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Hi, guys.

Hey.

I guess guess let me do that welcome to guys a podcast about guys.

I just have to do that

You tarpers make me sickers up here too you get signed down so you guys sees that there's an actual tarp someone's brought here

And you thought I was fucking bad

Because I don't tarp, but that's a Chris thing.

I mean you do tarp and some other family members of yours here that are also guilty of of tarping.

I think we can all agree that you tarped and it was despicable.

That was them that did it.

Yeah.

Have anything to do with me?

How you guys all do it?

I don't know why I just did that.

That's very unlike me.

So we're going to do some guy stuff.

Does that sound good?

I found some posts on a subreddit that I go to sometime.

It's called R slash Swingers.

I say this a lot, but it's the worst knowledge I have in my life.

It's because I can't share it with anybody, really, except you guys.

Because if I ever were to bring it up,

I could never convince someone that I'm not in the fucking lifestyle.

We're kind of honorary in the lifestyle.

Like, we know as much as anybody that's in the lifestyle.

Yeah, I would say that even though we've never participated, we probably still have a little bit more respect than single guys, I would say, most likely.

Well, that's funny you bring that up because I read

this post right before we came up here and it says something just as rare as a unicorn.

Are decent single guys?

For all the crap that single guys get, it's worth mentioning that there are some who are genuinely nice people.

It's not worth mentioning at all.

There's not enough of them for sure to bring that up.

But it's a search.

My wife and I did have such a guy friend.

He was a bi-male like myself.

Very respectable.

When they bring up respect, like like these things, he was very respectable while he was sucking on my dick.

Yeah, it's important.

It is, it is.

You don't want to.

He goes, alas, he had to return to Europe to take care of his mother.

Holy shit.

This guy does sound like a catch.

I'm picturing him like super French hot guy.

And he's, holy shit, okay, I'm getting a bit too.

I'm picturing him like a nasty rat you gotta chase out of the fucking club.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But that's different.

It sounds like this guy is a bull, and that's, of course, we know it's a different.

That's a different designation.

If you're a single guy, you do want to try to elevate yourself to the status of a bull.

But you gotta have either a, you know, you gotta have a real, real big one.

Imagine how mad these guys are at this guy's mom.

Like, for getting sick.

Like, fuck.

How selfish to be the only good single guy and go to Europe yeah how how sick is she because that uncut caught

I picture him uncut

it's not easy to find a decent polite buy guy let me tell you I work with one

They are fucking horrible.

I'd say they're almost as rare as single women.

But after nearly nine months of looking and many false starts, I think our search paid off we met a guy we talked to online and he was extremely nice in person exactly who he said he was once we'd had a little something to eat and drink we went back to our place and had an awesome three-way we plan on doing it again so for those single guys out there there are couples looking but you have to be genuine and not creepy that will get you a long way

And yeah, you notice it was mentioned they were who they say they were.

That was I think that's some like I'm just picturing a football.

They are who we say

That's a big issue is they'll say like hey yeah, green.

Yeah, it's a big issue in the thing because they'll say like hey I you know, they'll send a picture or whatever and then they'll show up and it'll be a different person altogether.

It's a classic fucking single guy move.

The best single guy move is my wife doesn't live with me or my wife is at home.

She's taking care of the kids and I got to go out and do all this sucking and fucking without her.

But she loves that I'm doing it.

She gets on the phone.

I talk to her afterwards.

I tell her about all the stuff I do.

Yeah, and they'll do sometimes.

They'll have their cell phones out and stuff, and they'll be like, oh, honey, do you need me to get something on the way home?

As they're walking into the club, you know, so people don't think they're single, but it's all part of the fucking.

I love this first response to this from Exciting Couple 77.

You're exactly right.

It's super rare.

We thought we found one, but she got 99% of the attention, LOL.

I'm thinking this guy wasn't a single bye guy is like one of the things that I'm getting from this.

You know?

Yeah, he was hoping to get involved, and he was just, he was just, he was in watch mode, which some people are really into as well.

Some people just like to watch, and that's okay as well.

He was just so horny.

He's like, I'm fucking by.

And then he went there and just fucked the guy's wife and ignored the guy.

That was the problem.

Yeah, it might have been a bye lie.

Yeah.

That's a classic one they use as well.

They've got so many tricks.

It's unbelievable.

It's honestly hard to like to beat them in the end They in the end they will probably have sex with you

This second guy just goes manicorn.

So that's a man unicorn.

That's kind of nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's cool Yeah, and then flimsy leather 3929 said there are however solo men in the lifestyle who are highly partnered and also play solo both of my polymal partners do, and they're sought after.

So that's a different kind of single guy, but he's not really a single guy.

Yeah.

They call him a solo guy.

That's the woke version of a single guy.

Yeah, you can't fool me.

You can't come in.

Oh, hey, nice to meet you.

I'm a solo guy.

Shut the fuck up.

I know what you are.

If a million people just went to their profile and said, no solo guys either.

I know what you're doing.

And then one last guy goes, LOL, we have more unicorn than decent single guys.

So they're harder to find than a single woman.

So that's nice.

This next one is really weird.

This guy is really something.

Boldest Pete says, Question for the single males out there.

Do you think you would have any interest in a situation where you were invited by a couple to their house and told you might have an opportunity to join them in a threesome or whatever?

Perhaps a fun/slash unique competition.

More specifics below.

I've had a few conversations recently about the unique dynamic of my relationship.

We play with couples, single women and men.

More accurately, she plays with single men during male-female-male scenarios.

She loves when I surprise her with a threesome type experience, not cuckholder, hot wife, per se.

Yeah,

that's the bull I was speaking of earlier.

They're involved in the hot wife scene.

For many reasons, not the least of which is the thought and imagination that I put into them.

No two experiences have been at all alike.

One idea I had for the next one was something like this.

Invite two single men over to the house.

She is blindfolded and has no idea what's going on.

Tell her that we're going to have a sex competition and she's the judge.

Different events where they get an opportunity to compete for a few minutes.

Different events.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe something like massage, fingering oral, fucking doggy, etc.

So it's like a whole pageant.

It's a single guy pageant.

I love this.

I'm going to pitch this to one of our clubs.

What do you mean, one of our clubs?

Maybe, what's the one?

Shit, I just forgot the name of them.

Trapeze Atlanta, maybe?

Yeah, no, I can't.

I don't have them off by.

I don't.

We're going to look at one of the better ones tonight.

Yeah, I know Oasis.

DC Oasis?

Yeah, that's a nice one.

What's Sex Tom's Club?

Big, nasty.

Thank you.

Freedom Acres.

Tom used to run that place, and it was better when he ran it.

And you can't.

He won an award.

I saw him accept it.

That's Tom from Tom's Trips.

No, wrong Tom.

Tom from Tom

Dallas Tom owns a Dallas club.

But Dallas Tom,

you're time, Tom and Bunny owned a club as well.

Tom from Tom and Bunny owned a club.

No, they didn't own a club.

They ran Freedom Acres.

And Tom is not, and to be clear, Tom is a different Tom than the Tom who owns Tom's trips.

Who might be dead?

He passed away, rest in peace to Tom.

He tragically passed on.

He tragically passed away, and you're not going to guess what happened to him.

It was just as nasty as you're thinking.

I can't believe they're all named Tom.

It's like

every time a new guy is like, hey, I'm Tom, and it feels like they're doing it on purpose.

I don't think they are.

She would say who finishes first or second in each event.

And we could have points associated where if you finish, and eventually we'd have a winner.

Maybe the winner gets a perk like finishing on her face.

That's nice.

It's not much of a competition, but rather just foreplay under the guise of a competition.

But win or lose, need to make sure everyone leaves happy.

A four-way is certainly less daunting.

So

the people in the subreddit were not accepting of this at all.

They weren't real happy with this scenario.

Yeah, it's a bit of an odd suggestion.

I feel like it wouldn't work very well, I don't think.

I mean, somebody goes home.

a loser at the end of the night.

And I think you don't want that after a big night of hot sucking and fucking, you know?

Yeah, I think it would be horrible to like go because you'd feel a little bit like

does the loser still

I guess he gets to like he doesn't get to finish on her face.

That's one of the things he doesn't get.

I think he gets a couple.

I think he so he gets to finish, but then he has that little bit afterwards where he kind of feels a bit bad about himself, you know?

Like you sort of feel a bit bad about yourself afterwards, usually.

Is that not, am I the only one who.

You feel a bit bad, but then in this case, imagine that.

You're like feeling, you like do it and you're like, ah, you got that awkward feeling.

And then somebody's like, yeah, I don't want you.

I want him.

Then you have to walk.

That is the walk of shame.

Like, legit.

That is a real walk of shame.

Yeah, you know, oh, my God.

I'd love to follow the, like, if this was a reality show, then you get to be on TV at least, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not sure.

First guy says.

It happens.

Sometimes in the podcast, you'll say whatever.

I'm like, oh, yeah, most definitely.

It would make a great show.

Seems like an impossible amount of effort will go into finding acceptable contestants.

So that guy just uses it as a chance to swipe a single guy.

Yeah, the guy's like, good luck.

Good luck finding four decent single guys to compete.

It's insane.

We got to stop.

We can't spend so much time.

This guy goes, only if all the men were by and the wife has to sit in a chair by the bed and watches her husband getting spit roasted by the two losers.

That's an interesting.

What a fucking night, man.

And that's an interesting.

So, because then the guys will still get to, you know, do it or whatever.

That's an interesting thing.

Yeah, I like that.

I don't mind that.

Yeah.

It's so much, it seems like everybody would be pretty tired, but you really want to be hydrated for that, you know.

This is how I go, oh, yeah.

So the next guy goes, I'm not proud of it, but this turned me on.

So now the threads turn really on.

I think that's normal.

This in-depth discussion about having sexual intercourse sort of got me going a bit.

And a guy goes, bah, you should only be ashamed if you weren't turned on by something so hot.

So you should be at, you guys should all be pretty turned on right now.

Is anybody round of applause?

Be honest about it.

Round of applause.

Is it who's turned on by this?

Yeah, it's all right.

So this guy goes, it's actually an idea I had for bye week at Hito 2.

Have a sign-up sheet where wives could volunteer their husbands to get spit roasted by single buy dudes while the wife watches.

I'll have to wait until buying Apple next year because Hito 2 was all booked up before I heard about it.

Holy show, okay.

So, what's it?

What are the week on that?

I got a bit of vacation time coming up.

No, you don't.

Imagine that's my boss.

Think about that for a second.

I'm trying to get a mortgage

and I need him to write something for me and like give me like a bunch of stuff.

I'm like trying to explain to the person at the bank, like a real person

with a bank job.

I'm like, no, no, I'm trustworthy.

Just ask Queber.

Well, you could leave that part out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You could never say that name again.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Thank you so much.

He would be so happy to see that.

But Brian is not.

I would say the Kweeber thing is the thing that Brian tells me the most off, Mike, that he wishes was not happening.

I think that we're really, I mean, we're doing it really hard for Shocktober.

We're doing the Kweiber and the Griss, obviously.

And we're going to do it for the whole Shocktober.

And then we're going to try to, like, we're going to try.

We're going to try to phase out the guys.

Guys?

We're going to try to phase out the Kweeber, okay?

That always works.

Everything that's ever been embarrassing that I've said, it's definitely been.

So do you guys ever heard of Park Vancouver Casino Resort?

Chris is like, no, I don't think I have.

But I live here.

I don't know anything about the casino resorts.

I just kind of like the idea that you announced it like you thought it was going to get a big pop.

Like everyone was going to be like, oh yeah.

It's not even the best one.

It's not even the best one.

It's not even the one that I went, that I go to if I ever do play I of course I go River Rock.

Yes

You got to go to the rock.

Oh I said I got a River Rock one.

Here you go from Alvin.

Okay.

We were a group of five excited to enjoy some games.

This is not from our swingers.

This is a casino review for everybody.

This is not that other guys crazy game

Where single guys go home sad.

Which is so fucked up because that's all they ever do is go home sad.

Nah, not always.

Sometimes they go home, they're like,

I pulled the wool over their eyes.

I called myself a solo guy.

I got somebody to suck on just the head for a bit.

What a good night for me.

Then I got chased out of the playroom again.

I got hit with a broom right after, but she sucked it for a bit.

Are we allowed to sit down?

Why are we standing up?

I got the soil.

Stand up.

We can sit down.

We can stand up.

That's a podcast.

Yeah, I mean you have a broken foot, literally.

I love it.

It's not, bro.

It's fine.

Well, it's broken, but it's fine.

Don't worry about me, okay?

Unfortunately, how we were treated were unacceptable upon entry.

One other person in our party was denied entry based on the fact that the security deemed her too intoxicated.

So that's very hard.

They want you to be very intoxicated at the casino.

It's part of their whole business model.

So you just imagine she just had to be so fucked up.

Just a huge problem.

I don't even like a noticeable, like, this is going to cause immediate issues for us.

Yeah, yeah.

Admittedly, she enjoyed several beverages before entry.

However, she's in no way stumbling and or beyond the limits of having a good time.

I love this.

I love the security guy.

And I usually hate security guys, you know, unless you're a security guy in a room, then I think you're great.

Don't come up to me later and say why you got to be like that, dude.

Yeah, it's just a really dumb thing to say.

He's big, he's strong, you know.

Yeah, I could take him.

If my foot was better,

he would probably whip my ass today, but that's because I have a broken foot that I shouldn't be walking on, and I should be in a boot and on a scooter.

Yeah, you should be in a rascalist.

Doctor was a liar.

He's going to give me surgery.

Don't fucking worry about it.

And then when it's over, I'll take all the pills.

And then I'll say, it's still kind of of hurting, even if it's not hurting.

I get more pills.

Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe they don't do that anymore.

That used to be, that was the good days.

Yeah, I don't think it was the good old days when you could say it still hurts.

Or you would get a bunch of Viking and be like, it doesn't work, so they give you a bunch of Percocet.

That was the fucking move.

Oh,

I loved getting hurt when I was in my 20s.

They're like my favorite thing.

It still kind of is.

However, she's.

Hey, I just want to say hi to Gwen and Katie out in the audience.

Yeah,

you shouldn't have the, you should, I mean, we talked about you got pills before, they gave you pills.

Oxycontin.

Yeah, no, I know.

But then I took them a different way than they had prescribed.

I had followed some different directions in that department.

Yeah, I agree.

Because I found that taking one every six hours didn't make me feel fucked up.

But taking three at the end of the night was a nice little time for myself.

But you're, you were in, I would imagine you were in significant pain for the day.

Yeah,

they hated the daytime, but the nighttime I was like, this is like scratching my nose and not stopping talking.

Like, ah,

I think, you know what?

I think you might have, you might be a sort of an addict kind of guy.

I don't think of it in those kinds of terms.

Yeah, I know, yeah, I don't put labels on stuff.

I'm like a solo guy.

When confronted by our other party members, the manager Peter stopped in and banned everyone from entry for 24 hours when all the other members were already cleared for entry.

So I love that she ruined it.

Not only did she ruin it, but they blame Peter for it.

And he's a bastard.

Yeah, she was so drunk that she was too drunk to like, everyone she knew wasn't allowed in.

Ma'am, I'm going to need your family tree.

Come back tomorrow when you've only had 15 drinks.

This is in no way an acceptable way to treat guests.

The demeanor of the staff was condescending and unprofessional.

Not only do we feel offended, but we felt they were profiling and discriminatory.

Holy shit, sounds like somebody lost themselves some traffic.

John Moore went to Park Vancouver Casino Resort and he said, well, this casino does offer the region's only six-deck standard shoe blackjack game.

Oh, okay, so this guy's cool.

He's got a good point here.

He goes, they do not like winners.

This is, I've been saying this for a long time about casinos.

It's actually kind of fucked up the amount that you lose.

Yeah.

And they will bar you if you win too much.

I would avoid this place as once you're barred, you will only be allowed to play anywhere else in BC due to the ID entry requirements.

This casino only wants you to lose.

And genuine winners will be barred from blackjack if you don't give them your money.

Well that, yeah, that.

I think most of the casinos want you to lose.

They love it when you win.

We know that.

You get to play for the whole night if you win.

Yeah,

we do love the casino reviews.

It's sort of a unique review to do, you know, and you just kind of go to win money and then you lose money and you're upset.

You're like, this place fucking sucks.

Yeah, I feel like maybe you should be able to recognize there's something else at play there.

I kept going to the ATM all night and every time I left, I had to go right back an hour later or 40 minutes.

I mean, the one time I took, I had, I've talked about this before, but I figured out that gambling might be able to help make up some of the money that I wasn't making at the time.

And I went to Vegas and I won some fucking money.

Not a a lot.

I won it.

You're saying that you're like, you're basically exactly the same as what people were making fun of.

Yeah, yeah, kind of.

But I didn't give a bad review.

I knew I got fucked.

You only give

the fucking worst good reviews ever.

I'm so nervous to give reviews now.

And I almost gave one recently because the guy asked, I'm monitoring your account.

This casino only wants you to lose, and genuine winners will be barred from blackjack if you don't give them your money.

I recommend the gateway properties, which offer better food, better customer service, and other properties, are a lot more tolerant to players who win money.

I wonder because they'll kick you out for counting cards or for doing cheating.

Yeah, yeah, but that's not cheating.

Well, yeah, I know, I guess not.

I wonder what he was if he was kicked out or if he's just trying to make it sound like I bet he was drunk and acting like a shithead the whole time, and they were like, Please leave here,

like barfed on the table or something.

Because I read one review from a guy.

Well, here's here's a guy that reviewed it during COVID.

Well, in 20 2022, he goes, the worst thing.

You guys remember COVID?

That was crazy.

What is that?

It was a crazy time that we all went through together.

Unbelievable.

I'm glad it's all the way over.

One of my favorite.

I love watching stand-up comedy where all the material is about COVID.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just was listening to Jim Norton do an interview on one of the shock jock shows and he was like, yeah, I just finished.

I just retired all my COVID stuff.

And I'm like, it's 2024.

You're still doing it?

He's probably touring in 2021, you know?

Oh, those guys, though, you know, those comedians, they just do the same shit all the time.

I remember the...

Actually, and some of them actually do a lot of improv on stage, and it's a pretty well-respected profession.

I heard of that.

The worst casino in my life, they closed more than two years and only want to take your money.

I ask for help, and they take me out with chips on the table for nothing.

Really Really disappointed with this casino after close the Edgewater.

So this guy.

So yeah, it seems some of these you definitely feel like you would really like to see what actually happened in these situations.

Oh, everyone.

Max Manich says one star.

He goes, I don't give their full names.

Max Manich.

Do you guys, anybody know the Manich family?

Tell them I said their son's a fucking loser.

There's so nothing really to be gained from saying their full names.

I don't think.

He goes, My money disappeared into the machines, and when I complained, they wouldn't give it back.

This one's got to be a joke.

He's being funny.

Yeah, he goes, I get that that's not how it works, but I'm still salty.

So

he's pissed.

Riley Palmer.

Do you anybody know any Palmers here?

Yeah, no, stop saying his name.

Close.

Let's look up his address and go to his house.

What the heck?

We'll just stand outside and say, I read your fucking review, Riley.

Used to go weekly before the pandemic.

Now it's just a bunch of angry employees, high minimum bets, and coked out 19-year-olds running around screaming like it's a McDonald's play place.

Where is that?

That's at the Park Casino, which, by the way, guys, five-star hotel.

So I don't see why you guys haven't been there.

That's the only place to go.

Well, yeah, I mean, I think maybe a lot of them might live in Vancouver.

So they don't even stay in a hotel in town.

But if I was going to stay, I should have stayed at a

five-star hotel.

Well, that is

talking about that.

We'll talk about that one step.

We comes up on stage.

We'll confront him about

how he left Brian and his family with no sheets or hot water or anything.

Awful.

Slots are tight.

Matter of a half hour, we each donated $300.

No entertainment value.

Tired of seeing BCLC commercials on TV.

That's actually fucked up, though, when you lose a bunch of money and then they keep playing the commercials.

You're just trying to enjoy your shows or whatever.

They remind you of your horrible gambling addiction.

You know what's funny about that is like we just read that guy that lost a bunch of money and he wasn't mad about losing a bunch of money.

He was mad because they sent him surveys asking how his night was.

He's like, wait a run, fucking rub it in.

Yeah, and we just

felt that he might have actually been mad about losing.

I'm not actually mad about losing, but that fucking that survey pissed me off.

And finally, before we get the other guys up here, Bruce says, Bruce Jim

says,

can never win at this casino.

I have better luck at Starlight and in Langley.

Starlight is a casino in Langley.

That sounds like

Langley.

Yeah, it's pretty far away, though.

How far?

I would say like about an hour drive.

That's far.

Yeah, it's far to go, you know, just for looser slots.

I feel like it's a long drive to get there and potentially discover that they also have a similarly tight slot.

I love the concept of tight slots where it's like, I didn't win any money.

These things are fucked up.

They must have set these up wrong or something.

You're supposed to sit here all night and then leave with $300 more

at least.

That's the way I feel, though.

Yeah, I was going to say, again, he's mocking this, and it's literally how he felt gambling.

I don't play slots because they don't take any skill at all.

What do you play?

Roulette.

Would you expect red or black?

Yeah,

yeah, or otter even.

Don't act like I don't do, I do odd or even, too.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna put money on one number, it's never gonna land on that number.

Yeah, it will, like, uh, yeah, one out of every 36 times or however many.

No, that's not true.

You can't count on a number.

I, that's what got me into trouble I was in.

I was like, there's no fucking, there's five reds.

There's no way the next one's gonna be reds.

That's it.

That's our strategy.

It's probabilities, and it is quite, you know, it's confusing and it's not very funny.

Well, let's bring John and Stephan out here.

This is a good time to bring John and Stefan out.

I'm going to get back in my seat so I can have my cloaks.

All right.

Hello.

Hello.

What about fucking ego?

I was just watching the first.

25 minutes of the show and thinking about sexy, right?

There's absolutely at least one person in here whose partner brought them to this and they have no fucking idea what this is.

And they're shouting out to Miles, Miles.

this podcast I listen to every week, babe.

Just please come with me.

I don't want to go to the Biltmore by myself.

And then, and then it's this.

And then what?

They get to see a really good fun show.

Wow.

Sounds like a nice evening out to me.

I guess before we do what we're going to do, which is not really great for me, I'm not going to love it.

Not too much.

And I'm being nice.

And

I made this happen, I will say.

So

I drop boxed you the audio so that you could do with it what you would, and we chose to do it either tonight.

Yeah, just to be clear, I do want to be, he did that, but I had to like fix the audio, make it listenable, and

I was the one that convinced you to do it also.

But it is, of course, Brian's audio.

What we're talking about is this is, we have the audio of the first time Brian ever was on any sort of recorded, you know, like he was on the radio.

The real radio, FM radio, like the real.

The real radio.

It was like a contest or something where you could send stuff in and you could win, like where you would do a Sunday evening or whatever.

No, no, that's not how it works.

That's right.

You don't fuck up.

The only way I have information is from him.

So he told me that.

He's the one who told me that.

In May, okay, so every Friday, this radio station would do this thing called Guest DJ at noon.

And you would send them...

10 songs or some shit and they would pick which of the 10 songs, right?

And then then in May, they did guest DJ every day in the month of May.

So I sent them a fucking thing, and they put me on Sunday at noon, which is like probably the worst possible time to have done it.

But yeah, I did that.

But you had some, you definitely picked some cool.

You had some interesting songs, like some cool,

like there were, they were like some cool artists, but like some of their lesser-known tracks.

It was really quite cool.

It's really quite cool.

I gotta tell you, like, that, that, the, the way that this happened was, like, so I did this and it made me think, I need to do radio.

I belong on the fucking radio.

Yeah.

Then I sent an email to the lady.

You guys haven't heard the, it's, that's such a ridiculous thing to say.

Having listened to what it was.

I sent the email to a lady afterwards, like, hey, how do you get in riding?

I actually, this is the worst thing I ever said.

I was like, I'll even come in and sweep the floors and clean out the trash.

Oh, no.

Oh, Quever.

Queeves.

Because you hear that.

It's like, that's how everybody got into radio.

Oh, I came in, I swept the floor, or I smelled some guy's ass if it's like a shock jock show.

Like, it's either I cleaned up after the DJs or I put my nose in a man's ass.

We just watched a video where

internet is stupid guy's ass, and the guy's name was dumb.

But not like a dumb name.

His name was dumb.

Actually, yeah, dumb.

When did you guys first

get recorded on a podcast?

2015.

Real good show.

And you were already pretty.

You feel like you were established.

You felt confident.

I'd been doing stand-up for five years already.

So you had been talking into the microphone.

I've been posting on the internet.

I've been doing drugs for a really long time

before I did this.

I was totally strung out and hooked up.

I can absolutely imagine Brian as well being like,

they got to play track seven from this corn album on the radio.

I couldn't do that, John.

That's the fucking shittiest part about it.

This is an alt-rock station.

So I could, the closest I got, I played Be Quiet and Drive by Deftone.

Okay.

That wasn't the worst part about it.

I want to tell you what happened after that that led me to podcasting because I don't think I've told it in a very long time, if at all.

But after that happened, my mom was like, I went to a a wedding and

I sat at a table with a guy who is the program director at the Wazoo 107.1 WAZU, which is where Opi and Anthony was before they got fired, which was a station I listened to all the time.

So sorry, your mom was telling you that she was at a table talking.

She was at a table at a wedding with a guy, right?

His name was Rick Knight, she said.

So I don't even know how she knew this guy's name, but she was like, I told him about you.

He's going to give you a call so you can do radio.

And what did he say when he called?

Okay, so he never called.

She was lying.

She lies sometimes.

Like all the time.

Like, she recently got done lying about having cancer.

Sorry.

That really happened.

I didn't know you were going to bring that up.

It feels like that's a made-up name is all Rick Knight.

Rick Knight?

No, I looked him up because I sent him a fucking email.

I'll sweep the floor.

I said that in a fucking email.

I fucking was like, oh,

I think I opened with, like, I don't think you know who I am, but I'm writing you an email to find out if my mom really told you.

You met my mom.

Yeah, because I, and she's such a liar.

I should have never believed it, but I wanted to be on the radio so bad.

I believed it for like three years, and then I was like, this is over.

This isn't how I waited every day.

And that's when I launched the first podcast I did that 28 people listened to that was six hour episodes that nobody will ever hear.

You did it.

What did you talk about?

Believe me, it was not good.

No, I can imagine it wasn't.

2007 or 2008, maybe?

And we were doing it.

Did you have guests on?

No.

So, so you were shy, you were talking stream of consciousness?

No, no, with another guy.

Okay, thank goodness.

Okay.

Can you imagine he's just sitting there talking for six straight hours by himself?

Weeber.

Yeah, Bill Burr style, just sitting there for six hours.

So who is the other?

He's another guy that I hung out with at the time that was like, he's, you know, like,

some type of a scholar, math guy?

You know, guys that are like party animals?

You know what I mean?

The type of guy that's like, I'm a fucking party animal.

It's Saturday.

I drink 1740s, and then I run around and yell random things, and everybody thinks I'm very funny.

Okay, okay, I know, okay.

I thought I did, but I'm not sure I do.

Not a great performer, you know, but a party animal.

Like, so I was like, like Burt Kreischer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, exactly.

Like, I was going to say, like, Burt Kreischer.

I was going to say, like, Burt Kreiser, but not funny, but that would have been, it's the other way around.

He was like kind of a funny guy, but I was playing the straight man on this podcast because I was the normal one.

You were the normal one?

Yeah, that was my job.

I thought for years my job was straight man.

What?

I feel like you still kind of think that.

A little bit.

At times I do.

Sorry, did I miss it?

What was the other guy's name?

Adam is a friend of mine.

Okay.

You would never have heard of him because the show was gone before.

I think we had like 16 listeners.

They were all his friends.

That's so funny to be like 45 seconds ago, you said, oh, my mom lied about having cancer.

And you're like, I'm just like a normal, straight man kind of guy.

I always think that.

Well, I wouldn't have, yeah.

I get that that that part's kind of weird, but I

try not to talk too much about my crazy mom.

Yeah, Brian's really open about things.

My mom and dad.

Yeah, I mean,

your dad is like a little bit of a funnier one because he's like, he calls you and talks to you about cruises.

It's a little like.

90 minutes.

90 minutes.

I haven't talked to my dad in...

four months and he called and he was like you want to go on a cruise and then talk to me about it for 90 minutes told me all the fun things he did.

And then the best part, the most insulting part, was he told me what the etiquette is for a stand-up comedy show.

Anyway, I was like, Yeah, well, I've never done stand-ups, so I guess that's I've never tread the board.

A couple of stand-ups up here are like, Don't act like you fucking know what we go through.

Okay, I'll do fine.

So, we have this tape that I ripped and gave to Chris, and Dan is here, and Dan is going to play it.

It's not very funny, but I guess you guys will

be fair.

I can't believe you still have it.

It makes me feel like you still believe you could be on the tape.

Katie, Katie, keep this demo around just in case Rick Knight emails me back.

This is from like 2003?

This is from 2003, yes.

Yeah, it's over.

It's 20 years old, and the sound quality is pretty bad.

It's like it's a fucked up tape.

The tape got kind of fucked up over years, like degraded.

That's why you don't keep your stuff on tape, everybody.

Get all your tapes on your computer

get all your cassettes on the device

yeah i don't know yeah you learned nothing else tonight i want you to walk out of here knowing you put the tapes on the computer and i want

to go home tonight and really focus on that what is

the problem with the computer well put your put your cassettes of shock jocks that you bought on ebay for 45 on your computer before the tape goes bad yeah yeah i agree with that i've been doing that a lot lately.

I've just been really spending a lot of money on tapes.

What's up?

Oh, no, you can't find them.

Nobody finds stuff like I do.

Let's play the tape.

Brian, just like, he just, he loves to spend money.

So he's like, he goes on eBay and types in like the guy's name and it pokes up immediately.

Yeah.

I feel like it's a hard thing to do.

I do.

It's so easy.

But you don't know which CDs to buy.

You know what I mean?

Like, I just bought this one.

It's called the Miss Mantown pageant

for a show out of Boston called The Hillman.

He called his show Mantown.

I'm very excited to watch it.

Probably some very good, like, like, non-problematic behavior happening on that 2003 DVD.

Yeah, the stuff Mankow says now isn't Man Cow.

No, this is Hillman.

My apologies.

Man Town.

Apologies and apologies to Hillman.

I like that all their shock talks have names like Mega Man bosses.

I'm the Hillman.

Some of them have normal names like Bubba the Loves one.

True.

Yeah, some of them have names that aren't that weird, like Grease Man.

Yeah, Grease Man.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't doodle.

Where?

I don't do.

All right, Dan.

Go ahead.

Yep, just play around the clock.

Hey, James, do you have it set up so you can rewind a number of times?

Okay, great, great.

Oh, that's not me.

CD 101, it is May.

He means the guest DJ every day in the month of May from noon to one.

You're including Saturdays and Sundays, which works out just nice for you.

Brian Quimby, our guest DJ, he is the cable guy, not like Jim Carrey and not like Jimmy.

Can you stop that real quick?

Pause it.

Woo!

That is a good joke.

If you guys missed it, the

DJ, she said he's a cable guy, but not like the Jim Carrey movie.

But then she also, you got to rewind it because

she also says another thing, too.

She makes another reference.

It might indicate what we talked about before I got on the fucking cable.

Oh, yeah, that's a different.

This is

the most inane thing you could ever imagine imagine happening which works out just nice for you brian quimby our guest dj he is the cable guy not like jim carre and not like that one comedian dude but apparently a very good cable because he actually gets there early i draw it which is which is good

So it seems like I sat down and she said, you work for the cable company, huh?

And then I said, yeah, I try to get there early, not late, which is really a weird thing to say.

just the first thing, that was the first thing he ever said on radio.

And just like the way his voice.

We'll listen to it a number of more times.

But the way his voice is like, she's like, you know, he shows up early.

And he's like,

like, he's like, he's like, he's like, at that moment, he's like, he was considering being a slick guy

in his life.

Can we hear it one more time?

Comedian, dude, but apparently a very good cable because he actually gets there early.

I try.

I try.

Brian, what hat were you wearing this time?

I might not have been wearing a hat at that time, but maybe I was probably wearing a baseball.

That would have been an Etney's hat era for me.

You know what I mean?

Or Element.

the skateboarding company.

That's three years later was when I was in the derbies and stuff.

I had to grow up a little before I put the derbies on.

Okay.

Did you, like,

yeah, what age, were you?

I don't want to, like, what?

24.

You're 24.

I try.

I don't know what that voice is.

I can't even do it anymore.

I try.

It's someone super, super nervous trying to sound cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Slick guy.

I like that.

Yeah, you were trying, you were thinking, you were considering like, yeah, maybe in my life, maybe I'll be a slick guy.

Yeah.

And then you said that one single thing, and you're like, no, no, I'm going to be like this.

I haven't heard this in so long.

That's the most, because I put this on, once I put it on a computer, which you can do with cassette tapes, you should really do it.

It's a great surprise.

He's really, really big on this.

I'm so proud of that I did it.

Really?

And I wish it was a different tape, obviously.

We don't, nobody wants to hear this.

But I wish.

Sorry, this is what the audio cleaned up, too, right?

Yeah, yeah, because it was degrading.

What did it sound like before?

Well, see, because this part of the audio was like so low.

So it actually does improve when it gets to the part where their audio was right.

Like I had to pull it all the way up.

So yeah.

It's pretty bad.

But yeah, I think it's worth it definitely.

I try.

I try.

I try.

He was going full.

He was like doing sort of Kiano reading.

It's giving a little bit of the Cristiano Ronaldo impersonator from earlier.

But yeah, he would just, I mean, he's got some really great songs and he has some really cool back and forth with the

TJ.

Brian mentioned, he hasn't listened to this in a long time.

I'm the exact opposite.

I've listened to it a lot lately.

I just keep listening to it.

Go ahead, Dan.

Dude, but apparently a very good cable guy because he actually gets there early.

I try.

Which is good because, you know, everybody has that story where they were sitting around for four hours waiting for the cable guy, and then they decide to go get a cup of coffee and the cable guy arrives in those two minutes, you know?

Yeah, definitely.

I try to get there early.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely.

That's a very good thing.

That's fucking evil to do to another person.

That is like...

Seriously bad guess zone when you're like one second in and I got

definitely.

I'll say more words so I don't have to.

I had to listen to the whole thing to be like, I didn't think this was him.

When I listened to it initially, I thought it was like a completely different person.

But you can tell he starts to slide into himself a little more.

He gets a little bit more comfortable.

Starts shouting out some of the boys, you know.

Try to get there as close to the time as I can.

You're still talking about it.

That's a very good thing.

So, Brian Coombe is our guest, DJ.

And you're a bit of a lounger and you do the whole lounge thing, just a little bit.

You've got like, what, 105 points?

So, so can you posit?

Can you explain?

i didn't understand this they had apparently he was a bit of a lounger yeah i heard that and he and he accumulated 105 points which sounds so fucking lame

i wish i remembered what the process was but i think you could get points that you could then trade the points in for like merch from the radio station.

Was the lounge the name of the show?

They had a yeah, I think it was.

Like it would, that was what they called their online presence.

I see.

The lounge.

So you go on cd101.com and it was like, oh, we're on the lounge.

Let's all have a chat.

We're about a lounger.

It was like when chat rooms were around and stuff.

It was, I think, a forum, and it was, I think it was just a forum.

And it was like you would go in there and it would be guys being like, I wish they played more, like, My Morning Jacket or something like that.

It was just like, basically, it was just people saying, I don't like bare-naked ladies.

Please play more cake.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh-oh.

You say that in Canada.

Hey, why don't you say that?

Catch yourself there, you winky doodle.

Don't you talk shit on our boys?

I'm allowed right now to talk shit about anybody I want.

Buddy, you say fucking word one bad about the hip and Gore Downey.

You're fucking dead.

I've done that.

Go ahead.

Dan, you're going to hit it.

Well, no, it's pretty cool, though.

So, you know, he's a big listener to the station, so he picked out a great set of music, including, you know,

phone gop albums from bands that we play, but not the song, you know, that kind of thing, which is really, really groovy.

So that's groovy.

It's really groovy.

Can you pause it for a second?

That is the coolest thing to do.

Yeah.

Deep cuts.

Because a lot of people will listen to a band and they'll like the good songs.

The ones that become hits that everyone likes.

But it's like the cool people are like, well, I actually like the bad ones that nobody else took a liking to.

He fucking tunes in and he's just hearing like B-sides to all the songs that he likes.

Yeah, that's really cool, man.

What were you saving the points up for?

I wish I remembered that.

Maybe I'll have to go on the Wayback Machine and then look up CD 101 points.

I think I was lying.

This is what was really going on.

To try to impress him.

No.

I disagree.

I think he's lying now.

I think he's embarrassed about the points and i think he knows that if we look into it we're gonna see that you accumulate those points one at a time

and it take a many number of years of great service to the radio station to accumulate 105 and he's embarrassed

i i don't i really don't it was probably to get beer koozies and stuff like that that's probably what it was you know maybe concert tickets if you get up in the thousands or something you know what was the radio station called again i'll look at it cd 101 Yeah, let's let's see if I can look for this.

The lounge.

CD 101 lounge, you can call it that, but it was CD 101.

Go ahead, Dan.

You can play it.

Got a deft toes, nine-inch nails, radio head.

I'm playing white stripes.

Awesome.

That's

a good thing.

Do you like how I said I'm playing white stripes?

Like, I went into, like, oh, I got death toes.

You got nine-inch nails.

I'm playing white stripes, you know?

Yeah, if you guys didn't hear that, that was it.

I'd be like, death toes.

Nine-inch dial.

Death touch.

Where is that accent coming from?

That's Groveport.

Is that Groveport?

It's got to be Groveport because I don't recognize it as an accent.

I see, I see.

I think it's like, to me,

I don't think it's Groveport.

To me, I think it's like someone from Groveport trying to sound like...

like a really kind of, you know, like a big city kind of.

You're probably very right about that, to tell you the truth.

By that time, I'm...

I'm glad I'm right about it because it did not get get a laugh.

Glad it was something.

Go ahead, Dan.

The rock and roll.

So what do we got coming up right now?

We've got Violent Femmes, American Music, on CD 101.

Awesome.

I did that good.

Violent Femmes, American Music, CD 101.

I try to get there as close to the time as possible.

I hate that line so much because it just makes me think of how lame she thought I was when she tried to have a conversation together.

That's not true at all.

She fucking said you were a groove.

She was clearly really into you.

Yeah, that was not,

that was, that was a good, that was a good song choice.

I was just thinking, though, is like, because I have listened to this.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm wondering, because I know this information, but like by round of applause, how many people think that he did, that he flubbed?

What?

To say American music?

This is American Music by Violent Femmes on CD 101.

There's a bit more tape left.

I don't think I'll flub.

Go ahead and play it.

Probably flubbed, didn't I?

Here it is, it's fixed.

That was Violent Femmes American Music for my girlfriend, Katie.

Girlfriend, now wife.

Yeah.

She's my wife now.

She did have that Queber sign as well.

Big.

there we go.

Big Queber era Brian fan, your wife.

Well, here comes the,

I think this next line, people are going to be so depressed that it's not Sean, but go ahead.

Oh, that's not until the, yeah, I, that is a bit of a spoiler.

He, he shouts out a lot of his boys,

and he does not shout out a certain porno Sean.

I guess maybe Porno Sean was in the bad books at that point.

Maybe.

I think we just weren't making it.

Possibly, possibly, I just thought of something that you guys are gonna love possibly he was in the bad books for refusing to give brian his titty sucking porno videos

that's so unfair

he would never give any of his porno away that's that was capital yeah for a business okay

That's the greatest.

Every person that hears that is like, so he thinks to start a business, you go buy a bunch of stuff and sell it like at the store retail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, he doesn't.

Some of your friends in the stories, I'll be honest, they don't come across that smile.

They're all doing great now.

Porno Sean is the dumbest one.

Porno Sean is doing fine, though.

We know what he's up to, and I check in on him every now and then, and he's doing really well.

He looked into his LinkedIn.

He looks normal.

Actually, that was the craziest thing.

I sent Chris Porn O'Sean's LinkedIn, and he was like, that's exactly what I thought Porno Sean looked like.

It was

cool.

It was wild.

Actually, it felt like it was the image I had created in my head.

Yeah, he does look how you think he would look.

We could go, Dan.

Deftones be quiet and drive for everybody that I hang out with on CD 101.

Awesome.

Me and the boys.

Oh, shit.

Can you just imagine?

Can you just imagine fucking Brian's buddies hearing that on the radio and just like fucking mid-huff and just like, oh, shit.

Oh, you're talking about, oh,

we're famous now, man.

You do, you name them.

At the end, you name them.

You're like, shut up.

And it's like so many names, too.

I would never do that now, no matter what the situation was.

It's such a crazy.

Yeah, but when you're younger, I understand it.

Your first time on the radio, it's like the thing you think you do.

I get it.

Yeah, it sounds like a yearbook caption.

Yeah, it's great.

It really does.

It really does.

Yeah.

Hey, Brian, I couldn't find anything about being a lounger, but I do have a good post here because CD-101 went off the air.

Yeah, Race 2024.

Sad story.

Yes, this guy says, I was working a temp office job that had CD-101 on the radio.

Around noon, this was 1995.

The DJ would issue a challenge to come up with a three-song playlist, usually to some kind of theme.

I submitted to that practically every working day, stealthily using my office fax machine.

I would get a mention every once in a while, but I never won until the day I included Morrissey's The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get, and I won.

The DJ thought it was a poke at him never letting me win after so many tries, but honestly, it fit whatever theme was up for today.

The prize was some tuxedo rentals.

See, now you're starting to get me to think the lounge points were really worth something.

Which coincidentally worked out very nicely for me as I was engaged, and I could now not worry about what my guys were going to wear.

Wow, that's a

nice story.

Yeah.

And then he said, still married, by the way, I will raise a pint to CD101.

What's the name on that?

The name on that

is

Rich Lather.

Hey!

I was about to say,

give it up for Rich Lather.

I wish it was porno porno Sean.

I don't think he's listening to alternative rock, though.

They're also on this Reddit thread talking a lot about the Andy Man-a-thon.

Yeah, it was like a 24-hour thing.

Every year it was before the 24-hour stream for charity.

He would do it on the radio.

You'd pay a bunch of money and he'd play songs.

Gotcha.

And then he died tragically drowning in Michigan.

Boy, fuck, at least it's fucking...

He's like, wow, this story fucking sucks.

And then you really pulled it together.

Yeah, ended up having a pretty good punch on it.

Thank you.

Is that actually true?

Yes.

Drowned in Lake Prince.

He's not a lie.

Rest in peace, Andy Man.

Rest in peace, Pee-Wee Fields.

Pee-wee Fields is alive, I think.

No, you told me he passed away.

He might be dead.

Who fucking knows?

It's hard to look up a guy like Pee-Wee on the internet.

He's really, really groupy.

So why don't you let us know what he's got from the bad?

Oh, it got bad again.

DevToes, nine infail, radio.

Oh, this is back a little bit.

Okay.

Yeah, mover forward a bit.

You just really like the rock and roll.

So I really like the rock and roll.

I do.

Got violent fans, American music.

Okay.

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That works just when you get pierced, right?

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Never mind.

I'm piercing.

I'm really tired.

So, Brian, what was that song that we just learned about?

I'm really tired.

Stripes, girl.

You have no faith in medicine on CD 101.

That's awesome.

What do we have coming up here?

And you can see he's gaining confidence.

And, Brian, you lied.

He didn't drown in Lake Michigan.

He drowned in Michigan.

Yeah, Long Lake, actually.

Long Lake.

In Michigan.

Lake in Michigan.

Let's get to facts.

R.I.P.

Andy.

R.I.P.

He was 42.

Go ahead, Dan.

And the Ramones and 9-inch nails.

Next on CD-101.

Oh, shit.

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Hey, well, maybe they have a fucking baby and they don't have time to fucking do all this.

Yes, DJ.

Up next, we have the stroke of Soma on CD 101.

Oh, what did I play?

Oh, that's a good song, see?

Let's go.

I don't know why i would play this this fell out of anything i would play

that was blitzkrieg box by the ramones up next we have nine inch nails for gary this song's called hurt on cd 101 who's gary

this was the number one question i had i don't fucking know

who's gary

yeah

My wife's dad's name is Gary, but I've told you about him.

I don't think he was a 9-inch nails fan.

Johnny Cash fan, though, maybe?

No.

I guess the cover wouldn't have been out then.

I think he was listening, so I was just like, I'll just say Gary.

You know what I mean?

And like, that's his song.

Maybe, I don't know.

Who the fuck is Gary?

Thank you.

I don't know who Gary is.

It's either Katie's dad or some random guy I was friends with

for like one week in 2003.

Yeah, it's pretty sickening to think that Gary gets a mention

and porno Sean nothing.

Think about what Porno Sean did for you, you know,

when you guys were in a violence gang together.

For anyone who doesn't know, Brian, when he was younger, was in a violence gang that did stranger attacks on people.

You know, like in Vancouver, if you live here, there's a lot of stranger attacks happening.

He was doing like those kind of things.

That's not fair to

because that's true, because he actually was not involved.

His part in it was much.

He wasn't involved.

He was not violent, thank you.

Yeah, it was much more cowardly.

He would go in, of course, he was Queber at the time, and everyone called him Queber, and they would say, hey, Queeber, you go in there and you fucking rile these people up, and then they'll start trying to fight you, and then we'll come and, you know, we'll gang up on them, and we'll do our, you know, our violence that we've all agreed upon as part of our fucking gang that we formed.

And it's a mafia.

I hate the way you're not framing it.

It's called the Madison Mafia.

And we were doing mafia stuff.

I feel like, yeah, of course, I think you gave yourself the name, obviously.

And I feel like, yeah, it wasn't, you weren't, like, you weren't doing any deals or anything.

Like, the only guy, as we talked about it, the only guy who was, it was porno Sean.

He was trying to start a porno shop.

That's kind of.

That's kind of mafia.

That's kind of mafia.

But yeah, no, just going around, you know, the streets with, you know, six or seven tufts and beating up elderly women outside of the fucking.

no all the people we beat up were people that were maybe younger than

that's a totally different thing never anybody old except for one time

we almost beat this kid's dad up in front of him

which is the meanest thing you can do

yeah yeah i know it's uh yeah it's a crime

we didn't end up beating him up we just threatened him and made him go back in his house that's That's also a crime.

That's a crime.

That's a crime on India.

Maybe in Canada.

In Ohio, as long as you don't hit him.

Don't say anything about the Human Rights Tribunal.

This motherfucker loves to rip me about the Human Rights Tribunal.

They're always going to it.

He doesn't know.

It's constantly happening.

He has no idea what it is at all.

I don't, actually.

But yeah,

we were beating up this kid and his dad came came out and said, stop beating up my kid.

And we were like, you need to go back into your house, fucking guy.

I'm going to beat you up, too.

That was like seven teenagers.

He was never going to win.

You know what I mean?

He didn't just go back in his house, though.

Like, he didn't say, well, okay, just beat up my son.

That would be really funny.

My apologies, young man.

Let me know when you're finished.

I'll come collect them.

Yeah, that would be good.

So mean.

Have you guys, you guys, you guys kind of have the look of a couple guys who might have been in some fights when you were younger.

Yeah, the losing it.

I was the son in this situation.

Yeah, it was

on the on the episode we had, we had Dave Bro pair.

We had Dan O'Sullivan on the episode where we talked about the violence gang where it first came up.

It's not a violence gang.

It was just me and my friend's mafia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And

yeah, and Dan was like, yeah, I was, you know, I was often bullied and beaten up, you know, and it was like, it was really weird because it was like, it was violent guys like, you know,

I'm like me.

I never hit anybody.

I got beat up two times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So then you watched your friends beat people up.

Well, no, okay, so this kid beat me up and then my friend beat him up.

Like after he was done beating me up.

But I mean in the mafia.

You know, beat him up and he punched him and knocked him up.

You were going, hey, shit.

In the mafia, you were just the guy who goes like, yeah.

Like when you

friends, I was kind of that guy.

Fuck up.

They're like, Queber, you're so fucking funny, man.

Why don't you go fucking piss this guy off and make him cry, and then we'll beat him up later?

It's basically the whole thing.

Cueber, we need you to go tell this guy's dad to leave us alone while we beat the shit out of his dad.

We're kind of a shocked yacht.

It was like the beginning of my radio career.

It was just being extremely mean to other kids.

They said they looked at the group.

The mafia, they looked at everybody and they said, okay,

who's the weakest and most annoying?

It's got to be Cueb.

That's totally true.

You're right about that.

I can't even deny that I was definitely the weakest and probably the most annoying.

I don't know.

You guys saw, obviously, most of you guys have seen a photo of him, but he was very slight.

He was very thin.

Tall and he was thin.

He wasn't tall.

Nope.

Taller.

Normal size.

I think it was because you were so thin and you look taller.

Yeah.

Or I'm always standing next to like my mom.

It was like, I think that's what I'm saying.

You're always standing next to me.

Yeah, I mean, my mom.

All of those fun hanging out.

Lying to each other about the functions.

You don't hang out with your mom at all.

No.

Mom, I think I'm going to be a little bit more

at this party.

I need you to come along so I look tall.

She does make me look tall, though.

Yeah, okay.

Respect.

Hey, hey, you got to give it up to her for that.

Yeah.

It's nice of her to do.

Hey, listen.

You know, she lied to you about the cancer thing, but

it's a thing.

Did you guys bring her along when you were beating up kids?

So she all seemed taller.

This is why.

Smart.

This is why I made what I mean to her because she lived in Kansas.

I didn't even see her.

And she'd call every once in a while and be like, what are you out there doing?

And it's like, don't you fucking worry about what I'm doing.

I'm beating up other kids.

Well, I would say that to make myself look, I'm beating up other kids, but really it was.

Porno Sean doing all that.

Porno Sean was the toughest.

He is so tough.

If you guys met him, you'd be like, you'd look at him and you'd be like, oh, this guy isn't tough.

I saw him beat so many guys up, man.

He was a really tough guy.

And he was like, he knew how to like street fight, basically.

He would like,

he always threw the first punch.

100% of the time.

Again, he attacked people.

It's easy to throw the first punch at him.

He was playing our early rendition of the Naco game.

This guy always threw the first punch.

That's such a funny way to describe it.

Yeah, it's like it's in the heart of war.

Say a behind him and hit him in the back of the head.

He won every time because he hit them very hard in the face right away.

I once saw a guy like throw a roundhouse kick at him, which reminds me this morning.

There was a guy doing karate in Stefan's

courtyard for over an hour this morning.

It was Capoeira, I think.

And I couldn't stop watching him.

I was like, this guy, look at him.

You're still doing karate.

Actually, speaking of being in Steffen's.

It was a wonderful.

Let me tell you.

It was really wonderful.

Oh, boy

let me tell you if you if you ever come into town and you need somewhere to stay

do not contact my friend Stefan I come so you guys know Brian and I have never met before that's true this is the first time that we've ever met before um and so it was like it was gonna be this really exciting nice kind of touching this touching kind of moment you know I came over to I was bringing him a fan because he needed a fan to

sleep until someone tells him he's really good.

It's also true.

I really need to be flying.

But I didn't end up having to give him the fan because,

yeah, as we had mentioned and sort of, you know, teased before, there was no sheets or blankets or pillows.

Or towels?

Yeah.

Or towels.

This is on the building manager, not me, to be sure.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't blame Stefan for.

You should explain, right?

So Stefan's building that he lives in has these guest suites that you can rent out when you have people visiting.

Some people probably have them in their newer apartment buildings sometimes have them.

Yeah.

So Stefan booked them.

And they're cheap, too.

They're cheaper than like an Airbnb or a piece of it.

Very cheap and absolutely.

That should be an indication, maybe.

As I've always said, you buy the most expensive thing.

Not cheap.

It's very cheap, but

if you need to be able to see stuff when you're walking around or whatever, and you...

Maybe you want a different place.

Yeah, I mean, as in Stefan's want, he booked the places and asked just no questions at all.

Just had no questions.

He just said, I just go on the website and I book and it'll be easy.

Probably be fine.

Super easy.

Why figure out any of the details about it?

Yeah.

Go don't put this on Stephanie because it's

a safe assumption, I think.

Out of the realm of heating fee, too, right?

Yeah.

It's just out of the realm of possibility that you would walk into a room that doesn't have air conditioner or heat.

It just

can let the tenants control their own heat yeah yeah

i have heard that they'll abuse it they'll abuse it you save them from themselves honestly they'll get so hot in there and they'll just be sweating yeah

which isn't a big deal right no kitchen or anything no kitchen no no fridge

we weren't going to eat in a kitchen anyway you know what are you going to do in restaurants yeah you know we go to a restaurant we eat that we go to fable later where i hear there's a lot of women yeah if you guys want to know where we're going to be what are you talking about

it's a big deal they were talking about it i just heard it it was a joke.

That was a joke.

It's a diner.

Oh, okay.

So, anyway, we're not going there, actually.

I mean, that's.

So, anyway, I get there and I'm like, Stefan, where are this shit?

Wait, you want what?

Wait, would you want women?

No, Dan does.

That was Dan.

I mean, he was the one.

He was joking.

He was horny back in the green room before we first went on stage.

He was kind of rubbing his dick through his pants.

Because I'm wearing his belt right now.

Oh, that's the other thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, Brian didn't he didn't bring a belt.

You're going to bring a belt.

He said, Dan, give Brian your belt.

You feel like

he showed up.

The foot is broken.

Yeah.

Well, that's, you know, debatable.

He showed up to the venue with no belt, though.

Like, he didn't show up to Vancouver.

We were going to go buy a belt.

Yeah.

You know, sometimes people are like, I should have a belt.

Like, Brian really should have had a.

Like, they're like, I need a belt, but they don't really.

Like,

no, I stay off.

Brian, his pants are falling down.

I look like I was wearing a fucking hula hoop.

Like, I lost weight, but it's coming back.

They're giving up.

They're giving up for losing weight.

Hey, it's over, buddy.

What?

It's all coming back now.

I can't exercise anymore, and I'm eating really bad.

You can do swimming.

I'm not going to swim.

I thought your foot was fine.

You can't exercise because of the...

I can't run.

Because your foot is broken, right?

That's true.

That's a fair point.

You walked five kilometers today.

Yeah.

How many steps did you get to?

12,000.

Yeah, it's pathetic.

I'm going to bring out my steps.

everyone.

This is a section of the show where we can compare our steps for the day.

So you guys got yours?

Can I go back to today last year?

No, no, no, no.

I'm not even joking.

I will show you.

Today I have 23,

862,

which is nothing compared to yesterday.

Yesterday, 25,000.

Wow.

Whoo.

That's kind of pathetic numbers, but you know, my foot's broken, so I can't argue.

Brian has sent me some of the craziest steps numbers that I've ever seen.

Like 35,000, 40,000 in a day.

50,000.

I don't think you've ever seen it.

Almost 60 at times.

I thought I could get 60.

I was going to get 60 this year, and then I messed up my foot looking at a van.

Do you think?

I just thought of something.

Do you think the 60,000 steps might have something to do with your foot being fucked up.

Yeah, Brian says he stepped in a pothole, but also like the three POD cast episodes we did before you broke it, you're like, that is something's wrong with my foot.

I don't know what's going on.

It's really sore.

It's, I don't know.

Yeah, it's fucked up.

It's pretty fucked up, guys.

It's like really fucked up, but who cares?

They're going to do surgery and fix it totally.

I'm going to be like a bionic man by the end of this.

But yeah, we got here and I was like, are there sheets here, Stefan?

Yeah.

And he was like, yeah.

There should be.

We lied to him.

So we looked in the closet and there were no sheets.

It's such a bad lie.

Found out right away.

No sheets, but there were two pillows.

That was nice.

They did have pillows.

Pillows, yeah.

Yeah.

And we bought the pillowcases for those.

Yeah.

And at Walmart, on your broken foot, you walked up the down escalator for that.

That's true.

I did that because I had to.

Why did you do that?

Because I was headed down the down escalator and Stefan was like, you forgot to get get a fan.

So I turned around and went to the forest.

I bought a fan at Walmart.

Yeah, I needed a fan, too.

I'm going to buy two fans on this trip.

So I bought this fan, and then I got to cross the border to go to Seattle.

I'm going to buy another fan in Seattle.

And then just leave them laying.

I'd love them with Johnny fan seed.

I leave them all over the fucking place.

I mean, I can

take it.

Yeah, you can get white noise machines, Brian, right?

Like, you know, it doesn't have to be a lot of people.

I need the wind.

I need to feel like I'm sleeping in a wind tunnel, preferably at,

we figured this out earlier it's 61 degrees in the United States, but it's like

15 degrees is what he sleeps at

15 degrees in his room.

It's interesting when you're talking about being on the escalator, I'm stuck on that still.

It's like it's to see how your brain works in that moment because you're like in the middle of the escalator.

At three, a quarter of the way down.

No, you were further down than that because it took you a while to get back up.

It did feel like I might not make it when I was doing it.

But like, did it, like, did it, because I would say what I would do.

What would you do?

Jump over the rail and go back up.

No, no, no.

I thought about that, but I figured they'd get mad if I did that.

If you're getting there, I would just go take the escalator down and take the other one back up.

Because there's one that goes up.

I understand.

I took it to get up there, but I would have had to go all the way down and back up.

And there was a man trying to chase us out of the store at that time, too.

So it's kind of like.

That is true.

Seven made another error.

He looked at the closing time and said it was 11, but it was actually 11.

Okay, this one's on Google, I think.

I blame Google too because there were people coming up.

So it was so good.

I kind of want to go sit there tonight at like 10:30 because, like, the Google says 11.

The Google.

The Google says 11.

Not a flub.

That wasn't a flub.

You're not going to get one tonight.

I don't.

Now

that I said it, yeah.

We got like, you still got like 20 minutes to flub.

That's like we just had gay.

We only have 20 minutes left in the show.

Oh, you didn't you didn't understand what was going on this whole time.

We were just talking about nothing?

Wait, is there only 20 minutes left?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, we got it.

Okay, well, we got only 17.

We gotta, do you want to do it?

Don't we want to do a club tour?

Does anybody want to watch a club tour?

But wait.

But wait, you got to play the rest of this audio.

You have to play the rest of this.

There's audio.

We got to do the club tour.

Now there's a couple of minutes left in the audio and we have to play it through.

We just can't stop it.

Go ahead and play it.

I played cake.

Cake, Brian.

That was Cake the Distance on CD 101.

Up next, we have Tool and the Transplants.

Listen to Brian Phillips and Joe Weasel tomorrow morning for a chance to learn Dreamy Kreby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Jesus.

Is that the first recorded flub?

That's the first ever recorded flub in history.

Oh my god.

Wow.

That's historic.

Oh man.

Make me creamy dreamy.

So when you were like editing this video, we all know what happened.

It got way too horny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you were editing this and you heard that, what was your reaction i like i'll be honest with you i lost my fucking mind

like i was like i'd like to know like you you you were probably assuming there was gonna be a flub at some point right will you guys if i tell you something will you promise not to judge me

when i heard it i cried

i cried tears of joy

Why would you make a non-professional say dreamy, creamy, dreamy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was really, it was really hard.

Oh, say Sialis and Viagra.

Just say those words together.

It's Sialis.

Sialis.

It's not Sialis.

That doesn't count.

It's Sialis or Siali.

Oh, it's

not.

You heard it said both ways.

There's a British pronunciation as well.

It's actually Viagra or uncultured people call it Sialis.

It's like aluminium.

Wow, this crowd was fucking rabid for you to flub.

I didn't realize we were sitting on a volcano when that...

Especially because there's so little time left.

I knew we had to play it because I knew it was there, but we do need to hear him shout out all his boys as well.

Frozen custard in Grandview.

Custard is the Cadillac of cream.

Try something.

White Castle jalapeno burger.

I'm reading that.

So you can go to the White Castle and then you can have some frozen custard.

Yeah, that sounds great.

That sounds awesome.

Surely a jalapeno

that would be interesting to try yeah then you could use the custard to cool your mouth exactly

cool and the transplants on

fucking riffing i was riffing

right now

that's what

That was as close as it got to this version of me.

It's like, yeah, that sounds fucking great.

And then you could use the custard to cool your mouth.

I hate that part, John.

I didn't like that part, John.

That's an embarrassing thing to say.

The crowd loved that part.

That was their favorite part all night, I think.

Yeah, man.

Use the custard to cool your mouth off of that white castle, always known for being very spicy.

Were you flirting a little bit with her?

Do you feel like

that's the answer I was getting from that?

Yeah, yeah.

I think I thought she was way cooler than me, but now that I'm listening to this, I'm like, she was, she was.

She was probably way cooler than her.

I played Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine.

What is that?

That's a song by the White Stripes.

That's not the one you might know.

That's interesting, yeah, because I'm actually a big fucking fan of the White Stripes.

I went to their concert, one of my favorite concerts ever, Deer Lake Park.

If anyone was there, it was an amazing concert.

But, um, and I've never heard of that song before.

It's one of your cool kind of no, it's off an elephant.

It's like just a song on it.

Okay, so let's hear it.

Can you pull it up?

No,

no, no, that's against the law.

It's an RIAA thing.

Play, play, finish the the tape.

These people

are tribunal.

What is that?

People want to see the club tour.

Yeah, most definitely.

And we're running out of time.

Yeah, we got about 15 minutes.

Yeah, it's club tour time, everybody.

We're going to do, we're going to take a look again at a club called EC Oasis out of

Lafayette, Louisiana.

Lafayette, yeah.

It's the nastiest place I've ever seen in my entire life.

It is shocking.

And if you go to the, like, later on, if you're, you're like, I want to learn more about ECOASIS,

look it up on Google Maps because it isn't a big pole barn out in the middle of nowhere in like Louisiana.

It's disgusting.

Yeah, it's really, if you look at the Google image of it, you just, it does not look at all like a sex club.

It really is just a big barn on the side of the highway.

I mean, most sex clubs don't look like sex clubs from the outside, Chris.

They try to hide that.

Yeah, that's true.

If you have it, if it's like two, then you'll just, you know, it'll be swarmed with SGs.

Right.

Single.

I hate single guys.

So do we want to pull up the...

Yeah.

It's time for Tom and Bunny.

First live appearance of my friend Tom.

There they are.

Oh.

I've never seen that this time.

You can fast forward to the commercial.

Now we have.

And we didn't feel that we gave the club club justice.

Right.

So, okay, stop it real quick because I want to explain this.

This is their second time back at the club.

This is their second time back.

They did a tour, and they said we didn't feel like we gave the club justice.

Well, the issue was that they found in their first video they didn't have the air conditioner turned up loud enough.

They didn't have the wallpaper.

They didn't get that wallpaper stripped off the wallpaper in the top left.

It's falling off.

Yeah.

They want to make sure they got that in there.

We have, to be fair, we've mentioned this before that

we've watched a club tour of the same clubs that they tour done by other people.

And they have a unique way of making the clubs look really disgusting.

Showing them for what they really are, you know?

Like, they don't understand how to do any of the stuff to hide any of the stuff.

Yeah, you got to watch a real influence or one because it's like, oh, that actually looks like a place people would go fucking suck at.

This, when you see this, you're like, I damn it.

It looks like a horror film.

Go ahead, Dan.

Is one of the friendliest southern clubs we've been to?

Oh.

A great group of people.

And when we were here last time, it was packed.

And from what we're seeing on Facebook today, it's a lot of people.

You keep saying that in this video for some reason.

We're ready to party.

We are.

So

we're going to also be back.

Now it's 2019.

Yes.

That's a good time.

We're going to oscillate.

They always say hot weekend for the colours.

Can you pause it for a second?

2019 before COVID.

Do you guys remember COVID?

Sorry, go ahead and play it again.

For Bunny's birthday, and we'll be able to get a lot of money.

For Bunny's birthday.

What do you get for Bunny's?

There's a bunch of stuff, including free trips and stuff like that to Heat and Super Resort.

Yeah,

a guy that knows how to fuck with a real pick.

The private members only club font.

That's like the laser tag font.

Yeah.

Big laser tag.

When you come in the door, this is a little bit of a title.

Brian and I have covered a few albums on the POD cast that also utilize that one.

he drives past it every day and doesn't even realize that it has no

because it's disgusting looking right so when you come in the door you gotta move forward dance

move us forward so we get in the nasty club they just won't show oh okay correctly because people

want to come rolling party

well we were here our last time it's the locker can you pause it for a second so we can fucking take these lockers in please

those are some nice lockers those are probably the nicest locker well stephen you got them on?

You got them on?

He's got pineapple underwear.

These guys got upside-down pineapple underwear he's wearing right now.

Yep.

Yep.

I like that they have the Christmas decorations.

I like it when it's a time of year where there's like decorations up because you can tell that they're trying to have a good time.

Yeah, it's kind of cool to think of them just like engaging.

You know, they got, but, you know, they're doing just this, you know, disgusting stuff to each other, but they got a little Santa hat on.

I like the part of the ceiling where the ceiling just kind of stops.

Yeah, well, that's also a good thing.

That's a big thing about sex clubs that we've learned: is that if you, if you're not sure if you're in a sex club,

you just look up the walls, and if they go all the way up to the ceiling, you're not.

I don't know why, it's like the design of them.

They're just big, empty areas, and they put up these like false walls almost.

They look like sets from a movie.

It's like laser tag.

It's almost like a lot of it is like laser tag.

It's a little laser tag.

A lot of it.

But there are some, there's some important differences, though

was taken instead

and from what you know what he closed it again this place back

can you i just i just i just thought because you know a laser tag they got the black lights

i just thought about that

go ahead sorry dad tonight so definitely definitely definitely they open at eight o'clock Be here early.

Yes.

Unless you're a single dunno.

Yes, it is a BYOB club.

And we're going to talk about that.

Oh, how does that work?

B-Y-O-B.

How does BYO-B work?

Bring your own bunny.

We have a bunch of people.

Oh, look at this.

So

it's a quietest.

Right.

I kind of picked it up earlier.

It's actually a blow-up unicorn.

I thought it was...

Oh, thank you, Tom.

So, some clubs have a lot of fun.

This design here looks like that.

Remember that Willy Wonka single?

Like the Willy Wonka.

This is their

girl change it out all the time.

Nice shower curtain on the wall here.

Something different.

Okay.

Dan,

you want to get them get us into the playrooms?

We got to get into the club.

I mean, it's not.

So what they did was the floor was a little bit.

No, this whole place is.

Fucking, you know what Dan just asked me?

He said, is that a playroom?

Dan.

Yeah, yeah, the playrooms are so big.

There's no privacy at all.

And you would love the Swingers Club, but

it's unfortunate.

You can't go in.

So what they did was they painted pineapples all over the entire floor so you know where you're walking.

So wherever that's pineapple, that's your walk.

Is that like just in case you're watching?

Because I want to point out, that's the sex couches.

That area right there, they'll talk about it later on if we get to it.

That table in the middle is an orgy table, and people just sit on those couches around and maybe watch, but probably jerk it, right?

I'd assume so, yeah.

I I have a question, Brian.

That's a nice TV, too, by the way.

It's unrelated to the content of the video, but it is related to the video.

Did you consider getting the time stamps before?

No, I didn't even think about it.

You like that TV, though?

Hey, okay.

Well, he was planning the show on the drive over, so hey, come on.

I wasn't doing that.

I was.

Go ahead, Dan.

This is an example, pineapple.

You can buy your very own pineapple here,

and they'll give you the paints.

You can paint it however you want.

You can autograph it that it's your momentum.

I'll tell you something.

I'll tell you.

Let me pause it for a second.

I am not, I'm not bending down on the ground.

I was going to say

painting a pineapple at the sex club.

Imagine how much of a fucking loser you are.

All these people are fucking around you and you're like, I'm going to paint this pineapple, actually.

I got a really good idea for some cool colors for this.

That one, and it looked good.

It was

a good job.

I'll give that.

That's probably Tom and Bunny's, right?

They're the only celebrity couple in the lifestyle.

That's not true.

We watch an award show, and there are a few celebrities that are.

There is the award show.

Go ahead, Dan.

They'll clear-coat it.

Right.

So it will be forever part of ECOASIS.

So for $5.

And that money will be.

Or more.

If you want to donate more.

Or more.

Hey, or more.

Going into

still more renovations in the club.

Yes.

Oh, I thought she was going to say that money will go to charity.

They're going to go for renovations to the club.

They're going to make the wall.

That's kind of a

key pause then.

That's kind of a cool way to leave a part of yourself there at the club.

Can we fast forward to it?

We got to see playrooms.

I don't think there's playrooms at this one, Chris, but.

What?

Oh, wait, wait.

Never mind.

I saw one.

I think I saw it.

We're here.

We're in.

That's a playroom.

That's a playroom.

And again, we got pineapples on the wall.

Look at the cabling back there behind them.

Jesus.

I want to do that.

Okay, so that's pause.

Pause.

This is like corrugated metal.

It is.

It certainly is.

Yes.

That would single.

Maybe use some of the paint that you're using for the pineapples to

touch up some of the trim, perhaps.

The trim.

Well, yeah, we did once see a playroom where there was a VIP area, and what made it a VIP area is that the walls weren't dirty.

It costs extra.

Go ahead, Dan.

That swing is.

No, not in the house.

Oh, they want.

Oh, here goes Tommy.

So, when you're done playing, don't have a particular thing.

Can you go back?

That's the good audio.

That's not good, Tom of any audio.

Can you go back?

Look how fucking dirty the shower door was.

No.

Watch this.

Look at.

We're going to wait till he walks by.

So, oh, no!

Come on.

I love the wire running up around the extension cords.

They don't really care about wire means.

Yeah, loose wiring.

No matter what particular colour you are in any other room, they do have a shower right inside the city.

And this was a video they made to make up for the one that they fucked up.

Towels and everything.

Especially if you're going to play again.

Especially if you're playing.

Take a fucking shower, single guys.

You shouldn't have to say it, though.

They have the same

chemistry.

I love that Dominic Bunny chemistry.

Right?

So, guess where you're going to be tonight?

Oh, you need birthday spanks.

Oh, we need birthday spanks?

Yeah.

Okay.

Get on the side of you.

You need birthday spanks.

Okay.

Now, if anybody does, you can pause this.

Anybody who's never seen Dom and Bunny.

Who here, this is interesting.

Who here has no idea who these two people are?

So let me explain something.

Let me explain something to you.

They're friends of ours.

They're friends of ours.

Yeah, we know them.

They're great.

We know everything about them.

To be clear, we love Bunny, and Bunny's never done anything wrong, and we love her to death.

And Tom is a little bit of a different story.

Yeah,

he's broken his penis.

We feel like he's going against God in many ways.

For the people, real quick, I know it's a few of you, but he...

No, no, people love when you or I bring up

stuff that we used to talk about.

He broke his penis.

Well, first he was like, I'm going to take some Viagra in Seattle every morning and every afternoon.

Oh, somebody learned a pronunciation.

And that stopped working.

So he's like, oh, I heard this guy rams needles into his penis and it gets him hard.

So I think that's where most of us are out, right?

I think that's where most of us are just like, oh, we get the tongue game going.

Yeah, Tom's like, I'm going to go see if I can get this for myself.

He went to the doctor, he got it, and that stopped working.

So he had to get an implant.

And then that stopped working because he used it too much.

And then he's got a second implant.

Yeah.

And

he has a pump up every time.

He does have to pump it up.

He has a little pump in his balls.

He physically has to pump it.

Keep it a pump.

It's the AMS 700, if anybody here's looking for it.

It's very expensive, but it's a good product.

You will lose some inches during the process.

But Tom isn't worried.

He's kind of thong.

He's got inches to spare.

He's doing okay.

But anyway,

the thing where she said he'll get spankings on this crucifix, right?

And it's a great pause.

He gets so mad if she insinuates that either, one, he might be a little gay, or that he does any BDSM at all.

He's like, tell him I don't do that.

Yeah,

you can tell they'll cut, and then she'll come back.

Tom doesn't really get into that kind of

that's so funny to be like, oh, no, they're going to think I'm weird.

Yeah.

And like, I don't know if this is right or wrong, but I just assume everybody in the lifestyle has done gay stuff.

Like, I just assume that they, like, I do.

I really do.

I just think that, like, they're in crazy sex parties and they're just hanging out, having fun, and it's just things are just happening, you know?

So I would imagine Tom.

I mean, listen, I've pictured Tom in gay sexual situations a number of times.

And I, it's, yeah,

to me, it seems like he's

he's at least gotten sucked.

Yeah.

You don't think he's tooted on a pee-pee, do you?

Here go ahead, boy.

Let's keep that one twice.

Oh, he just realized there's a naked lady behind him.

We know of a club that they didn't have bathrooms for a while.

Oh, no.

I've never heard that.

I don't remember that.

Can you stop this then?

Did he just say we went to a club that didn't have bathrooms for a while?

Yeah.

What did they do in there?

Where did they put the pee and the poop?

And even the cum, really.

I mean, that's got to go somewhere, too.

Speaking of that, what's a toilet like in your room?

There is.

Oh, the lights don't work in there.

But like, is it able to handle your load?

I think it does.

I did want to tell you, Stephan, that's got a powerful flush.

Now, I haven't been able to crap yet because I just, it's travel belly.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we're going to the convention center sometime this week.

I think I'd save it for that.

Yeah, we're going to the convention center to the

card show.

To the card show.

I'm going for the bathrooms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got us.

I'm not even joking.

I got us press passes.

I'm going to do some fucking reporting.

Oh my gosh.

I think there's a good chance you find another thing to get addicted to buying cards.

Yeah, I know.

know, and that's going to happen.

We all know that I'm going to buy cards tomorrow.

John almost got me with the NBA thing.

It was the cards for online.

Oh, yeah.

And you were like telling me one night before we did the POD cast, I want these fucking cards and they're worth like $15,000.

So I was like, I got to get myself some of these fucking cards.

So I went and started looking into it.

And I didn't do it, thankfully, because I would have done it and sold it too early.

You know, like, I'll sell it now because I need the the money and then make zero fucking dollars or take a break.

Take, you know, just don't mind me.

I'm just over here sort of silently thinking about having to make a mortgage payment and calling Brian and

finding out that he's, you know, found a very rare Lego set.

I do that.

You already have a few retired sets.

We all know that.

Yeah, he showed me the $500 Lord of the Rings.

Okay, don't say the price when you say it.

Like, it's not.

Show me the Lord of the Rings Lego set you're working on, and you made a point to say, I don't even like Lord of the Rings.

That's true, but it looks neat.

He's a collector.

It looks cool.

I don't care what the things are.

I just want to build them, you know, and then fucking.

I'm going to sit there at my office.

You've also said some of them you don't like buildings.

I know.

Titanic.

You hated building.

Yeah, that Titanic.

That's fucking cool.

But I mean, the truth of it is, is like,

I'm, of course, I'm in the A-Fall community.

And in the A-Fall community, you're not considered a Lego master or anybody who, you know, unless you're doing mocks, you're doing MOCs.

And we would love, you know, tonight,

we love Brian to commit to his first ever

mock for us.

Yeah.

Just one.

Just one single mock.

I can't do that.

Hey, we're done tonight.

Thank you guys.

We'll see you tomorrow.