Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)

The Wild Wild Wes. Hello.
We're fired up. We're back, dude.
What's up, dude? A lot of you fucking doubted, dude. Yeah, dude.
You never thought you'd see us. Haters are just running back for their little fucking rabbit holes right now.
Imagine the haters right now. Think of all the Dems and Libs that thought we would never be together.
That was Lib Behavior. It's full Lib Behavior.
Spreading this info online. Shit.
Giancarlo Stanton's a bat, dude. Look at the donk on this man.
Damn.. Wait to see him run.
Oh, he doesn't have to if he hits a three-run shit. Warning track power with the donk.
The donk. Take him up.
He's safe. Jizz Chasm, safe.
Sorry, if you hate this too, by the way, we're watching America's Pastime. Sorry you've got a problem with this.
You're definitely a damn. You just failed the damn test.
Alternate damn test. Are those guys watching Bucky Baseball for you? No, that was full liberal behavior, but that's why we forgive all of them.
It is what it is, man. Of course, we're not Joe Biden, dude.
We don't think half of the people are garbage. Alright, that brings us to our first.
That was so divisive when you said that. How would he say something like that? Dude, that's like, I don't know, man.
For real, though, think how funny that is. Bro, they had it.
They had it. They're losers.
The fucking Democrats. If you are Joe Biden, it's probably the best thing you could say.
They're constantly trying to arrest him and his family. Garbage is probably the easiest word he has high ground they finally got it back you got the layup you got tony hinch at the garden hinch man hunger man and then the hinchpin dude the hinchpin got loose and then general and then joe bidden gets on to respond on a zoom call the camera camera's like up here.
He's like, yeah, well, they're fucking garbage, dude. I think before that, he was literally out to get ice cream.
He crushed ice cream. Yeah, he was in Baltimore eating ice cream.
He just crushed ice cream, went on Zoom, was like, you know what? Fuck that. Drop supporters.
I mean, to be fair, to like jump into his world for a second, imagine just like, yeah, you get the presidency taken away from you. Just launch a triple scoop and you just fully send it in.
Trump fucking sucks. His reporters are dumb fucking idiots.
I get it. Puerto Rico is actually my favorite.
I mean, Trump hit him with that lunchroom fucking mind fuck. When they did the debate, he's like, or we did the debate with Kamali.
He's like, he doesn't like you. And then they just kept on talking about something else.
That's a great one. He actually doesn't like you behind your back.
Hit a chick with that, dude. She's probably been in a downward spiral since.
He hit her with Biden doesn't like you. No one likes you.
Everyone talks about you behind your back. I didn't know he hit her with that.
You're mean. And they're saying she won that debate even though he said nobody likes you.
Lib said she won the debate. Bro, the Libs, the commenters.
Yeah, the 150 IQ redders were like, actually, if you break it down. Dude, the Libs.
Trump had a milquetoast take, actually. Can we all agree? I didn't know Trump said that to her.
Nobody likes you. I can't get Hinchcliffe off the brain, dude.
Bro. That's all I think about.
It was. It makes me laugh.
It's the funniest thing ever. It's the funniest thing that's happened.
If Trump loses. If Trump loses.
It's the ultimate. And it is Tony's fault.
And because of that, World War III does take place. Tony Hinchcliffe is Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
He is. You're going to look back and go, why did this happen? Dude, I'm going to be holding my whole family, and I'm going to see the blast radius before we go out in a hot flash.
I'm going to go, an island of garbage. You're going to see the blast radius, and you're going to go, unbelievable.
I'm just going to dust, dude. Yeah, arguments all mine about that.
I'm going to be holding my my kids and be like, actually, it's kind of bullshit. He actually kind of crushed it.
It actually was funny. It's hard to do that.
It was 11 a.m. That was pretty dull.
He's probably nervous and just went back to material. Who cares? The arguments online the past three weeks have been insane.
It's like people like, dude, did you know Trump actually was in a McDonald's that was closed that wasn't even open?

And that's the only thing they've been arguing about.

God, yeah.

And Hinchcliffe.

That's just roasting.

You guys don't know.

He's actually a roast comedian.

Bro, I saw a Kamala Harris commercial with Tony Hinchcliffe in the beginning of it in, like, black and white.

They hit him with the black and white.

Oh, my God.

Bro, it's so good.

It's the funniest person possible.

You see a Tim Walz commercial? No. Spade sent to me.
It's so gay, dude. What did he do? He was just like, look, all right, guys, the game's tied.
I'm going to be honest here. But we're going to make every block and go down the field, and we're going to try to win this game.
Just try to use the football analogy. He's pure Americana.
Tim Walz is pure Americana. He is.
He's only been in China 75 times. He showed his true colors, dude.
He was like, AOC runs a mean pick six. Yeah, I just.
It's like, bro. He's a defensive coordinator.
You're going to say some shit like that. Stop trying to talk football, bro.
He said AOC runs a mean pick six. He said, yeah, they played Madden together as like a.
Oh, I saw the video. I saw the.
Then he tweeted it. I mean, I doubt he even tweeted it.
I saw Dr. Doom for a little bit.
He's a Twitch streamer.

Yeah, between saving the middle class, I'm also streaming Twitch.

I fucking love video games.

I'm a 65-year-old white guy.

Obviously, I'm jamming video games in my basement with a headset on.

It probably actually is.

Do you think?

I mean, there's a lot of it.

It's probably a minor thing.

I got a little Neverland range.

We're not here. He was scoring touchdowns.
He Black Insurrection. What's that? Black Insurrection.
Sorry, took them apart. That was the funniest shit.
That handled our business. Touchdown, Timmy.
It's funny. Dude, I got so much hate because I was in the fucking comments on that.
She's like, dude, I don't think this is real. And everyone's like, you're going to look so fucking stupid.
It's like the kid's talking about getting raped on an email he's like actually i'm gonna end it here and i'll hit you up later on and tell you the rest kind of if you look at the election as like a game it is kind of the sickest game it's like you have him in there like dude they said you like sucked a chinese guy's dick and he's like can we just say trump's a nazi you're like yeah we'll fire that out they're spreading rumors about each is also crazy. Trump's actually a Nazi.
He's like, you sucked a little kid's dick in China. He's like, all right, this is uncalled for.
This is uncalled for. What are we doing here? Hold on a second.
You just crossed the fucking line. That's such divisive rhetoric.
Let's just stop it, dude. But also Trump's Hitler.
That Hitler shit was crazy. Hitler was at Madison Square Garden.
So was Trump. Can't you see the writings on the walls? Was Hitler at MSG? Yeah, dude locals the locals Nazis the guys that were just trying to figure things out those guys you want to talk about fucking QAnon feeling dumb think about being a dude in 1939 going to fucking Hitler military intelligence I swear to god I think there was like a banner of George Washington as like a national...
I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swaths getting tossed up. Dude, he loved Henry Ford.
Really? Henry Ford, I think, reciprocated a little bit. I think he reciprocated.
Yeah, I think time did. Everybody was tossing up swaths.
It's got fucking rocks. Man of the year.
To be fair, to be fair fair, it's 2020, my friend. To be fair, they didn't have the swine.
It wasn't yet tainted, right? Obviously he was wildly anti-Semitic, but that was a virgin swine. 30s Germany, you see the swine, you're going...
You don't know. Best logo of all time.
Think if a country just came out of nowhere with a new logo. You'd say at least hear him out.

You'd go, let's at least hear him out. And you'd go, wait,

what? Wait, what did he say? Hold on.

What are you up to, dude?

Think about going to the garden for

this Nazi rally in the 30s.

Be like, yo, I got tickets. You want to go?

Be like, yeah, I'll check it out. You bring your

girlfriend? I don't know.

These guys are making a lot of sense. Hinchcliffe gets up on stage.

He might be Hinchcliffe might be ageless, dude. He might be a fan.
He might be a fan. He might be a fan.
He's a fan character. He's just resurrecting the wreck.
He's been waiting 300 years to resurrect the wreck. It goes back to ancient Arianne when they went through India.
There's a Hinchcliffe leading them. We should ride horses.
That could be the real battle behind the scenes. It could just be people resurrecting the Reich from like 800 years ago.
It was Hinchcliffe, Carlson, Jordan Peterson. I will say the right does have,

when we were watching that fucking Trump's superheroes X-Men video,

the right is gay.

Yeah, that is a... It's so embarrassing.

That was really fucking rugged, man.

We only watched like 10 seconds of it, too.

Yeah.

But it was him just being like, dude, fucking Elon Musk is so fucking sick.

This is a man. Clearly incredible cognizant ability.
And hopefully a good man. He's trying his hardest to be a good man.
At least it appears that way, which is all you can hope for. And then they have like the fucking like debate Bukkake, where it's just like fucking one guy versus 25 people.
Oh yeah, it was surrounded. Dude, my mom texted us on Sunday morning.
It was just surrounded about abortion. She's like, you guys should watch us.
Like, dude. Yo, how about that abortion commercial we got hit with during the fucking World Series yesterday? Yeah, it was pretty rugged.
They hit, like, Fox hit a full fucking disclaimer before it, and then it was just some guy dressed like a mad scientist showing fucking actual photos of aborted faces. Yeah, it was pretty rough.
Oh, man. Dave McCormick commercials on.
I hate this son of a bitch, dude. McCormick.
Connecticut. I already flew back to Connecticut.
Old Connecticut McCormick, dude. Fucking mansion.
That's fun CEO. Fucking Connecticut, dude.
He doesn't care about you like the other politicians. Wasn't everyone running kind of rich? Obviously.
I don't think there's anyone who's like, this guy's poor as shit. This guy's poor's poor he fucking it has to have been done before but i keep laughing at all i want is a sketch of a dude like a local politician like sitting down with his family to watch baseball and it's like bob casey jr is a fucking rapist he let a terrorist come in and rape my five-year-old daughter just a guy sitting there like oh shit he does coke no one knows this is a worker it, but he does do coke.
There's just a worker giving a testimony like, yeah, Bob Casey showed up the other day. He raped my daughter and fucking let an illegal immigrant in here.
Wait, he raped and then let an illegal immigrant? I'm a cop, and Bob Casey fucked my ass, dude. Fuck that guy.
Fire, Bob Casey. Paid for my K.
Bob Casey held me down and ate my ass like a pussy the whole time. He totally ignored my penis and just went to town on my ass.
All he did was service my ass. What the fuck? From the front, too.
It's kind of nuts. Yeah, they also don't even tell you who's, like, I don't know what party these guys are in.
They just show you. They're like, this fucking faggot lives in Connecticut get this guy the fuck out of here can you believe

he lives in Connecticut

a mansion

which is funny because it's gonna work

somebody's gonna

if I went to vote I'd go in there and be like alright

it's Trump vs Kamala

oh yeah there's that cocksucker Bob Casey

fuck you pussy

this guy's from Connecticut

there's information bouncing around your head

and you see a bunch of names and you're like

this is the best one

Thank you. And then here it comes.
Trump's for you. That's good.
That for real might win. Trump's for you.
That might win. That same ad, I think, starts with they're letting in

rapists, murderers, and even

terrorists.

What Mexican terrorist got there?

That MS-13 killed

Seth Rich.

Or they just cut to a part from

one of those shows, like the cartel,

putting a head on a turtle.

Speak of the devil.

Chris O'Conti.

Yeah, dude.

I mean, after two weeks, I think a turtle. Speak of the devil.
Chris O'Connor.

Yeah, dude.

I mean, I mean, after two weeks, I think we might be out of the woods

on this.

Hopefully.

Nah.

Hopefully.

It's going to be four years.

Four years.

Remember we got elected last time

and like all the chicks went out

in Philly and were like

freaking the fuck out.

Yeah, I was in Philly for that.

They all get the worst haircuts

to like protest.

True.

Imagine fucked up shit

happening in politics. Like, fuck it.
I'm giving myself receding hairline. They all just get unattractive haircuts.
I don't think the babes are going to get as... If he wins again, I think people might just get apathetic.
I don't think they're going to riot. I showed Shane the one thing the dude's on Reddit on our depression.
I'm breaking out in hives of the thought that Trump might win. Like I'm really getting sick.
I mean, I mean, what an embarrassing day. Either way, it's not going to go well.
Yeah, it'll be rough. Trump wins.
It's going to be bad if Trump loses. It's going to be really bad.
Yeah. Chris will be happy.
Stand down, stand down, stand by. Billy, you would like a fucking Democrat led world war.
Apparently they say that that's the only way wealth gets really distributed across all of history. It's like cataclysms.
I swear to God. Periods of peace create inequality.
During period is a peace, inequality grows. This one guy wrote the book.
I'm just telling you what I... Say that to Dresden, bro.
Yeah, his words. Yeah, his words, not mine.
But he was saying it's been like cataclysms that really create inequality. And then when it's peacetime, obviously some people grind, some people fuck around.
Obviously, dude. Some dudes get hired by NASA, other guys get hung.
I mean, the X-Men just assembled. The X-Men just assembled.
His X-Men have assembled. J.D.
Vance. Who else was the X-Men? He's not wearing eyeliner.
What is the role of V...

Were VPs always this fucking, like, limp?

No.

I feel like Trump picked...

Trump might have started that.

Pence was, like, the most limped.

Yeah, he's, like, the most limped up dude.

No, there's just never...

Vance has a little edge.

Vance has a bite.

Vance has a little edge, dude.

Walls.

He's got a lid bite.

He can be like,

Guys, I'll shoot you in your fucking head. I love guns.
I'm basically conservative, although I want to fucking kill a baby. Don't get it twisted.
I'll absolutely shoot a baby with my shotgun, dude. I love hunting.
I fucking love hunting. Yeah, they were.
Just bland. John Adams.
He tried to kill Teddy Roosevelt's career by making the video. Yeah.
He rose. Yeah.
Talk about your all-time backfire. Yeah, Chris, you might want to sit in on this.
Dude, you're fucking dropping bombs, bro. We're so close to the election, bro.
I'll join you, dude. I'll be lib.
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I just took a microdose last night. It's a hard time sleeping.
No, actually, well, I was pretty tired, but I was like, damn, it's not hitting me. But then I laid there for at least 45 minutes, and I thought I thought up the coolest video game ever.
Please. Dude, it's just straight up cops versus robbers.
Open source, you can pick the life of a robber or a cop, but it's all... There are obviously whatever NPCs, but you can...
Dude, don't fart on my video game idea. It got muffled by the seat cushion.
Oh, man. Dude, so you can either sign up as a cop or a robber.
It's like Grand Theft Auto. We can just do crimes, like open world.
And as a cop, you can kind of like follow people and try to solve murders. That'd be pretty sick.
That is sick. That'd be pretty fun.
You can like quietly go into a guy's house and just fucking stab him. And then like a cop would have to try to like look at the cameras and put it together.
I sat there and like played this game in my head for 45 minutes, passed out. And I was like, damn, that Melatonin kicked my ass.
And I woke up and wasose dude dream wells will fuck you up they're like yeah station sleep aids you can get off go puff and like you start taking them and you're having like weird dream thoughts when you're awake it's not cool yeah dude it's kind of scary that you're talking yeah you guys are dreamers oh big time you went down to the institute bro yo how was the two yeah the fucking yeah you went to my surprise i fucking i thought you didn't i talked to spade about it for literally i thought i wouldn't have that much for 50 minutes i think on the patreon it was i had a lot to say about the costco family put you in a mental hospital no no no big justice. Nothing but love for big justice.
They took your shoelaces because of the Rizzler. You couldn't handle double chock chock.
Put you in control. He watched it so much that he had to go to.
He checked into an institute. I drove down.
I went down skyline. He said, we're going to need those shoelaces, dude.
I went down skyline. I mean, don't have it.
You joker. Yeah, that's true.
Fucking pussy pillows on my feet. So after you got out of Arcand, what happened? Arkham? You broke out of the Arkham Asylum.
The world ain't built for guys like us. So you drove to Virginia.
I drove to Virginia. So the double-chunked chocolate cookie.
No, no, no. That made you drive to Virginia to check into a cult.
It was CIA ran operations pretty much. No chance CIA even comes near that near that They do They spent tons of money on it The group that you were with Robert Monroe Remote viewing Talking about Starlink The place you went The place you went You think the CIA is keeping tabs on that? I don't fucking know.
I just know they did. I believe you on that.
And then they stopped. But I went there, and it was.
And then they stopped. Yeah.
The CIA was not keeping tabs. Everyone just making up movies in their head.
They're literally doing what Matt did with the movie. They achieved heavy scene.
They did come out of heavy scene. Hold on.
All right, sorry. We've got to cover exactly what happened.
No, how have your dreams been? How have your dreams been since then? The fucking same. I can't remember about the five minutes.
Bro, did you ever think that you're too powerful and they didn't want you to succumb to the hemisync? It was, dude. It was fucking, everyone there was very fucking nice.
Did you fap in the check unit? No. What? No, I saved my seed.
I chilled. Wait, you had a roommate? I had a roommate.
I had a black roommate for one day and he quit. Why'd he quit? He worked there.
They were just like, dude, we're giving you this gift to be in this opportunity. The kid made it one day, slept through a fucking meeting.
It's like, I'm done. That's what it is, bro.
I thought you have your own little, like, pod. I had a roommate.
What? I had a cellmate. You had a cellmate? I had a bunkmate.
Yeah, that's so uncomfortable. That was crazy.
Explain to the people what you did. The Monroe Institute's a place where you can learn.
You got to go into level one, but that's the thing. A place you can learn.
Hold on, hold on. It's for remote viewing, but that's the thing.
Astral travel. Astral projection and remote.
And you can just sign up online in Virginia and you drive to Virginia. I almost did this, by the way.
You go to a place in Virginia. They have a place in Arizona.
And there's dudes who are remote viewers and all this stuff. But the thing I did wasn't necessarily that.
It was the level one. You have to do this.
I literally already forget the name of the thing. But you have to do it with the level one program.
And it's pretty much just meditation yeah so yeah like i didn't know this i just like and when i showed up did you enter witness consciousness or no no you have no fucking clue you've never been to level 27 you've never been to level 23 you never had a fucking roommate in a weird ass place in virginia because double chunk janitor sleep next to you? Because the fucking double boom sent you. But I roll in there and it's like the real world.
The Rizzlers sent you to fucking Virginia. It's literally like the real world.
Dude, just an old burnout. You roll in the custodian and be like, dude, you can sleep in the bed to learn about your dreams.
He's like, alright man. Dude, I rolled in there.
That's white people tripping fully dude. And immediately there was a man and i was like what the fuck and i fucking continue on sit down and i'm chilling they're like they got out of jail and come on fucking botched him up i fucking i sit down they all start bullshitting they all's your name is i'm billy and they're Like, so did you read Journeys Out of the Body? I was like, fucks that.
You didn't read his book? And they're like, what about, like, whatever. They named three other books.
I was like, I have no fucking clue what's about to happen. Yeah.
I haven't read a book in 25 years. I should have been there.
I should have been there. You should have been there.
I read Journeys. I read part.
I was kind of like, this is fucking silly. That was the book I told you about.
His wife was dying. He was all of a sudden...
If you would have gone to Virginia, you would have left like, I did it. I would have.
You would have been like, for real, I can read mine. I did one of their...
They have like a free audio exercise you can do. For real, I was in my old office apartment which also was an insane asylum Sane Asylum.
It was in Arkham. I was in Arkham.
And I was doing the free thing, and I had to stop. I was like, bro, I might have just hemisynced for a second.
I was in my beanbag, just like, bro, I might have just fucking hemisynced. It's when both of your hemispheres of your brain converge in one.
The corpus callosum separates the two halves of your brain. Okay, but what happens when they sink? Hold on.
I got to explain the neurobiological background whole thing, but it's the corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain. Okay, but what happens when they sink? Hold on.
I got to explain the neurobiological background.

But it's the corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain.

So it's like, dude, if I were to sever that and you were to look at a thing like split screen,

one eye will see one thing.

And you can see a thing.

And then I guess your left eye gives your right hand.

Your right eye gives your left hand.

Yeah.

And you can look at two different things.

And one part of your body won't know that you saw the thing, if that makes sense.

No, but what happens if you sink? So you can look at two images with your eyes on like a split screen and they'll be like, which one are you going to pick? And they'll like grab it with your right hand. You'll grab a snow shovel.
They'll be like, why'd you grab that? But with your left eye, you actually saw a snow shovel. But what happens when they sink? Bro, you go to the other dimension.
People make up things in their head. What happens when they sink what happens when they sink then that his his theory is that once they fully sync up you can like leave your body and access another level 10 is where you get into it and level 10 level 10 is where we started can't believe i got there that fast yeah i mean everyone is pretty much in level nine so it's not that hard but fucking level 10 level 10, the first night, like, we talked for a while, and then we're like, all right, we're going to give this a try.
Who'd you talk to? How many people were in this? 22. 22 people in this? There's people from Australia, fucking Hungary.
Holy shit. Somebody flew from Australia to fucking Virginia.
Germany, shout out Frank. Yeah.
They were feeling it, weren't they? Everyone was. I mean, that's what i'm saying i'm i didn't have anything so i'm not gonna sit there and shit on everyone else today because i just feel fucking mean why do you think you were held to this plane though why don't you think you i'm fucking retarded i have no idea do you think the people that flew from australia and germany to virginia do cry like this has been a life goal of mine.
Did he get a hyper density information packet? Dude, so... That's when you're traveling through the actual plane and you get hit with a packet of cosmic information that takes you years to unpack.
What types of shit do they tell you? That's another crazy... I couldn't put it in a word.
I could. You to ask Robert Monroe, but he got hit.
He would, he would like, again, his wife was like dying during the time and he would leave his body at nighttime and then just like hit these like hyper dense information packets. Oh yeah.
He was just severely stressed. He would hit the information packets and then he was like, I'm cool.
I'm just going to a different dimension. Yeah, he was just clearly experiencing like extreme stress.
It was just like, actually, for real, I'm just talking to aliens. And I go, all right, man.
That's how it starts. It was six meditations, I think, a day.
Do they do brainwave driving when they would like use binaural beats to drive your brainwaves and then like send you into a different state? This guy's never even been there talking to you. I'm just asking.
You would not last a day in the monro. They would give me the keys.
They would give me the keys. You would become an instructor.
What type of gear are the people clothing-wise? What are they wearing? You could never point them out. We are legion.
You're X-Menmen we would never notice you in the crowd

no until it was time

but the first thing

take naps and talk about it

the first thing was like level 10

like dude

I tried as hard as I can

you put your headphones on

it's like pretty dark

let's just spell it out for the people

you're like a dude who steals valor

you are like a dude who does all like the million

I'm not a out for the people. You're like a dude who steals valor.
You are for real. He's been overseas, dude.
He's been. He's gone on tour.
You don't even know where the bell is. You're in line at Annie Ann's right now in a full uniform and Billy's clocking you with a GoPro.
Patch the wrong spot. So you go, I was sorry.
I watched the stolen valor like yesterday. You could do it for hours.
And it was the first one I've ever seen where every comment was like, come on, man, let that guy alone. The pedo hunters are just getting retarded guys.
Like, what are you doing here? I mean, 17 year old. Did you see that one? Who's the one gigantic? Alex Rosen, he's the best.
Did you see when he screamed at the Kamala rally? Yes. He's like, why are all the people going to dirty parties? That guy's the best.
You see a bunch of people turn around and go, come on, man. He showed up to a Kamala rally.
He's a YouTube pino hunter and he showed up to a Kamala rally and went, come everyone in the back seems to be in the ditty party? What's up with that?

And people block him with the combo signs

and be like, don't. It's so funny.
It's funny how much

this is like 2016

and 2020 and then now it's just like

this is all kind of fucking embarrassing

on every side. It's just like

dude, shut the fuck up. Well, now you can

use the presidential race to boost

your own just channel that has nothing to do with it. You're telling me, man.
It's like it has nothing to do with it. You're like, you fucking love Diddy.
Why did you suck Diddy? It's like, yo, by the way, check out Buy My March. He's great.
There's a video of those guys like busting some pedophile in a parking. And the kid's so angry.
They're just crying laughing.

Not to sound like a total lib, but this could genuinely be the fall of capitalism.

Just getting shot in the face while you try to get your YouTube channel on a political

phone.

He did.

Yeah, they grabbed his phone and threw it.

Oh, I saw the tweet about that.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah.

I just saw a picture of a black dude.

And he's like, who's this fucking donkey face that threw my phone? That's only tweet i saw i was like god damn things are heating up things seem to have been chill until the last like week i mean i mean no no of course that but i meant i meant the well the numbers are so good bro if you did we got rowdy the last couple days here where the fuck were we we should have been in there dude we should have been at the heart of the election just being like, by the way, guys, link in the description. By the way, I've done no research and I'm not going to vote.
Yeah, but fucking level 10 was I tried as hard as I could. My fucking forehead was vibrating.
Oh, careful. What? You got to be careful.
That's the third eye. I know.
And I was like, oh, this is, maybe there's something here. And then like the further forehead vibrated while you're taking a nap.
Oh yeah, pretty much. And like, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not sitting there saying that. That means you're exerting too much effort.
I've been there before. I'm not yet.
I'm not saying I have secret fucking powers or I'm an X-Men or anything, but fucking the next day it's like, we're getting into like level 15 or whatever. And then they and then they lost me.
In it, you're sitting there, you hear all this stuff. He's like, and now we're in level 15.
Time is not real. Yes.
And I was just sitting there like, fuck. One, two, three, four.
That's exactly what I did. Fuck, it's real still.
Yeah. One Mississippi.
One can make the argument. Yeah, I tried.
Time's not real? It's not. I mean, once you leave Earth, it's not real.
Time is It's just weird happening to be in can make the argument yeah i tried time's not real it's not it's i mean once you leave earth it's not real time is it's just we're happy to be in this this space that revolves around the sun once you leave earth it's like we're you're dealing with a totally different thing i mean it's relative for sure shouldn't say it's not real but it's relative i went through a lot of them and you would come back after every single one what time is it now talking about right now or if i was on jupiter no right now. Where you are in reality.
1052. Yes.
Right now in Austin, though, it's 952, so. Are we sure Austin exists right now? I mean, come on, man.
If I was outside the sun's orbit, you know, if I was outside the Earth's orbit, what day is it? I don't know. We had meetings after every meditation.
Did you share at all about your meditations? I had nothing. What? I had nothing.
That's Zen. You had no mind.
No, you were coming from a Zen perspective. No mind.
Well, I was just sitting there. Tabula rasa.
It sounded like a lot of people were like, oh, I did this. And it was all those.
Like, the best was like, it's like if you went in and did seven minutes in heaven. And like the cockiness that you would walk out of that closet every time.
Oh no.

They'd come out just like, yeah, brother.

The best was the one T-Bot would just come out

and just go, that was

crazy. I was like, dude.

You didn't release any endogenous

DMT? I would just listen to everyone fucking

talking. How big's your neck?

It's pretty big. It is a huge neck.

A lot of people, when they were

talking, it just sounded like movies.

So they were like, to me, I

was daydreaming and then you would just think of cool

We'll see you next time. pretty big it is a huge neck a lot of people when they were talking it just sound like movies so they were like we did to me i was daydreaming and then you would just think of cool shit and then people would share that and then when i would talk to people privately like hey bill how are you making out i was like i just keep falling asleep and nothing's really happening they go yeah same here and then there was one the hungarian woman sat next to me at the very end this dude dude was like, I don't believe in aliens, but I saw a spaceship.
And the Hungarian woman was hard of hearing. I think her name was Reka, maybe.
I forget. But she was like, what did he say? He doesn't believe in aliens, but he saw him in level 23.
And she just goes, do you believe in that? I said, Reka, I don't even believe in fucking in fucking space and she's like what is wrong with you? I didn't say anything all fucking week and then I don't even believe in space she's like how are you breathing right now? Rika I'm going to be honest with you I don't fucking believe in space oh man the one before that she just came up to me she goes how Nothing. You probably don't even need this.
You're so chill. I was like, thanks.
I really appreciate that. That's actually, I was cool there.
That's what, before that, I said, Rekha, I saved your seat. I was like, sit your ass down.
Oh, you and Rekha were just chilling. Yeah.
That's pretty cool. That's nice.
And that's tight. She kind of like low-key matched you.
It was like, you're so fucking chill, baby. But then you were like, babe, I don't even fucking think space is real.
She was like, get the fuck out of here. I was like, how the fuck are you breathing that? I was like, I mean, you can't breathe in space.
Yeah, what the fuck are you even talking about? That's what I said. She's from Hungary, dude.
She doesn't know shit. I was around.
I was surrounded. I was on Jubilee.
She's from fucking Hungary, dude. Yeah, literally, like during World War II.
Not even Poland. Hungary, dude.
Hungary. That's where when you're in Hungary, you're like, damn, I wish I could live in Poland right now.
That'd be so lit. I wish I lived in Warsaw.
I could learn more about space and oxygen. Yeah, other than that, I mean, nothing.
The people there were really nice, so that's why. That's cool.
Yeah, they probably were. Don't necessarily want to talk shit on them, and people got stuff out of it.
Did they get more chill? I got nothing. That's cool to get, like, did not be that chill and go to the Monroe and see him.
I'm actually way more chill.

Yeah, I can't ever

fucking meditate.

Really?

That shit's so stupid.

No, dude.

I can't do it.

Try to meditate.

Just sit there

and think about shit.

Obviously.

What did they tell you to do?

It's like, don't shit.

No, I just sit there

and I go,

I go,

who's Notre Dame

have this week?

Fuck, it's a bye week, dude.

What am I going to do?

And then once I get to the point of not thinking, I'm asleep. Really? Yes.
That's good. I know.
Are you sure you're asleep? Maybe you're really good at meditating. That's what I'm saying.
Maybe I'm the best meditator in the world. And me getting in a firefight with people last night was a message from aliens.
That's crazy. The download shit's crazy where people are like, oh, I go to download.
It's going to take me years to's the high that's that's the high density information fucking dream information it's the informational packet it's so high density that like you get hit with the information you're like and then it takes you years to unsick the files this is like it's kind of sad what to like grasp it like a meaning and purpose in life so much that you're Like, holy shit my dream i'm so important the aliens gave me this dream it's like dude you're from hungry the aliens aren't talking to you it is actually she was said she was contacted i palladium so why don't you shut the fuck yeah why don't you take it the last thing the aliens do is go to Hungary. Everyone knows this she was chill bro it is taking the religious impulse it is a twist on the religious impulse you guys are legion they're among us there was another thing where I kind of started I think it might be where you're 50 and your mom dies and you're from Hungary and you go to a place and you go check

you

I do want to get in a little tiny pod. I would love to

sleep in that every night. I just wish I had a door that locked

definitely especially

with a fucking roommate that also thinks he's

talking to aliens. Yeah.

You went to a halfway house for

schizophrenic. At some point

I swear to God. Was everyone in a sweatsuit? Dude at some point I, I swear to God, they were going to be like, hey, Bill, you're with us now.
Everything's going to be okay, but you're just with us. Yeah, you got to stay for a couple weeks.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I started telling people I was in rehab.
Do you guys have chores? Was there like a whiteboard? No chores. That's cool.
You literally could just do fuck all. Have you reached out to any of your alum? No.
It is. I got a diploma.
No, you didn't stay? I got the diploma. You didn't make it the whole time.
I made it till the last day. I was like, I'm out.
You just didn't walk. Yeah, you didn't walk.
How many days were you there? Me and Penny hugged and rolled. I went there Saturday to Thursday.
But you skipped the fucking scream in the woods? No, it wasn't scream in the woods. It was a silent meditation.
I was like, I'm done. Did you guys do any screaming? No screaming.
I honestly would have genuinely liked this, I think, a lot.

You would have.

I think I would have liked this a lot.

Literally go.

I think you would have enjoyed it.

I would go to a silent meditation.

I think I want a tempi.

You just go.

You're silent for seven days, and you just sit there with a bunch of people,

and there's like.

I think a bunch of people would bother me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, silent would be nice, though.

You just sit there.

Silent meditations are literally just your silent for seven days. Check your bank out.
Still rich. All right.
I'm going to go back to the world. Murders.
would be nice, though. You could just sit there.
Some meditations are literally just you're silent for seven days, check your bank out, still rich, alright, I'm gonna go back to the world. Murders, rapists, terrorists.
That's a commercial. Come on, won't make them pay.
That is true. You're quiet for seven days and you just go.
That's the craziest shit. Dude, just go into a darkness retreat.
It's like, yeah, dude. No poor person's gonna want to do that.
Go into a darkness retreat? Yeah. I don't think so.
Aubrey Marcus did that. Aubrey Marcus was in a dark hole for like five days.
Yeah. It's probably not good for them.
That's the thing. Yeah, I don't think it is.
Well, they said the Celts used to do that. They would put you in a super dark cave in ancient times, and you would just start to hallucinate.
Or you could just not eat for like 14 days. Yeah, I mean, all their shit is just being poor.
It's like, dude, you're so humbled when you can't fucking talk or just sit in the dark and go on a seven-day water fast. Like, yeah, no shit.
Yeah, or just spend 40 years not being able to do what you want ever. Being talked down to by everyone.
I think everyone would be like, yeah, cool, dude. Talk to aliens in your dream? Shut the fuck up.
Go to a 10-day retreat where everyone's like all right dude fucking shut up no it's like the most it's the most fun they could have is getting together with like-minded individuals obviously dude i was there and witnessed it the only bullshit i will say was like oh you're you're never gonna be fed better than you are this week. I heard the grub sucked, yeah.
Grub was ass.

What kind of grubby talking?

What kind of grubby talking?

Shit.

The eggs every day were just like insta-eggs and fucking just bullshit, honestly.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

They're like, oh, we got cheesesteaks tonight.

And it was literally just like, if you got a roast beef from Wawa,

they're like deli slicer and fried it.

They're giving all the fucking dreamers that are talking to aliens cheesaks. Yeah, cheese steaks.
Dude, three square. Three square.
Dude, they fed you guys cheese steaks. And then went to take naps.
Dude, Fry lunched me to fart in my check room. Bro.
That's the real dude, the dumbest fucking shit I've ever had. No offense to the monorails dude.
I'm going to be invaded tonight by 10 schizophrenics. I would call Shane when I was there like crying.
When you called me from there I was laughing so fucking hard. You called me on like day two.
Like, yo, I fucked up. Called me from his fucking sleep chamber.
Here's the thing. It is a sick idea.
They are supposed to use like shit to drive your brainwaves to get you into a different state. Which would be nasty.
Do a fucking acid. Huh? It's like if you really want to get fucking acid.
There's shit that changes the state of your brain. That is true.
Well, I've heard of people who did acid and did the brainwave drive, and they said it's crazy. That was the acid.
You can play everything. That was 100% just the acid, dude.
Yeah. It's not going to give you an extra ball.
Don't let the James Fodiman. I mean, if you did that, listen to that while on acid, you probably just took the fucking headphones off like, holy fuck, I'm on acid.
Bro, this is the funniest. I mean.
It's the best, dude the best dude i'm so happy you did it but i'm kind of stoked yeah i'm kind of stoked to do anything spade was like dude go do it like let's see if it works like all right i'll see if it works and it was fun that's spade like you should do it then you're like yo it sucked he's like yeah obviously yeah but he thought i had the boat of fetes you guys do you guys talk about your dreams a lot bro they're i just have it i have the aura ring and i have a problem where i don't really get any deep sleep no it's not i don't get all of this is fake shit what ram fuel consumer top of the mountain. He's a cynic now.

Nothing matters.

Dude, I'm telling you.

I get... Bro, I'm crying.

It's so funny.

I'm telling you, dude.

I'm signing up to drive to Virginia

and staying in a fucking...

He showed me a picture.

He showed me a picture.

That shit sucked.

That bed was comfortable.

Yeah, it was.

How many pillows do you have?

Two. Having another dude in there.
He rolled. He's so weird.
I know. I made him play PC.
He packed up. You made him ring the bell? Yeah, immediately.
He played PC. You were GP.
You were GP for life in there. Oh, my God.
That was crazy. Definitely didn't work.
Yeah, I mean. The best is like, oh, once you get home, that's when the fun starts.
I literally don't remember shit. You're about to get zapped.
The grub was nasty, though. The grub being nasty is kind of disillusioned.
The grub being nasty is so obvious. Although it's like, you just need to lay down and go to sleep.
One dude was a fucking real estate. Everyone's stomach must have gone crazy.
I was crushing the bathroom. People would go into like level 27 and I would just open my door and slam it.
He said diarrhea. Yeah, that's crazy.
Level 27 is diarrhea. There's a dude who just peaked.
A high-density pack and hit you, dude. Dude peaked.
What? Two days in, he was like a commercial realtor from Bucks County. He dropped that.
Yeah. He just peaced.
Didn't say bye to anyone. Didn't say bye to the fucking people.
He was so embarrassed. Yeah, well, he's probably like, you know what? I'm actually just going to cheat on my wife, actually.
Yeah. But also, think of like, you kind of want to believe.
Obviously, dude. And you're like, dude.
They were like. I know I can fucking talk to aliens.
Dude, you want to hear something? And then you drive down, you're thinking to yourself like, this is it. Yeah.
And then day two. Your wife's like, what the fuck? You're talking to a fucking Bulgarian, and you're eating fucking Sloppy Joe's.
You're going, holy shit, I got to go back home. You know what's fucked up, though? So there was all those floods in North Carolina.
Three days before, I had nothing but flood dreams. I swear I'm not lying.
I'm not making it up. But I was going to the beach the next two days.
So maybe that's why I was having water dreams, but I was having nonstop flood dreams. Yeah, I mean.
So let's not take away all the mystery. True.
I'm not saying it's not real. But it is very funny.
But you can't pay to play. True.
That's true. You know what I mean? You're in the game or you're not.
You can't sign up. That was fucking crazy.
It's like a comedy class. Yeah, pretty much.
You're going to be the fuck. Well, the thing that I realized.
You're going to be huge. Kind of bullshit.
Done. Next.
We had a fun exercise before i went to sleep and that was a dolphin energy club and you can join the dolphin energy club and send dolphin healing powers to people in need so you could sit there you think of the dolphins and you see them and you send them out to people in need it's kind of chill yeah well the other thing i forgot to say the way to get into it so prayer is you get your uh resonant tuning which just sounds like the eyes wide shut fucking singing which was freaking me the fuck out and then you get a reball which is like an energy field around you that protects you in the astral The fucking re-paw.

We are Legion.

We are Legion.

We are a legend. Bro, it's easy.
We are. Hold on.
I'm going to send him a dolphin. I'm going to send him a dolphin.
You're hurting more than you've ever done. I'm going to pick a dolphin down.
Holy fuck, dude. Fuck, dude.
Take down your retard and put my dolphin in his back. Oh, shit.
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Yeah. And then you have an energy conversion box where you get all your bad thoughts and you put them in there.
I like that. And then before you go out, all that shit gets taken care of.
And then you enter it. Hold on.
Dude, you sent dolphins, dude. Did you send me a dolphin? I didn't do that.
You didn't send any dolphins? I do that at the gym sometimes. Not in the form of dolphins.
I just send people powerbusters. Positive vibes.
It's kind of nice. I just send positive vibes.
I can feel it. I can tell when you're at the gym.
Yeah, once I realized this is just level one, and then you have to pay for level two and stuff, I was like, oh, okay. Yeah.
I got you. Loud and clear.
God, that's so fucking funny. Yeah.
I didn't really learn much from it. You did.
You learned a lot. The best was everyone day one was like, my phone's in the fucking room.
Like, I'm not touching that thing. Like, day three, everyone's like.
Everyone lied to each other. It was pretty funny.
All food's great. I mean, this is for real one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
They're fucking sending dolphins to people? The reball is nice. If you believe it.
Dude, and people clocking out is so fun. Just people just being like...
Ringing the bell? All right. That was only one.
Two guys. Well, my roomie and then the other dude.
Everyone did get a text from your wife too and just being like i mean you can't peace out if you came from fucking hungry true you just gotta ride that out yeah where are you gonna go thirsty i did crush cereal though did you crush what kind of cereal that was a cereal frosted flakes of Kellogg's. Frosted Flakes.
Of course, they had fucking Kellogg's. Frosted Flakes? Frosted Flakes.
I thought it was Corn Flakes. Okay.
Yeah, Corn Flakes. That's pretty chill.
I haven't had cereal in a while, so that was pretty cool. That kept you? That's nice.
A lot of people were vaping. I refused to vape.
Yeah. I left one time.
I literally was like as if I was being held there against my will. I was like, I'm just going to fucking leave for a little bit.
And I drove down during a break because there's like three hour breaks and went to a convenience store in the middle of fucking like Lynchburg, where the fuck I was, and got like expired Zin, took one, got a headache, and then just went back. Have you ever had sleep paralysis and then went into the sleep paralysis? All the time.

What happens when you go into it? I keep dreaming over and over again.

Yeah, you get stuck in the Inception loop.

Yeah, it sucks.

Dude, if I get sleep...

And I get a top and I spin it and go,

I'm powerful.

No way.

You sound healthy.

Just freak the fuck out and I'm like,

when is this going to stop?

Dude, when I have sleep paralysis,

you can sit there and it's just like

a staticky noise in your ear.

And the last time I went into it, it was just like a demon scape nothing can hurt you why do you need the fucking why do you need the reball nothing can hurt you all right there were there were so many things where it's like oh that one guy was a fucking remote viewer and he's like oh these are the things i remote viewed and he was like so he was a fucking liar no but dude he said he had the bone he said he had the ball check on the last episode said was a fucking liar? Dude, he said he had the bona fides. Paul Check on the last episode said he remote viewed this house.
Yeah. He's got two wives.
I guess I had on the podcast last time. He has two wives.
He saw my house? Not your house. He remote viewed the house he wanted.
And then when both of his wives went to the property, he was like, let me guess. Does it have a gate in the front with a big...
He named a certain surveillance. He's a remote viewer, man.
It's pretty... But the one guy remote viewed...
Don't knock parapsychology, please. The one guy remote viewed, and he was showing me all this stuff.
And then I was just like, so you can remote view? He's like, yeah. I was like...
Fucking reball, bro. I was like, dude.
I was like, if you can remote view, let's make some fucking money. How can we make money? I was like, dude, bet on fucking sports.
He's like, oh, it's not in the right brain. Sees numbers, left brain or however the fuck it works.
And I was like, so fucking right. Tell me this color of the confetti at the Super Bowl next year.
It'll be the color of the team that wins. I can't do that.
That's a crude application of a spiritual technology. I don't fucking care.
I'm trying to get paid off this shit. More about you going, I see a river.
There was a dude, though. There's a river.
He was on the Sean Ryan podcast and he's a fucking beast and has W's in remote. I read his book.
His book's pretty nasty. This guy was a battle axe.
He did TV, live TV. He went on live TV and he was like, I'll remove you whatever the fuck you want.
Tell me where you want to go. They picked a random city and then they got this part, like a set designer went in all these fucking places and they picked that random rolling a dice and the dude fucking called it.
He is. He did film them but if you watch all of them a lot of them are they end up being very similar things at the end because I watched I read his whole book and I'm like there's no way he videotaped this and he does kind of nail a couple things and then they do it again on a different channel and he predicts the same exact thing parapsychology is not to be ruled out.
It isn't. I mean, it has, in my views, as much standing as fucking vaccine research.
So this is the best one we've ever made. It's 98% effective.
Yeah, I don't think. Yeah.
That's a take nobody wants to hear. Everyone's like, what the fuck? What are you going to do? I'm with you, bro.
I hear you. Shut up and get vaccinated.
Minute Clinic just hit me up. Have you got your COVID-19 vaccine? Are they still pushing it? They got a stockpile.
They got a fucking ditch out. My boy just, he brought his one-year-old to get a checkup.
And they were like, yo, you want to give him the COVID vaccine? He said he turned down, felt like he had an 11-inch cock. Fuck, no, I'm not vaccinating him.
Where were you in 2020, bro? I was in the group chat with him. Trying to tell them all, bro.
Stealing towards the light? Literally, if you go on my laptop and search Bill Gates March 2020, me tying them, fuck this. This shit's made the fuck up.
Don't get vaccinated. Bill Gates is just trying to get rich off this.
Damn. They tried to give it to my, like, one-year-old.
They tried to give it to my... No, you didn't.
Yeah, I actually made the contact. Dude, the pediatrician went for, like, my one-year-old, and they were like, that's fine, but, and I honestly I do think it was, like, Britney's black, so they were like, we respect your opinion on this.
Yeah, you had the fucking need. That we respect you making your mind about this, but your kids run a higher risk of dying.
But that's fine if you want to do that. And it was just like- Dying of what? I just got- Dying.
It's just dying. Yeah.
What was the thing they wanted? They didn't even say COVID. They were like, your kids statistically run a higher risk of dying if you don't get it.
But that's fine. It's okay.
It's not true. We respect you.
What's okay. I respect you.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear. They were trying to give Chloe the COVID vaccine.
And they just said your kid's going to have a higher risk of dying? Dying. There's 100% chance they're going to die.
That's all they said. Your kid might not die if you take this.
I was like, what? They just hit me with Reggie and Stevie with that shit. I brought them to the vest.
You should get them super fast. The shit out of out of one of them and see what happens.
No, no, no. Fucking.
I went there and they were like, you got to get this shot. It's for if they see diarrhea and sniff it, they might get it.
They hit you with the shit when they drink a puddle and a deer pees in it. Yeah, there's a three-month booster.
And I was like, what do I have to get legally? Like rabies. Like, give me that.
Yeah. Don't give me anything else.
Got in the same argument with my vet. And I actually Googled it beforehand, so I was equipped with facts.
I could be like, well, what strain of lepsidosis? Whatever it's called. Lepsidosis.
I was like, which strain do you guys actually immunize for? Is that even like local here? And the lady was just like. I just hit him with the real strong.
You don't have to do it, I guess. No.
Yeah. Well, you know, I was like, I'm good.
No. I said no.
The lepsos. The lepsos is bullshit.
I don't fuck it. I got, dude.
That's it. And I'm real fucked up over Reggie right now.
Why? One ball's not dropping. Poor boy.
You got to massage it. I'm not being like a silly guy.
I'm saying you got to get up there and work that thing down. I don't know.
It's tough. I'm going to wait.
What happened to his ball? I don't want to neuter him. I don't know.
It's just one nut. It's like dick ball.
His whole setup. He's like fucking three hours old, dude.
His balls are going to drop. That's what I'm hoping.
You didn't take him to the vet yet? The vet wants to get him neutered immediately because guess what? If he doesn't get it, he's going to get cancer. Have you tried like, oh, you don't get that vaccine? Dog might get cancer.
Have you tried like, no, for the vet's up to something? Oh, yeah, big vet. Liberal agenda.
They're trying to fucking dog. Have you tried just like cupping his butthole and going...
No, but I have one. It's going to work.
You got to hold his mouth. I have one like this.
I'll scratch his stomach, and if I see his ball, I'll just go like this. And try to push it.
You were trying to get it down there? I tried to get it down there. What's going on? Do you think it's torsion? Do you think it might be torsion? I don't know.
No, he'd be going wild if it was. True.
Sometimes it happens. I hope so.
Because you want to breed this boy. I'll sell sperm.
Are Reggie and Stevie siblings? Yeah. How are you going to get it out of them? Huh? How are you going to sell it? Jerk them.
There's a price. Reg with the jerk.
Every man has a price. 500 bucks and jerks a dog off.
True. Especially that.
It's a small penis. It's not that gay.
Let her just practice. You could probably hold him down the rug and just let him get the pressure.
True. I haven't seen his boner yet.
Hit him with a flashlight. Wait, you haven't seen his boner yet? Hasn't popped out.
What? Yeah. He's humble.
He's humble. Reggie Miller's a humble boy.
He is humble. He's like what I'm listening to have one nut I don't need to did you watch Bannon? Bannon? no I only saw him get asked about Tony I only have seen Tony's stuff yeah obviously can you believe he said that about fucking Puerto Rico what did Bannon even say about he was just like Bannon? yeah what did Bannon say about that oh Bannon fucking dude it's great inner like it's awesome he fucking kind of stoked he's out ruined them he's like dude you guys actually fucking are insane he's like none of these people support you he's like i was just in jail they all hate you yeah what do you go to jail for what do you go to jail for i don't even know maybe like jan six shit or something like that i have no fucking clue i think it was funding shit the war room some with the war room i thought he was like war room i thought he was fraud about my bad it's a daily show whatever it's clipped up and a podcast he looks like benjamin franklin kind of he wears two button-down t-shirts it's like he's in a good way he does have nice drip two button-down t-shirts he looks looks like a guy.
He looks like a guy in your neighborhood.

He does.

He does.

I gotta love him.

I honestly love Ben.

They tried to slander him saying he's like a drunk and beats his wife, but I don't think

that's true.

That's why he's just a guy in the neighborhood.

Yeah.

He's just a guy you see walking around.

He's like the penguin.

We get what we deserve.

Thank God your dolphins reached him and sprung him, bro.

Dude, the penguin's good.

I might have just tried to watch too many episodes at once.

Yeah, that's it.

You got it.

You can't pig.

What?

I was pigging.

The Penguin.

I was on the-

Why are you talking about Arkham?

Is that the Batman spinoff show?

Yeah.

Why?

Are you just talking about Arkham because you're a DC head?

I'm just-

He's just a DC head.

I mentioned Arkham.

It's the only mental hospital we all know.

You didn't watch the Penguin?

I-

Was it like-

Is that show like more than five years old?

No, it just came out.

Okay, no, I didn't watch A Pangolin? Was it like, is that show like more than five years old? No, it just came out. Okay, no, I didn't see that at all.
You should get every award ever. I didn't see that show.
There was an old. Colin Farrell does rule.
I've always loved Colin Farrell. He's great.
True D season two. Did you see the interview in People Magazine about his son? Alexander.
His son has like, I forget what, some sort of disorder. Yeah, yeah.
He did like an interview. It was very sweet.
I just saw. I almost cried.
He ran a lady in the Dublin Marathon in a wheelchair. Did he? And I was thinking to myself, that's got to get awfully boring for the person in the wheelchair.
Or awesome. It's a long.
You ever hop in a shopping cart and your friend pushes you? that long then in it then cky

i know but you should start jumping in front of fucking cars but you know i mean that the bushes like being the guy in the wheel like there's people cheering you the whole time i know but it's like if i'm in a wheelchair i'm thinking to myself yeah you're thinking to myself is starting to feel like it's about him.

In a little less about me. Yeah.
Call it. I'm actually running a marathon.
I get it when it's like... You're running a marathon? No, I'm saying like, you're getting pushed by a college.
You're like, I'm the one competing in a fucking marathon. I feel like you could run a marathon.
I know your cardio is not... I know distance isn't your thing, but I think you could set your mind to it.
I did four miles. Shit yourself.
Just run one mile and shit yourself. I ran four miles recently.
You and me might be able to tag team, rotate on a wheelchair. I'll do every.
That would be nice. I'll walk.
I can do four miles in 50 minutes. That was my world record.
Dude, it's so bad for you. It's awesome.
My knees went numb. I don't know what happened.
Runner's high. That's what they all said.
My knee was numb and tingling. I couldn't fucking breathe.
In order to take pressure off my knees, I did pool running in my apartment complex pool. Basically.
I was at the combine. Dude, I did it and there was one guy just sitting at the pool working.
I was like, I'm just going to bang out some pool laps. It's not a big deal.
Good for you, dude. If I saw one person, I'd be like, I'm not even going to swim.
I tried to slow roll it, so I kind of kept my bottom. Oh, shit.
He's back on top. Pass Ajax.
All the stars are out. Travolta.
Fuck. Show Pete.
Rob Lowe. Tim McGraw.
Tim McGcgraw oh my dude but the guy the guy was the guy he was he was just sitting there working on a laptop but i was like i was trying to be respectful my bad that's good trying to be respectful so i like try to do it kind of low-key and didn't move my upper body it was just just move like an evil washing you must have been terrifying you look like some of the super mario brothers and then i realized after a while, this isn't right. And I just started pumping the arms and ripping the water like, bro, this is your own.
Remember that? If you're uncomfortable, this is on you, bro. Remember that dude who jumped out of the pool? Yeah.
I did that for a whole summer. I tried to jump out of the pool.
Did you really? That NFL player jumped out of the pool and jumped into the back of a fucking pickup truck. Dude, was that real yeah yeah fucking sick it's impossible uh la mare thought he could jump out out of my pool la mare is insane yeah obviously he couldn't dude yeah yeah whatever i was doing i was doing two laps and then i would swim back and forth and walk one lap and it was devastating i was dead you're going into buds bro i mean dude you would have been i passed the police test no problem when brady was police officer i deal police test yeah you couldn't pass it right now i mean dude fucking if you if anyone if you train for a month you can pass i got some shit yeah you train for a cop the other day fucking asshole what's his deal american street it's fucking one lady i know american street yeah Did he know you just served? No, no, no.
He has no idea. He doesn't know how many dolphins he's in.
It changed his life. American Street, it's like lane, big-ass median, water catch, and another lane.
So I was coming up, intersection here. I'm coming up in the rig, and there's a crash.
There are cops here, and there's fucking tow truck and the fucked up thing. They're all in on it together.
Sidewalk. What'd you do? Go around.
You went to the other lane. No, no, no.
Not even in the other lane. I literally went around in the intersection and went around him and he goes like this.
I was like, I rolled my window. I was like, what the fact that you were next to them the fact that i went into the fucking intersection and around he's like that's where you're gonna go i was like where else do you had room to go around the ball obviously i went right the fuck around i was like where else do you want me to go he's like the sidewalk i was like that's just as illegal you want me to jump on the fucking that's that's what i said he He got all fucking shitty with me.
I was like, dude, fuck you, asshole. That pissed me the fuck.
I stopped back. How old was the cop? It's because I was black.
What? How old was the cop? I was like probably my age. Yeah.
And he's just sitting there. Wait, you don't back the blue anymore? No, I don't back the blue after what they did to me and fucking Yuma, cocksuckers.
What are they doing Yuma? I had a Dodge Durango fucking coming from Arizona to San Diego. The whole time I was with Spade.
The whole time, every time we saw a cop, I was like, I got your six. I got your six.
I'm in the Durango. I'm with you guys.
Then the dude brake checks me. What the fuck? Still going.
What? He goes down and around this canyon and waits and gets me going fucking 80 and 55. But even though you, but even though you had a six, dude, relax.

Even though you had a six against a cartel, a cartel, I had his six and he did that to me.

$450 fucking humor.

Damn.

I had to pay.

And he break checked you.

He break checked me and then like sped off.

He was trying to tell you to slow down, but dude, don't break check me.

That's literally not good.

That is bad to do on the road.

It's like the cop looking at me like which way you would have went.

Both ways are illegal, dude. Which way do you want me to go, Philly cop? Yeah.
You guys don't even show up. What do you call 911? Yeah.
I will say I didn't see one cop when I lived in Center City. Yeah, that's, yeah.
There wasn't one cop. I mean, I'm sure they're busy.
That's the work of let them go, Larry. They're busy in my neighborhood.
Now, that's like Rittenhouse is where they go. Zero cops.

That's like the old cops go there.

You got to earn Rittenhouse, bro.

That's where the bums are.

They made me.

You got to earn Rittenhouse.

I'm going back to Rittenhouse Square.

Where the bums stay.

And I wear glasses and the women wear their skirts.

I wear sunglasses.

And the women look at me and say I'm weird.

Because I'm weird.

It's my favorite video.

Are you still hitting the club? Steve Spiros. What, Helium? No, no.
Fittler? Adolph Fittler? No, I left Adolph Fittler. I heard about that place, never went.
I'm a city fitness guy myself. Fittler, it was a good gym, but it was very, it was insane.
Crazy name. Vertical Country Club.
I've heard about that. Calling it Fittler, wild choice.
And they were selling merch that was like hats with block letters all caps f is the closest it's so close to an h dude yeah that's great it literally looked like and one of the mannequins was wearing a shirt that said fitler wearing a bag across its chest it literally looked like it was wearing a block letter of Hitler. Every time I walked in, I was laughing.

Yeah. I was going, you guys,

somebody needs to change this. Yeah, they're tricking.

I mean, at least they got the good gear. City Fitness

has fucking brutal gear. What do they got?

Just like

LGBT shit. Really?

Rainbow stuff. What about for guys like me?

Straight guys. That's what

fitness is kind of all about. You don't want to support them?

Nah. Yeah, you don't have to be gay to wear gay stuff.
You don't have to be gay to support the guys. That's what fitness is kind of all about.
You don't want to support them? Nah. Yeah, you don't have to be gay to wear gay stuff.
You don't have to be gay to support the guys. The boys will crush you if you wear rainbow shit.
No. I couldn't even wear a cap growing up, dude.
Gay and proud. Bro, if you were...
You never wear a cap growing up, but girls will kiss you. I was an old Navy, man.
If you wear a shirt of two guys... I couldn't afford that rich gap shit.
If you wear a shirt of two guys kissing and you're a 21-year-old guy, girls will kiss you. I was in Old Navy, man.
If you wear a shirt of like two guys. I couldn't afford that rich gap shit.

If you wear a shirt of like two guys kissing and you're like a 21-year-old guy, girls will definitely kiss you.

Yeah, I fucking witnessed a kid one time at a bar wearing a Nelson Mandela shirt explaining to a girl who Nelson Mandela is.

And I was like, I fucking hate you.

He was a political prisoner in South Africa.

Like fucking Tiesto's playing in the background.

At the Barstool Bar in Philly. Yeah.
You could rock. If you wore like a rainbow thing.
I could, but just like I'm the only thing I'm at like City Fitness is a great fucking gym. The only thing I'm pissed off about is their COVID mandates.
They had to get vaccinated to work out there. Anytime Fitness kept it open even when it was illegal I'm sorry I shouldn't say that That was anytime though Dude you could go during the pandemic And they would just let you in the back Same with my gym You just go in the back and just work out They were like we don't give a fuck The one near me in Fairmount The one like in I guess Will had to get your grind on.
The one in, I guess, Willow Grove. Damn.
Jizz Jasm just caught some fucking chin music. Jizz is pissed.
You got hit? This guy's a fucking freak show. This guy's a bully, dude.
He's playing red ass. Their one pitcher's playing red ass.
He is. Oh, he's coming out.
He's going to give them business. Iron Sports is the same thing.
LA's up by one. I know.
This is the world. What could be greater, dude? Presidential election.
World series. Presidential election.
Podcast. They're all as important.
Podcast. This is a trifecta of the entire world.
Canaries in the coal mine. We're the, yeah.
We're the last true philosophers. Give me a chance.
There's no other philosophers. Are we the X-Men at all or are we more the Avengers? We are, we're the X-Men.
We're the X-Men. We're Kamala's X-Men.
We got to get a shot of you before this. Of like you sitting down.
Me sitting down. You should make a fuck out.
Talking about my girlfriend being my samurai before shows. It's nice.
Preparing my armor. My Patagonia shirt.
Doing the fat stretch on the shirt. I got a mind melder for you.
What?

So you guys are familiar with the pressure

coming down from ceiling fans, right?

Sure.

I got tripped up on this the other day.

I still can't figure it out.

When a ceiling fan is like putting air on you,

is it moving in a circular vortex

or is it like a sheet of air just falling on you?

What do you mean?

So when you're feeling the wind from a ceiling fan,

is it like...

See how they're angled?

But just straight from the ceiling. I'm just saying all the ceiling fans are angled.
When it like they're angled but like just straight from

the ceiling all the ceiling fans are when it goes around so what's it giving depends on which way it's going it pushes air down sure during heat you can actually pull air up I know that but I'm saying like is it actually it's moving in a circle so is it pulling pushing a flat sheet of air on you or is it like moving like a little he's moving it's moving like a circular thing around Dyson's If you're talking Dyson, that's a flat sheet.

Flat sheet on a Dyson?

What is it a ceiling fan? No, no. I'm just saying, ceiling fans, it's blades.
So you're in the middle of a vortex. You're in the eye of the hurricane.
Huh? You're saying you're in the eye. That's what I think.
I thought it was a flat sheet. I think maybe it's really close to the blade.
You can get close to possibly an eye. Flat sheet.
Really? Maybe the room the other day i was putting my kid no way if a ceiling fan's on you're not feeling it i i know you are feeling it but is that is that air kind of hitting you like this or is it going and just kissing you as it's circling you that i was in a room with the ceiling fan on straight down sheet you sheet. I think the kiss comes up there at the very top.

So I think by the time it reaches you,

it's kind of just a flat sheet.

I thought that my whole life,

but I was in the room the other day

and I was like,

I think I'm in the eye of the vortex.

You thought you were in the eye of the street.

I think it might be a vortex.

I was sitting there just trying to put my kid to sleep

and I was like...

It's a good Google because I'd like to know.

I think I was in the eye of the vortex.

I think it's all Google.

Not a flat sheet.

What do you mean?

Just moving air. This might be like Galileo's apple, by the way.
It's definitely not a fucking vortex. What do you mean? It's definitely not.
There's not a part in the room that's not. Dude, what are you feeling right now? Put your hand underneath the fan right at the fucking light.
That's exactly what I said. At the top, yeah, maybe.
But by the time it's hitting you while you're laying in your bed from the ceiling. This is such a gay argument.
I mean, of course. It's not a flat sheet.

Yeah, but you know what I mean.

Now, by the time it gets to you, it's a blended, it's air.

You're talking about the tornado.

The tornado just disperses and then falls upon you.

Yeah, there's no eye by the time it gets to you.

Fuck you guys.

Shut up, you fucking idiot.

What are you going to search?

This is Galway and a flat sheet.

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It's Galway and a flat sheet.

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It's Galway and a flash. It's Galway and a flash.
It's Galway and a flash. It's Galway and a flash.
It's Galway and a flash. Dude, I'm telling you.
I think it's a vortex. I was sitting there.
Don't. Don't.
Don't. Don't.
Don't. Don't.
Don't. Don't.
That's that fucking. Anytime city fitness shit.
Shit. Don't touch my privates.
Don't touch my privates. Dolphin attacks.
I was sitting there. Dolphin attacks.
Dolphin. This big old house.
Can't get a fan in there that was exactly right what is it it's waving a particle basically it was exactly what I thought it was what'd you say done by the time it hits you on the bed by the time it hits you on the bed yes I know I said at the top of the fan you might be able to find a gap like that by the time it reaches you on the bed. By the time it hits you on the bed.
Yes, I know. I said at the top of the fan, you might be able to find a gap like that.
By the time it reaches you, we're talking a flat. So it collapses.
It fucking drills you with a flat. So it's a particle wave duality.
It's both. Of course.
I don't know. We have to see that dipshit.
That looks pretty fucking flat to me. Show the diagram.

Google.

I'll tell you what to Google.

I'll tell you what to Google.

Show the geothermal.

Don't Google does Sudafed cause erectile dysfunction.

Google airflow from ceiling fan.

Every once in a while, Sudafed gets a hold of you and you go,

what the fuck's wrong with me?

I don't feel like I'm fucking depressed. What the fuck? Normally, it's alcohol.
What the fuck? You've got to take Maca. It's all that Sudafed I've been taking.
That's got to be it. It is.
Crushed vittalin. Now, dude, I'm telling you, Maca gets you crazy.
No, I was remedied today. I said, maybe I should chill on the suit of the fed and see if my...

Good to go.

See if I can get a footlong dipper.

Dude, not the worst to get in your head about that.

Sorry, it's a commercial on TV.

See if I can get a footlong dipper going from Subway.

Oh, shit.

Ooh, Kamala Harris.

Pitching the same economic plan as Joe Biden.

Hey, I'm a fucking loser with a beard.

I don't like this shit.

Global war, that is a good one. Axios, George Soros.
Are you kind of fucking loser with a beard. I don't like this shit.
Global War.

That is a good one.

Axios, George Soros.

Are you kind of fat and have a beard?

Are you excited to be in a political commercial?

To be fair, I couldn't.

Bob Casey Jr. is a fucking pedophile.

Fat and a beard could be a Kamala supporter.

For sure.

I was watching one of the other.

Depends how the fat's dispersed.

Yes.

Well, you could be a fat trans male. You could be a fat FTM.
You saw that dude on Surrounded. Yeah, bro, I did.
Holy shit. Did you see this? We all saw that.
Dude, flipping the chair. I got tagged in a couple of those, obviously.
It was Shane. I was like, all right, I'm going to stop looking at Twitter.
Those are nice hips on that boy. Flipping the chair and being like, what's up, bro? What about white supremacy? That's honestly that's season four True Detective.
How am I doing in my fucking fantasy league? My running backs hurt. Dude, chill.
Do you think men can get raped? What about SA? Sexual assault. I've experienced SA.
From who? San Antonio Spurs? Talking about San Antonio? I'm a man i have a vagina he was he literally hit the penguin guys like us you have a lot in common it was so good i was actually that actually was not that fucked fucking shapiro up dude excuse me that person talked uninterrupted for the whole time and everyone was going the gayest thing in that was when the guy was like you have the same ideas as Nick Fuentes and Ben Spears goes my dude my dude yeah he's like my dude no we don't my dude this shit pisses me off so bad you're fucking 45 you're a lawyer whatever the fuck you are and you just constantly jerk off to yourself arguing with insane people in college. Did you see how they made

them run to the chair?

Oh, they had to run?

They had to run. So you'd sit in the room and as soon

as the one timer would go off, you'd have

just 14 fat

lesbians. Do you know how to get kicked off?

It was so funny. Everyone raises a

flag. This one black dude runs in the chair,

hits the fucking chair, gets on and goes,

I want to talk about abortion. She's like,

okay. That was the worst

argument, bro. A woman

I'm not going to be a good one. this one black dude runs the chair, hits the fucking chair, gets on, he goes, I want to talk about abortion.
She's like, okay. That was the worst argument, bro.
A woman has a child and can't breastfeed her. And the guy he's like, I don't know where he's going.
Well, then I would suggest she buys formula. No, it doesn't.
What is the next question? They didn't say that. His whole argument was just like, should we just kill them then? Because you can't feed them.
And flags immediately just went out. Anytime they start losing, flags go off.
Dude, his argument, and everyone came up with the same thing, being like, all right, let's talk. We were like, I'm about to crush you, dude.
How do you think Shapiro would do with the Monroe Institute? I mean, bang. Do you think he would get torched? You couldn't handle that kind of invitation.
If it was the 22 of you, if the 22 mutants... Oh, 22 versus the...
Yeah.

Surrounded.

Yeah.

Would any of you even run to the chair?

I would.

Would you guys float?

I'd say, Operation Protective Edge, what do you think about that?

He would say, my dude, my dude, my dude, my dude.

I think you guys are doing some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon.

What do you think about that?

He'd say, my dude, come on.

And then turn the seat around and go, I'm a man with a vagina.

I'm a man with a vagina.

And I saw you guys blow up that apartment complex in Lebanon that was weird why are you so obsessed with my pussy Ben yeah you also hit him with a nice that actually was like that was the one point I saw on that that I was actually like that's actually pretty funny and he's like how am I obsessed with your genitalia it's like it of all you talk about. I got you been a little.
Yeah, that kind of crushed him. The spinning chair.
She started foaming at the back. Once you're spun, don't fucking spin it back.
You're like, all right, let's get down to brass tacks. She started foaming at the mouth.
Like, while she was talking, got so worked up. That's the woman.
That's the estrogen. Once you start not making sense and yell it and say alright you're a chick that was a tough that was a tough look to be like oh my god just like you and if you don't stop just not make sense for two minutes and dominate the conversation that was exactly her doctor should have been like, we must have raised those levels.

Those levels.

They must have been watching it like... They should have hit her with a T blow dart.

It's like...

Actually, I just got a good idea.

Who you got for this weekend?

My fucking starting running back's out.

You tell me how I'm doing.

Get out of the car, piece of shit.

Why are you even arguing about it?

Let's get some beers.

Let's just get some beers,

dude.

All right,

we should wrap it up.

Yeah,

we should.

Boys,

so good to have you back.

We did it.

It was amazing,

bro.

The guys are back.

Are you guys excited

about the election?

I can't fucking wait.

I can't wait.

I'm so excited

for the future of the country.

Make the best person win.

Make the best person win.

Whoever wins,

I'm going to support.

That's my president.

And whoever wins,

certify that election.

Don't be insurrectionists. You know what I mean? Do not be insurrectionist.
Don't be insurrectionist. Don't be insurrectionist.
Even if that capital is looking tantalizing, dude. I'm going to run up in there.
Don't run up in there. Don't run in there.
Don't just chill. If you feel like running in there.
Four years. Maybe we'll have fat ass Elon Musk run for bro.
Lay down in a closet next to the janitor.

Find yourself.

Find yourself through dreams.

You don't need to run in there.

All right, we did it.

I mean, I'm all in on this podcast right now.

I'm all in.

I'm so fucking bullish on this pod.

Blocked.

All right.