Vancouver, Eddie Murphy, Being Clean | Monday Morning Podcast 11-17-25

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Speaker 1 Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

Speaker 1 November 16th, 2025. What's going on? Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 How's it going? Ah, geez.

Speaker 1 Oh, Billies, back in LA.

Speaker 1 Go fuck yourselves.

Speaker 1 I did my last acting gig of the year.

Speaker 1 Fucking psych, dude.

Speaker 1 I was up in fucking Vancouver.

Speaker 1 I was in Vancouver for a couple of weeks up there. Oh, geez.

Speaker 1 Very expensive city.

Speaker 1 You know, it's like if you took Seattle and you gave it like a sense of purpose. That's what Vancouver is.

Speaker 1 No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 Vancouver was Seattle,

Speaker 1 but like it definitely looks like a little bit like a Godzilla movie. You know what I mean? There's a big Asian population there, and I think that it influenced the architecture in a good way.

Speaker 1 But I've been watching a lot of Godzilla movies lately because my son got a Godzilla

Speaker 1 action figure thing, and he didn't know what it was. He thought it was like a dinosaur.
I'm like, dude, it's not a dinosaur. Godzilla is Godzilla.

Speaker 1 Like Lenny Bruce is like, I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.
Like Godzilla is like, I'm not a dinosaur. I'm Godzilla.
Like, that's what I'm saying. Right out of the gate.

Speaker 1 A fucking minute into this podcast. What?

Speaker 1 I said it.

Speaker 1 I'll say it again. You know, people think they're disrupting everything.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 1 Fucking Godzilla's not a dinosaur. Come at me, bro.

Speaker 1 And all this other dumb shit that people say on the internet.

Speaker 1 I can't come at you. I don't know who you are.
I don't know where you are.

Speaker 1 Maybe that's the joke, right? Is that what the joke is? People are acting like they're being tough, even though they're hiding.

Speaker 1 Bill, maybe you could just read the comment and laugh and not be so fucking literal. Aren't you a comedian, you fucking freckled cunt?

Speaker 1 So we've been watching, yeah, so

Speaker 1 you know, he goes to look at Godzilla and it's the modern shit. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this modern Godzilla shit.
Fucking Fucking CGI, it's not even there.

Speaker 1 Bunch of actors staring at tennis balls, going, oh,

Speaker 1 Godzilla. No, fuck that.

Speaker 1 Fuck that.

Speaker 1 I want original Godzilla. A five foot six Japanese guy in a fucking Barney the Dinosaur suit stomping on a little city.
That's what the fuck we're starting with. And we did.

Speaker 1 It was the one where there was Robot Godzilla. We watched it last night.
Robot Godzilla versus

Speaker 1 this Robot Godzilla that only worked if they killed this woman and turned her into a robot. And then somehow she's also still a person because she can cry in the end, which she did.

Speaker 1 I got to give it up to her. She got there.

Speaker 1 You know, it was a great acting performance. I did not expect that level of acting in a Godzilla movie.
There's also a dude in there that's sort of a nod to Albert Einstein, I felt.

Speaker 1 And then there's one guy, guy, he's wearing this gray

Speaker 1 three-piece suit with this killer black and white tie. And I just kept saying to Nia, we had movie night last night, I kept going, look at that fucking suit.

Speaker 1 He had the Jack Lord Hawaii 5-0 haircut. All the guys in the thing had that.
So anyway, we watched that Godzilla.

Speaker 1 And then there was also another sort of dinosaur-looking thing. Thing was weird.

Speaker 1 It would like talk all this shit and then when Godzilla would come to it, it would turn its back on Godzilla and like add this extra thing with its tail, like a sail, and it would start like fucking basically twerking sideways, which would create

Speaker 1 such like a,

Speaker 1 it was like the butterfly flapping its wings, except it was a dinosaur, and Godzilla would like roll away.

Speaker 1 It was fucking fantastic. And I used to watch all of those movies, Godzilla versus Gamera, Godzilla versus the Smog Monster.

Speaker 1 they used to have this thing on WLVI TV 56 in Boston Massachusetts greater Boston too and it was called creature feature

Speaker 1 on Saturdays Saturdays and I saw all you know the 50 foot attack of the 50 foot man or whatever

Speaker 1 creature from the black lagoon all of that shit Frankenstein Dracula movies, werewolf movies, and then they were really popular. And then Creature Feature became Creature Double Feature.

Speaker 1 Creature Double feature

Speaker 1 on a Saturday so I would watch cartoons all morning

Speaker 1 and then in the afternoon you I would I would watch one of those creature feature movies and they would always have like a host do they have a host

Speaker 1 I can't remember I gotta look that's like some shit you know

Speaker 1 when you're feeling like nostalgic you just look it up and somebody somehow taped it and fucking posted it

Speaker 1 and you just think like who who

Speaker 1 taped that?

Speaker 1 And there's no way the person who actually, well, I watched it, but I didn't have the ability to tape it. So whoever taped it had to at least be 20 years old, 50 years ago.
They're probably dead.

Speaker 1 And some kid went through their VHS tapes and just posted all of it. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so I was up there. I got to give a shout out to some places where

Speaker 1 I went and I got coffee. All right, these were the three best places, and they all treated me great, and all of their coffee was fucking delicious over there.
Let me get them.

Speaker 1 Okay, there was Nepotism.

Speaker 1 There was

Speaker 1 Revolver

Speaker 1 was fantastic.

Speaker 1 I went to

Speaker 1 Timberland.

Speaker 1 Oh, hang on a second. And then the last one.

Speaker 1 The last one

Speaker 1 was

Speaker 1 OIDE, which interestingly enough is high in Japanese. And they just were not fucking around.
They had like two things on the menu, an espresso, and then like espresso with coffee. Like, and just like,

Speaker 1 it was just no bullshit. They built their own furniture.

Speaker 1 There was a couple of croissants, but other than that, they just did coffee, and that was amazing. And

Speaker 1 I have to tell you, on Hastings

Speaker 1 and the greater area of Hastings, all of those fucking junkies, everybody doing, what do they call it? The

Speaker 1 Fetty fold, the fentanyl.

Speaker 1 That was fucking heartbreaking to see all of that stuff. I just kept thinking, like, that's somebody's daughter, that's somebody's son, or brother, father, mother, or whatever.

Speaker 1 It's a fucking epidemic, man.

Speaker 1 A lot of people, a lot of people in pain

Speaker 1 doing that shit to their body. Fuck.
And it was like raining the whole week. And these fucking people are outside.
Dude, there was a guy nodding off in the middle of the street.

Speaker 1 Like he, he, like, we had a red light and he was trying to make his way across the street and he didn't get there. And then people started driving.
I had to put the window down.

Speaker 1 I said, hey, buddy, you're in the street. Get on the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 Shit was fucking

Speaker 1 bananas. But I will tell you this, though.
When we got outside of that, I saw a little bit of the little Italy area. I went down,

Speaker 1 I guess, the peninsula south of the main downtown area. I went over there when I went to that coffee shop, that OIDE

Speaker 1 coffee shop.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 then the first day when I did the fitting and all of that to see, you know, what clothes you're going to wear, what costume you're going to have for your shoot, I was in the

Speaker 1 north of the city. That one went over the bridge and everything.
But what a beautiful goddamn city and great people.

Speaker 1 And I hope all those people get off drugs. Or I hope they do something to help these people get off drugs because, dude, it was fucking

Speaker 1 bananas.

Speaker 1 Like it had me looking up, like, how the fuck can you stay in that position?

Speaker 1 Like, how come your legs don't give out too? And it wasn't like a heroin, the heroin lean.

Speaker 1 You know, heroin lean was always sort of like bend at the knees and start to go down, and then you would always go come back up again.

Speaker 1 This is just folded over at the fucking waist,

Speaker 1 um, like the beginning of yoga class.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know,

Speaker 1 I've never seen anything

Speaker 1 like that. And that includes downtown LA.
I mean, this shit was like miles and miles and miles of this shit.

Speaker 1 But having said that, it's also a really expensive city to live in.

Speaker 1 And the food was fucking fantastic. The coffee was great.
And the people were great.

Speaker 1 I went to a diner that I liked up there too called

Speaker 1 Templeman.

Speaker 1 I remembered that because that was the same name of the producer on the Van Halen records early on, Ted Templeman.

Speaker 1 Templeman Diner, which was hilarious.

Speaker 1 I went there a couple times and

Speaker 1 the second time I went there,

Speaker 1 I was across the street because I wasn't quite sure where it was. I got the hiccups again.
I ate too fast.

Speaker 1 Anyway, and I looked and I didn't realize that it's right next to an adult video store and it has this sign in the window,

Speaker 1 you know, like since 1975, 50 years, the number one adult video shop in Vancouver.

Speaker 1 It was

Speaker 1 pretty amazing. I was kind of like, well, you guys must, so that you've gone through like from peep shows

Speaker 1 to VHS tapes to contemplating laser disc. Like is it gonna, is this the way we go?

Speaker 1 Then to DVD

Speaker 1 and then to like digital to like, I don't know what they're, I don't know what they're renting now. To sort of all of that stuff for like the

Speaker 1 hipster incel

Speaker 1 who likes to consume

Speaker 1 their porn. I have to be honest with you, the fucking incel thing.

Speaker 1 I mean, just call yourselves what you are. Just call yourselves quitters.

Speaker 1 You know, Jesus fucking Christ.

Speaker 1 You just gonna tap out?

Speaker 1 You're gonna tap out and blame pussy? How are you gonna blame pussy when you don't even have it in your fucking life? What the f?

Speaker 1 I actually think some of the shit that they say is misogynistic

Speaker 1 as some of the shit that I've said on stage, like it's

Speaker 1 like the incels, like how they view women, like if

Speaker 1 there was a comedian version of that before I went on stage, I would be in the back of the club pacing going, I can't follow this.

Speaker 1 I mean, I make fun of women, but at the end of the day, I fucking love them.

Speaker 1 So I like to think that that's underneath the bullshit that I'm saying. Or you understand that the issue has nothing to do with them.
It's really me just projecting my bullshit onto them.

Speaker 1 But their shit, my God.

Speaker 1 I would even say the people of Saudi Arabia would be like, hey, man, fucking take it easy a little.

Speaker 1 That's what I've learned. I will never forget that lesson that I learned in 2025.
Sell them missiles. Do not tell them jokes.

Speaker 1 And you will be just fine. You will have no problem with the people that care.

Speaker 1 Anyway, I'm finally past my phantom limb here with

Speaker 1 the no baseball.

Speaker 1 Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the crowd.
Bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth game seven of the fucking World Series. How did you not score? He couldn't get out of his fucking glove.

Speaker 1 And then he threw it home.

Speaker 1 A little off the plate, but the guy got his spike on the fucking plate before you scored.

Speaker 1 I just pictured Joe Carter watching that game going, why don't you just hit a fucking home run and end this thing?

Speaker 1 If somebody just hit a fucking home run, then no one would be whining about the fucking

Speaker 1 third base coach or the guy on third. Why was his fucking lead so shit? Because it's fucking game seven.

Speaker 1 And you don't want to get picked off a third base? You don't want to get caught in a rundown? You don't want to make the final fucking out. You don't want to do that shit.

Speaker 1 Because the third base coach, someone, and all those other cunts could have hit a fucking home run, and they didn't.

Speaker 1 They didn't. Dude, you know what I would have done? You know what I would have done after that ninth inning if I was a Blue Jay in the bottom of the 10th? I just would have hit a fucking home run.

Speaker 1 We were shooting at one point in this,

Speaker 1 that's what they say in the business. When we were on set,

Speaker 1 we were walking by, we were shooting on a college campus, and there was this music room.

Speaker 1 These kids were jamming down there, you know, kid on drums, guitar, and you know, every other instrument you could think of. And then, like, the last day I was there, they had this juggling class.

Speaker 1 I would fucking do that in a second.

Speaker 1 First of all, learn how to juggle bowling pins, but then to do it with like somebody else to learn how to do that shit. That's good for your brain.

Speaker 1 Like, if I was like running some halfway house for fucking

Speaker 1 recovered, like, Fenty-fold old people, you know, who had no back muscles whatsoever, but the most flexible hamstrings in the business, I would

Speaker 1 like let's get some of you. Let's get your brains back here.
All right. We're all going to go up to the plate.
We're going to bat left-handed, and then we're going to learn how to juggle.

Speaker 1 That's what we're doing today.

Speaker 1 I don't want to. Yeah, you want to go back on the street and fold in half like a fucking lawn chair? I didn't think so.
Pick up your ball and dicks!

Speaker 1 It's like he was helping them, but it was also abusive. So it was kind of, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Some days I used to leave work thinking like, I think what Bill was a little hard on those Fenty-fold old people.

Speaker 1 You know, there was a greatest generation. Will this be like the most wasted generation?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Sorry, bad joke.
It's a bad joke.

Speaker 1 What do you want from me?

Speaker 1 The Pats win again. Patriots eight in a row.
Boston Bruins fucking eight in a row. I don't know what we did with that last game.

Speaker 1 It's a good time. It's a good time, you know? Jason Tatum out for the year.

Speaker 1 Whatever. What am I going to complain? Yes.

Speaker 1 What am I going to bitch? Of course.

Speaker 1 What am I going to bring somebody down

Speaker 1 with my negative attitude? Absolutely. It's what I do.
It's what I do. It's why I'm here.

Speaker 1 You know, and that's such an uplifting, it's a powerful moment when you realize what your destiny is. I'm here to ruin your brunch with my comments.

Speaker 1 That's why God made me.

Speaker 1 God looked down on the earth and he anticipated brunch coming. Because when I was born,

Speaker 1 back in 1968,

Speaker 1 there was no, I don't think there was any brunch. I don't think brunch existed.
You know what they just remind me of? I watched that Eddie Murphy documentary last night.

Speaker 1 That guy is so fucking ridiculously talented, okay? Not only like,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 Oscar-level actor, one of the greatest comedians of all time, one of the greatest impressionists of all time.

Speaker 1 And when he does voices, it's like Mel Blanc, where you don't, he comments, he goes, you don't hear my voice in it at all. And there's this thing towards the end, he's playing like blues guitar,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 like he's singing in this voice.

Speaker 1 He sounds like John Lee Hooker,

Speaker 1 like somewhere around that, like range. And it doesn't sound like him at all.
He sounds fucking

Speaker 1 incredible.

Speaker 1 It was just an incredible documentary because I've seen his whole career.

Speaker 1 I think I kind of missed

Speaker 1 1980. I was only 12 when he got on SNL, so I wasn't up that late.
But I remember I had started buying comedy albums

Speaker 1 and I had bought like the Richard Pryor ones.

Speaker 1 Then I went to George Carlin,

Speaker 1 and then Eddie Murphy had this album that came out. It had two different album covers.

Speaker 1 I had it on vinyl, and on the vinyl one,

Speaker 1 he was smiling, he had a rose behind his ear.

Speaker 1 And then, like, I feel like they re-released it after he blew up.

Speaker 1 It might have been recorded at the comic strip, too. I'm not sure.
I forget.

Speaker 1 I got that album still somewhere,

Speaker 1 somewhere around here.

Speaker 1 So, whenever that was, and I remember being

Speaker 1 in seventh grade, like in 1982 or something like that,

Speaker 1 and being in my math class, I still remember this, and I remember, I had memorized because I listened to it so many times. He was doing, he did a bit about,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 somebody getting hit by a car in Brooklyn

Speaker 1 and some, you know, crazy homeless guy who didn't see it, but pretended like he saw the whole thing.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, Gad. I synced it.
I synced the whole thing. I remember I saw it.
I remember I had the whole fucking bit down, and I was doing it and making this kid laugh his ass off.

Speaker 1 I was just telling him the bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I told you guys that. I used to fucking do my paper route in the morning

Speaker 1 and I would be doing the routines out loud on my bike, pretending I was in front of my whole school on stage.

Speaker 1 And for some reason, I still wasn't able to be like, hey, Bill, maybe that means you want to be a comedian.

Speaker 1 But it didn't seem possible. It's not like you guys with your goddamn camera phones and your video and all of that shit.

Speaker 1 It was just like, you know, the only person that had a camera was like your dad or your mom, you know? And they broke it out like twice a year, like once on your birthday and once once on Christmas.

Speaker 1 And maybe, I don't know, if you had like a fucking barbecue or some shit, they would take it.

Speaker 1 Very rare. Or your grandparents came to town.
All right, everybody, let's gather around, take a picture.

Speaker 1 The film would sit in the camera for like a year and a half. And then finally, you'd get through the roll.
Then they'd get it developed. And then you'd have to take out a projector.

Speaker 1 put this we used to do slide we'd have slide like one of those little machines

Speaker 1 and you press the button and go

Speaker 1 and it'd become like a fucking view master.

Speaker 1 Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, I'm fucking old. So to sit down and watch that thing

Speaker 1 and have them slowly go

Speaker 1 through like his

Speaker 1 childhood and then

Speaker 1 take you through his whole career was really amazing. And

Speaker 1 of course, you know, one of my favorite parts was when he talks about Charlie, even though I thought I wanted him to talk longer about it, but

Speaker 1 just seeing Charlie and watching him telling those stories, that guy was so goddamn funny. And so much of what made Charlie Murphy funny was him just being Charlie Murphy.
Like he wasn't.

Speaker 1 So many times I remember he would tell me something

Speaker 1 and he was telling it to me sincerely. And I would just be on the ground laughing.
And then he would, then he would laugh. He would sort of think about what he said, like the way I was laughing.

Speaker 1 It would kind of make him think about what he just said.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I'm so thankful for that that Dave and Neal got me on Chappelle's show, and then I met him, and then Donnell came up with that idea for the Rich Bitch tour for us all to go out.

Speaker 1 And that's how I became friends

Speaker 1 with him. And

Speaker 1 out of all this shit in my career, all the fucking people I've met, Charlie Murphy

Speaker 1 is at the the top of the list as far as just like

Speaker 1 one of the coolest, most interesting, just like characters I've ever met in my life. I still miss that guy.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so it was great to see

Speaker 1 him in that and Eddie talking about him and all that, even though it was like, you know, sad hearing him say that he missed his brother, obviously. But it was just cool

Speaker 1 just to hear his voice and hear him telling those stories.

Speaker 1 That was another thing, too, is you guys, you know, you got the

Speaker 1 Charlie Murphy True Hollywood stories.

Speaker 1 Like, I have six other ones that they never, that I can still remember that he told me.

Speaker 1 You know, that those are obviously his stories, so I'm not going to tell them. But, like, we would be like.

Speaker 1 You know, in the car riding to the gig, and he would just start telling these fucking stories. And I would just be, it was so fucking surreal

Speaker 1 and i was just like it wasn't one of the most surreal times of my life where

Speaker 1 i had done the show and i came on in the second season so it was just starting right before it blew up

Speaker 1 the chappelle show and i remember walking down the street

Speaker 1 and i was in the first time i heard people quoting the show and i was walking behind them and they were quoting something that i was on set and saw dave say like six six months earlier, and then it came out, and then they were doing it.

Speaker 1 Oh, I told you that I was at Bonnaroo

Speaker 1 in Tennessee.

Speaker 1 We were doing stand-up there. Oh my God, that gig fucking sucked.
I mean, it was good money and everything, but like they had stand-up in this air-conditioned tent.

Speaker 1 It was the only thing that was air-conditioning, and it was fucking hot as hell. You know, all these kids had partied too much, took too much of this, or whatever, smoked too much of that.

Speaker 1 And And so many of them went into the air-conditioned tent to just recover.

Speaker 1 So the place was like packed, but nobody was fucking listening. People like sunstroke or whatever the fuck they smoked or did.

Speaker 1 And you just began.

Speaker 1 It was me. Voss was hosting.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 oh, God, just eating your fucking ball. So anyways, later on that night,

Speaker 1 I went to go see this band Praxis or something like that. I had Bernie Royale, Rest His Soul, was on keys, Brain was on drums, and I forget who else

Speaker 1 was there.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to see this band,

Speaker 1 and I'm waiting, okay? And when this giant tent

Speaker 1 at night, and the fucking lights go down,

Speaker 1 and you know, people anticipating that the band's going to come.

Speaker 1 And I just hear this,

Speaker 1 somebody yell out,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 1 And then somebody else on the other side goes, yeah.

Speaker 1 And then the last person, somebody else, goes,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 And I literally got chills.

Speaker 1 I was, I can't fucking believe this. This is crazy.
So,

Speaker 1 um,

Speaker 1 anyway, so fast forward, then the show blows up. Then we go to do the tour, giving you guys the whole history here.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, obviously the rick james sketch was immediately legendary and as people were reacting to that we were on tour and i would be in the car with charlie and he would tell another crazy story from the 80s back when eddie was doing whatever like the golden child or trading places or

Speaker 1 um beverly hills cop it was fucking

Speaker 1 it was amazing because nobody knew who the fuck i was

Speaker 1 at all like i remember i used when when I was on that tour, people used to always come up to me, hey, good set. I, I, uh, you know, are you from Atlanta? You know, or are you a writer on the show?

Speaker 1 They had no idea who the fuck I was.

Speaker 1 So I kind of felt like the whole time I was on that tour or on that show, I kind of felt like

Speaker 1 I had won like some

Speaker 1 like radio contests like the fifth, you know, the fifth collar is going to get to ride in the gig with some of the guys from the Chappelle show. Like that's, that's literally what it felt like.
Um,

Speaker 1 but anyway, it's on Netflix. If you guys get a chance to watch it, um,

Speaker 1 I mean, he's truly uh,

Speaker 1 you know, like a,

Speaker 1 I can't even say once in every 50 years because he's in his 60s and there's still, there's still yet to be another Eddie Murphy, like that level

Speaker 1 of all of those gifts in one guy. I would say the closest I would say would be Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 1 Like, Jamie's musical ability and his fucking impressions are just like,

Speaker 1 like, you ever just click on a video of that guy doing the people that he can imitate? Like, he imitates people nobody imitates, and he, it's dead fucking on.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

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Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 With that, I have to hit pause here because I got to go do some business shit and then I'll fucking finish. It doesn't matter to you guys because I'm just going to edit it together.

Speaker 1 And it's all going to be good. It's all going to be good.
It's all good, as the kids say. Maybe I can answer one question.
We'll do one question. Should we do one question?

Speaker 1 Hey, man, how about one question?

Speaker 1 Where are the questions?

Speaker 1 Where are the questions?

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. I'm the worst.
I had it, and then I closed it, and now I have to reopen it. There it is.
Okay, what do we got here? Response to Thursday podcast. Dear Billy Belugahead,

Speaker 1 the old white whale,

Speaker 1 Moby Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Speaker 1 I'm writing in response to when you asked what groups need to go in the vans. Here are my top three.
All right, so this is my thing. Donald Trump with his ICE vans.

Speaker 1 It's not a bad idea. He just needs to put the right people in it.
So I'm asking you guys, if you had Donald Trump's power,

Speaker 1 if you had a fleet of vans,

Speaker 1 all right? I want you to get into your patriotic self. Like, what do you think would make the day-to-day better for this country? Who would you put in the vans? All right, this is a good one.

Speaker 1 All right, this person started. He said, number one, the coworker who complains about you not doing enough to your boss despite being a lazy piece of shit themselves.
Oh, the brown-noser.

Speaker 1 I like this. Brown vans for the brown nosers.
The type of coworker who always thinks they're doing more than everyone else and uses that. to justify being lazy.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 They spend most of their time fucking telling on people.

Speaker 1 That's what you got to say to them. And just be, hey, fuck, hey, fuck face.
That's how you talk to somebody who doesn't fucking respect you at all.

Speaker 1 You go fuck face, ass face, anything insulting with face.

Speaker 1 You know, like I can't even see you as a person. Douche face.

Speaker 1 Hey, county.

Speaker 1 You know, maybe if you, if you worked as hard

Speaker 1 at your job as you do is telling on people,

Speaker 1 you fucking brown noser. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Brown nosers.

Speaker 1 Wow. That would fucking, that would ease traffic in the morning if every brown noser was stuck in a van and taken to fucking alligator Alcatraz.

Speaker 1 Even the alligators would just be looking at them like shaking their heads.

Speaker 1 That's one of the most shameful.

Speaker 1 One of the most shameful. You know what's funny to you? I do appreciate a kiss ass that just owns up to it.

Speaker 1 As long as they're not fucking you.

Speaker 1 You know, bad mouthing you,

Speaker 1 that's like a hard person to make fun of. The person where you're like, dude, you're such a fucking brown-nosing piece of shit.
Oh, absolutely, I'm the worst.

Speaker 1 And then they smile and laugh, and they're in on the joke too. And then, like, it's like, now what do I do? You're laughing at yourself.

Speaker 1 All right, number two, people who believe in new age spirituality, but not all of them, only the ones that preach compassion but are still actual selfish asshats.

Speaker 1 That's one of my favorite characters out there, the toxic spiritual person.

Speaker 1 There's a bunch of fucking whores on the social medias that are doing that. You guys, just try to remember, you know? And they're holding the camera above them and showing off their fucking abs

Speaker 1 and their fucking, you know, yoga pants up their fucking twats. It's like, this has nothing to do with you trying to make sure I have a better day.
This is about you fucking

Speaker 1 showing me how beautiful and hot you are. And you're also just like in tune with the world and fucking shut up with your repurposed advice.

Speaker 1 Anyway, only the ones that preach compassion but are still actual selfish asshats.

Speaker 1 The type that acts like they've achieved enlightenment when really all they've done is discovered that other people have feelings too.

Speaker 1 Finance executives, need I say more? No, you don't.

Speaker 1 Love your work,

Speaker 1 keep it up,

Speaker 1 and that bald head oiled.

Speaker 1 I love my bald head. You know what's great about having a shaved head? You're always ready to go.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 All you gotta do is just throw on a fucking nice clean shirt and some pants, brush your teeth, and then just start active listening.

Speaker 1 And you're right out the door. All of these fucking people, they're flying all the way to Turkey.
I get flying to Turkey to experience the culture, maybe go to the Istanbul symbol factory,

Speaker 1 maybe have some of the best coffee in the fucking world. I get all of that.
But to go over there

Speaker 1 and to have your hair vacuumed out of the back of your head and then re-stapled onto your head and then fly the entire way back to the US

Speaker 1 looking like you just fought in the fucking Civil War. You ever seen those pictures? They're all fucking bandaged up and shit on the flight back.
It's unreal.

Speaker 1 I've heard there's like women fly, fly they fly back from fucking Brazil after getting a butt lift and they have to sit backwards on their fucking knees

Speaker 1 just do some squats do the best you can

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 like I don't understand like

Speaker 1 There was somebody got caught because they fucking they killed somebody and then they they they threw them in like the chemicals the the the the big vat of chemicals like on breaking bad

Speaker 1 and their whole body dissolved but they had fake tits and the fucking the fake tit bags were still floating in there and there was a barcode on there think about that for a second they threw you they throw your body into a fucking

Speaker 1 An oil drum of chemicals that dissolves your whole body, including your bones and your skull.

Speaker 1 But that fucking fake titty bag and the serial number still survived, and you could still read the fucking number. You're going to put that in your body? Jesus Christ, people.

Speaker 1 All right?

Speaker 1 There's nothing wrong with little titties. I'll tell you what, there is a problem, though, with putting a bag of chemicals.
Don't they just vacuum fat out of your ass now?

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Like, what if you have too flat of ass, you can't get the fucking titties, they don't have enough fat in there, then what do they do?

Speaker 1 You know, I don't know, it's a fucking crazy thing. That was me, I had like a little bit of alopecia in the back of my head because I lived in fight or flight my whole fucking life.
I was a lunatic.

Speaker 1 First 30 years of my life, I was just fucking waiting for the other shoe to drop. So, even if I wanted to get hair plugs, I couldn't because the donors were all gone.

Speaker 1 It was a fucking barren wasteland.

Speaker 1 I'm the male version of a chick with the flat ass that wants to take her ass fat and put it into her fucking titties. It's just like, you just don't have any.

Speaker 1 How's that for being spiritual? All right, I got to handle this shit and then I'll finish this podcast.

Speaker 1 All right, here we go. Look at the, look at that.
Oh, would you look at the next one?

Speaker 1 Speak of the devil, Vancouver

Speaker 1 Drug History.

Speaker 1 Hey, Billy, brushless.

Speaker 1 I don't know what that means. Does that mean I don't own a brush because I'm bald?

Speaker 1 That's fucking funny. All right.
Hey, Billy, brushless. The brushless wonder.

Speaker 1 Here's a quick bit of history on how Vancouver got that way with drugs, or at least one of the main factors.

Speaker 1 My source is a woman I dated briefly whose dad is in prison for life and was a relatively high-level dealer.

Speaker 1 She said that years ago, the Vancouver police basically put the word out that as long as the dealers stayed in East Vancouver, right around Chinatown, they pretty much let them operate freely, just as long as they stayed out of the other neighborhoods to keep property values up.

Speaker 1 It, air quote, worked. The nice neighborhoods stayed nice.
The poorest neighborhoods got overrun, and that was before fentanyl

Speaker 1 and put the whole thing on fast forward. It's similar to what happened.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I didn't bring my glasses. It's similar to what happened in a lot of cities.
But according to her, they were way more explicit about the policy.

Speaker 1 She told me some wild stories about her dad, and goddamn, that's a scary man.

Speaker 1 We didn't go out again after she mentioned that sometimes he'd have her followed on dates in order to keep tabs on her from prison. Thanks for the podcast, and go paradiddle yourself.

Speaker 1 Dude, I felt like you just started to get into the history of it.

Speaker 1 It's really fascinating, but it's heartbreaking to see.

Speaker 1 And I also, you know, our country, my country has the same issues.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I just can't imagine what kind of pain you're in that you would do would do drugs that do that type of stuff to your body, man.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was like,

Speaker 1 it was just the positions that they were like knotted off in were painful to look at.

Speaker 1 Anyway,

Speaker 1 but everybody's on the wheel. Everybody's running on the wheel and they don't have fucking time to stop.
And that's the thing about running on the wheels.

Speaker 1 If you stop, the way the game is set up is you stop to pull somebody up that fell down, you just get run over too, it feels.

Speaker 1 Or maybe that's the perception. Who knows? Anyway, ex-wife bought kid phone to spite me.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a really

Speaker 1 bad place to be emotionally when you use your kid

Speaker 1 to get back at your kid's other parent. That's not never a good thing.
Hey, Billy Ballbag, big fan. I caught you a few years back at a casino in San Diego.

Speaker 1 Don't know if you have ever been in the bar after one of your shows, but it's a trip.

Speaker 1 One of your degenerate fans on one side of the bar would yell, zip and from the other end of the bar people would respond recruiter classic. Oh, that's cool.
I had no idea. All right.

Speaker 1 Anyhow, about a decade ago, I split from my ex-wife. She was injured and became hooked on pain pills.
I did everything I could to get my two daughters, but it's California, so fuck me.

Speaker 1 About five years ago, so you got shared custody. About five years ago, she announced she was moving to Austin with them.
Again, California, so fuck me.

Speaker 1 This sucked because I am a super-involved father. Weekend camp outs, coach little league, the whole nine yards.

Speaker 1 My oldest, 14, had a phone for a while now, which makes communication easier, but she's totally addicted to it. About a year ago, I got a call from a random number that I didn't pick up.

Speaker 1 Turns out it was my eight-year-old. My cunt ex-mother-in-law is a Disneyland grandma who buys them shit in place of creating memories.

Speaker 1 No conversation, no thought of what that will do to her brain, no guardrails in place. My ex uses the phone like a fucking nanny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, she's doing drugs, yeah.

Speaker 1 She's also a total narcissist, so any conversation about this would have ended in her screaming into the phone in front of my kids and communication being shut down. Yeah, it's fucking impossible.

Speaker 1 If I told you how many people I know that are married to or just got divorced from a fucking narcissist, and then like, no matter what no matter what they'll they'll no matter how how much the math is against them they will figure out a way where they are the victim always

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 it's like that charlie kirk shit it was literally a white dude killed a white dude that was fucking in-house

Speaker 1 and somehow they were like we are gonna figure out a fucking way to blame non-white people and by the end of it white people down on the beach, one of those fucking racist beach towns in California here that everybody thinks is so fucking liberal, they were on the fucking, the beach town chanting, white man fight back.

Speaker 1 That was their protest about Charlie, a white guy killed a white guy.

Speaker 1 Fight back against what? Other white people? Like I, it was just like, like the level of fucking hate you have to have for non-white people.

Speaker 1 to somehow still blame a non-white person when a white person killed another white person is fucking beyond me.

Speaker 1 Anyways, this person says, I'm big into analog shit. I live in the Redwoods and we fish and hike and are outdoors a lot.

Speaker 1 I had to take their phones at night because they would air quote go to bed and then play on them until three in the morning. To be fair, I'd probably be doing the same thing at their age.

Speaker 1 When they are here for Christmas in the summer, my wife and I set boundaries and limit time. What do you think, Billy Boy? Do I try to talk to my ex about this or let sleeping dogs lie?

Speaker 1 Love to you and the fam and go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 Lobster Britches. P.S.
Go Celtics.

Speaker 1 It's a narcissist, dude. There's nothing you can do.
It would be hard enough if you were living with her. The fact that she's not, you guys aren't together anymore and she lives half a country away.

Speaker 1 There's really nothing you can do. And if I've learned anything about a narcissist, if you want them to go right, tell them to go left.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not saying to tell them, tell them to you, they need to use their phones more, which probably would work.

Speaker 1 She would probably take them away, but that's too much of a gamble with your kids' brains.

Speaker 1 I would think with shared custody, you get them half the time.

Speaker 1 Half the time, you just teach them the other way.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't know, that's heartbreaking shit.

Speaker 1 It's bad enough.

Speaker 1 The kids went through a divorce, but they have

Speaker 1 the narcissist. But I really do believe that in the end, the kids kids figure out,

Speaker 1 you know, who's the human being and who is just the mentally ill person in the relationship. And then you can kind of fucking,

Speaker 1 you know, move on from there, I guess. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, that is just the worst case scenario. And there's so many people in that situation where it's like they have shared custody.
And the other parent is just wildly irresponsible.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 the level that the court system is kind of seems to be not able to help in those situations

Speaker 1 especially if it's a female that is

Speaker 1 doing something wrong I just feel that I just feel that like the guy is an easy belief like he's drinking too much he's violent he has a temper bubble they're gonna buy all of that

Speaker 1 But the other oh, she's a narcissist and is buying them phones just to spite me and is is using the phone as a baby like none of that they're not gonna care because I think that we're all sort of guinea pigs with the internet phones and screen time and all of that shit and I really feel like

Speaker 1 the same way people are folded over at the waist you know doing that that

Speaker 1 drug shit like eventually

Speaker 1 somewhere on the addiction spectrum and as far as like this is bad for your health your quality of life and the duration of your life will be the level of screen time

Speaker 1 and what it's doing to your brain and like the cognitive disease and shit.

Speaker 1 I know it's not doing anything good for your brain. Can't be.
All right.

Speaker 1 Rats and friends.

Speaker 1 Hey, Billy, the cheese whisperer.

Speaker 1 How you doing, man? I'm writing this because I'm losing my damn mind and apparently my office is too. So here's the deal.

Speaker 1 I started this office with a bunch of filmmaking buddies, great bunch of guys and girls, super passionate, big dreams, all that.

Speaker 1 But apparently they all think that we are living in the deleted scene from train spotting. These dudes treat the place like a crime scene, use cups, plates, snack wrappers.
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Now, I'll admit that I'm kind of a neat freak, but come on, I'm not asking from us. Just basic civilization.
Water the plants, throw your cups, maybe flush, you know, the fundamentals. Dude, now,

Speaker 1 you have Stockholm syndrome if you think there's the fact that you're not a neat freak, you're a fucking adult.

Speaker 1 The guy goes on to say, Anyway, I got sick of this mess and hired a maid to clean the place. She does an amazing job, but she just took a two-week leave and suddenly it's like the apocalypse.

Speaker 1 The office went from creative workspace to abandon subway platform. I told everyone in our group check, let's take turns cleaning up.
They all go, yeah, totally. Then nobody does.

Speaker 1 Not a dish, not a wipe, nothing. And then because karma's got a sense of humor, we discovered that there's a rat in the balcony.

Speaker 1 Oh, like the fucking depoted.

Speaker 1 Um.

Speaker 1 Where the fuck am I here?

Speaker 1 I just lost my place because this guy was backing up. I thought he was going to back into the front of my car here.

Speaker 1 Um.

Speaker 1 Next morning, okay, one rat, I thought. I set up a glue trap with some poisoned bait.
Next morning, six. Six rats.
It's like they invited their cousin over for a farewell party.

Speaker 1 Now here's where I lose it. Nobody wants to throw out the trap.
Everyone's suddenly squeamish. No, I can't.
That's disgusting. Oh, really?

Speaker 1 You can leave your coffee cup in the sink for a week, but a dead rat is where you draw the line.

Speaker 1 So now I'm the person who cleans, sets traps, deals with rodents, and still gets labeled the uptight one?

Speaker 1 What do I do, Bill? How do I make these people take some damn responsibility without turning into the office dictator? I just want them to act like adults, not roommates from a frat movie.

Speaker 1 Anyway, love the podcast. Thanks for being my emotional janitor.
I would tell them what you just said.

Speaker 1 It's just like, you guys, I've asked you nicely a bunch of times. I'm picking up after you.
I'm not

Speaker 1 your mother.

Speaker 1 And then we have rats in here because you're not throwing out your shit, and then none of you guys throw out the fucking dead rats.

Speaker 1 Okay, forgive me, but I feel like you're taking advantage of me.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be the office hard ass, and you guys are all saying that I'm fucking up tight. Here's one for you.
You guys are a bunch of fucking animals. See, I would lose my shit after a while.

Speaker 1 I'm cleaning up after you, and you're fucking acting like there's something wrong with me. Yeah, I remember that shit.

Speaker 1 I remember that shit.

Speaker 1 In the 90s, they called it anal retentive. You're anal retentive.
Nope, nope, nope. I'm an adult.

Speaker 1 I don't wipe food off onto the floor and then leave it there and then come home to a bunch of fucking roaches looking like they're at Coachella.

Speaker 1 I would say the usual, just say what you have to say and don't lose your fucking temper.

Speaker 1 As always, it's one of the hardest things about actually, one of the hardest things about being right is having to explain to the person that's wrong

Speaker 1 and hoping that they're somehow

Speaker 1 gonna retain the information.

Speaker 1 Not only do you have to deal with their bullshit, you now have to figure out a way, take time out of your fucking day to figure out how to convey the information

Speaker 1 to this other person that is fucking you over.

Speaker 1 Convey the information in a way that won't be upsetting to them.

Speaker 1 You know, you actually have to consider them

Speaker 1 while they have no consideration for you.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's uh

Speaker 1 that's that's really at the end of the day, you know,

Speaker 1 what takes years off the fucking odometer.

Speaker 1 Anyways, I got to go into this meeting. Thank you guys for listening.

Speaker 1 Thank you for the acting work that I just got up in Vancouver. Thank you to everybody in Vancouver.
I had a great time.

Speaker 1 Everybody down there on Skid Row, I hope you clean up, get your fucking life back.

Speaker 1 Thanks for all the food and the cups of coffee.

Speaker 1 I had probably the best time I've had on any acting gig, and I've had a great time over the years.

Speaker 1 So I'll let you guys know whenever that project is completed and whenever it comes out and with that old Billy Freckles

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 no more road dates

Speaker 1 well I mean I got one up in Bakersfield but that's up and down no biggie

Speaker 1 but anyway it's been another great year and did a bunch of acting this year and now I'm ready to get back into stand-up I'm doing the fucking whiskey a go-go on Sunset I've never played there I've seen a bunch of shows there.

Speaker 1 Last time I was there, I saw Def Leopard do their warm-up gig before they were going either back out or starting out on that baseball tour that they did with Joan Jet, Poison, and Motley Crew.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I love their show.

Speaker 1 And they just have a great vibe. Like they, you know,

Speaker 1 no dumb stuff. No spinal tap shit.
They're up there. It's business.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 They're having a good time, but they know, you know, you're paid to see a show and they're going to give you one. And everybody is in shape and dialed in.
And they fucking murdered.

Speaker 1 They fucking murdered. And I remember I saw them in like 1988 in Reynolds Coliseum

Speaker 1 on the Hysteria tour

Speaker 1 with Tesla opening up, I believe, on that leg. And

Speaker 1 I hadn't seen them since.

Speaker 1 A few years after that, I got into stand-up and I went from seeing concerts all the time to very rarely seeing them because I was working on Friday and Saturday nights, you know.

Speaker 1 And I was also afraid to take a night off that, you know, I could have had my big break, but I went out to go see fucking, you know, whoever, right?

Speaker 1 So anyway, it's an honor to go down there. Another time I went down there, I saw Stephen Adler's band.

Speaker 1 I've seen a bunch of people down there. It's just, it's a fucking legendary place.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to go down there and shake the rust off. Going down there with fucking Dean Del Rey, baby.

Speaker 1 We're going to have a good time. All right, that's it.
Go fuck yourselves, and I'll check in on you on Thursday.