Welcome to the Horizon Part 5: Trinkett's Trip

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Speaker 3 Charlie Sheen is an icon of decadence. I lit the fuse and my life turns into everything it wasn't supposed to be.

Speaker 4 He's going the distance.

Speaker 6 He was the highest paid TV star of all time.

Speaker 3 When it started to change, it was queer. He kept saying, no, no, no, I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be ready for the show.
Now, Charlie's sober. He's going to tell you the truth.

Speaker 3 How do I present this with any class? I think we're past that, Charlie. We're past that, yeah.

Speaker 8 Somebody call action.

Speaker 3 Aka Charlie Sheen, only on Netflix, September 10th.

Speaker 9 So, here's something

Speaker 9 What

Speaker 9 what are we going to do during ski season

Speaker 3 What do you mean? What are we going to do?

Speaker 9 I mean, what are we going to do?

Speaker 3 Yeah, but can you be a little more specific than that?

Speaker 9 Welcome to the Horizon Motel. Please let us know if you need more pillows or if your toilet sprouts tentacles and tries to eat you.

Speaker 3 Oh

Speaker 3 right.

Speaker 10 Right.

Speaker 3 I mean, honestly, I'm usually a big fan of long-term thinking, but I don't think I can see all the way to tourist season right now.

Speaker 9 Because of the comet that's going to hit us and destroy the Earth.

Speaker 3 A comet

Speaker 3 is not going to hit Earth. I wish you would stop saying that.

Speaker 9 I wish you would stop saying that.

Speaker 3 You're not listening to what Trinket told us. Are you? Yes, if anything, a comet is going to pass very close to Earth.
It's not going to hit us.

Speaker 6 And when it passes.

Speaker 3 Yeah, when it passes, it will

Speaker 3 quite possibly

Speaker 3 shower the Earth with dangerous debris that could have cataclysmic consequences.

Speaker 9 Listen to what optimism sounds like these days.

Speaker 12 I know.

Speaker 13 Hey, you two. Hey, Deidre.

Speaker 14 How are we doing?

Speaker 9 Frank's trying out optimism lately, and it's like he's wearing a funny hat all the time.

Speaker 15 Okay.

Speaker 6 Well,

Speaker 14 in keeping with that, I have a few things.

Speaker 3 Here we go.

Speaker 9 Let the games begin.

Speaker 14 I am also going to try and stay positive while delivering some

Speaker 14 stressful news.

Speaker 12 Okay. Good luck.

Speaker 17 What's happening?

Speaker 14 We are experiencing a bit of a dip in the population.

Speaker 3 What do you mean?

Speaker 14 People are moving away.

Speaker 8 They are?

Speaker 14 Well, a lot of rental properties are owned by TJ, and I handle a lot of the rent collection and deposits for him. A lot of vacancies are opening up, so I started checking into it.

Speaker 14 Lots of people are leaving town. How many? Well, I don't know the exact number yet, but Eli the electrician is gone.
Locksmith Andy is gone. Shit.

Speaker 14 That's the only electrician and the only locksmith in town.

Speaker 9 Don't lose your keys, I guess.

Speaker 14 Basil is also gone. Basil.

Speaker 9 You know, Basil.

Speaker 3 And their tea. Oh, the tea shop.
Yes.

Speaker 14 Closed down and moved to Boring, apparently.

Speaker 9 A tea shop in Boring.

Speaker 14 Get it? I don't know what happened to Dr. Lattice, but there was a note on her door saying living with the raccoons now.

Speaker 17 Raccoons?

Speaker 9 I have to say, I saw that coming.

Speaker 3 What was she a doctor of?

Speaker 12 Nobody knows.

Speaker 14 Also, Zivia's mom and Pepper's mom.

Speaker 7 Oh, Pepper, who?

Speaker 14 Embarrassingly, for some people, I only know their dogs' names. Ah!

Speaker 3 How many all together?

Speaker 14 Again, I don't know, but I am guessing about a hundred.

Speaker 20 Okay. Can you blame them?

Speaker 21 No, I guess not.

Speaker 14 Look, I think about getting out too, but I don't know. I feel like I'd be abandoning people.

Speaker 19 I get it.

Speaker 9 Not everybody's going to feel that way, DJ.

Speaker 3 Honestly, maybe they're better off. I'm certainly not going to beg anyone to stay.

Speaker 3 If someone needs basic electrical work, just tell them to call me.

Speaker 9 If they lose their keys, tell them to go through the window.

Speaker 3 And if they need tea,

Speaker 3 fuck them. Tell them to drink coffee.

Speaker 14 Okay.

Speaker 14 Speaking of which, I will come back with some coffee.

Speaker 9 Thanks, Deidre.

Speaker 3 Hey, Deidre.

Speaker 22 Yeah?

Speaker 3 Thank you for staying.

Speaker 14 Sure.

Speaker 3 Honestly, if I were her age, I would have left when Relentless Rick showed up.

Speaker 8 Oh.

Speaker 9 I think Deidre's got a few more reasons to stay than your average hood's pocket citizen.

Speaker 3 What, because of TJ?

Speaker 9 I think Deidre's got a little thing

Speaker 9 for our local extraterrestrial.

Speaker 3 Deidre's got a thing for Verge.

Speaker 9 I think so.

Speaker 9 The vibe is out there. Can you feel the vibes?

Speaker 3 I try not to feel vibes. They're out there.
So Deidre, our nice local barkeep, has a thing for Verge, the apparently quite dangerous space alien living at our motel.

Speaker 17 Correct.

Speaker 3 Well

Speaker 3 that's not a train wreck waiting to happen at all, is it?

Speaker 17 Not at all.

Speaker 17 Whatever.

Speaker 9 I had a prime opportunity to make an alien probe joke right there, and I abstained.

Speaker 9 Where's my Peabody Award?

Speaker 3 A grateful nation.

Speaker 9 Thanks you. Somebody should be getting laid, right? This is the end of the world.
Shouldn't people be sleeping with each other?

Speaker 10 Maybe I should call Tarvak.

Speaker 3 Oh my God, if you call Tarvak, I'm I'm leaving town. Does he even have a phone? Don't you have to blow a mystic horn from a mountaintop for him to appear?

Speaker 9 Oh, he's got a horn, all right.

Speaker 3 Nope, stop, desist immediately.

Speaker 9 Hey, here's something: it's 10 a.m. and nothing weird has happened yet.

Speaker 3 Do you know what you just did?

Speaker 9 I just jinxed it.

Speaker 3 You just jinxed it. Somebody had to.

Speaker 12 Nope.

Speaker 3 No, they did not.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 You know what I'm going to do?

Speaker 3 I'm going to go talk to Trinket.

Speaker 22 Why?

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 17 I don't know.

Speaker 3 I think she's still a little messed up from our mushroom festival the other day. I'm going to check in, make sure she's alright.

Speaker 9 Normally, I'd object, but I think you're kind of right.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 Order me some oatmeal when Deidre comes back.

Speaker 9 What was that? Chocolate chip pancakes?

Speaker 12 Oatmeal. Whipped cream on top.

Speaker 17 My God, whatever.

Speaker 5 Morning, Frank.

Speaker 10 Hey, Doug. Hey,

Speaker 7 I heard that Eli left.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so if you need some basic electrical, I can probably do it.

Speaker 7 Okay, he got all his supplies through the store, so if you need wires and stuff, I can get them. Oh, that's great.
Also,

Speaker 17 locksmith Andy. Yeah.

Speaker 7 The guy who got me the change machine, he can also get me one of those automatic

Speaker 7 kiosks that makes keys for you. Really?

Speaker 7 It might take a couple of weeks.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Let's do that. Okay.

Speaker 7 I'll let you know when it's here.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 3 Hey, Doug. Yeah.

Speaker 3 You seem more relaxed lately.

Speaker 3 Are you doing yoga or something?

Speaker 8 Oh,

Speaker 7 honestly, I think everyone else in town is now at my usual anxiety level, so it just, it looks like I've calmed down.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 3 No, that sounds right. See ya.
Bye.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 3 We are going to be nice. We're going to be supportive.
We're not going to make fun of anything.

Speaker 3 Today, no promises. Tomorrow.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 Trinket.

Speaker 8 Hello.

Speaker 3 How are you doing?

Speaker 23 I'm alright.

Speaker 16 How are you?

Speaker 3 I'm good. I'm good.
I was just talking to Deidre. Apparently, we're seeing some people leaving town.

Speaker 16 I think we expected that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so I was thinking maybe we should get a meeting together over at the Sheep's Eye. People may want to leave, but won't be able to.

Speaker 3 Maybe we should try and assure people that they'll be all right if they stay.

Speaker 16 I don't think I can do that today.

Speaker 3 Trinket, look, I know the experience at Cameron's house was rough, but I think you might feel better if you engage with people a little bit. You know, get out of your head.

Speaker 16 I've just taken some ayahuasca.

Speaker 16 Do you know what that is?

Speaker 3 Yeah, of course. I know what that is.

Speaker 24 So

Speaker 16 I think a town meeting would be bad.

Speaker 3 Trinket, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 16 I've done this many times before, Frank.

Speaker 3 No, I'm sure, but you chose right now?

Speaker 16 I need some clarity.

Speaker 17 Some clarity.

Speaker 16 I'm losing focus and I'm losing vision. I need some guidance, so I brewed some this morning and I just drank it.

Speaker 16 It's going to be fine.

Speaker 3 Trinket, what's this going to do to you? I thought you knew what it was. I know it's what tech billionaires do at resorts.
It's where they get their great ideas on how to fuck up society.

Speaker 16 It's a very pessimistic view, and I can't help that it's being misused.

Speaker 3 What's it going to do to you?

Speaker 16 I'm going to

Speaker 16 experience some visions

Speaker 16 and probably a bit of euphoria.

Speaker 16 What I see will be dictated by what I'm seeking.

Speaker 3 Which is what?

Speaker 16 I have a particular worldview.

Speaker 16 Things have begun to happen that are outside that worldview, and I need to

Speaker 16 expand my vision.

Speaker 16 I need a better understanding of the world as it changes.

Speaker 3 Right now, you need to do this? Absolutely.

Speaker 3 So while I'm out there dealing with all of the basic services disappearing from town, you're just going to be in here tripping your nuts off and communing with the spirits?

Speaker 16 Essentially, yes.

Speaker 3 You told me we were in this together, that the town was going to need both of us.

Speaker 16 I was serious about that.

Speaker 3 You in here talking to the ghost of Timothy Leary while I'm out there dealing with things is not us being in this together.

Speaker 16 He wants some tea as well.

Speaker 16 It might help if we did this together.

Speaker 14 Drink it.

Speaker 16 I'm feeling very lost, Frank.

Speaker 16 I need to do this.

Speaker 16 This is what I do when I feel lost.

Speaker 16 Everybody knows what it means when you disappear up the mountain for a few days. It's the same thing.

Speaker 16 Please don't be upset with me.

Speaker 3 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 17 Well, okay.

Speaker 3 Enjoy.

Speaker 3 If you happen to find the key to your enlightenment, be sure not to lose it because we don't have a fucking locksmith anymore.

Speaker 7 Oh shit, oh shit.

Speaker 2 Excuse me, Frank. Oh shit!

Speaker 3 That didn't last long.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 3 Oh, that's great. Really great.
Wonder who's gonna have to clean that up?

Speaker 3 Did you see that?

Speaker 19 What

Speaker 3 somebody just crashed into the telephone pole.

Speaker 3 They did? They're still sitting there in their car.

Speaker 17 They are.

Speaker 3 What is this? What? Why do I have a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 3 What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? Deidre brought me a turkey sandwich. Okay.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 I see. I see.
This is a fun joke. This is another one of your oatmeal jokes.
Oatmeal jokes!

Speaker 3 Wait, why do you have a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 22 What

Speaker 17 do you mean?

Speaker 3 You have a turkey sandwich, too.

Speaker 17 I do.

Speaker 3 What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 16 I don't know. I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 14 Frank?

Speaker 3 Deidre, what are you doing?

Speaker 14 I don't remember who ordered these.

Speaker 16 Do you...

Speaker 14 Do you remember who ordered these?

Speaker 3 Two turkey sandwiches?

Speaker 16 I think so.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So, Deidre, it's 9.30 in the morning. Nobody in the history of the world has ordered a turkey sandwich at 9.30 in the morning.

Speaker 14 In the history of the world.

Speaker 4 Deidre!

Speaker 14 I think those are ours.

Speaker 3 No, no, no. No, they're not.

Speaker 3 What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 Are they not ours?

Speaker 3 We already have two turkey sandwiches that we didn't order.

Speaker 14 I'm sorry.

Speaker 20 Frank, I'm.

Speaker 14 I must have.

Speaker 14 You know, I

Speaker 14 don't really know what happened.

Speaker 14 Let me take your order again.

Speaker 5 Two turkey sandwiches?

Speaker 12 Got it. No.

Speaker 17 Coming right up.

Speaker 3 No, Deidre.

Speaker 16 I don't know about you, but I'm

Speaker 9 really looking forward to that dirty sandwich.

Speaker 3 There's literally one right in front of you.

Speaker 5 There is! That was fast!

Speaker 3 Wait a minute. What?

Speaker 3 I know that face. What face? That's your.
I'm trying very hard to conceal the fact that I'm high.

Speaker 3 Face.

Speaker 5 I don't have that face.

Speaker 3 I am looking at it right now.

Speaker 26 Beshawn!

Speaker 3 I was gone for five minutes.

Speaker 9 John, where did you go?

Speaker 12 Where were you gone to?

Speaker 8 Shit.

Speaker 14 Can you get me

Speaker 9 a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 Deidre!

Speaker 14 Hey, Frank, um, here's your turkey sandwich.

Speaker 3 Stop with the.

Speaker 3 Deidre,

Speaker 3 the bar is covered in turkey sandwiches. How many have you made?

Speaker 8 Um.

Speaker 14 Was I supposed to count them?

Speaker 3 Why are people laying on the floor right now?

Speaker 14 Man, I don't know,

Speaker 14 but I get it.

Speaker 14 Do you ever just want to lay down?

Speaker 3 So this is what it's going to be today, huh?

Speaker 17 What?

Speaker 3 Deidre,

Speaker 3 why don't you go sit down and have a glass of water, okay?

Speaker 8 That

Speaker 14 sounds

Speaker 22 great.

Speaker 3 It's great. It's great.
Don't drive anywhere and don't do anything in the kitchen, okay?

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I'll be back.

Speaker 8 Okay,

Speaker 12 Frank. Yes.

Speaker 17 Do you

Speaker 14 you know who made all these turkey sandwiches?

Speaker 17 I'll be back.

Speaker 3 Okay? Big glass of water, Deidre.

Speaker 12 Okay.

Speaker 3 You.

Speaker 3 No, don't.

Speaker 3 Don't get breathy on me. Don't go anywhere.
Don't do anything.

Speaker 12 You don't go anywhere don't do anything

Speaker 3 so give me your keys

Speaker 9 they're my favorite keys don't go anywhere have i ever told you that your shoes have little duck faces on them

Speaker 3 oh my god

Speaker 3 God damn it,

Speaker 3 Trinket

Speaker 3 Come out here, please! Okay, Frank!

Speaker 16 Look, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have sprung this on you. I know we're in this together.

Speaker 3 I'm not good at coordinating things, so the whole town is high.

Speaker 5 What?

Speaker 3 Yeah, this ridiculous drug you just took, are you feeling the effects of it?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 3 Is that strange?

Speaker 16 Yes.

Speaker 3 You took a drug and it made everyone else high.

Speaker 16 How is that even possible?

Speaker 3 If you ask, how is that even possible? I swear to God, drink it.

Speaker 23 Hang on.

Speaker 23 Oh,

Speaker 17 shit. Yeah, come on.

Speaker 16 Frank, there's no way I could have known this was going to happen.

Speaker 3 Sure, sure, whatever. We're going to go ahead and adopt a you break it, you fix it policy today.

Speaker 17 Hey, June.

Speaker 9 Drink it, drink it, check it out.

Speaker 9 Frank's shoes,

Speaker 12 ducks, am I right? Shit. Language.

Speaker 3 Frank it, you need to figure out how to snap everyone out of this.

Speaker 16 It's not a hypnotic trance, Frank. I can't just snap my fingers.

Speaker 3 You've got to do something.

Speaker 16 They're just gonna have to go through it.

Speaker 16 It's not poison. It

Speaker 16 might be good for them.

Speaker 3 Okay, on an individual level, sure, whatever. But everyone in town going through it all at the same time?

Speaker 16 We don't know that it's everyone in town.

Speaker 3 I will bet you $5,000 that it's everyone in town.

Speaker 9 I'll take that action. Roll the dice.
Ring.

Speaker 16 Get. Hey, Deidre.

Speaker 14 Here's your turkey sandwich. Oh.

Speaker 16 Sweetie,

Speaker 16 I'm a vegan, remember?

Speaker 14 Oh, um, oh, that's right. It's okay.
I want to be vegan, like, so bad. I think, I think it would be good for me.

Speaker 16 I know.

Speaker 14 But then

Speaker 14 it's barbecue day.

Speaker 16 That's okay, Deidre. How about we sit down? Okay.
I think you should probably eat this sandwich.

Speaker 14 I can do that. Yes.

Speaker 16 I think it's a good idea.

Speaker 16 And just

Speaker 17 sit here.

Speaker 10 Okay?

Speaker 16 Right here. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Forever.

Speaker 23 No, no, no.

Speaker 16 Did you just

Speaker 16 for a little while, okay?

Speaker 11 Okay, okay.

Speaker 14 That sounds

Speaker 22 good.

Speaker 22 Great.

Speaker 16 I think the majority of people in town are going to be fine, but

Speaker 16 there may be a few who are going to have a bad trip, so we need to check up on as many people as we can.

Speaker 3 And if they're having a bad trip, what then?

Speaker 16 I've got something I can make back at the shop. It can help them keep them centered.
It's going to take me a few minutes.

Speaker 3 Great.

Speaker 3 Great. Okay, get to work.
I'll start checking on people. Okay.

Speaker 16 Frank, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 3 It's fine.

Speaker 17 Go.

Speaker 12 Trinket.

Speaker 12 We're going.

Speaker 16 Can you get me some pork rinds?

Speaker 17 Okay. Hey.

Speaker 3 You listen to me.

Speaker 9 I'm listening.

Speaker 3 Okay, stay here.

Speaker 3 All day, right

Speaker 3 here.

Speaker 9 Right here.

Speaker 5 Okay?

Speaker 3 Let's do it. You promise?

Speaker 9 I promise. I'm gonna pinky swear.
Let's pinky swear. Which one's been pinky?

Speaker 3 Never mind. Never mind.
See it tonight.

Speaker 26 Pork runs.

Speaker 14 This sandwich. Oh my gosh, it's so good.

Speaker 14 Who made it? I'm going to the store.

Speaker 3 Verge.

Speaker 13 Hey, Frank.

Speaker 8 Hmm.

Speaker 6 Let me guess. Something weird is going on.

Speaker 3 Please tell me you're not hallucinating.

Speaker 6 I don't know. Are you really here talking to me?

Speaker 20 Yes. Then I guess I'm not.

Speaker 6 Elden, am I hallucinating?

Speaker 21 How the fuck would I know?

Speaker 5 Let's say no.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 27 Good.

Speaker 3 Are your

Speaker 8 people

Speaker 3 affected by something called ayahuasca?

Speaker 25 Elden? There's no data available on that, but vapians are generally not susceptible to hallucinogens.

Speaker 8 Oh, yes.

Speaker 3 I am liking your planet more and more. I should visit there.

Speaker 21 It's a black hole now.

Speaker 3 All the more reason.

Speaker 28 Anything else you need to know, or are you just going door to door?

Speaker 29 I need your help.

Speaker 21 I'm sensing a pattern.

Speaker 3 I can explain more later, but everyone in town has been given a powerful hallucinogen.

Speaker 6 What the hell are we supposed to do about this, Frank?

Speaker 3 Well, I need you to help me check on people.

Speaker 20 Check on people?

Speaker 3 Yeah, make sure they're okay.

Speaker 6 You said a hallucinogen. Have they been poisoned or something?

Speaker 21 No.

Speaker 16 Why are we checking on them?

Speaker 3 Because they could be going through a rough time.

Speaker 20 So?

Speaker 3 Okay, Verge.

Speaker 3 You have decided, at least for now, to make a home amongst people. That implies certain things.

Speaker 3 Things like helping them out in a jam and checking on them when they are mysteriously dosed by an Amazonian hallucinogen. Work with me here.

Speaker 8 Fine.

Speaker 8 What am I doing?

Speaker 3 People are just going to be wandering around, so we have to track them down somehow.

Speaker 20 Do they all have phones?

Speaker 28 Phones?

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 3 For the most part.

Speaker 28 I'll then locate everyone's phone and put them on a map or something.

Speaker 21 Sure.

Speaker 17 There you go.

Speaker 3 Holy shit. This is the whole town.

Speaker 12 Oh, look, Frank, there's you.

Speaker 3 This is disturbing.

Speaker 6 What, that I can instantly pinpoint your location on a map using a device that you assume is completely private?

Speaker 22 Oh, the shock.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 3 Seeing the map like this makes me realize this is going to be impossible to check on everyone.

Speaker 16 Ah, great.

Speaker 6 Then I guess we hang out here.

Speaker 21 Hey, do you want a drink?

Speaker 6 I've got some wasabi lubesmum from Feston.

Speaker 28 Best champagne in the galaxy.

Speaker 3 Let's do it. We need to do some triage.

Speaker 6 I'm beginning to understand why June makes fun of you all the time.

Speaker 3 There are some people in town that keep the the place running more than others. We need to check on them.
Without them, the wheels come off the wagon.

Speaker 21 The wheels are on the wagon right now?

Speaker 3 Trinket's going to be fine. I mean, June, June has taken more trips in the woods than a near-sighted lumberjack, so I'm not worried about her.
Let's start with Doug and Deidre. The bartender?

Speaker 3 You wouldn't think it, but this place would be a mess without Deidre.

Speaker 3 Oh, shit. What? She went home.
We told her to stay put, and she went home. Okay.
Okay. I'm going to go check on Doug.
You check on Deidre. Okay.

Speaker 16 How do I do that?

Speaker 3 How do you do what? The thing you want me to do.

Speaker 6 How do I

Speaker 6 check on someone?

Speaker 3 You just...

Speaker 3 You just...

Speaker 3 You check on them. You make sure they're okay.

Speaker 6 But what do I do?

Speaker 3 Verge, you don't have to do anything. Make sure she's not doing anything stupid.

Speaker 21 Anything stupid? Oh my God.

Speaker 3 Okay, Verge, I get it.

Speaker 3 I get the whole high planes drifter thing, but I'm not buying that you don't know how to care about people.

Speaker 17 All right?

Speaker 3 Call me if you need anything.

Speaker 3 Or no, wait, wait. How do I call you? Can I call you on that thing?

Speaker 20 Alvin, grab his fucking phone.

Speaker 8 Hello, Frank.

Speaker 3 I'm in your phone now.

Speaker 12 It's terrible in here.

Speaker 28 Talk into your phone and I'll hear you. Great.

Speaker 17 Who's there?

Speaker 17 Who's there?

Speaker 8 Oh,

Speaker 8 June

Speaker 9 flat dog.

Speaker 7 What are you doing here?

Speaker 12 I'm getting groceries

Speaker 9 for my Aunt Hilda. What are you doing?

Speaker 17 I

Speaker 27 work here.

Speaker 9 Right? Work?

Speaker 9 What

Speaker 9 do I do for work?

Speaker 27 Oh,

Speaker 17 you you

Speaker 7 work at the horizon.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 9 Yes, I do.

Speaker 9 So I'm gonna do some shopping.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 9 You're just gonna stay hiding behind the counter.

Speaker 7 Yes, I am.

Speaker 17 It's safe here.

Speaker 9 Okie dokie.

Speaker 3 I thought I told you to stay at the sheep's eyes.

Speaker 8 I'm shopping.

Speaker 12 And this couldn't wait until tomorrow?

Speaker 9 I've decided no.

Speaker 3 What could possibly be so important?

Speaker 9 I am taking some groceries to Aunt Hilda's house.

Speaker 16 Aunt Hilda? Yes.

Speaker 9 Great.

Speaker 11 Good. Doug,

Speaker 9 I'm going to take these groceries.

Speaker 3 Please, please don't drive.

Speaker 9 It's right up the street. Uh-huh.

Speaker 5 Frank.

Speaker 9 You're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 I appreciate it, June. And

Speaker 3 you know, Aunt Hilda died five years ago.

Speaker 9 Don't be ridiculous.

Speaker 11 Doug?

Speaker 11 Oh, um.

Speaker 3 Frank? Hey, Doug, where are you?

Speaker 19 Oh,

Speaker 17 where are you?

Speaker 3 I'm.

Speaker 3 I'm right here. I'm at the door.

Speaker 17 Were you followed?

Speaker 3 Followed by who?

Speaker 17 You know who? No, I don't. I can hear it out there.
What?

Speaker 3 Oh, God. No,

Speaker 3 Doug, don't tell me.

Speaker 7 A snowplow makes a very distinct sound, Frank.

Speaker 3 You are the only one in town that doesn't know that.

Speaker 7 I've been hearing it all morning.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yes, I'm sure you have.

Speaker 7 It can't get me in here.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess that's true.

Speaker 3 So, so you're gonna be fine then?

Speaker 17 So,

Speaker 7 um,

Speaker 7 what what do I do?

Speaker 8 Do I spend

Speaker 8 my life in here?

Speaker 3 You're not going to feel this way forever, Doug.

Speaker 8 Well, I feel like I have spent my whole life in here.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, yeah, you haven't spent your whole life in here, Doug.

Speaker 3 I haven't? Doug, you you go fly fishing twice a year and buck hunting every winter.

Speaker 17 Oh, yes. Yes, I do.

Speaker 8 Um

Speaker 7 but all that time, I feel like mentally

Speaker 7 I have always been a resident of

Speaker 8 Peppercorn Shop and Go.

Speaker 8 When will I be set free of this place, Frank?

Speaker 3 Doug, you're not a prisoner. You can walk outside anytime.

Speaker 7 The snowplow is out there, Frank. I can feel it.
Doug,

Speaker 3 the shop and go is not a prison, and there's no snowplow outside.

Speaker 7 Not all prisons have bars, Frank.

Speaker 3 Doug, get up.

Speaker 17 What if it sees me? Get up!

Speaker 7 Fine.

Speaker 3 Can you hear anything? Nope, not a thing.

Speaker 3 Come on, let's go. Where are we going? We're going outside.

Speaker 7 No, I can't go outside.

Speaker 3 Do you want to spend your life in here? No.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 3 occasionally, if we want to leave the house, we have to face the imaginary snowplows in our heads, Doug.

Speaker 7 Let's go. But they're very crafty.
They can sneak up on you.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay, come on.

Speaker 8 Okay,

Speaker 3 here we are.

Speaker 8 See?

Speaker 3 No problem.

Speaker 8 Oh my god.

Speaker 19 What?

Speaker 7 There it is.

Speaker 3 Doug.

Speaker 7 It's been hunting me all morning, and there it is.

Speaker 3 No, no, Doug, that's just a car. That's a car.
Someone crashed it into a telephone pole a few times and walked away, I guess.

Speaker 7 Don't let it know we're here.

Speaker 3 It's just a car.

Speaker 7 You know what, Frank?

Speaker 7 You know what?

Speaker 8 At a certain point, you just have to say,

Speaker 7 enough is enough.

Speaker 7 All my life, I felt like there was something waiting for me right outside, but I could never see it.

Speaker 17 But look,

Speaker 7 there she goes.

Speaker 3 It's just a car.

Speaker 7 Enough is enough, Frank.

Speaker 7 Doug!

Speaker 25 Pardon me, Frank.

Speaker 25 I hate to interrupt because of how hilarious this is, but I thought I should alert you that someone you refer to as Edgy Steve has left the town limits and is wandering into the woods north of town.

Speaker 4 Oh, good.

Speaker 3 Wonderful.

Speaker 3 Wonderful. Can you call Trinket?

Speaker 8 Call him Trinket.

Speaker 3 Trinket,

Speaker 3 how's your magic potion coming along?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't care. Great.
Listen, I'm a little busy with Flat Doug right now, and apparently Steve is wandering into the woods north of town, so you're going to have to handle that one.

Speaker 3 Trinket, Steve is going to wander right off a cliff or something. Can you put

Speaker 3 your cauldron on simmer and just go check on him, please?

Speaker 3 I yeah, no, I told you, I'm busy with Doug.

Speaker 29 Oh, fuck

Speaker 3 who now has a baseball bat and is convinced a car is a snowplow.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and he's hitting the car with the bat now.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's correct. Yes, he is.
He is quoting Moby Dick.

Speaker 3 So so like I was saying, I'm a little busy right now, and you're going to have to handle Edgy Steve.

Speaker 3 You know, Doug, I hate to say it, but this seems to be working for you. So go ahead.
Just

Speaker 3 lean into it.

Speaker 7 I'll chase him round good hope and round the horn and round the norway maelstrom and round perdition's flames before i give him up yes you will

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Speaker 8 Deirdre.

Speaker 6 Deirdre, it's Verge.

Speaker 28 I'm here to check on you,

Speaker 6 which is what people do when they live near other people or something

Speaker 14 It's it's you hi Oh

Speaker 6 Okay, hugging is fine.

Speaker 14 Hell hello your body is so

Speaker 13 cool

Speaker 14 thanks I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 15 Sure um

Speaker 6 hey, uh, me too. Uh

Speaker 20 Deidre, um,

Speaker 28 do you maybe want to put some

Speaker 28 pants on? What?

Speaker 14 Well,

Speaker 15 you're half naked. Oh,

Speaker 16 right.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 14 I'm just so hot. Do I feel hot? I'm burning up.
Feel my head. Give me your hand.
Feel.

Speaker 8 I'm burning up, right?

Speaker 21 You're very warm.

Speaker 14 I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 14 I think I'm going to lay on the floor again.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 8 Uh-huh.

Speaker 14 That's better. That's that's better.

Speaker 14 Well,

Speaker 8 yeah, there you are.

Speaker 20 Um,

Speaker 8 hey,

Speaker 6 you seem to be doing fine.

Speaker 14 No, come in, please. Please come in.
It is so great that you're here.

Speaker 28 Okay, um,

Speaker 14 why is that? I mean, it's also terrifying because,

Speaker 14 yeah,

Speaker 14 it's you.

Speaker 14 You know? I

Speaker 8 don't.

Speaker 20 I don't. What?

Speaker 8 Oh, um, now.

Speaker 14 Now I feel like I'm going to fall into the ceiling. Um, can you help me up?

Speaker 21 Yes, okay, sure.

Speaker 22 What are...

Speaker 12 What are you doing here?

Speaker 20 I am checking on you.

Speaker 22 Oh.

Speaker 22 Well,

Speaker 14 that's very nice of you.

Speaker 8 That's not a problem.

Speaker 14 You're a very nice person.

Speaker 14 You seem nice.

Speaker 17 Thank you. Also,

Speaker 14 I mean, what the hell are you doing here?

Speaker 28 I just said.

Speaker 8 No,

Speaker 14 like,

Speaker 14 what are you

Speaker 14 doing

Speaker 22 here

Speaker 14 in town?

Speaker 14 You just kind of showed up. And I'm sitting here thinking,

Speaker 22 What

Speaker 14 is happening?

Speaker 14 Who is this

Speaker 5 person?

Speaker 14 They're here

Speaker 14 in this

Speaker 14 place.

Speaker 14 Because you just,

Speaker 14 you seem so,

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 14 I don't know what the word is like, like you should live in Germany or something.

Speaker 14 And I can't concentrate. I mean, ever.
I have a hard time concentrating ever. And then the other day, I realized I had been sitting there for

Speaker 14 five minutes with the water running in the sink, just wondering what your

Speaker 14 deal

Speaker 14 was.

Speaker 20 I had

Speaker 6 no idea I was so distracting.

Speaker 8 Uh

Speaker 14 yeah,

Speaker 14 yeah, you did.

Speaker 17 Okay, maybe a little.

Speaker 14 You've got all these colors around you right now.

Speaker 14 They're pink and yellow and blue and um

Speaker 14 it's really beautiful.

Speaker 6 Deidre, um

Speaker 14 I think I need to lay on the floor again.

Speaker 8 Oh, good idea.

Speaker 14 Apparently, everyone in town is high right now.

Speaker 14 No, something in the water, I guess. Um

Speaker 14 you're not, though.

Speaker 21 That's right, I'm fine.

Speaker 14 Why is that?

Speaker 6 Oh, I usually don't trust the tap water in a new place, so okay.

Speaker 14 Where are you from?

Speaker 8 Nowhere, really.

Speaker 14 Oh, please don't do the mysterious stranger thing. I'm already so confused.

Speaker 6 My family

Speaker 6 was always moving around

Speaker 6 and then after that, so was I.

Speaker 20 So

Speaker 6 it's hard to say that I'm from somewhere.

Speaker 8 Wait,

Speaker 14 are you Romani?

Speaker 14 Is that what I've been picking up on?

Speaker 13 I don't know what that is.

Speaker 14 I need to find my phone.

Speaker 14 Am I hallucinating or is my house a wreck?

Speaker 6 You're not hallucinating.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 14 If I were my phone, I would be where? Is it by the door?

Speaker 5 Where's her phone?

Speaker 8 The windowsill.

Speaker 14 Here it is. Great.

Speaker 15 Great, great, great.

Speaker 14 I want to show you something.

Speaker 14 Okay, um, everything is spinning.

Speaker 14 I still need to show you something, but on the couch. Sure, okay.

Speaker 14 I've got it saved. Hang on.

Speaker 22 Wow.

Speaker 14 My phone looks so crazy right now.

Speaker 14 Here it is. Here it is.

Speaker 14 I was in Greece with my family, and there were these street musicians from Africa in this public square. You see them?

Speaker 8 Uh-huh.

Speaker 14 I started recording them, and after a while...

Speaker 14 Ha, there. See them? Uh-huh.

Speaker 14 These three women come up and start dancing to the music. And then more join in, and I thought it was so cool.
They're Romani, they're nomadic, they roam all over Europe and the Middle East.

Speaker 14 You're like them?

Speaker 13 A little sure.

Speaker 14 I showed this to my grandfather, who is old and a little racist, and he said, don't ever go near those people. They can't be trusted.
And

Speaker 14 I don't know why he's like that.

Speaker 12 You

Speaker 8 can

Speaker 6 trust me.

Speaker 14 I know that I can.

Speaker 19 I

Speaker 14 really need to put my head in your lap.

Speaker 14 Oh,

Speaker 14 okay.

Speaker 14 This is better.

Speaker 19 Um,

Speaker 14 can you uh stroke my hair, please?

Speaker 19 Like

Speaker 12 this?

Speaker 14 That's that's that's great.

Speaker 14 I feel like I'm going to fall asleep, but um, I'm scared to

Speaker 29 just pretend you already are.

Speaker 14 Is this a dream?

Speaker 14 I don't want it to be.

Speaker 29 I don't either.

Speaker 29 Steve,

Speaker 29 Steve, are you out here?

Speaker 30 Hey,

Speaker 30 there you are,

Speaker 30 Steve.

Speaker 16 How are you feeling?

Speaker 29 Fine,

Speaker 16 Something got into the drinking water. I think that's what we're going with.

Speaker 16 So everyone's going through a pretty strange time right now.

Speaker 16 How are you doing?

Speaker 29 I've been high since I was 13 years old, drink it. It's kind of just a Tuesday for me.

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 29 You have a name for this place, right?

Speaker 16 For this glade?

Speaker 16 Um, yes.

Speaker 16 I did.

Speaker 16 It's a

Speaker 16 glade of wishes.

Speaker 16 I would come here and express things I wanted.

Speaker 29 Express them to who?

Speaker 16 To

Speaker 16 you really want to talk about this right now, Steve?

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 16 The triple goddess and the great horned god.

Speaker 29 Who are they?

Speaker 16 They are

Speaker 16 embodiments of the duality of life.

Speaker 16 That's that's the best way to put it, I guess.

Speaker 29 Are they real,

Speaker 16 Steve,

Speaker 16 I don't know what's real anymore.

Speaker 29 Is there really a comet heading for Earth?

Speaker 8 I don't know, Steve.

Speaker 3 Maybe?

Speaker 23 I think

Speaker 29 I think maybe I shouldn't have spent so much of my life making sure that skiers had enough weed and meth, Trinket.

Speaker 16 Maybe?

Speaker 12 It...

Speaker 29 It kind of just happened to me.

Speaker 16 I know the feeling.

Speaker 12 Do you ever feel that way?

Speaker 29 Like your life just kind of happened to you?

Speaker 16 I had to make a lot of conscious decisions to be who I am, Steve.

Speaker 16 A lot went into the making of Trinket Coralie. I wasn't born like this.

Speaker 16 Then again, my parents traveled with a Renaissance fair nine months out of the year, so I guess it's not much of a surprise that their daughter wound up being a witch on the top of a mountain.

Speaker 29 I heard you were a goth in middle school.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I was.

Speaker 29 I bet you were pretty cool.

Speaker 16 Honestly,

Speaker 10 I was.

Speaker 16 Cheerleaders were scared of me.

Speaker 12 It was

Speaker 16 pretty fun.

Speaker 16 What were you in middle school?

Speaker 29 I never showed up for middle school.

Speaker 29 So I guess I was that kid that parents told their kids not to hang out with.

Speaker 29 I guess that was me.

Speaker 29 Cautionary tale.

Speaker 29 Trinket.

Speaker 29 What if the world comes to an end and that's all I ever did?

Speaker 29 I thought I had more time than this.

Speaker 16 Steve,

Speaker 16 I think if you'd spent your whole life being an ideal citizen, then right now you'd be saying, damn, why didn't they do more drugs?

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 16 That's the duality of life I was talking about.

Speaker 9 Always wishing for the other thing.

Speaker 16 People who kept it simple worry they were too lazy. People who achieve a lot worry they never took the time to slow down.
It's kind of a no-win situation.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 29 What about you? Are you happy with what you've done with your life?

Speaker 16 See,

Speaker 16 that's the trap, Steve. Am I happy with what I've done, with who I've become?

Speaker 16 Implying you made mistakes along the path, that

Speaker 16 there was some right way or some wrong way.

Speaker 16 Those things are impossible to know.

Speaker 16 There's a whole host of spirits out there. They can haunt your dreams and keep you awake at night, rattle the dishes in your cupboards.

Speaker 16 None of them are as terrifying as the ghost of the life we didn't lead.

Speaker 29 And if those gods of yours were real,

Speaker 29 is that what they would say to me right now?

Speaker 16 I don't know what they would say,

Speaker 16 but

Speaker 16 I know

Speaker 16 they put me in this glade with you right now.

Speaker 16 And I'm thankful for that.

Speaker 16 Have you eaten anything today?

Speaker 29 No,

Speaker 29 I forgot.

Speaker 22 Well,

Speaker 16 there's about nineteen turkey sandwiches back at the sheep's eye. How about we go and get you one?

Speaker 30 Yeah,

Speaker 30 yeah,

Speaker 30 okay.

Speaker 15 Hey, uh,

Speaker 29 since we're in the wishing glade,

Speaker 29 you want to make a wish?

Speaker 16 No more wishes.

Speaker 16 I've got everything I need.

Speaker 16 And Hilda

Speaker 9 and Hilda, come on out. I got you some groceries.

Speaker 9 Hilda, come on. I climbed to the top of this godforsaken hill.
Let's go.

Speaker 9 You're dead.

Speaker 9 Shit.

Speaker 9 Well, at least I don't have to go grocery shopping.

Speaker 14 Hey, thanks for checking on me.

Speaker 28 It was

Speaker 28 an experience.

Speaker 14 Look, I've embarrassed myself quite a few times in my life. I'm sure that's not a surprise, but

Speaker 14 this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. So it would be great if you could say something that

Speaker 14 makes it less so.

Speaker 28 You have nice legs.

Speaker 14 That's

Speaker 14 literally the opposite of what I just asked you to do. Sorry.

Speaker 8 Oh, well,

Speaker 6 it's, hey, it's no problem that you threw up for an hour.

Speaker 11 That's fine. Worse.

Speaker 5 Worse. That's worse.

Speaker 6 I'm sorry. This is new for me.

Speaker 14 What is?

Speaker 6 Any of this?

Speaker 14 Well, you'll get the hang of it, okay?

Speaker 3 Thanks. Hey, welcome back, everyone.

Speaker 3 Hope you enjoyed your trip.

Speaker 3 All right, well, anyway, come on, come on inside. There's turkey sandwiches for everyone.

Speaker 17 Hello. Oh,

Speaker 17 Hello.

Speaker 17 Hey.

Speaker 17 Hey.

Speaker 3 How's Aunt Hilda?

Speaker 5 Still dead.

Speaker 8 Right. But

Speaker 9 I'm sure she's flattered that I still think of her.

Speaker 9 Why is Doug beating a car to death with a baseball bat?

Speaker 3 I think the drugs have worn off, and now he's just getting it all out.

Speaker 22 Good for him. Yeah.
Give him hell, Doug!

Speaker 9 You know what's crazy.

Speaker 9 I really want a turkey sandwich right about now.

Speaker 3 Well, then you've come to the right place.

Speaker 16 Make way, you drug fiends.

Speaker 17 Hello, Trinket.

Speaker 3 Looks like we all made it through unscathed.

Speaker 16 I'm glad I found this one wandering in the woods.

Speaker 22 Frank,

Speaker 17 I'm a drug dealer. I know.
And that's okay. It's not.

Speaker 4 Thanks.

Speaker 8 I'll see you inside.

Speaker 3 Good talk, friend. Okay.

Speaker 8 You coming?

Speaker 28 Frank, you didn't hallucinate.

Speaker 4 I know.

Speaker 17 Why not?

Speaker 3 Well, neither did Drinket.

Speaker 6 She took the drug, though, right?

Speaker 17 Yes.

Speaker 13 And then

Speaker 6 everyone got high, except for the alien from outer space, moi,

Speaker 3 and you.

Speaker 3 Well, I'm sure there were other people that weren't affected.

Speaker 19 Okay.

Speaker 28 Coming in in a minute.

Speaker 17 All right.

Speaker 6 I smell something

Speaker 25 funny with that one.

Speaker 4 I've been smelling it much longer than you have.

Speaker 20 Really?

Speaker 28 Elden, have you been holding out on me?

Speaker 25 I had to do a deep search of several archives in two galaxies. It's been taking me a while.

Speaker 6 Whoa, what were you searching for?

Speaker 25 President.

Speaker 21 And

Speaker 25 do you remember at the house full of mushrooms when I scanned his lungs for spores?

Speaker 6 Yes, obviously.

Speaker 25 There weren't any

Speaker 6 spores.

Speaker 17 Verge.

Speaker 25 There weren't any lungs.

Speaker 20 My goodness.

Speaker 25 I was searching for an explanation.

Speaker 25 I didn't find one.

Speaker 6 Let's keep this between us for now.

Speaker 25 Excellent idea.

Speaker 6 I like it here.

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