"Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

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Let's get a single out our guest really quickly on video. This is important that we document the documentation.
Our guest is filmed.

Speaker 21 Getting Chris Jenner, Amy Poehler, and Mean Girls vibes. I can't believe it.

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I'm gad. Good social.
Good social. So background on the guest.
So come with us back to the Gotham Awards 2022.

Speaker 1 We're sitting there at our tables. We're being honored, as it were,

Speaker 1 with the Ensemble Award. And thank you, Gothams, even retroactively for Fire Island.
And we're sitting there.

Speaker 1 And we had heard rumors and rumblings that someone who had walked up to present best picture at the Gothams was a reader. And we were like, okay, do we, how do we go about this?

Speaker 1 Because Jennifer Lawrence being a reader feels like too much. Too much.
But I was like, we should just try to figure out.

Speaker 1 So Bowen goes, I'm going to, when she walks by, I'm just going to say, I love your coat.

Speaker 1 I don't remember this right away.

Speaker 1 And it was a great coat. And so you go, okay, I'm just going to, she's going to walk by.
I'm just going to say, I like her coat. And if she's like, oh, thanks.
Then we'll know that she's not a reader.

Speaker 1 Whatever.

Speaker 1 So you said, I love your coat. I love your coat.
She goes, oh, I'm a reader. Confirmed reader.
And then I'm a Katie. I'm a Katie.
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 I said, I'm a Katie because that had been the latest one. The latest one.
I was a Katie.

Speaker 1 Also, I thought you genuinely liked the coat. Oh, of course we liked the coat.

Speaker 1 By the way, it is. It's the first day hearing.

Speaker 1 No, she hasn't. She thinks of us now.
I know. Welcome.
By the way, welcome to this fucking show. Jennifer Lawrence.
Jennifer Lawrence. Lawrence.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 It's been a long time coming. I'm just going to black out.
I'm like, are you guys talking to me? I feel like we should have comments. We should have a huge break.

Speaker 1 I was going to bring champagne, but now I'm like quitting the vape. And do you have it? I don't want

Speaker 1 I snap and they come in. I actually met a woman at a party who was French, and she was like, when I got pregnant, they told me not to stop smoking because it would be too stressful.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute.

Speaker 21 What was last trimester like for you? You were doing it all.

Speaker 1 No, I wasn't doing it. I was just trying to like roll around.
Yeah. Trying to

Speaker 1 get from A to B. Right.
What's the horniest part of a pregnancy?

Speaker 1 Probably second trimester. Second try.
But I'm like married. I'm not like horny.

Speaker 1 I'm like married. I'm not like horny.

Speaker 1 That's actually roll culture number eight. I'm like married.
I'm not like horny.

Speaker 21 That's kind of what your movie Die, My Love, is about.

Speaker 1 Kind of being horny. They're so horny in the beginning.
Aren't they all?

Speaker 21 That was a really horny beginning of the film.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The movie is fucking nuts. Thank you.
Yeah. It's crazy.
I'm nervous about the people that are going to think it's like Twilight,

Speaker 1 like fanfic. And that for those people, I just want to be like, walk, don't run.

Speaker 23 Right.

Speaker 1 You know, like, take your time. It's poetry.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But thank you.

Speaker 21 I'm sure we're the millions of people to tell you this. It's giving Cassavetes.

Speaker 1 It's giving women all the time.

Speaker 1 That is the only thing I want to hear. So it's giving Cassavetes as sort of like music to the ears for now.
For any project. Yeah.
Imagine they said that to us about Fire Island or our ensemble ship.

Speaker 1 It's giving Cassavetes. Oh shoes.
They weren't saying that. You watched the wrong movie.

Speaker 1 You don't know what Castavetis is. You don't know what Cassavetti is actually.

Speaker 25 Damn. No.

Speaker 1 I just like, I, I feel like, because a couple years ago, one of our favorite movies was No Hard Feelings. And just to think that you're at this place now where like

Speaker 1 you can do No Hard Feelings, but you can also do Die My Love.

Speaker 1 I feel like there was a little bit of a period where it was like you were doing your superhero geese and then it was like Oscar movie, what they were wanting you to do.

Speaker 1 It feels like now you're picking the stuff you really want.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Don't you is that true? The geese.
The geese.

Speaker 1 Yeah, boots. Like boots.
Down boots.

Speaker 1 I just, I got overwhelmed when you said no hard feelings. I'm so upset I didn't get Botox before that.
I got Botox. What do you talk about? I learned about Botox after, and I just.

Speaker 1 They invented it after. I just, they invented it after.
I didn't know how to do it. All you could say when you were seeing it was the fact that you didn't have Box.
I was just like, oh my God. Like,

Speaker 1 who do you think you are? Nilly Torwood?

Speaker 1 Nilly Torwood? No, don't get. No, we're not correcting the name.

Speaker 21 It's Nilly Torwood.

Speaker 1 She's actually coming in right after you.

Speaker 1 She's going to be really incredible on the show.

Speaker 1 I wonder if she fucks.

Speaker 1 Or if she's fucking up. Probably.

Speaker 27 I know it depends. Probably not.

Speaker 1 Definitely not. How close are we to it?

Speaker 21 To Tilly Norwood, to Nilly Torwood.

Speaker 1 To Tilly Norwood fucking on screen. Who's going to be the actor that does the first movie with Tilly Norwood? That's what I want to know.
The first human actor.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say

Speaker 1 one of the Eastwoods. One of the Eastwoods.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 Junior Eastwood?

Speaker 1 Oh, Clint's dead.

Speaker 1 No, Clint's not dead.

Speaker 21 No, Clint's not dead.

Speaker 25 We're keeping all of this.

Speaker 1 We've broken the news of people's death before. We broke the

Speaker 1 news. And then someone really died.

Speaker 1 Who was it? Oh, my God.

Speaker 17 Who do we break the news?

Speaker 1 We fully announced the death of someone and it was wrong.

Speaker 1 And then they really died. You killed them.

Speaker 1 We could put it out there. How did you get to the place mentally to be like, we are announcing this death when it wasn't confirmed? You know what the podcast used to be.
Yeah, well, no.

Speaker 1 But I've also like literally done that. So I don't even know how I could be like, where were you to be?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I did the opposite. I had, I thought I was meeting Elizabeth Taylor after Elizabeth Taylor had passed away.

Speaker 1 Explain this.

Speaker 1 Well, there was an old woman at a party that was just like, I think you're a really great actress. And I was like,

Speaker 1 Liz. And I was just like, this is Elizabeth Taylor.
And then I introduced her to my friend. It was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor.
And my friend was like, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 Elizabeth Taylor is no longer with us. Did we find out who it was?

Speaker 1 She was like, an old gal.

Speaker 1 She was just an old woman and she ended up writing like to my agent was like because i told the story on on fallon and she was like i i remember this and i think that's me i'm that i'm the woman i'm the elizabeth

Speaker 1 was me was me wow anyway it was very cassavati's it was very cassavetti you're probably like bowen though where the people that's that star strike you the most are the housewives oh yeah

Speaker 1 Or are you good with that? No, no, no. I mean, I would be absolutely shocked.
Are you guys watching

Speaker 1 Salt Lake right now? Yeah. Oh, my God.
Salt Lake is, I like

Speaker 1 Cassavetes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's Cassavetes. That's Cases.
I won't get threads. That's good to know.

Speaker 1 I think she looks good. Okay.

Speaker 1 You know who's literally doing Cassavetes is Bronwyn.

Speaker 1 Every Bronwyn-like scene feels like Cassavetes. Oh my God.
Well, let's talk about it. I don't know.
Why can't he just pretend to be nice to her just while they're filming?

Speaker 1 It seems like it was just like a 20-minute interaction.

Speaker 21 I think on principle, it's that he hates the filming of it all. He doesn't like to throw it on a TV show.

Speaker 1 Oh, I think it's because he's like, you owe me money. And so I can treat you however I want.
No? What I'm getting from it is that it's like, he thinks this character he's playing on camera works.

Speaker 1 I think he thinks.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't think he gets it because he shows up. Have you noticed? He shows up with her to like all the press that they do.

Speaker 1 Like apparently there was a thing where they were like scooping ice cream last year. He was there.
He's just like there with her at everything.

Speaker 1 So it's not like this thing where she's dragging her husband to on camera. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's participating. I think he thinks the way he's coming across is just different than he is.
Okay. I think he thinks he's cute.
Okay. I hear you.
I think

Speaker 1 that he does not have control

Speaker 1 over his hatred and animosity for her. Oh my God.
I hate that. I know.
And she's so pretty. When I I read, did you guys read All Fours? No.

Speaker 1 It's not for you.

Speaker 1 It's whatever. I liked it, but that's just anybody who's read it, that's who I pictured as the main character.

Speaker 21 And

Speaker 1 I don't even know why I need to say that.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to stop talking. Just stop quickly.

Speaker 1 I believe that she is having a better season because I think that she's giving less fucks. And also, I think the Christian Siriano of it all is.
She doesn't really need to give. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 She doesn't really need to give that many fucks. She's like, she's fine.
She's not like

Speaker 1 britney she's like she confronted me at the sad words what she confronted me she was she was doing her

Speaker 1 fronted you because i've spoken ill of her on this podcast oh wow she got wind of that is that why you're being so demure no because i'm gonna

Speaker 21 show anxiety after that no no no no no no no they are professionals yeah you know what i mean like they hear people talk about them all day long yeah if you don't develop actresses they're like actresses yeah And then she, she came up to me at the party.

Speaker 1 She was like, hi, Bowen. I hear you're not a fan.

Speaker 21 And I was like, Bronwyn, Bronwyn, yes, it's true, but I'm really happy to meet you right now. And of course, I love everything you do.

Speaker 21 And I would not be talking about you if I didn't feel something strongly about you.

Speaker 1 Wow. You are really classy.
I would have fainted.

Speaker 21 And then we worked it out in the remix and it's all good. And now, and I did DM her when after that harrowing scene with her mother.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was so funny. I was just like, oh.

Speaker 21 I was like, hey, just reaching out. I've dealt with dementia in my family.
It's, it's really difficult. And thank you for being so vulnerable on the show about it.

Speaker 1 And just reaching out saying hey we love you wow but like that's the beauty all the way class all the way no but i but she initiated you know what i had something like that with la la oh vanderpum because i called her a cunt that was crazy wait

Speaker 1 you shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're like 30 or like yeah you know that's the whole quote for for this by the way you shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're 30 which we agree with you all yeah although that's implying that i'm like nail it made you

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Speaker 1 I was saying something about Robin Williams and I said Robin Wright Penn. And Robin's common misconception.

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Speaker 21 Yeah. You know, amazing children.

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Yeah.

Speaker 1 Would you describe it?

Speaker 21 It's kind of like a fun psychological thriller, but it's told from their points of view. It's very Rashamon meets,

Speaker 21 you know,

Speaker 1 country women.

Speaker 17 And Robin Wright directed the Robin Wright.

Speaker 21 Robin Wright, dropped the pen,

Speaker 28 directed.

Speaker 1 That makes sense. She directed some episodes of House of Cards.
Yes. That's right.
Yeah.

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Speaker 21 Other thoughts about Salt Lake?

Speaker 1 Other thoughts about Salt Lake.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think Lisa's just, she's really bothering me.
She's just so

Speaker 1 unhinged because I get that Angie is like

Speaker 1 doing the same thing, but for some reason, Angie doing it just feels like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, like a kid doing something, whereas like Lisa Barlow is like

Speaker 1 so, I don't know. I mean, this is insulting to both of them.
I'm more on Angie's side. I don't know why.
She just seems nicer. There's an innocence to both of them.

Speaker 1 The religious stuff really freaks me out. I mean, that's why Mormon wives was so, just to watch all the loopholes is so funny.
Like we can't drink coffee, but we put it up our butts. Right, right.

Speaker 1 Because that's like God would have liked it. What's it called? It's like soaking, soaking, soaking.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or yeah.

Speaker 21 No, but that's it, but it's not, but they weren't butt-chugging, they were just soaking.

Speaker 1 No, they were, they were butt-chugging, not alcohol.

Speaker 21 Not out. They were but they were not soaking.
They were butt-chugging the coffee. Yes.

Speaker 1 Like a coffee anime. Yeah, yeah.
So insane. So what

Speaker 1 they all soaked. And but they did it in the butt.

Speaker 1 They did it in the butt soaked. Well, then there's a thing.
Is it, is it, is it, Is soaking when you put your dick in someone and lay on the bed and someone jumps on the bed? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Heather Gay, I think, explained this. Yeah, it was also in jury duty, famously.

Speaker 21 Wait, who was soaking in jury duty? Marston?

Speaker 1 Marston was the jumper.

Speaker 21 Was the jumper. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't remember that. Oh, I do.

Speaker 1 I mean, nomination for Marsden. Nomination for Marston for bouncing.

Speaker 1 Did you watch Miami?

Speaker 1 No, I don't know why. But I do watch Orange County.
Yeah. And I feel like I'm the only one that I, that watches Orange County, but it's like my favorite.
I know, but I love it.

Speaker 1 There's just like lawsuits, galore. Right.
Were you Team Katie Janella? No.

Speaker 21 No, it's hard to be on Team Katie. I'm sorry, Katie, if you're listening to this.

Speaker 1 Being like Team Alexis.

Speaker 1 Like, no. Can you imagine? No.

Speaker 1 Katie seemed so sane.

Speaker 1 She kept lying. But she did keep lying.
And she did throw up before the lie detector test, which doesn't scream, I think I'm going to tell the truth.

Speaker 21 Or I have a good relationship with the truth.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Exactly. There seems to be a lot of fear behind the truth if you're vomiting beforehand.
You did one of those vanity friends. You were like one of the first ones to do it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And is that like a real?

Speaker 1 Well, no. Okay.
But I found out like after. Yeah.
Or maybe right before. I don't know.
I found out at some point. I do think it's.
It's a fun social bit. Fun.
Oh, yeah. I like it.

Speaker 1 I want Rob and I, I think, are going to do it. That's like been the only feedback I've given on this press store.
I'm like, can we do that? It's checking cases.

Speaker 1 And can I go and let's go into eat them?

Speaker 1 Check, check, check, check. Check, check.
What is your relationship with Rob? How long had you guys known each other before this? What is your relationship with the truth? With the truth.

Speaker 1 With the truth.

Speaker 1 It makes me mama.

Speaker 1 I didn't really know Rob. And then I, I mean, but you can kind of tell how people's personalities are.
Like, he's exactly what you would imagine. He's like a folksy, like a British guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And just like sweet and not dramatic and just like really laid back. Yeah.
And then we did like dance lessons together, which I guess was like team building exercises.

Speaker 1 Wait, what did you get? You guys danced in the movie? Yeah. Yeah.
We did do a dance. It got cut out.

Speaker 1 But we did do a choreographed dance. But I think it was, I think in the end, it helped being more helpful just for like, I don't know, the choreography of like sex scenes.
Of course. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like fighting the scenes and things like that. I don't know.
Did you do it do an intimacy coordinator? We did not have one, or maybe we did, but we didn't really.

Speaker 1 I would have, I felt really safe with him. He's like not pervy, yeah, and very in love with Suki.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And so, we mostly like were talking about like our kids and our relationships, so there wasn't any like weird, like, does he think I like him? Right, right, right.

Speaker 1 If there was a little bit of that, I would probably have an intimacy coordinator. I guess

Speaker 1 a lot of male actors

Speaker 1 get offended if you don't

Speaker 1 actually want to

Speaker 1 fuck them, yeah, yeah. And then the punishment starts.
Um, but he was not like so cute for the record, he was not like that. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I've just heard of this, I've never, of course, never experienced it. No, I've never experienced it.

Speaker 21 You know, who I'm loving, just this sounds so fucking stupid, but you know who I'm really loving seeing again on my screens

Speaker 21 is, um, is Miss Spacek.

Speaker 1 Oh, that one of my favorite scenes in it is you guys.

Speaker 1 Well, this is a spoiler, but like you're in the house and you come upon each other.

Speaker 1 It's just like once that relationship starts unraveling, and then there's the last time you guys interact where she like see, really kind of sees you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's just feeling an energetic match there between you. She did so much of that.
Like it wasn't in the script. She just is such a loving, maternal, and like wise

Speaker 1 woman. And she was so, like, I was pregnant when we were shooting.
And so she was just like, do you need to sit down? Do you need water? Like, what are we going to name the baby?

Speaker 1 And was just so that it just kind of like came out that way. I've also been looking for vintage sissy spasic teas because I think I should wear them on this press war.
Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, thanks. Are you a big, big vintage shopper? Yeah, I like to hop around.
I feel like you'd be really good. I'm getting the vibe from you that you'd be good and a thrift.
Oh my God. Thank you.

Speaker 1 I would get overwhelmed on a store. I'm better online.

Speaker 1 Stores, I get, my mom used to bring me to TJ Maxx and I would faint.

Speaker 21 Because you would love everything.

Speaker 1 You were so overwhelmed.

Speaker 1 It's like Disney Worlds. It's like, I'm happy.
I love them.

Speaker 1 All these deals. No, we love.
Can we buy all the pillows?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. That was really fucking.

Speaker 1 It's true. Sorry, TJ Maxx.
There's a lot of good stuff in there. You know, in England, it's called TK Max.

Speaker 21 TK, which I want to, I really want to be on that meeting where they decided to change the letter.

Speaker 1 It was a huge fucking deal for them.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Yeah, really? You should do a skit about that. Yeah.
You should do a skit. Do every, does everybody say that too?

Speaker 1 Like, how people are like, oh my God, I have a movie idea for you.

Speaker 21 Right. Yeah.
But it's also

Speaker 21 what we've, you know, we've been out to dinner with our friend Sudie, who was used to a writer of the show.

Speaker 21 And she does a thing where she, there was one guy who was persistent one time when we were the waiter. The waiter was persistent once.
And then she just, she shut it down.

Speaker 21 And I think in a very good way, where she was like, let me just tell you, even if we did take your idea, it would be a huge legal problem.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then that shuts it.
You could shut them down. You could sue us.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 21 And, but it was like a thing of like, it's just, don't even, don't even.

Speaker 1 I don't get the impulse to want to do that.

Speaker 1 But that's just like a lack of, that's like a lack of insecurity. I'll never understand.
It's like, true. When someone walks over,

Speaker 1 just like the fact that you're standing and other people are sitting and you're like, I want to tell you my creative idea, people, I don't. I wish I didn't resonate

Speaker 1 with what those people are going through. But I met Mark Ronson and sang him a song.

Speaker 1 I wrote a song. I was like, I wrote this song once about street sweeping.
It's like, street sweeper, sweep me off the muffin now. Hold on, we need Mark Ronson all day.
He's going to, no, I know.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what I was expecting. But he was just like, nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay,

Speaker 1 I'll give it to somebody else. Just so you know, this would have gone platinum in seconds.

Speaker 19 The Jennifer Lawrence pen song Street Sweeper.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Wait, do you, how much of this is written out?

Speaker 1 I don't want to keep talking about

Speaker 1 what if you guys sue me, yeah,

Speaker 1 or what if I sue you?

Speaker 1 What if Mark sues us?

Speaker 1 I would love that, actually. I would love to get into a legal battle with Mark Bronson.
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 I love celebrity matchups like that when you find people, when you find out people like have a beef that you're like, how did they meet? How did they meet?

Speaker 21 If the three of us were on the same side of a lawsuit, I think we could do very well.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Well, we all have different strengths.
Although, I think you would probably be team leader. No, it's this guy.
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 This guy is me. No, no, no, it's you're the lawyer.
I think he's the doctor and I'm the lawyer. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 21 So if anyone gets hurt,

Speaker 1 I will help on the case. Well, years ago, they kind of floated to us, do you want to do the amazing race?

Speaker 1 And I did think that we would have been okay at that because Bowen has an incredible sense of direction. He walks very fast because his legs are very strong.
Yeah. And he also speaks three languages.

Speaker 1 And I will eat anything. And you can throw me out of a plane.
You know what I mean? I'm very spry and fast. I can get through a space.

Speaker 21 I don't think you'd eat anything because you had trouble holding a baby alligator

Speaker 38 days ago.

Speaker 1 In your mouth or in your hands? In our hands. So we just got back from a New Orleans bachelor party.
It was Joel Kimbooster's bachelor party. We shot guns.
I did get a little hurt. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 You got shot. This is the first time I've been shot.
Oh.

Speaker 1 And you're like, I'm cold. We shot guns and saw gators.

Speaker 1 You killed a gator? No, we didn't kill him. Oh, okay.
But we could because we learned. Okay.
But we,

Speaker 1 he there was a point where um the gator guy was like you want to hold the gator and i was like kind of hanging back and being last because like i i don't know if you don't want to i don't see your connection of how that means he wouldn't eat like like he just

Speaker 1 wanted to hold it in his hands but here's the thing if there was a hundred thousand dollar prize or however many the fuck dollars it is you'll eat you would just put it in your hands In my hands, in my mouth.

Speaker 1 In your mouth. Okay.
I don't know why I'm separating hands and mouth. No, that's about it.
Maybe they are more similar. I'm just saying what I'm saying.

Speaker 21 If you're squeamish, you're squeamish. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Okay. I know what you mean.
Maybe. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Here's what I'll say.

Speaker 1 If you put the like competitive angle into something, I can do incredible things. Yes.
I don't, I'm not squeamish with my hands. I'm sorry to continue to separate it.
Squeamish with my hands.

Speaker 1 I'm not squeamish, but I am squeamish with. my mouth.
And I was

Speaker 1 a mom friend. I was at school.
I don't want to talk about kids because it's just so gross, but, but I was at school and I was meeting one of my mom's friends, like boyfriends.

Speaker 1 And so so I was like, hi, I'm Jen. Nice to meet you.
And in the corner of my eye, I saw a worm. No.
That, you know, it was like morning time. And it had just, I think,

Speaker 1 it was on the sidewalk and I was like, oh, you're not supposed to be here. And I just squatted down and tried to pick it up.
But then it started going crazy. And I was like,

Speaker 1 and like squatted down. And then I finally grabbed it.
And I was like, bye, nice to meet you. While it was just squirming in my hand.
And I was just like, what a weird first impression.

Speaker 1 I could have waited at least for him to go away.

Speaker 21 No, but you needed to do something about the worm in that moment.

Speaker 1 Well, Well, I had to put him back in the planter box. Yeah.
He was going nuts. It was benevolent.
He would have just, the sun would have come up and he would have been frat.

Speaker 1 Frad. Hotter than a jackrabbit on a black asphalt in July.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ever pour salt on a slug? No.

Speaker 1 That's so mean. What does it do? It'll kill it.
Oh. It'll, like, because they're all moist.
Yeah.

Speaker 26 Is this an X, is this a vocal

Speaker 24 warm-up into southern for you?

Speaker 1 What is it? Something on an asphalt in July? It's just a Kentucky saying like,

Speaker 1 I'll be over there quicker than a jackrabbit hopping over a black asphalt road in July. If it's not, and I made that up, that's even crazier, but I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 I'm specifically just makeup, so it's got to be real. And like, God Willen and the Creek don't rest.
God willing and the creep don't rest.

Speaker 40 Like if you're looking for a vintage band tee.

Speaker 1 Not just a tea, the band tee. From the last show, your favorite band ever played.
You wore it everywhere.

Speaker 44 And there it is. Same tea from the same tour still living in your memory rent-free forever.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

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Speaker 1 I'll take a tagline.

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Speaker 37 You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off-roading game until the summer when we took a dunes tour and went off-road, and now I totally get it, and I envy the adventure that people off-road take when they go to to the Trans-America Trail.

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Speaker 1 You ever just stop in the middle of a crazy day and realize, wow, I needed a break.

Speaker 21 It literally happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 55 I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes, total reset.

Speaker 1 Right? There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Speaker 56 It just hits.

Speaker 3 It's my little me moment, like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

Speaker 1 Exactly. Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments.
Diet Coke, this is my taste.

Speaker 21 I was shooting a fellow.

Speaker 21 I don't know why this just came to me, but I must tell you that even two summers ago when I was shooting in Charlotte, North Carolina, the name on everybody's lips was, well, we shot the Hunger Games here.

Speaker 1 And I was like, y'all,

Speaker 21 this, this town is, that is the pride and joy of that town.

Speaker 1 Oh, good.

Speaker 21 And that is your southern impact, or that is your impact on the south, question mark.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know if I've had a very big impact on the south.

Speaker 21 I think that's a pretty admirable impact on the south. It's for a whole city to be like, okay.
Well, this is, this is where they shot the hunger games.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The first hunger games. My house there was so haunted.
I can't even tell us. I mean, blenders going off

Speaker 1 on their own. Just out of nowhere.
A blender.

Speaker 1 Imagine. That's a ghost.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a ghost. New Orleans was really bad too.
So I had to move three times. And everybody was like, she's so tired.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm whatever. What was she there?

Speaker 1 A movie called Causeway. Don't worry about it.
Yeah, Causeway, of course. No, of course.
Brian Tyree Henry. Yes.

Speaker 1 So I

Speaker 1 moved three times and then I was like, I can't move anymore. I guess I'm just going to go to a hotel.
And so then I got a hotel. And then on the morning, I was like shooting nights.

Speaker 1 And so in the morning would be like two in the afternoon or whatever. And I heard a housekeeper and like lifted up and I was like, oh, I was under the blankets.
She didn't see me.

Speaker 1 And so I was like, hi. And she was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
And I was like, it's okay. And then I went back to sleep.
And then when I woke up, my producing partner, Justine, was like.

Speaker 1 I'll come to your room and then we'll go down together. And I was like, sure.
And then I got up and my deadbolt was on.

Speaker 1 So there was no cleaning lady in my room.

Speaker 1 And you don't think it was you being like in between sleep and wake. You think there was a person there.

Speaker 1 Well, now that you bring it up, I mean, I guess it's awful.

Speaker 1 And you don't think that what you said is ridiculous because. I don't know.
I just come from a world where like we believe women.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. Where's that world? How do I get there?

Speaker 1 How do I? I would love to check it out. I would too.
Take me with you.

Speaker 1 Were you a believer, though, before that?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Always.
Of women or ghosts?

Speaker 1 Neither. No, both.
Wait,

Speaker 21 what if she deadbolted and then took the back door?

Speaker 1 Was there a back door? There wasn't a back door. What do you think? This was like a mansion? It was just like a hotel room.
Well, that causeway budget was huge.

Speaker 1 It was so huge.

Speaker 21 You did not rise from your bed to go.

Speaker 1 Let me try to think of some other ones that were more like just, there's nothing you can argue with here. I'm not arguing with that.

Speaker 21 I believe you as a woman.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Okay. So when I was at the house that I had to move, I was like watching Handmaid's Tale in the living room because I just wanted a prophecy.
You wanted a light time. Yeah.
And

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 kit, the doors in the kitchen started slamming.

Speaker 1 And I was like, hello. Like, I thought somebody was like, maybe mad.
And

Speaker 1 who's mad down there? And then, yeah, who's mad?

Speaker 1 And there was nobody there. And then I had like a folded up towels and I took them to

Speaker 1 the room with the shower, the bathroom.

Speaker 1 And I put them on top of the toilet. And then I was like washing my hair.
And then the top towel was laid out flat perfectly on the floor, which like there's no way it could have fallen like that. No.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I stayed in the shower for as long as I possibly could until I got brave.
No.

Speaker 21 I believe in ghosts.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens. Like, we only believe there's as many dimensions as you can see and feel.
get out of here

Speaker 1 so you're convinced yeah

Speaker 1 otherwise i'm crazy right i guess what i'm trying to do when i say i don't believe in ghosts and aliens is i'm trying

Speaker 1 yeah i'm always

Speaker 1 always

Speaker 1 um oh i think what i'm trying to do is protect myself because i i'm so scared of it yeah i mean there's nothing i'm more scared of than like a ghost coming in and like that thing that they do allegedly where they like sit on your chest or like well that's

Speaker 1 sleep paralysis

Speaker 1 the sleep paralysis of it all and then also the aliens like i just don't believe a world where the aliens are coming to like hang out and chill no like hey we just wanted to find information it's like no they're gonna kill us right it could be zoloft but i actually disagree i think that the aliens the proof that they have been here and have just been like observing i think i mean they have to be so much more advanced than us to even be able to like leave their you know galaxy or whatever and they're clearly not doing anything i mean we're doing it to ourselves so why would they even need to interfere?

Speaker 1 But I agree, I'm more afraid of a ghost than I would be like an intruder.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, which doesn't make sense because an intruder, it's like there's, there's like, um, at least we're on the same physical plane. Exactly.

Speaker 1 If it needs to go down, guess what? I just came from New Orleans on a bachelor party and I learned how to lock and load. But, but a ghost, you can't shoot it.

Speaker 1 It's clear.

Speaker 1 A lot more.

Speaker 1 A ghost, you can't shoot it. It's clear.
A lot more in guns, you said? A lot more in guns guns than like not believing women than I thought.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, he's so good at, like, he's really good at taking directions or like has a good sense of direction. I'm just like, I don't know where I am.
Am I on?

Speaker 1 Do you have any questions for us? Yeah. Am I on, what's his name? Joe Rogan? Yeah.
You're on the Ross.

Speaker 1 Mr. Menly Men.

Speaker 1 We're in the atmosphere. Wait.
We made a hard pivot. You know who wants to say hello? Josh Sharp.
Josh Sharp. Yes.

Speaker 1 Josh Sharp Tadad.

Speaker 50 Josh Sharp Tadada that you went to go see his show.

Speaker 21 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Josh Sharp. He was very gooped that you went to his show.
Is he here? Does he want to see him? No, we saw him last night. We saw him last night.
We went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert all together.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, that's so cool.

Speaker 21 And he said you were being very charming in the theater.

Speaker 1 And that, like, well, I hope I was just watching him and I wasn't trying to wave.

Speaker 21 Well, he did say that, like, you, this is not through any fault of you. No, no, no.

Speaker 21 It just caused a big stir when you got up to go to the bar and everyone was like, oh my God, Jennifer Lawrence is here. That's all.

Speaker 21 And then that was the only moment that you know, he was like, okay, I didn't.

Speaker 1 I probably went to the bathroom. I don't think I got up and went to the bar.

Speaker 1 Let's clear that out.

Speaker 1 She's probably going to the bar. Yeah, like, I don't remember there being a bar.
She got in the middle of the show. Like, find a drink.
That's the best time to go is in the middle of the show.

Speaker 1 It's like an off-Broadway. This is just like a warm Miller lights.
Like, excuse me. She's like a fucking hot high life now.
Your favorite. You're in the middle of the comedy show.

Speaker 1 The one man. He says hello and embraces you.
Okay. Oh, my God.
I love him. It was so smart.
It was so cool. And I recognized his show in the middle of it.
I was like, oh, he was on Lost Colt.

Speaker 1 I've heard this story of the Mimer's cat. Yes.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 Of the what?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why is this not ringing the

Speaker 1 Mingerger's cat?

Speaker 1 It's a philosopher. Schrödinger's cat.
Schrödinger's cat.

Speaker 1 Mieminger. The Mieminger cat.

Speaker 1 Don't act like I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 21 Meme and Ed should be meme and girl.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 1 Where I come from. Also, wait, we were texting about it, and then I'm realizing you were like, please ask the question.
And here we are, like, almost forgetting to ask the question.

Speaker 1 We have to ask you the question while you're here on Los Coast. I don't know what question.
What was the culture that made you say culture was for you? Oh my God.

Speaker 1 I forgot that I was, I had to work on this, but you had an answer. No, I do have an answer, but I really, I still haven't made the connection yet.
You guys are going to have to help me.

Speaker 1 So the original

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 the boleyn sisters oh yeah and boleyn and boleyn well and mary boleyn because mary boleyn slept with him first

Speaker 1 and then he slept with and married her yes and mary mary gave him a son right and only gave him useless elizabeth the first yeah so that was the first time that i kind of was like wow sister culture like tea like i have brothers And that was the first time I saw sisters as like exotic in their culture.

Speaker 1 And then around the same time that I read The The Other Boleyn Girl

Speaker 1 was when Newlyweds came out, followed shortly by the Ashley Simpson show.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. The Boleyn sisters of our time.
They are the Simpson sisters. There's your culture.
And I can't connect them for you. That is your own journey.

Speaker 1 I think that you were enamored with the idea of sisterhood because it eluded you.

Speaker 1 And then the most mainstream depiction, despite them being separate in two different shows, were The Simpson sisters now.

Speaker 1 fan because I was a Christian. Yes.
And she was a Christian. And so when you're Christian, you can kind of only follow other Christian people.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And so I was, I remember like she was going to be coming to Kentucky. And I, I don't even want to continue.
I was just like,

Speaker 1 I want to collect her spit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so when the show came out, and then the fact that she had a sister and then I could watch the sister show, that was like, that was a culture. Like,

Speaker 1 I can't believe I'm still here. Very confusing case study in Envy, too, because Jessica was the blonde, like pop star prototype, you know, married to the boy band prototype, et cetera.

Speaker 1 And then Ashley being the younger sister in her shadow, literally the song Living in the Shadow, she literally physicalized what it would mean to be the exact opposite.

Speaker 1 And we were just kind of watching it play out. And then there was that like couple year period where Ashley was way more popular.

Speaker 1 usurped her yeah exactly it was a usurping yeah i saw her twice and balind her ass in concert and balind her ass her her album went platinum yeah maybe even double platinum and i remember like when she was doing the interview thing and she was like that's like four times what my sister's was oh yeah she just like reckoned

Speaker 1 would like named it right up yeah i mean was this a you're one of the first portholes into reality as a television reality tv yeah for sure that yeah that was my first reality tv this is very informative oh yeah.

Speaker 1 I have a picture of me and Joe Simpson from when I... I loved taking that.

Speaker 1 She absolutely loved it. But like, it was me, I think my friend Sam and Joe Simpson.
He was just like, yeah, I'll take a picture. And you know what I mean? It was like.

Speaker 1 So I read The Other Berlin Girl.

Speaker 26 Oh, I was talking about Jessica Simpson's book.

Speaker 1 Oh, and I read Jessica Simpson's book while also, by the way, living in her house. Oh, right.
Wait, that's the full story. I did by, okay.
Oh, my God. I'm so happy I can address this.

Speaker 1 Don't cut this out.

Speaker 1 So I've lived there for like 10 years or something. The pictures that they're using online.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's like state, like stage furniture or whatever it's called, or if it was Jessica Simpson's furniture.

Speaker 1 But I just, the fact that everybody in the world or not in the world, but online that clicked on that, thinks that that's my furniture.

Speaker 1 I really have to set the record straight. That is not my furniture.
What was so bad about the furniture that was? Shabby chic. It was

Speaker 1 shabby chic.

Speaker 1 I'm not shabby chic. I mean, I'll fuck with like a wicker.
Yeah. Like every, you know,

Speaker 1 sparingly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, it was like shabby chic beyond. What's your aesthetic in the home? God, I don't know.
I live with somebody who does contemporary art.

Speaker 1 So I have to like really squeeze in color when I can't, where I can. Yeah.
Like when I get a room, I'm just like, you know,

Speaker 1 I kind of do a pop,

Speaker 1 you know?

Speaker 1 And I'm really loving like a, like a kind of robin's egg blue with a pop of coral right now. You know, what do you think of this new trend? I want to know.
I want to ask everyone.

Speaker 1 Light blue, and brown. I'm obsessed.
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 Is that a new trend, or am I making that up? That sounds new to me.

Speaker 1 It feels like all of a sudden everyone's doing brown and blue in a way that I'm really liking. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Yeah, you're kind of doing it.

Speaker 21 This is like a bait.

Speaker 25 No, no, Matt.

Speaker 1 It's my way of being like, so what do you guys think of my outfit?

Speaker 1 What do you guys think? You guys are so funny. Oh, my God.
I miss my girls. I'm like girls.
Wait, why did our group chat die?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 21 I mean, I'm the least engaged in it. I think I'm part of the problem.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. No, I'm just so busy, but you really are.

Speaker 1 I'm really, really busy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I'm not active on one of my

Speaker 1 most active group chats. And whenever I respond, everybody's like, everyone, freeze.

Speaker 1 And it just becomes such a big thing that it makes me not respond even more. I mean, that's the thing.
It's just like, if you start calling it out. I think, why don't we, why don't we reactivate it?

Speaker 1 And there was absolutely no like pressure to respond. Where's Cassie? She couldn't come to this?

Speaker 1 I asked her to come and she told me that she was afraid that she would like affect my energy.

Speaker 51 She's an energy person?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I don't think so. I think she just like thought that I would like make eye contact with her and be like,

Speaker 1 which I probably would. But I did send her the video of you guys going ding-dong.
Oh.

Speaker 1 So Cassie, for the Katie's out there, Cassie is my best friend. And we listened to the show together.
I think she probably introduced me or vice versa. I don't remember the order.

Speaker 1 But after I met them, I called her, but we're both moms. So when I cold called her and she answered the phone, I had to start with everybody's alive.

Speaker 1 And so she was like, what? And I was like, everybody's alive. I just met Matt and Bowen.
And then she just screamed. And then I heard her say to her husband, everyone's alive.

Speaker 21 That's, that's what being a mom is.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's just like, it's constantly thinking about death all day, every day.

Speaker 21 That's why now I understand the moulder I get. There's a reason why the trope of like our moms now at their age are constantly.

Speaker 25 Or crazy.

Speaker 1 Yes, that you go crazy. You go crazy.

Speaker 9 And they tell you.

Speaker 1 Die, my love. Yeah.

Speaker 21 Woman under the influence. This is moms tell you about, oh, this person, remember that person?

Speaker 1 Yeah, she died. Like, you're like, hold on.
Oh, they love it. They love it.
They love it.

Speaker 40 Like, if you're looking for a vintage band tee.

Speaker 1 Not just a tea, the band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

Speaker 11 He wore it everywhere.

Speaker 43 Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is.

Speaker 20 Same tea from the same tour still living in your memory rent-free forever.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

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Speaker 1 And now for the first time, Ford and Google Maps are bringing the full Trans-America Trail to Street View.

Speaker 37 You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off-roading game until the summer when we took a dunes tour and went off-road, and now I totally get it, and I envy the adventure that people off-road take when they go down the Trans-America Trail.

Speaker 15 Explore, challenge yourself and let your Ford handle the rest.

Speaker 1 The trail's waiting. You in.

Speaker 55 I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes, total reset.

Speaker 1 Right? There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Speaker 3 It's my little me moment, like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

Speaker 1 Whenever we travel, I always like remind him of like climate change.

Speaker 1 Like whenever we're at the the ocean, I'm like, oh my God, imagine how beautiful all of this coral would have been like before it died.

Speaker 1 And like,

Speaker 1 this used to be blue.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Crazy.
Like, wow, our kids are never going to see like bright coral.

Speaker 1 Or like when the airplane like jumps and I'm like, wow, the turbulence is getting worse because of climate change. That's when people don't think about it.
I didn't think about that until it's true.

Speaker 1 Like something about the air thinning out. I don't know.
I'm going to have to get my facts straight before we're alone again.

Speaker 1 That's the thing. Is it's like, that's that's one someone said to me the other day, they were like, you know, soon they're just going to start falling out of the sky.
And I was like, who? Birds?

Speaker 1 Oh, airplanes. Airplanes.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Why would they do that? I'm sure birds do. Oh, my God.
I try not to. I've been really good with flying lately.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I, I recently, I don't want to like say, oh, yeah, weren't you afraid of flying? Yeah. In the very beginning.

Speaker 1 Well, I had double engine failure, which is my favorite thing to say when somebody's like, oh no, you're infant flying. And they, yeah, and then I really almost went down.

Speaker 1 when like um in 2016 i think oh my god um

Speaker 1 and yeah i mean it was

Speaker 1 one engine went out and then um we were making an emergency landing because we only had one engine and then i was flying with a family friend and he was being really like strong like he was my guy and then he was like trying to make me laugh and was like you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine like we're fucked if you don't hear Like if the plane goes silent, we're fucked.

Speaker 1 And as soon as he said that, I knew it would happen. And then it went silent.
And then I was like, the other engine went out, Robbie. The other engine went out.

Speaker 1 And then he like just slowly turned away from me and was like, I know it did. And like looked out the window.
And then I was like on my own. And it was so.

Speaker 21 So what happened when he told you that you can hear the other engine?

Speaker 1 He knew that we were going to die. I mean, the pilots knew we were going to die.
Like the whole cockpit was lit up, lights, sirens, like the pilots were crying.

Speaker 1 Like we were just, we were going to die. And I had my little dog Pippi on my lap and I just felt so bad for her because like she didn't agree to this.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 then we were like getting closer and closer. And I was kind of trying to leave like voice messages for like my friends and family.
Like I had such a nice life. Like don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 But like don't mention this, this and this in your speech.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 as we start getting closer, I see a runway and I'm like, wow, maybe like we'll, and then I see fire trucks and stuff. And I'm like, maybe we'll crash.

Speaker 1 And then flew back up in the air and kind of like caught wind for a second and then bounced again and just kind of went like that. And then the firemen broke open the door.

Speaker 1 And then all of us just started hugging and sobbing. The plane hit the ground and bounced.
Yeah. Well, the wheels, there was nothing wrong with the wheels.
And again and again until we.

Speaker 1 So was it falling out of the sky? This is, by the way, I just want to stop this for any women that are listening. This is so, such the female existence.
Right now, I feel like I'm lying.

Speaker 1 And I lived every second of this and everything I'm saying is the truth. And I feel like I'm telling a lie.

Speaker 21 Being a woman is telling to men anything and then being a woman.

Speaker 1 And then being like, they don't believe me.

Speaker 1 I didn't address. I fully believe that.
I know I believe you. I was just like, I was putting myself in the woman's shoes.
It's not you. I'm sorry.
That's actually poorly timed.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean for you guys to like hijack that and make it about you. You weren't making it about me.
No.

Speaker 1 No, like when I was in labor, I kept getting like confused and I kept thinking I was faking it. And so like my friends would be like, How, how far apart are they?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know because I can't tell what's real and what I'm faking. It's like, but you're not faking it, you're actually in labor.
It's so weird. That is crazy.
I know.

Speaker 1 I guess just like generations of being burned at the stake. You're just kind of like, How could you trust yourself?

Speaker 1 Those women just were like, We're good, we're fine.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 The Veil is thin. Are you mad?

Speaker 1 Oh my God. It doesn't mean you guys are mad.

Speaker 1 Oh!

Speaker 26 I cannot believe this plan story.

Speaker 1 I can't, I literally believe that. But That does remind me of Anne Boleyn.
She thought, well, she thought that it was all going to be a ruse because no queen had ever been beheaded before.

Speaker 1 And she had made sure that he was the head of the church. So like the head of the church can't murder his wife.

Speaker 1 So she like takes her necklace and like her thing off, thinking that it's all going to be like a mosque.

Speaker 1 And then it happened. Chop.
Chop.

Speaker 1 You know, the craziest chop of all time? Mary Queen of Scots. Did you know about her chop? They went to chop her.
Uh-huh. And yeah, I know that's no, you're thinking didn't go through.

Speaker 1 You're thinking of

Speaker 1 Parr. Parr, Catherine Parr is the one that ran away.

Speaker 1 So she ran away. So Mary Queen of Scots, they put her, she said like her prayer or whatever.
They put it down. And the guy, I guess, was like an amateur beheader.
So he didn't get all the way.

Speaker 1 He didn't go all the way through. And so he had to keep like hacking away.
Oh my God. And you know, her little dogs were under her skirt.
Yes. And they ran out.
They ran out. What? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Played by Sir Sha.

Speaker 26 I know, but yeah, were the dogs in the movie?

Speaker 1 They don't show it in the movie. Shooting with dogs is hell.

Speaker 21 How is this dog?

Speaker 26 Awful. But it was meant to be awful.

Speaker 1 It was meant to be awful on screen, off-screen. It was, you know, totally transcendent.

Speaker 1 I just have to say, this is not a spoiler. I get it.

Speaker 21 I get it. I get it.

Speaker 1 Thank you. I'm with you.
Thank you. I get it.

Speaker 1 I did want to ask, though, like, how, when you get the script for this, like, I almost feel like, I'm like, how do, how can you read it and be like, okay, how can you see it? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 It's like, it's a hard one. I feel like sometimes when you're reading it.

Speaker 1 Well, I didn't, I mean, by the time I had read the script, we had been, I'm sorry, this is going to sound like I'm like correcting you, but I'm not meaning to.

Speaker 1 But I had read the book

Speaker 1 and knew that we were going to make the book into a movie and then was like, how do you make this into a movie? It's like all from her. point of view and it's all inside of her mind.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, oh, it's poetry. Okay.
So Lynn Ramsey is the only poet that I know, like a director. It's just,

Speaker 1 and so Lynn had been working on it for a while and we had been talking about it. So I think I kind of like knew a little bit what to expect when I read it.

Speaker 1 But every time before a movie, I think I can't do it. Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 1 I always, at this point, is probably a part of my process is calling an acting teacher,

Speaker 1 making an appointment, and then canceling and not going.

Speaker 1 Like, if I don't do that now, it's like,

Speaker 1 yeah. So I don't, I didn't think that I could do it.
And then when you get there and you start talking about stuff, I think costume helps a lot too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like kind of getting getting in the like skin a little bit or whatever. I was watching it and being like, I can't wait to watch you do theater.
Oh, no. You don't ever want to do it.

Speaker 1 I don't think I would be good at it. I think you'd be so good at it.
No, I don't think I would be because it's all like your body. I'm sure they have.
And like your voice. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, the only time I wanted to do theater was when I wanted to, I wanted to do O'Mary.

Speaker 1 We've heard about this. Yeah, I wanted to do O'Mary.
It just didn't work out. Uh-uh.
The schedule just what they were like, okay, well, it's eight shows a week and like six weeks of rehearsal.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I was like, okay, okay, do you guys have daycare there? Or I could just like wouldn't have, I just wouldn't have worked.

Speaker 30 What about O'Mary?

Speaker 21 Made you made that the exception?

Speaker 1 Maybe because like the whole thing is a joke that she's like in on. Yeah.
And so I felt like I could be like big and in on the joke. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You would be so good.

Speaker 1 Maybe it can still happen. Maybe.
Because they extended it to what, the summer, right? At least. I mean, it's going to be around forever.
I think so.

Speaker 1 It's one of the rare things that's like making money consistently and like, yeah, you know, keep going. And I think I've seen it with all of them.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm just going to. Emma Stone and I are producing a Miss Piggy movie and Cole is writing it.
So

Speaker 1 I'm speechless.

Speaker 1 I don't know why. Should we get the exclusive? I think so.
Watch when they're going to be like, well, you can't. You have to cut it.
Please, no. Don't cut it.
I don't think we. Fuck it.
You can't.

Speaker 1 You can't if you want. It's ultimately.
No, no, no. I don't think so.
So you and Emma are going to be in it too i think so yeah

Speaker 1 yeah we have to you guys haven't done a movie together and that's

Speaker 1 robbery to us i it's fucked up it's like really

Speaker 1 what about those rumors that you guys were doing death becomes her was there anything to that was that just like fanciful that was just like fan casting because it would be great i would love to i mean i'll i would be there or the great two hand no but i would really love to to work totally like that and like comedy like i love no hard feelings and i think no hard feelings is so funny like gene is so funny yeah but i don't think that i was very good in it you were so into I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. You don't need to know what you're doing.
We know you're not pushing it. This isn't even like that.
Like when I did SNL, like it's, I'm not good at it because

Speaker 1 you know why? Because, no, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 But you know why I'm not good is because like the greats aren't, they're not being funny. They're like, they're like Alec Baldwin.
He's so serious. He's serious as a fucking heart attack.

Speaker 1 And like the J, like, he's really like he's

Speaker 1 performing it. I don't.
I can't get out of it. There was not a second where you were pushing in that movie.
It was a joke. No, it was, you were very

Speaker 1 deep-groundedness that you brought to it. You don't you and I watch him for that all the time.
For example, like looking back, like probably

Speaker 1 one of the most iconic performances of the past couple decades is like

Speaker 1 Rachel McAdams. Was she Louisiana?

Speaker 1 It was like Rachel McAdams and Mean Girls.

Speaker 1 I think today maybe a movie like that, performance like that, stands a shot because I think we're talking more about like horror for the Oscars.

Speaker 1 And they used to, but. Oh my God, did you guys see weapons?

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know I can't. You know I can't.
I know you can't, honey. But I think he should just, just you know, he wouldn't be able to do an Amy Madigat performance.

Speaker 1 He wouldn't be able to do the post-hot dog face

Speaker 1 thing.

Speaker 26 I gotta say, I covered my eyes for that. You can do the same.

Speaker 21 And then the rest of the movie, you're having a blast.

Speaker 1 What's the last like scary? It's also like really funny. Yeah.
Well, Hereditary is by far my favorite. And I just saw a clip of it this morning.

Speaker 1 The one where like the apparition of her mother is kind of like, there, like the translucent ghost because you can't shoot it because they're clear. Because they're clear.

Speaker 1 And that's just so, that's so much scarier than somebody breaking in your house with a gun. It just is.
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 I don't physically enjoy them, but now that I'm on my propranal, maybe I'll like it better. I think with it.
Are you taking it every day? I take it multiple times a day every day.

Speaker 1 I have like an anxiety thing, and I don't think I really

Speaker 1 just on an SSRI.

Speaker 1 So I didn't enjoy the experience of being on an SSRI because I was like, did you give it more than the two weeks? Because the two weeks, you feel like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 You're about to die. Okay.
I was on a first person. No, no, no.
The SSRI is like, I was. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Oh. Oh, okay.
okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, I had a hard time with mine

Speaker 1 with Lux Pro.

Speaker 1 No, I was on it for about seven months, eight months, and I was just like, I don't like that. I can't film my dick.

Speaker 1 To be quite honest.

Speaker 1 She thought you were saying what I was saying.

Speaker 1 I thought that Matt

Speaker 1 would get so mad at me about asking about this.

Speaker 1 So you were saying, motherfucker, you're about to die. Like, because he knew I was motherfucker.

Speaker 1 You were going to like.

Speaker 28 You're crying at me, threatening you.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 It really got me. Like, I was like, oh my God, I didn't realize I was pushing a button.
No, no.

Speaker 1 I'm him on my head.

Speaker 1 You're about to die.

Speaker 1 What did it mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 21 I meant that when I was on my two weeks on getting on Mexico Pro, I felt like I was going to die.

Speaker 24 I think I said, if we roll the tape back, I said,

Speaker 21 you feel like you're going to fucking die, but you had motherfucker, you're about to die because you had dared ask my sister about

Speaker 21 glad we cleared that up.

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry no no no i really liked the verse what the fuck are you

Speaker 1 about to die he's about to get you for that question

Speaker 1 you should not have asked him about his mental health

Speaker 1 having a handle on the physical aspect of it has yeah totally yeah completely just bringing your like adrenals down yeah that's not xanax either because yeah i'm the kind of person who would get like addicted to it yeah to be quite honest yeah and you'd be out you would need that to sleep like all the time yeah and that's and that that's another thing is like sleep is i just cannot figure it out.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I've been, yeah, because I've been trying to get off melatonin gummies.
It's immunisom.

Speaker 21 I'm, I'm on my Unisom geese now and it's tough. And I'm like, is this a crutch now? Sorry, I cut you off.

Speaker 1 No, that was the end of my sentence. I'm just giving you sympathetic eyes.
Like, I get it. A Unisom addiction is really hard.

Speaker 21 Was that like, like, how, like, when did you say, okay, I got to get off the Unisom?

Speaker 1 I don't know, a few weeks ago, but then it was also before I went on an international press tour.

Speaker 1 We're like, you need to take melatonin when you're traveling because you need to tell your brain, like, now it's bedtime. So I'm back on it.
I don't know. Do you do marijuana, et cetera?

Speaker 1 Marijuana, I mean, of course. Yeah.
But I don't, it does not help me with sleep because it actually makes me, it makes me anxious, but I just deal with that part. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I like take a hit and then I'm like, everything is a little scary. Yeah.
Yeah. And that's fine.
Was it a lovely day?

Speaker 1 I know it's bad every time. Yeah.
I still love it. Every time it's scary.

Speaker 1 But I'm, but it's not like I'm going to stop. Yeah, no, never.
Yeah. The Kendall really like changed my sleep.
Like being able to have two phases of sleep, like one watching TV and then TV goes off.

Speaker 1 And then I'm like in another world for a little bit before I close my eyes. He's Kindle culture.
Kindle King. Oh.
Yeah. I love it.
Yeah. And I'm sort of like marijuana and food.

Speaker 1 This is our amazing race binary. That sounds so fun.
I mean, just do that. You guys aren't like dads yet.
Like one day you're not going to have a choice.

Speaker 1 You're just going to like have to go to bed early and like hydrated. And like Saturdays and Sundays are meaningless.
Your alarm is still going off at six. So just did you always?

Speaker 1 Because this is my thing: it's like with when it comes to kids, it's like I don't ever think about it. But then I think there are people that I know that are like, I never thought about it.

Speaker 1 And then one day I was like, no, I want to have one. Like, were you always wanting to have?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I always thought about it and always wanted it, which is really helpful on the days when it's really hard. Yeah.
Like, yeah, like you always wanted that.

Speaker 21 I feel like, is this, is this movie rounding out

Speaker 21 well oh well gia was pointing this out in her profile that dropped today in the New Yorker and I'm excited to finish it but um

Speaker 21 like your first time your first

Speaker 1 photoshopped a little bit on the horror you know hey just didn't need to see melasma but you know whatever unclock it

Speaker 1 didn't clock unclockable

Speaker 1 it's the only thing i saw i i just saw my melasma of course and that's and that's that's that's you'll only ever see your own

Speaker 1 milasma

Speaker 1 you only ever see

Speaker 1 culture number 40. You only ever see your own last night.
I'm so happy that you did one.

Speaker 1 Because I think that that is how a guest really gets solidified in the Hall of Fame. Yeah.
Which we have an announcement. No.
Jennifer Lawrence, you're in the Lost Culture Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? What do you mean? You just decided it. Decided it.
You just decided it.

Speaker 1 It didn't exist before this.

Speaker 21 You're the inaugural member.

Speaker 1 Of course, you're on the iconic 400, but also open invitation. You're busy.
You're always welcome to come to the Culture Awards.

Speaker 1 Okay, thank you. When are they?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 stay tuned on that one. Oh,

Speaker 1 stay tuned on that one.

Speaker 1 Do you watch Bolodeck? I do. I love Fraser.
He's my favorite character. You love Fraser? Because he's a pro and he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 1 I also think he looks like hot. Yeah.

Speaker 21 Hall of Famer Jen Lawrence.

Speaker 1 Pretty cool. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I just can't believe it. I know.
Why did it take us so? You know, I was like, when Kate Blanchett did it, I was was

Speaker 1 coach. Now I have beef with Kate Blanchett.
I know. I was like, those are my sisters.
I, I

Speaker 1 started this. You did.
I started this.

Speaker 1 You were the first like, like, person, I think. Well, is that true? Like, I think when we found out that you listened, we were like, that really shocked us because in a real way, like, we are such.

Speaker 1 gigantic huge fans of yours. And I remember one of our good friends in college was Jack Quaid.
And he went and did the Hunger Games. He did the Hunger Game.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And he came back and he was like, I was like, what's Jennifer like? And he was like, she's so great. She's got a great sense of humor.
We had a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 Like, it felt like a little bit of like more of it. He's so sweet.
He, I really love that movie that he did, plus one. He's really talented.
I loved it. Yes, yes, yes.
He's always been very talented.

Speaker 1 We were like doing that thing where we were like, we were searching, searching, searching, and like, you're spending like an hour. Like, you can't decide.

Speaker 1 And then we found plus one, put it on, and I ended up just like absolutely loving it.

Speaker 1 And so every day for like every night for a year, whenever we would look for something, I'd be be like, I don't want to watch that. I want to watch something new, like plus one.

Speaker 1 I want to watch them like plus one. What's in that one?

Speaker 26 My Erskine.

Speaker 1 My earskin. Myerskin.
Myerskin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was great. His foreskin.
His foreskin was in the movie.

Speaker 1 My Merskin. My Merskin.
My Melasma was in it. My Melasma, my Merskin.

Speaker 21 My

Speaker 1 Merminger? Merminger's Cat. Merminger's Cat.

Speaker 21 The Minister's Cat.

Speaker 1 I love Merminger's Cat.

Speaker 23 Love that guy.

Speaker 1 What if we called the episode Merminger's Cat and everyone has to look up? People are going to be be like, what is that?

Speaker 1 And they're only going to find out later. Even Chad would be confused.
He'd be like, what?

Speaker 1 I think you mean. I think you mean, who's Chad? Chat GPT.

Speaker 27 Chad GPT.

Speaker 1 He's a gay man.

Speaker 1 You can make him gay. Right? You can like, you can like

Speaker 1 talk to

Speaker 1 GPT. He gives me relationship advice.
He's gay.

Speaker 21 Anyone or anything that ever says, you're so right that many times, that validates you that much is a gay man.

Speaker 1 Well, that's like a toxic friend. Totally.
You're so right. I also want to get of those.
Like somebody that was like, yeah, just somebody that was like, oh my God, you're so right.

Speaker 1 And not like, well, not to be devil's advocate. I'm so tired of hearing devil's advocate.
Devil's advocate.

Speaker 1 It's, it's, you're advocating for the devil. Yeah.
He's not good at all. Yeah.
Oh, what you're one of the worst. He's an attorney for the devil.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He didn't need representation. Get out of here.
I think he's doing just fine.

Speaker 1 As I look around the world, I think the devil is doing great. He's thriving.
Hey, Jesus.

Speaker 1 If you're going to come back,

Speaker 1 now is the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, he wouldn't be able to make it through immigration.
No, probably not. Got him.
Got him.

Speaker 1 You got him.

Speaker 40 Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

Speaker 1 Not just a tea, the band tee. From the last show, your favorite band ever played.
He wore it everywhere. Then your boyfriend started wearing it, which was cute.

Speaker 1 Until he dumped you and took it with him.

Speaker 42 But he he was. I miss him.

Speaker 44 And there it is, same tea from the same tour still living in your memory rent-free forever.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 22 But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex slash XBFF stole back.

Things people love.

Speaker 1 Let's take a tagline.

Speaker 1 Because what's the point of matching with someone if you can't talk about the shows you binge, the books you dog ear, or all the the hot takes you'll defend at brunch?

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Speaker 1 By equipping the 2025 Ford Bronco Bronco Badlands with Google's new Street View camera, while the Expedition Tremor and Ranger Lariat carried the team and tools that made it all possible.

Speaker 37 You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off-roading game until the summer when we took a dunes tour and went off-road, and now I totally get it, and I envy the adventure that people off-road take when they go to the Trans-America Trail.

Speaker 15 Explore, challenge yourself, and let your Ford handle the rest.

Speaker 1 The trail's waiting. You win.

Speaker 55 I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes.

Speaker 1 Total reset. Right? There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Speaker 3 It's my little little me moment, like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

Speaker 1 All right, should we do I don't think so, honey? I feel like it's probably time. I don't think so.
All right, well, this is I Don't Think So, honey.

Speaker 1 It's our 60-second segment that we do every single episode without fail. Without fail.
And we take an opportunity to rant rail and rage against Coach.

Speaker 1 And I have something in my head that I'm going to do. Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.

Speaker 21 This is Matt Rogers. I don't think somebody's time starts now.

Speaker 1 I don't think so, honey. Kylie Kelsey is his wife.
I thought she was their sister. That's on you.
I thought Kylie Kelsey was Travis and Jason's sister. And here's what happened.

Speaker 1 So I was leaving a hotel and I walk past this girl and I'm like, oh my God, that's Kylie Kelsey. She's about five, six.
And I say to Melissa, I'm like, I think that was Kylie Kelsey.

Speaker 1 She goes, no, no, no, she's tall. And I go right, because that family is tall.
And I go about my life thinking that that's their sister who has a podcast. She's tall.
I even Googled and she is 5'10.

Speaker 1 Then I find out that's his wife. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's Jason Kelsey's wife. That's on you.
I don't think so, honey, that I went this. I need, that's so disrespectful towards another podcaster.
That's okay. You also googled it.
I

Speaker 1 somehow avoided it. I don't know why I thought that was their sister.
I don't think so, honey, me. I need to know this.

Speaker 1 Like pop culture is supposed to be something i know about and something i should know about other podcasters kylie i'm sorry i disrespected please come on the pod that's one minute sometimes women be siblings but this is their wife his wife i just did it this is what i'm saying it's like kylie kelce i thought oh that's got to be the kelsey brothers sister now i see where you're coming from i never thought that but i i get it but she is very tall i can see why you're feeling very thrown by that it threw me And by the way, it wasn't her.

Speaker 1 It was just, wasn't her that was her. It was just a person.
I thought because it was the Bowery Hotel, I'm like, this is a person that she would stay. I mean, she's the sister of the Kelseys.

Speaker 1 She's got a huge podcast.

Speaker 21 Now I'm not, now I'm forever.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 21 I think you've kind of ruined it for me forever because I will always think of her as like the sister. You know, it's like when the mix-up is permanent.

Speaker 1 I just thought, oh, wow, they're a family of natural podcasters and natural stars. And then I find out that's his wife.
Right.

Speaker 1 And and i was like okay what's yours gonna be that's it's it's it's interesting okay well i guess we'll be the judge of that yeah i'll tell you if you can't say your own thing is interesting no no no i just mean i don't know if this will actually resonate or if it's just a thing that is specific to me this is bonyang's i don't think so honey is time starts now i don't think so honey any board game where i have to watch youtube videos to learn how to play them and absolutely not mc it there's i was in charge of the games on this bachelor trip i had been recommended Blood on the Clock Tower,

Speaker 18 a traitor's-esque game, Mama Kelsey.

Speaker 21 And I thought, well, I'll learn. I was told, but you have to watch YouTube videos.
I watched this YouTube video.

Speaker 12 I'm like, this is too involved.

Speaker 21 I'm not, it's, unless it's Dungeons E-Dragons, I'm not going to learn how to like MC Dungeon Master this whole situation.

Speaker 1 And I'm just going to say.

Speaker 21 Games have become their own little culture where

Speaker 21 it starts to alienate people who are not within that system. And I feel like we got to build the bridge to board games where it's like,

Speaker 17 okay, unless you're into like

Speaker 1 no death after 12 or something. It's like,

Speaker 21 it's getting more and more grand.

Speaker 1 It's getting more and more. I don't know.

Speaker 21 I feel great about the landscape of game culture.

Speaker 1 And I think, let's just all open up Jockbox and call it a day then. And that's what I'm mad.
We'll always open up Jockbox.

Speaker 30 We'll always open up Jockbox.

Speaker 1 I don't even know how to play Monopoly.

Speaker 21 That is probably not true.

Speaker 1 I don't want to.

Speaker 1 Right? I don't want to deal with money all the shit. I mean, oh, God.
Real estate?

Speaker 1 you think that like the real world yeah hello it's like it's not fun at all give me candyland or else

Speaker 1 favorite board game i don't know if i have a favorite board game or don't wake daddy because i don't like

Speaker 1 board games really yeah right you like don't wake daddy or you haven't played in a while i haven't played don't wake daddy have you guys played bowls where there's like the first where you write down yes and the pieces of paper we did this but we did a fourth round okay so so your your version what was the fourth round fourth round is you have to so the third round is charades, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fourth round charades with a sheet with a sheet over you like a ghost.
Oh, that's so funny. Yeah, it's also dangerous.
You have to make sure you have a 10-foot radius all around you.

Speaker 1 Wow. Clearance.
For my birthday, they did a me-themed one, and it was one of the funniest and also meanest.

Speaker 1 I was going to say,

Speaker 1 I'm talking about a lottery. No, it was like, yeah, it was like X's and it was so funny.

Speaker 1 It was really funny.

Speaker 1 Okay, I have my, I don't think so, honey. I also have backups in case it doesn't last that long.
I think that I have like three. I don't think that they're that interesting.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think the first one like is relatable.

Speaker 1 Do you want to run them by us? No, I'm just going to go. I think you can run the clock.
You can run the clock.

Speaker 1 Before you do that, would you produce, would Excellent Cadaver produce a Don't Wake Daddy movie with us? Yes. Okay.
Consider it done.

Speaker 1 It's not bad. How much money do you want? Like hundreds of millions or just

Speaker 1 trying to think what it might make back. Yeah, hundreds of millions.
Hundreds of millions sounds good. I think hundreds of millions sounds great.

Speaker 1 I think us in a Don't Wake Daddy movie, that's like a little fucked up. Who's daddy? John Hamm.
John Ham.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. Thank you.
He doesn't know that yet. He doesn't know that.

Speaker 1 But he listens. He's also a reader.

Speaker 1 He is. He is.
He's actually kind of a big Katie.

Speaker 1 Okay. I mean, if you get daddy, then come and papa.

Speaker 1 I think he'd be amazing in the park. He's so good.
Daddy. Okay.
Are you ready? Ready. Okay.
This is, and get this, Jennifer Lawrence's. I don't think so, honey.
Her time starts now.

Speaker 1 I don't think so, honey. Voice notes because it's a one-way communication where you're just like screaming at me and I have to just listen.

Speaker 1 And I never listen because the person, people, you're like breathing in between or you're like, well, I mean, that's kind of like how I, so I always read it.

Speaker 1 And it is the worst, lowest possible form of communication that there is.

Speaker 1 If you don't feel like texting and you want to write, I mean, and you want to talk, then use voice memo and just have have it type it out. Yeah.
I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 1 Um, people calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of Botox, acting like you're not there. The same people that are going to be in comments being like, She looks tired.

Speaker 1 She looks old. I don't think so, honey.
Um, the airports not having figured out if I do have to take my liquids out, if I can keep them in. The answer is different every single time.

Speaker 27 Every time every single time, same with computers.

Speaker 1 Same with the computers and shoes. Oh, no, I think that was like one.
One pre-check. So now I don't, I can leave my shoes on all the time.
I'm not. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 That's on him. You got to to go.
Well, I have to go all the way to the airport and do that. You can go in the city.
I think you can go to like City Hall or whatever this building is over here.

Speaker 1 That I'm going into.

Speaker 1 Excited for that.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 21 Can I just say, thank God for Botox.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I can't believe I waited

Speaker 1 so long.

Speaker 21 Not until after No Hard Feelings?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you know what? I've stopped getting it in my forehead because I'm just going to have to get lines.

Speaker 1 With Botox, it has to be, you can get there before with sagging, but once the lines are there, you have to leave it alone.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 see, I don't know all the rules. All I know is I have to go.
And these are made up by me.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm frustrated with my life.

Speaker 1 All the times I just let myself bake and sound like someone truly from Long Island. Like I'm like a sun baby and I know I'm going to pay.
I don't know. Don't talk to melasma lady about it.
I can't.

Speaker 1 I literally in summertime, I look like I wear a hat with a scarf wrapped around to block my cheeks and I still get melasma. I don't know how.

Speaker 21 What's the fix for melasma?

Speaker 1 Is it like pico, the the Pico wave or some shit? No, nothing because I found out after years of getting laser that laser makes it worse because it exacerbates heat.

Speaker 1 Also, melasma people, red light, red light makes it worse. You can't do red light and you can't do saunas.
Can't do saunas. No, I might as well just die.

Speaker 1 I mean, not that I like saunas, but like, I don't want to be left out. I don't like saunas either.
No, I don't want to like be challenged.

Speaker 1 Like if I have to challenge myself, I'll like go get a workout in. And like, you know, I don't want to just sit there and be uncomfortable.

Speaker 19 You're a woman in Hollywood.

Speaker 44 You don't need to be challenged anymore than you already are.

Speaker 1 What is the typical workout? What do you like to do? I've been, I do SLT classes. What is SLT? Because SLT is like Pilates, right? It's like Pilates boot camp.
And I do berry's. Die May Love.
Moobie.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Mubi. I'm going to say Mubi's killing it because I love the substance more than anything else.
I loved the substance. Yeah.
So good. Yeah.
They have good tastes.

Speaker 1 It's the way forward.

Speaker 21 Damn.

Speaker 31 We love you so much.

Speaker 1 Doria. Thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 You must come back. Nefutue girls, I would love to.
I'll be here. I'll just come next week.
All right, you sweetheart. Sweetheart.
Should we sing us out? Yes.

Speaker 1 What's the song we're going to end with today?

Speaker 1 Coming down the street.

Speaker 1 We can talk music.

Speaker 21 You got to do music, man.

Speaker 1 You got to do music, man.

Speaker 1 Coming down the street.

Speaker 21 Lost Culture East is the production by Will Farrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Radio Podcasts.

Speaker 1 Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yank. Executive produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Becca Ramos.

Speaker 18 Edited and mixed by Doug Bain.

Speaker 1 And our music is by Henry Kabirski.

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"Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

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