Ep 503 - The Male Member (feat. Janus Bifrons)

Wow, wow, Wes.

Guys, this is a tough time for this country,

and honestly, I'm sorry I'm so late to releasing an episode this week.

But this week was tough for me, man.

I had to ask myself some hard questions.

I said, you know, there's a lot of bad stuff going on,

that assassination attempt,

just a country fighting even more, reality just kind of becoming more and more untethered and people just kind of selecting this and that to be real over other things. And I really, I didn't want to talk politics.
It's like almost, I guess it's expected to like weigh in on this whole situation. And I honestly tried.
I talked for 45 minutes about the whole thing and it just sucked because my heart wasn't in it. Between us, what I really wanted to talk about this week is dicks.
I wanted to talk dicks, and I was like, is this really the right time? Like, I don't want to be irreverent towards the American political system, but I'm like, who am I to just talk dicks for two hours straight? Like, for real, I'm talking, for real, just dick talking. You'll see what I'm talking about.
But I decided to go with my gut and I said, America needs to know, uh, you know, how to increase flaccid length, flaccid girth, uh, obviously erect length and girth and just kind of getting as hard as you possibly can. What are some of the things we can do for that? And so I brought on an expert.
So what's going on with like, we're going to jump in to a sliver of the thing that I was doing after I got done talking about all the assassination business, which really, it was just boring. I bored myself while talking about it.
I did. I just, it's not my lane.
It's not my thing. Um one day, if you guys are like, oh, I want to see it,

maybe I'll put it on Patreon.

Maybe I'll just fucking release it.

It sucks.

It for real sucks.

Like, I'm not trying to entice anybody.

It blows.

It is not good.

But I did finally get to Talking Dicks

and then brought on an expert to kind of like, you know, ask him some questions, learn. The guy's name is Janice Biffrin.
And he created what's known known as Fallogenesis. And, dude, this for real might be the most important interview I'll ever do.
It's obviously a topic that strikes at the real heart. You think your political party's a big deal dude what if i told you you could get fatter like and you'll see as he explains like a lot of us could be girth monsters if we just maybe just kept an open mind and heart to a pretty holistic approach for making your bird the best it could be that's all i'm saying saying.
This is the stuff we need to be talking about as a country. I know we're divided, but let's come together on this issue.
Let's get harder, bigger birds, dude. All of us for every man.
That's what I'm talking about. Let's jump right in to the thing and then you'll see.
All right. Thank you guys.
That all brings me to the real thing I wanted to talk about, and that is, man, if you're still listening, God bless your little fucking heart. I recently came, look, you know, now I've obviously broke down the political situation.
I gave you some bad news. Hopefully you can feel better at the poor lady's expense.
She also eventually escapes from the brothels. I don't feel too bad.

But I figured out how to,

and I think how to increase flaccid size.

I really have.

Like, dude, I'm not bragging.

You know, I'm not one to be like,

yeah, dude, my fucking dick's so fucking big.

I'm teenest up most of the time.

But the weather in Texas here is hot.

I think it's absolutely a factor.

My flaccid state has been,

bro,

it's been like,

for real,

taking me aback.

Even when I'm in the AC in my house.

I know obviously everyone gets like,

during the dog days of summer,

you do get kind of like,

you know,

a bit of heat dick,

which,

you know,

everyone's always welcoming.

But dude,

I've been like,

for real, like,

going to take a piss and being like,

yo,

bro. Like, my flaccid state, and here, this is my theory.
And this is the only thing that's changed is I'm crushing water, dude. I'm, I'm hitting like a gallon a day.
Um, I'm not bragging. I have the mountain Valley five gallon glass container, water coolers.
So stoked, but I've been crushing a gallon of water a day. And I think my theory for flaccid gains,

I swear to God, flaccid gains is a dragon I've been chasing.

I don't even care about my boner, dude.

It is what it is.

My boner is but a tool for the creation of life.

My flaccid state is when I'm more kind of, you know,

that's my thing, that's the dragon I'm really chasing. And I've learned if you want to increase your flaccid state, hydration and mindset.
It's those two things. If you're kind of nervous or squirrely, your dong will shrink up.
You will fucking, if you're like, if you can take a deep breath, confidence mode, and you're well hydrated, dude, I swear by this. My flaccid state has been like, like put it this way.
If someone snapped a photo of it, I'd be like, yes, I don't know. That's all I'm saying.
It's nothing, it's nothing impressive or anything. People are like, Holy fuck, but it's absolutely serviceable.
And honestly, I feel, I feel like if like the last couple bathroom breaks I've taken, if I had to take that, my, my lifetime acting goal is to be an extra on HBO and show my penis. So if I ever get to do that, I have the exact recipe.
Obviously, I'm not going to be biggest on the block. But it would be like if I was on Westworld, like standing around a bunch of robots, and I would be proud of it.
Yeah, that's my dick. I'd be proud of it, you know.
It is what it is. I'd be like, yeah, that's me of, I do want to delve into this matter a little further.
So I have an expert I'm going to talk to hopefully tonight. And I can kind of just splice this right in here about how to get your dick bigger.
Cause you know, if the political world is falling apart and we're all addicted to our phones, we might as well have big ass dicks. So I think that's very important.
So hopefully let's see, hopefully we're pinging him in right now. Come on.
Come on, brother. Come on.
It took a lot to fucking convince this guy because he was weary. But I said, brother, the dudes need to know how to get bigger hogs.
Also, he claims that fapping shrinks your dick. What do you think about that? It's unwelcome news.
Let's hear him out. All right.
There you go, dude. All right, thank you so much for joining.
I mean, totally saving the day. I didn't know what I was going to do this week.
And I'll tell you, I'll start off before I introduce you. I'm going to tell you how we kind of crossed paths.
It was really weird. So it weirdly enough had to do with that whole mess this week with former President Donald Trump.
So he got that whole thing happened to him, whatever. Terrible thing.
But it kind of this spilled off of it because I'm sitting there. Everyone's just flooding the Internet with, you know, hot takes about politics, blah, blah, blah.
I said, what's nobody talking about right now? I said, you know, I'm going to talk about the fact that every time I drink a gallon of water every day, my flaccid, my flaccid state is just the most remarkable. And I was like,

nobody's talking dicks right now. So I'm going to talk, I'm going to talk, I'm going to fill

the void. I'm going to corner the market.
I'm going to talk dicks when nobody's everyone's,

no one's paying attention. People are doing other stuff.
So I jump in, I start talking dicks online.

I'm talking about, you know, flaccid state for me and you can correct me if I'm wrong.

I think it's all hydration and mindset. What would you say about that? Um, hydration mindset for sure.
But the other thing is, which is where my work comes into play, blood vessels, blood vessel growth specifically. Whoa.
And that's for, okay, so good. So we'll get into all that stuff.
Um, but um but yeah it was weird enough so i put this tweet out about that specifically and it like hit i think the subreddit my brother saw it and he was like yo check this out and he was like check out and i think you came up somehow through that tweet you came up in the subreddit as well what you were doing he was like dude check this out i was like damn that's crazy so that's how I came to discover you. And it's Janice Bifrons, correct? Janice Bifrons.
I was going to ask you about your last name too. Like what's, how do I say that last name? Mick Cusker.
Mick Cusker. Got it.
You nailed it. So Janice, introduce yourself.
Exactly what do you do? You were just starting to explain it to me. It sounds fascinating.
So what do you do? And I'm glad you agree about my fast, my flaccid size theory. Cause it is, I swear to God, it's hydration and it is mindset.
You're walking around here nervous, dude. You're going to shrimp up.
Yeah. You're going to, you're going to shrimp up pretty fast.
So, um, I got my starts and, uh, gee, I guess I'll wind it way the fuck back. I got fascinated with, like, blood vessels after I got out of bodybuilding when I was in my very, very, like, early childhood, you know, like, teens and stuff like that.
I had gotten really heavy into the bodybuilding scene um blew up on steroids you know like got just huge and uh ended up having a pretty bad episode where i'd grown too fast and my skin came apart and i didn't notice until i got in the shower and like bled out and smacked my head in like a shower alcove and shit like that.

Whoa.

Can I stop you there?

How do you do that?

Is that,

that can happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you,

if,

if you,

if you grow too fast from taking steroids,

your skin will come apart.

Like it,

you're,

you're growing at a,

you know,

a super physiological rate.

Your skin can't keep up depending on your cycle. Like shit can happen yeah you were fucking jacked yeah yeah i was 276 pounds single digit body fat i'm five nine so i mean damn dude yeah it was up there and that started the blood vessel that started your fascination with blood vessels well yeah, because what basically happened after that is I had to go to the doctors because I ended up getting an infection in that particular skin tear was in my groin.
And my doctor just looked at me and was like, you can't keep doing bodybuilding. Your skin tears are getting too out of control.
You keep this up. You're going to end up with like a deep muscle infection you could be you know it could kill you and uh tried and tried and tried to stay in it and it was just you know it's kind of like kind of like for whom the bell tolls kind of thing i knew it was done but i love the body i love the human body i loved i loved everything about it and i was like you know I don't want this passion for bodybuilding to die just because I can't pursue it the way I want, you know, like, what's a way I can pursue the same thing with bodybuilding, but, you know, in a direction that nobody else is thinking about.
And also I heard about smooth muscles and blood vessels and shit like that.

I was like, you know, how the fuck do I grow those?

How do I grow that?

Because, you know, everyone else knows how to grow, you know, skeletal muscle.

How do I grow my vascular system and you know that was tail tail end of my teens by the time bodybuilding was done and over for me i was about 18 19 years old and if you're wondering yes i was like taking steroids by the time i was like 14 years old got it from my mentor and shit so oh damn that's that's pretty young dude so you were like going through puberty on steroids well i hit puberty super young so puberty for me was like 11 i i was like the only like 12 year old with like four o'clock shadow kind of shit you know damn oh yeah you're no you're right 14 i guess would be yeah yeah it 12-year-old with like the clock shadow kind of shit, you know? Damn. Oh, yeah.

No, you're right.

14, I guess, would be.

Yeah, it's like that whole area, like 11 through 15, 14.

So you hit it, and then you just kind of right afterwards smack with some roids.

Yeah, pretty much.

Like my mentor started me on anti-estrogens first just to try to max out my potential,

get me, you know, as big as I possibly could.

And then, you know, he and I sat in his front living room one night and was like, you know,

Do you really want to do this and i was like yeah i really want to do this and you know i prepped my first dose you know sat there right there and we went out we went out and ate at a chinese buffet and he was like you've got one goal keep up because like bodybuilding, the one thing nobody ever tells you is that it's all eating. Like you can take all the steroids in the world, but if you cannot put down enough food to actually use what you're putting in your body, that steroid, you're not going to grow as fast.
So like you'll hear a lot of the big guys talk, you know, it's all eating, but that is not a particular that's that's a little bit later on you know we're on the tail we're on the tail end of all that we're talking about uh vascular growth so um yeah uh ask me something about that whatever you want to know now this is what no i i want to get the story so you know the bodybuilding it's like i can't right, obviously, I'm trying to like, you're just about gains. You're like, I was going to get as big as possible.
I'm not allowed to do that with like my skeletal muscles anymore. I might as well apply the same thinking to my, you know, to my D.
I'm thinking if I'm following you, which, by the way, by the way, noble quest is a very noble quest. So I'm glad.
And you started that around 18. I swear to God.
Dude, 99% of dudes are interested in this topic. Maybe 1% of dudes will talk about it.
And I do applaud you for that. Oh, my dude.
I can relate to that. Oh, my God.
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I know it. I mean, dude, I, yeah, it's one of the, it's such a weak flex to be like, I don't even care about that.
It's like, dude, get the fuck out of here, man. Yes.
And it's like, dude, it's like, you could be a billionaire and you'd be like, yo, I figured this out. They'd be like, they up with the tony stark laboratory but dude do your thing please right right so yeah dude no no shame in the game i've been talking about this stuff forever i'm all about it dude i think and it's so i got into this because of um you know and i do i do do a comedy podcast so i always try to find it you know there's funny aspects of it obviously but i got into the movement of like dudes who are circumcised.
And there used to be this company. I don't know if you've ever heard of it called Manhood Canada, where they basically put like a sleeve on you where you can kind of regain your sensitivity.
Oh, yeah. It's a foreskin restoration.
Yes. Yes.
So I kind of like started fucking around with that. And it is.
It just it kind of fits perfectly for a comedy podcast because it is funny. I was walking around with basically a Velcro sleeve on my dick all day.
It's delightful. It's funny to hear about.
It's kind of fascinating. If people want to try to hate, it's like, bro, stay in your lane.
It's like strong guys. There's no dude.
The strongest dude, if you're thinking about MMA, Jiu-Jitsu, they're not walking around trying to flex. It's always a dude who's not the strongest.
So if you're walking around being like, I don't even care about this dick row and talk, like you said, it's like, bro, I'll see you later. Guarantee you'll hit me up in a minute.
So go on. So how did you, how did you start to study it? Like I would have, like, where would you start with this? So, um, it's a really good question.
Um, so, I mean, I've, I'm just going to try just gonna try what i'm gonna do for you here is i'm just gonna give you as much content as you're willing to get and uh you can kind of like parse it snippet do what you want so uh so here we go um obviously same thing i'm like well i mean at that point in time i knew enough about you know the body because i was like well i mean you know the male member and that's how i prefer to say to it because i hate male members so what's male member made of what's made out of you know like fascia and smooth muscles so i was like well i mean so if i if i can't be like the biggest dude in the room you know i'm going to like the biggest dude in the room you know that's heard that let's go let's go right like if i can't swing hammer i'm slinging hammer you know it's one of those so let's do that let's fucking go

what else is smooth muscle in your body what else is that good question uh basically all of your

blood vessels uh your bones start out as that which is something i'll get into later um

Thank you. that good question.
Uh, basically all of your blood vessels, uh, your bones start out as that, which is something I'll get into later. Um, like it's dude, it's a, it's a really, I, I got way more than I bargained for the deeper down this road I got.
Like it, there's, there are certain aspects of it that even now even even years down the road, it just blows my mind.

Just blows my mind. So I'll get into the start of it and then we'll start to get in the heart of it.
And I'm just going to like. Yeah, do your thing, man.
I got plenty of time. All right.
So, of course, I started out on all of the usual forums like Thunder's Place, PE Gym, tried Matters of Size, some of the smaller ones, just trying to learn about exercises in general, just trying to get a beat on it. And I did that for pretty much, well, you know, kind of the, like I said, kind of like the tail end of my teens, started in my early twenties.
And, uh, you know, on top of that, behind all of this during the bodybuilding days, I'm just doing everything I can to just learn about the body in general. So I'm just kind of adding to it, learning more about smooth muscles, learning more about the sexual organs.
Um, what I discovered, um, it's, it's painful to say this, It's really painful to say this, like, and you'll it's it's painful to say this it's really painful to say this like and you'll understand why it's painful it all just sucked it is just all so horrible so horribly damaging so horribly fought like flawed poorly thought out like so like joking sorry to cut like jelking you're saying yeah okay like like pretty

much all of it and i can and i can give you a breakdown of all that but we'll start with jelking since you're bringing that up so with jelking jelking actually has an incredibly rich history so what jelking was originally intended to do was it was a form of mock battle so like whenever whenever a guy is entering a woman you know the vagina kind of closes in and it pushes the blood in the cavernosal bodies like kind of kind of kind of sucks it through the arterial channels that are deep and then pushes it out the venous channel and what will happen a lot of times is whenever guys you know like really in the th it, you know, kind of going pound town, he has a really hard time maintaining an erection because his, well, I mean, they didn't really know this way back when. And I'm talking like centuries and centuries and centuries ago.
You know, they didn't really know that it was a case of, you know, arterial insufficiency. So what they did is with Jelking, so what we know of it today, it's from from base to glands but it got misinterpreted because it starts in like way like way out in like the middle east like the far east and shit all right it was supposed to be from glands to base it was supposed to be like a mock battle it was supposed to mimic penetration that's what it was supposed to do it was supposed to prepare you for that and people are milking themselves like an udder basically going the reverse way yeah they're they're it got and just got misinterpreted now at the time whenever i discovered jelking i did not know any of this shit so of course i'm doing it from you know base to And what's what's, of course, happening is I'm getting varicose veins.

I'm blowing out my veins.

Damn.

That's what and that's what Jelkin, the Jelkin that we know of today, it causes varicose veins.

It destroys the vascular pathways that that basically help support and help the the male member work.

It's yeah.

And and so try Jelkin, got a lot of varicose veins from it got you know worsening potency did not get any size from it uh then i was like okay so jelking's not that great gave that a try so let's try stretching let's see how that goes uh did stretching for a long time and I ended up with what I basically referred to as, you can almost call it like cap separation. So you've got the corporate cavernosal bodies, which are deep.
And then over top those, you've got the tunica albugania. And then over top that, you've got a layer of veins.
And then over top of that, you've got the Bucks fascia. And then you've got a couple other structures that exist then underneath the Coles fascia.
So basically, whenever you do a pulling exercise, like most pulling exercises, you're taking your hand, you're forming a circle, you're wrapping it around your glands, and then you're pulling up. That's what most stretch exercises, stretch devices.
They're either a suction cup or there's some sort of a compression band that goes right underneath the glands and it's pulling on that well what that will cause is is it it affects the more superficial structures but it doesn't really affect the deeper structures like the actual cavernous bodies so what'll happen is is that buck's fascia that exists over top that venous layer which is over top the tunic albugania it'll'll stretch out. And so you start to get this,

this bizarre wiggle at the top of your member to where your glands will

actually kind of be slopping about on the top of your, yes, yes.

A lot of guys don't know this,

but until I actually take the time to explain this to a lot of guys,

they're like, I have no idea what this is. You know, they just think like,

oh, you know,

my glands are supposed to slip to the left and the right so incredibly easily but no that that's not the case what's basically happened is is has have they have they elongated the tissue technically yes they've elongated the box fascia but when they do that you end up with a hemodynamically or rather a hydraulically compromised member so if you have separation between the bucks and then that that underlying venous layer and the tuna cal bougainia you actually have a very difficult time keeping an erection so what you'll see a lot and this is something that'll tie into something i'm sure you've seen uh compression bands you know like cock rings like guys will have to wear cock rings right yeah they have to wear a cock ring

because that'll tie into something i'm sure you've seen uh compression bands you know like cock rings like guys will have to wear cock rings right yeah they have to wear a cock ring because they're their their member is hydraulically compromised it doesn't work right anymore so they have to wear cock rings in order to actually get hard because there's that layer separation and is that the only way that can happen from the stretching, or can that just be normal wear and tear? To some extent, that's a really good question. That's a great, great question.
It can actually happen with normal wear and tear. That's something that I see with guys that have erectile dysfunction, which is kind of where my work ties in later.
So from doing gelking, from doing stretching, and so from the gelking and the stretching, and then I also did pumping, which is again, the same set of problems, it tends to work the tissue superficially, but not really deep. Although there are some ways around that, which is actually something I have up on my Reddit, but i'll explain that later uh so i tried let's see gelking stretching pumping extending uh tried injections by the way needles near your dick that's really scary like don't do it was that like botox injections uh not botox i was doing trimix i getting Trimix from this place called All Day Chemists,

which is basically like this fly-by-night drug company out in the middle of the sea.

Just let me stop you.

Your ability to take these experiments to the next level is for real commendable.

Like, I tried jelking many moons ago, and I just got scared.

I was like, bro, I'm not.

It, like, freaked me out.

But, like, the fact that you went all the way on all these things is admirable.

Again, it honestly is one of the most noble quests. So no needles, that doesn't work.
Yeah, well, okay. So like, so the injections, the injections actually work really well.
They were nice. The injections were nice.
But at the same time, you know, oh my God, you think you've ever been hard in your life dude you just give it up really nice but but there there's there's a real risk of infection there's a real risk of scar tissue there's a real risk of fucking up the dose and having you know a medically induced priapism that that could not go down like did you got to look at videos of how they drain a priapism like they they take this large gauge needle right and they shove it through your glands and then they penetrate the cavernosal bodies and then they suck the blood out sometimes they don't even do that sometimes they just take a scalpel and just run it through there and just squirt it out like a pimple oh my god are you serious i'm dead serious it's you do not want to pry and that was what scared me i was like this is like i mean it's okay right now but when's the day going to come that it's not going to be okay and someone's going to take a scalpel and be like bob's your uncle you know oh yeah oh my god i didn't know that and this so what's the difference between this stuff and um what you call it botox okay so what botox will do botox will basically cause uh it'll basically cause your muscles to be unable to contract that they won't work properly which will effectively cause uh it will cause an erection because it interferes with your muscles ability to to contract.

I see. I see.
I see. Yeah.

So, I mean, like, you know, like rich white women, they're like, oh, I've got wrinkles in my face.

Let me just shove a needle in there, you know, in their and their muscles.

They can't work anymore. It's no wrinkles.

You know, yeah. Same principle.

So, yeah, did did the injections. I never went so far as to inject like silicone into there like i i've so doing this job you see some things that are just like way out there i mean like way way way way so far left field you'd like you know silicone's intense silicone's intense it's like a breast implant basically it pretty much okay so like what what these guys will do is they'll inject silicone into the corporal bodies and i saw the picture of this one dude it looked like he he didn't even have it didn't even look like a tube anymore it just looked like a basketball he just had a basketball he'd injected so much silk he couldn't even pee properly he had to shove he had to shove a sounding rod down his urethra in order to pee because there was so much pressure on his urethra from all the silicone he just couldn't do it oh my god it was it was fetish taking just a whole next level you know or like other crazy stuff is penile bifurcation you ever heard about that it's really split it right yeah it's where a guy literally sits there and takes a razor blade over several months and just splits the chambers apart like it looks like some flower why is it fold out or something like what does it do yeah it like like folds out like looks like some it almost looks vs.
Predatory. Oh, no thanks.
No thanks. Yeah, that's one of those like I'm glad I know about this, but that's like brain cancer and that keeps me up at night.
Did I really need to know this? Oh. Yeah, so weird stuff.
But anyway, so after I do these injections, I'm like, okay, I can't really keep doing this. So what are some other things that I can try? What are some other things that I can do again, all day chemists.
I, I start ordering in Viagra and Cialis because they were selling it like super cheap. It was like, like a dollar 50 for the blues and like three for the reds.
I was like, shut up and take my money. You know, because you walk up to the pharmacy and they're like 20 bucks a tub.
I was like, no. Yeah.
Right. So so I get I get Viagra and Cialis and I start experimenting with those and they're working out pretty damn well.
I mean, it's not quite as well as the injections, but they're doing great. And then.
And then it all kind of started falling apart one night. So what a lot of guys do not know about Viagra and Cialis, which, which personally, personally, it scares me a lot because you've got services like HIMS and, and I'm not singling out HIMS or, you know, any of those like kind of, you know, email prescription basis, you know, cause I think there's a genuine need for, you know, like reasonable medication costs for, you know, easy access to certain types of drugs.
I'm for that. basically with viagra specifically not cialis cialis is okay but viagra specifically

it can cause a form of, it can, N-A-O-I-N, I can't remember what that stands for, but basically you end up with a form of nerve damage in your eyes. What? So what PDE5 inhibitors, the Viagra specifically, what it will cause is it will cause the pressure inside of your eyes to go down.
And your eyes actually need a certain level of pressure inside of them in order to oxygenate those cells, to oxygenate your nerve cells. So whenever you're taking Viagra, one of the common side effects guys talk about is blue vision.
You ever heard of blue vision? No. You basically end up with blue afterimages.
Now, at the beginning, those blue afterimages, they're not so bad. You barely notice them.
But that's why they're so insidious. That blue showing up is actually your body trying to tell you that your nerves aren't getting enough oxygen, that the nerves in your eyes are actually dying.
Dude, so you for real, you know, you literally start to look like Avatar. Everything starts looking blue.
Yeah. Like anytime you like look away from like, well, OK, so OK, so you make a good point.
So basically, like, say you're looking at something and then you look away you end up with this like super rich ultra dark blue after image that makes it almost oh oh i see i see what you're saying no i know what you mean so you look at a thing you look away and there's still like almost like cotton frame in your eyes the thing you were just looked at but just like blue yeah a very dark blue dark blue. That's great.
And it just proceeded to get worse and worse to the point to where to this day, I'm still night blind. I have a very hard time seeing at night because of it.
Damn. And I, and I found out after I stopped it and I flushed all the drugs that it was, uh, they, they first started noticing it over in the United Kingdom.
I do a lot of business in the united kingdom for whatever reason i think maybe it's something in their water i think they need to have better water treatments uh me and a couple of guys actually traced a chemical leakage from one of the factories because i had a bunch of customers along this one river and i was like this is fucking weird why is it all along this one river what in the UK? Yeah, it was in the United Kingdom. It was basically a factory that was not handling their toxic waste properly.
And they were dumping it into the river and was ending up in the water supply. And it was causing some pretty bad vascular side effects.
This was like a year and a half into starting the forum that I started kind of tracking this shit i was like this is this is this is kind of fucking weird what the hell's going on here and me and me and some guys in the in that particular area of the country started tracking this shit and we nailed it down to that that's crazy yeah like i said i mean i i talked to guys like i talked to guys all over the world The craziest conversation I ever had was on the plains of Mongolia. And this this dude was like jumping up and down in his Jeep trying to keep signal on his satin.
I'm like, hold on. Wait a minute.
You know, taking his phone higher up in the air. Like I've had some cool conversations because of this work.
I've met so many cool kind of like you. I've met so many cool people, you know, so.
Yeah, yeah. And it is one of those of those things it's the same thing when people find out what you do they go wait what and it's like a it's like a charged subject you know people either say oh you think you're funny or whatever for you it's like oh yeah i don't need that it's like all right bro bust it out right now right right table homes let's go so so you had so you you went you tried all the different types all the different things so where did that ultimately take you what did it all culminate in it it all it all culminated in severe erectile dysfunction severe erectile dysfunction i i was i couldn't i couldn't keep it up period on the story like i would you know i would at that particular time in my life, I wished I was a two-pump chump.
I couldn't even keep it hard enough to be a two-pump chump, you know? Yeah. And how old were you then? I was, like, mid-20s.
Damn, right. So, I mean, I'm a decently young guy.
You know, I shouldn't be having these problems. And I was like, one night, I was just kind of sitting on my computer and i was like you know what i i don't even want to try to get big anymore i don't want to try to i don't want to try to pursue this anymore i just want to return to what i used to be i just want to be able to get it up enough to be you know with a girl so i can be that two-pump chump like like you know i don't know how much i can cuss on can i cuss on youtube is that you say whatever you want yeah you know i was like fuck all with this size shit i just want to be able to actually have sex again yeah so that's how i that's how i started looking into this i was like instead of trying to grow the male member let's let's just try to figure out how i can get it back to functional.
So I started studying blood vessels very, very intensely. And I mean, I've been studying them intensely for quite a long period of time, but, but it was the switch in my head from trying to make myself bigger to just making myself functional that seemed to open up all the right doors.
So you took like a holistic, sorry to cut. You took like a holistic approach rather than like, you know, just be like, I'm going to, I'm going to grow this at the expense of everything.
You took like a holistic, that's what it sounds like. Yeah.
I took a holistic approach. And one of the first things I'd come across on this lovely, lovely, lovely website called library Genesis.
It's like the library of alexandria of the internet like any any book you could possibly think of it's probably on there like hundreds of millions of texts but you gotta you know a vpn to get to it but uh i'd come across this book while searching on library genesis it was uh it had been outdated not a print for a long assass time. It was in German.
It was called Wandergris something or other. I can't remember.
But basically, it was about the guy who had discovered the Bayliss Effect. And William Maddock Bayliss, I think, is his full name.
And he was like Sir William, because I think he got knighted or something like that anyway read his book on the bayless effect and it basically talked about how smooth muscles are involuntary so like uh so whenever a smooth muscle is suddenly distended it has these channels on the outside of its cell that will open and close based on distension. So say you've got a cell and it goes like this, it suddenly stretches, smooth muscle and it suddenly stretches.
You've got these ion gates on the outside of the cell that will open up and will selectively filter in things like magnesium and calcium. And whenever that calcium comes into contact with these receptors inside of it, it's like this giant electrical storm inside the cell.
You actually, when you look at it under a microscope and something else, I can't remember the name of it. You see like this, this aura around the cell.
It's like static electricity from like a blanket or some shit around the cell. And that's the calcium ions like getting sucked in and then what creating oh yeah it's trippy as hell and uh nitric oxide is involved in the process like you need nitric oxide to make it work they're they're like uh like i've mentioned on youtube smooth muscles are like little living engines they're like little living engines that's they're one of the things that keep you alive they're just little autonomous engines that can stack and work together like legos or something they're they're amazing it's crazy i actually was thinking about it this morning in the shower i'm like the fact that i have who knows how many cells in my body all working harmoniously blows my mind on a pretty daily basis it's like dude how are these things all working together it's crazy so you're saying it's that's nuts so the various little like you're saying chambers there's like component that are they like the building blocks of the smooth muscle these little kind of like you're saying these little engines that kind of expand based on like some sort of electrical signal fill in with the appropriate you know their calcium magnesium bottle uh nit.
I remember NO Explode. I took it a couple of times working out.
Okay. Yeah.
Smooth muscles are basically the building blocks of the vascular system. They're one, they're, they're, well, I'd call smooth muscles more like the structural support of the vascular system, but we we'll tie that in we'll tie that in later so got done pretty much well digging through that book using google translate which by the way is horrible because you could only do like a page like you really do like like three quarters of a page and this is like a several hundred page book i you know i basically just i pretty much Google translated which chapters I actually wanted to read.
And then I would sit there and like slowly begrudgingly work my way through this book, you know, and it's not translating all that great. Like Google, Google translates great, but some languages it's a little iffy.
Yeah. Especially what I like, I like to call it the dark triangle, which is like Cyrillic languages.
Not so great. But so I dug through that book and I was like, OK, I've got a much better idea of what's going on here.
Let's let's go on to Google Scholar and see what other stuff we can find. And that's when I started learning more about smooth muscles and endothelial cells and how those two relate.
And then I would go back to library genesis to try and find some other manuals on that particular topic. And then I pretty much took that as far as I could.
And I was like, I need to get a hold of much more up-to-date stuff. And basically with the money I was making from doing odd jobs and stuff like personal training, did that for a while.
pretty much throwing it at a like research hubs like l cyber and uh github and uh l cyber is the only one that's really coming to mind right now that expensive but i was pretty much they're super those things are super expensive usually schools like subsidize those because they're just yeah i actually what no bullshit i actually went to college just so i can get a hold of their research manual i got a degree in sociology but i mean i went to college just so i could access to the free shadows like great it's probably cheaper honestly it was it was genuinely cheaper because like a 24 to 48 hour window a renting a 24 to 48 hour of renting, I could set you back like two, three hundred bucks, man. So like if you.
Yeah. So if you're like digging into like, you know, a pretty complicated topic and like the new up to date stuff, you're you're your piggy bank might start out, you know, fat and, you know, fat and fluffy.
It ain't going to stay that way. It's going to look like sad and deflated and you know it's not good that's an absolutely beast move yeah so so i went to college uh i i had gone pre-med initially but uh some family complications had gotten in the way in that i had to drop out of the pre-med program i was at another college and uh i had ended up having to roll all that into a sociology degree, which at the time I was just like so upset about.
But, you know, I kept with the self-study, you know, abused the research hubs that they had access to and stuff and kept the ball rolling. And that was when I started learning about a phrase that I'd never really heard before.
I'd never heard before, before this particular time in my in my life you know that that switch i was talking about from going from trying to get myself bigger to going to how you mentioned the holistic approach and that was the term arteriogenesis and that's that's where it all started like everything was kind of like a steady climb in terms of my knowledge but the moment i learned about arteriogenesis it was just like it was just a rocket so um with arteriogenesis it is it got its start in like the 1940s 1950s and before that they had like really tenuous amounts of knowledge like kind of kind of scant knowledge about it with like deer antlers so what some of these like uh burgeoning researchers and scientists would do is they would uh they would they pretty much will butcher the heads of these deer these these deer that were still alive. They'd like sitting there and go inside their skull and stuff and like, like cut off like certain blood vessels and stuff to see if it would affect how their antlers would grow.
Yeah. And, uh, you know, they'd find like one antler would grow a little bit more than the other.
And they're like, Oh, okay. So like cutting this blood vessel actually causes something, you know, and then they'd come back to that deer you know a year later whenever the antlers had fallen off or something like that and look at again oh hey those blood vessels have grown back or you know or it's like the these these antlers are growing at the same rate again and that was like 1800s you know so it really got its start you know 1940s 1950s and then by the 1960s they were gaining a lot of traction uh it was uh

they were gaining a lot of traction. They were looking for alternative means of therapy for people that were having heart disease.
You know, how they could get these working class people back up to snuff, back up to speed, without having to send them to these expensive clinics or having to prescribe them medication, which back then, you know, had all kinds of egregious side effects. They needed something better.
So they had pretty much just started putting people on treadmills, you know, like getting, you know, working, doing aerobic exercise and stuff like that. And what they were discovering was, was that aerobic exercise was effectively causing blood vessels to grow.
And by this point in time, they really didn't know about it. They had some ideas about it, but they didn't really know it.
1940s, 1950s, this is a totally new concept that aerobic exercise caused blood vessels to grow. And there was a schism.
There was this great, great schism that happened in the medical industry around this time, around this particular topic. Some researchers were saying, you know, it's hypoxia.
It's the lack of oxygen tissues that are causing these blood vessels to grow. And then a much, and it was, it was a much smaller voice, a much smaller grouping of researchers that was like, well, hold on.

What if it's not hypoxia?

What if it's actually blood flow itself that's causing blood vessels to grow?

What if it's the change in the rate of blood flow?

And their hypothesis was that it wasn't hypoxia.

It was actually the friction of blood against the vascular walls that was causing this. Oh, Jesus.
All right. But that's, yeah, it wasn't making like new capillaries and all that stuff.
It was just expanding arteries. It was doing both.
So it was making, it was making the existing vascular system larger and it was making the walls thicker, but it was also causing capillary beds to form new capillary beds at this it was causing tissue growth it was causing actual tissue growth and they were they were so divided on what was causing that well come you know fast forward you know it's it's modern times it's like you know 2000 know, 2000, you know, 2010 plus, you know, several, several decades later, you know, I'm coming into the scene learning about this and I get to see the, this historical, you know, process play out even now, even now going on to like, you know, research hubs, you're going to see more stuff about hypoxia causing vascular growth, then you will shear stress, which is what that was, that blood friction, that the speed, the rate of blood flow through a channel causes irritation and causes friction against that vascular wall. That's what's known as shear stress.
And that's hypoxia. That's hypoxia, you're saying? So the friction of blood flow against the vascular wall, that's called shear stress.
Okay. And whenever you're like exercising super duper hard and you like run out of steam, you know, it's like no matter how much you want to go, it's like you just can't, you can't lift that weight again.
You can't run and, you know, walk another step. You're like just dead tired.
That would be an example of hypoxia. Gotcha.
Blood vessels can grow from hypoxia, which is kind of how that schism happened because they already had research on the topic that hypoxia could cause vascular growth. The problem is that it's a panic reaction.
It's more of a panic reaction than it is a go-to for vascular growth. Whenever oxygen content in a particular area of the body starts to drop, the half-lives of certain growth factors goes up because they're reacting to oxygen, which makes their half-life go down.
When you have a low-oxygen environment, the half-lives of these growth factors extends quite a bit. A great example would be like BEGF.
If you're exposing BEGF to oxygen, an oxygen-rich environment, healthy tissues, it's got a half-life of like two to three hours. But in a low-oxygen environment, it's like plus hours.
So they, they were not wrong in their assumptions. They were not, the research they were doing around that time wasn't wrong, but it just wasn't the body's main go-to causing bad growth.
It wasn't the best way to like functionally. It's like, well, if you're like red lining your body for R2 or to grow your arteries and stuff, it's probably not the best move.
Right, right. It's not the best move.
It's not the body's main go-to. Sure, stress was.
So anyway, with arteriogenesis, this idea of blood friction causing vascular growth, what is involved in that? And I'll go ahead and break down arteriogenesis as much much as I can and we're going to use that as a stepping stone for kind of what I'm doing now today. So whenever you have someone engaging in aerobic exercise, you've got blood that is moving through the vascular channels faster than normal.
Now the first reaction to your body to blood friction, to the sheer stress is an increase in nitric oxide from your endothelial cells. Your endothelial cells have these little hairs.
It's almost like grass. Like you ever seen like a wide open field and you saw a breeze roll through and you watch the grass like blow and wave.
Endothelial cells have the exact same thing. The endothelial cells line your blood vessels and off of those endothelial cells are like these are it's like grass almost it's these little hairy protrusions and whenever they get tilted so much by blood flow going through a channel at a certain rate it it causes an activation of these internal mechanisms inside the endothelial cells that causes them to release nitric oxide and the vascular channel widens.
And a lot of guys know this is like, you know, getting the vasopump, getting the muscle pump, you know, it's like, raw, you know, it's like, check out my pump right now, you know, that most guys know it is that the other is, you know, say with aerobic exercise, you know, I'm sure you've you've done some treadmill work, and you're looking down, and your veins are really sticking out. You're like, man, I feel like I've got a roadmap going on.
This feels great. Right.
So that would be an example of a nitric oxide release. But now say you upped the rate.
You upped the rate of blood flow even more, has to point to where the nitric oxide release isn't enough to really pull back the sheer stress on that arterial wall. And we're going to start in arteries first here.
So let's say the blood passing through that arterial channel, you've already released nitric oxide, you've already widened it, but the level of sheer stress on those endothelial cells, it's still too great. What does the body do then? The endothelial cells then begin to release a growth factor called vascular endothelial growth factor, specifically vascular endothelial growth factor

subtype BB. Whenever VEGF gets released, it releases from the endothelial cells, and it kind of becomes like this cloud in the vascular channel, and it causes an increase in dilation, both ascending and descending.

It causes like this domino ripple effect.

And you get that from basically prolonged aerobic exercise. Like you get the nitric oxide release, say in a general workout within the first five to 10 minutes.
But say you continue that aerobic exercise for another 30 to 45 minutes, you know, when you cap out in like a 45 minute session, within the first five to 10 minutes, nitric oxide's already done its work. Now your body's beginning to release VEGF to cause not just a greater level of vasodilation, but to also begin to super compensate, just like in bodybuilding.
You know how like, if you max out your muscles and you're kind of like breaking them down a little bit, your body's basically setting the stage for super compensation for your blood vessels to grow. So that way, if it ever comes across that level of sheer stress again, the blood vessels are wider, they're thicker, they can work so much better.
So that way you can engage in that level of aerobic exercise again. Think about it, you know, think about how humanity would have made

it this far if we couldn't, you know, outrun the things that were trying to eat us like lions and

tigers and shit like that. Imagine if, you know, like those little wubbies way back in the jungle

is like, oh, you know, you're fucked, you're just dead. So your body has to have some way to,

to super compensate some way to adapt to that kind of, that kind of a stimulus, that kind of a,

You know, potentially... just did so your body has to have some way to to super compensate some way to adapt to that kind of that kind of a stimulus that kind of a you know potentially life-threatening situation so it releases bgf subtype bb and it's it's just it's in its name vascular endothelial growth factor what it will cause is it will cause your endothelial cells to begin to proliferate to increase in number and what they'll start to do is as they start increasing in number they start to burrow out into the vascular walls they start to form these little transient micro channels really trippy yeah it's like these it's like these little fingers that'll kind of grow out into the extracellular matrix it's almost like if you looked at your blood vessel so blood vessels themselves are kind of like a mesh they're not really a uniform tube they're more like a mesh and the endothelial cells will grow through these mesh to form like little hairs that stick out in the extracellular matrix.
And they'll begin releasing that VEGF further into those little microchannels. And that process, say, okay, so tying in bodybuilding, tying in experience, right, bringing it to the forefront here.
So most people are going to recommend, you know, your exercising, like say you go to the gym, you do a workout. You're going to take like anywhere between one to two days rest before you work those muscles again.
Well, it's kind of like aerobic exercise a little bit, but that's something you have to do all the time. So let's say you run super hard in that treadmill.
You, you know, you, you kind of push yourself pretty good for those 30 to 45 minutes. Well, I mean, what do you got to do? You got to walk out to your car.
You got to walk at work. You got to, you know, walk here, walk there.
You got to walk around the store to, uh, you know, go get groceries. You keep, uh, you keep your blood flow up, but you lower the level that you're doing it at.
You're not trying to punch at the ceiling. You're just trying to maintain a steady rate here.
So you've got your intense workout and then you've got steady state throughout the day. When you combine those two, you're basically helping to maintain those transient channels.

That's why I call it trans.

Oh, okay.

That makes sense.

Right.

So these endothelial cells will sell out these little hairy fingers into the ECM, the extracellular matrix, during these intense bouts of exercise. and then your steady state aerobic exercise throughout the day,

basically, you know, work, you know, doing your job, you know,

walking through the store, stuff like that. And then just to stop, this is what, uh, I don't know if you ever didn't know, been to orange theory.
This is their whole thing. It's like you work out your heart rates on a board with all the other people and that you get splat points every time you're in, I think 80, 85% of your cardiac output output.
If you're in that zone from 85 to 100, 85 is like orange. If you get to 90, it becomes red.
But if you do that for 13 minutes of the hour long workout, they say you get, they just call it like an afterburn effect where like you're, you burn hundreds of more calories just because you hit that sustained output. And it sounds like what you're talking about.
You get your body to like a red line state and through your like more steady state activities throughout the day, your body's like you were saying, just trying to maintain all these little connections you've made. Pretty cool.
Right, yeah, your metabolic rate goes up because your body after that intense workout, it's trying to super compensate. It's trying to adapt to what you've done to it.
So of course your metabolic rate is going to go up and all of this is going to tie in together really, really beautifully. So, so after you've, you've made these little hairs, these little feelers, that's not the end of the process.
There's an additional step where shit just gets absolutely crazy. So once you've got these these feelers in place you go to do your next workout after you've done your steady state you know just doing you know just live in your life when you go to do the the subsequent exercise you know a day two days later and you re-expose your vascular channels and these little feelers to additional sheer stress, they start

releasing a different growth factor. They release what's known as platelet-derived growth factor,

PDGF. Now, PDGF is pivotal because it is not a growth factor for endothelial cells.

It's a growth factor for smooth muscle cells. Whoa.
And what it will do is it will release PDGF out into these little feelers. And smooth muscles, they're like little living engines, but in this particular case, they're also kind of like bloodhounds sniffing out a blood trail.
They're like, I smell growth factor. I smell the thing that's going to make me bigger.
I smell my next meal. And so these smooth muscles will start kind of wiggling around and they'll start breaking down their structural support.
So remember how I was saying that smooth muscles are kind of like the structure of a blood vessel? So what smooth muscles will do is once they've kind of gotten themselves cemented into a structure, once they've got themselves in place, they'll begin releasing collagen. They'll start making these collagen sheaths around themselves to hold them in place, but also to give the structure that they're in more integrity.
Well, whenever they start to sense this PDGF, they start to break down that collagen themselves and then they begin to migrate they begin to migrate from the outer walls of the vascular system towards the channel towards the internal channel damn so that's like more of those deeper structures you're talking about that these other techniques don't really affect.

Well, like I said, we're getting into that. We'll get into that.

So what were you talking about?

Huh?

So what did you mean by that? Where are they migrating towards?

Okay. So say you've got a tube, right?

Endothelial cells are existing inside the tube and then smooth muscles are existing in the wall of the tube.

Thank you. tube, right? Endothelial cells are existing inside the tube and then smooth muscles are existing in the wall of the tube.
So what the smooth muscles will do is they'll start migrating from the walls of that tube more towards the inside and they'll get like right up under. These smooth muscles that have migrated, they'll get like right next to those endothothelial cells and these endothelial cells that are you know in the in the main bulk of the channel they're just pushing out pdgf and just like waves just big big clouds and these smooth muscles are just bathing in this growth factor and they're proliferating they're increasing in number they're growing because they're being bathed in these growth factors by endothelial cells and something that we know from studying like uh the cardiovascular system like people that say that have heart disease they have this thing called um what's that called can't internal

internal what's that called? Camp internal, internal, inward remodeling. So in arteriogenesis, you have outward remodeling.
In heart disease, you have inward remodeling. What basically happens is in the case of heart diseases, you have these smooth muscles migrating inward and it's causing the channel to temporarily narrow.
It's forming what's known as a neo-intimal layer of smooth muscles just underneath this layer of endothelial cells because the process of arteriogenesis gets halted because you don't have someone that's engaging in steady state. You know, they're living a sedentary life or they're not engaging regularly enough in aerobic exercise.
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But let's say it's not halted. Let's say you've got somebody that's actually engaging in steady state.
You've got somebody engaging in regular aerobic exercise. Once these smooth muscles start to proliferate, they start to form that neo-intimal layer.
Yes, the channel will temporarily narrow, but that's when the true magic starts to happen when you have somebody who has a healthy lifestyle. Those channels, remember those feelers I was telling you about, those hairs that poke into the ECM? What they start to do is the endothelial cells on the internal part of the channel, they'll begin to ramp down how much PDGF they produce.
And then the little feelers out here will ramp up how much PDGF they're producing to cause these increased amount of smooth muscles to migrate back out into the walls. And then you end up with a channel that begins to widen, but the walls are also thicker.
And because you've also maintained those feelers, you have increased capillary bed density as well. You have actual factual structural growth here.
You have you have increased capillary bed density as well. You have actual factual structural growth here.

You have,

you have verifiable growth.

You have growth.

You can actually see,

you know,

when you like look down a microscope,

you can see this channels bigger.

You can see the capillary bed density has gone up.

So I was like coming from the guy.

Yeah.

So coming from the guy who has erectile dysfunction,

I was like,

holy fucking shit.

How can I apply this?

Thank you. so i was like coming from the guy yeah so coming from the guy who has erectile dysfunction i was like holy fucking shit how can i apply this i holy shit how can i how can i how can i take advantage of this this arteriogenesis and i hit a wall i hit a big ass wall because there's not many books written about the vascular system of the male member there There's just not.
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that's that's all of them actually so come on out bye i kind of i kind of became a philosopher i'd like for you to elaborate on that also is this still while you're in school for sociology yeah i'm doing all this that's so wild dude and you said you just keep all this stuff to yourself or you like we talked to people about this stuff or like how did you i i'd try i'd try to talk to guys about it but it's kind of like you were saying you're like you're like oh i don't have that problem you know it's like i'll see you later you know it was one of those for sure for sure and uh you know i kind of got encouraged by that along the ways you know yeah i mean yeah you know up close, you know, up close in person, like the big groups, you know, the guys would push back at me. But it would always be at the tail end of the night, you know, say I was at a party.
I'd end up chilling with the boys and they'd just ask me about, you know, tell me more about this. You know, you know, it's like, man, I got to hear more about this, you know, and then encouraged me along the way and um oh i took advantage of of course you know things that we have available to us which is you know this anonymous porn hub you know i'm you know as any guy i'll tell you know like you're gonna you're gonna spend so many hours of your life on porn hub it's just going to happen.
But instead of me being the guy, you know,

holding my junk in my hand, doing one of these,

I'm sitting there with like a pad and paper,

you know, like watching, like, okay, so what's this going on?

What's this doing?

And I started watching videos specifically of like,

I tried to get to the heart of the philosophy of sex

in the male member by studying instances where,

Thank you. tried to get to the heart of the philosophy of sex in the male member by studying instances where procreation was most likely to happen how how adaptations can be passed on over time how a structure could form over the centuries the millennia based on who is actually getting a chance to procreate.
And so I started studying females, you know, females are basically the ones that are helping guys, you know, propagate themselves, you know, making the next generation of males. So I started studying female sexuality, how females move during a sexual encounter when they are pursuing orgasm.
And so I just started watching videos, you know, of like, you know, cowgirl girl on top type motion, you know, type type videos. And, and yeah, you know, not, you know, it's not, I'm not sitting there with my dick in my hands.
I'm sitting there with a notepad and paper in my hands, you know, like, okay, so like what's going on here? And this is the most impressive part of this, by the way, the fact that you're able to do that i mean oh don't get me wrong i mean it was like so tempted you sit there and you'll beat without really fast it was like no no no i gotta stay on time i mean unbelievable and then so you were studying you wanted to see and why did you study that specifically i wanted to study it because there was there was something inside of me.

There was this little voice telling me that that was where the answer lied. That was where the answer to my problems lied.
So I started I started looking at how females moved in these positions where they're the sexual aggressor when they wanted to go towards orgasm. because without getting too deep into the thicket here,

whenever a female's orgasm because uh without getting you know too deep into the thicket here whenever females orgasm there's there's a greater a much greater likelihood of procreation actually happening of the semen actually making it to where it needs to go get to the egg baby happens so i was like how are these females moving and it was like this undulation the way that they would move whenever they were pursuing orgasm. It was the way that they would tilt their hips coming down, going up.
They would tilt back whenever they were squatting down on the guy. And then they would tilt towards the guy, like towards his head whenever they were rising up.
And I was like, what the fuck is that? What are you doing? What kind of like primordial dance are you doing right now? That it's like, I know the answer is there. What the fuck is that? And so I was, I was like, I gotta, I gotta dig into these research manuals more.
I gotta figure out what the fuck's going on here. So I started looking at pelvic anatomy at the blood vessels in a male's pelvis.

And what I figured out was that the male member was supplied off the aortic forks that go down into your legs. So you've got the main aortic trunk, right? And then you've got these forks that go down into your legs.
Well, in the pelvis, you've got these other ones that are called the iliac arteries. They're like these little off, well, actually, they're pretty large offshoots that feed, you know, the tissue masses in your pelvic girdle.
And then off of the iliacs, you've got the internal iliacs. Now, the internal iliacs, that's where the story gets interesting because the internal iliacs are the ones that feed the male member.
And it's got branches that come off of it three of them and you've got an internal iliac on each fork so they're a mirror of each other so you've got three forks on either side of this iliac you've got the um you've got the bulbo urethral artery which which feeds your corpusiosum. You've got the deep cavernous artery that feeds the main cavernosum.
And then you've got the third one, which is the deep dorsal artery. And as you as you use the methodology to come up with, you can actually see that deep dorsal artery gets so fat.
It's like ropes on the side of your dick, man.

It's just fucking cool.

It's like, it's, it's, it's, it's like ropes and you can actually use that to track deeper internal growth of the vascular structures. But again, we, we've got to get into the whole hemodynamic thing here.
Like I said, I'm, I'm going to give you as much details and stuff you want to work with. So I got looking at like, what are, so we've got females that are engaging in like this primordial dance whenever they're pursuing orgasm.
And I know that orgasm, whenever that happens, you've got a much higher chance of procreation. So females have been causing male structures, male sexual structures to adapt to this dance over time in order to work.
Because like, say that girl, you know, that woman, she's sitting there doing her dance, doing her thing, and your dick's going soft. You don't make babies.
You don't make babies. You don't procreate.
You kids you know so you know like the guy the guys that have these structures in place that kind of match up with this dance those genes are being passed on they're they're being adapted they're growing they're they're improving in their efficiency so i knew that somewhere in my genetics right now through you know however many centuries or millennia of evolution have, have adapted to this dance. So I was like, so, so the female is pulling her pelvis towards me.
Like say, you know, you've got a girl riding on top, her pelvis is pulling towards me. It's, it's her vaginal wall is dragging on that spongiosum.
Now where's that blood going? It's getting pushed up into the glands. Now, where the fuck is it going from there? Where is it going? It's going out your deep dorsal vein that rides along the very middle of your cavernosal chamber.
So you've got like the chambers are kind of oval shaped. And then in this group between the two chambers, you've got the deep dorsal vein.
So it's going through the spongiosum into the glands and that's exiting to the deep dorsal vein. And I was like, all right, I'm close.
I know I'm close to the answer here. So I was like, how can I mimic these motions? How can I mimic this primordial dance I'm seeing women engage in? And I just tried to come up with different hand exercises, and most of them are failing until I started coming up with what I've got on my subreddit now, which are the Angeon methods.
The first thing I started doing is I started rubbing the deep dorsal vein. I started trying to pull blood through that vascular circuit, what I refer to as the bulbo dorsal circuit, bulbo urethral arteries feeding up through the spongiosum.
So bulbo dorsal circuit. That didn't work out so well.
Stimulating just the veins, what I found out is they would collapse because of how they're designed. Once you try to pull blood through them, they'll just kind of collapse on you.
It didn't work out so well. So I was like, well, what about if I try pushing blood up into my glands and then squeezing it and then firing it down the deep dorsal vein? That worked a little bit better.
I worked a little bit better, but I still wasn't quite encapsulating it. And then one night I was like, why don't you sit here and take my fingers and I'll make like this, you know, undulating circular motion.
And I'll just continually push blood up into my glands and out that dorsal vein, just to stimulate the circuit I've discovered. And that was when the magic started happening.
That was, so I'd started to see a little bit of potency. So I was getting like, I was getting, I was getting encouraged because I knew I was on the right path, but I could tell it was so inefficient.
But once I had started rolling my fingers up the spongiosin to push blood up into my glands, that's when my erectile potency just started going and going and going and going. And then spongiosin, sorry, let me stop you right there.
So everyone knows that's the bottom part. That's like the.
That's the soft, squishy part that's around your urethra. Okay.
But if you're like, if this is coming off your body, this would be the spongiosum part. And this would be like the top that's like you're looking down at.
And this is like the underbelly, basically. Okay.
I knew as soon as it's spongiosum, I'm like, I know exactly what I could just tell. I knew instinctually what that was.
So that's you're saying that that undulating circular movement sends it up through the glands the tip then back down to the side veins and then where does it go from there again it basically goes back into your heart it goes down in the picture oh so just those three things the bottom part glands straight down through the side dorsal veins yeah you're you're basically you're just, you're just stimulating a small portion of your vascular system. You're basically causing blood flow to speed up in one particular, you know, area branches within the vascular system.
And your body's just kind of absorbing that doing its own thing. You're, you're, you're basically doing targeted cardio, just targeted cardio.
That's really all you're doing here. Yeah.
But say if you have somebody engaging in aerobic exercise, you know, living, living their best life, you have to remember that if you're exposing your entire body to higher levels of sheer stress and it's releasing clouds of these growth factors into the vascular system itself, you can actually, you can, you can basically, you can cause the process to just explode. You can, you can ramp up the efficiency of these exercises so much more.
You could think of the Angion methods as a polisher to a, you know, a good aerobic exercise. Gotcha.
All you're doing is you're basically taking advantage of all the growth factors that get made throughout your body, throughout your vascular system, through general aerobic exercise, and then you're targeting it. Because whenever you cause that shear stress, whenever you cause shear stress through a vascular channel, you're increasing the receptor counts in that given area.
You're allowing more growth factors to attach to these receptors that have formed, and you're able to speed up the process of the vascular growth within a small portion of the vascular tree. So I started experimenting with what I call the Vacion, Angion Method 3.0.
And my potency just went through the roof, like super physiological woodies waking up with morning wood every single day. I'm chubbed as hell.
and you were mentioning earlier on how like proper hydration you know a calm state

and and then you wrap it then that would be an example of a healthy lifestyle you know you're you're keeping your stress levels low you're staying hydrated that's a healthy lifestyle the NGM methods are just an addition to that healthy lifestyle they're a way to make that a little bit a little bit more productive for you so I you know I'm not just waking up with these great morning woods i'm i'm staying like heavily chubbed throughout the day like like you know i looks like looks like some fucking little like arm holding goddamn apple man i'm just i'm fucking chubbed i'm feeling great i'm on fire like i mean how happy were you when you figured this this must have been been crazy. Oh, my God.
I was past the moon happy.

I wanted to shout this from the rooftops, which I tried to do on YouTube first.

I have a YouTube channel there, and then I was like, I got to get this out.

I've got to let guys know that you don't got to take an injection.

You don't got to take a pill in order to get your potency back.

And so I started seeing a return. I started seeing a return to the potency that I had lost from all of these terrible PE exercises that I engaged in over time, all these different experiments I put myself through.
Oh, my God. Thank God.
I finally have my manhood back. I can finally be that two-pump chump if i want to you know i mean it's amazing that's amazing you went that deep into it literally i mean it's like you lost it dude and then you somehow resuscitated it back bigger badder than ever i mean bro what a few could do that that's a that's amazing i i one of my subscribers calls me the the wounded healer exactly i had to get wounded first to figure out how to heal other people you know it's the hero's journey you got the heroes i was literally just talking about this today you got the hero's wound and it and you it literally gave you the knowledge to give to the world which is crazy dude so so where are you at now with this how what do you do do you have like a device like what do you how do you what do you do and did you patent this thing by the way like what do you uh it's kind of hard to patent it because it's considered to be just a generic peristaltic pump but uh i've got that big ass thing you know like a mill there got lathes behind me Like I've got basically a whole, you know, machine shop for like working plastic and stuff.
So you're asking me like, what did I do with that? I actually got talking about some of the stuff with a good buddy of mine, someone who knew about my journey and whatnot. And it's kind of going through similar struggles.
And he was like, why don't you look up peristaltic pumps, man? Why don't you look up up how those work and uh it was like the very first time i'd ever seen like a gif of a peristaltic pump it was that same fucking motion it was the same shit i was doing with my fingers but they were using rollers instead of fingers i was like i was like oh my god i've got to make this thing i've got to make this i have to make this but at this point in time in my life i was a researcher i was a craftsman i fucking sucked at this shit man the first the first the first angio wheel i ever made it was like this like like it was just shitty as hell man like the the cast wheels are all wonky the the pieces of wood i was used were all like bowed and fucked up and shit but i got to use it and i got to see what it could be because when i started experimenting with this rough as it was poorly crafted as it was i started seeing my potency go up even more and even more and even more and i was like i didn't know what to do with it i just i did as an i wasn't in an entrepreneurial mindset i was still in a researcher mindset and then this dude this guy i will david if you're watching this i am forever going to be thankful for you if you happen to watch this i'm thankful for you this this uh economist up in maine who had you know quite a bit of money just kind of sitting around looking for something to do with it, he reached out to me through one of the forums I was a part of at the time. And he was like, I will pay you to make this for me.
And I hesitated. I was like, I'm not that good of a craftsmanship, man.
I just made this thing. I have no, I have no experience making things like, I don't care.

I want you to make this for me.

You give me a figure North of like 150. I'll pay it right on the spot.

Just like that. I was like, I kind of sat on it for a while.

It's like, I, I, you know, I wasn't ever planning on making money on this.

I was really big into trying to give it away to the world.

I was really big on trying, you know,

trying to give this answer because I know so many guys out there struggle with erectile dysfunction. I know the side effects of the drugs.
I know the dangers. I know the hazards.
So I wanted, I wanted to give guys an alternative, a holistic alternative. So, so what did, there was this part inside of me that was wrestling with trying to monetize on this.
I just didn't want to do it. And he was like, just do it.

Make me something.

So I made him the second angio wheel I'd ever made.

And I mailed it to him.

And he even asked me to sign it and autograph it and stuff like this.

So I did.

Awesome.

And life kind of happened around that particular point in time.

My mom got really sick around the same time. She got really, really sick.
And we were having, we were having a really hard time paying medical bills and paying for like gas bills and stuff, just getting her back and forth in the hospital. And I had no other real options.
I had graduated college i had a bachelor's degree in sociology the job market though was saturated i had i had bunches of job interviews lined up they were all falling through us like i gotta i gotta figure out some way to make money now in order to get her through this this rough time in her life and so i started in etsy and i i told the fan base i'd already built up on youtube and read it about you know hey i'm gonna start selling this device and uh it just took off like wildfire the very first sale i ever ran it made eight thousand three hundred dollars awesome there on the spot. And, uh, I took the lion's share of that and I used it for my mom's medical bills and to get her to and from her doctor's appointments.
But what I had left over, I started investing into machinery, into a proper shop. And, uh, as the money just kept rolling in, I just kept trying to invest more and more into it.
And you kind of mentioned Trump, you know, like stuff that happened. I actually made a posting on my subreddit about that not too long ago.
I got my start under the Trump administration because he because of his business policies, because of how how strong of a hand he put on, you know the economy in general food prices went down gas prices went down uh business was booming especially international trade international trade was booming what i discovered was i had an enormous fan base in europe specifically united kingdom uh germany france uh denmark sweden stuff you know places like that. And so a lot of the sales I was seeing were coming from overseas.
That was a big bulk of the money I'd initially made. So I just kind of doubled down and I'd never really done anything international before.
So I had to do a lot of learning with that, but I started selling more and more and I started getting better and better at making sales. Funny fact on that one, just real quick, just a quick blurb.
I do a lot of goddamn business with California. I do a lot of business with the tree.
Oh my God. I do a lot of business.
I have not shaken the hand of porn stars, but I have sent more than a few devices to screen. I've done that.
No, no bullshit. Like, that's crazy.
Yeah. I've had, I've had some porn stars reach out and be like, bro, you're my man.
I was like, all right. Because they're doing, they're doing the drugs too.
You know, they didn't want to sit there and reject shit in their dick so they could do that scene. You know, they just want to like go in there like a champ like all right man i can pump this out you know i got this yeah that's amazing a lot of

this is the porn industry out in california that was that was the main thing like it was

international international sales california that was like the bulk of my sales california

and then the rest of the states you know started kind of coming in as my research you know got

off the ground as people started word of mouth you you know, talking about me and stuff. And I had gotten I just gotten better and better.
I started out making devices out of wood and what's a great medium, what's cheap, but wood warps, wood is prone to cracking, wood is prone to all kinds of structural issues. So I like how can i do it better and so i started doing plastic and uh sorry i kind of got my baby girl's uh crib right there because we're storing this we're kind of remodeling upstairs yep but can you see that big ass white thing in the corner there yeah what is that that is uh that is half of a 500 pound slab of plastic what yeah an eight foot by four foot slab of plastic i will buy plastic like rod stock and plate in big ass bulk numbers and uh so that way i can offer guys a reasonable rate because like i mean yeah i'm a businessman and yes i need to make money at the end of the day because i also got a family i've got i've got two kids and my wife probably doesn't want me to say this but i got a third one on the way yeah damn dude congrats that's awesome thank you that's amazing bro that's awesome yeah so i mean i i'm i have to make money but i also want to make sure that I don't price out the average Jones, the people, the working man who wants to come home after a long day's work and be able to make love to his wife.
You know, I don't want to price them out. So what I'll do is I'll buy as much in quantity as I possibly can so I can keep my prices low.
If I were to try to make, so right now I sell an Andrew wheel for two 54 99,

which I know that's still up there, but I'm not able to buy as much of in bulk to get that price lower. I'm working on that, but say if I were to try to buy slab on demand, you know, to try to like, to get angio wheels up the door faster.
I don't, I'd almost double the price. I price out the average Joe.
Right. So, so what I'll do is I'll do a lead time of anywhere between six to eight weeks.
Like say if a customer places an order, it's going to be mailed to them about six to eight weeks later. Cause what I'll do is I'll get a run on orders to pay for the materials right so that way you can lower the prices for everybody across the board i try to i try to make it as as you know in reach of the common man as i possibly can um so now here comes the curveball so here comes the curveball i was so explaining all this stuff yeah and looking over the questions that you sent towards me um so i'm gaining my potency back i'm coming back to where i was as a man i'm starting to feel confident in myself but something else is happening too which i did not expect you know because by this point in time in my life i I'd given up trying to get a bigger member.
You know, I'd given up approach, I'd given up that pursuit.

But I'm waking up and I'm like, damn, I'm looking in the mirror and I'm going like,

damn. And I'm kind of like reaching out and feeling it.
I was like, man, it must be in my head. That feels an awful lot thicker than it did a little while ago.
But I ignored it. I pushed it

Thank you. and that i'm feeling i was like man it it must be in my head that feels an awful lot thicker than it did a little while ago but i ignored it i pushed it back i was like no no way no way but man i you know after a while after i started kind of feeling it was getting all like fat and chubby i was like man i gotta i gotta start taking like a tape measure to this shit in the ruler and i'm like holy fucking shit my my dick is literally getting bigger right now holy fucking shit oh my god so so finding the holistic approach finding out how to heal myself i inadvertently figured out how to cause penile growth i inadvertently figured out how to cause what i call phallogenesis.
Phallogenesis is basically arteriogenesis that's happening within the corporeal bodies, that's happening in the male member itself. It's just targeted arteriogenesis.
Without intending to do that, I had inadvertently discovered how to grow the male member that was never my pursuit but that is precisely what happened that's crazy dude and it all it makes sense at all i mean it makes sense on a level that's like you know you're talking about into like evolutionary history the leaving the male body studying the female body the motion they're making you know it all it all makes sense that there'd be a biological payoff for, you know, a woman to get orgasm because therefore they can have a kid.

And there's like this corresponding changes.

If you do cardio, there's a corresponding change.

If a woman's constantly, you know, bucking her little cell phone, you know, and dude,

that's like kind of hearsay.

I've talked to a lot of guys who are like, when you're having sex a lot, it just gets

bigger.

And I've heard that before.

And I think that's true. And I don't know if again, like if it's in your head you're like you don't get you know this is happening all the time i'm just so you think like you're the king of the world anyway but it's like it's true i've talked to people about that before i'm like dude there is something to be said for that right and and it does it like even even this far along there's still stuff that just blows my mind like Like I, I try to stay, I try to stay humble with it as possible.

Cause I know where I came from.

I came from a guy that wishes he could have been the two pump chump.

And, you know, now I'm, now I'm hung, you know, I, you know, I'm bragging,

not bragging. It just is what it is.

This is a humble bragging. You know, I'm like, I'm hitting that back wall now.
Like me and that back wall, we're tight.

That's crazy.

And, and see, at first I was kind of leery to say this.

Cause I was like, I feel like if I say this,

I'm going to detract from like the holistic approach.

I'm going to get guys are going to be like, Oh, you know, let's go.

You know, they're, they're going to, they're,

they're going to go at it with the wrong spirit.

They're going to go at it kind of like, kind of like you see in gyms to where instead of pursuing it as like you know to gain strength and you know to to say do your job better say you're like a manual laborer and you know you you want to be able to lift like those bags of concrete or soil or you know or like just various products for like shelving stuff you know like like like your average stocker, you know, instead of going out from that mindset, you get guys to be like, I'm just trying to get swole as fuck, you know? So I was a little leery about that. But then I started getting, you know, from the sales I'm making from these angio wheels, I'm trying to stay in contact with my customers over time.
I'm trying to build a rapport with my customers. I'm trying to build a long-term relationship with them.
So I'm leaving the door open and be like, Hey, you know, if you notice something, let me know. If there's something about the device you don't like, tell me about it.
Maybe I can sit there and I can improve upon that. You know, I'm trying to leave, I'm trying to leave the communication channels open and I'm getting these guys are coming back to me and saying like, dude, I'm bigger.
Like I'm for real bigger. I'm sitting there and I'm checking, I'm getting bigger.
And after enough guys came back to me about this like dude i'm bigger like i'm for real bigger i'm sitting there i'm checking i'm getting bigger and after enough guys came back to me about this i was like i don't advertise the angio wheel as having that effect like on places uh like etsy or something where it sell places like youtube places like my subreddit i let guys know so coming back to to that questionnaire you'd sent over i have not figured out a way to parse what kind of growth happens like whether whether you're growing in girth you're growing in length i i haven't figured out how to parse those two the best answer i can give is that the growth appears to occur based on a male's genetics if they're more predisposed toth, they're going to gain girth. If they're more predisposed to gaining length, they're going to gain length.
Now, what I can tell you about the process is that growth typically shows up first, then length. Now, like again, like I was saying with genetics, that ratio is going to change a little bit based on your genetics, but on the whole, girth is going to go up first, then length.
And it's got to be because of how the vascular tree is growing. So whenever this arteriogenesis is happening, whenever smooth muscles are doing that migration, I was telling you about it's breaking down collagen.
It's breaking down fascia. Fascia is made of collagen.
So, you know, it's causing a remodeling. So I had mentioned this on Patreon a while back.
So like what you'll notice as you get into angiogel training is that you just get fat. Like before you actually start to get longer, like you just get fat, man.
It feels like you're holding on to like a chode or something. And it'll actually foreshorten a little bit, which will kind of fuck with you.
Like your member will actually get a little bit shorter. But holy fuck, does he get fatter, man? You're just like, oh, he was going to sit there and shake that shit in front of a mirror.
It'll get really squatty and fat, you know super chubb like you know it's shorter but damn does it look impressive when you're standing in front of that mirror like oh all right yeah oh yeah and and then as that remodeling process starts to finish up you'll start to notice that length comes back again and when you start checking that that ruler you're actually going to find out that you've actually gone up a little bit. You've actually gone up a tick or two after that remodeling process has started to finish and then it'll restart.
It kind of goes through these cycles. Sorry, that dip I put in is really ripping.
You'll get really squatty, but really heavily chubbed. And then as the remodeling you'll start to kind of you'll stay a little bit thicker okay like i said you're going to gain that girth but then you'll start to notice a length will increase and uh i have i have spent the past four years but probably well i'd say honest to god three years trying to parse that out right and uh so I started with the NGM methods and angio wheel, kind of what we've been talking about now.
But I really wanted to try and figure out a way to enhance that process, to take what I had known a step further, even further than I had already gone before. And I got to hit a wall with that big ass wall.
And then I, I don't know about you, but I'm like a martial arts movie fan, like Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Jackie Chan. I love those.
And growing up, you know, I'd always sat there and watched, you know, like, you know, those type of movies like you know? I love those. And growing up, you know, I'd always sat there and watched, you know, like, you know, those type of movies, like, you know, Enter the Dragon, Unleashed with Jet Li, that's one of my favorites, you know, Drunk in Boxing, Showdown in Little Tokyo with, you know, Jackie Chan.
So I had this like, deep appreciation for martial arts. And there's this one move.
I can't remember the movie. I really wish I wasn't blanking on the movie.
This like old martial arts master, this like this fucking soldier looking dude walks up to him about ready to fuck this old guy, you know, shit up. Like he's about ready to like go to like this dude is dead.
Like you're looking at this big guy approaching this little hobbled old man and the dude goes to swing and this old man does like this weird hand gesture like blah blah blah like walks these motions up his arm and then the guy goes oh like holds his chest for a second and then just falls back and dies and i'm like what the fuck is that what is that you know what what just happened there and uh you know i found some like loose little articles on the internet it was this thing called iron palm it's called iron palm so what iron palm is is it's a study of martial arts that has to do with fluid displacement. It's about using a person's vascular system against them.
It's, it's about using the flow of blood through a person's body against them. It's about, so, so like an iron palm master, like a, if you, like an iron palm master, you can't actually defend against them.
You can't defend against their attacks because what they'll do is they'll get a hand on you and they'll try to get a feel for your heart rate. And then they'll sit there and they'll punch your body based on the rhythm of your heartbeat in order to basically fire blood into the central cavity of your body to cause internal organ damage jesus man yeah yeah that's real that's real it there there's there's a move in martial arts that is actually inspired from iron palm it's called the touch of death so basically after after after an iron palm master has sat there and fired enough blood from your limbs into the central masses of your body your organs are basically bleeding it's basically causing like your capillaries to rupture it's causing like blood to pool in your internal cavities what they'll do is they'll kind of put this finishing move to where they're almost like gently set their hand on you to just finish that last bit of compression of firing the blood into your central cavity and they'll pretty much will cause organ failure and it's like it's like the person just falls over and dies and i don't know if your subscribers would be able to look it up you'd probably be able able to find it.
There was this Iron Palm Master back around the World War II era.

He got called out on a sailor's vessel, like, show us this move, whatever.

And they pull out one of these prize stallions that they had on board.

He was like, kill that horse.

Let's see this shit.

Kill that horse.

And the guy, based on the story, he sets his hand on the flank of this horse, which was him feeling the horse's heartbeat, getting a feel for its rhythm. And then just as he feels the blood flow come up, as he feels the surge, he presses it down really fast.
And at first, nothing happens. Like,'s going on.
And all of a sudden, the horse starts to wheeze really bad. And then it falls down in its front legs, and then it just falls over and dies.
And whenever they did an autopsy, they found that it had had it had a bleed in its abdominal cavity. It basically bled out inside of itself.
Jesus.

Yeah, so I learned about this, and I was like, alright, that's pretty cool.

That's a totally cool-ass subject.

Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with that.

Yeah, true.

You know, I was like, sometimes you'll come across shit

in research. It's like, okay, so I came up with

this cool thing. Now, what the hell do I do with it?

And I got thinking. I was like,

well, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
See so you've got these cavernosal chambers and what's interesting so so you've ever heard the joke you ever heard the joke that uh you know man a man has one more bone in his body than a woman a woman except during sex you ever heard that joke i have heard something about that i forget exactly oh yeah obviously this is in her body than a woman, a woman, except during sex. You ever heard that joke? I have heard something about that.

I forget exactly.

Oh, yeah, obviously, because it's in her body.

Yeah, gotcha.

I have heard something like that.

It always like went like I heard it in passing.

The joke is that the that the the male member is, you know, a bone.

It's your bone.

Yeah.

Well, funny enough.

That little joke is actually true it's actually true so the male member is actually a bone when we look at primates and we look at you know apes and stuff like that they don't actually have uh they don't they don't have sexual organs like us They have a bone, they have a penile bone. And it's been through adaptation, evolution, that the human sexual organs, they're no longer calcifying, but they still have the same structure as a spongy bone.
The male member, based on the research, based on everything I've studied, the best way to describe it is it is a partially differentiated non-calcified spongy bone. It has all of the same structures as spongy bone, but because it's not calcified, it's able to be subjected to fluid displacement.
That's how my research works. You're causing fluid displacement, which is causing sheer stress so i was like well that means that if i were to say strike the side of my corporal bodies i'm causing blood to be pushed out of a set area and i'm causing blood to be pushed into the surrounding corporal chamber into what they call the lacunae spongy bone has lacunae it has like interconnected cave-like spaces which the male member effectively has so i started trying to experiment with how to strike along the sides of the corpora cavernosum to cause deep tissue fluid displacement which causes deep tissue sheer stress and the end results is basically just like a Woody of your dreams, like just insane hardness, insane fullness.
So I was basically able to add an additional step to my work. But I have not been able to figure out how to mechanically, practically apply that yet.
But what guys can do basically, is they can sit there and they can use their thumb like this portion of the thumb to bat up against the side of their chambers to cause that fluid displacement and uh you end up with like a really really thick vasopump at the end of your sessions and when you're waking up the next morning i mean it's like jesus and you're talking both sides just just kind of

like well what you want to do is you want to lay your member in your hand so you've got a support and then you sit there and you just rhythmically tap up and down one side then you switch hands and you do it to the other and it causes that deep tissue fluid displacement which causes that Sheer stress inside the cavernvernosal bodies which kickstarts arteriogenesis and senses that targeted area allogenesis it's an additional step now guys can't just do that exercise it's it's not standalone like the angina it's sort of a polisher to your session to enhance the work that you've done

uh i don't really know an equivalent bodybuilding way of describing that but basically it's it's a way to polish out your sessions make them a bit better it's a foam roller yeah yeah pretty yeah yeah okay yeah it'd be like it'd be like foam rolling at the end of a session perfect. And I've been spending a lot of money, a lot of money, trying to figure out how to mechanically, practically apply that.
Coming up with crazy different guns. And, yeah, of course, you know, making it easier to make the NGO wheel and stuff like that.
I can't think of, is there any other additional questions first of all rambled a lot i know that was that blew me away that was beyond i mean again i i didn't know how in depth all of this was and like it was phenomenal honestly i'm blown away my question that i have is uh with all this stuff you're saying all this blood flow what is masturbation doing does it reduce size does it not if is it like what does it do that oh man i'd forgotten about that one and that it's uh that's that's uh it's a hot topic if you don't want to answer i understand you might have a lot of people no i do the problem is that it's just so sad it's so sad so what masturbation will eventually cause so and and so like masturbation tends to go hand in hand with porn addiction sure with what they call porn masturbation orgasm pmo cycle what will happen with that is that the muscles in your groin after being overworked because like your muscles have to kind of compress ever so slightly to help maintain your erections that that's just a natural part of the hemodynamics so basically the hydraulics of the male sexual organs whenever guys say beat off the orgasm what's effectively happened is you've got like this electrical storm that's happened inside your brain you're getting that feel good high afterwards you're like uh you know like you feel great but neurologically on a neural level that that feel good sensation is very loud neurologically it's very loud and your body will try to protect itself against that afterwards it will release a set of chemicals and hormones that will pretty much will tone down that it's what's called the um it's what's called the coolidge effect it's uh uh there's another name for it.

I can't think, but basically, you know how if you're orgasming, you have such a difficult time getting an erection again for a while, right?

So that's your brain basically trying to tone things down and protect itself. so what a guy has to do in order to try and get past that protection that their brain has basically put in place to try and, you know, keep it from being injured from this intense experience is of course they have to watch a video that's even more intense, you know, like, I don't know, they could be, they'd have to like watch a video, like some guys licking some girl's butthole or something like that, just to, you know, just like, like they got to like step it up an additional level exactly and and then on top of that you know they're not getting quite as much blood flow to their sexual organs as it would before because neurologically your body's trying to ramp that down trying to keep that stimulation from happening again because it's it's very loud neurologically so what guys will do is they'll have to tighten down their pelvic floor even more to try and take advantage of that reduced blood flow a little bit so that way they can get hard again.
And then, of course, they'll beat off orgasm. And they'll just do that over and over again.
And what will happen is that the pelvic floor will develop an overuse injury. Your muscles, after being overused so often, they'll begin to actually get weaker.
They'll begin to foreshorten. They'll get tighter.
And so you end up with these men that are walking around with chronic pelvic floor pain. But it's even more insidious than that.
What these muscles will do as they foreshorten is they cause strangulation. They cause strangulation on the corporal bodies themselves because they're getting smaller and weaker and twitchier.
They're basically keeping your cavernousle bodies from expanding to their full size. They're throttling it.
They're choking down on them. And so what will happen over time is that a guy will experience thinning.
Their member will get progressively thinner over time as those muscles get smaller and weaker. And they also have a harder time developing blood flow.
From my end of things, what I see is one of the first things that guys begin to notice is that their spongiosin gets less and less full, and then their glands will get very shriveled because it's their body choking down. The cavernosal bodies themselves will initially be able to protect themselves because there's so much pressure inside there.
They don't notice it right away, but the spongiosum, a lot less pressure, it starts to get thinner and thinner. the glands start to shrivel and you end up with like what's basically pencil dick you know to

where guys have shrivel and you end up with like what's basically pencil dick you know to where guys have shrank themselves from pursuing that orgasm so frequently causing that damage to their pelvic floor muscles and yeah and on top of that because those muscles are pressing down so hard they lose sensitivity on top of that it actually causes nerve strangulation to some effect. And I've seen it taken so far to where guys have actually caused nerve damage to where the Angion methods can help restore some nerve function, I've discovered over time.
Because it's restoring blood flow, it can resaturate those nerves. And interesting fact,

vascular endothelial growth factor, VEGF, the thing that endothelial cells produce,

it also has an additional effect on nerve cells. It causes nerve cells to grow.

So as the vascular channel grows, we do see a restoration of sensitivity. Some guys will

actually kind of complain about it. They'll be like, man, I've become a two pump chump.
I can't

Thank you. channel grows, we do see a restoration of sensitivity.
Some guys will actually kind of complain about it. They'll be like, man, I've become a two pump chump.
You know, I can't laugh. I can actually feel more of what's happening here.
But yeah, masturbation tends to thin it. And the other thing that happens is curvature.
Curvature is another thing that happens. So if you're masturbating with your left hand, your fingers are dragging really hard on your right chamber.
And that's causing a progressive amount of damage. That's causing a fiber layer to form.
And so if someone's masturbating with their left hand, they're going to end up with a rightward lean over time. Their member's going to start leaning to the right.

And of course, with the right hand, it's goingating with their left hand, they're going to end up with a rightward lean over time. Their member's going to start leaning to the right.

And of course, with the right hand, it's going to be a left hand lean.

And the other thing that comes in here is that since guys are less sensitive, they've got to squeeze harder.

It's what they call death grip syndrome.

They've got to really squeeze down in their members super hard to feel anything.

And you end up with all kinds of injuries that happen with that, too.

You end up with vascular trauma, varicose veins.

Thank you. squeeze down in their members super hard to feel anything.
And you end up with all kinds of injuries that happen with that too. You end up with vascular trauma, varicose veins, because they've got to sit there and almost do a gel-like motion just to keep that fullness.
And it just, it can snowball from there. So if you're asking me, can masturbation cause a loss of size, a loss of functionality? Can it cause damage? The answer is 100% yes.
One of the things I tell guys whenever they're engaging in this program is, hey, if you want to actually see a benefit in this, if you want to, if you know, not just restoring potency, but if you'd like to see size, you can't masturbate in a normal fashion. What I tell guys is, you know, why don't you rely on the hand exercises? Why don't you use the hand exercises as a form of masturbation instead of the usual? Because I found that the usual method of masturbation, it tends to cause those effects.
But these newer techniques that I've come up with, they don't have that same effect. They don't have the same ramifications.
So it is topic and it's it's just painful for me to have to talk about it because wounded healer again you know i went through all i went through i remember how that felt and to drop that bomb on guys it's hard yeah it's really hard and because some of them are so addicted to porn that they they't get themselves out of that cycle. And so they could struggle with it for months, sometimes years.
It's a very touchy subject because I've tried, I've like tried and I've actually had a lot of success in Texas. You like can't even really look at Pornhub.
You have to use your ID. And like, dude, everyone's like complaining.
I'm like, this is exactly what I needed. This is awesome.
It does prevent me a lot. so i've had success with like getting off of it a lot but dude it's such a supercharged topic because you get some people who are like don't ever look at it ever in your life there are any of some people who are like oh what do you what's the big deal you know indulge yourself there's doctors like it's good for you do it twice a day and it'll make you calm right it'll make you calmer and more relaxed so it's a hot topic i i kind of i can i mean look stuff to think about it's stuff to think about and you know i i kind of i'm i lean on the side we're like yeah definitely less is more with that if you're just cranking especially when you get to the point like you're saying it's a psychological addiction you're like doing it when you don't even feel like it necessarily it's just like i just need to do this to fall asleep or whatever right and that's yeah that's uh that can be tough stuff but knowing that it can i mean it definitely can make sense yeah i would fuck with you and you remember how you were saying how like guys who have a lot of sex like they're definitely getting bigger and the reason for that is it's it's a different form of stimulation so what a lot of guys will do whenever they're masturbating is they do a gel-like motion.

They're pulling up. They're trying to move blood against the normal pathways, the normal flow, in order to try to maintain that fullness, which is one of the reasons why there's not carryover.
Like if a guy's having an awful lot of sex, I mean, he might be awfully dead tired by the end of the night, but but he's not subjecting his sexual organs to the same kind of stimulation as he would to masturbation. So what I always tell guys is, you know, like if you're horny, man, go find a girlfriend.
Go get yourself a girlfriend. Clean yourself up a little bit.
Go get you someone, you know. Yeah, I don't don't sit there, you know, wanking it in your hand.
Go find yourself a girl you know i'm there's plenty of lonely women out there they'll be more than happy to help you if you're willing to help them you know it's true another hot topic but yeah man i mean that's brutal reality and then you know if it's like if you're you know but i get it i mean all guys again this is another topic if you bring up beating off every dude if's like, all right, dude, you probably do it the most. Everyone does it.
We all do it. It's obviously a crutch for all of us.
Oh, yeah. I'm not sitting here like some kind of a saint saying I don't do it on occasion.
I know you're not. I know you're not.
But again, this is an absolute sensitive subject. But it's like, you know, the truth doesn't always come the way we want it.
And people can push back, blah, blah, blah. But it does make sense, especially with what you're saying.
Like it's not, it's not like, you know, it's not the way it was designed. Obviously it's a quick fix, but either way, that's a dude, that's pretty much all I have.
I mean, I just want to thank you. I think you did phenomenally.
Thank you for staying up. I know you have, you know, little kids as do I, you know, sleep is definitely a precious commodity.
It's the only thing that keeps me up man nicotine and caffeine i swear if someone cut me open i just like i just like i just spew out c4 and you know like copenhagen i swear i saw a grandmom get onto a plane one time and she had a sweatshirt it said i run on kisses and caffeine and i was like i was you know you like laugh at that but i have kids i'm like dude it's so fucking true oh i know as a single guy like all the bullshit you hear about with family is like can't relate can't relate then you have kids you're like i get it now it really is dude thank you so much um i'll link all of your stuff you're you know the etsy i'll link it in the description all that stuff i i think it's fascinating i'm obviously going to get one for sure so i'll definitely i'll be preaching the gospel i'll keep people uh preaching the good word of your device and i'll try it on myself you know i i it makes sense dude i can't think of uh i mean i'm trying to think of like a critical well whatever but like dude, but like, dude, it just makes too much sense, honestly. Well, I appreciate that a lot.
Look forward to your business and thank you again for having me on. I, it's, it's Matt, it's been a pleasure.
Dude, it's pleasure's all here. You're an absolute certified master.
You're the only one who knows the answer to the question every dude thinks about all the time yeah that's yeah i yeah that's yeah i know i i think about that daily it's man it's trippy it's still trippy to me still trippy thank you bro is there anything you want to put like does any do you want to say like where your reddit is or any of this other stuff like uh and our angian method on reddit and uh if you're ever on joe rogan again mention me to joe rogan i think joe rogan is an awesome awesome dude i fell in love with him on fear factor and it's just been a love ever since i found his podcast i actually saw you on there i was watching that that segment where you guys were talking i i was i can't remember the name of it but uh it was you and uh is it your friend shane yeah shane gillis yeah yeah you were you three were like sitting there talking about mma stuff and whatnot i was like it was it looked like a lot of fun he's a blast he's the man and dude uh you know who knows maybe he'll maybe his eyes will fall upon this it's definitely it'll be uh i'm really excited to see what people think about it but dude thank you so much and good luck with everything good luck you know the kids all that stuff god bless you. Dude, thank you so much.
Good luck with everything.

Good luck with the kids, all that stuff. God bless you, dude.

Thank you so much.

I'm going to get myself

to bed. I got an early rise, so

you take care. Dude, thank you.

Me too.