Giggling about Coachella, living alone, and empathy

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 What's up, my cheese grater gigglers?

Speaker 1 It's beautiful in New York City. It's, no,

Speaker 1 it's so gorgeous. And when I got here, I was smacked right in the face with Chris's thighs because

Speaker 1 he was standing outside. He was was wearing he was wearing shorts.
He had just come from the gym. Before he could even say anything,

Speaker 1 he said, Don't don't say anything. I thought I had time to go home, and I didn't.
At least send us a warning text if you're going to show up with your thighs out.

Speaker 1 I was like, I've never seen you not sitting at your desk. I didn't know he had legs.
Yeah, I couldn't say anything. I could even walk.

Speaker 1 Well, walking here, I stepped on a used condom, but that's just New York City. They tied it.
And that's nice. And that's called that chivalry.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's so funny. It's so tooth.
I was getting out of my Uber and I saw this girl riding by on a city bike with a high ponytail red hair like yours, shorts.

Speaker 1 And I was like, if Hannah fucking city biked here the first nice day, I'll kick her in the throat.

Speaker 1 First of all, I don't trust myself to city bike. I can't even

Speaker 1 drive a car. I wouldn't put other people in danger because I think it would be fun for me to city bike for two minutes.
I'm not trying to take out a whole family because I want to breeze.

Speaker 1 Have you ever city biked anywhere? No, I don't. Me neither.
I feel like New Yorkers are like, we're actually really scared of everything in New York.

Speaker 1 It's like the non-New Yorkers that that are like, look at those bikes. Let's ride them.
Yeah, no, no, no. Like, absolutely not.
I feel like a lot of people do ride them tomorrow. I know, Des does.

Speaker 1 Really? Well, not anymore.

Speaker 1 And lesson learned.

Speaker 1 You can never city bike. Speaking of, he's like, oh my god, I got annoyed with him today because I was walking around my bed as one does.

Speaker 1 On top of it? Just around it. Oh, okay.
I was just walking by it. You know how, like, every time you walk by your bed, you have to hit your knee so hard at the corner of your bed.
I will hit corners.

Speaker 1 I don't know what's wrong with my limbs. And I hit like the bone in my knee so hard that I was like...
I fell to the ground. I fell to the ground.
I was lying there. And he's like, babe, are you okay?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
And then it was lingering. Like, it was like sore.
Yeah. And then I was like, wow.
My knee fucking hurts. And then he was like, stop.
And I was like, no, like it.

Speaker 1 hurts. And he was like, my fucking ACL has been ripped open.
I don't feel bad for you at all. And I'm like, because both of his parents are dead also.

Speaker 1 So like, I can't be upset over my grandpa so it's like what can I be upset about you I can't be upset about anything and my knee is fucking hurting right now I have no sympathy

Speaker 1 yes yeah it's probably sore broke skin and he's like has no sympathy for me because he tours ACL and I'm like but that's Everyone's fighting their own battles.

Speaker 1 No, men, like when they get sick, honestly, this past week, Craig was supposed to fly to California and like two hours before he gets on his flight, he calls me and he's like,

Speaker 1 just like, I have really bad news. And I'm like, meanwhile, I'm in New York doing my own thing.
Okay. He's like, I don't think.
You go, who is this?

Speaker 1 He goes, I don't think I can get on the plane to fly to California because my nose is so stumpy.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what? Breathe through your mouth. And no, he was like, I'm just like, I'm nervous.
I'll get more sick. And I was just like, okay.
It wasn't like. you all the things you did.

Speaker 1 He had to sniff all.

Speaker 1 His allergies hit, you know, like, it's just, they can't do anything. Also, Also,

Speaker 1 I have a side bang happening. What does this mean for society? What is the cultural, like, I don't know if it's like influence you're about to have? Because I'm scared.
No, I'm scared.

Speaker 1 With great power comes great responsibility. And it's just like, what if I look like I'm going to, actually, this is what I looked like in high school, I feel like.

Speaker 1 I feel like we're all just becoming who we were in 2014. And you know what I realized too is like I love watching on Netflix like stupid high school shows.
Like it gets me going.

Speaker 1 Do you think it's because that's when you peaked? Quite possibly.

Speaker 1 Like, it was my favorite. Like, everyone must be like, oh my god, high school was like, like, the worst.
And, like, everyone was so mean. And I was like, dude, I literally loved every second of it.

Speaker 1 Like, I was captain on the trailing team, prom queen. My boyfriend was so hot in high school.
Like, I loved every second of it. Oh, my God.
It's so easy to hate you. No, no.

Speaker 1 Even hearing myself, I'm like, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. You probably can't read.
And that's true. That's true.
That's not true. And you win somebody losing some.

Speaker 1 So I found this old photo from like a seventh grade from

Speaker 1 where I look like. A bitch.
A bitch.

Speaker 1 I was feeling myself because I had my Nana in my ear. Like my Nana was.
She was running your ear. Come here.

Speaker 1 She was my manager, my publicist. And she did my glam.
Like, I remember her being like, sit down. Like, you're going to look amazing.

Speaker 1 And I remember thinking, like, I was delusional from day one, but I remember thinking, like, when I walk into this dance, everyone's going to turn their head.

Speaker 1 Like, I truly believe.

Speaker 1 And you know, my nine was like, you look gorgeous.

Speaker 1 You're going to be a model. You look gorgeous.
No, middle school dances were a different.

Speaker 1 I mean, we talk about middle school dances a little too much on Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 We talk about grinding. But no, I would go and then...
I would always, I was always like find that one friend that I'd be like, we should leave, right? Well, think about it now.

Speaker 1 Like, they're probably just all sitting there on their phones. Yeah.
Because, like, we didn't have phones at middle school. Or they're all doing like...
do they do TikTok dances at

Speaker 1 dances? Like, the hot girls just start doing it in unison, and you're like, oh, I don't even know what the hot girls are doing. Like, what do I do? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 You're like in the back of the hot girls trying to follow what they were doing. Like, grease, but like, sluttier.

Speaker 1 I just remember like wanting to wear like a skinny scarf around my neck and like slow dance.

Speaker 1 I just remember wanting to grind the fuck out of someone.

Speaker 1 Speaking of grinding. For like three seconds.

Speaker 1 Speaking grinding. Speaking of grinding on a man.
My jaw, I've been grinding every night and my jaw is killing me. Wait, really? I'm a grinder.
Oh, I didn't know that about you. You didn't know that?

Speaker 1 I've never, but I've slept with you multiple times and I feel like I've never heard it. I feel like I'm a subtle grinder.

Speaker 1 Because I used to have a girlfriend in high school and every time she would sleep over, I'd literally almost suffocate her. Like it was like a sleeping.
Because I could hear it. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I think I'm like, it's an.

Speaker 1 I didn't know what it was at first.

Speaker 1 And I like remember getting out of my bed and thinking there was an animal in my room like in the corner and I'm trying to find it and then I realized she was like, Just my friend. Jessica.

Speaker 1 Jessica, can you shut the fuck up? People are saying that we should normalize more like adult sleepovers. Yeah, we should.
And I agree with that to an extent.

Speaker 1 Like especially when you're not, you don't want to go home. Like it's totally normal just to fall asleep.
I just, I don't want to sleep in the bed with someone, but like I would totally sleep.

Speaker 1 Well, let's rework that. I would let people sleep at my apartment.
I don't want to go sleep at a time. Yeah, because you go to someone else's.

Speaker 1 Like we could never have one because we would both be like, okay, I'm going to my own bed.

Speaker 1 Even though we literally slept in the same bed for three summers. Yeah.
And you're like, we could never. We could literally never.

Speaker 1 Not if our own beds were there. Not if we're not forced to contractually.
Yeah, not if it's an obligation.

Speaker 1 Not if you told me I had to do it. Okay, no, what I wanted to say was, I kept seeing this thing on TikTok and the question was, you're trapped in a forest.

Speaker 1 Or do you want to be trapped with a man hunting you or a bear?

Speaker 1 And that really fucking threw me because every girl they asked they were like oh i think the bear i saw it they didn't say i think every girl just was like the bear yeah and it's funny because this is again my delusional side coming over i think that i could befriend the bear yeah like i'd be like you'd be like okay let's come in here

Speaker 1 you'd be like i'm

Speaker 1 a cat all cat people

Speaker 1 i feel like think like that because if i can make a cat like me i'm like i can make a bear like me remember when there was like that whole what was that, like, whole thing?

Speaker 1 I think maybe we were in college or maybe like post-college where they killed that, like, people like couldn't talk about it for years, where they killed that, like, gorilla. Oh,

Speaker 1 Coco? Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 Do you remember that? Yes. I feel like that would have been a situation where you'd be like, I feel like I could talk to that.
I don't know if it's because also we grew up like watching Tarzan.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like if I grew up in the jungle,

Speaker 1 I would be like boys with like people. Like, I mean, by people, I mean animals.
Wild thornberries did that to you. You

Speaker 1 because I feel, I just feel really empathic with animals. I just feel like animals understand me.
I feel like that'd be a really good Halloween costume for you. And

Speaker 1 then you're one of the

Speaker 1 thornberries. I was recently thinking that I want to do a Halloween costume that's literally like just a UPS worker.
Like, can we normalize that? They already have that.

Speaker 1 Like, sexy ones? No. Oh.
No, like an actual USBS worker.

Speaker 1 Because USBS workers scare me. They're my biggest fear.
Yeah, no, they have that. Like, people go as.

Speaker 1 No, like, when I see a bear, I'd be like, okay, first of all, it's adorable. Right.

Speaker 1 Does it even know how freaking adorable is a little. Have you seen bears' ears? They're fucking adorable.
Have you seen those ones? One of the fucking poops.

Speaker 1 Red panda bears that are small and but they want to be like show you that they're attacking. So they try and get bigger, but they just go like this, but they're like two feet.
And they're adorable.

Speaker 1 See, like at least like the bears will be funny. Right.
Why is the first thing you're alone in a forest? You'd be like, okay, well, now I have to cut his dick off. I just feel like

Speaker 1 I could outsmart. Well,

Speaker 1 who?

Speaker 1 Right, that's the thing. How crazy? No, I feel like I could outsmart the bear.
If the guy is doing drugs or drinking, like, then I can't get it.

Speaker 1 I feel like if the bear got hungry, I would give it my arm. I'd be like, you can eat my arm.
And like, we're going to figure this out together. Just like cuddle with me.

Speaker 1 Where the man, I'm like, don't fucking touch me.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 Speaking of something I saw on TikTok too, this is crazy about men. And like, I don't even want to say it out loud because it's so disturbing.

Speaker 1 This man goes on and he goes, I just want you guys to know that people say that men are more logical than women, but they actually just lack empathy. Interesting.

Speaker 1 So it's like they're just literally not thinking about how other people are feeling as much as we are. So they're not logical.
They're actually just psychopaths. Okay.

Speaker 1 I wish you didn't say that last part.

Speaker 1 I really.

Speaker 1 I really wish you didn't say that last part part because I feel like

Speaker 1 oh, because you are

Speaker 1 like that. But I do think when you're really close to someone and you love them a lot, you will do some selfish things because you don't have to be fake with them.
Like, you're just being.

Speaker 1 I just feel as a woman, I'm not as emotional as some. I think there's like a great girl

Speaker 1 thing. Can you cut to last episode when she was crying? The way I've been so emotional lately.

Speaker 1 I was so emotional this weekend. Like, I was tearing up that people were being mean to Jojo.

Speaker 1 Do not bring up JoJo Seema.

Speaker 1 That makes me upset. We like went strong with the Joe to see what takes.
No, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 Sometimes like I'll see like a clip of Giggly Squad and like I'll just gander in the comments or like something. And I'm like, wait, none of what we say is serious.

Speaker 1 Like, can you believe that they joked about that? Any who? Wait, this is actually really funny.

Speaker 1 I'm getting nervous that not that I feel like I'm like full Gen Z just because I love TikTok, but I feel like I'm on TikTok as much as Gen Z because my attention span recently, like, I'm like, uh, okay, why are you talking so slow?

Speaker 1 To the point that I, when now, when I'm on FaceTime, it's you know how you can click the side and speed up TikToks. I was on FaceTime the other day and I went to

Speaker 1 click the side to like speed it up.

Speaker 1 That's so funny. And then I felt so, so you were like, yes, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Talk faster. So, Lois will look at her phone and be FaceTiming someone, but not no, and try to swipe past it, like, out of it.
Okay, we're getting it.

Speaker 1 We're done. I get it.
Get the point. And

Speaker 1 that's how I feel. But I feel like my attention span, like, I can't.
Like, it used to get me excited to be like, okay, I'm going to sit down on like a Saturday night.

Speaker 1 Like, I didn't do anything last night. Like, sit down and like watch a movie, but I can't.

Speaker 1 I do think, and I know this is going to sound like aggressive, but when you do something physical, like go to yoga or like go for a walk, it's like you get out of your head and then time moves a little different.

Speaker 1 But when you're like constantly in your head,

Speaker 1 you're like,

Speaker 1 but when you're walking, you get into kind of like a

Speaker 1 very skittish. Yeah.
You're literally.

Speaker 1 You're literally.

Speaker 1 Also, people are like, henna, stop interrupting Paige. I'm like, I know what she's going to say.
Like, I could finish the sentence for her. Here's the thing.
We don't have time.

Speaker 1 I don't want, yeah, I don't want to finish my own thoughts. You also, okay, I was gandering in a comment for like too long that you were speaking slowly and I was speaking too fast.

Speaker 1 And they were like, I just can't take. No, that I've never wanted to speed up your FaceTime or one of your voice notes.
I'm here to get to the point. Yeah, I have shown straight at what you speak.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Also, we are at a weird time though, because I've been going to college gigs and stuff and hanging out with the Gen Z's, my sisters, my brothers.

Speaker 1 And we're at this first time in the world that I'm consuming like the same content they're consuming yeah because think about like our parent it's the first time like we're consuming all the same music it's really crazy we're out the first time our generations are this close yeah and that we're all tech savvy yes and like we're gonna be adult the first tech savvy like grandparents wait that's so crazy and we might not know the newest technology but like we're not gonna be like how our grandparents were right rest in peace grandparents every episode but also talking about boys and and girls, I went to.

Speaker 1 You know what's crazy is like you have one full set of grandparents, like a grandma and a grandpa that are married to each other. And like loves in my life.
And you're 32 years old.

Speaker 1 That's like very good.

Speaker 1 You're acting like Des now. I mean, I don't have parents.
I don't feel fucking bad. Yeah, that's what he, when he doesn't have parents either.
And I'm like, okay, well, that's not my problem.

Speaker 1 It literally has nothing to do with me.

Speaker 1 And I'm trying to make this about me, but it doesn't have to do with me. Maybe they.
You don't have any grandparents?

Speaker 1 No, I have no I have none. So now I can't.
Now I feel bad. No, you can bring up your...

Speaker 1 I just want to make a grandpa. And like my nan and papa are obviously like, I'm really close to them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. When they go.
No, let's.

Speaker 1 We're actually going to take a break.

Speaker 1 We're going to take a commercial break.

Speaker 1 We won't. I'm not recording Giggly Squad for two weeks when that happens.
I'm like, and don't even.

Speaker 1 Don't even ask us. We're not even going to send a newsletter.
You'll know why. You'll know why.
Also, sign up for the newsletter because we do have an announcement we're making like very shortly.

Speaker 1 People are getting. The one that we Easter egged, that everyone knows, that everyone's pumped for.
So I go to these college gigs and I do a Q ⁇ A.

Speaker 1 The questions from these kids are so fucking funny because the girls are savage. They'll be like, they always raise their hand, which is so cute.
And I'm like, you. And I feel a lot of power.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like that student teacher who's like, what if I just brought in the TV? And I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 1 So she, this girl raised her hand and she goes,

Speaker 1 how do I make my boyfriend jealous? And I was like, you toxic little slut.

Speaker 1 And they'll ask like the craziest. You pull down like a whiteboard.

Speaker 1 You turn on a projector. You're like, I'm so glad anyone asked.
It turns into a TED talk. The girls ask like the funniest stuff.
And then every now and then a guy raises his hand.

Speaker 1 The guys will ask me two kinds of things. So one guy raises his hand and he goes, who would win in a fight?

Speaker 1 A bear or a polar bear? And I was like, I'm not acknowledging that question. Please take a walk around the block.
Come back.

Speaker 1 And like, men are obsessed with who would win. Chris, do you talk to your friends about this?

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm not saying that. I wasn't all that.

Speaker 1 That was the most stupid thing I've ever been. Chris, you were not going to win.
I was like, do you guys talk about that stuff? And he goes, this is why the bear would win.

Speaker 1 Polar bears aren't as big. Chris, we don't care.

Speaker 1 Wait, is that a real question that you guys like have asked each other? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And will you interchange animals? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, so that's like a whole, that's a whole world that we didn't even know they were talking about.

Speaker 1 That's a whole podcast episode for them. No.

Speaker 1 I was so I was like, first of all, no. Second of all, don't ever ask me that.
Then another guy raised his hand. Their faces are on our money.
Like, that's insane.

Speaker 1 Like, the men's faces are on our money. Okay? Let that sink in.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
chris would you ever ask that to like a girl on a date if you're running out of questions

Speaker 1 so you have a like you know like this isn't this is inappropriate yeah

Speaker 1 maybe just playing around if i'm really out of stuff i know it's crazy like i was just trying to think like have i like what questions did i used to ask i need to ask questions i feel like i didn't and then i feel like if he got quiet you just sat in it now i'm trying to think like did they ever ask me any questions either though like no no well your first dates definitely were

Speaker 1 wild where mine was one woman show behavior I was like

Speaker 1 and spin you on a first date like when the waiter first comes over you're like ah and my opening act

Speaker 1 special squeeze to tell you I perform the same regardless if I like the man or not I need to go out there with a fucking laugh I need to make sure that he walked away from that date and he was like that was fucking incredible see I feel like I would just get blacked out on a first date And like if they texted me, I was like, if you can handle me at that, then you deserve.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 And some would say that's so much better than me trying to make get approval from every single person and then afterwards ghosting them and being like, why did you ask me about my father on the first date?

Speaker 1 Then a guy raised his hand and he said, do you like roller coasters? And I was like, again, this is a horrible question. Yeah.
But I'm like, I'll guess I'll answer it.

Speaker 1 Like, do you have a specific kind you like? And he's like, no. And I was like, do you rec like, do you recommend?

Speaker 1 do you recommend like are you and then they appointed this question like are you trying to like talk to me an amusement park do you know when someone asks you something because they want to talk about it so I was like yeah do you have an amusement park you like do you want to talk about your car's warranty I mean what are we doing here do you want to sell me life insurance what's going on so then he goes no and I was like do you like roller coasters and he goes no and everyone was like what the fuck is going on like boys just do things like to be stupid and then they but he wasn't even trying to be funny I think he just like was like I'm gonna gonna ask her a question because she said ask a question and sometimes it's that simple what college was us

Speaker 1 probably like my old one that got unaccredited and was like you're done being a school goodbye people thank you for playing who doesn't talk about how page is college the one day they were just like we're gonna shut down which honestly i was like why didn't you do it when i was there if i could i would you know they go who's the famous alumni here page coded college they're like actually we're like over it you know what i think i kind of quit Like, I'm tired.

Speaker 1 Are you tired? Because if you're tired, I won't go. I won't go if you don't go.
The whole college is not like vibing with the school colors anymore. And so, we think we should just pack it up.

Speaker 1 They're like, honestly, school's giving me the ick, and I just like don't want to do it. I didn't even know you were allowed to close a college like that.

Speaker 1 Well, I think they ran out of money, they're a private college that I think that's so embarrassing. No, they're like, sorry, we have a literal shopping problem.

Speaker 1 Like, they get an email. How many textbooks did you guys buy? I get an email, and it's like, okay, but like, the mascot just like needed new outfits.
And we, who are we to say no?

Speaker 1 So you're charging kids like $100,000 a year. Why did you spend them on? No, what?

Speaker 1 No, colleges are Ponzi schemes. For sure.
Just like legalized Ponzi schemes. For sure.
Speaking of Ponzi scheme cults, what's your thoughts on Coachella?

Speaker 1 Literal cults. I never knew Coachella was happening.
Like, where am I that suddenly everyone died Coachella? And I'm like, I I didn't even know there were tickets.

Speaker 1 Honestly, we said it last episode, but like, we're not massive concert people. And that obviously extends into festivals.
I'd say I'm more not a festival person than I am like a con.

Speaker 1 Like, I like a concert. I can enjoy a concert than I like the person.
Can you explain what the difference between a concert and a festival is? Because is it basically like a festival's

Speaker 1 multiple concerts? Multiple concerts in one at like a fairground. And people are all doing drugs and wearing these silly things.

Speaker 1 They wear glitter. It's very like desert-y.
But Coachella's been for like a while. This is my thing.
The two things that give me anxiety when I leave my house, do I have to poop? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where's the closest bathroom? Is it accessible? And then am I going to get hungry after I have to go? People like pass out of Coachella. See, like, you're in the desert.

Speaker 1 The second I'm in a crowd of people, I'd be like, where's the bathroom? Yeah. And then when you go and you lose your friends, then you're like, now I'm going to die.

Speaker 1 And I don't want to do anything three days in a row.

Speaker 1 I actually couldn't name something right now that I want to do three days in a row other than be alone. Like, there's nothing.
Here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 Coachella is so far from even anything that even if something happened and you wanted to leave, you still have to drive like an hour and a half to even get anything. I'm so dumb.

Speaker 1 I thought Coachella was like Wyoming. I mean, it basically is.
It's in the middle of Palm Springs. Oh.

Speaker 1 You know what it is? It's also such an LA thing. I know that everyone flies, but like it's very easy for LA people.
I think that's what it is. And look, we don't want to be haters.

Speaker 1 Like, we support all women in the arts. I think it's just, like, turned into this big influencer thing, but, like, originally, I think it is, like, a a music festival.

Speaker 1 But people are hating on it this year. Like, they're saying the lineup's bad.
Oh, really? See, like, I am so uninterested, I wouldn't even know who's there.

Speaker 1 Well, I like when there's tea, so I was like, okay, now I need to know what the tea is.

Speaker 1 I guess because of Taylor Swift and Beyoncé.

Speaker 1 Did you see Billie Eilish when she was performing? She said, after Lana Del Rey performed, she said, what did she say?

Speaker 1 She was like, this feels like your. We owe her so much because we were created.
A lot of us were created because of her. Half of you bitches exist because of her or something.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say something to you. Like, look, and I just feel like it's a safe space because you said something about Zendaya.
And like, I.

Speaker 1 No, please. I don't like the way Billie Eilish dresses at all.
I am so obsessed with Billie Eilish's style. No, I think it's messy.

Speaker 1 I think it doesn't make any sense. I want Zendaya to dress like Billie Eilish.

Speaker 1 No, she looks like a little bit of a dish. She would look.

Speaker 1 Okay, sometimes Billie Eilish goes like a little too baggy for my taste.

Speaker 1 However, like

Speaker 1 how she has fun with patterns and then like the jewelry and the nails, like I'm obsessed with her.

Speaker 1 She basically looks like she picked out whatever was on the cl on the chair clean and she put that on and that's created the outfit. And that's creativity.
She styles herself just like me. Clear.

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 1 She obviously styles herself.

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Speaker 1 i'm officially moving officially officially moving to charleston

Speaker 1 hannah why would you

Speaker 1 oh my god i literally just peed my pants a little i think

Speaker 1 you acted like i changed the ticket or something you were like no

Speaker 1 Did you go to my building and say that I didn't want to move Charleston? No, actually, she's trying to go to Charleston. I canceled it.
I called your landlord.

Speaker 1 The amount of times Paige gets asked if she's going to move to Charleston over the last, like, literally the second you met Craig,

Speaker 1 are you like okay? No, like the minute I met him,

Speaker 1 they're like, What are you doing in New York? People don't even ask what your name is, they go, Are you moving to Charleston?

Speaker 1 Some people are really nice about it, though, and they're like, I believe, like, we don't really like care, but like, we just really want you to move there.

Speaker 1 And I'm just like, guys, um, meanwhile, I'm like homemaking a Pinterest board of like

Speaker 1 your future apartment in New York City. I'm like, sorry, I'm really busy.
Your what your tiny apartment in New York City instead of having a pool and a hot tub.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what happens if we live in this closet?

Speaker 1 I'm moving and I.

Speaker 1 Are stressed? You know what? I'm oddly not. Well, one, because I feel like I hired people to do everything.
So I was just like, okay, how do we fix this? No, like, I hired, obviously, like my.

Speaker 1 I'm 37 men to move my stuff. Hired my movers, but I also hired like my organizational people.
Oh. Imagine it done.
But I've never done a move with them.

Speaker 1 I think it'll be so great because they don't have to undo anything. Like they just well, the day before, or like a couple days before I actually move, we do like an edit

Speaker 1 of like my current apartment.

Speaker 1 This is perfect timing because this is spring cleaning moment. No, the stars could not have aligned more.
Yeah. And my vibe for my new apartment, French modern.

Speaker 1 French, provincial, modern. See, provincial.
Provincial. I like that.
I don't really know what it means, but my mom said it.

Speaker 1 I love like the mixing of aesthetics. So where I like, it's like modern but also vintage.
Yes, that's what I'm saying. And for you, I really want a Parisian

Speaker 1 like girliness. Yeah.
But then random like metals sometimes. I want it to be like if Bridgerton was set in New York City.
County Bridgerton. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes. Cunty Bridgerton.
County Bridgerton. Put that on your architectural digest.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's really exciting. Yeah, and I'm feeling like, this is so not me, but like I'm really feeling inspired by baby blue recently.
Like for nails? No, just like in general, like in my decor.

Speaker 1 I don't know why. You definitely need like a powder blue.
Yeah, powder blue something. Or like a glam room.
Yeah, so I'm so excited. So I might just like vlog some stuff and then

Speaker 1 put it on Gigly. Part of being an adult is realizing that your home is something that you can have fun with.

Speaker 1 And you realize something clicks that you're like, oh, I can make my home whatever I want it to be. Yeah.
Because when I was younger, I felt like you put a bed and a lamp and then you live in it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then you wait until you have to move to the next room.
No, it's crazy. Like decorating your space is crazy because you're like, I have, do I like it? I have to look at it every day.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I had like mature friends who like at 21 were like fully decorating their rooms. And I always felt like jealous because I was like, oh my God, they enjoy their life.

Speaker 1 Like when people are like, oh, it's like you're very into nesting. Yeah, I've never nested.
Really? Never. But I think...
Until Des.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was just gonna say, I feel like you nested hard in your Hamptons house. I've never nested in my life to the point that people are like, you're living in a hospital room.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I, but then I went to Des' place and I was like, call a dumpster. We're throwing all of this.
I don't know. We're nesting people.
I got, I was ordering pillows. Yes.

Speaker 1 It was, I think it was like hormonal. But isn't it like there's something,

Speaker 1 I don't know, very like comforting about it. Oh my god, it feels so good.
Do you have a Pinterest?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 The way I am with fashion and with decor, I am the same way with home decor because like if I see it, I know when I like it, but I don't necessarily know how to make it.

Speaker 1 But like if someone was like, which one do you prefer? I'd be like, definitely that. But I don't know how to put things together that well.
You're decisive. I'm decisive and I have an eye

Speaker 1 for what I don't know. But I have an eye.
I do.

Speaker 1 I'm going to put make Grace put our Pinterest in the newsletter because I feel like I do actually a lot of pinning of like so i'm obsessed with bauhaus decor bauhaus b-a-u-h-a-u-s b-a-u bauhaus decor is like everything to me right now can i guess what it is yeah bauhaus decor i feel like it's like

Speaker 1 bauhaus

Speaker 1 can you use it in a sentence um

Speaker 1 i feel like it's like copenhagen girly like influencer girlies like their apartment decor. Yes.
Bauhaus. 100%.
Okay, wow.

Speaker 1 You nailed it. This house, H-A-U-S.

Speaker 1 H-A-U-S. So I think it is.
I actually don't know what it is. Like that pronunciation of Bauhaus.
But it's like, yeah, it's European. Yeah.
And that's all I know.

Speaker 1 But I found it on, I guess, Pinterest. What's with us that we're like, we want everything to be European, but yet we're like, well, dumb Americans.
Literally die in New York City.

Speaker 1 We'll die in New york city

Speaker 1 i'm going to paris when and london and dublin in may for comedy shows and i'm bringing my mom and we've never been to europe together wait you're gonna love it with her i know but my mom is like she wakes up and she's ready to go we're walking we're walking

Speaker 1 walking we're behind

Speaker 1 you guys are like

Speaker 1 naps are not even like brought up like if i bring up a nap she'll pretend she didn't hear me and we'll just keep walking now my mom will say, like, preface before she comes down, and she'll say, now, I want to do something.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, bitch,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 Who do you think you are? Sending in requests? I'm going to put Bauhaus decor in the newsletter so you guys can see. I feel like it's like funky-shaped couches and stuff.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then there's like, there's metal. It's very like vintage, but like cool.
It just has to plan. How do you know how long are you going to be in each?

Speaker 1 So we're doing Paris for literally two days. So then I have to go to London for two days for two shows.
And then we're spending the week in Ireland. Is Dez going to Ireland?

Speaker 1 And Dez is going to be there. My dad's going to meet us there.
And it's the first time my parents have ever been to Ireland. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, that's so fun. And like, I've like never traveled to Europe with my parents, so it's going to be like very fun.
A lot of admin.

Speaker 1 Does Dez have anyone in his fam like females in his family that have red hair? No.

Speaker 1 That was important to you then. You were like, I have a really important question.

Speaker 1 There are a lot of people. I don't want to put you on the spot here, but

Speaker 1 I need to get a lot of-barbal Walters you, but no, there's a lot of like the most gorgeous redheads ever. And I really,

Speaker 1 that's a real redhead. Yeah, I just had a moment where I was like, wait, could you potentially have a red-headed child with like blue eyes? I mean, maybe.
I don't really know how redheads are created.

Speaker 1 A lineage or something. No, I feel like he if like he said, oh yeah, if you said his mom had red hair, I'd be like, oh my god.
Yeah. You're like probably gonna have a child with red hair.

Speaker 1 Do you know growing up like how mean people were to red people with red hair? Yeah. Did you, Chris, did you grow up with the whole like gingers have no soul? That is like fucked up.

Speaker 1 And then no one ever said gingers do have a soul. Like no one ever apologized.
As someone that was just like an ally to everyone,

Speaker 1 my best friend in high school in fact had red hair. But like she was stunning, like one of the prettiest girls ever.
And I've like, so I feel like I didn't ever have that. Like I never heard that.

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny too. I remember there was a girl at like in high school.

Speaker 1 I can't remember her name now, but like went to a public high school and I used to be obsessed with her and she because she had like really long red hair and it was just like so pretty.

Speaker 1 I've always loved a redhead. Yeah, I'm

Speaker 1 not against gingers. I had a friend who was a ginger, is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, I wanted to tell you because I feel like this is like so for like the Hannah girlies of the world. I got sent it like I would never

Speaker 1 I would never be associated with this. I tried it one time I threw it out and I was like, you know who'd like this? Fucking Hannah.

Speaker 1 It's this brand. I think I got sent it in like a random PR package.
H-A-N-N-I Hanny. She like Magani?

Speaker 1 But I think they're like stealing your brand. But basically it's like, okay, they sent me this like in the shower moisturizer, but then they also sent me this like spray bottle.

Speaker 1 And I thought it was just like, you know, like when brands were like, oh, this is hydrating mist, and you're like, that's fucking tap water that you put in a cool bottle.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and like I miss my face. Yeah, like I don't care about it.
But I was reading it and theirs is, it's like a sprayable lotion.

Speaker 1 Oh, but it's not like lotion feeling and it's not like watery feeling. But like if you hate putting on lotion every time you get out of the shower, this it's amazing.
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Speaker 1 I'm going to put it in the news audio. I think Whitney Cummings was talking about on her podcast.
She was asking people, like, do you put lotion on on after you shower?

Speaker 1 Every single time. I don't.
I think.

Speaker 1 The more you put it on, the drier you get. Exactly.
I think it's just like chapstick. Because when I get out of the shower,

Speaker 1 my skin is never dry. But you know, it is dry.
Tell me. My face.
And I have to put it on my face.

Speaker 1 And that's the only place I've been putting moisturizer on. So I think the government

Speaker 1 is involved. Like, sometimes

Speaker 1 my skin is so dry, like my, it hurts if I don't put And as an Italian, that shouldn't be happening to you. We are naturally very oily individuals.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I have a great-grandmother somewhere rolling in her grave. Rolling in her grave.
But my mom does put, but I thought, I always thought my mom did it because she's a mom. That's a mom's date.

Speaker 1 Like, she's always. Always lotioning her hand.

Speaker 1 This is my mom. Why are you always lotioning her hand? Where did you get the lotion from? Why is it all day long? When have you never not lotioned your hand? Say Ives re-enters the chat.

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No, I don't know why that is that moms are like always. Who told you to lotion after the shower? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Well, now I feel like big pharma.

Speaker 1 You know what that reminds me of? I was really late to shave my legs because someone told me, like, once you start, you can't stop.

Speaker 1 but like you do it because you're hairy so i was like i'm not gonna start and it's like people are like you have the hairiest legs i've ever seen heroin

Speaker 1 don't try it kids when you start do you remember like when you couldn't like girls like weren't allowed to shave their thighs i mean you still abide by that rule

Speaker 1 if someone tells me something and then they don't update it i will never change i to this day it did not no one said you should start shaving your thighs so when you start you just shave we just shave our shins.

Speaker 1 Well, I think, like, because we're not that hairy on our thighs. I always thought that it was like moms didn't let girls do it because your thighs are like more sexual.

Speaker 1 That's most like that. Half of my guilt shit I've ever heard.
She's like, we have a long skirt to cover up our hairy legs. No, that's like what I thought.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, you like, don't, you're not going to shave anywhere close to like, to make it like sensual to like have it. So the hair can can block the penis

Speaker 1 but i was so hairy in like third grade my mom was like shave it all do you remember the first time you heard your friend was wearing a thong you were that friend um you were the friend no i don't remember i remember my friend being like i'm wearing a thong and me being like like i thought she was going to the strip club i was like are you at the strip club after this

Speaker 1 i went to victor's secret and i like

Speaker 1 this is what they wear at the strip club

Speaker 1 it's so funny and i would have been like you too except that i had like a best friend my whole childhood who's 10 times worse than me at Couldn't I?

Speaker 1 Except I had a best friend. No, I had those friends who like taught me all of these.
So, like, I was the older sister.

Speaker 1 I was you, and like she would be like, No, Paige, that's like not what a blowjob is, you idiot.

Speaker 1 And I'd be like, Oh my god, no, but I was the blind leading the blind out in these streets, you're just me and my brother, and he was no help.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I remember shopping at Victoria's Secret, and they had crazy thongs. Like, remember, how does the thong that has like like multiple strings become sluttier? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like it has more fabric but looks insane. Like what are girls doing with that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 They're dangerous. You guys drink it.
I'm trying to think like if there that was like a moment like oh my first thong. I mean I still haven't had that moment.
No, that's insane.

Speaker 1 I feel like it wasn't because I feel like the first time I wore a thong was like specifically for an outfit because like I couldn't have like an underwear again. You were like, don't subscribe.

Speaker 1 Not my network, not my portai I want us to come up to the list next episode of people's style that we love okay just to really have a chart like I need to visualize a chart yeah because like I'm obsessed with I love Ice Spice I love Billie Eilish Julie figure top three right now off the top of your head like who not like of all time just like

Speaker 1 assuming who you've seen on

Speaker 1 random influencers who I think are really cool like all the girls in Berlin okay

Speaker 1 every girl that lives in Berlin is fucking killing the game.

Speaker 1 Like right just off the top of my head that I like have been seeing on TikTok, whatever, I'd say Zendaya, Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 1 Oh, you have cut people. Ann Hathaway.

Speaker 1 I think Anne Hathaway has been looking amazing. Ann Hathaway's been crashing.
Incredible.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Ice Bones Van Ellish.

Speaker 1 And Julia Fox. Yes, but Julia Fox, I feel like it's a bit more.
It's more to form a game. Yes, no, I know.
It's not really like a fit. It's a piece of art.

Speaker 1 I like when people look like it's the apocalypse. I'm like obsessed with an apocalyptic look.
Yeah, but for every day, like, yeah, one time, like, once in a while. No, every day is the Berlin girls.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're a Copenhagen girly. And then at night,

Speaker 1 it's the world's ending, which it is. I could see you being a Copenhagen girly.

Speaker 1 Like, have you ever seen you should do that TikTok sound where it's like dressed like a Copenhagen girly? Okay, pajama pants and then like that. And then see what outfits you.

Speaker 1 People have been calling you out on the internet because you. you're just gonna bring it up.
Like,

Speaker 1 that's you

Speaker 1 every now and then.

Speaker 1 Hold on,

Speaker 1 let's just

Speaker 1 be so awesome. Archer,

Speaker 1 I'm literally giving you a compliment, and like, oh, you're so Copenhagen, you could do that. So, you're like, speaking of that, everyone actually was telling me they hate you.

Speaker 1 Well, you were wearing like a Copenhageny outfit, like the Adidas pants with just a random top.

Speaker 1 And then some of the comments were like, she looks like she just threw random stuff on her body or something and then someone was like she looks like Hannah yeah and for a second I was like no one's ever said it that page dresses like me and then I was like oh cuz they hate

Speaker 1 because they don't understand what's happening and I said that's called high fashion no I loved that outfit no you when I when you wear baggy clothes the way I'm obsessed with you like you and a baggy

Speaker 1 it's so funny because Craig's mom texted me last week and was like, hey, Paige, like obviously you want to. She wants you to cover up because you're being slut.
She's like, can you?

Speaker 1 Sometimes I do think, like, oh my God, my boyfriend has a mom. Every time you wear turtlenecks, she's like, hey, I really like that outfit.
You should do it more often.

Speaker 1 She texted me and she was like, obviously, you always look pretty, but like, I just want to tell you, I really like when you wear athletic wear. And I was like, that's so nice of you.

Speaker 1 She just told you you need to work out. She was like, maybe you should.
Maybe put a sneaker on and a legging. And see if you can walk outside and get some hair.

Speaker 1 She's going to get back with the mini skirts, you 31-year-old pants. I do have to say, skorts for summer.
Let's normalize skorts. I love a skort.
Because skorts, you're free.

Speaker 1 You can let the labia fly. Like, anything can happen.
You don't have to worry about anything just like

Speaker 1 sliding up there. Man spread.
And it's very tennis. You can actually also put stuff up your skort.
Because that's what tennis players do. We put the ball in the skirt.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Also, I didn't address this. Remember...
Two episodes ago, I went on a rant and I was like,

Speaker 1 no one ever quotes Gigly Squad because we're so unserious. Yeah, and then they wrote a full article about it.
They said Hannah Berner thinks Syndée is bad for women's sports.

Speaker 1 And it was like a giggler. And she like, and she literally messaged me like LOL.
And I'm like, the gigglers are

Speaker 1 fucking with me. They think it, like, it was hilarious.
No, it was hilarious. And then I started thinking, like, what if like just our whole, our whole persona was like a bit like...

Speaker 1 Like Stephen Colbert. Yeah, like just our whole thing was just a bit on the internet and on Instagram.
The only time we were really ourselves was Giggly Squad Pod and like our live shows.

Speaker 1 Like every article that was ever written about us was just fake. But that's what it is.
No, that's what it was. Like, but people saw that and probably were like, that's how it is.

Speaker 1 That's how he hates Zendaya. Well, this is the problem.
Tone and context are very important. And that's something someone says after they get in trouble.
But like. The power of Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 We had an Us Weekly article written for millions of people because Gigglers thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 Which is so Giggly quoted or coded. Like, this will be funny.
Could also destroy her life. Giggler was like, Hannah wants me to do this.
Even though this is bad, I will do this for Hannah.

Speaker 1 I thought for a fact we were getting an email from like one of our agents or managers being like, guys, we know you think it's funny.

Speaker 1 You're like, they're like, can you not talk shit on Zendaya, who's fighting the good fight every day? God. But I like having imaginary beef with people for no reason.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, when people actually hate someone, like, that's annoying. But I like having made up like that Zenday is bad for once.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like John Mayer is actively still against this podcast, and he has been since day one.

Speaker 1 I didn't forget. No one's talking about it.
We're not going to forget when you go live when we go live. That's a strategic marketing play by your PR team.
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Speaker 1 I did Sheena's pod last week, but I told her I was like, I don't watch Bravo. I don't know what's going on.
And she was like, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 So she would ask these questions based on something that happened and be like, Hannah, what would you do? And I was like, I'm so scared right now.

Speaker 1 Like, what? Like, she, I guess there's a storyline about like sharing location. She's like, do you think it's weird if someone knows your location?

Speaker 1 And I was like, if my mom didn't know my location, I would never know where I am. Yeah.
See, I have, don't have any context, context either. But I, but that is a great question.

Speaker 1 And I didn't know if it was like her and Brock or if it was like, I think it was her and someone else.

Speaker 1 I don't have anyone's location, but that's because I literally don't have the capacity in my brain to like, I barely know what I'm doing. I don't even know what other people are doing.

Speaker 1 I definitely have other people's locations. I don't care about them.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck where they are.

Speaker 1 Never have never once in my life checked.

Speaker 1 Ever.

Speaker 1 My mom has mine. Yeah, my mom is mine.
And I have hers. And sometimes I do check to make sure that bitch is home.
You know? Is she not looking for me? She's not answering me. I'm like, interesting.

Speaker 1 You're home.

Speaker 1 Just like zooming out.

Speaker 1 Just making sure you're not in a lake. But you know what's funny is like I've never, I've never had a boyfriend's location and they've never had mine either.
I like being surprised.

Speaker 1 Like pop in unannounced. Yeah, I feel like now that we're like in our 30s, location is like strictly safety.
100%. You know, like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Where like if I was in my 20s, I'd be like,

Speaker 1 no,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't let anyone have my location you put an air tag in his shoe

Speaker 1 if air tags were a thing when I was 22 I'd be arrested I would be arrested for harassing and trespassing and

Speaker 1 is the thing arresting harassing and trespassing and just all around I'm like sorry he shared his location side note about Coachella the the VIP sections are like wild wait I've been seeing that they're like wait general admission is like,

Speaker 1 looks so lovely, honestly. Well, VIP, like they were showing Taylor Swift.
She's like in a crazy crap. I mean,

Speaker 1 I wonder why that is. Because normally when you see VIP, it's just like them standing in like a huge, vast, empty area, like bobbing.

Speaker 1 You know why I probably hate like musical things like that, like musicals and like festival shit like that.

Speaker 1 Things that people can connect around.

Speaker 1 I rather laugh. Mic drop.

Speaker 1 No, you know why? Because we, I don't want to feel an emotion. No.
Like, you know when Olivia Rodrigo, who I'm obsessed with by the. Actually, I love her style.
I love her style.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, you can't have her style because that's too... Like, you say I'm too old? Do you just call me an ancient wilderness? Sorry, I just ate MSOA just.

Speaker 1 She's too dressed as a little too teeny bopper. Well, yes, obviously be more mature, but you like that.
I appreciate the aesthetic. Okay.
Sorry, now that we got popped.

Speaker 1 Our relationship has forever changed, I realized.

Speaker 1 I think the podcast has finished.

Speaker 1 Guys, it's been a great four years.

Speaker 1 I forgot to do that. We tried to push through.
Imagine? People are like, it was definitely the Olivia Rodrigo comment that happened in 2024.

Speaker 1 I genuinely feel like we're going to be 95 and still be doing Gigli's class. And I'm going to be like, I like how Olivia Rodrigo, you're like, you're 87.
You're going to be like, recipe to my grandpa.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be like, bitch, you're almost with him.

Speaker 1 You're almost right next to him. Okay, what were we saying before? The VIP section is like crazy because there's just celebrities like just there.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then I said, I like to laugh. I don't want to listen to this.

Speaker 1 Yes. So the Rodrigo concerts, everyone's crying.
And I'm like, I'm not going to pay money for my childhood trauma to come out through my eyeballs.

Speaker 1 I feel like I don't need someone to to sing me a bunch of lyrics for me to be like, oh my God, that's how I feel. Because my brain's always going.
Yes. You know, like, I'm always working it.

Speaker 1 Like, I know. I've internally listened to 10 mental

Speaker 1 songs. Sad songs.
You fought for your life.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I just had a stroke. No, speaking of, I woke up in the dead of the middle of the night last night at 3 a.m.
thinking I had a stroke because my eyebrow was twitching.

Speaker 1 And I was like,

Speaker 1 this is how I go. I'll have a stroke in the middle of the the night.
No one will find me till the morning. Your eyebrow woke you up? Yes.
I was like, I'm daring you.

Speaker 1 I pluck you. I bring you to get serviced.
I tint you.

Speaker 1 You're going to wake me up? Like up and down or like in and out? I was twitching a little bit. And I was like, oh my, well, I'm having a stroke, clearly.
But it was nothing.

Speaker 1 It turns out to be a false alarm. My mom was like, why? Like, you don't

Speaker 1 call her at 3 a.m. No, I call her in the morning.
And I was like, something really scary happened

Speaker 1 i thought i was having a stroke or a brain aneurysm she was like you're not just gonna have a brain aneurysm or a stroke she goes and then i was like that's everyone who's ever had a stroke if you have to ask did i have a stroke

Speaker 1 i don't and you're still not having a stroke i feel like you didn't have a stroke well that's just not safe

Speaker 1 not true

Speaker 1 Look, there's two types of girls, is what I was saying.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 Two types of girls. When you're on the bus going to school, someone starts singing, and then they start a whole harmonious acapella group.

Speaker 1 And I never felt comfortable joining in and then like seriously singing a full song. Like three seconds in, I'm like, okay, we're not singing a full song.

Speaker 1 At first, I thought I knew where you were going with this, but I'm going to say I've never been on a bus where all the girls started singing. Have you ever just been around and some girl's like,

Speaker 1 um, she's a lucky, she's a star, and then someone comes in and she cried, cry, and then they're all singing, and then you're like, I I don't feel like I was invited to it.

Speaker 1 I also don't think I can sing that well. And then you're.
No, and I went to cheerleading camp. Like, no, I've never been on a bus.
You know what? I didn't do a team sport. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 I was never in the place for someone to potentially start harmonizing.

Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say there's two types of girls on the two types of people on the bus.

Speaker 1 It's the people that get on the bus and say everyone that sits in the back of the bus is like bad and they like are like rowdy and like the girls that sit in the front are like goody two-shoes.

Speaker 1 And if you went to the back of the bus, you're going to festival. Like you learned what getting fingered was in fifth grade, you know.

Speaker 1 And I was always in the back, bitch. I feel uncomfortable singing with people.
It shouldn't happen.

Speaker 1 I don't ever

Speaker 1 let's just say this here and now. Giggly squad is our witness.

Speaker 1 For the foreseeable future, for the rest of my life, I never want to be in a situation where I might have to join in and sing to anything ever.

Speaker 1 I don't even really sing happy birthday when it's someone else's birthday. Like I let the crowd do it for that person.
I wrote a card. I don't need to fucking sing.
Yes. Grow up.

Speaker 1 Also, like when you're in a relationship, I feel like there's no reason to go anywhere.

Speaker 1 To go anywhere. What do you like?

Speaker 1 I was thinking what I would love to go to is like a Drake concert at like Lil Wayne. But like even when you're there, like who are you going to grind on? I still grind.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I like going to like rap. Because when you're like bottoming.
When you're going home and having sex. That's what it is, I feel like.
Yes. I do like sporting events.

Speaker 1 But again, sometimes it's too long. Let's do a 32-minute basketball game.
Yeah, I'm not. How did we even get

Speaker 1 the NBA right now? Oh, yeah. Just have the W NBA.
What's the Veronica Living Alone TikTok? Oh, my God. I saw this girl.
She made a TikTok. Her name is Veronica.
I'll like,

Speaker 1 that's what I got from what you wrote. Post a TikTok.
And she just said something that made me,

Speaker 1 I had just never thought about it before.

Speaker 1 And she was like, I forget how old she said she was. Maybe she was like 30 or like 29.
And she was like, I just realized why I love living alone so much.

Speaker 1 And she was like, because I'm the first woman in my family to ever be allowed. to live alone.
Like she was like, my mom never lived alone. She met my dad and got married.

Speaker 1 Her mom was obviously not allowed to live alone. Her mom's mom definitely couldn't live.

Speaker 1 Like, we're the first generation to live alone. No, that just got me so pumped up.
Like, sorry, I'm just like doing it for the girlies. Like, my family.
I mean, just breaking generational trauma.

Speaker 1 No, breaking generation. Because our daughters will never even have the thought of

Speaker 1 there's a potential that they can't live alone because there will be no one. And you immediately were living alone.
I'm the first person in my family to even move away.

Speaker 1 Like, you had to consciously decide I want to move into New York City.

Speaker 1 No, I had to figure out how to manipulate my dad.

Speaker 1 Oh, you tricked him? Yeah, to trick him into thinking he let me go. Me and my mom had to like cook up a plan.
What was the plan?

Speaker 1 It was basically my mom being like, I'll just tell him that you're going.

Speaker 1 I was like, mom, come on. She's like, yeah, no problem.
You leave on the 17th.

Speaker 1 What did you write about Therabody?

Speaker 1 Great thing ever. No.
Okay, first of all. You You hurt yourself.
No, TheraBody sent me like the leg things, like the recovery. The full leg things.
Like the full leg.

Speaker 1 And I was like, there's no way they meant to send this to me. Like, this is so crazy.

Speaker 1 So I said to Craig, I was like, I'm just going to ship this to your house because like I'm never going to use this. Um, worked out two days in a row.

Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, I'm like, should I run the NYC marathon? I can't stop doing it. I literally laid on the couch all last night in my fucking TheraBody.
Just I could run a marathon right now.

Speaker 1 I think it really does work. Like, my legs are not sore at all.

Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say, I haven't worked out at all, but I just put it on. It feels good, because that's what I would do.
No. No, Therabody's the greatest thing that ever was invented.

Speaker 1 I was like, this is like a scam. There's no way this actually works.

Speaker 1 I feel like people don't talk enough about the like annoyance of having to ask your partner to massage you when you're past the honeymoon stage.

Speaker 1 Because like during the honeymoon stage, they will literally like pluck the hair off your toes. Yeah.
But then like four years in, you're like, can you? I have like a knot on my back.

Speaker 1 And they're like, well, you have to really be strategic about it. Yeah.
Like when you ask. Yeah.
What time is it? They have to be in the perfect

Speaker 1 mode. Newborn babies.
And if it's almost feeding time, it's scary. You can't do that.
You can't get 9 p.m. I will literally be like, yeah, I'll give you a massage.

Speaker 1 And after three seconds, I've, I'm, I stop. I got distracted by something.
So the therabody is great. Look at this is none of that I've ever.
I got it from my dad for his birthday.

Speaker 1 It's like the greatest ever. No, I talked about a lot of products this episode, and they're really none ad.
No, I will say this about the TheraBody.

Speaker 1 When I was putting it on, I was like, what idiots are spending $700 on this? Then you're like, no one can't. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 I live here now.

Speaker 1 And then a lot of people like to take their legs and put their legs up.

Speaker 1 But I like to watch TV so that I don't know, like, I can't see the TV if I'm lying. against the wall.
No, I need to watch the TV. This is strictly, this is strictly a couch thing.

Speaker 1 Also, I bought one of the LED light masks, and I was like, I can do this for three minutes a night. You know what I mean? I'm not getting myself to do it yet.
I do it 15 minutes a day.

Speaker 1 When do you do it? Different times. Depends.
Yeah, I have to just get into it. I just, I like don't.

Speaker 1 Usually at night, like after my skincare is all done, I'm just laying in the bed waiting to fall asleep anyway. That's self-love.
I just put it on. I keep it next to my bed.
Yeah, that you can see.

Speaker 1 Mine is like,

Speaker 1 I think it's in a closet right now, so there's like literally no chance. What documentary did you watch? The Brandy.

Speaker 1 I'm watching that tonight. I'm watching that tonight.
It's very interesting. I never shopped there.
It never fit me. I never shopped there either.
Maybe I have like a t-shirt.

Speaker 1 Well, when you'd walk in, it looked like the place exploded. Brandy Melville was not a thing, I feel like, when we were in high school.
It was, I feel like it was like when we were

Speaker 1 late after, right after college. Yeah.
So like, I feel like we missed.

Speaker 1 I just remember people talking about it. I'd walk in, and it was like a t-shirt, but it was like $90, and I was like, Yeah, and it was a one-size-fits-all, and they were like literal baby teas,

Speaker 1 but they still haven't like theirs. So, was it a good documentary? It was a really good documentary because it's just very, it's all very bizarre.

Speaker 1 Like, they didn't really know who was running the company for a while.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like

Speaker 1 no one. That's like a made-up, a made-up name.
It's like this guy, and he just sounds like a creep. And, like, the working, and it's just weird.
You'll like it.

Speaker 1 She goes it's so disappointing. But like they're still just there.
Yeah, like operating. There's a store right in Midtown.
Yeah. Or in Soho.
It's kind of crazy. Yeah.
They do have good basic stuff.

Speaker 1 Like if you ever need just like a stupid white tank, they have them. But I don't support it.

Speaker 1 But I've been on the road. Yeah.
This last week I was in Connecticut and then I was in Niagara Falls. Oh, Killy.
This is so funny.

Speaker 1 So I texted Hannah and I was like, hey, I'm going to this workout tomorrow at 12. Do you want to come? She goes, sorry, Ken, I'm in Niagara Falls.
And I go, I feel like that's a lie.

Speaker 1 You know, when someone's giving too much information that you're like, that's made up. I was like, okay, sure you are.

Speaker 1 But no, it did. And then you sent a picture and it did look like an AI background.
I was like, okay, you're not actually.

Speaker 1 Also, Hannah, gun to my head. If someone said, where's Niagara Falls? I have no fucking idea.
Gun to my head. If someone said, what is Niagara Falls? I have no idea.

Speaker 1 isn't it just like a dam? Okay, so I was in Rochester. I went to Rochester.
This is your area, upstate New York. Yeah, but I don't know where it is.
We've never been there.

Speaker 1 I was in Rochester and I asked some girls like, are you from here? And she's like, no, I'm from Rome. And I was like, oh.
And then she was like,

Speaker 1 it's like an hour away. And I was like, okay, not the right thing.
Being from upstate, but also I have the mom that I have. We've never done any, I've never like even been to the Adirondacks.

Speaker 1 So Rochester is very close to Canada border. So and then I guess there's Niagara Falls on both on America side and Canada side.
Okay. You guys, this is like knowledgeable.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I, but I can't Uber and it's only an hour and a half away. So I can't.
You can't Uber to Canada. No, because Ubers aren't allowed to just cross the border.

Speaker 1 So I had to get like a car service,

Speaker 1 go through the border, break in the border.

Speaker 1 Save Canada

Speaker 1 single-handedly. I don't know these hotels.
Like they put us up at hotels.

Speaker 1 So I get there and I get in the room and there's the biggest windows ever yeah and like the shower's right there i'm like what like can someone see in here like i was so creeped out by it i was like why are there so many windows

Speaker 1 thank you

Speaker 1 no like i feel like like canada's actually like kind of chic it's chic it's everyone's really nice and it's they have good health care the only thing i feel bad for canadians is like they don't have a lot of snacks no they do I feel like they don't have like they have like ketchup chips.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I feel like they don't have as much variety in their snacks. Or they don't have as good like shitty food as we do.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Like they're more European-ish. Yeah, like you can't walk into like a grocery store and have like a plethora of options for like

Speaker 1 shitty snacks. I might have made that up.

Speaker 1 They like Tim Horton snacks. You're like they don't have McMahon's.
But they don't have IHOP, which you'd be surprised. I think they're.

Speaker 1 I think they'll survive that. I don't think they are the guy that's really mixed.
I don't think they do. I think.

Speaker 1 I wake up exhausted, like I always do. Yeah.
And around 11 o'clock, I'm like, maybe I'll get out of bed. I'll stand up.
Stand up. Look over.

Speaker 1 I'm in the fall. Like, it's these huge waterfall.
I go, holy shit. No, it was quite shocking.
But I do have to say, I didn't go walk there because I'm a loser.

Speaker 1 But like, apparently when you're standing there, it seems like massive and it was so beautiful. But I was like, these are the falls they speak of.
Like, they get a lot. It's like.

Speaker 1 like, people talk a lot about Niagara Falls. I wonder if it's like a spiritual experience.
I wanted to learn more about it, but I just like looked at it from my hotel room. It was fucking gorgeous.

Speaker 1 And you're like, I feel like it. I know all there is.
I know. And that's a wrap on Niagara Falls.
Thank you, everyone. Thank you.

Speaker 1 NC and thank you, Craft Services. We did Niagara Falls shoot day one.
But you know, some people who are like, I just want to see nature.

Speaker 1 Like, I like, Becca, my best friend's always like, I just like being home in trees. Becca, your best friend.

Speaker 1 My college best friend. Do you have like a bucket list?

Speaker 1 No, that's chooky. I don't either.
Bucket list. Yeah, like a bucket.
I'm trying to survive today. Yeah, like I don't.

Speaker 1 Also, if I had something that was like,

Speaker 1 if I don't do this before I die, I would have done it already. Yeah.
Like, I don't. I'm fighting every second of my life to survive.

Speaker 1 Like, if someone was like, hey, we're going to go climb Mount Mount.

Speaker 1 I can't even think of a freaking mountain mount.

Speaker 1 it's in Peru

Speaker 1 yeah but what is it again like

Speaker 1 I think it is

Speaker 1 Mount Everest ain't got shit on me

Speaker 1 dude we've learned more from TikTok than like all years of school Manchu Picchu?

Speaker 1 And that's why they call me. You're a literal history teacher.
History teacher.

Speaker 1 I, like, for example, I really want to go to Japan. Yeah.
If I didn't, it's okay. I kind of want to go to Japan too and just like go shopping.
I want to go to Japan so but I want to eat a lot.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go and ski. Yeah.
Well, we don't even, you don't even know what we're missing. Like, no, we don't.
Like, that's why I don't have a bucket list now.

Speaker 1 No, because I've got somewhere I want to eat their snacks. Oh, yeah.
I want to go to Japan and see what all their snacks are.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. They have such good functions.
Would you eat anything, or like, or would you be one of those people, like, oh, that looks weird?

Speaker 1 No, I will try anything. But, but also, if I try anything, that means I'm at liberty to spit anything out.

Speaker 1 Like, that's, I'll try it, but you also can't come from me if I'm like, and I'm spitting it out now.

Speaker 1 Psychosexual.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 request, no, I reserve the right to spit out anything at any time

Speaker 1 and go

Speaker 1 I do have to say I'm such a food slut. I will try anything anywhere anyhow.
Like if someone was like, oh, this is like fresh eel with soy sauce. It's amazing.
I'm trying it. I'm deep-throating it.

Speaker 1 But if a guy's like, can I put it? I'm nope, absolutely not. Can I what?

Speaker 1 Put it in my butthole. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 You just went from sushi dinner to having anal. It's a big switch, but you are.
I'm not that big of a switch. I mean, you are.

Speaker 1 Chris, do you like to eat raw sushi? He's like, can you please stop harassing me?

Speaker 1 You brought up anal and he got nervous and it's like, it could go anywhere. I'm just saying, I'm so different in bed than I am like with my appetite.

Speaker 1 Where you know, some people are like, can't eat anything. I wonder if it correlates to the bedroom.
It doesn't for me. No.
Like, I'm a freak. See, I'll try anything in.
I'm a freak in the restaurant.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll try anything and basically I'll try anything.

Speaker 1 There's really no difference.

Speaker 1 If I like it, I'll do it. Because, you know, they'll be like, this is so good.
And I'm like, I feel like you're lying in bed.

Speaker 1 But if someone's like, this is so good at a restaurant, I'm like, let's see. Let's see.
No, yeah. That's how I feel about like ordering duck.
Oh, yes. And then duck?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then like getting banged from behind, you know? Like, it's the same thing

Speaker 1 for me.

Speaker 1 Do you ordered up? Let's the ordered up

Speaker 1 this was unhinged it also was the lord's day with this is a sunday it's a sunday it feels like monday but don't you feel so good like we record giggly before people wake up before

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Speaker 1 we really, we, Easter excuse me. We did too soon.

Speaker 1 We're committed to this fucking myth and we can't get out of it. Oh, also, if you're in London or Dublin, I added a second show.
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