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Hello, everyone.

It's me again.

We are moving into hiatus mode here, but I just wanted to give one last sort of fond farewell to season four.

Nick, shifty Nick Howard, as you may recognize his name from the shout-outs at the end, is always doing all kinds of fun things for the show.

When night breakfast starts, he always grabs the PDF and posts it for people so that they can follow along.

All kinds of fun stuff like that.

So, as soon as the finale of season four went out, Nick took it upon himself to take every blooper reel that we have done since chapter 22 and put it together together into one Uber blooper reel.

And I think he felt a little silly doing this.

He sent it to me and he says, you know, should you ever need this, I can't imagine why you would.

But then I listened to it and I was like, you know what?

This is great.

We should send it out to everyone because it's so ridiculous and a lot of fun.

And it does, it is kind of a nice document of like the nonsense that happens while we're recording the show.

So we have now an hour of bloopers for you to enjoy, all packed into one nice little package.

So, thank you so much, Nick, for doing this.

And thank you so much to everyone for listening.

We're in hiatus mode now.

We're moving into that mode.

So, here's one last salute to season four courtesy of Nick Howard.

Please thank Nick if you bump into him on the internet.

All right, here we go.

Well, at least there'll be a good spot in the food court today.

We're really gonna give Mrs.

Foods.

We're really gonna get we're

all right,

we

damage to the fabric of space-time should be easy to spot?

Pardon me, sir.

Is that damage to the fabric

Should be easy to spot pardon me, sir?

Okay,

I'm working with four separate things, right?

Fuck yeah, you should it's the payload at midnight diner Hang on, we got a midnight midnight diner sighting

Oh no

powerful that it can bombard

bomb.

Why is bombard so hard?

Can bombard is hard.

Can bombard.

Yeah.

Ba-ba-ba-ba.

That it can bomb.

That it can bombard a gravity wave.

Why?

Words are hard.

You're on Kwilandus, a barely habitable ice giant.

God damn it, didn't I say?

Okay.

Sorry, I thought I said Landis the first time.

I'm gonna take that back one more time.

Sorry,

this is how I rehearse.

Another fucking plane.

Hang on a second.

You're right there.

The exact same time that the last plane came through.

They're like, yeah.

Lovefield.

Hate field.

I'll do a few zombies.

Alright, okay.

Sorry, zombies.

Nobody knows anything about it.

It's a nascent.

Yeah, sorry.

Nobody knows anything.

See, I mean, really, the two of you could say anything, and I'd be like, that's just how they say it over there.

You know, how would I know what the word?

Because if I was really proud of myself,

I'd prefer to be in a dying world with you than a f.

the emotion that's choking me.

Sorry.

But you'd left Cornell for some reason.

Yes, I did.

Whatever for?

Because there were planes flying overhead.

Chemtrails.

Chemtrails.

A church mouse in a brass band compared to the brand of quiet.

Nope.

A church mouse.

A church mouse is.

Nope, no,

she was never gonna work again, so she dumped it all on me.

Oh my god, planes.

Where's everybody going?

I don't know.

Up.

Yeah, right.

Turns out there is and isn't an asteroid.

What?

It's look.

Sorry.

Yes.

What?

What?

What?

Hello, I'm.

Sorry.

I went straight in.

I went straight in.

We hate it.

You did not say the Mucklewains.

Why can't I say Mucklewains?

Yeah.

It's the serpent of the Pharaoh, Casper.

No, sorry.

I have fucking all off of the toys.

Hold on one second.

I'm Zebulon Mucklewain here with my wife, Effie.

All right, I'm gonna go back to Casper.

All right, microphone to start with.

Sure, I can do that.

I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz.

I do great with all the fictional science jumbo.

It's all the real shit where my mouth gets tied up.

Okay.

Sure, I can do that.

I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz mid.

Oh my god.

Sure.

I know.

Hey.

Shot and Freuda.

No, I'm not.

Give me the rabbit.

I'll make the stew.

You get back up top and finish brunch serve.

Please say, no, no, I'm not.

Just for me, though.

Please.

Am I doing it again?

Okay.

No!

Well, we certainly didn't want him.

Sure.

Well, we certainly didn't want to.

The reason why Casper is going off on his own between shifts is because of you.

Oh, Ava.

If I could be so pointed.

Ava.

I've got some aerial drones now.

You want me to search the area?

Filed under things that are funny that I did not realize were funny.

We're killing Susie here.

Hey!

Hey, I've got some ail drones.

I know.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm saying there's the weird shit.

And then there's the weird shit.

And we've been saying it's all the same shit, but maybe there's a difference between...

There's a what.

And what we've been saying.

The secret sauce.

The secret sauce?

I gave her stock tips.

What?

Sure, sure I did.

What?

I gave her stop.

No.

There it is.

Hey,

secret tips.

I gave her stock tips.

It's going great.

See, I gave her stock tips from the future.

I feel good about it, I think.

I think things are coming.

Fuck.

Here we go.

Oh, recording.

Blow on it.

Like a Nintendo cartridge.

Get the dust off of the duck hunt or whatever we're playing.

I fucking loved duck duck hunt.

Y'all, it was great.

Well, I'm rolling, motherfuckers.

It's not a hotel.

Standby.

No, it isn't.

Okay, let's try that again.

It's Panstart's rules.

We don't know what's happening.

Okay, dubbies.

Clementine may have missed her last shot, but two bull-eyes.

It's so sweaty in here.

Okay.

Real fast, I meant to ask, how drunk do you want her?

Just drunk enough?

Drunk girl at the bar who doesn't pick up on the social cues.

Great.

Just my life.

Great.

Sounds great.

The wheels are starting to come off.

Like having an audience for your nervous breakdown.

Hello.

Enough of this lady vanishes bullshit.

Except that I stumbled on the fucking word at the heat of the moment.

So...

It's fine.

We're gonna do it again.

Great.

So many grunts and screams to choose from.

That's that.

That's like the old school when you tape over something in a VCR, like you taped over your mom's favorite episode of Days of Our Lives or something.

Games.

I also excel at irresponsibly thin.

I'll do it again.

Responsibly.

Can I do it drunk, Joe?

Like, well, I'm afraid of someone in the bear drop there, Clantine.

Okay, here, we'll do it again.

Been recording recording all this time.

Boop boop boop boop boop boop bop.

I'm going to open with a jump.

You know what?

Can we just

can we go back before you say your line?

Can you be doing like a ma ma mama or something like this?

One of those

unique red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather.

99 nuns in an Indiana nunnery.

The human torch

is on fire.

Um,

this is

a

bit con

Yeah,

I can't speak.

I'm having a stroke.

Folks, if you're watching at home and think that we're all having some sort of massive hallucination, I cannot say that fucking word.

Folks.

Folks.

Having a weird mom builds character, you guys.

That's totally.

Thanks for the mom bonding.

But I'm enjoying it.

It's kind of fun.

It's kind of fun.

It's weirdly sexual, but very fun.

Let's do it.

It's nice to meet you.

All right.

I imagine you will still receive his display.

I imagine you still.

I imagine you will still receive his.

Is my bed, is my bed.

Okay.

Where are we taking this from?

Oh, nope, that's a gasp.

That was okay.

Okay, let me just do one more.

Whoa!

It seems quite chaotic, but everything has its purpose.

You can see boiling away here is the alembek.

Here I have a mortar and pestle for pulverite for p

here.

I have a mortar and pestle for pulver.

Yep.

Finlay, pronunciation expert.

Pestle.

Morton pestle.

Pestle.

What do you call me?

Clementine, my eye.

I did this.

I keep saying my.

Look, Berbers.

Very rare for Berbels to come to your USELIM.

I want to do that again.

The holy.

My brain refuses to hold on it.

Zah.

Zehoni, Vira.

Okay.

In a hundred years, who knows what will control in a hundred years, who knows what will

con

why are we taking this street?

Nope, sorry, let me do that again.

Clementine, whatever has happened,

it's nothing that we're kind of

sorry.

I've actually not stopped because I'm afraid if I do,

I will never resume.

So you have a whole lot of bullshit to cut out.

Sorry, Joe.

Okay, great.

Boom!

We did it.

All right, guys.

Well, I will finalize this, and I have no bazooki to record for you.

So then I'll send it over.

And great.

I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial.

I knew this word would happen.

Ah, I knew it.

I knew it would happen.

It's impossible word.

First blood.

Oh, my God.

Thangs out.

I put that word in, and I was like, he is going to trip on that motherfucker.

I did that.

I knew it Privately, now I'm doing it publicly.

Ske the Black Diamond!

It's fun.

I've been trapped here in a government building extrajudicial.

Yeah!

Have you?

Extrajudicial.

Extrajudicial.

Extra what?

Extrajudicially.

Extrajudicially.

I don't know if that gave it to me.

It's very, very important.

It is a extrajudicially.

Okay.

It's a black belt word.

We can all handle it.

We're going to be great.

I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial.

Listen.

Extrajudicially.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially.

Okay.

Here's

where we elongate the word, right?

Stretch it out as a extra judicially.

Aha.

Do it like that.

Brilliant.

Yeah.

I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially.

Woo!

Woo!

I mean, that's what throat coat tea is for.

So there you go.

I've been looking for you.

I hired historians.

I paid off local officials.

I went to Kyrgyzstan.

I am so sorry.

Is it Kyrgyzstan?

Kyrgyzstan.

Okay, okay.

I try not to burp directly into the microphone, so my apologies.

I'm going to find it and edit it out because no, absolutely not.

Even calling it a semi.

Why?

I feel like like homeland's secure.

Nope.

Tamara, let me stop you right there.

I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial.

Here we go.

Welcome back, everybody.

Yeah.

On the next episode of Extra Judicially.

In a government building, extra judicially.

Woo!

All the evidence you're about.

Seven, nope.

Huh.

I'm taking

taking.

Woo.

Taking.

Are you?

All you have at your disposal are the trees and tiny creatures that live on your island and whatever the ocean washes up on there.

Your...

All you have.

And don't open them until I tell you to, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to hold for a second though, because there's a plane flying over right now, and this is a really intimate moment.

Time is a plane.

It flies over me and makes noise, but I am also the plane.

I am the plane that ruins the podcast, but I am also the podcast.

Time is a sim,

sim, sump.

Because of the temporal lump.

Hi.

In my house, and I let the morning air in.

And I release

all that stale air that I've been.

I'm sorry, I'll mute for you, Julie.

I'll mute for you.

I just, oh God.

What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

I don't think this line is funny.

Excuse me.

What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

I don't know.

Velcro?

I don't know.

I hear Crocs are popular.

Sliced bread.

Sliced bread's a real humdinger.

What's bigger than a black hole, Casper?

A lot of people love prinkles.

Sorry, my tongue all of a sudden got way too big for my mouth.

Extra judicially.

Look, I did it the first try.

Okay, just kidding.

How long is this episode going to be, Joe?

Sorry, I'm just going to need to ask my son and my wife to stop laughing so loud.

Sorry, one second.

The problem of home office, right?

Remember, remember,

so fondly, the end of season two when you revealed that count and it was like 90-something minutes, and it was just like, oh, damn, we're getting full-length feature here.

And now it's like,

it'll maybe be under two hours.

I was doing acting and trying to make eye contact with my shoes.

Okay, great.

Great.

I was a 10-year-old sixth grader.

I was.

I was a 10-year-old sixth grader by Susie Suarez.

Terek is Tarek is just a coat full of weasels with a with a mustache and a top hat.

Also, everybody's an idiot on this ship.

There was a genetic.

Nope.

There was a genetic.

Nope.

There was a da-da-da-da-da.

Okay.

You have chosen Julia fucking Roberts.

Sorry, God, I knew.

That just felt very aggressive.

Well, Joe, maybe leave the O off of the opossum when you're writing.

He was Terry O'York, and his last name was Opossum.

What a line to end season three on for Clementine.

I just...

Love it so much that my last line of this season is about Mexican food.

Hell yes.

Hell yes.

All the damage we've been seeing, it comes from the beginning.

When the plane takes off.

When the plane takes off.

But on the inside, it's destructible.

It's destructible.

I hate it all.

My what?

Oh, yeah, you.

Everybody on this Zoom is 12.

Yeah.

We're 12.

Sorry.

This place has been bobbing around like a cork for decades.

This isn't the...

Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place you would go if your ship has lost...

Fuck.

Isn't the local TGI Fridays the first place your ship would go if you the first?

Fuck you, words.

God,

I love it when it happens to you.

I have never seen a laser do that.

That's right.

That's right.

Maybe squeeze this.

Yeah.

Squeeze this.

Bank fraud.

We're supposed to be keeping a

motherfucker.

There appears to be something within this vehicle called Moogu Gai Pan, which I believe is a food.

Excellent.

You know what?

We're just gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna muscle through it because time is of the essence, everyone.

All right, there's a tornado headed for Tom right now.

I think, I think it's gonna pass me, but the thunderstorm is definitely gonna hit in the podcast reload.

All right, here we go.

I kind of want to have a fight club now.

The committee to get us the hell off this rock that hates us so much.

I'm doing it again.

The chances of the chances

I'm not even supposed to be drunk, kid.

Hey, while we're stopping, Leif, I think

bring your volume up just a little bit.

I'll take things nobody has ever said to me about this.

I'm fine covering the tables.

I know you are, but you have to put on your waiter face when you do, and I know you hate that.

You know I hate that.

Let's not go around calling things tacos just because they're shaped like tacos, okay?

Fuck you, Joe.

Oh, God, that's so good.

Oh, they're hiding in every conversation, schmoopy.

Wait, try that again.

Fuck you.

You try it again.

You said schmoopy.

You whiffed on shmoopy.

I just give the schmoopy a try again, is all I'm saying.

From what I can tell, the Ava of this earth still works at jet propulsion.

Fuck you.

Jet propulsion, fuck you.

Keep that.

Keep that, please.

Sex and rockets, man.

Sex and rockets.

Billionaire-funded think tank.

Think tank is hard.

Think tank, think think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank tank.

Fuck you.

Billionaire-funded think tank on the El Cubieri drive.

How's that?

Probably I should say it again.

Like, I know what it is.

El Cubieri.

What the fuck song is this, Joe?

What am I saying?

It's Rove and Gambler.

Yeah, okay.

You know that old chestnut.

We did it, and Tom is still alive.

Amazing.

Yeah, I didn't get taken to a land of color or anything.

Land of color.

And your little dog, too.

Totally.

Where are we again?

Azuls.

Azuls.

Where the fuck is Azul?

Azuls.

Azul.

Azuls.

Azuls.

Azuls.

No time for a pig roast, and you'd have to wait for soup to boil.

Hold on.

No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to bowl.

I'm going to make sandwiches if I were shit.

I just really want to get bowling.

Sorry.

I was in a prison once called Lost Basin.

It was a bunch of shit.

Lost Basan.

Sorry.

Basan.

Basan.

Basan.

Basan.

Okay.

Lost Basin is not a bad name for a prison.

It's my new band.

Lost Basin.

It's like Americana Folk.

With a Spanish tinge.

Yes.

I'm going to go turn on power switch.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

There's like a jacuzzi crank in Jessica's recording too.

She's got to go crank it back up.

Keep the jets going.

Tita kicks the front door open.

Who wants pie?

Okay, come on, dame dude.

Tita opens fire.

Oh, sorry.

I'm so used to reading the things.

Tita opens fire with the bigger gun.

That was our plan.

Yes.

Though you may be hard.

Sorry.

Too excited.

You should be excited.

I know.

He's reeling it back.

He's reeling it back, everybody.

Stepping away from the latch.

Four,

two,

four.

Okay, Jessica, I have no idea why I put so many numbers at the end of this goddamn script.

That's it.

That is plenty.

Just like, Jesus Christ, what am I?

What the hell is happening?

These poor people.

Quartet.

I'm Zacchaeus.

Who are you?

It's Snake Pliskin.

Pliskin.

You said Snake Pliskin.

Okay.

Well, it's now.

Wait.

Go from.

Keep it.

Keep it.

Keep it.

You know, at first, I was thinking that they'd be quite a burden to have to carry around on my head all day long, but now I've put some thought into it.

I think something such as the assortment you have.

I'm going to start again.

Okay.

God, I was so good at it.

I felt how good it was, and then it messed up.

Okay.

She has a thing that predicts the future.

Sure.

Don't die on me, Ava.

I need this information.

Sure.

That's who they really were.

Hall and O.

The deputary.

Trying to combine, but

deputy.

I just created a new word.

Oh my god.

Why would one weird egg-looking thing in one part of this galaxy have anything to do with these

three sisters being in trouble?

That's good.

Read it exactly like that.

That's a perfect reading of that line.

Thank you.

Very neutral.

Speed it up.

Excellent.

Every word faster than the one before.

Why would one word.

Sorry.

It's all right.

It's gonna be great.

Just

gonna cover it up with speed.

Yeah.

Julie, can you spare some mustard?

I need some more sauce.

Let the magic mustard.

Yeah.

Thanks for the sauce, dual face.

Good.

Please keep your eyes out of my brain.

Oh, my eyes.

Oh, my eyes.

These are going to be so up in your brain.

That sounds gross.

You sound gross.

Do you want a club sandwich?

Hang on.

Now I don't.

Sorry.

No.

Pass.

You sound gross.

Sorry.

Why was...

Sorry, well, you're missing a word there.

Sorry about that.

That's my fault.

Do with these three sisters.

Sorry about that.

Thank you.

Look, I'm not going to put all the words in there, okay?

You're going to have to just figure it out sometimes, okay?

You're getting paid.

I'm tired.

I'm so sorry.

I'm just sorry.

Sometimes you run out.

I can do this.

Pressing record as always.

Press and record is an important part of the process.

Step one.

Welcome to my masterclass.

Step one.

Press record.

We're told the airspace above the area is about to be restricted, but we've still got our eyes.

That's good.

Yo, it did it.

It was only 10% Canadian.

Thanks.

You say it.

About.

About.

Yeah.

About.

No, the way you did it was great.

Okay.

I know.

I just hit it really hard right now.

I paused before and after.

Okay.

Oh, Canada.

We're beginning to sound co-signed to oblivion.

Consigned.

You consigned.

Consigned.

No,

I'll do it again.

I'll do it again.

I'll do it again.

Cosigned.

I co-signed that oblivion.

Press record.

I keep thinking I have to press record.

No, not anymore.

Because of the future.

The future is here.

You don't have to press record anymore.

Congratulations.

Thank goodness.

Ju qua co

pour a affirmé,

sans sous trompe que vous parleis, des horme,

tou lais

sans français.

That's awesome.

One more time.

One more time.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

That is hilarious.

Oh, God, we're sweating balls in here.

I know.

Okay, okay.

Sorry, bows.

Beauz.

Okay, there you see the black suburbans.

You've got men with guns and what looks like a squadron of drones in the skitty.

Is that how they say it in Canada?

That's a pronunciation of

skitty.

Yeah.

What province of Canada is that from?

Yeah.

All of them.

They just all hide it really well when they're talking.

Yeah.

It's in the skitty.

It was so close to skippity about it.

Top downtown son.

They're in the skitty.

Okay.

Okay.

Le giant mango et tou jour, la fuck

la fuck, everybody.

Maybe stretch out the ooh, you know what I mean?

Ooh, gym saw.

Four, three,

two,

one.

I'm sorry, honey, in keeping with the title of the episode, could you start with five?

Sure.

Five, four,

nope.

I hate it.

Hey.

A laser

interferometer.

I have French in my head, and now I can't say this word.

Interferomy.

Interferome.

Interferometer.

Interferometer.

Lesier interferometer.

Okay.

Okay.

Interferometer.

Interferometer.

Yeah.

I hate you, Joe.

I know the feeling.

I'll stop.

Page two.

No.

I know.

Page two, everyone.

Why are you sweating?

Okay.

I know.

It's rough.

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Dear Space Jesus, please

give away your state secrets just yet, guys.

Dear Space Jesus, we follow it to its ultimate conclusion and we end up face to face with who

this is the one I actually meant to ask you about.

Hey, you two.

A little heavy.

Yeah.

I whistled my S.

Okay, go ahead.

Which is fairy, Tennessee, I guess.

Right?

That is true.

Taking a ride on time traveling's dement.

How about I get

the subtitle of the thing right?

Let's do it.

God damn it.

I've observed.

Observed.

I've obs.

And we're done.

We.

Nobody died.

Nobody died.

Nobody died.

Ava's old Audi stick shift.

What was it called?

Audi.

Audi, yeah.

Your girl doesn't say it.

Audi.

Audi.

Audi.

Imagine the universe is a car.

Not a nice car, just a car that gets you from place to place.

Like Ava's old Audi stick shift.

You did it again.

You just did it again.

It's an I said Audi.

No, you said Audi.

You said Audi.

I'm doing the thing that Tom did, where he that one time where he couldn't say the thing and he kept saying it was the way that he thought it was.

Remember that?

In the

Clementine's?

Okay, Ava.

Wait, what am I saying?

Audi.

Audi.

Audi.

Audi.

I drive a Honda.

It's a lot easier to say that.

Okay.

Here we go.

Alicia.

That was so funny.

What?

It was great.

It's true.

Look at her.

She's on the outside all the time.

All the time.

All these smarty, smart smarts talking smart shit.

Like she's totally on the outside all the time.

Poor, poor Polly Jean wife of the death.

Poor, poor Polly Jean wife of the dean.

Made up nursery rhymes about her.

God.

Oh, did I miss something?

God damn it.

Yeah.

To hell.

God damn it to hell.

You guys are gays.

Just a little bit.

You can even throw some words in there, like, you know, like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You know what I mean?

Stuff like that.

Yeah.

The fools!

Wait.

Why are you?

I hated all of that.

Can we please take it back?

Oh, my God.

All right.

Okay, let's stop there.

Fucking earths, man.

Right?

Right?

I listen.

Right.

Chills.

Thank you.

Chills.

This is my last shot, man.

Come on.

I think we're going to go back and do it again.

Yeah, we would have to

do that online ordain thing

or they would have to pay you

ordained by the church of life

yeah you might as well do that and speak and just be ready

yeah

all right wait wait wait the uh the pork and spots are great once you remember by the author

you get you get a clergy sticker nice

leonardo avellino midday burg

midday mi speak

midday Burger Don Parks Throat Goat 666 really

Walter Piakarski droid pirate Findlay stuck in a pit of skittles

Drunken Coyote Joe's Monte Cristo roll call makes my day oh that's nice Angel and Lucy the twisted twigster Murty's mama

mama mama okay good yes

confirmed fay queen chase noseworthy core

Okay, I probably shouldn't say it like that.

Core.

Oopschnart the prop the what?

Oopsnart the probability demolition expert.

Sure.

A talking dog named Bronk.

Bronk?

Bronch?

Bronk.

Retro MG.

Snarky Bark.

Bark.

Snarky Bark.

Warped Writer.

Tim Nate Nat Nace Nace Nace.

Shit.

Tim Nacy.

Charlotte Tobaya.

Glennis Thompson.

Dougis.

Dustin.

Dustin Watson.

Drought Breaker.

Globe.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Glorbnar 7.

Ebenezer Boob.

MC One Brew.

We've been trying to...

Oh, for God's sake.

Nick.

We've been trying to reach you about your diner's extended warranty.

Brian O'Neill, Level 900 cheese wizard.

Okay.

AJ and Alia Owolewa.

Holy shit, first try.

Woo!

It's drousy rousy.

Ramsay, Ramsey's Namzes

every

time.

Ramses Niblick the third kerplunk kerplunk.

Whoops, where's my thribble?

Leaf's bastard son, Brizzo, the owner of Space Case Show.snop snops.

Schnops.

Leaf's bastard son of

Leif's bastard son Brizzo, the owner of Space Case Show.

Shit.

Little gobrin.

Gobrin.

Gabby Hayes, my wigglebutts.

Angel.

Angel.

Angel.

How do you fuck up Angel?

Static Ego.

Static Ego?

Waffles.

Omega Nye, Frank in a Field.

Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore.

Boom.

Von Grimm, Boho, go bye bye for Jojo, Pogo.

That's a no-go, bro.

Nail it every time.

Magical Computer Mage Mason.

The Gabber newspaper sounds like a ridiculous name, but it helps.

Banjo Cat, introducing Reese Pontiff as the 16th Doctor.

Congratulations.

Devin 7777.

77777.

The Cameron Winterborne Welsh, Fireball XL5, McKenzie.

God damn it.

Dr.

Lattice Trash Angel wants you to know it's okay to throw out that thing you're holding on to.

That's way...

Nope.

I mean, I could read it first and then say it, but fuck that.

Y'all.

Kirk Kirsten.

I did.

Fuck God.

Kirsten.

Kirst, Kirst, Kirsten.

Kirsten.

Kirsten, hurry up and wait.

Sarah Farmer and her prismatic chickens.

Prismatic.

Should I be saying Trey the turquoise tour toys?

Tonight at 11, doom.

Hicks busy mates.

That fucks up my voice.

Best, you are loved.

Lucrezia.

Lucretia?

Come on.

Joe!

Lucrezia!

Not going to try to defeat the situation after all, and then I will do something on that take.

I anticipate this will only go in the blurbs after the bit.

Or the outtakes.

All right, hang on.

Is that going to take you, though?

Maybe you should let us order a drink while you struggle past the number three.

Not going to try and diffuse the situation at all.

One.

Ah, ah, ah.

Two.

Ah, ah, ah.

That was worth it.

Thank you, Joe.

Borum, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, and strontium, and silicon, and silver, and samarium, and bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and beryl.

That's very too low.

There's

there's antimony, arsenic, aluminium, s nope.

There's

antimony, arsenic, aluminum, aluminum.

There's

europium, zirconium, lutinium, vanadium, and lanthium.

Yeah, let's do it later.

Okay, we're going to do it later.

Just give me the last line of the song.

Wow, that was real embarrassing.

If you put this in the bloopers, I will kill you.

okay in the okay

that is wow really brutal joke okay everybody ready to go i have one quick question uh i know i know it's so bad it's facts it's like i did ask i asked like three times i know i know just like okay and recording that's on that's on me i one question

Mine is bigger than a big, chunky waveform.

That's bigger than ours.

That is a nice waveform.

my thanks

every time you speak?

It isn't.

It is normal, but the waveform is like

it's what is it like?

Okay.

Hello, Judy.

Oh, right.

Hello, Judy.

I'm not sure.

Did you forget that your gun was named Judy?

Is that whatever?

For a second, for a second.

Turn to the left.

Bullshit.

Turn to your right.

Keep it going.

Back to the center.

One hop this time.

Really?

Yeah, because otherwise it's just an orphan and we have to remember to get it.

Oh, yeah, because we have to do it.

Let's think of we should get.

In these trying times, we should think of the orphans.

You're right, honey.

I'm just trying to help.

You are helping.

You're doing a great job.

It is on.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Why isn't it working?

I want to know why you're not stopping hitting me with the chair.

Pretend like you are saying it to children and you're trying to be deliberately mean to the children.

It's like, come in, children, let me tell you a story.

Oh, and then this happens.

And then a meteor hits them and they're fucking murdered.

Okay.

Can you call to them like you're Kevin Klein in a fish called Wanda?

Literally shred themselves and the universe, counterintuitively, reaches zero size.

And I hated how I did that.

I'm going to go back.

I mean, I'm unsettled.

Free ship.

Free ship.

Also, oh my god, he totally knows my name.

Whoa.

I

just, I can't.

Something sums up with him.

I'm disturbingly anticipating his eventual reveal as some kind of colossal interdimensional villain, but who knows?

Is Zebulon an interdimensional villain?

He spooks me.

He's too powerful.

What?

It's good every time.

There is something so hilarious about that one, and I don't know what it is.

What?

What?

There's a certain, I don't know, there's an umami sort of indescribable thing that happens.

It's a great moment to switch to the scene change.

It's reminding me of a line that Jafar has, I feel like, but I can't remember it it just.

Oh,

that's very fun.

Jafar vibes is never a bad place to be.

Hashtag career goals.

Bloopers.

But

I feel like last episode you pulled a little bit of an uno reverse where you're like, huh, there's not going to be bloopers.

This time it's going to be me bloopering.

You know what happened last time is that there wasn't any bloopers, really.

Because everyone decided to be the most professional motherfucker in the world.

And so everyone was.

No one was funny.

If somebody messed up, they would just stop and they would go back without any sort of extemporaneous sort of things happening.

And so I was at the end of the episode and I was like, fuck, nobody fucked up.

So I was like, hey, I know all of my fuck up.

It's very complicated.

Okay, the bloopers are very complicated, y'all.

Sounds like it.

Well, I can bail them out of jail.

Glory

wasn't my job.

I just disappointed.

Disappointed.

I love that this is chapter 40.

Laser saw.

All right.

That was great.

Thank you for the Charles Bronson event.

But I do think it's like you just ran there and laser sawed.

Gotcha.

So just a little out of breath, maybe.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Laser saw.

Why?

Why?

I don't know.

What the fuck?

Because it's funny.

Look, it's funny.

I know.

We can all feel the funny.

Yes, I know.

I know.

But also, why?

I'm out here fucking murdering bad guys.

Like, I'm literally cutting them in the most funny way.

It's comedy.

All right.

Laser saw.

Sorry.

I don't think there's an unfunny way to do it in the recording situation.

All right.

It's all good.

Go recording.

It's going to be fabulous.

Go get me the barista.

Shit.

All right.

Hardcore.

Let's do this.

Hey, Schmoopy.

Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

Hated it.

Hope you guys haven't been murdered.

I can't say murdered.

It's my favorite thing.

Why can't I say it?

But this is, of course, not a normal situation.

It's not.

Tell me how far.

Sorry.

It's not.

No,

it's not.

It's not, Claudia.

And I'm not questioning it at all.

I think you know that.

I can't.

What are you talking about?

The punctuation.

And I am not questioning this.

She's like, no, no, no, it's not.

You're gay.

And again, thank you.

So is Fiona, incidentally.

Let's do that again.

I'm so sorry.

I did that just like William Shatner, and I hated it.

I shat myself.

My neural environment?

My neural environment?

I'm afraid there's a question that hovers.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Hoovers.

It hoovers over everything.

It's a question that's hoovering up everything.

Would have come.

Oh, God.

Earth's earthlings.

God.

I'm going to just take that second part.

What's sapphoning over there?

I don't know.

Earth's earthlings.

God.

Just have me say Earth over and over and over, and I lose the TH and just Earths.

You can do it.

You're doing a great job.

I'm, I'm, I believe in myself.

Creating all these earths and these earthlings would have had to start before earthlings even exist.

I'm sorry you have to say that.

What's going on?

Welcome to Earthling Fest, everybody.

So many times.

So many Earths.

How many Earths could an Earthling earth?

If an Earthling could earth Earth.

Oh, sorry.

God.

Earthlings, Earthlings, Earthlings, Earthlings, Earthlings.

That's all that's going through my mind right now.

You're doing a great job.

There's a lot more ease in this paradigm, though.

This is so awesome.

Thank you guys for letting me crash your recording session.

You're literally in the episode.

I know, but I wasn't scheduled for today.

I wasn't scheduled for today.

Thanks for letting me hang out, guys.

You work here.

I love the sisters episode.

Interesting.

Fiona, I'm going to have a look at you.

A look?

Kazzi grabs Fiona's face and turns her head sharply to the left, looking at her brain.

Sorry, I've run my face too hard.

How's your head?

No complaints yet.

Sorry.

It really hurts.

Actually, you know what?

While we're here, let's just go back and do that again, real quick.

Smart, smart.

Get both takes done.

Smart and noise.

Smart.

Smart, noise, smart, noise.

Thank you, everyone, for being here.

I love you all.

Oh, sorry.

We love you too.

A little late.

Just late.

What a pregnant.

What a pregnant pause that was.

Yeah.

I'm fine.

Okay.

Word, word, word, word.

Word, word, word.

Word.

Cool, cool, cool.

Word, word.

Hive.

All right.

So we're on page one.

We're just going to go for it.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

With the pepper.

Yep, with the pepper.

Must dude.

Hey, Tita.

Sorry.

That was perfect.

She just figured it out.

She's not going to be good.

Perfect.

In about a bajillion, nope.

In exactly one bajillion years.

I think, again, I'm always going to push for the

Wilhelm screen from Betty.

I'm not using the Wilhelm screen.

First of all, it's expensive.

Second of all, no.

So there.

All right.

Shelly, are you okay?

Yes.

Okay.

Sorry.

I heard a big thump noise, and I saw, I felt it looked like your closet was eating you for a second.

No, my, my,

I mean, it's a possibility.

She was like, did she find Narnia?

I do so much at that office.

I handle payroll.

I train the new hires.

I water the plants.

And it feels like nobody's even notices.

Try that again.

Yeah.

Nobody's even notices.

Nobody's even noticed.

Nobody's even noticed.

Welcome back, everyone.

I'm Kitty Caldwell here with Bram Frampton, and we will be your host for this most anticipated event in the multiverse.

Welcome back, everyone.

Damn.

Okay, fuck this.

There's your Vicki Lawrence blooper for everyone.

All right, so Aubrey, you might want to try turning off your camera, and that would reduce the amount of data that needs to come from you to us.

Okay, well, I think that's kind of rude, but

listen,

I hate it, but this is what happens.

What it all is.

Sorry, I have to do that again.

My stomach routed.

Can I take it from the bottom of 39?

Constant questions make me hungry.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Can I don't give me the light again, Casper?

Can I get the line again?

Are you sure they're serious?

You sure you want me to give you the line again?

That's your cue.

Billy Rose, you took all of my corn dogs.

That better?

And right before they were to participate, it.

Can I start this one again?

Yeah.

Effie, Effie came in too hard on that one.

She's taking over.

So I guess it's a good thing you're here, Sonny the Stack.

Holy shit, my Kindle just quit on me.

Thanks, Jeff.

I said accidentally, weird.

You lose that.

I said accidentally, accidentally.

She unloads

two shells.

I spelled 2-T-O.

What kind of idiot?

She unloads two shells.

We don't have time to take a break right now.

We're having a two-minute science meeting.

I approve that reading.

Oh, Jesus.

This reading approved by Julie Starr.

The Society of Bethanies.

What?

What?

What?

What?

I just look up and it's all.

I'm sorry.

I can't tell who those middle fingers are for.

There's everyone's on screen.

It looks like you're flipping off Tom, which, wow.

I mean,

Boom Boom makes her way across the bar.

She has a wooden leg.

Morning, ladies.

So I guess it's

that's amazing.

I think, could we go with Blunt?

Sure.

My name is Commandant Blunt of the Second Heritage.

I'm on an exposition.

Expedition.

Expedition.

Technically, we're all on an expedition.

Yeah, we are.

We are right now.

Please allow me to express my

fuck you.

She's done it.

Nice work, Ms.

Huggins.

Shit.

Higgins.

What did I say?

No men situation.

A no-man situation.

I'm out.

I'm calling it a dead.

Hope springs a kernel, Fiona.

Hope springs a curse.

What does that mean?

Don't worry about it.

Well,

where you have hope,

the future is like a seed

waiting,

waiting in the ground.

No, and hope is nourishing.

I'm surprised.

Hope the seed can become life.

It can become a life.

It's all staticychi.

How do I meet other people?

It's a treasure map.

You do not want me to do it that way.

I don't know.

I mean, I feel like maybe there's a stronger choice.

Sounds pretty strong.

Sounds like a challenge to me.

You got it.

Let's go.

At the pippo.

So, what is that?

It's a treasure map.

And they leave the user.

Okay.

Oh, sorry.

Who's going to cue you?

Who's going to cue you?

Everyone, say all of your lines at once.

It's a treasure map.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry.

I love how much laughing happens when I leave.

That's always encouraging.

Just keeping the ball in the air, baby.

And you know, we're going to have Brody in a bit of season five as well.

So hopefully, we can

make this.

Yeah.

I'll make sure

I like that.

I'll make sure and wash my blankets before that.

Oh, yeah.

Wash them blankets.

Mayonnaise, lots of mayonnaise.

We will now do a Susie pause.

Just a wall of Hellmans.

A wall of Hellmans.

The great wall of Hellmans.

Just looks like that upper shelf that is Jimmy John.

I just imagine him smiling so big.

Yeah, just looking around.

He's like, I got this.

I'm in my element.

Thank you.

Thank you for doing the pitch.

And Finley, thank you for surprising us with your presence here.

Sorry that it startled me.

So I'm like, why is Finley here?

Jump scared.

Jump scared.

Okay.

It's the effect I have on everyone, including my mother.

So it's fun.

I really thought Fiona was going to die.

This is so cool.

You thought she was going to die?

Yeah.

Wow.

Because last episode, I say something, something, and then Tita says, that kind of thinking will get you killed.

And then I go, I know.

And I thought that was Chekhov's, I know.

No, that was just mine.

Yeah.

None of you guys ever ask what's going to happen to you.

Huh?

I'm a little afraid to.

I know.

Because I feel like, I don't know, I feel like Labuza is somewhat of a tragic character, character, and I feel like she's heading towards some sort of tragic end, but I don't know if I want to know.

I feel like everybody's always treating me like I'm George R.R.

Martin.

Wow.

Wow.

Justice for Betty.

Who's killed Betty?

And Malu?

Yeah, Malu.

Justice for Betty.

Look at the anxiety that

you're instilling in your actor.

Even older Leif?

Okay, so out of like a whole bunch of characters, like three of them, John Wilkes Booth, we're gonna turn

it to John Wilkes Booth.

That's okay because the horse Minsky?

What?

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