What a Weekday: Ties, Lies, and YouTube Guys

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Let's get into it. What a weekday.
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Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris will face off in their first and potentially only presidential debate this evening in Philadelphia.

At this very moment, city officials are greasing down the lam...

I think you grease them up.

You can grease them either way.

Yeah, you can grease them up or down.

Anyway, city officials are greasing up the lamppost to make sure an overhyped Doug Emhoff

can't shimmy up them.

I guess that's why you were greasing them down, because he was going to shimmy up. Oh, it's the writing.
It's the writing. It's that balance.
It's that balance. Isn't that a funny thing about writing that we don't like hearing the same word too close to it? No, it makes us upset.
It makes us upset. It doesn't make sense.
It really, reading yourself out loud, even if you're not performing it, it really does help. Well, is that a dig at us no no no i'm saying that it's something like i've always told myself you should read it out loud even if you're not it's not to be read out loud

no i oh absolutely anything you're ever any anything if you're writing an op-ed if you're

writing a book whatever it is read it out loud but it is a funny thing like almost like um

like a evolutionary memory of being sung of like singing or like making noises that like we don't like to hear the same grunt sound too close to itself. Like it doesn't it doesn't change the meaning.
It just sounds like a mistake even when it's not. Yeah.
Right. But even that, like just using the same word twice, there's nothing substantively wrong with it.
It just rings poorly in our ears. It's a melodic thing.
It sounds like a mistake. And so now we, but because we know customarily you don't do that, it usually is a mistake.
And so we judge it as a mistake. But I wonder if we could change that, you know? We'll be pioneers.
It starts on this very show. I mean, sometimes repetition, like if it's purposeful, people, it has to be purposeful.
And then something think about. While the mics will be muted, unlike this one, Harris campaign official told reporters that a pool would be there to report on whatever the candidates say into muted mics and the network may unmute both microphones if there's significant crosstalk or in a less likely scenario, banter.
Harris has spent most of the last four days at an intensive debate camp at a hotel in Pittsburgh. In the mornings, hours of high pressure debate practice.
In the afternoon, archery and s'mores. Trump, meanwhile, spent most of the weekend at his golf club in Bedminster, participating in policy sessions with his aides rather than traditional debate practice.
Trump is at Montessori Debate School, learning how to debate through hands-on activities, like yelling at the help and golf. The idea that he's in policy sessions.
Give me a fucking break. He's just posting all his eighth watching posts.
Yeah, it's, um, at the same time, though, there is, like, an expectations game that they play well, which is, like, he doesn't do traditional debate prep. He does policy sessions.
Everybody knows that's a joke. The people saying he's in policy sessions knows it's a joke and it lowers the expectations on him even further.
He's such a sour grapes guy that he doesn't study so that if he fails the test, it's because he didn't study and if he succeeds, it's because he's brilliant. Anyway, ahead of the debate, the New York Times and Siena College released a new poll that found Harrison Trump to be neck and neck as they enter the home stretch.
It was, I believe, 48 Trump, 47 Kamala. These numbers are about these numbers are all about how you look at them.
If Joe Biden were still a candidate, being within the margin of error would have been great news. We'd be carrying him around our shoulders very, very carefully.
The Times-Siena poll found that 28 percent of likely voters said they need to know more about Harris, while only nine percent said they need to know more about Trump. I will say that that only, though, is doing a lot of work because imagine being part of that nine percent.
Imagine not knowing enough about Trump. Imagine not hearing his voice in your head more clearly than that of your own father.
That sounds incredible. Nine percent need to know more about Trump.
Two thirds of those voters who said they needed to know more about Harris, that 28 percent, wanted to learn more about her policies specifically. Hey, have you tried looking it up? No.
OK. Look, I won't dwell on this for the next seven weeks because there's no point.
But just amongst us girls here, everybody treats the I need to know more crowd with undue reverence because the media and pundits don't want to be seen as elitist and the campaigns and politicians want the votes. And practically speaking, we just need to figure out how to persuade these people.
So everybody kind of skips the step of pointing out that she's a mainstream Democrat. Trump is a far right nationalist Republican.
And whatever interesting policy proposals she offers, whatever way she can win the news cycle by speaking to specific concerns. And she should do that.
And I'm glad she's doing that. The vast majority of these undecided voters or voters considering whether to vote at all would be far better off under Kamala Harris, even if Trump were a normal Republican and he's not.
And basically what politics is right now is a Democratic apparatus trying to explain this, a Republican and right wing apparatus trying to deny this and nonpartisan media teaching the controversy in a way that turns the simple and static into complicated and dynamic because complicated and dynamic is more interesting to talk and write about. But the very idea of complexity and nuance when there really isn't creates space for rationalizing a vote for Trump when it is indefensible.
But that's for another day. For now, we need to help these people understand that Kamala Harris will cut middle-class taxes, make housing more affordable, cap drug prices, create opportunities for young people to start small businesses, and protect access to abortion.
We must be the Google we want to see in the world.

And we're just going to be very nice.

And we're going to be very welcoming.

And we're going to keep these less helpful thoughts

to ourselves for seven weeks, right?

Also, she has a policy page on her website now.

And good news.

We now have this tool, as Kendra points out,

to help these information-hungry voters. The Karis campaign added that policy page to our website on Sunday.
Let's check it out. Oh, come on.
For those listening at home, we've reached our free policy page limit. Kudos to whoever did that.
A little a little joke about how you have to subscribe to every website. Now, the page titled A New Way Forward outlines Harris's agenda on the economy, foreign policy and reproductive rights, among other planks.
The economic portion details Harris's plan to cut taxes for more than 100 million working and middle class Americans by restoring an expanded child tax credit and the earned income tax credit. Compare this to the economic plan on Trump's website, an AI rendering of Elon Musk giving a cyber truck to a crying barefoot orphan.
And I think we have a photo of that. Oh, come on.
That's just a parakeet with balls. It's a songbird.
Taking that in. AI gives us so much.
What did you say? AI gives us so much. I'm glad it's blowing the oceans.
It's worth it. Look at that.
Sure, to make this image, you had to use the energy of Denmark. That was beautiful.
The page also outlines Harris's policy to provide down payment assistance to first-time homebuyers and extend Biden's cap on insulin and out-of-pocket health care spending. It's great to have this information in one place, but all of it was previously available.
There are no surprises on the Kamala Harris policy page. She didn't suddenly announce a ban on leaf blowers like I specifically asked her to.
Meanwhile, as Kamala Harris is rolling out her economic policies, Donald Trump has been laying out his second term agenda, destroying his enemies and vilifying immigrants. On Saturday, the former president promised to oust undocumented immigrants from the U.S., said Trump.
And, you know, getting them out will be a bloody story. Should have never been allowed to come into our country.

Nobody checked them.

Nobody checked.

Were they criminals?

Were they from jails?

OK, sure.

But does Kamala Harris's policy page go into enough detail on tax deductions for small

businesses?

On Monday, J.D. Vance ramped up the racist propaganda and publicly accused Haitian immigrants

in Ohio of eating people's pets.

Excuse me, I'm not Haitian, replied an irate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Said Vance, months ago, I raised the issue of Haitian illegal immigrants draining social services and generally causing chaos all over Springfield, Ohio. Reports now show that people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn't be in this country.
Where's our borders are. Vance continued, cats and dogs are here to be eaten by decent, hardworking American citizens.
As an aide tried to grab the phone out of his hands. This is a completely manufactured story.
Basically, there was a news report about one woman in Ohio who seems to be an American citizen with some serious mental health problems who did kill Anita Cat. That does seem to have happened.
Okay. It's Ohio.
It's not the craziest thing I've heard. There are people, it's not tied to their ethnicity or background, whatever her ethnicity or background may be.
This person did something terrible and there was news about it. Then right wing influencers took that story and decided to say that Haitian immigrants in a very different part of Ohio are eating pets.
It's like pure racist propaganda against community of legal Haitian immigrants whose only crime was coming to a town in Ohio to find work in the wake of turmoil and the earthquake in Haiti. I've seen people compare this to how we made up that J.D.
Vance fucks couches. These claims are, in some sense, equally unproven.
But one stokes anti-immigrant racism and xenophobia, and the other is funny and true. Lots of Republican elected officials jumped on the bandwagon, Jim Jordan and Ted Cruz.
During a hearing Monday, Marjorie Taylor Greene also leapt onto the dog pile. Can we add in that there's Haitian illegal migrants taking over towns eating people's pets, but yet there's not a government show of force against that? Look at these people spreading this rumor.
It's a real who's who of people who give off the distinct vibe that they know what cat tastes like. Does it surprise me that some random right-wing asshole on the internet found this story, decided to make up a connection to immigrants in Ohio or that a sleazy outlet like the New York Post would jump on it in some disgusting way.
Like that doesn't surprise me. It does surprise me a little bit that people like Ted Cruz and J.D.
Vance would start explicitly saying specific immigrants are eating pets, not because I think it's beneath them, but because I thought they were a little more I thought they recognized the value of being a little bit more subtle in their racist politics. Do you think it's a panic thing that they're worried about the election generally? And so they're just going as extreme as they can.
The Haitian American community isn't doesn't seem to me to enough. I mean, certainly there are quite a few Haitian Americans in the country and the West Indian population, when you expand that, is much larger.
But they weren't even on my bingo card of people to target. I mean, I think it's that they're in Ohio.
The story was in Ohio. They are a convenient stand-in for immigrants as a whole.
And so it's just an anti-immigration.

Yeah. It's interesting to me because I've never heard them so specifically be able to like sort of delineate different groups of black people.
Usually we're just a monolith. Well, they have like there are some politicians who have said versions of they're turning Minneapolis into Mogadishu, right, going after like African immigrants.

I think we see the connection between Haitian immigrants and African immigrants. But and then like a lot of xenophobic propaganda about people coming from Central American.
But yeah, it is like this is not a group that's been specifically targeted before. I do think there's something happening with their filter.
The Republican filter is like breaking a bit because it's both a strength and a weakness that they have this right wing propaganda apparatus because obviously it is immunity against losing any of these people, right? Like anyone inside this bubble is protected against learning facts that are bad about Donald Trump, good about Kamala Harris. But that conversation is so closed off.
I think not realizing that J.D. Vance had all these liabilities around what he'd been saying about women.
Look, is it possible that they're so incompetent they didn't have it? Sure. But I do think more likely they're aware of some of it, but didn't understand the cost of it.
And this too feels to me like a conversation amongst a group of people who are only talking to each other, like Ted Cruz sharing the article with like, ha ha ha, this is so funny. Like the Republican parties posting pictures of Donald Trump protecting a cat.
Like it's for no one. Most people won't have heard this story.
Most people find this story hard to believe. It's just not plausible to people.
So I do hope that, like, this is the downside of their bubble, which is they end up speaking in a language that doesn't really make sense to people outside of it. But I don't know.
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Excludes restaurants. But it wasn't just immigrants that Donald Trump promised to target in his second term.
In a true social post, the former president promised to prosecute any enemies he finds guilty of, quote, rampant cheating and skullduggery this election season, including lawyers, political operatives and donors. Sorry, but skullduggery isn't in Trump's voice.
I can't picture him saying skullduggery. Neither can you.
But he's accountable for the post, even if he didn't write it, just like me with this joke. All right.
Which one of you cockalorums wrote this? Is it funny if it's like which one of you girly pops, just like some other word that you would never say? Yeah. Skullduggery feels very Roger Stone for some reason.
It's very strange. Continued Trump.
It was a disgrace to our nation. Therefore, the 2024 election, where votes have just started being cast, will be under the closest professional scrutiny.
And when I win, those people that cheated will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, which will include long term prison sentences so that this depravity of justice does not happen again. Guess we'll just have to cheat enough so he doesn't win.
Am I right? I mean, vote. I mean, vote and so forth.
In the post, he talks about how this will unfortunately involve prosecuting a lot of people. And there's just been there's just been this online debate about like, is the media talking about this enough? And maybe that's true.
But but also, like, it is amazing to me the way in which like we all collectively shrug at this kind of rhetoric from Trump right now that we've like grown accustomed to it. And because he basically didn't do this during his first term, I think people don't truly believe that he would do it in his second term, either because he doesn't mean it or because even if he does, he lacks the competence to enforce it.
But I don't know. It doesn't seem like a risk to me that's worth taking.
No, it's definitely not a risk that's worth taking. Is part of it possibly because he is talking like this on outlets like Truth Social, we don't necessarily see as a i don't see it because i that's not a space i inhabit and then when it does get reported on there's still enough people who are like what is this platform but it doesn't feel like a real place where he's talking i don't know i don't know it just does it sits strangely next to media complaints about harris not having enough policy available on her website like it's just a strange contrast of like this is what we're talking about and this is what the other candidate is saying on a daily basis yeah i think this goes back to what we're talking about earlier which is just the politics of this moment are simple and obvious and not changing like he is a dangerous clown she is a competent mainstream democrat which is boring if you're an op-ed writer who has to turn something up like that is what that's what it is it's yeah it's tough to make something of it because he shows us who he is every single day without fail.
And the other part of it, too, is like in terms of media bias, like, no, I do not believe the mainstream political coverage is biased towards Kamala Harris. But it does, and I made this point before, treat Kamala Harris as the protagonist and Donald Trump as the antagonist.
And so she has agency and her decisions and choices are scrutinized because she is the main character and Trump is the villain. And so the villain is expected to be villainous.
And so his villainy is not treated as interesting. And then she is expected to be perfectly heroic.
So Trump can say these things on true social and it is expected. She is expected to do far more interviews, to be much more straightforward, to lay out her agenda as specifically as possible.
And any failure to any, like if the polls are showing them tied, it is her fault that the polls are tied. It is not the fault of us as a collective, as, and I don't even just mean like the media, right? Like, because political coverage is around strategy and tactics, as opposed to outcomes and policy, even if those policies are covered and people will come to find out what they are, but they're really a means to securing votes and seeing how it's playing.
If Kamala Harris is down in a poll that is seen as a strategic challenge to her, it is rarely, imagine like if you went on CNN and a reporter said, due to a collective failure of the American people to understand the stakes of the election, Kamala Harris remains down by one point, right? Like it's inconceivable that anybody would talk about politics in that way, even though I think it's a reasonable way to view what's happening, right? Like due to a kind of solipsistic and cynical view of the world, like whatever you would want to say, like that just isn't, that isn't the cultural language of politics right now. What's interesting is that is how we talk about elections in a historical sense.
When we talk about things happening in the past, we talk about what the country as a whole was thinking and the mood and the misconceptions of the public. We don't talk about that in the present or in the future tense.
Right. And I and like I think that's a mix of pragmatism.
I think it is also a fear of being arrogant and wrong, which I think is reasonable. Yeah, but here we are.
Meanwhile, in the realm of old men who people actually liked, James Earl Jones, the iconic voice behind Darth Vader and the Lion King's Mufasa, as well as the star of dozens of beloved films and the voice of CNN, and the voice of CNN, died this week at the age of 93. Congrats to the new voice of Darth Vader, Glenn Powell.
Come on, that sucks. He doesn't need that.
Nobody with abs should get voice work. That sucks.
And congrats to the estate of James Earl Jones for their lucrative contract to generate an AI version of James Earl Jones to be used in perpetuity by Disney. And thank you for the few days of consideration about whether it's right or wrong so you can feel better about ultimately getting to the inevitable yes, because...
Ka-ching. I wonder if his voice is in the Mufasa movie that's coming out.
That's interesting. I don't know.
Yeah, I have no idea. It's actually Glenn Powell.
Glenn Powell's Mufasa. That's crazy.
But I bet he's good. But we can't help but like him.
So charming. And in a new video, YouTuber Nikocado Avocado revealed that he had lost 250 pounds, but concealed it by secretly pre-recording content for two years.
You can lose weight without incessantly talking about it. Uh-oh, looks like I have some every single person I know to apologize to.
The YouTuber is best known for making mukbang videos in which he eats a tremendous amount of food on camera,

which is way less dignified than what I do on YouTube every week.

Stick my head into the swirling clogged toilet of American politics and take a fat swig.

Let's take a look at the video titled Two Steps Ahead.

Two steps ahead.

I am always two steps ahead. Two steps ahead.
I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment for my entire life.
Just so everybody understands, what we're looking at here is a thin man wearing a panda hat to cover his face. This is a social experiment that does finally answer the age-old question, what's on YouTube now? I thought it was makeup tutorials.
In the reveal, which has over 31 million views, Nick Okato said he had enlisted other YouTubers in his ruse strategically uploading videos across social media platforms and shaving his head so his fans wouldn't recognize him in public. But again, I ask, what is the experiment? Let's take a look at this video, which again is about a YouTuber hiding his weight loss from his viewers.
And you will continue to consume these stories about me year after year after year. For as long as I tell the internet that I am the villain.
Stories that permeate and linger and infect the minds of the ants. Influence the ants.
Brainwash the ants. You are the ants.
I do think we should be arrested. I don't know for what yet.
I was going to say, I would hate his opinions on The Last Jedi. That's the only footage I've seen of this man, and I know that he has bad opinions on that.
Are we just all going to be a society of fucking jokers? Is everybody going to be the Joker now? We're all just becoming the Joker? That's how people drive. Everybody's driving like they're the Joker.
I don't know. Am I Joker-fying? Are we all Joker-fying? Is that the future? No Batmans? Joker's all the way fucking down? What is this? I don't have the energy to be the Joker.
Unfortunately, our billionaires aren't doing the work. No, our billionaires, they're becoming Jokers too.
Elon Musk is a fucking Joker. They're all Jokers.
It's Jokers all the way down. It's Jokers all the way fucking down.
It's all Jokers. What is this? What is the experiment? What's the null hypothesis? What's the...
What is it? What is it? What are the fucking Who got the placebo? Give me the fucking placebo I'm out I'm out I don't want Whatever this experiment is I don't want to be a part of it Well we weren't Had you heard of this person Before two days ago? You brought this up You brought this to our attention We weren't part of the I was not part of could have gone my whole life never seeing this never heard of this people need to know this is happening we're covering this we're not part of the experiment we're covering the experiment we're the new england journal of medicine this is peer review this is a yes what like what i get like there is something.

The experiment is that if you don't show people a current video of you, they won't know what you currently look like, which is perfectly.

More people actually should invest in that. I think less.
I think everyone should stop making videos. Period.
I do think like there is something about

like

So he makes videos they are about, he was heavy and there are, he makes videos about eating a ton of food and he wants to make a change. I have to imagine making a big life change in front of all these people over time would be awful, just awful because because you have people who think they know you trying.
Like, I think obviously he must be getting all the time, terrible, mean, awful comments all the time. But even putting those aside, I imagine even worse are the people who claim to be fans saying they want to help him, telling him why he needs to to lose weight, how he can lose weight, what they tried, what they did.
Then if you start losing weight, you start hearing encouragement. That's also kind of discouraging.
Like I imagine that would be very difficult. So I suppose it's an experiment in losing weight without having to do that.
But I really it's more like the word experiment, I think, is not really fitting here. I think he chose to lose a bunch of weight without having to do it in public, which is, I think, an interesting decision to make.
But to reveal it like you're Dr. Evil is insane.
But it does seem like he has a lot of issues with his viewers. He seems quite angry.
Yeah. And again, I know nothing of this man's history, so maybe they did something to him.
I don't know. Also, you can just log off and do something else.
And that's also part of it. Well, right.
But can you? Because this is reliving. It's a great job market out there.
Yeah, that's yeah true it is a white hot job market but i think that like when you're making youtube money from eating fast food that's a great gig that's a great gig it's also kind of strange to think about because part of what his videos were about were consuming a lot of food was he how is he how is he eating you know he's making videos where he's eating a lot that was really interesting to me the fact that he made he said he made two years of content and then took the two years offline that period of filming the two years of content content must have been disgusting right yeah to fit all of that into a into a assume not a two two year period of time. Yeah.
I mean, he's sort of just been on sabbatical. That sounds nice.
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Sorry to Hallie.

Hope you feel better soon.

Feel better, Hallie.

She's gonna be good.

She'll be fine.

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