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Hello, Los Angeles. Welcome to love it or leave it.
The tribe has spoken. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to demonstrate my balance.
Something I did not have the opportunity to demonstrate. On the islands of Fiji.
Welcome to the show. You might recognize me as Survivor Star, John Lemmon.
And while you might have hated to see me go, I'm sure you love to watch me leave. All right.
This week, first of all, just so I understand for my planning purposes and subject to change, how many people here saw Survivor? You only watched for you. You only watched for me? Okay.
This week, Kamala Harris returns to spread some disgusting rumors about the Republican Party. Sadly, they might just be true.
Later, Uzo Aduba and Guy Branham will watch me on Last Night's Survivor and honestly review my performance. And we'll close it out with a spin of the Runt Wheel and star of this week's real star Mudang, the baby pygmy hippo I and everyone on the internet is obsessed with.
Bet the gotta tribe would have kept Mudang around. Sweet mudang not a threat to anybody just brings joy wherever that little creature goes but first let's get into it what a week at a rally on tuesday sarah huckabee sanders kicked things off by attacking vice president Harris for not having biological children.
So my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn't have anything keeping her humble.
Disgusting. It's just ridiculous.
You don't have to have children to stay humble. You can also go on Survivor.
That's also what Republican politics has become,

saying Kamala Harris' name wrong on purpose

while insulting her for not having biological children.

Oh, is Kamala Harris not showing you, Sarah Hucabea Sanders,

enough gratitude and humility?

That's how it's pronounced, right? Hucabea?

You're not getting enough humble pie from fucking Kamala Harris? I'm like, your candidate? How many kids does Trump have to have before the humility kicks in? Once Donald Trump took the stage, he was ready to deliver his pitch-perfect message about the economy. What the hell does COVID mean? It's a China virus.
And a lot of people think they did that because they were not happy with me as president. In the immortal words of Carly Simon, you're so vain, you probably think this once in a generation global pandemic is about you.
Trump talked about President Biden calling him after the second assassination attempt. President Biden called me yesterday.
It was very nice, a very nice conversation. I appreciated that he called about, you know, what happened the other day.
And he says, he's committed. He's committed.
Ha. Of course, Trump supporters are baffled by a polite phone call between people who can't stand each other.
They haven't heard from their own children in years. Trump also shouted out Vice President Harris for calling him as well.
And today, a little while ago, I got a very nice call from Kamala. It was very nice.
It was very nice. It's it's it was very, very nice.
And we appreciate that. But we have to take back our country.
We have to win. We're going to win and we're going to make America great again.
That's all there is to it. Very simple, isn't it? Trump is a pretty simple guy.
Just check in on him. Some friends you can see once a year and you pick up right where you left off.
Trump is a check-in friend. He will never reach out to you, but he appreciates the call.
Kamala should call Trump every morning. The only problem is his advisors would stop putting her through because he's basically madly in love with any person who is nice to him for about an hour after.
Speaking of people Trump is madly in love with, Melania Trump's press tour for her forthcoming memoir rolls on. The former first lady posted a video titled, Why Do I Stand Proudly Behind My Nude Modeling Work? Said Melania, it's because if I stood in front of my nude modeling work,

you wouldn't be able to see my bazongas.

You know what?

Melania should stand proudly behind her nude modeling work.

Nude modeling is not the shameful portion

of Melania Trump's life.

But let's find out why together. Why do I stand proudly behind my nude modeling work? The more pressing question is, why has the media chosen to scrutinize my celebration of the human forum in a fashion photo shoot? Are we no longer able to appreciate the beauty of the human body? She has a point.
I'm sick of the double standard where Doug Emhoff can do nude modeling work and nobody bats an eye. Did I miss something? Has the media been talking about this lately? It feels like she brought it up.
You know, like, why has the media chosen to scrutinize my perfect SAT scores? Are we no longer able to appreciate a student who excels in both verbal and math? Don't worry, there's more. Throughout history, master artists have revered the human shape, evoking profound emotions and admiration.
We should honor our bodies and embrace the timeless tradition of using art as a powerful means of self-expression. Sure.
No amount of nudity could be as offensive as this freshman comp-ass writing. Throughout history, get out of here.
Since the dawn of time, man has longed to see a boob. Speaking of boobs, America's goblin Rudy Giuliani opened for Trump at a rally in Uniondale, New York on Wednesday, and he had this message for would-be assassins.

No more attacks! No more attacks! No more! Stop it! If there's anybody behind it, I'll find them.

I did it to the mafia.

I can do it to them.

If you're behind it, I'm looking at you, and I'm going to get you.

Go out and laugh, but this is word for word what Giuliani screamed at the sky after 9-11.

You know what?

There hasn't been a 9-11 since.

You couldn't find your way to a chair at the Republican National Convention. If it wasn't one of the world's biggest prick, it'd be sad.
Then, when Donald Trump took the stage, he made a bold promise. It hasn't been done for a long time, but we are going to win New York.
Start spreading the booze. After the rally, Donald Trump broed out with the crypto crowd using Bitcoin to buy a round gathered at PubKey, Manhattan's unofficial cryptocurrency bar.
Sick of going out in New York City and meeting gorgeous, interesting single people? Try PubKey, Manhattan's unofficial cryptocurrency bar. Here's Trump handing out crypto burgers.
This is a crypto burger. No, it's a Bitcoin burger.
Actually, you should name them. Name a Bitcoin and a crypto.
They're like regular burgers, the cryptoo Burgers, but instead of beef, they're made of Sam Bankman Freed. Earlier this week, Trump touted World Liberty Financial, the new crypto venture founded by Eric and Don Jr.
Trump told the crowd it was Barron who encouraged him to embrace crypto, saying this. Barron's a young guy, but he knows he talks about his wallet.
He's got four wallets or something.

And I'm saying, what is a wallet?

Donald Trump has made it very clear he has absolutely no idea what cryptocurrency is.

Here he is just a few weeks ago.

Have a good time with your Bitcoin and your crypto and everything else that you're playing with.

But the beauty of Donald Trump is he knows a scam when he sees one. Game recognizes game.
Cryptocurrency and Donald Trump were made to go together. Look, could I be wrong? Of course.
I just have this feeling there's going to be indictments related to the Trump family venture into cryptocurrency. I don't know why.
I don't know how. I have no evidence to support this whatsoever.
I have a feeling. Speaking of game, recognizing game, when pressed for evidence that immigrants are stealing Ohio pets for food, Jingo Dingo Vance's spokesperson gave the Wall Street Journal a police report filed by Springfield woman Anna Kilgore, who alleged local Haitian immigrants might have stolen her cat, Miss Sassy.
Oh, so now Vance is standing up for childless cat ladies. However, when the Wall Street Journal followed up with Kilgore, she admitted she eventually found Miss Sassy alive in her own basement.
That's always the thing with cats. Every day it's like, has she been stolen and eaten by Haitian immigrants, or is she under the couch? Then the interview took a turn when Kilgore shouted, Wait, where's my phone? Have you seen it? Oh my God, the Haitians ate my phone.
Probably in some kind of voodoo curry. Oh, nevermind.
It's in my hand. I'm talking to you on it right now.
Meanwhile, Jellicle Dat Vance absolved himself of any responsibility for the spate of bomb threats in Springfield and blamed the media for reporting on them. And you know what the governor of Ohio came out yesterday and said, every single one of those bomb threats was a hoax.
and all of those bomb threats came from foreign countries. So the American media for three days has been lying and saying that Donald Trump and I are inciting bomb threats when in reality, the American media has been laundering foreign disinformation.
It is disgusting. And every single one of them owes the residents of Springfield an apology.
on a bomb threat isn't disinformation. It is disgusting.
And every single one of them owes the residents of Springfield an apology. Reporting on a bomb threat isn't disinformation just because a bomb didn't go off.
The bomb threats happen and are newsworthy. Oh, you say you got a bunch of death threats because of something insane I said, and yet you're still alive.
I'm ready for my apology. Also, and this is an aside.
Hey, man, at least pretend to be a human being when bomb threats turn out to be a hoax. That's the part of the speech where you sound relieved, not furious.
All these fucking bomb threats, they're hoaxes. Thank God.
That's the best case scenario for bomb threats. The latest anti-immigration news cycle really represents the fundamental change between Trump's first run for president and his third.
Every Republican is a conspiracist now, and every liberal podcast host is hot. I don't make the rules.
Prior to Trump's first term, there was at least some Republicans who could and would stand up to him. Now we're left with Republicans who don't even know how to stand.
Photo of Robert Sanders and Donald Trump. The January 6th hearings were essentially interviews with Republicans still willing to refuse Trump's unconstitutional demands.
Now those Republicans might as well be in a museum. The most annoying museum in the world.
Just suburban middle-aged moderates coming in to take pictures with wax statues of Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney, a VR setup where you get tag-teamed by the Vindman brothers. Tag-teamed in a hearing, you freaks.
Now those Republicans are gone or they have abandoned their integrity, reformatting themselves to fit the Trump-shaped mold all conservatives must cram themselves inside. And there's a distinctly unfuckable shape to that mold.

So we've got Republicans spreading baseless conspiracies about Haitian immigrants,

election fraud, ABC News sneaking the questions to Kamala.

And social media is not only a vector for conspiracy theories,

one major platform is now owned by a conspiracy theorist.

Sarah Palin, running for office on 2024 Twitter,

would have been a completely different person,

the most monstrous possible version of herself.

Instead, she was just quaintly awful in a way that no longer really exists, like a racist lawn jockey. Speaking of someone who would say, ah, geez, if a kid saw a racist lawn jockey and would do his best to explain it in a way that's age appropriate, but also appreciative of how much children can actually understand if you give them the chance, Tim Walsh spoke at a rally in Asheville, North Carolina this week.

In his speech, Walsh pointed out the obvious reason the GOP is spreading lies about immigrants, because their policies are wildly unpopular. Here he is.
They asked him if maybe it was an accident or he didn't mean it. No, he said, I admit it.
I'm willing to create stories to spread fear to drum up support for us. The reason you do that is, is because if you told what you really stood for, no one would vote for you.
It's not just about the awful lies they're talking about. It's about the terrible policies they're afraid to talk about.
You don't pull the fire alarm at a restaurant when you want your date to get to know the real you. You pull the fire alarm at a restaurant because you were trying to impress your date in order to see food tower.
And then you saw the price and sweated through your clothes. And then when you were in the bathroom freshening up, you zipped your fly over a big chunk of your shirt.
Now you're completely out of options. Speaking of self sabotage, the head of the Teamsters said Wednesday that the union won't endorse a presidential candidate.
The first time they haven't endorsed the Democratic ticket since 1996. They've worked seven elections in a row.
Read the contract. They're on a break.
You want to tell them they're not? You can fucking try. And I just want to say, for the record, as a traveling tour show, we love the Teamsters.
We support the Teamsters. Speaking of trying, our patience.
Senate Republicans blocked an IVF bill supported by Democrats for a second time in three months Tuesday, to which Senator Tom Cotton offered this. IVF is not at risk in any state.
And the Alabama example proves the point. The legislature acted promptly.
Why did they have to act if it wasn't imperiled? To ensure access to, because a Supreme Court decision. That happens all the time.
That imperiled access to IVF. Courts make decisions.
What an embarrassing moment for Tom Cotton, probably the most humiliated anyone's been on television this week. John Dullinger Vance missed the vote, but did have time to complain about the bill at his rally Tuesday, saying this of Democrats.
They shoved through a vote today knowing it would have no chance of passing because they wanted to be able to say we support IVF and the other guys don't. Yeah, you got it.
Weird to have you say it's like that, but yeah, that's it. That was easy.
We got him. And then, on Thursday morning, rumors began spreading that a major outlet was about to drop a damaging story about Mark Robinson, North Carolina's sitting lieutenant governor and the Republican candidate for governor himself.
And the story was rumored to be bad enough that Robinson canceled two events and Republicans in the state were pressuring him to withdraw from the race. That story was hard to imagine in light of all the damning news that we had already learned about Robinson.
Babe, something damning is about to come out about the Holocaust denier, nostalgic for when women couldn't vote, who castigates gay and trans people for their filthy lifestyles while reportedly going to a porno booth five nights a week. What could the story be? Well, CNN finally published their report detailing online chats in which Robinson talks about liking transgender porn, peeping in a woman's locker room when he was 14, and wanting to own slaves.
If a Republican can't run for office because he's misogynist, racist, and sexually objectifying of trans people, I don't know what the GOP is going to do. Lisa Murkowski is going to have to be eight senators and four governors at this point.
In comments on the message board

of this porn website, Robinson referred to himself as a black Nazi and wrote,

slavery is not bad. Some people need to be slaves.
I wish they would bring it,

slavery, back. I would certainly buy a few.
Again, these are comments on a pornography website. I go to the comments section of pornography sites for peace.
Mr. Robinson for harmony.
To goon with my brothers and sisters of all colors and creeds across this great nation of ours. How dare you, sir? How dare you keep your politics out of the nude Africa message boards? What do you think this is? Facebook? Read the room you're masturbating in.
Speaking of beating, if you'd like to beat Mark Robinson and help make sure that we win in North Carolina, a state that is in play, part of the reason Republicans are starting to clamor for this guy to step down is because he's hurting them in North Carolina, both up and down the ballot. That gives us a chance we can win in North Carolina.
This guy is still on the ballot, right? Republicans love this guy. The only sin for these people is the fact that somebody might lose.
That's the only sin that for these Republicans now, and there's a real chance that this guy can lose. There's also a real chance that he can win.
So please go to votesaveamerica.com slash vote to sign up now. We are past National Voter Registration Day.
We have less than seven weeks until the election. If you haven't signed up, and most of you listening haven't, please do me a favor and sign up.
What a place for that kind of a discourse the comment section of a porn website it's a lot of politics I don't appreciate the comments really in any forum but that forum it, it's never the place, but it's not the time.

Also,

sir, this is a porn website.

This is a place to get in, get out.

To drive through,

my friend. It's not a Michelin restaurant.

I've brought a book. What? An eight-year-old girl in Bedford, Ohio, stole her family's midsize SUV and went on a joyride to Target on Sunday, a crime known as granddaughter theft auto.
She was found in the store nearly two hours later after successfully getting herself a drink from Starbucks. Weird that they served her even though she had driven an SUV through the front door.

But it's pumpkin spice season, so anything goes.

The police department wrote in a Facebook post, this is real.

This is a real post.

They said they finally found someone who, quote, is in more of a hurry to shop at Target than my wife.

So just so we're clear, the entire police department of bedford ohio shares one wife little girl drives a car into a mailbox into a target and you're like women be shopping that's crazy that's just not appropriate a zoo in Thailand is begging attendees to stop harassing and throwing water at Moo Dang their baby pygmy hippo after she went viral globally on social media hey leave her alone she's not attendant. And finally, shoppers in a Northern California Costco were surprised and delighted to find Michelle Obama there, promoting her new healthy beverage, Plesi Fizz.
Said the shoppers, I didn't even realize you could be back here without a membership. When there's a crowd on the floor at Costco, it's one of two situations.
An adult man is boxing out a group of people waiting for a rotisserie chicken, or the former first lady has clogged an aisle promoting her new health soda. Shoppers were somewhat less surprised to see Hillary Clinton since she was just there to buy a hot dog for the third time that day.
Something lost, the White House. Something gained, hot dog time.
Plessy fizzes, of course, Italian for please.

Take a piss.

Sure, the soda's good.

I'm sure the soda's good.

All right.

Up next, Kamala Harris is here to take down the Republican Party,

and she is not kidding around.

Hey, don't go anywhere.

There's more of Love It or Leave It coming up.

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And streaming next day on Paramount+. And we're back! In effort to distract from their various unpopular policies, Republicans have spent the last two weeks spreading vile, dangerous, untrue rumors about Haitian migrants in Ohio eating local pets.

They know these claims are baseless, but they're doubled and tripled

down anyway, and Springfield has been inundated with

bomb threats as a result. With liars as cruel

and reckless as these, fact-checking and debunking only

gets you so far. At a certain point, you have to go

for the jugular. Here to do that tonight in a

segment we're calling Rumor Has It,

it's Vice President Kamala Harris.

Rumor Has It!

Oh! Vice President Kamala Harris. Madam Vice President, it's great to see you again.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't Survivor's John Lovett.

Did you watch?

No.

Of course not.

Of course not.

You're incredibly busy.

Yeah.

You know, last night was actually pretty quiet.

You know, Doug and I were just hanging out.

We watched Made in Manhattan.

Jennifer Lopez. Heard of her? Oh, yeah.
I mean, okay. I mean, that sounds like you could have watched it.
You know, Doug and I were just hanging out. We watched Made in Manhattan.
Jennifer Lopez. Heard of her? Oh, yeah.
I mean, okay. I mean, that's sounds like you could have watched it.
And Doug was like, babe, you want to watch the new season of Survivor? I think John Lovitz is on it. You know, from The Wedding Singer.
Yeah, yeah. No, I know who John Lovitz is.
And then I corrected him and I was like, and then he was like, oh, never mind then. We can just jump into the segment now.
John, the right-wing lie about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs is unconscionable. I, for one, have had enough.
It is time for these creeps that they got a taste of their own medicine. And that's exactly what they'll get.
Tonight, we're starting the kind of false, nasty, conspiratorial rumors that the ghouls on the right would spread about themselves if they were us. You get what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying? I get it.
Yeah, we get it. All right.
Madam Vice President, take it away. America.
Did you know I have it on good authority from a number of concerned citizens on Nextdoor. Great, perfect start.
The good people of Nextdoor say they have inside information that Donald Trump and J.D. Vance want to poison the national food supply and expose your children to deadly foodborne illnesses i've heard from reliable okay anonymous sources that just thinking about a multi-state listeria outbreak gets them rock hard.
Oh, well... Madam Vice President...
Rock hard. Oh, sorry, was that too far? I mean, I don't know about the rock hard part, but the rest of it is basically true.
Trump's 2018 budget proposed cutting food safety funding for the FDA by $117 million. His EPA administrator

Scott Pruitt reversed the ban on a pesticide

linked to brain damage in children and weakened

school nutrition standards. And Project 2025

calls for regulatory rule books that would increase

the risk of food contamination and make outbreaks

harder to trace. Look it up, dear listener.

So yeah, maybe this is some kind of kink.

Not sure how else to explain it.

Damn, you're right. You know, I really thought I was

making that up. It's okay.

It's okay.

You'll find one.

You'll find one.

Let's try again.

Okay.

America.

Did you know they're saying over on Pinterest

that Donald Trump was hypnotized by big oil executives

at a Bacnellian Coke orgy

and will do anything they command up to

and including sucking their big oily dicks.

I'm going to stop you right there.

No, I'm sorry for saying big oily dicks, John.

That was off-brand.

No, no.

For sure, but the big oily dicks are fine.

It's just, aside from the hypnosis and the fellatio,

you're kind of just describing reality again. Girl, what? Yeah, so Trump gave big oil $25 billion in tax breaks in his first term.
At a Mar-a-Lago dinner earlier this year, he straight up told more than 20 oil executives that he would shred the Biden administration's environmental regulations and block any new ones if they gave his reelection campaign $1 billion. No, this is impossible, John.
I'm pulling the wildest conspiracy nonsense I can think of straight out of my beautiful ass. And it's all just the truth.
How am I supposed to start a vicious viral rumor about a bunch of freaks who are doing all of it for real?

Hey, come on.

Madam Vice President,

you've got this.

You've risen to every challenge so far.

America.

Did you know

Republican elected officials

are walking around

murdering adorable puppies with guns?

Christy Noem.

Fuck.

All right, I'll do one. All right, all right.
Take it away, Island boy. America.
They're saying on the Subaru app that the GOP wants to kill your beautiful wife. Abortion bans, John.
You're right, this is impossible. Fuck it.
Should we just say they're lizard people wearing human suits? Have you seen RFK Jr. recently?

Well, I refuse.

All right.

Well, I give up.

I'll just stick to telling the disgusting, godforsaken truth, I guess.

Hey, we gave it our best shot. It's Vice President Kamala Harris, everybody.

You know, they're saying on Goodreads that Donald Trump eats corn on the cob vertically.

Oh, my goodness. Oh no.
Yeah, I did it. She did it, everybody.
She did it, Joe. Vice President Kamala Harris, go to VoteSafeAmerica.com slash vote to double check your registration.
Everybody needs to double check their registration. Alright? Tell your friends to use it.
Double check their registration and then sign up.

Has anyone here not signed up?

Be honest.

You can be honest.

It's dark.

One person fell right in the trap.

You shouldn't have been honest.

When we come back, Uzo Aduba and Guy Branham weigh in on my newfound reality TV stardom.

Will they vote me off the podcast?

Find out on Survivor.

And we're back!

I don't know if you guys saw, but I was on Survivor.

Here to help roast my sandy ass

to my sunburned face, please welcome

to the stage the hilarious Guy Branum and the incredible

Uzo Aduba.

Come in.

Hi, thank you for being here.

Oh my, oh, you brought, you brought the Emmy.

Emmy award winning.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I forgot that I had this in my hands.

It just, Uzo, you won, you won an Emmy, didn't you? I did. What was it for? It was for a guest actor in a comedy.
Oh, John, you'll be up for that this season because you were in less than four episodes of a season and it was hilarious.

Is that a fucking loophole?

I'm going to get the crooked lawyers on that.

All right, let's get right into it.

I'm going to show you several clips from last night's Survivor premiere,

which is also my last episode of Survivor.

You're going to rate my performance in a segment we're calling The Tribe Has Misspoken. Misspoken.
All right. In the first clip, I introduce myself to my teammates and find out if we have any fans on the island.
I started a podcast called Pod Save America. I heard you heard the name.
Well, how many of you listen to it? I haven't. I have.
I feel like your podcast? No Uzo Aduba.

I talked about it one time and they put it in. We were together all the fucking time.
You really never break off. And it was a moment where we were, it was like, that's one little flash of time before everybody was doing tasks.
And it was like, we were all breaking off to do things. And it's just sort of, I was, I went in so like truly never wanting to be not in the big group.
And that was maybe one moment, one moment. All right, next clip.
I'm old. I'm old.
I love Vine. Do you know that one? Oh, okay.
I'm not bad. Oh my God.

I just was wondering.

No, I love Vine.

I remember Vine was awesome.

I was like 30 when Vine was poppy.

That's right.

I was still a young person.

Looking at my tribe, I'm realizing I'm not getting to know a group of people.

I'm getting to know a group of young people.

I am 41 years old.

Okay.

So I'm old now.

That is rough. That is rough to show up to Survivor, imagining yourself twink, twink adjacents, and realizing, no, wait, I'm supposed to be the cop on this season? I'm the dad.

You are a Real Housewives person.

Love.

Do you feel any similarities between the Real Housewives universe to the Survivor universe?

Yes, the only difference is you can't get voted off.

Oh, that seems right for me.

Well, no, Andy can vote you off.

Well, true, and has. Yes, yeah.
Guy, where are you with reality TV right now? Oh, I'm watching a lot of Alone. Alone is an amazing program where they drop nine men and one woman in the Canadian wilderness.
And they survive with only 10 items and their wits. And then in the 10th episode, somebody carves their children's name into their shelter and you realize uh oh he probably has very strong feelings about immigrants laughter laughter because the names are like Thor and Freya and stuff like that you know um let's roll the next clip.
I'm on the bottom.

I see it in their eyes when they don't, I crack open a coconut and they didn't cheer for me. They cheered for John.
They don't like me. I don't think.
My best friend out here is John. and as they were finishing the puzzle,

I was thinking I was going to throw him under the bus to try to stay. You're? No, Uzo.
You're so unimpressed by your best friend. Like, did you realize that Andy was reality show gold before that moment? Yeah.
It was, you know, you say, hey, what if I went on Survivor? And then the next thing you know, you're pushing a rowboat up the sand of a beach filled with incredibly heavy objects. You're winded, you're exhausted, you've lost.
And then the person you're playing with has an implosion in front of everyone. And you literally like you've watched basically all of Survivor.
You've never seen this happen before. You've watched it.
I can't think of a moment like this. No, I mean, The thing is, if Andy had been voted off this episode, him whining about people not being impressed that he opened a coconut would still go down in Survivor lore.
It was amazing and iconic, and I have never seen anybody gestalt meta throw someone under the bus like that. Your head snapped because it was so wild.

It was amazing. Yes, it is a sort of like in my reverie, I imagine doing something

bad and now I'm doing it.

That was so strange.

It feels like a lifetime ago.

You all saw this yesterday. This was for

me months ago. Do you know what it's like to put on your

calendar like in May

or like in June,

that in September there's going to be a night

where people make fun of you?

Like, you've never done that. I want you all to

open up your calendars right now and

put in

February. Everyone I know

will text you, ah, buddy.

I texted John. I texted John.
Who amongst us has

not been drawn into a cute bisexual's

instability?

Happens to the best of us. How far do you think you'd make it on survivor i would not to the rowing the boat of the sand i know that not that part do you at this point think it is a well constructed game john yes i look i think i think that i paid the price for what makes the modern seasons more interesting, which is shot in the dark, beware advantages, small tribes.
You never feel comfortable and you never feel safe. And the challenge I face that, so there's something called shot in the dark, which means that if you think you're going to be voted out, you can play your shot in the dark, which means you give up your vote, but you have a one in six, basically a roll of the dice to whether or not you'll be safe.
So basically if you really think you're screwed, you do your shot in the dark and you got a one in six chance of staying. What that means is in the old era, people would just be like, guy, we're sorry, but we're voting you the fuck out of here.
And you'd be like, damn. And then you'd go and it would be uneventful.
Now they look at you and they're like, we're voting for Uzo. But they're not.
And so everybody is telling me they're voting for Andy. And this was a circumstance.
I truly hadn't considered this. I really didn't.
Which is, it's one thing to knock on somebody's door and say, hi, we're here to try to get a vote for Kamala Harris. And they're like, well, we're supporting Trump.
You can have a conversation, but what if they're supporting Trump,

but tell you it's Kamala.

You're like,

I think you should remember Kamala.

Well,

I am.

Oh,

yeah.

And then what?

No,

but I mean,

really?

So that was a really interesting challenge.

I hadn't expected.

Did you believe it?

No,

from the,

no,

no,

not even for a second,

not even for a second.

I,

who was the guy who called himself a wolf in wolf's clothing?

Sam.

Were you as turned on when he said it as I was?

Like, I think that Sam, Sam, and was her name Anika?

Anika.

Sam and Anika were both alphas.

And I think that when you started strategizing far too well, far too quickly,

when you started strategizing, I think both of them were like, there can't be three of us here. No, well, what's interesting is they don't, that's interesting that that's what you get from this because in one of the, the edit is very fair, but they actually couldn't show that, like really I had built a very good relationship with Annika in the first day.
The reason that the vote kind of turned to her was in part because her name had been thrown out for complicated and boring reasons. But if Andy hadn't melted down or if we hadn't lost, there was a natural thing happening where I, Anika and I were talking, Anika would pull in Rachel, I'd pull in Andy, and we had a four.
That was the direction I thought we were heading and why I wasn't as maybe as nervous. I wasn't, it wasn't until Andy implodes that for a couple of reasons, that path closed.
I mean, and the edit gives you none of that because while watching it, I was just like, why is John not girlfriending the girls? And because what I said I would do is I would be working Annika. So, so I was, I was, I was in a good stead with Annika and I was in good stead with Annika.
And then Andy kind of had pulled me in just like, this is like, we're talking about one or two conversations, very soft, very early relationships. But basically I had, I thought, Oh, this is the natural four.
It wasn't until watching the episode that I realized how much Andy had alienated Rachel. Yeah.
And so once alienate, Andy alienates Rachel, you have not seen any of this.

No, but let me tell you, I'm

super in because I

watched the first season of Survivor

when it came. I know.

I watched the first. I did too.

Religiously, we had

a family that we could not watch it

and my best friend Crowley, we could not

watch an episode without every single person being

present. So I'm clear on the rules of the game

and the world. So I

am like diving in so fascinated. Here's my question though.
So after the vote, what happened with you and Andy? Like did you genuinely, were you like, he's like my bestie, but are you like whatever? There's a moment in there. I have no ill will towards anybody in the game because it's just a game.
And if anyone takes it too seriously while you're in the game, I think you've lost the plot. Like this is a competition.
Everybody, anything is fair game. Who cares? But there was a moment, there was a moment where I think Andy's like, like where he says he's bi.
And you can see in my face, I'm like, okay it was like what Rachel said I think was kind of true which is like you just feel someone coming on a little bit strong but it's like he wants to work together great but I was really trying to like have something with Andy something with Anika something with Rachel that felt like the path for me not realizing that the Rachel Andy thing was happening because having a somewhat unstable, goofy person is a good, solid strategy. Many people have had that person there to sort of like take the arrows, take the attacks on their behalf.
I think I understood why they kept him around, even though he was clearly a weakness to the team. I just think it wasn't that complicated in the end, which is Sam was very strong in the challenge.
We would need him for the next challenge. Sam was tight with Sierra.
Annika and Rachel were kind of in the middle. Sam and I were on the other side.
Andy breaks down because Rachel was down on Andy and I would either have to pull in Andy or

pull in Sierra.

And this is getting too much.

I'll just say,

let me say it faster.

By the time we got,

once we got off the mat,

what Andy had done,

whether inadvertently or,

or on purpose was basically say,

I'm no longer a threat.

And John continues to be one,

right?

He just sort of went prostrate.

He just like laid himself out in front of the whole entire season. And so from that point forward, it's like, of course he's, you know, bring him on, bring him along.
Uzo, do you think there was some Real Housewives wine throwing strategy that John could have done as a Hail Mary? I mean, like, let's talk about the husbands. Yes, yes, yes.
I think the great Sandra Diaz Twine once overturned a bucket of fish to upset attention. I think it might have been a time to shit in the rice, John.
You should have considered shitting in the rice. I want to address that point.
But before we do, Uzo, you just wrote a memoir about your mother. The road is good.
And I presume it was mostly about this reality TV. Fully centers the entire book.
What would your Real Housewives tagline be? Ooh. And can you relate it to the book? And can I relate it to the book? You don't need Nigerian pepper for all this spice ooh I like that I like that well Uzo we have to let you go you have to go I'm so sorry that we had such a brief time together oh no but this was amazing oh yeah that's what's the word it was so lovely to meet you thank you for being Congrats on the book.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
All right. The book is The Road is Good.
The Road is Good. All right.
And it is good. Thank you.
Uzo Aduba, thank you so much. Guy's going to stick around.
Watch out for the Emmy. Guy, can we pick this up and put this on a table Emmys are so pointy they are pointy they are look at that beautiful Emmy oh man I don't know what's harder for me to get an immunity idol or a fucking Emmy I'm sorry to be second guessing you it's just it's how you watch you watch the game.
No, no, of course. And we'll edit it out.
So it's fine. No, I, let's roll one more clip.
Right now, it's either me or Andy, or I can try to vote Annika. If I'm going to be on this show for one episode, one glorious and perfect episode, I'd rather go out swinging and making some kind of a move

rather than just hoping for the best.

I don't want to hope for the best.

I want to try to figure something out.

I look good there.

You look...

That's the truth.

You look real fucking good.

You've got to name the episode.

I know, I know.

And what's funny is Travis, friend of the show,

texted me when he saw the episode title and said,

I know you.

I know what happened now.

Oh, wow.

Because he saw one perfect and glorious episode

and he thought, well, I know who said that

and that's not a good sign.

It's beautiful to be known.

It is beautiful to be known.

It is beautiful to be known. And then sometimes beautiful to not be known, to never have been known.
Like, one thing people want to know is, why did I wear Todd Snyder knits? John, let's be fair. This is not a show for stars, okay? Some people shine so bright that everyone notices them.

And that's not what you're supposed to do on Survivor.

Is that what you're supposed to do on Traitors?

It is what you're supposed to do on the Traitors.

Watch this face.

Hey, guy, you won an Emmy.

I won an Emmy.

Thank you.

Along with like 10 other people who worked on Hacks. But still.
Great night for Hacks. A great night for Hacks.
A great night for comedy. It was a great night for Hacks.
It was a great night for Friend of the Show Travis. Yes.
It was a good night for Friend of the Show Travis. I talked to Jodie Foster, Ricky Martin, and I got quality time with Connie Britton.
I drunk said, you know, I never watched the football show. To which she replied, to which she replied, why? It's the best one.
And I was like, good for you, Connie Britton. Oh, and political news.
I asked Ricky Martin, are you going to be governor of Puerto Rico one day? And he said, fuck yeah. What a night.
What a night. It's TV's biggest night.
Do you think it was worth it, me going on Survivor? I'm stunned that you took a month off of work for what could have been done on a summer Friday hack day. No.
This was a source of,, I would say discussion today with John and Tommy. No, I think it is very beautiful because you have had some success in your life and it would be very easy for you to insulate yourself from challenging experiences that push you out of your comfort zone.
You got pushed out of like you, you went and you did this thing essentially other than like a really really bad MRSA the worst thing that could have happened happened and it's fun and awesome like I am so proud of you and but and also usually they come back and they can never eat coconut again because they had to eat coconut for 30 days. Not me.
You probably didn't eat that much coconut.

Nope.

I'm just a guy that missed three dinners.

Can we retitle the episode?

I think that is a better episode. That is funny.
What was, okay, no, here's the real question. What was your time in the Ponderosa like? So this is interesting.
So, okay, so all joking aside, I really tried. So you talk about having a difficult experience.
Part of what was interesting to me about it was the competition, but also like the fact that like, I am so, I put a lot of insecurity into how I look and to how I seem. And so I, and, and, you know, I get to host this show and I get a lot of control over what I sound like.
There's parts of it. I can't control my talent level, but, but there's, but I do the best.
Because you can't control the infinite. That's right.
Thank you. Beautiful.
But I really like – and like some things I just let go even though on some level I kind of wish I didn't because like I want everything to be exactly how it looks. And I'm really sensitive about how I look physically, just my physical appearance.
I have a lot of anxiety tied up in that. And there was something about seating over control.
Like I could not, I don't think, do some of these challenges just for the physical effort of it. But if you tell me this is going to be on television, whether you like it or not, I'll do what is demanded, right? Like I will have given over myself to this process and I'll have given up the right to to edit like even when we were in the run-up to shooting it the they took pictures of us and I was like can I see them and the photographer was like this is survivor like you don't know what's going on you don't know what's happening it's a really fascinating process uh but so I was really trying to enjoy that experience you hand over your phone and then all of a sudden you're kind of like kind of no longer knowing what's going to happen next.
And I just tried to be at peace with that. Like I don't have the ability to connect to the internet.
I have the books that I brought. I don't even really know what time it is.
And so the days leading up to the game are fascinating. You're not really allowed to talk.
All these things have been publicly talked about before. And then after the game, you get to this place called Ponderosa and you're kind of shocked.
You're trying to parsing, you're alone, kind of going over what happened though. They have really great people there.
And then one by one, other people have the experience you had two days before. And what's really interesting about it is everybody who gets voted off of Survivor or any reality show, myself included, you tell a story of it.
That's the truest thing you can get away with that makes you feel as good as you can feel about the experience without exception. I'm doing that right now.
But for the first couple of hours, you haven't done that work yet. You're still surprised.
And so you're sitting in this place and one by one, someone's coming down the stairs and they're just raw. And they're talking about what they did right, what they did wrong.
How could I have done this? How could I let this happen? How did this person pull one over on me? I thought I could trust that person. And that experience of being there for every single person who was voted out was the one of the most

fascinating experiences i learned more about the show from those moments than from any viewing of it or even like podcast about it or information i could gather in the run-up that was fascinating do you like having only missed three dinners do you feel connected No, but like, but like, do you feel connected to this community now?

Like, because the... like having only missed three dinners, do you feel connected? No, but like,

but like,

do you feel connected to this community now?

Like,

because the people who have been survivor on survivor are really interesting

community.

They are bonded by a strange,

a very strange experience.

Yes.

I mean,

look,

I,

I am sure like I do in part because it's less that I feel like I don't think

I would feel like, like boy boy poverty survivor. We get it.
But but I do. She went out relatively early on season 13 Cook Islands.
Good point. Such an important point.
But I do. It is sort of like, no, you you don't understand until you've in it what the experience is like.
Especially the parts that are never on television, right? The boat rides between challenges, the moments of silence, the time before and after in Ponderosa. Those are very memorable experiences.
Just the boat ride in, I was like, how is John not terrified? How is John not terrified? There was a moment where I saw the mud. I just, like, saw the mud.
And it's the kind of thing where, like, you just think there's going to be more time. You think, like, this is a TV set, so there's going to be a lot of time.
And it's just like, all right, mud, let's go. Jeff's hands are up.

We're doing this. How can that possibly be? How could it possibly be that it's time to go in the mud? And yet it is.
And then you're in the mud. And then you're out of the mud.
And there's a challenge happening around you. And it's all going to be on television.
It's amazing. So exciting.
And you live that. And you gave that to your life.
And I'm so proud of you. Yeah.
and like

I guess like what I

what's funny too is it's like i was dreading not dreading dreading's not the wrong i was very anxious about the coming of the state because i didn't know what the episode was going to look like you don't know i fell out of a boat it's not in the episode fell right out just could have been in there. Isn't.
Thank you. So I was really, I knew what was going to happen, but I did not know how I would feel about how I was portrayed, even though on some level I went in saying, I trust this on some level.
I trust that, you know, the good you do and the bad you do in the ledger of the edit, you come i think fairly compensated uh but then i saw it and

i was reminded of actually how much fun it is like the there was one period of time that's not captured in the show which is um i was really trying to have fun and kind of be a little bit self-aware about like how strange and unique this experience was and reminding myself over and over again that like you caught

this car you ran you

you you ran full speed

across the world to catch this car you are in fiji to catch this car you cannot be like do not be upset about this experience and there was like one period of time like an hour where after the immunity challenge i felt the the walls circling, getting closer.

And I started getting really like kind of like anxious and in my head and kind of panicked about it.

And then I kind of like caught it.

And I had like one or two conversations

that I probably wouldn't be particularly proud of

if they were in the episode.

Thankfully, there was so much that they couldn't use it.

And then I like had a moment where I thought,

chill the fuck out.

Do not, like, don't forget that this is 100% optional. This is an extracurricular.
And that was very helpful. But other than that, it was an absolute blast.
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everybody should go check it out. Please welcome back to the

stage to join Guy and me.

It's Alison Reese for the first time.

Whoa!

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

I'll sit here. Great.
I'll sit

next to the Emmy. Sit next to the

Emmy. Wow.
It's so pretty.

I know.

Hi, Alison. Congratulations.

Hi! Like everyone else on the internet, we here

at Love It or Leave It are obsessed with

Mudang, Thailand's adorable celebrity baby pygmy hippo.

Let's see her.

We all love a viral animal,

even more so when it's miniature,

which got us thinking,

what other small things deserve some big love?

So tonight we're spinning the runt wheel.

We'll spin the wheel,

and when it lands on one of our adorable faces

we will get one minute

to open our hearts

to something we love

that is literally

or figuratively small.

Or both.

I don't give a shit.

Let's spin the wheel.

Uh oh.

And it's landed on Allison.

That's not good. I actually think Mudang is disgusting.
No. Oh, wow.
Hot takes. So sorry.
I think that is gross. That's gross.
I think that and Baby Panda's, I don't know, something about that too phallic for me. I don't get it.
Something that's small that I do like is Bjork's voice. Oh.
That's good. It is small.
Yeah, it's very... Yeah, there's an alien in the television.
It's so small. So tiny.
Yeah. So small.
So good. So small.
So small. So little.
Not like that. Not.
But like this. Small.
It does. Bjork does have a small voice.
It's interesting, right? But then when she sings, it's big. Right.
So what is small about it? It just does feel like it's little. It's very little.
It's very. It's small.
It's here. Have you opened your television? And inside the television is not static.

It's a little man.

You know?

Yeah, yeah, no.

Yeah, and she's kooky.

But then when she sings, it's like, ah!

Yeah, but there are no choruses.

Okay.

Something to think about.

Something to think about.

Something to chew on.

Oh, there are choruses?

They're just subtle?

Are there choruses, Guy? I know. One Bj Bjork song it's oh so quiet me too it has a chorus yeah that's cool it was ding dong a lot so quiet shh shh it's oh so still shh you're all alone still.
Shh. You're all alone.

Shh.

Shh.

And so peaceful until you fall in love.

Some people are singing it.

Zing, boom.

I went to a Bjork concert once with an ex and it wasn't for me.

And I just was like, I'm sorry.

I'm sure this is excellent.

It actually reflects poorly on me.

This is above me.

This is too sophisticated for my taste.

My dad has a really eclectic taste in music

and he introduced me to Bjork.

And now it's what I show people if I want to know if they can hang with me.

Oh, well, I can't. No.
That's too bad. The Bjork cat music video? Nobody here knows it? Sorry.
We can't be friends. Let's spin it again.
It has landed on Guy. Some game shows are big, like Millionaire or, say, Survivor.
But my favorite game show on the entire planet is extremely small. It is a BBC two game show called only connect that is so hard.
It is insufferable. It's just a lady, my favorite person on the planet, Victoria, Corin Mitchell showing you four things and you have to figure out how they connect.
And it's so hard. You will only get like one of them, the entire episode.
And like a third of the questions are about British things that you would never understand.

And the season just started.

And it's so good.

And it is a reason to live for the second half of the year.

So I would encourage everyone who does not find it frustrating to be stumped by things.

To go to YouTube and watch the episodes of Only Connect that have not been pulled down for IP rights violations. And this is like a game show version of the New York Times game? No, no, no.
The New York Times game is a theft of IP that was then watered down for American audiences. My joke is always that New York Times Connections is like, those were four computer words.
And Only Connect is like, those are the nicknames of the Stuart King's mistresses in order of BMI. Like, it's always just, how on earth could a person figure that out? But if you figure it out, you're like, I'm the smartest person on the planet.
It's, wait, it's a game about connections, and there's four things, and it is not called Connect Four. No, it's not, because Connect Four is an American board game, and only Connect is a hilarious reference to the works of E.M.
Forster. And the BBC has to be much higher brow than Connect Four.
Wow, what a country. Their talk shows are so much more sophisticated than ours.
I didn't tell you the most important thing. Would you like to know what the people on Only Connects are competing for? Yes.
Nothing, because it's the BBC. They cannot give any prize.
There's no prize. On the Great British Bake Off, it's just like, wow, job well done.
Right-o. Great baking.
See you next time. You don't give them anything? They get flowers.
And a plate. They get a plate.
I think they get a plate on all the connect, too. Wow.
You know what? That's why they lost. Yeah, like they are like There are game shows who wants to be a millionaire And their game show is like, who wants to have a nice time? Who wants to get a handshake from their dad When they get home? Let's spin it again.
It has landed on me. Here's something small that I would like to celebrate.
The one onion ring in the fries. Praise be to the one onion ring in the fries.
Praise to any restaurant or food conveyance that gives in to our primal demand, which is not one big thing, but an infinite supply of everything. That on some level, when we go to the Cheesecake Factory, what we want but know for some logistical and hard to comprehend reasons, we know we can't even ask for what we want.
We know that there's no place on earth that can give us what we want, which is we want one bite of everything on this menu. And we've even had moments either in the privacy of our mind or among our friends where we say, what about a restaurant where every single thing, you just get one fork of it?

We've all had a version of that conversation,

like every single thing, but it's really small.

It's a la carte.

It's like a dollar each and you can get anything you want,

but it's just one bite of everything.

It's like an hors d'oeuvre style restaurant.

Now that I say it, I do realize it exists

in the form of dim sum.

But back to the single onion ring in the bag. No, no, no.
Because dim sum requires you to get four of the things. What you are proposing is dim sum for one.
Lonely dim sum. One onion ring in the bag.
Oh my God, it's beautiful. Do you eat it right at the beginning? Do you save it to the end? Do you take a bite of it, eat the fries, then finish that onion ring? Do you wonder how it got there sometimes? Do you wonder if it's an accident? How? How? What's the process? Or is it on purpose? Is it someone doing a little kindness in a broken world for you in this moment?

Maybe it doesn't matter.

Maybe it doesn't matter because there was one onion ring in that bag and

you wanted onion rings,

but you knew that you wanted fries more because really what you wanted was

one onion ring.

And I hope we all get it.

I simply hope we all get it.

All right.

That is the Runt Wheel.

When we come back, we'll end on a high note. And we're back.
Here it is, because we all need it, the high note. Hi, Loli.
My high note is that I just beat my personal best time for finishing the Sunday crossword and the mini,

and I got the wordle, and I hit queen bee, and I got strands hard mode, which is when you find the spangram first and you don't use hints. And most thrillingly, the Mount Everest of NYT games,

a perfect connections hard mode, which is when you find the categories in reverse order purple

to yellow. And I did all of this while cackling through the sweets episode with Jane Fonda.
A plus. It's just a banner day.
Thanks. Hey, I love it.
This is Brittany in Seattle, Washington. And my high note is the love of my life took the big brave leap to leave a job where he had been underappreciated for far too long.
The day that this airs will be his first day of freedom, and I couldn't be more proud of him. And today, as I record this, is our eight-year wedding anniversary.
I can't believe this is possible, but I feel even more excited for our future together today than I did the day we got married. I love you so much, Parks.
There is no one I'd rather be doing life with. I'm so happy to be entering this next chapter with you.
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