Guys: Episode 122 - Milk Guys with Charlotte McDonnell & Libby Watson

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys.

Glug, glug.

I'm Brian.

I'm here.

And

for the second week in a row, Chris Jabes.

Hey, Chris, how's it going?

Hey, pretty good, man.

I'm happy to be back.

Happy that you asked me back.

Last week, last week, I guess, went pretty well because here I am back again.

And also, I was sort of excited about an insult from you, but I don't know what a milk person would say about somebody.

Like, I don't know.

Fucking oat milk drinker.

Oh, yeah, of course.

They hate it.

We'll talk about that a little later on.

So, what's funny is

I wanted to have our guests on because they are launching a new podcast.

And when I text it, obviously.

It's already been launched, just to be clear.

Oh, fuck ye.

I feel, I think we can say we're still in the launch phase.

You know, it's been less than a month.

So basically,

it's Libby and Charlotte from what's all that then?

What's all this then?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Okay, so I'm not judging you for that.

I'm like, did we pick a bad name for our podcast?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, I'm American.

And it is totally my fault.

You can't ever.

Like, listen, I'm not even going to say whether or not, because I don't know what the name is.

I have no idea because he didn't say it.

But I'm not going to say it's a good name or a bad name, but you cannot gauge it off of Brian because

he called me the wrong name.

You know, do I have a bad name?

I mean, we wanted to have a non-flubbable name.

We wanted to have a name that not even Brian could flub.

We spent hours in the lab trying to come up with it.

We should have named it.

I guess we should have just called it Blokes.

Now, see?

Blokes, a podcast about blokes.

Now, that's cool.

We could start the guys' crew.

It's kind of like the goo crew, but you got to be leftist.

And

let's not get into goo crew discussion.

Whenever there's so many goo crew members who are not leftists in a way that is really,

and that's why we're not going to get into it again, but we're pretty peeved about getting denied entry into the Twitch.

I guess it's called like a stable, a Twitch stable, the goo crew, due to our leftist politics.

But we're not going to talk about it on the podcast.

No, we don't talk about politics at all.

But say the name of the podcast, please.

Charlotte.

What's all this then?

It's what's all

close as possible.

First of all, that's a very British thing, so I would never know that.

We didn't say that in Groveport, Ohio.

You know what I mean?

You didn't said other things.

What's all this then?

I'm kind of trying to work on my birthday impression.

Defuck.

I think the fuck would have been there.

What the fuck is going on over here?

Yeah.

I'm trying to give back to my community, by the way.

What do you mean?

I'm taking the Legos apart.

As people who watch on the Patreon, on the Hotwife here, or on the

streams, they've seen I have a ton of Legos.

Now the city is being decimated because I'm taking it all apart and getting rid of it.

Now, I contacted the library.

They're like, the main library is like, we'll take a box, but I have way more than a box.

And when I say

I have

so many boxes.

Too much Lego for the library, the Brian Quinby story.

What are you going to do with the rest of the

rest of the Lego?

I don't know.

So what I decided is.

The library is fucking huge.

The main library, too.

It's not like one of the satellite brands.

Yeah, you live in like a major city as well.

The main library of Columbus, Ohio does not have rooms.

They don't have Lego Brian has physical space for Brian's Lego.

So

I go,

I'm going to, I go,

I checked Groveport High School and middle school and said, hey, you guys got a Lego club.

No, they don't, but they could because I could supply the Legos.

Now, they didn't want them.

So that I couldn't.

In theory, they could.

You're saying that you have enough that you could, that's true, probably.

You could sort of supply an entire club's worth for years and years.

So now I'm going to contact what's called the Southeast Library, which is the one I I went to.

Actually changed my life.

The Southeast Library.

Now, not

where I read.

No, in a great way.

Yeah, I know.

This is true.

We've discussed this.

You've talked about this before.

You read a couple of books.

I think one of them was by Ron Paul.

Shut the fuck up.

No, they were both by Howard Stern, Chris.

I was in in-school suspension.

I said, dat for smoking in a bathroom because there was like a whole thing.

Yeah.

You smoke in a bathroom, you get in-school suspension the first time, then out-of-school suspension, and then in-school.

It's like a whole thing.

It's kind of weird, though, because I thought you had a pretty good system from what you told me.

It was somebody waiting outside to tell you guys to stop smoking when somebody came.

So that failed you sometimes?

Yeah.

Well, they told us we're not allowed to yell anymore when somebody's in the bathroom.

So you couldn't even think to like the guy standing there and he's got his hands behind his back and he gives you hand signals.

You guys couldn't even think that.

No.

Well,

the plan actually ended up being: okay, so there is a, you know, how the

paper towel containers are loud in schools.

I don't know if you had that.

They're very loud.

Oh, so loud.

So we had a problem with that.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

Now they're all digitized AI now.

They're probably all.

Yeah, you just wave your hand in front of them.

You just wave your hand in front of it.

In fact, they don't even use them anymore, to be honest.

They mostly use wind now.

They do.

It's mostly wind.

It's mostly wind now.

Most of the places, and I wonder about that, if that's better.

I don't know.

I think in the long run, we're going to find how we were using too much wind, and we actually, the paper, we're fine.

We have plenty of paper and we've run out of wind or whatever.

There's only so much wind.

Yeah.

Oh, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We are running out of wind.

I have to say this.

And

this is not reflective of who I am these days.

We would make a nerd stand there, and if a teacher was coming, he would crank it and we'd be like, oh, put the cigarette.

You know what I mean?

Okay, so.

Can you tell us anything more about the nerd?

Like, nerdy in what way?

Yeah, we had control over this nerd as well, which is interesting.

Yeah.

Now, I'm a little bit more.

Just to be clear, yeah, because Brian, for those of you who don't know, Brian ran with like a gang or whatever that was mostly involved, mostly not involved in drug dealing and stuff.

Mostly their thing was violence.

And so he wasn't one of the tough guys in the gang.

In fact, he was the least tough guy in the gang, if I'm understanding the stories correctly.

But he had a lot of really tough guys in his gang, so they could probably intimidate nerds or whatever, right?

So Brian was the guy who went, Yeah, get him boss.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

Don't say it like that.

And porno Sean.

Porno Sean was the big guy, like, oh, no problem, you know, like, and then he would go and slug the guy.

Yeah, absolutely.

That is not how I wasn't like that.

He was actually live.

Brian was getting picked up by the scruff of his neck, and he was saying, I know Porno Sean.

Well, that was, that had some, some, some, some cachet where I come from.

Oh, yeah.

Porno Sean.

It's better than knowing like a famous guy, really.

Yeah, famous guy is not going to come defend you in a fight.

So this week on the show, because I, I, Libby has brought us

both of the time Libby's been on, she's brought us the subject, which has been fantastic.

We love it.

She's the only person we've ever let do that.

I was going to say, I thought you really, really hated it.

No, we loved it.

We actually, because you brought stuff.

It's different.

Like a lot of people are just like, hey, Brian, you know, and they're always trying to do something like, hey, Brian, let's do, oh, I don't know,

right-wing

Brush Limbaugh fan.

Let's call them out by name, Brian.

Who are these people saying this to?

Let's call them.

I don't know.

It's like a lot of people who want to do the show

that are funding.

And these are people that have been on your show.

Yeah, these are friends of ours, right?

No.

We'll just say it.

It's Nick Wiger.

It's Nick Wiger.

It's DB.

It's Mike Hale, who is always pushing us around, trying to push us around.

He's always trying to do political content.

I think he thinks of himself as like the Joe Rogan of the last.

Yeah, I mean,

that's me.

I mean, it is.

I've been told that.

So, anyway,

I was like,

I'm going to pay for it.

I'm so insulting you when they say that.

No, they think I'm cool.

How fucking dare you?

No, they're like, oh, this guy's cool.

He can fucking change the whole opinions of all the world.

You know, that's the way I see it.

So I'm like, you know what?

I'm going to, I'm going to repay Libby.

And she brings Charlotte with her.

I'm going to embarrass her in front of her friend.

Obviously, I'm going to do that.

And what I did was I picked milk guys because

I don't know why.

I started wondering.

Like, so I was thinking, this happens every once in a while with the show.

That's what happened with Fart Guys, too.

I was thinking, I wonder if there were milk guys.

Like that was the big like thing.

So I start searching for it.

The minute I find out there's milk guys, I'm like, we're doing milk guys.

We have to do this now.

This is

very important.

Were you in the midst, in the middle of an extended suckle session when you thought of that?

Just out of curiosity.

I never considered that you were going to bring that up.

That's not something I thought was going to come up.

Let's not talk about that, especially in the last 15 minutes of the show.

Yeah, we won't.

Don't worry.

Hey, let's go.

No milk ever came out of the titties.

I'm telling you that right now.

She wasn't.

I've never suckled milk out of a titty.

They call me Mr.

A long time ago.

Early, early on.

This guy's just like, doesn't.

You don't know.

Maybe you were mom.

Should we call you a mom?

I was not cop to.

I was not a baby, you know.

This guy is like, refuses to admit he was a baby.

The baby looking at the tank going, that's actually really gross.

Can I have some of the stuff out of the fridge, please?

I mean, you could have been bottle-fed, though, I will say, because Brian's parents did like fancy themselves as kind of rich.

And there was a time, I don't know, like a time when people were like, oh, it's like a poor thing to do to press.

No,

this is a different configuration of parents.

Yeah.

Than the ones who thought they were rich.

It was my actual mom and my dad.

They were not rich.

Gotcha.

And neither were my, actually, let me be clear.

Neither were my stepmom and my dad.

We know, we know.

They thought they were rich.

They thought they were because they had the convertible or whatever.

Because they had a convertible, okay?

And a camper and a Suzuki sidekick.

So you never mentioned Suzuki sidekick.

They were doing okay.

What is a Suzuki sidekick?

It's a fucking cool car.

It's like a Jeep, but like one, three levels under the Jeep brand.

Like you wouldn't get a rubber duck with a Suzuki sidekick.

You would never get that.

Yeah.

I could not begin to tell you what

you wouldn't get a rubber duck.

You don't get a rubber duck.

Do you have a free rubber duck for your bath?

Because you've spent so much time for yourself.

No, you don't get it for free.

You have to pay for it.

But if you have a Jeep, there's a big thing where you put ducks, rubber ducks in the windshield and stuff like that.

It's like on other people's fables.

Or on other people's, even.

It's like some

Jeep people are really, really.

They have their own wave and stuff.

The Jeep wave.

You can look it up.

They wave at each other out the window.

I can't remember how to do it.

It's been so long.

It's that one.

It's just the three.

It's like that.

That's the Jeep wave, I think.

Or two.

And then the, yeah.

But yeah, the, the, oh, yeah, it's two.

But so, and they also have, we learned a lot about Jeep.

We did Jeep guys, of course, as you guys can probably tell.

Uh, but we learned a lot.

And one thing that we learned is that they have, is it called, it's called the death wobble or something?

That's it.

Yeah, the Suzuki sidekick never had a death wobble.

Didn't have a death wobble because, yeah, there's a, there's a death wobble on the Jeep.

Sometimes, I guess, if you drive it like in the city or like too fast or something, then sometimes it will like just out of nowhere start wobbling and oftentimes cause people to crash and die or whatever.

But it still is a fantastic automobile.

So something that happens on R/Milk quite often is somebody takes a picture of their milk.

They post it.

Can we just say up top?

Because we were talking about titty sucking.

We're talking about milk, regular milk from fridge cow milk, from the cows.

Until the end, yeah, no, and different milks.

They come from different mammals and also plants, obviously.

Milk takes many miles.

So many many milks.

I didn't realize there's even whale milk.

You can't buy it anywhere.

I guess so.

Yeah, they're

camels.

That would make sense.

I looked it up.

I wanted to buy the most expensive milk.

So far, the most expensive milk you can buy is camel milk.

So I might buy it.

Can you buy human milk?

I don't think so.

I don't think they're going to let you do that.

I have to.

You probably have to know a guy.

I have to assume people sell it, right?

Well, illegally.

Like Gamer Girl bathwater, but it's like Game of Girl milk.

People sell human milk, definitely.

Like in the sense of it's sold very regularly and in a very official way because people sell it like breast milk for people who have issues with breastfeeding and stuff like that.

So it's definitely sold for that, but not for

like, you know, not for someone like Brian who's just like, oh, I'm going to have a crazy night or whatever.

I think you're crazy.

So

this first response.

I'm not even going to love about what kind of guy Brian is today.

I'm not any kind of guy.

I can tell you,

Charlotte, I can tell you somebody.

Any kind of guy.

I can tell you some stories, definitely.

I'm no guy.

This person goes, I can

honorly.

I'll take honorlessly.

That's a SF.

Do you think that's an SF?

You're calling out your own significant flub.

So that's another thing, Charlotte.

You know why it's a significant flub?

Because nobody would know what I'm saying.

Yeah.

Like I said, the word so wrong.

You're

going to move past it.

You're flustered.

It's safe to say at the moment.

You're sort of getting ganged up on right now.

You want to impress a new guest.

And Libby and I are sort of like, well, mostly me, sort of making fun of you a lot and embarrassing you in front of the new guest.

So I'm going to, I'll back off a little bit.

But you do.

No.

You embarrass me in front of Gareth next week.

Fucking damn it.

Out of order recording fucks me up.

This person goes like, why do you do it?

I don't understand.

Because he asked that way.

Listen.

Oh, I guess Gareth was a little bit more.

This is one time where it's not you.

I see.

This is one time.

He let it come out the way he wants it.

I honestly can say that I've never had a jug of milk well within its date ever look like this.

And I'm old.

That means a lot of milk is the first response.

It's not the kind of...

Can you bring the photo back up for us, Brian?

And it doesn't expire for a few days.

I got to tell you that.

Because that's part of it.

So this is the milk.

I don't see much.

I think there's some like milk.

There's some like pieces of cream.

Maybe there's like stuff stuck on at the top, perhaps.

It just means that I think what that means is that it's good because if you get really high-quality milk, then the cream rises to the top.

Same with podcasts.

We all know, don't we, Charlotte?

I think this is whole milk, and I think this is a British bottle of milk as well.

See?

Oh, my God, Charlotte, you are so right.

Yeah.

I'll say this about that because in America, the blue lid, that's 2%.

Yes.

Oh, really?

That would be like the dark blue, like that, probably in Canada.

2%, right?

That would probably be skim milk up here if I was seeing that dark blue, to be honest.

That's probably a skim milk if we're talking dairyland up in Canada.

The closest to a 2% in the UK is semi-skimmed, which is green.

And how many percent is that?

You guys don't even have 2%?

We don't say the percentages.

No, it's like we don't say the percentage.

I did look it up a while ago because I care a lot about the milk that goes in my tea.

It's like 2.4-ish percent coming here.

So it's just a little more than our two.

And then do you have the

homo milk?

Do you guys have a homogenized.

Come on, dude.

Oh, yeah.

I love that stuff.

That's why it's called homo.

When I was a kid, that was the best.

You would go to the store and be like, hey, there's your milk.

Yeah, of course.

Of course.

Laughing your heads off.

Yeah, it's the funniest joke you could ever say when you're about 13 years old.

It's like, hey, I actually found the milk that you like to drink.

It's this milk, homo milk.

And they should have thought of that when they were naming it.

They should have called it like homage, homage milk, or something like that.

You know what I mean?

Like something a little bit different.

Homogenized.

I mean,

of course, we, but no one's ever, no one's ever going to do the full, call it the full name, I feel like.

No, no, you can't possibly say that many syllables.

I will say, all right, two things.

One, I looked up this person's

username on Reddit.

They are not British,

which is devastating.

They are actually from, it looks like, Ohio.

Whoa, that's 15.

52% then.

What?

She's driving 2%.

That's a 2%.

Because

I would understand, like, you know, lots of creaminess at the top if it was whole milk, which is what we call homo, I guess.

Well, this person.

Yeah, whole milk from a whole

if you don't know, you shouldn't be here.

Sorry, just shake, man.

It's that good stuff.

So he's basically like, if you don't know, get the fuck out of here.

We don't need you in here.

That's what the same thing that you said, Charlotte, which is that that means it's good milk.

You just got to shake it up a little bit.

Or sorry, maybe Libby said that.

But yeah,

it sounds like this guy's kind of gotten run out.

Like, hey, you're a newbie.

You don't know shit about milk.

Why are you even here?

Well, this guy goes, microscopic particles that, when combined, can lead to the manifestation of just throw it the fuck away.

If you have to ask about milk, burn it.

So he's being funny.

Completely not true, by the way.

I think if you, there's many, the shades of gray with milk smell for sure.

Yeah.

So I disagree with that user 100%.

I quit drinking milk, Libby, because

I can't be smelling stuff.

I don't want to smell something to see if it's rotten.

You know?

Okay.

You get somebody else.

So you just drink maybe like Coke or something.

I'll hire a milk smeller.

I just thought

of just Katie or something.

Katie would probably do it, right?

Yeah, Katie probably does not.

I'm the milk sniffer in our house for sure.

If, no, for real, if there's a question about the milk or any food, it's like, can you smell this?

Because, Because, you know, we sort of trust my nose better.

Which now I'm thinking about it is kind of a huge burden to be the reason that we get food poisoning if it happens.

Because milk always smells rotten to me.

Yeah, it's got a, I mean, it doesn't always necessarily...

Well, here's something.

If you get the Fair Life milk, you know, the ultra-filtered stuff, or I think maybe lactose-free milk in general, it does kind of have a...

a farty smell, even when it's fresh.

Like, even when you just open it, it has a little bit of a

something to it that you have to learn to distinguish between that smell and the smell of like sour spoiled milk.

Yeah, I wouldn't be drinking that kind of milk.

If it's tough to tell if something's gone bad or not, then I'm still.

Oh, too good for fart milk.

Are we?

Look at this guy.

What do you not eat eggs, too?

I eat eggs, but I do complain a lot.

Ariel will cook eggs or make like hard-boiled eggs or something, and then I will complain about the house smelling like farts.

And I will be, I'll complain a bit too much about it, you You know what I mean?

I sort of like,

I won't stop giving the face as I walk around.

It really,

eggs are nasty business.

You know,

I like eating them.

They're

milk.

They fuck everything up.

They're like a famous, you know, like if you bring them to work or whatever, wherever, if you open a hard-boiled egg anywhere, it stinks like farts so much.

It's crazy.

Yeah.

This person goes, milk.

My diseased uncle,

disease, deceased uncle used to quit.

You know what that white stuff on top of chicken shit is?

That's chicken shit too.

That's a little homespun wisdom.

Milk.

And finally, this guy goes, separated milk fat.

When milk is homogenized, the fat that is removed is added back in.

What is done is they smash the fat in milk water, I don't know what it's called, through a tiny hole into a high-speed spray.

This is a milk guy right here.

This mixes the fat back in so it doesn't separate.

Milk splits naturally.

What you're seeing is that fat is breaking free.

So that,

that's a milk guy.

He knows everything about milk.

So that's the role of milk then is this is the stuff that's separating.

So is that would that be good to

crack?

That's going to be crazy, but to take that off and sort of spread it onto a cracker and eat it, would that be delicious?

I mean, that's kind of how you make butter is you put cream in a stand mixer.

I did it on my stream once.

You put cream in a stand mixer and you just kind of whip it until the fat separates from the milk, and that's how you originally got buttermilk.

That's why it's called buttermilk, it's because it's the milk left over from the butter.

Wow, I know so much about milk.

You could not have picked a better guess.

I'm a milk guy, Libby, but yeah, that

does.

So it could be actually good if you took the scrapings off the top and like spread it onto a cracker.

That could be good.

I would say I wouldn't be afraid to stick my finger in there and get a bit of a smear.

If that was a good thing, what are you doing Ryan?

No.

Shut up.

This next one I found interesting.

Now, we're going to have to deal with an AI overview because that's what the guy posts.

That's okay.

I hate.

We get all of our answers.

On the guys' podcast, we get all of our answers from Google AI.

We don't look any further.

We just listen to exactly what Google AI tells us, and it's always, always wrong.

I'm only going to read the part that's highlighted.

This isn't like a,

I'm not endorsing Google AI.

I was watching

28 Days Later the other day, and my sister was doing a Google for that, and she did mistakenly start reading the AI overview.

And

it said that 28 Days Later was shot on an iPhone 15.

Well, maybe it was.

Well, Charlotte, did you think that maybe it was and you just didn't hear about it in the news?

Because Google AI, as far as I'm concerned, is pretty much right every single time.

Yeah, they had the iPhone 15 ready for Danny Boyle to shoot 28 days later back in like 2002 or whatever.

They were like, you can't tell anyone about this.

We're going to give you this phone from the future.

Like I think that what will happen inevitably when you're dealing with the AI something like that is just pulling from like some sort of an algorithm where it's like scraping things and then you're going to have people who realize what it's doing and where it's scraping from and then they'll just start fucking with the Google AI and then they'll start doing stuff.

It sounds like maybe like that, where people are putting in there that it was shot on an iPhone 50.

Well, that's a the

famous one on this show is that I asked it if Monster Jam was a work or a shoot, and it got it totally fucking wrong.

It was like backwards.

So,

wrestling terms, you know, that's awesome.

To you guys, it means nothing because it's, but this is in the wrestling world, that's a big deal if you don't know what a work and a shoot is.

They had it exactly opposite, which is so-could you maybe, could you maybe put it in terms of milk so I can understand it?

I can't.

A rotten or a or no, maybe it's like an oat and a whole.

You know, one of them

is really real milk, and the other one's like a whole milk is milk.

So this person.

Can I just say quickly is

what do y'all drink for milk?

You use real milk or like if you're do you use milk for anything?

Do you drink milk?

Do you

guy over here?

So you do.

You You are actually an oat milk guy.

Yeah.

The only real milk I consume is

soft serve ice cream out of either

when you get to run the machine at the Blue Jackets game or out of a baseball helmet.

That's the only real milk.

Yeah, you will only have milk from a helmet.

Absolutely.

It's good.

I'm a milk defender.

I like, I mean, obviously, Charlotte knows, got to have milk in my tea.

And

that has to be real milk.

If we run out of milk and I have to use half and half, I get kind of mad about that because it really must be milk.

I use like soy milk or almond milk sometimes for making oatmeal or smoothies or whatever if I don't want you know to put milk in that, but um, yeah, and I get the fair life stuff because I find it's easier on my little tummy.

Oh, Libby's little tummy.

Oh, I love my tummy.

Libby's little tummy.

Oh, poor Libby's little tummy.

Um, I'm pretty much exactly the same.

I'm doing the 2%.

I got the microfiltered, and I need my milk for my tea specifically.

And like, I will drink, I'll have cereal with milk sometimes, but not like all that often.

But I'm drinking tea every single day, like three times a day.

So

it's got to be cow milk.

I drink cow's milk.

I put cow's milk in my smoothie in the morning.

My famous smoothie, I will never give the recipe.

Stop sending me emails about it.

You're not getting my special recipe.

They don't want it.

Everybody wants it.

Everybody's.

Is that the return of the reverb part?

I haven't heard that in a long time.

I know.

Everybody's going to be so happy that they got to hear the reverb part today.

Lucky us.

Yeah,

I put in milk, like cow's milk, into my, into my smoothie.

I'm a milk defender as well.

I'm not a big fan.

For a while, I did the coconut milk.

Like, I was doing that, but I kind of got off it.

Now I'm back to, if I use milk, it's going to be real cow's milk, old school shit.

Can I ask if there's anybody on this call who pours a glass of milk and drinks it yeah

you i will i've done it before yeah i do it yeah well i've done it before no i do it i do it i do it okay i do it i do it i do if i will have a glass of milk with uh with certain stuff you know i will have a glass of milk definitely yeah i will

yep a chocolate chip cookie or a chocolate cake a chocolate brownie you know many many desserts most definitely many of them and i don't i don't drink coffee i don't drink coffee or tea or anything like that so if i'm having a pastry or something like that then my go-to beverage with that is going to be a milk.

Wow.

You're a little baby boy over there.

Give me a break.

No, you're right.

You are right.

That is what I'm doing.

A little baby boy wants his milk with his spaghetti.

You're right to make fun of me.

You're right to make fun of me about it.

I will take the heat for that.

Sorry, Charlotte.

Go ahead.

That's all right.

I do think the glass of milk is gross to me now.

And I think the reason it is gross to me now is because a friend of mine did reveal to me once that she will not only have like a whole glass of milk, but she will pour it and then leave it out for like an hour until it is room temperature and then drink that.

Oh, no, no, it has to be an ice-cold.

My milk has to be cold if I drink that.

That's horrid.

That is, even as a milk drinker, that is so disgusting.

I mean, you're just

really encouraging the worst flavors in the milk to come out.

It's like if you're a real ale drinker, sorry to bring them back to the other.

It's like, you know, like just choosing to have it as bad as possible.

So this person posts fuck and posts the AI overview.

And the AI overview just says milk withdrawal refers to the physical and mental effects experienced when someone stops consuming dairy products, particularly after a period of regular consumption.

The possible symptoms are physical, fatigue, trouble sleeping, bloating.

Bloating?

That's what milk does to me.

That's why I quit drinking it.

I used to dip Oreos.

I used, wow.

Now, I think about it now.

I would buy Oreos and I would buy milk and I would eat all the Oreos at the same time in the milk.

And then I'd be like, oh, shit.

My stomach's all fucked up.

Oh, you'd say, like, this stuff can't be good.

It's gone and done a number on my stomach.

Like, wait, how much milk would you drink?

Because milk famously makes you vomit if you drink.

A small amount.

No, it would be a small amount.

By the end,

you would basically be a slug.

You ate the whole thing of Oreos.

Yeah, eating an entire thing of Oreos, it doesn't matter.

I don't think who you are.

I think that will make your stomach upset.

I think it's like, I guarantee 100% of the time you will feel the effects of that.

Yeah.

I ate it till it became sludge.

You know what I mean?

Like, I'd have like the smallest amount of milk, and then I'd dip Oreos in them.

Maybe sometimes I'd just drop one in there.

Let it sit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I see.

So you said about it?

I get it.

I understand.

So you're saying that like the, you would, like, dip, and you dip so hard that like pieces would break off and stuff.

Like debris would come off of your Oreos and then it started mixing with the milk and it made it into like an Oreo milkshake almost.

Yeah.

Oreo milk sludge.

And then I'd always have diarrhea the next day.

No, wait, really?

Okay.

And I was like, I must be allergic to milk.

Yeah, you should have.

Did you go to the doctor?

Did you go to the doctor to get it?

No, because the doctor, and you know, in the end, I should have gone to the doctor because the doctor would have probably said, don't eat a whole thing of Oreos.

Oh, I was joking.

Yeah, no, I don't think you need a doctor to tell you.

I do.

Like, even when I was a kid, I wanted to and definitely did sometimes eat like just a huge amount of food like that.

But I think I understood when I got a stomachache afterwards that there was a correlation between the two.

The guy goes, I feel so sick after stopping drinking milk.

So I look this up and it's real.

I'm going from between a half a gallon and a gallon a day to one glass per day for losing weight.

You can't make this shit up.

A gallon?

How much is a gallon?

I don't know how much a gallon is.

So much, Chris.

I have to say, how many liters is it?

How many liters?

I don't know, but it's the famous giant American jug.

So it's four liters?

Is it like four liters?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't even drink that much water in it.

I'm going to say I drink half.

I don't have a insane amount of milk to drink.

Crazy.

Yeah.

And

so many of them do it too.

I have to do it.

I was like, you can't beat having milk with dogs.

But I guess maybe if you're having that much of anything and then you stop it, I guess your body might react in some way, right?

Like it's used to having,

it's used to being mostly made up of milk.

And now all of a sudden...

Yeah, it is sort of hardened around milk internally.

Suddenly starts having to like work and circulate, whereas before it was just chilling while the milk was running around in your veins.

Because

I wouldn't read anything AI tells you without reading several more articles after to confirm what it says.

And the OP's like, I did.

Okay.

Okay.

He did.

And then the next guy goes, I've been somewhere between milk-free and milk very occasionally.

Milk-free.

Milk-free.

Milk-free.

I'm trying to get to milk-free, but it's a struggle.

It's a struggle.

I mean, as a guy who had to go to rehab for pills reading these guys be like

fuck i overdid it with the milk

i'm like you're fucking lucky dude is there's no like there's no way that there's there's no way that there's any validity to this that there's that there's like you can't get addicted to milk right you can't get addicted to addiction i'm just thinking because it's this thing that like you know what i mean it's this thing that like gives us life initially or whatever and i just think is there a chance that you can actually have a severe milk addiction?

I think the fact is, if you do something in that size and numbers every single day, like let's say you ate six king-sized caramellos in the middle of the night.

That's every single day.

That's outrageous.

It's an outrageous example, my friend.

It's kind of, let's see, can we use a believable example, perhaps?

This is actually an example I've heard once before, so it's ringing really true for me.

So So, let's say you're doing that every single day, you can't just quit cold turkey, you got to go down to four, then two,

then one caramello, right?

Yeah, no,

no more caramello.

I get it, I understand it's like a habit thing, yeah, you're having to break the habit or whatever.

This person goes, Uh, I definitely experience this when I'm in that week between paychecks where I gotta lock the bank account down and just live on water for a day.

Oh

my god,

going to your milk dealer when you get your paycheck to get all your milks for the week like this this is got this is funny to hear them talking about it like this person

here's a question here's a question asked on the sub right which percent milk tastes better

uh side note y'all ever put vanilla extract and sugar in your milk and microwaved until warm absolute heaven

okay so that's melted ice cream basically is what that is that's that's basically what vanilla ice cream is It's

like drink a cup of melted ice cream in the morning.

I mean, that's actually, yeah.

We're going to read some Nesquick guys here in a little bit that talk about

how they're like, I'm trying to

drink more milk, so I'm putting Nesquick in it.

Oh, my God.

It's so funny because it's like those people who are trying to drink more water, you know, so they flavor their water.

That you can kind of understand a little bit that it's like

they hate that, they don't, they need the taste of it or whatever, but they need more water but these people are like yeah i want that thing that nobody's telling me i need more of right who has told them that they need to up their milk intake is it a protein i think they're definitely they're like we love milk yeah i feel like okay i i really wish that i had known we were talking about milk guys before the like immediately before recording the episode because i'm now having this memory of a friend's now ex-boyfriend drinking an insane amount of milk as like a weight loss thing.

And I can't, I can't confirm it.

I feel like I can't do the research on it now.

I do feel like that is, is that not a thing that they drink a lot because it's like

they're getting the protein and it makes all sense.

They just grow up.

It could be part of it.

I might be misremembering.

Let's just move to this now.

This is the biggest controversy.

There are two big controversies.

What percent milk, which we will look at later.

This is another controversy that happened.

This is the maybe worst thing that happened to the milk guys ever.

I'm just going to say that right now.

Except for like if they outlawed milk or when milk was expensive.

You know what I mean?

RFK.

Maybe he's going to do it.

This guy goes, I've been drinking strawberry Nest Quick for years and years.

And recently I started finding it didn't stay mixed long and you get sort of a thick sludge at the bottom.

Not pleasant at all.

I tried two different packs with slightly different batch codes and it was the same.

Guy looking at the Nestquick batch codes.

That's batch codes.

I mean, that's a real exploit, isn't it?

Oh, I rang Nestle.

Oh, yeah, I know.

I just look, I look at the batch codes on products.

He's just picking up a girl at the bar.

Like, yeah, that's a good thing.

I rang Nestle,

and they have apparently changed the ingredients, swapping Maltodextrin for rice flour.

Oh, that's the end.

That's why then.

So they've broken it.

I'm now.

They fucked it up.

He goes.

What was the thing they got rid of?

Maltodextrin.

So this guy was a Maltodextrin fan.

I think he just likes Maltodextrin.

Now, this is a Maltodextrin guy.

Nobody hates rice flour more than the milk guys.

I'm just going to tell you that.

You're going to hear a lot of anger about rice flour here in a second.

What?

Yeah.

Well, it fucked up the Nest Quick.

I don't know what to say.

You know, because then he goes, I'm hoping enough people complain that they change it back.

Apparently, I wasn't the first to say the same thing.

I spent much of today checking the packs on supermarket shelves and buying any with the original recipe to keep me going for a bit.

To keep me going for a bit.

Has anyone else tried the new version?

It isn't obvious on the packs it's changed, but the package imaging is different.

It says rice flour in the ingredients.

Guy responds, he goes, This is making me want to try some Nesquick, I have to say.

I used to drink a lot of Nesquik as a kid, and now I'm thinking, do I want to try this crazy rice flour Nesquick?

You can't now.

We're going to learn.

Well, maybe you can get it.

They got it all returned.

You could black market it, eBay it, perhaps, get a stock up.

They went and changed an org on it, and they fucking did it.

Yeah, there's like videos on proper preservation methods of the older nesquik so that you can actually use it for longer you don't you don't need to worry about that i hated nesqui when i was a kid hated it like hated i love chocolate milk but it had to be the real deal chocolate milk which i knew they used their own stuff for but it was so much better like the stuff from the store and i always like if i was at a restaurant and i would get a chocolate milk with my with my like lunch or whatever i could tell right away if it was the bullshit stuff and it fucking like i didn't even want it anymore and but i had to drink it because it's like you seem like the most ungrateful kid and it made me so mad strawberry milk was a big tool sorry that happened to you yeah

strawberry milk is a joke to me can I and I'm sorry to people who I'm sorry to people who drank it but to me strawberry milk is like a joke I can't even imagine

no and it wasn't nest quick we used the Hershey strawberry syrup but that's how we got Gwen to get ready for fucking school in the morning and not be a pain in the ass.

It was like, hey, we'll give you strawberry milk if you get dressed and do all this stuff.

If you don't, we're going to turn the news on and you're going to watch that.

That's interesting.

With Charlie,

we're probably going to say, oh, yeah,

if you get up and go to school, then you can have broccoli, which is your favorite food, you know, because he's going to be such a good thing.

Well, that's going to change, brother.

He loves healthy stuff.

He's always just like, oh, excuse me, was that fried?

He's like, I don't want that fried.

He's like, I want it baked.

This guy goes, yeah, I had the same issue with both the strawberry and banana powder.

A real shame.

I sent a complaint yesterday to Nestle, and they responded saying that they're bringing back the original recipe, the one including maltodextrin and not rice flour.

Because people have

people have made them aware of a, quote, sedimentation issue.

I checked the recipe of Nestquick on their website both yesterday and today.

Yesterday it said rice flour, and today it says maltodextrin.

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, all of our work over these many years have finally come to an end.

We won, folks.

We won.

Yeah.

Like the whole thing.

Yeah.

I took dick streets.

Melto.

I took dick streets.

Yeah, the Melto men.

The Melto men all in uniform.

They're like getting a little close to like, you know, the real bad guys.

It does.

I'll say this.

You know, obviously.

We live in a horrible fucking world.

There is something kind of

inspirational to me me that somebody got something they didn't like change.

Yeah, but

it sounds genuinely.

It sounds like it was like, yeah, it was brought to the attention, but it seems like it was like, yeah, they kind of noticed that, yeah, there's this, they call it sedimentation.

Is that what they call it?

Yeah, they call it sedimentation issues.

But yeah, they obviously noticed that that was the thing.

But how did they not notice that in testing?

You know, just I guess.

I don't care.

I was just thinking about this, Chris, and I think what it was was that rice flour was cheaper, and they were like, well, this is worse, but we'll see if we get away with it.

And they didn't get away with it, so we're like, Fair dude, so

that's my theory.

So, these people are 100% freedom fighters, the ones who fought back against the rice flower

against Nestle and the Rice Flour.

And we'll be looking back on them in the history books, undoubtedly, like in a hundred years.

The defenders of Dextra, what is it stuff called?

Maltodextron, Maltodextrin, yeah, the defenders, the Dextra defenders, the Melto men, you know, the ones who stood for what was right.

Basically, maybe the Joe Rogan of the left might be a Melto man.

Yeah, these guys are.

What about Malto Dextrin?

Like, Donald Trump giving speeches about it?

Yeah.

Hey, they say it's...

They don't let us have Maltodextrin anymore.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

He gets in there.

I'm not going to do his voice.

This person goes two months later.

I just got the banana flavor from my local Woolworths in Australia.

Sad to say that the reason I'm on this post is because it's still leaving sediment in a bottom of my glass.

And it's so gross.

Almost like phlegm or snot texture.

Oh, I was.

Oh.

Oh, that's fucking.

I hate that.

I hate drinking phlegm and snot.

No, I hate snot.

It grosses me out the word.

Yeah, I don't want a glass of that.

I'll say it.

I don't want a glass of phlegm and snot.

I was confused as to what's happening.

I thought maybe I didn't mix it properly.

I just made another one.

This time I couldn't finish all the milk because there are now little tiny clear balls that are sort of slimy and leaving that thick sort of phlegm-like texture in the bottom of the glass.

It's so gross, and I'm weirded out.

I'm very upset.

This is real baby stuff, though, right?

Like, I mean, I know I drink milk, and that's baby stuff, but like, these guys are grown-ups drinking banana-flavored milk.

Like, right, that's really for babies.

Yeah, that's really for toddlers, right?

This person goes-Charlotte.

Sorry.

Oh, no, please, please, Libby.

Ask Charlotte the question, please.

No, I was basically just going to do a mini what's all this thing in the middle of the show, which is actually so rude of me.

But Charlotte, I was going to ask if you remember drinking Yazoo.

Yazoo, I don't think I ever...

I feel like the reason I can't contribute to this conversation is much is

I didn't get to have any chocolate milk as a kid.

Oh, that's really learning.

If you have healthy carries, it was the, you know, this is too unhealthy for me.

So these days

I drink my boost proteins in the morning and I have my, you know,

that is my chocolate milk that I get to have every morning now.

And it probably tastes better these days.

It probably tastes better to you than it does to people who have had the real good stuff all the time.

So to you, you're like, this is chocolate milk, and this is actually very good.

And it is

compared to, you know, other protein drinks, but not compared to the real deal, sorry to say.

Yeah.

This person goes, I feel like.

Yazoo was cool because it had a surfing dinosaur on the front.

That's what I was doing.

Yeah, I just sounds like a made-up name for something that, like, the Australian put, you know what I mean?

Like, one of those, like, yeah, we can, we drank Yazoo or whatever.

And it's close, so too close to Yoohoo.

You know?

That's right.

That's why it's funny, is because it's like the proper one, which is the American Yoohoo, but they were like, well, we can't do that.

We've got to do Yazoo.

Is that what Yoohoo is?

Yoohoo's yes.

Yoohoo doesn't have any milk.

It's chocolate water.

That's something I read about

this week.

And when you drink it now,

you know,

you'll be like, oh, no, that definitely doesn't have milk.

Yeah, Yoohoo's thin.

That's the issue.

It's like Yoohoo is a very thin

drink that is chocolate.

As of 2019, the drink is made primarily from water, high fructose corn syrup, and whey.

So it has one of the ingredients of milk, but not milk itself.

Nope.

I have a question.

Does it have any Mondo dextrin?

Montodextrin?

Mondo dextrin.

Montel's dextrin.

It's not mondo dextrin.

This person goes,

I found this post because I live in Australia and I usually get my banana nest quick imported from the UK.

Getting your banana milk flavor imported from a different country.

Pro, we are never fixing climate change.

But I found that Woolworths stocked it again after all these years, and I'm thrilled, but the texture was awful.

The stock at Woolworths is still imported from the UK.

My guess is it's older stock as it lists rice flour in the ingredients on the back.

Although Woolworths have incorrectly labeled it themselves to say maltodextrin.

Oh, you can't do that.

No,

no, you're not.

You think you're going to get that?

Maybe you get that past a normal person, but these people, this is, there's a lot of people out there who are looking for this stuff and they know what.

The Maltodetectives.

Yeah, yeah.

Because I say give it a couple of weeks, months, and hopefully Woolworth will stock the corrected product with the Maltodextrin.

Although, I wonder if the reason they're suddenly supplying it and for so much cheaper than importing it from the UK individually is because we get the the reject rice flour stock.

So take that, Australia.

I kind of got to get rid of it.

It's fun to have a project, I guess.

You know, everyone likes to have like a little project or whatever that they're working on and have like feel like, you know, there's like, I have something to do.

But this just seems like a not like a, I don't know.

It seems like there could be a better one or whatever to do.

This guy says the same thing happened to me because I love this shit as a kid.

Oh my gosh, I live for it.

If I did really good at school that day or didn't complain about my chores, I got the banana Nesquick.

And now my childhood memory is ruined with this imposter.

So I didn't even think of that as, yeah, a lot of these people are drinking the little banana milk so that they can remember what it was like when, you know, mommy was like, you're a good, you know, Stephen, you're such a good little boy or whatever.

It's really sad.

Okay, so I'm now looking at, I have to say that this conversation has made me think I'm going to buy and drink some Nesquick.

So it's worked on me.

I'm seeing that they have a Nesquick protein drink now.

Oh, sure, yeah.

That's it.

That makes it for grown-ups.

Yep.

23 grams of protein,

not bad.

And that's for 290 calories, which isn't actually great, but that's okay, isn't it?

We could do that.

They also still have

the strawberry powder and the chocolate powder.

Are they doing any cool new flavors?

Would be my question.

Banana is kind of the new flavor, but it's not.

In America now, I will say this, and Libby, you've probably seen this too.

This is one of the things that got me to think about doing milk, guys.

I wish I could have found reviews of it.

I can't.

We got Snickers milk.

We got Twix milk.

Like, we got roller milk.

Coffee crisp milk.

I've definitely seen that stuff before.

And by the way, Charlotte, just to be, Charlotte, you live in America as well, right?

No.

No.

You don't.

You remember that?

Remember that one time when we met in person?

Toronto?

Oh, you live around Canada with me.

That's right.

That's right.

We both lived

in the middle of the day.

I apologize.

I was not in my.

During the live show, I was really out of it, to be honest.

If you listen to the live show, I was really, I was really, my head was in a completely different place.

But yeah, of course,

you're up in the

good part.

That's good to know, actually, that we're 2v2 right now.

If it comes down to it, because

we're doing war with America.

It does look like they have Nesquick Fudge Brownie, but it's not a powder.

It's just the pre-mixed drink.

But the

like chocolate bar flavored ones, the Snickers milk or the Mars Bar milk or whatever, that I remember Charlotte.

I don't know if you remember seeing this, but I remember getting that like, you know, as a kid at the supermarket.

You know, I would get that as a teenager, like a bottle of a Mars bar milk or whatever.

There's another brand that was like

it was around.

It's been around for many, many years.

Because yeah,

when I was a kid, they definitely had it.

They had the, I was never a fan of it.

I never, I didn't need my, I just liked my milk to be milk.

Hey, call me crazy.

I bought some milk-flavored milk, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

This guy goes, the same thing happened to me because, oh, no, this guy goes, thank you for your post.

I started drinking Nest Quick again about a month ago.

All was great.

The last two weeks have been miserable with the sludge at the bottom, and I thought I had really bad powder.

It's

a little bit more.

But it's like, imagine you're just like, oh, my God, my whole world is so dark.

And then you go out onto this thing and you're like, oh, my God, there's a little light.

It's just so nice to understand people are feeling the same pain as you or whatever sometimes and to know that there's the hope is, you know, near.

This guy goes, and you're right.

This prompted me to look at the ingredients and they're different from the previous batch.

I'm glad I know why there's sludge now, but that's really sad.

The preparation.

I'm glad I know why this sludge.

The preparation instructions haven't changed either.

I wonder how we're meant to avoid it.

I've been using a small milk frother to make the initial paste and then mixing the rest into the milk.

So that's a little.

this guy's kind of like a connoisseur of

that's actually a very legitimate that's how i make um uh hot chocolate because that was always the instructions on the pack of cadbury's uh hot cocoa um was you'd make a smooth paste with the the cocoa and the milk and the sugar and then you add the hot milk to it and uh

this guy goes yeah i'm basically the most interesting person in the world

this guy goes i used whole i use whole milk instead of semi-skimmed as recommended it's making me wonder if it needs more water to dissolve I don't want to throw out a whole packet, so I might have a play.

Thank you again.

So this play, yeah.

I love the like support atmosphere here.

It's really sweet.

It's like, thank you so much for sharing.

You know, good luck with you.

They're all kind of hugging.

You know, they're doing a kind of group park of like, it's okay.

We're going to get through this.

We're going to get through the years of sludge together.

They're nice.

These milk people are nice, Brian.

I know.

They're not really that gross yet.

Like, they just are kind of nice.

I promise they're gross.

Okay.

This guy goes, it's so vile now.

I nearly threw up when I reached the bottom of the glass.

They just replied to my complaint saying the same thing about the rice flour.

They must be using monkeys to test these new recipes.

Why can't companies just leave things alone, especially recipes that have been loved by consumers for so long?

I've enjoyed Nesquick for 40 years, and now it's so disgusting.

It's

just a

40 years is too long, I feel like, to enjoy Nesquick.

You're supposed to stop.

I'm sorry.

If you're listening to the show and you're a big time Nesquick drinking adult, I'm happy for you, but it's not for sure.

Yeah, it's not.

It's similar to Legos.

Similar to Kool-Aid.

I would say.

Similar to Legos, I would say, in that it's like, of course, you can use it as an adult.

And by the way, I just want to say all three people on this call with me right now have Lego.

They were showing them to each other before.

So I am by myself here in, you know, in like trying to say that Legos are not cool.

And I'm with three people who all like Legos.

What do you have?

What are your sets, Charlotte and Libby, that you have built?

Okay, me and Libby both have the tuxedo cat as well.

Although Libby is like more justified in it because it looks like you're an actual real-life cat.

After you say them, I'm just going to, I don't know anything about Legos, but my friend Brian does.

So I'm going to throw it over to him and I'm going to say, is that a respectable set?

Is that a good set?

I got it for my sister for Christmas.

Okay.

That's nice.

That's nice.

Okay.

Are you trying to say that it's like a guy wouldn't have the set or something?

No, I'm not saying that.

I'm saying that I did.

It's not for girls.

Legos are for everybody.

Yeah.

What else do you have?

I feel like cat Lego is slightly more for girls.

That's fine.

It is a bit for girls isn't it um

i have the succulents those live on my desk actually we have those i have the the lego nes that's back that's a cool one get nuts are done now libby's showing her libby has some flowers as well some lego flowers i have two sets of flowers actually lewis bought them for me for valentine's day which i thought was very sweet charlotte i'm reassembling the nes now so that i can sell it

yeah oh you put it back together to sell it yeah they want it they want them put together when you sell them instead of taken apart because that's so that you can prove that it wouldn't have been okay.

Oh, yeah, of course.

I don't know why somebody would buy an assembled Lego set.

I have no fucking because people are now like excited to come over here and get some Legos.

I'm like, I mean, why do you want an assembled Lego?

But whatever, take them because I got to get rid of all of them.

Well, they must be disassembling them and then reassembling them themselves.

You would hope, because otherwise it's just like a form of decoration.

and that I think is

sad.

Strange

drinking either quick as an adult behavior.

They could be like actually like kind of really creative and they might be taking some of your sets and then taking them apart and building MOCs, mocks.

You guys know about mocks?

Oh, I know.

Yeah, no, I know about mocks.

Actually, I was at the Airbnb that we stayed at in Edinburgh had an absolutely enormous tub of just loose Legos.

Wow.

And I thought about sending a pic to Brian and then I was like, he's not going to care because he doesn't want want to build a job.

She would be like, what's that?

What's that going to be?

Like, what's that supposed to be?

One, a big post or something.

It's like, no, Brian, it's called your imagination.

Try it out.

This is this question here.

What percent milk tastes best?

Now, I didn't think about it in terms of Charlotte and Chris probably don't know the percentages of the milk.

I get it.

But in America, we go skim, which is basically water, 1%, which is like

pointless.

It's like a step up from skim it's for complete fucking morons yeah it's just okay

if you're a one percent drinker we don't I don't know it's I don't think you're a moron you're not allowed to listen to what's all this then if you drink one percent milk get the hell out

we will accept you we will accept you here we love the one percenters around here

two percent is the most common milk you get in america yeah that's i think that's your standard milk like if you're just if someone like orders a milk or or whatever at a restaurant, it's mostly going to be 2%, I feel that.

And yeah, finally, whole is the

whole milk, home, whole milk.

Which is the one a lot of people like.

Yeah.

So, anyway, this guy goes, I'm a 1%er.

It's the most refreshing without being too creamy or too watery.

So, bullshit.

Fuck off.

That's weird.

This guy goes, fat equals flavor.

4% is a solid start.

5% is excellent.

5.5% is nectar of ambrosia.

Edit.

Yanks can't even.

edit.

LOL Yanks can't even buy 4% typically.

That's EU standard.

You really don't do food very well at all.

Okay, actually though, this thing about dairy fat percentages being higher in the UK and presumably in Europe too is real and it is really good.

Like you like the heavy cream that you can buy in the US, which is like the heaviest form of cream you can get, is like our single cream.

And then we also have double cream and we have extra thick double cream, and then we have clotted cream.

You can also buy Jersey milk, which is like extra creamy milk from a special cow.

We really love our fatty dairy in the UK.

I love clotted cream so much.

I know.

I can't tell you.

I had it like maybe four times when I was in the UK.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, bloody hell.

So

I'm into soccer.

Did you all notice I'm into soccer now?

What is that?

That's a Miami.

Flamingo.

Is that Inter Miami?

Footy, yeah.

So you're supporting Inter Miami.

By the way, Inter Miami is like the most hated team, the team who bought all the messy and all the players, and everybody hates them.

And

they're like the New York Yankees of the MLS.

Gotta like the best team.

So anyway, they're not even the best, by the way.

You know who are the best?

The fucking White Caps, baby.

Top of the league still.

Sorry.

Well, we'll see.

We'll fucking see when my miami flamingos come in we already beat them in a two in the conca cav champions cup in the semifinals over two legs 5-1 okay 4

4 is everywhere here it's anything above four that could be hard to come by the tasting best milk weird way to say it by the way the tasting

best milk tasting best milk yeah in my experience comes from small local dairies making high-fat cream line milk so

yeah i love that i would agree probably that it's going to taste better to a certain level the more fat you have in it.

Like, you know, I think that it does homo milk tastes better than 2%, I think.

This guy goes, you can't go anywhere on the internet without someone talking shit about the United States while being completely misinformed.

I would never trash talk another country, but it's all good because Americans don't count, I guess.

Okay, so it sounds like he does sort of understand.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This guy goes, the craziest thing about it is that a ton of people don't even realize how bad it is.

And he goes, fact, there's a reason milk in the U.S.

will last so long in your fridge.

Meanwhile, here it's a week.

I can purchase 6% whole milk easily in my area of U.S.

Houston, Texas.

So there you go.

6% whole milk?

I've never seen that.

I haven't either.

I think they're going to some weird place.

This guy goes.

Yeah, they're making it up.

This guy goes, Fairlife.

The filtering process strips out the carbs and pumps up the fat and protein, essentially supercharging whatever percentage you're buying.

Supercharging whatever percentage you're buying.

Yeah, the fair life tastes like supercharged.

Skim tastes like 2%, 2% tastes like whole, whole tastes like cream.

Is that you?

You do have Fair Life, Libby.

Is it supercharged milk?

Yeah,

I would say it's freaking powered up for sure.

No, it just, I mean, it just tastes like slightly,

I don't know, like

smoother, maybe.

It's colder.

And now I say that, that sounds really stupid.

It tastes colder.

You know, like when they sell like cores or whatever, they're like, this is the coldest beer that you can buy or whatever.

That's how Fairlife is to me.

It tastes colder.

I don't know how that's possible.

I'm going to stop talking about it, I think.

I'll never try it now because you opened by saying it smells like farts.

So now,

you did do that.

Yeah, I did do that.

Yeah.

If I open it, I'm like, I don't want to drink fucking fart juice.

You know, that makes sense.

I do do love the idea you do yeah I love I love the idea of a milk that is kind of like you know it's like a certain size in like a brand or whatever it's just like yeah no oh you want like the whole milk then you have to like you have to have like the double whole or whatever you know like in this brand it's like you have to go one up or whatever I

don't what is it what is fair light is it like a It's just a brand of milk?

It's like ultra-filtered or whatever.

I don't know what they're filtering out.

But But yeah.

I gotcha.

I believe.

So this person asks a question that needs to be answered.

He goes, I love milk, specifically skim milk.

I drink a gallon a day.

It has 128 grams of high-quality, complete protein in every gallon.

At $3 a gallon, that makes skim milk the single cheapest source of high-quality protein that you can buy.

To me, skim milk is quite literally the perfect drink.

So why the hey?

Jesus fucking Christian.

Isn't the milk challenge?

Isn't that a thing of just drinking one of those gallons of milk and it's impossible to do without throwing up?

Like, is that not a thing?

As they did it on jackass.

Yeah.

One gallon of skim milk contains around 1,332 calories.

So not, you know, if you are like an average person getting roughly 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day, you're getting half your calories from skim milk if you drink a gallon of it.

This guy goes, it lacks flavor, needs to be fortified with fat-soluble fat-soluble vitamins.

Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on.

I got a better.

You ever heard of fucking banana nest quick

with the miltogextrin formulation?

Cut all this bullshit out.

Like, that's what these people are thinking.

It's really like, yeah, this is my energy drink.

It's just fucking milk and bananas and sugar.

It's all sugar.

And like I said, it reminds me of Kool-Aid, which is like not something that I've had since, well, since I was like 19 or 20, maybe 22 or 20.

I've never had Kool-Aid.

Never had a Kool-Aid.

I'm not entirely sure what it is.

I know the guy, but.

Oh, yeah, it's like a little pouch of like flavoring.

Now, this is the thing.

You're trying to sell me I'm drinking the Kool-Aid right now, bro.

No.

You won't.

I don't know.

It's worth a shot, I guess, but it's a packet and you pour the packet in.

It makes two gallons of Kool-Aid and you pour one full cup of sugar in there and then you stir it up and there.

you got your Kool-Aid.

Now, me and my roommate, we figured out a secret formulation to make it better.

That was two cups of sugar.

Many get a speaking genius.

Many people discovered that.

I think it was a very common way to make Kool-Aid, but yeah, it's like a, it doesn't get drank as much anymore because there's so many flavored water, you know, stuff like that.

There's so much sugar in it.

There's just so much sugar.

Yeah, it's just nothing but sugar.

But yeah, when I was a kid, it used to be a pretty normal thing to have some Kool-Aid or whatever.

Because just 25 cents a it's less than a quarter.

Yeah, it was so cheap.

And then if you made it ice cold with like a bunch of ice in it or whatever, and it was really cold, then it was still really refreshing on because it was water.

You know, you still got water.

I used to invent Kool-Aid Zero.

I'm almost certain that they have.

Yeah,

Charlotte, I think the equivalent for kids in the UK is probably squash.

Yes, you know, which is going to say, I drank drank a lot of ribena growing up.

Oh, God.

Ribena is so fucking good.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, I got to get some ribena.

This guy goes,

so anyway, he goes, it doesn't work well for cooking or baking or coffee or cheese making.

Titanium dioxide is often added to whiten the bluish color caused by the lack of fat.

Fat's an important dietary requirement, etc.

Skim milk is the LaCroix of milk.

Oh, shit.

So they're taking blue milk away from us by adding something to make it white?

I think it would be cool as hell if it was blue, like in Star War.

Yeah, like true.

The drink comes out of the guy on the Luke Skywalker gets out of the guy, it's all blue.

He squeezes it out and it comes out blue.

Yeah, exactly.

I like it great.

I like this person.

It's not quote like it.

It's literally a cut product.

They have to add other shit into to make seem normal.

Years and years of propaganda tell you it's quite propaganda.

Propaganda tell you it's quite painful.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did it say propaganda on their panel?

Brian.

They just said years and years before it

was the funniest British show of all time.

I don't know if anybody's seen years and years on here.

It's the funniest British show I've ever seen.

I've never heard of it.

It's a Russell T.

Davies show.

No way.

Damn.

Oh, it's got Russell Tovey, Emma Thompson,

Jessica Hines.

Wow.

This is huge.

It is really one of the worst.

shows you'll ever see, but in a very funny way.

Like, I did a, I actually turned the Trash future guys on to it and they were like, hey, will you come on and talk about it?

And I was like,

fuck yeah, I will talk about the finale.

It's just like somebody.

I'll have to go and listen to that episode.

It cracked me up.

So this person goes, it's not like it.

It's literally, so he's calling it cut.

And he goes, my great-grandpa worked in it.

This guy.

I like this guy.

My great-grandpa worked in a dairy and giggled when anyone even mentioned skim milk when it took off in the 80s because it's, quote, healthier.

He said, before the health food craze, it literally went down the drain because it's the garbage remnant of dairy not suitable for basically anything.

Wow.

Jeez.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I agree with that because, like, a lot of people do drink it.

So it's useful for that, I guess.

I don't personally buy it because, yeah, it's bad for baking and stuff.

You'd never, you would never want to use that.

We had it in the house all the time.

And

sucks.

I never drank it ever because it really does have a bad look to it.

Yeah, it's watery, isn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah, you can see through it.

Tasted bad.

Yeah, exactly.

Tasted bad.

It tasted worse, I remember, because we would get it sometimes.

We'd mostly have 1%, but we'd sometimes have skim when I was younger.

And yeah, well, hey, what was not my choice?

If it was up to me,

I would have had 75% milk at the time.

Butter only.

I just remember it tasting really bad, like oftentimes.

It had an actual different taste that I guessed whatever the fat was masking it because it tasted less like that the more fat you got.

My nan used to get actual glass bottles of milk delivered to her house by a milkman.

I have a glass bottle of milk in my fridge right now.

We can get glass bottles,

but they won't deliver.

Yeah,

Avalon milk around here and the places right down there where I live, and they still do deliver milk.

So finally, person goes, bunch of pretentious milk purist snobs here.

I like whole milk because I like my milk to be like a small meal.

But if you like skim, thank you.

Milk that eats like a meal.

You've heard of like chunky soup, soup that eats, yeah, this is milk that eats like a meal.

I like to be able to slice my milk up, and you know what I mean?

Like, what the hell?

Why can't I chew my milk?

I went to Amazon where a lot of people do their grocery shopping, and I looked up milk.

This is a 300 and this is 365 brand by Whole Foods Market, organic whole milk, 128 fluid ounces.

Let's read some reviews of milk.

People review milk.

This is weirder than Ticketmaster reviews.

That's what I'm going to say.

Okay, this person goes, Good taste.

You can tell the difference.

Five stars.

This is whole milk, which I prefer, although I do drink plant/slash nut milks.

I think it has a better taste than other whole milks I've tried.

And yes, they can taste different.

I'm not lactose intolerant, so I can say I have no digestive issues.

So I would say that it is a good quality milk.

That's a big flex on there.

Like, yeah, fucking thorough review.

I could drink this, by the way.

No tummy hurt at all, by the way.

No tummy ache.

I got no tummy ache for this.

No tummy ache at all.

I don't suffer from being lactose intolerant at all.

So it actually didn't hurt my tummy at all, which was a big part for me.

This person goes, tastes like milk?

Five stars.

I never drank milk that tastes like milk.

I'm used to the watered-down, cold, mild-flavored milk until I discovered this stuff.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh, first time taking milk.

Like

it's finally, the actual taste of milk comes to you.

That's

powdered milk.

So this is a powdered milk.

It's called donkey milk.

It's 100% organic.

No sugar added, no additives.

It's freeze-dried.

And it is $84.99.

Does it come from a donkey?

I think it does.

I can't quite figure it out.

I just searched it and I found donkey milk and I was like, let's take a look.

And it's very expensive.

It's $13.41 an ounce.

$13.

Yeah, that's fucking expensive as hell.

I have to imagine that would be donkey.

But why would you ever want, why would you look at a donkey and think, I got to have that thing's milk?

Yeah.

Well, I'll let you know.

I'd like some ass milk.

Let's find out.

This person's five stars.

Gold in a box.

I'm a health.

milk alternatives and simply trying new things kind of junkie.

That was so hard to read read the first time.

Like, I was trying to figure it out, you know?

Yeah.

Like, it's so worded, so crazy.

He goes, I have horse, camel, plant-based, and now a donkey milk on rotation.

Intake on the mornings, very nourishing, keeps me energized and full before lunch.

I noticed that my stool has improved with donkey milk.

Oh, I've noticed that my stool has improved with donkey milk.

The donkey milk's mixing my poop.

Yeah, I've been drinking donkey milk and I now don't have diarrhea all the time.

Who knows?

Yeah, it could be.

I mean, because the other stuff he's drinking is so fucked up.

He's drinking a bunch of other weird kind of milks, too.

So it could just be that he's not drinking the other weird milk that's fucking his stomach up.

Yeah.

He goes,

That I've been taking it for two and a half weeks, debating if it's the temperature change or the milk that made me almost like resilient to the colds of first fall days.

My mother, who didn't try the milk yet, is sick with a runny nose and coughs right now.

As we speak, I'm running an experiment to see all the benefits since my health is very expensive to me.

I always test and try.

You ought to try this.

God sent peace.

So this person,

it's done a lot.

And finally, this person.

Mom, it's pretty simple.

Drink the fucking donkey milk and then you'll get better.

Or you sit over there sniffling like an idiot with your cow's milk.

This person gave it five stars and said, who would have thought?

I got this for the father-in-law who profusely sweats.

It helped immensely

in stopping him from sweating.

Definitely recommend.

I noticed you're sweating a lot.

You want to maybe just gear me out here.

Try drinking this donkey milk.

Is it a known thing that it like that that's one of the, you know what I mean?

Like, what led him to buy donkey milk for the sweats?

I think think these people are into trying new milks, and I think they brianed it, and I'll explain why.

Most expensive.

It's so expensive.

Give me the most expensive milk.

You know what's going on?

Do you think that milk, they're living milk-centric lives?

So when they get sick, they're like, okay,

what kind of milk could I get to help me with this?

That's the only thing they ever think about.

I love the idea of like, oh, okay.

God.

Okay, so I gotta maybe, maybe I'll do two glasses of milk in the the morning now and then one in the afternoon and see how that helps and i'll try a banana in the morning and now summer's coming right so i'm gonna be hotter and i'm gonna sweat more so we gotta introduce the donkey milk in so i sweat less to compensate an entire like a milk regimen for all of your help and yeah that's uh i listen these people that were talking about like hearing they don't sound that far off from that like it sounds like a lot of them are very much milk is like at the center of their lives.

Everything has gone so swimmingly with this episode, we're not even going to hit the raw milk guys.

And I have some raw milk guy stuff.

So on guys plus,

we'll look at some raw milk guys because those will be, those guys are crazy.

Here's some reviews of Banana Nesquick.

Yeah, I'm interested in this.

Yeah, this is, listen, I love banana too.

I'm a huge fan of banana, you know, but I don't don't think a banana milk would be up my alley.

Do you think banana milk, though?

I loved banana nest quick.

I feel like it's a British thing.

I don't think we had it here.

Yeah, we definitely, it wasn't a big thing.

It was like, there was some sort of medication or something that we would take

that was like banana.

The banana one.

I love the banana one.

Yeah, I did like it as well, but I feel like it's medicine for me.

Yeah, I feel like I associated it very much with like the medicine.

And so I don't think I wanted to have like a banana beverage of any kind other than that, really.

I'm a big cherry head.

I love cherry everything.

And I know people are always like, cherry tastes like medicine.

I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.

Cherry tastes like medicine.

Not the medicine you take.

I mean, well, yeah, I like the taste of pills, too.

That's not some weird thing.

Yeah, like chewing them.

There's like a weird.

Yeah.

Not the ones I take now because they won't do anything, but I was going to say, is that a drug guy thing?

You chew them.

Are you going to order some placebos and just like chew on them?

Because you don't necessarily just for the taste.

It's kind of weird to chew them, even if you're a drug guy, I feel like.

I mean, I knew a lot of guys who took a lot of pills when I was younger.

And even I took pills myself, sometimes Oxycontin and stuff like that.

I didn't know anybody who was chewing those things.

Oh, I was.

I mean, Vicodin.

Especially the flavor of Vicodin and Bercocet.

Yeah.

Yeah, Dr.

House would chew them, and it would always piss me off.

I'm like, why are you chewing them?

It's disgusting.

Because I would take a lot of painkillers because of migraines.

And

it was always very important to get the least amount of taste from the acetaminophen as possible because it tastes absolutely fucking disgusting.

Yeah.

I think that's what I like.

That's the flavor.

The flavor of getting high.

And I haven't had it in a long time, but back when I was using a lot of pills, like it was always like you crush it and it works faster and better.

So we'd crush them and not snore.

I don't snort anything.

I've never been a snorter.

I would crush them on a paper plate and pour them into my mouth.

And I think it was just

a thing in my head where I was like, these are so good.

This is good shit.

Right, right.

This guy says, Zombie Lover says five stars.

It's super delicious.

It's really, really good.

I love that you can add more or less to get the flavor that you want.

Oh, yeah.

It's cool they give you the option.

Did they give you the option to actually do your own pouring?

Yeah.

It's cool.

They used to have the, yeah, where you had to, they would tell you how much, but yeah.

Well, they do tell you probably how much, but I think they probably, Nesquick is.

I figured the guy out earlier.

They give you a range.

You know what I mean?

Like, here's a range of.

Well, I think they tell you how much, but he's just saying, listen, here's a little, here's a little fucking piece of advice from a guy who's been drinking a lot of Nesquick.

You don't got to follow the rules on the back.

You can pretty much put as much or as little as you want in there.

He's just giving you a helpful hint.

He goes, it it was a nice size and it was delicious.

We will order again.

This person goes, one star, nasty milk mix.

This is the nasty drink of the day.

It tastes like...

Nasty drink of the day.

I think I was definitely going to say.

Yeah, I thought, yeah, Piss was on that list.

Let's fucking do a nasty drink of the day segment.

That is something.

Hey,

let me steal that for the podcast to make sure that we do an episode with that in it before this gets released so that we can say it's a good thing you don't you don't got to worry about this this this won't come up for like a month and a half

tuesday oh seriously tuesday yes

i gotta i gotta edit it this is the nasty drink of the day it tastes like tree bark trust me i had a i had a glass of it and i don't think i can drink milk again Don't waste 10 bucks for this and you can return it properly afraid they would have to taste it.

So I don't know

that

he was kind of was a run-on sentence.

It seemed like he was super fired up.

Do you know what I mean?

And he was like, he was seeing red kind of, and he was just like typing really angrily.

He went Leary mode.

He did, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm thinking about this person, one star.

I'm thinking I'm about to get a regular size like they have in store, but that thing is super small.

You can buy the right size in a store for cheaper, but just different flavors.

Well, I promised it.

We are in the last 15 minutes of the show.

It's time.

I went to

r slash milky milk milfs

sorry can you can we just get that again milfie milf you went to your bookmark i don't have bookmarks

yeah and i went to r slash milking dairy farm first

i thought that it would be guys sucking milk out of a peak cow it's kind of weird it's not I'm going to tell you the truth, it's not.

It is ladies spraying their breast milk on their camera.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't like that.

Those are expensive.

Yes, but I think if you're on like OnlyFans or something,

people love it.

Do you have to get like a special, like a GoPro or like a waterproof camera or something so that you don't fuck it up?

Yeah, you got to get the clear plastic in front.

Put the plastic on it like it's gallon.

Clean it real easy.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

This guy goes, or this woman goes, I love feeding strangers.

What does that make me?

And then she, the flare is showing off.

First guy goes, my next meal.

Thanks for sharing.

He's using a lot of fire emojis, heart emojis.

What is the

purple devils?

The purple devils are always coming out when the old men are horny.

What are they responding to right now?

A lady spraying milk at her camera.

And it's just like a photograph of her with a

photograph.

It's a video.

That's why this was unsettling for me to look at.

So it's a video.

And is it like a pornographic type of video?

And let me tell you, I don't know why, but if I go to a gross Reddit

page,

none of it's blurred.

And then I click on it, it's blurred.

I don't know how to fix it, but it's not cool that like I go to this page and it's just, I'm seeing ladies milking their titties, like crazy, so much of it.

And I was in front of my

wife, and

it just looks weird when you're that seems like a skill issue, I think.

Going to

milky milk ladies in front of your wife, I feel like I would say that.

Yeah, she cleaned up.

She was in the way.

Let's just say.

She was in the way.

Yeah, get out, get out.

I need to look at the milk ladies.

She was in the way where, yeah, because she doesn't come into there where you're doing, where you're at your computer right now.

I don't know if she's ever been in here.

So that's odd.

That's very odd.

But

how is she able to see that you were learning?

You're doing the same room.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You're doing it right out.

You definitely could have done that at a better time.

Yeah, for sure.

Sounds to me like maybe you wanted to drop a seed or whatever.

Oh, my God.

She can't.

Drop a seed.

And I didn't even mean it in that way.

I was going to say.

Yeah, then that is inevitably.

That's exactly what I thought you meant.

I thought this was some kind of horrible phrase that maybe charitably that you had read on the show, but maybe you would just come up with yourself.

I meant like plant a seed.

No, I'm dropping.

I'm sorry, wife, you got to go out.

I got to drop my seed right now.

Drop a seed.

Brian was, when Brian plants a seed, he drops a seed.

Yeah.

Again, all over the place.

This person goes, I would love to drink from your flowing boobs.

Oh, God.

I hate when they say boobs.

Yeah, I know.

Saying so weird in a sexual way is really funny.

Like when you're trying to be the guy, like, oh man, I'd really love to lay you down and then just suck on your boobs.

I don't think, you know, honestly, I don't think I've really ever had cause to say boobs rather than tits, you know?

Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I would, yeah, I guess only when we're reading chive pose.

That's the only time I'm like, oh, let me get a suck on them boobs.

Oh, the audio of that.

It's freaking funny.

Hey, everyone, don't take that clip.

Yeah.

Oh, I won't be using that as a sound alert for my stream.

No.

Oh,

can I lick your boobies?

Oh, no, it's so horrid.

It is.

It really is.

Ooh, baby.

You got some nice boobies.

It's like thinking about a British guy saying, you've got a great bum, you know?

And that sounds weirder over here.

Yeah, even weirder.

But even to me, I think that sounds absolutely pathetic.

This guy goes, can I be a good person?

Can I see your bum?

This guy goes, can I be the next stranger?

This person goes, because she has, remember, what does this make me?

This person, I like this person.

This is a Casanova.

A kind and generous, nurturing woman, just as you were made to be.

That's really cool.

See, because you guys are thinking, like, oh, everyone that's in these comment sections is going to be a gross, creepy guy trying to get laid.

But no, there are still some upstanding, classic guys that are left.

And some of them are very intelligent.

They just happen to be in a forum like this.

Chivalry is not dead.

This person goes, this person just says, God damn, I call Dibs.

Dibs.

And finally, this person goes, my milky, sexy cow.

So much delicious milk.

Yeah.

I love when a guy calls me a cow, but he is a positive thing.

We've got a couple of ladies on the show here.

How would you like it if a guy was like, hey, I'd love to suck on your otters, you cow?

I will not defend them, but will say it seems that that is part of the language of the crew.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean?

I'm not surprised.

Yeah, it makes sense because they're milking.

Like, she's literally like spraying milk out, like, in the way you'd milk a cow.

So it's less, I feel like it would be less insulting in this world.

And crucially, I think, you know,

not a mother myself, but I'm pretty sure that's not how you feed a baby.

I don't think you should kind of aim it and squirt, you know?

I think we have a different approach.

It's very smart not to do, though.

It's not how you do it, definitely.

And I live with somebody who currently has

milk in her breasts and feeds a baby.

Okay, Brad.

And I will say that

Ariel, I will say that she has, and she did as a joke like a couple weeks ago, like three weeks ago, because I'm always like, don't you squirt me with that?

You know, like, I'm always like saying it as a joke, like, she's just naked.

Like, I'll be like, don't you dare squirt.

And she did it as kind of a joke, and it squirted out far.

I'm sure.

But it's a small amount.

It's like a little, you know what I mean?

Like, it's like a tiny amount.

But yeah,

no, not at all.

In fact, I was trying to imagine Charlie like trying to, I was going to say,

it could be a fun little game.

Yeah.

As he gets a little older and he starts to, yeah, yeah, it could be fun.

Like that game at the fair where you have to shoot in the clown's mouth.

Yeah, there you go.

Exactly.

He would love that.

Anyways, Arielle loves when I talk about her on the podcast.

Let's see if she still does.

Hi, Arielle.

How you doing?

Oh,

she did want to mention, this is a big plug for your podcast, is that she is a big fan of your podcast, listens to every, and is a Patreon subscriber as well, and said she wanted to pass on how good it is and how it's so nice to not have to listen to guys podcast all the time is what she said

oh my god that's so nice to hear i hope she enjoys uh next week episode which is uh uh milk blokes

well we're finally to our last one milky milfs

uh this is from yummy milf for you and she goes uh sprays for the neighborhood so she

is spraying onto the camera.

And let's get some comments here.

They're really good.

These people really acted normal about it.

This person goes, I wish I was your neighbor.

Such delicious nectar.

That should be going into a mouth.

Oh.

It should be going into a mouth.

Okay, here's a question about this.

When it comes to recording video of yourself, you know,

having milk come out of your breast, is the spraying coming from the fact that the footage of just a nipple right up to the lens is not really going to like, it's not really going to tell a story, you know?

Yeah.

Because then you're just, you know, the experience of, I guess, just, you know, drinking from a breast normally is just, it's just kind of dark and you're just looking at skin.

So does the spraying mean that it does does that format come out of the sort of limitations, I guess, is my favorite.

I see, so like that they're imagin, they are imagining in the video drinking from the breast.

That is what they want to imagine, that they are a little baby and that they're drinking the milk.

But it doesn't hit as much if you can't see the face, you know, so you have to have the, hey, hey, check this out, you know.

I think it's a good thing.

I just want it, like, I think they also want it all over them.

You know what I mean?

Like, they're shirts.

That's my question.

Oh, I think that's a good idea.

It's like, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a bukake, but with milk eyes.

Oh, no, I totally.

Yeah, to be honest, I think some of these guys might be a little fucked up.

Yeah.

Well, I was really genuinely hoping that there were guys that like to pour milk all over each other and have sex together.

And that didn't seem to exist.

I looked for it in all different ways.

I was searching like guys that pour milk on each other and have sex with each other.

Hey, guys, listeners, if any of you guys do that or maybe have thought about doing it and you want to write into the show and say, you know, what your experience was like, I'm sure we'll be able to get a lot of things.

Oh, you got to send the video too because anyone could just write it and say that they did it.

We want to see some sort of

a shit.

This person goes, wow.

This is all caps, by the way, and a lot of emojis.

Wow.

So awesome.

Milk.

Wait until I get the

wait until I get the cup and the cereal.

Oh,

he's going to use it for the cereal.

Yeah.

Hey, that's actually nice.

So that's actually smart because he's like, he's getting horny, but he also needs to have his breakfast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This guy, Big and Heart Ate.

is this guy's name.

And he goes,

I'll drink it all up, mommy.

What do you think?

Five?

Which that guy's going, what, five and a half, six inch cock?

That was it.

Using the eight moniker in there.

And then afterwards, he's like, what did, no, no, that's just like, wasn't my favorite number, girl.

Yeah, no, I was not, I was not implying anything, and you can't hold me to this.

I'll feel bad about this, but if I don't do this,

I'm a baby.

I need some movie juice, mama.

That's from

Man Cow, one of the most famous radio hosts from America.

That was one of his stingers.

This guy goes, mommy, and just a sweaty emoji.

And finally, at the end,

this guy just says, fabulous flow, wish you delivered.

Flow?

Yeah.

It's like a fountain of milk.

It's so, listen.

I'm not open-minded at all.

I'm going to say that right now.

I'm incredibly closed-minded.

Yes.

But even this is like,

I find this

weirder than the fart guys that are like, you know,

sit and whack me off and fart in my face.

Yes.

Like, I find that almost more normal than this.

You know what I mean?

There's something about the milk that is a bit weird.

If the milk turns sexual, it's obviously weird because the milk is like, you know, obviously comes as we've been discussing.

It's sort of the thing when you're a little baby that you get from your mom's breasts oftentimes.

Yeah, and so it's it's kind of odd when you start sexual, you start to wonder if maybe there might be something like I'm not like uh I'm not smart about that, but if there's something going on from their childhood or something like that to make them

so obsessed with it in that kind of way, it has a more

troubling, darker undertone for sure with the whole sort of mother thing.

Um, it's when they're literally saying, Mommy, mommy, yeah, mommy, mummy, mommy, squirt your milk on me.

Yeah, it definitely, it's a little weirder than the farts in that sense because the farts, they don't have to do with their mom.

You know, they're just kind of nasty.

Well, they could

mommy fart on me.

Yeah.

It's mommy, mommy, please fart on me, mommy, please.

Another perfect sound alert there.

Thank you, Brian.

Reverb fart.

Reverb fart.

It's very popular.

You guys might, it's very, the reverb fart is very popular.

It's one of the most popular segments on the show, to be honest.

Wait, oh, I know.

It's so funny when it gets, when we play it, and I forget about it because the episode's coming out next week, and there's just people like, oh, the reverb fart was on there.

Bob, bro, what a great one.

Like, honestly, it's a, it might be, if you guys don't mind, the episode title might be like,

we might list a guest as a reverb fart and then we'll put you in the description and everything.

But it's like, people get pretty hyped about reverb fart no way no

guys featuring reverb fart oh it's two women i guess

two women we did the reverb part twice and we did the booby juice sound effect yeah i mean this has been a yeah absolutely old-timer for i mean those guys are absolutely eating the ones who are fans of the uh oh yeah i was being like that yesterday because i wanted to diet Dr.

Pepper, but there weren't any in the refrigerator.

And oh, I was seven-up cherry zero, and I was in the kitchen.

I swear I was doing it.

I was going,

I want my Dr.

Pepper.

Why didn't you just go get a Dr.

Pepper?

Yeah, that was actually my question.

Was did doing that make a Dr.

Pepper appear?

Oh, it actually just made my wife and daughter crazy.

I hate you.

Yeah.

He lives right in the city and just like very close to everything.

I have a diet, Dr.

Pepper, in nine minutes.

Well, that's not even

a halfway drunk.

It's quite a while.

It's more than a while.

That's quite a while, actually.

I'm trying to think.

I could probably have one quicker than that.

It's a red from a restaurant, though, not a can.

No, you got to be able to get a bottle or can.

Okay, well, then

I could have one in five minutes.

Seven minutes.

Seven minutes.

So anyway.

You didn't know I couldn't.

Fuck you.

No, I couldn't.

I absolutely could.

You've been to my house before.

You know where the

safety is now.

Why don't you guys do it right now?

Yeah,

we'll run the show and we'll time it.

On stream, on stream, Brian, this coming Sunday, I will leave and go get a diet, Dr.

Pepper, and come back within 14 minutes.

Well, now, my neighborhood is insane right now.

Ariel just came in the room.

Ariel just came in the room and said, lie.

No way.

She's telling me I can't, but she's, it's because she doesn't walk as fast as I do.

I'm incredible at my side.

A long stride, yeah.

Yeah, I'm a tall guy.

I have a long stride, and I walk with purpose.

I will say that.

Me too.

My neighborhood's been crazy this week, so it might take a little longer.

It's just there's a lot going on.

There was a taco festival that

went crazy.

They banned teens, period.

They banned teens?

Yeah.

That's fucked up.

You can come in 10 and under if you're with a family.

Obviously, a 10-year-old can't come without their parents.

So 10 years old or younger with a family or 21 and up.

21?

Yeah.

No.

Holy shit.

That was crazy.

There was a fight.

Okay.

Last year and this year, by the way.

And it's like, we have these festivals all summer.

Like we do festivals all summer long.

Kid Rock a little bit.

And that never happens.

That was Kid Rock.

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long.

Oh, my gosh.

All right, that's the show.

I'm not going to make you feel too comfortable with me.

I feel like you still need to be more embarrassed.

We need to be more scared of Charlotte for sure.

Not me, but definitely Charlotte.

Charlotte, I want to apologize that you made Brian comfortable enough to do that at the end.

Singing sweet home.

We was trying different things and we were smoking funny things.

Oh,

this always happens.

I do know this song.

It always happens when Brian starts singing his song is I realize, oh, I do know this.

He's just, he's not singing it in the right key or anything like that.

Well, that's the show.

You have anything to plug?

Obviously, you do.

Obviously, we have some.

Obviously, you do.

And what's the podcast, Brian, that they have to plug?

What's all this then?

Yay!

Chicken Brian!

Let's go!

He's got it written on his screen.

I saw him read it.

I don't, you know what's on my screen right now?

Titties.

What percent milk tastes best?

Oh,

there's no titties on there.

All right, I was close.

I don't look at titties while I podcast.

No, you just look at them when your wife and daughter are in the room.

Well, my daughter, first of all, is 20 years old, so it's not weird.

No, no, I didn't say it was.

I'm just saying that's the story you told.

Hopefully, it wouldn't have, it wouldn't be, yeah.

Like, hopefully, even if she was younger, it wouldn't have been weird.

I wouldn't have been doing it back then.

No, so you paid for her.

Okay,

what's all this then?

It comes out on Mondays, bonus episodes on Thursdays, Patreon.

Um, It's really far.

We talk about British stuff.

And, you know, I don't know anything about Britain.

So

well,

you better think of something that you want to do because you're going to have to come on and pick a topic.

You will have to come on.

Chris, I was hoping that you would maybe do Manchester United with us.

Oh, yeah, they're at the height of their, right now, they're just really fantastic.

There's a lot to celebrate.

Yeah.

That's my understanding, too.

That's true.

I love that.

Yeah, they finished.

They're the worst that they've ever been before.

That's my team

yeah miami yeah full amingo guys and that

i think that's what it is and you know if you want more guys patreon.com slash guys podcast i also want to make sure i say at the end of this episode if you missed the stream

twitch took my account away completely they said you can't have it because you might murder somebody apparently

permanently banned i mean listen it's more complicated than that we got suspended twice and brian refused to change the name even after the suspension.

So it really was our fault.

So we're on twitch.tv/slash not even a show every Sunday night at eight o'clock.

So coming except for when there's wrestling on, there was wrestling last night.

One of the best shows I've ever seen.

But all right.

We'll see you all next week.

Goodbye.

Next week, Gareth Reynolds.

I know we already talked about it on this episode.

Okay, great.

Bye.