#380: Bleh Riddle Riddle 8

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Speaker 2 Whoa, guys, that recording was crazy. We played all sorts of characters, and my brain's like, wee whoa, wee whoa, wow, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2 Oh, my God. That's so wild.
That's so wild. Oh, I have something we can do for this humber party.
Okay. Sure, yeah.
I liked that the activity of us laughing, fake laughing over nothing, though.

Speaker 2 That was so much fun. I really loved that.
That was a great idea, JPC.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 2 I was hoping that I would get to go once before we moved on, but it seemed like everybody else went and. No, no, no, let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Three, two, one.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 I thought I was supposed to say

Speaker 2 something. Oh, yeah, you say country.
You say something.

Speaker 2 Three, two.

Speaker 2 It just feels like we're rushing the three, two, one thing.

Speaker 2 Was that the bit? Was that the line? Yeah,

Speaker 2 I feel like I got as much out of it as I'm going to get, so we can move. Having the best time.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Oh, I thought we could go.

Speaker 2 No, it's naughty. No, tell us.
No, let's do it. Oh, fuck.
Are we going to fuck? Well, I mean, I'm a no. I've changed it.
No, yeah, no. I thought, well, I thought we could.

Speaker 2 Because last time we did, you finished three times, none of us finished, and then you needed, then you got to ask for a hot towel. But what was it? I feel like we've said that recently on this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we said it three times. That's why I'm with a callback.

Speaker 2 It's a callback to like, I mean, it's like,

Speaker 2 it comes to you so quick. Yeah.
Well, well, something I thought we could do because it's like spooky season. It's like we all go in the bathroom, we turn off the lights.

Speaker 2 And no, no, Jibsy, we're not doing that. But we turn off the lights.
We look in the mirror and we say, Bloody Mary, three times.

Speaker 2 But that's dumb. No, that's dumb.

Speaker 2 Are we ordering? I don't understand. Oh, sorry.
No. It's not really like Bloody Mary.
Halloween drink, right? Well, it is. I think it's probably like

Speaker 2 a miraculous favorite drink on like a

Speaker 2 laughy tappy wrapper. Okay, don't reference riddles that we're going to have to do later in the episode.

Speaker 2 What about seasonal? I mean, like, maybe something like pumpkin spice or like a mold wine, you know, or

Speaker 2 what's usually the episode we do around Halloween? What's it called?

Speaker 2 I can't remember. What do you mean, what's it called? Like, we don't do like a.

Speaker 2 We don't do like a specially named episode. Yeah, don't we? Isn't it called like...

Speaker 2 Not that I can remember. But what if we said that into the mirror three times? Oh, blah, riddle, riddle.
Yeah. So now he remembers.
Like, what if we said it, but nothing would happen, right?

Speaker 2 I'm not scared. I guess this would be bla riddle riddle number eight.
So maybe we say blah, riddle, riddle eight times into a mirror and see what happens. Okay.
Okay, let me.

Speaker 2 Okay, we're in my bathroom. Okay.
Bathroom here. We'll turn off the lights.
Everyone look in the mirror and here we go.

Speaker 2 How do we know where the mirror is? Turn the lights back off. Oh, sorry.
We did that in complete wrong order. Oh, I was.
was seeing. I'm facing the wrong way.
Yeah, we are all facing.

Speaker 2 JPC, you're face down in the toilet. Okay, let's all look where the mirror is at.
Let's see. I'm sorry.
We turned the lights off for the bathroom. I go face down in the toilet.

Speaker 2 That's the first place I go. Yeah.
Here we go. Like we're a hurricane.
Okay, here we go. Lights off.
And here we go.

Speaker 2 Blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2 Oh, interesting. Are we saying blah or blah? Oh, that's it.
We should, yeah, we should all be on the same page. Let's say.

Speaker 2 So, Aaron pronounced it? Ble. Bleh.
I didn't ask how it was spelled. I said how we say it.
Okay, bleh, bla.

Speaker 2 Okay, here. Yeah.
Bleh.

Speaker 2 Blair riddle, riddle, blue. Casey put these together so it's riddle.

Speaker 2 Like the timing is awesome.

Speaker 2 Blair, riddle.

Speaker 2 Blariddle, riddle, riddle.

Speaker 2 Blaridle, riddle, riddle, blare-riddle, riddle, riddle,

Speaker 2 riddle, riddle,

Speaker 2 Welcome to the episode.

Speaker 2 That was the mummy.

Speaker 2 He stood on a block of fat.

Speaker 2 Both of them were swamped things.

Speaker 2 It was the carrier in the woods.

Speaker 2 He stepped in with rifle, the works, and the horses legged.

Speaker 2 Welcome to the episode

Speaker 2 Oh no, it worked it summoned something JPC kill it with it kill it with fire and something's kill it with milk and something's here and real quick just while something's here Do we want to make sure that we want to do the voice the whole time or is there a different voice for something for whoever this is and whatever this is going on?

Speaker 2 Call me something. What the fuck? He's committed to it.
I would not be doing that voice the whole episode. But hey, something, what's going on? What are you? Are you like, what's

Speaker 2 not much? We were having a sleepover. Just having a sleepover.
Thought to do some spooky

Speaker 2 incantations. Play Riddle Riddle of the Mirror eight times, see what we could summon.
Yes, well, you've summoned me.

Speaker 2 My name is

Speaker 2 Stuart.

Speaker 2 Take a long time on Stuart. Stuart, I haven't listened to the show in a while.

Speaker 2 Stuart, are you like a classic part of these Blair Riddle Riddle

Speaker 2 episodes? You're like a classic.

Speaker 2 You're like a fixture. You're a mainstay for these episodes.
I'm on Witch Riddle Riddle right now, and I'm not seeing anything for Stuart.

Speaker 2 How is Witch spelled?

Speaker 2 Oh, you know what? I'm on the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'm not sure what Blair Riddle Riddle is, but you did. You summoned me, and I

Speaker 2 am a man in the mirror reality.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 So, hmm, you're a man. You kind of, you kind of,

Speaker 2 yeah, you kind of just seem like a guy. Yeah, I'm a guy.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 like, I guess, sorry, on my end, you guys live in the mirror. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is there anything terrifying about your reality or whatever? Or do you, are you just like a guy? Like, we're a guy?

Speaker 2 Just like a different reality? i mean we have

Speaker 2 like scoliosis is rampant scoliosis i don't know if we're doing holiday pods yet what else malaria's been an issue in the past malaria malaria maybe i don't know we have a thing called

Speaker 2 influenza

Speaker 2 what do you got flu for short yeah we got that yeah sounds like your reality is pretty close to ours although i don't know I don't know that in ours, I would lead off with scoliosis.

Speaker 2 That seems like more of a niche. Oh, that's number one.
That's number one?

Speaker 2 That's that's number one people get scoliosis there like we get the flu that's you can catch scoliosis oh yeah oh yeah yeah it's a seasonal thing

Speaker 2 that makes sense yeah

Speaker 2 what else what else scoliosis booster every year yeah oh spiders are everywhere

Speaker 2 everywhere okay see them everywhere

Speaker 2 well no i mean they you're never like more than 20 feet from a spider yeah that's already

Speaker 2 like the woods and they might be in like your attic or something sure yeah Stuart. Yeah, I don't know if I'd say that every word.
I hate to do this to you. Oh.

Speaker 2 Because it really feels like you're just sort of a guy. Am I?

Speaker 2 You have to cut this for time. Um, either you have to host the episode.

Speaker 2 Shit, I would have done the voice if I was gonna host. Yeah, yeah, I know.
That's what we were saying. That's sort of what we were thinking.
Kind of the whole thing.

Speaker 2 Hey, Stuart, you're actually sort of the biggest part of Blair Riddle Riddle now.

Speaker 2 This is forever now. You're sort of the one who hosts Blair Riddle Riddle.

Speaker 2 And Erin is kind of saying that because I think she might remember something that happens in Blair Riddle Riddle and she might not want to get to that. But Stuart.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not spinning my wheels because Blair Riddle Riddle is famously an episode I'm really bad at and panic and do all sorts of nonsense.

Speaker 2 And I think, I think what Aaron is saying, Stuart, is that you are welcome here. If you want to kind of hang out for Blair Riddle Riddle, you absolutely can.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Stuart, if you want to stick around, you can host or not host. I don't know if you you have anything prepared or if you have Hayridden Riddle in your universe.
No, we don't have

Speaker 2 Hayridden Riddle. So we're the bad universe.
We're definitely the bad universe. It sounds like the school ghost of Spider Universe is the better you would.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's brutal.

Speaker 2 Apples are oranges. Oranges are apples.

Speaker 2 How do you know that? How do you know that?

Speaker 2 I made that one up. I'm sorry.
I wanted my world to seem more interesting. Yeah, but it's not, though, huh? It's not.
It seems pretty. And no one's world is really interesting to them, right?

Speaker 2 But, you know, it's like maybe the things that you find like mundane about your world would be like fascinating to ours.

Speaker 2 Let's talk about this the whole time, though, I think, because we got nothing we gotta get to, right? Well, we have one thing we have to get to.

Speaker 2 Hey, Stuart, Stuart, taking control. I like this.
Mummy, mummy, mummy, spiders, spiders, spiders. Give me such a fright.

Speaker 2 A cool terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway based on its home attitude, my death, and release and fuzzies. Undead Adult, right to check.
Undead Adult rights a check.

Speaker 2 Boy, hey, hey, hey, mummy, mummy, mummy. Spiders, spiders, spiders.
Excuse me, such a fright.

Speaker 2 A ghoul terrifies, haunted doll her giveaway. Ghoul, terrifies, haunted doll hair giveaway.
Based on the tomb added to my death, and riddies and puzzles. Under daddle rights a check.

Speaker 2 So Stuart had that prepared, so it seems like Aaron is like they have Hayrano Riddle in that universe for sure, right? Like, that's like they could exist one-to-one, right?

Speaker 2 Uncle Adol rights a check.

Speaker 2 All right, Stuart, we'll give this a shot. This seems new to us.
How do you how do we play and what do we win? Kind of sucks. Usually, blubber hurdles, my thing, but I'm gonna go take a nap.

Speaker 2 All right, see you later, Adel.

Speaker 2 See you later, Addle. Love you, miss you.
Adel, wouldn't it be more fun if you participated? Or I guess take your nap.

Speaker 2 He's already gone. He's gone.
He's gone. Well, this is Stuart's episode now.

Speaker 2 Uh, Stuart, can I ask you a question? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Um, are you the only guy in your universe, or do you like, are there like also other guys in your universe? Um

Speaker 2 hell hell hell hell shit guys be cool be cool be cool. Well Stuart, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends? Can we close this mirror? Please don't please don't.
Sorry, this is

Speaker 2 this is my friend. This is

Speaker 2 mirror Uncle Santa. Uncle Satan.
Sorry. Hell hell hell uncle Satan.

Speaker 2 Hi Uncle Satan. Well what's this? Yeah you you don't see me coming through the mirror with some nonsense, huh?

Speaker 2 You see me having some self-control. Who is this exasperated young woman, Young?

Speaker 2 Yeah, what was your...

Speaker 2 Wait,

Speaker 2 why are we pushing up against Young? Hi, Uncle Satan. I know you.

Speaker 2 You know me. Yeah, we've met before.
Well, you must be on my naughty list, which for me, Uncle Satan, is the good list. This is the good list, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. We've done this song and dance before.

Speaker 2 Wait, we've done Uncle to Satan before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 On our end, we have it. Also, um...
Yeah, on your end, on your end, Uncle Satan is new. Like, he's a new guy.
Yeah, brand new. And he also just got scoliosis.

Speaker 2 Which is good for

Speaker 2 it. Here it's good to have that.

Speaker 2 And also, not making a judgment on scoliosis because that's like... I think that's just like a thing that happens to to people.
I have it.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Good or bad. That's good.
That's good. But hey, it's whatever.
It's, yeah.

Speaker 2 Can we all, are we going to record this from the bathroom? Because I'm feeling a little claustrophobic with sort of everybody.

Speaker 2 I mean, I guess if I'm just thinking from the bathroom, I can't really leave this.

Speaker 2 Well, Uncle Satan, you smell like really bad. Or that could be JB.
You can smell me with the beer. It's me.
I think that might be the toilet on your end. JBC?

Speaker 2 I had my face right in there, Aaron, so it's gonna be nothing I can do about that now.

Speaker 2 Well, Aaron, we could leave. We could leave the mirror and like go wake up Adel.

Speaker 2 Is it worth waiting for a little bit at the mirror to see if maybe there's like a another

Speaker 2 character that shows up? Like, I don't know what it even would be, but like some sort of... I'm not saying it's like a...

Speaker 2 Direct one-to-one to like each host of the show with their like a mirror version, but would it be would it be worth waiting to see?

Speaker 2 it's me mirror jp riddles and i'm no i'm not gonna do this yeah plus you're on this side of the mirror so yeah yeah it doesn't what you were doing with that and that's also feels like one of my characters do you have maybe like someone that you could do like in the mirror like

Speaker 2 well you do have one big one

Speaker 2 yeah but there is no halloween pun i could do for it well

Speaker 2 We better be going there. We're going to have out.
All right. Come on, guys.
Let's just do the episode. Okay, let's let's let's uh let's turn the lights back on.
Oh, okay, they went away.

Speaker 2 Great. Um,

Speaker 2 should we wake up adult or

Speaker 2 should we do some sleep pranks to him? Ooh, spooky sleep pranks. Okay, put his hand in water and pee on him.
Wait, put whipped cream on his hand and pee on him. Hold on.

Speaker 2 So much pee available still. Oh, wow.
I had my head in the toilet.

Speaker 2 Pauses for eight minutes, stares at JPC. I suck the pee out.

Speaker 2 Adult psst, pst.

Speaker 2 Wake up.

Speaker 2 What do you get when you cross a ghost with a detective? And what do you get when you cross a ghost with a detective? Um, Sherlock Boo.

Speaker 2 Whoa, Aaron, that was so close. I doubt it.
Sorry, I must have been saying last year's riddle that we

Speaker 2 have one letter off. Well, a couple letters off, but phonetically, one letter off.

Speaker 2 Sherlock Booze? No.

Speaker 2 Do I have the Sherlock Boes?

Speaker 2 A ghost doesn't have bones, but a ghost might do this

Speaker 2 sort of like wailing. Oh, oh, Scarlock Holmes.

Speaker 2 Scarelock's actually very good.

Speaker 2 Sherlock

Speaker 2 Moon. Moans.

Speaker 2 That's what you get when you cross a ghost with a detective. Full year for Sherlock Mones.
Yeah, that was the riddle we ended with last year, and I didn't give the answer. Oh, oh, you know what?

Speaker 2 Wake up, pissy. Sorry.
It's your new nickname. Did you guys put my underwear in the freezer and and then piss on me? We did not do the underwear in the freezer part.

Speaker 2 If your underwear is freezing cold, that is something going on with you medically.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm going to do something to you. A little something called Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Spider, Spider, Spiders, Give Me Such a Fright.

Speaker 2 A ghoul terrifies Haunted Doll Hair Giveaway based on Tome Attitude. My death and riddies and puzzies.
Undead Adult writes a check. Undead Addle, right?

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. Mummy, spider, spider, spiders.
Excuse me, such a fright.

Speaker 2 A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway. A ghoul terrifies haunted haunted dollar giveaway.
Based on the home attitude, my death and riddies and parties under that door rights a check.

Speaker 2 I am also checking my bank app. I don't think I've been paid for this ever.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 should I? Oh, sorry. On Halloween, my checks.
Sorry. On Halloween, my checks are sort of like I write like pay to the order of like candy.

Speaker 2 Sort of like a fun sure. I mean, yeah.
For trick-or-treating, I just hand out checks that say whatever, like almond joy in the

Speaker 2 box where you write the money. I'm not complaining.
I can just say he's complaining. I'm not complaining.
And you can cash those whenever, and I'll go out and buy the candy for you. So

Speaker 2 I think it's, I think kids think

Speaker 2 it teaches them fiscal responsibility. Let's play

Speaker 2 the game that we play every Halloween. And what we're going to do is we're going to start with

Speaker 2 costumes for 2025. I have a list from trusted source USA Today that says the top 25 trending costumes or costume searches from 2025.

Speaker 2 It's funny we've been doing this for so long that like things like USA Today, I've like looped back around to being like, it's the only one left. It's the only one left doing news.

Speaker 2 Let's see. I can't think of anything that happened this year.
Cultural. So what we'll do is

Speaker 2 we're going to start with Aaron and

Speaker 2 I'm going to let you guess five five different items. For each one, you get correct.
I'll give you 10 points. If you happen to guess the number one costume, you get 100 points.

Speaker 2 And Aaron, you'll get five guesses, and then JPC, you'll get five guesses, and then we'll see where we stand.

Speaker 2 So, Aaron, I'm going to give you a chance to name five items that we hope are in the top 25 Halloween costumes or Halloween costume searches for 2025. I'm going to start with K-pop demon hunters.

Speaker 2 Now, Aaron.

Speaker 2 Aaron? Yes.

Speaker 2 You are dead right. In terms of the, I want to say, of the top 10, six of them, five of them are K-pop demon hunters, but I do need you to be more specific.
No,

Speaker 2 she should get all five girls. I wouldn't have said that.
I wouldn't have said K-pop demon hunters. Here's what I'll say.
Aaron, you're going to get...

Speaker 2 The number one costume or costume search is Rumi from K-pop Demon Hunters. Number two costume is Zoe from K-pop demon hunters.
Number three is Mira from K-pop demon hunters.

Speaker 2 Number four is Jinu from K-pop demon hunters. Number five is Baby Saja from K-Pau De Mendez.
And number eight is Derpy the Tiger

Speaker 2 from Kpati Pejas. That's my favorite part of the whole movie.
You get

Speaker 2 50 points for getting shit. Five of the top 10 and then 100 for getting to the number one.
Thank you. So that's 150 points.
Can I keep guessing? Yes. Do you think I want more guesses?

Speaker 2 Do you think Alphaba and Glenda are on there?

Speaker 2 Aaron Wright in the top 10 is Alphaba from Wicked, and then around 15 or 14 is Glenda from Wicked. That's another 20 points, Aaron.
Okay. You're up to 170, and you have three guesses left.

Speaker 2 Just so I know. Huh?

Speaker 2 She gets multiple guesses per guess. Because the first guess was

Speaker 2 what I got. Hey, JPC.
Hey, JPC. Hey, JPC, real quick.
Yep. Uh-huh.
Earlier, I felt like I was like, you have to be specific with K-pop demon hunter. And you were like,

Speaker 2 give it all to her. And then I did.
And now, and now it seems like the doctor can play. Well, she said one thing.
She said K-pop demon hunters the second time she definitely said two things

Speaker 2 I'm trying to follow your leader for that he's being ridiculous if the third guess is three things like now he's being ridiculous you you were damned if you did and damned if you didn't let them eat cake well not eat cake

Speaker 2 um jbc i'm happy with what i got you can have a turn now go ahead yeah mr i think the big difference is i know alphabet and glinda i don't know k-pop demon hunters um okay things that happened 2025.

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 man i'm

Speaker 2 kind of sucks because i'm like 2025 okay what's 2025 oh yeah trump was inaugurated and then i'm like it hasn't even been a fucking year yeah are you fucking kidding me so let's see um

Speaker 2 would there be something on this list of like doing like

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 like an ice raider like one of the Kind of ice Gestapo that's like kidnapping people off the streets. Would that be like a costume that people are interested in?

Speaker 2 I don't know. It's a costume a lot of terrible people are interested in.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dean Kane, maybe when is that? I know a lot of grown adults that are, for some reason, dressing in that costume and kind of doing it. Okay, what else? 2025.

Speaker 2 What are we doing? Are we doing like a Charlie Kirk costume this year? Or is that maybe too soon? I think JPC yields his time.

Speaker 2 Oh, wasn't there a thing earlier the year where like a helicopter hit a plane? There was like a really bad helicopter hit. He used to

Speaker 2 five. No, I I don't actually.
Maybe I don't see that there. Two more guesses, JPC.
Two were guesses. Maybe I remember less

Speaker 2 pop culture things and more like terrible things that are happening in the plane. Right, remember our show is escapism?

Speaker 2 Remember we talked about this being escapism?

Speaker 2 JPC, two more guesses. Two more guesses?

Speaker 2 Oh, okay, let's go to movies. What happened in movies this year?

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 there was an avatar trailer, so I'll say the Navi.

Speaker 2 The Navi back? I don't see it on the list. One more guess, JPC.

Speaker 2 The woman from Weapons.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's a... I mean, that's the costume I want to see the most of, but I don't see it on this list.
I didn't see weapons either, so. Very good.
Okay, I couldn't beat it.

Speaker 2 JBC, do you have a final guess?

Speaker 2 Oh, God, I really wish. I really wish I had a final guess.

Speaker 2 I will guess. Oh, I'll just guess that it's that Australian breakdancer that was on the list last year.

Speaker 2 What's her name? Rewind? No, No, Ray Gun? Ray Gun. Ray Gun.
I like Rewind is not. Not on the list.
Let me say just a couple more that are on the list. Chicken Jockey from Minecraft.
Laboo Boo.

Speaker 2 Oh, of course, Laboo Boo. That's Lorax.
Labooboo is a comedy. I don't know why the Lorax is on the list, but the Lorax, Hamilton from the Lin Manuel Morindo musical, not from history.

Speaker 2 Nightwing, Nurse from Silent Hill. I don't know what that is.
Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon. Ladybug.
Gabby from the Netflix series. Wait, wait, can I say one? Can I say one? Can I say one?

Speaker 2 Stitch, right? That came out this year. The little Stitch remake.
Stitch is not on here, but

Speaker 2 what is on here from a hit movie? Superman and Supergirl.

Speaker 2 We also have Diamond Darko.

Speaker 2 Diamond Darko. What is

Speaker 2 from 2025? I guess so. Also, Founding Father.

Speaker 2 So that's another Hamilton thing. Why are people still talking about Hamilton in 2025? Pyramid Head from Silent Hill.
I guess Silent Hill is making a big comeback.

Speaker 2 Wednesday from the Netflix series Wednesday. Oh, yeah.
Cleo Denial from the TV series Monster High. And rounding out the top 25, my personal favorite, Lord Farquad from Shrek.

Speaker 2 Now, when you first saw Shrek, did you, were you guys too young to realize that Farquad was a play on Fuckwad?

Speaker 2 I didn't know that till just now. Okay.

Speaker 2 I truly had no idea that Farquad was a play on fuckwad.

Speaker 2 That's crazy. Yeah, because I was old enough when I saw Shrek when it first came out in the theaters to be like, how are they getting away with it?

Speaker 2 were there people

Speaker 2 were were there kids before shrek came out that called people farkwads no there was no kids before shrek there wasn't kids before shrek that's why i saw it yeah that's why i'm as old as i am because i i remember people saying things like schoolyard and and that were like curse words but not curse words so you couldn't get in trouble for them but i've never heard farkwad as fuckwad

Speaker 2 and maybe this is in my own imagination but i like to think it's a play on fuckwad if it's not it's it's a pretty good play on Fuckwad. If it's not, I'd be equally shocked.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 As shocked as I was to learn it, I'd be equally shocked to learn that it wasn't true. That was an interesting list.

Speaker 2 Thanks. I'm glad that you read that.

Speaker 2 The one that I was doing or what Adel was doing? No, yours is a nightmare.

Speaker 2 Sad, right? Yeah. I think it was almost like, oh, interesting outfit.
I was like, oh, thank you. Oh, no, Adel, I was trying to get like points for complimenting you.

Speaker 2 It was a sincere compliment, though. Well, Aaron, you're currently winning 170 to zero, but I'm going to toss you 30 points for that.
So you're up to 200. JPC, you're at 0.

Speaker 2 And what we're going to do now is we're going to move on to some spooky scenes. Now, remember,

Speaker 2 during Blood, Ridder Riddle, you can win scenes. Yes.
And I'm going to give you some points afterwards. And I am going to give you a setup, of course.

Speaker 2 So for this first scene, what I'd like to see is, just because it seems like maybe we're all a little bit confused and it seems to be dominating the zeitgeist. Yes.

Speaker 2 I want to see a scene that's that's the two of you

Speaker 2 sort of portraying whatever you think K-pop Demon Hunters is. So this is maybe a scene from what you think K-pop Demon Hunters is.
Got it. Okay.
And we'll start now.

Speaker 2 Hey, kids.

Speaker 2 We're about to hypnotize you into loving this movie.

Speaker 2 I just want to let you know. Who's speaking?

Speaker 2 Hey, um, is your Netflix logo talking to me? It's like pulsating on the TV. What's hi? Sorry.
I'm, um,

Speaker 2 I'm Jennifer Netflix. Got sucked into the screen.
It's a whole thing. Hey.
No, I. Hey.
I'm so interested.

Speaker 2 You are Jennifer Netflix. I didn't know Netflix was someone's last name.
Yeah. So I got sucked in to this thing.
Here's the thing. We are trying to.
Sucked into the screen. How?

Speaker 2 We've been doing mind control. I, I, I messed up.
I did something stupid and then I got, this is my punishment from the Netflix family is that I'm sort of

Speaker 2 they sucked you into the screen yeah sucked for eternity but this is this is what I mean though I'm a good guy like I'm a good person so that's the technology they possess yeah you're a kid right

Speaker 2 um I mean

Speaker 2 I'm 16

Speaker 2 oh you're okay wait

Speaker 2 I think I got the data wrong you have a little sister then I have two little sisters oh can you call them in

Speaker 2 They're sleeping. It's like 10 o'clock at night.
Oh, God. Okay.

Speaker 2 Do you have a sense of time in there? No. Because you got sucked into the TV? No.
And that's why I have to keep asking people if they are still watching.

Speaker 2 Because I just have no sense. That's me.
I'm like, are you even still here? Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 I remember what it was like to be a kid. Like, I'm 16 now, but I'm like, I'm not too far away from it that I don't kind of remember the feeling.

Speaker 2 We're just trying to make content that, because we know that parents aren't really like looking at what their kids are watching. And we're going to make things.

Speaker 2 I was going to watch porn. Right.
I know. I know.
I saw what you typed in.

Speaker 2 um but we're gonna do subliminal messaging because i keep forgetting they don't have it on netflix yeah i'm typing on my remote so it takes so long to type the stuff i like and then i'm like oh no it's on netflix yeah and i just also i'm not here to judge but you were actually the first person to ever type super duper romantic porn to the netflix search bar well i know netflix isn't gonna have like the hardcore stuff but like i know they have like outlander so it's like you know that's so they have outlander oh is it not porn does it not serve the same purpose that porn can serve?

Speaker 2 It's not porn, but I mean, it's basically right. I'd be like, it's porn in a pinch, my guy.
It is porn in a pinch.

Speaker 2 Same wonderful job.

Speaker 2 Adel, have you seen K-pop demon hunters yet? I have not, but I know. Oh, Adel, it is perfect.
Is it legit good? I would say it is.

Speaker 2 I like you would love it so much. And I would say that.
Casey says Adel would love it. So Casey and Aaron have both seen K-pop demon hunters.

Speaker 2 It's a perfect movie. Twice.
Yeah. Twice.
I've seen it multiple times. It is.
The music is amazing. It's super good at moving.

Speaker 2 I feel like it is on the echelon for me with like Into the Spider-Verse and

Speaker 2 Puss and Boots The Last Wish. Okay.
TC said I've seen it twice, and both times I was so drunk.

Speaker 2 And there were... He said with my nieces and nephews.
Oh, what am I reading? Oh, a lie. I'm reading a lie because he can't.
Okay. Yeah.
With my nieces and nephews. Makes more sense.

Speaker 2 From that scene, I'm going to award JPC 100 points.

Speaker 2 And Aaron, I'm going to award you 150. The additional 50 is for the name Jennifer Netflix, which I thought was

Speaker 2 very good. Thanks.
So just a slight bump there. So that brings us up to Aaron.
You're at 350. JPC, you're at 100.
I do want to see another scene.

Speaker 2 This is based off the fact that one of the costumes on the list was Cleo Denial for Monster High.

Speaker 2 Never heard of Monster High, but I do want to see a scene of the two of you as sort of classic monsters in high school.

Speaker 2 Aaron, do you have a favorite sort of classic monster?

Speaker 2 I like a vampire. Great.
So you're a you're a vampire or Dracula type in high school? Great. Uh, JPC, do you have a favorite sort of classic monster?

Speaker 2 I mean, the most classic monster, Frankenstein's monster. Perfect.
So this is a Dracula or a vampire type and Frankenstein in

Speaker 2 Frankenstein's monster in high school. And this scene starts now.

Speaker 2 School

Speaker 2 sucks.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I said that you good detention against

Speaker 2 Paul McCartney. I know.
I heard it. Scene.
Oh, I heard it too. I can't go back in there.
And Aaron, real quick, you cannot call scene. This is the scene.
I know, but I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 I know I go back in that scene, but I went to Bob McCartney and now I can't undo it.

Speaker 2 Rashbird. Good.

Speaker 2 It was almost Bob Dylan, right? It was like, yeah,

Speaker 2 I know, but now I, how am I supposed to get back in that scene? Okay, I'll go. Okay, here's what we'll here's what we'll do.
We're gonna restart this scene.

Speaker 2 Slight punishment because

Speaker 2 we stopped it. Aaron, you're now Frankenstein's monster.
JPC, you're now Dracula. And we're in high school and go.

Speaker 2 High school sucks, huh?

Speaker 2 I don't know. I quite like high school.

Speaker 2 Aaron, stay in the scene.

Speaker 2 I know it seems like we're not going to use a lot of the things that we learn here, but I quite like the company and the teachers are all nice.

Speaker 2 God, I could go for some blood.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What I wouldn't do for a little blood.

Speaker 2 Just a song I'm kind of tinkering with. It's nothing yet.
I was wondering if you had a date to homecoming at?

Speaker 2 Honestly. All the girls want to go to homecoming with me.
They keep swarming me, absolutely mobbing me wherever I go, but I haven't said yes to a single one of them yet.

Speaker 4 Well, maybe you say yes to someone who is made up of a bunch of different dead people.

Speaker 2 Take my best friends to homecoming. Why, that could work.

Speaker 2 I can't even be out of it. I feel like I sound a little bit like

Speaker 2 a cookie monster.

Speaker 2 Don't know who that is. All right.
Think you sound like yourself, Frankenstein. Start jiggling at the door handle of the scene.

Speaker 2 Locked, it's locked.

Speaker 2 Maybe I could. Maybe I

Speaker 2 could ask my best friend if they go to homecoming with me.

Speaker 2 Can you unlock a motion in T.

Speaker 2 Go to homecoming? I would never even.

Speaker 2 Dracula?

Speaker 2 What do you say?

Speaker 2 Bob Dylan opens the mail slot of the scene, shoves some trail mix in here and there for some protein. Grabs your hand.
And scene. And scene.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Very good job.

Speaker 2 I will say. Yes.
And this is not a criticism of Erin. Sure.

Speaker 2 Don't do this. Don't do this.
She wasn't really staying in it. Hey, I was so in it.
I was so committed. JBC, it was barely noticeable, but I did pick up on that.

Speaker 2 So, Aaron, I am going to deduct 100 points because

Speaker 2 Aaron, both times you tried to stop the scene. Well, because I accidentally did a Paul McCarney voice.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 All right, okay. I guess that's my fault.
No, no, no, no, no. This one, this time it's on me.
Every other time I've accidentally done a Paul McCartney voice, it's usually your fault.

Speaker 2 This one, I will take personal responsibility for. And JBC,

Speaker 2 because you were tried and true, trying to push forward on that, I am going to give you 150 points. So we are currently at Aaron at 250 points.
JPC at 250 points. We are tied.

Speaker 2 On this episode of Blair, Red or Riddle. And what we're going to do now is maybe the spookiest thing of all, which is to take a break oh

Speaker 2 octopus has garden

Speaker 2 before black riddle

Speaker 2 hey adult aaron ask any small business owner and what do they say they'll tell you that finances get messy quick a bank account here quick books there tax and invoicing apps stacked on top before long you're buried in expensive tools, behind dogbooks, and unsure where your business really stands.

Speaker 2 That's why there's found.

Speaker 2 Oh, thank goodness. You were talking about that, and I was like, that sounds so stressful.
And it doesn't seem like there's a solution, but I guess there is.

Speaker 2 Yeah, found eliminates the clutter by giving you one platform that handles it all.

Speaker 2 Banking, bookkeeping, invoices, taxes, no more paying for multiple subscriptions and dealing with clunky, outdated apps. Bleh, barf, outdated apps.

Speaker 2 They've automated things like tracking expenses, finding write-offs, and budgeting for tax time. You can even send invoices for free and pay your contractors everything from one app.

Speaker 2 Yeah, prior to finding found, I was actually using an app called Lost. And I got to say, this is a terrible app for banking.
You would constantly log in, and they'd be like, oops, sorry.

Speaker 2 There'd be like a little shrugging emoticon of a person who lost all of your finances. They never kept records.

Speaker 2 They had a little button that was record shredding, but it was right next to the login button. So sometimes you would just shred your entire account when you were trying to log in.

Speaker 2 That's so scary, Mr. JPC, sir.
Yeah, Mr. JPC, don't use lost.
You use found.

Speaker 2 One thing that I love about found is that it automatically tracks expenses, which means that I no longer have to carve out time every week.

Speaker 2 And believe me, I was doing this every week, or I could have spent that time on something much more important to go through my purchases and make sure everything is accounted for.

Speaker 2 Found fixes it. Honestly, I use found and you should too.

Speaker 2 If I could go back to when we were starting Hey Riddle Riddle, found would have saved me so much time, so much effort, and so much needless data entry that I wish I could not have done. I love Found.

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Speaker 2 Not lost. Thank you, Mr.
JPC, sir. Mr.
JPC, sir. People thinking me.

Speaker 2 Five, four, three, two, one. Countdown over.
It's the holiday season. Time to buy gifts.
I'm so excited. I'm going to decorate.
I'm going to buy gifts. Aaron, Aaron, slow down.

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Speaker 2 Oh, I feel way better. Yeah.

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Speaker 2 You'll find thousands of new gift ideas that you won't find anywhere else and again they want me to differentiate that is diehard fans and football fans i'm not sure if you'll find stuff from the major motion picture die hard but you can look and miss keef can i tell you last year my parents got me common goods i got like a bag of flour and um a brick

Speaker 2 Well, that's no fun. No, I want uncommon goods.
That won't do. You know what? If you're like me, buy some Christmas ornaments.
Get some Christmas candles.

Speaker 2 Get some stuff for Christmas and put it on your house. Hey, whatever you do, don't wait.
Cross those names off your list before the rush.

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We're all out of the ordinary. But don't take it from them.

Speaker 2 Take it from me, Cousin Kringle.

Speaker 2 That's fun. That's fun.
Probably should have done it at the beginning, though, right? Huh? Stay on that side of the street. Oh.
Stay over there. Do you need me to start the ad? No, stay there.

Speaker 2 Everybody, say thank you, Miss Erin.

Speaker 2 I thanked you guys in the other ones.

Speaker 2 Not getting thanked. Okay, GPC, open it.
Open it.

Speaker 2 Just as a heads up, it is a gift for me that I just want you to open for me.

Speaker 2 And it's in this lion's mouth?

Speaker 2 Um, yes, and

Speaker 2 okay, battle, huh? Pretty good.

Speaker 2 Opening the jaws of the lion.

Speaker 2 My sweater. It's my new Quince sweater.
It's covered in lion

Speaker 2 inside. Yeah, but it's $50 and it's cashmere.

Speaker 2 Oh, well, you actually got a pretty good price on the sweater. I know.
I love Quince. I recently got some curtains and a rug from there.

Speaker 2 And I point to two other animals that have eaten my curtain and rugs that you need to fight to get them back for me. I love Quince.

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Speaker 2 So you can give luxury quality pieces without the luxury price tag. Is the lion something I can find on Quince? Because this is a very good lion.
I mean, like, I've had way worse quality lions.

Speaker 2 Maybe soon. Maybe soon.
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Speaker 2 Now I will tame this lion. Oh, ow, he's got my leg.

Speaker 2 At least my cashmere jacket looks nice from Quince. Give us a spin.
Ooh, can you get that leg on Quince?

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Speaker 2 I don't want to go. I don't want to play.
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Goes through someone's window immediately. That was my ball in my window.

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Speaker 2 I'm going to talk to my BetterHelp therapist about my friends keep breaking my windows. They're just so fun to break.
Smash.

Speaker 2 And we're back. And of course, this is your host, Stuart.

Speaker 2 As always, I'm joined by

Speaker 2 Uncle Satan. Hell, hell, hell.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 fuck you.

Speaker 2 And I'm also,

Speaker 2 I really didn't think about what my whole thing would be. No, I was gonna say, that was good.
That was

Speaker 2 hell, hell, hell.

Speaker 2 We're not letting you out. You can't get out of the scene.

Speaker 2 No, I did it. I mean, I'm in it.
I'm still doing the voice. And smash, smash, smash.
Sorry, guys. I just had to smash my bathroom mirror.

Speaker 2 It seems like we were still getting the frequency through there.

Speaker 2 But it does sound like Stewart and Uncle Satan started a podcast, which is fun. With

Speaker 2 the mirror version of Aaron Keith, it sounded like. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Everybody has a podcast these days.

Speaker 2 It's hard out there. It's hard out there, but it's fun.
It's, you know, people do it. If they like what they're doing, that's enough, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Can I just, you know, the market's saturated when the creatures in my mirror have a podcast, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
For sure.

Speaker 2 Well, but we also have a podcast, and this is Blair Riddle number eight. And so you think, do you think we could do a spin-off podcast as just character?

Speaker 2 Like when people listen to like Lil Monkey Bones, Dr. Camellia Coco Cash beer podcast.

Speaker 2 Should we not test their loyalty any more than we already have that's at least a patriot idea let's make that like a 500 tier to where it's like you gotta really ask for that yeah no one wants that though i speak i speak for the trees uh just like i guess the lorax is having a comeback too which is exciting yeah which is nice nice for the lorax a lora loraxasance that sounds like a medicine I was trying to do like, you know how when Matthew

Speaker 2 was everywhere, they called it the McConnaissance? I tend to do Loraxasance, but it sounds like a medicine.

Speaker 2 Loraxasance may cause rash, may cause sweating or bleeding, could cause certain types of cancer. Could cause you to speak for the trees.
It could cause you to speak for the trees.

Speaker 2 Could cause you to have a little yellow mustache.

Speaker 2 I speak for the episode when I say that it's time to move on to a Blood River Riddle Classic trailer damn near killed her. What's going to happen is...

Speaker 2 You're both going to have two minutes to improvise the perfect horror movie trailer based on the title I give you.

Speaker 2 You will be doing all the voices, all the sound effects, any spooky music up top, narration, edits, maybe listing the cast, etc. Your mission basically is in two minutes to make it.

Speaker 2 Did you choose to accept it? I just let the VHS blow up.

Speaker 2 And the little, like, the little player that they gave me. I just, I just let it smoke out.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Your mission is to make me scared to miss this movie.
That's so fun. Because you're tied.

Speaker 2 I'm going to let Aaron choose. Aaron, would you like to go first or second? I would like to go second, please.
Okay. JPC, you'll be going first.
Your titles. You have two turns.

Speaker 2 And this is not immediate, but could someone please untie us?

Speaker 2 It's not that I don't want to be here doing this. I just

Speaker 2 feel like I've showered recently, probably, right?

Speaker 2 I don't know. That's why we turned off the lights in the bathroom.
It sounded like someone turned on the shower.

Speaker 2 Not me. My head was right to that toilet.

Speaker 2 JPC, you're ready for your two titles. Please.

Speaker 2 Your two options to choose from are

Speaker 2 Raging Skull, play on Raging Pole. Got it.
Or one rattle after another. Play on one battle after another.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, I've seen one battle after another more recently.

Speaker 2 So, recency bias, I can't work with that. I have to go with Raging Skull.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So, Raging Skull is your option, and your two minutes start

Speaker 2 now.

Speaker 2 Shh, We

Speaker 2 will.

Speaker 2 We

Speaker 2 will

Speaker 2 scare you. Ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh, ooh, ah.

Speaker 2 This Halloween,

Speaker 2 Channing Tatum

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 Dave Bautista, who

Speaker 2 will be in attendance,

Speaker 2 watching the scariest movie to hit theaters in

Speaker 2 one

Speaker 2 hundred

Speaker 2 years.

Speaker 2 They've already agreed. They don't hang out as much as they used to or would like to.

Speaker 2 These plans are firmly set

Speaker 2 in the grave.

Speaker 2 Imagine a man

Speaker 2 so terrifying that

Speaker 2 no one wants to punch him in the face.

Speaker 2 Because his face has

Speaker 2 no skin.

Speaker 2 And there's also no lips, but there is teeth.

Speaker 2 Oh, you know what? Let me just show you. Briefly.
Oh, you see that? I flashed it on the screen. Scary as fuck, huh?

Speaker 2 Channing Tatum's gonna freak out when he sees this. This Halloween.
It's time for

Speaker 2 raging skull. And we got the guy.

Speaker 2 Oh, the little guy from Dune.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 Tip of my tongue. We got the little guy from Dune.
No, it's not tip of my tongue. It's Timothy Shalamay.
Timothy Shalame! Timothy Jalave!

Speaker 2 This Halloween.

Speaker 2 Yay!

Speaker 2 Yay!

Speaker 2 I can't fucking beat that. How long do I have? Is it a minute? Is there a timer? It's two minutes.

Speaker 2 Two minutes? Yeah, it was two minutes. I feel like it's you.
isn't it usually a minute? Two minutes feels long.

Speaker 2 It's always been two. It's always been two minutes.
It's always been two. Yep.
All right.

Speaker 2 Now, JPC, I'm going to go ahead and give you 75 points.

Speaker 2 The reason you got 75, stellar trailer, but it felt like the first minute or so was mostly talking about the celebrities who have signed on or agreed upon

Speaker 2 the idea of watching this movie. That's what sells.
Okay. I mean, I'll take the feedback, but I'm telling you right now, Matt,

Speaker 2 yeah, but it feels like it's like

Speaker 2 they could say anything, they could be like, Meryl Streep might see a screener of this. Like, that feels kind of misleading, right? We reached out to Meryl Streep.
She said no.

Speaker 2 I guess we'll see what yours is, Erin, because if yours is all that to pad time, because it is two minutes, Eric, and two minutes goes by pretty slow.

Speaker 2 All right, I'm famously good at these, so Aaron, are you ready? Yes, your two options are

Speaker 2 the little murder maid

Speaker 2 or it's a wonderful knife.

Speaker 2 Wow. What's the first one to play on? The little mermaid.
Oh, yes.

Speaker 2 I thought it was obvious, but let me go ahead and start over. This is the little murder maid based on the little mermaid.
Okay. Or it's a wonderful knife based on it's a wonderful knife.

Speaker 2 And Adam, I'm not fishing for points, but I got the little mermaid thing pretty quick. I'm not sure if that's 10 points for me.
See, that's 10 points. It's a wonderful knife.

Speaker 2 I'll do

Speaker 2 it's a wonderful knife. knife, Erin.
You're gonna be doing a trailer in two minutes. Wait, I'll do the little murder maid.

Speaker 2 I'll do the little murder maid. Erin, I do have to deduct 10 points because I was mid-sentence when you changed, so I do have to deduct 10 points for that.

Speaker 2 Aaron, you're gonna be doing a two-minute trailer for the little murder maid, and your time starts now.

Speaker 2 This Halloween

Speaker 2 I wanna be where the people are.

Speaker 2 I wanna see, wanna see them

Speaker 2 dying

Speaker 2 The little mermaid, like you've never seen her before

Speaker 2 with bloodlust

Speaker 2 Dad, please let me go to the surface. Please let me go to the surface.
I want to have legs so I could kill a ton of people.

Speaker 2 Ariel, no.

Speaker 2 That's not what we do. We stay under the sea.
If you want to kill someone, kill a mermaid. But that doesn't satisfy the impulse, father.
Please.

Speaker 2 Sebastian, keep an eye on our little

Speaker 2 murder maid.

Speaker 2 Oh my god.

Speaker 2 Do the voice, do the voice, do the voice. One minute left?

Speaker 2 Oh, Ariel. The human world, it's a mess.
They keep killing each other without our help. Life under the sea is better.
Killing a mermaid is super satisfying.

Speaker 2 No, I'm going to go to Ursula and she's going to let me make a wish and then I'm going to get to go to Earth and become a serial killer. My dream.

Speaker 2 And then she walks out of the water and she's like, oh, I got these feet. And then she...

Speaker 2 And then she can't talk and then she goes and then she kills the chef. And then she walks over and then she kills the king and queen.

Speaker 2 And then she walks over and Eric's like you're beautiful didn't I save you on the beach and she goes yeah now I'm gonna kill you on the beach

Speaker 2 15 seconds left this Halloween

Speaker 2 percussion strings wings

Speaker 2 blood

Speaker 2 There you see her sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her.

Speaker 2 You don't know why, but you're dying to try. You want to kill the boy.

Speaker 2 Ursula, you're not even scary when you come back and you're the bad guy, because I'm the bad guy this time. 16-year-old Redheads can be the bad guy.
That's the lesson. That's the lesson of this.

Speaker 2 Change yourself to kill people.

Speaker 2 See,

Speaker 2 wonderful job. Wonderful job.
Aaron, that was really good. I literally have a full year to prepare for these, but when they're kind of...
Can I...

Speaker 2 That's... Aaron, that's just too much time.
That problem problem is that's too much time

Speaker 2 yeah you overprepare aaron i'll give you the knife mary you want a knife mary what if i had done for a wonderful knife that would have been aaron here's what i'll say every time an angel falls from the sky no every time a knife stabs yeah an angel dies from heaven

Speaker 2 every time a knife stabs an angel dies from heaven yeah okay yeah that's really good um aaron i'm i'm gonna give you 50 points for uh don't give me any points okay

Speaker 2 no I did bad. Hey, Adolph.
I know I did bad.

Speaker 2 Okay. So.
50 points is bad, Aaron. Oh.
So I guess. He gives you a bad amount of points.
You're rejecting the points. So Aaron, you're going to stay at 240.
JPC, you're up to 335, it looks like.

Speaker 2 Aaron, I will give you an option for a bonus 100 points if you are willing to do five seconds of a Jamaican accent.

Speaker 2 I yield my time. Okay.

Speaker 2 And Aaron, I think that's a smart move. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Aaron, you said that your points that you didn't want to use, you were going to donate to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, correct?

Speaker 2 Oh, that's so sweet of you.

Speaker 2 That absolves you of any wrongdoing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I yield my time.

Speaker 2 Aaron, I am going to run this again so you have a chance to make up some questions. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I need another shot at this. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So here's what we'll do. JPC, we're back to you.
I'm going to give you two options. You ready? Sure.
Yeah, please. Your options are the fast and the furiously possessed, or

Speaker 2 which is a play on the fast and furious, or home of bones, which is a play on home alone. That's a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 I wasn't going to guess

Speaker 2 either what. I wasn't going to guess that those weren't plays on those things.
So

Speaker 2 if there were points on the line for Fast and the Furious and Home Alone, I feel like I should retain those points. Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Which one do I know more about? The Fast and Furiously Possessed or Home of Bones? There have been more Fast and Furious movies,

Speaker 2 but I feel like Home Alone might be better for the.

Speaker 2 I think I'll do

Speaker 2 the Fast and Furious. Fast and the Furiously Possessed is what it's called.
That's what it is. Okay.

Speaker 2 See a two-minute trailer and JPC, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 I'll

Speaker 2 see

Speaker 2 you

Speaker 2 when we get there.

Speaker 2 If we ever get there.

Speaker 2 See you when we get there.

Speaker 2 This Christmas.

Speaker 2 Celebrate by going fast.

Speaker 2 Faster than a ghost.

Speaker 2 I don't know, Vin Diesel. We're going pretty fast.

Speaker 2 We're going fast enough, because it's about family.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay, whatever you say, Vin Diesel.

Speaker 2 And me, I'm in the movie too. I'm Galgado, and I have

Speaker 2 mastery over accents language.

Speaker 2 Disappearing here in your life play. One more left? Oh, oh, we better get going, Galgado, or

Speaker 2 we're gonna miss the Christmas Day drive-off.

Speaker 2 Hey, it's me, Ludacris. I'm on the moon or something.

Speaker 2 It's crazy on the moon. Oh, Ludacris,

Speaker 2 we should get down to the Christmas Day drive. How's the squad gonna all get back together?

Speaker 2 Or how's the squad, gonna all get back together? Well, I'm not even in this fucking movie, it looks like. They got me over over here working with Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Speaker 2 That's right.

Speaker 2 It's me, Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 2 Oh, boy, this is a scary movie.

Speaker 2 Coming to theaters only on Christmas because it wasn't done in time. And

Speaker 2 we have to put it out this year, or else it can't be a consideration for an Oscar. Oh, this...
This isn't going to win an Oscar. It's not very good.
And nobody's hipping in the same room.

Speaker 2 It seems like you couldn't get any of these actors to work together anymore. This Christmas,

Speaker 2 the fast, the

Speaker 2 scariest. Hold on.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Did you forget the title? Isn't that actually pretty easy to forget? I actually think I came up with a better one.

Speaker 2 And we'll call scene there.

Speaker 2 Okay, I would like an apology for the amount of judgment I got from JPC forgetting the title a few years years ago.

Speaker 2 I think we would all have an apology.

Speaker 2 I think I do have to technically give you zero points

Speaker 2 because you pushed the title. And

Speaker 2 I think if you two go back and listen to previous Blair Ridder Riddles, there was a point when it was like, it seemed like trailers for like movies, if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 Oh, it seemed like

Speaker 2 you wanted movie trailers. All right, yeah.

Speaker 2 It's unfair to say that now because now Aaron gets a turn. So it's like

Speaker 2 she's back in notes. I got it.
I got it. Based on my performance.
Yeah, yeah. I love it.
Let's do it. All right.
All right.

Speaker 2 Where are you? You ready for your options? Yep. Your options are back to the butcher.

Speaker 2 Back to the boocher. Play on back to the future.
Or to all the boys I've buried before,

Speaker 2 a play on to all the boys I've loved before. We do back to the butcher.
Back to the butcher. Okay.
Aaron, this is a trailer for the movie Back to the Boocher.

Speaker 2 Two minutes, and your time starts now.

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 2 Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2 This Halloween. They say hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2 This Halloween.

Speaker 2 Nostalgia is coming back around.

Speaker 2 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 I gotta go back to the future. Wait, what I'm gonna go back? I'm gonna accidentally date my mom.

Speaker 2 We just are re-releasing Back to the Future, but everyone's gonna really look at it with fresh eyes this time, huh? Pretty fucked up what we did in that movie, huh?

Speaker 2 Featuring all your favorites. Michael J.
Fox.

Speaker 2 The old guy. Oh, no.
The guy who played the bully. The woman who played the mom.

Speaker 2 And that car that goes back in time.

Speaker 2 One minute left.

Speaker 2 We don't cut any of the scenes. We're leaving it all in.

Speaker 2 But this time, we're really going to realize how weird it is that he flirts with his mom in the past. I want everyone to sort of think about how strange of a choice that was.

Speaker 2 They could have done anything in this movie. And they chose to do that.

Speaker 2 It's It's 35 seconds left. Featuring

Speaker 2 the skateboard that flies through the air that never came true.

Speaker 2 That red puffer mess.

Speaker 2 And other stuff from the movie. Meryl Street says, why are you re-releasing this? Wait, how did you get my number?

Speaker 2 This fall.

Speaker 2 Back to the boater.

Speaker 2 it's just the same movie but now we're just looking at it with fresh eyes and seed wow okay how'd i do

Speaker 2 you nailed back to the butcher you nailed back to the butcher um guys i think i'm i think i'm blaming myself right now because i think you know i take existing movie titles and i put sort of a spooky spin on them and i think that's causing um

Speaker 2 it hasn't in the past if you go back and listen to the previous episodes but it feels like you guys are really caught up in like

Speaker 2 making sure it's like honoring the original text. Let me just do exactly back to the future.

Speaker 2 And like, you know, because like Fast and the Furious is like Gal Godot and Mickey Mouse. So, you know, I think I've got enough at this point from your feedback to really nail one more.

Speaker 2 Is it possible that I could do one more? Do we have another one that I could maybe try?

Speaker 2 Erin, I'm going to leave this to you. Would you like to do one more round of trailers so you each gets that? Or would you like to go to Rap for Daddy?

Speaker 2 This is the easiest question of all time alex drebeck okay somehow we're letting you off the hook even though i will say last year for blood riddle riddle number seven aaron if you go back and listen you did say

Speaker 2 2025 is your year for rapping i will rap at the end of this episode okay i promise you see i think it's better now that we get another round of this now that we really know what this is about yeah okay okay and maybe give us a title that isn't based on ip so we can feel really free you know what aaron you're right it that that makes me feel better because now i confirm it is my fault no no no no, not your fault.

Speaker 2 Not your fault. I'm saying we.
It's our issue.

Speaker 2 I will say this. I will say this.
No matter what title that you give me, I think this is the one that I feel like I'm really going to knock out of the park. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 2 And just a heads up because I don't want to feel like I'm, you know, tricking anybody or hiding how I'm judging movies. If any trailer features Gal Gado, you do automatically get zero points.
Great.

Speaker 2 Great. And that's just sort of, that's just sort of a standard I live by.
That's kind of what happens at the box office as well.

Speaker 2 Enough champagne to fill the Nile.

Speaker 2 JPC, are you ready for your two titles that I'm going to make up right now? Your titles are

Speaker 2 An Axe to Grind. An Axe to Grind.
Or

Speaker 2 Buried

Speaker 2 Alive.

Speaker 2 Great titles.

Speaker 2 Really great titles. I think I'm going to take An Axe to Grind.
Okay, perfect. This is the trailer for An Axe to Grind.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 Hi, I'm Ryan Reynolds. You're about to see a trailer for my new movie, An Axe to Grind.

Speaker 2 Well, that's what I normally would be saying in front of one of these trailers.

Speaker 2 But because this movie is so gruesome and so violent, there's actually not a scene or even a sequence of scenes that we can show you. So instead, we're just going to simply show you this.

Speaker 2 This is going to be, I want to say, about 90 seconds of Erin Keefe rapping. Her topic is

Speaker 2 chainsaw.

Speaker 2 I got a chainsaw. Hold on.

Speaker 2 Wait, you guys, you promised that you turned off your videos. You have to turn off your videos for me to rap.

Speaker 2 Okay, hold on. What rhymes this saw?

Speaker 2 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 I shake your cat's ba, then I grab my new chainsaw. Then I kill your cat with the chainsaw.
Cause it's Halloween and I can be as mean as I wanna be. I got a chainsaw.

Speaker 2 Don't.

Speaker 2 I can hear you. You have to mute your mouth.

Speaker 2 One minute left.

Speaker 2 I got a joke. Oh.

Speaker 2 Hey, this is Ryan Reynolds. So you've only seen about 30 seconds of the Aaron rapping thing.
But again, the movie's just too violent. We really, it's called an aster grind.

Speaker 2 I mean, this thing is going to be violet.

Speaker 2 We can't show you the movie. All we can show you is Erin rapping.
Her suggestion is pumpkin.

Speaker 2 Oh no.

Speaker 2 No need to let me in, cause I'm a pumpkin, and I'll sit on your porch for the whole month. That's a whole month, cause I'll start to rot, or a kid will come up, and I'll smash me on the ground.

Speaker 2 But I hope not, cause he cried a face into the face of a pumpkin. You took all my my insides out.
What was that about?

Speaker 2 I'm a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 What, what, what? Act to grind of a pumpkin. Hey, everybody, Ryan Reynolds here one more time.
So we didn't make the movie. It was a bad idea for a movie.

Speaker 2 And it's one of those things where technically the studio can shelf the movie, never release the movie, and make way more money on it. I know, it's super complicated.

Speaker 2 It's kind of like back-end Hollywood stuff.

Speaker 2 Anyway, I hope you enjoy that.

Speaker 2 Mintor, my Mint Mobile suggestion. Oh, you just got Mint Mobile in under the wire.

Speaker 2 Oh, good for you.

Speaker 2 Very nice job.

Speaker 2 I especially, Aaron, I love in the rap

Speaker 2 the idea that you would sit on a porch all month long. I think that's a service people would love to see.
Well, I'm a pumpkin. Because you're a pumpkin.
And JPC, I love

Speaker 2 that within your trailer, you set up Aaron rapping, which is something I wanted to get to. So I very much appreciate that.
I didn't even, Adel, I didn't even put that together. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I was just doing what felt honest for a trailer.

Speaker 2 It came about, it came about organically. Because you know, sometimes it's like Tom Cruise will be like, Welcome to the movies or whatever.
Yeah, so

Speaker 2 huh. He's like, I'm glad you're in the movies.

Speaker 2 You know, when you do like EMDR therapy and then like you talk about your traumas, and then you like do the eye movement thing where you're like trying to get like bad images out of your head.

Speaker 2 If I ever,

Speaker 2 let's just say, yes. If I ever get to do that therapy, I'm going to shelve all my other trauma and say, can you get me to forget what Adel and JPC's faces look like when I start to rap?

Speaker 2 That's the image I want erased from my brain the soonest.

Speaker 2 If you were rapping and we weren't around, would you still see us? Ooh. Yeah.
Oh, for sure. If a tree raps in the forest.

Speaker 2 How did I do in the rapping? Is it pretty bad? I think. Really good, actually.
I really like it. So I think you said for the first rap, you said something about like, I got a chainsaw.
Hold on.

Speaker 2 Which I think hold on could be almost like your, you know how like DMX would always be like, rah, rah. Or like, I think like Jaw Rules always like, uh,

Speaker 2 maybe that's okay. Well, in the chainsaw song, I was about to go,

Speaker 2 Aaron, that would have been a thousand points. Yeah, that would be really good.
I was about to do it in a rap, then the music cut out.

Speaker 2 I think, Aaron, for your like comfort zone, I think hold on is going to be way easier to incorporate into lots of your music. No, no, I think I could do the chainsaw song.

Speaker 2 You think you could do the chainsaw? Yeah, I think I can use the chainsaw sound. Sure, that's no problem.
Do I do? Okay, so that's done with trailers. Do we have time for Aaron to rap?

Speaker 2 Or I don't want to end the episode without giving her a chance to do that segment because that's a really popular segment. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 2 Well, let me, real quick, uh, let me uh sort of award points here. So, I think, I think ultimately, I do have to give zero points to both of you.

Speaker 2 Um, just because it feels like, um, we're blaming you for how bad you are at this. This sort of setup and the rules to the games, uh, it seems like we're just really disregarding that this year.

Speaker 2 Can I, can I get maybe some bonus points if I can remember the name of the movie that I was supposed to be doing?

Speaker 2 I will give you 100 bonus points if you remember the name of the movie in a Sebastian Jamaican accent.

Speaker 2 It's a trap done to it. Well, hey, I got good news for you.
I don't remember the name of the movie. Oh, good.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Aaron, I'll give you an option.

Speaker 2 To close out the show,

Speaker 2 you could either rap or wrap a trailer. I'll wrap.

Speaker 2 A trailer? No, just wrap. Okay.
I'll wrap. I'll wrap.
I'll rap. I'll wrap.
And then I'm, JPC, at some point, I'm going to throw it to you and then you're going to take it home.

Speaker 2 I'm going to set up the wrap and then you're going to. Okay.
Great. Got it.
Okay. Aaron.
Aaron. Here's your options for topics or themes to rap about.
You ready? Great. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm going to give you six. Great.

Speaker 2 Six.

Speaker 2 I just, I want to set you up as best as you can. No, you're doing great.
I love it. I'm ready.

Speaker 2 Could that be too much? Could that be like. Maybe, give me three.
Give me three. Give me three.
I'm going to give you six. Okay.

Speaker 2 Aaron, your options are gravestones, poison, masks, tarot, dark alleys, full moons. And these are not lucky charms, marshmallows.

Speaker 2 These are options: gravestones, poison, masks, tarot, dark alleys, full moons.

Speaker 2 Hmm.

Speaker 2 Wow, I thought six would lead to an immediate choice.

Speaker 2 I'm gonna go full moons. Full moons.
Erin, this is your wrap to close out the show about full moons. Erin, whenever you're ready, wrap away.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm a werewolf, and it's my time of the month.

Speaker 2 It's time to change.

Speaker 2 Look at the full moon.

Speaker 2 I was in the middle of watching Dune with Timothy Shalomay.

Speaker 2 He's a cute. JBZ guy can see you.

Speaker 2 You said I was supposed to come in at some point. Yeah, but wait, hold on.
I'll tell you when it's time to come in. So I have to turn my camera off until I...
Okay, fine. The moon.
Wait, wait.

Speaker 2 This Mewtune is gonna make you swoon at the moon like me. I'm a werewolf.
And look over there, it's a vampire. And it's his verse.
Do it.

Speaker 2 Well, the music cut out.

Speaker 2 Can I get music back? That was humiliating. Here comes a vampire.
He's about to rap and go. Jeez, I was a werewolf.
Now I'm a vampire. You're a vampire.
Great.

Speaker 2 Hey, it's Ryan Willows. You're seeing me again.
I'm steady sipping on aviation gin.

Speaker 2 If you call me, I'll be a while. You'll hit up my mint mobile.

Speaker 2 Reckon FC is my soccer club.

Speaker 2 If you see me in the club, show me some love.

Speaker 2 I'm Ryan Reynolds. I was in Blade Trinity.
If you see a movie this summer, you'll be seeing me. Yeah, I've been a lot.
I don't want to talk about Blake Lively. We got buried at the plantation.

Speaker 2 Not really something I'm proud of. The point.
Oh, oh, it's over.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Very nice job. Very nice.
I think pretty good. Yeah, I think pretty good.
I am going to reward.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm going to give zero points to both of you, but here's what we'll do.

Speaker 2 Smart.

Speaker 2 Let's get to a riddle. How do you fix a jack-o'-lantern? How do you fix a jack-o'-lantern? Oh, okay.
This is a good one. Oh, probably won't have to wait a year for this.
We'll get this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we'll find out next year. Aaron, what's the spookiest planet?

Speaker 2 Jupiter!

Speaker 2 Forever!

Speaker 2 Hit me with a wrap. I'll wrap about Jupiter on our way out, Casey.

Speaker 2 I'm gonna make you a little bit stupider. I'm gonna rap on a planet called Jupiter.
JPC, you're a vampire. Now it's your turn to rap.

Speaker 2 What's that planet in the sky? Me oh my, oh, me, oh, my.

Speaker 2 I think it might be

Speaker 2 Saturn or some other thing.

Speaker 2 Chainsaw sound.

Speaker 2 Chainsaw sound

Speaker 2 chainsaw, stop it and

Speaker 2 start and a rat that's broken. My chainsaw is broken.
It won't turn on.

Speaker 2 Mint mobile.

Speaker 2 Oh no.

Speaker 2 How to delete my tracks. This has been Blanch Riddle Riddle.

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Speaker 2 Starring Scarin Keith.

Speaker 2 And John Patrick Cohen. He's scary enough.
Casey Tomier. The enemy.
It's Aurora Manga. Read about the car.
He's here on the pyramid.

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