2024 Ep 266 - The Best Timed 'Must Be Nice' Ever

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Ahoy to me, snap.

Amy.

Oh my god.

This is

this is this after what happened last time.

Because immediately, immediately we know it's crackle and pop.

Exactly.

After what happened last week, this is what actually gave me

excellent joy when I like just euphoria when I got bag last week and it was a misstep, but it's not my job.

And then Mike pointed at me and went, haha, Tom, Dick and Harry, not good enough.

He raised his feet to triumph.

And then a week later, he sits down and offers to snap crackle and pop as the throne.

Not that you should ever, you didn't, you know, it's a creative pursuit.

Things can die if you dissect creative pursuits too ferociously, but let me be clear on what I think the fun of the game is at the start.

Try to work it out.

The first one should be very hard, impossible.

You should not be able to work it out from just one clue.

You should not be able to work it out from one clue.

The second one,

for a small percentage of the audience, they could go, okay, there is a bit of overlap there.

There's a chance that this is something.

The third one should still not solve it for everyone.

Allowing at least 50% of the audience to go, oh, they're all types of aircraft carriers or whatever.

And that's a fun, and we gain one piece of tidbit.

Yeah.

And then

don't incorporate a well-known, like, don't do slip-slop slap because we know what's coming in that order.

We've been conditioned through repetition and marketing.

Don't you know that?

We know what Snapcrackle and Pop is.

No one's getting the fun at the end of going, really, was it used for a popular cereal?

I'd miss that.

After last week.

You know how you had a go at me for not having extra detail on Tom Dickinson.

Tom Dick that's right.

I think Mike's heard that in a last minute attempt to try and fix this.

He's got Snap wears a yellow shirt and has red hair.

Crackle wears a blue shirt and has blonde hair.

Pop wears a red shirt and has brown hair.

Thanks, Mike.

Thanks a heat, man.

Actually, when you think of it, it is kind of genius from the Kellogg's marketing team that came up with Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Because it's, there aren't three distinct sounds that rice bubbles make.

It's all pop.

It's actually not.

You're not going, oh, there's a crackle.

There's a snap.

We're led to believe there's a variety of sounds, but it is just pops.

Just bottles.

Well, crackling, isn't crackling a series of pops?

A series of small pops?

You're probably right.

How fun would we be in the marketing boats?

Sorry, me again.

Can't really, yeah, can't sign off on this one, guys.

It should be, yeah, it should be long pop, run pop, and series of pop.

Grackle of pop.

Ahoy also to Evie and from Australia who went to HamishAndy.com.

Uploaded what she's been up to.

Very easy-to-use system there.

Ahoy, Hamish, Andy, and number six.

I just wanted to let you know that the other day I received a parcel in the mail with a t-shirt that I was very keen to receive.

Obviously, I immediately put it on, and my partner's first response upon seeing me in my new t-shirt was to ask, who's Mr.

Ralph?

Obviously, I responded immediately, I can't tell you, did you read the shirt?

Clearly, he's someone who can afford full-price airfares.

Must be very nice.

Very good.

Nice example of keeping it quiet in the wild.

That must relax you, Jack.

Those t-shirts must have run out by now, surely.

I've got mine on.

Yeah, it's good.

See, it's subtle, Jack.

You know, it's just a nice little subtle nod pledge.

Anyway,

you're basically hypnotizing everyone you walk past.

I don't know whether they've sold it.

Go to HamishAnn.com, check that out.

Hey, and Jack, you'll love this

because it got brought to my attention that

a newspaper has made a salacious headline, which we love in this show.

It's one of our games.

But

this one really took the cake for me because it said, Perth Now, it's where I was from,

comedian Hamish Blake caught up in police investigation.

Hamish,

and then it's a story-you get bought in because you've listened to a lot of true crime podcasts.

You get bought in to crack one case and they say, You say you're caught up in it.

Do you guys have any idea what that is referencing?

No, police investigation.

The article is about the game I played where someone came in and you had to remember.

Oh, God.

That's an even longer bow than we do as a joke on the show.

Isn't that the longer bow?

I don't think anyone even mentioned the word police.

No, it's not a police investigation.

No, it wasn't.

It was.

So that is.

We've gone to a new level now because you know that the way like these websites and like, you know, like, you know, if you work at the Delhi Mail, wherever, like, they've gone.

Guys, here's the headline.

Here's the facts.

I'm going to leave the room and come back in a few minutes.

Whoever can produce the most outrageous thing that still is technically has 1% overlap with the story,

you get today's cookie.

Well, they've put police investigation in quotation marks, which I now think just means

we're not in that.

So anything but that.

But we thought it'd be a nice way to kick off, and we haven't done it since the start of the year.

Very good.

Another game of our own salacious headlines.

Very good.

Oh, that's lovely.

Nothing wrong with that.

That's perfect.

No, it's not.

Wait a second.

There is something wrong with that.

Salacious headline.

So the way this works is: I'll just, you know, we each take it in turns to say one thing, don't we?

A nice positive thing in our lives.

Yep.

And then we go to try and think of a salacious headline off the back.

Do you want me to go first?

I'll give you my positive thing.

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

What's something we're doing?

So our positive thing is,

well, we bought a manual pasta machine and we're going to do make your own pasta day this Sunday.

Okay.

as like a family thing a family thing okay i can go

salacious headline salacious headline in three

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amish blake and zoe foster blake delighted to welcome new addition to the family great one great one that would that would they've done that before yeah they've done that before they did it with the cats i think i think my mum sent me this going well i think you need to address this because they're saying you've had two more children

No, no, no, no.

This is just clickbait.

If you speak clickbait, you'll know that this means that we just bought a rake or something.

That's really good, Jack.

It could work there.

I'm going to use the

quotation marks movement.

Salacious headline.

Salacious headline in three,

two,

one.

Hamish Blake strengthens suspected ties to the mafia with another lunch with the family.

Oh, that's good.

Quotation marks: the family.

Do I have suspected ties to the mafia?

Well, no, but

it's pasta.

And this would be the conversation in the Daily Mail.

Can we say he's in the mafia?

He's eating pasta.

And remember, we only need 1% of overlooked.

Yes, I forgot about that.

that's good all right great um okay i'm happy to go okay jack

so the house that my wife and i spent four years renovating we finally sold it and yesterday handed over the keys oh yeah i've got an easy one but you get ready to go yeah you're going to go

salacious headline salacious headline in three

two

one

financial troubles for post question

jack post forced to give up the house he built with his own hands that's pretty good yeah forced to give up is a good way of saying sold it up

yeah we weren't we did make a choice to sell no but once you've sold it you're

giving it up and you would be forced technically we are forced you are being

yeah transaction

um yep i got one

salacious headline salacious headline in three

two

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weasel adds to already burgeoning cash piles made by getting products for free by selling homemade home because you made it yourself didn't it didn't you well you did a lot of it yeah well you got people in

you got listeners in for let's just make it homemade

what is homemade it is our it's law law should be lawsuit pending as homemade home passes on to unsuspecting buyers homemade home sold on regular house market

you a lot of the time homemade is actually a positive thing.

Homemade furniture.

That's true.

That's true.

Not for a house or a pacemaker or just a bunch of other things.

All right, mine.

Bit of good news.

We've booked family holiday.

As in mum, dad, my brother, sister, their family's entire family are going away holiday.

We are going to Fiji.

And first time we've gone away for six years together.

So we're very excited about that.

Okay.

okay, I can.

I got one.

Hang on, you want to go first, Jack?

Here we go.

Salacious headline, salacious headline in three,

two,

one.

Puff puff gone.

The weaver leaves Australia's harsh indoor smoking laws to maximize duty-free tobacco allowance.

That's very good.

All right, here I go.

Salacious headline.

Salacious headline in three,

two,

one.

Six years in the dark.

Why Andy Lee is just now agreeing to holiday with his family?

That's great.

Jack, you're too good at this.

He is too good at this.

You're going to get headhunted.

I like the little phrase he does at the top.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, if there's a job of just doing the headlines and not having to write the article i'd be happy to work in one of these click play places i think it's still too much thank you again this is that's this is a good little taste for future employee already hasn't been offered a job that doesn't exist is trying to reduce the workload

hey

concon gee there's some interest in making sure people can get together potentially a sunny place of the golf course for a tax-deductible business trip.

Yeah.

Can't stress that enough.

Business trip.

And again, conference, ConCon is conference conference.

It's the conference that all businesses love and we'll have something for everyone.

A conference for all.

I think.

Tamone Tamal.

A conference for all.

Tax deductible.

Absolutely 100% under.

Just look up the actual code for the tax file thing.

In this case,

get advice.

But from where we sit, from our angle,

looking very good.

Yeah.

Not only do people in their businesses wanting to come, which they've registered their interest, we've had thousands.

We've had a lot of different convention centers from actually around the world bidding.

When there's a new fish in the ocean, you can see the excitement where they're like, okay, how do we get this?

Like, imagine if Comic-Con were like, we want to do this thing, but we don't have a home.

And San Francisco would be falling over and stuff.

Get here.

Get here.

So there seems to be excitement.

And so I thought I'd put together a little dossier of the different places by location that have offered to host ConCon.

These are legitimate convention centers that have reached out saying, will you guys come?

Yeah, will we network?

And then because that is also, there's going to be, there's obviously going to be sessions

and the official activities, but there's so much off-program stuff.

Oh, yeah.

You want to ensure you have a location that can help all the business development stuff that happens outside the room.

Let's kick into the first one.

The Sunshine Coast.

As the name suggests, there will be sun shining.

Not that we'll see any, as there will no doubt be a heavy seminar schedule.

The Novatel Sunshine Coast Resort and Convention Centre has a 380-person theatre-style auditorium and a 450-person cocktail party area.

Sorry, networking space.

Thank you for your bid.

The Sunshine Coast.

So seats 380, but 450 for networking.

So you possibly could sell 70 networking only tickets

for the networking only portion sunshine coast obviously um climate's nice so you'll be relaxed as you can take in the information which is network if you're freezing exactly uh our next one jack

hobart

or can you not only does hobart combine the names of the two most famous characters in the simpsons it's a great place to conference as well the restpoint hotel and convention centre happens to be the home of australia's first legal casino a great place to network While the sun mightn't shine, premium golf courses are a moment away where you can get deals done.

Business!

Thank you for your bid, Hobart.

Oh,

roll the dice on ConCon down south.

Yes.

It's interesting, isn't it?

I mean,

at their convention centre, they're the first ever legal casino in Australia.

I mean, there's, like, you know, there's Mona, the Dark Mofo down there.

They're big.

They can do a big festival.

They can handle, they can handle an influx.

It's in the mix.

All right, next one.

Fiji!

Oh, Buddha!

Fiji has conference centers coming out of its atolls.

Pick the size and shape you want.

Fiji will accommodate.

The golf courses, stunning beaches, and perfect weather will go to waste as you take notes in the conference hall, but it's nice to know it's just outside.

Thanks for your bid, Fiji.

I'm actually just looking at the schedule, Hammond.

It looks like we might be able to get outside.

Interesting.

Yes, especially in that afternoon slot.

Yeah, no, I think we, well, I've got the I'm in charge of the Excel spreadsheet.

And Jack, you remember you're still in charge of the WhatsApp?

I do remember saying that, yes.

You like yelled it.

You were so excited.

No, no, me.

I'm happy to take that role.

Okay.

What's the maximum you can have on a WhatsApp?

How many people?

Don't know.

I read the other day it's a thousand.

Really?

Yeah.

It's a thousand.

Okay, so we can, we can maybe have to limit our tickets to a thousand.

So, Jack, so we can all fit in there.

To the administration.

Great.

Okay.

Fiji, really interesting.

Don't they have a lot of rebates and stuff too?

Like, I know that's why they filmed Survivor there.

And Fiji government, very friendly to outside investment.

Okay, great.

Which could be handy.

We'll look into that.

Next one.

Gold codes.

A city filled with tax-deductible activities that can help your teams connect and your business grow.

The Royal Pines Hotel and Conference Centre has a 300-seat purpose-built theatre-style conference room and large-screen TVs.

It's impossible not to learn.

With a golf course attached to the facility, you'll be networking in no time.

And the more networking, the stronger your business relationships.

Tea and Coffee on Arrival.

Thanks for your bid, Gold Coast.

Is that true?

Tea and Coffee on Arrival?

They put tea and coffee on arrival, which is nice.

Tea or coffee or tea and coffee?

They tea and.

Must be very nice.

Double parts.

One of each, please.

Now, that's business.

That feels nice as well, doesn't it?

There's definitely options for outside.

So for people that are going to organise their own networking sessions with their own businesses, there's plenty of options there.

I am worried about airflow.

Did it say that you have to be inside and that there's no outdoor area?

No, there was an outdoor area.

Was there?

Yeah.

But what about a big outdoor area with little holes?

Oh, yep.

There was a golf course attached.

It's the closest, actually the closest to the facility there.

Yeah,

it's at.

It's attached.

It's attached.

Could you do networking there?

On the golf course?

On the golf course or the gold coast?

on the golf course

uh yeah i think you can i think you can but jack you don't flik out on the course yeah hit it you know start a bit of what do you do mate yeah

you know are you do you ever do you're a member do you play with other other members I do, yes, and you do talk about your jobs.

Yeah.

That's facts deductible.

If the ATO was going back and listening to past episodes, why would Jack have said that if it doesn't happen?

Exactly.

Another one, Jack.

Nice, France.

Wow.

While the cost of an international trip might shock you at first, realizing it's all tax-deductible will turn that frown upside down.

A conference destination that has stunning Mediterranean coastline views will be a picturesque and relaxing setting for attendees to really learn.

Remember, the more you spend, the more you deduct.

So this is an interesting proposition.

There's also a guarantee that attendees will be saying, Must be nice.

Thanks for your bid.

Nice, France.

Wow, love to attend Must Be Nice.

That was the hardest one to get to.

That very enthusiastic Frenchman from over there, who's a podcast listener who runs, who works at the convention center, and said we'd be perfect.

Is there just a convention center there?

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, it's a very

sometimes it's like a destination meeting.

You have to just get right out of your country to get in the right headspace to properly absorb learning and networking.

Interesting.

Okay.

Final one, Jack.

Melbourne.

No, we're not doing that one.

It was like, well,

I'll nod along and highlight the

wonders of

my, you know, until recently, hometown and your hometowns.

But yeah, you know, missed the point there.

I mean, if you're a long way from Melbourne, sure, go to the convention.

Great, great city.

Great city city.

But yeah, nothing.

Not top five in the world.

Not for us.

Not hot and golfing.

I think businessy.

We will ponder.

Let's not make a rash decision, but let's ponder those.

They are all, I want to stress this, they will all legitimate.

No, heats more, but they are all legitimate.

We could press button and go on any of those levels.

Okay, this is good.

I think we want to, we're looking, the categories we're looking for is we've obviously got very, very, two serious sessions to present at the conference.

We need the best facilities for that.

We need...

ample accommodation maybe at the place, but also other places around because you want to sort of take over the town a bit and have rolling networking having different levels.

People can choose their level as well, then you can choose your level.

And look, yeah, some sort of nice outdoor activity nearby.

I've always that's how I prefer to network.

You know, it's my horses for courses, yeah, right, or players for courses, as it were.

No, interesting, really interesting.

Good business.

Should we lock one in next week?

Do you want to set that bar for us?

Should we lock one in over a lunch that we tax deduct?

Yeah, perfect.

I am further into the year now, which makes this game harder for the competitive people to win.

Yeah, yeah.

This is where we're asking people to tell us someone we haven't thought of for a while.

And the game is, if we've thought of them this year, it's a fail.

It's a fail.

And if we haven't, and it is someone that we acknowledge that it is possible to think about, so you can't just be throwing obscure people in there like my year three teacher or whatever.

If we acknowledge we could have thought about them, you of course win one of the hats.

We get many, many hats sent into us from different companies, hoping to get some sweet, sweet exposure through the format of hats.

Now,

we're in a conundrum here, Andrew, because

it does make it harder to win the game.

Yet at the same time, we wish to get rid of these hats.

Oh, there's too many hats.

Too many hats at the moment in the old HA studios.

So we want you to win, but we must play honestly.

A quick whip through the hats, then Ham.

Physio Kremer back with a new hat.

Nice try.

but it's a new colour.

Not their old,

not the old purple.

It's a black hat.

They've gone for Velcro.

Again, they had a chance to.

We have...

Cheapest available.

Cheapest available.

They've got some aerated holes in the side.

So I guess it's meant to be a running hat.

It's not quite a mesh, is it?

It's just some holes in a normal hat.

Yeah, yeah.

And they're low.

Yeah, 60 cremes.

That is

the number one creme for physio situations.

but this hat is not the creme of the creme no equally is poor but i think um

just outweighs it a one pass hat completely purple i don't even know what one pass is it's not this hat's fault for being squashed like that that's you can't blame the hat for being squash yet let us all admit it makes you think less of the hat it is a wrinkle

if it can't stand up to a squash and what hope does it have at my house is what i'm thinking metal clasp at the back um which is a step up It's a step-up.

It's not huge.

This one definitely stands out as the best hat today.

Noosa Beer.

It's a yellow corduroy hat

with just a clear font Noosa beer.

Snapback, which we appreciate.

Also, Ham, speaking to the crumpled one pass, it's travelled with

cardboard protector inside, which

allowed it to retain its structural integrity.

Well done, noosa beer.

It is great.

I will say this for cardboard protector hats.

You can sometimes fall into a false sense of security, thinking they will keep that shape once you remove the cardboard.

And I have been disappointed on occasion with hats that I've bought under the assumption they had a good, stiff front

and then they've crumpled under regular life pressure.

However, I'm sure

Nusabir will hold up.

The other hats available.

We've got people standing by to play.

Haim, have you got one in the chamber to find out?

Yeah, I've got one.

I think you'll say you've thought of him.

Okay.

But I'll try.

It's been a while since I've thought

about Jamie Jury.

Yeah,

and it's been a while since I've seen them.

Who else?

Have?

Only because he was on the hundred as of

how many people recognize like that's why it's on CPS.

Yes, so we played the game.

How many people remember this person, recognize this person, and Jamie Jewry?

wasn't?

What

it's a fascinating thing because you can't sort of say this on air, but like what percentage do you think people are hoping for?

And can you tell when they're disappointed?

Very much you can tell.

Yeah, yeah.

I won't tell, I won't state who was the most disappointed.

Has anyone ever got Zero?

No, no, no.

I mean, that's, I mean, if we've thought to have them on the show, Zero's tough.

Guys, come on.

It's Errol Winstock.

He built the bridge between Aubrey and I mean, he's one of the state's top 10 bridge builders.

Yeah.

Generally, it's the reality stars that are the most relieved.

I mean, maybe it's a sad state of affairs.

The reality stars that are most relieved because they come in thinking no one will know them on the most part.

But we do consume a lot of reality.

And they do get high recall.

Yes, they do get high recall.

Sports stars for a one-off moment, if you are like Olympic gold gold medalist or something like that, that's when recalls harder.

I mean, I know you've won Olympic gold, but it's, it's, we have these moments and then they just kind of go.

I feel like with the Olympics, every four years you have to remember everybody.

You're like, yes.

The hardest thing, the hardest thing yet for someone that won a swimming gold, let's say two Olympics ago, would be seeing someone like Stephen Bradbury.

We'd be like, well, come on, let's be honest.

He didn't cross the line first through athletic prowess.

But we all remember him.

He did very, very well.

He was certainly Australia's best speed skater, but we all remember him because we don't win golds at the Winter Olympics.

And he kept the hair.

Let's be honest with you.

He kept the hair.

And I reckon he knows it.

The semifinal and the final, everyone fell over.

So that is also.

So he got lucky with the hair and he kept the hair.

And I would be interested to see if you got him on the 100.

We have.

We've had him.

Have you?

He would have got a high recall.

He still had the hair.

Yeah,

he kept the hair.

Did you get him in in a wig no we should have we should have

started with him in a wig who recognizes this guy eight percent okay take the wig off oh he's got the hair

let's start with emily emily ahoy to you ahoy boys gusto be with you gusto tea gusto be with you and forevermore um tell us something we haven't thought of for a while um gumby the green clay stretchy guy good one It's good for Gumby.

Haim, you're more in that world.

I think we showed it to the kids and Pengu.

I think we showed them Gumby and Pengu this year.

That is devastating, Emily, because I thought you had it then.

Yeah.

It pains me to say that we did a we did a kind of a, well, you guys love animation.

Have a look at where it all started.

How did that trick?

Yeah, crickets.

Zero excitement.

Yeah, there, yeah.

It was about stop motion.

Emily, sorry about that.

Very good one.

From Emily to Lachlan.

Ahoy to you, Lachlan.

Ahoy, boys.

boys, and ahoy to the little boy.

How are we going?

Ahoy.

I'm a little boy.

Forget about that.

You seem disappointed, but you did bring it on yourself.

Yeah, someone

Bianca came home from holiday a week later with Gordy, our son, than I did.

And I went to pick her up at the airport.

And because she had Gordy and all the bags, someone helped her bring the bags out.

And so there's this guy following behind Bianca carrying our suitcases.

And when he saw me, his eyes lit up and he goes, I'm just a little boy.

Yet he was was able to help

usually little boy is the excuse that gets you out of helping lachlan uh thanks for that one to get beginning and tell us something we haven't thought of for a while um i've got enrique iglesias

pretty good from me unless

yeah i think i'm thinking of ricky martin

and who is not enrique iglacias no it's a clear from me it's a clear

can i just get a confirmation that there's there's a there's a On Apple TV, there's

Martin Springs.

That's Ricky Martin Springs.

Okay, yeah, yeah, great.

Jeff.

Exclamations, Laughlin.

What are you going to go?

We've got Physio Creme, the one pass or the Nusabir.

It seems like an easy decision here, but I'm going to go straight for the Nusabir one player.

Yeah, Smart Black.

Yep, that one's gone, which makes it more difficult for the next competitors.

You will be living Davida Loka this summer in that hat, which is, I believe, also a Ricky Martin song.

Is that Ricky Martin?

That's Ricky Martin.

I think we had Erique on.

Enrique was my hero, or I can be your hero.

I can be your hero, baby.

That's right, yes.

And we had him on

at a Melbourne Cup show

on the radio days, I think, Ham.

We had Enrique, very handsome man.

I remember it well.

Cameron, ahoy to you.

Ahoy, boys, and number six.

Cameron, we've only got two hats left, both pretty terrible physio creme and a one pass, but you're playing for them.

Tell us something we haven't thought of for a while.

I'm going to go across the ditch and go with Lord.

Oh, sorry.

I think about her a lot because I love her song, Solar Power, and it's a regular in our house still.

Wow.

Oh, really?

When I say think about it, a lot sounds creepy.

Absolute knockout punch from Lee.

It's one of our, it's actually, and again, but we always share things that we regret.

It's in Henry's bath mix.

Oh, my God.

This is a misstep from you, sir.

Oh my god.

Yes.

As if you accidentally posting photos of your lounge room in Instagram stories that have vapes in them isn't incriminating enough.

What else is on the bath mix?

Bath mix.

Beck's put most of it together.

How long's the bath?

It's a 12-minute mix needs because there's 10 minutes of medicated wash that has to stay on her.

So must be nice.

Give him a hat,

give him a hat.

What hat do you want?

That was the best timed must-be-nice we've ever had on the show.

Can I actually take a uh pizza pizza lotto hat?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

You have come into this place.

There's my sister's Christmas present done.

Unreal.

You're coming to the show, you're running riot.

You've got yourself a pizza lotta hat.

Do you want?

Um, we could probably only give you a competitor rather than the full color winner, but it's still a very good hat.

Yeah, yeah.

Could I take two competitors?

Sure.

Yeah, I'll take that.

Just got an absolute run of the show.

Thank you, Cameron.

And good to get off that topic and onto hats.

Let's go back

to Michael.

Wrap this up for us.

Tell us something we haven't thought of for a while, Michael.

Holy boys, I'm hoping that you haven't thought of the newlywed himself, Nicholas Shea.

Nicolas Shea, we have not thought of Nicola Shea for a long time.

Of course, he's not just recently married.

He was from a TV show called Newlyweds, which was him and Jessica Simpson.

We had him on the show back in the day, I think, in that old school radio thing where if you can't think of something good, just think of something that rhymes.

We did paper-mâché with Nick Lachey.

We did.

It was as good as

wasn't he a confused good sport?

That's what I remember him from.

Yeah.

I remember a pretty confused American giving it gusto.

Well done, Michael.

He was a singer as well.

Was he from a boy band or was he doing?

Yeah, yeah, 98 degrees, I think.

Oh, wow.

Okay, Michael, big fan.

I'll put it in Henry's path.

The temperature the anal cream needs to be at or something.

Triple distilled goat's milk.

What happened, Michael?

The one pass of the physio creme?

Look, I'm a fan of the creme, so I'll take the physio creme.

Don't get the creme,

because I actually think we've got to the stage stage now where if you wear a physio cram hat around the streets, it's as good as wearing a Mr.

Ralph t-shirt.

My apologies.

A Mr.

You Know Who t-shirt?

Thank you, guys.

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So, you know, when you see someone in a rad car, like in a Ferrari or Lamborghini or something, you, I mean, I'm sure I'm the same as everyone else.

Like, you try so hard not to look at them.

Like, you don't, yes.

You don't want to look.

Like, you just,

something in you, like, I just, no way.

I know why you've bought it.

Yep.

And look, they're great cars, like, whatever.

On the engineering side, I know what you're hoping for.

I will not give it to you.

I'm going to head turns.

I will break my neck if it's in the wrong spot.

Yes, yes.

And I just, you know, like, and I don't know if it works.

Does it work?

But I also want to know that they didn't.

I want to see the disappointment on their face too.

So you're trying to, you're like, you're like, can I get them peripherally?

I want to see a drooped head, like a Snoopy, like, oh, no one's looking.

Like, I'm in a convertible.

Yes.

I'm in a Lambo.

I'm revving it.

No one's looking.

No one's looking.

It's not working.

What have I done?

Because I think he secretly wanted to go home and throw the keys down and be like,

you know what?

This wasn't the answer.

I think I need to give more to my community or something.

Like, you know, I was trying to fill a hole that can't be filled with this car.

And you just somehow you hope that you're like the straw that comes back.

But when you have a young son, as I do, you have a 10-year-old son who's like, dad, Lamborghini.

You're like, Like, don't look, don't, don't, don't look.

You, I'm trying to teach him, but he's like, but dad, like, you know, it's got yellow wheels and it's yellow.

I'm like, I know.

We have to try and find a shop window that you can see the reflection in because they can't.

I just don't want to support the attention seeking.

Like the show off in your classroom.

Hopefully we ignore it.

Don't encourage it.

Don't encourage him.

That guy's going to go and buy another Ferrari because the whole body street's going to be full of them.

So I saw the other day I was with Sanny and I saw the other.

I didn't, I mean, we all know that phenomenon, right?

There's something in us that yet.

I also remember reading somewhere where it's like

there's something that happens to the human ego when they see someone in a fancy car and they go, What a dick, but they still want the car.

And you don't put two and two together to go, but if I was in that car, I'd be everyone.

There's still part of you going, No, no, I would be people would be applauding because I thought they would be nodding.

Would we agree that

there's a few more out there these days fancy cars?

Because when, like, 10, 20 years ago, you knew the guy with the car.

Like, it was big news.

Yeah.

You'd go, oh, wow.

It was like a once-a-year sighting.

Yeah.

And nowadays,

I think you're right.

I don't know.

Yeah.

COVID.

You know, everyone's like, can't go.

Can't go.

Can't get a holiday house in Noosa by Ferrari.

Then...

I mean, we haven't even got cyber trucks here yet, but when that happens, that's going to be, that'll be the all-time did you see one.

Yes.

And that will be,

I will have to have to buy of the family neck braces to make sure

that there'll be no looking at a cyber truck.

Are we thinking the cyber trucks are cool, though?

I think that I

know that the standout factor is even more, I reckon, than a Lamborghini or a Ferrari just because of how different it looks.

That's it.

Yeah.

I mean, that's on the horizon.

Here's the thing.

I didn't know there was a phenomenon on the other end of the spectrum.

Walking along the street again with my little boy the other day and

like street parking, stripper shops, and a smart car

was backing in to a tiny spot

and i was like this is the same thing i was like and so he goes do you reckon he's gonna make it like don't look don't look this is exactly this is exactly what this guy wants you to do right do not look at him getting in even though

my god that's a tight spot because you're like he's given up everything else in life yeah for this moment can't give him the satisfaction of going because he wants us normal length cars to look

and go, you know, here we are.

We couldn't do this.

Yeah, we've got SCs.

And he's like, well, not always good to have a superior car, is it?

Sometimes you need an inferior slot.

Hey, plenty of these come in and I thank everybody for just throwing them at my desk.

Song sleuths.

Yeah.

You've been doing some good song sleuthing this year.

Yeah.

I get the occasional blow something wide open case.

I know I haven't done it for quite a while on the podcast and the cases are really building up.

They would be.

No, I just want to say, don't worry.

I'm working on something big.

Oh, wow.

True.

True, blow this totally wide open

fashion.

Can I just say

we jacked it?

Can we jack that a while?

There's a part of me that goes, yes, that's exactly what I'm after.

No, I'm working on a biggie.

Taking a little bit of time to reel in.

And if you've ever reeled in a very, very big fish, sometimes you actually have to let it out.

It's not actually all one way.

It's not all one way.

Let's jump into this then in the meantime.

This sounds like this, sounds like this, sounds like this.

If this sounds like that, I'm your man.

Andy Lee, song sleuth.

Comes from Stefan from the UK.

And ahoy to you, Stefan.

He writes Ahoy, Gentleman gentleman and the weasel.

Have you ever been to a Derby County football match?

No, no.

I was a no as well.

He goes, I couldn't believe my ears.

First time meeting my girlfriend's family was at the Derby Stadium and it was for his inaugural match as in him going, this is Stefan.

Because my girlfriend's dad enthusiastically explained all things Derby Football Club for me, to me on the way in different spots of significance statues etc

he said we then at the start of the match stood up for the club song and it was like it was a national anthem

it didn't take me long to realize that something was awry

i want to try and recreate that feeling for us all now okay I've got their song.

It actually does naturally start online with a crowd cheering, so it really will take you there.

And then I think the same thing that happened to Stefan will happen to us, but enjoy.

Our history's full of legends and football played on high.

Rach Carter, Peter Doherty, oh you should have seen them fly.

Now we all just love fumble, but will we lift the crown?

The noise goes up, the rams come out onto the hallowed ground.

Steve Loomers watching and beding our heroes in the black and the light.

All teams who come here, there's nowhere to hide.

Everyone is frightened on that domino.

You know what's happened.

I know exactly.

Wow, wowie.

So for non-AFL fans, they might not know that.

Like, if you're not in a state or you don't follow AFL, that is, of course, up there because they leave.

Yeah, I've got a little grab foot there of the original version.

I got a portion of the film.

Which is the waltzing Matilda of the AFL.

Not the official anthem.

No, but it's

every single AFL grand final.

Up there,

They've taken up there Kazali.

What was their lyric they went with?

Steve Bloomers watching.

Steve Bloom?

Steve Bloomer.

Wow.

It's clunky.

Even by our standards, we're the home of the clunky song.

The up there is the fun part of it there.

up there yeah

steve

watching watching

so is his dad

he's not distracted by his phone

what a good lad you've got his full attention it's it's

so stefan as he describes it the email he goes he couldn't believe what happened yeah because

any did he get any read without me giving anyway did he get any read on when this song was written?

No, he said, I didn't want to immediately call them all thieves.

But he said after rapid Googling on his phone, it was with great joy that he confirmed that our song came first.

And he took great delight in telling everybody at the crowd that they've ripped off an Australian classic, much to his girlfriend's dad's disappointment.

Because when, like, when did Up There Kazale come out?

Was that the 70s?

Late 70s.

70s?

Yeah.

this there's i'd you know you your mind wonders how has this happened well i know

well i was gonna say it's is it just the someone's been out here in 79 or 80 and gone god that's good they like it

crowds love that what are the chances i mean this is afl never heard of this sport What are the chances of this ever, A, this song ever taking off and B, anyone ever caring about this sport in more than five years' time?

Yep.

I'll just take this back.

Soga's not going anywhere.

I'll just steal this

and then I'll, you know, and it'll become our song because, you know, and he wouldn't have forecast the invention of the internet by then.

I mean, he's

all the time with TV shows in the 80s.

Someone would go to America and go, That's a bloody good show.

That's a good segment on Letterman.

Wouldn't it do that?

Yes.

So it was.

It was two Irish guys that came out to watch a football match in Australia and saw it and went, What a great song!

Went back and we've been looking for, look, yeah, looking for a song that fits the lyrics, Steve Bloomer's Watching.

Watching.

And this has the pattern.

And then to their credit in their hometown, similar to the way that Natalie and Bruglio pulled it off with Torn and Daryl Braithwaite pulled it off with horses.

Yeah, but

they don't know it's a cover.

And so they try, and then they do their best probably just to let that slide.

As soon as you're known for it, you would be pushing that well aside.

It would be like, you know, if you're someone that committed a heist or whatever, moved to another country, changed your name, dyed your hair, whatever.

For anyone that watched Better Call Saul, the prequel and follow-up had flash forwards after Breaking Bad.

It'd be like someone coming to the cinnabar and saying, Saul,

I know you know Walter White.

You're like, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

That's what we were watching.

So for anyone that comes up to those two Irish guys and go,

up there, Kazay.

Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, awesome.

Thanks for listening.

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