The Midnight Burger ÜberBlooper Reel!

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Speaker 11 Hello, everyone. It's me again.
We are moving into hiatus mode here, but I just wanted to give one last sort of fond farewell to season four.

Speaker 11 Nick, shifty Nick Howard, as you may recognize his name from the shoutouts at the end, is always doing all kinds of fun things for the show.

Speaker 11 When night breakfast starts, he always grabs the PDF and posts it for people so that they can follow along. All kinds of fun stuff like that.

Speaker 11 So, as soon as the finale of season four went out, Nick took it upon himself to take every blooper reel that we have done since chapter 22 and put it together into one Uber blooper reel.

Speaker 11 And he, I think he felt a little silly doing this. He sent it to me and he says, you know, should you ever need this, I can't imagine why you would.

Speaker 11 But then I listened to it and I was like, you know what? This is great. We should send it out to everyone because it's so ridiculous and a lot of fun.

Speaker 11 And it does, it is kind of a nice document of like the nonsense that happens while we're recording the show. So we have now an hour of bloopers for you to enjoy.

Speaker 11 all packed into one nice little package. So thank you so much, Nick, for doing this.
And thank you so much to everyone for listening. We're in hiatus mode now.
We're moving into that mode.

Speaker 11 So here's one last salute to season four courtesy of Nick Howard. Please thank Nick if you bump into him on the internet.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 12 Well, at least there'll be a good spot in the food court today.

Speaker 11 We're really gonna give Mrs. Foods.

Speaker 11 We're really gonna get we're

Speaker 11 all right,

Speaker 11 are we

Speaker 13 damage to the fabric of space-time should be easy to spot?

Speaker 11 Pardon me, sir. Is that damage to the fabric

Speaker 11 should be easy to spot? Pardon me, sir.

Speaker 11 Okay,

Speaker 13 I'm working with four separate things, right?

Speaker 1 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 6 Fuck yeah, you should.

Speaker 12 It's the payload good midnight diner.

Speaker 11 Hang on. We got a midnight midnight diner sighting.
Oh,

Speaker 11 oh, no.

Speaker 13 Powerful that it can bombard

Speaker 13 bomb. Why is bombard so hard?

Speaker 7 Can bombard as hard.

Speaker 14 It can bombard.

Speaker 11 Ba-ba-ba-ba.

Speaker 13 That it can bomb that it can bombard a gravity wave.

Speaker 11 Why?

Speaker 13 Words are hard.

Speaker 13 You're on Kwilandus, a barely habitable ice giant. God damn it, didn't I say? Okay.

Speaker 13 Sorry. I thought I said Landis the first time.
I'm gonna take that back one more time.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 11 This is how I rehearse.

Speaker 11 Another fucking plane. Hang on a second.
You're right there. The exact same time that the last plane came through.

Speaker 3 They're like, yeah.

Speaker 11 I'll do a few zombies. Alright.
Okay.

Speaker 11 Sorry, zombies.

Speaker 11 Nobody knows anything about it.

Speaker 15 It's a nascent.

Speaker 11 Nobody knows anything.

Speaker 11 See, I mean, really, the two of you could say anything, and I'd be like, that's just how they say it over there. You know, how would I know whether

Speaker 16 I'm really proud of myself?

Speaker 11 I'd prefer to be in a dying world with you than a f-

Speaker 17 The emotion is choking me. Right.

Speaker 11 Sorry. But you'd left Cornell for some reason.

Speaker 13 Yes, I did.

Speaker 11 Whatever for

Speaker 13 because there were planes flying overhead.

Speaker 11 Chemtrails.

Speaker 11 A church mouse in a brass band compared to the brand of quiet. Nope.

Speaker 11 A church mouse.

Speaker 11 A church mouse is... Nope, no.

Speaker 13 She was never going to work again, so she dumped it all on me.

Speaker 13 Oh my god.

Speaker 5 Planes.

Speaker 13 Where's everybody going?

Speaker 11 I don't know. Up.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 18 Turns out there is and isn't an asteroid.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 6 It's look.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 11 Yes.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 11 What? Hello, up there. Sorry, I went straight in.
I went straight in.

Speaker 13 We hate it. You did not say the Mucklewains.
Why can't I say Mucklewains?

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 11 It's the serpent of the Pharaoh, Casper. Nope, sorry.
I have fucking all off of the toys. Hold on one second.
I'm Zebulon Mucklewain here with my wife, Effie.

Speaker 11 All right, I'm going to go back to Casper.

Speaker 19 All right. Microphone to start with?

Speaker 11 Sure, I can do that.

Speaker 11 I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz.

Speaker 11 I do great with all the fictional science jumbo. It's all the real shit where my mouth gets tied up.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 11 Sure. I can do that.
I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz mid.

Speaker 11 Oh my God. Sure.
I know. Hey.

Speaker 11 Shot and Freuda.

Speaker 7 No, I'm not. Give me the rabbit.

Speaker 6 I'll make the stew.

Speaker 16 You get back up top and finish brunch serve.

Speaker 8 Please say, no, no, I'm not. Just for me, though.

Speaker 11 Please.

Speaker 11 Am I doing it again?

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 10 No!

Speaker 13 Well, we certainly didn't want to.

Speaker 11 Sure.

Speaker 13 Well, we certainly didn't want to.

Speaker 18 The reason why Casper is going off on his own between shifts is because of you.

Speaker 12 Oh, Ava.

Speaker 8 If I could be so pointed,

Speaker 11 Ava.

Speaker 11 I've got some aerial drones now.

Speaker 11 You want me to search the area?

Speaker 11 Filed under things that are funny that I did not realize were funny.

Speaker 11 We're killing Susie here.

Speaker 11 Hey, I've got some aerial drones.

Speaker 11 I know.

Speaker 10 Can I get that line again?

Speaker 11 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 I'm saying there's the weird shit, and then there's the weird shit.

Speaker 11 And we've been saying it's all the same shit, but maybe there's a difference between...

Speaker 20 There's a what?

Speaker 11 And what we've been saying...

Speaker 21 The secret sauce.

Speaker 16 The secret sauce?

Speaker 13 I gave her stop tick.

Speaker 8 What?

Speaker 13 Sure, sure I did.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 13 I gave her stop. No.

Speaker 11 There it is. Hey,

Speaker 11 secret tips.

Speaker 13 I gave her stock tips.

Speaker 11 It's gonna be, it's going great. See?

Speaker 13 I gave her stock tips from the future.

Speaker 22 I feel good about it, I think.

Speaker 1 I think things are coming.

Speaker 23 Fuck. Here we go.

Speaker 12 Oh, recording.

Speaker 23 Blow on it.

Speaker 23 Like a Nintendo cartridge.

Speaker 23 Get the dust off of the duck hunt or whatever we're playing.

Speaker 24 I fucking loved duck hunt.

Speaker 23 Y'all, it was great.

Speaker 8 Well, I'm rolling, motherfuckers.

Speaker 23 It's not a hotel.

Speaker 11 Standby.

Speaker 23 No, it isn't. Okay, let's try that again.

Speaker 15 It's Pan Starts rules.

Speaker 25 We don't know what's happening.

Speaker 15 Okay, dummies. Clementine may have missed her last shot, but two bull eyes.

Speaker 15 It's so sweaty in here.

Speaker 23 Okay,

Speaker 23 real fast, I meant to ask, how drunk do you want her? Just drunk enough?

Speaker 24 Drunk girl at the bar who doesn't pick up on the social cues.

Speaker 1 Great.

Speaker 23 Just my life. Great.
Sounds great. The wheels are starting to come off.

Speaker 23 Like having an audience for your nervous breakdown. Hello.

Speaker 24 Enough of this lady vanishes bullshit.

Speaker 23 Except that I stumbled on the fucking word at the heat of the moment.

Speaker 23 So it's fine.

Speaker 26 We're going to do it again.

Speaker 11 Great.

Speaker 23 So many grunts and screams to choose from. That's.

Speaker 23 That's like the old school when you tape over something in a VCR, like you taped over your mom's favorite episode of Days of Our Lives or something.

Speaker 22 Games.

Speaker 15 I also excel at irresponsibly thin.

Speaker 15 I'll do it again.

Speaker 11 Responsibly.

Speaker 15 Can I do a drunk Joe?

Speaker 10 Like, well, I'm afraid of someone in the bear chop there, Clementine.

Speaker 23 Okay, here, we'll do it again.

Speaker 23 Been recording all this time.

Speaker 24 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

Speaker 13 I'm going to open with a jump.

Speaker 11 You know what? Can we just

Speaker 11 go back before you say your line? Can you be doing like a mama mama or something like that?

Speaker 11 One of those, one of those

Speaker 26 unique things. Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.

Speaker 26 99 nuns in an Indiana nunnery.

Speaker 11 The human torch

Speaker 11 is on fire.

Speaker 11 Um,

Speaker 11 this

Speaker 13 is

Speaker 13 a

Speaker 11 bit con

Speaker 11 Yeah,

Speaker 11 I can't speak.

Speaker 11 I'm having a stroke,

Speaker 13 folks. If you're watching at home and think that we're all having some sort of massive hallucination, I cannot say that fucking word,

Speaker 11 folks, folks, having a weird mom builds character, you guys. That's totally

Speaker 23 thanks for the mom bonding.

Speaker 11 But I'm enjoying it. It's kind of fun.

Speaker 23 It's kind of fun. It's weirdly sexual, but very fun.
Let's do it.

Speaker 13 It's nice to meet you.

Speaker 11 All

Speaker 11 I imagine you will still receive his display.

Speaker 11 I imagine you still.

Speaker 11 I imagine you will still receive his.

Speaker 11 Is my bed, is my bed.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 23 Where are we taking this from?

Speaker 23 Oh, nope, that's a gasp.

Speaker 23 That was okay. Okay, let me just do one more.

Speaker 11 Whoa!

Speaker 11 It seems quite chaotic, but everything has its purpose. You can see boiling away here is the alembic.

Speaker 11 Here I have a mortar and pestle for pulverite for p

Speaker 11 here. I have a mortar and pestle for purvor.
Yep.

Speaker 23 Finlay, pronunciation expert.

Speaker 11 Pestle.

Speaker 28 Mortar and pestle.

Speaker 23 Pestle.

Speaker 24 What'd you call me?

Speaker 11 Clementine, may I. I did this.

Speaker 11 I keep saying my. Look, Berbels.
Very rare for Berbels to come to your shelm.

Speaker 11 I want to do that again.

Speaker 11 The holy my brain refuses. Hold on.

Speaker 11 Zehoni Vira. Okay.

Speaker 11 In a hundred years, who knows what will control? In a hundred years, who knows what will

Speaker 11 connect why are we taking this street?

Speaker 23 Nope, sorry, Sorry, let me do that again.

Speaker 11 Clementine, whatever has happened,

Speaker 11 it's nothing that we're kind of.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 23 I've actually not stopped because I'm afraid if I do,

Speaker 23 I will never resume. So you have a whole lot of bullshit to cut out.
Sorry, Joe.

Speaker 11 Okay, great.

Speaker 17 Boom! We did it!

Speaker 23 All right, guys. Well, I will finalize this, and I have no bazooki to record for you, so then I'll send it over.

Speaker 23 Great.

Speaker 11 I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial.

Speaker 11 Ah, I knew it. I knew it would happen.

Speaker 11 It's an impossible word. First blood.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 11 Things out.

Speaker 11 I put that word in, and I was like, he is going to trip on that motherfucker. I did that.
I knew it. Privately, and now I'm doing it publicly.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 12 Ski the Black Diamond.

Speaker 11 It's fun.

Speaker 11 I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial.

Speaker 11 Yeah. Have you? Extrajudicial.
Have you? Extrajudicial.

Speaker 3 Extra what?

Speaker 11 Extrajudicially. Extrajudicially.

Speaker 11 I don't know if that games are. It's very, very difficult for you.
It is a extrajudicially. Okay.
It's a black belt word. We can all handle it.
We're going to be great.

Speaker 11 I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicially.

Speaker 11 Listen.

Speaker 11 Extrajudicially. Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 11 I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially.

Speaker 11 Okay, here's it. Okay, here's what we elongate the word, right? Stretch it it out as a extrajudicially.
Aha. Love it.
Do it like that. Brilliant.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicially. Woo! Woo!

Speaker 20 I mean, that's what throat coat tea is for.

Speaker 11 So there you go.

Speaker 26 I've been looking for you.

Speaker 12 I hired historians. I paid off local officials.
I went to Kyrgyzstan. I am so sorry.

Speaker 1 Is it Kyrzhakstan?

Speaker 20 Kyrgyzstan. Okay, okay.

Speaker 12 I try not to burp directly into the microphone, so my apologies.

Speaker 20 I'm going to find it and edit it out because no, absolutely not.

Speaker 13 Even calling it a semic.

Speaker 11 Why?

Speaker 13 I feel like homeland secure. Nope.

Speaker 11 Tamara, let me stop you right there.

Speaker 11 I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial.

Speaker 11 Here we go. Welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 11 On the next episode of Picture Judicial.

Speaker 13 Seven. Nope.

Speaker 11 Huh.

Speaker 13 I'm taking.

Speaker 11 Woo.

Speaker 13 Taking.

Speaker 11 Are you?

Speaker 13 All you have at your disposal are the trees and tiny creatures that live on your island and whatever the ocean washes up on there. Your

Speaker 11 all you have.

Speaker 13 And don't open them until I tell you to, okay?

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 13 I'm going to hold for a second, though, because there's a plane flying over right now, and this is a really intimate moment.

Speaker 11 Time is a plane. It flies over me and makes noise, but I am also the plane.

Speaker 23 I am the plane that ruins the podcast, but I am also the podcast.

Speaker 2 Time Time is a sim,

Speaker 2 sim, sum.

Speaker 11 Because of the temporal lump. Hi.

Speaker 15 In my house, and I let the morning air in.

Speaker 11 And I release

Speaker 15 all that stale air that I've been.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry. I'll mute for you, Julie.
I'll mute for you. I just.

Speaker 8 Oh, God.

Speaker 13 What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

Speaker 11 I don't think this line is funny.

Speaker 13 Excuse me.

Speaker 11 What's bigger than a black hole, Casper? I don't know. Velcro?

Speaker 11 I don't know. I hear Crocs are popular.
Sliced bread.

Speaker 11 Sliced bread's a real humdinger.

Speaker 11 What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

Speaker 11 A lot of people love prinkles.

Speaker 11 Sorry, my tongue all of a sudden got way too big for my mouth.

Speaker 23 Extra Extrajudicially.

Speaker 23 Look, I did it the first try. Okay, just kidding.

Speaker 27 How long is this episode going to be, Joe?

Speaker 11 Sorry, I'm just going to need to ask my son and my wife to stop laughing so loud. Sorry, one second.

Speaker 11 The problem of home office, right?

Speaker 11 Remember

Speaker 27 so fondly, the end of season two when you revealed that count and it was like 90-something minutes and it was just like, oh, damn, we're getting full-length feature here.

Speaker 6 And now it's like, like, it'll maybe be under two hours.

Speaker 23 I was doing acting and trying to make eye contact with my shoes.

Speaker 11 Okay, great, great.

Speaker 16 I was a 10-year-old sixth grader.

Speaker 11 I was. I was a 10-year-old sixth grader by Susie Suarez.

Speaker 23 Tarek is, Tarek is just a coat full of weasels with a mustache and a top hat.

Speaker 11 Also, everybody's an idiot on this ship.

Speaker 7 There was a genetic.

Speaker 23 Nope. There was a genetic.
nope.

Speaker 24 There was a jajid.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 27 You have chosen Julia fucking Roberts.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 11 That just felt very aggressive.

Speaker 23 Well, Joe, maybe leave the O off of the opossum when you're writing.

Speaker 1 He was Terry O'York and his last name was Opossum.

Speaker 23 What a line to end season three on for Clementine. I just love it so much that my last line of this season is about Mexican food.

Speaker 20 Hell yes.

Speaker 11 Hell yes.

Speaker 13 All the damage we've been seeing, it comes from the beginning.

Speaker 11 When the plane takes off, when the plane takes off, but on the inside, it's destructible. It's destructible.

Speaker 11 I hate it all.

Speaker 11 My what?

Speaker 11 Everybody on this Zoom is 12.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 11 We're 12. Sorry.

Speaker 11 This place has been bobbing around like a cork for decades. This isn't the.
Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place you would go if your ship has lost. Fuck.

Speaker 11 Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place your ship would go if you first? Fuck you, words.

Speaker 11 God, I love it when it I love it when it happens to you.

Speaker 19 I have never seen a laser do that.

Speaker 18 That's right.

Speaker 30 That's right.

Speaker 11 Maybe squeeze this.

Speaker 11 Squeeze this.

Speaker 11 Bank fraud.

Speaker 13 We're supposed to be keeping

Speaker 11 motherfucker.

Speaker 11 There appears to be something within this vehicle called Moogu Gai Pan, which I believe is a food.

Speaker 11 Excellent.

Speaker 11 You know what? We're just gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna muscle through it because time is of the essence, everyone. All right, there's a tornado headed for Tom right now.

Speaker 11 I think it's gonna pass me, but the thunderstorm is definitely gonna hit in the podcast.

Speaker 11 All right, here we go. I kind of want to have a fight club now.

Speaker 13 The committee to get us the hell off this rock that hates us so much. I'm doing it again.

Speaker 11 The chances of the chances.

Speaker 11 I'm not even supposed to be drunk, kid.

Speaker 11 Hey, while we're stopping, Lee, I think

Speaker 11 bring your volume up just a little bit. I'll take things nobody has ever said to me this.

Speaker 16 I'm fine covering the

Speaker 11 I know you are, but you have to put on your waiter face when you do, and I know you hate that.

Speaker 16 You know, I hate that.

Speaker 16 Let's not go around calling things tacos

Speaker 16 just because they're shaped like tacos, okay?

Speaker 13 Fuck you, Joe.

Speaker 11 Oh, God, that's so good.

Speaker 13 Oh, they're hiding in every conversation, schmoopy.

Speaker 11 Try that again.

Speaker 11 Fuck you. You try it again.
You said schmoopy.

Speaker 11 You whiffed on schmoopy or just give the shmoopy a try again, is all I'm saying.

Speaker 13 From what I can tell, the Ava of this earth still works at jet propulsion. Fuck you.

Speaker 11 Jet propulsion fuck you

Speaker 3 keep that thinking keep that please

Speaker 13 sex and rockets man sex and rockets billionaire funded think tank think tank is hard think tank think tank think tank think tank think tank fuck you billionaire funded think tank on the el cubieri drive how's that probably i should say it again like i know what it is

Speaker 11 el cubieri

Speaker 11 what the fuck song is this, Joe? What am I saying? It's Roven Gambler.

Speaker 11 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 15 You know that old chestnut.

Speaker 11 We did it, and Tom is still alive.

Speaker 11 Amazing.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I didn't get taken to a land of color or anything.

Speaker 11 Land of color.

Speaker 11 And your little dog, too.

Speaker 11 Totally.

Speaker 27 Where are we again?

Speaker 11 Azuls.

Speaker 15 Azuls.

Speaker 18 Where the fuck is Azul?

Speaker 18 Azuls.

Speaker 11 Azuls. Azuls.
Azul.

Speaker 15 No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to boil.

Speaker 11 Hold on.

Speaker 15 No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to bowl. I'm going to make sandwiches if I were.

Speaker 11 Shit.

Speaker 1 I just really want to get bowling then.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 8 I was in a prison once called Lost Basin.

Speaker 11 It was a bunch of shit. Lost Basan.
Sorry.

Speaker 28 Basan.

Speaker 11 Basan. Okay.

Speaker 11 Oh, no. Although Lost Basin is not a bad name for a prison.

Speaker 14 It's my new band.

Speaker 28 Lost Basin.

Speaker 14 It's like Americana full.

Speaker 11 With a Spanish tinge.

Speaker 13 Yes. I'm going to go turn on power switch.

Speaker 22 I'll be right back.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 11 There's like a jacuzzi crank in Jessica's recording studio. She's got to go crank it back up.

Speaker 11 Keep the jets going.

Speaker 13 Tita kicks the front door open.

Speaker 11 Who wants pie?

Speaker 27 Okay, come on, Dame Judy.

Speaker 11 Tita opens fire. Oh, sorry.
I'm so used to reading the things.

Speaker 13 Tita opens fire with the bigger gun.

Speaker 11 That was our plan. Yes.

Speaker 11 Though you may be hard.

Speaker 11 Sorry. Too excited.

Speaker 11 He should be excited.

Speaker 11 I know. He's reeling it back.
He's reeling it back, everybody.

Speaker 11 Stepping away from the ledge.

Speaker 3 Two.

Speaker 11 Okay, Jessica, I have no idea why I put so many numbers at the end of this goddamn script. That was plenty.
Just like, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 11 What the hell is happening? These poor people.

Speaker 11 Quartet.

Speaker 11 I'm Zach.

Speaker 11 Who are you?

Speaker 11 It's Snake. It's Snake Pliskin.

Speaker 14 Pliskin.

Speaker 11 I said Snake Pliskin.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 11 Well,

Speaker 5 you know.

Speaker 11 Wait.

Speaker 11 Go from.

Speaker 11 Keep it. Keep it.
Keep it.

Speaker 20 You know, at first, I was thinking that they'd be quite a burden to have to carry around on my head all day long, but now I've put some thought into it.

Speaker 22 I think something such as the assortment you have.

Speaker 15 I'm going to start again.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 11 God, I was so good.

Speaker 23 I felt how good it was, and then it stopped me.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 8 She has a thing that predicts the future.

Speaker 13 Sure.

Speaker 16 Don't die on me, Ava. I need this information.

Speaker 13 Sure.

Speaker 4 That's who they really were.

Speaker 17 Hall and O. The deputary.

Speaker 17 Trying to combine, but.

Speaker 11 Deputy.

Speaker 11 I just created a new word.

Speaker 11 Oh, my God.

Speaker 16 Why would one weird egg-looking thing in one part of this galaxy have anything to do with these

Speaker 8 three sisters being in trouble?

Speaker 11 That's good. Read it exactly like that.
That's a perfect reading of that line. Thank you.

Speaker 11 Very neutral. Speed it up.
Speed it up.

Speaker 11 Excellent.

Speaker 11 Every word faster than one before. Exactly.
Well, why would one word?

Speaker 11 It's all right. It's going to be great.

Speaker 11 Just

Speaker 11 going to cover it up with speed.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Julie, can you spare some mustard?

Speaker 19 I need some more sauce.

Speaker 11 Not the magic mustard. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Thanks for the sauce, door face. Good.

Speaker 11 Please keep your eyes out of my brain. Oh, my eyes.

Speaker 11 Oh, my eyes.

Speaker 11 These are going to be so up in your brain. That sounds gross.

Speaker 13 You sound gross.

Speaker 11 Do you want a club sandwich?

Speaker 11 Hang on.

Speaker 11 Now I don't.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 11 No.

Speaker 11 Pass.

Speaker 11 You sound gross.

Speaker 16 Sorry.

Speaker 11 Why was. Sorry, well, you're missing a word there.
Sorry about that. That's my fault.

Speaker 11 Do with these three sisters. Sorry.
Sorry about that.

Speaker 16 Thank you.

Speaker 11 Look, I'm not going to put all the words in there, okay? You're going to have to just figure it out sometimes, okay? You're getting paid. I'm tired.

Speaker 19 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 I'm just going to go. Sometimes you run out.

Speaker 11 I can do this.

Speaker 11 Please record as always. Press record is an important part of the process.

Speaker 11 Step one. Welcome to my masterclass.
Step one.

Speaker 11 Press record.

Speaker 11 We're told the airspace above the area is about to be restricted, but we've still got our eyes.

Speaker 11 That was good. You always did it.

Speaker 11 It was only 10% Canadian.

Speaker 11 Thanks.

Speaker 11 About.

Speaker 11 About. Yeah.

Speaker 11 About.

Speaker 11 No, the way you did it was great. Okay.
I know. I just hit it really hard.

Speaker 11 I paused before and after.

Speaker 11 Okay. Oh, Canada.
We're beginning to sound co-signed to oblivion.

Speaker 11 Consigned. You consigned.
Consigned.

Speaker 11 No,

Speaker 11 I'll do it again. I'll do it again.
I'll do it again. Cosigned.
I co-signed that Oblivion. Press record.

Speaker 16 I keep thinking I have to press record.

Speaker 11 No, not anymore. Because of the future.
The future is here. You don't have to press record anymore.
Congratulations. Thank goodness.

Speaker 11 Ju qua co

Speaker 11 pour a firme

Speaker 11 sans s trompe que vous parle desormé

Speaker 11 tou lais

Speaker 11 sanct franca.

Speaker 11 That's awesome. One more time.
One more time.

Speaker 11 That's exactly what I'm talking about. That is hilarious.
I fucking love you, man.

Speaker 11 Oh, God, we're sweating balls in here. I know.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 11 Okay, there you see the black suburbans. You've got men with guns and what looks like a squadron of drones in the skitty in the skitty.

Speaker 11 Is that how they say it in Canada? That's a pronunciation of Santa Claus.

Speaker 11 What province of Canada is that from? Yeah.

Speaker 11 All of them. They just hide it really well in the socket.

Speaker 11 Yeah. It's in the skitty.

Speaker 30 It was so close to skibbity in my life.

Speaker 11 Top downtown sun. They're in the skitty.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 13 La Gion Mongo et toujour, la fuck.

Speaker 11 La fuck, everybody.

Speaker 11 Maybe stretch out the ooh, you know what I mean?

Speaker 10 Ooh, Jim Sa.

Speaker 13 Four,

Speaker 11 three,

Speaker 11 two,

Speaker 11 one.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry, honey, in keeping with the title of the episode, could you start with five?

Speaker 11 Sure.

Speaker 11 Five, four,

Speaker 13 nope. I hate it.

Speaker 11 Hey.

Speaker 8 A laser

Speaker 19 interferometer,

Speaker 11 interferometer.

Speaker 11 Interferometer.

Speaker 11 Laser interferometer.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I hate you, Joe.

Speaker 11 I know the feeling. I'll stop.
Page two. I know.
I know. Page two, everyone.

Speaker 11 I'm sweaty. Okay.
I know. It's rough.

Speaker 3 Ever catch yourself thinking, what if I could go after what I actually want and really make a difference?

Speaker 5 You're not alone. And that's exactly why I want to tell you about Walden University.

Speaker 3 Ever catch yourself thinking, what if I could go after what I actually want and really make a difference?

Speaker 5 You're not alone.

Speaker 4 And that's exactly why I want to tell you about Walden University.

Speaker 11 Dear Space Jesus, please don't.

Speaker 23 Don't give away your state secrets just yet, guys.

Speaker 23 Dear Space Jesus, we follow it to its ultimate conclusion and we end up face to face with who

Speaker 23 this is the one I actually meant to ask you about.

Speaker 12 Hey, you two.

Speaker 11 A little hitch.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 11 I whistled my S.

Speaker 11 Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 11 Which is fairy, Tennessee, I guess.

Speaker 11 Right? That is true.

Speaker 23 Taking a ride on time traveling's dement.

Speaker 13 How about I get, you know, like the subtitle of the thing right?

Speaker 11 Let's do it.

Speaker 11 God damn it. I've observed.

Speaker 2 Observed.

Speaker 11 I've observed.

Speaker 11 And we're done.

Speaker 11 Nobody died. Nobody died.

Speaker 23 Ava's old Audi stick shift.

Speaker 22 What was it called?

Speaker 26 Audi.

Speaker 11 Audi, yeah.

Speaker 20 Your girl doesn't say

Speaker 13 Audi.

Speaker 23 Imagine the universe is a car, not a nice car, just a car that gets you from place to place, like Ava's old Audi stick shift.

Speaker 11 You did it again.

Speaker 11 You just did it again. It's an I said Audi.

Speaker 30 No, you said Audi.

Speaker 11 You said Audi.

Speaker 23 I'm doing the thing that Tom did where that one time where he couldn't say the thing and he kept saying it the way that he thought it was worth it.

Speaker 11 Remember that? In the

Speaker 1 Clementine's? Okay, Avi.

Speaker 11 Wait, what am I saying?

Speaker 31 Audi.

Speaker 11 Audi.

Speaker 31 Audi. Audi.

Speaker 23 I drive a Honda. It's a lot easier to say that.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 11 Here we go. Alicia.

Speaker 18 That was so funny. What?

Speaker 11 It was great.

Speaker 10 It's true. Look at her.
She's on the outside all the time.

Speaker 11 All the time.

Speaker 10 All these smarty, smart, smarts talking smart shit. Like, she's totally on the outside all the time.

Speaker 13 Poor, poor Polly Jean, wife of the dean.

Speaker 10 Poor, poor Polly Jean, wife of the dean.

Speaker 23 Made up nursery rhymes about her. God.

Speaker 11 Oh, did I miss something? God damn it. Yeah.
To hell.

Speaker 13 God damn it to hell.

Speaker 11 You guys are gays.

Speaker 1 Just a little bit.

Speaker 11 You can even throw some words in there, like, you know, like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 11 You know what I mean? Stuff like that. Yeah.

Speaker 11 The fools.

Speaker 11 Wait.

Speaker 11 Why are you? I hated all of that.

Speaker 13 Can we please say it back?

Speaker 10 Oh, my God. All right.

Speaker 11 Okay, let's stop there.

Speaker 11 Fucking earth, man.

Speaker 11 Right.

Speaker 11 I listen.

Speaker 16 Right.

Speaker 11 Chills. Thank you.

Speaker 11 Chills.

Speaker 11 This is my last shot, man. Come on.

Speaker 11 I think we're going to go back and do it again.

Speaker 15 Yeah,

Speaker 15 we would have to do that online ordain thing.

Speaker 11 Yeah, or they would have to pay you. I mean,

Speaker 11 five men ordained by the Church of Life.

Speaker 11 Yeah, you might as well do that and speak and just be ready.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 11 All right, wait, wait, wait. The pork and spots are great once you remember by the author

Speaker 11 you get you get a clergy sticker nice leonardo avellino midnight burger

Speaker 11 midday mi speak

Speaker 11 midday burger don parks throat goat six six six really

Speaker 11 Walter Piakarski, droid pirate Findlay, stuck in a pit of Skittles.

Speaker 11 Drunken Coyote, Joe's Monte Cristo roll call makes my day. Oh, that's nice.
Angel and Lucy, the twisted twigster, Murty's mama. M mam mama.
Okay, good, yes.

Speaker 11 Confirmed. Faye Queen, Chase Noseworthy, Core.

Speaker 11 Okay, I probably shouldn't say it like that.

Speaker 11 Core. Oopschnart the prop the what?

Speaker 11 Oopschnart the probability demolition expert. Sure.
A talking dog named Bronk. Bronk?

Speaker 11 Bronch? Bronk. Retro MG.
Snarky Barks.

Speaker 11 Snarky Bark. Warped Writer.
Tim Nate.

Speaker 11 Nace. Nace.

Speaker 11 Shit.

Speaker 11 Tim Nacy. Charlotte Tobiah.
Glennis Thompson. Douglas.
Douglas. Douglas.

Speaker 11 Dustin. Dustin Watson.

Speaker 11 Drought Breaker. Globe.

Speaker 11 Fuck.

Speaker 11 Glorbnar 7, Ebenezer Boob, MC1 Brew, we've been trying to.

Speaker 11 Oh, for God's sake. Nick.

Speaker 11 We've been trying to reach you about your diner's extended warranty. Brian O'Neill, level 900 cheese wizard.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 11 AJ and Alia Owolewa.

Speaker 11 Holy shit, first try.

Speaker 11 Woo! It's drousy rousy. Ramsey, Ramsey's Namzes

Speaker 11 this. Every time.

Speaker 11 Ramsey's niblick the third kerplunk.

Speaker 11 Whoops. Where's my thribble?

Speaker 11 Leaf's bastard son Brizzo, the owner of Space Case Show.snop Snops.

Speaker 11 Dutch. Dutch snops.

Speaker 11 Leaf's bastard son of.

Speaker 11 Leaf's bastard son Brizzo, the owner of Space Case Show.

Speaker 11 Shit. Little Gobrin.
Gobrin.

Speaker 11 Gabby Hayes, my wiggle butts. Angel, angel,

Speaker 11 angel.

Speaker 11 How do you fuck up angel? Static ego.

Speaker 11 Static ego?

Speaker 11 Waffles. Omega nine, Frank in a field, Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
Boom. Von Grimm, boho, go bye-bye for Jojo Pogo.
That's a no-go, bro. Nail it every time.
Magical computer mage mason.

Speaker 11 The Gabber newspaper sounds like a ridiculous name, but it helps.

Speaker 11 Banjo Cat, introducing Reese Pontiff as the 16th Doctor. Congratulations.

Speaker 11 Devin 7777.

Speaker 11 7777.

Speaker 11 The Cameron Winterborne Welsh, Fireball XL5, McKinsey.

Speaker 11 God damn it. Dr.
Lattice Trash Angel wants you to know it's okay to throw out that thing you're holding on to. That's way.
Nope.

Speaker 11 I mean, I could read it first and then say it, but fuck that, y'all.

Speaker 11 Kirsten.

Speaker 11 I did. Fuck God.

Speaker 11 Kirsten. Kirst, Kirst, Kirsten.
Kirsten. Kirsten, hurry up and wait.
Sarah Farmer and her prismatic chickens.

Speaker 11 Prismatic. Should I be saying Trey the turquoise tortoise? Tonight at 11, doom.

Speaker 11 Hicks busy mates. Fucks fucks up my voice.

Speaker 11 Best, you are loved. Lucrezia.

Speaker 11 Lucretia?

Speaker 11 Come on.

Speaker 11 Joe!

Speaker 11 Lucrezia!

Speaker 11 Not going to try to defeat the situation after all, and then I will do something on that take. I anticipate this will only go in the blurbs after the bit.

Speaker 11 Or the outtakes. All right, hang on.
Is that going to take you, though? Maybe you should let us order a drink while you struggle past the number three.

Speaker 11 Not going to try and diffuse the situation at all. One, ah, ah, ah, two,

Speaker 11 ah, ah, ah.

Speaker 11 That was worth it. Thank you, Joe.

Speaker 13 Forum, gadolinium, neobium, iridium, and strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, and bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and beryl.

Speaker 11 Those are too low.

Speaker 13 There's antimony, arsenic, aluminium. Nope.

Speaker 11 There's

Speaker 13 antimony arsenic

Speaker 13 aluminum.

Speaker 11 There's

Speaker 17 europium, zirconium, lutinium, vanadium, and lanthanum.

Speaker 25 Yeah, let's do it later.

Speaker 11 Okay, we're going to do it later. Just give me the last line of the song.

Speaker 13 Wow, that was real embarrassing. If you put this in the bloopers, I will kill you.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 11 In the

Speaker 11 face. That is a really brutal joke.
Okay. Everybody ready to go?

Speaker 15 I have one quick question.

Speaker 14 I know, I know. It's so bad.

Speaker 11 It's fast.

Speaker 11 I did ask. I asked like three times.
I know. I know.

Speaker 11 Okay, and recording.

Speaker 28 That's on me.

Speaker 11 One question.

Speaker 11 Mine is bigger than that. It's a big, chunky waveform.

Speaker 11 It's bigger than ours.

Speaker 25 That is a nice waveform.

Speaker 11 Thanks.

Speaker 11 Is my voice?

Speaker 11 It isn't beautiful. It is normal, but the waveform is like.

Speaker 11 What is it like?

Speaker 11 Hello, Judy.

Speaker 11 Oh, right.

Speaker 17 Hello, Judy.

Speaker 11 I'm not sure. Did you forget that your gun was named Judy? Is that whatever? For a second.
For a second.

Speaker 11 Turn to the left. Bullshit.
Turn to your right. Keep it going.
Back to the sun.

Speaker 11 One hop this time.

Speaker 11 Why does it really?

Speaker 13 Yeah, because otherwise it's just an orphan, and we have to remember to get it.

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah, because we're not going to be able to do it. Let's think of we should get in these trying times, we should think of the orphans.
You're right, honey.

Speaker 13 I'm just trying to help.

Speaker 11 You are helping. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 11 It is on. Are you sure?

Speaker 10 Yes, I'm sure. Why isn't it working?

Speaker 11 I want to know why you're not stopping hitting me with the chair.

Speaker 11 Pretend like you are saying it to children and you're trying to be deliberately mean to the children. It's like, come in, children.
Let me tell you a story. Oh, and then this happens.

Speaker 11 And then a meteor hits them and they're fucking murdered. Okay.

Speaker 11 Can you call to them like you're Kevin Klein in a fish called Wanda?

Speaker 13 Literally shred themselves, and the universe, counterintuitively, reaches zero size. And I hated how I did that.
I'm going to go back.

Speaker 11 I mean, I'm unsettled.

Speaker 11 Free ship.

Speaker 11 Free ship. Also, oh my god, he totally knows my name.

Speaker 11 Whoa,

Speaker 11 I

Speaker 11 just, I can't. Something's something up with him.

Speaker 11 I'm disturbingly anticipating his eventual reveal as some kind of colossal interdimensional villain, but who knows?

Speaker 11 Is Zebulon an interdimensional villain? He spooks me. He's too powerful.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 11 It's good every time. There is something so hilarious about that one, and I don't know what it is.
What?

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 11 There's a certain, I don't know, there's an umami sort of indescribable thing that happens. It's a great moment to switch to the scene change.

Speaker 5 It's reminding me of a line that Jafar has, I feel like, but I can't remember it just.

Speaker 11 Oh,

Speaker 11 that's very fun.

Speaker 11 Jafar vibes is never a bad place to be.

Speaker 11 Hashtag career goals.

Speaker 11 Bloopers.

Speaker 11 But

Speaker 14 I feel like last episode you pulled a little bit of an uno reverse where you're like, huh, there's not going to be bloopers.

Speaker 22 This time it's going to be me bloopering.

Speaker 11 You know what happened last time is that there wasn't any bloopers, really, because everyone decided to be the most professional motherfucker in the world. And so everyone was funny.

Speaker 11 If somebody messed up, they would just stop and they would go back without any sort of extemporaneous sort of things happening.

Speaker 11 And so I was at the end of the episode and I was like, fuck, nobody fucked up. So I was like, hey, I know all of my fuck up.

Speaker 11 It's very complicated. Okay, the bloopers are very complicated, y'all.
Sounds like it.

Speaker 11 Well, I can bail them out of jail. Lori, was it my job?

Speaker 11 I just.

Speaker 11 Disappointed. Pointed.

Speaker 11 I love that this is chapter 40.

Speaker 11 Laser saw.

Speaker 11 All right. That was great.

Speaker 11 Thank you for the Charles Bronson of it all.

Speaker 11 But I do think it's like you just ran there and laser sawed. Gotcha.
So just a little out of breath, maybe. Got it.
Got it. Got it.

Speaker 11 Why?

Speaker 11 I don't know. What the fuck?

Speaker 11 Because it's funny. Look, it's funny.
I know. We can all feel the funny.
Yes, I know. I know.
But also, why?

Speaker 11 I'm out here fucking murdering bad guys.

Speaker 11 Like, I'm literally cutting them in the middle. In a funny way.

Speaker 11 It's comedy.

Speaker 11 All right.

Speaker 11 Sorry. I don't think there's an unfunny way to do it in the recording situation.
All right.

Speaker 11 It's all good. Go recording.
It's going to be fabulous.

Speaker 6 Go get me the barista.

Speaker 11 Shit.

Speaker 11 Hardcore. Let's do this.

Speaker 13 Hey, Shmoopy.

Speaker 30 Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

Speaker 13 Hated it.

Speaker 30 Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

Speaker 13 I can't say murdered. It's my favorite thing.

Speaker 11 Why can't I say it?

Speaker 11 But this is, of course, not a normal situation.

Speaker 16 It's not.

Speaker 11 Tell me how far.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 11 It's not. No, it's not.

Speaker 11 It's not, Claudia.

Speaker 11 And I'm not questioning it at all.

Speaker 11 I think you know that.

Speaker 11 What are you talking about? The punctuation.

Speaker 18 And I'm not questioning this.

Speaker 11 She's like, no, no, no, it's not. You're gay.

Speaker 16 And again, thank you.

Speaker 11 So is Fiona, incidentally.

Speaker 11 Let's do that again.

Speaker 11 I'm so sorry. I did that just like William Shatner, and I hated it.
I shot myself. My neural environment?

Speaker 11 My neural environment?

Speaker 25 I'm afraid there's a question that hovers.

Speaker 11 Oh, God.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 11 Hoovers.

Speaker 14 It hoovers over everything.

Speaker 11 It's a question that's hoovering up everything.

Speaker 11 Would have come. Oh, God.

Speaker 17 Earth's earthlings. God.

Speaker 23 I'm going to just take that second part.

Speaker 11 What's Sapphoning over there? I don't know. Earth's earthlings, God.

Speaker 25 Just have me say Earth over and over and over, and I lose the TH and just Earths.

Speaker 11 You can do it. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 11 I believe in myself.

Speaker 25 Creating all these Earths and these Earthlings would have had to start before Earthlings even exist.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry you have to say that. What's going on?

Speaker 11 Welcome to Earthling Fest, everybody.

Speaker 11 So many times.

Speaker 11 How many Earths?

Speaker 11 How many Earths could an Earthling earth? If an Earthling could earth earth.

Speaker 25 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 11 Um, god, earthlings, earthlings, earthlings, earthlings, earthlings.

Speaker 27 That's all that's going through my mind right now.

Speaker 13 You're doing a great job.

Speaker 11 There's a lot more ease in this paradigm, though. This is so awesome.
Thank you guys for letting me uh crash your uh recording session. You're literally in the episode, Tom.

Speaker 11 I know, but I wasn't scheduled for today.

Speaker 11 I wasn't scheduled for today. Thanks for letting me hang out, guys.

Speaker 11 You work here.

Speaker 11 I love, I love the sisters episode.

Speaker 13 Interesting.

Speaker 13 Fiona, I'm going to have a look at you.

Speaker 11 A look? Kazzi grabs Fiona's face and turns her head sharply to the left, looking at her brain. Sorry, I've got my face too hard.
How's your head?

Speaker 1 No complaints yet.

Speaker 7 Sorry. It really hurts.

Speaker 11 Actually, you know what? While we're here, let's just go back and do that again real quick.

Speaker 23 Smart, smart.

Speaker 11 Get both takes time. Smart and noise.
Smart. Smart, noise, smart, noise.
Thank you, everyone, for being here.

Speaker 11 I love you all.

Speaker 11 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 16 We love you, too.

Speaker 11 A little late.

Speaker 11 Just late. What a pregnant, what a pregnant boss that was.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 I'm fine. Okay.

Speaker 11 Word, word, word, word. Word, word, word.
Word, cool, cool, cool, word, word.

Speaker 11 All right. So we're on page one.
We're just going to go for it. All right.
Okay.

Speaker 11 With the pepper. Yep, with the pepper.

Speaker 11 Must dude.

Speaker 17 Hey, Tita.

Speaker 11 Sorry.

Speaker 11 That was perfect.

Speaker 1 She just figured it out. She's not going to be good.

Speaker 11 Perfect.

Speaker 13 In about a bajillion, nope.

Speaker 11 In exactly one bajillion years

Speaker 11 i think i think again i'm always going to push for the uh

Speaker 11 the wilhelm screen from betty

Speaker 11 i'm not using the wilhelm screen

Speaker 11 first of all it's expensive second of all no so there

Speaker 11 uh

Speaker 11 all right shelly are you okay

Speaker 21 yes

Speaker 11 okay sorry

Speaker 11 i heard a big thump noise and i saw i felt it looked like your closet was hitting you for a second

Speaker 11 no my my

Speaker 11 I mean it's a possibility she was like did she did she find Narnia

Speaker 24 I do so much at that office I handle payroll I train the new hires I water the plants and it feels like nobody's even notices

Speaker 11 try that again yeah

Speaker 11 nobody's even notices nobody's even notices nobody's even noticed

Speaker 15 welcome back everyone i'm kitty caldwell here with bram frampton and we will be your host for this most anticipated event in the multiverse

Speaker 11 welcome back everyone damn

Speaker 11 okay

Speaker 1 this

Speaker 15 there's your vicky lawrence blooper for everyone

Speaker 11 all right so aubrey uh you might want to try turning off your camera And that would reduce the amount of data that needs to come from you to us.

Speaker 28 Okay, well, I think that's kind of rude, but

Speaker 11 listen, I hate, I hate it, but this is what happens.

Speaker 13 What it all

Speaker 13 have to do that again, my stomach routes.

Speaker 13 Uh, can I take it from the bottom of 39?

Speaker 11 Cause questions make me hungry.

Speaker 19 Oh, my God. Okay.
Can I don't give me the line again, Casper?

Speaker 11 Can I get the line again? Are you sure the real serious thing? You sure you want me to give you the line again? That's your cue.

Speaker 11 Billy Rose, you took all of my corn dogs.

Speaker 15 And right before they were to participate, it.

Speaker 1 Can I start this one again? Yeah. Effie, Effie came in too hard on that one.

Speaker 11 She's taking over.

Speaker 13 So I guess it's a good thing you're here, Sonny the Stack.

Speaker 15 Holy shit, my Kindle just quit on me.

Speaker 11 Thanks, Jeff.

Speaker 13 I said accidentally weird.

Speaker 11 I said accidentally, accidentally.

Speaker 11 She unloads

Speaker 11 two shells. I spelled 2TO.
What kind of idiot? She unloads two shells.

Speaker 8 We don't have time to take a break right now.

Speaker 11 We're having a two-minute science meeting.

Speaker 11 I approve that reading.

Speaker 11 Oh, Jesus. This reading approved by Julie Starr.

Speaker 15 The Society of Bethanies.

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 11 The what?

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 11 I just look up and it's all.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry. I can't tell who those middle fingers are for.
Everyone's on the screen.

Speaker 11 It looks like you're flipping off Tom, which, wow. I mean,

Speaker 11 Boom Boom makes her way across the bar. She has a wooden leg.

Speaker 11 Morning, ladies.

Speaker 11 So I guess it's a trip.

Speaker 11 That's amazing. I think, could we go with Blunt?

Speaker 11 Sure.

Speaker 11 My name is Commandant Blunt. of

Speaker 15 I'm on an exposition. Expedition.

Speaker 1 Expedition.

Speaker 11 Hold on.

Speaker 11 Technically, we're all on an exposition. Yeah, we are.
We are right now.

Speaker 13 Please allow me to express my

Speaker 13 fuck you.

Speaker 11 She's done it.

Speaker 15 Nice work, Ms. Huggins.

Speaker 11 Shit.

Speaker 11 Higgins.

Speaker 11 What did I say?

Speaker 15 No men situation.

Speaker 11 A no-men situation. I'm out.

Speaker 11 I call it that. Hope springs a kernel, Fiona.

Speaker 11 One time.

Speaker 11 How do you get out of this system?

Speaker 11 Can you get to it right now? No. Hope springs a kernel.
What does that mean?

Speaker 11 Don't worry about it.

Speaker 11 Well,

Speaker 11 where you have hope.

Speaker 11 The future is like a seed

Speaker 11 waiting,

Speaker 11 waiting in the ground no and hope is nourishing

Speaker 11 hope

Speaker 18 it's all static

Speaker 11 how do I mute other people

Speaker 15 it's a treasure map

Speaker 20 you not want me to do it that way

Speaker 11 I don't know I mean I feel like maybe there's a stronger choice

Speaker 11 Sounds pretty strong.

Speaker 13 Sounds like a challenge to me.

Speaker 11 You got it. Let's go.

Speaker 11 At the purple.

Speaker 1 So, what is that?

Speaker 15 It's a treasure map.

Speaker 11 And they leave the user. Okay.
Oh, sorry.

Speaker 11 Who's going to cue you? No, you're not going to. Everyone, say all of your lines at once.

Speaker 10 It's a treasure map.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 I love how much laughing happens when I leave. That's always encouraging.

Speaker 11 Just keeping the ball in the air, baby.

Speaker 11 And, you know, we're going to have Brody in a bit of season five as well. So hopefully we can

Speaker 11 make this.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Mary likes that. I'll make sure and wash my blankets before that.

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 18 Wash them blankets.

Speaker 11 Mayonnaise, lots of mayonnaise.

Speaker 11 We will now do a Susie pause.

Speaker 11 Mayonnaise.

Speaker 11 Just a wall of Hellmans.

Speaker 11 A wall of Hellmans.

Speaker 11 The great wall of Hellmans.

Speaker 11 Just looks like that upper shelf in a Jimmy John.

Speaker 11 I just imagine him smiling so big.

Speaker 11 Yeah, just looking around. He's like, I got this.

Speaker 11 I'm in my element.

Speaker 11 Thank you. Thank you for doing the pitch.
And Finley, thank you for surprising us with your presence here.

Speaker 11 Sorry that it's normal. I was like, why is Finley here? Jump scared.

Speaker 11 Jump scared.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 13 It's the effect I have on everyone, including my mother.

Speaker 11 So it's fun.

Speaker 30 I really thought Fiona was going to die. This is so cool.

Speaker 11 You thought she was going to die? Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 22 Because last episode, I say something, something, and then Tita says, that kind of thinking will get you killed. And then I go, I know.
And I thought that was Chekhov's, I know.

Speaker 11 No, that was just mine. Yeah.

Speaker 11 None of you guys ever ask what's going to happen to you.

Speaker 11 Huh?

Speaker 14 I'm a little afraid to.

Speaker 11 I know.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like, I don't know, I feel like Labuza is somewhat of a tragic character, and I feel like she's heading towards some sort of tragic end, but I don't know if I want to know.

Speaker 11 I feel like everybody's always treating me like I'm George R.R. Martin.
Wow.

Speaker 11 Wow.

Speaker 11 Justice for Betty. Who

Speaker 11 Yeah, Malu.

Speaker 1 Justice for Beth. Look at the anxiety that

Speaker 28 you're instilling in your actor.

Speaker 11 Even older Laif?

Speaker 11 No.

Speaker 11 Okay, so out of like a whole bunch of characters, like three of them, John Wilkes Booth. We're going to turn it off.

Speaker 11 John Wilkes Booth.

Speaker 11 That's okay because the horse

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