“I Feel So WILD!” (w/ Hannah Solow)

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Look, man.

Bowen, look over there.

Wow, is that culture?

Yes.

Goodness.

Wow.

Las Culturistas.

Ding-dong.

Las Culturistas calling.

We're in a different room today recording.

Because we were booted for

Malala.

Yeah, that's true.

That's T.

Malala is upstairs in our regular studio.

And yeah, you gotta respect it.

You gotta respect it.

You know, if it's sometimes in life, you're given a choice between Malala and Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, and you pick Malala.

And that's actually real culture number 10.

Sometimes in life, you're given a choice between Malala and Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, and you picked up a pick.

You gotta pick me up.

If it were like

a fifth grade PE class and people were picking kickball teams,

you would get picked.

I was going to say Malala.

You think Malala would better at kickball than you?

Malala

grew up in the the expansive fields of her home you're not thinking about winning the game you're thinking about okay

it'd be cool to hang out with malala on my team you're not thinking about who's gonna kick the ball and get around the bases quickest you i'm saying malala had like more space um growing up just to run around and be athletic i certainly didn't i don't know i take one look at you and me go damn

I'm always looking at your legs because you're always walking in front of me at the speed of light.

Well, we haven't seen Malala's legs, have we?

Should we go up there?

Check her out.

What if Malala was yoked in the bottom half?

Like Malala upstairs, like looking like Malala from the waist up, but the legs are like

sinewy.

Wow.

Sinewy, big fat calves like me.

Yeah.

Damn.

Thick.

Thick.

Malala's upstairs, all thick.

We're down here with our guest.

I would pick pick our guest in every situation,

especially for between the two of us, especially if it were between her and Malala.

No, I pick our guest over Malala every day of the week.

I think our guest is nominee for best vibe, hands down.

Best vibe hands down.

Oh my God, next year.

Her, Seth Meyers, Malala Yusuf Sai.

I don't know.

I have no idea what Malala's vibe is.

And

she's only five floors above us giving whatever that vibe is.

Giving shows.

Malala's giving thick shows upstairs.

You show up to pieces one night, and you're like, Malala's giving shows tonight.

Yeah,

I heard the lineup tonight is

it's Brina Filter, Malala, Izzy Uncut, it's Izzy Uncut.

Izzy Uncut's hosting, and Malala's coming out to do shows.

She's coming out every 15, 20 minutes to give,

what do they call it?

Not a combo.

Like, like, like drown mags.

A mix.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Malala mix.

If you could see Malala lip sync to four songs, what would they be?

Well, okay.

And then we'll bring in the guest.

I think it's

my own worst enemy.

I wanted to do like a fun, like ots rock moment.

Yeah, I was.

What about this?

Good friend.

Healthy, Nelly.

God, what are we talking about?

I don't know.

Our guest is one of our dearest friends since college.

She is on the boards as Mary Todd Lincoln on O'Mary, in O'Mary, I should say, excuse me, September 30th to October 12th.

Get thee to the Lyceum.

I'll never forget going to the Lyceum when our guest got to step onto the boards for the first time as Mary Todd Lincoln.

I'm currently wearing, and Bowen is wearing the Ohanna sweatshirt that

so I've known the guest since we were literally on the same floor freshman year.

I think our guest tonight, did we, I think we might have like been in the same audition for a comedy group.

Oh,

damn.

And then she's giving me the eye going, well, I think we could give you similar eyes because me and the guest both didn't make it because of your Imperious ways.

It wasn't up to me.

You're Imperial.

You're Imperial.

Our guest is one of the greats.

You can catch her as Mary Todd Lincoln right now until the day of

October 12th.

I said the dates.

All good.

All good.

Please, welcome into your ears.

Hannah Solo.

Oh, my gosh.

And

we have a whole crew of people here watching you.

We have the audience.

We have an audience.

We have the audience.

How does it feel to be a Broadway superstar?

Oh, my

gosh.

I feel insane.

It's actually insane that we're all here together on these couches.

We're in a spinning chair.

That's true.

That's true.

I knocked the whole mic over.

Okay, well.

What were your first impressions of the big city when you moved to New York?

That's a really good question, matt thank you for asking did you have to learn the subways i had to learn the subway so many slaps the ways of the sub the ways of the sub remember the ways of the sub remember our first remember our freshman year at nyu it was a thing where like you had the little card map in your wallet like i had the card map in my wallet this is pre-app and you didn't have cell phone service when you were on the subway so you'd just be like bye hope we make it there i'll talk to you in 35 minutes yeah on euclid avenue oh god when you'd end up like on the sea like truly in no man's land.

Yeah, that was so scary.

It was an NYU student.

It was one of the scariest things you could ever see.

Haunted by the memory.

Just to like sort of fall asleep on the subway, wake up in Euclid.

Oh, my God.

Barry's season two finale of girls.

Very much that.

Yes.

You loved girls.

Listen.

Which one were you?

Harry, Samantha, Hannah.

Hannah, or Marnie.

Well, one time I was walking down the street when we were in college, and a man went, Lena Dunham!

Do you, I mean, you were like, yes.

I said, I guess, yeah, I guess not.

Pretty much.

You felt seen by girls.

You know what?

I did feel seen by girls at the time.

Which part was reflective of you?

Just sort of like blah, blah, blah.

Flopping around in New York.

The way those girls flopped.

All four of them had one thing in common.

They flopped around

New York.

That's actually the picture of the 50.

All All four of those girls had one thing in common.

They flopped around New York.

Am I wrong?

Would you rather

still doing it?

Here's a question.

Would you rather flip or flop?

Oh,

flip.

Yeah.

Floop.

Floop.

Would you rather flip, flop, or floop?

You just wanted to say floop because it rhymes with boop.

And you want us to talk about your viral moment.

You wanted to talk about the viral moment.

You were the one that made the connection between boop and floop.

I want to say third option, fourth option, flap, my gums.

Yeah, exactly.

On this podcast with y'all.

I love that.

Also, a tap dance, a soft shoe.

Sure.

So you were in Cap 21 musical theater, which means you had to be excellent at singing, dancing, and acting.

Which of the three do you love the most?

These questions.

I want to get to know y'all better.

Okay, you're so right.

And this is insight into me.

I, what was the question?

You were at Cap 21, which means you had to be excellent excellent at musical theater.

So, which did you love most?

Singing, dancing, or okay, this is really professional.

Yes, we came with questions.

I love this.

Okay, I am not the best dancer, but I love dancing.

Yeah, I'm the same.

Like, it feels so good to dance, but my brain isn't keeping up with what my body is doing.

No, totally.

All the best dancers are the same way.

It's true.

I don't know anybody.

Like Freddie,

Ginger Rogers, of course, Twilight Arp.

Twilight,

Our girl.

Our girl Twila.

Moving out.

Moving into

this love for Twyla.

Absolutely.

So I take

singing.

I love to sing.

You are one of the great singers.

Now, is the infamous improv group Rumple Teaser still performing?

Please talk about it.

They are still performing.

Advertised Rumple Teaser.

Thank you.

I don't really get to perform with them anymore because of Broadway.

Yeah.

The greatest excuse in the world, but they are still performing.

Do you want a shirt that says, I can't, I have Broadway?

Yes, absolutely.

I have a blanket in my dressing room that I got off of Amazon that is theater sayings blanket.

What are the

things?

It's all like, lights up.

It's me.

And like

all of the theater, like, I can't.

I have rehearsal.

I won't have a dance.

Play day.

Play day.

Or we'll do it on the day.

Oh, I love we'll do it on the day.

And it's best to say it when it's the same day.

Yeah.

So on the day, I think I'll be over here.

You mean mean in two seconds?

It never ceases to be a brain teaser when that happens.

How do you stay agile intellectually?

I do a lot of crossword puzzles.

Do you actually?

I do.

I'm hoping that that will stave off some sort of dementia.

Yeah.

Do you do it all the way up to Saturday, Sunday?

I've been trying to get better.

I've started the new pips.

Yeah,

it's like sort of a domino puzzle.

Okay.

I'm into it.

That's wonderful.

And as long as my memory stays sharp,

I'll do anything.

Anything's possible.

Anything's possible.

I got to be, you know, I'm not going to age into the roles that I'm supposed to play for another 25 years.

So I got to stay sharp.

Remember those lyrics.

Right.

If I want to play Dolly in Hello Dolly, you know?

Oh, Hannah.

Oh, Hannah.

That's going to be, that's going to be amazing.

But who cares?

I think, like.

I think we should all just do it.

I think so, too.

I want to play 50 now.

Absolutely.

You both could.

And we will okay

tevya golda hello it's the we're waiting who's the young one you can be like model the tailor never seen fiddler you've never seen it no no i'm so sorry the vibes are well in the beginning they're fun and at the end it's bad yeah because what happens to the characters

I can't quite remember, but it's something bad.

You know, what happens to the characters in Fiddler?

Does anyone know?

Literally, no one knows what happens to the character.

Yes, thank you.

There's a diaspora.

They have to leave their home.

Yes.

Good.

Okay, good.

You use diaspora correctly.

So what

far from the home I love.

So one of the big narratives on this podcast has been, are we using the word diaspora right?

By me, I do mean me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No one always uses every word right.

It was good.

No, it was good.

At that time, you describing Fiddler as it starts, the vibes start out great, but then

the vibes end up bad.

That, I think, accurately describes a lot of shows.

That's true.

Wicked,

cabaret.

Yeah.

Redwood.

Redwood.

Redwood.

Did you end up getting to go see Redwood?

I did get to go see it.

What'd you think?

I thought.

You can save it right now, but your review can bring it back.

Bring it back.

Why didn't you go, we could see Redwood?

Yeah.

Could it really save it?

Listen, I did have some offers.

Not specifically from Redwood, but there were other offers of people being like, well, you could

maybe being able to go see Arsha.

So, basically, for those who don't know out there, Hannah Solo

basically was the one who said, We could go see boop.

Can you do it?

Because I'm doing it wrong.

Do it.

I feel like you have the right essence.

Well, we could see boop.

Was that what it was?

Like, it feels like you're the character is right in front of me.

I'm trying to remember.

It was, oh, well, we could see boop.

Oh, the always really

And this was at TKTS.

Yes, I was walking by the red steps.

And why?

Because, honey, when you're on Broadway, you're just circling, haunting the whole thing.

Right now where Broadway is for a second, right by the steps.

Right next to the steps.

Right by the continuum.

Right next to the state.

We are right next to the steps.

Now I remember.

And I heard a man, which then I got a lot of DMs from people being like, it was me.

You heard me.

And it was a lot of men.

A lot of men being like, I'm the one who said it.

It was me.

It was me.

men be claiming truly and i was

claiming

so

what what what who do you did you get a sense that one was the actual guy the energy that i was feeling was that this man he's not on instagram yeah he's not dming me a broadway

person

he seemed like a tourist he seemed like a tourist yeah i thought he's a taurus yeah

hard-headed taurus taurus the worst kind Especially little culture number 17.

Taurus, Taurus, the worst kind.

Because they're so hard-headed about what they want to do, where they want to go, how they want to do it.

It's New York.

You have to be malleable.

I'm sorry.

No, you're so right.

You have to go with the flow.

You have to.

Do you have a plan in New York City?

Abandon it.

Throw it out the window.

Throw it out the window.

So there were other

approaches.

There were other approaches.

Interesting.

And I wish I could have helped many shows.

But I don't, I'm not counting, like, I'm not saying that I was the one.

I wish I could have helped many shows.

Because you famously kept

pooping still there.

This is what people were saying, but I didn't see the ledgers.

I don't know.

Don't you think?

And I, and I actually, I'm the one responsible for putting that idea out there in this conversation because I said you could have saved Redwood.

And you didn't even.

I did not mean, I apologize.

Thank you for your apology.

I have to come out and say if Redwood was going to be saved, it needed to be during the writing and development process.

Okay.

And that I don't think happened.

Big Tree Religion.

Big Tree Religion.

Do you remember Big Tree Religion?

It was a full song on the show.

Hey, I worship Big Tree Religion.

Oh, okay.

Now I'm remembering it.

I just remember so many screens.

Yeah, that was actually one of the exciting parts of it.

Jamie Lloyd.

It was, but it was very...

I felt a little bit sore over California a few while.

I love soren.

Can I tell you, that's what I loved about the show.

Was the theme park nature of it?

Yeah, that's why the fact that I felt like when there was a point where like Adina was probably singing this note,

and like at one point, like everything was moving around her.

And I was like, I feel like I am in the avatar flight of passage ride.

And it's to say nothing against Soren.

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I love that.

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Thoughts on Adina Menzo?

You love her?

Love the gal.

Yeah.

Love the gal.

We saw her in the off-Broadway play Skin Tight.

Skin Tight.

Never even heard of it.

There was a staircase in that.

Broadway loves

staircase.

What's the best staircase of theater?

Well, recently, did you see the hills of California?

Yes.

The staircases.

My God.

Tay says, did you see that?

Tay says, no, I did not see that.

Oh, she thought it was really

on purpose.

Had a great staircase.

Great staircase.

That comes there, obviously.

Hello, Dolly.

Great staircase.

Big staircase.

That's so true.

Theater's just like, let's put a staircase in.

You know, there's also an not oft-remembered staircase from Death Becomes Her.

That's the other staircase, which is the one that Michelle Williams is supposed to be descending now.

Right.

That goes, that, like, like, comically goes up the middle.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Really good.

That one had two staircases, which is probably why it was double the fun.

Put that on the building.

Yeah.

Anyways,

what's your best memory of being an RA with me at Coral Towers at NYU?

You guys were RAs together.

We were RAs together.

absolutely.

So first answer this question, and then we'll go back in time to see what you remembered about me from freshman year.

And then I'll say what I remembered about you.

Okay, I have a memory.

Well, when we were RAs together, we were, I'd say we were cool RAs.

We were like, we were always joking in the corner.

We were joking.

Yeah.

We were like, if we don't hear you or see you.

Yeah.

Then we're going to let you do your thing.

Yeah.

But if you're in the hallway with your whippets, then I'm going to write write you up.

What was your most difficult thing to confront as an RA at NYU?

Well, do you remember that a girl went missing?

And you figured out

we found her.

And we finally found her in my room.

Uh-oh.

Well, her roommates came and were like, she's gone.

We checked her computer.

She had gone to meet.

A guy.

She had been gone.

So she was a straight woman.

I can't assume

sexual identity.

She might have gone to meet the man for sex.

Well, she did.

Because they called her parents and then she came back and she had been tied up for two days.

In a way, she enjoyed.

I believe it was consensual.

But

can you enjoy being tied up for two days?

Is this Mr.

Beast?

Oh, my God.

Is this Mr.

Beast?

She getting 100K?

Is she getting 100K for this fervor?

For this grand show.

So they found her tied up.

Well, I think she untied herself, came back, and then everyone was like, Where were you?

And her parents were there, like, you've been missing.

And she had to be like, sorry, I was tied up.

What did you do?

What did she do as an RA?

I was going to ask, like, how did you save her?

Well, I didn't save her at all.

Because when your shift ended, even though she had been missing, when your shift ended, you were like,

I got to go.

Like, my shift's over.

My shift's over.

This is Eva.

She's the next RA.

Literally, that's what it was.

You turned in the cell phone and you're like, here, I guess I'll fill out the paper from and had to type.

Remember, it was like, don't use a medium.

You know, I don't remember because I didn't do any of it.

I got fired.

Matt was fired.

Matt was fired.

You didn't do your bulletin board.

Was the bulletin board like?

I'm, this is what's happening this week like that.

It was sort of an opportunity to be creative, or at least I found it to be.

I had some fun things on my bulletin board.

I feel like you sort of slapped a paper on there and said like good luck i'm not good with like visual aids yeah you know what i mean yeah also we weren't a freshman dorm it was an upper class yes

so we were literally like juniors and everyone in our in our dorm was like a sophomore a junior or a senior yeah and so it kind of was just like no one okay everyone everyone knew we had to share a suite with them like other ras got their own suites and so we were living with that people on our floor that we had to be like okay don't bring wine into my room that we share right can i ask what the vibe of coral towers was because it was it was sort of like a it was kind of like an under it was kind of like an an undersung dorm and it's the name coral towers sounds like a golden girl spin-off it sounds so floridian it sounds so like chic and like i would have done a really good bulletin board for that yeah gorgeous well i don't think i ever set foot in coral towers i don't think you did either because there would be no reason right right like we were, it was on the corner.

It is on the corner.

It's the 14th century.

It's above the Dwayne Reed.

You can still go there.

You go see it's a, it's a Hannah Solowan, Matt Rogers, and Sudi Green, honestly, landmark.

We all live there.

They should.

They should put up a plaque.

And so basically,

like, it was just like.

It was, it was bad.

I mean, when we, when we got the assignment that we were there, we were like, oh, we didn't get one of the good ones.

Oh, man.

And I also wasn't alternate to be the R.A.

I think I might have been too.

I think maybe we were.

Because they would very rarely put people as RAs who were in Tish because they knew that historically

Tish kids get busy.

Like they want to do shows.

They want to do whatever.

They have

community outside of the residence hall.

Because the residence hall thing, it was so much more of being an RA was build community in these kids.

Hang out with these kids.

I couldn't do that.

I had pizza night for the Oscars.

I think once.

One year they made me cook a turkey.

me what does that mean it means kids are getting sick that's what it means

it means it means i you know take the bird out the oven and go well quesara quesyra let me let me put this meat thermometer in there 75 degrees

what's a meat thermometer 75 degrees sounds like a good temperature to me is that really warm 164

169 is optimal yeah okay 169.

Remember that.

Depends on the bull room.

Depends on the bull bar.

Suddenly the whole room is activated.

Right, everybody's chiming in.

We're all Martha Stewart.

No, we usually don't get the audio.

We don't get the girls in the studio with us.

We're kind of sequestered.

I was fired from being an RA because I forgot to pick up the...

You were to

know.

I thought you said same.

You said say it.

Say it.

I was not fired.

How could you ever?

No, you were a great employee and lovely to be around.

You know what I mean?

And why were you you fired?

Well, I don't think our boss liked my sense of humor.

Okay.

He's more of a keep-it guy.

Topical.

Topical.

He was more of a keep-it guy.

He would prefer I was Lewis Furtell.

No,

don't you remember that?

Like our residence

director didn't let my sense of humor.

Well, there was a changeover in leadership.

Oh, that's tough.

Well,

don't we all know?

Don't you understand?

That is really tough when there's a changeover in leadership.

Everything changes.

The jokes just weren't hitting the same.

We had a woman named Daenerys the first year.

Remember Daenerys?

Of course, I'll never forget her.

The first Daenerys I ever met.

Like literally, but a kind person who loves my humor.

And then she at the end of the year said, I have some news.

I'll never forget.

She said, I have news.

And then she told us, I will be leaving.

And we were like, Daenerys.

And then she left and this other guy came in.

I won't say his name, but he was not having it, not the way Daenerys was.

Can I ask?

Were the residence directors also students?

No, they were adults who lived in the building with us.

So then these were adult people that had to like sign in their guests and like dates.

It must be so strange to do that.

So I feel for him in that way.

Yeah, yeah.

It must be must, maybe he doesn't.

love the fact that he's living with a bunch of 20 year olds.

Right.

Right.

Right.

And we were annoying.

I think looking back, there's a high probability I was annoying because I did think that my role in the residence hall community was to sort of provide vibes.

yeah and it was because i wasn't doing the bulletin board i wasn't picking up the phone but i do think i provided vibes and laughs and then he didn't he didn't really want that but we thank you for the vibes and laughs we had fun we had so much fun how many how many people did you guys write up like oh god i never did that what would that involve like well stacy was smoking crack and we i she didn't crack

i walked in and stacy was smoking crack i have to write you up stacy because you're smoking crack in the residence halls and we're very clear that happens out on the street right snow crack in the residence halls in the residence halls crack is whack and that's you'd have to write up a little report and you but they had no emotion so it had to be just factual yeah i walked in stacy was smoking crack i grabbed the crack i said No more

cracks.

I said, my mark is so angry with you about the crack.

No emotion.

I'm just quoting.

I'm just quoting what I said in the room.

I walked out.

I took took the crack in a bag.

I don't really know.

Is crack loose?

I think crack can be all sorts of forms.

Yeah, that's beautiful.

Culture number 79.

I think crack can be all sorts of forms.

And that's beautiful.

What is your favorite part of playing Mary?

Oh my gosh.

I'd say my favorite part of playing Mary is the moment before the doors open

and just

cheering myself up and bursting through those doors.

I can't wait to see you.

I still have not had the joy and pleasure of seeing you.

Oh my gosh, I think you'll like it.

I think so.

You know, I love a Hannah Solo moment.

I would go to the musical improv shows back in the day, and there was

my, my favorite feature of a Hannah Solo performance is

anytime, and is it fair to say, please deny this if it's not.

I can't wait to hear what you're going to say.

There's a phrase.

I'm not saying you're a catchphrase comedian, but there's a phrase that I think I've heard you say at least twice, and it always destroys me.

Ready?

Okay.

I feel so wild.

And I kind of knew.

I was like, it's going to be about being a horny teeth.

But

I feel so wild.

Or bumped for Malala.

Bumped for Malala.

Really sort of both, and they're related.

What do you make of that wild?

Is there something wild within you that must, that you're subconsciously sort of like masking?

I think it really is this thing of like, the music starts and I just feel something inside.

What animal are you saying now?

Okay, immediately I'm thinking

a snake.

What is that snake

at all?

Iguana.

Iguana.

I love iguana.

Me too.

You do?

Yes.

You were in Darren, Miami, when one fell out of the tree when I was tying my shoe and almost hit me in the head.

You wouldn't like them so much.

And then what?

It hits you in the head and what happens?

Excuse me?

You know they're upwards of 50 pounds.

At least the way this one hit the ground with a thud.

Did you know they were in trees?

I did not know they were in trees.

Get to Miami.

They're climbing.

Get to Miami, honey.

Get to the Lyceum first.

To the Lyceum, then Miami.

Oh, that would be an amazing vacation.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, we're going.

We're spending a week.

We're going to do three days at the Lyceum.

Then we're going to head down to Miami.

We're going to look at the urinals at the Lyceum, fill the pictures of Cole, and then we're going to go down.

And what is it like knowing that you'll fill the shoes shoes of Cole?

It's really sort of so many talents before you.

So many talents before you.

And who was the best?

Don't, don't.

Well, okay.

So unfair.

It's so unfair.

When a friend comes on the show, it's like, we're so unkind to them.

Is that true?

Why have they been really kind?

I feel wild.

I love doing the play.

I'm honored to follow in Cole's footsteps.

And technically, I was the first person to do it after Cole, which was truly scary.

Of course.

But it happened.

It went well even.

Was that the night we were all there?

Yes.

That was that very first night.

The very first time.

And I think everyone was a little bit like, what if the play doesn't work without Cole?

Oh, God.

But the play is so good.

That's the genius of the play is that anyone can do it.

Yes, exactly.

Well, that is really nice to hear.

It's the best play in the world.

Honestly, like you, we were talking about with Jinx last week, the Great Day monologue.

And you actually have one of my favorite performances of that.

And that was such a, it's such a beautiful, important monologue.

And obviously such a, you know, like zaney, like hysterical show, but it's this moment where you, I think, really understand.

Mary's anxieties.

Like Jinx was talking about how the way that she was playing Mary was as if it was someone with ADHD.

Like in a, in a a way where it's like, obviously, it's, it's Omary and you're going out there and you're going for the joke, but in a grounded way for you, like, how are you thinking about her?

I think I really am not going for the jokes.

I'm, I'm really thinking of her as like this woman who has big dreams and there's just everyone in her life is trying to stop her from doing them and is telling her she sucks and is annoying.

And all she wants to do is sing, which like I really understand that.

yeah, yeah.

And people are like, no, you can't.

You're annoying.

So it's like action, action, action.

And everyone is wrong and they don't know it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's really.

I feel like the trap of the show is to like look to the audience and be like,

but that's when you like actually ultimately ruin what is so beautiful about the show that everyone does have heart and like these characters have really big wants and it's just the highest stakes of these wants.

Yeah.

Oh, I wonder too, like when you're doing that monologue and you're obviously having a moment like where you know that like as an understudy, you're there all the time and you might get the chance to do it, but might probably not.

And then finally it's there and you know that like so many people are coming out to support you and then you have to do this monologue about having a great day.

Like that probably was really emotional.

Oh my gosh.

I cry like every time because it really is like, I'm going to cry thinking about it.

Like I am like living my my dream and saying like these lines about how, oh my gosh, like I've wanted to have this great day for so long.

And then I'm like in the midst of the great day as it's ending, which is like also what the monologue is about.

It's like you don't want it to be over.

Right.

Exactly.

And because I am an understudy, it is like, this is in the moment.

I don't know when I'm going to do it again.

Is this going to be the last

time I do the show?

Or is this like, am I going to wait a few months?

So it really does feel like this moment of like so in sync with the show.

I mean, I want you to give a primary account.

I know that this is like widely known, especially like through like the like stages out of COVID, but like talk about like,

I just really want us to give like a moment for this, like understudies.

Sure.

Sway.

Like talk about that extra.

Give us like, like, it's the hardest thing I could, every time I see a show on Broadway, I'm like thinking about like

two of these fucking people on stage or back, backstage know, like, four of these parts, left and right, and know all these tracks.

That's crazy.

It's crazy.

When I saw Stranger Things, I was the whole time, I was only thinking about like, how in the world are you an understudy being like, well, okay, I guess I'm going to go out there and hopefully the thing works and I fly across the room, right?

Right, because if they added a harness and flying to Omerio, it would be much harder.

Yes.

All right, too.

I have asked if they could.

We have a lot of fly space up there that we're not utilizing.

You're like, I want to go more vertical.

Yeah.

You should be more vertical.

Exactly.

You should always go more vertical.

How high do you think you can jump?

If you had the harness, if you had the wire on you?

Am I on a trampoline or is this jumping high?

Oh, certainly not.

Certainly not.

We can't afford it.

And then you can't insure it.

I can't jump high at all.

Well, shit.

I don't think it's a good thing.

It's like it is a big problem for the vertical O'Mary.

But in a real way, like, you know both of these parts.

You know, not just Mary, but Louise.

Yes.

And you're back, you're backstage with other people knowing the same thing.

Like that's that's a lot to learn.

It's a lot to learn.

It's,

I like to say it's almost like

75%

mental actually is what I've learned.

It's like the learning of the lines and where to go and all the blocking and stuff is actually

not as hard as I thought it was going to be.

But for me, it's really the mental work of being like,

okay, I'm going to go out there and it's okay.

And I'm having to psych myself up and having to understudy, being fortunate enough to understudy these big, big names that, you know, people are, of course, disappointed when the person that they came to see isn't in.

So really just like giving myself the mental headspace of like, you're good.

You can do this.

You're fine.

Go out there and just do the show.

Yeah, don't pick up on any nasty energy from like whoever the fuck is in the sixth row being like,

which is how they talk.

That's how they talk.

Hey, I can't see Shanzana.

Tiger's bird is

what am I paying for?

I don't want to see her.

That's what they were like.

And then at the end, they're like, I loved

she was pretty good.

She was decent.

I can really like hear people.

This is the thing.

People don't understand.

We can hear you from the stage.

And I have heard people like scene three be like, okay, she's good.

Seriously, from the audience, yes, we are so close to the audience.

I'm like, I can see you, I can hear you.

You are not being quiet.

Can I ask, please?

Coughing,

he has a real sensitivity to that.

The thing, look, I'm not like out here saying, like,

fuck you if you're coughing in the theater,

but

there is a point where it starts to on a collective level,

it's it's pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pause.

It's panoramic coughs.

And then it starts to affect the show.

Certainly on an audience level, I'm sorry.

And I'm sure on a performer level.

Well, the coughing thing is like, if you have a wet cough and you're going to the theater, you knew you had the cough when you came.

Bring a rit gala.

Bring something with you.

Why are you letting this loose?

I don't know.

I don't have a suggestion.

I don't have a solution.

I think you got to go.

Yeah.

I think honestly, like, if you're, if you start having a coughing attack,

you know when it's the kind of thing that's not going to stop.

Unfortunately, you got to go.

It's like it's

walking out.

It's like a crying baby.

Yeah.

What would you do with a crying baby?

You wouldn't let the baby cry during Mama Mia, Super Trooper.

You'd leave.

Super trooper.

And during the play, it's like, you can't get away from it.

We went to go see Purpose.

It was the worst.

People were dying all around us.

It was coughs and phones going on.

It was

phones more.

That's why it got to me.

I was like, wait, everything is out of control.

Well, we were in the West End seeing Titanique.

And we were in, I think, the Believe the Fourth Row.

And like, you are so aware that they can see you.

Like, and this woman next to us was double fisting wine with her phone out in front of her with a spreadsheet on the phone.

Do you remember?

She was doing Google Sheets.

No, she had a Google Sheets and she was like,

and she was like doing this.

And Bowen just over me goes to her, you're at live theater.

i said you're at it i said you're at the theater good for you i don't care i don't

care

disrespectful when people leave right before bows start oh honey the lights are up we can see you you gotta get to the parking garage please please uh it's so crazy to me oh my people are just like the fourth wall yeah no no it's glass honey we can see you

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Speaking of engaging with

patrons of the arts in odd places, this sort of connects us to your culture.

So Hanna Sola, what was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

The culture that made me say culture was for me was dinner theater.

Let's go.

When I was a kid doing it, I was too afraid to go to sleep away camp.

And so my parents put me in a, thank you,

I was in a day camp called Swing Kids.

Oh my god.

Swing kids.

Kids preparing to be swings.

Kids preparing to be.

Wait a second.

It all came to me.

We're going to make this generation of talent ready to be swings.

And I learned.

So this was the thing.

It was a cabaret space connected to a Cocos.

Did y'all ever have Cocos?

It was like a California, like sort of diner type bakery.

They sold pies.

Oh, really cute.

Great chicken tenders.

Love.

But so we would do like medleys of like old timey songs.

But before the shows, we would be the waiters.

So we would take our family's orders, which I fucking loved.

I was full.

Like, what do you want?

Okay.

Going back to the kitchen, like, I need two chicken tenders.

And then you deliver.

She

she's just saying.

Two orders, Matt.

You haven't been in the restaurant biz in a while.

It's been a while since I've been the street.

We'd deliver the food, and then I'd be like, be right back, hop on stage, sing like, I'm going back someday.

Come on, man.

It was

blue by you.

You know that?

And honestly, that pull out of nowhere means you probably did sing Blue Bye.

I'm hybrid.

It was so powerful.

I loved it.

And I was like, this is the life.

This is the life.

So many things about this are perfect.

Well, difference between panoramic coughs and phones versus clink, clink,

like

that, you know, like that,

but that's an agreed upon premise.

We've agreed upon this.

There's sort of a base level of chewing, cling, clinging.

You're going to be eating and we accept and you'll be eating on stage yes a mutual agreement to eat

to have eaten

i mean

what was what was the thing that was

like

what was the thing that prepared you the most you think like what did you like did you think you like got you had a better experience than than sleep away camp i bet you did i feel like i did i mean i was so scared to go to sleep away camp i wouldn't have been able to really be present how old were you yeah i mean i think i was like nine or ten.

Oh, my God.

Were you anxious?

Or just your own body?

No, I was anxious.

Like, I was like, they're going to drop me off and my parents are going to die.

No, really.

I had that fear.

Yeah.

So it was, it was having to do not exactly with being at the camp.

It was just like being as a separation thing.

Yes.

Yes.

But I'm okay now.

Swing kids is the perfect name.

It's like as if you made it up.

Right.

And also, the woman who was in charge of it was called Darla Dreyer.

Where's she at?

I don't know.

Darla, if you're listening, thank you for your service.

She ran it.

She ran it.

Oh, that's so beautiful.

I'm Darla Dreyer.

I run swing kids.

Hannah has been incredible.

She's really fast on the floor and her blue bayou.

The way she slides up to that last note, it's always clean and resonant.

We love her.

And she's great with the fingers.

They never hit the ground.

She never dries.

We got other kids who are always dropping the fingers.

Sloppy hands.

Great.

Not me.

They're dropping on the the floor.

They're flopping up on stage, but not Hannah.

Not your daughter.

Happy you didn't send her to camp.

The reviews are in.

The reviews are in.

Your daughter's a sleigh.

A sleigh.

How many kids was this?

Oh my God.

It was just like a rag tag group of 10 kids.

You know, selective.

Selective, okay.

It's like all ages, you know, where it's just like

a little tiny kid who's scared to go on stage.

Did y'all ever sing Hard Knock Life?

I'm not sure.

You shut up.

Two on the nose.

Two on the nose.

Great number for a bunch of kids.

I feel like Darla was really looking for interesting.

I remember singing Johnny Angel.

Rock and Robin was a real hit.

Tweet rock.

Iraq in the tree top zone.

Think about the resonance also of kids just.

That's our theater, Drew.

Resonant kids.

Resonant kids.

You know, one of my favorite compliments I ever received was you when we were 20 saying that I had resonance.

You really do.

You do.

I often describe you as someone who has resonance.

Not as kind.

He's very playful.

He's a generous person.

He's very resonant.

He's very resonant for sure.

Well, now, were there all races in this game?

Was it a melting pot?

Was it melting pot?

Color, creed, nationality.

In my memory, it was.

You can say no, it was all.

I honestly don't quite remember, but maybe that's because I was very focused on myself and my performance.

And you didn't see race.

Exactly.

Right.

I saw a sort of vocal part.

I don't see race, only voice type.

Only voice type.

And then you're incredibly discriminatory based on those.

Yeah.

Like, you don't even see basses.

All contraltos go to jail.

Yeah.

Jail.

Jail.

Jail.

Lock them up.

Which you're always saying.

Well, that's kind of my catchphrase as a catchphrase comedian.

Thank you.

Lock them up, I feel wild.

Lock them up.

Lock them up.

I feel wild.

You can kind of combine the two.

Wait, I did not mean to say you were a catchphrase comedian.

I've just heard you say I feel wild.

I feel like you, when you said that, I was like, wow, Bowen really sees me.

Because the amount of times that I have played a teen discovering herself.

Are you kidding?

We all have our top.

I'm not saying that's even your type.

I have my type.

Yeah.

Bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch.

My type is also a bitch, bitch.

Yeah.

You're a competition.

She meant anything.

I'm a bitch.

resonant bitch i'm literally like hey like you know what i mean like you can count on me to come in and deliver a bitchy line raid hey wait i finished the hunting wives oh my god just in time i want to say that matt threatened me yeah and said if you don't finish we will walk out on air

like this

This is what I this is what I would have experienced,

but thank goodness I watched.

Oh my

waking the fucking resonance didn't even need the mic didn't even need the mic i'm not even warmed up i've been drinking a coke zero and huff and crack you can huff it too it's loose now what did you think of hunting wives well i did sort of have a thought because i was watching it backstage and everyone was like what are you watching in there and it was like it's porn yeah you're like i'm watching uh

hookerman's erect nipple gets sucked by britney smell the door was closed and everyone was just hearing,

and then gunshot.

You made me do that.

Are you so happy?

I mean, wow, the twists and turns.

They're not even turns, they're torn.

Twists and turns.

I did audition to play

Chrissy Metz's part.

Oh, wow.

Was her name Darla Dreyer?

She kind of had the Darla Dreyer energy.

What was her name?

Can you show your tape?

I could show it to you.

Actually, I watched it.

I've sent it to Melissa, and I was like, this is pretty good.

I was in my jail being like,

y'all need to get back in there and find who killed my daughter.

Holy shit.

Could have been.

What could have been?

Rebecca Cutter.

Y'all need to get back in there and find my fucking daughter.

Okay,

you go.

You go do one more time.

Y'all need to get back in there and find my fucking daughter.

My turn?

Yeah.

Here we go.

Y'all need to get back in there and find my fucking daughter.

Door.

Door.

Door.

I have chills.

Yeah.

I mean, Hannah.

It just goes to show that it can be done four different ways.

Chrissy, Bowen, Matt, or Hannah.

Anyway.

We're very like the girls, girls.

It's like, are you a Chrissy Latte?

Matt Rogers, a Bowen Yang, or a Hannah Solo.

Tell us at home.

Make sure you comment in the comments.

Hey, make sure you comment in the comments which one of us are you are.

Are you Team Bowen?

Team Chrissy Mets.

Team Matt.

Or Team Hannah.

Hashtag drag race.

Which is what that show is.

Which is what that show is.

Now, how long did you do Swing Kids to bring it back?

I think I did it like multiple summers.

Well, I hope it's beautiful.

And then I.

I hope they invited you back.

I was invited back.

I was a good performer, organized on top of my line.

And good on the floor.

Great on the floor.

Now, when you think about waiting tables,

how did it change you?

Listen, I think everyone should wait tables.

Do you have that opinion?

I do.

Like, it should be like

everyone has to do two years in restaurant.

Yeah, I think so.

I feel like you can always tell when someone has never worked in a restaurant when they go out to dinner because they're being an absolute bitch.

Why were you looking at me?

I never worked in a restaurant.

I worked service.

See, that counts.

I worked at an an my first job was at an ice cream store.

Oh,

I dealt with people.

Do you have to deal with people?

Yes, yes.

Wait, correct me if I'm wrong.

You didn't work with your sister.

No.

I had made that up.

You worked with a female friend.

Sure.

Another girl worked there.

A girl worked there.

A girl worked there.

I worked at least one girl, one woman.

One girl and one woman were there for sure.

Maggie Moo's Creamery.

Wait, where is that?

Maggie Moo and Darlin Dreyer?

Maggie Moo's was kind of

the more kid-friendly version of Coldstone.

Oh, okay.

So the mascot is this cunchy cow with eyelashes and lips.

I'm looking at her.

I'm picturing her.

Maggie Moo.

She wears like a polka dot or no, a cow print dress.

Of course.

And she is stunning.

Are you guys?

Oh, my God.

Maggie.

It's me.

You take off me.

You take off your wig to reveal the hunting wife's wig.

You take off your hair to reveal Malin's wig.

wagon's wig yeah and it's just like it's me maggie moo a maggie maggie

i love margo margo

stop

bring it in fly it in

it's kind of her best she's kind of showing maggie moo

show us the picture melissa i know no one has it in mind

it's you today

It's you today.

I'm actually freaking huge.

Are you getting this?

Nick's got to get it.

That's me.

That was my first job.

Does she ever come in?

I don't think I ever had to.

I was the only employee who did not have to get in the costume.

I don't think I ever had the pleasure.

You don't think I had the pleasure?

Did you say you didn't want to?

Or they were like, you don't have to.

They were like, you don't have to.

Okay.

Because you were so good at serving ice cream.

Because I was really good at serving ice cream.

And we had the very first cotton candy flavored ice cream in the world.

That has changed my life.

Yeah.

I love cotton candy ice cream.

I do too.

I don't think so many people who shit on.

Yeah, it's chemicals.

so is everything everything is chemical

yeah I don't understand what you think you're eating when you eat vanilla it's chemicals chemicals you're eating chemicals you're eating chemicals so restaurants taught you

patience servitude servitude focus I did work in a restaurant after college and I was bad at it do you city yeah does it still exist I don't think so brother Jimmy's

Thank you so much.

That's an honor.

But no, I didn't work at Brother Jimmy's.

A lot of people we knew did.

That's true.

Well, I worked at another one that someone else got me a job at,

and it was a disaster.

Oh, no, they would put like one person on shift and it'd be like brunch, and then they'd be like, Hannah, can you bartend?

And I'd be like, No,

remember when

we used to think

Max Brenner's was a normal restaurant?

I thought it was the fanciest restaurant.

It's

the chocolate by the bald man.

What?

Why?

Why?

Why chocolate by the bald man?

And that little like

line drawing.

I made my parents take me there because I was like, you're coming to New York.

I'm going to show you

as the best I can possibly get.

You know how many dates I went on there?

What did you order?

Bleep this out.

I went on my first date there.

It was

was up to married and that he was at the Betty Hoo concert

oh my god he and I went to Max Brenner's went across the street and saw the film nine

oh my god can you imagine a gayer date in the year of our Lord what was it 20 2009 2009 that's a gay union square date that's very much hitting up union square to be gay yeah I miss Union Square me too it used to be fun now now I don't know not anymore right the cozy is gone.

Cozy!

You know what else is gone, Vapiano?

It's horrible.

Bapiano is a very special place for me and my sister.

It's where we had lunch.

Of course.

The process election.

It's where we had lunch and where I said to Bon Yang, he can't go back to Denver.

He has to stay.

He must be in Papua Leg.

Bapiano is actually...

such an important place.

Like it was a life-changing place for me.

That lunch changed the course of my stay in New York.

What do you think it is now?

PF Jangs.

It's a PF Jengangs.

I think it is a PF Janks.

I think it is a PF Jenks.

I picture the horse outside, which is great.

You guys don't have to say that because I'm

thinking about that.

I don't see Race.

We love Race.

I see your voice type.

Yeah.

What is that?

Tenor?

No.

Despite the fact, despite your cries, you are a tenor.

I'm not a tenor.

Can you just settle this for us once and for all?

Should we get the keyboard out?

Yeah.

Do you bring it?

I got it in my bag.

You know the vocal type.

I'm like a baritone bass one.

Oh.

Speaking.

No, singing.

I've never heard higher singing.

What?

What, Melissa?

No.

You guys are projecting down.

The way you sang those high harmonies on I don't want to miss a thing, a bass in my falsetto.

That doesn't mean that it's not.

What would you say?

Well, I feel like however you want to identify what you're allowed to, what you're a tenor.

Yeah, I could say.

I think also

give us a little show.

Tenor two.

Bowen, tenor two.

Sure.

Oh, that means super high tenor.

They're a tenor.

Tenor one is super.

Am I ten or two?

Ten one's very high.

No.

Maybe I used to be.

I think you're a tenor one.

Maybe I used to be.

Back before the years.

Well, I think it sounds like we're going to sound great together.

It does.

I agree.

Our chorus.

I would say a mezzo-soprano with belt.

Yeah.

What did you sing at pop rock night for Cap 21, which was the big show at Musical Theater Cap 21 where each and every person got to sing a pop rock song?

What did you sing?

Do you know?

Does anyone remember?

I probably blocked it out.

Fiona Apple.

That feels kind of right for me.

I'm sure that I was like...

I know what you sang, River by Joni Mitchell.

Wait, how did you know that?

I know a lot of things about you guys.

I did.

Because you know that back in the day when we weren't doing performance really, I was just a fan of you guys.

Oh.

That's crazy.

It was so fun for me to be on all of your floor freshman year because you guys were always singing.

And everyone was always like, oh, I hate being around the cab kids because they're always singing.

And I was like, I think it's great.

You're so talented.

I was like, I always just wanted to go sit in the room.

Because you were down the hall from me.

And I remember like, it was like, it was a whole corner of musical theater girls.

Yes.

Y'all were always singing.

always singing

well you asked earlier what my one of my first memories of you was of me yeah

we slept out to wait for tickets for snl yes we did

and i believe at the time you were straight

and i just have a memory of you talking about titties

Like, I just remember being like, he's really talking about titties a lot.

Matt Rogers is a boob gay like me.

I'm really processing this take it in that one of your first memories of me was as a straight guy talking about titties not even not even booby titties outside of

that word titties

and you were turned off

you didn't like it no i was like what an interesting character

you wrote in your journal later the most interesting character tonight clearly gay guy sitting outside

talking about titties Earmarking this for later.

We'll come back to this.

Let me return to this thought.

We didn't get tickets.

I did.

You did.

That's what I thought you were going to say.

Because we all waited and they were going to let one of our group in.

And something took over inside me.

And I turned to everyone because it was my number.

It was 39.

Because they were taking 39 people.

I was number 39.

Then you guys were all behind me.

And I thought, I can go with my floor back to, back to the dorms and do whatever, or I can go in.

And I felt very compelled to go in.

And thank God I did, because that ended up being a turning point for me to decide to come out of, literally come out of the closet, stop talking about titties and take a UCB class and then try to audition for the groups.

But that was like a fateful night for me.

Holy shit.

You witnessed him on the precipice.

This is actually crazy because also my memory of it was that we all went in and then the cast of gossip girl got into the elevator before us and they went it's full yeah they let one person

they let one person in and it was me they said okay we can take one more there's one more seat but the universe said it needs to be you i remember i looked around at you guys and i was like i think i want to go and they were like and a couple people were like go yeah and i was and then a couple people were like

and i was just like i'm gonna go and i walked in and the elevator doors closed and i was like i can't believe i just did that wow

okay so were you in the elevator with like Leighton Meester and Blake?

I don't remember the gossip girl cast.

I do remember sitting two or three seats away from Emma Stone and her partner at the time, Teddy Geiger.

Wow.

Sure.

Just for it to be very 2008 forever.

Wow.

Yeah.

First memories of me.

Yeah.

Well,

as we said before, we all auditioned for the same improv team together, and Bowen did get in.

You made it pretty far, though, in the audition.

I believe I made it to the finals with you.

Yes.

Yes, you did.

You beat me up.

No,

Anna.

He's vicious when it comes to final rounds.

Oh,

funny.

I remember thinking you were so.

I was like, this girl is fucking funny.

That's probably would have been the best idea for you guys to just go off and create your own group, your own queer group.

Too late.

Too little too late.

I guess you guys had investments in traditions.

You know what I mean?

Feels like you guys were putting all your, yeah, in institutions

instead of creating your own.

We've since learned.

Yes.

You have to create your own work.

You have to create your own work.

Exactly.

I remember you being shy.

Oh, my God.

You were kind of shy freshman year.

Yeah, I was.

I was like so overwhelmed, I think.

With NYU and the, oh, my gosh, freshman year, it was like, what is going on?

And also, I wasn't like a big star at my high school.

So I didn't come in being like, oh my God, like I'm the most talented person here.

I was a little bit like, they're going to find out that I snuck in and be like, you have to leave.

Fuck.

That's sort of an info in my mental state.

No, I get it though.

Similar feeling to like being

hypothetically being dropped off at sleep away camp.

Yes, exactly.

I was just like, what am I doing here?

Where did everyone go?

Yep.

Oh, that year is so tough.

My roommate was this girl that was like pledging a sorority.

And we weren't sure, but we were pretty certain that they had given her a chicken that she had to take care of.

How did you not know?

How did you not know?

Because we were like, it's in her bag.

The chicken is in the bag.

She

carry the chicken around.

Didn't never once cook.

Never once saw the chicken, but she was really wild.

Yeah.

Who do you look up to?

That's a really great question, Matt.

Who do I look up to?

Really?

Or Jeff Peters?

Jeff Peters answering him for me.

So seriously.

Seriously, who do I look up to?

Who's your hero?

Who's my hero?

Is that a different question?

Yeah, I feel like it is sort of a different question.

I mean, you know, I've had the opportunity to work with so many amazing people at O'Mary.

Yes.

And like, Cole is, of course, one of my heroes.

It's kind of boring.

We talk about Cole a lot.

Well, shut the fuck up then.

Just saying.

It can be boring.

Okay, changing my answer to someone no one's ever said before.

Yeah.

Jane Goodall.

Do you look up to her?

I actually, when I was a kid, I loved Jane Goodall.

She's like an iconic.

I was like, I should help save the monkeys.

Is that what she does or are they gorillas?

Whatever.

I think she tests them all.

Have you ever seen Gorillas in the Mist?

No.

That doesn't end us happy.

Okay.

That's what we said.

Guards aren't happy and bad.

Yeah.

Well, Gorillas in the Mist is about Diane Fossey.

Oh.

She was killed by poachers.

Please.

Please.

Watch the movie.

And I will.

And I

will.

My assignment for tonight, Gorillas in the Mist.

I'm done with the hunting wives.

It's time to move on.

We'll walk

or we walk.

I'll come back and I'll have watched Gorillas in the Mists.

Okay.

And you'll be better for it.

And I will.

I'll know what it's about.

What's next for you?

Well,

right now I'm really just trying to hunker down and do these weeks on Broadway.

That is going to be a fully different feeling for you as a performer just to like go on stage and not hear the, have to hear the fucking guy be like, oh, she's good.

Truly, I'm like, I don't know what's going to happen.

And I've never done it more than five times in a row.

Yeah, so I guess it's going to be tea and honey for you.

Tea and honey.

Nobody talked to me.

Vocal rest.

Broadway is a prison.

You do get that tense.

You do.

Like, it's a beautiful and a wonderful prison.

I'm so grateful to be a part of, but it's so hard.

Did you read that Megan Hilti, New York Times diary where she was like, I don't eat after 4 p.m.

I don't speak to anyone after the show.

She's just like going to physical therapy, going to the show.

It's, it's so hard.

She's a fucking queen.

Absolutely.

I met her after death becomes her and I was like, God, you're the coolest, most beautiful, chillest motherfucker on the planet.

So cool.

But yeah, like the discipline that, but she's, she's used to it.

But then this is what you want to like, I don't know.

Like we're not complaining, obviously, about our lives.

Like, we're obviously so grateful, but it is like the thing that they don't like tell you about.

There's no way to extrapolate how you are going to be feeling and living as like a 30, 40, 50 something, 60 something, however long you want to work to balance like your actual life with like, oh, God, I got to like do eight shows a week and

suck on Gruther's pastilles all day.

I be sucking on the Gruther's pastilles.

I be sucking on Gruthers.

And what's weird too is like to have a job that isolates the area of your life that is like 6 to 10 p.m.

Yeah.

It's just such a bizarre part of your day to be when you work.

And I mean around 2 p.m., I'm like, hey, anybody free?

Anybody out here?

And everyone's like, anybody want to have dinner?

It's two.

I'm thinking about having pasta.

A little spaghetti.

But no.

So then I'm eating.

a full meal at 11 p.m.

But sleeping until when?

You must be sleeping in in these days well recently I've been unable to sleep in which is concerning what

I don't know my body just says it's 955 which I know isn't super early but no but when your schedule is shifted later it's I do yeah it's like hard when you're going to bed at like two or three 955 you're like okay but I could have used a little bit more let me have a little bit more

when you're up at night smoking weed how dare you jacking off you up at like smoking weed jacking it off

gambling Well, I got to get into my gambling fix and my horses.

Which one's going to win?

Lucky seven?

Big blue.

I got 10 on big blue.

Me too.

I hope we win.

We win.

Can we talk about

Aaron Jackson?

I was going to, wait, I wanted to bring Aaron up too because

you guys are kindred spirits.

Oh, 100%.

Talk about, because the vibe is like

we are

devil may care in a way.

You guys are like, yeah, whatever.

It's just, but it's, it flows out of you like magic.

The humor.

The humor.

You guys have the same,

you have a very similar styling.

Well, I learned a lot from Aaron.

When I started Rumple Teaser, it was like Aaron and Josh Sharp and Jeff Hiller.

Yep.

And for like months, I was so panicked, like on the back wall, being like, just walk out and just do the scene.

you're gonna be fine but i learned so much by like literally performing with them weekly for years wow so you were on stage with hiller all the time yeah

we did a show the night after trump was elected for the first time and i'll never forget it like jeff led us like a song about how like gender is a river or something and like all of us were crying

i mean

the the things that we have said and done aaron and i have played sisters who've

fucked like probably multiple times.

Can I say that?

Yeah,

sisters who fucked.

Sisters who fucked.

But don't say brothers who fucked because that's not through the male gaze.

We can talk about sisters who fucked because the men, this is a manosphere podcast.

So the men that listen to us can see two women fucking and they get it.

But if you talk about two guy, two gay guys, they don't have an entry point.

That's disgusting.

Whoa.

So just to maintain our Manosphere presence, okay, I got you.

Sisters, we're fucking.

Just sisters.

But yeah, I really feel the spirit of Aaron lives within me of just like,

that is Aaron.

Right.

What did you feel when Hiller won the Emmy?

Oh my gosh.

I truly wept.

I wept.

I mean, obviously, you are a star and I would have loved if you won as well.

Not true.

No, he says untrue.

Okay.

With his legs crossed.

No.

But I mean, like, wow.

I had seen Jeff like a week prior and he was like, like, I'm not going to win.

I know I'm not going to win.

It's just so beautiful.

I, he's so beautiful on that show.

The euphoria that I felt.

Oh, my God.

And this is someone who, like, to see hundreds of people on Instagram being like, this is the kindest person.

They work so hard.

Like, I was just so moved by the amount of people.

that felt like, oh, this was a win for us.

You know?

Yeah.

So huge.

Like, when does that happen?

No, no, no please no i was just gonna say i feel that way too like just with me being in the show sometimes where i'm like it's not just me like making it to broadway it's like all of our friends and like the people that we came up with i'm like yeah we're doing it we did this yep it did feel like that like i i will say like

earnest moment uh it was like so overwhelming and so emotional and felt so good for it to be you that we were all going to see because i feel like you're one of the people that like universally everyone that's in your life like loves you and roots for you and knows that you deserve it because you are so special.

And so the fact that you're going to get this like hunk of time to do it, I'm so happy they gave it to you because A, you deserve it and B, it's going to be fucking phenomenal because you're so good at it.

And especially the mad cat medley, which is when I feel you can be the most

fucked up.

Most, I feel so wild.

You get to feel so wild.

The last time I did the show, I was like, I need to stop sticking my tongue out.

No, I don't know.

That's your take.

My take is tongue out.

Yes.

It's like, you know, like a sexy little devil, like,

what do you call it?

Like, what about cute doll?

But a devil, just like, I love someone who thinks that their cute face that they're making as an aside is

like someone who's whose cute little thing is.

Me?

Like, whose cute little thing is the worst face they can make.

But sometimes you do want to do that.

You do.

You have to let it out.

And you have to let it out on stage.

Exactly.

By medium.

You should throw.

I know like Mary's in distress for most of the show, but I think in one of the scenes, you should be like, during the great day monolith, you should go at some point.

Direct to an audience member, make eye contact.

Well,

find out if she does it.

Maybe you'll be the person I choose.

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We're going to move into I Don't Think So, Honey.

Whoa.

This is our 60-second segment where we take exactly that amount of time

to rantrail and rage and

not retreat.

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that gets to us.

And I have something.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

This is

Matt Rogers's.

I don't think so, and it's time starts now.

I don't think so, honey, still using a towel that has a brown stain, even if it's clean.

Okay, so who is doing one thing that happens is like you wash towels, they come out of the dryer, they're clean, but they still have a brown stain on it.

And people are like, well, it's just the stain from what was there.

It's not currently soiled.

I don't think so, honey.

I think once a towel has a brown stain, look, we're in entertainment.

It could be makeup.

It could be poop.

I don't know if

it could be poop.

I don't think so, honey.

Any and poop touches so many more things that I think we could even understand.

But the fact that this is a towel, a thing expressly used to, you know, comfort oneself after a shower, comfort meaning dry.

Like to me, it's just like, if it could be poop, for me, it is, because especially because the towel is in the bathroom as well.

Sometimes what happens is you get a towel and it's a little bit fucked up.

I don't think so, honey, rolling the dice.

Throw it away, get a new towel.

I don't think so, honey.

And that's one minute.

It could be poop.

It could be poop.

Oh, well, it could be poop.

I'm just saying, like, today.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You had to.

Today there was a towel.

And I sort of saw the towel and there was like a little bit of a stain on it.

And I'm like, I should just get rid of this.

And then I thought, okay, I did use that towel when I took makeup off my face.

Sure.

And only when I go to Morgan Entertainment, by the way,

I mean, boys.

Sorry, I'm very binary today, apparently.

Anyway, I just think if your towel is covered in stains, you gotta.

Okay.

I support this.

I support.

I think we're all in agreement.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I'm glad I said it.

What's the peanut gallery saying?

You need black towels.

Oh,

so that you can have whatever stains you want black towels and brown flowers

please

stop

stop at once

i really you came in and i knew i would that it would be a laugh around

do you have something to say i have something it's

I'm gonna I'm gonna go for it.

Okay.

Okay.

And it's an important part of the community, but there's something about it that is fundamentally really devastating to what we do

and our time.

And I have to call this out.

And I love this place dearly.

And this is Bohn Yang's.

I don't think so, honey, his time starts now.

I don't think so, honey, that there are not one, not two, but three locations of Rippoli Greer studios that I spent at least 45 minutes trying to get to the right one because it was not specified clearly to me which one I was supposed to be at this morning.

And so, of course, I had a lovely time in a yellow cab because that's what was available on 8th Avenue and 36th.

But I went to the 36th Street location, didn't see anything on the board, went to the 38th Street location, realized I was at the wrong one, then had to go all the way up 8th Avenue to the 55th Street location.

And you guys, I think we have to figure out a naming convention so that it's SEO friendly so that if I type it in Google Maps, I am at the right place.

So you can have a shorthand say, I'm at Ripley 55th.

I'm at Greer 38.

I'm being very calm about this because I say this with love, but I think it would be, it would eliminate so much consternation and strife in the theater and dance and performer community who are rehearsing.

And that's one minute.

Well,

I'm so sorry.

I did, I did fuck up my day a little bit.

I think it needs to be raised to the ground and rebuilt.

Or that.

It's not, it's not ethical.

It's not ethical.

You're talking about Ripley Ripley Group specifically.

It's unethical.

The way it's laid out is unethical.

I'm not saying that.

Without ethics.

And I obviously love everybody who works there

as a decades-long patron of that place.

I say this with love, but this is not the first time I've been to the wrong Ripley.

Mm-hmm.

Do you know what you need to do once you get into one of those studios?

Use

your salt.

What?

Spray air.

Well, it's always like so thick and sweaty in the air.

It's thick and sweaty.

It's DMV lighting.

It's a lot, you know, but we can put up with that.

I can put up with that.

I cannot put up with multiple locations

it being very hard to specify which one.

You know, it's

100% stressed.

You're probably already late.

You're already in a, I can't, I have rehearsal mentality.

And you're also already a little stressed out because you know you're going to go dance.

Exactly.

Like, I've never once gone to Ripley Greer or really any rehearsal studio like that and been like, I'm excited to be here.

It's always I'm going to do something that's, I'm going to be bad at at first and scary.

Yeah.

And then be lost.

You have to show your ID,

the panic of getting to the elevator.

The police state of that building.

It's a police state of 520 8th Avenue.

It's a police state, Hannah.

You don't have your ID.

Good luck.

Good luck.

You're not getting into rehearsal.

Oh, okay, Christy Gnome.

I guess this is fucking

Christy Gnome at the gate.

By the way, I did go to the airport and saw all those those Christy Noome videos.

Like it was fucking, you know, a pre-show for a Disney ride.

I was like, this is crazy.

She's BD Wong at the Jurassic Park ride.

She really thinks she's BD Wong.

She thinks she's BD Wong.

And she's deeply mistaken.

I haven't seen these videos.

Go to the airport.

Okay.

Get on a flight tonight.

After this.

Hurry.

I'm going to Florida.

Callback.

That's improv.

I'm going to go to Florida for an improv callback.

I'm doing a three days at the Lyceum.

I thought then I'm going to Florida for my callback.

Headed to Orlando tonight for my improv callback.

Oh, I see Christy on the screen.

They want me to be

one of the fountains, the voice of a fountain.

I sit in a small room that's too hot.

I have a little microphone and a tiny, tiny screen.

I can see who walks up to a fountain, and I play a fountain that talks.

Okay, what's your fountain voice?

This one.

That's good.

Comforting.

Kind of similar to the.

show.

I'm a fountain.

Well, come on, kids.

Throw a coin in me.

Make a list, why don't you?

Oh, this is a good character.

Hold on, I'll be right there.

Just kidding.

I can't move.

I'm a big hole in the ground.

Go have fun.

Is someone writing this down?

Hurry.

We have producers for this.

Are you writing down what I'm saying for my fountain bit?

Okay.

I would rather.

Okay.

Yeah.

This is important.

I'm sweating.

You've done this before.

I have done it before.

I don't think so, Honey Live.

I believe I was at the first ever one with the hat.

You were.

You were.

We had the Culturalist hats.

Oh, my God.

Remember those?

We used to be culture crusaders.

Doesn't really fit with the hats, but whatever.

I don't think most of the things we've done have like fit in with the hat.

But it was a gorgeous hat.

It It was.

Sort of pirate-esque.

Pirate-ass.

You ready?

Okay.

Okay.

Do you have a topic?

Yeah.

This is Hannah Solo's.

I don't think so, honey.

Her time starts now.

I don't think so, honey.

Cooking a meal for yourself and then it turns out bad.

Oh, no.

I just spent 26 whole ass dollars and three hours of my one wild and precious life on a goddamn zoo.

And now I'm either gonna throw it in the garbage or eat it for the next two weeks because I don't want to waste it.

Scallions gone.

Carrots, gone.

Can of tomatoes gone.

And people are trying to put new ingredients in to fix it.

I don't think so, honey.

You can't fix it.

She is who she is.

Walk away.

And you're thinking, well, oh, you made the stew.

It's your fault.

I don't think so, honey.

It's the stew's fault.

Yeah.

Blame the stew.

Well, and I should have just maybe ordered delivery like I wanted to in the first place.

And it would have spent $52.86

on a single chicken wrap, but now I'm having toast for dinner.

Again, toast dinner.

I don't think someone eats.

Toast dinner.

Look, you can't be a hero in the kitchen.

No.

Me crying over a bowl that I worked on so hard.

It tastes horrible.

Oh, my God.

Gagging it down.

Gagging it down.

Why don't you text Dave and ask what happened?

Dave?

I don't know.

And you buy all these ingredients where you have to use a single table.

He's grimacing at you.

He's grimacing at you.

You buy all the ingredients and then you get home and they're like, a dash of it?

I spent $30 on this oil.

Now I got

seven cinnamon sticks sitting in my pantry for the next eight years.

Exactly.

And you're Googling, what can I do with cinnamon sticks?

And they're like, you can make a winter sangria.

Next time you go, next, I actually, see, the thing is, this is why you text your friends in your community.

Had you done that, you would have been able to hear from me.

I know what to do with the cinnamon sticks.

Okay, well, now I know.

I was in full shame mode, you know, when you go, I have to just be by myself eating this bowl of slaw.

Right, but it's, it is just tough to go,

do I throw it out?

Exactly.

Because that sucks.

Toast dinner.

Dinner again is such a hard image for me.

Like you said,

I'm eating a toast dinner again.

Toast dinner.

Toast dinner.

Toaster dinner.

Just like you.

It's like 11.30 p.m.

You didn't get to go on because no one was sick.

That sucks.

You get home.

You fucking flop it in the kitchen.

I guess I got to pop that Ryan.

Hit heavy.

And I burn it.

Every time I burn it.

Oh, God.

Ryan heavy toast.

You burn the toast every time?

And I don't have a toaster.

I don't have a microwave.

Oh, well.

I'm just out here in this world lost.

I hope with the money you make from being ohanna

ye bye that's our biggest laugh of the episode

you're hilarious

you're hilarious that's rich you liked me a swing see it sounds similar to the fountain

these are all really different excuse me i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry actually excuse you excuse you and it's been like that since the beginning excuse you that's really been the vibe excuse you you come in here i feel like maggie moo i'm gonna walk out now No, don't walk.

We're all going to walk out together.

Was that in Maggie Moo or Mona May?

Okay.

Mona Moo.

Mona Mae.

Maggie Moo.

Mona Mae.

Darla Dry.

Darla Dry.

The cast of Hunting Wives Season 2.

If they're lucky.

Because they're all dead.

They're all dead.

Starry spoiler alert.

They're all dead.

So many of them are dead.

And it kept happening.

Yeah.

I was astounded.

You could tell they were writing with abandon.

Click, click, click.

Click, click, click, click.

You cunts.

You're dead.

You're dead.

I really thought that

redheaded Callie.

Yeah, yeah, icon.

Yes.

Oh, so bad.

She pegs her husband.

Yes.

And it starts like a news show.

And now she's like, she has her own Nancy Grace show.

Oh, yeah.

To get the real Nancy Grace.

Nancy Grace flying in to guest star and be like, you need a show.

You got future.

You got a future.

You need to really think about what's next.

She had a great day on on set.

No, she did.

You could tell everyone's like, Nancy, thank you so much

for doing this.

Now, if I'm to be correct,

if I'm looking at what I'm looking at, it looks like a lot of people are dying in your town.

What is happening in this crime?

What is happening in this town?

Do you think she improvised?

I feel like she was like, I have some ideas for the script.

Let me just do a fun one.

I bet Nancy Grace knows what a fun run is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do a fun one.

Now, what about one for me?

I got to do a tight camera.

There is one for me.

For me, y'all.

Let me just, let me just do one for me.

I'll be quick.

I got a pitch.

I got a pitch.

Meanwhile, she goes, it tears.

Everyone's like dying, moved, crying, laughing in suspense.

Sort of like watching you do

Oh, Mary.

Oh, you have to.

September 30th, October 12th.

I cannot wait.

It will be a grand old time.

I am proud of you.

Please, everyone.

You're such a star.

I've always known.

You just rock.

And we're so happy that you're here.

I'm so proud of you both.

And truly, it really means so much to be here with you both.

Love you.

Do you...

Are you grateful to Malala that we actually got to have a great time in this room?

I feel like I'm loving the vibes of this room.

I like this room

now better than I did coming in.

That's true.

You came in with a different energy and now it's sort of our room.

Malala, I don't know what's going on up there.

Oh, she's crushing, she's tearing it up.

She's got really good material.

Well,

we end every episode with the song, and I know it with a perfect one.

It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees,

they're putting up rain dance and some

joy and peace.

I wish I had a river,

I could skate away on it.

Wow, you guys, the voices are lower.

The

I could skate away

listen to that song scream blue by Joni Mitchell or so many albums everyone's covering that people love ripper

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