Giggling about Coachella, living alone, and empathy

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool.
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I've heard of these. And they use this technology called PSZ.
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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, my cheese grater gigglers? It's beautiful in New York City. It's, no, it's so gorgeous.
And when I got here, I was smacked right in the face with Chris's thighs. Because he was standing outside.
He was wearing shorts. He had just come from the gym.
Before I could even say anything, he said, don't say anything. I thought I had time to go home, and I didn't.
At least send us a warning text if you're going to show up with your thighs out. I was like, I've never seen you not sitting at your desk.
I didn't know he had legs. Yeah, I didn't know he could even walk.
Well, walking here, I stepped on a used condom. But that's just New York City.
They tied it. And that's nice.
And that's called...

That's chivalry.

It's so funny because I was getting out of my Uber and I saw this girl riding by on a

city bike with a high ponytail, red hair like yours, shorts.

And I was like, if Hannah fucking city biked yours because it's the first nice day, I'll

kick her in the throat.

First of all, I don't trust myself to city bike.

I can't even...

I can't drive a car.

I wouldn't put other people in danger because I think, I don't trust myself to city bike. I can't even

drive a car. I wouldn't put other people in danger

because I think it would be fun for me to city bike

for two minutes. I'm not trying to take out a whole

family because I want a breeze.

Have you ever city biked anywhere? No.

Me neither. I feel like New Yorkers are like, we're

actually really scared of everything in New York.

It's like the non-New Yorkers that are like, look at those bikes.

Let's ride them. Yeah, no, no, no.
Like, absolutely

not. I feel like a lot of people do ride them.

I know.

Des does. Really? Well, not anymore.
And lesson learned. You can never city bike.
Speaking of, he's like, oh, my God. I got annoyed with him today because I was walking around my bed, as one does.
On top of it? Just around it. Oh, okay.
I was just walking by it. You know what what? Like every time you walk by your bed, you have to hit your knees so hard at the corner of your bed.

I will hit corners.

I don't know what's wrong with my limbs.

And I hit like the bone in my knee so hard that I was like-

Fell to the ground.

I fell to the ground.

I was lying there.

And he's like, babe, are you okay?

I'm like, I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

And then it was lingering.

Like it was like sore.

Yeah.

And then I was like- Wow. My knee fucking hurts.
And then he was like, stop. And I was like, no, like it hurts.
And he was like, my fucking ACL has been ripped open. I've, I don't feel bad for you at all.
And I'm like, cause both of his parents are dead also. It's like, I can't be upset over my grandpa.
So it's like, what can I be upset about? I can't be upset about anything. And my knee is fucking hurting right now.
I have no sympathy. I have black and blue.
Yes. Yeah, it's probably sore.
It's like broke skin. And he has no sympathy for me because he tore his ACL.
And I'm like, but that's, everyone's fighting their own battles. Now, men, like when they get sick, honestly, this past week, Craig was supposed to fly to California.
And like two hours before he gets on his flight, he calls me and he's like, I have really bad news. And I'm like, meanwhile, I'm in New York doing my own thing.
Okay. He's like, I don't think.
You go, who is this? He goes, I don't think I can get on the plane to fly to California because like my nose is so stubby. And I was like, what?

Breathe through your mouth.

No, he was like, I'm just like, I'm nervous.

I'll get more sick.

And I was just like, okay.

It wasn't like you, all the things you did the last week. No, he had a sniffle.

Like his allergies hit, you know?

Like it's just they can't do anything.

Also, I have a side bang happening.

What does this mean for society?

I don't know. What is the know if you're about to have because I'm scared.
No, I'm scared. Great power comes great responsibility.
And I was just like, what if I look like I'm going to actually this is what I looked like in high school. I feel like I feel like we're all just becoming who we were in 2014.
And you know what I realized who is like I love watching on Netflix like stupid high school shows. Like it gets me going.
Do you think it's because that's when you peaked? Quite possibly. Like it was my favorite.
Everyone must be like, oh my God, high school was like the worst and like everyone was so mean and I was like, wait, I literally loved every second of it. I just kept me on the cheerleading team, prom queen.
My boyfriend was so hot in high school. I loved every second of it.
Oh, my God. It's so easy to hate you.
No, I, even hearing myself, I'm like, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. You probably can't read.
And that's true. That's true.
And that's true. And you win some, you lose some.
So I found this old photo from like a seventh grade prom where I look like a bitch.

A bitch.

I was feeling myself because I had my Nana in my ear.

Like my Nana was the most.

She was running your career, you said.

She was my manager, my publicist.

And she did my glam.

Like I remember her being like, sit down, like you're going to look amazing.

And I remember thinking, like I was delusional from day one. But I remember thinking like when i walk into this dance everyone's gonna turn their head like i truly believe like and you know my nan was like you look gorgeous i yes you're gonna be a model you look gorgeous no middle school dances were a different i mean we talk about middle school dances a little too much on Giggly Squad.
We talk about grinding. But no, I would go and then I would always find that one friend that I'd be like, we should leave, right? Well, think about it now.
They're probably just all sitting there on their phones. Yeah.
Because we didn't have phones at middle school dances. Or they're all doing...
Do they do TikTok dances at... At dances? Like the hot girls just start doing it in unison and you're like, oh, I don't even know what the hot girls are doing.

Like, what do I do?

Oh my God.

You're like in the back of the hot girls trying to follow what they were doing.

Like grease, but like sluttier.

I just remember like wanting to wear like a skinny scarf around my neck and like slow dance.

I just remember wanting to grind the fuck out of someone.

Speaking of grinding. For like three seconds.
Speaking of grinding. Speaking of grinding in a man.
My jaw, I've been grinding every night and my jaw is killing me. Wait, really? I'm a grinder.
Oh, I didn't know that about you. You didn't know that? I've never, but I've slept with you multiple times and I feel like I've never heard it.
I feel like I'm a subtle grinder. Because I used to have a girlfriend in high school and every time she would sleep over, I'd literally almost suffocate her.
Like it was like a saw. Because I could hear it.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I think I'm like, it's an... I didn't know what it was at first and I like remember getting out of my bed and thinking there was an animal in my room like in the corner and I'm trying to find it and then I realized it was my friend.
Jessica. I'm like, can you shut the fuck up? People were saying that we should normalize more, like, adult sleepovers.
Yeah, we should. And I agree with that to an extent.
Like, especially when you don't want to go home. Like, it's totally normal just to fall asleep.
I just, I don't want to sleep in the bed with someone. But, like, I would totally sleep.
Well, let's rework that. I would let people sleep at my apartment.
I don't want to go sleep at other people's. Yeah, because when you go to someone else's.
Like, we could never have one because we would both be like, okay, I'm going to my own bed. Even though we literally slept in the same bed for three summers.
Yeah. And you're like, we could never.
We could literally never. Not if our own beds were there.
Do you know what I mean? Not if we're forced to contractually. Yeah, not if it's an obligation.
Not if you told me I had to do it. Okay.
No. What I wanted to say was I kept seeing this thing on TikTok and the question was you're trapped in a forest.
Do you want to be trapped with a man hunting you or a bear? And that really fucking threw me because every girl they asked, they were like, oh, I think the bear. I saw it.
They didn't say I think. Every girl just went bear.
It was like the bear, yeah. And it's funny because this is, again, my delusional side coming over.
I think that I could befriend the bear. Yeah.
Like I'd be like. You'd be like, okay, let's.
Come here. I'd be like, you're a cute bear.
You'd be like, I have a cat. I have a cat.
All cat people, I feel like, think like that. Because if I can make a cat like me, I can make a bear like me.
Remember when there was like that whole, what was that like whole thing? I think maybe we were in college or maybe like post-college where they killed that like, people like couldn't talk about it for years, where they killed that like gorilla. Oh, Coco? Harambe.
Do you remember that? Yes. I feel like that would have been a situation where you'd be like, I feel like I could talk to the gorilla.
I don't know if it's because also we grew up, like, watching Tarzan. Like, I feel like if I grew up in the jungle, I would be, like, boys with, like, people.
Like, I mean, by people, I mean animals. Wild thorn berries did that to you.
You wild thorn? No. Because I feel, I just feel like I'm really empathic with animals.
I just feel like animals understand me. I feel like that'd be a really good Halloween costume for you.
A thornberry? And Des is one of the thornberries. I was recently thinking that I want to do a Halloween costume that's literally like just a UPS worker.
Like, can we normalize that? They already have that. Oh.
Like sexy ones? No. OhPS worker cause USPS workers scare me they're my biggest fear yeah no they have that like people go as no like when I see a bear I'd be like okay first of all he's adorable right doesn't even know how freaking adorable have you seen bears ears they're fucking adorable have you seen those Have you seen those one like red panda bears that are small but they want to be like show you that they're attacking so they try and get bigger but they just go like this but they're like two feet and they're adorable.
See like at least like the bears will be funny. Right.
Why is the first thing you're alone in Forest you'd be like okay well now I have to cut his dick off. I just feel like I could outsmart.
Well. Who? Right, that's the thing.
How crazy. No, I feel like I could outsmart the bear.
If the guy is doing drugs or drinking, like then I can't get away. I just feel like if the bear got hungry, I would give it my arm.
I'd be like, you can eat my arm. And like, we're going to figure this out together.
Just like cuddle with me. We're the man.
I'm like like don't fucking touch me no yeah that's speaking of something i saw on tiktok too this is crazy about men and like i don't even want to say it out loud because it's so disturbing this man goes on and he goes i just want you guys know that people say that men are more logical than women but they actually just lack empathy interesting so it's like they're just literally not thinking about how other people are feeling as much as we are so they're not logical they're actually just psychopaths okay i wish you didn't say that last part i really wish you didn't say that last part Oh, because you are like that. I feel like I am like that.

But I do think when you're really close to someone and you love them a lot, you will do some selfish things because you don't have to be fake with them. Like, you're just being...
I just feel as a woman, I'm not as emotional as some... I think there's like a spectrum of everything.
Can you cut to last episode when she was crying going, I've been so emotional lately. I was so emotional this weekend.
Like I was tearing up that people were being mean to JoJo Siwa. Do not bring up JoJo Siwa.
That makes me upset. We like went strong with the JoJo Siwa takes.
Here's the thing. Sometimes like I'll see like a clip of giggly squad and like i'll just gander in the comments or like something and i'm like wait none of what we say is serious like can you believe that they joked about that any who wait this is actually really funny i'm getting nervous that not that i feel like i'm like full gen z just because like i love tikt I feel like I'm on TikTok as much as Gen Z because my attention span recently like I'm like okay why are you talking so slow to the point that when now when I'm on FaceTime if you know how you can click the side and speed up TikToks I was on FaceTime the other day and I went to click the side to like speed it up.
That's so funny. And then I felt so bad.
You were like, yes. I was like, yeah, talk faster.
So Lois will look at her phone and be FaceTiming someone, but not know, and try to swipe past it, like out of it. Like, okay, we're done.
We're done. I get it.
Get the it get the point enough no that's how I feel but I feel like like my attention span like I can't like it used to get me excited to be like okay I'm gonna sit down on like a Saturday night like I didn't do anything last night like sit down and like watch a movie but I can't I do think and I know this is gonna sound like aggressive but when you do something physical like go to yoga or like go for a walk it's like you get out of your head and then time moves a little different but when you're like constantly in your head yeah you're like but when you're walking you get into kind of like a i'm very skittish yeah you're a literal cat you're a literal cat also people are like henna stop interrupting page i'm like i know what she's gonna say Like I could finish the sentence for her We don't have time I don't want I don't want to finish my own thought I was gandering in a comment for like too long That you were speaking slowly and I was speaking too fast And they were like I just can't take No that I've never wanted to speed up your FaceTime Or one of your voice notes I'm'm here to get to the point. Yeah, I like the rate at what you speak.
I love you. Thank you.
Also, we are at a weird time, though, because I've been going to college gigs and stuff and hanging out with the Gen Zs, my sisters, my brothers. And we're at this first time in the world that I'm consuming the same content they're consuming.
Yeah. Because think like our parent.
It's the first time like we're consuming all the same music. It's really crazy.
It's the first time our generations are this close. Yeah.
And that we're all tech savvy. Yes.
And like we're going to be the first tech savvy like grandparents. Wait, that's so crazy.
And we might not know the newest technology, but like we're not're not going to be, like, how our grandparents were. Right.
Rest in peace, Grandpa. Every episode.
But also talking about boys and girls, I went to. You know what's crazy? It's, like, you have one full set of grandparents, like a grandma and a grandpa, that are married to each other.
And, like, loves my lives. And you're 32 years old.
That's, like, very good. You're acting like Des now.
I mean, I don't have any. He's like, I don't feel fucking bad.
Yeah, that's when he doesn't have parents either. And I'm like, okay, well, that's not my problem.
It literally has nothing to do with me. And I'm trying to make this about me, but it doesn't have to do with me.
You don't have any grandparents? No, I have none. So now I can't.
Now I feel bad. No, you can bring up your grandpa.
And my nana and papa are obviously, I'm really close to them. Yeah.
Oh, God. When they go.
No, let's. We're actually going to take a break.
We're going to take a commercial break. I'm not recording Giggly Squad for two weeks when that happens even, don't even ask us.
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People are getting the one that we Easter egged that everyone knows, that everyone's pumped for. So I go to these college gigs and I do a Q&A.
The questions from these kids are so fucking funny because the girls are savage they'll be like they always raise their hand which is so cute I'm like you and I feel a lot of power yeah I feel like that student teacher who's like what if I just brought in the tv and everyone's like yeah so she this girl is here and she goes how do I make my boyfriend jealous and I was like you toxic little toxic little slut. And they'll ask like the craziest.
You pull down like a whiteboard. You turn on a projector.
You're like, I'm so glad anyone asked. It turns into a TED talk.
The girls ask like the funniest stuff. And then every now and then a guy raises his hand.
The guys will ask me two kinds of things. So one guy raised his hand and he goes, who would win in a fight? A bear or a polar bear? And I was like, I'm not acknowledging that question.
Please take a walk around the block. Come back.
Do a lot. And like men are obsessed with who would win.
Chris, do you talk to your friends about this? Is that a real question? Wait. I was not asking.
That was the most different thing. Point proven.
Because you're not asking. Wait, I was like, do you guys talk about that stuff? And he goes, this is why the bear would win.
Chris, we don't care. Wait, is that a real question that you guys, like, have asked each other? Yeah.
And will you interchange animals? Yeah. Oh, so that's like a whole, that's a whole world that we didn't even know they were talking about.
That's a whole podcast episode for them. No.
It's so crazy sometimes. I was like, first of all, no.
Second of all, don't ever ask me that. Then another guy raised his hand.
Their faces are on our money. Like, that's insane.
Like, the men's faces are on our money okay let that sink in it's crazy it's great because would you ever ask that to like a girl on a date if you're running out of questions so you have a like you know like this isn't a this is inappropriate yeah maybe just playing around if I'm really out of stuff crazy like know what's crazy? Like, I was just trying to think, like, what questions did I used to ask? You didn't ask questions. I feel like I didn't.
I feel like if he got quiet, you just sat in it. Now I'm trying to think, like, did they ever ask me any questions either, though? Like, no.
Well, your first dates definitely were, like, wild. Where mine was one woman show behavior.
I was like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. And spin.
You on a first date, like when the waiter first comes over, you're like, ah, and my opening act. The special space to tell you, I perform the same regardless if I like the man or not.
I need to go out there with a fucking laugh. I need to make sure that he walked away from that date and he was like, that was fucking incredible.
See, I feel like I would just get blacked out on a first date. And if they texted me, I was like, if you can handle me at that, then you deserve, yes.
And some would say that's so much better than me trying to get approval from every single person. And then afterwards ghosting them, then being like, why did you ask me about my father on the first date then a guy raised his hand and he said do you like roller coasters and I was like again this is a horrible question yeah but I'm like I guess I'll answer it like do you have a specific kind you like and he's like no and I was like do you like do you recommend like what's the point of this question like are you trying to like talk to me on? Do you know what someone asked me or something because they want to talk about it? So I was like, yeah.
Do you have an amusement park you like? Do you want to talk about your car's warranty? I mean, what are we doing here? Do you want to sell me life insurance? What's going on? So then he goes, no. And I was like, do you like roller coasters? And he goes, no.
And everyone was like, what the fuck is going on? Like boys just do like to be stupid and then they think it's funny but he wasn't even trying to be funny I think he just like was like I'm gonna ask her a question cause she said ask a question and sometimes it's that simple what college was this? probably like my old one that got unaccredited and was like you're done being a school goodbye thank you for playing people don't talk about it just college one day they were just like we're gonna shut down which honestly I was like, you're done being a school. Goodbye.
Thank you for playing. People don't talk about how Paige is college.
One day they were just like, we're going to shut down. Which honestly, I was like, why didn't you do it when I was there? If I could, I would.
You know? They go, who's the famous alumni here? It was a page-coded college. They're like, actually, we're like over it, we think.
I kind of quit. Like, I'm tired.
Are you tired? Because if you're tired, I won't go. I won't go if you don't go.
The whole college.

We're just not, like, vibing with the school colors anymore,

and so we think we should just pack it in.

They were like, honestly, school's giving me the ick, and I just, like,

don't want to do it. I didn't even know you were

allowed to close a college like that.

Well, I think they ran out of money.

They're a private college that I think...

That's so embarrassing.

They're like, sorry, we have a literal shopping problem.

Like, they get an email. How many textbooks did you guys buy? get an email and it's like okay but like the mascot just like needed new outfits and we who are we to say no I was like you're charging kids like $100,000 a year what did you spend the money on no what no colleges are Pon, colleges are Ponzi schemes.
For sure. Just like legalized Ponzi schemes.
For sure. Speaking of Ponzi scheme cults, what's your thoughts on Coachella? Literal cults.
I never knew Coachella was happening. Like, where am I that suddenly everyone's at Coachella and I'm like, I didn't even know there were tickets.
Honestly, said it last episode but like we're not massive concert people and that obviously extends into festivals. I'd say I'm more not a festival person than I am like a like I like a concert.
I can enjoy a concert that I like the person performing. Can you explain what the difference between a concert and a festival is because is it basically like a festival's Multiple concerts.
Multiple concerts in one at like a fair ground. And people are all doing drugs and wearing silly things.
They wear glitter. It's very like deserty.
But Coachella's been for like a while. This is my thing.
The two things that give me anxiety when I leave my house, do I have to poop? Yeah. Where's the closest bathroom? Is it accessible? And then am I going to get hungry after I poop? People like pass out at Coachella.
See, like. Like you're in the desert.
The second I'm in a crowd of people, I'd be like, where's the bathroom? Yeah. And then when you go and you lose your friends and you're like, now I'm going to die.
And I don't want to do anything three days in a row. I actually couldn't name something right now that I want to do three days in a row other than be alone.
Like, there's nothing. Here's the other thing.
Coachella is so far from even anything that even if something happened and you wanted to leave, you still have to drive like an hour and a half to even get anywhere. I'm so dumb.
I thought Coachella was like Wyoming. I mean, it basically is.
It's in the middle of Palm Springs. Oh.
You know what it is? It's also such an L.A. thing.
I know that everyone flies, but it's very easy for L.A. people.
I think that's what it is. And look, we don't want to be haters.
We support all women in the arts. I think it's just turned into this big influencer thing, but originally I think it is a music festival.
But people are hating on it this year. They're saying the lineup lineup's bad.
Oh, really? See, like I'm so uninterested. I wouldn't even know who's there.
Well, I like when there's tea. So I was like, okay, now I need to know what the tea is.
Yeah. I guess because of Taylor Swift and Beyonce.
Did you see Billie Eilish when she was performing? She said, after Lana Del Rey performed, she said, what did she say?

She was like, this is like your.

We owe her so much because we were created.

A lot of us were created because of her music.

Half of you bitches exist because of her or something.

I'm going to say something to you.

Like, look, and I just feel like it's a safe space because you said something about Zendaya.

And like, I.

No, please.

I don't like the way Billie Eilish dresses at all I am so obsessed with Billie Eilish's style no I think it's messy I think it doesn't make any sense I want Zendaya to dress like Billie Eilish no no don't you dare okay sometimes Billie Eilish goes like a little too baggy for my taste however like how she has fun with patterns and then like the jewelry and the nails, like I'm obsessed with her. She basically looks like she picked out whatever was on the chair clean and she put that on and that's like created the outfit.
And that's creativity. She styles herself just like me.
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I'm officially moving.

Officially, officially moving.

To Charleston.

Hannah, why would you?

Oh my God, I literally just peed my pants a little, I think.

My stomach just sank.

You acted like I changed the ticket or something, and you were like, no!

Did you call my building and say that I didn't want to move in there?

I canceled it, I called your landlord.

The amount of times Paige gets asked if she's going to move to Charleston over the last,

like, literally the second you met Craig, are you, like, okay?

No, like, the minute I met Craig, they're like, the minute you met him?

They're like,

what are you doing in New York?

People won't even ask what your name is.

They go,

are you moving to Charleston?

Some people are really nice about it though.

And they're like,

we don't really like care,

but like we just really want you to move there.

And I'm just like,

guys,

meanwhile,

I'm like home making a Pinterest board of like.

Your future apartment in New York City. I'm like, sorry, I'm really busy.
Your tiny apartment in New York City instead of having a pool and a hot tub. I'm like, what happens if we live in this closet? I'm moving and I.
Are stressed? You know what? I'm oddly not. Well, one, because I feel like I hired people to do everything.
So I was just like, okay, how do we fix it? No, like I hired obviously like my movers. You're like, I have 37 men to move my stuff.
Hired my movers, but I also hired like my organizational people. Oh.
Imagine it done. But I've never done a move with them.
I think it'll be so great because they don't have to undo anything. Like they just.
Well, the day before or like a couple of days before I actually move do like an edit of like my current apartment and this is perfect timing because this is spring cleaning moment no the stars could not have aligned more yeah and my vibe for my new apartment french modern french provincial modern you say provincial provincial i like that i don't really know what it means, but my mom said it. I love, like, the mixing of aesthetics.
Yes. So where I like, it's, like, modern but also vintage.
Yes, that's my vibe. And for you, I really want a Parisian, like, girliness.
Yeah. But then random, like, medals sometimes.
I want it to be like if Bridgerton was set in New York City. Cunty Bridgerton.
Yeah. Cunty Bridgerton.
Cunty Bridgerton. Put that on your architectural digest.
My bad. Wait, that's really exciting.
Yeah, and I'm feeling like this is so not me, but like I'm really feeling inspired by Baby Blue recently. Like for nails? No, just like in general, like in my decor.
I don't know why. You definitely need like a powder blue bathroom.
Yeah, powder blue yeah powder blue something or like a glam room yeah so I'm so excited so I might just like vlog some stuff and then yes put it on giggly part of being an adult is realizing that your home is something that you can have fun with and yeah you realize something clicks that you're like oh I can make my home whatever I want it to be yeah because when I was younger I felt like you put a bed yeah and a lamp and then you live in it yeah and then you wait until you have to move to the next no it's crazy like decorating your space is crazy because you're like I have do I like it I have to look at it every day I don't know I had like mature friends who like at 21 were like fully decorating their rooms. Yeah.
And I always felt like jealous because I was like, oh my God, they enjoy their life. They have hope.
Like when people are like, oh, it's like you're very into nesting. Yeah, I've never nested.
Really? Never. But I think.
Until Des. Yeah, I was just going to say, I feel like you nested hard in your Hamptons house.
I've never nested in my life to the point that people are like, you're living in a hospital room. Are you not going to nest? Yeah.
But then I went to Des' place and I was like, call a dumpster. We're throwing all of this.
I don't know. We're nesting people.
I was ordering pillows. I think it was like hormonal.
But isn't it like there's something, I don't know, very like comforting about it?

Oh my God.

It feels so good.

Do you have a Pinterest?

Yes.

The way I am with fashion and with decor, I'm the same way with home decor because like if I see it, I know when I like it, but I don't necessarily know how to make it.

But like if someone was like, which one do you prefer?

I'd be like, definitely that.

But I don't know how to like put things together that well. You're decisive.
I'm decisive and I have an eye for what? I don't know. But I have an eye too.
I'm going to make Grace put our Pinterest in the newsletter because I feel like I do actually a lot of pinning of like decor. So I'm obsessed with decor bow house b-a-u-h-a-u-s

Bauhaus decor is like everything to me right now

can I guess what it is?

Bauhaus decor

I feel like it's like

Bauhaus

can you use it in a sentence?

I feel like it's like

Copenhagen girly

like influenced Bauhaus can you use it in a sentence? I feel like it's like Copenhagen girly like influencer girlies like their apartment decor yes Bauhaus 100% okay wow you nailed it is house H-A-U-S H-A-U-S so I think it is I actually don't know what it is do you like that pronunciation house? House. But it's like, yeah, it's European.

Yeah.

And that's all I know.

Yeah, it's European.

But I found it on, I guess, Pinterest.

What's with us that we're like, we want everything to be European, but yet we're like, we'll

Dumb Americans.

Literally die in New York City.

We'll die in New York City.

I'm going to Paris.

When?

And London and Dublin in May for comedy shows. And I'm bringing to Paris.
When? And London and Dublin in May for comedy shows.

And I'm bringing my mom.

And we've never been to Europe together.

Wait, you're going to love it with her.

I know.

But my mom is like, she wakes up and she's ready to go.

We're walking.

We're walking.

We're walking.

We're walking.

We're playing.

You guys are walking.

Naps are not even brought up. If I bring up a nap, nap She'll pretend she didn't hear me And we'll just keep walking Now my mom will say Like preface Before she comes down And she'll say Now I wanna do something And I'm like Bitch No Who do you think you are? Sending in requests? I'm going to put Bat House decor in the newsletter so you guys can see.

I feel like it's like funky shaped couches and stuff.

Yes.

And then there's metal.

It's very vintage, but cool.

It's just a plant.

How long are you going to be in each city?

So we're doing Paris for literally two days.

Then I have to go to London for two days for two shows.

And then we're spending the week in Ireland.

Is Des going to Ireland? And Des is going to be there. My dad's going to meet us there.
And it spending the week in Ireland. Is Des going to Ireland?

And Des is going to be there. My dad's going to meet us there.

And it's the first time my parents have ever been to Ireland.

Oh my god, that's so fun.

And like, I've like never traveled to Europe with my parents.

So it's going to be like, very fun.

A lot of Adam.

Does Des have anyone in his family, like females

in his family that have red hair? No.

I don't know. That was important to you though.
You were like, I have a really important question. There are a lot of.
I don't want to put you on the spot here, but. That's what Barbara Walters you, but.
No, there's a lot of like the most gorgeous redheads ever in Ireland. You're like, oh, that's a real redhead.
Yeah, I just had a moment where I was like, wait, could you potentially have a redheaded child with, like, blue eyes? I mean, maybe. I don't really know how redheads are created.
A lineage or something. No, I feel like he, if, like, he said, oh, yeah, if you said his mom had red hair, I'd be like, oh, my God.
Yeah. You're, like, probably going to have a child with red hair.
Do you know growing up like how mean people were to people with red hair?

Yeah.

Chris, did you grow up

with the whole like

gingers have no soul?

That is like fucked up.

And then no one ever said

gingers do have a soul.

Like no one ever apologized.

As someone that was just

like an ally to everyone,

my best friend in high school

in fact had red hair.

But like she was stunning,

like one of the prettiest girls ever.

And I like,

so I feel like I didn't ever have that. Like, I never heard that.
You know, it's funny, too. I remember there was a girl at, like, in high school.
I can't remember her name now. But, like, went to a public high school.
And I used to be obsessed with her because she had, like, really long red hair. And it was just, like, so pretty loved a redhead yeah i am not against gingers i had a friend who was a ginger is what you're saying oh wait i wanted to tell you because i feel like this is like so for like the hannah girlies of the world i got sent you're like i would never i would never be this.
I tried it one time. I threw it out and I was like, you know who's like this? Fucking Hannah.
It's this brand. I think I got sent it in like a random PR package.
H-A-N-N-I. Hanny.
Should I like my Ghani? But I think they're like stealing your brand. But basically it's like, okay, they sent me this like in the shower moisturizer but then they also sent me this like spray bottle and i thought it was just like you know like when brands were like oh this is hydrating mist and you're like that's fucking tap water that you put in a bottle yeah and like i miss my face yeah like i don't care about it but i was reading it and theirs is it's like a sprayable lotion oh but it's not like lotion feeling and it's not like watery feeling.
But like if you hate putting on lotion every time you get out of the shower it's amazing. Women in STEM.
Women in STEM. I'm going to put it in the news I think Whitney Cummings was talking about on her podcast she was asking people like do you put lotion on after you shower? Every single time.
I don't. I think.
The more you put it on, the drier you get. Exactly.
I think it's just like chapstick. Because when I get out of the shower, my skin is never dry.
But you know what is dry? Tell me. My face.
And I have to put it on my face. You have to put moisturizer on.
And that's the only place I've been putting moisturizer on. So I think the government is involved.
sometimes my my skin is so dry like my it hurts if i don't as an italian that shouldn't be happening to you we are naturally very oily individuals yeah so i have a great grandmother somewhere rolling in her grave rolling in her grave but my mom does put but i thought i always thought my mom did it because she's a mom that's what moms do like she's always lotioning her hands because my mom

always rolling in her grave. But my mom does put, but I thought, I always thought my mom did it because she's a mom.
That's what moms do.

Like she's always lotioning her hands.

Because my mom is always lotioning her hand.

Where did you get the lotion from?

Why is it all day long?

When have you never not lotioned your hand?

St. Ives reenters the chat.

Get out of here, St. Ives.

A girl DM me and she goes,

by the way,

I was the St. Ives social media manager.

Yeah, I was a girl.

And I said, we love you. I said to that, shout out to St.
Ives. We apologize to the Academy.
Because St. Ives was Iconique.
No, Iconique. No, I don't know why that is that moms are like always.
Who told you to lotion after the shower? I don't know. Well, now I feel like Big Pharma.
You know what that reminds me of? I was really late to shave my legs because someone told me, like, once you start, you can't stop. But, like, you do it because you're hairy.
So I was like, I'm not going to start. It's like people were like, you have the hairiest legs I've ever seen.
It's not heroin. Don't try it.
Do you remember, like, when you couldn't, like, girls, like, weren't allowed to shave their thighs I mean you still abide by that rule if someone tells me something and then they don't update it I will never change to this day no one said you should start shaving your thighs so when you start you just shave we just shave our shins well I think like because we're not that hairy on our thighs I always thought that it was like moms didn't let girls do it because your thighs are like more sexual. That's almost like that's what I.
That's like guilt shit I've ever heard. She's like, we have a long skirt to cover up our hairy legs.
No, that's like what I thought. Like, oh, you like don going to shave anywhere close to make it sensual to have sex.
So the hair can block the penis. But I was so hairy in third grade.
My mom was like, shave it all. Do you remember the first time you heard your friend was wearing a thong? You were that friend.
You were the friend. No, I don't remember that.
I remember my friend being like, I'm wearing a th thong and me being like like i thought she was going to the strip club i was like are you at the strip club after this i went to victoria's secret i go this is what they were at the strip club it's so funny and i would have been like you too except that i had like a best friend my whole childhood who's 10 times worse than me except I had a best friend who like taught me all of these I was you and like she would be like no that's like not what a blowjob is you idiot and I'm like oh my god no I was the blind leading the blind out in these streets it was just me and my brother and he was no help but yeah i remember shopping at victoria's secret and they had crazy thongs like remember how does the thong that has like multiple strings become sluttier yeah like it has more fabric but looks insane like what are girls doing with that yeah you they're dangerous you can strangle yourself like if there that was like a moment like oh my first thong i mean i still haven't had that moment no that's insane i feel like it wasn't because i feel like the first time i wore a thong was like specifically for an outfit because like i couldn't have like an underwear again you were like i don't subscribe not my network not my forte i want us to come up with the list next episode of people's style that we love.

Okay.

Just to really have a chart.

Like, I need to visualize it.

Like a flow chart.

Yeah, because, like, I'm obsessed with, I love Ice Spice.

I love Billie Eilish.

Julia Fox.

Do your top three right now.

Off the top of your head, like, who, not, like, of all time.

Just, like, recently of who you've seen on TikTok, like, on TikTok. I also have random influencers who I think are really cool.

Like all the girls in Berlin.

Okay.

Every girl that lives in Berlin is fucking killing the game.

Like right just off the top of my head that I like have been seeing on TikTok, whatever.

I'd say Zendaya, Victoria Beckham.

Oh, you have cut people.

Anne Hathaway.

I think Anne Hathaway has been looking amazing. Anne Hathaway has been crushing.
Incredible. Yeah, Ice-Body Spinelish and Julia Fox.
Yes, but Julia Fox, I feel like, is more performative. Yes, no, I know.
It's not really, like, a fit. It's a piece of art.
I like when people look like it's the apocalypse. I'm, like, apocalyptic look yeah but for every day like yeah one time like once in a while every day is the Berlin girls yeah you're a Copenhagen girl and then at night it's it's the world's ending which it is I could see you being a Copenhagen girly like have you ever seen you should do that TikTok sound where it's like dress like a Copenhagen girly.
Pajama pants and then like that. And then see what outfit you put together.
Well, people have been calling you out on the internet because you, you're just going to bring it up like that. You, you, every now and then.
Hold on. Let's just, this is so our friendship.
Literally everyone. I'm literally giving you a compliment and like, oh, you're so Copenhagen.
You could do that. You're like, speaking of that, everyone actually was telling me they hate you.
Well, you were wearing like a Copenhagen-y outfit. When? The Adidas pants with just a random top.
And then some of the comments were like, she looks like she just threw random stuff on her body or something. And then someone was like, she looks like Hannah.
Yeah. And for a second I was like, no one's ever said that Paige dressed like me.
And then I was like, oh, because they hate this outfit. Because they don't understand what's happening.
And I said it's called high fashion. No, I loved that outfit.
When you wear baggy clothes, the way I'm obsessed with you. Like, you and a baggy.
It's so funny because Craig's mom texted me last week and was like hey page like obviously she wants you to cover up because you're being she's like can you sometimes i do think like oh my god my boyfriend has a mom every time i'm on turtleneck she's like hey i really like that outfit you should do it more often she texted me and she was like obviously you always look pretty but like i just want to tell you you i really like when you wear athletic wear and i was like that's so nice of you she just told you you need to work out she was like maybe you should maybe put a sneaker on in a leg and see if you can walk outside get some air with the mini skirts you 31 year old bitch i do have to say skorts for summer let's normalize skorts i love a skort because skorts you're free you can let the labia fly. Like, anything can happen.
You don't have to worry about anything just, like, sliding up there. You can manspread.
And it's very tennis. You can actually also put stuff up your skort.
Because that's what tennis players do. We put the ball in the skort.
Yes. Also, I didn't address this.
But remember two episodes ago, I on a rant and I was like, no one ever quotes Giggly Squad because we're so unserious. Yeah, and then they wrote a full article.
They said, Hannah Berner thinks that day is bad for women's sports. And it was like a giggler and she literally messaged me like, LOL.
And I'm like, the Gigglers are fucking with me.

They think it, like, it was hilarious.

No, it was hilarious. And then I started thinking, like, would it like just our whole, our whole persona was like a bit.

Like Stephen Colbert.

Yeah, like just our whole thing was just a bit on the internet and on Instagram.

The only time we were really ourselves was Giggly Squad Pod and like our live shows. Like every article that was ever written about us was just fake.
But that's what it is. No, that's what it was.
But people saw that and probably were like, Hannah fucking hates Zendaya. Well, this is a problem.
Tone and context are very important. And that's something someone says after they get in trouble.
But like.

The power of Giggly Squad.

We had an Us Weekly article written for millions of people because Giggler thought it was funny.

Which is so Giggly quoted.

Like, this will be funny.

Could also destroy her life.

The Giggler was like, Hannah wants me to do this.

Even though this is bad, I will do this for Hannah. I thought for a fact we were getting an email from, like, one of our agents or managers being like, guys, we know you think it's funny.
They're like, can you not talk shit on Zendaya, who's fighting the good fight every day? Oh, God. But I like having imaginary beef with people for no reason.
Like, you know when people actually hate someone? Like, that's annoying. But I having made up like that Zendaya is bad for women's support.
Yeah, like John Mayer is actively still against this podcast and he has been since day one. I didn't forget.
No one's talking about it. We're not going to forget when you go live, when we go live.
That's a strategic marketing play by your PR team. Right.
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I did Sheena's pod last week, but I told her I was like, I don't watch Bravo. I don't know what's going on.
And she was like, don't worry about it. So she would ask these questions based on something that happened to be like, Hannah, what would you do? And I was like, I'm so scared right now.
Like what? I guess there's a storyline about like sharing location. She's like, do you think it's weird if someone knows your location? And I was like, if my mom didn't know my location, I would never know where I am.
Yeah, I see. I don't have any context either.
But that is a great question. And I didn't know if it was like her and Brock or if it was like, I think it was her and someone else.
I don't have anyone's location. That's because I literally don't have the capacity in my brain, like, I barely know what I'm doing.
I don't even know what other people are doing. I definitely have other people's locations.
I don't care about them. I don't give a fuck where they are.
Never, have never once in my life checked. Ever.
My mom has mine. Yeah, my mom is mine.
And I have hers. And sometimes I do check to make sure that bitch is home.
You know? Is she not allowed to leave home? Like if she's not answering me, I'm like, interesting. You're home.
Like zooming out. Just making sure you're not in a lake.
But you know what's funny is like like, I've never had a boyfriend's location, and they've never had mine either.

I like being surprised.

Like, pop in unannounced.

Yeah, I feel like now that we're, like, in our 30s, location is, like, strictly safety.

A hundred percent.

You know?

Like.

Yeah.

Where, like, if I was in my 20s, I'd be like.

No.

I wouldn't let anyone have my location.

You put an air tag in his shoe.

Thank you. Like if I was in my 20s, I'd be like, no, I wouldn't let anyone have my location.
You put an air tag in his shoe. If air tags were a thing when I was 22, I'd be arrested.
I would be arrested for harassing and trespassing. Is that a thing, harassing and trespassing? Harassing and trespassing.
And just all around. I'm like I'm like sorry he shared his location side note about Coachella the VIP sections are like wild wait I've been seeing that general admission is like looks so lovely honestly well VIP they were showing Taylor Swift she's like in a crazy why that is.
Because normally when you see VIP, it's just like them standing in like a huge, vast, empty area. Like bobbing.
You know why I probably hate like musical things like that? Like musicals and like festival shit like that? Anything that brings people joy. Things that people can connect around.
I hate that. I'd rather laugh.

Mic drop.

Mic.

No, you know why?

Because we, I don't want to feel an emotion.

No.

Like, you know when Olivia Rodrigo, who I'm obsessed with, by the, actually, I love her style.

I love her style.

Okay.

Well, you can't have her style because that's too.

Like, you're saying I'm too old.

Do you just call me an ancient wildebeest?

Sorry, I just ate, I'm so ageist.

She's too, dresses a little too teeny bopper.

Well, yes. Obviously, I'd be more mature.
But I appreciate the aesthetic. Sorry, now that we got past her.
Our relationship has forever changed, it feels like. I think the podcast has finished.
Guys, it's been a great four years. I've been all whole year.
I've become too old. We tried to push through.
Imagine. People are like, it was definitely the Olivia Rodrigo comment that happened in 2024.
Olivia Rodrigo were this. I genuinely feel like we're going to be 95 and still be doing Giggly Squad.
And I'm going to be like, I like Olivia Rodrigo. You're like, you're 87 years old gonna be like recipes to my grandpa.
I'm gonna be like bitch you're almost with him. You're almost right next to him.
Okay what were we saying before? The VIP section is like crazy because there's just celebrities like just there. Yeah.
And then I said I like to laugh. I don't want to listen to him.
Yes. So the Regigo concerts, everyone's crying.
And I'm like, I'm not going to pay money for my childhood trauma to come out through my eyeballs. I feel like I don't need someone to sing me a bunch of lyrics for me to be like, oh, my God, that's how I feel.
Because my brain's always going. Yes.
You know, like I'm always working it. Like I know.
I've internally listened to 10 mental bad songs. There's two types of girlies.
Sad songs. You fought for your life.
Sorry, I just had a stroke. No, speaking of, I woke up in the dead of the middle of the night last night at 3 a.m.
thinking I had a stroke because my eyebrow was twitching. And I was like, this is how I go.
I'll have a stroke in the middle of the night. No one will find me until the morning.
Wait, your eyebrow woke you up? Yes. I was like, I dare you.
I pluck you. I bring you to get service.
I tint you. You're going to wake me up? Like up and down or like in and out? No, I was just twitching a little bit.
And I was like, oh my, well, I'm having a stroke, clearly. But it was nothing.
Turns out to be a false alarm. My mom was like, why? Like, you don't, you're not.
Did you call her at 3 a.m.? No, I called her in the morning. And I was like, something really scary happened.
I thought I was having a stroke or a brain aneurysm. She was like, you're not just going to have a brain aneurysm or a stroke.
She goes, and then I was like, but that's everyone who's ever had a stroke. If you have to ask, did I have a stroke? I don't, and you're still not having a stroke.
I feel like you didn't have a stroke. Well, that's just not safe.
Not true. Look, there's two types of girls.
This is what I was saying. That's what it was.
Two types of girls. When you're on the bus going to school, someone starts singing.
and then they start a whole harmonious a cappella group and I never felt comfortable joining in and then like seriously singing a full like three seconds in I'm like okay we're not singing a full song at first I thought I knew where you were going with this but I'm gonna say I've never been on a bus where all the girls started singing. Have you ever just been around and some girl's like, she's so lucky, she's a star, and then someone comes in and she cried, cried, and then they're all singing, and then you're like, I don't feel like I was invited to it, I also don't think I can sing that well, and then you're...
No, and I went to cheerleading camp. Like, no, I've never been on a bus.
You know what? I didn't do a team sport. That's what it is.
I was never in the place for someone to potentially start harmonizing. I thought you were going to say there's two types of girls on the two types of people on the bus.
It's the people that get on the bus and say everyone that sits in the back of the bus is like bad and they like are like rowdy. And like the girls that sit in the front are like goody two shoes and if you went to the back of the bus you're going to festival like you learned what getting fingered was in fifth grade you know and i was always in the back bitch i feel uncomfortable singing with people it shouldn't happen i don't ever let's just this here and now.
Giggly Squad is our witness. For the foreseeable future, for the rest of my life, I never want to be in a situation where I might have to join in and sing to anything ever.
I don't even really sing happy birthday when it's someone else's birthday. Like I let the crowd do it for that Yes.
I wrote a card. I don't need to fucking sing.
Grow up. Also, like, when you're in a relationship, I feel like there's no reason to go anywhere.
To go anywhere? What are you compensating for? I was thinking what I would love to go to is, like, a Drake concert, like Lil Wayne. But, like, even when you're there, like, who are you going to grind on? I still grind.
Yeah, like, I like going to, like, rap concerts. Because when you're, like, bopping, I like going to rap concerts.
Because then you know you're going home and having sex. That's what it is, I feel like.
Yes. I do like sporting events.
But again, sometimes it's too long. Let's do a 32-minute basketball game.
Yeah, I'm not. How did we even get? Let's change the NBA right now.
Oh, yeah. Just have the WNBA.
What's the Veronica living alone TikTok? Oh, my God. I saw this girl.
She made a TikTok. Her name was Veronica.
That's what I got from what you wrote. Posted TikTok.
And she just said something that made me. I had just never thought about it before.
And she was like, I forget how said she was maybe she was like 30 or like 29 and she was like I just realized why I love living alone so much and she was like because I'm the first woman in my family to ever be allowed to live alone like she was like my mom never lived alone she met my dad and got married her mom was obviously not allowed to live alone. Her mom's mom definitely couldn't live.
Like, we're the first generation to live alone. No, that just got me so pumped up.
Like, sorry, I'm just, like, doing it for the girlies. Like, in my family.
I'm just breaking generational trauma. No, breaking generation.
Because our daughters will never even have the thought of there's a potential that they can't live alone because there will be no one.

And you immediately were living alone.

I'm the first person in my family to even move away.

Like you had to consciously decide, I want to move into New York City.

No, I had to figure out how to manipulate my dad.

Oh, you tricked him. Yeah, to trick him into thinking he let me go.
Me and my mom had to, like, cook up a plan. What was the plan? It was basically my mom being like, I'll just tell him that you're going.
I was like, Mom, come on. She's like, yeah, no problem.
You leave on the 17th. What did you write about Therabody? The greatest thing ever.
No. Okay, first of all.
Oh, you hurt yourself. No, Therabody sent me like the leg things, like the recovery.
Oh, the full leg? Like the full leg. And I was like, there's no way they meant to send this to me.
Like this is so crazy. So I said to Craig, I was like, I'm just going to ship this to your house because like I'm never going to use this.
Worked out two days in a row and all of a sudden I'm like, should I run the NYC marathon? I can't stop doing it. I literally laid on the couch all last night in my fucking Therabody.
Just, I could run a marathon right now. I think it really does work.
Like, my legs are not sore at all. I thought you were going to say, I haven't worked out at all, but I just put it on.
It feels good, because that's what I would do. No.
No, Th No, therapy is the greatest thing that ever was invented. I was like, this is like a scam.
There's no way this actually works. I feel like people don't talk enough about the, like, annoyance of having to ask your partner to massage you when you're past the honeymoon stage.
Because, like, during the honeymoon stage, they will literally, like, pluck the hair off your toes. Yeah.
But then, like, four years in, you're like, can you like can you i have like a knot on my back and they're like well you have to really be strategic about it yeah like when you ask yes they have to be in the perfect yeah because they're like mode newborn babies and if it's almost feeding time it's too scary you can't do that you can't like get nine p.m i will literally be like yeah, yeah, I'll give you a massage. And after three seconds, I stop.
I got distracted by something. So the Therabody is great.
This is not an ad. I'm trying to think of if ever.
I got it from my dad for his birthday. It's like the greatest thing ever.
No, I talked about a lot of products this episode, and they're really not an ad. No, I will say this about the Therabody.
When I was putting it on, I was like, what idiots are spending $700 on this? There's no way. Oh, my God.
I live here now. And then a lot of people like to take their legs and put their legs up.
But I like to watch TV so that I don't know. Like, I can't see the TV if I'm lying against the wall.
No, I need to watch the TV. This is strictly a couch thing.
Also, I bought one of the LED light masks. And I was like, I can do this for three minutes a night.
You never do it. Cannot get myself to do it.
I do it 15 minutes a day. When do you do it? Different times.
Depends. Yeah, I have to just get into it.
I just, I like don't. Usually at night, like after my skincare is all done, I'm just laying in the bed waiting to fall asleep anyway.'s self-love i just put it on i keep it next to my bed yeah mine is like i think it's in a closet right now so there's like literally no chance what documentary did you watch the brandy um i'm watching that tonight i'm watching that tonight it's very interesting i never shopped there because it never fit me i never shopped there either Maybe I have like a t-shirt from there.
Well, when you'd walk in, it looked like the place exploded. Brandy Melville was not a thing, I feel like, when we were in high school.
It was, I feel like it was like when we were. Got to college.
Or late after, right after college. Yeah, so like I feel like we missed.
I just remember people talking about it. I'd walk in and it was like a t-shirt but it was like 90 and i was like and it was a one size fits all and they were like literal baby tees but they still haven't like like they're so was it a good documentary it was a really good documentary because it's just very it's all very bizarre like they didn't really know who was running the company for a while yeah who's brandy No one.
No one. That's like a made up, a made up name.
It's like this guy and he just sounds like a creep and like the working. And it's just weird.
You'll like it. She goes, it's so disturbing.
But like they're still just. There.
Yeah. Like operating.
There's a store right in Midtown. Yeah.
Or in Soho. It's kind of crazy.
Yeah. They do have good basics.
Like if you ever need just like a stupid white tank, they have them. But I don't support it.
But I've been on the road. Yeah.
This last week I was in Connecticut and then I was in Niagara Falls. Oh, this is so funny.
So I texted Hannah and I was like,

hey, I'm going to this workout tomorrow at 12.

Do you want to come?

She goes, sorry, Hannah, I'm in Niagara Falls.

And I go, I feel like that's a lie.

You know when someone's giving too much information

that you're like, that's made up.

I was like, okay, sure you are.

But no, and then you sent a picture

and it did look like an AI background.

I was like, okay, you're not actually.

Also, Hannah, gun to my head,

if someone said, where's Niagara Falls,

I'm going to go And I was like, oh. And then she was like.state New York.
Yeah, but I don't know where it is. We've never been there.
I was in Rochester, and I asked some girls, like, are you from here? And she's like, no, I'm from Rome. And I was like, oh.
And then she was like, it's like an hour away. And I was like, okay, not the ride or thought.
For being from upstate, but also I have the mom that I have, we've never done any, I've never even been to the Adirondacks. So Rochester is very close to Canada border.
And then I guess there's Niagara Falls on both, on America's side and Canada's side. Okay.
You guys, this is like knowledgeable. Yeah.
But I can't Uber, and it's only an hour and a half away. Can't Uber to Canada.
No, because Ubers aren't allowed to just cross the border. Oh.
So I had to get like a car service, go through border break in the border save Canada and I single I just I don't know these hotels like they put us up at hotels so I get there and I get in the room and there's the biggest windows ever and like the showers right there I'm like what like can someone see in here like I was so creeped out by it I was like why are There's so many fucking windows. Thank you.

No, like, I feel like Canada's actually like kind of chic. It's chic.
It's everyone's really nice and they have good health care. The only thing I feel bad for Canadians is like they don't have a lot of snacks.
No, they do. I feel like they don't have like they have like ketchup chips.
Yeah, but I feel like they don't have as much variety in their snacks. Or they don't have as good like shitty food as we do.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what you're saying.
They're more European-ish. Yeah, like you can't walk into like a grocery store and have like a plethora of options for like shitty snacks.
I might have made that up. I think you made that up.
They like Tim Hortons there. You're like, they don't have McDonald's.
Or they don't have IHOP, which you'd be surprised which you'd be surprised. I think they'll survive that one.
I don't think they are. I think IHOP is really amazing.
I don't think they do. I think I wake up exhausted like I always do.
Yeah. And around 11 o'clock, I'm like, maybe I'll get out of bed.
I'll stand up. Stand up.
Look over. Fall in Niagara Falls.
I'm in the fall. Like, it's this huge waterfall.
I go, holy shit. No, it was quite shocking.
But I do have to say, I didn't go walk there. Yeah.
Because I'm a loser. But, like, apparently when you're standing there, it seems, like, massive.
And it was so beautiful. But I was like, these are the falls they speak of.
Like, they get a lot. I don't know if it's, like.
people talk a lot about Niagara Falls I wonder if it's like a spiritual experience I wanted to learn more about it but I just like looked at it from my hotel room it was fucking gorgeous and you're like I feel like I know all there's no and that's a wrap on Niagara Falls thank you everyone thank you and see and thank you craft services we did Niagara Falls shoot day one but you know some people who are like I just want to see nature Like Becca my best friend's always like I just like being on trees Becca your best friend? My college best friend Do you have like a bucket list? No that's choo key I don't either A bucket list I'm trying to survive today key. I don't either.
A bucket list. I'm trying to survive today.
Yeah, like I don't Also, if I had something that was like, if I don't do this before I die, I would have done it already. Yeah.
Like I don't I'm fighting every second of my life to survive. Like if someone was like, hey, we're gonna go climb mount.
I can't even think of a freaking mount machu picchu i don't think it's a mount no just what is machu picchu it's in peru yeah but what is it again like i think it is in peru mount evers ain't got shit on me. On top of the world.
On top of the world. Dude, we've learned more from TikTok than like all years of school.
Machu Picchu. And that's why they call me.
You literal history teacher. History teacher.
I, like for example, I really want to go to Japan. Yeah.
If I didn't, it's okay. I kind of want to go to Japan, too, and just, like, go shopping.
I want to go to Japan, so, but I want to eat a lot. I bet that's why we go and ski.
Yeah. Well, we don't even, you don't even know what we're missing.
No, we don't. Like, that's why I don't have a bucket list.
No, talk about somewhere I want to eat their snacks. Oh, yeah.
I want to go to Japan and see what all their snacks are. Oh, my God.
They have such good fucking shit. Would you eat anything or would you be one of those people like, oh, that looks weird? No, I will try anything.
But also, if I try anything, that means I'm at liberty to spit anything out. I'll try it, but you also can't come for me if I'm like, and I'm spitting it out now.
That's so sexual. I request, no, I reserve the right to spit out anything at any time.
And go, ew. Ew, David.
I do have to say, I'm such a food slut. I will try anything, anywhere, anyhow.
Like if someone was like, oh, this is like fresh eel with soy sauce. I'm trying it.
It would be amazing. I'm trying it.
I'm deep throating it. But if a guy's like, can I put it? Nope.
Absolutely not. Can I what? Put it in my butthole.
Oh. Oh, my God.
You just went from sushi dinner to having anal.

It's a big switch.

Not that big of a switch.

Chris, do you like to eat raw sushi?

He's like, can you please stop harassing me?

You brought up anal and he got nervous and it's like it could go anyway. I'm just saying I'm so different in bed than I am like with my appetite where you know some people are like can't eat anything.
I wonder if it correlates to the bedroom. It doesn't for me.
No. Like I'm a freak.
See I'll try anything. I'm a freak in the restaurant.
Yeah. I'll try anything and basically I'll try anything.
There's really no difference. If I like it I'll do it.
Because you know they'll be like this is so good and I'm like I feel like you're lying in bed but if someone's like this is so good at a restaurant I'm like let's see let's see no yeah that's how I feel about like ordering duck oh yeah speaking duck yeah and then like getting bang from behind you know like it's the same thing for me do you order duck? okay let's, let's wrap this part up. It's getting too much.
This was unhinged. It also was the Lord's Day.
This is a Sunday. It's a Sunday.
It feels like Monday. But don't you feel so good? Like, we record Giggly before people wake up for their jobs on Monday.
This was an especially Giggly episode. Yeah.
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