"An Attack On Leos" (w/ Matt, Bowen & Friends)

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Speaker 54 oh i see my eye oh my bowen look over there wow is that culture yes goodness wow las cultoristas

Speaker 60 ding dong las culturistas calling tell them what you're doing tell them about what you're in process on right now i am chopping up some shallots and garlic for a make-a-head sauce later now can i ask you a question please is this an allison rollman recipe?

Speaker 59 We have been enjoying

Speaker 34 tomato season with Allison.

Speaker 68 End of tomato season with Allison Roman, which is not your favorite food, but one of your favorite girls.

Speaker 70 Oh, no. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 71 Tomato sauce.

Speaker 72 Concentrated tomato flavor.

Speaker 73 Any concentrated tomato flavor I'm into, it's just tomatoes itself.

Speaker 75 And do people agree with me out there in the community?

Speaker 77 You don't like the wetness of tomato.

Speaker 78 I think it is the texture that I don't like.

Speaker 70 Is this a point of contention for us, or do you just fully embrace anything embrace yeah i just think that

Speaker 7 you have to love the whole thing it's not i don't have to do anything okay okay okay

Speaker 84 i just i'm trying to

Speaker 86 manage a house here we're on fire island you kind of are the mom of the house it's okay i love to be that yeah

Speaker 89 And this, this trip especially, I've been very domestic and I've been very administrative.

Speaker 91 Not very, but I've been like

Speaker 87 touch more.

Speaker 92 Oh, hold on. We have.

Speaker 94 Someone's coming in, taking a break from his glute bridges.

Speaker 95 If you think that we can't see you, speak into the mic or we're going to get in trouble. This is Aaron Jackson, everybody.
We're here on

Speaker 92 recording live from the Fire Island Pines. This is live.

Speaker 98 This is live, Air Jackson.

Speaker 85 Wow.

Speaker 55 Live from the Pines.

Speaker 100 What thoughts on culture do you have outside of the culture of glute bridges?

Speaker 101 I was doing glute bridges because I haven't moved my body in six or seven days.

Speaker 78 And what thoughts do I have on culture?

Speaker 102 Yeah. Fat asses are important

Speaker 82 yeah who is the fattest ass in media just kidding you don't have to say that um no we have to know this the fattest oh probably mts megan the mts has the fattest megan the stallion yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that is body by god wouldn't we say i would say frontrunner for title of that body by god i mean we are here in the pines so we're seeing lots of body by gods yes each one teach one teach one well right now we have a gorgeous view you sort of went over there so we could see each other but you don't know what I actually enjoyed this group all week.

Speaker 96 Oh my god, wait, hold on.

Speaker 73 There's another special guest coming in hot.

Speaker 112 It's he wasn't doing blue bridges outside, but it's Josh Sharpe, everybody.

Speaker 113 I'm listening to the album, Is This It by the Strokes outside? And Bowen, you do not talk about the strokes enough.

Speaker 100 I don't talk about the strokes enough.

Speaker 113 You and your listeners need to put respect on the strokes. It's anti-man the way you behave.

Speaker 86 I don't talk about Is This It by the Strokes, but I do talk about This Is It by Michael Jackson,

Speaker 102 who is the strokes of his day.

Speaker 113 To quote Charlene, all is forgiven, Michael.

Speaker 88 All is forgiven.

Speaker 53 Is that a Charlene quote?

Speaker 118 Charlene Incarnate publicly has forgiven Michael Jackson.

Speaker 119 Can we say this has been such a Diet Coke house?

Speaker 82 And Sprite!

Speaker 120 Oh my God.

Speaker 82 It's Sprite Night.

Speaker 55 It's six flags over pine.

Speaker 121 It's Bright Night.

Speaker 122 Oh, they should make us six flags here.

Speaker 123 That'll be good. That'll be good.

Speaker 120 What rides?

Speaker 104 Well, let's not be too ambitious.

Speaker 107 We can't have a big coaster on the island.

Speaker 87 I think one of them should be called.

Speaker 73 yeah i just want to bring us back here because it feels like it's getting out of control i think one of them should be called the daniel nardicchio um patty lapone rider adventure he has to get he has to get all the items for patty lapone's rider oh my gosh that's amazing you know that's like actually the plot of princess tati's bayou dip it's like we have to get all the musicians to play a big show it's like okay cool this is a theme park ride right we're supposed to feel some danger oh i have one yeah yeah yeah heda hunt and you're a rotten kid and Heda Lettis, Heda Lettis is hunting you, and you stay with a gun

Speaker 56 with her barbs.

Speaker 126 Oh my god, which are just as lethal?

Speaker 130 I really don't like this one now that guns came into it.

Speaker 62 I'm sorry,

Speaker 52 we're sorry, but there's danger.

Speaker 112 There certainly is. What are you guys all packing up to do?

Speaker 107 Are you guys gonna go somewhere? I'm just getting some ham and cheese, and then I'm gonna go back outside.

Speaker 116 I was gonna diet coke house, and Josh has been very sort of, I would say,

Speaker 33 Italian in his way.

Speaker 49 he's he's wrapped meat and cheese okay good is that italian yes french you need a house mother to make sauce and you need a house daddy to wrap up meat

Speaker 134 and i'm going to pine pan treat the sandwich okay great bye boys this has been an amazing snapchat snapchat snapchat it's been it's back

Speaker 29 snapchat is back and that's exactly what this is this episode is just a snapchat of what it's like to live in the pines can we do a terminology swap yeah because podcasts doesn't really, it's not a great word, right?

Speaker 135 Podcast is over, you think, as a word?

Speaker 116 Of course, we have to tie the word to the concept.

Speaker 72 The concept of podcasts is eternal.

Speaker 135 Can I be honest with you?

Speaker 139 What's a better name for podcasts?

Speaker 116 That's what I was just going to say.

Speaker 140 This is why I'm like, can podcasts now be called Snapchats?

Speaker 105 I think from now on, yeah.

Speaker 49 I think that the fact is, if anyone was going to be able to sort of swing their big, fat, thick, juicy podcast dicks and make this a real thing, it's us.

Speaker 142 It's us.

Speaker 135 Can we just say our dicks have never been bigger?

Speaker 86 My dick is

Speaker 87 not a drop of saline.

Speaker 89 I'm huge.

Speaker 53 I'm ready to swing it like Hank Aaron.

Speaker 54 Who's that?

Speaker 71 Famous baseball player.

Speaker 52 Oh.

Speaker 130 Let's try another one.

Speaker 143 I'm ready to swing it like Barry Bonds.

Speaker 144 You know that.

Speaker 10 I don't.

Speaker 92 You don't know Barry Bonds? Who is that?

Speaker 141 He is actually the all-time home run leader and he was a famous San Francisco giant.

Speaker 116 And do these men have huge dicks or big bass?

Speaker 142 I mean, they were just amazing hitters known for hitting home runs, which is the analogy that I'm making.

Speaker 57 What about this one?

Speaker 64 I'll start a little bit easier and then we'll get to the really good, easy one.

Speaker 147 Sammy Sosa.

Speaker 138 I do know Sammy Sosa.

Speaker 129 Baseball has been very, very good to me.

Speaker 148 You,

Speaker 86 I was love-bombed by an ex-baseball player once.

Speaker 128 Holy fucking shit.

Speaker 71 Tell this entire story.

Speaker 59 No, it's not.

Speaker 149 I'm not telling this entire story.

Speaker 130 You were loved by him by a former baseball player.

Speaker 116 He came to this theory house, actually.

Speaker 139 Oh, actually, I remember him.

Speaker 138 But he's a former college, I think he was like, I forget what division, but he was like

Speaker 62 baseball boy while he was in the closet.

Speaker 149 And like, you go back and look at his old baseball pictures, and you're like, oh, one thing we share is we both saw each other's love bombers coming from a mile away, but didn't see it ourselves.

Speaker 116 What does that say about us?

Speaker 73 Blinded by love.

Speaker 99 But no, blinded by love, title of that.

Speaker 45 Blinded by love, but I'm saying what the friendships, like accountability check.

Speaker 88 If this ever, if we ever get love bombed again.

Speaker 79 Oh, no.

Speaker 105 I'm first of all, you know, I was on the front lines being like, hey, no.

Speaker 151 No, I know.

Speaker 109 Although he did charm me like that.

Speaker 92 For a second.

Speaker 106 For a second.

Speaker 83 But

Speaker 110 this man took me by my arm and took me for a turn about the room like i was elizabeth like you were charlotte

Speaker 90 yeah it was elizabeth and then it's charlotte um what's her face in in the book anyway aaron's leaving

Speaker 129 is it that you really want to get to the sandwiches or is it that you're just over over us i've never been over you

Speaker 138 and i never will be you know before he said

Speaker 155 we will talk about julius dazzle don't you worry let's chat about julius dazzle here can i and remember i've been wanting content with julius dazzle so we maybe this is where it starts.

Speaker 159 So Matt came a few days after the rest of us, but we discovered this bottle of rosé in the fridge.

Speaker 89 One of the most gorgeous form factors in all of glass making, glass blowing history.

Speaker 53 I can't believe this.

Speaker 125 Everyone Google Julia's dazzle.

Speaker 90 Julia apostrophe S dazzle, the word dazzle, and you will come across the most, there must be some golden ratio thing going on here.

Speaker 66 It's just so pretty.

Speaker 72 And you know, you know, it's not, we're not, it's not just us.

Speaker 88 I posted this to stories.

Speaker 124 Miss Ego King Wodem herself goes, that is a gorgeous bottle.

Speaker 128 I say,

Speaker 130 it's really getting around.

Speaker 145 Can I say something?

Speaker 153 And this is going to really hurt some people's feelings.

Speaker 146 Lisa Vanderbum could never.

Speaker 130 Any like

Speaker 116 much love to Lisa.

Speaker 158 We love LVP.

Speaker 107 No, but like there's something about this bottle of Julia's Dazzle Rose, 2020, we should say.

Speaker 106 Not a bad wine.

Speaker 100 This is the part where you hold up the bottle of wine and you say great year.

Speaker 156 But here's the thing about 2020.

Speaker 153 I'm never holding anything up with the year 2020 on it and saying great year.

Speaker 68 2020 can't have that.

Speaker 138 This is the only good thing to come out of that year.

Speaker 79 It's ruler culture number eight.

Speaker 126 2020 was not a great year.

Speaker 62 It was not a great year.

Speaker 72 No, no, Matt, come in.

Speaker 120 Matt, Matt, Matt.

Speaker 59 Too late. Come in.
Come in. Oh, my God.

Speaker 99 Oh, my gosh. I guess this would be your podcast debut.

Speaker 116 Is this Whitaker's podcast debut?

Speaker 5 Do you want to say hello to everybody?

Speaker 50 I think the only other time I've a little bit appeared on the podcast was also

Speaker 133 coming back from a cancer.

Speaker 127 Beautiful. And that's how you prefer it.

Speaker 61 You prefer the space.

Speaker 85 What are you looking at what are you looking at over there

Speaker 130 when new york times wire cutter sent grilling challenge week four well we're letting everyone know about julius dazzle and we're letting everyone know about the beauty of julius dazzle and we actually just said this is a 2020 wine and it may be the only good thing to come out of 2020 because you know how you're supposed to hold up a wine bottle and say great year great so hard to do with 2020 hard hard to do and anyway hard to do with 1968 oh my gosh to say nothing of 1969.

Speaker 89 well the moon landing was was big i guess that was a pretty good year.

Speaker 55 Okay, well, we love it. I don't think any of the 1990s.

Speaker 136 Okay, but he'll be in and out.

Speaker 138 Whitaker's going to be in and out.

Speaker 89 You know, Whitaker is, I think he's in the next room, but I would say he is, he's one of the kings.

Speaker 164 Well, you know, he actually made it onto my Instagram story yesterday.

Speaker 80 And it was a little bit stupid.

Speaker 132 People always get thrilled when they go, who is that man?

Speaker 67 And I say, don't even bother.

Speaker 80 Yeah, don't even bother.

Speaker 107 He's wifed up, honey.

Speaker 71 Honey.

Speaker 56 Well,

Speaker 126 let's talk about the big.

Speaker 165 Wait, can you get me a Diet Coke?

Speaker 132 No, there's Diet Cooks behind you.

Speaker 126 Oh, never mind, honey.

Speaker 155 There's Diet Cooks behind you. Oh, don't worry.

Speaker 132 Don't worry. Don't worry.
Yeah.

Speaker 166 Thank you, though. I know you would have done it.

Speaker 115 So it's been a Diet Coke household.

Speaker 77 It's been a Sprite household. Now, I always say,

Speaker 59 I'm good.

Speaker 151 I always say that Sprite, what people think ginger ale does to your stomach on planes or, you know, on the ground, they're actually thinking about Sprite.

Speaker 66 It's the same thing that when people are like, I love, I want to read a Joan Didian book that I haven't read before.

Speaker 86 I go, no, no, you're actually thinking of an Eve Babbitts book that you've never read before or that you've already read.

Speaker 10 Open it.

Speaker 120 Oh

Speaker 55 my God.

Speaker 114 Not a better sound in the world.

Speaker 117 It is the most satisfying thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 70 It's literally more satisfying than when you're with a man and he goes, I'm coming.

Speaker 89 Yeah, I don't care for that.

Speaker 106 I don't care about that at all. I don't care if you come.

Speaker 76 I don't care if you come. Can I say angela closure number 30?

Speaker 56 I don't care if you come.

Speaker 20 But that's actually quite refreshing. Decenter the orgasm.

Speaker 127 You always are saying this.

Speaker 59 Have we not, as sexual beings, been on either side of the like well it's okay you know like i said i don't i don't need anything from anyone i don't need anything from anyone and no one should need anything from me except my positive vibes i wanted to ask you this how many times have you come in this house on this trip you can't that's too personal is it do you want me to answer well bow and let's think about this did i ask the question

Speaker 168 do i ask questions that i don't want answers to don't talk down to me i have come

Speaker 77 twice before i got here before you got here i was like i have the room to myself i was thinking that how many times have you have i been away from the room or have you come in another room can i be honest please i went into the bathroom this morning and i shot i i i i came you shot i i i you shot you you you you you i almost said shot a load it just felt too much sorry you guys know what happens to us when we get into fire island we get a little bit loose a little loose and before you levy accusations of us being dua and always on vacation this is the last vacation this is the last vacation but we've also had a lot we've had work travel

Speaker 138 And it's been, I would say it's been a fruitful summer. Should we reflect on summer? Is this that episode?

Speaker 62 Well, you're literally rolling your eyes with every single word.

Speaker 126 So

Speaker 114 should we?

Speaker 116 It's an important, it's an important thing that we should all do.

Speaker 114 We should all reflect on this season.

Speaker 60 Okay, let's reflect.

Speaker 112 Highs, lows, roses, and thorns of the summer.

Speaker 173 Rose bouquet was culture awards

Speaker 89 and was being in Vancouver for June. I really loved that experience.

Speaker 90 I was just reconnecting with Andrew

Speaker 90 and

Speaker 62 roses as well, spending time with my friends, spending time at home.

Speaker 53 I did not really,

Speaker 140 because of the strikes last year, it felt like it just, the summer wasn't really real.

Speaker 89 We were all just so stressed and the vibe was just bad.

Speaker 147 It was very stressful.

Speaker 72 But it just like went by.

Speaker 62 Like, I did not feel a sense of like relief or like respite, even though the strikes were happening and like we were all just sitting at home.

Speaker 53 Agreed.

Speaker 69 It did not feel good, but this year felt nice.

Speaker 174 What about you?

Speaker 89 Thorn, I'll get to my, I'll get to later.

Speaker 112 I'm going to say my roses are so plentiful.

Speaker 70 I would say my rose.

Speaker 113 oh good we're doing roses and thorns of summer so think about that oh good right well right now i'm going but wait let me come on the track mad as hell now that i've finished the album is this it by the strokes i want to say it's the original short and sweet and you're oh but don't worry we'll get to short

Speaker 113 your army of quite frankly millennial gay men need to understand this and you need to have julian casablancas on the pod yeah you're anti-man the way he said quite frankly millennial gay men like it was like it like truly like a way to like drag us the way he said julian casablancas Block has also made me feel like he likes him more than us.

Speaker 127 How many times have you come in this house this week?

Speaker 69 We've been asking people, great question.

Speaker 160 Keep in mind, he and Aaron have been sharing a bed the entire time.

Speaker 136 One, one, okay, okay, one,

Speaker 161 yeah. Oh my god, one in the bathroom, yeah, one in the bathroom, two in the pink.

Speaker 71 Um, I wait, so should I say my rose of summer?

Speaker 136 Yes, please, please.

Speaker 152 I think my roses of summer honestly were on that same trip.

Speaker 134 Seeing Taylor in Amsterdam with a rose, we both got together, and also specifically swimming in the sea in Sicily was such a rose.

Speaker 127 Even though I famously got stung by a jellyfish there, which I'll just transition into my rose.

Speaker 61 I mean, my thorn.

Speaker 105 I think my thorn was

Speaker 70 pretty much everything that happened that day after I got stung by the jellyfish.

Speaker 149 That was a, that was a rough day.

Speaker 112 It was not good emotionally, physically, spiritually, I'm sure financially.

Speaker 138 You got to swim in the Ionian Sea, which is magical, but then the clown came back to bite. The clown came because you did clownery.

Speaker 45 But you didn't do clownery.

Speaker 134 I actually was doing no clownery and I had this thing.

Speaker 118 Other people were doing clownery and then the, but sometimes when other people do clownery, the clown bites you for some reason.

Speaker 88 I know.

Speaker 10 I know.

Speaker 59 That's what I don't like about the clownery.

Speaker 65 Oh, trust me. There's been so many times in my life where I was doing no clownery, nothing of the sort, and the clown just came out of nowhere, bit me, and then got away with it.

Speaker 55 Okay. I'm sorry.

Speaker 110 Got to float away from this.

Speaker 151 Got to float away.

Speaker 64 Do you have any roses and thorns of summer that you want to share?

Speaker 167 It's Josh Sharp, everybody. Josh Sharp.

Speaker 82 Oh my god, roses and thorns.

Speaker 55 This week has been all

Speaker 90 road.

Speaker 36 This has been a fabulous week.

Speaker 113 Sky Agape, Julia's dazzling.

Speaker 55 What's my rose?

Speaker 113 Actually, Graham Avenue Quinceanera was one of my roses.

Speaker 45 Josh Sharp.

Speaker 100 The Graham Avenue Quinsanyara.

Speaker 113 Josh, a couple weeks ago, I was my 15-year anniversary of moving to New York City. And I've only lived off the same subway stop.
Graham Avenue.

Speaker 83 Congratulations, Quince.

Speaker 55 We have to have a Graham Avenue Quinceaniera.

Speaker 113 so we popped around to a bunch of spots and then can you tell everybody what the game was like everyone everyone who arrived was assigned famous williamsburg celebrities and they had they had to wear their headshot and their description that josh had written for them on their

Speaker 122 famous celebrities that were people like joy behar

Speaker 119 is she a famous williamsburg celebrity

Speaker 151 she was born there joy behar it informs a lot of her work you julio Julio a lot of mob people I found a lot of mob people I think like um some some painter I was a painter I was um someone.

Speaker 55 That was a rose. That was a rose.
I don't have a thorn off the top of my head.

Speaker 45 Yeah, that's good. You've had a nice summer.

Speaker 55 Had a nice summer.

Speaker 131 Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 70 I'm happy that you had no thorns.

Speaker 55 That's a fucking nice one, but I don't have it right now.

Speaker 82 I don't live in thorns.

Speaker 56 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 152 You live in the light.

Speaker 113 Yeah, I live in the light of Christ.

Speaker 113 I'm about to shower. Do not describe the way my naked body looks to your listeners.

Speaker 123 Okay. All right, I won't do it.

Speaker 38 Two questions. What are you doing right now?

Speaker 40 And why aren't you on a Virgin Voyages Caribbean cruise?

Speaker 169 Well, obviously, you were listening to us. Smart use of your time.

Speaker 7 True.

Speaker 40 But you could also be on a Virgin Voyages Caribbean cruise at the same time.

Speaker 76 That's just brilliant time management.

Speaker 177 Very true.

Speaker 9 This gives me an idea.

Speaker 157 Let's do a quick cruise quiz. Ready?

Speaker 24 First, cruise dining.

Speaker 178 Do you prefer a buffet or a curated dining experience with access to 20 distinct restaurants?

Speaker 15 Curated dining.

Speaker 111 Next. Okay, good choice.

Speaker 157 That's what Virgin Voyages offers.

Speaker 33 Second question.

Speaker 35 Would you rather have have an overstuffed itinerary or the freedom to explore stunning?

Speaker 181 Oh, I want the freedom to explore stunning Caribbean destinations.

Speaker 182 Again, I think I see where this quiz is going.

Speaker 183 Virgin Voyages is amazing.

Speaker 184 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 23 The cruises are kid-free.

Speaker 32 From sunrise yoga to late-night cocktails, every moment is made for grown-up fun.

Speaker 18 Nothing against kids.

Speaker 15 Kids are awesome, but sometimes it's nice to be kid-free.

Speaker 21 And there's so much included value, over $1,000.

Speaker 3 Right, over $1,000 of awesomeness all included.

Speaker 135 Wi-Fi, soda, top-tier entertainment, over 20 restaurants, and even group fitness classes.

Speaker 186 No hidden fees, no surprise charges.

Speaker 31 Virgin Voyages gives you the kind of luxury you actually deserve.

Speaker 187 And you know what?

Speaker 51 I deserve luxury.

Speaker 188 You do, and me too.

Speaker 33 Yes, there's always something happening on board.

Speaker 25 From wellness-focused sailings to epic holiday voyages, live music, DJs, themed parties, and more.

Speaker 47 Boredom doesn't board the ship.

Speaker 189 And there are so many amazing stops.

Speaker 29 You leave from Miami and sail to places like Grand Cayman, Jamaica, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 191 Virgin even has their own private beach club in Bibini.

Speaker 108 And they're adding stops in 2025 and 2026.

Speaker 35 Yeah, like Aruba, St.

Speaker 67 Lucia, and Curaçao.

Speaker 76 But it's not all go, go, go.

Speaker 66 Right, you can totally go into relaxation mode too.

Speaker 33 Your cabin is a full-on sanctuary.

Speaker 22 Private terrace, ocean views, and their signature red hammock just waiting for you to swing.

Speaker 29 Oh, and did I mention Virgin Voyages is launching a new ship, the Brilliant Lady?

Speaker 131 Brilliant name, by the way.

Speaker 193 She's bigger, bolder, and packed with even more Virgin Wow Factor.

Speaker 25 Book now at virginvoyages.com or contact your travel advisor.

Speaker 108 That's virginvoyages.com.

Speaker 195 Okay, so you know how the world is a chaotic, swirling ball of total stress right now?

Speaker 19 Well, we have a new Hulu show from Ryan Murphy that will give you the much-needed break from reality.

Speaker 7 And whether you know it or not, you are already completely obsessed.

Speaker 194 It's called All's Fair, and Ms.

Speaker 39 Kardashian plays Allura Grant, the most in-demand divorce attorney in Los Angeles.

Speaker 197 Get it? It's All's Fair, as in All's Fair in Love and War, and she's a divorce attorney.

Speaker 171 Love it.

Speaker 198 Now let's talk ensemble because Allura does not go it alone.

Speaker 40 She breaks off from a crusty male-dominated law firm to start her own legal coven with some absolute forces of nature.

Speaker 18 Naomi Watts, Nisi Nash Betts, Tiana Taylor, and Glenn Close.

Speaker 165 Yeah, hello, Glenn Close.

Speaker 30 And of course, you need a villain, so say hello to Sarah Paulson as the nemesis.

Speaker 204 And these ladies are brilliant, complicated, fearless, and when they all come together, nothing can stop them.

Speaker 202 I'm talking about the lawyers on the show and the actresses playing them, by the way.

Speaker 206 But hey, if you're thinking this will be all courtroom drama and no drama drama, relax.

Speaker 207 Allura, that's Kim's character, has plenty of twists and turns in her personal life.

Speaker 193 Her professional life crashes into her personal one, and uh-oh.

Speaker 180 So, how does this super lawyer fix her own mess?

Speaker 194 With a little help from her besties, of course.

Speaker 18 So, this series has it all: scandalous secrets, high-stakes courtroom drama, more shifting alliances than Kim's other shows, some OMG twists, and friendships that rise above it all.

Speaker 166 And of course, everything is gonna look amazing.

Speaker 208 It's got some unapologetic glam, a work-hard, play-harder lifestyle.

Speaker 12 Every scene just sparkles.

Speaker 166 Everybody makes compromises in their lives.

Speaker 1 Lame men, underpaying jobs.

Speaker 191 Well, stop.

Speaker 38 Just stop.

Speaker 205 And never settle for anything less than fabulous when it comes to your next streaming obsession.

Speaker 11 All's fair, now streaming on Hulu, and on Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.

Speaker 54 Terms apply, drama guaranteed.

Speaker 201 There's pressure systems moving in Bo in the form of cuffing season.

Speaker 199 Potential heavy clouds of nostalgia around the necks, windstorms from a current situationship, and light drivels of you up, techs, are incoming.

Speaker 81 It's the chill in the air that brings about this behavior.

Speaker 8 In the midst of cuffing season, there's one place where the microclimate is clear communication, radical honesty, and open-mindedness, and that's Field.

Speaker 199 It's a connections app that asks you to show up and articulate your desires as clearly as you understand them now.

Speaker 212 And if you don't understand them, say that.

Speaker 214 The Field community is made up of so many different kinds of people, ranging in experience, interests, and desires.

Speaker 9 Here you can have the space to change, to be honest, and to always be curious.

Speaker 57 Wondering what that looks like?

Speaker 205 Here's a snapshot of Field.

Speaker 3 There's no fast swipe culture.

Speaker 193 Sometimes attraction takes time.

Speaker 199 Here, you don't have to make a split decision in order to see another person.

Speaker 212 Skip profiles, go back, and take the time you need to decide if you really like someone.

Speaker 20 You can expand your curiosity.

Speaker 8 There are over 20 sexuality and gender identities listed on Field.

Speaker 42 In this space, you can explore who you are, Sans judgment.

Speaker 189 And there's no pretending.

Speaker 202 There's no need to write your profile like a job application and pretend to be what someone else wants.

Speaker 186 Within the field community, the cultural norm is to be radically honest, it helps you find exactly what you're seeking.

Speaker 215 That's F-E-E-L-D.

Speaker 32 Download Field on the App Store or Google Play.

Speaker 131 Should we get into Short and Suite?

Speaker 32 To have Josh Sharp transition this to Short and Suite is so remarkable.

Speaker 62 Really major.

Speaker 127 I don't know what this was.

Speaker 126 Producer Josh, but he's producer Josh.

Speaker 112 I mean, he was out there listening to the strokes, and then he said it was the original short suite.

Speaker 124 We've had sort of a heterosexual cis male energy as well, because before you got here, it was the 30th anniversary of Grace by Jeff Buckley, and we listened to that the whole way through.

Speaker 55 Yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 77 Actually, delightful poolside.

Speaker 103 Sure.

Speaker 62 Shut up.

Speaker 57 No, I'm not going to shut up.

Speaker 50 Fuck you.

Speaker 62 Fuck you back.

Speaker 87 Let me be a straight guy for once.

Speaker 127 Okay, I'll love to see you try.

Speaker 61 Go ahead.

Speaker 72 No, I'm not

Speaker 72 an affect.

Speaker 138 And then we watched 20 minutes of Connor O'Malley content today.

Speaker 115 We watched his new short film, Corey's, which you should all check out as insane, starring Friend of the Pod, Legend of the Pod.

Speaker 119 Donnelly put some

Speaker 55 the only put some respect put some respect on Annie Donnelly's name immediately did she win culture no pat no pat pat regan won culture

Speaker 128 but she spiritually won culture she's spiritually she's spiritually only if you were at if you're at if you were at culture years ago you are a winner if you were at culture at villain

Speaker 151 i want to say like 2017 2018 it had to be 2018.

Speaker 138 Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 90 Reach out and you will win a special prize, which is us telling you that we love you.

Speaker 70 If you were at villain and you reach out to us and you let us know, we will list your name at the end credits of next episode.

Speaker 77 We will visually list your name in the next episode.

Speaker 53 Yes. We'll read the names.
We will read the names.

Speaker 71 We're in dispute on what's going to happen.

Speaker 134 Let's talk about the album of the year.

Speaker 73 We really are ultimately such gay guys, huh?

Speaker 80 Because you know what I realized?

Speaker 106 This is going to be the, I think, fifth time I get on this podcast and you're no better.

Speaker 151 No.

Speaker 85 And basically say, this is the album of the year because I genuinely believe it.

Speaker 88 Well, so far, what have we said this about?

Speaker 151 We've said this about eternal sunshine, eternal sunshine, cowboy carter, Billy, heavy hard and soft, hard and soft.

Speaker 100 I'm sure at some point we said it about Chappellarone. In fact, we called it the album of the year.

Speaker 162 We actually won album of the year for two years, and so now we're saying it again.

Speaker 192 So, five, but there was one before that, I want to say.

Speaker 100 We never said tortured poets was the album of the year, we just said we love tortured poets.

Speaker 132 Um, but

Speaker 45 and Brad, of course, oh, Jesus, Brad.

Speaker 127 Um, and then Duo, we said it was it was up there, yes.

Speaker 138 And I think Short and Sweet is

Speaker 138 pound for pound, my favorite album.

Speaker 5 It is so good.

Speaker 161 It is so good. And I know that no one can argue.

Speaker 128 From the first seconds to the last seconds, brand new, clever, funny, point of view, underrated vocalist.

Speaker 106 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 217 Try and do one of these riffs.

Speaker 138 I'm with it the whole time.

Speaker 89 I'm never bored on this album.

Speaker 53 Not a second.

Speaker 59 Not that I was born on the others, but there's just something so

Speaker 89 she really lightly tugs at your attention for the 36 minutes, short and sweet.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 72 And just, and we're saying like thematically, obviously, too.

Speaker 90 Like the title is, it touches on this general thread of like a short ephemeral relationship that sticks with you.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 64 She said, like, it's about how the short relationships are ultimately the ones that fuck you up the hardest, which don't we know?

Speaker 151 Can confirm.

Speaker 166 Honestly, like, yeah.

Speaker 134 And I think that I thought it was just like a cute little title based on her own stature, her own very demure.

Speaker 104 Very demure, very mindful, very considerate stature.

Speaker 15 Check that out on TikTok.

Speaker 65 If you open TikTok, you're going to get a very demure result.

Speaker 77 If you know you know.

Speaker 70 But yeah, no, and then to hear about that, it's about like the brevity of relationships and how frustrating that can be when you allow yourself to really commit to that emotionally.

Speaker 164 I absolutely loved it.

Speaker 104 What's your top track?

Speaker 78 I, and it's okay to say the basic thing.

Speaker 69 I think oh i know i'm not even worried about that i

Speaker 124 what i've been doing lately and keep in mind this album has only been out for four days as of this recording but um wow it feels that feels crazy it feels like it's been with us eternally matt whitaker said this but i have been doing the thing of keeping the album on repeat of course but doing don't smile into taste i see because don't smile is actually phenomenal closer i love it just go and just listen just listen to that song it's just a perfect it's literally a perfect throwback to we were saying the other day

Speaker 153 that Taste was giving a little bit of Shania Twain and I mentioned the divinyls.

Speaker 70 I touched myself.

Speaker 46 And I gasped when you told me this.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 64 Shout out to Talia Crane, who I was having the conversation with Todd about. And she pointed that out.

Speaker 70 I was like, oh my God, that is it.

Speaker 60 Think about

Speaker 82 you'll just tend to taste me. Yeah.

Speaker 162 Yeah.

Speaker 57 It's living in the same world.

Speaker 100 So when you do that sometimes, I feel like it's a little bit of a levy of a rip.

Speaker 216 Not a reading.

Speaker 171 I'm not saying you're reading, but I'm just saying.

Speaker 160 It's just that like pop songwriting like tends to like

Speaker 55 overlap with other pop songs.

Speaker 53 Yeah, and I think it's great.

Speaker 128 What I'm saying is the divinal should sue this woman.

Speaker 91 Oh my god.

Speaker 71 Based on what Bo and Yang just did.

Speaker 146 No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 65 But yeah, no, taste is insane.

Speaker 80 It is an insane song.

Speaker 134 And what I was saying is it's a perfect throwback, pretty much song to song of the late 90s for me.

Speaker 95 Like it's giving you a little bit of late 90s shania.

Speaker 130 It's certainly giving you like...

Speaker 86 Are you talking about that song specifically?

Speaker 134 Yeah, it's also giving you like throwback to like country moment.

Speaker 124 I was saying remarkably, coincidence is a Ladies of the Canyon Tanga Joni Mitchell classic sounding.

Speaker 55 Yeah. Tagging myself, coincidence.

Speaker 97 Tagging myself, coincidence.

Speaker 89 Whitaker tagged in and said coincidence is his favorite.

Speaker 104 That doesn't surprise me at all.

Speaker 49 Freezy, beautiful, Laurel Canyon.

Speaker 104 And about Sean and Camilla, which is one of your top issues.

Speaker 55 Well, Matt Whitaker. He's a very campaign classic.

Speaker 126 Yeah,

Speaker 130 he actually is running and he's running on getting Sean and Camila back together for once and for all.

Speaker 52 You'll be hearing about it on the rebuttal album, Tall and Test. Tall and Testies.

Speaker 61 Really good.

Speaker 125 Testies.

Speaker 63 Damn.

Speaker 55 Well,

Speaker 132 I think there's not much else to say, is there?

Speaker 59 What? No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 63 This is a podcast about popularity.

Speaker 36 I'm trying to transition out of our little guest drop-ins.

Speaker 71 Okay, nothing more to say from him.

Speaker 99 Well, yeah, so I love taste.

Speaker 153 Absolutely think please, please, please, and espresso sing on the album.

Speaker 57 They sound great.

Speaker 14 And I think my favorite song is Sharpest Tool.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 53 That tracks.

Speaker 75 Now, come on.

Speaker 75 Josh, you can always contribute.

Speaker 113 I would say, ultimately, Someday is a banger. Last night I know was the single, but it still holds up.

Speaker 82 You're in love with

Speaker 82 me.

Speaker 113 Loser Julian does with his vocal stylings on the original Shortest Sweet. Is this it?

Speaker 126 You know what's crazy?

Speaker 132 Which songs are about Sean Mendez on?

Speaker 208 Yeah, and which ones are about Sean and Kami?

Speaker 172 Barely legal.

Speaker 55 Oh, God.

Speaker 106 Oh, God.

Speaker 90 Barely legal.

Speaker 71 It's crazy the sort of sexual power that Sean Mendes has over these women.

Speaker 59 Ironic in a way.

Speaker 65 No? Well, okay. So Sean Mendes also has

Speaker 70 a new album out. And I was watching the video and it actively made me mad.

Speaker 91 And whatever.

Speaker 142 And him being shirtless and playing his guitar in the woods and being like,

Speaker 134 and I'm just like, God, you really are just like, I don't know.

Speaker 58 I don't trust him.

Speaker 69 You can move to the woods and be shirtless and play the guitar and put on an album the thing that pushes it over the edge for me is like and this is not saying that like religion is bad it's just that like you can't find god it's that's too much going on at once you gotta like give it to us in little pieces you do the christianity album later here's what i'd say i agree with you 100

Speaker 56 sean leave these girls alone

Speaker 134 like just leave these girls alone like if just please hey hey men leave people alone if you know you're you're a fucking loser, just leave them alone.

Speaker 134 Like, if you know you're going to bail on them later,

Speaker 134 like, if you know, if you know you're going to be too sensitive for life later, just leave people alone. Just go be annoying yourself.

Speaker 75 Go to the woods yourself without the cameras.

Speaker 153 I don't know. He annoys me, man.

Speaker 67 You said something that really resonated with me the other day.

Speaker 22 You're like, I'm finding my husband.

Speaker 34 I'm finding my husband. I think I'm in husband mode too now.

Speaker 16 Officially, I'm in husband mode.

Speaker 90 I'm not literally no longer fucking around.

Speaker 75 Well, because if it's not your husband, then it's 16 million Sean Mendez's

Speaker 134 who are like giving you the fuckboy energy, bring the cameras out to the woods to film me shirtless playing guitar, and then oh no, I have to totally bail on you.

Speaker 86 It's like, guys, get it fucking together.

Speaker 134 I'm not, I'm not saying that like I don't have empathy for people, but I'm just saying stop stringing these girls along, stop stringing these people along.

Speaker 14 We understand that you just want attention, govern your ass and your emotion.

Speaker 170 You know who you are, just relax, stop with the attention seeking.

Speaker 168 Period. Is what I'm saying cogent or am I on fire Island cracked.

Speaker 34 No, I think maybe it's a mix of both.

Speaker 59 Matt Rogers does what?

Speaker 119 I was just going to say, you know who made me think about this?

Speaker 75 Ben Affleck.

Speaker 172 Leave her alone.

Speaker 190 Leave her alone. I can't stand him.

Speaker 219 I know.

Speaker 16 I know. Poor Jen.

Speaker 74 So all she did was like be.

Speaker 54 She spent $30 million on a movie about the shoot.

Speaker 130 Listen to me.

Speaker 152 She is a lunatic, but guess what?

Speaker 55 She's not harmful to society.

Speaker 70 No, she's a lunatic who is obsessed with love and a love addict and a romance addict and like, you know, all those different things.

Speaker 108 And he just keeps coming back because he can't get his shit together.

Speaker 181 And Sean Mendez, if you're not careful, that's going to be you in 20 years.

Speaker 6 I'm just saying.

Speaker 105 Was that a read on Ben Affleck's Age?

Speaker 221 It's just these guys who like can't help but string these girls along.

Speaker 139 These, these emotional, artistic girls who buy into it and believe it when people come to them and say, I'm giving you everything.

Speaker 221 And then they take it all away. These guys are jerks and they're gay too.

Speaker 14 And they're running around here.

Speaker 7 Oh, no.

Speaker 217 And you know them.

Speaker 219 You might be them.

Speaker 177 Turn it off.

Speaker 95 Turn it off.

Speaker 134 If this is you, turn this off.

Speaker 121 If you're this guy, turn this podcast off right now.

Speaker 61 This is for water signs.

Speaker 90 I think there's some water sign fuck boys.

Speaker 107 Let me look up their sign.

Speaker 130 Ben Affleck, astrologicals.

Speaker 222 I'm sorry, Sabrina.

Speaker 119 This was supposed to be about you today, but what happened was you got fucked up by Sean Mendez, and now we're talking about this type of guy.

Speaker 95 So think about that.

Speaker 90 We need to bring Tranny Nicholas on the podcast.

Speaker 95 Oh, talk about it.

Speaker 130 He's a Leo, Ben Affleck.

Speaker 93 Color me unsurprised.

Speaker 53 Tracks.

Speaker 156 Oh, oh my god now what is sean mendez

Speaker 70 it's already a thing a leo son oh my god you leo both leos this is so funny this is crazy how do you feel we're in virgo season now how do you feel about virgo season what i feel about virgo season is i'm gonna say my famous line i'm supposed to marry one of you and let me tell you something you i know virgos love to be right if you have an instinct about me you are right come get it i'm ready wow oh so this is really good this is a really good way to draw them in is for you to be like you want to be yourself your Virgo self?

Speaker 59 Come find me so you can be type A about my ass. Listen to me.

Speaker 135 Just be nice.

Speaker 122 Just be nice and supportive. You can be right all the time.

Speaker 23 Who is Scorpio romantically?

Speaker 70 Scorpio romantically compatible.

Speaker 112 It's just so funny that Sean Mendez and Ben Affleck are both Leos, and those are the examples I was using because they can't fucking help it.

Speaker 162 They can't fucking help driving these women crazy.

Speaker 154 Okay.

Speaker 4 Earth signs.

Speaker 122 Send a soft hay.

Speaker 73 Like Sabrina says in the song, you send a soft hay on a Tuesday.

Speaker 172 I hate the soft hay.

Speaker 131 Yeah, just like, hey, like, I'm back.

Speaker 85 Get out of here.

Speaker 61 What?

Speaker 84 I hate, hey, get into it.

Speaker 87 Launch into your

Speaker 63 Boen Yang has expressed this before. He hates to just be texted one word like, hey.

Speaker 217 Like, hey, you want to know what the reason is.

Speaker 138 Why are you wasting time?

Speaker 177 Hi. Hi.

Speaker 116 The only thing the other eyes, the other person can say back is, hi.

Speaker 160 And we're wasting time here.

Speaker 128 Hi, hey, I think I always text you with a purpose.

Speaker 95 Oh, no, actually, but I don't have to,

Speaker 59 you don't have to, and I don't mind it from you.

Speaker 79 I would never just say hey to you, though.

Speaker 129 I would say, like, hey, girl, or hey, queena.

Speaker 78 Sometimes

Speaker 138 at work, though, I'll get a text, and it'll be like someone being like, hey, I'll be like, what?

Speaker 78 Like, the show's on Saturday. Like, what, tell me?

Speaker 167 Yeah. What do you need for me? What's up?

Speaker 103 What's up?

Speaker 61 I will be, I'll be there.

Speaker 138 I'm not difficult. I promise.
Anyway, I feel like I identify with not being difficult to such an extent that that must mean that I am.

Speaker 153 Can I be really honest with you?

Speaker 109 I wouldn't describe you as the least difficult person.

Speaker 78 I'm not the least.

Speaker 90 I'm a little bit difficult.

Speaker 70 I think you can be difficult, but I wouldn't describe you as difficult, but I would say you have the aptitude for being difficult.

Speaker 90 And I would say flatteringly the same to you.

Speaker 65 Is that about you?

Speaker 79 When do you consider me to be the most difficult?

Speaker 68 I honestly don't know what the context would be.

Speaker 90 I think you,

Speaker 62 when you know something, you you are very good at conceptualizing what you need and you communicate that.

Speaker 149 And when it's not given to you, then you will vocalize that in a way that I find so respectful.

Speaker 71 I understand that.

Speaker 53 What about me? What about me?

Speaker 76 Difficult.

Speaker 153 Maybe sometimes communication.

Speaker 144 Maybe sometimes like getting responses from you or locking you down.

Speaker 149 I'm very bad at tech.

Speaker 116 It's not. And see, that's not difficulty, although maybe it is.

Speaker 77 Sure. It registers as a difficulty to the other person.

Speaker 160 I'm just something happened in the last three, four years.

Speaker 16 I got so bad at emails.

Speaker 138 I got so bad at texts.

Speaker 138 I am not chiming into the group chat as much as I would like to.

Speaker 140 Yeah, something happened.

Speaker 131 I never feel like I can't get a hold of you, though.

Speaker 71 So, so maybe that's, I don't, I wouldn't say it's an issue.

Speaker 141 I would say the both of us are not issues, not us water signs.

Speaker 112 We're not these Leos, not these famous Leos out here, like absolutely running the show.

Speaker 114 If you're a Leo listening to this, congrats.

Speaker 125 Congrats on the scorched earth that you will lay in your wake for the rest of your lives, unless you self-examine.

Speaker 70 See, see, this is so funny.

Speaker 129 Sean Mendes was born on, and we didn't mean this to be a Sean Mendes drag fest, but the fact is, it is what it is.

Speaker 144 He was born on August 8th, 1998.

Speaker 80 He's a fiery Leo son with a rebellious Aquarius moon.

Speaker 129 This is literally the biggest red flag ever.

Speaker 130 This opposition reveals that our man was born in a full moon and wants the lion's share of attention and affection.

Speaker 112 He will suck you dry.

Speaker 130 He will suck you dry.

Speaker 104 And that's what's happening here with Camila and Sabrina.

Speaker 91 By the way, CXOXO and short and sweet, both, a lot of them are about Sean Mendez.

Speaker 121 And that feels like, girls, we can do better.

Speaker 82 Ladies,

Speaker 109 let's get our short asses up and out there in the world where there's billions of other men.

Speaker 130 Many of them aren't even Leos.

Speaker 90 I have to say, it's helpful to be in a place like Fire Island as a gay man and be like, wow, there are just so many.

Speaker 138 And that's both like reassuring and also like

Speaker 151 neutralizing.

Speaker 149 And you can sort of come at it in a Worshipped test way of like, this can mean whatever I want it to mean.

Speaker 89 And I don't know why I'm relating this back to Sean Mendez.

Speaker 87 I mean, we were, funnily enough, the day that the

Speaker 90 It's Giving Share moment happened, we were shooting.

Speaker 89 It was our rap day at shooting at the Ice Palace, the end of our party scene.

Speaker 154 Well, what else? What else?

Speaker 99 Oh, I guess there's the rest of this album.

Speaker 134 I mean, so Sharpest Tool is my favorite song.

Speaker 119 Okay.

Speaker 98 Love it.

Speaker 164 It is also about that thing of someone giving you so much and like then taking it away.

Speaker 129 What else do I love?

Speaker 65 Oh, Bed Chem.

Speaker 71 Just fun. Bed Chem.

Speaker 223 When you know you're going to absolutely have a lot of fun, jump in somebody's bones.

Speaker 114 Like all the musical influences are very clearly

Speaker 138 drawn and delineated or whatever, but like she just makes it her own. Okay, so between taste and then good graces to me is giving like

Speaker 138 my

Speaker 90 90s like

Speaker 90 R ⁇ B dance, like R ⁇ B and dance like beats.

Speaker 77 Bedcam is very like, has like the Luther Van Dross guitar, I would say.

Speaker 53 Anyway, just excellent all the way.

Speaker 142 Mariah Carey would smile down on this album.

Speaker 59 Smile down?

Speaker 92 I just mean from lie.

Speaker 39 No, I know that. I mean.

Speaker 128 Oh, that also feels like a joke.

Speaker 119 I didn't wasn't making a joke, literally.

Speaker 93 I just meant that she would smile on this album.

Speaker 130 Like she is smiling on this album.

Speaker 110 I don't know why I did that.

Speaker 80 I think it's just I hold her in high regard.

Speaker 96 Of course, no, no, no.

Speaker 100 I'm obviously thinking about Mariah right now because her mother and sister both passed last weekend.

Speaker 70 Very sad.

Speaker 142 If you read her book, you know, those were tough relationships.

Speaker 64 And sometimes those are the ones that are the most difficult to lose. So I really hope she's okay.

Speaker 89 And I didn't mean, I did not mean to make light of that.

Speaker 70 Neither did I.

Speaker 73 What I was trying to say was that Mariah would be, is

Speaker 107 so proud of this album just because of not only like the word play.

Speaker 143 It reminds me of like the lyrics that Mariah would write when she started to have a lot of fun.

Speaker 89 I misadverbed Mariah, but yes.

Speaker 125 is that what you, is that, what do you mean?

Speaker 91 Just like, just like when she kind of like broke out of her like Tommy Mattola moment, like we'll call the earlier years of her career the Afanasiev years.

Speaker 145 Walter Afanasyev was her big producer.

Speaker 153 And then when she stopped working with him, like, and she was having more fun with like her RB sound and getting a little bit more like, you know, goofy and silly in her lyrics and stuff.

Speaker 73 It just, this album reminds me of that.

Speaker 26 Like this, it feels like you're getting to know someone better when you listen to this album.

Speaker 142 And she's obviously been around for a while, Sabrina.

Speaker 153 And we had espresso, and she's got a pretty well-defined public persona at this point, even in the six, seven months she's been like very famous.

Speaker 142 But prior to that, she was kind of known as just the other woman in this Olivia Rodrigo situation, who apparently that kid also is of this, you know, Sean Mendez-Ben Athletic persuasion of, can you please leave these people alone?

Speaker 105 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 130 And then later on, like, I'm kind of

Speaker 34 came out. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 90 It's a very Leo thing to do.

Speaker 132 Anytime, anytime anyone,

Speaker 89 if anyone comes out of the closet in any fashion,

Speaker 124 it's Leo behavior.

Speaker 112 We're not saying we hate Leo's. We're saying that the worst version of Leo's is someone to avoid.

Speaker 139 And you know it's true.

Speaker 127 And the Leo's out there listening.

Speaker 70 And the Aquarius is no, too, especially you Aquarius men, which is why when I look down here and I see Sean Mendez as a Leo with an Aquarius moon.

Speaker 138 The Aquarius moon thing is what kind of like.

Speaker 89 messes up the signal a little bit for Sean.

Speaker 138 It's like he wants to Aquarius be an Aquarius so badly and he thinks that being an Aquarius, that he thinks that the internal Aquarius life is to be shirtless and play the guitar in the woods, but it's like an Aquarian would never do that.

Speaker 57 By the way, I just want to say something about Camilla.

Speaker 136 She's a Pisces.

Speaker 86 And so this is why you love CXOXO.

Speaker 130 See, this is why I need to speak to her is because I'm like, listen to me.

Speaker 119 He will never stop because he knows he can get it from you every single time.

Speaker 100 So you have to be, you have to say CXOXO to this relationship, Queen.

Speaker 51 Okay, so let's just lay this out.

Speaker 90 Between Pisces, Scorpio, and Cancer, between the water signs, Pisces, y'all are the most vulnerable.

Speaker 89 And because cancer and Scorpio, we got our exoskeletons, we got our hard exteriors.

Speaker 85 Yeah, not me.

Speaker 59 A cancer, I will always love a cancer.

Speaker 138 A cancer is just pure light, pure joy, pure sweetness is kind of walking along the beach, being cute.

Speaker 55 Very that.

Speaker 59 Scorpio, we are scary and we can sting you and kill you.

Speaker 222 You're the crab on the beach.

Speaker 59 No, the crab on the beach is cancer.

Speaker 72 So what do you mean?

Speaker 89 You're the scorpion on the. We're the scorpion on the, on the boulder.

Speaker 72 Holy shit.

Speaker 68 So like you've come into our domain.

Speaker 114 A Leo, a lion could crush me, but I, with my stinger,

Speaker 61 could kill you.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 116 Even though I am also sensitive to the body.

Speaker 74 Crab could bite. Scorpion's going to sting.

Speaker 151 Crab can pinch. Yeah.

Speaker 140 Crab can hold your hand, though.

Speaker 138 Isn't that sweet? But a scorpion.

Speaker 115 A scorpion is vulnerable, is delicate, can be easily broken in half, but can sting and kill you.

Speaker 142 Wait, what's your astrological sign josh i'm an aquarius again

Speaker 113 no we love why am i catching sean mendez's strays right now be kind to me now why am i in it now why am i in it

Speaker 169 Well, obviously you were listening to us. Smart use of your time.

Speaker 7 True.

Speaker 76 That's just brilliant time management. management.

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Speaker 124 You know, it is refreshing to be in a household that is housewives agnostic because being on a vacation with you and Jared and Patrick is a very housewives-rich experience, which I love.

Speaker 68 This is also a nice reset to be like, oh, that's right.

Speaker 128 Like, hearing the play, like, the strokes.

Speaker 184 Well, did people spray me with water?

Speaker 120 I didn't mean to.

Speaker 113 I was spilling up the ice.

Speaker 55 We're more in a Jiminy Glick house.

Speaker 159 This is a Jiminy Glick house, and we told the RPKFs we watched Connor O'Malley.

Speaker 132 And

Speaker 133 we did a lot of boy stuff.

Speaker 208 What movie are we going to watch tonight? Before I got here, we watched Alien.

Speaker 89 We watched Alien, which is not a that's not a broy movie.

Speaker 59 That's a pretty gay movie.

Speaker 73 I mean, yeah, I guess, but I'm just saying, like, all the men die first.

Speaker 14 Energetically, though, like, you know, it's a rough and tumble movie.

Speaker 137 Sure.

Speaker 89 And then we are going to watch Step Brothers tonight, which is probably one of the broiest comedies.

Speaker 116 But you don't want to watch Step Brothers?

Speaker 132 Aaron's never seen it.

Speaker 224 Aaron's never seen Step Brothers.

Speaker 116 And it's so like Dick's the musical.

Speaker 23 It's so like.

Speaker 55 Zulander was the other thing.

Speaker 143 See, I mean, my opinion would be: I'd rather watch New Lander.

Speaker 130 And I say that as a proud member of the Big Money Players Network.

Speaker 225 Double Feature.

Speaker 89 Double Fitchaw. So long.

Speaker 55 Not that one.

Speaker 55 Step Brothers.

Speaker 173 He's in Both Will Farrell films.

Speaker 61 I want to watch Zulander.

Speaker 53 We've also been extolling Nathan Lee Graham because my mistake.

Speaker 95 You're a mistake indeed.

Speaker 126 My mistake, Jacob him. But we were,

Speaker 90 I went out with Aaron and Josh last weekend and

Speaker 62 we smoked a little bit of weed.

Speaker 59 You're kidding.

Speaker 90 I know. But then Aaron was reminding me of...

Speaker 138 Because we went to go see Titanique with Nathan Lee Graham as Ruth.

Speaker 90 Oh, as Rose's mother. And

Speaker 90 you never saw Nathan as

Speaker 137 nathan also the great ruths have ruth ruth is always my favorite part of the show yeah it's amazing rogue incredible

Speaker 89 the hardest i've ever laughed um but

Speaker 88 the but nathan lee graham has a moment where he just goes ruth like breaks down he just goes i'm black

Speaker 132 i'm black and it's Everyone's crying in the audience because it's Nathan Lee Graham screaming at the top of his lungs and wearing like a little pussy bow top blouse, screaming, I'm black.

Speaker 136 It was,

Speaker 90 it's true theater or comedy also.

Speaker 91 Do you think that show will go on and on?

Speaker 59 It's here.

Speaker 77 There's nothing I fear.

Speaker 89 And I know that the show will go on.

Speaker 146 Wait, remember the other night at Showtunes when they played My Heart Will Go On, and it was just like everyone.

Speaker 60 Silent.

Speaker 134 Everyone just really allowed it to take its space emotionally, culturally, and sonically in that space, in that hallowed grounds of the pavilion.

Speaker 14 And My Heart Will Go Go On played, and everyone through the

Speaker 162 at the end was just like totally enraptured.

Speaker 153 And

Speaker 93 just

Speaker 143 you don't get more iconic than My Heart Will Go On.

Speaker 116 You just don't. You just don't.
But even in these like shots of Celine

Speaker 151 wearing basically nothing or whatever, just looking so gorgeous.

Speaker 50 It just makes, it reminds you of her famous quote, which is, it's not about the song, it's about the performance.

Speaker 89 She is not thinking about the music and the material necessarily. She is just thinking about how to deliver.

Speaker 174 And that is so apparent.

Speaker 86 She is such, she is one of our big guest singers.

Speaker 65 I mean, she, remember, never forget that one of the nominees for best note ever sung was

Speaker 119 at the very beginning of every night in my dreams, at the very beginning of my horrible go-on.

Speaker 120 Every night in my dreams.

Speaker 122 It's one of the best notes ever sung.

Speaker 55 This is

Speaker 69 Celine Dion is on Iconic 400.

Speaker 136 This is the time to say.

Speaker 94 Wait, didn't we agree?

Speaker 62 Who was number 400?

Speaker 77 Was Blake Clive?

Speaker 49 Number 400 is Blake Clive.

Speaker 48 This is before the It Ends With Us drama.

Speaker 70 By the way, can I say, okay, I don't think I was totally aware of like exactly what was going on with the It Ends With Us drama when we talked about it.

Speaker 151 Me neither.

Speaker 151 We did not know.

Speaker 37 Yeah, I was like very much like, oh, well, Team Blake, duh.

Speaker 128 And then I've since seen like the YouTube clips of her in interviews talking.

Speaker 95 And I'm like, oh, maybe it's not as cut and dry as I thought.

Speaker 128 And now I'm just like wiping my hands of the whole thing being like, well, I hope everyone is happy with their huge hit film.

Speaker 139 It's just why I just, I know press is hard.

Speaker 70 I get it.

Speaker 95 It's very exhausting and stuff.

Speaker 106 It's a lot.

Speaker 92 I just can't imagine being on camera.

Speaker 226 and saying things like she says on camera to some of the people she talks to.

Speaker 168 I'm like, wow, this is crazy. You're not even pretending.

Speaker 10 You're not even pretending to try and be kind to this person.

Speaker 53 Are you talking about them?

Speaker 95 I'm talking about the congratulations.

Speaker 55 Congratulations on your bump. Well, congrats on your bump.

Speaker 115 I was like, oh, this is wild.

Speaker 155 And it really just flew out of her mouth.

Speaker 59 I can't quite tell in that situation, though.

Speaker 124 Like,

Speaker 160 should she have commented on it?

Speaker 59 Maybe not.

Speaker 105 I don't know.

Speaker 92 I mean, like, here's the thing is it's like, and again, like, I don't know, but I would imagine, like, if you're the kind of celebrity who part of your deal is you do announce announce things like, I'm pregnant.

Speaker 109 You do announce things like, we're getting married.

Speaker 37 You do have like a public relationship that you benefit from.

Speaker 134 And also you're out here like, you know, with a lifestyle brand and like selling, you know, beverages and like, you know, your hair stuff and like being like, like, like a front-facing public celebrity.

Speaker 134 If someone says to you, congrats on your bump.

Speaker 104 like you're going to get nasty about it back i don't think so honey quite frankly and i don't use those words until the end of the episode i know it's early for me to say that that, but it just feels like a little bit like, okay, everyone's allowed a bad day, but then there's a lot of bad days on those clips.

Speaker 20 I think this dovetails nicely into a conversation that we as a house have been having.

Speaker 156 Which is what?

Speaker 49 It just, so hello.

Speaker 109 I really envy that you can just go that dick and hole out.

Speaker 114 And

Speaker 114 Aaron has returned from the pantry.

Speaker 89 He's wearing

Speaker 77 a cropped rug rats tank top and

Speaker 68 a speed-off song that shows off his.

Speaker 224 And he's here with some Colbrew concentrate.

Speaker 137 Gorgeous body.

Speaker 115 Glute-bridged body.

Speaker 68 He did glute bridges so he could walk over to the Pines Pantry with nothing on.

Speaker 61 Two band-aids and a cork and a rug rat

Speaker 181 mini t-shirt.

Speaker 134 He doesn't even know who they are.

Speaker 55 We said, could you get Chucky as one of them?

Speaker 120 Yes.

Speaker 55 Okay, he's named them all.

Speaker 131 So you learned it since yesterday.

Speaker 88 Yeah, and look, and Josh is pretty good as big. I think Josh has the fattest ass in Shoba.

Speaker 88 Josh is a gorgeously fat ass.

Speaker 149 The twins do have gorgeous asses.

Speaker 99 Aaron, do you have a comment on the Blake Lively controversy that people want to know?

Speaker 101 That the September issue cover is kind of boring.

Speaker 52 Oh!

Speaker 121 Directed by tell it to Baz Luhrmann.

Speaker 61 Directed it.

Speaker 93 Wait, what do you mean the September issue?

Speaker 103 She's on the cover of

Speaker 94 oh, she's on the cover of Vogue, and we're saying it didn't give.

Speaker 95 Oh, is it here?

Speaker 56 I brought it. Oh, you we have it?

Speaker 131 We have to get it. I have to look at it.

Speaker 82 Somehow get um, I'll go get it.

Speaker 101 I get Vogue to my house by ashes.

Speaker 225 I've never, I've used it since 2024.

Speaker 108 Well, please bring it out because I would love to see this.

Speaker 90 Because you're a media elite.

Speaker 112 And September issue is the issue.

Speaker 138 They made a home documentary about it.

Speaker 129 Yeah. Well, what did they say on the dock?

Speaker 20 That it's a big issue.

Speaker 138 I don't know. I don't really keep up with it.

Speaker 103 Okay, great.

Speaker 49 Like, bye bye.

Speaker 207 Oh, well, to be honest with you, I think this is stunning.

Speaker 101 This thing's going to boring.

Speaker 151 The colors might be...

Speaker 138 Yeah, the colors are not giving September.

Speaker 127 I mean, she does have some iconic hair.

Speaker 133 Of course.

Speaker 70 I have thought that since Histoir of the Traveling Pants. I'm like, oh, she also

Speaker 55 thick.

Speaker 77 How do we feel about, how do we feel about this?

Speaker 78 I don't believe has ever had a stylist.

Speaker 82 Like Clive. Really? Yeah.
Just taste.

Speaker 103 Just taste. And cash.

Speaker 138 Matt is silent.

Speaker 46 I think she could benefit from a stylist.

Speaker 98 Well,

Speaker 95 we all could.

Speaker 125 An objective eye.

Speaker 53 I'm a fan, though. Here's the thing.

Speaker 134 Here's the thing is it's like, I'm a fan of all these people.

Speaker 130 I don't want to turn on the TV and seeing them be nasty to interviewers.

Speaker 55 Like that, that sucks. This doesn't sound nicely.

Speaker 72 We've been talking about Miss Chappell's week where she has really.

Speaker 55 Well,

Speaker 138 Josh and I are obsessed. Josh brought this up.

Speaker 68 It's obsession worthy that she is calling

Speaker 89 anytime she talks about the work, she says the project.

Speaker 53 The project.

Speaker 125 She's like, I'm so proud of like, I love what we do.

Speaker 89 I'm so grateful for getting to do, to work on the project.

Speaker 116 Yeah. But that is such a way of like.

Speaker 87 separating it, obviously, but being like, don't you see?

Speaker 138 I'm going to outline for you why it makes no sense for you to like

Speaker 59 run up to me and like unload all your emotional trauma onto me

Speaker 151 when all I'm doing is like putting work into this long-term project that I've, that I've made.

Speaker 90 And of course, it's going to elicit an emotional response from you because it's music and the way that like

Speaker 158 music is

Speaker 149 arranged and oriented around like worship is kind of weird and fucked up.

Speaker 158 But that is like, that is what she's like trying to rail against.

Speaker 174 And it's hard, but it's hard to change that because it's set and in how it's been set up since whatever.

Speaker 82 Like I think it's 100 years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 139 I think it's like so much simpler than people are making it out to be, which is she's an artist.

Speaker 63 Her job is to put out music.

Speaker 53 She doesn't owe you one second of her time and energy.

Speaker 143 And she's making that really clear.

Speaker 224 And she's letting you know she's not one of these people that's going to be out here pushing her personal brand, like and attaching it to herself and being out there and like really trying to market that she is an artist who refers to what she does on stage as the project, which means it's separate from her.

Speaker 71 It's outside of her.

Speaker 109 And when you come to her and you see her and you invade her space, she's saying that might be okay for other people.

Speaker 174 It is not okay for me.

Speaker 151 And she is

Speaker 167 worst case scenario, she pulls a D'Angelo and she gets so fucking like rattled by this that she's like, I'm moving to the woods.

Speaker 87 I'm never putting out another album again.

Speaker 118 Like don't, don't let it get to that point.

Speaker 26 no the way i feel is like i love her as an artist i love her music her music has like really been like it's already even though it's only been out for a couple years like it's been there for me like it's inspired me i've like really felt my feelings to it and my thing is i just want her to do it for as long as she possibly can however uh however she can do it so if she's giving clear signals like just fucking lay off just enjoy it for what it is because she's a human being yeah and and i think there is like a huge difference between her and like the other people we're talking about who like make their who like you know what i'm saying like they've they've had like the not the training wheels on but they've like had like

Speaker 134 some people love it and some people love it some people love it like i think there's a world where like like i do believe that jennifer lopez calls the properties on herself you know what i mean like i believe that she filed for divorce from ben affleck on like the two-year anniversary of their big wedding because she wants people to think about that she wants a documentary out there about her personal life.

Speaker 143 Not everyone is like that, and I think that is why Chapel feels the need to come out and be like, Listen to me.

Speaker 73 I am not like these people who want this type of attention all the time.

Speaker 94 Like, there's no part of me that thrives off of my personal space being something valuable to you.

Speaker 144 Like, I don't want you thinking about me and my personhood.

Speaker 119 She also said, Don't call me Kaylee.

Speaker 49 It's incredibly invasive.

Speaker 143 Like, and so when someone makes it that clear that they're not up for consumption in that way, just fucking lay off.

Speaker 134 Because guess what?

Speaker 218 There's a lot of people who, who out there who are trying to get something you can fucking thrive on.

Speaker 72 And then there are also people who are like, well, then why is she like doing the VMAs and why is she taking

Speaker 116 because that's the project?

Speaker 53 Yeah, that's the project.

Speaker 116 It's separate from the way these certain people will engage with her, which is, yeah, I think the sort of quote-unquote backlash to it is so interesting because it is a lot of people being like, but what if they're like, what if they're neurodivergent or what if they're like, they have social anxiety or what if they blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 89 It's like, well, they should also just take accountability for what they do to the what they do unto this person it's not like it's like chapel's going up to them and waiting for someone to like

Speaker 151 i'm sorry the the defense of people who are getting up in her face is but what if they're neurodivergent which is honestly great no but it's honestly like part of this thing where it's like well then she shouldn't be taking bigger gigs and also like some people like have social anxiety well it's like well then well no that's people who feel entitled having that's what she's that's what she's yes and she even says she's like and if this makes you feel a certain way or if this makes you feel angry, if this makes you feel like something's being taken from you, that's not my problem.

Speaker 224 And you need to assess it. Yes.

Speaker 201 Which is important.

Speaker 138 Anyway, the VMA's performance is going to be fucking legendary.

Speaker 174 Yeah. I just know it.

Speaker 87 I don't know anything.

Speaker 86 I'm just saying, like, it's, it's gaga, paparazzi.

Speaker 89 It's like, it might not be at that level necessarily, but I'm saying, like, it, it has that sort of power and expectation around it.

Speaker 149 When, like, I mean, I remember where I was like seeing that performance.

Speaker 98 You know what I mean?

Speaker 90 It was, it was the summer of gaga.

Speaker 78 And then we were all like, what the fuck is she going to do with the VMAs?

Speaker 119 This year might bring the VMAs back in many ways.

Speaker 100 On a Wednesday, because doesn't it feel like, I mean, it's such a good time for pop music that, like, it feels like the VMAs are worth tuning into again.

Speaker 124 And maybe this is just indicative of this thing where, like,

Speaker 89 the pop music landscape needs like girlies.

Speaker 78 Yeah, like, we've gone without like pop girlies for too long.

Speaker 75 Is Charlie performing?

Speaker 115 No, I would love that.

Speaker 90 It's just to bring in a chapel for now.

Speaker 91 Loved Charlie's New York Mag.

Speaker 10 Oh, stun.

Speaker 98 Incredible.

Speaker 91 David La Chappelle. Yeah, David La Chappelle.

Speaker 60 One more thing on the chapel of it all, which I think is something that's also getting lost, is it's not like she goes up on stage and waves and smiles.

Speaker 128 She goes up on stage and she's chapel run.

Speaker 56 She's singing like

Speaker 162 very, very, very few people in the industry can, performing at 110%

Speaker 6 in drag, giving the show to.

Speaker 130 an increasingly large amount of people, which is incredibly exhausting.

Speaker 92 So it's not just like, well, this is what she signed up for, whatever.

Speaker 40 The rate at which this has accelerated is truly like wild.

Speaker 152 And it's, it would be one thing

Speaker 162 if it were, what I'm saying is, like, if she were just performing in basements, she'd still be acting like Chapel Roan, which is a lot of energy.

Speaker 92 So it's not like everyone else.

Speaker 109 It's like she's actually giving you more and more than everyone, which is why you love her.

Speaker 139 We love how maximalist she is.

Speaker 71 We love that she harkens back to a time that was big and emotional and energetic you know like that's part of who she is and also that speaks to how much energy she's using so it's not

Speaker 71 that's something you have to remember too yeah is that she's not going up there giving you nothing and coming off no like it's not easy for her to do what she's doing were you at the show at brooklyn steel where she um it was during her keyboard set and like it got a little quiet and she was like going into like

Speaker 59 oh, like my like personal history stuff.

Speaker 90 And then like there was just some chatter in the back.

Speaker 77 And then she like did she did the whole like school teacher thing, which I thought was great.

Speaker 89 Like she's not a warm person and that's wonderful.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 89 Like she wonderful even. It's great.
It's wonderful even. She's like, guys, there's talking going on back there.

Speaker 216 And the whole theater was like, whoa, oh, okay.

Speaker 4 Like she's not like, she's not there to like, I don't know, be like

Speaker 66 this like beautiful, benevolent, you know, like.

Speaker 206 Gaga-esque pop star, which I mean, Gaga, I guess, did that back in the day, which maybe, I don't know, but like, I think maybe like we need to like rearrange the paradigms around like how a pop star is supposed to make us feel and how we're supposed to act around them just treat people like people treat people like people whether whether you're a fan at their show who's up there looking at them being like wow they're amazing i put them on a pedestal that's a person if you are a celebrity who's in an interview and someone says something you don't like treat them like a person you know what i mean like just i think everyone should treat if you're on fire island and you come up to me and you see me treat me like a dog,

Speaker 148 treat me bad, treat me like you think I am no, actually, but treat everyone else like a person.

Speaker 110 Right.

Speaker 90 What people on Fire Island love to do to anybody is just hurdle facts about niche actresses.

Speaker 96 That's what happens.

Speaker 61 Sometimes you'll just be standing, and someone will come to come at you from your left and be like, you know, she won the Oscar for her best actress in 1964.

Speaker 50 And I'd be like, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 55 Oh.

Speaker 169 Well, obviously, you were listening to us. Smart use of your time.

Speaker 7 True.

Speaker 76 That's just brilliant time management.

Speaker 111 Next.

Speaker 157 Okay, good choice. That's what Virgin Voyages offers.

Speaker 35 Would you rather have an overstuffed itinerary or the freedom to explore stunning Caribbean?

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Speaker 25 From wellness-focused sailings to epic holiday voyages, live music, DJs, themed parties, and more.

Speaker 47 Boredom doesn't board the ship.

Speaker 191 Virgin even has their own private beach club in Bibini.

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Speaker 67 Lucia, and Caraçao.

Speaker 29 Oh, and did I mention Virgin Voyages is launching a new ship, The Brilliant Lady?

Speaker 193 She's bigger, bolder, and packed with even more Virgin virgin wow factor.

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Speaker 39 Kardashian plays Allura Grant, the most in demand divorce attorney in Los Angeles.

Speaker 6 Love it.

Speaker 18 Naomi Watts, Nici Nash-Betts, Tiana Taylor, and Glenn Close.

Speaker 193 Her professional life crashes into her personal one, and uh-oh.

Speaker 180 So how does this super lawyer fix her own mess?

Speaker 194 With a little help from her besties, of course.

Speaker 163 So this series has it all.

Speaker 17 Scandalous secrets, high-stakes courtroom drama, more shifting alliances than Kim's other shows, some OMG twists, and friendships that rise above it all.

Speaker 166 And of course, everything is going to look amazing.

Speaker 201 There's pressure systems moving in Bo in the form of cuffing season.

Speaker 199 Potential heavy clouds of nostalgia around the necks, windstorms from a current situation ship, and light drivels of you up, techs, are incoming.

Speaker 81 It's the chill in the air that brings about this behavior.

Speaker 8 In the midst of cuffing season, there's one place where the microclimate is clear communication, radical honesty, and open-mindedness, and that's Fields.

Speaker 199 It's a connections app that asks you to show up and articulate your desires as clearly as you understand them now.

Speaker 9 Here you can have the space to change, to be honest, and to always be curious.

Speaker 57 Wondering what that looks like?

Speaker 205 Here's a snapshot of Field.

Speaker 3 There's no fast swipe culture.

Speaker 190 Sometimes attraction takes time.

Speaker 199 Here, you don't have to make a split decision in order to see another person.

Speaker 212 Skip profiles, go back, and take the time you need to decide if you really like someone.

Speaker 20 You can expand your curiosity.

Speaker 42 In this space, you can explore who you are, since judgment.

Speaker 189 And there's no pretending.

Speaker 204 There's no need to write your profile like a job application and pretend to be what someone else wants.

Speaker 26 Within the field community, the cultural norm is to be radically honest.

Speaker 210 It helps you find exactly what you're seeking.

Speaker 59 I, my one note about Fire, that's not a note.

Speaker 138 It's just a thing that I relearn about myself every year, is that I'm like, oh, I haven't seen any movie ever.

Speaker 16 I don't know any song ever.

Speaker 84 That's so stupid.

Speaker 53 Well, I'm just like, I'm like, what are y'all talking about?

Speaker 45 I'm like, everyone's talking about fucking,

Speaker 118 I don't know, alien, like the alien movies.

Speaker 36 I was like, I guess

Speaker 59 I had not ever seen an alien movie.

Speaker 114 Oh, no, I saw, I saw Covenant.

Speaker 90 I just never saw the original Alien, Aliens, Aliens.

Speaker 130 So you've seen, but you watched Alien the other night.

Speaker 174 We watched Alien the Internet. I loved it.

Speaker 61 Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 53 No, you've never seen that.

Speaker 80 I've never seen it.

Speaker 222 It's pure horror.

Speaker 56 I just know it's a horror classic.

Speaker 14 You know what I have seen?

Speaker 226 I have seen Prometheus.

Speaker 138 And Prometheus, I hear, is very fun.

Speaker 91 It depends on what you're looking for.

Speaker 50 It's pure lore.

Speaker 62 It's like the origin.

Speaker 79 Yeah, it was, it's like truly the origin story.

Speaker 143 But I remember I saw Prometheus in college because I

Speaker 200 while I wanted to see Michael Fastbender, I'm also a Charlize fan.

Speaker 143 And I had it in my head that someone I was going to see the movie with, even though he was straight, we could maybe like have something happen.

Speaker 20 And then I realized, like, was he a Leo?

Speaker 54 I probably could find out. I'm not.

Speaker 22 Do I know this person?

Speaker 127 You actually text me.

Speaker 70 Okay, hold on. You're actually gonna die when you find out who this is that I'm talking about.

Speaker 223 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 64 Okay, this person is a Gemini.

Speaker 154 Wait. Wow.
What?

Speaker 61 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 124 What are you? What?

Speaker 64 Is this true?

Speaker 115 Who is this person?

Speaker 14 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 49 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 80 I can't say it on the mic.

Speaker 90 This person is a Gemini?

Speaker 53 He's...

Speaker 17 He's potentially well known.

Speaker 143 This person is a Gemini, and we went to go see Prometheus together in college.

Speaker 223 And I thought the whole time that something could happen. And I'm telling Bowen who it is right now on

Speaker 223 text.

Speaker 61 And that's who it is.

Speaker 116 I had a suspicion.

Speaker 67 Oh my God.

Speaker 48 I just, I love that first name, by the way.

Speaker 154 Me too.

Speaker 71 Such a hot first name.

Speaker 100 Okay, so any more thoughts on Sabrina Carpenter Short and Sweet or else or should we move on to?

Speaker 71 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 132 No, let's move on to other things.

Speaker 72 I just, I do really want to put out there.

Speaker 55 Um, Juno's so good, Juno's so good, of course.

Speaker 59 And again, don't smile.

Speaker 36 Love that as a closer.

Speaker 49 Yeah, I also love you.

Speaker 55 You don't have to lie to girls.

Speaker 11 If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves. Like,

Speaker 53 great lyric.

Speaker 48 If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves. Like you, they'll just.

Speaker 164 And I do think the highlight of the whole thing is: um, I might let you make me a Juno.

Speaker 120 And then she goes, You know, I just

Speaker 120 you know.

Speaker 59 I want to put out there once again.

Speaker 132 I'm looking for a husband.

Speaker 195 Yeah.

Speaker 167 That is the energy that I am.

Speaker 92 6'5, Trespan, Blue Eyes.

Speaker 112 Just kidding.

Speaker 128 Those are the worst.

Speaker 62 Those are the worst.

Speaker 90 That's that's danger.

Speaker 132 Um, let's move on.

Speaker 14 Let's move on.

Speaker 145 This is our 60-second segment.

Speaker 88 This is do you have something, Matt?

Speaker 53 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 138 This is Matt Rogers.

Speaker 132 I don't think so, he's time starts now.

Speaker 121 I don't think so, honey, Ben Affleck.

Speaker 61 And I'm not over it.

Speaker 134 And I have actually done, this is actually the trilogy because I've done, I don't think so, honey, Ben Affleck and JLo Critics the first time.

Speaker 121 When they first got together, I said, let her get her best nut if that's what she wants.

Speaker 121 Turns out, now I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 134 I should never have given that advice because you know what?

Speaker 130 She went back to her best nut and it blinded her.

Speaker 201 Sometimes your best nuts blind you.

Speaker 134 And then all of a sudden, here you are heartbroken because a man can't like only said he was a man. And it's like Sabrina Carpenter said, just because you leave like one doesn't make you a man.

Speaker 121 Okay, Ben Affleck, get it fucking together.

Speaker 92 And now he's dating Kick Kennedy.

Speaker 4 Give me a goddamn break.

Speaker 135 First of all, I don't think so, honey, the Kennedys.

Speaker 222 RFK Jr.

Speaker 134 actually killed us all dead.

Speaker 162 You know what?

Speaker 95 Like, I'm done.

Speaker 105 By the way, what microwave did that man go into?

Speaker 108 Because Jesus Christ, Sherlock Hines.

Speaker 52 Hello?

Speaker 218 What is going on?

Speaker 217 What is going on?

Speaker 121 Now, Ben Affleck is in the family. I don't think so, honey, Ben Affleck.

Speaker 130 It's a mess. Get it together.
That's one minute.

Speaker 167 Crimson Banner.

Speaker 76 Crimson Banner.

Speaker 151 That is who you do not trust yeah we are done we're done we're done with the leos we're done with this actually this is an attack on leos

Speaker 71 full full out should this episode be called an attack on leos yes

Speaker 55 no what was the other the other one it's bright bright aquarius bright silly whatever okay attack on leo

Speaker 61 i feel like that was the last episode the last um title that we settled oh white blessed and no no no no no no white fair and blessed no um i forgot it my brain what's your astrological sign, Aaron Jackson?

Speaker 105 Taurus.

Speaker 77 Trustworthy. Trustworthy.

Speaker 136 Hard worker. Stubborn.

Speaker 130 Stubborn. Beast of burden.

Speaker 98 Oh, we know you're stubborn.

Speaker 36 Loves

Speaker 101 luxuries.

Speaker 136 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Well, what's that you're drinking?

Speaker 184 Orange juice?

Speaker 101 This is tangerine juice, Natalie's.

Speaker 78 That is a very Taurus. See, that's very Taurus.

Speaker 134 To not drink orange juice, but drink tangerine juice.

Speaker 68 You would never make it at Honcho.

Speaker 89 Never. I know, I would actually.

Speaker 116 I really want to go.

Speaker 36 I want to, but I think I would never survive i would perish looks like very smelly and that's why the city smelled nice when the boys were gone

Speaker 136 so this is bone yang's i don't think so honey oh no i have it um yes i did just have it did you write something down oh no no no no i have it i have it yes okay this is bone yang's i don't think so honey as time starts now i don't think so honey oasis reunion happening

Speaker 116 This is a toxic relationship.

Speaker 88 This is a toxic brotherhood.

Speaker 59 The Gallagher brothers are not meant to be together anytime.

Speaker 118 Like, this is the thing.

Speaker 45 They like attack each other in the press, but then they always are like, but we might reunite.

Speaker 160 Stop it.

Speaker 184 This is such.

Speaker 220 I'm over it. I'm over it.

Speaker 170 Pick Elaine.

Speaker 102 Stick to it for the rest of your life because guess what?

Speaker 77 We don't trust you. I

Speaker 66 like Oasis is one of those bands at this point now.

Speaker 138 It's like, have they earned this kind of fervor and like media attention?

Speaker 86 Like, I don't like.

Speaker 77 They're not like Lauren Hill level to me where it's like, we will just like put up with the wacky behavior.

Speaker 59 15 seconds these are two men who are so toxically bad to each other and to the world and this little game of like we might reunite and now we've reunited and we're playing all these shows only in London and Ireland or only in the UK and Ireland I'm not coming to you come to me and that's one minute well you know I think two boring white people oasis is like Lauren Hill Liam, yeah, sure.

Speaker 131 But even Lauren will play a show.

Speaker 59 And Lauren's not like, Lauren's not out here being like, I'm doing another album. She's like, no, I'll just tour with this one masterpiece of an album that I wrote.

Speaker 156 Yeah, with arrangements that are different every single time.

Speaker 91 Right.

Speaker 62 And Oasis, it's like, okay, besides what's the story Morning Glory, like, I don't, I can't tell you what they like.

Speaker 88 I'm sorry, the Oasis heads out there, but it's like.

Speaker 102 That's, that's, that's, that's the album.

Speaker 78 Like, otherwise, it's, it's Slim Pickens, Mary Carpenter.

Speaker 129 This might surprise Slim Pickens, another highlight of the album.

Speaker 142 This might surprise people to hear, but I'm actually overhearing or knowing anything about celebrities.

Speaker 134 Like, I know we talked a lot about them today, but that's only because like that's the news outside of like the DNC.

Speaker 88 So this should, what should this podcast be about now?

Speaker 75 Well, I'm just saying it's just like, I would rather talk about the things that they're a part of and doing, like our technology.

Speaker 53 That's good behavior.

Speaker 80 But the behavior is what's forced down our throats.

Speaker 153 Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 226 And I wonder.

Speaker 94 Let's talk about the work.

Speaker 26 I wonder if the thing with It Ends With Us is like, it was so difficult to market because it is essentially what it is that it's it's hard to get out there and say what the movie really is.

Speaker 153 So, they did lean into this whole thing of like the drama or whatever.

Speaker 162 Yes, like, and I don't know if it, if the movie was a success and worked because of that, like financially and commercially, because it was like a huge fucking success, right?

Speaker 221 But also, I guess the book is that famous.

Speaker 90 The book is that famous, but there are not, there was supposed to be a sequel in the works, and I don't think that sequel is happening anymore because of the drama.

Speaker 54 Oh, I see.

Speaker 62 So, that's where we are.

Speaker 78 But, see, this is the thing: it's like it, the behavior affects the work so much.

Speaker 136 Yeah.

Speaker 85 So, yeah.

Speaker 71 Well, well, that's the summer.

Speaker 59 That's the summer.

Speaker 77 I think we will earnestly start.

Speaker 149 I think we have to start doing iconic 400 soon.

Speaker 164 Well, you're difficult to get a hold of and pin down.

Speaker 55 I'll do a better job of responding to my emails.

Speaker 91 No, you've actually been the one being like, let's do this.

Speaker 63 I think when we do start the list, here's the last thing I want to say about Blake Lively.

Speaker 142 I'm looking at all the positives and there are so many.

Speaker 129 I'm not going to let this, like, this press chore.

Speaker 116 The iconic 400 is a celebration of these people.

Speaker 111 And she does have incredible hair.

Speaker 126 She has to celebrate.

Speaker 70 I do like this photo.

Speaker 116 It's just very...

Speaker 37 Is there more pictures?

Speaker 90 When you think September-ish, when you think Baz Luhrmann, it's a little muted

Speaker 90 as a people's

Speaker 37 issue with it.

Speaker 64 God, the Vogue September-ish is so big.

Speaker 80 Yeah, you can't even find other pictures of her in here.

Speaker 59 I mean, it's just too much.

Speaker 216 It's too much.

Speaker 156 Oh, there's a great picture of Julia Roberts in here.

Speaker 16 Good for her.

Speaker 59 She needs one.

Speaker 34 She needs a good picture.

Speaker 107 I mean, she needs to be photographed more.

Speaker 49 All right.

Speaker 64 Well, listen.

Speaker 138 This has been Las Coltaristas.

Speaker 77 Dua Libre.

Speaker 56 YSL. Dua Libre.

Speaker 149 We're going to enjoy the rest of our vacation.

Speaker 59 We hope wherever you are in the world, you are having a nice wind down of your summer, winter, if you're in the southern hemisphere.

Speaker 100 And Leos, really think about what you've done.

Speaker 167 Think about what you've done.

Speaker 20 Consider changing signs.

Speaker 142 Isn't it a bummer that they also get like the heart of the summer too?

Speaker 71 Like they get to feel whatever.

Speaker 173 Fall is where it's at.

Speaker 137 We're so excited for fall.

Speaker 56 Oh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 13 Can I also say there are some Leos out there that I really love?

Speaker 68 Here, let's look at famous ones at least.

Speaker 108 Let's let's end on a positive note.

Speaker 136 Yes.

Speaker 112 Best Leo celebrity.

Speaker 66 Jennifer Lawrence.

Speaker 56 Love her.

Speaker 115 JLo is also a Leo.

Speaker 85 Oh, wow.

Speaker 95 Two Leos together.

Speaker 133 See, that's why we're talking about it.

Speaker 129 We're talking about it.

Speaker 73 Oh, Madonna's a Leo.

Speaker 130 Kylie Jenner's a Leo.

Speaker 129 This says it all.

Speaker 136 Daniel Radcliffe is a Leo.

Speaker 56 Megan Markle's a Leo.

Speaker 151 Daniel Radcliffe is a demure Leo.

Speaker 95 Barack Obama is a Leo. Sure, sure.

Speaker 36 That tracks.

Speaker 116 Lisa Kudreau.

Speaker 104 Demi Lovato. Dualipa.

Speaker 100 All these people love attention.

Speaker 50 Charlie Saran.

Speaker 70 Oh, wow. Mick Jagger.

Speaker 94 Whitney Houston.

Speaker 208 Joe Jonas.

Speaker 115 See, we do love Leos.

Speaker 48 We love Leo's.

Speaker 59 We're just kidding, y'all.

Speaker 205 Best time.

Speaker 103 Best sign. Bye.

Speaker 53 We always end up

Speaker 98 with a song.

Speaker 120 Slim Piggins.

Speaker 71 I don't know what that was.

Speaker 95 Oh, should we tell them our new bit?

Speaker 36 What's the bet?

Speaker 144 When someone is saying something you don't like, in the middle of the sentence, you start going like this.

Speaker 153 And then when they tell me something I really don't like.

Speaker 174 Long Island sucks.

Speaker 87 I suck at too much air, nice. I get the heck.

Speaker 48 But you're supposed to just growl and roar.

Speaker 55 I'm pretty scary, huh?

Speaker 95 Wow, maybe we have Leo energy.

Speaker 120 Slay it,

Speaker 52 biggance.

Speaker 49 Bye. Bye.

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Speaker 95 Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

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Speaker 32 Produced by Becca Ramos.

Speaker 179 Edited and mixed by Doug Babe and Manif Labord.

Speaker 123 And our music is by Henry Kaberski.

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More episodes from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

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"All Up In The Macabre" (w/ Sarah Paulson)