"An Emergency With Our Closest Friend" (w/ Cole Escola) Producers Anna & Becca's Pick for Best of 2024

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Speaker 1 Hey, guys, this is executive producer Anna, and I am here to present the third favorite episode of this year that me and producer Becca chose as our fave, and that is the Cole Escola episode.

Speaker 1 So we love this episode and wanted to re-release it for you guys to listen to because Cole had such a great year with O'Mary and we're just such huge fans of theirs.

Speaker 1 So we really hope you guys enjoy listening to this podcast again. And yeah, we cannot wait for this new year to bring you guys all new guests and wonderful episodes of Lost Culturistas.

Speaker 1 And new episodes start releasing next week on Wednesday. So stay tuned for that and enjoy this episode of Cola Scola on Los Culturistas.
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Speaker 80 Look, man.

Speaker 82 Oh, my.

Speaker 54 Bowen, look over there.

Speaker 83 Wow, is that the culture? Yes, goodness.

Speaker 84 Wow.

Speaker 50 Lost Culturistas.

Speaker 85 Ding-dong.

Speaker 86 Lost Culturistas calling.

Speaker 88 I just gave brands to the camera.

Speaker 33 It was involuntary.

Speaker 89 Well, we do.

Speaker 90 Praise God.

Speaker 91 Praise God.

Speaker 94 By the way, just so everyone knows moving forward, this is officially a Christian, Judeo-Christian podcast.

Speaker 96 If you have anything to say negative about the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, Old or New Testament, Missy.

Speaker 3 Can it, Missy? Yeah.

Speaker 3 You had a really tragic energy coming in. Not tragic energy, but you were a little ornery.

Speaker 100 You know what?

Speaker 102 I actually, as I was walking here today, I was like, am I going to show up as my bitchy self today or

Speaker 104 am I going to put up a front?

Speaker 102 No. But I'm choosing to be authentic today and say I'm in a bitchy mood because of two things.

Speaker 107 And you know when two things go wrong and then everything else is the third thing?

Speaker 3 Well, you know, for the domino effect to happen,

Speaker 3 two dominoes have to fall.

Speaker 110 Or one has to fall.

Speaker 111 True.

Speaker 3 So one has to knock into the second.

Speaker 107 That's actually real culture number eight.

Speaker 84 For the dominoes to fall.

Speaker 113 One has to fall into the best.

Speaker 58 Into the second. Not our best.

Speaker 89 Not our best.

Speaker 43 So tell us what happened.

Speaker 103 Well, the first thing was today I was coming back into New York City.

Speaker 85 Welcome, by the way.

Speaker 100 Thank you so much from Long Island, New New York, because it was, of course, the day of Mother's Mother's Day.

Speaker 116 I spent the day with Katrina and co.

Speaker 92 And came back in today and was going to open my AirPods. Classic comedy, they fell out onto the train tracks.

Speaker 118 Classic comedy.

Speaker 94 And would you believe there actually was a moment where I was like, can I go on the train tracks and get my AirPods?

Speaker 108 And I said, can you imagine

Speaker 120 that type of death for me?

Speaker 99 Third rail.

Speaker 3 And then you were going to get railed tonight.

Speaker 102 Okay, so then the second thing was I get a text like immediately after the AirPods are gone.

Speaker 121 I did not hop on the track that says, my dick appointment said I had to cancel. And I wanted to discuss the reason that he gave.

Speaker 3 We don't know the reason it were about to get the big review.

Speaker 121 No, and I said, the snake is eating its own tail in the gay community when it comes to reasons for canceling on dick appointments.

Speaker 3 You've heard them all.

Speaker 121 This is one I've used.

Speaker 123 Having an emergency with his closest friend.

Speaker 96 I said, you know what?

Speaker 75 Just say that your friend needs you.

Speaker 33 When you said closest friend, that's where that was the tell.

Speaker 124 I'm having an emergency with my close friend and they really need me.

Speaker 108 Dot, dot, dot.

Speaker 92 Really wanted to hang out out, wondering about later, or maybe when you get back to New York.

Speaker 126 This is fine.

Speaker 91 This is not a big deal.

Speaker 127 I'm just saying I've used that excuse.

Speaker 128 I'm not sure what the better excuse would be.

Speaker 130 Those are two severe words that are used in

Speaker 3 proximity to each other that is suspicious.

Speaker 43 Emergency, closest.

Speaker 91 Emergency and closest friend.

Speaker 116 Like, it's not just something came up.

Speaker 107 An emergency came up.

Speaker 96 No, it's just a friend.

Speaker 58 No, the closest friend.

Speaker 108 So what I'm saying is we need to come up with a new excuses.

Speaker 132 We need new excuses.

Speaker 133 and I would love to brainstorm today with our noted queer guest,

Speaker 134 one of the biggest queers.

Speaker 115 That's going to be really fun to talk to them.

Speaker 104 Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 123 But I think that I really needed the dick after the AirPods went away.

Speaker 33 I was already excited about it.

Speaker 127 You know who wants to fuck you, my dad?

Speaker 99 We can't talk about that.

Speaker 135 No, wait, actually, don't tell me what I can't talk about. I'm in a bad one as it is.

Speaker 3 I'm not comfortable with you talking about your father being attracted to me.

Speaker 101 So, Bowen has been sort of hitting the gym.

Speaker 129 Hitting the gym, man.

Speaker 101 And you better get comfortable with Lost Coach becoming the poster children for sex because we're working so hard in the gym.

Speaker 33 I went to Barry's today, but this isn't about me. This is about Bo.

Speaker 117 My dad said when you did the Mother's Day bit with your mom, who was perfect.

Speaker 138 Very, very sweet.

Speaker 85 My dad goes, Bowen looks fucking great.

Speaker 37 And he's saying fuck more than ever.

Speaker 85 Bowen looks fucking great. He's been in the fucking gym.

Speaker 139 Fucking looking toned.

Speaker 140 I don't big arms.

Speaker 142 You don't have to know anything.

Speaker 102 Okay. Don't piss me off.
I

Speaker 58 such a go ahead.

Speaker 143 Calm yourself down.

Speaker 42 Because you're out of control.

Speaker 3 This is just, is this what they call transference? I'm getting what that means.

Speaker 85 We're not psychological.

Speaker 139 What I'm getting.

Speaker 125 He rubs himself.

Speaker 146 I'm getting transference.

Speaker 147 This is an auspicious day.

Speaker 111 An auspicious day.

Speaker 149 We have our guest

Speaker 3 joining us backed by popular demand.

Speaker 134 Literally, they beg.

Speaker 75 They beg us to do, they beg and play, and it wasn't the right time.

Speaker 3 And this is the right time because guess what? It's day one of their much deserved time off before previews begin for O'Mary

Speaker 79 on Broadway.

Speaker 58 You don't get bigger than Broadway.

Speaker 85 You don't get bigger.

Speaker 151 There's no way up.

Speaker 152 There's not any bigger stage.

Speaker 75 A lot of people have been asking, do you, I swear to God, con, this is a conversation I have constantly with people in the community.

Speaker 116 How do you think they'll make it bigger and better?

Speaker 155 I don't think they have to. See, that's a

Speaker 119 single individual. Thank you, sis.

Speaker 155 Bigger and better.

Speaker 156 Shut up.

Speaker 149 I said, it's better. It's already big and good.

Speaker 157 It's already big and better. Bigger and better.

Speaker 33 Look, Bowen, I'm so happy that you asked me.

Speaker 111 See, now I'm pissed off.

Speaker 37 We're so angry.

Speaker 141 What else do you want?

Speaker 159 It is, I'm sorry.

Speaker 149 And I said this.

Speaker 160 I had the privilege of going opening night at the Lucille Lortel.

Speaker 3 I walked out of that saying, that is the funniest comedy play ever written, ever produced, ever performed.

Speaker 79 Why do we want more? Stop it.

Speaker 37 Let me tell you something. Certainly.

Speaker 149 Stop it with that colonial attitude.

Speaker 121 Certainly the best thing that's been at the Lucille Lortel.

Speaker 163 Say, hey, all right.

Speaker 28 Let's not do that.

Speaker 164 It's the best thing that's been at the Lucille Lortel.

Speaker 165 What about everything before it?

Speaker 167 What about the Lyceum?

Speaker 134 Lyceum, more like I see them all flopping.

Speaker 107 I see them all flopping.

Speaker 3 At the Lyceum.

Speaker 126 There's been no good theater.

Speaker 168 There's been no good.

Speaker 169 There's been nothing

Speaker 87 but salt until now.

Speaker 107 And we were all talking about that actually right before we got on Mike.

Speaker 170 We were all saying how

Speaker 131 well Cole came in and they said, thank God I decided to do the show.

Speaker 3 Not since what show has there not been good?

Speaker 87 Maim.

Speaker 81 I don't think there's been anything good

Speaker 151 on stage since MAME.

Speaker 152 And Sarah Jessica Parker agrees.

Speaker 3 agrees june 26th previews begin 12 weeks at the y cm only

Speaker 27 give this person a fucking break please give conrad rickamore a goddamn break no i say continue to work him yeah he needs to stay busy keep the voices at bay

Speaker 58 crazy people everyone is

Speaker 174 everyone in the show is insane

Speaker 100 and the people backstage are even crazier oh my god hanna solo peter

Speaker 43 hannah and peter squawking oh my my God.

Speaker 175 Can't imagine selling their little baubles.

Speaker 94 Selling their baubles backstage, trying the best they can to get on stage.

Speaker 92 Good luck, I say.

Speaker 121 This one's never getting sick.

Speaker 3 Have fun with the little marbles and spilling them all over the floor.

Speaker 6 This one is never going to trip.

Speaker 135 This one's never getting sick.

Speaker 176 And if they do trip, you're going to see the bloomers. I'm sorry, I'm spoiling the show.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I'm spoiling the show, Arnold.

Speaker 177 Well, here's a spoiler.

Speaker 124 It's incredible.

Speaker 96 And so is our guest.

Speaker 93 And when I say they beg, I mean the audience begs.

Speaker 131 The audience literally begs us to have Cole back

Speaker 162 because they don't like our other episodes.

Speaker 112 No, it's true.

Speaker 179 They get mad when we.

Speaker 119 They get furious.

Speaker 105 It's okay. What can you do?

Speaker 107 We're in our polarizing flop era, and it ends today with our guest,

Speaker 135 the one and only.

Speaker 181 Cole Esso.

Speaker 80 Oh, God.

Speaker 86 Don't talk when we're talking.

Speaker 87 Don't talk when we're talking.

Speaker 58 That was rude.

Speaker 107 How dare you? Don't you have enough stage time?

Speaker 160 You are trying to get me

Speaker 160 ruined. Yeah.

Speaker 79 How so?

Speaker 129 I never said, I never said that there's never been any good theater.

Speaker 19 What are they going to believe?

Speaker 87 You know, me or you.

Speaker 185 Well, you're going to get me in trouble because I'm part of the community now.

Speaker 97 I love every show that's ever been written.

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 187 That's true. Ever been performed.

Speaker 81 Well, what are the top three shows?

Speaker 186 Top three shows of all time?

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 32 O'Mary.

Speaker 112 Word.

Speaker 112 No.

Speaker 189 Our town.

Speaker 181 Our town.

Speaker 190 Thornton my town Thornton

Speaker 87 and the town

Speaker 171 Blake Lively was so good at that

Speaker 166 Blake Lively come back to Broadway

Speaker 175 I would like to say that oh my god absolutely Ariana come back to Broadway so Cole would do this bit way back in the day where they would literally they would pretend to be like I mean how about you tell it I butcher this I just it's a character that's like all my other characters.

Speaker 182 It's just

Speaker 169 crazy woman.

Speaker 150 Crazy woman.

Speaker 167 All she cares about is getting Ariana Grande back on Broadway.

Speaker 75 Honestly, you're in the right place.

Speaker 101 You're in the right place.

Speaker 86 I have a direct line.

Speaker 179 Well, no.

Speaker 86 Ariana.

Speaker 43 This is all set up to say.

Speaker 99 First day on set of Wicked.

Speaker 3 My friend Cola Scola does this bit where they pretend to be this old woman, this theater-going woman, who all she wants. She goes to every show, but all she wants.

Speaker 112 Ariana, come back to Broadway.

Speaker 138 You miss your sweetheart.

Speaker 196 Get on this side of the footlights again.

Speaker 129 I see you at the shows. Yeah.

Speaker 197 Do something besides Jesus.

Speaker 87 Come on. JRB.
Come on.

Speaker 38 It's all the same.

Speaker 198 You said that before coming on the mic, too.

Speaker 75 JRB is all the same.

Speaker 139 No.

Speaker 85 No.

Speaker 166 You are getting

Speaker 85 the show.

Speaker 11 Can you imagine what you just did?

Speaker 147 I have in my mouth.

Speaker 88 I was getting mucus up.

Speaker 28 Oh, oh, my God.

Speaker 182 We need to start this over.

Speaker 138 Let's start this over. I think we need to start this over.

Speaker 200 Listen.

Speaker 201 I think the listeners need to know that I've been doing eight shows a week for a long time.

Speaker 202 Yeah, now

Speaker 49 explain what's going on

Speaker 129 is

Speaker 157 tired. Yeah.

Speaker 87 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now,

Speaker 111 what's the pre-show ritual?

Speaker 3 Grethers, Pastiles, Atomizer.

Speaker 97 What do you do?

Speaker 203 I do, I vocal theme.

Speaker 196 I meet with Tony.

Speaker 204 Tony.

Speaker 85 Robinson.

Speaker 95 Oh, Robbins. Tony Robbins.

Speaker 87 Tony Robbins.

Speaker 131 To center you.

Speaker 160 Yeah. Bring it on to Earth.

Speaker 157 God, he's good.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 141 God, he's good.

Speaker 85 People forget.

Speaker 87 They do forget. People forget how good he is.

Speaker 113 The whole community remembers.

Speaker 150 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 205 But I don't want to forget about the dick appointment excuses.

Speaker 109 What's your sort of whole read on that situation?

Speaker 206 You know what?

Speaker 207 I think just saying,

Speaker 194 I need to reschedule. Yeah.

Speaker 85 Totally fine.

Speaker 194 I need to reschedule. Yeah.

Speaker 193 Because it's so anxiety-inducing because then you have to be like, oh, no, I hope your friend's okay.

Speaker 166 And then now in other words you're an asshole if

Speaker 139 now I'm worried about this friend

Speaker 170 closest closest friend what kind of emergency because not for nothing but if it's a real emergency I we might not be able to reschedule you're gonna be grieving yeah this is an emergency with your closest friend how do you know Thursday is gonna work you don't know that you've been an emergency with your closest friend an emergency with your closest friend you don't know anything you can't plan out anything text them tomorrow how's your friend doing Well, I think I might.

Speaker 171 You know what? How's your friend doing?

Speaker 108 It's like, it was the kind of thing where it was like, it went a little bit beyond like dick appointment because of how far it went in

Speaker 176 the sexting.

Speaker 46 And even there even was some verbal, there were some voice messages sent back and forth.

Speaker 43 Do y'all do that?

Speaker 99 Gay culture is gay courting.

Speaker 3 Gay courtship is over promising, under delivering.

Speaker 211 Constantly.

Speaker 201 Over promising, under delivering.

Speaker 43 Don't you think?

Speaker 190 My mind went to the Olympics.

Speaker 212 My mind went to Carrie Strow.

Speaker 54 Well,

Speaker 84 they're right around the corner.

Speaker 166 You going?

Speaker 105 You going?

Speaker 166 Yeah, I'll be there because I have to promote the show.

Speaker 189 Right.

Speaker 84 When in July?

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 43 12 weeks. When does that end?

Speaker 148 I can't tell you.

Speaker 148 Help us.

Speaker 183 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7, Carry the One.

Speaker 213 Ah!

Speaker 85 Carry the One.

Speaker 49 We both came up in the same community. We came up in the same Olympic.

Speaker 165 We both came up in the same community.

Speaker 108 Carry the One at the same time.

Speaker 209 I don't know.

Speaker 142 Anyway, September.

Speaker 212 I'll be in Paris for the Olympics promoting O'Mary.

Speaker 214 Yeah.

Speaker 92 Do you think they know who she is, being that she's, I'm reading in my notes, a former First Lady of the United States?

Speaker 192 Well, you know, I think a lot of people forget.

Speaker 165 Yeah.

Speaker 166 Well, people forget. Can I be honest and say you were on Seth?

Speaker 3 It was perfect.

Speaker 29 Seth Meyers, who a friend of the community.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 215 And a little too friendly, I think.

Speaker 87 Total gay guy.

Speaker 27 He's arriving at that let him cook.

Speaker 87 Yeah. Let him come out.

Speaker 45 Let him come out. Let him cook.
Let him come out.

Speaker 84 Let Seth Myers come out on his own terms.

Speaker 140 Right.

Speaker 3 So you said on his show that you did almost no research because, and I think this is so smart because you would have written jokes that were like, well, that's going to get a laugh because that's where she was born.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 162 Well, I got a lot of people.

Speaker 166 It's been fucking annoying.

Speaker 150 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 203 Like just two people being like, oh, this person does no research and now they get a play on Broadway.

Speaker 75 Yes, actually.

Speaker 58 Wow.

Speaker 211 You don't understand.

Speaker 217 You don't understand.

Speaker 212 Decades of work that went into this play. Yes.

Speaker 86 It literally has been. Yeah.

Speaker 27 15 years.

Speaker 99 15, 18, 19.

Speaker 87 Oh, God.

Speaker 166 Actually, carry the one.

Speaker 55 Please, someone else carry the one.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Someone else carry the one.

Speaker 147 My back.

Speaker 147 Someone else carry the one. Carrie it.

Speaker 166 Carrie.

Speaker 113 They're pointing at you.

Speaker 218 You at home.

Speaker 139 Carrie.

Speaker 101 So why do you think she was so crazy?

Speaker 132 Mary? Yeah. What do you think it was?

Speaker 209 I have no idea.

Speaker 158 She was hysterical, that woman.

Speaker 196 She was kind of silly.

Speaker 192 Yeah.

Speaker 196 She's just a silly little gal.

Speaker 97 Right.

Speaker 212 She liked to have fun with her friends, go shopping.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You know, then Abe kind of tied her down.

Speaker 148 Yeah. Oh, that's my worst nightmare.

Speaker 3 If I were a cabaret singer, so the character of Mary,

Speaker 141 and I think Mary historically was a cabaret star.

Speaker 219 Yes.

Speaker 27 Yeah. It doesn't work out.

Speaker 3 You marry this guy. He's president.

Speaker 156 And then you're like, I would go crazy.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 3 It is a moment to Among Us. Yeah.

Speaker 220 I've talked a lot to Michelle about this,

Speaker 87 Obama. Yeah.

Speaker 184 You know, because she really wanted to sing.

Speaker 188 Really?

Speaker 190 She's really been wanting to sing.

Speaker 221 What stopped her? Her bad voice?

Speaker 91 You know, they released a picture of Michelle Obama the other day.

Speaker 17 She looked really high.

Speaker 132 High? Yeah. She looked like

Speaker 104 she was having fun in a resort or something.

Speaker 222 Well,

Speaker 3 look.

Speaker 223 And you're going to get me in trouble with more than one community tonight, okay?

Speaker 224 The DC community.

Speaker 92 And then Robbie Lincoln. And you're not even going to be able to go down and do it at the Lincoln Theater.

Speaker 220 My Tony.

Speaker 179 Bye. Bye.
Bye.

Speaker 80 Gone.

Speaker 181 Oh, gone.

Speaker 84 I need my Tony.

Speaker 85 Gone.

Speaker 205 Gone. Thanks a lot.

Speaker 91 Reactions to the Tony Noms this year.

Speaker 150 There's too many.

Speaker 95 I actually should be one award.

Speaker 209 Yeah.

Speaker 118 For the whole show.

Speaker 166 For the whole show. Yeah.

Speaker 175 Yeah. With how many nominations?

Speaker 149 Just like two. Okay.

Speaker 208 It should be down to like two people.

Speaker 106 Oh, that's good.

Speaker 176 I love selection.

Speaker 85 It makes it even more heartbreaking.

Speaker 196 It should be Hillary versus Trump.

Speaker 194 Yeah.

Speaker 95 And God.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 123 Trump would be a better actor, wouldn't he?

Speaker 160 I mean, Hillary can do better.

Speaker 203 It depends on the show.

Speaker 48 Right. You're actually right.

Speaker 111 Well, Hillary can produce stuffs.

Speaker 3 Trump could produce stuffs, but Hillary couldn't do, you know, like Angels in America.

Speaker 189 Whereas Trump could...

Speaker 112 Trump would be an amazing Roy Cohn.

Speaker 49 Trump would be an amazing Roy Cohen.

Speaker 160 I mean, he knew him. I knew him.

Speaker 3 That's his mentor.

Speaker 160 I think he would be a good...

Speaker 199 What's his name? Pryor.

Speaker 166 Pryor.

Speaker 141 Trump as Pryor. Yeah.

Speaker 139 Trump has Pryor.

Speaker 166 Trump dazzles as Pryor.

Speaker 54 Can you see it?

Speaker 141 I can see it.

Speaker 80 Trump has never been better as prior.

Speaker 48 Dazzles.

Speaker 85 Oh, my God.

Speaker 210 The word Trump over Angels in America is great again.

Speaker 85 That's where we're going.

Speaker 228 Yeah.

Speaker 228 That's what's going to happen.

Speaker 218 Make Angels in America great again.

Speaker 191 Holy crap.

Speaker 150 Wow.

Speaker 80 Oh, my God. That's title of app.

Speaker 138 Title of A.

Speaker 3 Make Angels in America great again. Yeah.

Speaker 139 Oh.

Speaker 87 Trump dazzles as prior.

Speaker 33 Trump dazzles as prior.

Speaker 192 You have to say it in that voice.

Speaker 3 Now we're in hot water with the Kushner community. Okay.
And the Mike Nichols community.

Speaker 99 That's okay.

Speaker 141 No, they would love it.

Speaker 194 Hey, hey, their checks are clearing.

Speaker 100 Yeah. That's absolutely true.

Speaker 92 You don't want to put butts in seats?

Speaker 42 Put Trump on Broadway.

Speaker 181 Look, I mean, we're all scared to say it.

Speaker 147 Put Trump on Broadway if you want to save it.

Speaker 85 We're going.

Speaker 139 Big ass around the boards.

Speaker 80 I'm saying.

Speaker 165 I'm saying.

Speaker 91 What are we so afraid of?

Speaker 181 Talent?

Speaker 48 What are we so afraid of? Don't

Speaker 222 like it. Yeah.

Speaker 193 I think America's too afraid.

Speaker 230 I know.

Speaker 58 Yeah. 100%.

Speaker 191 That's why we're in this mess.

Speaker 203 That's why we're in this mess.

Speaker 205 If we just put him on Broadway.

Speaker 108 This is honestly not, not an answer.

Speaker 113 If I were to go to him right now and say, yeah,

Speaker 186 look, if you drop out

Speaker 194 12 weeks, Omary,

Speaker 128 would you do that?

Speaker 189 No.

Speaker 232 Not at all.

Speaker 142 I don't care who it would save.

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 143 I think that's really noble.

Speaker 196 This is my time.

Speaker 232 It's my year.

Speaker 85 Of course it is. Yeah, no.

Speaker 49 Thank you. I don't want you to give up.

Speaker 151 Thank you.

Speaker 121 I do think we could recast some of your castmates.

Speaker 233 Hey. Let's get them out of there.

Speaker 87 Put Trump in.

Speaker 3 Put Trump in. Yeah.

Speaker 48 Sorry, Scully.

Speaker 188 Sorry, Scully.

Speaker 138 Later.

Speaker 110 Trump would be a great Mary's teacher.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 108 Because honestly, Trump would get the same reaction as James when he walks out.

Speaker 55 Just like that.

Speaker 176 James walks out and the audience goes, oh.

Speaker 207 Fuck yeah. And then.

Speaker 234 Sorry, can we cuss?

Speaker 199 I forget. Is this Sax or Christian?

Speaker 116 No, this is Judeo-Christian, but

Speaker 58 there's something the whole religion is like.

Speaker 143 How did you find that out? It's about control. Okay.

Speaker 84 Anyway,

Speaker 3 as I put my coffee all over myself, you know, I went to the museum the other day. I brought my mom to the Brooklyn Museum.
Lovely.

Speaker 185 Congratulations, by the way.

Speaker 141 Thank you.

Speaker 234 You know, you've been meaning to get there for years.

Speaker 235 Yeah.

Speaker 182 Every time. Learn something.
It's very hard to get it.

Speaker 28 Most empires last three, four hundred years.

Speaker 99 Yeah. We're due.

Speaker 3 We're done. I think we're,

Speaker 185 we're, it's curtains bringing you know what podcast I love.

Speaker 189 Yes, um, the Kelsey Brothers.

Speaker 3 Oh, the Kelsey Brothers.

Speaker 138 The Kelsey Brothers. Who are the Kelsey brothers?

Speaker 3 Travis and Travis.

Speaker 178 Travis and Jason.

Speaker 216 His brother. And they have a podcast.

Speaker 105 And they're actually very charming on it.

Speaker 58 No, they're great.

Speaker 131 They've actually, they actually.

Speaker 210 Oh, wait, that's how I first heard I don't think so, honey, because they started it.

Speaker 199 They started. Yeah, they started it.

Speaker 208 And then you guys kind of.

Speaker 183 The first time gay people have taken from straight

Speaker 154 gay players. Yeah.

Speaker 176 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 236 This podcast called Fall of Civilization.

Speaker 154 Oh.

Speaker 186 And every episode is, wake up, wake up.

Speaker 237 Every episode is a new civilization.

Speaker 171 You wanted them on, now they're here.

Speaker 180 And they're talking about the fall civilization.

Speaker 3 And yeah, they're being a didactic.

Speaker 212 Roman Britain. Yeah.
The fall of Roman Britain.

Speaker 203 The Bronze Age collapse.

Speaker 3 And when you see a lot of Roman Britain as in when Britain was Roman.

Speaker 189 Yes. Yes, yes.

Speaker 97 And like how that fell apart. Yes, yes.

Speaker 110 You know, it's fascinating.

Speaker 196 It's really interesting stuff.

Speaker 166 And think i think people don't realize like

Speaker 161 but here's the thing about history yeah i get annoyed when people are like we're doomed to repeat the mistakes i'm like i think we're doomed no matter what even if we do know the history that's just how not me no certainly not you not in the remote well congrats thank you Can I tell this story, Cole?

Speaker 199 You can tell it, but you better be careful.

Speaker 193 I don't know what story you're talking about.

Speaker 3 I basically had a little mental breakdown over the summer.

Speaker 82 Oh my God, that was hilarious.

Speaker 118 We were all laughing about it.

Speaker 76 Yeah, I remember it.

Speaker 235 The group thread was

Speaker 54 hilarious.

Speaker 85 Popping off.

Speaker 87 On fire.

Speaker 238 On fire.

Speaker 3 I go to Amsterdam.

Speaker 79 You were in Ghent at the time.

Speaker 168 Yes.

Speaker 3 You were in Ghent at the time.

Speaker 7 I was posting to my close friends, gonna be in Amsterdam.

Speaker 27 You said, maybe I'll come see you.

Speaker 3 I said, I will pay for a hotel room if you come and hang out with me.

Speaker 168 And you were so kind to do that.

Speaker 160 Kind. I was in Ghent.

Speaker 166 Everyone's kind.

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 215 And you can't, and then we had a lovely day together and we were in the park.

Speaker 238 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Was it you or me?

Speaker 19 We were just like, we should go see a play tonight.

Speaker 229 Yeah.

Speaker 189 I can't remember. I can't.

Speaker 166 God, I can't remember who it was.

Speaker 58 And then you guys

Speaker 16 were like, let's go see Les Miz.

Speaker 183 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then we looked up tickets for that night, bought two tickets to Les Miz, sat in the mezzanine,

Speaker 107 all in Dutch.

Speaker 99 In Dutch, and we had the ugliest language,

Speaker 162 not a gorgeous language.

Speaker 3 Bad, bad language. Bad tongue.

Speaker 215 And hilarious.

Speaker 150 Songs in Dutch. No.

Speaker 227 Oh, wow.

Speaker 178 Oh, my God. That's generous.

Speaker 91 Thank you.

Speaker 115 Did any song survive the language?

Speaker 80 I mean,

Speaker 160 One Day More was pretty cool.

Speaker 168 Yeah.

Speaker 85 It worked.

Speaker 112 Of course, what does Harmony More? The Harmony.

Speaker 54 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 195 That's good.

Speaker 99 That was great.

Speaker 200 That was really good.

Speaker 166 That was too good.

Speaker 79 John, right here.

Speaker 85 Trump, look out. Trump, look out.

Speaker 79 Hey, Trump, I'm coming for you.

Speaker 60 Hey, Donald Trump.

Speaker 79 I'm coming for you, baby.

Speaker 195 It was a lovely time.

Speaker 203 It was one of the worst days of my life.

Speaker 87 Well, for me, it was nice.

Speaker 162 It was incredible.

Speaker 116 Thank you for being there for myself.

Speaker 160 Watching Les Muse in Dutch.

Speaker 79 Yeah. It was like going to the opera.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 28 You know? Exactly.

Speaker 102 Now, did y'all sort of do a post-mortem after?

Speaker 157 What do you mean? We just couldn't.

Speaker 211 We were so moved.

Speaker 87 Yeah. Oh, we were.

Speaker 193 All we could do was walk. Yeah.

Speaker 48 Yeah. We just a beautiful city for that type of thing.

Speaker 154 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 166 Be careful.

Speaker 84 Be very careful.

Speaker 38 Tread lightly. You're right.
Okay.

Speaker 56 Tread much lighter.

Speaker 195 Sorry, I'm just reeling.

Speaker 213 Reeling.

Speaker 3 From the subway, from the AirPods.

Speaker 131 The AirPods went down.

Speaker 103 There's going to be no dick in my butt tonight.

Speaker 189 I think there's still time. There's still time.

Speaker 107 I did think about getting on the apps and being like, who?

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, no problem. Samantha who.

Speaker 43 Christina Applegate. Christina Applegate, who I share a birthday with.

Speaker 176 So please, please be careful.

Speaker 136 Please be careful. That must be where all this is.

Speaker 162 Please be careful.

Speaker 188 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 195 Me, Joe DiMaggio, Christina Applegate.

Speaker 87 That's pretty good.

Speaker 119 That's really, that's a really good trio.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 179 Day over. Day over.
Day over.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 225 Now,

Speaker 3 what are the hopes and dreams for this time off you have before the previews start?

Speaker 241 I want to get back to me.

Speaker 112 Yeah.

Speaker 118 I believed that.

Speaker 199 I'm sorry. You shouldn't.

Speaker 176 Thank you.

Speaker 165 Don't let this change it.

Speaker 49 Well, no, I think what's happening is

Speaker 143 don't let this success change you.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 135 I think that one thing that everyone's been talking about in the group thread that you're not in

Speaker 75 is that you've changed.

Speaker 105 Thank you.

Speaker 87 And

Speaker 233 you've become

Speaker 157 a big

Speaker 230 star.

Speaker 153 You went to the Met Gala.

Speaker 99 That actually happened.

Speaker 170 And if you think I'm not going to ask about it and who you sat next to, you didn't, you didn't

Speaker 38 correct.

Speaker 110 I think you're just going to step on it.

Speaker 49 You're just going to step on that water.

Speaker 107 Well, I'm not going to forget the question and you're going to run out of water.

Speaker 24 And at some point, at some point, you're going to have to come up for Airboo.

Speaker 80 Oh,

Speaker 85 not that.

Speaker 106 And you asked for them to come back.

Speaker 105 Can we please?

Speaker 110 No. We don't have to talk about it.

Speaker 195 No, I was going to say, you looked at.

Speaker 140 Can we talk about the abuse?

Speaker 199 Mariah Carrie, precious.

Speaker 3 Oh, you batched every inflection. Yeah.

Speaker 83 Can we talk about the abuse in your household?

Speaker 99 I'm talking about...

Speaker 154 What did you say?

Speaker 228 Talking about repeated instances.

Speaker 134 I'm sort of making it up now, but really, Mariah was never better at acting than that moment.

Speaker 105 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 141 No. Watch.

Speaker 101 Can I just throw it out there anyway?

Speaker 170 Watch glitter again. It's not bad.

Speaker 54 Of course not.

Speaker 206 I've never seen it.

Speaker 158 Do yourself a favor.

Speaker 87 I will.

Speaker 85 Watch

Speaker 85 the movies.

Speaker 131 You have a lot of time off. Yeah.

Speaker 93 So, you know what you you got to watch? And this is one's a real suggestion.

Speaker 115 One's not. Okay.

Speaker 242 Watch glitter LOL.

Speaker 178 That's the bit.

Speaker 92 You really should watch the idea of you, both of you.

Speaker 182 Oh, I hate that.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 125 I was

Speaker 86 mesmerized. I loved it.
And I cried at the end of it.

Speaker 203 That man is made out of milk.

Speaker 3 Well, Matt's theory is that he's AI. Now, do you like him any better now that you've seen this film?

Speaker 106 So get this.

Speaker 111 I'm not convinced he's not AI at this point.

Speaker 131 But I am a big fan.

Speaker 180 And I think

Speaker 136 if Nick Galatzin is AI,

Speaker 49 then we need to just cut Fran loose

Speaker 119 and start doing the AI thing.

Speaker 72 Because if Nick Galatzine is AI, which is still my theory,

Speaker 166 then I think that's the worker.

Speaker 155 Let him take our jobs.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 119 We're not booking them anyway, sweetheart.

Speaker 230 He's made out of milk.

Speaker 154 Explain.

Speaker 49 Go on. Look at him.

Speaker 203 Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 185 Imagine taking a bite out of his cheek.

Speaker 192 Yummy.

Speaker 57 Actually, I think you could.

Speaker 134 Yeah. He is milk duddish.

Speaker 116 Yeah.

Speaker 92 And I say this in a very horny way.

Speaker 145 I think he's very attractive.

Speaker 238 Yeah.

Speaker 215 I have a theory that people's assholes are the same color as their lips.

Speaker 110 I think you're wrong.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to look. I'm going to tell you you're wrong.

Speaker 154 Why yours is so brown.

Speaker 28 Don't presume.

Speaker 79 The booty hole brown.

Speaker 105 Don't presume the hue.

Speaker 180 Don't presume the hue.

Speaker 108 That's actually roller coaster number eight.

Speaker 181 Don't presume.

Speaker 58 No, that's not the color of my hole.

Speaker 110 Let me see mine.

Speaker 195 No, wait. No?

Speaker 113 Wait. Wait.
Wait, hold on.

Speaker 58 That's going to be the picture for you.

Speaker 123 We all just took a picture of our beautiful lips.

Speaker 188 And I don't know.

Speaker 58 Your hole can't be that color.

Speaker 139 I can't see it.

Speaker 55 Yes,

Speaker 87 squat over your phone.

Speaker 133 You've never taken a picture of your booty hole?

Speaker 244 No.

Speaker 86 Cole, please.

Speaker 85 Cole, please. Cole, please.

Speaker 99 You've seen it. I've not seen Cole's hole.

Speaker 222 I've seen a gorgeous shot on a close friend's of cole's amazing ass oh sure well an amazing ass photo i mean it's easy it it catches the light so perfectly it's hard to take a bad no give give yourself some credit okay okay i'll give myself a little credit it's not all a little like i made the close friends because i would remember that it's not the close friends it's it's it's another thing it's another thing what is it's another secret third thing oh it's a finsta it's a finsta I had a horny finsta I guess I still do I mean is it done what well you'll be

Speaker 3 I don't really maintain mine.

Speaker 37 Me neither.

Speaker 109 I think I took six pictures during like the horniest time of the pandemic.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 87 It's like

Speaker 199 we have to be, we have to forgive ourselves for everything we did in 2020.

Speaker 84 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 49 And it was truly like all my close.

Speaker 149 Especially electing Joe Biden.

Speaker 118 Especially Biden.

Speaker 212 We should have given Trump another chance.

Speaker 110 We're giving him a chance on stage.

Speaker 166 You're right. You're right.

Speaker 27 Now, I think O'Meary would be the perfect show for him.

Speaker 175 I think he would be so good as Mary in a way.

Speaker 183 okay wait let's really actually dreamcast trump in something you so you're saying oh mary gypsy gypsy heartbreaking

Speaker 189 heartbreaking haunting performance haunting why did i do it

Speaker 246 when did it get me no no no no no no no no no no i'm gonna have to leave scratch no don't go follow me in the background that's not this is not a game

Speaker 104 who else knows it's on my

Speaker 207 it's an original character it's an original character listen there's a patty Ronald Dump.

Speaker 175 Ronald Dump.

Speaker 226 There's a Patty-sized hole, shaped hole in Broadway.

Speaker 188 Yeah.

Speaker 166 And he could fill that out.

Speaker 162 Appeal to Patty now to return to Broadway.

Speaker 100 She is.

Speaker 132 She is. She's.

Speaker 215 She's called the roommate, her and Mia Pharaoh, at the booth theater.

Speaker 96 You're kidding.

Speaker 247 She was just being dramatic about the quitting?

Speaker 154 You're kidding. You're kidding.

Speaker 142 We love her. I love her to death.

Speaker 237 Oh, wait. Sorry.

Speaker 205 You think women aren't allowed to change their minds or wait, what's this?

Speaker 104 Oh, Broadway. What's going on?

Speaker 131 What I'm saying is what you said before you got on the episode, which is that women are crazy, hysterical, and can't make up their minds.

Speaker 82 That's what you said.

Speaker 154 How dare you?

Speaker 85 I am going to kill you.

Speaker 80 I wish you would.

Speaker 132 No AirPods, no dick.

Speaker 96 Why should I keep living?

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 81 Great color for you, by the way.

Speaker 129 Thank you.

Speaker 102 And they're popping. Thank you.

Speaker 131 And you did that on purpose, didn't you?

Speaker 90 I did. I did.

Speaker 3 You're a warm tone.

Speaker 167 Well, this is the other thing that I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 97 Okay, color theory.

Speaker 203 I really want to see one of those color theory people that are.

Speaker 85 Well, but the thing that I know me too, I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 97 Me and Claudia O'Dougherty.

Speaker 166 Yes, love Claudia.

Speaker 85 Hi, sweetheart.

Speaker 150 Great legends. Go to bed.

Speaker 58 We really,

Speaker 138 sorry, people are probably like angry at my hoarse voice, but

Speaker 184 we really wanted to see.

Speaker 209 There's this woman in L.A.

Speaker 203 Yeah.

Speaker 215 Who does the color theory thing who was the wardrobe supervisor on the nanny.

Speaker 80 Oh my god.

Speaker 175 Well, she has many Emmys.

Speaker 143 She knows what she's doing.

Speaker 194 She knows what she's doing, but then we looked and the prices were like

Speaker 129 Broadway prices. Yeah.

Speaker 205 Literally like I can buy half a ticket to O'Mary for that.

Speaker 189 Oh,

Speaker 236 it was like $1,000 per

Speaker 184 session, or maybe it was like

Speaker 3 eight hours. I bet you there's someone who does that here right in New York City.

Speaker 239 I know. Where do you live?

Speaker 201 Did they design costumes for the nanny?

Speaker 27 I mean,

Speaker 3 I don't know what to tell.

Speaker 162 Have you ever had that done?

Speaker 3 No, I want to, so I was just watching an ASMR video last time where they do it.

Speaker 99 Of course, you were.

Speaker 154 I don't even think I know what it is.

Speaker 118 You get off on that stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 48 He does.

Speaker 200 Splooge all over.

Speaker 87 Splooge.

Speaker 85 All over himself.

Speaker 3 Matt's classically olive tone, but I think that makes him neutral.

Speaker 175 So that means you can wear it.

Speaker 85 You want to know, this is the truth?

Speaker 164 I actually came here today and I was going to wear a yellow shirt.

Speaker 108 I was going to actually follow up on the Taylor Tomlinson episode.

Speaker 110 Yes.

Speaker 92 Where I said that I bought a yellow shirt in a museum and I never wear it because why would I?

Speaker 92 I actually put it on today to wear it to this.

Speaker 142 It looked good.

Speaker 170 Looked at myself and said, this is not my color.

Speaker 189 But you don't know if it's like, oh, it's the cool undertones.

Speaker 185 It's the blue undertones of the yellow that don't suit you.

Speaker 215 You probably do have a good yellow.

Speaker 108 You probably do.

Speaker 3 Can I say when I'm a little bit more tan, which is happening, it's in process, I can do yellow but this was not we are not there yet at this juncture and then the step beyond that is like are you a cool yellow right or a warm yellow right and i would never know what this is so i guess i have to do this

Speaker 224 test this is why it's dangerous to be like for us yeah because we don't know what we're talking about and so for us to just sort of posit all of these oh i'm yellow i'm blue i'm it we sound dangerous you're so good with color yeah we've all seen the apartment thank you not all.

Speaker 92 Well, it was in the pages of

Speaker 100 what was that?

Speaker 113 Remember, it was in a magazine?

Speaker 85 Apartment therapy, I think you're thinking of, or the New York Post, or I don't remember. I really

Speaker 158 do have a really good relationship with the Post.

Speaker 87 Yeah,

Speaker 173 I do, yeah.

Speaker 79 Well, they reviewed the show.

Speaker 237 Look, the Post has always been very good to me.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 166 What's your favorite review you've gotten?

Speaker 88 Probably

Speaker 189 the long one.

Speaker 230 Because they said everything.

Speaker 140 Everything.

Speaker 143 No sentence.

Speaker 189 They went there, honey.

Speaker 166 They

Speaker 191 talked about the play,

Speaker 145 me,

Speaker 208 like everything that you can imagine.

Speaker 251 Yeah, the play, me, everything.

Speaker 227 Yeah.

Speaker 184 Oh my God.

Speaker 213 I'm thinking about it right now.

Speaker 151 Do you feel like you can't wait to get back up there?

Speaker 246 I

Speaker 203 am excited for a break.

Speaker 166 Yeah, good.

Speaker 120 That's healthy. That's so healthy.
Thank you.

Speaker 142 I think health is important.

Speaker 194 That's one of the reasons I wanted to come on here because I don't, the play is doing fine.

Speaker 160 Yeah. We don't need the press.

Speaker 157 Okay.

Speaker 43 I want to talk about health.

Speaker 154 Okay.

Speaker 203 Because as queer people in the community,

Speaker 154 we're not healthy.

Speaker 58 We're sick.

Speaker 193 We have a different relationship from our upbringings to health that invariably does affect

Speaker 220 circumstances and basically like

Speaker 209 human rights.

Speaker 154 So true.

Speaker 189 Well, when one of us is sick, we're all sick oh my god oh my god oh my god

Speaker 148 oh my god oh my god oh my god

Speaker 187 should oh my god be the title of app we've got a lot of green i don't think so i actually don't think so i don't think so either thank you i mean

Speaker 87 i think health is wealth at the end of the day well bowen would know oh oh my god we're back on this again we're back on this

Speaker 150 go we're back on this again we're back on this guys i'm going through a tough time are you?

Speaker 191 Let's talk about it. Let's go there.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 85 We'll be right back.

Speaker 110 We'll be right back.

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Speaker 95 And we're back. So actually,

Speaker 104 probably why we'll put it before the break.

Speaker 193 Before the break, Bowen was going to open up to us about

Speaker 194 what he's going through.

Speaker 142 I would love for them to just host it.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. Please.

Speaker 87 It would be amazing.

Speaker 110 Everyone would be so much happy.

Speaker 139 What happened?

Speaker 194 Hillary Clinton, what happened?

Speaker 113 By the way, what?

Speaker 3 Say what you want about Hillary.

Speaker 87 And you will.

Speaker 137 And I will.

Speaker 111 It's a great title for a book.

Speaker 110 Just in general.

Speaker 43 The book can be about anything.

Speaker 111 It can be a cookbook. And it doesn't have to.

Speaker 87 Hillary doesn't have to write it.

Speaker 155 It can be.

Speaker 87 Anyone can write any book and call it what happened, and it would be great.

Speaker 166 No punctuation.

Speaker 212 Before I want to hear about the pain you're going through,

Speaker 201 now you have to cast Hillary and Trump in a show together.

Speaker 80 Oh,

Speaker 80 Night Mother.

Speaker 215 Night Mother. Night Mother's good.

Speaker 214 That's really good. Who's Mother, though?

Speaker 171 I think mother is

Speaker 140 Trump. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oleana.

Speaker 113 Oleana.

Speaker 112 Oh,

Speaker 3 I just know that it's a two-hander.

Speaker 43 A two-hander.

Speaker 241 A two-person player.

Speaker 250 Waiting for Godot.

Speaker 3 Waiting for Godot.

Speaker 202 Waiting for Godot would be not

Speaker 195 to watch with them.

Speaker 244 Chocolate.

Speaker 148 Yeah. The movie.

Speaker 3 What about Amale, the musical?

Speaker 184 Which I did a reading of, so be careful.

Speaker 153 With Pippa?

Speaker 149 No, then it was Rachel Lee Cook.

Speaker 240 Lee Cook.

Speaker 190 Because it was going to, we wanted to do like a sort of she's all that,

Speaker 138 Emily sort of like.

Speaker 87 Harry, what about this?

Speaker 48 Very stories. Sister stories.

Speaker 186 Sister stories. They're called them in the business.

Speaker 205 Yeah, it's sort of like how,

Speaker 236 you know, Detroit is a sister city of like, I don't know.

Speaker 139 Minneapolis. Paris.

Speaker 174 Yeah. Minneapolis, Detroit.

Speaker 105 Yeah. Twin cities.

Speaker 99 The twin cities.

Speaker 3 Sister cities do be random. Yeah.
They're like Shanghai and Des Moines. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 118 It's funny.

Speaker 183 I find it amusing.

Speaker 85 I hate laughing.

Speaker 65 What is New York City's sister city?

Speaker 217 Couldn't tell you.

Speaker 110 Couldn't tell you. Not at all.

Speaker 198 Couldn't tell you. You know what I just realized?

Speaker 192 A lot of these cities wish they could have.

Speaker 85 Yeah, wish.

Speaker 198 Well, you know what I just realized?

Speaker 154 No.

Speaker 233 The second city, I'm telling you.

Speaker 94 The second city is called that because it's like known as like a second city.

Speaker 238 You didn't know that? No.

Speaker 103 And then I understood why there was also one in Toronto, famously also a second house.

Speaker 125 Sorry to everyone else.

Speaker 176 I love Toronto.

Speaker 236 If I had to live in another city that wasn't New York, it would be Toronto.

Speaker 154 Really?

Speaker 110 Toronto.

Speaker 143 Toronto. Toronto.

Speaker 3 Very cute gays.

Speaker 266 All the second cities have cute gays.

Speaker 110 They do. Chicago and Toronto.
Yep.

Speaker 104 I would say San Francisco.

Speaker 110 That's not a second city.

Speaker 175 It is.

Speaker 168 If you like consultants.

Speaker 58 I actually do.

Speaker 104 I'm looking for a consultant.

Speaker 229 For what?

Speaker 233 I don't want to say a bad word, but one time a psychic told me that.

Speaker 104 No, the community is very upset.

Speaker 107 This is a different one.

Speaker 143 Oh, man.

Speaker 133 Who said that my my husband is wearing a suit well that could be anything your husband it sure could it's it's the charlatan it's psychic it's it's it's made up it's a suit a hazmat suit

Speaker 235 to get near that dirty hole hey ew

Speaker 86 what you ate last night

Speaker 181 chinese broccoli

Speaker 78 hey that's my that's my people that's chinese broccoli yeah it's not actually chinese is it it was very very racist of you to say even more racist than what you were saying right before you got on.

Speaker 91 You came in here and you were saying a whole bloat of racist stuff.

Speaker 148 Chinese broccoli.

Speaker 130 Is that what the bats were eating in the wet market?

Speaker 166 You said that.

Speaker 97 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did say that.
I did say that.

Speaker 211 I was saying that while I was peeing to myself.

Speaker 228 Yeah.

Speaker 171 And Bowen was right there.

Speaker 235 Bowen was right there.

Speaker 99 And I was being...

Speaker 3 What was that guy's name? Larry something?

Speaker 181 Hmm?

Speaker 3 The guy who's cruising the bat.

Speaker 195 We're cutting out. Larry Craig.

Speaker 85 Larry Craig.

Speaker 84 Oh, no, don't cut this out at all.

Speaker 3 I think enough time has passed. And that guy, you know, his whole life was.

Speaker 192 Did he die?

Speaker 3 I think he is dead at this point. Let's call bathroom cruising as a closeted man Larry Kragen.

Speaker 218 Larry Kragen.

Speaker 241 Have you ever hooked up in a bathroom?

Speaker 100 Yes, yes.

Speaker 171 Oh, and by the way, tell me the story because

Speaker 48 I realized, and I'm sorry about this.

Speaker 72 We were doing our episode with Dua Lipa, and you were telling the story.

Speaker 3 I've told it many times.

Speaker 100 You have told it before, but I did redirect the conversation in an irresponsible, annoying, and very Matt Rogers-coded way.

Speaker 115 And so I want you to take the floor.

Speaker 108 Tell us about how you had sex in Madrid Airport Bathroom.

Speaker 219 That's the story. Okay.

Speaker 87 Well, have you?

Speaker 189 No.

Speaker 203 I don't think I could hygienic.

Speaker 3 Get hard?

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 194 I don't think I could do that in a bathroom. Yeah.

Speaker 108 Because of the smells or because of the awareness of other people's proximity.

Speaker 87 I think growing up gay. Sorry.

Speaker 56 Oh, no. No, go there.
This is.

Speaker 216 I just.

Speaker 154 We'll be right back.

Speaker 223 I want what's best for everyone.

Speaker 87 Sorry, hold on one second.

Speaker 155 We're back. We're back.

Speaker 114 Okay, and what you were crying?

Speaker 167 I don't know.

Speaker 143 I just don't think I can.

Speaker 87 Yeah, no, sure.

Speaker 3 Ideal place for an encounter.

Speaker 189 Probably.

Speaker 3 Country. I want a country.

Speaker 154 Okay. Time of day.

Speaker 185 I'm going to say Canada.

Speaker 220 I'm going to say Toronto.

Speaker 118 Toronto.

Speaker 189 A hotel room in Toronto.

Speaker 157 Okay.

Speaker 3 We're being stupid. We did not actually ask you to expand on Toronto.

Speaker 215 What do you love about it?

Speaker 3 What makes it an ideal place?

Speaker 250 It's not trying to be New York.

Speaker 99 Don't think so.

Speaker 203 No.

Speaker 209 This is my impression of Toronto.

Speaker 191 Hey,

Speaker 205 we're not New York.

Speaker 194 We've got a couple restaurants.

Speaker 208 Have fun.

Speaker 220 Yep. Let us know if you need anything.

Speaker 46 Bring your kids. Don't.
Don't.

Speaker 90 Actually, don't.

Speaker 82 Bring your kids. Please don't.
Please don't.

Speaker 37 It's whatever.

Speaker 37 It's a six of one.

Speaker 3 Yeah. We got a quote-unquote beach.

Speaker 85 It's just a little lake.

Speaker 142 Well, it's like a low lake shore.

Speaker 87 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 92 Don't ever sleep.

Speaker 181 Oh, I don't know. I love

Speaker 176 the beach.

Speaker 139 Don't ever be a sleep. Don't ever sleep.

Speaker 158 Claudia, wake up.

Speaker 27 There needs to be a gay lake. And there really is.

Speaker 132 There is. Yeah, there is.
Where?

Speaker 113 Epcot.

Speaker 131 That's actually roller culture number two.

Speaker 80 There is a gay lake.

Speaker 85 Epcot.

Speaker 75 That is one of the gayest lakes.

Speaker 3 But I'm saying there needs to be like a lake house culture for gay people.

Speaker 85 Yeah. Yeah.
The Germany pavilion at Epcot.

Speaker 84 I'm so mad.

Speaker 93 The most relaxing place on earth, the Germany Pavilion at Epcot.

Speaker 115 Go there, bring a beach chair, have a sauerkraut, and a fucking pills there.

Speaker 194 That's where I'm going to be all June.

Speaker 142 Okay.

Speaker 147 For relaxing working.

Speaker 90 Yeah, well, for pride festivities.

Speaker 85 Epcot.

Speaker 267 Well, Trump's going on the first week of Broadway.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 92 Because Cole's still going to be in Epcot.

Speaker 3 Cole, we keep trying to get you to come to Disney with us.

Speaker 18 Well, you don't.

Speaker 188 Yes, you never have.

Speaker 180 Well, would you do it?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 99 Yeah, I don't know. You don't like it.
I being

Speaker 85 growing up. We'll be right back.

Speaker 85 Okay. We're right back.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you just hate it on principle.

Speaker 95 That's not true.

Speaker 118 You can say, BDS.

Speaker 82 Wow.

Speaker 43 I don't like you two together.

Speaker 82 It's too much.

Speaker 28 I know. I know.

Speaker 189 Too much. Yeah.

Speaker 180 Too much of what? Calm

Speaker 99 down.

Speaker 85 I agree. Yeah.

Speaker 3 No, I bet I would like it. No, no, no.

Speaker 204 You don't have to say that.

Speaker 116 I think you would because I think you'd see the irony in the whole thing.

Speaker 212 John Early and I once went to Disneyland.

Speaker 160 Yeah.

Speaker 113 Well, that would always have been fun.

Speaker 186 It wasn't.

Speaker 229 Why?

Speaker 203 But Splash Mountain was fun.

Speaker 236 And I wish, we both wish we would have just like kept it.

Speaker 104 And it's done that again and again and Splash Mountain.

Speaker 116 Well, you can't anymore because they've renamed it Princess Tati's Bayou Dip.

Speaker 123 It's

Speaker 160 still the same. You still splash.

Speaker 233 It's very much the same, but they've taken out everything that you love, which was the racism.

Speaker 108 And you were saying that before you got on the mic, and they've replaced it with Princess Tiana because that's how you correct the wrongs of the ills of the world.

Speaker 203 Again, I said this when I was peeing to myself as a joke.

Speaker 3 And we were both Larry Craiging.

Speaker 194 And we were both Larry Craiging.

Speaker 240 I was looking for sex with closeted men.

Speaker 201 Of course, I was going to say that stuff.

Speaker 38 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 179 You were trying to attract people. Yes.

Speaker 166 Please, please.

Speaker 251 Don't get it twisted.

Speaker 92 I don't ever want to get it twisted.

Speaker 116 Can I say something? I can't think of anything more embarrassing than getting it twisted.

Speaker 85 A lot of other embarrassing things.

Speaker 114 It's truly, but like, what's more embarrassing than getting it twisted?

Speaker 132 What do you mean? First of all, ouch.

Speaker 167 How do you feel?

Speaker 175 Just generally.

Speaker 49 A lot better now, honestly. Okay, good.
I was not in a good mood earlier, and now I really am.

Speaker 145 Okay.

Speaker 195 I'm very happy to see you both.

Speaker 230 Do you think you're going to have

Speaker 183 S-E-X with someone else?

Speaker 105 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 189 No.

Speaker 151 I did the thing.

Speaker 58 Sorry. I did the thing.

Speaker 123 We'll be right back.

Speaker 107 I did the thing

Speaker 82 where I over

Speaker 266 scheduled myself on dates this week.

Speaker 43 So it's actually, I'm going to reveal, okay, that my guy canceled tonight because I'm going on three dates this week with three different men.

Speaker 119 Sorry, everyone.

Speaker 100 I'm actually trying to find a partner actively.

Speaker 101 I would like that for myself.

Speaker 55 I have recently discovered about myself that i would like to be in a relationship that's great i don't think you're ready for one i don't think i am either no yeah just being ready for it and wanting it is two different things that's true right you know yeah yeah someday soon what do you yeah what do you what do you think it'll take

Speaker 160 i think you two have to stop being friends yeah well everyone's so intimidated by him true story

Speaker 132 it just like i say no no he's great i lie i go no no he's great he's easy he's gonna love you.

Speaker 238 Yeah.

Speaker 87 And then I go, and then old mother-in-law over here,

Speaker 42 nothing's good enough for her, son.

Speaker 125 The last two guys I've dated have been like, I'm nervous to meet Bowen.

Speaker 37 And I was like, don't be nervous.

Speaker 108 He's my best friend and the best person ever.

Speaker 237 I was nervous to meet you.

Speaker 194 Yeah.

Speaker 150 When did you meet?

Speaker 166 40 years ago.

Speaker 195 40 years ago.

Speaker 176 Well, and obviously, well, y'all did all the all of Europe together? Yeah, we did all of that.

Speaker 148 It was 84. 84.

Speaker 3 And Berlin was east and west.

Speaker 230 Oh, my God.

Speaker 203 And we didn't know which was which.

Speaker 307 And so I was trying to buy jeans and they said, we don't sell those here.

Speaker 48 It was good.

Speaker 195 A hilarious misunderstanding.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 180 Well,

Speaker 85 you were just saying before that you missed Germany the way it was.

Speaker 84 That's what you were saying.

Speaker 156 And you gave a specific year, too.

Speaker 85 Cole. Oh, my God.

Speaker 132 We missed you.

Speaker 214 Here goes my Tony.

Speaker 120 No, it's a fucking shoe-in.

Speaker 99 Thank you. Do you see me getting actually genuine there for a second?

Speaker 104 I said, we missed you.

Speaker 81 Yeah, we did miss you.

Speaker 85 We did miss you. We say that, though.

Speaker 103 I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 88 Do you not like to say hi to people after the show?

Speaker 221 No, I love it.

Speaker 140 Oh, good. Yes.

Speaker 154 Good. Okay.

Speaker 198 Because we didn't go backstage or anything.

Speaker 149 Well, there's not a backstage at the Lotel.

Speaker 116 Oh, it's a theater moment.

Speaker 183 It's like you have to come into the.

Speaker 92 Everyone clears out and the notables sort of stay behind.

Speaker 202 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 195 The friends. The friends.

Speaker 3 Can I reveal at this point that the opening night party at the L'Hotel run, the off-Broadway run was at Houston Hall, which is a pretty, very straightforward screen?

Speaker 54 There was sports on the screen.

Speaker 3 There was sports on the screen. And I thought that was kind of the

Speaker 171 perfect touch.

Speaker 206 I didn't see it the same way as you.

Speaker 6 Oh, you were stressed out. You didn't like it.

Speaker 190 I thought, change the channel.

Speaker 188 Yeah.

Speaker 87 Totally.

Speaker 105 No one listened to you when you said that?

Speaker 184 I didn't say it to anyone.

Speaker 43 I just felt it. You thought it.

Speaker 165 But it's a big one.

Speaker 48 That was your biggest mistake.

Speaker 131 and biggest mistake.

Speaker 206 You know what? Would you just play at a bar?

Speaker 113 Yeah. What?

Speaker 226 QVC.

Speaker 179 I agree. Oh, my.

Speaker 28 J-Bars should be playing QVC.

Speaker 174 I 100% agree.

Speaker 27 Yeah. And that would drive business, which is what you

Speaker 129 care about.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 42 The economy.

Speaker 144 Absolutely.

Speaker 85 Jobs. Yeah.

Speaker 191 Bringing jobs back to America.

Speaker 206 All these companies.

Speaker 20 There's nothing more American than QVC.

Speaker 116 It's actually more culture number 90. Yeah.

Speaker 145 Eight. There's nothing more.

Speaker 116 more American than QVC.

Speaker 201 Because it's a conversation piece.

Speaker 167 You can talk about it.

Speaker 201 You don't have to pay attention. It's not like,

Speaker 234 oh, well, now Mama Mia is on, so I guess I'm going to watch it, which is what I do.

Speaker 3 No, there is no through line to follow with QVC.

Speaker 102 No, no.

Speaker 101 Actually, in fact, there is the absence of that completely, which is why it's so great.

Speaker 103 Peek behind the curtain to when I shot I love that for you the people that had to play the on-air people

Speaker 46 you just have to be always talking.

Speaker 165 Yeah.

Speaker 102 It's actually so funny when you watch because they end up saying some crazy things, sometimes just words together in like a soup that truly are just like, and look at this diamond pendant.

Speaker 96 Now, I love this for graduations, for funerals, for, you know, and I, and my mother had a pendant, and I always remember my mother, especially now, today, because Janine is going to turn around and you can see the pendant from the back.

Speaker 96 It's like nonsense gobbledygook.

Speaker 84 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 58 It's nothing, but it is everything.

Speaker 3 And if you can watch it it on mute and it still looks like things are happening that is the mark of success for that which i love and it gives you moments like the planet moon and the planet is the moon of planet

Speaker 170 and yeah the planet moon liza liza yeah also you know what's really wild is like actually they do watch second by second to see if the sales are going up and down and it does correlate to like how charming they're being like like at any given time there are a million plus people watching this channel and gauging second by second whether they're buying something or not to the point where like it actually corresponds with the i guess salesman flopping or not i love the economy you said that i love the economy yeah i love inflation yeah

Speaker 205 keeping up with those prices yeah keeping up with the prices yeah we got to keep up with those prices yeah raise them a little bit and then give us something to aspire to you know yeah was that the big conversation at the Met Gala?

Speaker 99 Can I get some water?

Speaker 87 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 104 Don't bring back anything.

Speaker 33 You like your job?

Speaker 203 Is my lawyer here?

Speaker 100 No, your lawyer's not here.

Speaker 133 Who's your lawyer? You want to shout him out? Yeah.

Speaker 166 Go ahead. Elizabeth.

Speaker 58 I bet she rocks.

Speaker 195 Elsbeth.

Speaker 171 Elspeth.

Speaker 104 Elsbeth.

Speaker 15 Have you seen all the commercials for that show, Elspeth?

Speaker 212 No, but I really want to watch the show.

Speaker 175 It's supposed to be good. Yeah.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 84 Karen Rustin is a legend.

Speaker 129 He's a good wife.

Speaker 87 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 186 I didn't watch the good fight.

Speaker 116 Me neither.

Speaker 140 I should.

Speaker 3 Christine's mad at you.

Speaker 99 She is. Have you met her?

Speaker 49 Christine Boransky. We're talking about.
No, she's mad at me.

Speaker 83 Right. Wow.

Speaker 106 Well, I think we can.

Speaker 184 Because of all that stuff you made up about me, what I said, like I didn't make anything up, sweetheart.

Speaker 202 It's so funny that you try to come here on what is our show.

Speaker 104 Uh-huh.

Speaker 46 Because even though we made a joke about you hosting it,

Speaker 115 it's our show. Interesting.

Speaker 212 That's really interesting.

Speaker 195 Is it interesting?

Speaker 241 It's interesting.

Speaker 189 Okay.

Speaker 251 I-N-C-H-E-R-S-T-E-E-N.

Speaker 38 Got it. Interesting.
Got it.

Speaker 154 Got it.

Speaker 3 I think that

Speaker 3 Archie Punjabi is having a moment again.

Speaker 161 Thoughts?

Speaker 222 Where?

Speaker 178 Under the bridge.

Speaker 113 We'll be right back.

Speaker 53 Okay, so you know how the world is a chaotic, swirling ball of total stress right now?

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Speaker 246 And we're back.

Speaker 129 Wait, what is it?

Speaker 33 We talked about Bjork Under the Bridge, Bridge, though.

Speaker 87 I didn't go to Bjork Under the Bridge.

Speaker 125 Oh, you didn't.

Speaker 48 Did you go to Bjork Under the Bridge?

Speaker 149 They were working.

Speaker 194 Did she do a concert?

Speaker 3 She did a concert slash set under the K-Bridge.

Speaker 154 K-Bridge.

Speaker 116 But I think they call it the K-Bridge to sort of insinuate that there'll be academy muse under the bridge, which I find to be...

Speaker 3 Now, as an iconic sober person, what do you think of that?

Speaker 249 I'm disturbed. Yeah.

Speaker 237 Whoa, careful.

Speaker 183 The table is making noise. Well,

Speaker 85 Bowen is shaking it.

Speaker 228 He's humping.

Speaker 54 He's like a dog.

Speaker 160 Don't think

Speaker 240 gay people and drugs go together.

Speaker 166 I actually agree.

Speaker 3 I think let's just like put a let's put a pause on it.

Speaker 205 Let's put a pause on it until I figure it out what's going on.

Speaker 137 I need to get in there.

Speaker 210 No, like I'm busy with my show right now.

Speaker 87 But like

Speaker 43 if you would come swap places.

Speaker 113 Absolutely.

Speaker 189 Come fall.

Speaker 206 I want to like, I just want to open it up, open the community up and like

Speaker 3 look at it cool if you were to put out like a missive to the to the community across the world and say

Speaker 3 stop it with the drugs for like a month people would do it

Speaker 77 i don't think they would i think they would these gays love drugs so much i'm gonna do it in

Speaker 154 october

Speaker 154 well then i'm gonna do it in october was there a favorite drug back in the day

Speaker 151 just weed

Speaker 168 yeah just Just baking.

Speaker 173 Just baking.

Speaker 220 Waking up and baking.

Speaker 106 We call it wake and bake.

Speaker 203 And we were really fun.

Speaker 124 Wake and bake sucks.

Speaker 195 It was awful. It's a really bad.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry. If you're a wake and baker.

Speaker 143 No, I just

Speaker 85 thought it was awful.

Speaker 142 It was like worse.

Speaker 99 No, yeah.

Speaker 136 It is.

Speaker 3 It's a huge alarm bell moment.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 159 Once it becomes wake and bake, that's when you have to stop and take

Speaker 58 a second to reassess.

Speaker 100 And I guess that's what we're saying to all the gay community who's really the biggest problem within the gay community is marijuana.

Speaker 165 Marijuana use is out of control in the gay community.

Speaker 11 These gays are too stoned.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 3 They M out.

Speaker 3 They M out. They M out.

Speaker 123 Have you noticed that Taylor Swift has started to talk about weed a lot in her music?

Speaker 87 Has she? Yes.

Speaker 136 In her music.

Speaker 103 Like, The Tortured Poets Department is an album about a chaotic manic relationship, and she references like

Speaker 126 always being, she was with someone that was always stoned. My friends smell like weed, etc.

Speaker 85 Yes.

Speaker 143 You know what I mean?

Speaker 129 Like, there's a lot of water weed.

Speaker 131 What do you like to see?

Speaker 85 I don't know.

Speaker 84 Because you don't really have pot.

Speaker 84 I don't like pot at all.

Speaker 171 You know what I say?

Speaker 113 Reefer.

Speaker 173 Ew.

Speaker 188 I don't care what you think.

Speaker 38 It's all pretty bad. It's all bad.

Speaker 100 I think reefer is funny because it's stupid.

Speaker 137 Green.

Speaker 87 Flower. Shit.
Shut up. Never flower.
Yeah.

Speaker 209 420.

Speaker 171 Bowen.

Speaker 85 Go to bed.

Speaker 91 I've never seen you do that.

Speaker 120 Go to bed.

Speaker 192 Your tongue fell out of your mouth.

Speaker 85 Bowen goes,

Speaker 87 I'm sexual.

Speaker 229 I'm sexual.

Speaker 84 You are a sexual.

Speaker 3 You're still rimming the air.

Speaker 99 You're cooning. You can't eat ass.

Speaker 87 Every now and then. You know what?

Speaker 142 I stopped.

Speaker 84 Yeah, because you got sick.

Speaker 85 I got...

Speaker 194 Yeah, Jardia.

Speaker 183 I had Jardia for like six months.

Speaker 201 I was like, oh, I guess my stomach's just weird now.

Speaker 243 This is a great story.

Speaker 194 You'll want to put this in the book, okay?

Speaker 124 And it's coming up right after the break.

Speaker 85 We're back.

Speaker 208 Hi. I went to a dietitian for my acid reflux.

Speaker 194 Uh-huh.

Speaker 160 Sure.

Speaker 201 And they ran all these tests and they said, Here, you need to poop in this jar and mail it in.

Speaker 186 I said, No questions.

Speaker 90 Absolutely. I'll do that for you.

Speaker 125 Take my poop.

Speaker 87 Hey, you take it.

Speaker 160 And

Speaker 43 what they make you do is like put a bag,

Speaker 240 like a little, you tape basically a piece of paper onto your toilet sleeve.

Speaker 154 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 203 And you poop onto that paper, and then they give you a little scooper to, I hope everyone at home is eating a nice big chocolate cake right now.

Speaker 224 And you scoop the poop, and you put it into a little

Speaker 213 cup, and you mail that in

Speaker 151 to, I think.

Speaker 162 The government. The government.

Speaker 43 And what do you think they do with the cup?

Speaker 89 They

Speaker 232 clean mama um again

Speaker 49 i hope you're eating chocolate cake with you are eating chocolate cake right now it's poop it's poop is it poop and um

Speaker 129 is it poop

Speaker 203 okay so then i came out with giardia so well then i i met with the dietitian and she goes um

Speaker 80 have you been camping recently

Speaker 239 And I was like, no, I haven't been camping since I was 12.

Speaker 194 What kind of weird question is that?

Speaker 104 And she was like, lady.

Speaker 218 You have this parasite that is common with people who've maybe been camping, drinking contaminated water,

Speaker 225 or

Speaker 95 from

Speaker 202 the

Speaker 118 oh.

Speaker 194 And then, but so the process of confirming that you have Jardia in order to get the antibiotics is that is like mailing in your poop.

Speaker 239 Yeah, that's how it is.

Speaker 190 And I'm like, I don't want to be mailing my poop.

Speaker 220 Like, I'm leaving that behind.

Speaker 3 I said, no more, no more ass you did.

Speaker 212 2024, I'm not mailing my poop anymore.

Speaker 251 I said, new year, new me.

Speaker 203 No poop. I am not going to that mailbox with a jar of poop.

Speaker 118 No.

Speaker 110 That's completely insane that that's how that happens.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 178 Yeah.

Speaker 200 Well, I've had it before and it hasn't stopped me.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 115 But it was horrible and I got it on Fire Island and you saw me.

Speaker 58 Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 228 It was not good.

Speaker 89 You, you, like, watched him?

Speaker 195 Yeah.

Speaker 160 We shared a room.

Speaker 3 No, but I, but I watched you get your ass in.

Speaker 162 Was I really?

Speaker 28 No, you did not.

Speaker 104 Don't tell them that.

Speaker 154 They don't just think about us like that.

Speaker 160 No,

Speaker 183 I was insinuating that you were watching him have like explosive diarrhea.

Speaker 43 Oh, I thought you were insinuating that I was watching him.

Speaker 142 Isn't that funny how he was?

Speaker 116 Were we sharing the bed when I had to keep getting up?

Speaker 3 Yes, we were. And we also shared the bed.

Speaker 3 The only, only, only time I've ever, and it was bad. Like we both had like growing up moments in that.
The only time I've ever blacked out.

Speaker 85 Oh.

Speaker 110 From 4th of July, where like they found my wallet on the boardwalk.

Speaker 85 And it was this whole like

Speaker 176 community effort to.

Speaker 145 That was the only time you've ever blacked out.

Speaker 237 Good for you. Yeah.

Speaker 87 Really?

Speaker 43 I would say so. I didn't really ever black out in college or high school.

Speaker 113 Hmm.

Speaker 3 You sound like you don't believe me.

Speaker 94 No, I'm trying to go through the Rolodex in my mind to think of times I've seen Bo and Yang sloppy.

Speaker 3 It was so scary because I've never

Speaker 3 had like a black box in the memory of like, oh, I don't remember what happened.

Speaker 105 Well, we got you back the wallet.

Speaker 173 Got me back the wallet.

Speaker 102 And thank God because a lot of

Speaker 112 credit cards.

Speaker 236 Because this

Speaker 236 goes back to what I was saying about health.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 82 You were saying that right before we got on, you were saying you hope COVID comes back.

Speaker 33 Yes.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 90 Stronger.

Speaker 98 Strong. Because like like a gay,

Speaker 160 it overpromised.

Speaker 43 She delivered. You think COVID underdelivered?

Speaker 154 Compared to what?

Speaker 223 Compared to what?

Speaker 250 Compared to what?

Speaker 58 That's a really good season two of?

Speaker 87 I mean, you got to be specific.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 197 I'm sorry.

Speaker 111 I guess compared to.

Speaker 120 Difficult people.

Speaker 154 Okay.

Speaker 151 Are you...

Speaker 141 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 101 Did you find something ever since?

Speaker 213 Come on. Scroll up.

Speaker 178 You're right.

Speaker 101 I shouldn't even go there.

Speaker 267 Did you ever find something since Downton Abbey that you liked as much?

Speaker 141 Yes.

Speaker 178 What?

Speaker 166 Gilded Age.

Speaker 139 Going up. I was always sort of

Speaker 82 like sidelined. Like, I was sidelined.

Speaker 248 We're going to take a break and not come back.

Speaker 154 We're back.

Speaker 87 We're back.

Speaker 186 The Waltons.

Speaker 23 I don't think I know that.

Speaker 3 Is that about the Walton family? Yeah.

Speaker 207 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 160 They're a family named the Waltons. It's not like the Walmart Waltons.

Speaker 135 Because you were saying before you came on that you love Walmart and the family that owns that.

Speaker 205 I love how, I love their business model.

Speaker 43 Like, why, why is that controversial to say, like,

Speaker 205 they're doing very well.

Speaker 230 Why am I doing that?

Speaker 87 And they're funding O'Mary on Broadway.

Speaker 205 Why shouldn't I be proud of them?

Speaker 209 And yes, they're funding O'Mari on Broadway. Yeah.

Speaker 189 And I'm very proud of them.

Speaker 187 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 141 Like, let's see.

Speaker 175 What they're doing is legal. Yes.

Speaker 87 Like, 100%. Okay.

Speaker 203 Yeah. They're cutting corners.

Speaker 205 They're underpaying.

Speaker 85 Like, it's legal.

Speaker 189 If you you have a problem with them, take it up with your president, Joe Biden, the one you both wanted so bad.

Speaker 109 We did.

Speaker 178 We wanted him so bad.

Speaker 43 We really did.

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 99 We really didn't.

Speaker 49 I didn't even vote for him, Miss Dog.

Speaker 180 I wrote

Speaker 160 in.

Speaker 218 But I will vote for him. I wrote in

Speaker 142 Judy Garland.

Speaker 187 I wrote in Ivanka.

Speaker 84 You wrote in Ivanka? Yeah.

Speaker 158 Where is Ivanka?

Speaker 43 Oh, she'll be hitting the trail.

Speaker 81 Will she? She's in the

Speaker 80 Ivanka!

Speaker 85 She came out.

Speaker 58 She was like, I have been wanting to be on this podcast.

Speaker 250 She's like, I want to talk about health in the gay community.

Speaker 116 I bet she does. Yeah.

Speaker 199 Jardia.

Speaker 195 Jardia.

Speaker 191 My husband has Jardia.

Speaker 191 He can't get rid of it.

Speaker 181 Jared.

Speaker 217 Jared.

Speaker 154 Jay Kush.

Speaker 195 We can't give him a cool name.

Speaker 110 No, that's not cool. That's not cool.

Speaker 154 Jay Kush.

Speaker 166 Jay Kush.

Speaker 43 Well, even Kush, terrible weed name.

Speaker 238 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 87 don't like that.

Speaker 49 Ganja?

Speaker 85 What about Ganja?

Speaker 145 No, no.

Speaker 3 It's bad. We really haven't come up with something good.

Speaker 84 I think Reefer is good.

Speaker 129 Molly's so funny.

Speaker 87 You think Reefer is good?

Speaker 58 I think Reefer's funny.

Speaker 134 Who has Reefer?

Speaker 104 Ew. I love it.
Let's go smoke reefer.

Speaker 171 You love it. You love it.

Speaker 28 Matt says it in a fun way.

Speaker 85 Let's smoke reefer.

Speaker 58 Let's smoke reefer.

Speaker 109 I got Jared to be saying it too.

Speaker 116 Not Kushner.

Speaker 48 Jared Freeder.

Speaker 226 Freeder.

Speaker 161 Jay Freed.

Speaker 3 Reefer.

Speaker 237 I'm looking at you like

Speaker 189 I'm not sure.

Speaker 54 Like, I'm a crazy guy.

Speaker 173 Like, you're a crazy guy.

Speaker 233 I

Speaker 113 you love.

Speaker 111 What's it like kissing James every night?

Speaker 49 Why don't you tell us?

Speaker 99 Leo. Stop.

Speaker 200 Wait, we share a leading man.

Speaker 58 We share a leading shit.

Speaker 80 We share a romantic interest.

Speaker 3 Romantic lead. I'm sorry.

Speaker 110 I'm my brain.

Speaker 110 Not what it used to be.

Speaker 217 It's okay.

Speaker 104 I think it's getting sharper all the time.

Speaker 116 I think you're getting smarter every day and stronger.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 85 I got to say,

Speaker 43 I love to read.

Speaker 3 I'm reading books again.

Speaker 196 We're taking a European trip and Bowen described the desire to read, read, read.

Speaker 109 And I thought that that sounded so boring.

Speaker 238 Yeah.

Speaker 43 It's good for depression.

Speaker 3 It was so, it was really good for the bad moment that last summer.

Speaker 3 Was I, I was probably even boring you to death with it. I was just like, I've been reading a lot.
No.

Speaker 239 The thing is, like, you actually,

Speaker 193 and this is the scary part.

Speaker 183 You did not seem different different at all that is terrible

Speaker 144 it's because it was lying

Speaker 148 for attention no

Speaker 3 the bad moment was like in london and i was like i have to go somewhere i can't be like i can't be here for i'm sorry i keep shaking the table and then by this by the time i was in another place and i was among friends or a friend it's like this is much better So you were lying?

Speaker 218 Or wait, what are you saying?

Speaker 246 Yeah.

Speaker 238 You were lying.

Speaker 43 I was lying by the time you got this.

Speaker 189 This is not real.

Speaker 251 It is not real.

Speaker 139 Okay.

Speaker 3 And you were still doing that.

Speaker 251 Sorry.

Speaker 234 No, we're back.

Speaker 205 No, you really didn't seem.

Speaker 181 That's terrifying.

Speaker 250 That's terrifying.

Speaker 282 Do you talk to anyone?

Speaker 3 No? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 100 Are you both in therapy, like, for real?

Speaker 199 Yes. With each other.

Speaker 251 With each other?

Speaker 108 You know what I just started doing?

Speaker 248 What?

Speaker 142 E-M-D-R?

Speaker 58 Uh-huh. Controversial.

Speaker 144 Is it controversial? It's controversial.

Speaker 143 Well, I can't wait to hear everyone's opinion on it.

Speaker 119 What I really cannot wait for is for everyone in our beloved community to tell me

Speaker 101 how I should be doing that.

Speaker 3 Well, no, but I didn't mean to undercut.

Speaker 113 What is controversial about it?

Speaker 160 It killed John Benet.

Speaker 134 It was EMDR that did it.

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 113 Wait, why is it controversial?

Speaker 3 I think it's just, I think it's a relatively new form of therapy.

Speaker 142 Oh, okay.

Speaker 43 It's like, there's a lot of debate. And it killed John Ben.
John Benet.

Speaker 187 Yeah.

Speaker 154 Wow.

Speaker 85 Someone had to.

Speaker 84 Matt. Okay.

Speaker 80 It's a comedy podcast.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 239 Can then be funny.

Speaker 187 Shit.

Speaker 48 God.

Speaker 48 You said before you came on here you killed her.

Speaker 180 So what the fuck?

Speaker 110 Oh my god. And the burping.

Speaker 95 And the burping.

Speaker 189 What?

Speaker 87 What was that from?

Speaker 160 The parents? No, no, no.

Speaker 237 The guy that killed his wife. What's it called?

Speaker 205 That documentary.

Speaker 218 And then he was

Speaker 87 the Jinx?

Speaker 225 The Jinx. No.

Speaker 165 No, it's not the Jinx.

Speaker 175 The Jinx.

Speaker 99 Or it was the murder in Boston.

Speaker 205 No, no, no.

Speaker 192 That guy that, like, he killed his wife.

Speaker 206 Uh-huh.

Speaker 183 And then he was, like, in a bathroom on a live mic going pee.

Speaker 307 And he's like, of course I killed him. Oh, the Shinjinsky.

Speaker 129 Yeah, the Jinx.

Speaker 3 Have you guys seen what Jennifer did? No.

Speaker 174 What's what Jennifer did?

Speaker 110 It's on Netflix.

Speaker 87 It's like truly the most.

Speaker 162 It hits hard because.

Speaker 3 It hits close to home for me because it is this Asian girl who felt so pressured by her parents to succeed that she killed them.

Speaker 165 So that hit home for you?

Speaker 88 That's what you just said on the mic it wasn't like cole who said all the nasty things no

Speaker 3 this is on mic i'm saying no not that i relate to her killing her wanting to kill her parents or killing her parents it is this thing of like she must have felt it's like i it's like y'all if things did not go a certain way like i would have been

Speaker 85 i would have killed my parents no i i would have like been like in that like kind of like

Speaker 158 you're saying you get it yeah

Speaker 215 you you could have seen yourself going down no not not that her parents but oh my god this is so crazy everyone

Speaker 158 everyone that watched the mother's day episode of snl the other night that said oh look bowen's mom that could have turned out really different i'm saying

Speaker 3 i'm like my life turned out it was so many things aligning and it was this

Speaker 91 No, I think what you're saying is very cogent.

Speaker 116 I think this is good.

Speaker 85 I think you're not saying I wanted to kill my parents.

Speaker 126 You're saying you understand the circumstances in which this girl did.

Speaker 91 You're saying you identify with, sympathize with, and trust her

Speaker 104 to be president. Yeah.

Speaker 131 You want Trump on Broadway acting and this girl president.

Speaker 132 What Jennifer did was slay.

Speaker 43 She was like a compulsive.

Speaker 3 She like lied about like going to school because like her parents were like, like it was, it was so crazy.

Speaker 186 I love liars.

Speaker 92 I do have to tell you, last night I watched the Lisa Rena lifetime movie Mommy Meanest.

Speaker 123 You got to get into it.

Speaker 130 It's good.

Speaker 100 It's based on a true story.

Speaker 104 It's about a mother who terrorizes her daughter to like control her by texting her like horrible, vicious things from several burner phones.

Speaker 165 This is based on a true story.

Speaker 126 And Lisa Renna is just like, well, I don't understand what's happening.

Speaker 81 Like, what she's the mom.

Speaker 165 And she goes in the

Speaker 126 closet, sits down on her computer, and just types.

Speaker 82 And she's soap assistant.

Speaker 54 Viciously,

Speaker 166 so good.

Speaker 215 Yeah. The soaps really like get people like Julianne Moore came from

Speaker 208 Meg Ryan came from soaps.

Speaker 58 Who else?

Speaker 131 There's like a famous oh, Margo Robbie was

Speaker 125 an Australian soap.

Speaker 85 Neighbors. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Speaker 122 Isn't that what it's called?

Speaker 99 Neighbors.

Speaker 58 And I believe Chris Hemsworth was also on that.

Speaker 124 And maybe even Kylie Minogue back in the day.

Speaker 96 Kylie Minogue was definitely on a soap back in the day.

Speaker 84 That's right.

Speaker 198 Shout out to Kylie Minogue.

Speaker 253 Just saw her in Vegas.

Speaker 43 That was a great show. Oh, congrats, by the way.

Speaker 116 Thank you.

Speaker 224 I rolled my eyes.

Speaker 58 I rolled them right back.

Speaker 87 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 150 Wait.

Speaker 43 Isn't Bethany Frankel in a lifetime movie?

Speaker 143 She is.

Speaker 108 And it's another thing where it's like, I have a daughter and it's weird.

Speaker 108 They really are pivoting to like, it's me against my daughter

Speaker 49 a lot.

Speaker 126 And you know what was so

Speaker 100 bad about this movie was like, it literally just ends with Lisa Rinnegg.

Speaker 103 Spoiler alert. She just like.

Speaker 123 gets caught. Yeah.

Speaker 134 And she doesn't even like change.

Speaker 58 She's just like, well, I did it because I want us to be close friends.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 88 And the daughter's like, you're a fucking crazy person.

Speaker 103 She goes to jail for two days, gets out, and then the daughter moves out. That's it.

Speaker 88 There's like no, there's no campy fight.

Speaker 58 There's no anything.

Speaker 220 I mean, it's gypsy.

Speaker 201 It's gypsy. It's Trump and Gypsy.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I think we found it right off the bat.

Speaker 6 It is Trump and Gypsy.

Speaker 54 Why did I do it?

Speaker 112 What did it be?

Speaker 87 Hey, Buddha Boom.

Speaker 124 This is kind of giving like, what's that bear?

Speaker 85 Yogi. Yogi bear.

Speaker 87 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 85 It's kind of giving Yogi Bear.

Speaker 112 Brad Garrett.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 118 Everybody loves Raven.

Speaker 141 That's really good.

Speaker 87 Everybody loves Raven.

Speaker 129 Yeah, that's.

Speaker 114 Can you do Patty Heaton?

Speaker 205 Why do Kelsey Grammer and I get ostracized for being Republicans?

Speaker 80 Uh-huh.

Speaker 159 It's actually a really good question.

Speaker 58 Why? Why?

Speaker 96 It's just their beliefs.

Speaker 229 It's just their beliefs.

Speaker 87 We'll be right back.

Speaker 108 And we're back. We're back.

Speaker 111 Cool, would you host a talk show?

Speaker 244 Yes.

Speaker 97 Because I feel like Broadway is

Speaker 87 over.

Speaker 236 Well, it's over, but I feel like there is something that you got to be, you guys got to be careful because this is my community now.

Speaker 219 You're right. You're right.

Speaker 27 Broadway is, I think, for you, is this fair to say?

Speaker 149 It's like the goal. It is.
It was always the goal. Yeah.

Speaker 183 The secret dream in the back of my mind was always like, that's so cool.

Speaker 204 Well, how do I get to Broadway?

Speaker 3 Yeah. This could not have happened.

Speaker 87 Everyone thinks I'm joking. No, no, no.
No, no, no.

Speaker 154 I don't think you're joking. Oh, no.

Speaker 140 Fuck you.

Speaker 87 Oh, sorry. Oh, I didn't mean that.
No, no, it's okay.

Speaker 224 Ugly.

Speaker 3 Because I remember you saying this to me and Celeste, and then Celeste and I were talking about it afterwards.

Speaker 178 We're like, oh, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 Like, it's amazing.

Speaker 215 I feel like I thought every gay person was always just secretly

Speaker 184 wanting to be on Broadway.

Speaker 113 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Speaker 99 Uh-huh. Don't you think? I

Speaker 113 have that dream?

Speaker 3 Not quite as much as you guys, but I think, yes, I've like had like the flash of the fantasy.

Speaker 203 And honey, you will.

Speaker 3 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. For me, it's just like, I don't think that's like Frost Nixon.

Speaker 181 Frost

Speaker 228 actually would be good.

Speaker 110 I'm Nixon.

Speaker 161 I think so.

Speaker 110 I think you have a better Nixon.

Speaker 145 I'm not a cook.

Speaker 154 Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 Better than your Trump. Oh, my God.

Speaker 129 Who is that? I can't wait to get to Rudy.

Speaker 85 I don't know.

Speaker 128 It's sort of like,

Speaker 58 who is that?

Speaker 27 It's like you doing Fallon doing that.

Speaker 211 That's like a cartoon villain.

Speaker 244 I can't.

Speaker 188 It's not Jafar, but it's, it's almost Jafar.

Speaker 3 To get back on track, it's very cool that you're doing Broadway and is, is the fantasy to stay there for the rest of your life?

Speaker 89 I would like to keep working in theater.

Speaker 58 Why just 12 weeks?

Speaker 189 I work with a numerologist who

Speaker 186 she's very powerful, this woman.

Speaker 217 Her shoulders are so broad.

Speaker 174 You think it's because of the numerology?

Speaker 87 Yeah. She's got this kind of sexy kind of,

Speaker 112 ooh.

Speaker 130 Yeah, she's got this sexy gait.

Speaker 90 She just walks real bowlegged. Yeah.

Speaker 241 And I love her. And she said, 12.

Speaker 224 Yeah.

Speaker 160 She looked at me and she said, 12.

Speaker 75 Is it actually

Speaker 101 the goal for you?

Speaker 100 Like, because I saw you talking about this on Stradio Lab, like, someone else would do it.

Speaker 203 I would love for someone else to play Mary Tom.

Speaker 113 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 134 And do you, would you want, like, some like A-list person to drop in?

Speaker 213 I don't care as long as they're like, I would want them to be like good and funny.

Speaker 208 My dream is Titus Burgess.

Speaker 154 Oh, my God.

Speaker 203 Like in a way that almost would make me be like, wait, maybe you're too good.

Speaker 189 Don't, don't.

Speaker 147 It wouldn't be that.

Speaker 131 That would be different. That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 87 It would be different.

Speaker 58 But that would be good and thrilling.

Speaker 189 But like, yeah, imagine.

Speaker 252 Imagine. Yeah, totally.
Yeah.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 183 And I can picture how Titus' wig would be different too.

Speaker 191 Like the stupid curls. Yeah.

Speaker 251 Have you had so many conversations with people where they cast it at you?

Speaker 195 No. Really? No.

Speaker 103 Why? Do you want to start?

Speaker 191 Sure. Yeah.

Speaker 250 I mean, frankly, you'd be great.

Speaker 3 No. Yeah.
No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 131 But you don't think I'd be good

Speaker 189 as Mary?

Speaker 99 Insane on my. Hey.

Speaker 246 No,

Speaker 246 I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 I think you'd be a good Mary's teacher.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 43 You have the skull.

Speaker 205 If I had to cast you in the show, it would be as...

Speaker 237 If I had to.

Speaker 216 If I had to.

Speaker 43 Gun to my head.

Speaker 79 Leading man.

Speaker 215 Gun to my head, I would just tell them to shoot.

Speaker 154 But

Speaker 194 I would say, I can't cast Matt in this show.

Speaker 113 I would say, just shoot me.

Speaker 157 But.

Speaker 160 No.

Speaker 125 Don't actually feel bad for me.

Speaker 100 That makes it real, you monster.

Speaker 142 Don't be like, this is my friend breaking down, crying, weeping.

Speaker 154 God damn it.

Speaker 87 They really are driving us to park.

Speaker 210 I was thinking

Speaker 203 if Bowen's Mary, then I would want you to be Mary's teacher.

Speaker 140 I think I'd be

Speaker 140 the best.

Speaker 184 But I can also see a world where you're Mary and you're Abe.

Speaker 3 I would love to. See, I think I'm better cast as Abe.

Speaker 97 You put all your little Asian guys as Abe, don't you?

Speaker 176 Yeah, you were saying earlier before on Mike, how you fetishize them.

Speaker 229 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 157 I do.

Speaker 3 Not to put her,

Speaker 3 not because of Titus. I didn't, it's like such a within that circle, but like, I think Krakowski.

Speaker 183 I was just going to say, like, Damn Krakowski.

Speaker 154 Iconic.

Speaker 161 Yeah.

Speaker 155 I mean,

Speaker 111 oh my God, wouldn't Sideras want to do it?

Speaker 240 Absolutely. God.

Speaker 110 That should be amazing.

Speaker 235 She would crush.

Speaker 234 But I would love to write plays.

Speaker 110 I would love to keep writing plays for other people to be in.

Speaker 148 I mean,

Speaker 193 what's very cool is that I think it's like at this point, you just get to do anything and everything.

Speaker 110 No, no.

Speaker 105 Can we be

Speaker 129 the industry is really

Speaker 227 amazing.

Speaker 89 that's true the industries are really amazing right now yeah

Speaker 184 everyone's really excited and everyone is happy

Speaker 85 earnestly yeah no one deserves it more yeah nobody deserves it more fuck you no because i'm not doing this you this is you are not the host of this podcast it's my podcast and sometimes it gets earnest thanks

Speaker 83 i hate that word though earnest yeah well deserve deserve oh sure because we all deserve of course everyone deserves.

Speaker 228 Can I say that? No. No.

Speaker 151 You are.

Speaker 137 You are a.

Speaker 192 A sister you never had.

Speaker 113 You are.

Speaker 122 Whatever.

Speaker 185 You know, you're our idol.

Speaker 240 Yes.

Speaker 151 Stop it.

Speaker 287 I mean, it is perfect.

Speaker 3 It's also, I mean, watching the show.

Speaker 194 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life, this show being produced.

Speaker 184 And I'm trying to, like, soak up everything that's, that's happening right now because I know soon my turn will be over and that's fine.

Speaker 184 We all get a turn and we get to the back of the line and we wait and we wait and we wait and then we get our turn.

Speaker 115 Well, you got to get fast passed.

Speaker 104 This is why you need to go to Epcot with us.

Speaker 166 Oh my God, you

Speaker 84 cut every

Speaker 229 cut every line.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 205 Okay, fine. I'll go to Epcot.

Speaker 58 Honestly,

Speaker 127 one day.

Speaker 188 One day.

Speaker 82 Just next time we're on like one of our eight-day trips.

Speaker 166 Here's why I wouldn't go.

Speaker 190 I don't want to be on a plane about it.

Speaker 48 It's a three-hour situation.

Speaker 203 I don't want to take a plane about it, you know?

Speaker 190 But I don't want to go to the airport, get on a plane, be at the airport, get my luggage, all for Epcot.

Speaker 91 Like if I was in

Speaker 142 wherever, where is it?

Speaker 188 Virginia. Orlando, Florida.
Orlando.

Speaker 43 Virginia. Exactly.

Speaker 134 And if I was in Orlando.

Speaker 135 They would love O'Mary down in Orlando, by the way.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 87 Liars.

Speaker 230 Yes. Liars, both of you.

Speaker 171 I smell it.

Speaker 237 I smell it seeping out of your pores, the lies.

Speaker 162 But the weed. The weed.

Speaker 203 The marijuana.

Speaker 113 The pot.

Speaker 203 You two pot smokers.

Speaker 196 I've had enough of you two pot smokers.

Speaker 115 I've had enough of us too, to be quite honest.

Speaker 194 But I would go to Epcot if I was in Orlando already.

Speaker 225 All right. Okay.

Speaker 164 So we just have to figure out a way to trap

Speaker 113 people in Orlando.

Speaker 129 In Orlando. Entrapment.

Speaker 38 Central Florida.

Speaker 58 We can do it. We can do it.

Speaker 86 What's that face for?

Speaker 80 I don't know.

Speaker 85 Oh, I don't know if I could do it.

Speaker 221 I don't know about like

Speaker 85 really Florida in general.

Speaker 172 What hell of a drug.

Speaker 108 But yeah, you do have to kind of go there to go to Disney World.

Speaker 228 So that's, I guess, where we're rubbing up.

Speaker 190 It's just, it's the plane.

Speaker 166 Correct. It's the airports.

Speaker 126 You don't like to fly?

Speaker 243 I don't like it.

Speaker 193 It's very scary.

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Because

Speaker 85 growing up.

Speaker 85 I just, like,

Speaker 176 I never got to soar

Speaker 87 and

Speaker 87 be that high.

Speaker 33 Like,

Speaker 141 it's like

Speaker 85 everything.

Speaker 82 It reminds me of what I didn't get growing up.

Speaker 87 And

Speaker 85 I'm sorry, I have to go poop really bad.

Speaker 139 We'll be right back.

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Speaker 156 Are you pooping a lot?

Speaker 87 I do poop a lot.

Speaker 154 That's good. That's good.
Yeah.

Speaker 162 You poop a lot?

Speaker 208 I'm a vegan.

Speaker 3 And so all of this really supports the idea that I've had, which is that Cole,

Speaker 3 not to actually earnestly get on health, but I find you to be very healthy.

Speaker 110 Thank you for saying that. Overall.

Speaker 212 It's one of my main initiatives, going to Broadway.

Speaker 113 Make Broadway healthy again.

Speaker 145 Bring healthy back.

Speaker 186 Bring health back to Broadway.

Speaker 193 People think, oh, capitalism's ruining theater because ticket prices are.

Speaker 154 Right.

Speaker 141 I think we eat right.

Speaker 192 We get the good eight hours of sleep we need.

Speaker 244 Yeah.

Speaker 237 Finances will catch up.

Speaker 141 Do you sleep? The economy.

Speaker 82 sleep well because you eat well?

Speaker 113 I don't sleep well. You don't sleep well?

Speaker 237 I stay up every night till 5 a.m.

Speaker 83 Seriously?

Speaker 110 Yeah, no matter what. What time do you get up?

Speaker 189 If I'm on my own, I'll wake up at, like if I have nowhere to be,

Speaker 89 three.

Speaker 169 Really? So you're nocturnal?

Speaker 219 Nocturnal.

Speaker 193 Always have been.

Speaker 58 Does that bother you that you don't see the morning?

Speaker 154 All right. Yes.

Speaker 129 What do we do?

Speaker 184 I don't know.

Speaker 229 Birding.

Speaker 244 Birding?

Speaker 175 Birding.

Speaker 160 Like when pooping.

Speaker 192 This has been a thing with both.

Speaker 84 Oh, you want to go look at birds.

Speaker 206 I've thought about that because I need a hobby.

Speaker 235 It's actually do bird.

Speaker 130 I've started to.

Speaker 217 I have an app.

Speaker 28 I have an app.

Speaker 3 Merlin is the one that the Cornell Institute of Ornithology or whatever, like they have a department.

Speaker 184 Oh, they're really problematic, actually.

Speaker 181 No.

Speaker 180 Well, because you're the president, you were saying of them before you got on.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And it's been your mission. Yeah.

Speaker 43 To problematize.

Speaker 104 To kill the birds.

Speaker 181 Kill the birds, Tuppens.

Speaker 160 Mary?

Speaker 183 Well, I mean, it's interesting because that feeds into my I don't think so.

Speaker 107 Oh, you sang that song at Queers Live.

Speaker 195 I did. Oh, that was so fun.
It means a lot to me.

Speaker 43 Should we do that again?

Speaker 131 We should do it again.

Speaker 183 It means a lot to me that you came to the show.

Speaker 85 Thank you.

Speaker 131 What if we did Queers Live at like radio city music halls?

Speaker 82 Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 58 Let's do it.

Speaker 180 They offer, actually, we're offered a show at this other thing.

Speaker 228 Maybe we should do Queers Lee.

Speaker 113 Maybe we should do that. That's fun.
That could be really fun.

Speaker 43 In Orlando? In Orlando.

Speaker 142 And then that's when we get you.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 215 If you can get me to Orlando for a gig, I'll go to Epicott with you.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 149 But really quickly, I've gone birding for

Speaker 130 just like

Speaker 3 for curiosity.

Speaker 3 So much fun. Where do you go?

Speaker 87 The parks?

Speaker 3 Prospect Park Vale of Cashmere. So literally like historic cruising spot, but it is the best spot for birding.

Speaker 43 It's so funny.

Speaker 225 Sure.

Speaker 84 Yeah, but she's something

Speaker 84 that's peckers. Peckers about.

Speaker 87 Oh, honey, I was just looking for a bird.

Speaker 166 The next thing I know, I've got Jardia.

Speaker 58 This character is a caricature.

Speaker 172 Yeah.

Speaker 152 It's so fun.

Speaker 3 Get a nice pair of binoculars, and then you go in the mornings, and it's just all.

Speaker 195 How much were they?

Speaker 3 How much were they? The binoculars.

Speaker 84 I actually bought a binocular.

Speaker 129 They were the way to get away from it.

Speaker 87 I bet it's phone number.

Speaker 175 No, no, no. I'm at a mid-price.

Speaker 43 I mean, they do go crazy.

Speaker 154 I got like 80 bucks.

Speaker 129 Oh, my God.

Speaker 54 They're always expensive.

Speaker 182 They're expensive.

Speaker 216 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I bought one for 80 bucks. But then you go there.
It's all these old women.

Speaker 306 But the activity itself is free.

Speaker 28 And the old women there.

Speaker 176 You gotta be careful with these words. Boomer.

Speaker 3 How about that? Generational. You can't.

Speaker 3 Okay. And there's a silver

Speaker 137 thing in a group.

Speaker 156 Well, there's, it seems like there's, there's a lot of walks.

Speaker 166 There's like a queer birding group, and there's like, you know, like whatever, like different queer birding group.

Speaker 130 Queer birding group. It's already redundant.
Redundant.

Speaker 216 But

Speaker 3 then there's like all these like guys with cameras.

Speaker 149 But it's, it's like nice.

Speaker 3 It's like you get all types and it's free.

Speaker 43 And then cameras.

Speaker 154 Guys,

Speaker 191 God.

Speaker 184 It makes me so horny.

Speaker 194 I love guys with cameras.

Speaker 85 Oh my God, to be

Speaker 280 And it's just four different people telling you, like, there's a Scarlet Tanager today.

Speaker 160 Oh, like, they're like pointing it out to you.

Speaker 142 Or it's like they're politely being like, do you see there's a nuthatch today?

Speaker 182 It's so sweet.

Speaker 129 It's very sweet.

Speaker 223 And you go, I heard, I saw I heard.

Speaker 168 And then.

Speaker 110 Leave me alone.

Speaker 239 Leave me alone. No, no, no.

Speaker 155 It's not even that.

Speaker 152 And then I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 Looking at a bird up close in the binoculars in 3D space as the light's hitting it, it is like.

Speaker 154 incredible. Yeah.

Speaker 209 And that sounds more healthy than like gambling.

Speaker 43 Totally. But it's the same.

Speaker 192 It feeds the same image.

Speaker 149 It feeds the same image.

Speaker 190 It's like, I want to win.

Speaker 183 I want to catch the thing. And it's like, all you're doing is looking at a bird.

Speaker 166 You're looking at a bird.

Speaker 3 And then you think,

Speaker 113 how's that going to hurt?

Speaker 110 Exactly.

Speaker 110 It's

Speaker 85 a nice.

Speaker 104 They want their privacy.

Speaker 58 It's one of those things.

Speaker 111 It's one of those hobbies where I'm like, why the fuck do people get into this?

Speaker 87 And then you do it once and you're like, oh, I get it.

Speaker 3 Promise.

Speaker 243 And it seems like it would be something fun to add to traveling.

Speaker 183 Like if you're traveling and you're like, ooh, I'm going to see what kind of birds they have here.

Speaker 203 A big yellow.

Speaker 142 A big yellow. Oh, the big yellow.
Oh,

Speaker 160 I went to Canada and I saw all the big yellow.

Speaker 3 I'm genuinely excited to do that when I go.

Speaker 102 This would loop back around to activity I can't do because of colorblindness.

Speaker 166 No, I'm colorblind as well.

Speaker 58 You actually are? I am.

Speaker 183 I can't tell the difference between...

Speaker 184 green and brown a lot of the time.

Speaker 116 Neither can I. Yeah.

Speaker 102 It's because you're red, green, colorblind, right?

Speaker 203 Same.

Speaker 236 And so when I was a kid, I would color the tree.

Speaker 181 Sorry.

Speaker 181 Okay.

Speaker 87 I would color the trunks of the trees green and the leaves brown. And I would get points knocked off.

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 202 Minus two.

Speaker 135 And there were only a few points.

Speaker 175 And there's only, yeah, like 10 points.

Speaker 202 My sister, I used to think she had green hair all my life because she had brown hair and it looked green to me.

Speaker 203 I thought peanut butter was green.

Speaker 108 I probably still do, to be honest.

Speaker 116 Blue and purple.

Speaker 101 It's impossible.

Speaker 85 Same.

Speaker 96 Sometimes weird ones like orange.

Speaker 143 Have you ever worn those glasses?

Speaker 131 Yes, but they're a scam.

Speaker 173 Oh. Don't you think?

Speaker 85 Oh, I've never tried them.

Speaker 183 I was going to say, like, oh, that would have been a fun thing for us to do today, but they're a scam.

Speaker 174 Honestly,

Speaker 108 we did a Secret Santa, and my one friend got me those

Speaker 108 glasses, and it ended up being like, I put them on, and I'm like, well, if this is what everyone sees normally, it's hell.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 131 And I just thought, because you know, they're have like those red glasses, right?

Speaker 108 I just saw like red, like, I didn't see anything

Speaker 3 new.

Speaker 189 I wonder if they bought the cheap ones or something.

Speaker 211 I mean, certainly.

Speaker 237 Who is this friend? Name them.

Speaker 136 Chris Schleicher.

Speaker 226 Chris Schlicer. Or Chris, you cheap bastard.

Speaker 33 Totally.

Speaker 233 But also, he got me a

Speaker 109 like a set, though, at the same time. It wasn't the only gift.
He got me like a shirt. What is it? Like a.

Speaker 186 So you're a spoiled little.

Speaker 203 Your daddy's spoiled. Yes.

Speaker 144 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay.
Yes.

Speaker 166 Always have been, always will be yeah never will change i never love a brat i love a brat it's so fun mary's kind of a brat i love yeah total brat yeah total brat

Speaker 85 total brat bratty girl

Speaker 3 i'm a brat i know that about you yeah

Speaker 3 they demanded a very nice hotel room

Speaker 238 did they amsterdam and i gave it yeah the sofatel sophatel

Speaker 136 Did we get breakfast the next day?

Speaker 85 No,

Speaker 85 we were there.

Speaker 154 Yeah, great breakfast. I love the breakfast.

Speaker 116 I think maybe my favorite city that I've been to that I've been doing is

Speaker 85 Amsterdam.

Speaker 58 Breakfast is great.

Speaker 109 Amsterdam.

Speaker 124 London's great.

Speaker 42 Keep naming cities.

Speaker 192 Well, I like.

Speaker 58 I forgot the rest.

Speaker 87 I loved Bruges, actually.

Speaker 85 Kentucky.

Speaker 188 I like

Speaker 195 California.

Speaker 43 I love the Atlantic Ocean.

Speaker 122 It's time for I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 145 Before our friend really embarrasses themselves.

Speaker 246 Oh, I'm in a cave.

Speaker 194 I'm doing a thing with a cup.

Speaker 87 Go away. You're in a cave.

Speaker 116 It's a a visual medium.

Speaker 131 You look silly.

Speaker 103 We got cameras since you've last been on.

Speaker 80 No.

Speaker 113 This is, I don't think so, honey. One thing hasn't changed.

Speaker 110 One thing hasn't changed.

Speaker 120 We still do this goddamn segment.

Speaker 87 Oh, okay.

Speaker 103 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 228 We rant and rave against something in pop culture that's not so great to us. No.

Speaker 116 And I had an experience this weekend, and I would like to talk about it.

Speaker 178 Okay.

Speaker 178 Tough couple days for my girl.

Speaker 3 This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey, his time starts now.

Speaker 108 I don't think so, honey, if you show up to a theme party and you don't have anything on that's the theme.

Speaker 3 Maybe they're coming from war.

Speaker 106 And it's no.

Speaker 96 Did I tell you something?

Speaker 162 Stop it. Okay.

Speaker 124 Because I haven't even been, and I hadn't even been doing that for 10 seconds and you sided with all of them.

Speaker 174 And that says a lot about what's going to happen going forward.

Speaker 108 You're going to side with them outside of this dynamic.

Speaker 71 And I agree with Cole. I'm sick of us.

Speaker 124 Because if you're going to keep doing this.

Speaker 174 I'm seconds into my I don't think so.

Speaker 180 I'm doing a really good one that no one's ever talked about before, which is that at the theme party, people should dress the theme.

Speaker 233 And And you undermine me.

Speaker 96 Just sit there and count down how much time I have left during my time.

Speaker 94 How about that?

Speaker 46 I'm sick of you.

Speaker 40 At a theme party,

Speaker 132 let's say the theme is New Year's Eve.

Speaker 88 I want to see a couple of hats and glasses, please, for Christ's sake.

Speaker 180 Because I show up, if you do that again, we're going to have a huge problem.

Speaker 195 This broadcast is over.

Speaker 141 I agree.

Speaker 115 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 85 And that's one minute.

Speaker 135 Now, wait, hold on.

Speaker 151 was the theme New Year's Eve?

Speaker 119 Because that's fun if it's Tom Nye's birthday party held at the house of Tom Nye and Matt Whitaker, and they had a New Year's Eve themed 30th birthday for Thomas.

Speaker 134 And I show up, and I don't know if that everyone is too cool, but no one was doing the theme, and I looked silly in a white jacket, fun glasses.

Speaker 85 Yeah, and

Speaker 96 I'm the only one dressed for the theme, and then I get looked at once over by everyone, and I'm like, it's the theme.

Speaker 99 Oh, I don't like.

Speaker 3 See, if it's a party and gay guys are there and they once over you, give me a break.

Speaker 188 Get out. Stop.

Speaker 96 It's like I'm dressed perfect.

Speaker 135 And y'all just look like you put a flannel on and rolled out of bed.

Speaker 143 You're on your way to Animal afterwards.

Speaker 87 I get it.

Speaker 100 Everyone wants to look their best for Animal.

Speaker 133 The sip and twirl of Brooklyn.

Speaker 110 I want to apologize to you.

Speaker 228 That would be appropriate, I think.

Speaker 3 I'm really sorry.

Speaker 82 If you were offended,

Speaker 139 You almost had to have me there, girl.

Speaker 80 You almost had me thinking.

Speaker 49 No, I'm really sorry for interrupting you.

Speaker 58 I didn't mean to think. No, that's okay.
That's all right.

Speaker 3 And I don't mean to bring it past, you know, what?

Speaker 87 Oh, my God. That I interrupt you.
Equivalent

Speaker 149 viewers love.

Speaker 149 Equivalent injustices.

Speaker 154 No, 100%.

Speaker 161 You know.

Speaker 100 What happens is, Cole, sometimes I get over-caffeinated for the podcast and I get excited.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 100 And especially when we have a guest that I'm really excited to talk to and really like into,

Speaker 160 I will often do the most disability.

Speaker 3 But can I tell you, I don't mind. And people seem to think that I have a problem with you like kind of like getting overenthusiastic.

Speaker 43 And it's like, that's what I love. And I really don't care.

Speaker 224 Yeah.

Speaker 234 It's called a podcast, bitch.

Speaker 49 When they go for Bowen, I'm like, why are you infantilizing Bowen?

Speaker 120 Like, I'm just like,

Speaker 110 I'm a child.

Speaker 124 To them, it seems like it's like, Bowen Yang, if Bowen Yang ever thought that I was out of pocket,

Speaker 58 I have heard it and I would hear it.

Speaker 174 And I would think that that's something we share.

Speaker 194 Bowen loves the diapers wearing diapers.

Speaker 110 We were talking about this yesterday.

Speaker 3 Me, Josh Sharp, Max Wittert at a party, and we were saying that people,

Speaker 3 we just want to try one day where we're in adult diapers, just to see what it's like, because the models on adult diapers are just...

Speaker 3 The way they cast models for adult diapers is so amazing because it is these people.

Speaker 183 I will have been in those rooms.

Speaker 155 Oh, yeah. Well, and you never booked.

Speaker 168 Right.

Speaker 3 But it's people who, and this is why you didn't book, is because it's people who look happy, healthy.

Speaker 29 And now you look better.

Speaker 3 But back then, you probably looked really gone.

Speaker 218 Drinking and

Speaker 183 trying to get work as a diaper model.

Speaker 214 And that was my low.

Speaker 195 That was my rock bottom.

Speaker 194 I was

Speaker 184 hungover, you know, lost my phone, lost my wallet.

Speaker 250 I would show up to these castings,

Speaker 213 put on that diaper.

Speaker 208 It's, you know, me and Gina Davis

Speaker 194 up for the same spot. Oh, that's tough.

Speaker 140 And she's, you know, the picture of health. Yeah.

Speaker 43 The picture of health. Academy Award winner.

Speaker 116 Can be very believable on the diaper.

Speaker 113 Absolutely.

Speaker 195 Just tell me. Yeah.

Speaker 203 But then, of course, neither of us got it because that's how this fucked up industry.

Speaker 186 I'm sorry. I got to say it.

Speaker 195 Well, I have to tell you something.

Speaker 159 She booked it.

Speaker 164 They just replaced her with the Coke Bear.

Speaker 33 They put the Coke Bear over her.

Speaker 99 The Cocaine Bear?

Speaker 227 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 154 From Elizabeth Banks' movie.

Speaker 3 But can I tell you something? What?

Speaker 197 Now with this play,

Speaker 110 World's Royster.

Speaker 145 It really is. Thank you.

Speaker 80 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 80 Wait.

Speaker 167 You really, but you want to wear, like, would you wear the diaper like in life, like under your pants?

Speaker 200 In life.

Speaker 194 Like, just walk around.

Speaker 3 Just to walk around.

Speaker 289 Would you pee pee?

Speaker 154 Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 87 If you're going to wear it, you.

Speaker 223 You might as well use it.

Speaker 85 I don't know if I could poop, though.

Speaker 162 I think I would pee

Speaker 120 all over myself, but I don't know if I'd poop on myself.

Speaker 3 We just want to try one night at the club.

Speaker 240 Listeners are going to to hate this episode.

Speaker 194 It's so much poop.

Speaker 166 I'm telling you guys right now.

Speaker 176 I have to say

Speaker 143 it would be right in line with how they felt about our other episodes recently.

Speaker 228 So that's actually okay.

Speaker 113 All right. I have something.

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 43 Ivan, I don't think so. Oh, that's great.

Speaker 86 And this is.

Speaker 99 Oh, not three missed calls.

Speaker 154 Uh-oh.

Speaker 191 Oh, God.

Speaker 144 That's a good idea. It's always a little disconcerting.

Speaker 3 You know what I mean? I can wait.

Speaker 38 Okay, well,

Speaker 184 who are they from?

Speaker 121 I'll never know.

Speaker 116 No, because it's like random numbers.

Speaker 103 That's what always gives me a little bit of anxiety.

Speaker 105 Okay, this is Boeing.

Speaker 116 I don't think so, honey. And it's time starts now.

Speaker 182 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 162 Pills. You want me to put what, where?

Speaker 79 In my mouth?

Speaker 26 Here's what my mouth is for.

Speaker 3 Smiling. Saying a nice compliment to a friend.

Speaker 156 You look amazing today, both of you.

Speaker 198 How are you going to get better when you get sick?

Speaker 149 Sucking.

Speaker 79 Fucking rimming. No.

Speaker 3 Not for swallowing a little rock that might not make me better. It might actually make me feel worse.

Speaker 99 This mouth is exit only.

Speaker 99 That's right.

Speaker 3 Nothing goes in. If I have my drothers, if my perfect day is if nothing goes into my mouth, if only stuff comes out like a funny joke, a word.

Speaker 224 15 seconds.

Speaker 163 Vomit.

Speaker 43 I'll say it.

Speaker 3 Just kidding. I need to eat.
But pills, make everything a vaccine.

Speaker 28 Or actually, I would love a microchip in me

Speaker 251 if you could just download a cure to the brain.

Speaker 99 That's a minute.

Speaker 113 That was a mess.

Speaker 85 That was perfect.

Speaker 195 Well, it seems like that was polarizing.

Speaker 228 Let me tell you something.

Speaker 228 I'm going to get emotional.

Speaker 204 Go there.

Speaker 106 If you get sick, you better take pills.

Speaker 131 Because I know it's been very tense between us today.

Speaker 146 But if anything ever happened to you, I would not be able to continue on.

Speaker 85 And I'm not going to let coal.

Speaker 140 Get between us.

Speaker 175 We really have drunk wedge.

Speaker 92 By the way, we now know Boen Yang eats with his butthole

Speaker 103 and vomits with his mouth.

Speaker 87 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 42 I'm trying tonight.

Speaker 87 Desperately out here.

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 84 Okay.

Speaker 179 Warming.

Speaker 85 Mouth is the anus.

Speaker 87 Let's warm up our bodies.

Speaker 80 That feels good, actually.

Speaker 189 Relax.

Speaker 234 Roll our shoulders.

Speaker 152 Do you do little warm-ups before every show?

Speaker 192 I do.

Speaker 154 That's good.

Speaker 213 Conrad really has taught me a lot about.

Speaker 99 That's a pro.

Speaker 199 He's a pro about like protecting.

Speaker 183 and yeah he he's not even like actively teaching me i'm just like watching him going

Speaker 194 cole here's how you do cat cow that was so mean that was so mean matt yeah that was crazy cat cow that's that's a that's a tagalog say

Speaker 229 oh yikes you better cut that you better cut that can i say in a real way yes what happened with fear lies love at the tonys

Speaker 150 thank you isn't that weird thank you it was so good i I guess an overcrowded season.

Speaker 158 Was it, though?

Speaker 183 Or just like a lot of shows?

Speaker 246 I don't know.

Speaker 84 It was such a beloved show.

Speaker 181 And it was

Speaker 144 great.

Speaker 145 And then I was like, when I saw that it got almost nothing, I was like, oh, maybe it wasn't eligible.

Speaker 48 Maybe that was last year. And then it was fully eligible.

Speaker 167 It was eligible, but you know, it's like summer movies, how they're like less likely to

Speaker 129 get nominated for Oscars.

Speaker 131 People didn't remember it?

Speaker 142 Yeah, I guess. Or I don't know.

Speaker 220 That's the only explanation.

Speaker 113 Right, right, right.

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 109 Like it just was like totally blanked across the board, pretty much. I was like, that's so surprising.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 136 So, this is actually going to be Cola Scolas.

Speaker 58 I don't think so. And they said that it has to do with Feed the Birds, Tepin's Bath.

Speaker 178 Yeah,

Speaker 113 something along the lines.

Speaker 157 Another Mary. Yeah.

Speaker 113 Very interesting.

Speaker 3 Well, this is Cola Scola's, I don't think so, honey. And their time starts now.

Speaker 206 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 97 The scene in Mary Poppins where they go to the bank.

Speaker 80 The movie is six hours long.

Speaker 189 It is.

Speaker 206 So that scene comes in at hour five.

Speaker 230 Right.

Speaker 189 It takes up another hour.

Speaker 160 They get a song.

Speaker 206 The men get a song.

Speaker 203 And I understand the point of that scene is to be boring to show, like,

Speaker 205 oh, they need Mary Poppins.

Speaker 99 This is boring.

Speaker 189 30 seconds.

Speaker 206 You know what?

Speaker 211 Thematically, have that scene have no music.

Speaker 89 Yeah. You know? Right.

Speaker 208 It's Mary brings the music in.

Speaker 196 And for that matter, no music before she comes in either.

Speaker 205 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 80 You know?

Speaker 206 Except for maybe the children dancing to show that they want music.

Speaker 183 Yeah.

Speaker 212 You know, because when was the last time you watched Mary Poppins?

Speaker 92 I watched The Returns.

Speaker 160 No, but this isn't.

Speaker 224 No, it's been a while.

Speaker 203 You haven't watched it because you're scared of that bank scene.

Speaker 186 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 172 And that's why it is so right.

Speaker 3 And can I tell you something?

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 3 The whole arc of Mary Poppins, that movie, is like, not to bring drugs in again. It is like, it's all a come down after they go to cartoon.

Speaker 43 Super, super califragilistic.

Speaker 195 It's all

Speaker 189 Pot, come down.

Speaker 115 It's pot, come down.

Speaker 210 It's like that classic when you're coming down off of the

Speaker 239 feeling.

Speaker 85 It flies in so high.

Speaker 184 And you're like shaking, and you have those shakes.

Speaker 142 And you get the, and you're like, your teeth hurt, and you're like, oh my god, why did I smoke all that pot?

Speaker 251 She's a drug addict. What did I wake in bake?

Speaker 200 What did I wake in, bake, and fly in?

Speaker 166 Yeah.

Speaker 99 That classic. She was like,

Speaker 106 fucking stupid.

Speaker 110 And Mary Poppins is so fucking dumb.

Speaker 75 Crazy. You were saying before, just like every woman.

Speaker 266 You said that before.

Speaker 100 Mary Poppins is so dumb, just like every crazy, hysterical woman.

Speaker 238 Now

Speaker 84 I'm so bad.

Speaker 79 Julie Andrews.

Speaker 207 Drag her!

Speaker 203 Julie Andrews can fuck.

Speaker 87 Can fuck.

Speaker 136 I bet, you know what's crazy? What?

Speaker 106 Is she has fucked.

Speaker 96 Yes.

Speaker 108 And, you know, you think about Julie Andrews and you don't think about fucking, but then not everyone has seen Victor Victoria.

Speaker 149 But her whole career after Sony Music was I need to like let go of this

Speaker 215 she made a movie with Blake Edwards where she was like topless

Speaker 248 several movies right after and there's a lot of subtext in Princess Diaries about how she's a nymphomaniac I don't think so honey

Speaker 205 Can I coin a phrase?

Speaker 110 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 43 That was the Kelsey.

Speaker 109 Well, now

Speaker 109 it's done.

Speaker 115 Now it's done. Now I just feel silly about the whole, I don't think I'm going to be able to do it.

Speaker 208 Can I say something, though? Yeah.

Speaker 239 I think today

Speaker 193 this podcast and you guys are back.

Speaker 146 Thank you so much.

Speaker 171 Like, I was a lot of people are.

Speaker 85 We've had a value period.

Speaker 180 I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 174 A lot of people are going to say they're back.

Speaker 166 You guys are back.

Speaker 183 And I want you to be friends.

Speaker 203 Earlier, I wanted you guys to not be friends.

Speaker 58 Can I tell you something? What?

Speaker 109 There's nothing you could have said that would have come between us.

Speaker 86 Sorry. Really?

Speaker 109 Wow. That really made me scared.

Speaker 49 Really?

Speaker 49 Okay, really?

Speaker 141 Really?

Speaker 135 What do you know?

Speaker 161 Well, should I?

Speaker 113 Don't. Yeah.

Speaker 181 Don't want me.

Speaker 143 That's the dichotomy, Bowen. Don't want me.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 110 Did I? No.

Speaker 237 No, I really just,

Speaker 183 I was worried and now I'm not.

Speaker 238 Thank you. You're welcome.

Speaker 161 I hope that this episode inspired confidence.

Speaker 3 And I hope it inspired.

Speaker 113 Period.

Speaker 149 Period.

Speaker 85 And I hope it inspired me.

Speaker 195 Yeah. Go see what? Wicked?

Speaker 209 Oh, Mary.

Speaker 184 Go see Wicked the movie.

Speaker 209 And oh, Mary on Broadway.

Speaker 116 How do you get the movie is going to be?

Speaker 109 Pretend he's not here.

Speaker 142 Oh, I can't wait.

Speaker 184 I really can't.

Speaker 215 And I've never seen it on stage.

Speaker 135 You've never seen it on stage.

Speaker 49 I don't like it on stage.

Speaker 160 I know I would.

Speaker 190 I know I would.

Speaker 126 You got to go.

Speaker 154 You got to go.

Speaker 215 It's that thing where I forget that

Speaker 137 Broadway can just go. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 58 You absolutely can just go.

Speaker 211 In fact, I'm like, I don't have tickets.

Speaker 149 I'm like, oh, you get tickets. You get tickets.

Speaker 115 I was going to say you should go tonight, but it's Monday and famously they're dark.

Speaker 113 Broadway's dark. But

Speaker 183 O'Mary will not be dark on Mondays in the summer.

Speaker 157 Wow. Perfect.

Speaker 86 Oh, perfect.

Speaker 136 So then when are you dark then?

Speaker 237 Sundays.

Speaker 183 You did tell me this. Yeah.

Speaker 85 Oh, interesting. Conrad's strategy.

Speaker 148 No, Conrad's like very, very, very, very religious.

Speaker 112 I'm kidding.

Speaker 135 I was like trying to search my mind to remember if that was true.

Speaker 43 No way. It's deeply not.

Speaker 58 Deeply not.

Speaker 43 He's such a heathen.

Speaker 89 Oh, he really is.

Speaker 208 He believes in

Speaker 194 like upending all social norms.

Speaker 209 Right.

Speaker 113 The chaos.

Speaker 238 Yeah.

Speaker 178 This is a Judeo-Christian podcast, by the way, so we have to sort of float away from that.

Speaker 85 We do.

Speaker 3 You did inspire me to go see Hello Dollar League by myself.

Speaker 27 Wait, where? Because when Bernard Jett was on.

Speaker 149 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 110 I think you and I had a conversation.

Speaker 113 I was like, I gotta go. You gotta go.

Speaker 122 I never went by myself. I couldn't afford it at the time.

Speaker 117 It was like I could not get tickets and couldn't afford it.

Speaker 120 And I feel so fucking crazy that I didn't go.

Speaker 215 I feel that way about Patty and Gypsy.

Speaker 85 Yeah. Oh, I did.

Speaker 49 I didn't see four tickets at the time.

Speaker 19 You know what's weird? I saw a matinee of it.

Speaker 110 She was honing it in.

Speaker 35 At the time, I was like, she was marking.

Speaker 45 And I felt crazy thinking that, but like, I think she was.

Speaker 87 Well, I'm

Speaker 151 the show.

Speaker 220 I can't imagine doing that eight times.

Speaker 143 See, and that's why I don't go to matinees.

Speaker 174 And it's no shade. And I'm sure everyone does.

Speaker 131 But I also think that the performers know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 87 You know what I mean? Like, you're not giving it on a play.

Speaker 183 When I see a play, I see it on a Thursday night.

Speaker 215 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Oh, great.

Speaker 45 Why do you think Thursday night is the best?

Speaker 149 I am always like, oh, weekends, that's too many shows.

Speaker 205 They might be tired.

Speaker 203 Tuesday, they're just coming back.

Speaker 205 Yeah.

Speaker 208 Wednesday, sometimes they have a matinee and then they have an evening show.

Speaker 110 And some days.

Speaker 237 So Thursday is right before that weekend show.

Speaker 183 They've had enough time to, you know,

Speaker 251 having done several weeks off probably.

Speaker 48 When do you feel strongest?

Speaker 87 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 167 It really doesn't matter.

Speaker 183 Like some days I'm like, oh my God, that Sunday matinee was amazing.

Speaker 184 Some days I'm like, oh, Friday night.

Speaker 89 It really is.

Speaker 3 So then that's how Patty was.

Speaker 58 I mean, listen, it's Patty.

Speaker 125 I don't need to be convinced at all.

Speaker 108 Like, I was just like, oh, I think because I was with my family, I think at the time, like always, but we were being sort of like, you know, cognizant about how much we were spending on it.

Speaker 92 They were like, oh, let's go to a Wednesday matinee or whatever it was.

Speaker 131 And I remember leaving being like, oh, I wish that that could have lived up to what my little gay brain made it, which was absolute roaring performance of a lifetime at all times.

Speaker 206 It could have been the audience, too.

Speaker 136 It absolutely could have.

Speaker 3 Patty, we love you.

Speaker 43 One of the best of

Speaker 200 the best of

Speaker 200 you.

Speaker 210 Cokey, we love you. We want you to live.

Speaker 204 A line that we quote all the time from Waiting for Godfrey. Yeah.

Speaker 192 Good one. Cokey, we love you.
We want you to live.

Speaker 287 It's so funny.

Speaker 113 Catherine O'Hara would be a great Mary.

Speaker 80 Oh, my God.

Speaker 28 Oh, my God.

Speaker 58 So would Parker.

Speaker 154 So would Parker.

Speaker 184 So would Parker. Oh, my God.

Speaker 204 I mean.

Speaker 100 But she's off doing White Lotus right now.

Speaker 211 No, she's not.

Speaker 113 Oh.

Speaker 199 She was fired.

Speaker 154 A day.

Speaker 141 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 226 Chaotic behavior.

Speaker 145 Oh, no.

Speaker 194 Personal differences.

Speaker 87 You're kidding.

Speaker 192 Guys, I'm kidding.

Speaker 87 Okay, April 4th.

Speaker 171 You know what I love to say? What?

Speaker 85 You're kidding.

Speaker 113 You're kidding.

Speaker 250 You're kidding. Oh, my God.
You're kidding.

Speaker 91 You're kidding. You can do it so many different ways.

Speaker 160 No.

Speaker 131 I'm auditioning for you. Because I really want you to want to cast me in the show.

Speaker 160 You want me to want you as Mary.

Speaker 3 No, that's not what i said no i don't want that and i don't think i'm right for it no yes you are i think yes you are the right casting as me as abe and and what

Speaker 189 no not gonna say it cool whenever i get auditions i'm always thinking like

Speaker 266 oh gideon glick should get this oh matt roger should he is i feel that way all the time yeah but actually less as of late less as of late i'm kind of like hey i'm in my bag like i actually have a big audition this week, and I actually think...

Speaker 96 No, I don't think there's anyone

Speaker 96 that could do it.

Speaker 166 I don't think you will get that one.

Speaker 160 No, it's too soon.

Speaker 251 It's too soon.

Speaker 87 Yeah, you're ready. You're not ready.
It's too soon. It's too big an audience.

Speaker 165 I only just started. Yeah.

Speaker 188 Yeah.

Speaker 182 Well, listen.

Speaker 167 So you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get to it.

Speaker 58 You sure do, Queen.

Speaker 129 You sure do.

Speaker 3 We are three neophytes.

Speaker 85 Am I too mean? No. No,

Speaker 160 I love being. I love being mean.

Speaker 149 This is Broadway, baby.

Speaker 80 This is Broadway.

Speaker 58 You watch your back or you wash your mouth.

Speaker 49 You know what? I'm actually

Speaker 49 at work.

Speaker 87 I'm upset for you.

Speaker 170 Well, actually, no, I'm not because you're going to have Sundays off. Yeah.

Speaker 108 This is a real thing.

Speaker 120 You have to go see the Sunset Boulevard with Nicole Scherzinger.

Speaker 210 Wait, is that coming here? Yes.

Speaker 85 Oh,

Speaker 85 let's go.

Speaker 43 Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 203 Sundays.

Speaker 49 I'm telling you, I went in the West End.

Speaker 91 It was so great.

Speaker 141 She is perfect in it.

Speaker 171 The

Speaker 174 concept that they went for, like Jamie Lloyd,

Speaker 132 really good.

Speaker 194 Like it's an all-queer cast, right?

Speaker 64 I wish that were so.

Speaker 88 Right? Just because

Speaker 142 they were gorgeous, it's all queer cast, right?

Speaker 200 Are you making you? I'm kidding.

Speaker 58 It's queer's live.

Speaker 54 It's queer as live, right? That's what I was talking about.

Speaker 84 It's like a fully queer

Speaker 87 crew.

Speaker 203 Everyone on the team is queer.

Speaker 3 Is AMAB.

Speaker 222 AMAB.

Speaker 58 What's that? A sign mail of birth.

Speaker 92 Bowen is the face of AMAB.

Speaker 154 I'm the face of AMAB.

Speaker 183 Wait, but something I do want to say is: I need everyone to buy tickets to Bernadette Peters on Fire Island.

Speaker 131 Wait, oh, is that happening?

Speaker 99 See, that's happening.

Speaker 206 I need everyone to buy tickets so that they add a Sunday show.

Speaker 182 Yeah, it's on a Saturday.

Speaker 210 But I think maybe it already is sold out.

Speaker 208 But it's on a Saturday in June or July.

Speaker 120 But that's what they did for Patty last year.

Speaker 110 They sold out so quickly that they decided to show

Speaker 194 maybe Bernadette wouldn't want to add a second show.

Speaker 220 But I would, but I'm dying to see.

Speaker 220 This is it.

Speaker 3 Look to the camera. Like, make your, make your, please.

Speaker 239 Mom.

Speaker 227 Add a day.

Speaker 161 Add a day.

Speaker 96 She's talking to me. Add a day.

Speaker 215 At a day of Bernadette Peters on Fire Island.

Speaker 227 Growing up. I'm sorry.

Speaker 87 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 189 Yeah. That would be amazing.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean, we saw both

Speaker 3 of you.

Speaker 226 I saw her twice.

Speaker 85 I saw both nights.

Speaker 129 Oh, yeah, you were there that weekend.

Speaker 222 I don't know how, who got me in?

Speaker 237 I bought the ticket for the second night.

Speaker 154 The first night.

Speaker 178 Bought tickets.

Speaker 174 I need to know what day it's happening because

Speaker 203 I'm going to be there that June.

Speaker 143 Well, Bowen's working all of June, but I'm going to be there.

Speaker 159 Doing what?

Speaker 99 People's Court.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 192 Oh, you would be great as like a judge on one of those shows.

Speaker 131 Well, he's not very fair.

Speaker 143 He barely even let me get me through my Ion Thanksgiving.

Speaker 208 But you have to be more entertaining than fair. Right.

Speaker 33 You're so right. Yeah.

Speaker 113 And if there's the worst thing Bowen is, it's entertaining.

Speaker 110 Entertaining.

Speaker 250 Entertaining.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 249 As in making, you know, dishes.

Speaker 172 He's going to show his butt in a movie.

Speaker 3 That's why I've been going to the

Speaker 154 squats. Ass.

Speaker 3 Squats and hip thrusts.

Speaker 183 I've never seen my butt hole.

Speaker 3 And keep it that way. Because of the hair.
Because of the hair. And just.
It's the color you're having.

Speaker 175 Is it real hairy down there?

Speaker 87 Producers are puking, by the way. All the producers are puking, by the way.

Speaker 175 They're all fired.

Speaker 233 We have to end the episode, I believe.

Speaker 84 No, because there's.

Speaker 206 But I just wanted to read a book for you guys.

Speaker 85 I've tried to make episodes.

Speaker 174 Instead of us ending every episode with a song, can you end the episode with an excerpt?

Speaker 189 From a book? Yeah.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 211 Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed.

Speaker 237 To comprehend a nectar requires sorest need.

Speaker 191 Not one of all the purple host who took the flag today can tell the definition so clear of victorée as he defeated, dying, on whose forbidden ear the distant strains of triumph ring agonized and clear.

Speaker 8 That was J.K. Rowling.

Speaker 141 Yes.

Speaker 189 Speaking about

Speaker 104 trans rights.

Speaker 85 Bye. Bye.

Speaker 80 Bye.

Speaker 80 Bye.

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