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Charlie Sheen is an icon of decadence.

I lit the fuse, and my life turns into everything it wasn't supposed to be.

He's going the distance.

He was the highest-paid TV star of all time.

When it started to change, it was quick.

He kept saying, No, no, no, I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be ready for the show.

Now, Charlie's sober.

He's gonna tell you the truth.

How do I present this with any class?

I think we're past that, Charlie.

We're past that, yeah.

Somebody call action.

Aka Charlie Sheen, only on Netflix, September 10th.

Hello, everyone.

It's me again.

We are moving into hiatus mode here, but I just wanted to give one last sort of fond farewell to season four.

Nick, shifty Nick Howard, as you may recognize his name from the shoutouts at the end, is always doing all kinds of fun things for the show.

When night breakfast starts, he always grabs the PDF and posts it for people so that they can follow along.

All kinds of fun stuff like that.

So as soon as the finale of season four went out, Nick took it upon himself to take every blooper reel that we have done since chapter 22 and put it together into one uber blooper reel.

And he, I think he felt a little silly doing this.

He sent it to me and he says, you know, should you ever need this, I can't imagine why you would.

But then I listened to it and I was like, you know what?

This is great.

We should send it out to everyone because it's so ridiculous and a lot of fun.

And it does, it is kind of a nice document of like the nonsense that happens while we're recording the show.

So, we have now an hour of bloopers for you to enjoy, all packed into one nice little package.

So, thank you so much, Nick, for doing this.

And thank you so much to everyone for listening.

We're in hiatus mode now.

We're moving into that mode.

So, here's one last salute to season four courtesy of Nick Howard.

Please thank Nick if you bump into him on the internet.

All right, here we go.

Well, at least there'll be a good spot in the food court today.

We're really gonna give Mrs.

Foods.

We're really gonna get

damage to the fabric of space-time.

Should be easy to spot.

Pardon me, sir.

Is that damage to the fabric?

Fuck.

Should be easy to spot.

Pardon me, sir.

Okay.

I'm working with four separate things, right?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Fuck yeah, you should.

It's the payload at Midnight Diner.

Hang on.

We got a midnight diner sighting.

Oh,

oh, no.

Powerful that it can bombard

bomb.

Why is bombard so hard?

Can bombard is hard.

It can bombard.

Ba-ba-ba-ba.

That it can bomb.

That it can bombard a gravity wave.

Why?

Words are hard.

You're on Qualandis, a barely habitable ice giant.

God damn it, didn't I say?

Okay.

Sorry.

I thought I said Landis the first time.

I'm gonna take that back one more time.

Sorry.

This is how I rehearse.

Another fucking plane.

Hang on a second.

You're right there.

The exact same time that the last plane came through.

They're like, now.

Lovefield.

Hatefield.

I'll do a few zombies.

Alright.

Okay.

Sorry, zombies.

Nobody knows anything about it.

It's a nascent.

Yeah, sorry.

Nobody knows anything.

Nascent.

See, I mean, really, the two of you could say anything, and I'd be like, that's just how they say it over there.

You know, how would I know whether it's if I was really proud of myself?

I'd prefer to be in a dying world with you than a

fuck it up

the emotion.

It's choking me.

Sorry.

But you'd left Cornell for some reason.

Yes, I did.

Whatever for?

Because there were planes flying overhead.

Chemtrails.

Chemtrails.

A church mouse in a brass band compared to the brand of quiet.

Nope.

A church mouse.

A church mouse is...

Nope, no.

She was never gonna work again, so she dumped it all on me.

Oh my god.

Planes.

Where's everybody going?

I don't know.

Yeah, right?

Turns out there is and isn't an asteroid.

What?

It's look

sorry

Yes

Hello

Sorry, I went straight in I went straight in

We hate it.

You did not say the Muckle Waynes.

Why can't I say Mucklewains?

Yeah.

It's the serpent of the Pharaoh, Casper.

No, sorry.

I am fucking all off of the toy.

Hold on one second.

I'm Zebulon Mucklewain here with my wife, Effie.

All right, I'm going to go back to Casper.

All right.

Microphone to start with?

Sure, I can do that.

I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz.

I do great with all the fictional science jumbo.

It's all the real shit where my mouth gets tied up.

Okay.

Sure.

I can do that.

I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz.

Oh my God.

Sure.

I know.

Hey.

Shot and Freuda.

No, I'm not.

Give me the rabbit.

I'll make the stew.

You get back up top and finish brunch serve.

Can you say the no, no,

Please.

Am I doing it again?

Okay.

No.

Well, we certainly didn't want him.

Sure.

Well, we certainly didn't want him.

The reason why Casper is going off on his own between shifts is because of you.

Oh, Ava.

If I could be so pointed.

Ava.

I've got some aerial drones now.

You want me to search the area?

Filed under things that are funny that I did not realize were funny.

We're killing Susie here.

Hey,

can you get that line again?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm saying there's the weird shit

and then there's the weird shit

and we've been saying it's all the same shit, but maybe there's a difference between but

there's a lot

and what we've been saying

the secret sauce the secret sauce I gave her stop ticks

what

sure sure I did

what

I gave her stock.

No.

There it is.

Hey,

secret tips.

I gave her stock tips.

It's going great.

See?

I gave her stock tips from the future.

I feel good about it, I think.

I think things are coming.

Fuck.

Here we go.

Oh, recording.

Blow on it.

Like a Nintendo cartridge.

Get the dust off of the duck hunt or whatever we're playing.

I fucking loved duck hunt.

Y'all, it was great.

Well, I'm rolling, motherfuckers.

It's not a hotel.

Standby.

No, it isn't.

Okay, let's try that again.

It's Pan Starts rules.

We don't know what's happening.

Okay, dubbies.

Clementine may have missed her last shot, but two bullseyes.

oh

it's so sweaty in here okay um real real fast i meant to ask how drunk do you want her just drunk enough drunk girl at the bar who doesn't pick up on the social cues great just my life great sounds great the wheels are starting to come off

like having an audience for your nervous breakdown hello

Enough of this lady vanishes bullshit.

Except that I stumbled on the fucking word at the heat of the moment.

So

it's fine.

We're going to do it again.

Great.

So many grunts and screams to choose from.

That's...

That's like the old school when you tape over something in a VCR.

Like you taped over your mom's favorite episode of Days of Our Lives or something.

Games.

I also excel at irresponsibly thin.

I'll do it again.

Irresponsibly.

Can I do it, drunk Joe?

Like, well, I'm afraid to stumble in the bear chop there, Clown Tine.

Okay, here, we'll do it again.

Been recording all this time.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bop.

I'm going to open with a joke.

You know what?

Can we just

go back?

Before you say your line, can you be doing like a mama mama mama or something like that?

One of those

yellow.

Yeah.

Unique.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

99 nuns in an Indiana nunnery.

The human torch

is on fire.

This

is

a

bit con

Yeah.

I can't speak.

I'm having a stroke.

I haven't.

Folks, if you're watching at home and think that we're all having some sort of massive hallucination, I cannot say that fucking word.

Folks.

Folks.

Having a weird mom builds character, you guys.

That's totally.

Thanks for the mom bonding.

But I'm enjoying it.

It's kind of fun.

It's kind of fun.

It's weirdly sexual, but very fun.

Let's do it.

It's nice to meet you.

All right.

I imagine you will still receive his display.

I imagine you still

I imagine you will still receive his

is my bed, is my bed

Okay, uh where where are we taking this from?

Oh, nope, that's a gasp

That was okay.

Okay, let me let me just do one more whoa

It seems quite chaotic, but everything has its purpose.

You can see boiling away here is the alembec.

Here I have a mortar and pestle for pulverite.

Here I have a mortar and pestle for purvor.

Yep.

Finlay, pronunciation expert.

Pestle.

Morton pestle.

Pestle.

What'd you call me?

Clementine, may I?

I did this last.

I keep saying my.

Look, bellbells.

Very rare for bellbells to come to your shelm.

I want to do that again.

The holy.

My brain refuses to hold on it.

Zahon.

Okay.

In a hundred years, who knows what will control?

In a hundred years, who knows what'll

In a hundred years, who knows who will connect with you?

Why are we taking this street?

Nope, sorry, let me do that again.

Clementine, whatever has happened,

of

sorry.

I've actually not stopped because I'm afraid if I do,

I will never resume.

So, you have a whole lot of bullshit to cut out.

Sorry, Joe.

Okay, great.

Boom!

We did it!

All right, guys.

Well, I will finalize this, and I have no bazooki to record for you, so then I'll send it over.

Great.

I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial.

I knew this word would happen.

Ah, I knew it.

I knew it would happen.

It's an impossible word.

First blood.

Oh, my God.

Things out.

I put that word in, and I was like, he is going to trip on that motherfucker.

I did that.

I knew it privately, now I'm doing it publicly.

He's no doubt.

Ski the Black Diamond.

It's fun.

I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial.

Yeah.

Have you?

Extrajudicial.

Have you?

Extrajudicial.

Extra what?

Extrajudicially.

Extrajudicially.

I don't know if that games are.

It's very, very very difficult it is extra judicially okay it's a black belt word we can all handle it we're gonna be great

i've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially

listen

extra judicially okay all right all right

i've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially

okay here's okay here's a way great elongate the word right stretch it out as a extra judicially uh-huh right do it like that brilliant yeah

I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicially.

Woo!

Woo!

I mean, that's what throat coat tea is for.

So there you go.

I've been looking for you.

I hired historians.

I paid off local officials.

I went to Kyrzhan.

I am so sorry.

Is it Kyrzhan?

Kyrgyzstan.

Okay, okay.

I try not to burp directly into the microphone, so my apologies.

I'm gonna find it and edit it out because no, absolutely not.

Even calling it a summit.

Why?

I feel like homeland secure.

Nope.

Tamara, let me stop you right there.

I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially.

Here we go.

Welcome back, everybody.

Yeah.

On the next episode of Extra Judicially.

Here in a government building extra judicially.

Woo!

Seven.

Nope.

Huh.

I'm taking.

Woo.

Woo.

Taking.

Are you?

All you have at your disposal are the trees and tiny creatures that live on your island and whatever the ocean washes up on there.

Your

all you have.

And don't open them until I tell you to, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to hold for a second, though, because there's a plane flying over right now, and this is a really intimate moment.

Time is a plane.

It flies over me and makes noise, but I am also the plane.

I am the plane that ruins the podcast, but I am also the podcast.

Time is a sim,

sim, simp.

Because of the temporal lump, Hi.

In my house, and I let the morning air in.

And I release

all that stale air that I've been.

I'm sorry.

I'll mute for you, Julie.

I'll mute for you.

I just, oh, God.

What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

I don't think this line is funny.

Excuse me.

I think.

What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

I don't know.

Velcro?

I don't know.

I hear Crocs are popular.

Sliced bread.

Sliced bread's a real humdinger.

What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

A lot of people love prinkles.

Sorry, my tongue all of a sudden got way too big for my mouth.

Extra judicially.

Look, I did it the first try.

Okay, just kidding.

How long is this episode going to be, Joe?

Sorry, I'm just going to need to ask my son and my wife to stop laughing so loud.

Sorry, one second.

The problem of home office, right?

Remember, remember

so fondly, the end of season two when you revealed that count and it was like 90-something minutes, and it was just like, oh, damn, we're getting full-length feature here.

And now it's like,

it'll maybe be under two hours.

I was doing acting and trying to make eye contact with my shoes.

Okay, great.

Great.

I was a 10-year-old sixth grader.

I was.

I was a 10-year-old sixth grader by Susie Suarez.

Tarek is just a coat full of weasels with a mustache and a top hat.

Also, everybody's an idiot on this ship.

There was a genetic.

Nope.

There was a genetic.

Nope.

There was a da-da-da-da-da.

Okay.

You have chosen Julia fucking Roberts.

That just felt very aggressive.

Well, Joe, maybe leave the O off of the opossum when you're writing.

He was Terry O'York, and his last name was Opossum.

What a line to end season three on for Clementine.

I just love it so much that my last line of this season is about Mexican food.

Hell yes.

Hell yes.

All the damage we've been seeing, it comes from the beginning.

When the plane takes off, when the plane takes off, but on the inside, it's destructible.

It's destructible.

I hate it all.

My what?

Oh, yeah, you.

Everybody on this Zoom is 12.

Yeah, we're 12.

Sorry.

This place has been bobbing around like a cork for decades.

This isn't the...

Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place you would go if your ship has lost...

Fuck.

Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place your ship would go if you...

Fuck you, words.

God, I love it when it...

I love it when it happens to you.

I have never seen a laser do that.

That's right.

That's right.

Maybe squeeze this.

Squeeze this.

Bank fraud.

We're supposed to be keeping a l-

Motherfucker.

There appears to be something within this vehicle called Mugu Gai Pan, which I believe is a food.

Excellent.

You know what?

We're just going to

muscle through it because time is of the essence, everyone.

All right.

There's a tornado headed for Tom right now.

I think it's going to pass me, but the thunderstorm is definitely going to hit in the podcast for loads.

All right, here we go.

I kind of want to have a fight club now.

The committee to get us the hell off this rock that hates us so much.

I'm doing it again.

The chances of the chances.

I'm not even supposed to be drunk kid.

Hey, while we're stopping, Leif, I think

bring your volume up just a little bit.

I'll take things nobody has ever said to me.

I'm fine covering the tables.

I know you are, but you have to put on your waiter face when you do, and I know you hate that.

You know I hate that.

Let's not go around calling things tacos

just because they're shaped like tacos, okay?

Fung you, Joe.

Oh, God, that's so good.

Oh, they're hiding in every conversation, Shmoopy.

Try that again.

Fuck you.

You try it again.

You said Schmoopy.

You whiffed on Shmoopy.

Just give the Schmoopy a try again, is all I'm saying.

From what I can tell, the Ava of this Earth still works at jet propulsion.

Fuck you.

Jet propulsion, fuck you.

Keep that, keep that, please.

Sex and rockets, man.

Sex and rockets.

Billionaire-funded think tank.

Think tank is hard.

Think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank.

Fuck you.

Billionaire-funded think tank on the El Cubieri drive.

How's that?

Probably I should say it again.

Like, I know what it is.

El Cubieri.

What the fuck song is this, Joe?

What am I saying?

It's Rove and Gambler.

Yeah, okay.

You know, that old chest.

You did it, and Tom is still alive.

Amazing.

Yeah, I didn't get taken to a land of color or anything.

A land of color.

And your little dog, too.

Totally.

Where are we again?

Azuls.

Azuls.

Where the fuck is Azul?

Azul's.

Azul.

Azuls.

Azul.

No time for a pig roast, and you'd have to wait for soup to boil.

Hold on.

No time for a pig roast, and you'd have to wait for soup to bowl.

I'm going to make sandwiches if I were.

Shit.

I just really want to get bowling.

Sorry.

I was in a prison once called Lost Basin.

It was a bunch of shit.

Lost Basan.

Sorry.

Basan.

Basan.

Basan.

Okay.

Oh, I know.

The Lost Basin is not a bad name for a person.

It's my new band.

Lost Basin.

It's like Americana Fult.

With a Spanish tinge.

Yes.

I'm going to go turn on power switch.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

There's like a jacuzzi crank in Jessica's recording too.

She's got to go crank crank it back up.

Keep the jets going.

Tita kicks the front door open.

Who wants pie?

Okay, come on, Dame Jude.

Tita opens fire.

Oh, sorry.

I'm so used to reading the things.

Tita opens fire with the bigger gun.

That was our plan.

Yes.

Though you may be hard.

Sorry.

Too excited.

I think you should be excited.

I know.

He's reeling it back.

He's reeling it back, everybody.

Stepping away from the latch.

Two.

Okay, Jessica, I have no idea why I put so many numbers at the end of this goddamn script.

That is plenty.

Just like, Jesus Christ, what am I?

What the hell is happening?

These poor people.

Quartet.

I'm Zacchaeus.

Who are you?

It's Snake Pliskin.

Pliskin.

You said Snake Pliskin.

Okay.

Well,

you know.

Wait.

Go from.

Keep it.

Keep it.

Keep it.

You know, at first, I was thinking that they'd be quite a burden to have to carry around on my head all day long, but now I've put some thought into it.

I think something such as the assortment you have.

I'm gonna start again.

Okay,

God, I was so good.

I felt how good it was, and then it messed up.

She has a thing that predicts the future.

Sure,

don't die on me, Ava.

I need this information.

Sure,

that's who they really were.

Hall and O, the deputy

trying to combine, but

deputy.

I just created a new word.

Oh my god.

Why would one weird egg-looking thing in one part of this galaxy have anything to do with these

three sisters being in trouble?

That's good.

Read it exactly like that.

That's a perfect reading of that line.

Thank you.

Very neutral.

Speed it up.

Speed it up.

Excellent.

Every word faster than one before.

Why would one word?

It's alright.

It's going to be great.

Just

going to cover it up with speed.

Yeah.

Julie, can you spare some mustard?

I need some more sauce.

Let the magic mustard get.

Thanks for the sauce, dual face.

Good.

Please keep your eyes out of my brain.

Oh, my eye.

Oh, my eyes.

These are going to be so up in your brain.

That sounds gross.

You sound gross.

Do you want a club sandwich?

Hang on.

Now I don't.

Sorry.

No.

Pass.

You sound gross.

Sorry.

Why was.

Sorry.

Well, you're missing a word there.

Sorry about that.

That was my fault.

Do with these three sisters.

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Thank you.

Look, I'm not going to put all the words in there.

Okay.

You're going to have to just figure it out sometimes.

Okay.

You're getting paid.

I'm tired.

I'm so sorry.

I'm

just.

Sometimes you run out.

I can do this.

Record as always.

Press record is an important part of the process.

Step one.

Welcome to my masterclass.

Step one.

Press record.

We're told the airspace above the area is about to be restricted, but we've still got our hot emeralds.

That was good.

You always did it.

It was only 10% Canadian.

You say it.

About.

About.

Yeah.

About.

No, the way you did it was great.

Okay, I know.

I just hit it really hard.

I paused before and after.

Okay.

Oh, Canada.

We're beginning to sound co-signed to oblivion.

Consigned.

You consigned.

Consigned.

No, I'll do it again.

I'll do it again.

I'll do it again.

Cosigned.

I co-signed that oblivion.

Press record.

I keep thinking I have to press record.

No, not anymore.

Because of the future.

The future is here.

You don't have to press record anymore.

Congratulations.

Thank goodness.

Ju qua co

pour a firme

sans

trompe que vous parle

des horme

tou lais

san francais.

That's awesome.

One more time.

One more time.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

That is hilarious.

Oh, God, we're sweating balls in here.

I know.

Okay.

All right, bows.

Okay, there you see the black suburbans.

You've got men with guns and what looks like a squadron of drones in the skitty.

The skitty.

Is that how they say it in Canada?

That's a pronunciation of skinny.

Yeah.

What province of Canada is that from?

Yeah.

All of them.

They just all of them hide it really well in their socket.

Yeah.

It's in the skitty.

That was so close to skibbity about it.

Top downtown son.

They're in the skitty.

Okay.

Okay.

Le Gion Mongo et tou jour,

la fuck.

La fuck, everybody.

Maybe stretch out the ooh, you know what I mean?

Ooh, Jim Saw.

Four, three,

two,

one.

I'm sorry, honey, in keeping with the title of the episode, could you start with five?

Sure.

Five, four,

nope.

I hate it.

Hey,

a laser

interferon.

Interferometer.

Interferometer.

Interferometer.

Interferometer.

Laser interferometer.

Okay.

Okay.

Interferometer.

Interferometer.

Yeah.

I hate you, Joe.

I know the feeling.

I'll stop.

Page two.

I know.

Page two, everyone.

Why are you sweating?

Okay.

I know.

It's rough.

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Dear Space Jesus, please.

Don't give away your state secrets just yet, guys.

Dear Space Jesus, we follow it to its ultimate conclusion, and we end up face to face with who

this is the one I actually meant to ask you about.

Hey, you two.

A little heavy.

Yeah.

I whistled my S.

Okay, go ahead.

Which is fairy, Tennessee, I guess.

Right?

That is true.

Taking a ride on time traveling's dement boop.

How about I get the, you know, like the subtitle of the thing right?

Let's do it.

God damn it.

I've observed.

Observed.

I've obs

and we're done.

Nobody died.

Nobody.

Nobody died.

Ava's old Audi stick shift.

What was it called?

Audi.

Audi, yeah.

Your girl doesn't say Audi.

Audi.

Audi.

Imagine the universe is a car.

Not a nice car, just a car that gets you from place to place.

Like Ava's old Audi stick shift.

You did it again.

You just did it again.

It's an Audi.

I said Audi.

No, you said Audi.

You said Audi.

I'm doing the thing that Tom did that one time where he couldn't say the thing and he kept saying it the way that he thought it was.

Remember that?

In the

Clementine's?

Okay, Avi.

She would remember that.

Wait, what am I saying?

Audi.

Audi.

Audi.

Audi.

I drive a Honda.

It's a lot easier to do that.

Okay.

Here we go.

Alicia.

That was so funny.

But that is great.

It's true.

Look at her.

She's on the outside all the time.

All the time.

All these smarty, smart, smarts talking smart shit.

Like, she's totally on the outside all the time.

Poor, poor Polly Jean, wife of the dean.

Poor, poor Polly Jean, wife of the dean.

Made up nursery rhymes about her.

Oh, did I miss something?

God damn it.

Yeah.

To hell.

God damn it to hell.

You guys are gays.

Just a little bit.

You can even throw some words in there, like, you know, like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You know what I mean?

Stuff like that.

Yeah.

The fools!

Why are you?

I hated all of that.

Can we please take it back?

Oh, my God.

All right.

Okay, let's stop there.

Fucking Erts, man.

Right.

Right?

I listen.

Right.

Chills.

Thank you.

Chills.

This is my last shot, man.

Come on.

I think we're going to go back and do it again.

We would have to do that online ordain thing.

Yeah.

Or they would have to pay you.

I mean, you have to pay for the audio.

Five men ordained by the Church of Life.

Yeah, you might as well do that and you can speak and just be ready.

Yeah.

All right, wait, wait, wait.

The pork and spots are great once you remember, by the way.

Awesome.

You get a clergy sticker.

Nice.

Leonardo Avellino, midday burg.

Midday.

Speak.

Midday burger.

Don Parks.

Throat goat 666, really?

Walter Piakarsky, droid pirate Findley, stuck in a pit of Skittles.

Drunken Coyote, Joe's Monte Cristo roll call makes my day.

Oh, that's nice.

Angel and Lucy, the twisted twigster, Murty's Mama.

Mama, mama.

Okay, good.

Yes.

Confirmed.

Fay Queen, Chase Noseworthy.

Core.

Okay, I probably shouldn't say it like that.

Core.

Oopschnart the prop the what?

Oopsnart the probability demolition expert.

Sure.

A talking dog named Bronk.

Bronk?

Bronch?

Bronk.

Retro MG.

Snarky Bark.

Bark.

Park.

Snarky Bark.

Warped Writer.

Tim Nate.

Tim Nacy.

Charlotte Tobiah.

Glennis Thompson.

Doug.

Doug Douglas.

Dustin.

Dustin Watson.

Drought Breaker.

Globe.

Glor.

Glorbnar 7.

Ebenezer Boob.

MC1 Brew.

We've been trying to.

Oh, for God's sake.

Nick.

We've been trying to reach you about your diner's extended warranty.

Brian O'Neill, level 900 cheese wizard.

Okay.

AJ and Alia Owolewa.

Holy shit.

First try.

Woo!

It's drousy rousy.

Ramsey, Ramsey's Namzes.

I didn't know this.

Every time.

Ramsey's nib lick the third kerplunk kerplunk.

Whoops, where's my thribble?

Leaf's bastard son Brizzo, the owner of Space Case Show.

Snops.

Dutch.

Dutch snops.

Leaf's bastard son of.

Leaf's bastard son Brizzo, the owner of Space Case Show.s

shit.

Little gobbrin.

Gobrin.

Gabby Hayes, my wigglebutts.

Angel, angel.

Angel.

How do you fuck up Angel?

Static ego.

Static ego?

Waffles.

Omega Nye, Frank and a Field.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore.

Boom.

Von Grimm, Boho, go bye-bye for Jojo Pogo.

That's a no-go, bro.

Nail it every time.

Magical computer mage Mason.

The Gabber newspaper sounds like a ridiculous name, but it helps.

Yeah, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

Banjo cat.

Introducing Recy Pontiff as the 16th Doctor.

Congratulations

Devin 7777

777777

The Cameron Winterborne Welsh Fireball XL5 McKinsey

Dun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun na

god damn it.

Dr.

Lattice Trash Angel wants you to know it's okay to throw out that thing you're holding on to.

That's way.

Nope.

I mean, I could read it first and then say it, but fuck that, y'all.

Kirsten.

I did.

Fuck God.

Kirsten.

Kirst, Kirst, Kirsten.

Kirsten.

Kirsten, hurry up and wait.

Sarah Farmer and her prismatic chickens.

Prismatic.

Should I be saying Trey the turquoise tortoise?

Tonight at 11, doom.

Hicks, busy mates.

That fucks up my voice.

Best, you are loved.

Lucretia.

Lucretia?

Come on.

Joe!

Lucrezia!

Not going to try to defeat the situation after all.

And then I will do something on that take.

I anticipate this will only go in the blurbs after the bit.

Or the outtakes.

All right, hang on.

Is that going to take you though?

Maybe you should let us order a drink while you struggle past the number three.

Not going to try and diffuse the situation at all.

One!

ah ah ah two

ah ah ah

that was worth it.

Thank you, Joe.

Forum, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, and strontium and silicon and silver and samarium and bismuth bromine lithium beryllium and beryl.

Those are too low.

There's

there's antimony arsenic aluminum.

Nope.

There's

antimony arsenic aluminum aluminum.

There's

europium, zirconium, lutinium, vanadium, and lanthium.

Yeah, let's do it later.

Okay, we're going to do it later.

Just give me the last line of the song.

Wow.

That was real embarrassing.

If you put this in the bloopers, I will kill you.

Okay.

In the face.

That is a really brutal joke.

Okay.

Everybody ready to go?

I have one quick question.

I know.

I know.

It's so bad.

It's fast.

I did ask.

I asked like three times.

I know.

I know.

Okay.

And recording.

That's on me.

One question.

Mine is bigger than that.

It's a big, chunky waveform.

That's bigger than ours.

That is a nice waveform.

Thanks.

Is my voice every time you speak?

It is a beautiful voice.

It sounds normal, but the waveform is like.

What is it like?

Okay.

Hello, Judy.

Oh, right.

Hello, Judy.

I'm not sure.

Did you forget that your gun was named Judy?

Is that whatever?

For a second, Frank.

Turn to the left.

Bull shit.

Turn to your right.

Keep it going.

Back to the center.

One hop this time.

Why does it really?

Yeah, because otherwise it's just an orphan and we have to remember to get it.

Oh, yeah.

Let's think of we should be.

And in these trying times, we should think of the orphans.

You're right, honey.

I'm just trying to help.

You are helping.

You're doing a great job.

It is on.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Why isn't it working?

I want to know why you're not stopping hitting me with the chest.

Pretend like you are saying it to children and you're trying to be deliberately mean to the children.

It's like, come in, children, let me tell you a story.

Oh, and then this happens.

And then a meteor hits them and they're fucking murdered.

Okay.

Can you call to them like you're Kevin Klein in A Fish Called Wanda?

Literally shred themselves and the universe, counterintuitively, reaches zero size.

And I hated how I did that.

I'm going to go back.

I mean, I'm unsettled.

Free ship.

Free ship.

Also, oh my God, he totally knows my name.

Whoa.

I

just, I can't.

Something's up with him.

I'm disturbingly anticipating his eventual reveal as some kind of colossal interdimensional villain, but who knows?

Is Zebulon an interdimensional villain?

He spooks me.

He's too powerful.

What?

It's good every time.

There is something so hilarious about that one, and I don't know what it is.

What?

What?

There's a certain, I don't know, there's an umami sort of indescribable thing that happens.

It's a great moment to switch to the scene change.

It's reminding me of a line that Jafar has, I feel like, but I can't remember just.

Oh,

that's very fun.

Jafar vibes is never a bad place to be.

Hashtag career goals.

Bloopers.

But I feel like last episode you pulled a little bit of an uno reverse where you're like, huh, there's not going to be bloopers.

This time it's going to be me bloopering over.

You know what happened last time is that there wasn't any bloopers, really, because everyone decided to be the most professional in the world.

And so everyone was funny.

If somebody messed up, they would just stop and they would go back without any sort of extemporaneous sort of things happening.

And so I was at the end of the episode and I was like, fuck, nobody fucked up.

So I was like, hey, I know all of my fuck up.

It's very complicated.

Okay, the bloopers are very complicated, y'all.

Sounds like it.

Well, I can bail them out of jail.

Lori, was it my job?

I just disappointed.

I love that this is chapter 40.

Laser saw.

All right.

That was great.

Thank you for the Charles Bronson of it all.

But I do think it's like you just ran there and laser sawed.

Gotcha.

So just a little out of breath, maybe.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Yeah, yeah.

Laser saw.

Why?

Why?

I don't know.

What the fuck?

Because it's funny.

Look, it's funny.

I know.

We can all feel the funny.

Yes, I know.

I know.

But also.

Why?

I'm out here fucking murdering bad guys.

Like I'm literally cutting them in the

funny way.

It's comedy.

All right.

Laser saw.

Sorry.

I don't think there's an unfunny way to do it in the recording situation.

All right.

It's all good.

It's all good.

Recording.

It's going to be fabulous.

Go get me the barista.

Shit.

All right.

Hardcore.

Let's do this.

Hey, Schmoopy.

Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

Hated it.

Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

I can't say murdered.

It's my favorite thing.

Why can't I say it?

But this is, of course, not a normal situation.

It's not.

Tell me how far.

Sorry.

It's not.

No, it is not.

It is not.

It's not.

And I'm not questioning it at all.

I think you know that.

I can't.

What are you talking about?

The punctuation.

And I'm I'm not questioning this.

She's like, no, no, no, it's not.

You're gay.

And again, thank you.

So is Fiona, incidentally.

Let's do that again.

I'm so sorry.

I did that just like William Shatner, and I hated it.

I shat myself.

My neural environment.

My neural environment?

I'm afraid there's a question that hovers.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Hoovers.

It hoovers over everything.

It's a question that's hoovering up everything.

What have come?

Oh, God.

Earth's earthlings.

God.

I'm going to just take that second part.

What's happening over there?

I don't know.

Earth's earthlings.

God.

Just have me say Earth over and over and over, and I lose the TH and just Earths.

You can do it.

You're doing a great job.

I believe in myself.

Creating all these Earths and these Earthlings would have had to start before Earthlings even exist.

I'm sorry you have to say what's going on.

Welcome to Earthling Fest, everybody.

So many times.

So many Earths.

How many Earths could an Earthling earth?

If an Earthling could earth Earth.

Oh, sorry.

Um, God, earthlings, earthlings, earthlings, earthlings, earthlings.

That's all that's going through my mind right now.

You're doing a great job.

A lot more ease in this paradigm.

This is so awesome.

Thank you guys for letting me uh crash your uh recording session.

You're literally in the episode.

Um, I know, but I wasn't scheduled for today.

I wasn't scheduled for today.

Thanks for letting me hang out, guys.

You work here.

I love, I love the sisters

Interesting.

Fiona, I'm going to have a look at you.

A look?

Kazi grabs Fiona's face and turns her head sharply to the left, looking at her brain.

Sorry, I brought my face too hard.

How's your head?

No complaints yet.

Sorry.

It really hurts.

Actually, you know what?

While we're here, let's just go back and do that again, real quick.

Smart, smart.

Get both takes done.

Smart and noise.

Smart.

Smart, noise, smart, noise.

Thank you, everyone, for being here.

I love you all.

Oh, sorry.

We love you, too.

A little late.

Just late.

What a pregnant pause.

What a pregnant pause that was.

Yeah.

I'm fine.

Okay.

Word, word, word, word.

Word, word, word.

Word.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Word.

Word.

Word.

All right.

So we're on page one.

We're just going to go for it.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

With the pepper.

Yep, with the pepper.

Hey, Tita.

That was perfect.

She just figured it out.

She's not going to be good.

Perfect.

In about a bajillion, nope.

In exactly one bajillion years.

I think, again, I'm always going to push for the

Wilhelm screen from Betty.

I'm not using the Wilhelm screen.

First of all, it's expensive.

Second of all, no.

So there.

All right.

Shelly, are you okay?

Yes.

Okay.

Sorry.

I heard a big thump noise and I saw, I felt it looked like your closet was eating you for a second.

No, my, my,

I mean, it's a possibility.

She's like, did she find Narnia?

I do so much at that office.

I handle payroll.

I train the new hires.

I water the plants.

And it feels like nobody's even notices.

Try that again.

Yeah.

Nobody's even notices.

Nobody's even noticed.

Nobody's even noticing.

Welcome back, everyone.

I'm Kitty Caldwell here with Bram Frampton, and we will be your host for this most anticipated event in the multiverse.

Welcome back, everyone.

Damn.

Okay, fuck this.

There's your Vicki Lawrence blooper for everyone.

All right, so Aubrey, you might want to try turning off your camera.

And that would reduce the amount of data that needs to come from you to us.

Okay, well, I think that's kind of rude, but

listen,

I hate it, but this is what happens.

What it all is.

Sorry, I have to do that again.

My stomach rowled.

Can I take it from the bottom of 39?

Constant questions make me hungry.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Can I don't give me the light again, Casper?

Can I get the line again?

Are you sure?

Seriously.

You want me to give you the line again?

That's your cue.

Billy Rose.

You took all of my corn dogs.

And right before they were to participate, it can I start this one again?

Yeah, Effie, Effie came in too hard on that one.

She's taking over.

So I guess it's a good thing you're here, Sonny the Stack.

Holy shit, my Kindle just quit on me.

Thanks, Jeff.

I said accidentally, weird.

I said accidentally, accidentally.

She unloads two shells.

I spelled 2-T-O.

What kind of idiot?

She unloads two shells.

We don't have time to take a break right now.

We're having a two-minute science meeting.

I approve that reading.

Oh, Jesus.

This reading approved by Julie Starr.

The Society of Bethanies.

What?

Haw what?

What?

What?

I just look up and it's all...

I'm sorry.

I can't tell who those middle fingers are for.

Everyone's on screen.

It looks like you're flipping off Tom, which, wow.

I mean, wow.

Boom Boom makes her way across across the bar.

She has a wooden leg.

Good morning, ladies.

So I guess it's the trip.

That's amazing.

I think, could we go with Blunt?

Sure.

My name is Commandant Blunt of Zazin.

I'm on an exposition.

Expedition.

Expedition.

Hold on.

Technically, we're all on an exposition.

Yeah, we are.

We are right now.

Please allow me to express my.

Fuck you.

She's done it.

Nice work, Ms.

Huggins.

Shit.

Pagans.

What did I say?

No men situation.

A no-men's situation.

I'm out.

I'm calling it that.

Hope springs a kernel, Fiona.

Hope springs a kernel.

What does that mean?

Don't worry about it.

Well,

where you have hope.

The future is like a seed.

Waiting,

waiting in the ground.

no and hope is nourishing

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it can become it's all static ache

how do i mute other people

it's a treasure map

i thought you would not want me to do it that way

i don't know i mean i feel like maybe there's a stronger choice

pretty strong.

Sounds like a challenge to me.

You got it.

Let's go.

Add the pepper.

So what is that?

It's a treasure map.

And they leave the hues.

Okay.

Oh, sorry.

Who's going to cue you?

Who's going to cue you?

Everyone, say all of your lines at once.

It's a treasure map.

I love how much laughing happens when I leave.

That's always encouraging.

Just keeping the ball in the air, baby.

And you know, we're going to have Brody in a bit of season five as well.

So hopefully we can

make this.

Yeah.

I'll make sure I'm wash my blankets before that.

Oh, yeah.

Wash them blanket.

Mayonnaise, lots of mayonnaise.

We will now do a Susie pause.

Mayonnaise.

Just a wall of Hellmans.

A wall of Hellmans.

The great wall of Hellmans.

Just looks like that upper shelf that is Jimmy John.

I just imagine him smiling so big.

Just looking around, like, I got this.

I'm in my element.

Thank you.

Thank you for doing the pitch.

And Finley, thank you for surprising us with your presence here.

Sorry that it startled me.

So I'm like, why is Finley here?

Just rock.

Jump.

Okay.

It's the effect I have on everyone, including my mother.

So it's fun.

I really thought Fiona was going to die.

This is so cool.

You thought she was going to die?

Yeah.

Wow.

Because last episode I say something, something, and then Tina says that kind of thinking will get you killed.

And then I go, I know.

And I thought that was Chekhov's, I know.

No, that was just mine.

Yeah.

None of you guys ever ask what's going to happen to you.

Huh?

I'm a little afraid to.

I know.

Because I feel like, I don't know.

I feel like Labuza is somewhat of a tragic character, and I feel like she's heading towards some sort of tragic end, but I don't know if I want to know.

I feel like everybody's always treating me like I'm George R.R.

Martin.

Wow.

Wow.

Justice for Betty.

Who

called Betty?

And Malu?

Yeah, Malu.

Justice.

Look at the anxiety that

you're instilling in your actor.

Even older Laif?

Okay, so out of like a whole bunch of characters, like three of them, John Wilkes Booth.

We're going to take

them.

That's okay because the horse.

Minsky?

What?

Minsky.

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