“FUSSY. FINISHED.” (w/ Kathryn Hahn)

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Speaker 95 Now,

Speaker 55 let's get to some lost coach, huh?

Speaker 96 huh huh let's do it

Speaker 98 look man

Speaker 100 oh i see my eye oh my bowen look over there how is that culture yes goodness wow lost culture

Speaker 40 ding dong lost culture is calling now bowen already popped his dc open but i'm gonna do it now there we go the sound of heaven we can't have too many

Speaker 21 intro things intro thing it gets too fussy it's too much as we said a few seconds ago too much housekeeping and you don't like fuss I don't like mus or fuss.

Speaker 18 Period.

Speaker 93 That's actually real culture number six.

Speaker 4 Bowen Yang, he don't like mus or fuss.

Speaker 82 What number is that?

Speaker 111 I thought six. Six.

Speaker 112 Wasn't it six? I think so.

Speaker 14 Great.

Speaker 113 I just want to say, girl, put your purples on.

Speaker 115 Okay, BTS.

Speaker 116 I call Bowen about an hour ago and I'm in a panic.

Speaker 120 And I say, I really would like to wear purple for the episode.

Speaker 112 You'll find that way.

Speaker 15 He raises a shirt on FaceTime.

Speaker 10 It's of Lisa Barlow. What is it?

Speaker 21 It's Lisa Barlow saying what.

Speaker 105 It was Lisa Barlow from Salt Salt Lake City Housewife saying, I feel for me too.

Speaker 91 It is my favorite shirt that I own.

Speaker 120 I really wanted to wear it today if it had been purple, but it didn't go with my rubric for today in my mind.

Speaker 10 I thought a great pop star had passed away or something.

Speaker 109 The look on your face was telegraphing.

Speaker 45 Like we were commemorating. Yeah.

Speaker 119 I just thought it would be a really good episode to wear purple.

Speaker 120 And then I realized my colorblindness, my affliction, my handicap.

Speaker 90 was so bad that I literally had to turn the phone around.

Speaker 129 And we had to go through every shirt in my closet.

Speaker 40 And I said, Is this purple?

Speaker 131 Is this purple?

Speaker 118 Because I can't for the life of me

Speaker 40 tell what is the difference between blue and purple.

Speaker 124 We picked out a Lakers jersey, as you can see.

Speaker 108 And if you're watching the video, did you know what's even better?

Speaker 40 And we didn't even talk about this.

Speaker 105 Do you want to know why this is extra iconic?

Speaker 25 Do you know whose jersey this is?

Speaker 3 I don't. Magic.

Speaker 133 Oh my God.

Speaker 134 No kidding. Number 32.

Speaker 107 I should know that.

Speaker 135 A female stylist that it was.

Speaker 137 Okay, so shout out to melissa layman we went thrift shopping and i saw this jersey and i've never really been a jersey person but you know this is our big year of sports is our big year of sports we went to the us open i gave sinner a high five yannick sinner high five it was so like the cameras got it they got it it was on broadcast So then I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 119 Let's get the jersey because A, I liked the way it looked.

Speaker 91 These actually are my high school colors, purple and gold. Shout out to the Buccaneers, ISOP High School.

Speaker 18 You know who you are.

Speaker 21 Buccaneers were purple and yellow.

Speaker 126 They were purple and yellow.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 139 But I liked it because it was sort of queer-coated.

Speaker 120 And I do believe that buccaneer is the gay word for pirate.

Speaker 110 For pirate.

Speaker 120 And I think that's a rule of culture that we've said.

Speaker 97 12.

Speaker 45 Buccaneer is the gay word for pirate.

Speaker 52 But now I'm going to ask a potentially ableist question.

Speaker 118 Well, as long as you acknowledge that it's potentially ableist up top, you know, we're all learning here.

Speaker 9 Can you appreciate purple without knowing what it is?

Speaker 142 Yes.

Speaker 143 Because can I tell you what my eye does see?

Speaker 144 is so happy.

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 118 What my eye does see is so happy.

Speaker 144 That might not syntactic.

Speaker 107 You know our guest in the first episode of agatha all along which if you're listening to this on the day of the drop of this episode is now out september 18th on disney plus and it's so it's much good so much fun she says let me get my purples and i went oh yeah get my purple back

Speaker 148 my purple back excuse me in a face-off with aubrey who i texted you i was like aubrey crushes

Speaker 110 but here's the thing you watch our show

Speaker 82 yeah it's it's moan worthy voluntary moan by the way cannot believe that she's here we're getting to it The whole cast is amazing.

Speaker 89 When Patty Lupone turns her ass around and looks at, first of all, anyone or anything, you're like, dear God.

Speaker 108 Dear God. Dear God.
You just love it.

Speaker 52 It makes you think she has not done this.

Speaker 107 She needs to do this more. Like her on camera is so powerful in a way that, like, obviously on stage, it's amazing, but like, you want to see her on screen more.

Speaker 21 You just, you just need it.

Speaker 40 Well, if you have that same feeling as Boen Yang, you're so in luck because it's not just Patty, it's our guest.

Speaker 123 It's Aubrey.

Speaker 151 It's Sashir, our old friend.

Speaker 45 Joe Joe Locke.

Speaker 66 I'm.

Speaker 102 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 45 Really, really loving his performance.

Speaker 93 We've seen the first two.

Speaker 48 It's so good.

Speaker 93 You've seen the first two or three.

Speaker 107 I'm on three, and three is when it gets fun.

Speaker 82 Because they gave us four.

Speaker 18 Three is three is.

Speaker 67 It's generous.

Speaker 149 Very generous.

Speaker 152 Especially of Marvel.

Speaker 125 Famously, the lips are tight.

Speaker 116 But yeah, we have our purple on to honor Agatha.

Speaker 107 By the way, we've played this game before. You can play this game with your friends.
It's the girl game is someone just has to say, girl, and then another person has to complete the song.

Speaker 154 It can be put your records on it can be so confusing sometimes it can be i can tell you i get to be crying but you need somebody to talk to what are you getting at with this one i'm just saying there's a new edition with girl so confusing yes just already

Speaker 107 that was a new edition that was a tange and then um it's spooky season uh which is

Speaker 13 uh great occasion for Agatha all along for you to watch.

Speaker 21 It's also stookie season. It's stew season.
I call it stookie season.

Speaker 115 He loves stew.

Speaker 2 And we're in it.

Speaker 135 That's the binary.

Speaker 157 I'm soup, your stew.

Speaker 155 That's what makes the podcast great.

Speaker 58 And what makes the podcast great today is our guest.

Speaker 131 I mean, The Legend of All Legends, truly one of the

Speaker 147 theater. No, it's

Speaker 158 humiliating. So here's the deal.

Speaker 126 We actually recently in Fire Island watched Step Brothers.

Speaker 72 Where was the Oscar for Catherine Hannis?

Speaker 88 Where was the Oscar for?

Speaker 120 It's better than any performance that's won an Oscar.

Speaker 13 Period. I remember being in the theater.

Speaker 147 in school.

Speaker 135 I bet you just screamed.

Speaker 89 I was like, who the fuck is that?

Speaker 119 Well, let me tell you something.

Speaker 72 You actually knew who it was.

Speaker 161 Boy, Boy, because of, because of Anchor Bank was crossing Jordan.

Speaker 151 Because of this line.

Speaker 162 How to lose a guy.

Speaker 45 Come on.

Speaker 151 I mean, now we're just back. Just over

Speaker 127 the iconography sense.

Speaker 163 We have to bring her in.

Speaker 164 Everyone,

Speaker 164 like, come on, please.

Speaker 165 Welcome into your ears, the limitless.

Speaker 106 Catherine Hi.

Speaker 106 Hello, hello, hello.

Speaker 45 This is Major Reno for us.

Speaker 82 Major Laser for us.

Speaker 133 This is my absolute honor.

Speaker 166 No.

Speaker 169 Listen, no fuss, no must.

Speaker 103 No fuss, no must.

Speaker 52 Yeah, no, we can tell you're not fussy.

Speaker 173 Did you ever see the oh, unzip the,

Speaker 174 I think it was the Mizrahi documentary where Polly Mellon goes, fussy finished.

Speaker 110 No.

Speaker 10 Oh, but that's words to live by.

Speaker 19 Fussy finished.

Speaker 120 Fussy finished as a frontrunner for title of this episode.

Speaker 78 I think so.

Speaker 97 Fussy finished.

Speaker 100 Fussy finished.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 176 Mizrahi documentary highlights.

Speaker 45 Isaac Mizrahi.

Speaker 177 Oh, have you never seen it?

Speaker 133 I've never seen it. Oh, it's worth it.

Speaker 179 Okay, he's Sandra Bernhardt's in it.

Speaker 96 Like, oh, this is back in the day.

Speaker 180 Yeah, this is about 15 years ago.

Speaker 118 I feel some Sandra Bernhardt in you.

Speaker 182 Oh, my.

Speaker 183 Spiritually connected.

Speaker 113 Oh, God, I would love it.

Speaker 98 I

Speaker 180 was obsessed with her.

Speaker 175 I just saw King of Comedy and I was like, who is that?

Speaker 185 How does she do it?

Speaker 144 She's so beautiful in the strangest way.

Speaker 187 Yeah.

Speaker 188 She's insane.

Speaker 189 And she's the same edge that she has always.

Speaker 88 Like, she doesn't give a fuck.

Speaker 155 Fuss finished.

Speaker 97 Fuss finished.

Speaker 118 Fussy finished.

Speaker 171 Fussy finished.

Speaker 45 No, she's.

Speaker 190 So it's fuss finished.

Speaker 109 Fuss finished.

Speaker 165 Fuss finished. Fuss finished.

Speaker 110 Fo finished.

Speaker 101 Foe finished.

Speaker 114 Any and all. All the ability.

Speaker 45 Any and all.

Speaker 72 We fucking love the new show.

Speaker 180 Oh, I am so psyched that you've seen any of it.

Speaker 144 Yeah, no, it's great.

Speaker 192 I am so excited for you to see the rest.

Speaker 166 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 126 I'm manifesting it building towards a little something something.

Speaker 194 And if it doesn't happen, that's fine.

Speaker 195 I wonder what that something-something is.

Speaker 196 I feel like there's so much.

Speaker 154 There's a Chekhov's gun here.

Speaker 137 And I know it's with Joe Locke.

Speaker 107 We don't know who he is.

Speaker 197 The name. We have theories.

Speaker 72 I believe, and I'm just going to say my theory.

Speaker 198 I believe that Joe Locke in the show is the son of Wanda Maximov.

Speaker 154 She goes, you're really good at

Speaker 145 theories. Okay.

Speaker 171 Always theories.

Speaker 175 A lot of theories with Marvel stuff.

Speaker 191 The fans are real passionate.

Speaker 102 I love theory television, though.

Speaker 45 Me too.

Speaker 114 You know?

Speaker 107 This is something that I guess only a few actors and writers and artists experience where it's like, you have to be on the receiving end of all this shit and you have to be like, you have to keep straight face.

Speaker 107 And like, that must be interesting.

Speaker 202 Well, what's crazy about it is that like half of the people that have strong opinions are right on and the other half is so

Speaker 101 famous.

Speaker 205 It's pretty amazing how kind of.

Speaker 206 It's either really one or the other.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 130 But real passionate.

Speaker 40 You know, it's like when I remember being like really young and I would go on like the lost message boards.

Speaker 125 I was a big lost fanatic and it was that was made of people that were like truly crazy fan theories and everything.

Speaker 210 I can't imagine.

Speaker 5 And when I was younger, I was like, God, it would be so amazing to be part of a show where you had to keep secrets.

Speaker 155 And then you realize like how fucking hard that is.

Speaker 174 No, it's actually kind of makes the whole thing a little fucking easier because there's nothing you can say.

Speaker 67 Yeah, right.

Speaker 96 I'm a nosy neighbor.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 212 We get to talk about anything. Yeah.

Speaker 213 Yeah.

Speaker 190 We have to watch lost.

Speaker 10 Yo, you have to.

Speaker 214 No, I know.

Speaker 170 I'm so behind.

Speaker 72 Does she have to watch lost?

Speaker 52 I mean, you can watch the first. The first season is excellent.

Speaker 103 First season?

Speaker 45 I got to watch it again. Unreal.

Speaker 67 Okay.

Speaker 129 Second season, good.

Speaker 182 Third season, Unreal again. Oh.

Speaker 110 Fourth season, getting weird.

Speaker 111 Fifth season, I don't know.

Speaker 208 Sixth season.

Speaker 45 All right.

Speaker 97 Oh.

Speaker 45 Season finale?

Speaker 184 Tears. What an art.

Speaker 142 Oh, okay.

Speaker 215 Well, they really take you on a ride.

Speaker 187 I'm telling you.

Speaker 192 That's an emotional investment over

Speaker 216 many years yeah okay they got a little messed up because of the strike in the middle right oh like they were they were hitting their stride and they were like we're a show that like you really have to watch episode to episode like again that promotes those fan theories and then the strike happened it was like oh weird and then it got a little weird and then it got a little weird yeah yeah i heard people were not satisfied not satisfied yeah it's hard to it's hard to land the plane i mean were you in holding the secret i feel like for wanda vision as it was airing and as it was coming and people were like wrapped watching because it was still like we're coming out of the the pandemic, but it's like,

Speaker 18 we're in it.

Speaker 153 We're like, we're at home. We're watching.

Speaker 106 We're pretty in it.

Speaker 149 We're pretty in it.

Speaker 103 You're so in it.

Speaker 67 We're so in the show.

Speaker 132 It was, it was life-saving.

Speaker 109 It was life-saving.

Speaker 108 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 21 It was like, it felt like monocultural.

Speaker 153 It was like, we're all watching the same thing for once.

Speaker 21 You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 Yes. And it felt like, were you holding on to something in the.

Speaker 108 airing of that show that you were like, I can't, like, that, that was a secret that you were holding on to.

Speaker 210 Well, yeah, I think, yeah, 100%.

Speaker 46 I was holding on to her like big game.

Speaker 175 Yeah.

Speaker 212 And nobody knew she was a witch and nobody knew she was anger man no but because it was a pandemic and because i don't have social media i could really just live my life didn't tell my kids they kind of forgot about it

Speaker 169 so it was just like we were able to watch it it live yeah at home and that was really really satisfying

Speaker 130 because that big reveal is hilarious it's amazing i mean it's an iconic moment in television now pretty rad isn't that crazy it's crazy yeah that song got a

Speaker 107 number one.

Speaker 110 Oh, and Emmy. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 219 And it was like, we tapped

Speaker 103 the beebs.

Speaker 110 The Bieber topped Biebs. Yeah, Bieber.

Speaker 162 You checked the Biebs.

Speaker 220 Bieber was, he couldn't stand a chance.

Speaker 214 No.

Speaker 137 Bieber bottomed for you.

Speaker 203 You know what? I finally got Bieber to bottom for me.

Speaker 221 I finally got Bieber to bottom for me.

Speaker 205 That's exactly where he should be all along.

Speaker 89 100%.

Speaker 132 Agatha is a top.

Speaker 221 Agatha is a total.

Speaker 98 Oh, for sure.

Speaker 133 Unless.

Speaker 174 It's like one of those business guys who's like, I need to put a diaper on.

Speaker 224 I need you to diaper me and give me a bottle.

Speaker 185 Cause I feel like some she's so powerful that sometimes maybe she wants to be treated like a baby yeah what i love about the show is it's very sapphic yes it is a very queer show i love it it is a queer show yeah and there is a lot of energy and tension yes yeah there's a scene in the first episode towards the end of the first episode where i don't want to say too much because The first episode is so much fun because of the way it starts and it sort of calls back to the device used in WandaVision about genre and types of show.

Speaker 65 So, so smart what they did.

Speaker 119 But there's a scene where someone's palm is licked by someone else.

Speaker 166 And it's, oh, it made me feel.

Speaker 110 It made you feel. It made me feel.
Yeah.

Speaker 205 Definitely made me feel.

Speaker 224 That energy is really real.

Speaker 145 Well, okay.

Speaker 203 Plaza and I had never worked before together.

Speaker 224 We were on Parks and Rec.

Speaker 177 We were kind of like past each other in a hallway.

Speaker 108 Not sharing scenes.

Speaker 113 Not sharing scenes.

Speaker 133 I mean, hey, girl.

Speaker 231 Yes.

Speaker 213 That's exactly what we would do.

Speaker 142 Hey, girl. Hey, girl.

Speaker 133 And then she...

Speaker 169 So this was the, we've always, like, we've stayed really like dear friends.

Speaker 205 And then this was the first thing that we've gotten to work on together.

Speaker 179 And it was like, what? Yeah.

Speaker 204 Didn't ever see this for the first time.

Speaker 175 Like, we just always saw like a comedy or something.

Speaker 174 But this was like, oh.

Speaker 133 Complicated.

Speaker 45 It's nice.

Speaker 188 It had some meat on the bones.

Speaker 141 Between you and Plaza and Patty.

Speaker 166 I forget it.

Speaker 14 And I only use this word with reverence.

Speaker 21 It's like, these are some broads.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 174 No, I was just saying, I was like, Patty's abroad.

Speaker 203 She's abroad.

Speaker 192 She, like, there is nobody.

Speaker 195 I mean, the fact that I was singing next to Patty Lapone in a chorus

Speaker 205 that she just blended her voice.

Speaker 45 That was an amazing

Speaker 70 scene.

Speaker 232 It is incredible.

Speaker 215 And she's hilarious.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 175 And she was such a mama hen.

Speaker 228 Like she just took such good care of everybody.

Speaker 183 Yeah, no.

Speaker 174 And we just basically sat around and just siphoned info off of her.

Speaker 209 We just leeched on her and we just, yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah. And she was willing to give it out.

Speaker 175 She was, we didn't have to do that much.

Speaker 226 Stories pouring out.

Speaker 230 She don't get, she doesn't give an F. No, she really does.

Speaker 100 Like, did you see her

Speaker 90 and Aubrey on hot ones? Yeah.

Speaker 82 Like that thing where you're going to be able to do that.

Speaker 233 I haven't seen the whole thing, but I did about the Madonna.

Speaker 181 She just looks at the camera.

Speaker 90 Because the question is, like, do you want to apologize to madonna or eat this wing that will put you in discomfort for hours on end and she looks at the camera and sticks that thing in her mouth

Speaker 175 throws the bone she's throw throw and didn't she win i mean i've there's no she didn't win she won she won she won yeah a winner she's a winner no she's a goddess i'm going to see her opening of her play tonight oh my god tonight very excited with me a farm yes yes it's just the two of them on stage yeah incredible i love that

Speaker 52 conceit so much.

Speaker 13 I will see any play where it's just two people, literally.

Speaker 209 I know.

Speaker 175 I know. With no intermission.

Speaker 191 With no intermission.

Speaker 110 Oh, with no intermission.

Speaker 236 Oh, actually, I was saying that. I'm not sure.

Speaker 175 But she's like, Joe is going tonight to the delicious Joe Locke.

Speaker 203 And so she texted both of us being like, doll,

Speaker 200 we're having a little thing.

Speaker 215 It's Sardi's after.

Speaker 213 And we were like, oh, they should draw you.

Speaker 45 They got to draw you.

Speaker 174 Maybe there's a, what if there's just a portrait or like an illustrator in the corner as like a party thing, and then

Speaker 45 they just take it home.

Speaker 155 They're like, you can buy it for me for 40 bucks.

Speaker 45 We're not putting it out there the whole time.

Speaker 211 You think it's going to be out there?

Speaker 216 And then there's somebody from Aaron Brothers sticking it in a frame. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 147 So, how long are you in New York?

Speaker 201 Just until Saturday.

Speaker 4 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 198 So if you have any time, literally, I just remember I have this in my thing.

Speaker 45 Did you?

Speaker 133 I've heard it's incredible.

Speaker 120 This is so this is Suffs.

Speaker 237 I'm holding the playbill for Suffs, and I'm so moved by it.

Speaker 155 Okay.

Speaker 120 And like all the emotions,

Speaker 116 especially after the debate the other night, like just to know how fucking hard the suffragists worked and for years and years and years to get the right to vote, like it, it left me feeling a little angry because there's still people out there being like, I might not vote.

Speaker 148 I'm just like, holy crap.

Speaker 175 Yeah, how can you be undecided?

Speaker 202 That's what we were talking about.

Speaker 222 Like, who are you?

Speaker 190 To be undecided.

Speaker 180 Like, what?

Speaker 21 Gosh, they did a thing.

Speaker 16 I always wince when they like cut to like this like focus group after the debate.

Speaker 146 Oh, that's these undecided votes.

Speaker 96 I'm not seeing that because I can't.

Speaker 42 It's clown parade, clown brigade.

Speaker 156 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 21 It's like, these are silly people.

Speaker 10 These are unserious people. That's all I'll say.

Speaker 105 This woman was like, well, it's important to remember that we're voting for the leader of our country, not the person we want in our wedding party.

Speaker 238 And I'm like, what?

Speaker 45 Can you even explain what it is that you mean by that?

Speaker 226 What do you mean by that? Like, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 93 So you think she's a fun person or seems like maybe someone who might be reliable in terms of executing the the duties and a wedding.

Speaker 175 The guy that talks about Hannibal Lecter as an actual real friend of his who's alive and not fictional, that's who you want to run the conversation.

Speaker 99 Can you believe it?

Speaker 66 Yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 131 Can you believe the eating of, they're eating the pets, they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs.

Speaker 172 The whole thing really does feel, it does like fuck with your reality.

Speaker 133 It's surreal.

Speaker 239 Because you're like, this is stuff that's coming out of people's mouths that you're like, what?

Speaker 170 I don't understand.

Speaker 21 The split screen of it is like, oh, like these, these are two people that are like next to each other. They're like sharing sharing this moment.

Speaker 147 You know what really got me? The way he wouldn't look at her.

Speaker 110 I know.

Speaker 130 The way he wouldn't even look at her and that she crossed.

Speaker 116 I liked the power move in the very beginning.

Speaker 67 She crossed right over and shook his hand.

Speaker 118 And she's like, I'm not going to let you pretend.

Speaker 110 No.

Speaker 88 I'm not going to let you disrespect me right off the top.

Speaker 61 I'm letting you know.

Speaker 90 No.

Speaker 198 And also the vibe of you're not running against him. You're running against me.

Speaker 116 He did say one thing, which I think unfortunately will stick, which is I have concepts of a plan.

Speaker 110 Well, yeah. What do you mean when they go in?

Speaker 66 What do you think?

Speaker 189 What I mean is I think that phrasing is so

Speaker 154 dumb.

Speaker 118 It's going to be in the lexicon. Like, it's going to be in the lexicon.

Speaker 120 I'm like, what's your plan for this weekend?

Speaker 89 I have concepts of a plan.

Speaker 147 We're going to start saying that.

Speaker 154 Concepts of a plan.

Speaker 216 It's the one thing where I'm like, I do have concepts of a plan for the weekend.

Speaker 169 And then eventually something happens.

Speaker 209 Right.

Speaker 120 Exactly. What's your ideal concept of a weekend?

Speaker 240 Oof.

Speaker 144 I would love to sleep in. Yeah.

Speaker 175 I want to dance.

Speaker 190 I got to dance. Got to dance.

Speaker 178 You got to dance.

Speaker 99 You got to dance.

Speaker 101 You do got to dance.

Speaker 107 You got a slow-hopping thing on your on your college yearbook, and that was really related.

Speaker 110 What was it?

Speaker 169 That's what I put in my freshman college yearbook. I was like, special, like, what do you like to do? And I put like poetry, art, acting, club hopping.

Speaker 99 Club hopping.

Speaker 178 I was putting out there.

Speaker 144 This was Northwestern.

Speaker 169 This was Northwestern, but I grew up in Cleveland.

Speaker 144 Okay, great.

Speaker 109 So it was like Midwest club culture.

Speaker 191 Oh my gosh, that was the best.

Speaker 155 Okay, so like because it felt very underground.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 172 So it was like, it was the best people.

Speaker 203 My mind was like,

Speaker 171 it just was the, it was the greatest.

Speaker 242 Well, literally, like the birthplace, like Detroit, birthplace of techno.

Speaker 18 It's like you were, you were there for it.

Speaker 172 That's what it felt like. That is like, exactly.

Speaker 45 Yeah, nine-inch nails are from there.

Speaker 177 The heart of rock and roll.

Speaker 243 QA and Lewis said it and we'll still say it today.

Speaker 179 My mom, I remember finally, I was like, I don't need to, finally going to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 202 And my mom walking out of there was like, oh, who needs to pay 20 bucks to see a sweaty t-shirt and plexiglass?

Speaker 166 Come on, mom.

Speaker 45 I love the rock and roll hall of them.

Speaker 28 It's fun.

Speaker 100 It's cute. It's really cute.

Speaker 45 Yeah, I have to go. I must go.

Speaker 52 It's fun.

Speaker 107 I get what your mom's saying.

Speaker 10 It is a lot of just like glass cases, like, you know, like the sweaty pits.

Speaker 112 It's a planet at Hollywood.

Speaker 45 It's like, oh, the jacket, the Michael Hollywood and hard rock for that reason.

Speaker 133 We have not been at Planet Hollywood in so long. You got to go.

Speaker 102 Oh, my God.

Speaker 155 You could be sitting at a table.

Speaker 90 And above you could just be one of Madonna's bras.

Speaker 142 That could happen.

Speaker 174 You could be eating knowing that the bra is right above above you.

Speaker 101 Right there.

Speaker 45 Okay.

Speaker 169 I have to.

Speaker 191 Also, isn't it different in every location?

Speaker 45 Yes. They have different artifacts.

Speaker 129 I got to.

Speaker 131 Like if you go to the one in, I don't know, let's say like Universal Studios, Orlando,

Speaker 225 they've got good stuff there because that's a big hard rock.

Speaker 89 That's a really important cultural hard rock, the one in Orlando.

Speaker 27 Yes.

Speaker 107 Do you get a free pass to Disney World now?

Speaker 110 No.

Speaker 125 That's ridiculous.

Speaker 239 But sometimes, like, they've been really, they've been very generous.

Speaker 169 Like, we went, we, I took my, my friend friend and i and our daughters there like recently and that was totally on the mouse yeah which was really freaking sweet i love disney we love it and you know there's someone walking around as you know which has to feel wild it is so trippy they have ears they have the like mouse ears like purple agatha ones agatha is walking around it's so crazy to see other people like be you be you we went to an event in london and it was like cosplay so there's already like cosplays for every character in the show.

Speaker 227 Yeah, wow,

Speaker 156 Joe Lock has cos the teen has cosplay.

Speaker 45 Yes, that's perfect, yes,

Speaker 113 he's so cute.

Speaker 117 He's adorable, oh, and what's so great too, immediately off the jump is like you got to compliment the costume design of this show because

Speaker 131 everyone immediately is so you're so signature, yeah, you know, like everyone's got a thing, like Patty's like hair, like the sheer what she's wearing, and just like

Speaker 183 just stunning.

Speaker 26 Like, I mean, like, there's there's so much always like yes everybody the punk rock moment so you can really like even just in silhouette you know exactly who everybody is yep rio's like aubrey's character like you know you know who everyone is the amazing deborah joe oh debra joe

Speaker 202 she cannot open her mouth without everybody laughing like that's a real legend right there

Speaker 45 i mean that's having to show there was not a moment that she wasn't real that wasn't iconic it's like nothing i've ever seen oh yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 105 Her deciding whether or not she's going to go.

Speaker 91 And she's like, like on the, you'll see.

Speaker 131 Everyone's going to see.

Speaker 180 Everyone will see.

Speaker 216 I hope everyone sees.

Speaker 70 They're going to see.

Speaker 171 It's really, really juicy.

Speaker 61 It's good.

Speaker 228 Who isn't a witch, really?

Speaker 82 Julie. Now, I was going to ask you this.

Speaker 127 Before playing Agatha, did you feel witchy? Yeah.

Speaker 67 Are you a witchy person?

Speaker 223 Yeah.

Speaker 233 I think I am.

Speaker 175 I think, like, I was definitely, that was my Halloween costume, like most of my childhood was that or the tooth fairy and then that's a binary right that's a binary

Speaker 89 i could have been like phantom of the opera like have one side of her face a witch and then gone like this and it would have been the tooth fairy exactly tooth face harvey down vibes yes but yeah i always think i've you know i feel like anyone that feels kind of

Speaker 183 you know not normally like not in the norm

Speaker 228 or that feels a little bit like doesn't really feel like they fit in or it doesn't feel like everybody else yeah is a witch witch.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 185 And that, so your covens are the people that you feel most connected to and make you feel the most safe and the most seen.

Speaker 107 There's a moment in the show and at the end of episode two, when you guys are all singing where like, it's like the coven kind of like gathering and assembling where like you just feel like it's the direction.

Speaker 242 It's the performances.

Speaker 156 It's like all of you are all really attuning to each other.

Speaker 107 And that's so important. I'm like, what's going on?

Speaker 110 Is this like, wow, whoa, this feels like a little indulgent, but I don't mind it.

Speaker 107 Like, it's, but it's a necessary thing where you guys have to like sing at each other in order to like forge this bond yeah it takes you into the rest of the season must to agatha's chagrin

Speaker 107 she doesn't want to play with other people because it's like gag me i feel like because i was thinking about your career and i'm like oh like this is someone who went from like fucking revolutionary road we got a stepbrothers to fucking like

Speaker 107 transparent to then like I'm like this woman like you've done it all like this this is which

Speaker 200 She does it all.

Speaker 52 But that's a witchy thing.

Speaker 13 And to like be able to like glide so seamlessly your whole career.

Speaker 107 I'm like, it's weird.

Speaker 203 It's weirdly witchy in that I've been able to get away with it. Like no one has been like, ah, she's strictly comedy or she's strictly drama

Speaker 204 or she's strictly whatever.

Speaker 203 I've been able to kind of disappear.

Speaker 67 Or I just haven't been well known enough.

Speaker 45 No,

Speaker 249 then everyone meets me anew.

Speaker 168 Like, who's that?

Speaker 169 So I've just been able to like kind of squeeze myself into different projects and that's been like that's why i wanted to be an actor yeah right you know to be able to do that

Speaker 114 so much yeah

Speaker 144 i love a rep company i love like when someone like any group of actors it's like richard the third on one day and like noises off on the you know like that kind of vibe is like the best that's like why i wanted to get in this mess So yeah, that's been fun.

Speaker 244 But again, like this last chapter that I've been doing, I think has really prepared me for the witch.

Speaker 218 Yeah, totally.

Speaker 88 For sure.

Speaker 119 Just because like every woman that i've been playing has been so ethically like morally like a little bit not their insides are on their outsides a little bit and they make really questionable decisions and i think that that's suppressing the witch yeah and also that versatility that you've shown directly speaks to like what happens in wandivision where from episode to episode you are playing a different genre i just remember watching the first episode or two where you were so at home and that that sitcom sitcom, that throwback setting, like everyone was crushing it.

Speaker 6 But I remember there was just a moment where you like turned around.

Speaker 155 You're, you're getting, you and her are doing like a walk about the kitchen.

Speaker 229 Yeah.

Speaker 196 And I was just like, look at how oriented she is, how comfortable you are.

Speaker 119 Just like, and it had to be, or you tell me, but like, was that just so fun?

Speaker 118 And that's where it comes.

Speaker 120 That's where like the accuracy comes from is how fun that opportunity is.

Speaker 32 Like, what is this?

Speaker 239 That's my dream come true.

Speaker 110 Right.

Speaker 203 I mean, Agatha First is a performer and she's a ham,

Speaker 223 but I mean, she loves to work a cape.

Speaker 177 Yeah.

Speaker 174 But in those, in that whole series leading up to her, like, reveal, every different genre was, like you said, it was just like a dream to study those sitcoms, like figure out the movement for each decade to like, yeah, of course, the best, the best.

Speaker 237 Major.

Speaker 169 The best. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 113 Yeah. It's so crazy.

Speaker 147 It's such a holistic project.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 107 For any actor for like all of it, like, especially for you and Elizabeth.

Speaker 166 It's like, oh, like, what's next?

Speaker 241 It feels like procedural almost, but in terms of television itself, it's crazy.

Speaker 192 No, it was crazy.

Speaker 175 It was so meta.

Speaker 203 That's what this feels like the same way, but instead of like the sitcoms as being like the backbone of it and changing, it's kind of more like genre or tone, I guess.

Speaker 233 So it's like, can't be.

Speaker 192 It's like very scary.

Speaker 169 It's like, it's like all of those.

Speaker 185 It gets very deep.

Speaker 205 You So it's all the things and it switches so fast.

Speaker 209 So fast.

Speaker 174 So there's definitely like, I would say, the same structurally

Speaker 185 in terms of the switches.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 191 But it's maybe from a different perspective.

Speaker 18 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 107 It fulfills this rubric where it's like any great performance, you go, could anyone else have done this?

Speaker 15 Like Matt and I talk about this all the time.

Speaker 107 It's like, could anyone else have done this?

Speaker 13 And it's like, because you have.

Speaker 107 led up to this moment in terms like with like seamlessly transitioning from one thing to the next.

Speaker 177 Oh my gosh, you guys.

Speaker 148 It feels like a perfect marriage of a performer and an amazing role where it's just like, of course it's iconic because it is that thing of like, we've been waiting for this.

Speaker 160 And I also will say, just to talk about Revolutionary Road.

Speaker 186 Yeah, please.

Speaker 119 I'll just never forget because I think that came out in 2007 or eight.

Speaker 6 And I, I, yeah. And I think that before that, so me being a 14 year old in 2004 on Long Island, I at the time, I was trying really hard to like code switch in my own way and fit in with like the boys.

Speaker 6 Right.

Speaker 117 And I just remember like a shared language that we all had was Anchorman.

Speaker 64 And Will Farrell is actually a producer of this podcast.

Speaker 169 Stop it. Yeah.

Speaker 52 And he's coming on soon. Good.
He's coming on next week.

Speaker 45 Yeah, what an ass.

Speaker 88 Goddamn jerk.

Speaker 72 Not funny.

Speaker 98 Yeah, not funny at all.

Speaker 177 It's all fake laughs.

Speaker 45 100%.

Speaker 229 But just that scene with you.

Speaker 149 and Christina Applegate, where you tell him, where you tell her that he'll read anything off the prompter.

Speaker 105 Just like, that was a moment where all my like male friends were like quoting like what women were doing in a movie.

Speaker 89 I know this sounds odd.

Speaker 67 No, no, I know exactly.

Speaker 251 That moment, I felt like, oh, this is like, I have a way in.

Speaker 198 I have like, I was like, the thing that I loved most about this movie, which was like Christina and like, like everyone, like, Veronica was like, Veronica.

Speaker 45 We loved Veronica.

Speaker 157 But just like between that and also then a few years later, me knowing you from that, and then obviously Stepbrothers, which is a whole other strategy.

Speaker 107 We were crying on Fire Island. We were like the only gay men on that island watching Stepbrothers.
Stepbrothers like an Adam McKay movie, but we were like, just dying.

Speaker 144 We were like, so stupid funny.

Speaker 217 I mean, I watched the scene again with you breathing into his mouth.

Speaker 232 It was just like, it's insane.

Speaker 51 I was like, this is.

Speaker 79 Can you talk about that scene?

Speaker 180 I mean, that was, I think I know the scene you're talking about.

Speaker 168 The scene with John C.

Speaker 169 Riley at the time.

Speaker 137 It's too much. On the porch.
It's too much.

Speaker 166 Yeah. Oh, no.

Speaker 144 And then this is bathroom one.

Speaker 216 I'm going to, I want to roll you up in a little ball.

Speaker 178 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Oh, and then the bathroom.

Speaker 169 Yeah, that was our AD who pitched it because everything was over. And he was like, why don't you go over?

Speaker 185 You should try going over and just peeing in the urinal.

Speaker 209 And I was like, oh, yeah, I should.

Speaker 45 Lego.

Speaker 103 Perfect. Lego.

Speaker 67 You have to.

Speaker 245 Completely.

Speaker 205 Otherwise, it'd be all over you.

Speaker 66 Of course.

Speaker 45 And not as much. With these parts.

Speaker 221 With these parts, it's not a direct hit.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 216 You never know what way it's written.

Speaker 70 I own it.

Speaker 220 She's a beast. She's a beast.
She's a beast.

Speaker 169 But yeah, we improvised all that.

Speaker 147 I was wondering, how epic is that?

Speaker 107 Well, I were, was it the McKay way of like, we'll shoot a scene as a road, and then 100%.

Speaker 174 And then you do it.

Speaker 147 Don't even think about the script.

Speaker 220 Yes. You just, just do it.

Speaker 224 Which is so genius because the script is somewhere in there because you know you have to get somewhere.

Speaker 175 It can't just be like, but then sometimes it went places that I don't even know.

Speaker 169 Like we had the state, like we're so dark.

Speaker 202 We were planning Adam Scott's murder

Speaker 26 in detail while we were having sex.

Speaker 96 Iowa.

Speaker 215 But like in really graphic, like how we would get into the place, who would have the knife, who would do the first, I mean, it was so

Speaker 13 even at the end when, like, everyone, it's at the Catalina Wine Mystery

Speaker 107 Wine. When Will is singing, and it's like everyone cuts to people.

Speaker 137 Beautifully singing, but beautiful singing, gorgeous singing, gorgeous voice, and you in a gorgeous head voice singing, Sweet Child of Mind, too.

Speaker 156 Like, that's like you and Patty singing together makes total sense now because

Speaker 221 you know the way any transparent like Catherine Honkins sing.

Speaker 45 Yeah, right.

Speaker 133 But anyway, I'm really good at karaoke.

Speaker 45 And what's your song?

Speaker 108 Yeah, what's your song?

Speaker 190 Oh, I love a ballad.

Speaker 254 I love a ballad. I love any

Speaker 205 slow Rihanna song.

Speaker 110 Stay. Stay.
Yes.

Speaker 147 It was just a woman was just crushing it in the subway last night.

Speaker 154 Stop it. I'm telling you, I can't.

Speaker 74 I know I thought I had seen all their beautiful singing at Suffs, but then I got in town to the subway and a woman was...

Speaker 168 Suffs is a musical.

Speaker 45 It is a musical.

Speaker 166 It's by Jay Shanta.

Speaker 119 Who is actually our friend from years back?

Speaker 225 She just won two Tony.

Speaker 212 She's the first person ever to win the Tony for writing the book and score of a musical.

Speaker 51 And she's the lead. Okay.

Speaker 87 I am so sorry.

Speaker 45 You are going to love that.

Speaker 187 Yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 67 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 143 But anyway, like, just to talk about all these ways that you were so iconic from a comedic standpoint, like to us.

Speaker 23 And then I remember I watched Revolutionary Road because there is.

Speaker 160 There was that real side of me that really just wants to see Kate Winslet in a domestic drama.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 66 And then to see you in this

Speaker 62 and that insanely beautiful, so heartbreaking scene at the end where you break.

Speaker 147 And is it David Harbor?

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 45 So good.

Speaker 110 Just so good.

Speaker 96 And the tragedy.

Speaker 250 And like the way, and like, I want you to know, like, having known you from the stuff that we knew you from to that, I was like,

Speaker 28 Catherine Hahn.

Speaker 129 And I like, that's why it's crazy that you're here because you really are

Speaker 133 fucking great.

Speaker 246 Oh, God.

Speaker 193 I shot that the same summer as Stepbrothers.

Speaker 45 Really?

Speaker 98 Wow.

Speaker 151 And that was improvised too?

Speaker 45 It just improvised.

Speaker 224 Sam Mendes was like, all right.

Speaker 133 One for fun.

Speaker 110 Yeah, one for you guys.

Speaker 133 Yeah, totally.

Speaker 144 But I mean, that's when things started to be like, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 129 Like, I could actually do this.

Speaker 185 Like, I don't have to be.

Speaker 201 I didn't think I was comedy at all.

Speaker 216 Like, I didn't think it was in my bones.

Speaker 171 I was like a serious, I studied like serious plays.

Speaker 222 But then I was always the class clown.

Speaker 205 Like I was always the one kind of fucking around.

Speaker 203 So maybe, you know, that should have taught me something.

Speaker 82 Well, you know, it's like other people are telling you.

Speaker 107 But you've broken out of that.

Speaker 227 But I was a whole time.

Speaker 233 Yeah, I think it was like working with, honestly, I started working with these incredible women writer filmmakers

Speaker 258 that just

Speaker 193 were excited about, you know, I always tried to fit in instead of just being myself.

Speaker 175 Like I always felt like I was trying to hit the mark and be the best friend and the quirky best friend. Yeah.

Speaker 167 But then the pregnant best friend, you know, I had like a chapter, but then

Speaker 203 I threw McKay, actually, it's the first one that it was like finally felt anarchic in a way that I really dug.

Speaker 183 Yeah.

Speaker 193 And I took that into any kind of acting moving forward, like the ability to just be trusted

Speaker 224 that whatever you bring is nothing's wrong.

Speaker 153 I love anarchic.

Speaker 144 Yeah.

Speaker 107 Because like, I feel like, okay, you picked this up from McKay.

Speaker 107 And then I feel like this relation, this collaboration you have with Joey soloway kind of is kind of that same state of like anarchy where it's like it's it can be anything and i i don't think that i would have had the same of availability to that had i not done those movies really yeah

Speaker 133 which is so awesome no i that is

Speaker 79 and work with those dudes like just to watch will's his just deafness and his like brain just being like i don't understand his brain he's like really touched he's an altar by an angel by an angel he's touched by an angel i think 80 was someone who Adie Brian Berkeley, like when he became my host, she was just like, he's just someone you look at and you like smile and you laugh.

Speaker 45 I know.

Speaker 67 She's a magic person. And he's also like a dear,

Speaker 171 dear, dear person.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 209 Gentle giant.

Speaker 41 I mean, this new documentary that's coming out, Will and Harper.

Speaker 90 I've seen it.

Speaker 203 You've seen it.

Speaker 45 We're about to see it.

Speaker 173 We're about to see it.

Speaker 175 You are going to cry.

Speaker 168 It is

Speaker 67 so moving.

Speaker 185 It is so beautiful.

Speaker 175 Both of them are just gorgeous.

Speaker 228 It's really beautiful.

Speaker 18 incredible yeah

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Speaker 163 I was just thinking, like, getting to work with Will and you're saying like the value in learning like how that style and that like ability to improvise like can then like inform the scripted work or that stuff that's more you know on the page later what i feel like is that's why it's so important when you're working i love the directors and the showrunners that allow and you don't you don't always get that time because it's hard like something people might not know about production is it's a jam you know what i mean like it's like a time crunch but when you get that opportunity to to have that one take Like I just worked with Liz Feldman and like actually Tiana Parris is in that show too.

Speaker 160 It's coming out later this year.

Speaker 18 Oh, she's an angel.

Speaker 135 And she can do it all too. She can do it all.

Speaker 269 But she always was like, okay, and then we're going to do the fun run.

Speaker 67 And those are my favorite words.

Speaker 159 Because I know that that's where a lot of this stuff really comes from.

Speaker 119 And when you feel like you're rushed out of something, whatever, you say, they got it, they know what they're doing.

Speaker 255 But the opportunity is something that's not always there.

Speaker 175 And when you get it all out, you feel like there's no stone left unturned.

Speaker 127 Yeah.

Speaker 193 And you're right.

Speaker 175 Joey Soloway, like working with them was

Speaker 203 really did shift that movie movie Afternoon Delight kind of changed all of our perspectives on what it is to make something because like you never knew where the where the camera was.

Speaker 201 Yeah, it kept liberating.

Speaker 133 He was like such an emotional camera operator that he would just like follow where the scene was all the beats of it was that was amazing.

Speaker 188 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 237 Yeah.

Speaker 157 Just having that that like leader like doing the project that's interested in that.

Speaker 129 Yes.

Speaker 40 And like, I would also say like, that's why it's great to like, you know, not like whenever anyone that's in obviously money is money or whatever but like to not feel like every single second of every single day you have to just like get it like it's like it's such a gift like for that to not be the situation i think nowadays yes although i would say too that sometimes when there's like tight constraints like if it's time or money

Speaker 175 there is like a real freedom and excitement to have to do it like you don't have a lot of time like i kind of like that feeling too of being like okay got to make a decision can't like waffle like you know you can't like try everything.

Speaker 174 So, like, this is it.

Speaker 209 I gotta, like, I gotta really play it.

Speaker 175 Yeah, you know, this has to be, this has to matter because otherwise, that's it.

Speaker 185 That's what they'll use, right?

Speaker 107 And you tend not to like look back and be like, I should have done that.

Speaker 226 Oh, always.

Speaker 45 Okay, okay.

Speaker 296 I barely, I hate watching myself.

Speaker 167 Like, I never look at the monitors.

Speaker 190 A lot of people want to go look at what they've done.

Speaker 215 And I'm like, if I start looking at it, I'll be looking at the wrong stuff.

Speaker 110 Oh, 100%.

Speaker 144 I would just be like, oh, God.

Speaker 67 Oh, my God.

Speaker 178 Those bags.

Speaker 169 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 180 I just couldn't.

Speaker 67 You can't see yourself.

Speaker 282 And I mean, what I mean is, that's not like being like, you can't see yourself.

Speaker 160 What I'm saying is, like, people

Speaker 51 cannot

Speaker 209 really see themselves.

Speaker 186 Especially with like Zoom and Marco Polo, I think people are getting crazy about their own appearance.

Speaker 97 Yes. You're a Marco Polo person?

Speaker 227 I love Marco Polo.

Speaker 45 I love Marco Marco Polo.

Speaker 194 I do. I love it.

Speaker 168 I love it.

Speaker 51 Especially when traveling and then you still stay connected.

Speaker 165 I love he's a little Marco Polo freak.

Speaker 45 You love it.

Speaker 206 I love it.

Speaker 129 Put on the different voices.

Speaker 137 Oh, the different

Speaker 109 voices, little effects.

Speaker 144 The people that I was like in Marco Polo with have kind of fallen off and I missed it.

Speaker 108 So we had a Marco Polo group called Core Talk.

Speaker 21 This was early days of quarantine.

Speaker 110 March 2020, quarantine.

Speaker 21 Core talk.

Speaker 107 It was me, Joe Firestone, Josh Sharp, Cola Scola.

Speaker 10 And then the four of us would just check in every day.

Speaker 52 And then we just sort of fell off.

Speaker 209 It's like,

Speaker 110 we need to bring back Marco Polo, y'all.

Speaker 72 Like it's visual voicemail.

Speaker 107 It's so easy.

Speaker 185 It's like you're just I have like four friends and we and my daughter sometimes and she always does like she'll sometimes do like a try on at a store be like what about

Speaker 144 that's so helpful and it's so freaking cute.

Speaker 202 Oh it's just I want to say I mean I want to save them for but that's the kind of brilliant thing about it is that they're always there but just for you us yeah the owners of them are whatever the phone or the

Speaker 21 it's real private uh-huh which i like yeah you keep it together i think we i just y'all keep it in house keep it in house I mean, you could just go back.

Speaker 13 I could just go back to March 2020 and like get a visual diary of like, well, like, who knows how long this is going to last.

Speaker 110 It's like crazy to think about.

Speaker 223 It is so crazy to think about.

Speaker 150 And it's like intimate and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 105 The next thing we'll think about is the central question of this podcast.

Speaker 97 Oh.

Speaker 45 So

Speaker 45 this is the,

Speaker 247 you know, my segues over the years.

Speaker 60 We've done this now for about eight and a half years.

Speaker 252 They're getting worse.

Speaker 45 No, that was amazing.

Speaker 247 You thought that was amazing?

Speaker 18 That was amazing.

Speaker 45 I thought so.

Speaker 211 I mean, listen, I thought it was important important to get to the question.

Speaker 260 And

Speaker 245 I'm going to

Speaker 221 say it was amazing.

Speaker 201 Money is time.

Speaker 169 Will Farrell's out there with a stopwatch.

Speaker 45 You better take a look at that. He kills the wimp, Will.

Speaker 67 Oh, he really does.

Speaker 45 Okay.

Speaker 216 I want to talk about how long that until you got to the central question.

Speaker 1 I was like, here's my notes, boys.

Speaker 286 So we ask everybody that comes through here.

Speaker 82 Yes, I know.

Speaker 143 What was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

Speaker 118 Meaning the pop culture that you can remember that you, Catherine Hahn now, are like little Catherine Han then may have started becoming because of this.

Speaker 195 Well, you know, when I first heard that this was a question, I was going to say Italy.

Speaker 103 I love the, I love the food.

Speaker 102 I love the, I love the land.

Speaker 101 Cinema, Italian.

Speaker 221 I love the cinema.

Speaker 103 I love the air.

Speaker 179 I love the cheese, the bread.

Speaker 168 The disco.

Speaker 168 Exactly.

Speaker 103 I just, I love it. I love the club.

Speaker 144 That's all very, but those are all wonderful, sumptuous things that I feel like you connect with.

Speaker 67 Italian things.

Speaker 200 Italian things, like a little pool in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 149 That's an amazing answer.

Speaker 67 Did you want to change the answer?

Speaker 113 Well, then I thought, oh, if it was, yes, no,

Speaker 120 if I had to, if Italy wasn't even on the map.

Speaker 210 If Italy didn't exist.

Speaker 110 Oh, perish the thought.

Speaker 104 Perish the thought.

Speaker 205 I would say then it was techno music for me.

Speaker 98 Really?

Speaker 234 It was when I was introduced to, I don't know if you'd call Bjork, but Bjork, New Order,

Speaker 203 all that kind of music was just like, that was my, again, my club hopping days. But, like, I think it was earlier, but that really moved me in ways that I did not feel before.

Speaker 205 I was in a family of like, there's a lot of classical music.

Speaker 185 In Cleveland, there's a lot of hard, dumb rock.

Speaker 227 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 103 Like, not even rock that you're just like, dumb rock. It was just

Speaker 45 shredding.

Speaker 224 Yeah, it's just shredding, just like a lot of like, pour some sugar on me.

Speaker 216 No offense, but you know, it didn't really hit me.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 205 yeah yeah it wasn't for me totally but there was something about this that like we could all like let our freak flags for like fly yeah it hit you from the inside

Speaker 135 yes yeah i felt bjork's music and i i just was like who is this person yeah i still am that's that's that's anarchic it's like unstructured yeah it's like it's just if you're talking about like general techno it's just like the loop of it right you just get lost in like the sound and also that beat can be be so solid and a lot of techno.

Speaker 222 But Bjork, you know, that she uses real stuff to make those

Speaker 147 or whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 254 Yeah, basketball bouncing around.

Speaker 203 She just is one in a gazillion.

Speaker 109 I love this answer.

Speaker 62 I don't think we've ever had anyone say Bjork. You know,

Speaker 160 a couple of years ago, I went to Coachella and Bjork was on the Coachella stage and she did an orchestral set.

Speaker 117 And it was just so funny because a lot of people were there for Bjork and they, I think they maybe thought they were getting like the no ways and the

Speaker 108 mushrooms.

Speaker 147 But the people, those who knew knew what she was going to be doing.

Speaker 127 And it was fully just her and a full orchestra.

Speaker 129 And it was still as Bjork as any other Bjork.

Speaker 225 But just that she's an artist that can go up there and

Speaker 122 constantly surprise and do right in that way.

Speaker 121 Yes, that is, that is, we were having a debate as to like what pop star has been able to evolve and not kind of feel like they have to stay somewhere and start to get cringy yeah have the same wardrobe the same kind of sound she's someone that i feel like is constantly yes and i feel like adele too like that is person that is gonna keep growing

Speaker 129 but yeah i mean i saw this video of new york recently i don't know if you've seen it but it's just her on lava rocks in Iceland in this little hut where she made that album.

Speaker 145 And you were like,

Speaker 45 what? You are, talk about a witch. Yeah, talk about a witch.

Speaker 90 That is, she is a witch.

Speaker 239 She is just conjuring

Speaker 209 brilliant shit.

Speaker 205 Yes, exactly.

Speaker 190 Sound.

Speaker 110 Right.

Speaker 156 A favorite Bjork album.

Speaker 202 Oh, it's got to be the, well, I loved it from Sugar Cubes, which was like before.

Speaker 204 Sugar Cubes, of course.

Speaker 203 I would say, actually, what's the one from the movie that she did?

Speaker 45 Oh, Dancer in the Dark. Yes.

Speaker 145 I love that.

Speaker 130 I've Seen It All is maybe one of the best songs I've ever seen.

Speaker 244 Oh, it makes me want to cry thinking about it.

Speaker 269 And that performance on the Oscars, I remember I was like seven or eight.

Speaker 210 I don't think I saw that.

Speaker 225 Oh, this is where she famously wore the swan dress.

Speaker 103 Oh, yes, of course.

Speaker 251 She was on all those.

Speaker 92 I remember she was on all the worst dress lists because people just didn't understand it.

Speaker 175 And then people mimicked it and it was so dumb.

Speaker 123 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 40 It was like the easy comedy of the time.

Speaker 209 Yes.

Speaker 120 But obviously on face value, it's like very, a very American thing to like make fun of her for doing that because, again, like they wouldn't get it.

Speaker 79 Or it's very on-the-nose comedy of that time.

Speaker 130 Like, look at the stupid woman wearing this stupid thing.

Speaker 45 Hard, dumb rock.

Speaker 122 Dumb shit.

Speaker 21 It's like hard, dumb rock.

Speaker 45 It's like hard, dumb rock, but comedy. Yeah, yeah.
Like dark swan dress.

Speaker 210 It's like, okay.

Speaker 209 I think there's still pockets that are like that, which is like, you guys.

Speaker 234 Yeah, well, they exist. I mean, yes.

Speaker 147 But that was that, that performance.

Speaker 93 She was really acting on stage.

Speaker 5 And like, it was just this insane, beautiful moment.

Speaker 276 And I remember watching it at the time being like, I don't get this at all because I was seven and from Long Island.

Speaker 101 But then like years later, I watched that performance again and I was like, wow, like, this is truly art.

Speaker 93 Like, she's like, really living that.

Speaker 239 I think my other favorite song is Stone Milker.

Speaker 203 And I don't know what album it's on, but I want you guys to listen to it.

Speaker 107 Stone Milker is

Speaker 110 the yellow one.

Speaker 147 I just know them by color.

Speaker 219 Oh, that's kind of amazing.

Speaker 45 I don't know.

Speaker 181 We really, we deal in color.

Speaker 151 Sensory.

Speaker 45 We're not. We're not.

Speaker 96 We're not centers at all.

Speaker 169 But like, it was all that music that I was just like, I just think that all of that blew my mind.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 213 And really made me like feel like these are my people.

Speaker 175 Like, I don't know.

Speaker 203 There's something in it that was like felt.

Speaker 175 So I'd say that kind of shifted something for me.

Speaker 205 Yeah.

Speaker 203 That I didn't have to just exist in this like male

Speaker 175 big sounding guitar.

Speaker 183 Right.

Speaker 195 You know, dudes with, I was going to say dudes with tank tops on, but I

Speaker 79 here I am.

Speaker 233 Also, you said that that was Magic Johnson.

Speaker 248 I'm very surprised how slender he was.

Speaker 103 I can't say this was his real jersey, but if it was, yeah, he was a slender guy.

Speaker 226 This was your real, his real jersey.

Speaker 45 Oh, my God. That Williams Bird thrift store really had it.

Speaker 110 I know.

Speaker 92 This should be at a hard rock star.

Speaker 170 That should be at a plexiglass hay.

Speaker 229 It's just above a table of someone eating like seafood pasta.

Speaker 169 Exactly. That should be in a Planet Hollywood.

Speaker 127 And it will be after this.

Speaker 247 It'll be Matt Rogers's.

Speaker 93 Magic Johnson jersey.

Speaker 169 From Magic Johnson's lighter days.

Speaker 45 Exactly.

Speaker 198 Have you, just to speak on the techno thing a little bit more, have you been to Berlin?

Speaker 186 Yeah, we just came back from Berlin.

Speaker 133 Oh, yeah?

Speaker 183 But we didn't get to do anything in that. We were working.

Speaker 100 Were you busy?

Speaker 252 But I want to go do it there so badly.

Speaker 187 You would go in.

Speaker 186 Yes.

Speaker 107 So to Bergen. We're talking about Bergheim.

Speaker 130 Well, we're talking about the whole city, but Bergheim, I mean, are you trying to get into Bergheim?

Speaker 107 But you're ahead, like you're a techno head.

Speaker 122 They would read you and be like, they would sense it.

Speaker 21 They would sense it.

Speaker 173 I would want you.

Speaker 224 Now, I also heard stories of Berlin, which are fascinating to me. They're like clubs with like grates that you can walk above it and just urinate on the people below you.

Speaker 153 Yeah, yeah, that sounds like Kaquette Club.

Speaker 107 We have not been to the clubs ourselves.

Speaker 185 I just, that is amazing to me.

Speaker 157 We were there really briefly.

Speaker 89 Glory holes.

Speaker 1 Glory holes.

Speaker 172 But like, there, so they're, that's what I love about hearing about Berlin is it's just like lawless.

Speaker 114 Lawless.

Speaker 67 I mean, not where we were.

Speaker 104 No.

Speaker 167 No. You're on a dance floor and a song comes on from that time.

Speaker 261 It just, it really, you can feel the energy in the room.

Speaker 8 Like, it's different.

Speaker 170 It's just like there's, there's such a quality to it too, because it's new.

Speaker 203 It's like brand new. Yeah.

Speaker 254 So I just love that sound.

Speaker 242 Or it's just like, it's brand new and it's also like, I don't know if you guys agree with this, but it's like.

Speaker 107 perfectly ephemeral. It's like, whoever you meet on the dance floor is someone that you are going to connect with meaningfully, but like you may not ever see again.

Speaker 175 Yes. And that's okay.

Speaker 21 But not in like a sexual or like

Speaker 108 a spiritual level, like

Speaker 107 connecting with you and like, look, like, and then we'll just like, yeah, you're in a trip with that person.

Speaker 144 You're on like a trip.

Speaker 44 Yeah. Oh, beautiful.

Speaker 203 I know. I really

Speaker 115 beautiful about that. We gotta go again.

Speaker 21 We gotta go again. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 219 You gotta go.

Speaker 144 You gotta go again.

Speaker 213 I gotta go again. But you know what?

Speaker 205 I gotta do it with a good couple of months.

Speaker 114 But on the other side, because mama, it takes longer for her to recover.

Speaker 39 I mean, it happened every single day gets harder.

Speaker 263 We're falling off a cliff personally.

Speaker 34 Like in our,

Speaker 213 Yeah, no, every day it's difficult to look in the mirror right off the bat.

Speaker 106 Right off the bat is hard.

Speaker 251 Under here is really tough, especially when you realize it's like, it's not like, oh, I didn't get enough sleep.

Speaker 169 Oh my God, you guys are gorgeous.

Speaker 113 Well, so are you, but like, you can't see yourself as well.

Speaker 45 Oh, you can't, yeah, you can.

Speaker 131 Until you can the morning after you've partied.

Speaker 4 And you realize it's not that I didn't get enough of sleep.

Speaker 251 It's that there's just less collagen there than there used to be.

Speaker 169 And it's filled with rosé.

Speaker 66 It's

Speaker 66 gravity.

Speaker 178 It's gravity. Oh, yeah.
One day I woke up and I was like, oh my God, why I had that palsy?

Speaker 168 Why do I have a palsy?

Speaker 169 Because one eye had drooped so low.

Speaker 102 Like my eyebrows were so opposite.

Speaker 171 It was really noticeable.

Speaker 144 Just like you, quizzical.

Speaker 168 Yes, it really was like, what's happening to my face?

Speaker 109 It was Harvey Jenny.

Speaker 21 It was Tooth Theory on one side and it was the other one.

Speaker 18 Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 45 Tooth theory and a witch. And a witch.
Tooth theory and a witch. Tooth theory and a witch is the title of that.

Speaker 45 That's yeah.

Speaker 67 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 89 Wait, hold on.

Speaker 7 I'm now compelled, I don't know why, to ask you if you love Disney, what's your favorite ride or attraction?

Speaker 203 Okay, my favorite ride.

Speaker 92 And you're now a spokesperson for the company, remember?

Speaker 203 My mouse ears just appear on my head.

Speaker 215 My favorite ride is

Speaker 186 space.

Speaker 188 Okay, what do I say? Space Mountain.

Speaker 153 Space Mountain.

Speaker 180 The inside one that has the trippiest music.

Speaker 78 Yes.

Speaker 234 And all the lights.

Speaker 118 Space Mountain.

Speaker 111 Classic. Classic.

Speaker 45 Classic.

Speaker 190 I love that.

Speaker 244 And I love also

Speaker 171 the.

Speaker 179 It's a memory play you guys.

Speaker 178 Oh, yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 178 What's the one that's like,

Speaker 144 it's like an Alpine one.

Speaker 110 Matterhorn. Matterhorn.

Speaker 166 Matterhorn.

Speaker 233 Not great for the neck anymore, but I really love it.

Speaker 105 In fact, really bad for the neck.

Speaker 45 Really bad for the control for all the bones.

Speaker 110 Darling.

Speaker 169 You have to press yourself against the back of it because I can't handle it anymore.

Speaker 141 Those are both like, I would say like single file, like flume-esque.

Speaker 10 Not flumes, there's no water, but it's like you're on, it's just like you're on the bobsled.

Speaker 155 It's a slalom.

Speaker 45 It's a slalom.

Speaker 166 A slalom.

Speaker 98 One of the great words.

Speaker 177 You gotta slalom a sip of water, right?

Speaker 102 Slalom. Slalom it down.
As you're gonna see.

Speaker 177 I gotta hawk this slalom, Luddy.

Speaker 110 Not hawk the slalom.

Speaker 129 I absolutely love it. It was somehow Shakespearean when you said it.
It was somehow gorgeous. Hawk this.

Speaker 90 You know how you know you're old too.

Speaker 178 See, must fuck you, Hollom.

Speaker 97 Slalom.

Speaker 45 Slalom.

Speaker 45 Speaking of happy holidays.

Speaker 138 You know you're old when you go on one roller coaster.

Speaker 126 I'm going to Six Flags on Friday.

Speaker 221 Oh, that's the show.

Speaker 93 You go on one roller coaster and you feel like your stomach is in your shoulder. It's like suddenly a G-force

Speaker 113 is like,

Speaker 169 we ruining your brain is still three feet above your head.

Speaker 212 And you're like, you know what I need right now?

Speaker 167 A corn dog. Yeah.

Speaker 98 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 67 And then that'll just get better.

Speaker 179 That'll make it better.

Speaker 148 I said the next day after you go to Disney or any theme park, your stomach is a rock.

Speaker 45 It's a rock.

Speaker 205 Nothing's happening for days.

Speaker 39 And you just think to yourself, like, yeah, come on, we're here.

Speaker 181 Let's do it. Let's consume it all.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 169 We're here.

Speaker 191 We might as well, hey, I'm going to have a true.

Speaker 67 Knock a truer.

Speaker 256 True is a cat.

Speaker 45 True. Truro?

Speaker 166 Churu.

Speaker 67 Churu.

Speaker 174 It's like a thing you give to cats

Speaker 239 that they love a treat to get them out from hiding out of the bed.

Speaker 180 My daughter's always like, it's churro.

Speaker 45 It is like.

Speaker 129 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 267 But listen, do we even like churros? Let's give it a, let's give it a little.

Speaker 107 We're not having this conversation.

Speaker 124 Of course we do.

Speaker 45 I think we do.

Speaker 175 Sometimes they can be shit city, but when they're good,

Speaker 119 when they're absolutely doused, you know what? I did have at Disney one time?

Speaker 22 It was churro with, what's the cereal, my girl?

Speaker 61 That's the one with the corn flakes.

Speaker 40 No, no, no, the rainbow one.

Speaker 110 Oh, Lucky Charms.

Speaker 45 Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops.

Speaker 103 It was a Churro covered in Fruit Loops.

Speaker 246 Woo!

Speaker 45 That you could only get in like the darkest corner of Disneyland.

Speaker 179 Or of the county fair.

Speaker 98 yeah

Speaker 209 I mean it was that's a sugar lick like that feels like my mouth would be furry there was hydro sugar you know when you eat something so sweet you're like ah yeah now I'm different now I'm different like I've grown hair on the inside of my mouth well speaking of sugar you know what really hurt my feelings the other day oh no air it out finding out that a Diet Coke which is now my new obsession on because we're trying to be drinking less

Speaker 96 because of the age of it all yes I know me too it's not as cute It's hard, but it also feels so much better and your sleep's better.

Speaker 45 Yeah. Okay, but yes.

Speaker 257 That there's more caffeine in this than there is in cold brew.

Speaker 110 What? Really?

Speaker 65 That's what they said. Unless the person displayed it.

Speaker 144 We got people shaking their heads behind the camera.

Speaker 21 I think you're getting a bad thing.

Speaker 45 Did you have something to say?

Speaker 221 Did you have something to say?

Speaker 256 Are you shaking your head at this interview?

Speaker 180 I'm not a DC fanatic.

Speaker 96 You're not a DC fanatic. Are you more

Speaker 169 Coke Zero?

Speaker 168 What are you obsessed with?

Speaker 169 Regular Coke?

Speaker 45 no i just drink coffee okay hot coffee

Speaker 45 but i do love beorg that makes me very happy you you really did something there that was good that was that was iconic comedy that was really good respects respect uh album with stone milker is vulnerable

Speaker 234 that's the yellow one i got the color right let me tell you something from now on if there's ever a moment where we are stumped you have the permission as a culture everybody does Yes.

Speaker 217 Because you just, what do you think?

Speaker 234 So we have different subgroups of our fandom.

Speaker 247 Yes.

Speaker 41 And you might be a finalist for that one.

Speaker 198 That's finalists.

Speaker 105 That was finalist behavior.

Speaker 78 Thank you.

Speaker 203 Any guest you have on is just not clicking.

Speaker 121 You could just say, okay, well, this is our thank you so much.

Speaker 183 And then

Speaker 82 throw them in. Just be like, hey, Will.

Speaker 121 Yeah. This is bad.

Speaker 155 This isn't feeling good.

Speaker 205 You guys can have some secret hand gestures.

Speaker 203 Why not?

Speaker 9 She's to say that we didn't make it today.

Speaker 27 Why the hell not?

Speaker 259 Two questions. What are you doing right now?

Speaker 5 And why aren't you on a Virgin Voyages Caribbean cruise?

Speaker 260 Well, obviously, you were listening to us. Smart use of your time.

Speaker 50 True.

Speaker 5 But you could also be on a Virgin Voyages Caribbean cruise at the same time.

Speaker 33 That's just brilliant time management.

Speaker 262 Very true.

Speaker 2 This gives me an idea.

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Speaker 264 Do you prefer a buffet or a curated dining experience with access to 20 distinct restaurants?

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Speaker 266 That's what Virgin Voyages offers.

Speaker 197 Second question.

Speaker 146 Would you rather have an overstuffed itinerary or the freedom to explore stunning?

Speaker 37 Oh, I want the freedom to explore stunning Caribbean destinations.

Speaker 50 Again, I think I see where this quiz is going.

Speaker 267 Virgin Voyages is amazing.

Speaker 253 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 11 The cruises are kid-free.

Speaker 268 From sunrise yoga to late-night cocktails, every moment is made for grown-up fun.

Speaker 49 Nothing against kids.

Speaker 154 Kids are awesome, but sometimes it's nice to be kid-free.

Speaker 3 And And there's so much included value, over $1,000. Right.

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Speaker 31 Wi-Fi, soda, top-tier entertainment, over 20 restaurants, and even group fitness classes.

Speaker 24 No hidden fees, no surprise charges.

Speaker 60 Virgin Voyages gives you the kind of luxury you actually deserve.

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Speaker 35 And there are so many many amazing stops.

Speaker 230 You leave from Miami and sail to places like Grand Cayman, Jamaica, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 47 Virgin even has their own private beach club in Biveny.

Speaker 48 And they're adding stops in 2025 and 2026.

Speaker 58 Yeah, like Aruba, St.

Speaker 14 Lucia, and Caracao.

Speaker 194 But it's not all go, go, go.

Speaker 197 Right, you can totally go into relaxation mode too.

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Speaker 250 And whether you know it or not, you are already completely obsessed.

Speaker 128 It's called All's Fair, and Ms.

Speaker 24 Kardashian plays Allura Grant, the most in-demand divorce attorney in Los Angeles.

Speaker 279 Get it? It's All's Fair, as in All's Fair in Love and War, and she's a divorce attorney.

Speaker 194 Love it.

Speaker 63 Now let's talk ensemble because Allura does not go it alone.

Speaker 212 She breaks off from a crusty male-dominated law firm to start her own legal coven with some absolute forces of nature.

Speaker 283 Naomi Watts, Nici Nash-Betts, Tiana Taylor, and Glenn Close.

Speaker 243 Yeah, hello, Glenn Close.

Speaker 57 And of course, you need a villain, so say hello to Sarah Paulson as the nemesis.

Speaker 64 And these ladies are brilliant, complicated, fearless, and when they all come together, nothing can stop them.

Speaker 139 I'm talking about the lawyers on the show and the actresses playing them, by the way.

Speaker 71 But hey, if you're thinking this will be all courtroom drama and no drama drama, relax.

Speaker 65 Allura, that's Kim's character, has plenty of twists and turns in her personal life.

Speaker 152 Her professional life crashes into her personal one, and uh-oh.

Speaker 26 So how does this super lawyer fix her own mess?

Speaker 286 With a little help from her besties, of course.

Speaker 288 So this series has it all.

Speaker 257 Scandalous secrets, high-stakes courtroom drama, more shifting alliances than Kim's other shows, some OMG twists, and friendships that rise above it all.

Speaker 24 And of course, everything is going to look amazing.

Speaker 283 It's got some unapologetic glam, a work hard, play harder lifestyle.

Speaker 258 Every scene just sparkles.

Speaker 63 Everybody makes compromises in their lives.

Speaker 46 Lame men, underpaying jobs.

Speaker 287 Well, stop.

Speaker 259 Just stop.

Speaker 36 And never settle for anything less than fabulous when it comes to your next streaming obsession.

Speaker 161 All's fair now streaming on Hulu and on Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.

Speaker 61 Terms apply, drama guaranteed.

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Speaker 104 A big red bow around her neck, maybe some pearls.

Speaker 72 She is a total moment.

Speaker 42 And the most interesting person at the party is always the one making Casamigos margs for the group.

Speaker 77 Or the person who showed up with the Casamigos to the party.

Speaker 260 Wait, what about Casamigo's mules?

Speaker 33 Ooh, yes.

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Speaker 11 Or Casamigo's espresso martinis.

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Speaker 67 Have we ever had a secret handshake as besties?

Speaker 66 No.

Speaker 67 I don't think

Speaker 172 I love it, you're besties.

Speaker 168 For 15 years.

Speaker 169 You guys, how fun that you guys do this together.

Speaker 153 So fun.

Speaker 177 Has it deepened it or deepened?

Speaker 45 Oh, good.

Speaker 147 You know, I would say, like, because we've also spent a lot of time together this year, just even like outside of the podcast.

Speaker 21 It's like, you know,

Speaker 107 we're like, you know, we're not just.

Speaker 169 Also, you get to go through this together, which is so exciting.

Speaker 171 Yeah.

Speaker 147 Yeah.

Speaker 119 Like last night we saw, I saw Suffs on Broadway, and there's just so many people in the cast and not just Shana, who created the show, but that we went to school with.

Speaker 278 Like our friend Kim Blank, who so

Speaker 119 Ada Westmal, just to shout out some people.

Speaker 119 And I literally went backstage and I just, I just started sobbing because I was like, A, so moved by what I had seen, but also we all had the same mentor.

Speaker 123 Her name was Liz Suedos.

Speaker 116 She was like a sort of like where did she go to school?

Speaker 88 And my UE went.

Speaker 198 But but this woman was like a giant in downtown theater and was like a mentor to several of us.

Speaker 135 And I just like felt her spirit there and how proud she was.

Speaker 160 And like, it's the only time I really get woo-woo is when I like, not the only time.

Speaker 45 I'm always like,

Speaker 91 yeah, no, but like one of the times I get really woo-woo is when I feel like that mentor that we had, that her spirit is in the room and her spirit was so in the room.

Speaker 166 oh gosh

Speaker 174 do you have like a mentor that you can look back on that you found oh yeah for sure a lot of amazing teachers yeah yeah that you're just like wow i've i've still used some of the stuff that i yeah learned from them yeah for sure you never and then there's some teachers that you're like wow what what what happened there like what was that

Speaker 216 right for sure you're like the problematic teachers and you're like what did you make me do yes we had a teacher that was we would all have to find an animal and kind of become that animal on stage yeah i was a gibbon of course yeah a monkey with the long long arms and then a girl in my class uh now a woman

Speaker 110 was a panther and she wore a thong leotard over thong tights and which i guess panther like panther like certainly an apani's teacher used to keep being like drop into your panther drop into your panther And so then she would just be crawling around on the stage, roaring.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 110 With the song on.

Speaker 21 And you're like, what was that about?

Speaker 167 Yeah, I'm like, come on.

Speaker 167 None of us,

Speaker 178 you can't pull the wool over our eyes.

Speaker 114 No.

Speaker 188 No, you can't. No.

Speaker 107 John Early has a story where he, the first day of class at Tish, there was one teacher.

Speaker 108 It doesn't matter who, but he goes.

Speaker 94 I think he was an ETW.

Speaker 155 He was an ETW.

Speaker 122 He was like the really experimental theater wing.

Speaker 45 They went for it.

Speaker 21 The teacher is like an older man.

Speaker 107 It just goes,

Speaker 146 I just want to say if there are any journalists, if there's any press in the room, get out.

Speaker 245 It's like these are 18-year-old journals, right?

Speaker 184 Stop it.

Speaker 219 Oh, wow.

Speaker 146 If there's any press in the room, please leave.

Speaker 151 If there's any press in the room, get out.

Speaker 221 On the first night, there's

Speaker 256 18-year-olds.

Speaker 221 What's happening?

Speaker 45 What's going to happen to me?

Speaker 111 It's insane. Genius.

Speaker 116 There's also a couple of them from the musical theater studio tell a story about like one day one of the dance teachers lined them up and was like several of you will get through on your looks you

Speaker 102 you

Speaker 205 you kind of like just oh my god brutal when i went to 4-h camp which was like this kind of farm camp in ohio my cousins live i was like the big city cousin up in cleveland they lived right on the border between kentucky and ohio in a small town called waynesville and i my and i loved going there

Speaker 185 like such a sweet awesome haunted town

Speaker 175 but it was called the second most haunted town in Ohio.

Speaker 103 I took that very to heart.

Speaker 203 I know, I'm like, there is a documentary there.

Speaker 129 That's like drop dead gorgeous.

Speaker 72 This is where the world's oldest living Lutheran, like what towns are known for, like the riff on that, like what a small town is like a landmark for.

Speaker 45 Second most haunted town in Ohio.

Speaker 167 But anyway, we went to a camp, a 4-H camp, and they, the counselors had all the girls line up, put a sheet over our face, or like this to this, and they had a legs competition.

Speaker 169 I was 12 years old, and my cousin won.

Speaker 168 Your cousin won?

Speaker 178 Yeah, there was two, two horrible memories about it.

Speaker 205 Yeah.

Speaker 146 The competition itself.

Speaker 110 She was like, it's nothing. It's nothing.

Speaker 246 And I was like, no, I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 171 She's like, you lose.

Speaker 158 And also, there's someone who's doing.

Speaker 169 I know. Like, I forgot about that until afterwards.

Speaker 155 We were like, how fucked up was that?

Speaker 125 Have you watched Chim Crazy?

Speaker 193 I'm obsessed with Chimp Crazy.

Speaker 209 Are you done with it?

Speaker 213 No, I haven't seen the only one.

Speaker 175 Yeah, that's the last one.

Speaker 180 I have to wait till I get home because my family would

Speaker 108 kill you.

Speaker 45 It would go

Speaker 151 on you.

Speaker 90 Oh, you're watching it all together.

Speaker 144 Yeah, so you've gone to the third episode, yes, where you, you know, I know you know the truth, the truth, and they know the truth, but they haven't.

Speaker 224 Oh, they just told people.

Speaker 107 They just told people.

Speaker 129 Yeah, can I ask, spoiler alert, what's the truth?

Speaker 141 We can't tell you what the truth is because you, you, I'm telling you, man.

Speaker 249 I've only seen the first one. Oh, no, you need, you just just need to watch.

Speaker 217 It's really interesting.

Speaker 172 Okay.

Speaker 169 Because it's a lot of women.

Speaker 52 It's these women who have this obsession with these monkeys.

Speaker 162 And it's like the Peter Lady says, it's like, it's this phenomenon where it's usually women,

Speaker 107 almost always women who like adopt these monkeys as if they were their own child.

Speaker 203 Yes, they want because they can keep them as these like,

Speaker 185 it's such control issues.

Speaker 203 Like, talk about mommy dead indeed.

Speaker 122 Mommy dead indeed.

Speaker 98 It's really like like uh they just diaper them all and sleep with them and take them out and for walks

Speaker 209 like a whole thing

Speaker 239 yes i think it is but then they turn six and it's like a wild animal right correct they're like

Speaker 195 like it starts to get dangerous your baby is ripping your face off suddenly your baby rips someone's face off and they have the first full human face transplant I couldn't believe that.

Speaker 45 Oh my God. I was watching it over his shoulder on the plane.

Speaker 110 Where were we coming from? Toronto.

Speaker 161 Toronto.

Speaker 198 We were up in Toronto and we were coming back.

Speaker 40 And it was just so funny because you're watching Chimp Crazy.

Speaker 132 And I was reading this book called Status and Culture.

Speaker 112 And I was like, if this isn't role reversal, like it's a role reversal.

Speaker 159 Because usually I'm like watching like the housewives and he's like reading a book.

Speaker 242 This was a, it was, it was a, it was a great.

Speaker 249 It's amazing.

Speaker 226 There's some amazing articles about Travis.

Speaker 223 Travis was the trim

Speaker 79 in Connecticut.

Speaker 222 And Travis apparently was even given a Xanax in his orange juice that morning because mom knew something could be off.

Speaker 20 What? Yes.

Speaker 52 I had no idea.

Speaker 179 He was jumping around the house.

Speaker 216 She couldn't get a handle on him.

Speaker 223 She gave him, she had to slip him a Xanax

Speaker 228 on the regular basis.

Speaker 222 But that day, she was like, this is a Xani day.

Speaker 220 Unbelievable.

Speaker 16 Do you think the Xani had anything to do with him ripping off?

Speaker 222 I think that he really saw that Elmo doll and lost it.

Speaker 159 Yeah, something about Elmo.

Speaker 249 Yes.

Speaker 202 Didn't sit right.

Speaker 203 It did not sit right. No.

Speaker 209 And then he just attacked her.

Speaker 129 Yeah, that Elmo makes people freak the fuck out.

Speaker 175 It makes me freak out.

Speaker 67 Although some kids love it.

Speaker 103 Well, the tickle me elmo. I was always like, what is it?

Speaker 130 It was driving kids crazy. It was giving kids seizures and shit.

Speaker 32 Remember that? Yes. The tickle me Elmo, the most popular toy I think of all time,

Speaker 210 was lethal because it would just shake.

Speaker 130 And of course, kids were going to freak the fuck out.

Speaker 169 Yeah, yes, that's weird. You're a kid.

Speaker 217 It was a seizure doll.

Speaker 122 Yes.

Speaker 25 That you gave to your kids and said, yeah, everyone has this.

Speaker 119 And then they were like, and like, what are you going to do? You get overstimulated.

Speaker 169 It's like drinking 10 of these.

Speaker 174 Do you remember that thing? I think it was in Japan, the Teletubbies, where they had to pull it from the air because kids couldn't watch it with having like snaps.

Speaker 21 Without having satisfaction. Oh, yeah.
It was some sort of episode.

Speaker 162 Like another kids' show.

Speaker 217 Yeah.

Speaker 170 Something was going on.

Speaker 159 There was something going on with kids' programming, and that's actually ruler culture across the board.

Speaker 61 103.

Speaker 102 There's something going on with kids programming.

Speaker 220 As we're talking about theater, do you, what was the last play you did?

Speaker 108 Or musical?

Speaker 13 Or something like that?

Speaker 216 Oh, the last play I did was Boeing Boeing, which was here.

Speaker 204 Wow.

Speaker 296 yes on broadway oh my god boeing boeing wait yeah do you when are you gonna do it again i you know i gotta wait until my kids are out of the house because it's not a mom talk

Speaker 6 unless they're here right but i would never see them so you are in la though yeah yeah okay you like la

Speaker 200 I love LA now.

Speaker 214 I left kicking and screaming.

Speaker 175 I had a storage unit in Brooklyn for so long,

Speaker 169 like way too long.

Speaker 175 And we finally had everything you hauled out here.

Speaker 103 And the shit that I saved that I thought was store like storage unit worthy i had like i had like bags of tights with like holes in them i had tights yeah i need my tights and i had tights tights tights and hose

Speaker 222 and then i had like a salad spinner that a bank gave me for opening up a savings account the bank gave you a savings you know how they used to give you

Speaker 41 and i was like i'm holding on to this forever i love it i mean it was disgusting what we saved it's it's crazy when you realize like there was a time when i thought this was indispensable like i don't some like i think you and i are like this i don't know did you ever have as like a person doing theater a long time ago like a bag of props like a bag of quick

Speaker 129 of your own props like so we did sketch comedy we kind of came up doing that one pretty famously but like back in the day like I would have, I would be the keeper of the props for our sketch group.

Speaker 229 And so I had everything.

Speaker 208 You wanted to be a doctor? I got it.

Speaker 127 I got you if you want to be a lawyer.

Speaker 91 If you want to be a redhead, what length?

Speaker 154 What style do you want?

Speaker 45 I have all different kinds.

Speaker 155 And so now it's like,

Speaker 67 I don't have anything anymore because

Speaker 237 I think I gave them all up. That's okay.

Speaker 252 And I do feel a little like

Speaker 52 thinking without

Speaker 120 my bag of props because one thing I had for years was my endless bag of props.

Speaker 141 But it would just be sitting there. It would be like the salad spinner.

Speaker 169 It's like, but did you have one of those noise things where it would be like people clapping?

Speaker 203 Oh, yeah. Hearts non-stop.

Speaker 167 Oh. Horns going off.

Speaker 203 Yeah, I I mean,

Speaker 45 all of it, yeah, I love that.

Speaker 282 You know how many whistles I had from playing coaches?

Speaker 70 I'm made of whistles, babe.

Speaker 45 Honey,

Speaker 187 I, I, I, I, it was almost like, I don't know why I had so many whistles.

Speaker 45 I had so many to the point, mom, how many coaches you've played.

Speaker 208 You keep that shit because it's like, and then, oh, then I took the whistle and I put it on my keys.

Speaker 45 I was like, what if?

Speaker 133 Yeah, what if that's always

Speaker 103 happening?

Speaker 127 Even if you're a man, even if you're anyone, if you're anybody, have the whistle.

Speaker 52 But then, like, but like, how do you feel about your kids' stuff?

Speaker 216 Like, cause now you got to like you're like there's residue from like yes the kids yes well i know they used to think i was gaslight city because i would just throw shit away that i that to me was just a you know a ball of

Speaker 90 tin foil and they would be like where's my where's my ball of tin foil yes and so i had to be like okay they just need to

Speaker 174 It's hard for me, though, because I like a clean space.

Speaker 205 I just have to keep my space clean and just keep their doors closed.

Speaker 38 So did you have pre-teen children during the pandemic?

Speaker 199 Yeah.

Speaker 194 Yeah, it was hard.

Speaker 227 That was hard.

Speaker 239 It was hard to start.

Speaker 195 And they both were kind of starting.

Speaker 203 My daughter was graduating like her elementary school, which is so hard.

Speaker 174 And my, like, they had a drive-through graduation.

Speaker 223 My son was in, he was in middle school, which was sucked.

Speaker 174 So it was like, I would go in and check in on him.

Speaker 70 And the like school screen was all, every kid was in the darkest room.

Speaker 175 Like, like you couldn't see their faces because who wants to be like seen at that age that intensely by your classmates yeah yeah wow i know it's a very depressing time to be a kid yeah yeah especially it's kind of a depressing hard time anyway anyway i know and for anyone i don't think anyone is the great version of themselves at 12 13 14 15.

Speaker 249 no but then to think that that's just in their bones like that that happened yeah we were

Speaker 129 so paranoid and scared for so long of course i think that's why i really i like i remember when billie eilish like really popped off yes i was like i was looking at it like a millennial being like on face value like i don't necessarily understand but then you really think about it and you're like of course like and she's a genius which i think when you didn't get when you first saw her when she came out she is a genius yes but the way she was speaking to like the people of her generation you're like of course that's like the person that they're gonna look up to and they're like the smiths yeah for that reason it was like, ah, I wear black on the outside because black is what I feel on the inside.

Speaker 44 Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 12 That's you lash on.

Speaker 165 Dorsey.

Speaker 98 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 192 Yeah.

Speaker 175 But that was like that music also was kind of that dark energy of like

Speaker 185 that you needed to tap into as a kid. Like that there's something that was like, mm-hmm.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 183 But I'm not alone.

Speaker 177 Yeah.

Speaker 144 So you're saying Smiths came to you as like a kid and like that was like I mean, I think same age, like it was like around that awesome era of music.

Speaker 223 It's like it was such a beautiful,

Speaker 175 so it must have been like 14, 15.

Speaker 173 Yeah.

Speaker 188 Techno and Morrissey. Yeah.

Speaker 119 You know, it's really cool.

Speaker 123 Like the VMAs were last night.

Speaker 79 When this comes out, they'll be a week ago.

Speaker 119 Yeah.

Speaker 131 So they were last night.

Speaker 40 And what's cool about it is for the very first time in like a few years, I don't know if this speaks to whatever time we're in, because it is obviously a very difficult political time, but there's a lot of really cool artists out right now.

Speaker 6 Like, again, I was at Coachella and I left that music festival being like, music's in a really cool, good place.

Speaker 159 And then even watching that, like, very sort of like corporate mainstream award show is like you watch it and you're like, there's like really cool artists across genre.

Speaker 79 Yes.

Speaker 127 And it makes you feel like,

Speaker 25 you know, pop music is very queer right now.

Speaker 122 Like, yes.

Speaker 208 You know, the way that Chapel Rhone like speaks to people is like incredible.

Speaker 175 Her music's amazing.

Speaker 155 Oh, she's so great.

Speaker 198 But just like, it makes you feel like kids or people that are forming now a musical identity are in good hands, at least least in that art form, when it feels like film and TV is sometimes hard nowadays.

Speaker 90 Yes.

Speaker 134 Music is feeling like it's in a good place.

Speaker 175 Pretty amazing, though. Like my daughter, who's 15, but like even starting at 13, like

Speaker 244 she would correct me.

Speaker 203 Like she, she knows so much more than I did or that I like she's.

Speaker 175 in terms of like speaking gender speaking like she it's pretty amazing that's not that you didn't have that background either because just

Speaker 168 catholic school well I'm saying like just in terms of like the projects you've been on where it's like oh, yeah, no, definitely, but like I didn't I would always be like hey guys, hey guys like that's what I

Speaker 226 you guys come on.

Speaker 239 Yeah, yeah, and she was and she likes I'm not as like strict as her on this department, but she's like don't say guys.

Speaker 174 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 16 Y'all as folks both feel like specifically regional in a way that I that I cannot describe to personally because I'm like, I'm not, I'm not from these places.

Speaker 198 Y'all kind of started flying out of my mouth because of my exposure to Kelly Clarkson on the television.

Speaker 81 So being 12 and and 13 years old and being like, y'all, y'all, y'all.

Speaker 198 I was saying y'all at school and they were like, why are you doing that?

Speaker 32 Yeah. And I was like, oh, I don't know.
And they were like, I bet it's because he likes Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 102 Gay. And I was just like, oh.

Speaker 52 They connected the dots.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 47 Oh, middle school bullies can find your weakness and just easier than anyone else. Just.

Speaker 92 Sharks have nothing on middle school kids.

Speaker 45 Tacking there.

Speaker 290 Yeah,

Speaker 213 they're vicious.

Speaker 209 They are. It's not.

Speaker 45 Especially the girls, but. Oh, the girls.

Speaker 175 I know. Mean.
Some of them.

Speaker 239 Some of them are sweethearts.

Speaker 132 We were saying the other day, like we were talking about Regina George, like the character Regina George and girls, and how iconic like Rachel McAdams is doing it.

Speaker 159 But unfortunately, she did it so well that it did make a model for people

Speaker 21 off of it. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 203 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 108 Kids kind of picked up a lot from that.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Like the way she was mean and it was so cool and funny and influential.

Speaker 109 It's like, oh my God, I love that bracelet.

Speaker 141 It's like that.

Speaker 110 I love that.

Speaker 100 Yeah. I love that bracelet.

Speaker 110 I love that for you.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 167 And then it's like, but it's there's something so dark underneath that yes oh yeah and you have to be like thanks because she's cool but then inside you're like i why do i feel like

Speaker 145 violated yeah i love

Speaker 52 that bracelet where did you get it oh just you know clairs that's really cool thanks

Speaker 240 and then you're like let me think about that for weeks

Speaker 66 like i was just

Speaker 213 like talk about spells yeah now i won't stop thinking about it The true witches.

Speaker 121 The true witches.

Speaker 61 Middle school girls.

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Speaker 61 Okay, so you know how the world is a chaotic, swirling ball of total stress right now?

Speaker 54 Well, we have a new Hulu show from Ryan Murphy that will give you the much-needed break from reality.

Speaker 28 And whether you know it or not, you are already completely obsessed.

Speaker 128 It's called All's Fair, and Ms.

Speaker 24 Kardashian plays Allura Grant, the most in-demand divorce attorney in Los Angeles.

Speaker 279 Get it? It's All's Fair, as in All's Fair in Love and War, and she's a divorce attorney.

Speaker 194 Love it.

Speaker 63 Now let's talk ensemble because Allura does not go it alone.

Speaker 212 She breaks off from a crusty male-dominated law firm to start her own legal coven with some absolute forces of nature.

Speaker 283 Naomi Watts, Nicy Nash-Betts, Tiana Taylor, and Glenn Close.

Speaker 243 Yeah, hello, Glenn Close.

Speaker 57 And of course, you need a villain, so say hello to Sarah Paulson as the nemesis.

Speaker 64 And these ladies are brilliant, complicated, fearless, and when they all come together, nothing can stop them.

Speaker 139 I'm talking about the lawyers on the show and the actresses playing them, by the way.

Speaker 71 But hey, if you're thinking this will be all courtroom drama and no drama drama, relax.

Speaker 65 Allura, that's Kim's character, has plenty of twists and turns in her personal life.

Speaker 152 Her professional life crashes into her personal one, and uh-oh.

Speaker 22 So how does this super lawyer fix her own mess?

Speaker 286 With a little help from her besties, of course.

Speaker 288 So this series has it all.

Speaker 7 Scandalous secrets, high-stakes courtroom drama, more shifting alliances than Kim's other shows, some OMG twists, and friendships that rise above it all.

Speaker 24 And of course, everything is going to look amazing.

Speaker 283 It's got some unapologetic glam, a work-hard, play-harder lifestyle.

Speaker 258 Every scene just sparkles.

Speaker 63 Everybody makes compromises in their lives.

Speaker 46 Lame men, underpaying jobs.

Speaker 287 Well, stop.

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Speaker 104 A big red bow around her neck, maybe some pearls.

Speaker 74 She is a total moment.

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Speaker 77 Or the person who showed up with the Casamigos to the party.

Speaker 260 Wait, what about Casamigo's mules?

Speaker 33 Ooh, yes.

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Speaker 11 Or Casamigo's espresso martinis.

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Speaker 81 On second thought, a holiday party might be in order.

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Speaker 45 I think it's time for I don't think so happened.

Speaker 93 So we are going to do our segment here where we take 60 seconds to truly rail against something in culture that needs a railing.

Speaker 25 I have something and I feel it's something in the culture we haven't yet spoken on.

Speaker 145 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 159 And I'm, I used to feel complicated about it, and now I feel definitive about it.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 107 This is really, really important. This is not Rogers.

Speaker 34 I don't think so, honey, his time starts now.

Speaker 93 I don't think so, honey, the discourse around the screen after you buy something that says to tip, guys, if you don't want to tip because you bought a water bottle, just hit 0%.

Speaker 220 I am not behind you in the line judging you for anything unless the person has done a service where they deserve to be tipped.

Speaker 290 I personally always hit tip because I was in the service industry for 10 years.

Speaker 23 I think about the pandemic when people did not have those jobs for one and a half to three years, depending.

Speaker 249 I do that.

Speaker 110 I tip.

Speaker 243 That doesn't mean I think I'm fucking better than you.

Speaker 220 And this discourse around, well, they shouldn't have the screen that asks for a tip because I feel bad.

Speaker 129 What if someone's looking over my shoulder?

Speaker 247 My God, that is so much more embarrassing talking about that and about how, well, I shouldn't have to tip

Speaker 120 than it would be for me to be behind you and see that you didn't tip.

Speaker 243 It is so much more humiliating to talk about how upset you are that you're being asked to tip someone.

Speaker 243 And they discussed this on America's biggest horror podcast, The Daily, and I hated every second of it.

Speaker 14 That's one of the things.

Speaker 280 They did talk about that.

Speaker 234 Sabrina Tavernese.

Speaker 99 Don't tip if you don't want to tip.

Speaker 246 I know.

Speaker 172 Why was that a big deal?

Speaker 252 Because people feel like they're being like manipulated.

Speaker 208 But I have to tell you, when you're being asked a question, would you like to tip or not?

Speaker 120 That's not manipulation.

Speaker 96 No, it's a question.

Speaker 168 You have to

Speaker 210 And it's an opportunity for you to give gratuity to someone who probably is making a lot less than you have.

Speaker 169 Because didn't the pay go down?

Speaker 180 Like, they actually need tips to supplement their

Speaker 79 salary.

Speaker 7 Well, there was this whole episode of the daily that I listened to, and I was shaking my head the whole time because I realized that not everyone, if you really don't work in the service industry, you actually don't know.

Speaker 130 So let me just say, if you're unsure of it, like service workers make their money on tips.

Speaker 160 Like that is just period.

Speaker 129 So if you're going into a restaurant and you're thinking like, oh, well, my Coke was late or my, this was a little bit too cold or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 94 If you're like, I'm not going to tip, you are contributing to that person, just not making money.

Speaker 118 So if that's going to sit well in your spirit, like I'm not tipping because of this, like fine, whatever, whatever, whatever makes you sleep at night.

Speaker 6 But that's totally different than this thing with the screen.

Speaker 66 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 122 Because it's like, it's not, I'm, I swear to God, I don't, I don't know how you guys feel or anyone feels.

Speaker 147 I'm never behind someone when they buy a salad and check out how much that and looking and being like, well, are you going to tip?

Speaker 93 That's not something like, no, if you want to, great.

Speaker 8 If you don't, I'm not upset with you.

Speaker 282 I'm not going to tap you on the shoulder and be like, hey, I thought that was really lame.

Speaker 122 It's in your own head.

Speaker 129 Talk to your therapist about it.

Speaker 122 Don't talk to me about it.

Speaker 107 It's really simple, actually, because it's just the convergence of two things, which is one, like tipping is part of transactional things in our society.

Speaker 107 And then the other thing is like, now we have like, we mediate everything through a screen.

Speaker 141 And so like, you're just going to be asked, do you want to tip?

Speaker 16 And that's okay.

Speaker 107 No one's, there's, it's literally no gun to your head.

Speaker 45 No. Right.

Speaker 110 And people act like there is.

Speaker 66 And I think it's this, it's, it just, it's like speaks to something else, which is that that person on the other end, it's a little bit telling on yourself.

Speaker 225 It is.

Speaker 297 Because you're like, well, what they didn't do anything to deserve that.

Speaker 8 It's like, first of all, who are you to decide what they do and do not deserve to begin with?

Speaker 143 And also, it wasn't like the person asked you, like, would you like to tip me it's a thing on the screen yeah i just don't like it it feels very elitist to me and superior yes and also primarily extremely uncool yes to be like really in the weeds about like this thing on the screen it's like just hit zero percent or hit no yes that's it just do that wow yeah that's a good that is a good one we got to the bottom of it yeah we did we decided okay no we decided yeah

Speaker 18 so this is bow and yang's i don't think so honey i have i have a i have a weird one right i think it's important okay it's important Okay.

Speaker 165 This is Boen Yang's weird, but important.

Speaker 118 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 110 This time starts now.

Speaker 45 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 156 Glass, like, if it breaks, like, that's bad.

Speaker 110 So bad. And like, it is.

Speaker 28 And like, like, I'm looking at a window right now.

Speaker 107 Like, anyone could just break that open and like hurt someone or hurt themselves.

Speaker 20 Like, should everything be lucite now?

Speaker 52 I'm thinking.

Speaker 107 Like, should we, we, surely there is something cost-effective, environmentally not terrible that it can be glass that is not shatterable.

Speaker 73 Unless there is some emergency protocol thing.

Speaker 144 Bahidi, do you agree with me? Right?

Speaker 13 Like, we have no need for glass in the way that we used to, unless there's like an artful aspect to it.

Speaker 107 Like there's a medium, like you're blowing it and you're making a beautiful vase.

Speaker 144 Then it's acceptable. That's acceptable.

Speaker 13 But if it's a window or if it's like a drink, if it's drinkware, if it's stemware.

Speaker 141 Yeah. I think that's scary.

Speaker 107 I think about Killbill Volume 1 when Vivica Fox is telling her daughter to not walk in the living room because she might cut herself.

Speaker 19 I think about that all the time.

Speaker 107 Like, you can cut yourself.

Speaker 68 And that's one minute to say nothing of the insane, very jarring sound of glass breaking.

Speaker 66 It's really scary.

Speaker 256 It's terribly scary.

Speaker 178 Heartbreaking. I know.

Speaker 169 It's like if someone forgot, they could just walk through this wall.

Speaker 102 Right.

Speaker 131 It can be so painful.

Speaker 217 It is painful.

Speaker 169 I do

Speaker 178 at the store, the row, a fancy.

Speaker 256 You just ask the row because

Speaker 169 it's at this fancy location in LA.

Speaker 154 Where the glass is so so clean.

Speaker 169 The glass is so clean and it's so thick.

Speaker 166 And I

Speaker 103 couldn't buy anything. Everything was so fucking crazy expensive.

Speaker 205 I love their clothes, but they're so expensive.

Speaker 168 And as I was leaving, I tried to leave as like a joke, like, because I wasted everybody's time.

Speaker 169 Like, I was like, just trying to get out there. Like, well, I'm not buying anything I tried on, but, you know, whatever.

Speaker 201 So I was like, so da-da-da-da-da-da.

Speaker 67 And then it was so hard that they had to take me, sit me down,

Speaker 226 offer me water in they

Speaker 169 It was a tray.

Speaker 145 A glass tray.

Speaker 217 It was a glass tray.

Speaker 168 No, no, no. But it was a tray with a glass on it.

Speaker 66 And you said, get that away from me.

Speaker 45 It's my enemy.

Speaker 236 And then I was like, no, and I smashed it down.

Speaker 168 And I cut my finger.

Speaker 166 No.

Speaker 45 No, it was.

Speaker 170 And then it was a glass bottle of water.

Speaker 233 And I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 199 Yeah.

Speaker 169 While they were looking at my nose, trying to make sure I didn't break it.

Speaker 203 And I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 209 If I did or not, but it's just what it is.

Speaker 94 Also, are you superstitious?

Speaker 44 Yes. Why?

Speaker 89 You know what what happens if you break a mirror.

Speaker 108 Of course. What?

Speaker 18 Seven years of bad luck.

Speaker 129 I'm very superstitious. That's the most.

Speaker 169 I think that was about hats or shoes on the bed.

Speaker 129 That's also really bad.

Speaker 144 In fact, I feel.

Speaker 203 I do it all the time.

Speaker 239 I'm like, I shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 122 Oh, God, no.

Speaker 234 Shoes have to be on the ground at all times.

Speaker 129 If shoes are ever put on a table or something higher off the ground,

Speaker 45 that's really bad luck. No, it's not bad luck.
My mother did this to me.

Speaker 249 I can't do that. Mine too.

Speaker 203 Yeah.

Speaker 175 And hats on the bed.

Speaker 90 Hats on the bed. I never heard hats on the But now I do.

Speaker 119 You know what I can't do ever?

Speaker 207 If I sleep with socks on,

Speaker 105 when I was a kid, they told me that if you sleep with socks on, the boogeyman will come out of the closet.

Speaker 40 And so now to this day, I don't do it.

Speaker 212 That feels like an agenda by your parents.

Speaker 216 It's very random.

Speaker 110 Right.

Speaker 248 Why didn't they want you to wear socks?

Speaker 250 I think what it was was my mom's like demon brother when she was younger.

Speaker 123 My uncle told her like if you wear your socks like the boogeyman's gonna come out

Speaker 91 and terrified her and then she told me that when i was a kid not prescriptively just like this is what my uncle your uncle told me and then i was like well now i can't do it

Speaker 67 walking under a ladder it's a huge no walking under a ladder yes you're right

Speaker 217 there's also well i wouldn't say black cat oh no black cats i go the other way

Speaker 244 i don't with that black cats are good luck they're sweet they're the least adopted animals in the in a shelter because everyone thinks the same thing

Speaker 113 because they are witches familiars.

Speaker 169 But you know what? They are adorable.

Speaker 45 They're wonderful.

Speaker 178 They're just the same.

Speaker 254 They're someone else.

Speaker 169 You know what I mean? You're just too scared to even be like, I just, I can't.

Speaker 154 It's at this point.

Speaker 103 Like, if it crosses your path, it's a core belief.

Speaker 249 Then you're like, I'm done.

Speaker 122 No, I will go the other way.

Speaker 61 I will inconvenience myself.

Speaker 122 I'm not kidding.

Speaker 123 Like, it's like, it's a thing.

Speaker 45 Okay. You're not, you're not.

Speaker 40 Well, my favorite line ever.

Speaker 72 I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious from the office.

Speaker 90 You're a little stitch.

Speaker 97 I'm a little stitched.

Speaker 18 A little stitchious.

Speaker 205 A Nova Scotia stitch.

Speaker 38 Nova Scotia stitches. Did you say a Nova Scotia? No.

Speaker 170 Oh, I always say that for like a Nova Scotia.

Speaker 45 Nova Scotia.

Speaker 79 Just a Nova Scotia.

Speaker 79 He has a major laser.

Speaker 133 That's major laser.

Speaker 169 Major laser?

Speaker 107 When something's major, we say that's major laser, like the artists, like Diplo.

Speaker 112 Yes.

Speaker 209 Yes. Fantastic.

Speaker 147 Fantastic.

Speaker 144 Okay, so we're under the impression that you have, you have something.

Speaker 153 I do.

Speaker 169 I don't know if it's been done.

Speaker 66 I feel like it's been done before.

Speaker 118 This is Catherine Hans. I I don't think so, honey.
Okay. Time starts now.

Speaker 175 Honeys, I don't think that anyone under the age of 25 needs to get a butt implant.

Speaker 103 Oh, I just don't think so.

Speaker 239 I think if you are blessed enough to have a long, long life,

Speaker 192 no one really knows where they're going to fall.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 205 And the upkeep they're going to need for that butt. Yeah.

Speaker 174 They're also just, who knows if that it is a fad.

Speaker 192 Yeah. We don't know if everybody's going to need an ass that big.

Speaker 221 No.

Speaker 192 For you know, things come and go.

Speaker 133 Right.

Speaker 172 The images of what a person is supposed to look like come and go.

Speaker 233 We remember Kate Moss.

Speaker 144 That could be a thing again. She did not have a bubble butt beyond bubble butts.

Speaker 169 Forget it. And also, I feel like you can tell now.

Speaker 185 I mean, you obviously can tell.

Speaker 205 Yeah. I can't.

Speaker 169 But I think you can't.

Speaker 169 Okay, but I do feel like because that is also the anyway, that's always

Speaker 45 Okay, go on, though, go on, honey, honey.

Speaker 169 I think also because that only leads, that opens the door to more and more.

Speaker 209 Yes,

Speaker 170 and you're so young and beautiful.

Speaker 239 And then the cheeks and everything, like it just becomes a, like a money cipher.

Speaker 169 Like, you save that money, honey.

Speaker 67 Save it. I would agree.

Speaker 228 Save it until you feel like you really need it and you're like fully formed.

Speaker 281 Like, there's, you're still a zygote.

Speaker 102 Oh, my God.

Speaker 121 Yes.

Speaker 149 I use zygote every day.

Speaker 166 I love zygote. I love that word.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Blastula.

Speaker 113 Do you think blastula? I don't.

Speaker 221 But I might have a blastula.

Speaker 81 Isn't it when is it?

Speaker 241 Blastula is like the first separate, the first meiosis.

Speaker 113 When it starts to grow a bit.

Speaker 67 First mitosis. Blastula.

Speaker 146 Blastula is like pre-zygote almost.

Speaker 246 Oh, God. I love it.

Speaker 141 You know, it's fertilized and then blastula, I think.

Speaker 226 Oh, my God.

Speaker 166 We were all blastulas.

Speaker 108 We were all blastulas at one point.

Speaker 250 Did you know this?

Speaker 6 Pre-med in college.

Speaker 219 Oh, my God.

Speaker 233 I did not.

Speaker 239 I have some things I need you to diagnose.

Speaker 201 I thought I had a blastula in my inner vibe.

Speaker 205 Maybe you're going to have to check it out.

Speaker 146 I'll check for any blastulas on you have.

Speaker 45 So, honey, I don't think so.

Speaker 110 Okay, are you observing?

Speaker 141 I have some questions. Are you observing that people under 25 are getting the surgery?

Speaker 67 Yes.

Speaker 151 Really?

Speaker 45 Okay.

Speaker 110 Damn, I'm not paying attention.

Speaker 52 I know.

Speaker 168 Second of all.

Speaker 162 Maybe that's regional, though.

Speaker 45 No, no, no. California.

Speaker 110 Who knows?

Speaker 187 It definitely is. Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 45 I mean, yeah.

Speaker 185 Yeah, I haven't seen it here.

Speaker 13 It literally is upkeep because you got to keep it up.

Speaker 172 You have to keep it up.

Speaker 200 I'm like, do they have like a sling that they wear to keep it up at night?

Speaker 144 What's crazy is it's like a girdle for your ass.

Speaker 40 Now you can do the injections in it too.

Speaker 208 It's like it's the BBL.

Speaker 18 The BBL. What's that?

Speaker 200 Butt lifts.

Speaker 72 Bazillion butt lifts.

Speaker 98 Oh, right.

Speaker 252 Yeah.

Speaker 210 And also, it's like when you're that age, like you still have like a high and tight ass.

Speaker 250 Like you don't need.

Speaker 45 Oh, I know.

Speaker 180 You still have access to the class and staying healthy.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 204 I think there's like a, there's like a weird, like, I don't have to do anything now.

Speaker 87 But then it's like, ooh.

Speaker 107 What's that teaching you? What's like, you know, you're just going to find the shortcut to everything.

Speaker 236 To everything.

Speaker 203 And then you'll go on a Zempic and then it'll just be an ass walking around.

Speaker 177 With sunglasses on.

Speaker 67 Bones and an ass.

Speaker 45 Yeah. An ass and teeth.

Speaker 129 Ass and teeth.

Speaker 106 And you can tell.

Speaker 234 I can because they are an absurd.

Speaker 144 I mean, I think if they're good,

Speaker 209 I wouldn't know.

Speaker 149 But if they're not, it's so absurd.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 180 It's like, it's like Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 221 You know what I mean? You're just like,

Speaker 169 it's like intense.

Speaker 136 If you say anything has like collagen in it, it's like earlier when I said, what it left here, I'm like, well, I have, I need a collagen.

Speaker 45 I'm losing it by the minute.

Speaker 144 But have you seen their like blood one?

Speaker 96 Oh, wait.

Speaker 33 Is that the Bella Hadid one?

Speaker 234 Because now Bella Hadid has one.

Speaker 219 No, this is a special doctor one who literally is like, it's like a heart, you know, blood of a

Speaker 166 You know, like, no,

Speaker 39 bone marrow.

Speaker 129 You got to look it up. And then they

Speaker 114 shake, they like, yeah, make it into a smoothie, and you're like, ooh, yeah, blood, blood, and organs.

Speaker 72 Blood and organs. This must be good.

Speaker 233 Nothing like a blood and organ smoothie on a hot day.

Speaker 45 You know what? I'll try it.

Speaker 177 Just after a long Uber drive.

Speaker 118 And you know, I have to say, speaking of, today's a hot day.

Speaker 122 We all needed some relief.

Speaker 82 We came in.

Speaker 45 Oh, I really did.

Speaker 144 And we all touched,

Speaker 198 we reached Nirvana today.

Speaker 101 Having you here on this show.

Speaker 210 I feel like it.

Speaker 162 The coven was completed today.

Speaker 193 This is a coven right here that I felt like I got to.

Speaker 96 Oh, we're employing everyone.

Speaker 45 Also, look what we're doing. There we go.

Speaker 169 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 239 Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 190 Oh, my diamond ring that's not mine.

Speaker 166 No, is it?

Speaker 169 No, it's got a couple diamonds in it.

Speaker 45 George.

Speaker 221 Oh, thanks.

Speaker 93 What are you doing the rest of the day?

Speaker 131 You're going to the show later?

Speaker 212 I'm going to the show later.

Speaker 103 Yeah, my impression.

Speaker 66 And now I have a little name.

Speaker 45 And then Sardis.

Speaker 177 Yeah. Oh, and I'm doing Seth Meyers.

Speaker 103 Oh,

Speaker 96 that really fun.

Speaker 45 I will. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We love that.

Speaker 169 He's a peach.

Speaker 178 Okay, yeah. I totally will.

Speaker 209 No,

Speaker 155 we love him.

Speaker 91 He's the best in the biz.

Speaker 185 He's a sweetie.

Speaker 187 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 114 And

Speaker 28 you're going there now.

Speaker 110 I'm going to go there now.

Speaker 135 You have to share a car to 30 Rock.

Speaker 107 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry about me.

Speaker 16 I have to go and just hole up in an office just to get on a Zoom.

Speaker 107 It's not that cheap.

Speaker 148 30 Rock stuff.

Speaker 133 Wait, are we in 30 Rock right now?

Speaker 246 I don't know what the fuck is happening.

Speaker 110 No, but we are.

Speaker 221 We're close.

Speaker 103 We're close.

Speaker 246 Who am i who are you you're catherine hahn okay and who you are is the best

Speaker 23 and the star of agatha all along which by the way i'll say again is so much fun congratulations on it because

Speaker 66 that was a great star

Speaker 232 back he's back um but the bar had to be high because everyone loved wanda vision so much and just know that like all the joy and all the like fun and intrigue and suspense and coolness i can't wait i'm gonna go back and watch the because we have four, so I'm going to watch the next two and then be so annoyed when I ruined it for myself because then they don't, the fifth one won't come out.

Speaker 96 It won't come out.

Speaker 171 Oh, yeah, a couple weeks later, but it's worth.

Speaker 120 It feels like an amazing sequel to WandaVision in a way, but yeah, it's still its own.

Speaker 133 It's its own bird completely.

Speaker 190 Yeah.

Speaker 213 But like the S, it's the same writer who's incredible.

Speaker 133 Yeah, Jack Schaefer.

Speaker 45 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 216 She's amazing. That brain.

Speaker 107 It's so clear you're number one on the call sheet and that you've like made this such a special project for everybody.

Speaker 45 No, I'm just saying like

Speaker 21 this is a huge important thing, and thank you so much for being here.

Speaker 137 Are you guys?

Speaker 211 I was so looking forward to this, and it disappointed me.

Speaker 168 That's all right, that's all.

Speaker 122 We wheel you out, we bring him in for the last one minute.

Speaker 45 Well, that sucked.

Speaker 66 No, anyway, I love your fucking fucking sky.

Speaker 243 It's Disney Plus, everybody.

Speaker 123 And we end every episode with a song.

Speaker 154 I guess it's been Agatha all along.

Speaker 169 Ah, you guys. Also, that was beautiful.

Speaker 162 And your voice

Speaker 79 Really? Cut the cameras.

Speaker 79 Thank you, guys.

Speaker 58 Lost Culture East.

Speaker 34 This is the production by Will Fearless Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts.

Speaker 140 Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

Speaker 117 Executive produced by Anna Hasniye and Hans Hani.

Speaker 21 Produced by Becca Ramos.

Speaker 34 Edited and mixed by Doug Babe and Manifa Board.

Speaker 122 And our music is by Henry Kabirski.

Speaker 5 Hey, it's Matt again.

Speaker 85 Just a reminder to get your tickets to the Prince of Christmas tour on sale Friday, September 20th.

Speaker 85 Check out the link in my bio of my Instagram at Matt Rogers though, or head over to MattRogersOfficial.com for tickets.

Speaker 85 Also, if it's September 18th where you are, Wednesday, September 18th, you can go right now to use the pre-sale code RumPumPum to get tickets for artists pre-sale.

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