Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)

Speaker 1 Wow, wow, Wes.

Speaker 1 Hello. We're fired up.
We're back, dude. What's up? A lot of you fucking doubted, dude.
Yeah, dude. You never thought you'd see us.
Haters are just running back for their little fucking rap.

Speaker 1 Imagine the haters right now. Think of all the Dems and Libs that thought we would never be together.
That was Lib Behavior.

Speaker 1 Spreading disinfo online.

Speaker 1 Nice dad. John Carlos Stanton.

Speaker 1 John Carlos Stanton's a bat, dude. Look at the donk on this man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, wait to see him run. Oh, he doesn't have to if he hits a

Speaker 1 dude he run

Speaker 1 warning track power with the dunk

Speaker 1 the donk tag him up he's safe jiz chasm safe sorry we're just if you hate this dude by the way we're watching america's pastime if you guys sorry about that we're watching the yeah you're definitely a dam that was you just failed the dem test the alternate dem test those guys watching boogie baseball for you um

Speaker 1 no that was full liberal behavior but that's fine we forgive all it is what it is man of course we're not we're not joe biden dude we don't think half of the people are garbage.

Speaker 1 All right, that brings us to our first. That was that was so divisive when he said that.
How would he say something like that? Dude, that's like, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 For real, though, think how funny that is. Bro, they had it.
They had it. To be hinted.
I mean, how big of they're losers. Who? Yeah.
The fucking Democrats. I also.

Speaker 1 If you aren't Joe Biden, it's probably the best thing you could say. Like, they're constantly trying to arrest him and his family.

Speaker 1 Garbage is probably the best thing. Yeah, but they had the moral high ground.
They finally got it back. You got the layup.
You got Tony Hinch at the garden. Hinch man.
Hungry, man.

Speaker 1 And then. The hinge pin, dude.
The hinge pin got loose. And then

Speaker 1 Joe Biden gets on to responds on a Zoom call.

Speaker 1 The camera's like up here. He's like, yeah, well, they're fucking garbage, dude.

Speaker 1 Before that, he was literally out to get ice cream. He crushed ice cream in Baltimore, you know? He crushed ice cream, went on Zoom.
It's like, you know what? Fuck, drop some borders.

Speaker 1 I mean, to be fair, to like jump into his world for a second, imagine just like, yeah, you get the presidency taken away from you, just munch a triple scoop, and you just fully send it in.

Speaker 1 Trump fucking sucks. His reporters are dumb fucking idiots.
I get it. Puerto Rico is actually my favorite.
I mean, Trump hit him with that lunchroom fucking mind fuck when they did the debate.

Speaker 1 He's like, or we did the debate with Kamal. He's like, he doesn't like you.
And then he just kept on talking about something else. That's a great.
He actually doesn't like you behind your back.

Speaker 1 Hit her chick with that, dude. She's hurt.

Speaker 1 She's probably been in a downward spy since.

Speaker 1 He hit her with Biden, doesn't like you. No one likes you.
Everyone talks about you behind your back. Oh, yeah.
I didn't know he hit her with you. You're mean.

Speaker 1 And they're saying she won that debate, even though he said nobody likes you. Lib said she won the debate.
Bro, the libs. The commenters.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Liberal comment.
Yeah, the 150 IQ Redditters. Like, actually, if you break it down,

Speaker 1 the Libs.

Speaker 1 Trump had a milquetoast take, actually.

Speaker 1 We all agree. I didn't know Trump said that to her.
I can't. Nobody likes you.

Speaker 1 She fucking hates you. I can't get Hinchcliffe off the brain, dude.
Bro. It's all I think about.

Speaker 1 It makes me laugh. It's the funniest thing ever.
It's the funniest thing that's ever. If Trump loses.
If Trump loses. It's the ultimate.
And it is Tony's fault.

Speaker 1 And because of that, World War III does take place.

Speaker 1 Tony Hinchcliffe is Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Speaker 1 He is.

Speaker 1 People are going to look back and go, why did this happen? Dude, I'm going to be holding my whole family and I'm going to see the blast radius before we go out in a hot flash.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go, an island of garbage?

Speaker 1 You're going to see the blast radius and you're going to go, unbelievable. I'm just going to dust, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the arguments online are not that. I'm going to be holding my kids and be like, actually, it was kind of bullshit.
He actually kind of crushed it on.

Speaker 1 It actually was funny. I was doing that real dude.

Speaker 1 It was 11 a.m., dude. That was pretty dumb.
He's probably nervous and just went back to material. Who cares?

Speaker 1 The arguments online the past three weeks have been insane. It's like people are like, dude, did you know Trump actually was in a McDonald's that was closed, that wasn't even open?

Speaker 1 And that's the only thing they've been arguing about. Gotcha.
Ed Hinchcliffe. That's just roasting.
You guys don't know. He's actually a roast comedian.

Speaker 1 Bro, I saw a Kamal Harris commercial with Tony Hinchcliffe in the beginning of it in like black and white. They hit him with the black and white.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Bro, it's so good.

Speaker 1 It's the funniest person possible. You see a Tim Walls commercial?

Speaker 1 Spade sent to me. It's so gay, dude.
What did he do? He was just like, Look, all right, guys,

Speaker 1 the game's tied. I'm going to be honest here, but we're going to make every block and go down the field and we're going to try to win this game.
Just try to use the football on the house.

Speaker 1 He's like, Pure Americana. Tim Wallace is pure Americana.
He's only been in China since

Speaker 1 he showed his true colors, dude. He was like, AOC runs a mean pick six.
Yeah, I just. It's like, bro.
He's a defensive coordinator. You're going to say some shit like that.

Speaker 1 Stop trying to talk football, bro. He said AOC runs a mean pick six.
He said, yeah, they played Madden together as like a.

Speaker 1 Oh, I saw the video. I saw the

Speaker 1 doubt he was just waiting for. I saw the Doctor Doom for a little bit.

Speaker 1 He's a Twitch streamer. Yeah, between saving the middle class, I'm also streaming Twitch.
I fucking love video games. I was just waiting for an ass.
A 65-year-old white guy.

Speaker 1 Obviously, I'm jamming video games in my basement with a headset on. He probably actually is.
Do you think? I mean. I mean, there's a lot of stuff.
There's probably a bike fucked up.

Speaker 1 So I got a little Neverland Range guy.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. We're not here.

Speaker 1 He was just scoring touchdowns. He was scoring touchdowns.
Black Insurrectionists already.

Speaker 1 I was calling touchdowns, bro what's that black insurrectionist already took him apart black insurrection that was the funniest handled our business touchdown to me it's funny

Speaker 1 dude i got so much hate because i was in the comments on that just like dude i don't think this is real and everyone's like you're gonna look so fucking stupid it's like the kids talking about kids

Speaker 1 on an email he's like actually i'm gonna end it here and i'll hit you up later on and tell you kind of if you look at the election as like a game it is kind of the sickest game it's like you have him in there like dude they said you like sucked a chinese guy's dick and he's like Can we just say Trump's a Nazi?

Speaker 1 You're like, Yeah, we'll fire that. Yeah, we'll fire the Nazi.
They're spreading rumors about each other. That is also crazy.
Trump's actually a Nazi.

Speaker 1 He's like, You sucked a little kid's dick in China. He's like, All right, dude, this is uncalled for.
This is

Speaker 1 what are we doing here? Hold on a second. You just crossed the fucking line.
That's such divisive rhetoric. Let's just stop it, dude.
But also, Trump's Hitler. So, that Hitler was crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, Hitler was at Madison Square Garden, so was Trump. Can't you see the red and walls? It's like, dude, was Hitler at MSG? Yeah, dude.
No, he wasn't. Hitler was.
There was a Nazi retaliation.

Speaker 1 But the locals, yeah, the locals. The low Nazis.
The guys that were just,

Speaker 1 dude, Gartley, those guys. You want to talk about fucking QAnon feeling dumb? Think about being a dude in 1939 going to fucking Hitler Rest.
American American Lazarus. Military intelligence.

Speaker 1 I swear to God. I think there was like a banner of George Washington as like a national.

Speaker 1 I think the background was George Washington with maybe some Swaz getting tossed up. Dude, he loved Henry Ford.
Really? Who cares? Henry Ford, I think, reciprocated a little bit. Everything.

Speaker 1 I think he reciprocated. Yeah, I think he did.
Time did. Everybody was tossing up.

Speaker 1 He's got a fucking rock. Man of the year.
To be fair, to be fair. And again,

Speaker 1 it's 2020, my friend. To be fair, they didn't have the SWAT.
It wasn't yet tainted, right? Obviously, he was wildly anti-Semitic, but no, it wasn't. Think about that.
That was a virgin SWA.

Speaker 1 30s Germany. You see the SWA, you're going.
You don't know. Best logo of all time.
Think if a country just came out of nowhere with a new logo.

Speaker 1 You would say at least hear him out. You would go, let's at least hear him out.
And you go, wait, what? Wait, what do you say? Hold on. What are you up here?

Speaker 1 Think about going to the garden for this Nazi rally in the 30s. Be like, yo, I got tickets.
You want to go? Be like, yeah, I'll check it out. You bring your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 I don't know. These guys are just making a lot of things up on stage.

Speaker 1 He might be Hinchcliffe. Might be ageless, dude.
He might be a man. He might be.
He might be a traveler.

Speaker 1 He's a bam character.

Speaker 1 He's just resurrecting the wreck.

Speaker 1 He's been waiting 300 years to resurrect the right. It might might be five years.
It goes back to like ancient Ariana. It goes back to like ancient Ariana when they went through like India.

Speaker 1 There's a Hinchcliffe leading them.

Speaker 1 We should ride horses.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that could be the real battle behind the scenes. It could just be people resurrecting the Reich from like 800 years ago.
It was a Hinchcliffe, Carlson,

Speaker 1 Jordan Peterson. I will say the right does have...

Speaker 1 When we were watching that fucking Trump superheroes X-Men video the right is is gay yeah that is a uh it's so embarrassing that was that was really rugged man

Speaker 1 that we only watched like 10 seconds of it too yeah but it was a him just being like dude fucking elon musk is so fucking sick also this is a man

Speaker 1 also dude he's clearly incredible cognizant of villain

Speaker 1 and hopefully a good man he's trying his hardest to be a good man at least it appears that way which is all you do and then they have like the fucking like debate bukake where it's just like fucking one guy versus 25 people like oh yeah surrounded dude dude my mom texted us on sunday morning it was a surrounded about abortion she's like you guys should watch this like yo how about that abortion commercial we got hit with during the fucking world series yes yes it was pretty rugged they hit like fox hit a full fucking disclaimer before it and then it was just some guy dressed like a mad scientist showing fucking actual photos of aborted figures.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was pretty rough. Oh man, Dave McCormick commercials on.
I hate this son of a bitch, dude.

Speaker 1 Connecticut. I already flew back to Connecticut.
Old Connecticut McCormick, dude. Fucking mansion.
Hitchphone CEO.

Speaker 1 Fucking Connecticut, dude. He doesn't care about you like the other politicians.
Isn't everyone running kind of rich? Obviously.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't think there's anyone who's like, this guy is poor as shit. If they aren't, this guy's poor.
He fucking. It has to have been done before, but I keep laughing at it.

Speaker 1 All I want is a sketch of a dude, like a local politician, like sitting down with his family to watch baseball. And it's like, Bob Casey Jr.
is a fucking rapist.

Speaker 1 He let a terrorist come in and rape my five-year-old daughter. This is a guy sitting there, like, oh, shit.
He does Coke. No one knows him, but he does some Coke.

Speaker 1 It's just a worker giving a testimony. Like, yeah, Bob Casey showed up the other day.
He raped my daughter and fucking let an illegal immigrant in here.

Speaker 1 Wait, he raped and then let an illegal immigrant in there.

Speaker 1 I'm a cop, and Bob Casey fucked my ass. Fuck that guy.
Fire Bob Casey.

Speaker 1 Paid for my cat. Bob Casey held me down and ate my ass like a pussy the whole time.

Speaker 1 He totally ignored my penis and just went to town on my ass all he did was service my ass what the fuck from the front too it's kind of nuts yeah they also don't even tell you who's like by i don't know who what party these guys are in

Speaker 1 they just show you they're like this fucking faggot lives in connecticut get this guy the fuck out of here

Speaker 1 can you believe he lives in connecticut

Speaker 1 which is funny because it's gonna work because these dudes somebody's gonna i'm if i went to vote i'd go in there i'd be like all right it's trump versus kamala then i'd go oh yeah there's that cocksucker bob Bob Casey.

Speaker 1 You don't know any of these people. This guy's from Connecticut.
You just have information bouncing around your head. And you see a bunch of names and you're like, this is the best.

Speaker 1 This is the best one. Transgender operations on illegal aid.
They nails her ass for real.

Speaker 1 Dude, I told you. And then here comes

Speaker 1 Trump's for you. That's good.

Speaker 1 That for real might win. She's for them.
Trump's for you. That might win.
The one that same ad, I think, starts with they're letting in rapists, murderers, and even terrorists.

Speaker 1 It's like, dude, what Mexican terrorists? Mexican terrorists, dude.

Speaker 1 2013 killed Seth Rich.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or they just cut to like a part from like one of those shows, like the cartel putting ahead on it. Take to the devil.
Cruz County.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. I mean, I mean, after two weeks, I think we might be out of the woods on this.
Hopefully. Nah.
Hopefully. It's going to be.
Ah, four years. Four years.

Speaker 1 Remember we got elected last time and like all the chicks went out in Philly and we're like freaking the fuck out and getting married. Yeah, I was in Philly for that.

Speaker 1 They all get the worst haircuts to like protest.

Speaker 1 Imagine fucked up shit happening in politics. Like, fuck it.
I'm giving myself receding hairline.

Speaker 1 They all just get unattractive haircuts.

Speaker 1 I don't think the babes are going to get as. If he wins again, I think people might just get apathetic.
Dude, yeah.

Speaker 1 They're going to riot. I sent Chane the one.
I showed Chane the one thing, the dudes on Reddit, like on our depression. Like, I'm breaking out in hives at the thought that Trump might win.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm really getting sick. I mean, what an ambassador is.
Either way, it's not going to go.

Speaker 1 If Trump wins, it's going to be bad. If Trump loses, it's going to be really bad.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Crystal will be happy. Stand down, stand down, stand by.
Billy?

Speaker 1 You would like a fucking Democrat-led World War II. Apparently, they say that's the only way wealth gets really distributed across all of history.
It's like cataclysms.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, periods of peace create inequality. During period is a peace, inequality grows.
This one guy wrote the book. I'm just telling you what I...
Say that to Dresden, bro. Yeah, his words.

Speaker 1 Yeah, his words, not mine. But he was saying it's been like cataclysms that really create inequality.
And then when it's peacetime, obviously, some people grind, some people fuck around.

Speaker 1 Obviously, dude. Some dudes get hired by NASA, other guys get hung.
I mean, the X-Men just assembled. The X-Men just assembled.
Who's X-Men have assembled? J.D. Humans.
Who else was the X-Men?

Speaker 1 He's not wearing eyeliners.

Speaker 1 What is the role of a VP? Were VPs always this fucking like

Speaker 1 limp? No,

Speaker 1 because I feel like Trump picked Trump might have started that. Pence was like the most limped.
Yeah, he's like the most limped up dude. No, there's just never Vance has a little edge.

Speaker 1 Vance has a bite. Vance has a little edge, dude.
Walls, he's got a lip bite. He can be like, guys, I'll shoot you in your fucking head.
I love guns. I'm basically conservative.

Speaker 1 Although, I want to fucking kill a baby.

Speaker 1 Don't get it twisted. I will absolutely shoot a baby with my shotgun, dude.
I love hunting.

Speaker 1 VPs were supposed to be like. Yeah, they were.

Speaker 1 Just Bland.

Speaker 1 John Adams. He tried to kill Teddy Roosevelt's career by making me VP.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He rose.

Speaker 1 Talk about your all-time backfire, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Chris, you might want to sit in there.

Speaker 1 Dude, you're fucking dropping bombs. So close to the election, bro.

Speaker 1 I'll join you, dude. You and me can.
I'll be lib. We can join forces against the fucking right wing.

Speaker 1 Matt McCusker broke into my house and illegally immigrants.

Speaker 1 My daughter's talk.

Speaker 1 Matt McCusker broke into my house and masturbated last night quietly in his bedroom.

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Speaker 1 Just so we could, dude, I fucking, I told you, I thought I would took a melatonin.

Speaker 1 Oh, he left his, he left the gear and he's out. I thought I took a melatonin last night.
I accidentally, as I put my

Speaker 1 mushroom micro doses in like one of my like brain things. I thought I took a melatonin.
I just took a micro dose last night. Hard time sleeping.

Speaker 1 And I, no, actually, well, I was pretty tired, but I was like, damn, it's not hitting me. But then I laid there for at least 45 minutes and I thought I thought up the coolest video game ever.
Please.

Speaker 1 Dude, it's just straight up cops versus robbers. Okay.
Open source. You can pick the life of a robber or a cop, but it's all there.
There are obviously, you know, and whatever NPCs.

Speaker 1 But you can, dude, don't fart to my video game idea.

Speaker 1 It got muffled by the seat cushion. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Dude, so you can either sign up as a cop or a robber. And you can just, it's like Grand Theft Auto.
You can just do crimes, like open world.

Speaker 1 And as a cop, you could kind of like follow people and try to solve murders. They'd be pretty sick.
That is sick. They'd be pretty fun.

Speaker 1 You can like quietly go into a guy's house and just fucking stab him. And then like a cop would have to try to like look at the cameras and put it together.

Speaker 1 I sat there and like played this game in my head for 45 minutes, passed out, and I was like, damn, that melatonin kicked my ass. And I woke up crazy ass melatonin.
I played a video game.

Speaker 1 I took a bunch of your microdose. Dude, dream walls will fuck you up.
They're like gas station sleep aids.

Speaker 1 you can get off go puff and like you start taking them and you're having like weird dream thoughts when you're awake it's not cool yeah dude kind of scary that you've got to

Speaker 1 kind of drink dreamers oh big time you went down to the institute bro yo how was the dude crazy yeah the fucking yeah you went to my i was surprised i fucking i talked you didn't you didn't have me see

Speaker 1 i talked to spade about it for literally i thought i wouldn't have that much for 50 minutes i think on the patreon it was i had a lot to say about costco family put you in a mental hospital no no no no, no.

Speaker 1 Big Justice, nothing but love for Big Justice.

Speaker 1 They took your shoelaces because of the Rizzler.

Speaker 1 You couldn't handle double chunk chocolate.

Speaker 1 Put you in control to listen to me. He watched Arkham so much that he had to go to, he checked into an institute.
I drove down. I went down Scott.
We're going to need those shoelaces, dude.

Speaker 1 I went down Scala. I mean, don't have any.
You joking. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Looking pussy pillows on my face. So after you got out of Arkan, what happened? Arkham.
Arkham. Arkham was silent, dude.

Speaker 1 The world ain't built for guys like us. You drove them to Virginia.
I I drove the Virginia. So the double chunk chocolate cookie.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Made you drive to Virginia to check into it.

Speaker 1 It was

Speaker 1 CIA ran operation pretty much. No chance CIA even comes near that.
They do. They spent tons of money on it.

Speaker 1 The group that you were with, CIA. Monroe and

Speaker 1 Robert Monroe remote viewing, yes. Talking about Starlink? Okay, the place you went.
Stargate, Stargate, Stargate, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. The place you went.

Speaker 1 You think the CIA is keeping tabs on that? I don't fucking know. I just know they did.

Speaker 1 I believe you on that. And then they stopped.
But like, I went there and it was stopped. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The CIA was not keeping tabs. They're not a big movie in their head.
They're literally doing what Matt did with the movie. They achieved hemispheres.
Did you come out of hemi sync? Hold on.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we got to cover exactly what happened. No, how have your dreams been? How have your dreams been since then? The fucking same.

Speaker 1 I can't remember, Matt. Bro, do you ever think, Bill, do you ever think that you're too powerful and they didn't want you to succumb to the Hemi Sync? It was, dude.

Speaker 1 it was fucking, everyone there was very fucking nice. Did you fap in the check unit? No.
What? No, I saved my seed.

Speaker 1 I was just, I chilled. Wait, did you ever, you had a roommate? I had a roommate.
I had a black roommate for one day and he quit. Why'd he quit? He worked there.

Speaker 1 They were just like, dude, we're giving you this gift to be in this opportunity. The kid made it one day, slept through a fucking meeting.
He's like, I'm done.

Speaker 1 Thought you have your own little like pod. I had a roommate.
What? I had a cellmate. You had a cell? I had a bunkmate.
He was. Yo, that's so uncomfortable.
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 Explain to the people what you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 The Monroe Institute's a place where you can learn. You got to go into level one.
But that's the thing. Like, I'm a place you can learn.
Hold on, hold on. Tell them what it is.

Speaker 1 It's for remote viewing, but that's the thing. It's astral travel, astral projection and remote.
And you can just sign up online in Virginia and you drive to Virginia.

Speaker 1 I almost did this by the place in Virginia. They have a place in Arizona.
And like, there's dudes who are like remote viewers and all this stuff. But the thing I did wasn't necessarily that.

Speaker 1 It was the level one. You have to do this.

Speaker 1 I literally, I already forget the name of the thing, but you have to do the level one program. And it's pretty much just meditation.
Yeah. So you have, like, I didn't know this.

Speaker 1 I just like, and when I showed up. Wait, did you enter witness consciousness or no? No,

Speaker 1 you have no fucking clue what

Speaker 1 you've never been to level 27. You've never been to level 23.
You never had a fucking roommate in a weird ass place in Virginia because you double chunked on it.

Speaker 1 Did you have your janitor sleep next to you?

Speaker 1 The fucking double boom.

Speaker 1 But I roll in there and it's like the real world. Rizzlers sent you to fucking Virginia.
It's literally like the real world. Dude, just an old burnout.

Speaker 1 Courtney, the custodian, be like, dude, you can sleep in the bed and learn about your dreams. He's like, all right, man.

Speaker 1 Dude, I rolled in there and white people tripping fully, dude. And immediately there was a man, and I was like, what the fuck? And I fucking continue on, sit down, and I'm chilling.

Speaker 1 Like like the guy out of jail and come out and fucking bosh him up

Speaker 1 yeah lovely audience i fucking i sit down they all start bullshitting like oh what's your name i'm like i'm billy and they're like so did you read journeys out of the body it's like fuck's that you didn't read his book and they're like what about like whatever they named three other books i was like i have no fucking clue what's about to happen yeah i haven't read a book in 25 years i read roughly i should have been there i should have been there you should have been there i read journeys i read i read part i was kind of like oh this is good.

Speaker 1 If you would have

Speaker 1 told you about where his wife was dying, he was all of a sudden. He was very good company.
If you would have part of John to Virginia,

Speaker 1 you would have left. Like, I did it.
A dude beat me. I would have.

Speaker 1 You would have been like, for real, I can read minds. I did one of their, they have like a free audio exercise you can do.

Speaker 1 And I, I, for real, I was in my old office apartment, I was, which also was an insane asylum. It wasn't, it was an old assane.
I was in Arkham. I was in Arkan,

Speaker 1 and I was like doing the free thing, and I had to stop. I was like, bro, I might have just hemi-synced for a second.
I was in my beanbag, just like, bro, I might have just fucking hemisny.

Speaker 1 What's hemisy? It's when both of your hemispheres of your brain converge in one. The corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain.
Okay, bro. What happens when they send? Hold on.

Speaker 1 I got to understand. I got to explain the neurobiological background of the whole thing.
But it's the corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain.

Speaker 1 So it's like, dude, if I were to sever that and you were to look at a thing like split screen, one eye will see one thing and you can see a thing.

Speaker 1 And then you like, I guess your left eye gives your right hand, your right eye gives your left hand. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you can look at two different things, and your one part of your body won't know that you saw the thing, if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 No, but what happens if you can look at two images with your eyes on like a split screen, and it'll be like, which one are you going to pick? And they'll like grab it with your right hand.

Speaker 1 You'll grab a snow shovel. They'll be like, why'd you grab that? But with your left eye, you actually saw something.
But what happens when they sink? Bro, you go to the other dimension.

Speaker 1 People make up things in their head.

Speaker 1 What happens when they sink? When they sink, then that his theory is that once they fully sink up, you can like leave your body and access

Speaker 1 level 10 is where you get into it.

Speaker 1 Level 10? Level 10 is where we started. Can't believe I got there that fast.
Yeah. I mean, everyone is pretty much in level 9, so it's not that hard.

Speaker 1 But fucking level 10, the first night, like we talked for a while, and then we're like, all right, we're going to give this. Who'd you talk to? How many people were in this? 22.
22 people. 22 people.

Speaker 1 There's people from Australia, fucking

Speaker 1 Hungary. Shit, somebody flew from Australia to fucking Virginia.
Germany, shout out to Frank. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They were feeling it, weren't they? Everyone was. I mean, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I didn't have anything, so I'm not going to sit there and shit on everyone else today because I just feel fucking mean. Why do you think you were held to this plane, though?

Speaker 1 Why don't you think you mean it? I'm fucking retarded. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 Do you think the people that flew from Australia and Germany to Virginia?

Speaker 1 Dude, cried.

Speaker 1 This has been a life goal of mine.

Speaker 1 Did he get a hyper density?

Speaker 1 Did he get a hyper density information packet? Dude, so.

Speaker 1 That's who no, that's when you're traveling through the astral plane and you get hit with like a packet of cosmic information that takes you years to unpack it. What types of shit do they tell you?

Speaker 1 That's another crazy thing. I couldn't put it in words.

Speaker 1 I could. You got to ask Robert Monroe, but he got hit with.

Speaker 1 He would like...

Speaker 1 Again, his wife was like dying during the time, and he would leave his body at nighttime and then just like hit these like hyper-dense information packets.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was just really stressed and having to look at that.

Speaker 1 And he would hit the information packets, and then he was like,

Speaker 1 I'm cool. I'm just going to a different dimension.
Yeah, he was just

Speaker 1 associated. Yeah, he was clearly experiencing like extreme stress.
It was just like, actually, for real, I'm just talking to aliens. And they're like, all right, man.

Speaker 1 That's how it starts. That's how it goes.

Speaker 1 It was six meditations, I think, a day. Do they do brainwave driving when they would like use binaural beasts to drive your brainwaves and then like send you into a different state?

Speaker 1 This guy's never even been there talking to me.

Speaker 1 I'm just asking you. You would not last a day tomorrow.
No, you wouldn't be driving. They would give me the keys.
They would give me the keys. They'd say,

Speaker 1 what type of gear are the people like clothing-wise? What are they wearing? Oh, it's all, dude. You could never point them out.

Speaker 1 We are Legion.

Speaker 1 You're X-Men.

Speaker 1 We would never notice you in the crowds. No, until it was time.
But the first thing.

Speaker 1 Dig naps and talk about it. Well, the first thing was like level 10.
And like, dude.

Speaker 1 I tried as hard as I can. It was like you put your headphones on, you go in your check unit.
It's like pretty dark and you can't see it.

Speaker 1 Controlled holistic environmental chamber check unit let's just spell it out for the people you're like a dude who steals valor you are

Speaker 1 like the military he's been overseas dude he's been he's gone on tour you don't even know where the bell is there you are you're in the you're in line at any ends right now in a full uniform and billy's clocking you with a gopro dude patch is in the wrong spot

Speaker 1 so you go like do you know i watched sorry i watched the stolen valor like yesterday you could do it for hours and it was the first one i've ever seen where every comment was like, come on, man, let that guy alone.

Speaker 1 It was just pulling retarded guys. That's like the pedo hunters who are just getting retarded guys now.
Like, what are you doing here? Meaning to an 18 or 17-year-old. Did you see that one?

Speaker 1 He was the one gigantic. Mox Rosie, he's the best.
Did you see when he screamed at the

Speaker 1 Kamalo rally? Yes. And he got his foundation.
He's like, why are all the people going to dinny parties?

Speaker 1 That guy's the best.

Speaker 1 You just see a bunch of people turn around and go, come on, man. He showed up to a Kamalo rally.

Speaker 1 He's a YouTube pedo hunter and he showed up to a combo rally and went, How come everyone that backseries to the Diddy party? What's up with that?

Speaker 1 It's funny how people block him with the combo signs, be like, don't look. It's so fun.
It's funny how much of this is like 2016 and 2020.

Speaker 1 And then now it's just like, dude, this is all kind of fucking embarrassing. Like on every side, it's just like, dude, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Well, now you can use the presidential race to boost your own just channel that has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 It's like it has nothing to do with it. You're like, you fucking love Diddy.
Why did you suck Diddy's dick? And it's like, yo, by the way, check out Buy My Merch. Yeah.
He's great.

Speaker 1 There's a video of those guys like busting some pedophile in a parking lot and the kids so angry and they're just crying laughing.

Speaker 1 Dude, not to sound like a total lib, but this could genuinely be the fall of capitalism. Just a dude's like, dude, fuck it.

Speaker 1 Just getting shot in the face while you try to get your YouTube channel on a political phone. Thrown, too.

Speaker 1 He did. Yeah, they grabbed the phone.

Speaker 1 Oh, I saw the tweet about that. Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah. I just saw a picture of a black dude and he was like, who's this fucking donkey face that threw my phone? That's the only tweet I saw.

Speaker 1 I was like, God damn, things are heating up.

Speaker 1 Things seem to have been chill until the last week. I mean,

Speaker 1 no, no, of course that. But I meant the.
Well, the numbers are so good, bro.

Speaker 1 We got rowdy the last couple days here. Where the fuck were we? We should have been in there, dude.

Speaker 1 We should have been at the heart of the election, just being like, by the way, guys, link in the description.

Speaker 1 I've done no research and I'm not going to vote.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but fucking level 10 was I tried as hard as I could. My fucking forehead was vibrating.
I think that was careful. What? You gotta be careful.
That's the third eye. I know.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, this is maybe there's something here. And then, like, the first.
Your forehead vibrated while you're taking a nap? Oh, yeah, pretty much. And, like, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm not, I'm not sitting there. That means you're exerting too much effort.
I've been there before. I'm not, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying I have secret fucking powers on the next men or anything, but fucking the next day, it's like we're getting into like level 15 or whatever.

Speaker 1 And then they lost me when they're like in it. You're sitting there, you hear all this stuff.
He's like, and now we're in level 15. Time is not real.
Yes. And I was just sitting there like, one,

Speaker 1 two, three. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Fuck, it's real still. Yeah.
One Mississippi.

Speaker 1 One can make the argument. Yeah.
I try. Time's not real? It's not.
I mean, once you leave Earth, it's not real. Time is it's just we're happening to be in this space that revolves around the sun.

Speaker 1 Once you leave Earth, it's like you're dealing with a totally different thing. I mean, it's relative.
For sure. Shouldn't say it's not real, but it's relative.

Speaker 1 I went through a lot of them, and you would come back after every single one. What time is it now? Talking about right now, or if I was on Jupiter? No, right now.
Where you are in reality. 10:52.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Right now in Austin, though, it's 9:52. So are we sure Austin exists right now? That's true.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. But if I was outside the sun's, you know, if I was outside the Earth's orbit, what day is it? I don't know.
We had no news after every meditation.

Speaker 1 Did you like talking? Did you share it all about your meditation? I had nothing. What? I had nothing.
That's Zen. You had no mind.
No, you were coming from a Zen perspective.

Speaker 1 While I was just sitting there, Tabla Rossa.

Speaker 1 It sounded like a lot of people were like, oh, I did this.

Speaker 1 And it was like, oh, that was like the best was like, it's like if you went in and did seven minutes in heaven and like the cockiness that you would walk out of that closet. Every time.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, they come out just like,

Speaker 1 the best was the one T-Bot would just come out and just go,

Speaker 1 that was crazy. I was like, dude, I just didn't release any endogenous DMT.
I would just listen to everyone fucking talking.

Speaker 1 How big's your neck? It's pretty big.

Speaker 1 It is a huge neck. A lot of people, when they were talking, it just sounded like movies.
So they would like me.

Speaker 1 To me, I was daydreaming. And then you would just think of cool shit.
And then people would share that. And then when I would talk to people privately, like, hey, Bill, how are you making out?

Speaker 1 I was like, I just keep falling asleep and nothing's really happening. And they go, yeah, same here.

Speaker 1 And then there was one, the Hungarian woman sat next to me at the very end. This dude was like, I don't believe in aliens, but I saw a spaceship.
And the Hungarian woman is hard of hearing.

Speaker 1 I think her name is Reka, maybe. I forget.
But she was like, what did he say?

Speaker 1 He doesn't believe in aliens, but he saw him in level 23 coming. And she just goes,

Speaker 1 Do you believe in that? I was like, Reka, I don't even believe in fucking space. And she's like, what is wrong with you? I don't say anything all.

Speaker 1 And then I don't even believe in space.

Speaker 1 She's like, how are you breathing?

Speaker 1 To be honest with you, I don't fucking believe in space.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. The one before that, she just came up to me and she goes, how was it? Nothing? You probably don't even need this.
You're so chill. I was like, thanks.
I really appreciate that.

Speaker 1 That's actually.

Speaker 1 I was cool there. That's what, before that, I said, Reika, I saved your seat.
I was like, sit your ass down. Oh, you and Reika were just chilling.
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 Man, let's tell you, she kind of like low-key Matt you and was like, you're so fucking chill.

Speaker 1 But then you were like, Babe, I don't even fucking think space is real. She was like, Get the fuck out of here.
How the fuck are you breathing that? And I was like, I mean, you can't breathe in space.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what the fuck's she even talking about? That's what I said. She's from Hungary, dude.
She was no shit. I was surrounded.

Speaker 1 I was surrounded. I was on Jubilee surrounding you.
I was fucking Hungry, dude. Yeah, literally, like during World War II.
Not even Poland. Hungary, dude.
Hungry.

Speaker 1 That's where when you're in Hungary, you're like, damn, I wish I could live in Poland right now. That'd be so late.

Speaker 1 You gotta learn more about space and auction.

Speaker 1 Yeah, other than that, I mean, nothing. The The people there were really nice, so that's why I

Speaker 1 probably were. I didn't necessarily want to talk shit on them, and people got stuff out of it.
Did they get more chill? I got nothing.

Speaker 1 That's cool to get like, did not be that chill and go to the Monroe and see and be like, I'm actually way more chill. Yeah, I can't ever fucking meditate.
Really? That shit's so stupid. No, dude.

Speaker 1 I can't do it. Try to meditate? Just sit there and think about shit.
So you know,

Speaker 1 obviously. What did they tell you to do? What was like, don't shit? No, I just sit there and I go, I go, who's Nerdame have this week? Fuck, it's a bye week, dude.
What am I going to do?

Speaker 1 And then once I get to the point of not thinking, I'm asleep. Really? Yes.
That's good. I know.
Are you sure you're asleep? Maybe you're really good at meditating. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm the best meditator in the world. And me getting in a firefight with people last night was a message from aliens.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 The download shit's crazy where people are like, oh, I go to download. It's going to take me years to unpack.
It's like, dude.

Speaker 1 That's the high-density informational packet. It's like a fucking dream.
Information. It's the informational packet.
It's so high density that you get hit with the information. You're like, ugh.

Speaker 1 And then it takes you years to unsympathy. This is like, it's kind of sad.

Speaker 1 What? To like grasp it, like a meaning and purpose in life so much. It is feeding.
Holy shit, my dream. I'm so important.
The aliens gave me this dream. It's like, dude, you're from Hungary.

Speaker 1 The aliens aren't talking to you, dude. It is.
Actually, she said she was contacted by Palladium, so why don't you shut the fuck up?

Speaker 1 Yeah, why don't you take the shit? Yeah, it

Speaker 1 the last thing the aliens do is go to Hungary. Everyone's chill.
Yeah. Obviously she was chill, bro.
I'm just it is taking the religious impulse.

Speaker 1 Don't make fun of it. It is a twist on the religious impulse.
You guys are leading among us. There was another thing where I kind of

Speaker 1 think it might be where you're 50 and your mom dies and you're from Hungary and you go to a place and you go, cockto, cock you, cock you

Speaker 1 check with me. She's comfortable as fuck.
Dude, I do want to get in a little tiny pod. I would love to sleep in that every night.
I just wish I had a door that locked. I just have that.

Speaker 1 Definitely, especially with a fucking roommate that also thinks he's talking to aliens. Yeah.
It was a book. You were into a halfway house for schizophrenia.

Speaker 1 At some point, I swear to God. You're going to do a sweatsuit? Dude, at some point, I swear to God, they were going to be like, hey, Bill, you're with us now.

Speaker 1 Everything's going to be okay, but you're just with us. Yeah, you got to stay for a couple weeks.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I started telling people I was in rehab.
You guys have chores?

Speaker 1 Was there like a website? No chores? No chores. That's cool.
You literally could just do fuck all. Have you reached out to any of your alum? No.

Speaker 1 It is. I got a diploma.
No, you didn't stay? I got the dumpling. You didn't make it the whole time.
I made it till the last day. I was like, I'm all right.
You just didn't walk.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you didn't walk for graduation. How many days were you there? Me and Penny hugged and rolled.
I went there Saturday to Thursday. But you skipped the fucking

Speaker 1 scream in the woods or what was it? No, it wasn't the woods. It was a silent meditation.
I was like, I'm done. Did you guys do any screaming? No screaming.

Speaker 1 I honestly would have genuinely liked this, I think, a lot. You would have.
I think I would have liked it. Literally, go.
I think you would have enjoyed it. I would go to a silent meditation meeting.

Speaker 1 Good thing I wanted to be tempi. You just go, you're silent for seven days and you just sit there with a bunch of people and there's like I think the bunch of people would bother me.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, silent would be nice, though. You just sit there and sit.
Silent meditations are like, you're just you're silent for seven days, check your bank out, still rich.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm going to go back to the world.

Speaker 1 Murders, rapists, terrorists. That's a commercial.
Mom won't make them pay. That is true.
You're quiet for seven days and you just go. That's the craziest shit.

Speaker 1 It's like, dude, just go into a darkness retreat. It's like, yeah, dude, like, no poor person's going to want to do that.
Going to a darkness retreat? yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think

Speaker 1 you just

Speaker 1 did that. Aubrey Marcus was in a dark hole for like five days.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's probably not good for that. That's the thing.
Yeah, I don't think it is. But well, they said the Celts used to do that.

Speaker 1 They would like put you in a super dark cave in ancient times and you would just start to hallucinate. Could, or you could just not eat for like 14 days.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, all their shit is just being poor. It's like, dude, you're so humbled when you can't fucking talk.
Or just sit in the dark, don't go on a seven-day water fast.

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, no, you know, or just spend 40 years not being able to do what you want ever.

Speaker 1 Being talked down to by everyone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, cool, dude.

Speaker 1 Talk to aliens in your dreams. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Go on a 10-day retreat where everyone's like, all right, dude, fucking shut up. No, that's like the horrible idea.
It's the most fun they could have is getting together with like-minded individuals.

Speaker 1 Obviously, dude, I was there and witnessed it. The only bullshit I will say was they're like, oh,

Speaker 1 you're never going to be fed better than you are. This I heard the grub sucked, yeah.
Grub was ass. What kind of grubby talk?

Speaker 1 What kind of grub you talk is? Shit. The eggs every day were just like insta eggs and fucking just bullshit on it.
Seed oils? Oh, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 They made, they're like, oh, we got cheese steaks tonight. And it was literally just like if you got a roast beef from Wawa, the like deli slicer and fried it.

Speaker 1 They're giving all the fucking dreamers that are talking to aliens cheese steaks.

Speaker 1 Cheese steaks, dude, three square.

Speaker 1 Three square. Dude, they fed Jiga.
Jesus. That's just me.
And then it was kick naps. Dude, Fry lunched me up apart in my check,

Speaker 1 bro.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's real, dude. The dumbest fucking shit I've ever had.
No offense to the Monrealist dude. I want them.
I'm going to be invaded tonight by 10 kids of friend.

Speaker 1 I would call Shane when I was there, like crying.

Speaker 1 When you called me from there, I was laughing so fucking hard.

Speaker 1 He called me on like day two. Like,

Speaker 1 I fucked up.

Speaker 1 Called me from his fucking sleep chamber. Here's the thing.
It is a sick idea because they are supposed to use like shit to drive your brainwaves to get you into like a different state.

Speaker 1 Which wouldn't be nice.

Speaker 1 You really want to have shit that drinks the state of your brain. That is true.
Well, I've heard of people who did acid and did the brainwave drive, and they said it's crazy. That was the acid.

Speaker 1 That was 100% just the acid. Yeah, it's not going to give it a cider.
I like the James Fodimon.

Speaker 1 I mean, if you did that, listen to that while on acid, you probably just took the fucking headphones off. Like, holy fuck, I'm on acid.
Bro, this is the funniest. I mean, it's the best, dude.

Speaker 1 Dude, I'm so happy you did it. But

Speaker 1 I'm kind of like anything. Spade was like, dude, go do it.
Like, let's see if it works. Like, all right, I'll see if it works.
And it was fun. Wasn't Spade like the dickhead.

Speaker 1 Wasn't he like, you should do it. Then you're like, yo, it sucked.
He's like, yeah, obviously.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he thought I had the Bota Fides. You guys do.
You guys talk about your dreams a lot. Bro,

Speaker 1 I just have it. I have the ore ring, and I have a problem where I don't really get any deep sleep.
No, it's not. I don't get any dead.
All of this is fake shit. What, bro? I'm coming right now.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fuel consumerism.

Speaker 1 What? He's battling Monroe's.

Speaker 1 You're the Tommy Mountain. He's a cynic now.
Nothing matters. Dude, I'm telling you, I get.
Bro, crying is so funny.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you, dude, I am signing up to drive to Virginia and staying in a fucking

Speaker 1 show me a bed. Show me a bed.
I was a little twin bed.

Speaker 1 It sucked. That bed was comfortable.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was. How many pillows do you have? Two.
Yeah, one thing. How many units? Another dude in there.
He rolled. He's so weird.
I know.

Speaker 1 I made him claim PC. He packed up.

Speaker 1 You made him ring the bell? Yeah, immediately. He claimed PC.
You were GP? He was PC. I was GP for life in there.
Oh, my God. That was crazy.
Definitely didn't work.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean. The best is like, oh, once you get home, that's when the fun starts.
I literally don't remember shit.

Speaker 1 You're about to get zapped. Yeah,

Speaker 1 the grub was nasty, though. The grub being nasty is kind of disillusioning.
That's kind of being nasty is so awful. One dude, one dude was like, although it's like you're, what do you need?

Speaker 1 You just need to lay down and go to sleep. One dude was a fucking real estate.
Everyone's stomach must have gone crazy. That's crazy.
I was crushed in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 People would go into like level 27 and I would just open my door real slow.

Speaker 1 Diary,

Speaker 1 yeah, that's crazy. There's level 27's diary.
There's a dude who just

Speaker 1 hit you hard, the high-density packet hit you, dude. Dude, pieced.
What? Two days in, he was like a commercial realtor from Box County.

Speaker 1 And he just pieced. Didn't say bye to anyone, didn't say bye to the fucking.

Speaker 1 He was so embarrassed. Yeah, well, he's probably like, you know what? I'm actually just going to cheat on my wife.
I know. Yeah.
But also, think of like

Speaker 1 you kind of want to believe. Obviously, dude.
And you're like, dude, they were were like,

Speaker 1 I know I can fucking talk to aliens. Dude, you want to hear something? And then you drive that and you

Speaker 1 thinking to yourself, like, this is it. Yeah.
And then day two. Your wife's like, what the fuck? You're talking to a fucking Bulgarian and you're eating fucking sloppy Joe's.
You're going, holy shit.

Speaker 1 You got to get mixed fucked up, though.

Speaker 1 So there was all those floods in North Carolina. Three days before, I had nothing but flood dreams.
Not going to, I swear I'm not lying. I'm not making it up.

Speaker 1 But, but, but I was going to the beach the next two days so maybe that's why i was having water dreams but i was having non-stop flood dreams yeah i mean so let's not take away all the mystery true i'm not saying it's not real but it is very but you can't pay to play true that's true you know what i mean you're either in the game or you're not

Speaker 1 you can't sign up

Speaker 1 it's like a comedy class yeah pretty much

Speaker 1 You're going to be in the fucking... Well, the thing that I realized where you're going to be huge.
Kind of bullshit was when they're like...

Speaker 1 we had a fun exercise before we went to sleep, and that was a dolphin energy club. And you can join the dolphin energy club and send dolphin healing powers to people in need.

Speaker 1 So you could sit there, you think of the dolphins, and you see them and they fucking sit next to you, and you send them out to people in need. It's kind of chill.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, the other thing I forgot to say, the way to get into it. So prayer.

Speaker 1 is you get your resonant tuning, which just sounds like the eyes wide shut fucking singing, which was freaking me the fuck out.

Speaker 1 And then you get a reball, which is like an energy field around you that protects you in the astral round.

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Speaker 1 Yeah, and then you have an energy conversion box where you get all your bad thoughts and you put them in there, I like that.

Speaker 1 And then before you go out, all that shit gets taken care of, and then you enter it.

Speaker 1 Hold on, dude, dude, you send dolphins, dude. Did you send me a dolphin? I didn't do energy.

Speaker 1 You didn't send any dolphins?

Speaker 1 I do that at the gym sometimes, not in the form of dolphins. I just send people power positive vibes.
Kind of nice. You had to send positive vibes.
I think of everything.

Speaker 1 You can tell when you're at the gym. Yeah, once I realized this is just level one, and then you have to pay for level two and stuff.
I was like, oh, yeah. I got you.

Speaker 1 Loud and clear. God, that's so so fucking funny yeah i

Speaker 1 didn't really learn much from it damn it you learned a lot the best was everyone day one was like my phone's in the fucking room like i'm not touching that thing like day three everyone's like

Speaker 1 everyone lied to each other it's pretty funny all food's great that's i mean this is for real one of the funniest things i've ever heard they're fucking sending dolphins to people

Speaker 1 the reball is nice if you believe dude. And people clocking out is so fun.
Just people just being like... Ringing the bell.
All right. Yeah.
That was only one. Two guys.

Speaker 1 Well, my Rumi and then the other dude. Everyone else did.
Get a text from your wife, too, and just being like, I mean, you can't peace out if you came from fucking Hungary. True.

Speaker 1 You just got to ride that out. Yeah, where are you going to go? Thirsty?

Speaker 1 I did crush cereal, though. Did you crush? What kind of cereal? What was it?

Speaker 1 Frosted flakes. Of course they had fucking kellogs.
Frosted flakes? Frosted flakes. I thought it was corn flakes.
Okay. Yeah, frosty flakes.
Yeah, they had

Speaker 1 cereal in a while, so that was pretty cool. That kept you.
That's nice. A lot of people were vaping.
I refused to vape. Yeah.
I left one time.

Speaker 1 I literally was like as if I was being held there against my will. I was like, I'm just going to fucking leave for a little bit.

Speaker 1 And I drove down during a break because there's like three hour breaks and went to a convenience store in the middle of fucking like Lynchburg, wherever the fuck I was and got like expired zen, took one, got a headache, and then just went back

Speaker 1 have you ever had sleep paralysis and then went into the sleep paralysis

Speaker 1 what happens when you go into it keep dreaming over and over again and yeah you get stuck in the inception loop it sucks dude if i get stuck at a top and i spin it i go i'm powerful no way

Speaker 1 just freaked the fuck out and i'm like when is this gonna stop dude when i when i go in when i have sleep paralysis the same you can like sit there and it's just like like a staticky noise in your ear and i the last time i went into it i it was just like a demon scape.

Speaker 1 Nothing can hurt you.

Speaker 1 Why do you need the fucking, why do you need the reball? Nothing can hurt you.

Speaker 1 Dude, there are so many things where it's like, oh, that one guy was a fucking remote viewer. And he's like, oh, these are the things I remote viewed.
And he was like, he was a fucking liar.

Speaker 1 But dude, he said he had the bona feet.

Speaker 1 He said he had the bona feet. Paul checked on the last episode said he remote viewed this house.
Yeah. He said he had the bona field.
He's got two wives. I guess I had on the podcast last time.

Speaker 1 He has two wives. He saw my house? Not your house.
He remote viewed the house he wanted.

Speaker 1 And then when both of his wives went to the property, he was like, Let me guess, does it have a gate in the front with the big, like he named a certain sort of animals? He's a remote viewer, man.

Speaker 1 It's pretty. But the one guy remotely.
Hell knock parapsychology, please. The one guy remote viewed, and he was showing me like all this stuff.
And then I was just like, so you can remote view.

Speaker 1 He's like, yeah. I was like,

Speaker 1 all, bro.

Speaker 1 I was like, if you can remote view, let's make some fucking money.

Speaker 1 He was like, how can we make money off this? I was like, dude, bet on fucking sports. He's like, oh, it's not the right brain sees numbers, left brain, or however the fuck it works.

Speaker 1 And I was like, so fucking right. Tell me this color of the confetti at the Super Bowl next year.
It'll be the color of the team that wins. I was like, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 That's a crude application.

Speaker 1 That's a crude application of a spiritual technology. I don't fucking care.
I'm trying to get paid off this shit. It's more about you going, I see a river.
There was a dude, though. There's a river.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a river.

Speaker 1 From the chronicle he was on the Sean Ryan podcast and he's a fucking beast and has like W's and remote I read his book his book's pretty nasty dude this guy was a battle axe he did TV live TV you went on live TV and they was like I'll remote be whatever the fuck you want tell me where you want to go they picked a random city and then they got this per like a set designer went in all these fucking places and they picked that random rolling a dice and the dude fucking called

Speaker 1 he is he did film a couple of them but if you watch all of them, a lot of them are, they end up being very similar things at the end.

Speaker 1 Because I watched, I read his whole book, and I'm like, there's no way he videotaped this. And he does kind of nail a couple things, and then they do it again on a different channel

Speaker 1 and he predicts the same exact thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just don't know. Parapsychology is not to be ruled out.
It isn't.

Speaker 1 I mean, it has as, and in my views, as much standing as fucking vaccine research.

Speaker 1 This is the best one we've ever made. It's 98% effective.

Speaker 1 yeah i don't yeah what are you gonna do

Speaker 1 everyone's like what the fuck what are you gonna do i'm with you bro i hear you i support you vaccinated minute clinic just hit me up have you got your covet 19 vaccine are they still are they still pushing it they got a stockpile they got

Speaker 1 my boy just he brought his one-year-old to get a checkup and they were like Yo, you want to give him a COVID vaccine? He said he turned down, felt like he had an 11-inch cock.

Speaker 1 Like, fuck, no, I'm not vaccinating him. Where were you in 2020, bro?

Speaker 1 I was in the group chat with him. Was you trying to tell them all? Steering towards the light?

Speaker 1 Literally, if you go on my laptop and search Bill Gates, March 2020, me telling them, fuck this. This shit's made the fuck up.
Don't get vaccinated. Bill Gates is trying to get rich off this.
Damn.

Speaker 1 They tried to give it to my one-year-old.

Speaker 1 They tried to give it to my

Speaker 1 pediatrician went for like my one-year-old, and they were like, that's fine.

Speaker 1 And I honestly, I do think it was like

Speaker 1 Britney's Black. So they were like, we respect your opinion on this.

Speaker 1 We respect you making your own your mind about this, but your kids run a higher risk of dying. But that's fine if you want to do that.
And it was just like, that's dying of what? I just got it.

Speaker 1 It's just dying.

Speaker 1 What was this thing they wanted?

Speaker 1 They didn't even say COVID. They were like, your kids statistically run a higher risk of dying if you don't get it, but that's fine.
It's okay.

Speaker 1 We respect you. What was the, I'm sorry, I didn't hear what was going on.
They were trying to give like Chloe the COVID vaccine. And they just said, Your kid's going to hire her.

Speaker 1 It's a high risk of dying. Dying.
There's 100%. It's just

Speaker 1 going to die. Just dying.
That's all they said. Your kid might not die if you take this.
I was like, what? They just hit me with Reggie and Stevie with that shit. I brought them to the vet.

Speaker 1 You should get them super vast. Knock the shit out of one of them and see what happens.
No, no, no. Fucking.

Speaker 1 I went there and they were like, you got to get this shot. It's for if they see diarrhea and sniff it, they might get it.
If they hit you with the shit when they drink a puddle and a deer peas in it,

Speaker 1 get the fuck out of of my skin i was like what do i have to get legally like rabies like give me that yeah don't give me anything got in the same argument with my vet that go and i actually googled it beforehand so i had i was equipped with facts i could be like well what strain of leps or whatever it's called lepsidosis i was like what strain do you guys actually immune immunize for is that even like local here and the lady was just like i just hit him with the rest of the i guess no yeah well you know i was like i'm good no i said the lepso's the lepso is bullshit i don't i got rabies that's it and i'm real fucked up over Reggie right now.

Speaker 1 Why? One ball is not dropping.

Speaker 1 Poor boy. You got to massage it.

Speaker 1 I'm not being like a silly guy. I'm saying you got to get up there and work that thing down.
I don't know. It's tough.
I'm going to wait.

Speaker 1 What happened to his body? I don't want to neuter him. I don't know.
It's just just one nut. It's like dick ball.

Speaker 1 His whole setup. He's like fucking three hours old, dude.
His ball's in.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm hoping.

Speaker 1 You didn't take him to the vet yet? The vet wants to get him neutered immediately because, guess what? If he doesn't get it, he's going to get cancer. Have you tried like...

Speaker 1 Oh, you don't get that vaccine, dog might get cancer have you tried like

Speaker 1 no for the vets up to something oh yeah big vet

Speaker 1 liberal agenda

Speaker 1 have you tried this like cupping his butto and going no but i have it

Speaker 1 you gotta hold his mouth i have one like this i i'll scratch his stomach and if i see his ball i'll just go like this

Speaker 1 and try to push it you were trying to get it down there trying to get it down there what's going on with it is it you think it's torsion you think it might be torsion i don't know no he'd be going wild if it was true sometimes it happens i hope so.

Speaker 1 Because you want to breed this boy. I'll sell a sperm.
Are Reggie and Stevie's siblings? Yes, I can't. Wait, how you going to get it out of them? Huh? How are you going to sell it? Jerk him.

Speaker 1 There's a price. Get Reg with the jerk.
Every man has a price. Yeah, $500 to jerk a dog off.
True. Especially that.
It's a small penis. It's not that gay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you could probably hold him down on the rug and just let him get the pressure.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen his boner yet. Hit him with a flashlight.

Speaker 1 Wait, you haven't seen his boner yet? Hasn't popped out. What? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's humble.

Speaker 1 He's humble.

Speaker 1 Reggie Miller is a humble boy. He is humble.
He's like, you know what? I'm going to have one nut. I don't need to.
Did you watch that?

Speaker 1 Bannon?

Speaker 1 No, I only saw him get asked about Tony. I only have seen Tony's stuff.
Yeah, obviously. Can you believe he said that about fucking Puerto Rico?

Speaker 1 What did Bannon even say about that? He was just like. Bannon? Yeah, what did Benny? Bannon, fucking, dude, it's a great internet.
Like, it's awesome. He fucking stoked these out.
Ruined them.

Speaker 1 He's like, dude, you guys actually fucking are insane. He's like, none of these people support you.
He's like, I was just in jail. They all hate you.
Yeah. What did you go to jail for?

Speaker 1 What do you go to jail for? I don't even know. Maybe like Jan 6 shit or something like that.
I have no fucking clue.

Speaker 1 I think it was

Speaker 1 funding

Speaker 1 shit. The War Room.
Some of the War Room.

Speaker 1 The War Room podcast.

Speaker 1 Fraud about.

Speaker 1 My bad. It's a daily shit.
Whatever.

Speaker 1 It gets clipped up and a podcast.

Speaker 1 He looks like Benjamin Franklin.

Speaker 1 He wears two button-down t-shirts. It's the craziest movie.

Speaker 1 He does have a nice drip. Two button-down t-shirts.
He looks like a guy. He looks like a guy in your neighborhood.
He does. He does.

Speaker 1 I love him. I honestly love them.
They tried to slander him, saying he's like a drunk that beats his wife, but I don't think that's true. That's why he's just a guy in the neighborhood.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's one of the boss. He's just a guy you see walking around.
He's like the penguin. We get what we deserve.
Thank God your dolphins reached him. You strung him, bro.
Dude, the penguin's good.

Speaker 1 I might have just tried to watch too many episodes at once. Yeah, that's a

Speaker 1 You can't pig. Yeah, I was pigging.
The penguin.

Speaker 1 I was on the... Why are you talking about Arkham? Is that the Batman spin-off show? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are you just talking about Arkham because you're a DC ed? I'm just DC. I mentioned Arkham.
He's in mental hospital, we all know.

Speaker 1 You didn't watch a Penguin?

Speaker 1 Is that show more than five years old? No, it just came out. Okay, no, I didn't see that.
Kyle Farrell, you should get every award ever.

Speaker 1 I didn't see that show. There was no buzz rule.
I've always seen that.

Speaker 1 He's great. 2D season two.
Did you see the interview in Pool Magazine about his son? Alexander. His son has like, I forgot what some sort of disorder.
Yeah, yeah. He had like an interview.

Speaker 1 It was very sweet. I just saw

Speaker 1 he

Speaker 1 ran a lady in the Dublin Marathon in a wheelchair. Did he? And I was thinking to myself, that's got to get awfully boring for the person in the wheelchair.
Or awesome.

Speaker 1 Feral.

Speaker 1 You ever hop in a shopping cart and your friend pushes you? For that long?

Speaker 1 CKY. C-KY.

Speaker 1 Or in a

Speaker 1 I know, but you should start jumping in front of fucking cars and shit. But you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like being the guy in the wheelchair, like it's just a business. But there's people cheering you the whole time.
I know, but it's like

Speaker 1 if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm thinking to myself,

Speaker 1 you're thinking to myself, it's starting to feel like it's about him

Speaker 1 and a little less about me. Yeah, hey,

Speaker 1 Colin.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm actually running a marathon.

Speaker 1 I get it when it's.

Speaker 1 Are you running a marathon no i'm saying like you're getting pushed by college you're like i'm the one competing in a fucking marathon i don't like you could run a marathon i know your cardio is not i know distance isn't your thing but i think you could set your marathon i did four miles shit yourself just run one mile and shit yourself

Speaker 1 i ran four miles recently you and me might be able to tag team rotate on a wheel we could i'll do every that would be nice

Speaker 1 i'll walk i can i got i could do four miles in 50 minutes that was my world record dude my knees my knees went numb i don't know what happened i could Runners high. That's what they were.

Speaker 1 My knee was numb and tangling. Dude, I couldn't fucking breathe.
It's running.

Speaker 1 I did. I did.

Speaker 1 In order to take pressure off my knees, I did pool running in my apartment complex.

Speaker 1 Basically, I mean, I was like at the combine. Dude, I did it, and there was one guy just sitting at the pool working.
So I was like, I'm just going to bang out some pool apps. Not a big deal.

Speaker 1 Good for you, dude. Dude, but I if I saw one person,

Speaker 1 like, I'm not even going to see it. I tried to like slow roll it, so I like kind of kept my bombs at the World Series.
Oh, shit. He's back on top.
Pat Say Ajack. All the stars are in there going.

Speaker 1 Travolta. Travolta.
Fuck. Good show, Pete.
Rob Lowe.

Speaker 1 Tim Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw is still holding that.

Speaker 1 Oh, my. Dude, but

Speaker 1 he was just sitting there working on a laptop. But I was like, I was trying to be respectful.
My bad. That's good.
Trying to be respectful.

Speaker 1 So I like tried to do it kind of low-key and didn't move my upper body. It was just moved like an evil.

Speaker 1 You must be terrifying. You look like some of the Super Mario Brothers.

Speaker 1 And then I realized after a while, I was like, this isn't right. And I just started pumping the arms and ripping the water.
Like, bro, this is your remember. Let him watch.

Speaker 1 If you're uncomfortable, this is on you, bro. Yeah.
Remember that you're going to be able to get your money

Speaker 1 out of the pool?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I did that for a whole summer.
I tried to jump out of the pool. Did you really?

Speaker 1 That NFL player jumped out of the pool and jumped into the back of a fucking pickup truck. That's, dude.

Speaker 1 Was that real? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fucking sick. It's impossible.

Speaker 1 LeMaire thought he could jump out of my pool. And LeMaire is insane.
Yeah, obviously. He couldn't.
Dude, yeah. Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1 I was doing, I was doing two laps, and then I would swim back and forth and walk one lap, and it was devastating. I was dead.
You're going into buds, bro. I mean, dude, you would have been.

Speaker 1 I passed the police test, no problem when he was a police officer. Big deal, police test, yeah.
You couldn't pass it right now.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, fucking if you, if anyone, if you train for a month, you can pass it. I gotta shit like that.

Speaker 1 Fucking asshole. What's his deal?

Speaker 1 American Street. It's fucking

Speaker 1 one lady. I know American Street.
Yeah, one lady. Do you know you just served? No, no, no, no.
He has no idea. He doesn't know how many dolphins he's seen in the world.

Speaker 1 It changed his life. American Street, it's like lane, big-ass median, water catch, and another lane.
So I was coming up, intersection here. I'm coming up in the rig, and there's a crash.

Speaker 1 There are cops here, and there's fucking tow truck and the fucked up thing. Yeah.
They're only on it together. Sidewalk.

Speaker 1 What'd you do?

Speaker 1 Go around.

Speaker 1 You went the other lane. No, no, no, no.
Not even in the other lane. I literally went around in the intersection and went around him.
And he goes like this. I was like, I rolled my window.

Speaker 1 I was like, what?

Speaker 1 What is this problem? The fact that you were next to them? The fact that I went into the fucking intersection and around, he's like, that's where you're going to go?

Speaker 1 I was like, where else do you want to? So you had room to go around them? Obviously. I went right the fucking around him.
I was like, where else do you want me to go? He's like, the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 I was like, that's just as illegal. You want me to jump on the fucking...

Speaker 1 That's what I said. He got all fucking shitty with me.
I was like, dude, fuck you, asshole. That pissed me the fuck.
I stopped backing the cops. How old is the cop? It's because I was black.
What?

Speaker 1 How old is the cop? How old is the cop? Oh, he was like, probably my age. Yeah.
And he's just sitting there. Wait, you don't back the blue anymore?

Speaker 1 No, I don't back the blue after what they did to me in fucking Yuma, cocksuckers. What they do in Yuma? I had a Dodge Durango, fucking coming from.
Arizona to San Diego.

Speaker 1 And the whole time I was with Spade, the whole time, every time we saw a cop, I was like, I got your six. I got your six.
I'm in the Durango. I'm with you guys.
Then the dude break checks me.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Still going.

Speaker 1 what he goes down and around this canyon and waits and gets me going fucking 80 and a 50 he knew but even though that's a felony dude relax even though you had a six against the card cartel i had his six i had a durango i had his six and he did that to me 450 fucking yuma damn i had to pay he brake check you he break checked me and then like sped off he was trying to tell you to slow down but dude don't break check me that's literally not good yeah that is bad to do on the road it's like the cop looking at me like which way you would have went both ways are illegal dude Which way do you want me to go, Philly cop?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's guys don't even show up what you call 9-1-1. Yeah, well, I will say, I didn't see one cop when I lived in Center City.
Yeah, that's yeah, there wasn't one cop. Lots of city centers

Speaker 1 are busy. That's the work of Let Him Go, Larry.

Speaker 1 Now, that's that like Rittenhouse is where they go.

Speaker 1 That's like the old cops go there. You got to earn a Rittenhouse, bro.

Speaker 1 That's where the bums are. They made me.
You got to go back to Rittenhouse Square. Where the bums stay.
And I wear glasses, and the women wear their skirts.

Speaker 1 I wear sunglasses and the women look at me and say, I'm weird. Because I'm weird.
It's my favorite video. Are you still hitting the club? Steve Spiros.
What? Helium? No, no. The Fitness Fitness.

Speaker 1 Fitler? Adolf Fitler? Fitness. I left Adolf Fitler.
I heard about that place, never went. I'm a city fitness guy.

Speaker 1 It was a good gym, but it was very,

Speaker 1 it was insane.

Speaker 1 Crazy name. Vertical Country Club.
I've heard about that. Calling it Fitler.

Speaker 1 Wild choice.

Speaker 1 And they were selling merch that was like hats with block letters, all caps. Fitler.
F is the closest shirt. It's so close to an H, dude.
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 It literally looked like, and one of the mannequins was wearing a shirt that said Fitler wearing a bag across its chest. It literally looked like it was wearing a block letter Hitler shirt.

Speaker 1 Every time I walked in, I was laughing. Yes.
And I was going, you guys, somebody needs to change this. Yeah, they're tricking.
I mean, at least they got the good gear.

Speaker 1 City Fitness has fucking brutal gear. What do they got? Just like

Speaker 1 LGBT shit. Really? Rainbow stuff.
I was like, dude, what about for guys like me? Straight guys. That's what fitness is kind of all about.
You don't want to support them? Nah. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you don't have to be gay to wear like gay stuff.

Speaker 1 The boys will crush you if you're a rainbow shit. No.
You don't even wear a cap growing up, dude. Gay and proud.
Bro, if you were...

Speaker 1 You even wear a cap, you know?

Speaker 1 But girls will kiss you.

Speaker 1 I was an old navy, man. If you wear a shirt of like two guys.
You couldn't afford that rich cap shit.

Speaker 1 If you wear a shirt of like two guys kissing and you're like a 21-year-old guy, girls will definitely like kissing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I fucking witnessed a kid one time at a bar wearing a Nelson Mendel shirt explaining to a girl who Nelson Mendel is. And I was like, I fucking hate you.

Speaker 1 Just getting political prisoner in South Africa. Like fucking Tiastos playing in the background.

Speaker 1 At the Marston bar in Philly.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You could rock. If you wore like a rainbow thing.

Speaker 1 I could, but it's just like, I'm the only thing I'm at. Like, City Finn is a great fucking gym.
The only thing I'm pissed off about is their COVID mandates ahead. Whoa.

Speaker 1 You had to get vaccinated to work out there. Anytime fitness,

Speaker 1 anytime fitness kept it open, even when it was illegal. I'm sorry I shouldn't say that, but that was anytime, though.
It was anytime. Were they going to change their fucking opening?

Speaker 1 You could go during the pandemic and they would just let you in the back and they had newspapers. Same with my gym.
Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah. They had newspapers on the you just go in the back and just work out.
They were like, we don't give a fuck. The one near me in Fairmount, bitch ass, they moved.
You had to get your grind on.

Speaker 1 The one like in, I guess, Willow Grove. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Jizz Jasmine just caught some fucking chin music. Jiz is pissed.
You got hit?

Speaker 1 This guy's fucking freaking freaking.

Speaker 1 Holy, dude.

Speaker 1 He's playing red ass. Their one pitcher is playing red ass.
He is. Oh, he's coming out.
He's going to get them in business. Iron Sports.
Dude, they're up by LA's up by one. I know.
This is the world.

Speaker 1 What could be greater, dude? Presidential election, World Series. Presidential election.
Podcasts. They're all as important.

Speaker 1 Podcasts. This is a trifecta of the entire world.
Canaries and the coal mod.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We're the last last true philosophers.

Speaker 1 Are we the X-Men at all? Are we more of the Avengers? We are. We're the X-Men.

Speaker 1 We're Kamala's X-Men. We got to get a shot of you before this of you sitting down.
Me sitting down. You should make myself tell you.

Speaker 1 Talking about my girlfriend being my samurai before shows is nice. Preparing my armor, my Patagonia shirt.

Speaker 1 Doing the fat straps on the shirt.

Speaker 1 Dude, I got a mind-melter for you. What? So you guys are familiar with the pressure coming down from ceiling fans, right? Sure.
I got tripped up on this the other day. I still can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 When a ceiling fan is like putting air on you, is it moving in a circular vortex or is it like a sheet of air just falling on you? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 So when you're feeling the wind from a ceiling fan, is it like

Speaker 1 just straight from the ceiling? I'm just saying all the ceiling fans are when it goes around. So what's it giving you? Depends on which way it's going.

Speaker 1 It pushes air down and during heat, you can actually pull air up. I know that, but I'm saying like, is it actually moving in a circle?

Speaker 1 So is it pushing a flat sheet of air on you, or is it like moving like a little thing's moving? It's moving like a circular thing around you. Dysons.
If you're talking Dyson, that's a flat sheet.

Speaker 1 Flat sheet on a Dyson?

Speaker 1 But is it a ceiling fan? No, no. I'm just saying.
Ceiling fans, it's blades. So you're in the middle of a bit.
You're technically in the middle of a vortex. I was laying there.

Speaker 1 Huh? You're saying you're in the. That's what I think.

Speaker 1 I thought it was a flat sheet. I think maybe it's like really close to the blade.
You can get close to possibly an eye.

Speaker 1 Really? Maybe.

Speaker 1 dude I was in the room the other day I was putting my kiss no way if a ceiling fans on you're not feeling it I know you are feeling it but is that is that air kind of hitting you like this or is it going just kissing you as it's circling you that I was in a room with a ceiling fan on

Speaker 1 straight down the sheet you're talking I think the kiss comes up there at the very top so I think by the time it reaches you it's flat just flat sheet I dude I thought that my whole life but I was in the room the other day and I was like I think I'm in the eye of the vortex you thought you were in the eye of the street I think it's not I think it might be a vortex I was sitting there just trying to to put my kid asleep and i was like this is a good google because i'd like to know you seriously i think i was in the eye of the vortex i think it's on google

Speaker 1 what do you mean just moving air this might be like galaxy apple by the way this might be not a fucking vortex what do you mean it's definitely not there's not a part in the room that's not circulating dude what do you feel what are you feeling right now put your hand underneath a fan right at the fucking that's exactly what i said at the top yeah maybe but by the time it's hitting you while you're laying in your bed from the ceiling this is such a gay argument i mean of course you say vortex but it's not a flat sheet Yeah, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 No, by the time it gets to you, it's a blended air. You're talking about the tornado.
The tornado just disperses and then falls. There's no I by the time it gets to you.

Speaker 1 Shut up, you fucking idiot. Go to Virginia.
What are you going to search?

Speaker 1 Is this Galileo?

Speaker 1 No, air flesh. It's Galileo's Apple, dude.
It's a mystery of physics that hasn't yet even been in

Speaker 1 the medicine versus Tesla.

Speaker 1 Dude, I'm telling you, I think it's a vortex. I was sitting there judging.

Speaker 1 Don't you dare

Speaker 1 judge bad. That's that fucking anytime city fitness shit.

Speaker 1 Don't touch my private stick. Dolphin attacks.
Send it off in the

Speaker 1 big old house. Can't get a fan in there?

Speaker 1 I was exactly right. What is it?

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 It's waving a particle, basically. It was exactly what I thought it was.
What'd you say? Flat sheet. Done.

Speaker 1 Flat sheet.

Speaker 1 Flat sheet.

Speaker 1 By the time it hits you on the bed. By the time it hits you on the bed.
Yes, I know. I said at the top of the fan, you might be able to find a gap like that.

Speaker 1 By the time it reaches you, we're talking a flat phone. So it collapses.
It fucking drills you with a flat. So it's a particle wave duality.
It's both.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 1 I don't know. We have to.

Speaker 1 See that dip shit?

Speaker 1 It looks pretty fucking flat to me.

Speaker 1 Show the diagram. Take a diagram.
Google.

Speaker 1 Google what. I'll tell you what to Google.
Show the geothermal. Don't Google does SudaFed cause erectile dysfunction.
Google airflow from ceiling fan.

Speaker 1 Every once in a while, Suda Fed gets a hold of you and you go, what the fuck's wrong with me? I don't feel like I'm fucking depressed. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 I normally get alcohol. What the fuck? You got to take Maca, dude.
You got to sell that Suda Fed I've been taking. That's got to be it.
It is fiddly.

Speaker 1 Now, dude, I'm telling you, Maca gets you crazy.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I was remedied today.

Speaker 1 I said maybe I should chill on the Suda Fed and see if my... Good to go.
See if I can get a foot long. dude.
Nothing worse than getting in your head about that.

Speaker 1 It's a commercial on TV. See if I can get a foot-long dipper going from Subway.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Kamala Harris. Pitching the same economic plan as Joe Biden.
Hey, I'm a fucking loser with a beard. I don't like this shit.

Speaker 1 Cloval War. That is a good one.
Axios, George Soros. Are you kind of fat and have a beard?

Speaker 1 Are you excited to be in a political commercial? To be fair, though. I think Casey Jr.
is a fucking pedophile.

Speaker 1 Fat and a beard could be a be a combo supporter.

Speaker 1 I was watching one of the audiobooks.

Speaker 1 Depends how the fat's dispersed. Yes.
Well, you could be a fatal fatal.

Speaker 1 You could be a fat trans male. You could be a fat.
You saw that dude on surrounded. Yeah, bro.
I did. Holy shit.
Did you see that? We all saw that. Dude, flipping the chair.

Speaker 1 I got tagged in a couple of those, obviously. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just thought that was a shame. I was like, all right, I'm going to stop looking at Twitter.
Those are nice hips on that boy. Flipping the chair and being like, what's up, bro? What's supremacy?

Speaker 1 That's honestly that's season four True Detective. yeah how am i doing my fantasy league get my running backs hurt

Speaker 1 yeah dude chill please think men can get raped

Speaker 1 yeah it was crazy what about sa

Speaker 1 sexual assault yeah that was i've experienced sa from who san antonio spurs

Speaker 1 talking about san antonio i'm a man i have a vagina he was like he literally hit the penguin guys like us we have a lot in common dude it was so good i was going to dude that actually was nice that shapiro up dude

Speaker 1 excuse me. That person talked uninterrupted for the whole time.
And everyone was going.

Speaker 1 The gayest thing in that was when the guy was like, you have the same ideas as Nick Funtes. And fucking Ben Shapier goes, Midude.
Mid dude. Midude.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's like, Midude.
No, we don't. Midude.
It's like, dude, this shit pisses me off so bad. You're fucking 45.
You're a lawyer, whatever the fuck you are.

Speaker 1 And you just constantly jerk off to yourself, arguing with insane people in college. Well, did you see how they made him?

Speaker 1 Did you see how they made him run to the chair?

Speaker 1 Oh, they had to run? Yeah, they had to run. So you would sit in the room, and as soon as the one timer go off, you'd have like just 14 fat lesbians.

Speaker 1 Do you know how they get kicked off? It was so funny. Everyone raises a flag.
This one black dude runs the chair, hits the fucking chair, gets on, and he goes, I want to talk about a boy.

Speaker 1 She's like, okay.

Speaker 1 What is it? What is the worst argument, bro? A woman has a child and can't breastfeed her.

Speaker 1 And the guy, he's like, I don't know where you're going. Well, then I would suggest she buys formula.
No, it doesn't matter. What is the next question? Dude, they didn't say that.

Speaker 1 His whole argument was just like, Should we just kill them then? Because we couldn't feed them. And flags immediately just went out.
Anytime there's 14 flags, you gotta get off.

Speaker 1 Dude, his argument, and everyone came up with the same thing, being like,

Speaker 1 All right, let's talk. Like, we're like, I'm about to crush you, dude.
How do you think Shapiro would do at the Monroe Institute? I mean, do you think he would get torched?

Speaker 1 You couldn't have if it was the 22 of you. If the 22 mutants

Speaker 1 22 versus surrounded us.

Speaker 1 Would any of you even run to the chair? Would you guys float? I say,

Speaker 1 Operation Protective Veg, what do you think about it? He was saying, my dude, my dude, my dude. My dude.
I think you guys are doing some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon. What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 You say, my dude, come on. And then turn the seat around.
You go, I'm a man with a vagina. A man with a vagina there.
And I saw you guys blow up that apartment complex in Lebanon. That was weird.

Speaker 1 Why are you so obsessed with my pussy, Ben? Yeah, you also hit him with a nut. That actually, that actually was like...
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 That was the one point I saw on that that I was actually like, that's actually pretty funny. That was funny.
What? And he's like, how am I obsessed with your genitality?

Speaker 1 It's like, it's kind of all you talk about. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Got you, Ben. A little.
Yeah, that kind of crushed him.

Speaker 1 The spinning chair caused the ball. She started foaming at the moment.

Speaker 1 Once you're spun, don't fucking spin it back. Be like, all right, let's get down to brass tacks.

Speaker 1 She started foaming at the mouth. Like while she was talking, got so worked up.
And I was like, obviously

Speaker 1 that's the tough one. That's the estrogen.

Speaker 1 Once you start not making sense and yelling it's like all right you're a chick that was a tough that was a tough look to be like i'm a guy just like you and if you don't stop

Speaker 1 talking about the male patriarchy just not make sense for two minutes and dominate the conversation that was like they just go exactly her doctor should have been like we must we must raise those levels those levels

Speaker 1 have been watching it like

Speaker 1 they should hit her with a t blow dart it's like yeah actually oh i just got a good idea who you got for this weekend

Speaker 1 My fucking starting running backs out. You tell me how I'm doing.

Speaker 1 Get out of the car and piece of shit. Why are you even arguing about this? Let's get some beers.

Speaker 1 Let's just get some beers, dude. All right, we should wrap it up.
Yeah, we should. We should, bro.

Speaker 1 Boys, bro. It's so good to have you.
We did it. It was amazing, bro.
You guys are back. Are you guys excited about the election? I can't fucking wait.
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 I'm so excited for the future of the country. Made the best person win.
Made the best person win. Whoever wins, I'm going to support.
That's my president. And whoever wins, certify that election.

Speaker 1 Don't be insurrectionist. You know what I mean? Do not be insurrectionist.
Don't be an insurrectionist. Don't be insurrectionists.
You guys said last year. Don't be insurrectionists.

Speaker 1 Even if that capital is looking tantalizing, dude, to run it, I'm going to run up in there. Don't run up there.
Don't run in there. Don't just chill.
Just wait. Do you feel like running in there?

Speaker 1 Four years? Don't. Maybe we'll have more.
Maybe we'll have fat ass Elon Musk run for president, bro. Just wait.
Lay down in a closet next to the janitor.

Speaker 1 Find yourself. Find yourself through dreams.
You don't need to run in there. All right.
We did it. I mean, I'm all in on this podcast right now.
I'm all in. I'm so fucking bullish on this pod.

Speaker 1 Blocked. All right.
Goodbye, y'all.

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