Giggling about motels, mom math, and emotions

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What's up, my grassroot gigglers? Paige, what is a grassroot?

Speaker 1 The roots of said grass.

Speaker 2 Wait, whenever you put said in anything, it sounds legit.

Speaker 1 I've been using whilst.

Speaker 2 No, whenever you say whilst, I literally get intimidated by you.

Speaker 1 No, I've said it like four different times in different text messages this weekend to people. I mean, I was telling the same story to multiple people, but like whilst was prominent.

Speaker 2 Do you know how like there's a press, like press cycle? Okay, okay. I feel like that happens with gossip.
Like gossip.

Speaker 2 You know when something happens and you go, this is going to be my entire personality for the next four days. And you have to talk about it, get everyone's opinion on it, tell everyone about it.

Speaker 2 Our life is just in press cycles. No, like

Speaker 1 the lineup I have when things happen to me and I'm like, oh, I have to tell this person. Like one person gets a phone call, another person gets a FaceTime, and another person gets a voice note.

Speaker 1 And so it's just like,

Speaker 1 what do the masses think?

Speaker 2 It's like, if you text me like a generic question, I'm not going to get back to you immediately. I woke up so early and you texted me.
I have tea. Immediately, I said, what's up? What's going on?

Speaker 2 How are you doing? Good morning. Good morning.
Hi.

Speaker 1 I have a girlfriend that she only sends gossip in text messages that you can't see it.

Speaker 1 So every time I get a text message and it's like that like fuzzy and I have to click to read it, I know it's like the craziest gossip ever because she's so paranoid.

Speaker 2 I'm like, can you not screenshot that? I don't know. I feel like that's super dramatic when people do that.

Speaker 1 Do you ever get nervous when it says like so-and-so saved your voice note? And I'm like,

Speaker 2 do you? So I think sometimes it's automatic. Okay.
Because someone messaged me once and be like, does it say I saved it? Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 1 It makes me freaked out when people save my voice notes. I'm like, I know that like my voice is so soothing.

Speaker 1 But like, please don't share that with anyone.

Speaker 2 No, my voice notes are out of control. How are you? Because you didn't really tell me you were going to Michigan.
Like it kind of never came up.

Speaker 1 I didn't really know.

Speaker 2 You didn't know you were going to Michigan.

Speaker 1 Like it's actually so funny because my mom had the same exact reaction.

Speaker 2 She was like, excuse me. I was talking to you all day.
You never once dropped that you were in Michigan.

Speaker 1 Also, fun fact, Michigan is not.

Speaker 1 a time zone away.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I kept being like, and don't forget, we're an hour behind. Who are you telling that that to?

Speaker 2 The people in Michigan? Just the people.

Speaker 1 And they were like, nope, we're not. And I go, yeah, we are.
We're basically in Chicago.

Speaker 2 And they're like, also, when you're flying to Michigan, your phone will like go to Canada.

Speaker 1 Go to Canada. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So it's like everyone figured out.

Speaker 1 I really enjoyed Michigan.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, why do I like Michigan? And then I had all the gigglers DMing me and they were like, because low-key Michigan's really rich. And you must have felt that vibe.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Which I didn't, but I

Speaker 1 was wondering why. I was like, I like it so much.
And they're like, no, it's like very rich. And I was like, hmm.

Speaker 2 Okay. We both traveled a lot the last couple of days.

Speaker 2 I had a, I do college gigs sometimes because I love.

Speaker 1 I love Miami?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I love to speak to the youths of America. So I went to Orlando first.

Speaker 2 Then I went to Miami. University of Miami is a literal resort.
I don't know how

Speaker 1 they get anything done.

Speaker 2 There's like waterfalls and like hot people and anything with palm trees. I'm like, like, this is not, this is a vacation.

Speaker 1 Anyone I know personally who went to Miami did in fact

Speaker 1 not finish and some went to rehab. So like that is my only like like what I think of Miami.
Like I had one friend who was going to be a professional golfer.

Speaker 2 rehab.

Speaker 1 I have another friend who was like going to be great in finance. Rehab.
Like it's

Speaker 2 Alex Earl was just going to greet me there. I thought I'd come in and she goes, welcome to Miami.

Speaker 1 And she was the Barbie like, welcome. This is universal.

Speaker 2 Hi, Barbie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, every blonde is just like, hi, Hannah.

Speaker 2 But I also feel bad for people in Miami because when it's bad weather here, like, and we're depressed, we're like, oh, it's because of senes and all depression.

Speaker 2 When they're depressed in Miami, like, that's just them. That's who you are.
You have no excuse.

Speaker 1 See, I feel like we actually couldn't live somewhere where it's sunshine all year round.

Speaker 2 Well, that's why summer stresses me out because everyone in New York City, the second it hits 65, is like celebrating. And I'm like, but I don't know what to celebrate because I hate myself sometimes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like sometimes I enjoy it being cloudy and rainy because there's no pressure.

Speaker 2 No pressure. It's like under promise, over deliver.
Today, everyone thinks it's going to suck. It has to be better than sucking.

Speaker 1 Turn that movie on.

Speaker 2 Yes. So I'm in Miami living my best life.
And then I had to go from Miami to Athens, Ohio. Okay.
I don't know where Athens is. Not to be confused with Athens, Greece.

Speaker 2 No, literally.

Speaker 1 I love that America was like, and we'll have a Paris, Texas, and in Athens, Ohio.

Speaker 2 Did Ashton Kutcher plan this shit? I mean, so when you go to some of these towns that are not in main cities, you can't just like use Delta. You have to go to some other...
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Because I don't like, I would rather do a direct than take Delta and have to do like

Speaker 2 a stop or two. So I took Spirit.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Had you ever... flown Spirit?

Speaker 2 I think I did, but I blocked it out. But Spirit,

Speaker 2 they're hilarious because they're self-aware. Like the people get on, they're like, hey, sorry, you guys are are flying Spirit.

Speaker 1 Their whole airline is a bit.

Speaker 2 They also started it being like, hey, we're excited to go to Houston, Texas. And everyone was like, what? And they're like, just kidding.
Like, it wasn't. Wait, I love

Speaker 2 the way off. I was not in the mood.
Like, I was like, just take me to a destination. I don't want to be here.
And you want me to try to get laughs from me.

Speaker 2 And I'm trying to listen to like one song on repeat.

Speaker 1 I mean, do they even have headphones to pass out?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Also, they didn't even give me water. I almost died.

Speaker 2 So I get there. And when I land, I always go to see the hotel that I booked.

Speaker 2 And I look at the address and it says Athens, Georgia. So I realize I'm in Columbus and I have to drive an hour to this place and there's no hotels.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Speaker 1 Athens, Ohio.

Speaker 2 I have to go to Athens, Ohio.

Speaker 1 The hotel you

Speaker 1 in Athens.

Speaker 2 Hampton Inn in Athens, Georgia, instead of Athens, Ohio. Okay.
Easy mistake. And I said, you know what? I'm just going to find another hotel in Athens, Ohio.
Can't be that hard. Can't be that hard.

Speaker 2 who's going Athens Ohio turns out it's like mom's weekend so every

Speaker 2 Ohio University okay which is 40,000 kids that's a lot of freaking moms so turns out all the hotels are booked all the hotels are booked and I paid $300 to stay at a Super 8

Speaker 1 motel a motel $300 genuinely when you pulled up the word M-O-T-E-L was written yeah and I walk in and there's a woman very nice

Speaker 2 thank God it was a woman. No, I was, thank God.
But then someone pops their head out behind her.

Speaker 1 It's her child.

Speaker 2 Looking at me, not in a nice way. I was like, do you want to fucking fight me? Like, this girl's looking at me.
I'm like, is she going to rob me? Like, I was like, do I have to beat your kid?

Speaker 2 Like, what's happening?

Speaker 1 Is this like of the kind where like the, like, it's outside?

Speaker 2 It was, it was inside. Like, it wasn't like,

Speaker 2 like, I was on the first floor.

Speaker 1 Hannah, I would have literally rather slept at the fucking airport.

Speaker 2 No, I was laughing, thinking about you the whole time, and I walk in and like, you know, when there's just a smell that you can't put your finger on? Like, you're like, it's ungodly.

Speaker 2 Don't know what it is. And then there's like a mark on the towel.
No, but it was like, I started crying.

Speaker 2 You know, I did. I ordered Wendy's, as one does.
I ordered a baked potato and they forgot the sour cream. And that's when I started to spiral.

Speaker 1 Hannah sent a picture in the group chat of her in the bed with Grace and me. And she was like, Hannah, Paige would be freaking out.

Speaker 1 And I genuinely, it's not not even that I would be freaking out, I'd never be in the situation. Like I do, I would just never find myself at a fucking motel.

Speaker 2 So I get on stage and I'm performing for 1,500 people for mom's weekend. So I get on stage and I go, I accidentally booked the wrong hotel.

Speaker 2 And then all you bitches turn on comes and I'm at a fucking Super 8. They start dying laughing.
Dying laughing. And I never really say the hotel I'm saying at, but I was like, guys, we have to.

Speaker 1 Oh, Super 8 is.

Speaker 2 Get in the sailor. So then I'm like, you can do this.
Just like do the show. It was really fun.
Come back. Just go to to sleep.
You're really good at sleeping. You'll be fine.

Speaker 2 Someone made a comment to me. They were like, how are you getting to the airport? And I'm like, Uber.
Yeah. And they were like, oh, there's like, there aren't Ubers in the area.

Speaker 2 And I was like, that's, we're in a college campus. Like, there's going to be Ubers.
Right.

Speaker 1 It's not 1908.

Speaker 2 But I was a little nervous. So I woke up early,

Speaker 2 which I never do. Yeah.
Just to like check out the Oob situation. I've never clicked it and it literally just says not available.
So then I'm like, Uber must be having a glitch. They're having a day.

Speaker 2 Taylor Swift must be on Uber. Eclipse.
Solar Eclipse. What's going on? I'm a green retrograde.
So I go, I download Lyft for the first time. I said, I'm a Lyft girl now.
I don't care. I'm a Lyft girl.

Speaker 2 I go through the admin of signing up. Nothing, nothing.
So then I go, okay, if I don't get a car in the next hour, I'm stuck in Athens, Ohio. Yep.
So I start googling like car service.

Speaker 2 People have car services, right? Right. So I call like three of the numbers that just no one answers or it goes to like, this line is disconnected.

Speaker 2 Finally, i call this thing called albert's taxi

Speaker 2 after one ring someone goes hello no

Speaker 2 i would have been like ah second thought no at this point at this point i'm like this is how i got this how i got and i go hi albert

Speaker 2 i go i'm at the super a address he goes i know where you are i said okay um i have to go to columbus airport And he's like, when's your flight? And I was like, 11.30.

Speaker 2 He goes, okay, I'll be there in 30. And then he just, and then he goes, can I bring my dog?

Speaker 2 And I'm like, actually, absolutely. I would love you to bring your dog.
And he goes, okay, see you soon. Hangs up.
And I'm like, he has my number, my information.

Speaker 2 So then I'm just like, okay. So I go outside.
And then I'm thinking, like, what kind of dog does he have? Like, is it a, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Who knows what Albert's packing? Who knows?

Speaker 2 So he pulls up. And there's this, the biggest collie dog I've ever seen.
So cute, but like happy, huge, just happy, excited. We're at work.
Jump in, and I'm like, what's his name?

Speaker 2 He goes, oh, the dog's name is Albert. He's like, Albert's kind of a big deal on campus.
Like, everyone loves Albert.

Speaker 1 What's his name?

Speaker 2 No idea.

Speaker 1 When you called, he said, hi, this is Albert.

Speaker 2 No, he just said hi. And I was like, hi, Albert.

Speaker 1 But the name of the place was called Albert's.

Speaker 2 Albert's taxi, but it's the dog's taxi. It's like, he's very good at branding.
Honestly, very good at branding. Arcanine genius.
Arcanine genius. Moving to New York.

Speaker 1 What are you doing in Athens, Ohio?

Speaker 2 So, this is the thing. If you're...

Speaker 1 You're shaking because if there was an app called Alberts and it was just a picture of a border collie like driving a car, I'm booking it.

Speaker 2 My mind started working, my

Speaker 2 entrepreneurial spirit. And I was like, what if they took like dogs who are open for adoption and put them in Ubers all day? Wow.

Speaker 2 And you can get a dog Uber and the dog will be in it, like an emotional support dog slash you could adopt it.

Speaker 1 In my head,

Speaker 1 that's a lot of smells, a lot of pee and shit.

Speaker 2 So as I am a cat person, but I love dogs, but like by the end of the trip, I wanted to cut all my nails off

Speaker 2 and shower three times because I

Speaker 2 smelled of dog. And I said it was super eight.
So I got there. We took a little photo afterwards.
I learned everyone's life story, including Albert. And

Speaker 2 what's the best way to do that?

Speaker 2 She lives another day.

Speaker 1 It's so funny because I couldn't have had an more opposite experience.

Speaker 1 I'm in Michigan. I'm chatting it up with Steve Madden.

Speaker 2 Okay?

Speaker 1 We're talking shoes. We're talking life.
We're talking New York.

Speaker 2 I think someone's doing like a big movie about him.

Speaker 1 He just did a documentary. Documentary, which I saw like a little clip of it.
It looks very, I didn't realize he's like from Queens.

Speaker 2 He's a true like rags to riches story. Love.

Speaker 1 I had said to his team, I was like, oh, are you guys flying back to New York tonight? And they were like, yeah. And I go, oh, are you, what flight are you on? Are you on like the 915?

Speaker 1 Because that was the Delta flight I was on.

Speaker 1 And they looked at me and they like smile and they go oh we fly private and i said oh yeah like i should have known that so i'm saying bye to mr madden and he's like oh are you flying back to new york and i go amazing he's gonna ask me to get on his private flight i'm gonna be home in an hour and i go yeah i'm on like delta 915 he goes okay have a great flight

Speaker 1 And I like look at my assistant.

Speaker 2 And I almost finagled a PJ.

Speaker 1 I almost finagled a PJ, but I did. And then like I was talking to my one friend who actually works for for Steve Madden.

Speaker 1 And he was like, oh my God, you could have absolutely asked him like, hey, can I just jump on your flight? He would have brought you.

Speaker 2 And I was like,

Speaker 1 I would never.

Speaker 2 I feel like that's dude shit to be like, yeah,

Speaker 2 I would never do that. No, and no.

Speaker 1 But here's my friend just trying to get out of a super eight. And I'm like, do you have an extra seat on your G6 by any chance for me and my friend?

Speaker 1 My poor friend is like trying not to get murdered.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, it was to the point that I didn't tell my mom till after because I wanted her to sleep that night you know when you're like i don't want to put my family through this i'll i can handle it yeah meanwhile grace i'm just texting her throughout and she's like is are you okay is everything good not really

Speaker 1 wait i love that you're just like in a jersey okay i said we're a next jersey go next wait let's talk chat about how women's basketball is just like taking over.

Speaker 2 No, I'm worried. What's the next thing we're going to take over? Football? Like, what do the men have left?

Speaker 1 I have no idea about like women's basketball. The only thing I've seen is that the one girl, Angel, they're trying to say she's like the biggest villain ever.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 And in my head, I'm like, sorry, she can do a winged eyeliner and like can talk trash. I think you're jealous.
No. And then they're saying, what about the other girl, Caitlin?

Speaker 2 Okay, so this was actually like old drama for last year. Last year, um Caitlin Clark won a game and I think she kind of like did a hand motion.

Speaker 2 So then when Angel Reese beat her, she did that same hand motion. Yeah.
And people kind of took it that it was bad sportsmanship when it's like they're just doing their thing.

Speaker 2 So then this year they played each other again and Angel Rees, they tried to like stir up the narrative of like girls hating each other. Yep.
And I was so proud of her.

Speaker 2 She literally was like, look, I respect Caitlin Clark. I love Caitlin Clark.
But if you're on the court with me, on the court, you're my fucking competition.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's not. I was not.

Speaker 2 I have no beef with her. Right.
She goes, she's amazing. She's done so much for women's basketball.
On the court, I'm going to beat your ass. Right.
And that's called, like, sports.

Speaker 1 No, literally.

Speaker 2 And Angel Reese.

Speaker 1 If the men were talking trash to each other, they would be.

Speaker 2 They do all the time. Oh, my God.
That was such a good line. Yeah, we should break them up.
And like the time, the men are like sub-tweeting each other.

Speaker 1 Travis Kelsey almost beat the shit out of his coach during the game. We were like...
We were like, amazing. And Angel Reese is like, you're a bitch.
And they're like, a murderer.

Speaker 2 Also, like, the men have been so amazing, though. like Shaq and Paul Pierce.
I come from a big basketball family. Oh, you do? Like, my grandpa was like a basketball coach.
Oh, I actually.

Speaker 2 We talked in basketball terms. Like, my dad is so obsessed with women's basketball.
Sorry. Why'd you bring up my grandparents? Why'd you bring up his basketball?

Speaker 1 Don't bring up Hannah's grandpa. We know this.

Speaker 1 I get very, I don't like. It gets.

Speaker 2 I brought it up, but I got mad at you. I said, you knew that was a sensitive topic for me.
You knew that my grandpa likes basketball. Don't bring up anything my grandpa's ever done.

Speaker 2 I actually did know your grandpa was a basketball coach. Did I tell you I went on Heather McMahon's podcast? Shout out Heather McMahon.
I'm fucking obsessed with her. It's called Absolutely Not.

Speaker 2 And she goes, you know what? I hate because her dad died. And she was like, those people who like are mad about their grandpa dying.
And I go, this is so awkward.

Speaker 1 It's so uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 Don't you ever bring up my grandpa again.

Speaker 2 I go, that man was a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 He was a saint. God damn it.
Speaking of grandparents, it's my papa's birthday. Shout out to Papa.
Oh, happy birthday, Papa. And this is the most Italian shit ever.
My Nana gets on the phone.

Speaker 2 She goes, oh, I couldn't sleep the other night because I was thinking about the insurance for his grave. And I don't know what I'm going to do.
I said, Nana, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 She goes, Italian people are obsessed with death.

Speaker 2 They're obsessed with that. She goes, and are we going to do sandwiches or dessert? Like, what is it going to be?

Speaker 2 What's the vibe? Yeah, what's this? What am I going to wear? I don't know what to do. Like, he's just, and she's also like fully sure that he's dying before her.
Right.

Speaker 2 Which is very Italian woman because like she sucked the life out of him. He has nothing left.
Oh, yeah. And they shrivel out.
And the women always.

Speaker 1 No, I saw a thing on

Speaker 1 it. It was definitely on TikTok.
Um,

Speaker 1 that, like, Italians legitimately are obsessed with death.

Speaker 2 So are Irish people?

Speaker 1 Because, like, in Sicily, like, a volcano could happen at any time. So they were always like, well, you could die.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, with the Irish, they've had so many struggles. Everything's just like, how are you? Who's dead?

Speaker 2 Literally. Like, Des is so comfortable.
They're so, Des also, like, whenever anyone dies, he's the calmest person He's like, okay, we got to go here. We got to do this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's quite comforting Yeah

Speaker 2 Oh Can I say one thing about old people too? I would love to love it apparently apparently

Speaker 2 Like when men die their wife will like live and be fine.

Speaker 2 Yeah, cuz like she's just like oh, yeah, I got a weight off my chest Take it breathe where it's proven that like when women die There's all these stories of men like dying Two weeks later, just dying.

Speaker 2 Like my great-grandma passed away, and she was like 96, and her husband, nothing wrong with him,

Speaker 2 dies in two weeks. Like of a broken heart.
Of a broken heart. Of just like, there's no reason for me to live.
And that's like, honestly, I think men are actually so much more romantic than women.

Speaker 1 I love, I would love to think that.

Speaker 2 I truly would.

Speaker 1 I would love to think that they're like, how could I go home? But in reality, let's call it what it is. They're like, well, I'm certainly not going to do all this shit.

Speaker 2 So I might as well pack it the fuck in. He just pulls out his IV.
He's like, yeah, I think we're good here.

Speaker 1 I think we've done all we came to do.

Speaker 2 I have to make the pasta. Absolutely.
No, fuck no more.

Speaker 1 Cut it now. Cut it now.

Speaker 2 So anywho. Wait, what was I talking about? Basketball.
Mm-hmm. The men are really speaking very kindly about the women.
Are they?

Speaker 2 Like, Shaq is like, I don't even know who's playing in the men's college basketball. The girls have fun storylines.
And the girls are also like, they're fashionable.

Speaker 2 they're cool we give a a story

Speaker 2 yeah like we are giving one of them's a legitimate rapper like they're all they're they're just like funny and gorgeous and cool and like it just it warms my hearts like it warms my heart so much i could cry no we love women in sports we love women in sports but i'm a little nervous about the men like chris are you okay I'm great.

Speaker 2 I'm okay.

Speaker 2 As long as Chris is okay.

Speaker 1 We did the men's March Madness. We did that? Did that happen?

Speaker 2 That's no one knows, actually.

Speaker 1 Who won Men's March? No one knows.

Speaker 2 It's the last game is tonight, actually. It's Yukon.

Speaker 1 Just like a man, because it's April, you know?

Speaker 2 So, like, I don't get it.

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Speaker 1 Hey guys, it's Paige from Giggly Squad. There's an all-new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives now streaming on Hulu.

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Speaker 2 Oh wait, can I talk about Mom Math? Sure. Are you familiar with Mom Math? I don't know if anyone's talked about this before, but Mom Math is a real thing.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So basically my mom called me and she was like, she's like, you're home, right? And I was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 And she's like, yeah, because I was worried about the rain and I know that you normally book flights around 11 because you want to sleep in. So I figured you were on that Delta flight.

Speaker 2 And then I figured you were probably around like Georgia, two hours in, and I knew the rain had passed by that time. So I knew you would have landed.

Speaker 2 And then I'm obviously checking your find my location. So I knew where you were.
And I go, and that's mom.

Speaker 1 No, I love when my mom shows me.

Speaker 2 She knew my

Speaker 2 flight number.

Speaker 1 She'll ask me, hey, are you here? And I will say yes. And she'll say, okay.
And then I'll be like, you have my location.

Speaker 1 Like you are the only person on the planet who has my location and will text me. Where are you?

Speaker 2 I'm like, you can see

Speaker 2 the exact room that you're in.

Speaker 1 She's like, but what if your phone got taken and your phone is there, but you're personally not and you don't answer.

Speaker 2 Mom Math is also like, when you get to her place, she knows how hungry you are at all times.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Like, she always knows.
Mom Math is also like, she knows when you have to start getting ready so you're not late.

Speaker 1 Mom Math is also like, you'll be on the phone. Like this happened to me this morning.
I'll be on the phone with my mom for like 25 minutes, like doing our

Speaker 1 check-in of like everything. And then like halfway through, she'll go, what's wrong? And I'll go, no, nothing.
And she'll go, Paige,

Speaker 1 what's wrong?

Speaker 2 And I'll go, okay, what's wrong? Julie, I just like, I didn't. And she'll be like, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Well, why didn't you say this when we got on the phone?

Speaker 2 Why are we talking about eggplant parmesan for the first 30 minutes?

Speaker 1 And it's like, she tricked me. She knew right when we got on the phone, something was wrong, but I needed time to like let it simmer.

Speaker 1 And then she knew at the exact scientific moment to say, what's wrong? For the water work.

Speaker 2 Have you seen Nick Crowley's special?

Speaker 1 I might have.

Speaker 2 He has the funniest bit about moms, how he's like, moms just like try too hard. And he's like, you know when they just text you an article and you're like, why are you fucking sending me this?

Speaker 2 Where like your dad will be like, hey, I wanted to see your game, but I didn't show up. And you're like, thanks, daddy.

Speaker 2 It's like, dad plays hard to get.

Speaker 1 But why is it that like everyone, I think like people are meaner to the people they feel most comfortable with.

Speaker 2 My dad will text me once every two weeks and I'll be like, he's an angel. No, this actually

Speaker 1 makes so much sense because like this is like a little bit not related, but also kind of.

Speaker 2 I mean, when has anything been related to the literature?

Speaker 1 Every Monday when we record Giggly, every Sunday night, I say, okay, tomorrow I'm going to wake up. I'm going to shower.
I'm going to do my makeup. I'm going to put a cute outfit on.

Speaker 1 Like I'm going to record Giggly. Cause sometimes when I see our clips, I'm like, why did I wear that? Why do I look like that?

Speaker 1 And then I realized I physically can't do glam for Giggly Squad because this is my most authentic self. And I feel like the universe doesn't let me

Speaker 1 go into some type of like, oh, you have to wear a mini skirt to record Giggly. It's like, no, put your hair up in a vaugh.
Don't put any makeup on and like be yourself.

Speaker 2 That is such a magical, beautiful statement.

Speaker 2 And first of all we are so thankful for yourself showing up every monday and it's so fucking true but that's why giggly's therapy because like we do a lot of things that people see us through like weird lenses yeah that this is where we can be like pure but not to make this about me

Speaker 2 but that's how i felt when i was trying to find an outfit for netflix and i was like fighting with people because you know like you can put on an outfit that looks good but i have to feel like soul fully myself to actually like do the jokes, right?

Speaker 2 Which is what you're doing now. You're like, I can't be funny while also trying to be a different persona.
And that's why I said, would Olivia

Speaker 2 write this and pay taxes? No. So like, it's like if you had to do, well, when we do outfits for the Giggly shows,

Speaker 2 it's kind of a similar vibe where like you have to feel an energy from the outfit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like Giggly Squad Live is the only time I never stress about my outfit and I put it, I pick it out the night before. Yeah.
Because I'm like, it's not.

Speaker 2 It's about the vibe. It's about the vibe.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 So, anyhow.

Speaker 2 Anywho.

Speaker 1 And I accidentally booked a facial this morning. Where?

Speaker 1 They came to my house.

Speaker 2 Wait, you're obsessed with the house thing now. Well, I'm trying to get these girls to laser my pussy at my house.

Speaker 1 They, first of all, I got ready for a Netflix special this weekend because I literally like did that.

Speaker 2 I did every week for you.

Speaker 1 I was like, what if I fuck around and get a lymphatic drainage massage?

Speaker 2 So I did that.

Speaker 1 No, I had booked laser for her to come to my apartment this morning to laser my legs. And then her sister also showed up and was like, I'm here for your facial.

Speaker 2 And I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 So, like, I laid down on the couch, had a facial while my legs were getting lasered. So I was like, I can't put makeup on and get ready for a giggly.

Speaker 2 This is what, like, my mom is like, you have to be more like Paige. Paige takes care of herself.
No. And it cuts to you having eight people.

Speaker 1 I'll be at Giggly Squad in an hour.

Speaker 2 This is what I think, though, about the laser girls. And they DM me, and I'm going to get back to them.
And I can't wait because clearly me showing up once a month is not working.

Speaker 1 No, I do it once every six weeks.

Speaker 2 Why do I have hair inside my labia?

Speaker 1 Wait, here's another thing I want to say.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, that's a personal satrician.

Speaker 2 They need to open it up like a burrito.

Speaker 1 No, this is why we're going to laser our vaginas because she was doing my legs and I was like, what is the deal that like at some laser places, I literally have had to walk out because it hurts my legs so much.

Speaker 1 But like when you do it, I don't even feel it. And she was like, I genuinely think because we do it at home, you're already so relaxed because you're on your own couch.
Like, it's fine.

Speaker 2 Does she use the air or the gel?

Speaker 2 Like, is it cold air coming on you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, a little bit, I think. Okay.
No gel.

Speaker 2 Like, she doesn't put anything on your leg.

Speaker 2 You were blacked out. No, I was popping.

Speaker 2 I was in

Speaker 1 the gallery. I'm like, sorry, spa music was playing in my ear and a guacha was going over my face.

Speaker 2 I was like, what is a job?

Speaker 2 Speaking of documentaries.

Speaker 2 Yes. I don't know how this happened.
It like, it didn't come across my desk. Billie Eilish

Speaker 2 did a documentary in 2021 on Apple TV that I just

Speaker 2 never saw. I never saw.
It was fucking amazing. It was during the time of her creating her first really hit album.
Wow.

Speaker 1 I bet that would be really good. Cause she's young.

Speaker 2 She was 17. No.
Or 16.

Speaker 2 Which I can't imagine. That actually makes me.
She's also gorgeous.

Speaker 1 She's very pretty.

Speaker 2 Like, gorgeous. And like.

Speaker 1 People don't give her enough credit for how stunning she is.

Speaker 2 Talk about an X Factor. And this crazy thing happened where she just seems like so cool.
She's such a teenager. Like, she's like, mom, shut up.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she's, they're just, like, in her bedroom with her brother. It's so adorable.
They're kind of weird homeschool kids.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 2 But, like, in a, in a like hippie kind of way, like, oh, we let them just find their

Speaker 2 Manasauri school. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, she graduated at 14 because she was I don't know she was like we let them pee wherever they want to it's like okay well that's a health hazard so and it's funny because the brother is kind of like straight edge and then she's like all in her feelings but I love this documentary because it was a raw one where like it shows them in scenarios that are just where are they from They're just from California.

Speaker 2 Oh. And basically throughout all this craziness, she's living in her childhood home with her parents.

Speaker 2 And the mom multiple times is like, I don't know how these young kids did it without their parents around.

Speaker 1 I know. Oh, like that.

Speaker 2 And like after that. Like, she comes back from tour and, like, goes back into her house, creates music in her house.
And I think that's actually so smart.

Speaker 2 Cause sometimes when people blow up, I feel like within, you blow up, and then in a couple months, you have a whole new house, all new different people around you working for you.

Speaker 2 That's all you respond to.

Speaker 1 Like Charlie D'Amelio. Like, I get so,

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, what are people? Sometimes I feel like people like threw her into things. I'm like, she's literally a kid and now she's like in this massive house.

Speaker 2 And she's like, well, even, have you seen the Dasha girl? she sings the Austin song she blew up like a month ago yeah and with this song did your lips start

Speaker 2 it's so good and she's so cool and she just performed on the CMT awards and it was like how old is she I don't know how old she is but she's young but it was just like sometimes the drastic shift like a lot of people by the time they perform at the CMT awards they've already done like a full tour of eight months performing like that's why like I can't imagine what it was like when they were like on laguna beach and they were in high school like i couldn't imagine what it would be like doing a reality show at like that age or being going to the grammys at 17 like what it's crazy but laguna beach i'm kind of jealous because like social media wasn't the same so like yeah you could walk around and only be reminded that you're famous because you were on a magazine right instead of like now you like go on your phone and people are talking about you and you're like oh like you suck

Speaker 2 you so much

Speaker 2 but the billie is Eilish documentary, first of all, she has Tourette's. Does she?

Speaker 2 And it's incredible because they would show, like, when she was having kind of a tick attack, and she would be verbally, like, annoyed by it. Like, sorry, guys, this is so fucking annoying.

Speaker 2 Let me just get this out. And she showed this relationship with this guy who clearly wasn't like prioritizing her.
The cutest part, though, was. She seems, like, she seems so cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she has her own style. And you see her like in her own teenage angst.

Speaker 2 But then you're reminded that she's a 17-year-old girl who was completely obsessed with Justin Bieber. Like the mom, I cut to the mom.

Speaker 2 The mom was like, some days she was so love sick that Justin Bieber didn't know who she was that she would like cry.

Speaker 2 And she's like, I fully felt, she's like, you know, you have an ex-boyfriend, you see them around afterwards, like, oh, that was my boyfriend. Like, that's how I feel when I see him now.

Speaker 2 Like, I dated him in my childhood. Oh, like, my friend.

Speaker 2 But girls were obsessed. The girls who were a little younger than us were obsessed.

Speaker 1 But you want to know what's crazy? Okay, yeah, they were a little bit younger than us and they loved Justin Bieber, But we had probably, I mean, we had to have had like a similar.

Speaker 2 Well, we kind of had like, I guess maybe like just similarly. Yeah.
But I, never in my life.

Speaker 1 Never in my life have I loved a celebrity so much that I had a po here's what it is. Not a poster girly.

Speaker 2 I wasn't a poster girl either.

Speaker 1 Never had a poster up in my bedroom of anyone. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yourself. You just had photos of yourself.
Well,

Speaker 2 limited two posters everywhere. At some point as you should.

Speaker 1 At some point in my house, it looked like I had died in parsley.

Speaker 2 At some point was

Speaker 2 like, and here's the shrine.

Speaker 1 Paige just so I'm like, I'm alive. I'm at the dinner table.
You know, like, here I am.

Speaker 2 Don't wait till someone passes to appreciate them.

Speaker 2 Yo. Don't Picasso it.
Like, literally. Let's admire the work right now.

Speaker 2 So anyway.

Speaker 2 You're watching her life kind of blow up and then she gets off of performance that she hated.

Speaker 2 And they show her like she forgot some words to a song and she was she gets off stage and she's like i fucking sucked like it's so funny to see how human they are

Speaker 2 and then she's all upset her boyfriend's not texting her back and she gets a call of someone being like hey justin bieber wants to jump on your album oh my god i thought you're gonna say wants to be like hey justin bieber wants to jump on your dick

Speaker 2 that is what my head went to but she literally She's like Black Sound. She's like, uh, he could like kill my whole family.
Like, he could do whatever he wants. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then they show her at Coachella and they show the moment that they're like in the VIP section and he sees her. And she sees him.
And she literally like runs away from him.

Speaker 2 And he just stands there. And she keeps just like, she's having a full, like, hilarious, she's funny.
Yeah. But he's just staring at her.
And she's like, no, no, like freaking out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then it cuts to her. Sobbing in his arms.

Speaker 2 She's crying in his arms for like five minutes. Like, and he's just holding her and there's like music.
And he's like,

Speaker 2 tapping her hair.

Speaker 2 And then it cuts to her back in the green room, and she's like, I just cried in Justin Bieber's arm for five minutes.

Speaker 1 No, I don't, but

Speaker 2 yeah, then you think about, like, oh, Billy's so young experiencing this, but then imagine what Justin Bieber's experiencing. He's only 25, and he's has this like weight of the world on his shoulder.

Speaker 1 I felt so bad for Justin Bieber.

Speaker 2 He was so supportive of her. Like, he called her, he's like, I love you, you're incredible, like, enjoy the moment.
Like, he's, and I love Justin Bieber. I want him to put out more music.

Speaker 1 I do too I feel like he's like I think he's the songbird of our generation we haven't fully appreciated it like the time and I feel like we didn't listen to him when things were going on when he was 17 and like everyone's just criticizing him I feel myself this is actually really scary I feel myself getting more and more emotional as I get older and I don't know if it's because my hormones are regulating

Speaker 1 but like over the weekend I've found myself being like

Speaker 2 oh I feel bad for that person wait so you're saying for the first time you felt empathy?

Speaker 1 Like, I was on TikTok and everything was just like JoJo CWA, JoJo CWA, JoJo CWA.

Speaker 2 And I was just like, Do you know what's so funny? I was about to say hot take. Hot take, I feel bad for her.

Speaker 2 Hot take, we support JoJo CWA.

Speaker 1 Yeah, hot take.

Speaker 2 We support women in the arts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, okay. I saw this on TikTok and was like, you want to know why everyone hates JoJo CWA and Jennifer Lopez right now? And I'm like, oh my God, why?

Speaker 1 And they were like, because they love themselves. And I was like,

Speaker 1 God forbid a woman try to be confident in this harsh horrible world we live in i totally get the cringeworthy moments that jojo seewa is doing and how she has these ideas of grandeur that she thinks like she's but don't we teach girls to be delusional be delusional and i'm like i get it i get it I get that JLo like loves herself so much, but maybe instead of just like making fun of them so badly and being so mean to them, it would be more like, Hey, maybe like just like a tad bit of self-awareness.

Speaker 1 But like, I don't think people need to go on and be like, You're the worst thing ever. Has anyone ever watched what happened to Jojo Siwa as a child on dancing with dance moms?

Speaker 2 Like, she was we did not learn from Brittany, we did not learn from Kate Middleton.

Speaker 2 Did we not just say with the internet that, like, when women are going through something, don't fucking attack them? And just Justin Bieber, how many mistakes are we gonna make?

Speaker 2 This innocent angel, Jojo Siwa, was

Speaker 2 traumatized in the public eye her whole life, her whole life, her whole life. She was basically put makeup on at four years old and told to dance like a monkey.

Speaker 1 Right, like, think about, yes, told to dance, was screamed at. Like, I kept seeing clips of like verbally, physically abused, screaming at her for literally nothing.
She feels like a little

Speaker 2 at a young age. I'm happy that she's not Amanda Bynes at this point, right?

Speaker 1 And then to go from, okay,

Speaker 1 I'm actually,

Speaker 1 is she bisexual or is she a lesbian?

Speaker 2 I I think she's lesbian.

Speaker 1 I'm actually a lesbian and I'm the apple of every child's eye.

Speaker 2 How the fuck do I see myself?

Speaker 1 How do I transition? Okay, so maybe you guys didn't like that she

Speaker 1 thinks that she's creating this whole new genre of music. You didn't like her outfit, you didn't like the song, which I think is actually.

Speaker 2 The song was catchy as I cannot get it out of my head.

Speaker 1 But like, think about her life as a whole.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, I started to feel bad for her. I'm like, oh my God, here this poor girl is like, I'm putting out this song.
I'm so excited. You go on TikTok, everyone's just hating it.
And so I felt so bad.

Speaker 2 When I brought up Amanda Bynes, it's like everyone's making fun of Amanda Bynes right now. And it's a product.
It's not her fault. It's all the horrible shit she went through.

Speaker 2 And Jojo Siwa is fighting the good fight.

Speaker 1 And then in the same weekend, I was like, everyone was like making fun of the earthquake and like, oh, there were so many like funny memes. And in my head, I was like,

Speaker 1 wait a minute. Like an earthquake happened in Taiwan like recently and like a lot of people died and now we're like making fun of our earthquake.
And I was so emotional over it.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what is happening? So I didn't go out all weekend because I couldn't see anyone in that.

Speaker 2 Do you think you're PMSing?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Because that's how I get when I PMS.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, you get really sad for everything.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I get really in my head about like the meaning of life.
And I'm like, why?

Speaker 1 It could be because, okay, let's be honest. I haven't had my period in a year.
So I haven't PMSed really.

Speaker 1 I was so emotional this weekend. Like I was tearing up that people were being mean to Joe.

Speaker 2 Do you know you

Speaker 2 No, but I was getting upset too. Cause at the end of the day, first of all,

Speaker 2 the song. Oh, yeah, literally.

Speaker 1 I'm like, but what if someone got hurt during the earthquake?

Speaker 2 You know what? I'm fighting for my life at a Super 8 and you don't give a shit, but you're crying over a rich Jojo Siwa.

Speaker 2 Well, also this thing with Jojo Siwa. First of all, the song's a bop.
Second of all, people are like, she didn't really change her outfit. It's basically the same thing, but just black and white.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because she's on theme. Like, she's still JoJo.

Speaker 1 She's still quirky. I mean, yeah.
Was Was what she wore that red carpet, like the kiss outfit absolutely ridiculous? 100%.

Speaker 2 Well, someone also was like, oh, is it giving like Gene Simmons? And she was like, who is that? So that was very funny.

Speaker 2 This is the thing. I think she just needs maybe better people around her.

Speaker 1 I think, yeah, she needs a whole new team.

Speaker 2 She needs a friend to be like, she needs a friend like you. You know, when I have an idea, and I can help have ideas, and some of them should be.
tarred and feathered. And you go, you know what?

Speaker 2 I love your creativity.

Speaker 2 I see it.

Speaker 1 I love the way your brain works.

Speaker 2 But not this time. Yeah.
Not this time. Distract me with something else.

Speaker 1 I think she could have had, I know she really wanted to have that Miley Cyrus. Like, oh my God, she's so different.
I think she could have with just a different PR team.

Speaker 1 I think whoever her manager is, sorry, hate to say it.

Speaker 2 You're out. But then some people would argue, if she had made it too good, would she not have gotten the attention that she got through this? Like, everyone's talking about it.

Speaker 2 Like, it did a kind of...

Speaker 1 She was a girl that, like, in her own home, her kitchen table had her face on it. Yeah.
Her refrigerator had her face on it.

Speaker 1 So yeah, I'm sure growing up, people were like, you're amazing, you're amazing. And then she started thinking, oh, I'm amazing.
So now we're mad that she's a little too self-confident.

Speaker 1 Well, her whole life, people were like, you're the best.

Speaker 2 But I also would argue, like, she went on Nick Vial's podcast and she literally said, I don't get mad at comments because... All those things are things I've said to myself.
That makes me so shadowy.

Speaker 1 It's like, you can say any mean thing because I've already said it to myself and that makes me sad.

Speaker 2 But like JoJo Siwa has dealt with so much, hey, it's a la Justin Bieber where like all the kids like them and everyone's like, she fucking sucks yeah it's like that girl has been torn apart to shreds so many times i can't imagine because when i'm on tick tock and i happen to get one and it's like page just so bro i'm like oh my god i couldn't have scrolled faster that's terrifying so i couldn't imagine how she felt this weekend she couldn't even go on to browse and also like i don't think she's necessarily insanely cocky i think it comes from like deep hurt and pain.

Speaker 2 And then obviously you're going to pitch your song and be like, this song's fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 You're not going to go on a carpet and be like, it's average and like, it's kind of just like a single thing.

Speaker 1 Because we also get mad at girls who do that too. Yeah.
When

Speaker 1 Dakota Johnson was like, I didn't see the movie, don't plan on it. We were like, that's horrible.
But then if JoJo's like, it's the best song ever, we're like, you're stupid. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, there's no winning.

Speaker 2 And I do think. not to make it gendered, but when men are like, it's amazing, they're like, well, yeah, a man did it.
Or if it's bad, we make fun of it. And then we quickly forget.

Speaker 2 Like in three, we're like, haha, that was stupid. Quickly forget.
Quickly. Quickly.
So anyway, Justice for JoJo Siwa.

Speaker 1 Justice for Jojo.

Speaker 2 And like, like, this is the, there's so many shitty people to actually make fun of. And, like, right.
Jojo didn't hurt anyone.

Speaker 1 No, he really didn't do anything bad.

Speaker 2 The woman who working at Spirit Airlines, I think, was Abby Lee Miller.

Speaker 2 She was

Speaker 2 identical to Abby.

Speaker 1 Can we just like talk about that for a minute? Like, any TikTok I get about Abby Lee Miller, I'm like, if I ever met you in real life, I would turn the other way. You're terrifying.

Speaker 1 How How has no one fully canceled her just from like the shit she used to say to seven-year-olds? Could you imagine looking at a seven-year-old and being like, You fucking suck?

Speaker 2 That's what I almost did at the Super 8. I was like, What the fuck are you looking at, you dumb bitch?

Speaker 1 But I'm like, that you're an insane.

Speaker 2 She called me poor.

Speaker 2 The kid called me. She was like, What are you doing, you poor bitch? And I was like, Okay, you don't even have a job.

Speaker 2 Maybe she didn't, maybe she was working at the Super 8.

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Speaker 2 Also, side note, a little bit about fashion.

Speaker 2 I'm so excited because as we were talking about like adidas pants are very in right which is like my religion because that's like it's basically like warm-up pants you always wear like i wore in college that's what you wear and i have never figured out shorts for my body type okay because you know i have a fat ass yeah thick thighs t-i-h-i-c-c wait i feel like have i ever seen you in shorts i don't know i've seen you in denim shorts denim shorts it's just like there's chafage i feel like it's just so uncomfortable it's like up my pussy like up my like you know i feel like i rarely wear a short.

Speaker 2 I know. And I, but the thing is, I'm hot all the time.
So I'm like, how good would today be if I could wear a short? Now the girls in Barcelona and Berlin are wearing like

Speaker 2 boxer shorts or the Adidas basketball shorts. But not even the long ones, but like the mid ones, which is what I would practice in tennis and I'm like, those are my shorts.
They're that I wear.

Speaker 2 It was not socially acceptable to just wear an Adidas short. This is my time to shine, page.
Like this is,

Speaker 2 I'm almost like upset that it's it's a trend yeah because after this i have nothing yeah so i'm like what's the shoe you're gonna throw on a ballet sneaker i sent hannah a tick or uh instagram that the ballet sneakers making a people said it's literally you plus me in a shoe i think that's someone listened to giggly squad and was like oh hannah loves crocs and chunky sneakers and paige loves a ballet flat and my foot literally can't fit in a ballet flat but if it's a sneaker so like i might wear that.

Speaker 2 This is the thing. People like the Adidas shorts with the cowgirl boot or a boot, but like I'm telling you, my calves be sweating.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I honestly think like how cute would like a little Adidas short be with like a strappy sandal.

Speaker 2 Why do I always, when people say strappy sandal, I think of a gladiator.

Speaker 1 No, I hate. You want to know what? Fun fact about me.
Hate a gladiator shoe.

Speaker 2 I do too. Hate a gladiator shoe.
There's too much admin.

Speaker 1 Hate a gladiator heel. No.

Speaker 2 Hideous. Hideous.

Speaker 1 I think hideous.

Speaker 1 It's the same way I i feel about wedges even though wedges are coming back i hate a cork screw wedge which is very it was very hamptons for a second like everyone in the hamptons was wearing it i just don't sorry i don't know what's going on with me this month but out of the woodwork just scraping scrappling people coming out of the woodwork that like i haven't spoken to in years like this month like hey page what's going on hey page could you like do this this and this and i'm like what is mercury doing in my life that in like, I've had like seven different situations of the most random people texting me being like, hey, do you think you could switch lives with me?

Speaker 2 And I'm like, what? You have $100,000.

Speaker 2 No, it's like I'm getting some of the craziest outreach. Do you want to take my baby?

Speaker 2 I'm like, I'm not equipped to be a mother right now.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm just, I'm ready for this month to be over because I don't know what's going on in the solar system.

Speaker 2 Your energy is going through something right now, but like in a good way.

Speaker 1 Guys, I feel like the amount of people I've cut off this month.

Speaker 2 I love it. You do look light.

Speaker 1 I feel lighter because the amount of people I've been like.

Speaker 2 Like a butterfly coming out of a cocoon.

Speaker 1 So funny, I'm never going to talk to you again.

Speaker 2 And you don't even know it. Like, I.

Speaker 2 But that's your 30s. No.
Your 30s is like, I don't have time for this. I think anxiety is caused by the fact that people can access you at any time and you feel obliged.
What a big word. Yeah.

Speaker 2 To immediately respond or you're a dick. And as a people pleaser, I'm like, this is a full-time job.
No.

Speaker 2 You ever like have three hours off, but you end up, you're just responding to like, yeah, email, to phone, to that. And then you're like, I lost the three hours.
Yes. And I feel empty.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't even know how I did this. Yeah.
No. So I'm all about ghosting.
I feel like.

Speaker 2 You wrote retrograde boundaries test. What's that? I don't know.

Speaker 2 Because that sounds, that sounds interesting.

Speaker 2 Boundaries test. I forgot.

Speaker 1 Wait, this is what I didn't want to bring up to you, though, because we were talking about like flights last episode. I kept seeing on TikTok this great debate.

Speaker 1 You're traveling with someone, your significant other, your boyfriend, husband, whomstever.

Speaker 2 Before you begin, I just wanted to say I do not care to sit next to them. Continue.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Not the question, but I'm glad we got that off. I'm glad people know that.
Dez absolutely buzz off.

Speaker 1 Your boyfriend has TSA Pre clear all the accoutrements. Yes.
You have zip zilch zero. Yes.
You're in the general line for with the literal common folk. You absolute idiot.
He's in the TSA Pre line.

Speaker 1 Are you mad at him for not standing with you?

Speaker 2 He should be mad at you for not taking the time to figure out the best way for you two to travel together and not get divorced. And I'm speaking from a place of I was that girl in the long line.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Because I got clear and I thought that was good enough. Yeah.
Turns out.

Speaker 1 Unpopular opinion. clear is a little bit of a scam.
I feel like everyone has clear.

Speaker 2 Well, now everyone's getting clear. So

Speaker 2 when you go to LGA or JFK, you do the digital ID.

Speaker 1 However, added another thing.

Speaker 2 When I was in Columbus,

Speaker 1 are you priority or digital ID or clear? I'm like, it's a lot.

Speaker 2 When I was in Columbus, Ohio. Prior P.

Speaker 2 I see a line, right? And there's no one in clear and there's no one in pre-check. So I go, fuck clear.
I'm going to go. Yeah, precheck.

Speaker 2 So I go on pre-check and then a bunch of people go to clear and the lady just like waves the clear people in. I said, that's okay.
And then she gets the normal pre-changing.

Speaker 2 Have you fun taking off your shoes? Stupid bitch. And then more people come in clear and she looks at clear and she goes, continue.
I ended up waiting for like 20 clear people.

Speaker 2 And there was a guy, there was one guy in front of me. And I got to the point where he kind of turned back at me like, what the fuck is this? Yeah.
And I looked at him.

Speaker 2 I said, do you want me to care in this?

Speaker 2 And he didn't laugh. He just turned away.

Speaker 2 I thought it was hilarious. I was about to be like, hey, pre-check is here.
I was like, do you want me to care in this? Because whenever like I get a little upset, I'm like, like, that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 There's nothing like making a hilarious joke to a stranger and them just staring at you. And I'm like, I can't believe I even wasted

Speaker 2 a funny joke. I was a woman.
I was like, I could care in this. Yeah, that's like, it's also a point where like, if more than one person's mad as a New Yorker, you can speak for the group.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you know when like you're not being a dick? Cause you're like, we need to be addressed. Like, I love when New Yorkers combine to be pissed off together.

Speaker 1 Yes. They're like, let's collectively say how fucked up this is.

Speaker 2 I apologize to the academy right now. Because once I have some people on my back, I'm not being rogue.
Right. And he didn't commit to the bit.
And then we ended up just waiting.

Speaker 2 And he was like scoffing. And I'm like, you should have let me carry in this shit.

Speaker 1 I recently have just been bang things on the mayor. I'm like,

Speaker 1 if the mayor doesn't care, why should I?

Speaker 2 Like, I feel like I'm so old. I'm like, well.

Speaker 1 You know, our mayor doesn't give a shit.

Speaker 2 So I'm certainly not going to.

Speaker 1 I could be anywhere about anyone's mayor, too. I'm like, the mayor is awful.

Speaker 2 You lost your wallet?

Speaker 1 My enemies literally couldn't be working more over.

Speaker 2 Is that retrograde?

Speaker 1 I think so because i pride myself

Speaker 1 i don't lose a thing no i don't i just don't lose things i don't

Speaker 1 i don't misplace things i'm very organized everything in my home has a place so if something's missing

Speaker 2 It's not my fault. We live a completely different life.
Whenever Des and I have to leave the house, we go, where is anything now? It takes us 30 minutes to leave the house.

Speaker 1 It couldn't be me.

Speaker 2 All Des does is call, where's this? Like, I would know where his stuff is. And then he thinks I moved it when I didn't.
That's a huge. Or my mom comes to like organize and then we can't find anything.

Speaker 2 And we're like, would you rather be organized and not find anything or unorganized, but know that your wallet's on the floor?

Speaker 1 So I lost my fucking wallet in Charleston.

Speaker 2 That's my biggest night. Wait, in Craig.
Where? I guess it's lost. You don't know.

Speaker 1 This is the other thing. Craig's never looked for something in his day in his life.
I don't actually think he knows how to open his eyelids. So like if I say to him, hey, can you look for this?

Speaker 1 I might as well have asked a monkey at the zoo to get on a flight.

Speaker 2 He's like drinking in the fridge.

Speaker 1 So I knew it was gone. I knew even if it was there, I wouldn't be able to find it until I got back there, but I couldn't wait that long.
I had to get new cards.

Speaker 2 I don't do this, but I really feel like we should put AirTags in our wallets.

Speaker 1 Well, it's funny because I have an AirTag for anything like suitcase-wise or like travel-wise, but I don't for like my everyday purse or like my

Speaker 2 keys. I feel like I should.

Speaker 1 But I probably

Speaker 1 now I will because.

Speaker 2 Losing your wallet's the worst feeling in the world.

Speaker 1 Well, I lost my ID.

Speaker 2 No, it's you feel naked. You feel like you're cast away on an island and you can't focus on any conversation because you're like, I don't have my wallet.
They could tell.

Speaker 2 Have you been to the Fort Lauderdale airport? Not willingly. I support most airports.
I really do. Fort Lauderdale.
I walk into the bathroom and there's a huge line. No bathroom has toilet paper.

Speaker 2 And there's women, there's attendants there, but

Speaker 2 they're like, use your fucking hand. Yeah,

Speaker 2 and then there's no soap. No.
And I just use my hand.

Speaker 1 I support a lot lot of, I support Newark Airport. I support LaGuardia.
I support Detroit heavily. Detroit's beautiful.

Speaker 2 Detroit is stunning. Atlanta?

Speaker 1 Okay, the Atlanta airport, I do fuck with, but it's so big.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's huge. It's huge.
I've ran through it multiple times.

Speaker 1 The Charleston Airport. Well, you're on my fucking list.

Speaker 2 The thing with the Charleston airport is it's a garage.

Speaker 2 Like, it's a tiny.

Speaker 1 My dad could run it. Honestly, if you got my dad and a couple friends, they'd have that airport running seamlessly.

Speaker 2 I'm going to be honest. I fly like four times a week.
Yeah. I don't know any, like, I don't know what airport I'm in ever.
I know you. So I don't, like, I will sometimes not know if I'm in JFK or LGA.

Speaker 2 I'm just like, we arrived in New York.

Speaker 1 I hate JFK. I love LaGuardia.

Speaker 2 La Guardia is gorgeous, except it does take like 15 minutes sometimes to get somewhere. And if you, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 But LAX, they can't figure out their Uber situation. They need some police officers, like, running.

Speaker 2 This is a classic not New York situation.

Speaker 2 In Fort Lauderdale, then I was like, oh, I'm going to get a coffee and a bagel obviously and the whole place has no Starbucks or Duncan no so I'm like okay so then I find I guess like a cafe and there's just like a lady there yeah who like honestly I feel so bad for them because she's fighting for her fucking life because for some reason she has to make espresso and lattes while also making people sandwiches and this is the only

Speaker 2 one woman this is the only one woman this is the only cafe how could you even so the line's insane and then by the time you get up there, she's just like

Speaker 2 defeated. She's defeated.
And I'm like, baby.

Speaker 1 You're like at this point?

Speaker 2 And then she got the woman in front of me was like, can I have a croissant? And the lady's like, we're out of croissants. And she goes, I can see the croissants.

Speaker 2 And she's like, that's a croissant with an almond on top. And she's like, yeah, give me the croissant with an almond.
Like, people are losing their minds.

Speaker 2 Croissant. Croissant.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I went to Paris last year. I went to Paris last year.

Speaker 1 I downloaded Duolingo.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I have the Babel app. Oh, and then they have all these things to make things things faster, you know, where you can like do the digital stuff, like order on the digital thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 None of the screens work. Amazing.
But it doesn't say none of the screens work. So you watch everyone get really excited to go up and then they go to each one.
It doesn't work. No.

Speaker 1 And then I hate when things just,

Speaker 1 when things don't work the way they're supposed to, when technology doesn't work the way it's supposed to. And when people don't do their jobs, like that they're hired to do, I can't, I can't.

Speaker 2 I'm going to say like the most bratty thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I hate when you go to a restaurant and you want breakfast and it says it's serving breakfast and you sit down and they go, oh, there's no breakfast available.

Speaker 2 And you're like, well, obviously I was just here for your fucking breakfast. And it's like, do the eggs disappear at 11.02?

Speaker 1 That's like a Larry David episode.

Speaker 2 It literally is. It literally is.
I'm like, I can see the egg. Yeah.
I can fry it. But there must be a real reason.
And if someone knows, DM me, because I'd love to know.

Speaker 2 That's why like I love diners. But then after I ordered my sandwich,

Speaker 2 and I realized, realized, oh, I need like a coffee, but I didn't want her to make a latte. So I'm like, I'm gonna get a Starbucks like pre-made one behind.
And there's a self-checkout.

Speaker 2 I said, thank God. Thank God.
She goes, ma'am, the self-checkout doesn't work. Of course it doesn't.
And I look at her and I go, do I have to go at the beginning of the line?

Speaker 2 And she's like, no, I'll do it. The person is pissed.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, of course.

Speaker 2 And, you know, anyway, life is hard.

Speaker 1 So anyway, don't look up at the sun during the eclipse.

Speaker 2 Wait.

Speaker 2 Oh, is the eclipse happening right now?

Speaker 1 No, it's going to happen soon. We have to be home for it because I'm actually really freaked out by it.
Don't look at it. This will come out after.
So if you looked at it, you're fucked.

Speaker 2 What happens, though? Didn't Trump look at it?

Speaker 1 I looked into it. Trump looked at it.
Yeah, like astrology-wise and like

Speaker 2 energy-wise.

Speaker 1 I really believe the Native Americans. So if the Native Americans say something superstitious, I'm like, no, they fucking know what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 And they specifically said, don't look at the solar eclipse because it's the sun like renewing itself, and she needs to do it in private.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 1 And that's why she has the moon come and cover her.

Speaker 2 Someone tweeted, just like the lunar eclipse, don't look at me. No, literally.
So look at me.

Speaker 1 I'm recharging. I was saying, like, people that looked at it in 2017 had bad luck until now.

Speaker 2 And, like, so you're basically like, don't even go outside in case like the demons in your head are like, look at it, look at it. I dare you.
You won't. Yeah.
Yeah. So just stay inside.

Speaker 1 No, I am not.

Speaker 2 I don't know what an eclipse is, and honestly, I don't really care.

Speaker 1 Do you want something to really

Speaker 1 grind your gears woody or harrelson

Speaker 1 the the leggings in did you say woody your harrelson yeah is that a thing people say no it's just like a guy's name but like on tick tock you haven't seen like people saying like people's names

Speaker 1 you could do it with any really hannah your burner oh okay okay this is new to me okay so All of our leggings, like workout leggings, like regular like cocktails. Like

Speaker 1 yeah, toxins. Literally filled with toxins.
And because we're sweating in them, because you're working out in them, your pores are opening to let your sweat out.

Speaker 1 And the toxins are going in your pores. See, we can't even wear leggings anymore.
Wait. They've ruined leggings.
Wait, but athleisures are like a bunch of things.

Speaker 1 Certain brands have more than other ones, like the cheaper brands.

Speaker 2 But by toxins.

Speaker 1 Like microplastics. It's like cancer? Like it can get into it.

Speaker 2 Oh, like San Ives.

Speaker 2 No, Saint-Ives does not have any boss. Honestly,

Speaker 2 it's your own personality. No, Sane Ives is hilarious.
What did they comment?

Speaker 1 They were like, Say Knives has left the chat.

Speaker 2 That's hilarious. Honestly, now I'm a fan of Saint Knives.

Speaker 1 You know what? My favorite thing to realize is every funny brand on social media is backed by a woman. There is

Speaker 1 a group of girls in a room with the marketing team saying, this is funny. Post this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like. And that makes it even happier.
Like LL Bean DM'd me and I said, guys, I've been a fan of you since my eighth grade backpack.

Speaker 1 And I like treating brands as if they are the actual thing.

Speaker 2 And it's not a human brand. And then they'll hit you up and be like, hey, we're gigglers.
Yeah. And I'll be like, Chick-fil-A? I mean, Taco Bell is all gigglers.

Speaker 1 And it's all just a bunch of girls on the marketing team.

Speaker 1 Running the world. Everyone that is funny on a brand, it's because a female is running that job.
I want to know what brands, like, social media is run by men.

Speaker 2 Have you heard the hear me out trend? Hear me out is basically people being like, hear me out.

Speaker 2 Um, and they say people that they're attracted to that, like, other people want to. Oh, but people are being bad at it.
Like, they're like, Vince Vaughn, like, obviously.

Speaker 1 No, Gen Z sucks at it. Yeah, they're like, you're giving like legitimate.
Adam Driver. It's like he's a tall,

Speaker 2 like, yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, he's a little, his, his ears are a little big.

Speaker 1 Who's yours?

Speaker 2 Well, mine, I don't want to get the gay community mad at me, but Will Farrell.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I feel like I would do that even.

Speaker 2 Like, because he's so

Speaker 1 easy like, hear me out. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 I didn't know. I don't even need to hear you out.
Like, I would hook up with a funny, like, obese man.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say, mine's Tony Soprano.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, I find those guys hot.

Speaker 1 Like, not

Speaker 2 fat kick. Do you know?

Speaker 1 When you can hear men breathing because, like, they're just so gross, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I love it. I'm like, you are going to freak out when we have sex.
Like, that's what I think in my head. I'm like, you don't even know.

Speaker 2 No, like, I'm about to blow his head.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's about to be like, oh my god, this is the hottest girl I've ever had sex with because you can't breathe without making a noise.

Speaker 2 Um, wait, I want to tell you who mine is: Chris Farley. Yeah, that's a good one.
I love him. Like, cause I want to get him alone in a room and be like, Let's cut the jokes.
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 Well, he's dancing.

Speaker 1 But we, like, that time period for comedy, I feel like was probably like it would never

Speaker 1 be like that again.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, so I watched a Steve Martin documentary. Oh, was it good? Well, I feel like our generation didn't really know Steve Martin.

Speaker 2 Like, we just, he was just like the older guy in some like sitcoms.

Speaker 1 His humor actually isn't

Speaker 1 like, I don't find that humor to be as funny.

Speaker 2 So, he, when you go back, he basically like is a comedy genius and like changed the whole game for what stand-up comedy was. Cause it used to be very like

Speaker 2 that's how the 60s were and he like rather than like storytelling yeah it was more joke joke joke it was just like a joke punchline

Speaker 2 yeah yeah and steve martin was just like ironic and weird and would do all these like crazy things but no one understood it for 10 years like he basically like bombed for 10 years oh my god and then one day like he kind of like started to get momentum and then like a cool crowd started to follow him and he started selling selling out.

Speaker 2 Next thing you know, he became the biggest selling stand-up comedian in the world.

Speaker 1 Was he on Saturday Night Live?

Speaker 2 He hosted it multiple times. Like he was doing arenas.
Like I have chills. And then one day he goes, I don't want to do it anymore.
He's never done it since like for years. Stand up.

Speaker 2 But it's like he almost like conquered it and his, his whole shtick, he kind of like. got to the point where he's like, people get it.
And I'm uninspired and I'm moving on.

Speaker 1 I just love the TikToks of like clips from Father of the Bride. And they were like, the parents were supposed to be 45 and they look 102

Speaker 2 and you're like oh my god i'm closer to the parents age than like the girl who got married like no literally we're like i'm 32 that's like i'm too old to be a mom

Speaker 1 i said to someone the other day they asked me something i don't even know what this woman asked me and i was like well it's so crazy because i'm like I think of it in terms of my daughter, not myself going through it because I'm closer closer to being someone's mom than I am to being someone's child.

Speaker 1 And I didn't like that when it came out of my mouth. What is it? And now I actually need a minute.

Speaker 2 What age do you actually feel?

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a great question. Genuinely, I feel like I'm 25.

Speaker 2 Genuinely, I feel like I'm 82.

Speaker 2 Seven.

Speaker 2 Genuinely, I feel like I'm 28.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like I like just.

Speaker 2 Which kind of makes sense because of COVID and shit. It's like kind of four-year difference.

Speaker 1 Wait, how old were we when we went into COVID?

Speaker 2 26, 26, 26, 27. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. Wait.
Your life stopped.

Speaker 1 No, I'll cry because I literally felt like it did. Like, it did.

Speaker 2 When I told people when we started reality TV, like we were both 26 and like single. I mean, I don't know if you were.

Speaker 1 No, I was 24.

Speaker 2 No, you were 24. I was 25.
25. You were 25.
I was 26. Like, we were

Speaker 2 literal babies. Anyway, life goes by so fast.
Thank you for giggling with us.

Speaker 2 Oh, my god. Thank you for giggling with us.
We love you guys so much.

Speaker 2 And we are. We didn't even talk about fruit leather.
We'll get to it next week. We'll get to it next week.
No, seriously, we're obsessed with you guys so much.

Speaker 2 And we're gonna, we did a photo shoot for an announcement soon, which is cool.

Speaker 1 Everyone knows what it's for.

Speaker 2 People are like, oh, trying to be Eastern Easter eggs.

Speaker 1 And they're like, okay, but just put the dates out.

Speaker 2 We're like, no, we got it.

Speaker 1 No, we get it. We just don't have them yet.

Speaker 2 We're just trying to get it together. Just trying to figure it out.
We're trying to figure it out. We're trying our best.
Okay, thanks for giggling. Bye.

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