Guys: Episode 91 - Nintendo Guys with The Go Off Kings

Welcome to Guys a Podcast About Guys.

I am Brian Quinnby, the good guy, Mario, and my Luigi, Chris James, is here.

Hi, Luigi.

Oh, that's that's nice.

I thought I was going to call it.

I was going to call you Bowser.

Yeah, I almost did, but I didn't.

I appreciate that.

Although, Bowser, like, he's a bad guy, but he's pretty fucking cool and powerful.

And, you know, like to be like a cool, badass dragon in that sort of way, I don't think would be a huge insult either.

It's like a frog.

He's not a dragon.

What kind of a turtle?

He's a dragon.

He's basically a dragon.

I didn't realize Brian was doing the Mario theme song.

I thought he was just kind of like a song.

Son of everybody knew i was doing the mario i don't know his eyes are really wide open i think he just hit the afrin so you don't i don't know if he's like

the afrin doesn't get me up it makes it so i can breathe not anymore it doesn't yeah i'm sure oh yeah really it only lasts a few hours now too it's really

the canadian afrin was in such bad shape that it kept breaking in my pocket

Well, you kept sitting on it, I think.

You sat on it with, you know, you had, you had it next to the one-of-one Bret Hart card, and you crushed both of them.

So, well, we have our guests here.

They're very mischievous.

Jesse Farrar and Stephan Heck from the Go Off Kings.

Hi, guys.

Hello.

So

have we had these guys on together before?

Nope.

They're video gamers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We've had them separately on, obviously.

I think maybe even with their other pals, possibly, but we've definitely.

John canceled on us on the one that the block party guys were supposed to do john canceled wouldn't surprise me

okay he's using some language too way things are going well yeah the curling stuff um

the the uh but yeah i love john and i i'm talking to some of his people to see if they can get me on the list of best podcasts of 2020 you guys should be on there oh hell yeah yep we're talking to john i don't think get a hold of these people at vulture i just want to say i think it is a little unbecoming to sort of reach out and try to get yourself on the list.

That's what the big podcasts do.

It's a big podcast.

That's what everybody does.

They don't actually do that.

In Brian's defense, it's 1,000% totally fake, except for when people we like or our friends or whatever, they get nominated or awarded or whatever.

That's real.

But every other aspect of that whole process is complete bullshit.

So Brian's right to do that.

That's incredible.

I actually didn't know.

I feel like an absolute doofus because I did not realize that.

I thought alive and well.

Yeah,

you thought it was based on merit.

Rebuk Merit.

I thought it was based on somebody's favorite podcasts.

Do you know what I mean?

I don't even listen to podcasts.

They hate podcasts.

Yeah,

they'd just as soon wipe their ass with your show.

But if you know the right people.

Well, in that case, fuck you, Vulture.

We don't want to be on your fucking list.

We do want to be on your list.

We do want to be on your list.

I told them that years ago.

I said, you guys, Vulture, you're not fit to...

Well, I actually said the ass wipe thing to them, too.

So it's unfortunate that it seems like this is all i ever say i said vulture you're not fit to wipe my the off of my ass and what happened after that what do you think happened after that they put you on the list i have not been on a single i've never been mentioned in the magazine at all the website nothing i assume it's a magazine i don't know i didn't wipe my ass with it so i hope it is i'll say i mean you want to get on there because block party was on there like a year and a half ago and now we're not doing the podcast anymore so

that we can quit if we get on there yeah exactly okay

i i don't want to be on there i we We can get into the episode because people, I'm sure there's a lot of Nintendo heads right now who are like,

you know, it's the baby mag.

It's the baby gaming system, Nintendo, for babies.

What, sorry?

We're talking about Nintendo guys who are babies.

So you're coming in with a pretty strong opinion about Nintendo.

I don't know if you want to do this because you know me and Stefan are both gaming guys, right?

And we love Nintendo.

We just played Mario Party on stream.

It took like an hour and 20 minutes to get set up for various reasons that we won't have to get into on here, but not important to talk about.

we love nintendo we're big we're big uh we're we're friends of mario i'm a friend of mario as well

what chris you kind of look like mario up there yeah i do i'm super christio is my name i don't know if you caught that it's a reference

yeah and your hat your hat says m for mario well it's a montreal expose hat but yeah it it could also but i mean it's kind of a well-known logo so i don't think people are going to mistake it for m it looks like a jb yeah j b i'm on that exactly most people don't even recognize it as an m they just see it as the expos logo.

But I just think that that is kind of those two letters around.

Ah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Now we're talking about it.

We're only five minutes in.

Brian knows what's up.

Brian, play the fart.

Play the fart.

Let's hear the fart.

Even though he brings my nickname to this show.

And we need to allow to play the reverb fart.

We outnumber.

I want to hear the reverb fart.

I want to hear that fart.

Takes me.

There it is.

That's the fart so how did you manage to somehow talk over your own sound like you talked over it and you were the one pressing it again yeah

that's so how's that okay does your significant other support your nintendo gaming or are you at odds with them about it big question in the guys community always is are you able to coexist with another human being while doing the thing that you do.

Old ball and chain.

Yep.

My wife is the biggest fan of video games.

I'm in my 30s and she thinks it's something I should have, quote, grown out of and concentrated more on other things adult men should be interested in, such as working on cars or into football and sports.

That's true, though.

You should be working on cars and football and sports.

You should be watching football for sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Especially those working on cars.

I do that.

I can change brakes.

Well, I'll sometimes put the game on in my ear.

I'll be, I'll listen to it and then I'll just roll under the hood.

You know, I'll just lay in there all day working on the car while while I'm listening to the damn game.

Roll under now.

I'm not a car guy, but you'll roll under the hood.

No,

you don't do it that way.

You roll under the car, Chris.

Oh, some sounds like some of you guys haven't heard of some of the new designs.

The new cars?

I've used this, but this is going to be really embarrassing.

Have you guys not seen the 2025 cars?

Have you seen the mufflers these days?

They're fucking nuts.

I haven't.

They keep getting stolen out of my, I mean, that's a whole, we don't have to do car guys today, but these guys are coming and they're taking my mufflers and stuff.

Have you seen that?

Yeah, no catalytic converter, actually, but she just doesn't understand.

I knew Brian would know exactly what it was because I feel like he's looked up how to do it.

Yes,

I did when we were, me and my brother did that when we were younger because there was this older kid and he was like,

we were about to go on vacation to Florida.

And he was like, hey, we were like, we need a carton of cigarettes.

Where do you go in Florida when I don't remember.

I was like Jupiter or some shit.

So, but we went to, we went to, but we didn't have any cigarettes.

Me and my brother.

And we're like sixth, seventh grade.

We're not getting cigarettes from anybody who's going to sell them to us.

But there was this 18-year-old kid that was like, hey, if you guys go steal this catalytic converter off this,

off this fucking Cadillac on Harbor Boulevard, I'll buy you the cigarettes.

And he did.

He was a man of his word.

And we did have those cigarettes on that trip.

So we did get to smoke cigarettes.

What was his name?

His name was Danny.

And that's kind of interesting.

Did you get confused a little bit?

Cause it was a Cadillac and a Cadilly.

Like, did that confirm

the Cadillacs?

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

If that was your first experience with them, you'd be like, holy shit, what the hell is this catalytic converter doing on a Nissan?

You know,

he told us where it was.

And

why?

Why?

Oh, he didn't want to do do it.

I'm sure his rationale was because he was an adult.

And then if he got arrested for it, he would go to jail.

Versus if you guys got caught and arrested for it because you were juveniles, you wouldn't go to jail, right?

Probably go to jail too, though, for a little bit.

Feels like we're giving Danny a lot of credit.

Yeah, Danny was kind of a dick.

Why didn't Danny just do it himself?

Is my point.

Why didn't he?

Well, I guess he wanted to involve children who, if caught, would probably say that he did it and make things even worse for him.

That's what I, I mean, these are young children.

So they, you probably wouldn't go to jail.

I don't know.

You might go to teen court, right, Brian?

Well, no, well, see, that would have been real fucked up, you know, because then I wouldn't have been able to go to teen court when I went to teen court because I would have already had a charge.

Wow, really, the domino effect here.

So, you're saying that

this guy,

Danny, you know, Big Danny, he was a big guy, I'm guessing he's a small guy, actually.

So, they called him Big Danny, I guess.

Maybe he was too weak to get the converter himself.

He was a big fan of Glenn Danzig.

Um, he really liked Sam Hain

and he always had a decent car.

And while he needed parts, but you know, yeah,

me and my brother did sneak out of the house and steal a part off of a car once.

He needed the actual, he wasn't selling it because that is a famously like something that it can be strange.

I think it might have been something.

Yeah, it might not even, I'm going to tell you the truth.

It might not even be a catalytic converter.

It was just two parts off of a car.

That completely undoes even the whole point of the story.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So anyway.

Into it, sort of.

Yeah, it sort of feels like the whole thing's fraudulent

she just doesn't understand how an adult male could ever want to game even though she can spend hours in smartphone games and facebook browser games and things that's different you ever run into this problem or do you play a lot of games with your significant other how does it function in your relationship they asked our nintendo this question okay so you i hate to say this um so sorry i just i was just gonna say you guys are both in relationships so you could probably answer this you know and you're both gamers, you know, dude.

We're both gamers.

We're both gamers for sure.

In some ways, we're in a relationship with each other as gamers as well.

So that's something else we can kind of.

We're in a gamer relationship.

We're in a gamer relationship.

I just want to say to this woman, if she's out there, you know, I hate to break it to you, sister, but you can actually play football and ranch on cars in the comforts of a 3D space called a video game.

I mean, they got it.

It's oftentimes not on Nintendo.

No, not always on Nintendo.

I don't even know if it's on the Switch, it's not very, it's going to be pretty cool.

Well, you can accessorize your cart and Mario Kart.

They got two spikes on there now.

But it's a cart screw.

It's kind of not.

I also hate to break it to you, you know, sister.

And listen,

I just think that if you're gaming on your phone, you call it what you want to call it, but you're a gamer as well.

Right.

You know, but it's not Nintendo.

But what's the game?

You can play Nintendo games on your phone now.

Yeah.

I don't think that's what she's doing.

She's an adult.

Adults don't play that stuff.

So what's she playing now?

She's playing.

Candy Crush?

Candy Crush?

Yep.

That's an adult game.

I love candy crush.

We're actually

gamers as well.

No, we don't.

Wordle?

We basically only do Candy Crush.

See, my wife plays Wordle and does Sodiku or Sudoku or whatever that thing is like.

I didn't realize that.

I knew Brian was a little bit older than me, but I didn't realize he was the age of guy who doesn't know how to say Sudoku.

That's really crazy.

Sudoku.

I really don't know.

The second one you said was right.

Yeah.

That's what my mom does.

My mom doesn't know how to say it, but I didn't know that Brian was in that age bracket of that age.

The guy who goes crazy trying to say Sudoku.

SJ Knight413 says, no offense, but your wife sounds backwards.

Maybe he could go to his wife and tell him that the people in the subreddit are backwards compatible, I hope.

No, well, that is Nintendo.

I learned about that this week.

That was a really, really like, that wasn't funny.

Do you know what I mean?

It's not going to get like a big laugh, big, big huge laugh from everyone but it's like one of those ones where it's like oh that's nice that's slow burn slow burn yeah you'll enjoy that one on the ride home here's another helpful here's another helpful one

here's another helpful guy pigeons on your balcony says ironically it's pretty immature of her to condescend to you for having a hobby she doesn't like a supportive significant other shouldn't make you feel embarrassed for doing what you enjoy and sharing your life my wife's always making me feel embarrassed.

I'd have to say that.

It almost sounded like 4X.

Yeah, you heard that, right?

I don't want to influence him by saying what I thought it sounded like, but it had a certain sound that reminded me of it.

Why did you say it that way?

Did you do that on purpose?

Because it felt like my wife.

No, I didn't.

It sounded less like it when you did it on purpose.

Jesse and I both caught it immediately.

We looked at each other like, I think, I mean, who knows what Stefan's out in the right feet?

Stephanie playing a game right now.

I'm playing Nintendo right now.

I'm playing Wordle on my Nintendo.

Oh,

yeah.

Okay.

Nintendo.

Based on her backward-ass logic, does she think her only hobby should be watching soap operas, cooking, and cleaning?

I don't think we have to get into the virulent misogyny.

Yeah, why?

Does she know she's allowed to vote now?

Hey, here's my impression.

Here's my impression of me playing Nintendo Wordle.

Here's my impression of me playing Nintendo Wordle.

Yeah.

Oh, Mario again.

Okay.

that's funny as fuck.

I don't, I'm really kind of confused as why this has turned into sort of like a rights thing or whatever.

What excuse do you think she has?

Does it really say that?

Does it really say that?

No, no, no, no.

That was his.

That was Jews, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is kind of a

strange thing to bring up.

It just seems, I don't know.

I don't see the core.

Well,

it's almost like some gamers just need the slightest push to start

being cruel to women.

I don't know what it is.

Yeah.

I like the guy that goes on Reddit and is like, hey, everybody, tell me my wife's a bitch.

That's like a common type of guy on Likengills.

Good place to go if you want people to tell you that as well.

This guy goes, seriously, though, I've never entered a relationship with anyone who didn't understand that video games are a core part of my hobbies.

I either played video games with them or introduced them to if they were curious about learning how to play, which they always were when they saw how passionate I was about it.

I mean,

you should play.

You should support your hobbies if it's not taking over your life.

But

as we know as gamers, it does have a tendency to take over people's lives.

All too easy.

You get the game, you get the DLC, you get the amiibo.

Nintendo guys know about the amiibos.

The battle pass, of course.

That's a big one.

The battle pass.

Yeah.

I love extra controllers.

You kidding me?

It's a whole

Brian.

What's the Battle Pass?

It's where you can battle each other on.

it's like a pass

belched

belch you asking in the middle of it this guy goes my wife hates me playing games i ignore her i've had them all my life i've only had her a third of it Jesus.

You know what?

That's a really good way to look at it.

Fair enough.

That's really good.

And that sounds like, yeah, like, I mean, that's old school.

You know, I'll

come out in the garage.

How old is that guy, though?

Because if he's like, if he's he's like 60, he's been married to her for like 20 years.

That's a long time, right?

That is, but this guy, the guy that said the misogynist stuff replies to him and goes, this made me chuckle.

Because I actually imagine you reminding her of that fact and her likely just getting even more pissed about it.

I'm imagining you pissing off your wife.

Imagine

you and your wife having a fight and just fucking cracking up over here.

This one's crazy.

And

this is a common thing that I think is a very unself-aware husband thing to say.

I'm just going to say this right now.

My girlfriend is the kind of person who grew up asking for video games for the holidays and then would just watch her siblings play them.

So it's pretty cool.

She just watches me play a few hours in bed every couple of days and gets enjoyment out of that.

I mean, that sounds like a great arrangement.

Yeah.

That's the theme, you know?

Do you

why you want to hear her perspective on it, Brian?

I might want to hear what she has to say about it.

Either way,

it sounds like she's humoring him possibly.

But even then, it's like she's doing what makes him, you know, enough to make him happy and feel like she's interested in it.

I feel like they do have a good arrangement, you know?

It's not a good arrangement if she's bored watching him play video games.

Only

a couple hours, though.

You know what I mean?

A couple hours a week.

Is it a day or a week?

A week, he said.

Yeah, that's not that much.

That's still a long time.

That's not that much, Brian.

That's not Brian.

Most of being alive.

I don't watch my word.

Yeah, Brian, I didn't realize that you had this sort of anti-gaming big hangup, right?

Yeah, this is really kind of weird.

Can I ask you something?

Did you get a Switch for one of the Lego games?

No,

I got it because I wanted a Switch.

I don't really play it.

It's got a bunch of games on it that I'm like one quarter of the way through or other ones that I never played, but it is here in this room.

But I mean,

you could also say that maybe the Switch is just, you know, because it's Nintendo, it's a bit too childish for you.

And also, possibly, you're just a little bit too busy building your Legos to play the Switch as well.

What would make you say that, Chris?

I don't know where you get that idea.

There's so many Legos behind him.

It's unclear.

Let's go to another camera.

Let's see, by the way, I just want to.

There's Bowser.

Yeah, no, there's, if you go.

Oh, yeah, Bowser's back there.

There's a few Nintendos.

If he panned his camera up, there's more on top.

Yeah, yeah, there's a Dune one.

R Nintendo, Sudden Champion, says, what makes you attracted to Nintendo better than Sony and Microsoft?

Attracted is not the word I would say.

That's not necessarily.

Yeah, but we're depending on what character we're talking about.

Ah, yeah, the princess, baby.

We're all guys here, you know?

Yeah, let's say what Nintendo characters we want to fuck the most.

Okay, yeah, same time.

One, so okay, yeah, three, two, one.

Here we go.

Princess speech.

Well, we got to wait till three, three, two, one, and we all go there.

So do you want to count down, Jesse?

You do three, two, one, and then

after one, we all say which character

we want to fuck.

You ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

Three, two,

one,

toad.

Me of myself.

It's kind of a character.

You can play as yourself in like Marvel.

Yeah.

Now, listen, I would like, I'm the only professional one on the podcast, and so it's my duty to say, because Brian just kind of jumped into stuff, started reading.

This is from Reddit, I guess.

We're reading stuff.

We're reading our R slash.

Oh, I do have another thing I got to read here, but let's read through this.

But I do just want to say, can we?

What's your, you guys, did you play Nintendo growing up?

Brian, who here, who here played Nintendo?

Were you Nintendo People's Sega Genesis?

I just want to get it.

I had all of them.

Okay.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Well, you just had to do a couple jobs for the guy down the street and you could have as many systems

as you have.

No, I'll tell you what.

I bought, my parents got us a nintendo and then there was this kid named jeremy that lived in the neighborhood and he stole it and so then we got a super nintendo that's our damn song is about jeremy stole my

i hated that kid i hate him he stole like two of our game systems he was too tough to get like you were you were in a violence gang you couldn't get it back no he would break in when we were gone Yeah, but then you got him back because you got his Catalytic converter.

No, he ended up going to jail for a while.

That's why we didn't ever get him back.

He was in jail and then he got out of jail and we beat him up and then he went back to jail and then he came out and we would beat him up we beat the guy up a million times he just would not stop stealing our gaming systems

um so anyway this guy goes nintendo actually cares about its product and the games they produce they have zero debt multiple times the ceo took a pay cut because of poor performance Not to say others don't care, but they feel like one of the few companies that aren't only interested in their bottom line.

But then you said they have, that's so fucking funny to be like, you know what I love about this gaming company?

No debt.

No debt.

I can respect them because they can balance their books and they don't put themselves into financial peril.

I mean, that's, you know, I just respect them from a business standpoint.

It helps me enjoy the games better.

Yes, Stephanie.

This guy goes, the other companies are evil.

Xbox is Microsoft, and that goes without saying for anyone willing to look up their history.

Sony threw me and others under the bus with the PS Vita.

They were even what, what, what was that?

The PS Vita?

Vita?

Is it

done?

It is Vita, but I wasn't even trying to-

I wasn't trying to jump on your flub there, but I was just like,

who is thrown under the bus by that?

And what is it?

This guy.

Can you guys explain that?

Sony like abandoned their handheld despite really good performance and a lot of people.

People loved it.

Yeah.

Promising technology.

That's not what throwing someone under the the bus is well maybe the guy who like spearheaded the initiative or something well the thing is him one aspect of it that you got to understand is when you're a gamer and you buy a system and games for it you no longer think of it as an entertainment expense you now think of it as an investment so this guy's investment was tanked by the games continue stopping the development and stuff like that however if he was able to hold on a little while he could have realized actually a pretty a pretty nice profit on it actually it's actually good that they they stopped making it because it became more valuable later on but of of course, unfortunately, he already set it on fire in his backyard and uploaded a video of it.

So it probably wasn't much.

Couldn't get the money back.

Thank you, Jesse.

I appreciate it.

Here's an interesting one.

And like I said, I'm not really a Nintendo guy.

Maybe you guys can answer to this, but this guy goes, I work for an intelligence service in my country, and being on Nintendo platforms helps us finding a lot of predators.

That's interesting.

You guys know anything about that?

I don't know what.

Is there a lot of, like, see, I don't even, I only played old Nintendo where there was no interaction.

You were just playing by yourself at home.

I only play games that are rated M for mature, so there's no pedophiles on there.

All right.

Smart.

Smart.

Smart.

And the last person goes,

it's like water compared to PlayStation's wine and Xbox's whiskey.

Everybody drinks water.

Ah, great way to put it.

And but the real true gentleman, which one is the whiskey?

The Xbox.

I've been drinking Pappy.

Yeah, the xbox is the xbox is so then what would be pappy then like what's the playstation is wine xbox is xbox xbox xbox is which xbox

that's known as a flubble and and and they're quite rare but he hasn't done a lot of big i think he gets like a little bit nervous and i think what happens is he's just trying to do his show and then when when it's like us three together and we're like we really are just always.

I don't want to get yelled at.

I don't want to get yelled at, which I won't.

You guys will, but I'm trying to, you know, be kind and not get yelled at.

You want to talk about the actual stuff that we're meant to be talking about.

Maybe.

You asked me what the cream of the crop, Chris, what's the cream of the crop in terms of the

copy of game consoles?

It's PC gaming.

Neo Geo.

It's Neo Geo.

It's PC, baby.

It's PC.

I'm all over PC gaming now.

That's the only gaming I do.

Shut up, Rocket League.

I was going to say it's

Soldier Boys console where you can play every game ever made.

That was good.

Yeah.

That was a good idea.

I'm sick and tired of PC.

Tired of it.

Moving on.

So I went to this website and,

you know, it's interesting.

This is a story somebody wrote.

It's called Princess Bitch.

And

what website did you well, you don't know who she is.

Well,

story website where people write stories,

okay, cool, Bible,

yeah, during Mario party, haha, Luigi, laughed Princess Peach.

I tossed you the bomb during hot bomb,

and you lost the mini-game and also lost 15 coins.

Now, you won't be able to buy the star from Toad this turn.

Peach, how can you be so cruel to me?

pouted Luigi.

Don't take it personally, Luigi.

I want to win too because Mario promised to nail my ass if i finally get off my ass and do something but you already have two stars can we get a little more italian for the yeah i can for the luigi

differentiate between the characters

will make it easy

pitch up and then pitch down for the italian for the yeah for the luigi now they're playing super mario rpg okay ha ha ha luigi laughed princess peach you're not even in this game you're stuck in the manual i'm part of the main squad even bowser's part of the squad this time.

You don't have to rub it in my face, said Luigi.

Mario and Bowser double-team me at every inn we reach.

They fill me up with so much semen that it ain't even funny.

If only you were a main character, you could have joined us in bed, said Peach, a wicked smile on her beautiful lips.

Luigi crossed his arm.

Now you gave me a hard on while I think about Bowser fucking your ass

while Mario fucks your ass.

Right, this is what you're like so desperate to keep things on the rails for.

This is what you had to get to.

I was always interested in hooking up with the hot Koopa, Luigi told her, while a tent grew in his overalls.

I know.

Okay.

I know what you mean, said Peach.

Bowser has such a good penis.

She then lifted her lips.

That is.

Bowser has such a good penis.

Bowser has such a good penis, yeah.

I would imagine it would be, it would be a terrifying thing.

He does, he does, by the way.

Like, if you, I'm on, I mean, one of my favorite websites, rule34.xx.

Yeah,

I've been there, unfortunately.

I mean, because you told me about it.

Yeah.

Bowser is like, I mean, he's got a lot going on down there.

Yeah.

I would imagine he's got, he's got a huge hammer on him, but I just think it would be like, it might be one of those ones that like, it gets in there and it can't come out.

Spikes.

It has the spikes.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I'll send you here.

You guys, you don't have to click on this if you don't want to.

Yeah, I don't want to.

So I don't.

Yeah.

You don't have to, Jesse.

You don't have to.

I'll check it out.

Chris and Brian want to check it out.

Oh, it's very, very,

very

graphic.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's a good-looking penis.

I can see the green lighting up Brian's microphone in an instant.

It's so much.

I saw the green light up his room.

It's actually mostly yellow in the picture.

It's mostly yellow.

Heat.

Well, the green is the surrounding, but it's, I just want to say, Bowser is sort of,

I guess he's opening his hole up.

He's laying down on his back facing.

Well, because you can see the huge anal beads.

Oh, that feels like such a dastardly trick.

Just like Bowser.

He's dastardly.

He's come fuck my hole.

And then I jump in there and all of a sudden it's a big trick and I have to verse him and I get caught in a bubble or something.

I mean, forget about it.

I don't want to.

Yeah, I would not truly, even if I was so sexually attracted to Bowser, I would not engage in any sort of intercourse with him because I would be concerned with his reputation.

I think I would be trusted.

I'm the one guy who would be able to fuck Bowser and come without being trapped or killed.

You've always had that attitude, you know, about fake.

Yeah, it's a positive attitude.

It's gotten you in a lot of rage over here.

I'm believing that

I went to Nintendo forums and Jack Lovejoy said, are Nintendo games really shallow and for kids?

So he said this on the Nintendo forums.

Maybe not a popular sentiment.

He goes, I've been hearing that Nintendo is only for the kiddie audience and their games are shallow, shovelware that lack depth.

Is this true?

The answer is a huge fucking no for crying out loud.

Okay, good.

Yeah, hey, yeah, you had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Because I mean, sure, Mario, Kirby, Animal Crossing, and Pokemon are kiddie, but those are the only ones directed towards kids.

Take another look at other Nintendo first-party games: Metroid, half of the Zelda games, Kid Icarus, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Star Fox, and hell, even Mother.

I don't know.

I don't know, Mother.

I don't think I do either.

That's where, like, Ness is from, if you've played Smash Bros.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Those game series are not directly aimed towards children and are aimed at a more mature audience.

I think the reason why people make this misconception is because those franchises are the most recognizable and the other ones are left in the dust.

But seriously, Kid Icarus is more recognizable.

I mean, I also, I think that, doesn't that kind of undercut the point that if these other franchises that are aimed at adults, even if I take that at face value, the fact that they are left behind in the dust and the ones that are most prominent are the chiefly kid-oriented game series, doesn't that sort of undermine the point that adults are the focus of Nintendo's business plan?

Yeah.

Have you played

Xeno Blade?

Have you played Xeno Flame?

Xeno Blade?

But yeah, but Star Fox and shit, it's like, you know, that's a hard one.

You're telling me that's for kids, Jesse?

I mean, that one's a little graphic for the kiddies.

Isn't it?

No, but it is.

I can check that website I go to.

Star Fox's dad

got exploded by

Slippy dies.

It's really sad.

It's pretty brutal.

Slippy was getting Roadhead in his jet and he goes down.

So it's like that is sad.

It's hard to see.

You hate to see a guy die from Roadhead.

He was just about to bust.

Yeah.

Oh, that's sad.

That's crazy.

You tell me he didn't get to bust?

He didn't get to bust.

He was just about to, you know, the glass that comes down over the top of you when you're sitting in your fighter jet?

Oh, yeah.

He was just about to blow his fat load all over that, the heat shield of his jet.

And then he, unfortunately, he lost control of the stalk because he was experiencing so much pleasure.

Oh, my God.

Eternal blue balls.

Yeah, that's where his famous line, Fox, get this guy off of me, comes from.

Yes, that's right.

That's right.

A lot of people forget that.

Rest in peace to Slippy, a real one.

It's beautiful.

I want to rest in peace, though.

What's that other guy's name?

Nads?

Nads.

Yeah, Nads is dead.

You wouldn't know that if you're not a patron, but rest in peace, Nads.

Did Nads pass away too?

Nads passed on.

Yes.

Hey, I saw you guys make an appearance at AEW last night, by the way.

Congrats.

Well,

that was a while ago.

Yeah, but we did.

We want to give a shout out to the, I think, I mean, I can look it up right now.

Or Brian, can you pull it up?

The person who actually did it.

Del Taco, I think.

Del Taco

Twitter, but had a Queeber and the Griss sign, and then on the other side, single guy.

And let me tell you,

I don't know if they did some research, but they got some really good placement.

They were very prominent on the television broadcast with their signs.

A bunch of times, yeah.

Yeah, somebody posted that there was like some discussion happening, you know, on some forums about like what's with the Queber and the Griss.

Like wrestling forums, yeah.

Yeah, I went to Nintendo of America and

they recently announced something called Alarmo.

You guys ever heard of this thing?

Have you heard of this?

I've heard of Alarmo.

This is interesting.

I have not heard of it.

It's a cock.

Cock.

I said clock.

Hang on.

Let's take that one.

Let's just

take it again.

I said it's a cock.

I said cock.

No, I said.

Are you still looking at the Bowser picture?

No, I said the L in the back of my tongue instead of the front.

Why?

This guy's, brain is so fucking perverted that when the word clock comes up in it, it just automatically removes the letter L.

Like, it just

looked like cock.

Yeah, he's he read cock, he saw a cock, yes.

Yeah, so Alarmo is an alarm clock that costs $100 that Nintendo is selling.

Nice.

Yeah, mine, my one thing about my alarm clock is it's not expensive enough.

I'm buying it.

I did look up, I did look up how to get it, but I lost interest.

I will say when I saw this thing, literally the first thought I had was, Brian is going to purchase this.

I came close.

I did.

But, you know, Alex Humphrey says,

Alex Humphrey says,

I rather buy a Nintendo smartphone, but this off to a good start.

I wouldn't rather buy a Nintendo smartphone.

I disagree with that.

I'm fine with my phone.

You love your new phone, even though you don't take care of it.

Yeah.

Joe says, I've been saying that for a long time.

I'd buy a Nintendo phone.

I definitely know what they're talking about, though.

They want, these are people who are so obsessed with Nintendo that they want everything in their life to be Nintendo.

And so Nintendo's like, they do electronics.

Why can't they do a phone for me?

It's worse than Apple in the respect of like locking things down that I think if you get much more locked down than Apple.

That's pretty tough.

I would buy a Nintendo smartphone.

I would buy the first, like the first one they released, even if it had so many issues and it was like known to be very bad.

I would get in early on it.

You want to call your mom, you got to enter a 16-digit friend code.

What the hell?

Yeah.

You have to enter a number to call someone.

That's annoying as fuck.

Yeah.

Your phone number ends up having to beat level 1-1 on Mario.

What does your phone number does?

Your phone number.

Your phone number is.

Beat 1-1.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got to beat the level to call me.

What is this alarm clock?

Can you guys explain it to me?

Yeah, I know.

Well, basically, think of it.

Think of it like an alarm clock.

And it's from there, it's like it's just exactly what you would think.

And its name is Alarmo.

Yeah.

Can it be as an alarm with an O at the end?

Is it very, very, very funny?

Yes.

Everybody's happy.

Because the O if Bo is like, oh, yeah.

I'm so glad I bought this thing.

Everyone's laughing.

Oh, it's funny that they won't tell him what it is that they're doing this bit, but they keep saying Alarmo.

But can you guys actually tell me what it is, please?

Well, it's a Nintendo sound clock it's alarmo according alarmo kind of yeah it's alarmo it's like an alarm but if you want nintendo sounds yeah and add an oh you can do that just on your phone you can just download them

but this is alarmo this is alarmo yeah this is alarmo this next guy goes i don't see nintendo ever making a smartphone because they don't like emulation of their video games that's true that is true what

what prevents them from making a smartphone and that because it would be nintendo handheld would be an obvious shoe-in for like okay so what's the use case for buying the nintendo smartphone well you get emulation capability of their old games and stuff like that otherwise what are they bringing to the table that you know the decades of apple and you seem like an android guy the way you're talking now bro i'm an apple guy but you just sound like an android guy i don't know because you're talking about a lot i like a lot i thought you were a pomegranate guy you've got i'm off pomegranates he has android vibes though i will say

i do not i alex humphrey uh don't move away from that so quickly.

We weren't done talking about that.

Don't even start.

You give Android vibes.

That's what we're saying.

I mean,

you literally have the green glow of the Android text on you right now.

That's correct.

No, I don't.

I think it's Bowser's.

That's Bowser's clock, though.

That's Bowser.

Yeah.

This guy goes, this is a really great idea.

I hope this sells well enough for more Nintendo electronics to be released.

A Nintendo-branded TV would be great for console gaming in general.

Yeah, I know.

I like the idea of that.

Why don't they have a TV?

It's a great question.

I hate that I have to play my Nintendo on a fucking rival television.

Well, it's not even really a rival television.

The Sony one is, though.

The Sony one is

fair enough.

Exactly.

And to me, they all are.

Everything.

To me, all TVs are Sony.

Yeah.

Well, yeah.

In a way.

Yeah.

Of course.

TV, Sony, computer, Microsoft, video game, Nintendo.

Phone, Apple, phone.

Or Android if you're Brian.

Or Android if you're Brian.

I don't have Android.

This guy goes, I was hoping it linked to your phone so you could listen to text messages or receive galls on it or use it on the online app to talk to other players online.

Should have an option to download any music owned by Nintendo on a download list, not a random small update.

Chris, do you want to take this one?

What did you say there?

What did I say?

You said gulls.

You said

like seed goals.

Well, you said you said receive

galls.

i mean yeah this is uh i mean listen the flubheads have been actually sort of piping up online to say like hey we were you know things have been thin lately we haven't had anything to feast off of so

here you go today is your day feeling good tonight this is the episode this person says this would actually

That's okay, man.

Let's hey, let's

just no, no, no, no.

I didn't even do enough.

This is, we got to chill out here for a second.

I think we got to relax here for a second and just sort of, yeah, I mean, maybe just sort of talk for a second about.

Brian, would it help if you looked at your Android phone for a second?

I'm an Android phone.

This guy goes, this would actually encourage me to start using an alarm lol.

Jesse, stop.

Jesse's trying to antagonize it.

No, I'm not.

Of course, as we know, Jesse is, of course,

Tennessee, the Tennessee chapter sergeant of arms of the flubheads.

And he's always trying to get those flubs going.

But yeah, Brian, I think we're all good now.

Everything's good.

We're ready to go.

Right.

Hey, Sue says, would love an interactive Nintendo coffee maker.

What?

You guys thought about that?

So the coffee.

I'm guessing maybe when the coffee was ready, it would go like, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Yeah.

Smart.

Yeah.

Like, is that what happens at the end, though, of the level?

Do you think that's what I'm saying?

Maybe while the coffee is brewing, it's playing the song.

The song, and it is the beginning part, and then it does the thing at the end when when it's finished whatever that noise is when you like hit what i don't know what that is the flagpole the flagpole yeah it's like

yeah

yeah it does that one that one yeah i mean that's actually pretty good that's not

well

i'm gonna have a whole house full of nintendo utilities and do other coffee makers make or play songs when you are no i don't think so but that's what actually

nintendo sort of

what distances are

problem yeah the competition exactly yeah alex says i want one for like $30 or $50, not for $100, but probably $400 to get one anyway.

Yeah, it's good to say I would like it for $30 or $50.

Yeah, I think that probably like it more for $30.

Nintendo's going to take $50 on that one if you're going to, if you give them those two options.

Yeah.

The $30 coffee maker is that?

No, this is the Alarmo.

That's a Laramo.

I think that's a lot.

And I looked into Alarmo while you guys were doing God knows what a minute or so ago.

And it does seem to just be an alarm clock that has uh uh

sort of characters on it and i guess you can program them to say like good morning or whatever yeah it's not really anything it's it's weird they nintendo has made sort of slight entrances into these the physical products like they did um uh what was it called the labo stuff was oh is that what it was cardboard thing or whatever right yes and then they had like the mario kart uh like the ar mario kart or whatever right yeah some very

wanted to buy that what's the ar what's uh it's where you set up like a racetrack in your house and it's a little like rc mario kart and it's got a camera on it and you can like play it uh oh that's that's kind of a cool concept it is kind of cool that is kind of cool you got to have a big house though that's the problem with it you need a lot of space for it i think yeah hardwood this guy goes uh game freak releases a sleeping game and no one bats an eye Nintendo releases an alarm clock and everyone loses their minds.

Okay, so someone put out a sleeping game?

Game Freak?

Game Freak.

So they do Pokemon.

Did they do a Pokemon sleeping game, I guess?

I guess.

I have no idea what he's talking about.

This is from the Nintendo 64 group in Facebook.

By the way, I just want to say

I had a Nintendo, a Super Nintendo, but then I dipped on Nintendo 64.

Weirdly, like I moved over.

You got off too soon.

I think that the N64 is the best console.

I agree.

I agree.

In hindsight, I wish I hadn't.

And I did go back and play.

Like, you know, my friends had and stuff.

I played a lot of cart on N64, but yeah, I feel like I did miss out.

So this guy goes, current status of my N64 collection.

It's crazy how expensive chasing nostalgia is, worth every penny, though.

And he has

a big collection.

I've shown the picture for you.

Oh, wow, this guy's into wrestling, too.

That's cool, though.

That's a cool thing to be into.

Yeah, yeah.

He's got the belt.

He's got the biggest thing.

Stephanie, be careful.

Somebody's going to go hold up a sign and making fun of you at the next one.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'd I'd love it if somebody would make fun of somebody else on wrestling.

Wait, you think that was making fun of you?

That was your name on a sign?

I know.

That one wasn't.

A lot of times they'll put flubs, though.

Yeah, a lot of them do they'll put signs.

A lot of times.

This has happened more than once.

This happened about five times, yeah.

This is about the fifth time that it's happened.

And I think I encouraged it a lot because the idea of Brian, like, trying to get away from his flubs and, like, watching wrestling and then.

Watching his favorite thing to get away from.

And then people holding up signs to like remind him of the flubs.

It was like a very funny idea.

Remind me of the nickname that I ran away from.

Oh, that's

Queber.

Yeah.

I think, I guess the idea of having the name Cueber on his favorite show is probably not actually good for him because he actually doesn't like the name Queber.

I got away from it.

I moved away from Groveport and don't talk to anybody from Groveport.

That's how I got away from that name.

Some of them were really good dudes who had a lot of

enterprising ideas.

Come on.

Sean was a business owner.

What's wrong with Queber as a name?

Like, what do you not like about it?

It sounds cool.

Yeah.

It doesn't sound cool and it kind of comes.

I think it sounds cool.

It doesn't sound cool.

It sounds like an absolute, it sounds like not a cool guy at all.

That's what they were getting at.

It's a play on Queef and Quimby.

People's moms used to call me that, and people's dads called me that.

I had some fucking teachers that called me that.

Like, I couldn't get away from it.

And

I understand.

I understand why you hate it because, like,

you know, you're somebody who deserves respect.

I don't say that too often,

but you're somebody who deserves respect.

You know, you're like a really good dude, and you're like, you know, you're a good dad, and you have, you know, you do a really good show now and stuff.

And it's like, some Queber is not somebody who deserves respect.

You cannot respect somebody named Cueber in any real meaningful way.

Is there still a little bit of Queber within you, though, do you think?

No,

none.

I can still see.

I think Queber uses an Android phone a little bit.

He would if he had a phone.

Yeah.

And listen, I think Queeber is 99%

gone.

If I had to guess, just from knowing Brian and sort of hearing stories of Cueber, I would say he's 99% gone.

But every now and then, you'll sort of see a pop-up.

Goes to Mexico and tries to buy Santa.

Yeah, exactly.

That's Cueber.

That is Cueiber.

Tales of Cueber would be a good video game based on Brian's life.

So this guy would be Nintendo.

This guy posts

masterful stuff, guys.

That's a good idea.

This guy posts a picture of a bunch of games and a couple Nintendo 64s, a Japanese one, and some wrestling belts and stuff.

And they're on the floor, by the way.

This isn't like masterfully displayed.

A guy just threw his shit on the floor in his apartment and said, here's my picture.

First comment is from Dan.

He goes, somebody came from a rich family.

Jesus.

So I don't know that I don't know.

Just to be clear, it's not that big of a collection.

It's not like

it's not insane.

It's just kind of on like, isn't it on like kind of like a dirty carpet as well?

It is.

It looks bad.

It looks to be like a, like just a small apartment.

Like it doesn't look, it's, it's, you can very much tell from the photo that it is not a rich person at all, you know?

Guy responds and goes, you consider that rich?

And he goes, well, let's see your collection.

To have multiple systems, games, controllers, I would say somebody was well off.

Most people would be lucky to have one system, two controllers, and maybe a dozen games.

Not like the gentleman who displayed this post.

Yeah, but

he collects them.

He collects them.

Yeah, you're right.

Like most people who are just gaming or whatever, but this is somebody who is a nostalgia collector who like goes you know like that's what they spend their money on there the difference between someone who's not rich and rich is something like six additional n64 games it sounds like

not even in the box either the games

cartridges yeah yeah could have possibly picked them up at secondhand store you know what i mean could have actually gotten them a lot of them at the time of release like yeah

they're not even all complete in box it's not like they're the rare ones or whatever it's just like whichever ones like well scott jumps in to help he goes bro i own 70 grand in games around 4 000 video games and 13 consoles and i'm not rich you clearly don't know what rich means

i mean i guess i don't want to split hairs with this guy about material wealth at that point i'm i'm ducking out of the conversation between if i accidentally waded in and said what do you mean he's got like 14 games who cares if this guy then shows up and says i'll show you what rich is or isn't or whatever my point is i think i'm showing myself the door out.

70 grand in games is a lot.

I don't have $70,000 in anything, including Legos.

I know that's what you got.

How much do you think you do have if you had to estimate

$15,000 worth?

Keeping in mind, you've said whatever.

Maybe less, actually.

Maybe less.

Maybe less.

Actually, I'd probably say $10,000, $15,000,

$10,000 because a lot of them were only $100 when I bought them.

you know what i mean a lot of them are a lot more yeah a lot the ones i buy now are so this guy goes, I have a what about the ones you've sold, though?

I've never sold any.

I'm going to start selling stuff.

You still haven't sold any?

I don't know how.

The last time I talked to you, you were talking about selling them.

You have every Lego you've ever bought?

I don't know how to sell it.

This guy works.

You don't even get rid of any either.

You're just hoarding all of them?

That's my trying to get rid of them soon.

I'm going to take it.

What does that really mean?

You could just recycle them or whatever, like take them to like a hobby shop or whatever, you know, like a second-hand.

Sell them and lots, like of big lots of Legos.

Do you know what you should do?

You know what you should do, Brian?

No, no, no.

Brian.

Yeah, you should give them away to guys listeners.

Okay.

Wow, smart.

That's a good idea.

That's a good idea.

You guys want some free?

You get some, you want some free Lego?

Well, yeah, I guess you'll have to wait.

How would we do that?

Yeah, so don't say that.

Christopher says,

Christopher says, I have a Super Nintendo.

Sucks because my daughter dropped it.

Now it won't work.

I hear something rattling around in there.

I hope I can fix it.

Well, I hope you can fix your freaking daughter.

What the hell's wrong with her?

Sounds like she's screwing up your damn life for it.

It's on him for letting his daughter get close to the Super Nintendo.

Oh, you don't let them get anywhere close to your toys.

He don't let you either.

Oh, it's just, listen, the.

I do, I feel for this guy because it is hard to get a super.

You know, it costs a little bit to get a Super Nintendo now.

It's not inexpensive.

you're rich you can probably get one i got a game cube recently but i just the way i got it was i traded straight up my like xbox one or something for it you know just because i wanted to play and i got mario kart and mario golf and a few other games the old ones that i like to play and i've played it for a while

mario strikers No, no, I don't have that one.

Yeah.

Chris, that's your game.

Here's a little thing for you, folks.

You can play it on your big TVs, your wide screen.

You got to reformat that sucker though these are not formatted for the wide screen they're formatted for the standard screen so you got to reformat that television or it's going to look all up you guys probably know that but i i loved it the hard way

during luigi's man's the hard way i don't even want to get into it man yeah sure during luigi's mansion luigi was so proud that he finally got his own game in which he was the star He had to save Mario from King Boo.

He wished he would have to save Princess Peach as well.

It would let her shut up for once in her life but with a game like this under his belt there was no way she should she could tease him now she would finally take him seriously like his older brother mario and bowser too maybe luigi would finally get lucky with princess peach ha ha ha luigi laughed princess peach you finally have your own game and you're a chicken for all of it it must be so embarrassing to have that kind of game out in the world luigi got red in the face he couldn't take her teasing any longer he was fed up with how peach acted what did he ever do to her?

What is your fucking problem, bitch?

He screamed at her.

This is not Luigi right this.

This is crazy.

This is really,

yeah, it is like, yeah, super heavy duty, obviously, like in-cell kind of

vibes to it.

Very woman-hating.

And also, it just seems like maybe a younger person.

Probably.

Yeah, yeah.

But does anybody know if there's a place to see where Princess Peach is saying all that insulting stuff to you?

Like, could you just find,

could you just Google that?

And she would say that you're not good enough and stuff and you're small and stuff why would someone want that oh i don't know i just you could pay money i thought it would be honestly i thought it'd be funny

yeah i guess but like i don't know i don't think someone would like it doesn't seem

wouldn't that be so funny if she was like she'd like a look like

long leather gloves on and she was like saying like Just for instance, for instance, she was like, Jesse, you know, you'll be having the gloves on?

You'll never beat the big game.

And she's like snapping the gloves or whatever.

Oh, she's smoking too well yeah that'd be so funny god that would be funny smoking porn is the weirdest thing to me and i'm what are you talking about why are you talking about porn because that's what they're talking about

no not uh here's a uh here's a review of the super mario brother movie

i saw this movie i went to this movie i um

this one i went to in uh 4d

oh where like where the chairs the share chairs shake and they like blow water on you and stuff?

That was a fucking nightmare.

It was an absolute fucking nightmare.

You go to those, you go to the 4D showings a lot.

I feel like no, I don't.

I don't.

You've been to a few of them.

I've been to a few of them.

I've been to a few of them back in the day.

You go to them a lot.

I guess you're rich.

Yeah.

70 grand in them.

Damn.

Hello, they cost a little bit more, but $70,000.

They cost more?

Yeah.

They're bad.

They cost more than they saw.

Why would you say I was rich?

I didn't even know that.

I didn't think they cost more.

It was more than a normal one.

Damn.

Of course.

Well, they're doing all right.

Trace.

Trace, which Chris knows a Trace.

He's Bubba and Love Sponges show.

Well, he's part of the Bubba family.

And shout out to his famous father, who we actually had on one of our programs.

One of the biggest lessons you ever learned is don't have a shock jock guy on your show

that makes fun of shock jocks.

Mason.

manson he was the the right-hand man of uh bubba love sponge we talk about this a lot i'm sorry but it was really an incredible thing when he asked him for his plug and he said his plug was libertarianism

so this guy goes uh it's always really weird seeing a mediocre movie that is getting universally praised makes you feel crazy The critics were close to right on this one for once.

Also, many of the five-star reviews are obviously fake, so be careful with that.

Well, I do agree.

We all know that there's something iffy about the Rotten Tomatoes audience score system these days.

And I'm this is Google, though.

Oh, the Google, all of them have been compromised.

Unimpeachable, not Google.

They're all compromised.

Not Google.

You're saying Google has fallen?

Nope.

Well, the thing with movie reviews.

The thing with Rotten Tomatoes, I don't know if you guys know this, but the audience score is now the popcorn meter.

So you have to check.

Yes, I do know that.

But Google's

well-checked.

Okay, okay.

I'm just, you know, I thought maybe Jesse didn't know.

I don't know that.

That's new.

Yeah, it's the popcorn.

Nobody checks Google for movie reviews.

So why would they,

you know what I mean?

So it's accurate.

Anyway, he goes, I want to preface this all by saying I'm a huge Mario fan.

I've played and owned every Mario game and had Mario and Peach Cake Toppers at my wedding.

Oh, okay.

That's interesting because I do appreciate that context because

I was not thinking you were that big of a fan.

It was helpful.

That did not help my enjoyment of the film at all.

I don't know why it would.

I can't imagine it would.

I'm a huge psycho, and I didn't like this.

I don't expect too much from a kid's movie as an adult, but I do expect them to be at least entertaining.

And I don't think that's unreasonable, giving masterpieces like Toy Story a mega mind.

Masterpiece?

Mega Mind?

Mega Mind is a masterpiece.

Listen, they're pretty good, I think.

It's like, it was, you know, it's fine.

That's one of the Will Farrell, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I don't know that I would call it a um a master

it's a masterpiece mega mind uh the mario movie doesn't seem to be made with adults or children in mind it's more like it was made for a very select audience of viewers who are stuck 20 years in the past and love outdated humor slash slow motion stuff listen yeah that would be the adults watching the mario movie yeah yeah it might seem that way like it's but the you know the box office tells you otherwise it was very very successful everybody went and watched it so it was but the the people that saw it hated it.

This guy goes, the story's nothing to write home about.

And that's okay.

But it is definitely a problem when the story only exists to tell jokes.

No matter what.

You wanted like a serious story from the Mario movie?

I think it would be okay if it was a little funny.

I actually agree.

I didn't like the Mario movie either.

I thought it stunk.

I didn't like it either.

I thought it was air.

I thought it was smashing around.

It was funny.

Yeah, it's probably hard for you to enjoy it with the water.

Genuinely, it was a funny thing.

It was splashing up your butt and stuff.

Yeah, sounds bad.

It goes up your butt.

The water goes up your butt.

Yeah.

Okay, no, I don't want to get it.

This guy's on his fucking app.

It looks like Bowser was at a 4D.

They don't have 4D in Ohio, guys.

Okay, so I don't even know what it is.

Yeah, you guys probably just got 3D.

Yep, we do have 3D.

Yeah, you probably just got it.

You guys have 4F, I think.

Or 4H.

Is it 4H?

Is that

4-H?

That's where the animals are.

It's actually pretty serious, so stop something about it.

Well, speaking of, not a single track that played, even the orchestrated Mario remixes felt like they belonged in the scenes.

It seriously felt like watching a fan-made advertisement for the movie, but the advertisement was as long as the movie itself.

As for the jokes,

yeah, that's a difficult thing.

As for the jokes, the most prominent was a joke where the scene would go into slow motion and Mario would say, Mama, mia.

Okay.

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

I agree with that.

I don't know how it could be an advertisement for itself at a feature length.

That is an interesting concept.

Maybe it had some problems.

Well, that might explain it.

And a lot of people went back.

You know,

they thought this time they'll see the real movie.

They're like, holy shit, that fucking, I want to see this movie, you know?

And so it did its job.

Yeah, I didn't think it was that good.

Again, my seat was moving around a lot in a jerking kind of motion.

It was very uncomfortable physically, but I also just don't think it was that good.

But it is a, you know, it's a kids movie and it's a, it's a movie based on a video game.

I always assume those are going to be bad.

This is, this is zero bullshit.

I'm not lying at all.

I saw Mario on an airplane.

As a matter of fact, I saw the Mario movie on an Alaska Airlines airplane.

Uh-oh.

Flying home from Alaska.

Oh,

that's what I.

Are you telling me you were watching that when your crotch got so hot that you had to rip out your...

No, no, no, no, no.

That was on the way there.

Oh.

So on the way home when you were shitting and so sick that they made you sit beside the bathroom.

Yes.

So how did you, how did you enjoy the film?

I didn't like it.

I didn't like it, but I was like, you know what?

It'll keep my mind off this situation that's going on.

Yeah.

It did this whole thing going on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We don't have to rehash what went on.

He, you know, he caused a big issue on the plane.

I did.

It was inoffensive the first time, but they did the exact same joke at least five more times throughout the movie.

Speaking of slow motion.

Known as a callback, Greg Dean, I'll tell you that.

Even when it makes absolutely no sense to the characters go into slow motion.

I'd estimate every five minutes there was a slow motion gag or the epic action scene in slow motion.

The humor doesn't get much better than the mamma mia joke.

And I would describe it as every single bad cliche from an animated movie over the past 20 years thrown into a blender everything from characters screaming for no reason to being lol so random to being cute but excessively dark the theater i went to was packed but there were no laughs throughout the entire movie not even from children

well those three things there are like the funniest things in the world to kids so i'm surprised to hear that even the kids didn't like it or

we were confused about who it was for you just described what a child's sense of humor is so yeah JF, did your kids like it?

Yeah, they did like it.

You know, they even liked the, they liked the song.

I, I, uh, I, I did actually see when I was in L.A., I saw Jack Black on the street.

And I had, I had half a mind to tell him I didn't too much care for the Mario movie.

But what I did instead was I sort of sheepishly looked away and then later Googled, was that Jack Black on the street?

And then, of course, that didn't come up with anything.

So then I was just like, well, I guess that was him.

And then that was pretty much the end of it.

But it was an interesting encounter, though, for sure.

It was.

It was.

The animation is really bad.

But it wasn't him.

It was him.

That's what it said.

It was him.

Did you tell him he's disgraced now?

Actually,

truthfully, that was something that crossed my mind.

It's like, could I say something to him that was like, hey, why'd you fucking do that to Kyle?

Why wouldn't you ask him about that?

Well,

Jesse agrees with what he did.

I just thought it was better not to harass a person in public.

Or talk to him at all to harassment.

Now he's a public figure and he has to be held accountable well he had his headphones in so i would have had to ask him to take his headphones off

we pay his salary we elected him you

all you want

forgetting who jack black is

you know what he signed up for yeah

uh john jimbob says uh if having a bunch of nintendo references shoved in your face isn't enough to impress you and make you cream yourself with joy you'll see right through the outer coat of pain into into the heart of what this movie actually is: a piece of garbage.

This guy kind of sees the ones and zeros, you know.

Hey, this movie's like a big cash crab.

Yeah.

He seemed to be interested in profit with this particular film.

I have to be so cynical about the

internationally licensed intellectual property brand.

I just feel like, I don't know.

What the hell was it in this one?

He goes,

he goes,

I don't think the absolutely terrible, terrible script writing should be given a pass just because, oh, it's a kid's movie, or didn't you like all the Nintendo references?

Believe it or not, seeing a reference I recognize doesn't net me any positive points for this film.

What would net positive points would be if the movie was funny, interesting, well-written, has a semblance of a plot, literally anything.

The film has nothing outside of Solence reference humor.

Like, no offense, the Mario games are not known for their plot.

Oh, dude.

Go and do it.

Oh, don't say that.

I saw a couple of real grown men going at it about Mario lore earlier today.

And the only reason it's not in this episode is because it happened like 10 minutes before we went to record.

But dude, guys, they were so, it was the longest argument, one of the longest arguments I've seen on Reddit.

That's period.

I feel like if you go to a movie like this, then you have to expect that it's going to be a lot of reference-based humor.

That's fair.

You know, that's just kind of understood.

Like, I don't know.

It's just to the video game.

Yeah, of course.

Like, that's what they're going to do.

It's fucking complete bullshit.

Like, just to go in and expect them to make some incredible movie is, it's on you, really.

Well, on our Nintendo, a guy named

Electric Keys

said,

controversial thought.

So watch out.

Okay.

Super Nintendo World is way overrated.

So, I want to go to Super Nintendo World.

Almost went by myself during that period where I was in LA and my wife and kid were in

Ohio still when I went to Mexico that day.

I was almost going to go there too.

I almost did it, but I didn't.

I chickened out.

That maybe would have been better than what you did instead, right?

Well, what if I'd have got the Xanax, though?

Well, that's true.

Yeah, you're not going to find Xanax at fucking Super Mario or Nintendo World, you know?

What is that?

I find a mushroom, though.

Ooh, oh, but nothing.

That's real nice from Jesse.

Also past guest on Arrowhead guys.

So appreciate it.

He knows what they do.

He knows what a mushroom does.

And nutmeg.

He knows what nutmeg does.

That's right.

Bugs you up real bad.

I'm a huge Nintendo fan in my mid-30s.

No kids.

I just came back from Universal Studios.

I'll say all that stuff in the

imagination.

At the beginning of your review about why it's overrated, the theme parts overrated.

I love Nintendo, and I'm ugly.

And here's what I have to say about

no kids.

I just came back from Universal Studios, Hollywood, and I went there primarily for Super Nintendo World.

I thought I would share my thoughts for other people in my demographic.

Yes, it's very well done.

And yes, if I was a kid or had kids, I'd probably say otherwise.

But Super Nintendo World was a waste of time and money, despite what the internet doesn't seem to tell you.

We are not the target audience, not not by 30 years.

One, it's packed with three plus hour long waits to get into the then three hours again for Mario Kart.

Toadstool Cafe reservations gone for the whole day by 10 a.m.

This was on a Monday during the school year.

Like, come on, that just sucks.

That's that's just Universal Studios, though.

That's how it is all the time.

You have to go and do research.

There's websites that tell you the days and times and stuff that you can go.

That's what I did.

I went and I didn't get one of the fast pass things.

I just did my research and I never had to wait in a line longer than 45 minutes.

We got to ride all the rides, and I love it.

It's sweet.

It sucks.

I went before they had Super Mario World, but I bet it's fucking fun.

Most of the rides are super fun.

Like, they use really good, like, virtual reality, like interactive kind of VR/slash practical stuff.

They mix it really well there.

Like, I used to talk it up so much.

I did my research, which meant I didn't have to wait in line for the stupid Dr.

Fauci vaccine.

So,

Jesus, that was smart she was smart that was good that was a good joke

number one oh oh he goes number two little kids running around everywhere like really little wow at the at the fucking you told me at the amusement park that sounds like little goombo

at the nintendo part of the amusement park yeah yeah they they should probably leave that for the adults

uh little five and under everywhere like ants you have to fight them for power blocks they run into you i would fight them yes yes i would do that that's good you do want your power block is that

he goes they run into you you feel like a weirdo hanging out in a mcdonald's playplace um interesting

yeah yeah yeah

i mean that's you kind of are a weirdo i guess maybe number three the power-up band is an absolute worthless waste why is no one saying it it's really dumb does nothing why did all the dumb reviews convince me to buy this?

Well, you're all stupid, I think.

I mean, this guy seems really stupid because he goes, honestly, overall, don't waste your time.

The place has no chill, at least not when I went, and probably won't for years.

We came for Super Nintendo World, but it just felt like a chore.

We were forcing ourselves to enjoy.

We had fun doing many other things at the park, but honestly, Nintendo just wasn't one of them.

And this review, take away all of the,

this guy's a loser and he's too old to be there and he's complaining about children, but he does remind me of me when I visit something like that.

And I just look around and be like, Is that it?

Well, I'd like to go home now.

I'd rather just be at home.

Well, being home kicks ass for sure.

It's the best.

We're all at home right now, right?

I like to go out.

I think I might be the only one here out of the three of us that sort of is a big fan of going out and doing stuff.

I went to trivia last night and won.

whoa

whoa

whoa is that your first ever that's your first w first w and it was because of some some some of my answers some of my crucial answers yeah what is your team name what was the team name oh so okay

my wife and my brother got very mad at me about this so rough start you get there and the fucking wi-fi is not working right

and i'm like why don't you let me let me add it You know what I mean?

What, sorry?

You were offering to solve someone else's technical issues?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Who did you say that to just your family and stuff, right?

No, to the to the uh person that checked me in, she's like the manager, she was running around.

So, does somebody like one of the workers, you said, Let why don't I take a look at the wi-fi issue?

Yeah, and she told me I couldn't, and I said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, right, of course, of course.

You can't because you don't let her, you don't work.

So, then I told her, like,

I was a cable guy.

But that's different.

I let her know.

That's also an entirely different thing.

And did you tell her that you were a cable guy and that you were

doing a bunch of pills at the time?

You drove.

It was a long time ago, too.

It was a really long time.

In fact, I don't even know if you were a cable guy.

I think Queber was a cable guy.

No, Brian was a cable guy because I didn't leave till 2009.

Okay.

So Queber slash Brian, possibly.

But yeah, I mean, you were not a good cable guy.

No, not really.

And then they were like, hey,

no, you know, we're, we're waiting, we're going to wait till the because they needed the wi-fi for the, like, the trivia apps.

The trivia things, right?

So I get upstairs, I'm looking at the trivia things, and the trivia guy's standing there.

He's like, hey, we're going to do this on paper tonight.

And I was like, you got to let me take a look at the tablets.

And I...

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Now, now the trivia guy.

Why are you doing this?

Because I want to fix it i want to use the tablets this is but they want to fix they want to fix it too though right but is that is that is like you're there with your family are they not like do you're not considering well believe me they were getting fired up about oh i'm sure i said now that i've spent some time with kate like you know i've met your wife now she came to vancouver we spent time together she's absolutely wonderful

yeah one of the nicest human beings i've ever met your daughter incredibly nice fantastic i can just i can sort of see and imagine now them in these situations and it is harder harder to sort of stomach now because, like, it's, it seems like you got skin in the game, sort of, right?

Yeah, it just feels like you're putting them in a really bad position there.

Like, um, how much of a scene are you making when you do this?

Well, I told the guy, I was like, they all have green lights on over there, and all the TVs are on.

I think I can fix this.

That's what I was trying to explain to him.

Wait, wait, wait.

What is that?

That was your explanation.

What does that have to do with anything?

So, my brother was like, don't worry about the wireless.

Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, hang on, hang on, hang on.

What does the TVs have to do with that?

Well, if the TVs are on, then it's not a problem with the cable.

It's a problem with the Wi-Fi, which is.

Yeah, but they knew that, though.

That's what they were saying.

Exactly.

It could even be the internet provider.

It could be a Diabetes.

Now, see, I didn't consider that until like a little later on after I'd made several scenes about the...

about the cable not working because I was like, come on.

So how did it, and you eventually they just well I said did you guys try rebooting the modem that's like probably the first thing they and then I said you should where's the modem at can I just go take a look at it real quick this is dude don't act this way this is truly crazy yeah don't act

service I was providing this wasn't like I wasn't being mean about it I was being very

don't act

about that you just shouldn't have helped me but so what was your what was your team name we didn't get a team name because they made us do it on paper because they wouldn't let me fix the fucking wi-fi name.

Well, the paper doesn't squeeze on paper all the time.

You still have a team name.

I think you have a team name.

Not the way we did it, though, last night.

It was just like the guy was like,

so this win is, it can't even be verified.

It's a complete bullshit bubble championship.

So this is, you didn't have an actual win.

This is exactly why I was so focused on getting those tables working.

I understand.

I hated the idea.

We did win.

It says you.

It says you would have to win.

How many names

Because I feel like people would have left with the Wi-Fi not working, right?

Oh, yeah.

No, no, it was still packed.

We did

the most teams they've had in years.

When you say did it on paper, let me just say this.

When we do trivia, we uh we all take little scraps of paper, we write our answers down, they play a song, and then we take up the answer to the trivia person, and they not they notate who got the question right.

When you're saying did it on paper, in what way did it preclude you from having a team name?

And how did they keep score?

Because,

right?

I want you.

Here's a piece of paper and a pen.

Okay.

I number one to 15.

The number.

So you one, two, three, four.

And then the motherfucker said I put the numbers too close together.

Like my wife and my brother and my sister-in-law were talking and said I put the numbers too close to each other.

But I was just thinking about the waterfucker is your family.

The motherfucker is a collection of your family.

Like

your loved ones.

But you're you're the most important

and you're not even calling this motherfucker is your call and she kept going

she kept going dad yeah stop thinking about the wi-fi and my brother you know i yeah i can imagine now again as as you know we've hung out now and so i can definitely imagine her saying that and her just really being embarrassed so he goes i'm gonna and this is the problem he goes i'm gonna answer i'm gonna ask 15 questions you write the answer on it and then I'll tell you the answer.

And then, if you get it right, put a check.

If you get, oh my God, you marked your own.

Marked your own.

You know,

you didn't even hand it to the other side.

You marked your own?

Because I had to mark your own.

I've done paper trivia where you obviously switch with somebody and you mark somebody else's.

That's the way it was.

It's fraudulent.

We marked it.

It's completely fraudulent.

Yeah, Brian, Brian.

This doesn't.

And then it's actually fucking fucked up that you're like, I won trivia, that you even started by slapping.

This is not a legitimate.

And then he was like, if you got five right, raise your hand.

So then people would raise their hand.

Oh, my, what is this?

Is this guy's first day?

H'right, raise your hand.

Well, he usually uses the tablets they wouldn't let me fix.

And listen, the tablets also, they all had a green light on them.

Not a red.

What does that mean, though?

It could be so many things.

It's nothing to do with it.

I would think it means the Wi-Fi was working.

But then why would I?

So do you think it was a conspiracy?

I was checking on it.

I was checking on it the whole time.

They just decided to get got it before we got there.

Thank you.

They decided before we got there, the Wi-Fi doesn't work.

We're going to do this on paper.

And then we do it on paper.

And now my win, which I have a bottle of wine downstairs and one of those things.

Oh, yeah.

You can't get those at a liquor store.

Where did you go?

They gave it to us for free.

Where was the trivia?

It was at a

Grandview Cafe is what it's called.

We went right in there.

I'm going to contact them.

Don't con the trivia guy doesn't work for them.

And

don't bother the people there.

That's Brian's job.

No, please.

Well, call them and see if their Wi-Fi is working.

Oh, no.

The guy is on the guy who does the trivia is on vacation for like two months.

Yeah, he did it that way.

Somebody put him in traction.

He did it that way.

And we won.

And I know we won.

And I know we didn't cheat.

And also, the fact that we won means nobody else cheated.

100%.

100% if you won, 100% you cheated.

I know you did not cheat at all.

I know you.

Oh my God.

That's that is the craziest thing ever.

Well, actually, the Wi-Fi was off, so he couldn't cheat.

He told them the answers, dude.

That's how he cheated.

That's how he cheated.

He just fucking, they said the answers and he just did the old fucking, he left things blank and then he just filled it.

I would never do that.

We won fair and square.

What was your score?

What was your score?

Because it was 15 questions.

I have a question for you, Brian.

Did anyone ever come look at your paper?

No.

Well,

so

Jesus Christ.

He looked at our paper, but he didn't look at everybody else's paper.

Why?

What's the reason?

Because we won and we went up so my wife could spin the wheel.

And

she was like, how did you rig that?

Yeah, no shit.

What kind of weighted weight?

I'm a cable guy.

Let me me look at the wheel

listen the cable thing was me being generous and like gonna take my time and you know i just want to be clear what year did you stop being a cable guy did you say 2009 2009 so you have you have not been a cable guy now for

15 years

so you think the technology is maybe a little not the wi-fi not wi-fi i can fix wi-fi i can still fix cable That's the thing.

I just know my

modem and my, like, it's just a lot of the stuff is quite a bit different.

Maybe changed more than any other aspect.

Yeah.

And they might have like a bigger setup, right?

Because it's kind of like a

oh, yeah, but that's no big deal.

I worked on business too.

But yeah, I worked on cable.

Brian, but Brian, you worked on cable in 2009.

You did and Wi-Fi and internet.

I did all of it except for phone.

They wouldn't let me do phone because I shocked myself once.

How did you fuck yourself?

They told us not to do,

so we were doing a phone service.

It's got 90 volts in it.

They said, hey, don't

loosen that.

You know what I mean?

And I was like,

so I'm standing out there.

Well, don't loosen the fitting that goes on the phone box because there's 90 volts.

It'll shock you.

Okay.

So they specifically told you, don't do this, or you will get an electricity.

You're saying the entire box had a live wire?

No, no, no.

It was out back on the back of the house and it was locked.

Okay.

So the box is locked.

Only I can get to it.

I got to it.

And what I did was, I was like, I got to check the signal here.

But if I don't want to get shh, I'd have to go in the house and check it.

Right.

That's there's no voltage in the house.

But I was like, that's going to take a minute.

What if I just unhook it really fast and plug it in fast

you thought you could like faster than electricity you thought you were gonna hear the flash well but it i i understand that sounds silly but i remember at the time being like i'll do it really fast and then boom we're all set you know

a couple catalytic converters and then i told the guy i told the goddamn guy i go uh this moment go home i shocked myself i feel a little weird now so i had to leave that wasn't the guy i melted down

That was the customer.

That was the customer.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I shocked myself and I don't feel good.

I have to go home.

That's what I told him.

I was like, I need my Ablefit.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't.

Listen, it's a honest mistake.

Is that when Bieber died?

Did you shock him today?

Yeah,

it should be mentioned as for context as well.

It's important.

You were obviously under the influence of things at the time.

I was doing drugs at the time.

Yeah, Yeah, this person goes, my son's school searched his locker and found his Nintendo Switch.

Getting back into this, I mean, okay.

Well, I got to do one more Nintendo.

No, no, no, you're not.

We're getting out of here.

Yeah.

He goes, this is on Quora.

My son's school searched his locker and found his Nintendo Switch.

Now they're holding it to the end of the year.

Is this legal?

I don't think so.

Is it?

I don't think that would be, would it?

That seems like bullshit to me.

Like,

anybody would tell you not to hold on to something for that long of a time.

Can I say though that I think the kid's probably lying and it wasn't in his locker?

Uh, yeah, he was probably in class by playing

regardless.

I don't so I think the parents would be able to go get it and be like, We'll hold on to this, yeah, because I think the school has the right to say that you know you can't have it here, and any,

but they don't have the right to take your property from you.

But I think probably some schools would do that shit, definitely like back in the day, that would happen, definitely.

Yeah, Dennis Manning, and I'm gonna give you his uh uh his bona fides,

studied at Perryville Senior Hot.

Senior.

Perryville.

I don't think we need to.

I don't think you need to.

Don't say, why are you literally saying things?

We don't need to.

Quite a few people now listen to it.

You know, it was edited by Erica Rocky.

Jackie.

Don't say people's full names.

I've been asking you this for a long time to stop saying people's full names.

And now you're getting their when they graduated from their high school 81 he goes the school can search his locker because it's responsible for the kids and their well-being they can look for guns alcohol and drugs as for cell phones and nintendo switches they cannot do a locker search and confiscate those those are not illegal contraband they can temporarily confiscate them if they're being used to disrupt a class but cannot be held to the end of the school year end of the day is the norm Personal property must be given back.

Call the school and demand the property back.

Tell them if they don't, then they'll have to either buy a new one or be prepared to be arrested for theft.

Yep.

Yep.

They're going to arrest the school.

And they, I also,

well, good luck at getting big enough handcuffs for crying out loud.

Is it possible?

Is it possible the Switch itself was jailbroken?

And so maybe the school is like, well, this is illegal.

That is illegal.

They made a citizen's arrest.

Yeah.

The school is like, hey, they called to the police.

Hey, we got one.

You know, because they probably know each other, the school, yeah, yeah, sure.

And he's like, that's theft of service.

Yeah.

Yeah.

By the way,

well, I just want to start.

I wanted to ask when you were

cheating at trivia, did you ever think that maybe somebody was going to do a citizen's arrest on you just for fraud?

Maybe I didn't cheat at all.

We won.

I can see him honestly like being so nervous while he's doing it because he would be like, he'd be really nervous that he was going to get caught.

I did have a panic attack.

Yeah, exactly.

But it wasn't because you were cheating.

Yeah.

I wasn't cheating.

No, I think all of that.

Because i think i had the crap because what was going on was okay the fight

you ate a whole what pizza

and uh i was like sitting there and i started

size

probably this 12 12 inches 12 inch pizza probably i'd say i ate the whole pizza sure i drank like three diet cokes and then i started to feel like oh get

ready how come i don't actually know this is at the bar yeah yeah yeah Yeah.

And then I was like, I got to, I might have to, I might have to poop.

And I didn't want to.

Hey, is you guys his router in your bathroom by any chance?

I would have.

I know.

Yeah.

God, if you heard my brother, like by the time, like we'd been there for 20 minutes and he was like, if you say Wi-Fi again.

I can believe it.

Yeah, he was crazy.

And then this last guy, Ryan.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

I was trying to fix something.

That is being of service to the community.

Once people say they don't want your help, then it's sort of customary to sort of.

It's because they didn't know my quality

and just sort of

used to be a cable guy.

Did you tell him you once got electrocuted on pills while you were trying to fix a phone?

Well, I didn't tell him that part of it.

Did you tell multiple people that you're a cable guy or just the first person?

I told the manager and then I told the trivia guy.

So he told everyone.

And then I told the trivia guy doesn't work there though.

No.

And the woman was waiting tables.

I was like, I think I can fix this.

But she didn't bite either.

She just was like, oh, okay.

So anyway, this guy goes, no, it's not.

Go to the school and pick it up.

If they don't release it to you, the parent, and I'm guessing the person who paid for it, then it's theft, plain and simple.

I'm sure that they'll give it to you without much hassle.

If they do give you trouble, call the police right there on the the spot and have them arrested for theft so this is a baby's a lot of people are saying just get them get the police involved on this no

yeah i mean

if they don't give it back it's true i think probably technically they are you know you probably don't need to i don't i believe it call the number

was in there fucking playing it i bet the principal was down i bet the principal overwrote some of their save on the save card when they were in there i can imagine that principal principal gamer new character maybe oh i'll write it down yeah principal principal gamer.

Writing it down.

He's not writing anything.

I typed it down.

Yeah, I typed it down.

He's writing down all the answers to trivia after he hears them.

Yeah, he is.

So I didn't cheat.

I didn't even write the answers.

What's one of the answers for the trivia?

Exactly.

He didn't even write them.

You want that?

You want that?

Give us a question.

This was a whole thing.

And you will not believe how mature I was.

You are not

how mature I was.

You would not believe how mature.

Give us a question and don't give the answers.

Here's one.

It goes,

when was Spirit Halloween founded?

Oh, I don't know.

That's a stupid trivia.

That's a bad trivia.

I'm telling my family, 1981

is what I say.

Why do you knew that?

Because I had seen that they had a big anniversary recently.

And I was like,

I don't know why I did this 20 years ago.

This is actually sick to listen to because it's like this guy who's obviously cheated and he obviously waited until they said it and then he wrote it down.

Now he's trying to justify to us for some weird reason and say, oh, this is how I did know.

I said 1981 because I had seen that they had a big anniversary.

I remember thinking like, damn, that's been open for a long time.

And I just kind of followed it away in my brain.

And then they asked that question.

I don't, wait, what was the anniversary?

Yeah, what was the big anniversary?

So anyway, I don't remember that.

So it was 1981.

So the way the question worked, the way the question worked was if you're within three years, that's the 40th anniversary.

You get one point.

If you're one year.

Yeah, that's a big anniversary.

Like, I just, I don't know, man.

Last year.

It was last year or something.

I don't know.

But if it was 81, it would have been.

It was the 43rd.

What answer did you write down?

So they go, they go, they go like this.

They're like, if you're three away, you get one point.

If you're two away, you you get two points.

If you're three away, you get three points or whatever.

I said that.

One away, you get probably not one away.

So anyway, I go 1981.

And then everybody at the table laughs at me like I'm some kind of a fucking dumb dip shit.

And then they write 2008.

And then the guy says the answer.

He's like, 1983.

And I'm sure they

would have been two away.

I'd have got one point for that.

That's one thing that they didn't trust me on.

That's the one you got wrong because you got 14 out of 15.

So, yeah, what is the

one?

And then the other one I got right was they were like,

hang on.

You got that one wrong.

That's right.

I got it right.

That's not what we're, that's not what getting the question right is.

And it doesn't contribute towards winning.

Oh, we still won.

It was just that one of the ones we lost points on.

So the other one was who wrote the songs from Nightmare Before Christmas.

And I knew that.

and I answered that nobody else at the table knew it and I got it right I didn't know it what who is it is you don't know it no

okay Danny Elfman oh formerly from oingo boingo why are you why you don't have to be such a dickhead about it because I got it right and it was nice you know

but then some of the questions were suspect last night because one of them was on average

First of all, every time he asked a question about a horror movie, I said paranormal activity.

And that didn't work at all because I had heard somewhere that paranormal activity was commercially very successful.

Okay.

So that's what the questions were.

And I was just like, it's

paranormal activity.

Your family overruled you and then got the question right.

One of them, yeah.

You said you only got one wrong and that was already the one.

No, the one, the other one we got wrong is on average,

how many seeds are in a pumpkin?

What?

These are insane questions.

Psychotic.

I didn't like the question either a good trivia question and and jesse and chris know this for sure yeah is a question where you can kind of guess at it from the context even if you don't really know the subject matter given a base level of knowledge yeah you can i think if the wi-fi i think if the wi-fi would have worked they would have had more better questions

why would you why would they think the questions were different because the wi-fi was off he was just i do i do think so you think he was making up the questions as he went along i actually don't know if i think so then how could he yeah how the i don't know how the Wi-Fi works.

The Wi-Fi version, you're right.

You're probably not equipped to fix it either.

No, I could fix it.

It's probably just reboot the fucking thing.

That's all it is, always.

The green lights were on, though.

Let me tell you, that's all that it used to be back a lot of the time.

Back

or here's a nice, maybe open it up and blow on it.

Uh,

Nintendo bringing

trivia last night.

I have the bottom.

Ryan, I'm trying to bring it, trying to bring it back to the topic.

I've heard so many questions you got wrong at Trivia.

I haven't even heard you say any of the ones you got right.

Blown away.

But two of them wrong.

All right.

Well, here's one last R/slash-Nintendo thing for everybody.

PlayStation, this is from nine years ago.

PlayStation wishes NES happy 30th.

This guy goes, nice to see Sony's marketing team has some class.

This is my favorite.

Oh, boy.

I fucking love this shit.

And Jesse knows this.

I love this shit.

You see it with sports a lot, but it's funnier when you see it where, like,

you know, Xbox has launched a new console, and then PlayStation on Twitter is like, hey, guys, congrats on the big launch.

And then all the replies are people being like, really classy.

Yeah.

You know what?

Honestly, like,

this is honestly kind of cool and refreshing to see in today's world, you know?

Well, yeah, PlayStation fan coming in peace, you know.

The next guy goes, the next guy goes, Doctor, the next guy goes, it must be a Japanese thing.

Oh,

showing respect to each other.

Yeah.

And then this this guy goes, well, always remember that without Nintendo, there would be no PlayStation.

Oh, so respecting in the same way, similar to Family Guy and Simpsons.

You know, they have a mutual respect for each other, but Family Guy understands that, hey, they wouldn't be there without The Simpsons.

You know, this guy goes, shit, remember, remember, quote, the Wii is a lollipop, and I'm too old for lollipops.

And then, quote, the Nintendo DS is a great babysitting tool, but no self-respecting 20-year-old would be caught dead with it in public, unquote.

Christ, they rub me the wrong way so much.

And then this guy goes, the metaphor doesn't even work.

Who the fuck is too old for lollipops?

Not me.

I say, also, I don't remember what he's talking about.

Is he referring to like one specific guy posting on like a forum?

Yeah, it's a guy.

It's a guy that they're talking because the first guy goes, this reminds me of when a PlayStation exec was praising the Wii U and Nintendo by saying that Nintendo consoles and games get little kids.

What he said amounted to Nintendo is only for little kids, but it was disguised as a compliment.

So back-handed compliment.

Okay.

Yeah, that sucks.

Well, that is Nintendo, guys.

I have plenty of stuff to get to on Guys Plus now, which will be in video.

The next episode of Guys Plus is in video because we have a video tier along with on our patreon, patreon.com slash guys podcast.

Oh, yeah, this is exciting.

Actually, I'm actually excited about this because it's, I'm not on this, and I just get to listen to it like everybody else.

You're going to be on them.

No, no, no,

the one that's coming out.

Yeah, don't, and also don't call me that, please.

But,

but that, no, the one that's coming that's already out, the one that's on the Patreon to start.

I'm saying, I don't know if that episode's going to be out so far, but I'm going to say this.

The new tier is $8 a month.

You get video, which means you'll get the wonderful video of Too Hot for Twitch, which is something me and Chris do on the Patreon, Patreon, where we show stuff that you can't show on Twitch,

like sex toys and boobs, and you know, whatever.

Full, full pornography, yeah.

Full close kind of,

yeah, yeah.

That's why I'm collecting all these man cow things, but you also get one episode per month of one of my old series starting this month with Bryce and Brian, which after we recorded it,

I'm just going to say, I might have revealed how I jacked off the first time.

So

that's you saying that literally just crashed Patreon servers.

That's what I was referring to.

So I don't know why Brian cut me out.

That's the one I'm referring to.

I'm just excited to listen to that episode because I love Brace so much.

We're excited to have him back on a main episode.

But yeah, I'm just excited.

You're going to be on it.

I think we're going to be doing Brace and Brian more often, like as a special surprise on that tier.

Okay.

Because Brace likes doing it.

I like doing it.

and uh involves no prep because it's just crack the mics and me and brace talk and brace told me at the end of the episode i'm just gonna say this i'm the most normal guy he knows so wow well he does he does know some pretty yeah

up guys i would imagine so that's not that i do kind of believe that all right well uh jesse and stephan are the go off kings twitch.tv slash go off kings I love it.

They make fun of me on there sometimes.

And you know what?

No, no.

No.

we have brian mode i mean brian mode oh i forgot about that i guess we do make fun of you listen i'm buying a bigger tv are you gonna sit closer to it or no no no no it's just gonna be a bigger tv okay well

what size are you going with

65 is 65 inches a size yeah yeah that's big that's i think that's the size of my that's the size of mine yeah yeah i might get that i don't know yet because my wife's being weird about that too the tv thing maybe mine's only a 60.

i i got to be honest.

I felt stupid.

Afterwards, I was like, you know, it doesn't really matter, but I think mine is only a 60.

It's a great TV.

I've watched it.

It's great.

It's a great TV.

It's a good TV.

I think more people

think you're lead as far as being honest goes when it comes to, you know, things that may not matter, but still in the grand scheme of things, it's

a way at your character.

I've been trying.

I haven't even.

And Brian's a role model, right?

And I think you know.

And I've actually seen all three of your TVs.

And I didn't cheat at trivia, but I've seen all three of your TVs, and they're all wonderful TVs.

Yeah.

It's nice of you to say.

Thank Thank you.

I really do.

Hey, you know what, man?

At the end of the day, I do fucking appreciate that.

I have a touch because I have a lot.

I take a lot of pride in my TV.

I actually bought it off of Facebook Marketplace for $350, but it was tough to move.

And so I, you know, respect for getting it in there and getting it mounted up, which I paid for.

We can't mount our TV.

The guy won't let us.

That's why it's so weird.

That's bullshit.

That's bullshit.

You should fight that.

You should fight that at the Human Rights Tribunal.

Thank you.

I wish we had that.

We'll see you all next week.

I don't know what the episode episode is.

Goodbye.

Bye-bye.