Welcome to the Horizon Part 5: Trinkett's Trip

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Speaker 6 So here's something.

Speaker 6 What?

Speaker 6 What are we going to do during ski season?

Speaker 7 What do you mean, what are we going to do?

Speaker 6 I mean, what are we going to do?

Speaker 7 Yeah, but can you be a little more specific than that?

Speaker 6 Welcome to the Horizon Motel. Please let us know if you need more pillows or if your toilet sprouts tentacles and tries to eat you.

Speaker 8 you.

Speaker 8 Oh

Speaker 7 right.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 7 I mean honestly I'm usually a big fan of long-term thinking but I don't think I can see all the way to tourist season right now.

Speaker 6 Because of the comet that's going to hit us and destroy the Earth.

Speaker 7 A comet is not going to hit Earth. I wish you would stop saying that.

Speaker 6 I wish you would stop saying that.

Speaker 7 You're not listening to what Trinket told us.

Speaker 10 Are you?

Speaker 7 Yes, if anything, a comet is going to pass very close to Earth. It's not going to hit us.

Speaker 6 And when it passes...

Speaker 7 Yep, when it passes, it will

Speaker 7 quite possibly

Speaker 7 shower the Earth with dangerous debris that could have cataclysmic consequences.

Speaker 6 Listen to what optimism sounds like these days.

Speaker 8 I know.

Speaker 5 Hey, you two. Hey, Deidre.

Speaker 12 How are we doing?

Speaker 6 Frank's trying out optimism lately, and it's like he's wearing a funny hat all the time.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 12 Well,

Speaker 12 in keeping with that, I have a few things.

Speaker 7 Here we go.

Speaker 1 Let the games begin.

Speaker 12 I am also going to try and stay positive while delivering some

Speaker 14 stressful news. Okay.
Good luck.

Speaker 10 What's happening?

Speaker 12 We are experiencing a bit of a dip in the population.

Speaker 7 What do you mean?

Speaker 12 People are moving away.

Speaker 5 They are?

Speaker 12 Well, a lot of rental properties are owned by TJ, and I handle a lot of the rent collection and deposits for him. A lot of vacancies are opening up, so I started checking into it.

Speaker 12 Lots of people are leaving town.

Speaker 16 How many?

Speaker 12 Well, I don't know the exact number yet, but Eli the electrician is gone. Locksmith Andy is gone.
Shit. That's the only electrician and the only locksmith in town.

Speaker 6 Don't lose your keys, I guess.

Speaker 11 Basil is also gone.

Speaker 16 Basil.

Speaker 6 You know, Basil.

Speaker 6 And their tea.

Speaker 7 Oh, the tea shop. shop.
Yes.

Speaker 12 Closed down and moved to Boring, apparently.

Speaker 6 A tea shop in Boring.

Speaker 12 Get it? I don't know what happened to Dr. Lattice, but there was a note on her door saying, Living with the raccoons now.

Speaker 7 Raccoons?

Speaker 6 I have to say, I saw that coming.

Speaker 7 What was she a doctor of?

Speaker 11 Nobody knows.

Speaker 12 Also, Zivia's mom and Pepper's mom.

Speaker 18 Oh, Pepper.

Speaker 12 Who? Embarrassingly, for some people, I only know their dogs' names.

Speaker 7 How many altogether?

Speaker 12 Again, I don't know, but I am guessing about a hundred.

Speaker 5 Okay. Can you blame them?

Speaker 3 No, I guess not.

Speaker 12 Look, I think about getting out too, but I don't know. I feel like I'd be abandoning people.

Speaker 2 I get it.

Speaker 6 Not everybody's going to feel that way, do you?

Speaker 7 Honestly, maybe they're better off. I'm certainly not going to beg anyone to stay.

Speaker 7 If someone needs basic electrical work, just tell them to call me.

Speaker 6 If they lose their keys, tell them to go through the window.

Speaker 7 And if they need tea,

Speaker 7 fuck them. Tell them to drink coffee.

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 12 Speaking of which, I will come back with some coffee.

Speaker 6 Thanks, Deidre.

Speaker 7 Hey, Deidre.

Speaker 17 Yeah?

Speaker 7 Thank you for staying.

Speaker 12 Sure.

Speaker 7 Honestly, if I were her age, I would have left when Relentless Rick showed up.

Speaker 17 Oh.

Speaker 6 I think Deidre's got a few more reasons to stay than your average hood's pocket citizen.

Speaker 7 What? Because of TJ?

Speaker 6 I think Deidre's got a little thing for our local extraterrestrial.

Speaker 7 Deidre's got a thing for Verge.

Speaker 6 I think so.

Speaker 6 The vibe is out there. Can you feel the vibes?

Speaker 7 I try not to feel vibes. They're out there.
So, Deidre, our nice local barkeep, has a thing for Verge, the apparently quite dangerous space alien living at our motel.

Speaker 5 Correct.

Speaker 3 Well.

Speaker 7 That's not a train wreck waiting to happen at all, is it?

Speaker 5 Not at all. Oh, God, whatever.

Speaker 6 I had a prime opportunity to make an alien probe joke right there, and I abstained.

Speaker 11 Where's my Peabody Award?

Speaker 7 A grateful nation.

Speaker 6 Thanks you. Somebody should be getting laid, right? This is the end of the world.
Shouldn't people be sleeping with each other? Maybe I should call Tarvok.

Speaker 7 Oh my God, if you call Tarvok, I'm leaving town. Does he even have a phone? Don't you have to blow a mystic horn from a mountaintop for him to appear?

Speaker 13 Oh, he's got a horn, all right.

Speaker 7 Nope, stop. Desist immediately.

Speaker 6 Hey, here's something. It's 10 a.m.

Speaker 11 and nothing weird has happened yet.

Speaker 7 Do you know what you just did?

Speaker 6 I just jinxed it.

Speaker 7 You just jinxed it. Somebody had to.

Speaker 11 Nope.

Speaker 7 No, they did not.

Speaker 7 All right.

Speaker 7 You know what I'm going to do?

Speaker 7 I'm going to go talk to Trinket.

Speaker 17 Why?

Speaker 7 I don't know.

Speaker 5 I don't know.

Speaker 7 I think she's still a little messed up from our mushroom festival the other day. I'm going to check in, make sure she's alright.

Speaker 6 Normally I'd object, but I think you're kind of of right all right order me some oatmeal when deidre comes back what was that chocolate chip pancakes oatmeal whipped cream on top my god whatever

Speaker 24 uh morning frank hey doug hey um i heard that eli left yeah

Speaker 24 yeah so if you need some basic electrical i can probably do it uh okay uh he got all his supplies through the store so if you need wires and stuff i can get them oh that's great also um locksmith Andy.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 24 The guy who got me the change machine, he can also get me one of those automatic

Speaker 24 kiosks that makes keys for you. Really?

Speaker 24 It might take a couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Let's do that. Okay.

Speaker 24 I'll let you know when it's here.

Speaker 7 Thank you.

Speaker 7 Hey, Doug. Yeah.

Speaker 7 You seem more relaxed lately.

Speaker 7 Are you doing yoga or something?

Speaker 16 Oh, uh,

Speaker 24 honestly, I think everyone else in town is now at my usual anxiety level, so it just, it looks like I've calmed down.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 7 No, that sounds right. See ya.
Bye.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 7 We are going to be nice. We're going...

Speaker 25 to be supportive.

Speaker 7 We're not going to make fun of anything.

Speaker 7 Today, no promises. Tomorrow, here we go.

Speaker 7 Trinket!

Speaker 5 Hello.

Speaker 7 How are you doing?

Speaker 16 I'm alright.

Speaker 18 How are you?

Speaker 7 I'm good.

Speaker 8 I'm good.

Speaker 7 I was just talking to Deidre. Apparently, we're seeing some people leaving town.

Speaker 26 I think we expected that.

Speaker 7 Yeah, so I was thinking maybe we should get a meeting together over at the sheep's eye. People may want to leave, but won't be able to.

Speaker 7 Maybe we should try and and assure people that they'll be all right if they stay.

Speaker 26 I don't think I can do that today.

Speaker 4 Trinket, look,

Speaker 7 I know the experience at Cameron's house was rough, but I think you might feel better if you engage with people a little bit. You know, get out of your head.

Speaker 26 I've just taken some ayahuasca.

Speaker 26 Do you know what that is?

Speaker 7 Yeah, of course. I know what that is.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 26 I think a town meeting would be bad.

Speaker 7 Trinket, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 26 I've done this many times before, Frank.

Speaker 7 No, I'm sure, but you chose right now?

Speaker 26 I need some clarity.

Speaker 7 Some clarity.

Speaker 26 I'm losing focus, and I'm losing vision. I need some guidance, so I brewed some this morning and I just drank it.

Speaker 26 It's going to be be fine.

Speaker 7 Trinket, what's this going to do to you?

Speaker 26 I thought you knew what it was.

Speaker 7 I know it's what tech billionaires do at resorts. It's where they get their great ideas on how to fuck up society.

Speaker 26 That's a very pessimistic view, and I can't help that it's being misused.

Speaker 7 What's it going to do to you?

Speaker 26 I'm going to

Speaker 26 experience some visions

Speaker 26 and probably a bit of euphoria.

Speaker 26 What I see will be dictated by what I'm seeking.

Speaker 7 Which is what?

Speaker 26 I have a particular worldview.

Speaker 26 Things have begun to happen that are outside that worldview, and I need to

Speaker 26 expand my vision.

Speaker 26 I need a better understanding of the world as it changes.

Speaker 7 Right now, you need to do this? Absolutely.

Speaker 7 So while I'm out there dealing with all of the basic services disappearing from town, you're just going to be in here tripping your nuts off and communing with the spirits?

Speaker 26 Essentially, yes.

Speaker 7 You told me we were in this together, that the town was going to need both of us.

Speaker 26 I was serious about that.

Speaker 7 You in here talking to the ghost of Timothy Leary while I'm out there dealing with things is not us being in this together.

Speaker 26 Do you want some tea as well?

Speaker 26 It might help if we did this together. Drink it.
I'm feeling very lost, Frank.

Speaker 26 I need to do this.

Speaker 26 This is what I do when I feel lost.

Speaker 26 Everybody knows what it means when you disappear up the mountain for a few days. It's the same thing.

Speaker 26 Please don't be upset with me.

Speaker 7 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 18 Well, okay.

Speaker 7 Enjoy.

Speaker 7 If you happen to find the key to your enlightenment, be sure not to lose it because we don't have a fucking locksmith anymore.

Speaker 24 Oh shit. Oh shit.

Speaker 27 Excuse me, Frank. Oh shit.

Speaker 7 That didn't last long.

Speaker 7 What?

Speaker 7 Oh, that's great. Really great.
Wonder who's gonna have to clean that up?

Speaker 10 Did you see that?

Speaker 16 What?

Speaker 7 Somebody just crashed into the telephone pole.

Speaker 3 They did?

Speaker 7 They're still sitting there in their car.

Speaker 7 They are?

Speaker 7 What is this? What? Why do I have a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 7 What do you mean?

Speaker 7 What do you mean? What do I mean? Deidre brought me a turkey sandwich.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 7 I see. I see.
This is a fun joke. This is another one of your oatmeal jokes.
Noatmeal jokes!

Speaker 7 Wait, why do you have a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 13 What

Speaker 5 do you mean?

Speaker 7 You have a turkey sandwich, too.

Speaker 16 I do.

Speaker 7 What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know.

Speaker 19 I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 12 Frank?

Speaker 7 Deidre, what are you doing?

Speaker 12 I don't remember who ordered these.

Speaker 5 Do you...

Speaker 12 Do you remember who ordered these?

Speaker 7 Two turkey sandwiches?

Speaker 12 I think so.

Speaker 7 So, Deidre, it's 9:30 in the morning. Nobody in the history of the world has ordered a turkey sandwich at 9:30 in the morning.

Speaker 12 In the history of the world.

Speaker 13 I think those are ours.

Speaker 7 No, no, nope. No, they're not.

Speaker 7 What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 Are they not ours?

Speaker 7 We already have two turkey sandwiches that we didn't order.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 Frank, I'm.

Speaker 12 I must have, um,

Speaker 12 you know, I

Speaker 12 don't really know what happened. Um,

Speaker 12 let me take your order again.

Speaker 13 Two turkey sandwiches!

Speaker 7 Got it.

Speaker 2 No, coming right up.

Speaker 7 No, Deidre.

Speaker 26 I don't know about you, but I'm

Speaker 6 really looking forward to that turkey sandwich.

Speaker 7 There's literally one right in front of you. There is!

Speaker 13 That was fast!

Speaker 7 Wait a minute. What?

Speaker 7 I know that face. What face? That's your.
I'm trying very hard to conceal conceal the fact that I'm high

Speaker 7 face.

Speaker 13 I don't have that face.

Speaker 7 I am looking at it right now.

Speaker 7 I was gone for five minutes.

Speaker 11 John, where did you go? Where were you gone to?

Speaker 3 Shit.

Speaker 4 Can you get me

Speaker 6 a turkey sandwich?

Speaker 30 No.

Speaker 7 Deidre!

Speaker 12 Hey, Frank, um, here's your turkey sandwich.

Speaker 7 Stop with the

Speaker 7 Deidre.

Speaker 7 The bar is covered in turkey sandwiches. How many have you made?

Speaker 31 Um,

Speaker 12 was I supposed to count them?

Speaker 7 Why are people laying on the floor right now?

Speaker 12 Man, I don't know, but I get it.

Speaker 12 Do you ever just want to lay down?

Speaker 7 So this is what it's going to be today, huh?

Speaker 31 What?

Speaker 21 Deidre,

Speaker 7 why don't you go sit down and have a glass of water, okay?

Speaker 2 That

Speaker 12 sounds

Speaker 14 great.

Speaker 7 It's great. It's great.
Don't drive anywhere and don't do anything in the kitchen, okay?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'll be back. Okay, uh, Frank.
Yes.

Speaker 5 Do you

Speaker 12 do you know who made all these turkey sandwiches?

Speaker 8 I'll be back, okay?

Speaker 7 Big glass of water, Deidre.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 7 You.

Speaker 7 No, don't.

Speaker 7 Don't get breathy on me. Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 5 Don't do anything.

Speaker 5 You don't go anywhere.

Speaker 20 Don't do anything.

Speaker 7 So give me your keys.

Speaker 6 They're my favorite keys.

Speaker 7 Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 11 Have I ever told you that your shoes have little duck faces on them?

Speaker 7 Oh my god.

Speaker 27 Where'd these turkey sandwiches come from?

Speaker 7 God damn it.

Speaker 7 Trinket.

Speaker 7 Come out here, please.

Speaker 26 Okay, Frank.

Speaker 16 Look,

Speaker 26 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have sprung this on you.
I know we're in this together.

Speaker 26 I'm not good at coordinating things, so.

Speaker 7 The whole town is high.

Speaker 18 What?

Speaker 7 Yeah, this ridiculous drug you just took, are you feeling the effects of it?

Speaker 22 No.

Speaker 3 Is that strange?

Speaker 26 Yes.

Speaker 7 You took a drug and it made everyone else high.

Speaker 26 How is that even possible?

Speaker 7 If you ask, how is that even possible? I swear to God, drink it.

Speaker 16 Hang on.

Speaker 16 Oh,

Speaker 5 shit.

Speaker 7 Yeah, come on.

Speaker 26 Frank, there's no way I could have known this was going to happen.

Speaker 7 Sure, sure, whatever. We're going to go ahead and adopt a you break it, you fix it policy today.

Speaker 7 Hey, June.

Speaker 6 Drink it, drink it, check it out.

Speaker 19 Frank shoes,

Speaker 2 ducks. Am I right? Shit.

Speaker 11 Language.

Speaker 7 You need to figure out how to snap everyone out of this.

Speaker 4 It's not a hypnotic trance, Frank.

Speaker 26 I can't just snap my fingers.

Speaker 7 You've got to do something.

Speaker 26 They're just going to have to go through it.

Speaker 26 It's not poison.

Speaker 5 It might be good for them.

Speaker 7 Okay. On an individual level? Sure.
Whatever. But everyone in town going through it all at the same time?

Speaker 26 We don't know that it's everyone in town.

Speaker 7 I will bet you $5,000 that it's everyone in town.

Speaker 6 I'll take that action. Roll the dice.

Speaker 19 Rink it.

Speaker 26 Hey, Deidre.

Speaker 12 Here's your turkey sandwich. Oh.

Speaker 26 Sweetie,

Speaker 26 I'm a vegan, remember?

Speaker 12 Oh, um, oh, that's right.

Speaker 26 It's okay.

Speaker 12 I want to be vegan, like, so bad. I think.

Speaker 12 I think it would be good for me.

Speaker 26 I know.

Speaker 12 But then

Speaker 12 it's barbecue day.

Speaker 26 That's okay, Deidre. How about about we sit down? Okay.
I think you should probably eat this sandwich.

Speaker 12 I can do that. Yes.

Speaker 26 I think it's a good idea.

Speaker 26 And just

Speaker 26 sit here.

Speaker 26 Okay?

Speaker 26 Right here. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Forever.

Speaker 26 No, no, no, Deidre, just

Speaker 26 for a little while, okay?

Speaker 16 Okay, okay.

Speaker 12 Um,

Speaker 12 sounds

Speaker 5 good. Great.

Speaker 26 I think the majority of people in town are going to be fine, but

Speaker 26 there may be a few who are going to have a bad trip, so we need to check on as many people as we can.

Speaker 7 And if they're having a bad trip, what then?

Speaker 26 I've got something I can make back at the shop.

Speaker 26 It can help them keep them centered. It's going to take me a few minutes.

Speaker 7 Great. Great.
Okay, get to work. I'll start checking on people.
Okay.

Speaker 16 Frank, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 7 It's fine.

Speaker 21 Go.

Speaker 19 Trinket.

Speaker 5 We're going.

Speaker 6 Can you get me some pork rinds?

Speaker 8 Okay, hey.

Speaker 7 You, listen to me.

Speaker 11 I'm listening.

Speaker 4 Okay, stay here

Speaker 7 all day. Right here.

Speaker 6 Right here.

Speaker 5 Okay?

Speaker 6 Let's do it.

Speaker 7 You promise?

Speaker 6 I promise. I'm gonna pinky swear.
Let's pinky swear. Which one's been pinky?

Speaker 7 Never mind. Never mind.

Speaker 2 See it tonight. Pork runs.

Speaker 14 This sandwich.

Speaker 12 Oh my gosh, it's so good.

Speaker 12 Who made it?

Speaker 16 I'm going to the store!

Speaker 7 Uh, Verge?

Speaker 5 Hey, Frank.

Speaker 18 Hmm.

Speaker 32 Let me guess. Something weird is going on.

Speaker 7 Please tell me you're not hallucinating.

Speaker 32 I don't know. Are you really here talking to me?

Speaker 20 Yes. Then I guess I'm not.

Speaker 32 Elden, am I hallucinating?

Speaker 5 How the fuck would I know?

Speaker 13 Let's say no.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 8 Good.

Speaker 7 Are you um

Speaker 8 people

Speaker 7 affected by something called ayahuasca?

Speaker 32 Elden?

Speaker 33 There's no data available on that, but vapians are generally not susceptible to hallucinogens.

Speaker 5 Oh, yes.

Speaker 7 I am liking your planet more and more. I should visit there.

Speaker 5 It's a black hole now.

Speaker 7 All the more reason.

Speaker 32 Anything else you need to know, or are you just going door to door?

Speaker 5 I need your help.

Speaker 32 I'm sensing a pattern.

Speaker 7 I can explain more later, but everyone in town has been given a powerful hallucinogen.

Speaker 32 What the hell are we supposed to do about this, Frank?

Speaker 7 Well, I need you to help me check on people.

Speaker 20 Check on people?

Speaker 7 Yeah, make sure they're okay.

Speaker 32 You said hallucinogen. Have they been poisoned or something? No.

Speaker 11 Why are we checking on them?

Speaker 7 Because they could be going through a rough time.

Speaker 7 So? Okay, Verge. You have decided, at least for now, to make a home amongst people.
That implies certain things.

Speaker 7 Things like helping them out in a jam and checking on them when they are mysteriously dosed by an Amazonian hallucinogen. Work with me here.

Speaker 32 Fine.

Speaker 20 What am I doing?

Speaker 7 People are just going to be wandering around, so we have to track them down somehow.

Speaker 20 Do they all have phones?

Speaker 29 Phones? Yeah.

Speaker 7 For the most part.

Speaker 32 Eldon, locate everyone's phone and put them on a map or something.

Speaker 20 Sure.

Speaker 29 There you go.

Speaker 7 Holy shit. This is the whole town.

Speaker 20 Oh, look, Frank, there's you.

Speaker 7 This is disturbing.

Speaker 32 What, that I can instantly pinpoint your location on a map using a device that you assume is completely private?

Speaker 5 Oh, the shock.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 7 Seeing the map like this makes me realize this is going to be impossible to check on everyone.

Speaker 13 Ah, great.

Speaker 32 Then I guess we hang out here.

Speaker 5 Hey, do you want to drink?

Speaker 32 I've got some wasabi lubsmum from Feston.

Speaker 32 Best champagne in the galaxy.

Speaker 8 Let's do it.

Speaker 7 We need to do some triage.

Speaker 32 I'm beginning to understand why June makes fun of you all the time.

Speaker 7 There are some people in town that keep the place running more than others. We need to check on them.
Without them, the wheels come off the wagon.

Speaker 20 The wheels are on the wagon right now?

Speaker 7 Trinket's going to be fine. I mean, June, June has taken more trips in the woods than a near-sighted lumberjack.
So I'm not worried about her. Let's start with Doug and Deidre.

Speaker 20 The bartender?

Speaker 7 Yeah, you wouldn't think it, but this place would be be a mess without Deidre.

Speaker 7 Oh, shit. What? She went home.
We told her to stay put, and she went home. Okay.
Okay. I'm going to go check on Doug.
You check on Deidre.

Speaker 32 Okay.

Speaker 20 How do I do that? How do you do what? The thing you want me to do. How do I

Speaker 32 check on someone?

Speaker 3 You just...

Speaker 3 You just...

Speaker 23 You check on them.

Speaker 7 You make sure they're okay.

Speaker 1 But what do I do?

Speaker 7 Verge, you don't have to do anything. Make sure she's not doing anything stupid.

Speaker 1 Anything stupid? Oh my god.

Speaker 7 Okay, Verge, I get it.

Speaker 7 I get the whole high planes drifter thing, but I'm not buying that you don't know how to care about people. All right, call me if you need anything.

Speaker 7 Or no, wait, wait. How do I call you? Can I call you on that thing?

Speaker 34 Alvin, grab his fucking phone. Hello, Frank.

Speaker 33 I'm in your phone now.

Speaker 13 It's terrible in here.

Speaker 32 Talk into your phone and I'll hear you.

Speaker 20 Great.

Speaker 30 Who's there?

Speaker 30 Who's there?

Speaker 30 Oh.

Speaker 5 June?

Speaker 6 Flat dog?

Speaker 24 What are you doing here?

Speaker 19 I'm getting groceries for my Aunt Hilda.

Speaker 5 What are you doing?

Speaker 17 I

Speaker 34 work here.

Speaker 6 Right?

Speaker 5 Work?

Speaker 6 What

Speaker 6 do I do for work?

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 21 you.

Speaker 5 You work at the horizon.

Speaker 6 Yes!

Speaker 6 Yes, I do.

Speaker 11 So I'm

Speaker 6 gonna do some shopping.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 6 You're just gonna stay hiding behind the counter.

Speaker 24 Yes, I am.

Speaker 5 It's safe here.

Speaker 6 Okie dokie.

Speaker 7 I thought I told you to stay at the sheep's eyes.

Speaker 9 I'm shopping.

Speaker 8 And this couldn't wait until tomorrow?

Speaker 6 I've decided no.

Speaker 3 What could possibly be so important?

Speaker 6 I am taking some groceries to Aunt Hilda's house.

Speaker 1 Aunt Hilda? Yes. Great.
Good. Doug,

Speaker 6 I'm going to take these groceries.

Speaker 7 Please, please don't drive.

Speaker 6 It's right up the street. Uh-huh.

Speaker 5 Frank.

Speaker 6 You're doing a great job.

Speaker 4 I appreciate it, June.

Speaker 7 And

Speaker 7 you know, Aunt Hilda died five years years ago.

Speaker 6 Don't be ridiculous

Speaker 5 Doug

Speaker 18 oh um

Speaker 7 Frank? Hey Doug, where are you?

Speaker 18 Oh

Speaker 21 where are you?

Speaker 7 I'm

Speaker 7 I'm right here. I'm I'm at the door

Speaker 10 Were you followed?

Speaker 7 Followed by who

Speaker 22 You know who?

Speaker 2 No, I don't.

Speaker 5 I can hear it out there. What?

Speaker 7 Oh, God. No,

Speaker 7 Doug, don't tell me.

Speaker 24 A snow plow makes a very distinct sound, Frank Donald.

Speaker 7 Doug, you are the only one in town that doesn't know that.

Speaker 8 I've been hearing it all morning.

Speaker 7 Yeah, yes, I'm sure you have.

Speaker 24 It can't get me in here.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I guess that's true.

Speaker 7 So

Speaker 7 you're going to be fine, then?

Speaker 8 So

Speaker 24 what do I do?

Speaker 34 Do I spend

Speaker 5 my life in here?

Speaker 7 You're not going to feel this way forever, Doug.

Speaker 5 Well, I feel like I have spent my whole life in here.

Speaker 7 Nope, you haven't spent your whole life in here, Doug.

Speaker 7 I haven't. Doug, you go

Speaker 7 fly fishing twice a year and buck hunting every winter.

Speaker 23 Oh, yes. Yes, I do.

Speaker 16 Um

Speaker 24 but all that time I feel like mentally

Speaker 24 I have always been a resident of

Speaker 5 Peppercorn Shop and Go.

Speaker 24 When will I be set free of this place, Frank?

Speaker 7 Doug, you're not a prisoner. You can walk outside anytime.

Speaker 24 Oh, the snowplow is out there, Frank. I can feel it.
Doug,

Speaker 7 the shop and go is not a prison, and there's no snowplow outside.

Speaker 24 Not all prisons have bars, Frank.

Speaker 7 Doug, get up.

Speaker 5 But if it sees me... Get up!

Speaker 8 Fine.

Speaker 8 Can you hear anything?

Speaker 7 Nope, not a thing.

Speaker 10 Come on, let's go.

Speaker 21 Where are we going?

Speaker 7 We're going outside.

Speaker 21 No, I can't go outside.

Speaker 7 Do you want to spend your life in here? No.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 7 Well, occasionally, if we want to leave the house, we have to face the imaginary snowplows in our heads, Doug. Let's go.

Speaker 24 But they're very crafty. They can sneak up on you.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 7 Okay. Come on.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 8 Here we are. See?

Speaker 7 No problem.

Speaker 34 Oh my god.

Speaker 8 What?

Speaker 13 There it is.

Speaker 5 Doug.

Speaker 5 It's been hunting me all morning, and there it is.

Speaker 7 No, no, Doug, that's just a car. That's a car.
Someone crashed it into a telephone pole a few times and walked away, I guess.

Speaker 3 Shh.

Speaker 5 Don't let it know we're here.

Speaker 3 It's just a car.

Speaker 24 You know what, Frank?

Speaker 24 You know what?

Speaker 24 At a certain point,

Speaker 24 you just have to say,

Speaker 24 Enough is enough.

Speaker 24 All my life, I felt like there was something waiting for me right outside, but I could never see it.

Speaker 5 But look,

Speaker 24 there she goes.

Speaker 3 It's just a car.

Speaker 24 Enough is enough, Frank.

Speaker 21 Doug!

Speaker 33 Pardon me, Frank.

Speaker 33 I hate to interrupt because of how hilarious this is, but I thought I should alert you that someone you refer to as Edgy Steve has left the town limits and is wandering into the woods north of town.

Speaker 7 Oh, good. Wonderful.

Speaker 7 Wonderful.

Speaker 3 Can you call Trinket?

Speaker 13 Call in Trinket.

Speaker 7 Trinket,

Speaker 7 how's your magic potion coming along?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I don't care. Great.
Listen, I'm a little busy with Flat Doug right now, and apparently Steve is wandering into the woods north of town, so you're going to have to handle that one.

Speaker 7 Trinket, Steve is going to wander right off a cliff or something.

Speaker 7 Can you your cauldron on simmer and just go check on him, please?

Speaker 7 I. Yeah, no, I told you.
I'm busy with Doug.

Speaker 7 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 7 Who now has a baseball bat and is convinced that a car is a snowplow?

Speaker 7 Yeah, and he's hitting the car with the bat now.

Speaker 27 All destroying, but on conquering

Speaker 7 Yeah, that's correct. Yes, he is quoting Moby Dick.

Speaker 7 So, so, like I was saying, I'm a little busy right now, and you're going to have to handle Edgy Steve.

Speaker 7 You know, Doug, I hate to say it, but this seems to be working for you. So go ahead.
Just

Speaker 7 lean into it.

Speaker 27 I'll chase him round Good Hope and round the horn and round the Norway maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up.

Speaker 7 Yes, you will.

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Speaker 27 Deirdre.

Speaker 32 Deirdre, it's Verge.

Speaker 32 I'm here to check on you.

Speaker 32 Which is what people do when they live near other people. Or something.

Speaker 11 It's it's you.

Speaker 29 Hi.

Speaker 34 Oh,

Speaker 32 okay. Um hugging is fine.

Speaker 12 Hell hello. Your body is so

Speaker 34 cool.

Speaker 20 Thanks.

Speaker 12 I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 11 Sure.

Speaker 32 Hey, me too.

Speaker 32 Deirdre,

Speaker 32 do you maybe want to put some

Speaker 14 pants on? What?

Speaker 12 Well,

Speaker 14 you're half naked.

Speaker 12 Oh,

Speaker 12 right.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 12 I'm just so hot. Do I feel hot? I'm burning up.
Feel my head.

Speaker 2 Give me your hand.

Speaker 12 Feel.

Speaker 5 I'm burning up, right?

Speaker 26 You're very warm.

Speaker 12 I don't know what's going on. I think I'm gonna lay on the floor again.

Speaker 17 Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 Uh-huh.

Speaker 12 That's better. That's that's better.

Speaker 12 Well,

Speaker 22 yeah, there you are.

Speaker 29 Um,

Speaker 29 hey,

Speaker 32 you seem to be doing fine.

Speaker 12 No, come in, please. Please come in.
It is so great that you're here.

Speaker 32 Okay. Um,

Speaker 14 why is that?

Speaker 12 I mean, it's also terrifying because,

Speaker 12 yeah,

Speaker 12 it's you,

Speaker 2 you know. I

Speaker 22 don't.

Speaker 22 I don't.

Speaker 5 What? Oh, um, now,

Speaker 12 now I feel like I'm going to fall into the ceiling. Um, can you help me up?

Speaker 32 Yes, okay, sure.

Speaker 10 What are what are you doing here?

Speaker 20 I am am checking on you.

Speaker 16 Oh,

Speaker 2 well,

Speaker 12 that's very nice of you.

Speaker 22 That's not a problem.

Speaker 12 You're a very nice person.

Speaker 12 You seem nice.

Speaker 22 Thank you. Also,

Speaker 12 I mean, what the hell are you doing here?

Speaker 1 I just said.

Speaker 30 No,

Speaker 12 like,

Speaker 12 what are you

Speaker 12 doing

Speaker 30 here

Speaker 12 in town?

Speaker 12 You just kind of showed up and I'm sitting here thinking,

Speaker 30 what

Speaker 12 is happening?

Speaker 12 Who is this

Speaker 16 person?

Speaker 12 They're here

Speaker 11 in this

Speaker 12 place.

Speaker 12 Because you just,

Speaker 12 you seem so,

Speaker 28 I don't know.

Speaker 12 I don't know what the word is like, like you should live in Germany or something.

Speaker 12 And I can't concentrate. I mean, ever, I have a hard time concentrating ever.
And then the other day, I realized I had been sitting there for

Speaker 12 five minutes with the water running in the sink, just wondering what your

Speaker 12 deal

Speaker 12 was.

Speaker 20 I had

Speaker 32 no idea I was so distracting.

Speaker 12 Yeah, yeah, you did.

Speaker 22 Okay, maybe a little.

Speaker 12 You've got all these colors around you right now.

Speaker 12 They're pink and yellow and blue, and um.

Speaker 28 It's really beautiful.

Speaker 32 Deidre, um.

Speaker 12 I think I need to lay on the floor again.

Speaker 22 Oh, good idea.

Speaker 12 Apparently, everyone in town is high right now.

Speaker 12 No. Something in the water, I guess.
Um,

Speaker 12 you're not, though.

Speaker 20 That's right. I'm fine.

Speaker 12 Why is that?

Speaker 32 Oh, I usually don't trust the tap water in a new place, so.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 12 Where are you from?

Speaker 5 Nowhere, really.

Speaker 12 Oh, please don't do the mysterious stranger thing. I'm already so confused.

Speaker 32 My family

Speaker 32 was always moving around.

Speaker 32 And then after that, so was I.

Speaker 32 So it's hard to say that I'm from somewhere.

Speaker 16 Wait.

Speaker 12 Are you Romani?

Speaker 12 Is that what I've been picking up on?

Speaker 20 I don't know what that is.

Speaker 12 I need to find my phone.

Speaker 12 Am I hallucinating or is my house a wreck?

Speaker 32 You're not hallucinating.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 12 If I were my phone, I would be...

Speaker 20 Where?

Speaker 12 Is it by the door?

Speaker 13 Where's her phone?

Speaker 5 The windowsill.

Speaker 14 Here it is. Great.
Great, great, great.

Speaker 12 I want to show you something.

Speaker 12 Okay,

Speaker 12 everything is spinning.

Speaker 12 I still need to show you something, but on the couch. Sure, okay.

Speaker 12 I've got it saved.

Speaker 16 Hang on.

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 12 My phone looks so crazy right now.

Speaker 12 Here it is. Here it is.

Speaker 12 I was in Greece with my family, and there were these street musicians from Africa in this public square. You see them?

Speaker 31 Uh-huh.

Speaker 12 I started recording them, them, and after a while,

Speaker 12 ha there, see them? Uh-huh.

Speaker 12 These three women come up and start dancing to the music. And then more join in, and I thought it was so cool.
They're Romani, they're nomadic, they roam all over Europe and the Middle East.

Speaker 12 You're like them?

Speaker 32 A little sure.

Speaker 12 I showed this to my grandfather, who is old and a little racist, and he said, Don't ever go near those people. They can't be trusted.
And

Speaker 12 I don't know why he's like that.

Speaker 22 You

Speaker 5 can

Speaker 32 trust me.

Speaker 12 I know that I can.

Speaker 5 I

Speaker 12 really need to put my head in your lap.

Speaker 12 Oh

Speaker 12 okay.

Speaker 12 This is better.

Speaker 18 Um

Speaker 12 can you uh stroke my hair, please?

Speaker 22 Like

Speaker 22 this?

Speaker 12 That's that's that's great.

Speaker 12 I feel like I'm going to fall asleep, but um,

Speaker 12 I'm scared to

Speaker 15 just pretend you already are.

Speaker 12 Is this a dream?

Speaker 12 I don't want it to be.

Speaker 22 I don't either.

Speaker 22 Steve,

Speaker 22 Steve, are you out here?

Speaker 5 Hey,

Speaker 5 here you are,

Speaker 5 Steve.

Speaker 26 how are you feeling?

Speaker 15 Fine.

Speaker 26 Something got into the drinking water. I think that's what we're going with.

Speaker 26 So everyone's going through a pretty strange time right now.

Speaker 26 How are you doing?

Speaker 15 I've been high since I was 13 years old, Drank It.

Speaker 12 It's it's kind of just a Tuesday for me.

Speaker 12 Okay.

Speaker 15 You have a name for this place, right?

Speaker 5 For this glade?

Speaker 31 Um, yes.

Speaker 5 I did.

Speaker 26 It's a

Speaker 26 glade of wishes.

Speaker 26 I would come here and express things I wanted.

Speaker 15 Express them to who?

Speaker 26 To

Speaker 26 you really want to talk about this right now, Steve?

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 26 The triple goddess and the great horned god.

Speaker 5 Who are they?

Speaker 5 They are

Speaker 26 embodiments of the duality of life.

Speaker 26 That's that's the best way to put it, I guess.

Speaker 5 Are they real?

Speaker 5 Steve,

Speaker 26 I don't know what's real anymore.

Speaker 15 Is there really a comet heading for Earth?

Speaker 5 I don't know, Steve.

Speaker 7 Maybe

Speaker 28 I think

Speaker 15 I think maybe I shouldn't have spent so much of my life making sure that skiers had enough weed and meth, Trinket.

Speaker 26 Maybe?

Speaker 22 It.

Speaker 15 It kind of just happened to me.

Speaker 26 I know the feeling.

Speaker 5 Do you ever feel that way?

Speaker 15 Like your life just kind of happened to you?

Speaker 5 I

Speaker 26 had to make a lot of conscious decisions to be who I am, Steve.

Speaker 26 A lot went into the making of Trinket Coralie. I wasn't born like this.

Speaker 26 Then again, my parents traveled with a Renaissance fair nine months out of the year, so I guess it's not much of a surprise that their daughter wound up being a witch on the top of a mountain.

Speaker 28 I heard you were a goth in middle school.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I was.

Speaker 15 I bet you were pretty cool.

Speaker 5 Honestly,

Speaker 22 I was.

Speaker 26 Cheerleaders were scared of me.

Speaker 5 It was

Speaker 26 pretty fun.

Speaker 26 What were you in middle school?

Speaker 15 I never showed up for middle school.

Speaker 15 So I guess I was that kid that parents told their kids not to hang out with.

Speaker 28 I guess that was me.

Speaker 15 Cautionary tale.

Speaker 28 Trinket.

Speaker 15 What if the world comes to an end and that's all I ever did?

Speaker 15 I thought I'd have more time than this.

Speaker 26 Steve,

Speaker 26 I think if you'd spent your whole life being an ideal citizen, then right now you'd be saying, Damn, why didn't I do more drugs?

Speaker 28 Yeah,

Speaker 5 yeah, I guess.

Speaker 26 That's the duality of life I was talking about.

Speaker 26 Always wishing for the other thing.

Speaker 26 People who kept it simple worry they were too lazy. People who achieve a lot worry they never took the time to slow down.
It's kind of a no-win situation.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 28 What about you?

Speaker 15 Are you happy with what you've done with your life?

Speaker 26 See,

Speaker 26 that's the trap, Steve. Am I happy with what I've done? With who I've become?

Speaker 26 Implying you made mistakes along the path, that

Speaker 26 there was some right way or some wrong way.

Speaker 26 Those things are impossible to know.

Speaker 26 There's a whole host of spirits out there. They can haunt your dreams and keep you awake at night, rattle the dishes in your cupboards.

Speaker 26 None of them are as terrifying as the ghost of the life we didn't lead.

Speaker 15 And if those gods of yours are real,

Speaker 15 is that what they would say to me right now?

Speaker 26 I don't know what they would say,

Speaker 26 but

Speaker 26 I know

Speaker 26 they put me in this glade with you right now.

Speaker 26 And I'm thankful for that.

Speaker 26 Have you eaten anything today?

Speaker 15 No, I I forgot.

Speaker 5 Well,

Speaker 26 there's about nineteen turkey sandwiches back at the sheep's eye. How about we go and get you one?

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 yeah,

Speaker 5 okay.

Speaker 5 Hey, uh

Speaker 15 since we're in the Wishing Glade,

Speaker 15 you want to make a wish?

Speaker 26 No more wishes.

Speaker 26 I've got everything I need.

Speaker 4 And Hilda!

Speaker 6 And Hilda, come on out. I got you some groceries.

Speaker 6 Hilda, come on. I climbed to the top of this God-forsaken hill.
Let's go.

Speaker 18 Fuck.

Speaker 10 You're dead.

Speaker 10 Shit.

Speaker 6 Well, at least I don't have to go grocery shopping.

Speaker 12 Hey, thanks for checking on me.

Speaker 32 It was

Speaker 32 an experience.

Speaker 12 Look, I've embarrassed myself quite a few times in my life. I'm sure that's not a surprise, but

Speaker 12 this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. So it would be great if you could say something that makes it less so.

Speaker 32 You have nice legs.

Speaker 14 That's

Speaker 12 literally the opposite of what I just asked you to do.

Speaker 32 Well,

Speaker 32 it's hey, it's no problem that you threw up for an hour.

Speaker 2 That's fine. Worse.
Worse. That's worse.

Speaker 32 I'm sorry. This is new for me.

Speaker 11 What is

Speaker 20 any of this?

Speaker 12 Well, you'll get the hang of it, okay?

Speaker 23 Thanks. Hey, welcome back, everyone.

Speaker 7 Hope you enjoyed your trip.

Speaker 7 All right, well, anyway, come on, come on inside. There's turkey sandwiches for everyone.

Speaker 29 Hello.

Speaker 21 Oh!

Speaker 21 Hello!

Speaker 5 Hey.

Speaker 8 Hey.

Speaker 7 How's Aunt Hilda?

Speaker 2 Still dead.

Speaker 8 Right. But

Speaker 6 I'm sure she's flattered that I still think of her.

Speaker 6 Why is Doug beating a car to death with a baseball bat?

Speaker 7 I think the drugs have worn off, and now he's just getting it all out.

Speaker 5 Good for him. Yeah.
Give him help, Doug.

Speaker 6 You know what's crazy.

Speaker 6 I really want a turkey sandwich right about now.

Speaker 7 Well, then you've come to the right place.

Speaker 4 Make way, you drug fiends.

Speaker 5 Hello.

Speaker 4 Trinket.

Speaker 7 Looks like we all made it through unscathed.

Speaker 5 I'm glad.

Speaker 26 I found this one wandering in the woods.

Speaker 5 Frank,

Speaker 5 I'm a drug dealer. I know.
And that's okay. It's not.

Speaker 10 Thanks.

Speaker 5 I'll see you inside.

Speaker 7 Good talk, friend. Okay.

Speaker 10 You coming?

Speaker 32 Frank, you didn't hallucinate.

Speaker 5 I know. Why not?

Speaker 7 Well, neither did Drinket.

Speaker 32 She took the drug, though, right?

Speaker 5 Yes.

Speaker 29 And then

Speaker 32 everyone got high except for the alien from outer space, moi.

Speaker 25 And you.

Speaker 7 I'm sure there were other people that weren't affected.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 7 You coming in?

Speaker 5 In a minute.

Speaker 8 All right.

Speaker 32 I smell something.

Speaker 34 funny with that one.

Speaker 33 I've been smelling it much longer than you have.

Speaker 5 Really?

Speaker 29 Elden, have you been holding out on me?

Speaker 33 I had to do a deep search of several archives in two galaxies. It's been taking me a while.

Speaker 32 Whoa, what were you searching for?

Speaker 33 Precedent.

Speaker 20 And

Speaker 33 do you remember at the house full of mushrooms when I scanned his lungs for spores?

Speaker 32 Yes, obviously.

Speaker 33 There weren't any.

Speaker 32 Spores?

Speaker 9 Verge.

Speaker 34 there, weren't any lungs.

Speaker 20 My goodness,

Speaker 33 I was searching for an explanation.

Speaker 33 I didn't find one.

Speaker 32 Let's keep this between us for now.

Speaker 33 Excellent idea.

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