47: The Amish will Save America with J.P. McDade | Soder Podcast | EP46

Ah, yes.

Hey, everybody.

I am on the road, per usual.

Houston, Texas.

I will be at the improv, the 10th through the 12th, through in five shows.

And then Salt Lake City, October 17th through the 19th.

And the big one, November 8th, Town Hall, New York Comedy Festival, 9:45.

Get tickets.

And Toronto, we added a second show on November 9th, dansoder.com for tickets.

We'll see you there.

Did you see the sex robots in China?

No, but I'm excited.

They unveiled them.

Here, let me show you.

We've been like joking around about it for a while.

Like, sex robots, sex robots in China is like, yeah, we're making them.

They're like, we're setting aside hundreds of billions.

Dude, they are making them.

Where is it?

They like have human bodies.

Is that AI or is that real?

No, that's real.

This was at like a conference.

oil london uh yeah this is i don't know who the thing is but it's not loading which makes me think they're like yeah they jammed up the servers but they like walk they like walk in they like walk like terminators but they have like

hot anime faces who's gonna be the first guy to be like dude i know her body's made of steel but i'm it it's already happened yeah yeah dude blowing your load with a sex robot and then you're done and you're like

so do you still feel shame yeah I think you feel more shame.

I would, I would, I wouldn't be surprised if you feel the most shame blowing your load.

You still feel the mortifying ordeal of being perceived, but it's like

you're pathetic.

That's us all.

You lasted, you make excuses to the robot.

Okay, there it is.

It's playing.

Yeah, see him walk, yeah.

She's kind of got a Megan the Stallion walk, yeah, where she's like, She's really,

but dude, look at that, slutting it up.

I mean, it's work toast, we're so done.

We're done.

How is no one?

I always feel like my podcast.

So we had a rule about podcasts where it changed from no stand-up and I bought a cattle prod, but then I found out that cattle prod, if you hit a human with it, it'll give them a heart attack.

So

we're still going to find it.

We still have to do that.

This weekend in Charlotte, I'm going to find

a sensible prod because anytime stand-up's brought up.

Like one of those dog collars.

That'll probably do it.

Dude, welcome to the doghouse.

I'll actually get it.

But anytime, we've been talking about this for months.

Anytime I talk about stand-up or the business, Pimp's going to zap me.

Yeah.

And so I'll be like,

you go, no, Thursday show.

It's just like little

crowds there are fucking horrible.

You do that thing with like the chess players, how they cheated with like the anal beads.

Press a button.

You just see me and I go like, oh.

But then I don't like it.

Yeah, so then I go, oh, dude, have you ever seen the movie Comedian?

Oh, it just like really breaks down.

I was thinking about a time I got passed over for a festival.

Yeah, I thought I was going to get new faces, but I didn't.

And my friend got it over me, and I love him to death, but I still felt bad.

Oh, dude, when Conan passed, I was.

But I feel like I'm starting to get that way with robots.

With robots, like I'm going to start getting shocked because I talk about robots too much because it's happening.

It's like actively happening.

You give yourself parameters.

You give yourself four minutes out of of every podcast to talk about robots.

Welcome to Robot Corner.

You start talking like

an auctioneer.

Yeah.

There's a ton of the neural programming, the Neuralink.

Yeah.

I think it's,

I just think it's like no one is, I don't, I hate to be chicken little, but I just feel like no one is actively going like, guys.

Well, because here's the thing, technology doesn't improve on a linear path.

It goes like a J curve.

Yeah.

It gets way better, way faster than we were ready for yeah so we're gonna be lining up with like AI and quantum computing and like and and now here's the thing

companies and politicians got too good at marketing Like marketing used to be reserved for like chips and soda where you'd be like, oh, that's a good commercial.

I like that.

And now politicians and robots are like, now we got them.

Like the amount of AI commercials where they're like, don't write a paper.

Have

Sunomazenev do it.

And you're like, what is this?

And they're like, AI generative brain.

You're like, this is scary as shit.

It all leads to just AI Kamala Harris sucking us off.

Yeah, dude.

That's my favorite thing.

Singularity.

You know when there's a human behind it, when it's just like, oh, Kamala Harris with huge jugs.

Or they did the one with Kamala and Trump loving each other and then having the baby.

And you're like, I'm cool if you capped AI right here.

That would be fun.

Draw the line right here.

Just like silly things.

We're probably fine.

We'll be great.

But then it's like going to decide where we all live.

Yeah.

Where it's like you have tested out of the regular sector.

You

belong in Dayton.

You live in Boston.

And you're like, well, okay, I can take that.

Yeah, it's not bad.

It is causing a childborn boom.

I mean, damn.

For those of you who couldn't hear long.

All the robots are only like a year old.

Yeah, and that's why.

The robots are like, they're our age.

This is cool.

We are technically children.

Technically, I can jerk off the kids because I am only three years

i have only been sentient for three years

yeah um

pedophiles probably just sit around waiting to look for loopholes

yeah you know what it is that's like diet coke for pedophiles like when diet coke came out and fat people were like but it's diet porn zero yeah

pedophiles were like what ai porn isn't there's no kids being hurt in great taste yeah but honestly i think if you were to ask a kid like if a kid was about to get molested, but they're like, now, if you show him AI

porn, he won't.

The real kid would be like, show him the porn.

Show him the porn.

Oh, I'll make it.

What do you want?

Why is this a question?

What do you want me in?

A lacy little thing?

I'll fucking make it.

I'll learn programming.

I'll help.

That's going to be the thing.

Dangerous, it's no longer Stranger Danger.

It's learn how to program.

Yeah.

When a guy goes, hey, you want to go to my van?

And this kid goes, what if I show you a video on my phone?

And the guy goes, I'll do that.

Yeah.

That sounds good.

Take the deal.

That's the new deal or no deal.

He goes, I've got a suitcase with a bunch of baseball cards in it.

Or this guy molests you.

Yeah.

It's.

You're going to have to throw in a better package, man.

Yeah.

The AI,

it's going to trick me and you.

Like, we're going to get old.

Yeah, I'm right at the line right now where, like, I feel like I'm not getting it.

I feel like I can identify it pretty much every time.

But it's closing in.

Can I tell you something?

Yeah.

Can I tell you something, audience?

Can I tell you something, pimp?

pimp?

I got got.

I got got.

I'm here to say, maybe I've already been gotten.

I don't know.

I got got real bad.

How'd you get gotten?

I was

scrolling, just doing some doom scrolling.

And Instagram will put up stuff that you don't follow now.

Sure.

Like in your feed.

Beautiful.

Beautiful snowy cabin with the TV on.

It's cartoons.

That's That's the giveaway.

They have cartoons on the TV.

And I DM'd it to Katie and I was like, we should go here on this face.

And she didn't check her DMs for a while.

And then we're sitting on the couch.

And she was like, my mom got fooled by AI.

And I was like, ha ha, boomers, these fucking boomers.

They can't handle anything.

And she goes, all these people are starting to think that these like cabins and resort things are real.

And I was like,

what's that?

So

it just unfolds dramatically.

It looked so good.

They do a really good job with those.

It looked like a beautiful snowy camera.

Maybe I have been fooled by those.

Like the outside are mirrors.

Like there are these red colors.

I'm going to show it to you.

You see it and you go like,

this is what I sent her.

This is the one I sent her.

That looks real.

First glance, that would get me.

But you think about like that amount of snowfall.

Yeah.

That light.

I know.

I know.

It's a perfectly uniform snowfall.

Tom and Jerry are on the TV.

Yeah, but the snowfall.

So then she just started sending me all the AI ones, like this one.

Yeah, okay.

And then...

Like the proportions aren't quite right.

Yeah, and she was like, you can't tell that there's no bottom of the plant.

And I was like, it just looks like a very lovely, rainy place that I would love to snowgo you in.

God damn it.

God damn it.

That's where the autistic people really come in handy, where they can see that.

They'd be like, no, the lines don't go to the vanishing point.

Oh, cool.

Yeah.

You don't know how to talk in an elevator, but you can point out that the cabin with snow isn't real.

Yeah.

You know, he's got six fingers.

Yeah.

First thing they notice.

Snow doesn't fall that thick.

They're going to get us all.

Like there's a curve of what you understand and what you don't.

Like my dad sent me a message the other day.

He's like, Shohei Otani got busted by Major League Baseball for gambling.

He's suspended for seven years.

I was like, are you fucking serious?

That would be everywhere.

It would be the biggest story in the world.

Everywhere.

I looked at Twitter for two seconds.

I was like, you got God.

I mean, dude, that's what robots are making us do.

We all have to become gum shoes now.

We have have to be like...

What sauces do you have on that, McGillicuddy?

Well, that doesn't sit right.

I walked in and I saw you reading the paper.

We would have been in the paper.

And the paper would have known.

The tip would have been in to the Los Angeles Times.

You had ink on your fingers.

That indicates to me that you read the paper over your morning coffee.

So I know you, you know.

And that's, yeah, dude.

It would have been in the morning press.

I mean, I'm surprised that we don't have a

War of the World situation.

Yeah, any moment.

Remember how we used to laugh at them?

Yeah.

We'd be like, ha ha ha, they thought the

train was coming right at them, those fucks.

Yeah, they thought aliens were attacking because Orson Welles read it.

And we're, I am going to, that was,

that was the appetizer of me getting got.

Apparently, people turned on the radio halfway through the broadcast and they didn't know it was set up to be.

Some of us saw a snowy cabin with Tom and Jerry on and we went, I wouldn't mind being there.

Look at that big, comfortable couch.

You get fooled by Tom and Jerry, too.

It's like, wait, do mice and cats really do this?

Holy shit.

Wait, are you telling me that they're not having a small house inside the wall and the cat can get in it and get them?

They're not able to buy things through some weird distributor?

You're telling me when he gets electrocuted, I can't see the bones through his body?

Yeah,

that's the worst part of getting older, is realizing that everyone gets got.

It's coming for me, too.

Yeah, like

my grandma died, and like going through her mail, I saw how many things she got got by.

Oh, yeah.

Of like, hey, don't forget your $20 are due for the orphans who got flooded thing.

And you're like,

that was well-intentioned, but she got got because in her mind, of course, the orphans got flooded.

Of course, these people are trying to help.

Yeah, of course.

And these people are doing good work.

Yeah.

It's never like this is a scam.

This is a scam.

Everything's going to be a scam.

My grandma got got by similar things, and then she fell and she broke her hip doing Irish step dancing in front of the TV, drunk off whiskey, and that was the beginning of the end.

So we had to go through.

I've been saying this on stage, but it's true that that's the end.

The broken hip.

The hip.

Why is it the hip it's like it's like cracking the liberty bell yeah you gotta take it down dude you can't get back you don't get back up from that one no they don't kip up as easily as they used to they just want a one-legged a one-legged kip up with a broken hip

oh thank god for my jiu-jitsu training my grandma busted her head damn she hit her head and then went to the hospital they stitched her up and she was like Put me back in the game.

They had her in the blue tent.

She was one of those linebackers who like purposely bombed the test at the beginning of the year so she could fail the following test and get back in.

Yeah, she's like Rocky.

She's like, I ain't hearing no bell.

And then they brought her.

I don't know how hard you can get concussed.

It's not about if you're laying in your garage for 30 minutes with no one helping you.

It's about if you could get up.

One time I called her and I was like, how you doing?

She was like,

I was laying outside for 15 minutes.

Tanning?

Just when old people fall, they just have to go like,

how am I going to get out of this one?

You did it again, Mary Lou.

If I can roll down the block.

Yeah.

Get the attention.

She busts her head.

They stitch her up.

They send her back.

On the way out of the car, she slips, breaks her hip.

Oh, season over.

Whammy.

Season over.

Compounding errors.

Done, dude.

She was on the stat sheet now for a good reason.

She's still making

twice.

But I mean, maybe, why don't we give old, this is just us converging on two ideas.

Old people, give them robot hips.

Yes.

Just give them robot bottoms.

They've been getting Tefcot hips for a while.

Yeah.

Why not motorize them?

That'd be crazy if your grandmother had strength or she's like, well,

did you get my candies?

Shit!

I frisbee through them to your apartment from miles away.

They land.

Show me that grandbaby.

Lands outside.

Like Tony Stark hands, like lowering herself.

You mana's Iron Man.

I'm here to play Jin Rummy.

Well, do that and use all these robots to improve the people that need improvement.

Yeah.

But then we find out that the software that the old people are using is actually being controlled by China.

Yes.

They're hacked, and now the old people are an army of super soldiers.

And then you got to fight.

Then, like the Civil War, you have to fight your family.

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

I'm sorry.

You were never, you were never a good boy.

Grandpa, don't make me do this.

Hail to Emperor Xi.

Yeah, the People's Republic of China will stand tall.

Yeah, well, he looks like Winnie the Pooh.

And they're like,

you know that it's illegal to...

You know, Winnie the Pooh is illegal in China?

Because he looks too much like Xi?

Because people have made fun of him.

He's like.

He's like, not in China.

You will not show Winnie the Pooh.

That is so funny that your leader gets upset about a cartoon character.

No touching life lessons for children.

No, you can't get Winnie the Pooh is an American operative.

No stories of friendship.

Got to have a Chinese knockoff.

And then you find out that Winnie the Pooh is communist if you read all the books.

Yeah, he's all about sharing.

Whoa.

Yeah.

The 100-acre wood

is a communist utopia.

Technically, it belongs to me and Christopher Robin.

It belongs to the people.

Piglet, you are the bottom of communism.

Therefore, you will not eat.

Piglet,

the owners depend on your labor.

Yeah, he goes, Eeyore's like, I had a daughter, and they made me throw her in the river because of anti-NATO laws.

But dude, robot grandpas sounds like this is our way out.

This is our way to better

disabled people and robots, make them superhuman.

Yeah, they become our leaders.

And then people will be like trying to break their their backs.

So you can get the upgrades.

Yeah, like people will be like the way people fake autism right now to get followers online.

People are going to be faking that they're crippled to get robot legs.

Yeah.

Give me robot legs.

That's a bionic.

This is a comic.

He just whole bits about robot legs.

He didn't even need the robot legs.

Peep peep.

Peep peep.

You guys ever you guys ever crush your car because you stand on it?

Peep peep.

Just the sound of a robocop walk away.

Doing bionic crowd work.

Yeah.

Hey, I can see your heart rate's up.

This guy.

Scanning him.

I just scanned you.

You have wallet, keys, and a little rabbit dildo on you.

You haven't fucked her, have you?

You.

Oh, my God.

What do you do for a living?

Never mind.

I just downloaded your entire.

Oh, yeah.

He's over.

Me and my dog hauler.

Yes, mistress.

Do we have to talk to Homeless Pooh?

I hear a dog collar.

I'm like, ooh, was that bad?

Was I talking about comedy?

Ooh.

I have the nipple things on over my.

You can't stop talking about comedy, can you?

No, I can't.

Oh, no.

No,

no, Mistress.

Please, I'm such a maggot.

Yeah, dude,

I think robot crowd work will be the next.

What do you do for a living?

Never mind.

Ocular scan.

You are James McGovern.

I did the whole thing.

You work at, you live at 16 Alpine Drive.

I have a copy of your retinal scan.

And they're like, Netflix is like, love it.

Buy four specials from it.

You have been searching for thick Latinas.

Your Google shirts show that you want to be stepped on.

Who do you want to be stepped on by?

Yeah, it's all fucking broken.

Is

but

if this is i would say

the end of rome versus the end of america you take america every time air conditioning yeah convenience

where would you rather be yeah yeah at the end of rome or the end of rome would have been cool you're just wearing a lot of flowy because who had it the best in the fall of rome it was like the scholars and the emperors and the and the high you know priests and the high chiefs of state or whatever yeah it depends on how much you like grapes yeah like they were just getting grapes big big deal yeah they had old grapes that were fermented they had new grapes to eat drinking until you puke fine they all

like that but yeah they would just have vomitoriums vomitoriums you're getting i guess you're getting sucked off by like the hottest women of the time but like but are you were they really but are you I feel like history books do the things that your drunk friends do where they go, no, no, no, no, she looked like a heavier Charlize Theron.

And you're like, no, she didn't.

No.

I was there and I wasn't drinking.

She looked nothing like that.

That's why you wonder like the Roman scholars, they're like, no, dude,

they were so hot.

I've seen the busts of what the men look like.

Yeah.

The women had to be.

The men all had weirdly broad foreheads.

Yeah, they had like

squished guys.

Well, that's what's going to be crazy is when paleontologists look us up.

Yeah.

Because like, I've had a hair transplant.

I know a lot of guys have a hair transplant.

They're going to be like, what happened to bald men?

All of a sudden they were gone.

They went extinct.

Everyone had good hair.

And you're like, yeah, this is because science.

We're at the best part for science right now.

Like, it's fun to talk about what robots might do.

We don't have to worry about it yet.

Future historians are going to blame the disappearance of bald men on something inaccurate, something else.

All right, the ninth season of Big Bang Theory came out then, and then suddenly people weren't bald anymore.

5G.

5G took away the bald people.

That had no

connection to that.

Reduced men's testosterone enough that they didn't bald naturally.

Yeah, so they just kept their hair.

Yeah, it's fucking wild.

It's wild that that uh we're seeing all the stuff when it's good and it's fun yeah

because like even explaining the internet to people in their 20s now like explaining

early 20s people in the internet people don't realize the internet wasn't mean at first You just like go on in the 90s.

No.

And people were just like wanted to talk.

They were creeps.

It was people who wanted to talk about weightlifting.

For weightlifting and sex.

It was always sex.

It was weightlifting forums.

And in the weightlifting forums, there were links posted by guys who had porn downloads.

Porn has always been part of the internet.

It was essential.

However, the mean,

like the social media aspect of it changed how people are like mean to each other.

Yeah.

Because Facebook used to be like super positive.

You would write on your friend's wall.

You'd be like, hey, man, I'll see you.

Or you'd like have like a fun joke.

Yeah.

That was it.

You'd post your inside jokes publicly.

It was a wild time.

Or like your status.

Remember when you'd write like

Dan is

Dan's out ripping butts and getting sucking tits?

I remember I posted an angry one one time when I was in high school.

Oh, since I'm my GPS got stolen out of my car during

school.

It was similar to a Tom Tom, something like that.

Maybe a Garmin.

Shout out to him.

And then like someone broke in and like every, it was the big story in school.

Like me and one other kid got our shit stolen out of our cars.

And on my Facebook status, it was like JP, I had to have an is statement.

So I was like, JP is angry.

He wants answers.

That's so great.

I would love to go see my old statuses to see what I wrote.

Dan is not feeling this double on a Thursday.

You're like, oh, yeah.

You should just put all your information out there.

Yeah.

Dan is, there was a decorated general with a heart of gold.

And he

condemned all of this.

Dan is.

They were just like the people that took it too seriously would write stuff where even back then you'd be like, calm down.

You don't need this.

Or they would, a lot of people would do stuff for attention to get you to write them.

Yeah.

Dan is feeling like he doesn't know what to do.

I'm at the end of my rope.

Please help.

Those are so embarrassing.

Yeah.

Because then people would write, dude, my friend got on my Facebook because

he watched me log on when I was home from college.

Because I was the first, I was the generation that.

you had to be at a certain school to get on Facebook.

And University of Arizona was on Facebook.

And so was the University of Colorado.

So all my friends were on it.

And I remember doing a Facebook, like updating my status at a friend's house.

And he watched me log on and he saw my password.

And so then when I went on the next day, I had all these messages from girls at Arizona that were like, I would love to talk to you about that.

And I was like, what the fuck?

And then I looked and it was like, he wrote them messages that was like, hey, can we talk?

I think I'm gay.

It was always going to be a gay thing.

It's always a gay thing.

It was like the number one move.

But it was like, dude, I had to tell like six girls I knew at Arizona, like, no, that was my friend Brian.

And they're like, that's kind of amazing wingmanning on the back end.

And then the topic of you being straight comes up with those girls.

And any girl who has an inkling of interest is like, oh, interesting.

Now we're excited about this.

It would have been cool if you're gay.

We could have been friends.

You're like, no, I like.

I like pussy.

She's like,

you say that.

Brunettes.

I like pussy.

You know what?

I think I'm good.

I i like

vaginas

mostly boobs

boobs she's like

ashley is feeling weird yeah that's just her status her status gets updated yeah i can't imagine how what what it's gonna be like when we're elderly yeah it's all automated it's just already done like our entire lives are gonna be automated at that point to where the internet and our ourselves are just so intertwined there's no distinction anymore well there's people that now have the dead internet theory that it's all just bots that you're just like going on there and like 90 of your interactions are with bots that you're only talking to bots and so you're just basically talking to yourself yeah have you seen someone trick a bot on twitter yet they like get them in a feedback loop they'll do a feedback loop or the other funny one is like someone will comment and then the person will go write me a poem and then they write a poem because they're like ai so they're like command based yeah it's very funny i've only seen it a couple times where they'd be like write me a poem and then also you catch them by getting them to write you a poem yeah you like command them you're like because then that's how you find out their AI.

Right.

Is you're like, do this.

And they're like, I cannot do this.

For it is.

And they're like, some of that, that's the two I've seen.

They've written a poem and one's been like, I cannot because of this.

And you're like, no one talks like that.

That's the lame time that we live in.

That's the real life version of like shooting the guy who looks like a human, but to find out that he's a robot.

It's like, no, no, it's me.

It's me.

I swear to God, it's me.

Why would I shoot you?

And he's like, don't make me fucking do this.

Write me a poem.

And he's like, on the wheels, on the hills.

Meanwhile, your friend will be like, I can't do poems.

I'm too fucking stupid.

What are you doing?

Yeah, it's best.

I will,

at some point in my life, I will give robots information that I didn't mean to give them.

Yeah.

I'm prepared for that.

Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking about all the site.

Like, I logged into some site the other day to try to find royalties for like my stand-up or something that's out there.

I just gave them all this sensitive information.

They'll be like, we'll be back to you within 30 days.

I'm like, did I just completely ruin my life?

Dude, I didn't know about mirroring.

I didn't know people could mirror websites and make you look.

And the first time I found that out, Apple was like, you've been logged out

on my Mac.

They're like, you've been logged out.

You need to log back in.

But through my email.

And I was like, done.

And I started filling the stuff out.

And it was like, social security number.

Why would Apple need my social?

And then I looked and I checked the email address and it was like 7J XZ Y for like dollar sign.

Fuck.

Like they're circling.

They're getting close.

Dude, we've spent so many times making fun of parents who buy gold coins.

Yeah.

Parents who get like solicitors, like old people that would get caught by solicitors.

We have, it's coming our way in such a way that we're fucked.

Yeah.

We're absolutely fucked.

I've been noticing the warning signs in myself where like I'll look on YouTube, like I'll do those YouTube dives of like woo-woo spiritual or like, what about this ancient civilization?

and now it's so clear that AI bots are just generating those stories and they can like come up with these videos that are like captioned and have an AI voiceover to just get you to watch and the AI voiceover you could tell because it sounds like someone who has the perfect voice for voiceover yes but they can't do it right the cadence is not quite right Egypt was and you're like why are you talking like that the pyramids were built in 11,000 that's it yeah they understand that Dominique Hawkins was a dominant player for the Atlanta Hawks.

They pronounced a couple of words wrong.

Yeah, you're like, that's fucked up.

Sean Kemp was known as the Regan Man.

He,

Shaq Diesel, Chai Gasoline.

Diesel.

Diesel.

Chai Diesel.

But it's the dominant center.

But this is the beginning.

Yeah.

This is the beginning.

They're going to refine those little quirks and they're going to get it right.

This episode will be watched in like 10 years and you'll be like, you fucking pussies had no idea what was coming.

They're going to recreate this exact episode with our exact dialogue, but it's Laurel and Hardy.

Yeah.

And they're like,

hey, Laurel, aren't you worried about the robots?

And they're like,

about the robot takeover?

Well, that's what makes me nervous is I've put so much podcasts out and stand-up.

They have my voice.

There's so much to learn.

Oh, they have my voice.

Yeah, me too.

So watch out for AI Dan Soder.

If he's asking for money, I want Moonet.

Give me your Munet.

You need to have some specific question about wrestling or something that you would like to say.

That only me?

Yeah.

Where they're like,

what is the greatest storyline in the history of wrestling?

And they're like, I would say WrestleMania 8 against Hulk Hogan versus Sid Vicious.

And you go, first off, his name is Sid Justice in the WWE.

And second off, everyone knows it was Mega Powers Explode.

AI block.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Dude, how many of us are going to have to do that in our life?

Yeah.

God damn it, Katie.

Is it you?

She's like, who is the real Pampa?

I never thought you've seen that in movies, and we didn't realize that all of us are going to have to go through that.

Yeah, it will be our lives.

Oh man, but what if you shoot your wife and then you're like, damn it, damn it, sex robot, help me get it?

I'm getting rid of the defense in a lot of court cases of guys killing their wives.

It's like, Your Honor, I was in an AI robot standoff.

Number one, I bought a sex robot and I made the mistake to make her look exactly like my wife.

I don't even know.

The real wife walks into the room and it's like, hey, um, honey, can you just not do your only your dishes?

Can you do all the dishes that are through?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

I thought you were the robot.

Oh, damn.

Can you watch something else besides T, besides football?

And you're like, oh, no.

I'm interested to see, like, with all this AI shit happening and like robots and stuff, there are going to be people that just like

buy sex robots and then you're going to see them at their house.

We're going to be like, who's that lady in the corner?

Just a turned off sex robot.

Like, when you find out your friend is spending too much money on sex robots,

that conversation where you're like, why did you buy one?

And he's like, do you want to try it?

But then it is like, no, dude.

No, I just wiped it down, dude.

Yeah, no, dude, I cleaned it off.

You wipe it down like gym equipment.

Do you have one of those things in your apartment?

He goes, do you want handing me that squirt gun?

Maybe get the armpit while you're at it.

I'm just into something weird.

Sorry, dude.

You might want to douche her inside.

I've been nutting in her.

Dude, she has so many points of articulation.

I can use the back of her knee.

Oh, it's like every action figure I wanted as a kid, but you can fuck it.

Yeah.

And then, like, reused.

You want to use it?

Just put it on preheat so it gets up to 98.6, real quick.

They're going to cook everything off.

Well, no, you got to get it up to like a human body temperature.

You're like, dude, don't go in cold.

Would you go in necro?

I prefer cold.

Oh, it's the gespacho of sex robots.

You're like, I don't know.

The necrospacho.

Can I do some necrospacho?

I'm going to cool her off and keep her outside.

But then, like, refurbished sex robots.

Yeah.

Yeah, you bought it cheaper, but cheap is expensive.

I mean, dude, she got blown out.

That's so funny.

And then you're like, like, people are going to be jealous.

Like, this nipple is a little smoother.

All the little ridges that were supposed to be on the nipple have been worn down to a perfect smoothness.

Is this an old model?

You're like, why do I feel like it's, I mean.

it's like using an iPhone 8 now.

That's what I mean.

No, I got it updated, though.

Yeah.

So it still works.

It runs on the new iOS.

I like the touch button clip.

I don't like it where

you can't get it.

But you know how they always talk about like whenever you bring up like military grade weaponry.

Yeah.

They're always like, they have stuff that you want.

They're a generation ahead of us.

Whatever we're going to get in five years is downstream from what they've got now.

Yeah.

That's how I feel about sex robots.

Yeah.

You're like, you have no idea how good stuff is.

I hit the indoor golf simulators a lot, and they have these simulators that tell the exact speed, angle, rotation, and it's just based on military technology that they probably had like, you know, 12 years ago.

Yeah, there's like 16 villagers that died.

So

you could see your drive.

So I could dial in my pitching wedge.

So your approach game could get better.

Sorry, Yemen.

Yeah.

Sorry, those drones took you out, but

I know what the 17th fairway feels like at Augusta.

augusta i got i got the member guest coming up small village i gotta get in tune are they gonna have you know the way like um

iphones are built by like child slaves is that gonna be sex robots the sex robots become the new child hey no like

the kills reversing are they yeah i know for real are they gonna be built by like those are those kids are gonna be like good job on the iphone yeah now we need you to build the fuckatron 3000 it's like listen we tried it with adults but nobody knows components better than Lee Hong.

Their little fingers can get in there to make the pussy lips look real.

The little kids are like,

yeah, come on.

No, I'm bringing it over here.

I know.

Squat and smoking.

You want me to build you a blonde or a brunette?

And you're like, this kid's the best.

Stolen out of a factory.

Putting it together like a soldier putting together a rifle.

Field strip it.

Can you field strip my bimbo 4000?

Clit, Volva.

Yeah.

Four lips.

Problem solved.

Now you got a three-tit whore.

And you go, I didn't want three tits, but this is pretty good.

Whoa.

You bend her over.

You know how they check sites on a gun?

You bend her over.

You go, that looks good.

Fourth vertebra is a little out of alignment.

That looks good.

He's like,

are you into little people?

Dude, it's going to be wild.

We can make dwarf proportions if you want.

And then it's going to be funny to watch all the dating material be like, what's up?

Why would I go on a date with a human when I can just program my robot?

And you're like, oh no.

That's going to play really well with all the autistic guys who are in every crowd of every

comedy audience.

They're just like, I'll take on a sex robot.

This is my sex robot.

All these single guys that used to go to shows now have a date.

My girlfriend's giving me a hard time.

Why don't you get a sex robot from the third row?

Dude, people are worried about, you know, like

conservatives are like, they scream about men and women's sports.

Imagine robots and human sports.

Oh, forget about it.

It'll happen.

It's on the verge.

Yeah.

And then you're like,

you thought fucking boxing a trans woman was tough?

She was a real woman.

I'm not going to let that confusion happen.

In theory, boxing is tough.

In theory.

They just freaked out and ran with it.

Where you're like, we can't even have a conversation about this.

Because someone will go like, Soder didn't even read about it.

I read so much about it.

Completely separate set of facts.

It was completely...

By the way, they found out the people that said that that woman, female boxer from the woke country of Algeria.

The very trans forward country.

You know, they're so cool about trans in Algeria that the the people that said that she was a man were, I believe, the IBA, the International Boxing Associate, which has been defunct now.

And it was also shown that they were connected to the Russian mob.

And they said that she was a man after she beat a Russian boxer that was like backed by the Russia.

It's like all these levels to it.

And they're like, no, it's a dude fighting ladies.

And you're like, it's actually like a way more interesting story than that.

Yeah, it actually reveals a lot about the nature of the governing bodies behind boxing.

It also shows you that boxing will always be the most corrupt sport.

100%.

It'll always be the most sport.

Where Don King is one of the most key figures.

I love boxing, but then you all, it's like my favorite sport, one of my favorite sports to watch.

And then you're like

so angry at how fucking corrupt it is.

It's almost nothing but tragedy and corruption.

But now imagine it with robots.

Yeah.

Like if they make like a Terminator, like a lifelike looking dude.

That...

You don't need to go to the inner city to find some kid on his last chance.

No, you don't need to find a robot.

You you don't have to pick just go program a robot that looks like a human and then they have to do the terminator thing where they cut their fucking arm off and they're like show them and they're like

yeah dude it's gonna be for nfl is gonna rule what you got or you got white solve the problem of concussions we put the motherboard in the abdomen dude that's great all the headshots you want

robot nfl players having cte or they're just like he's pissing all over his pants it's just oil shooting out

dude i can't wait for robot nfl yeah

That's what it's going to be.

We're just going to make all the stuff that hurts humans make robots do.

Their girlfriends are the sex robots, so they show the football robots getting drafted.

And I'm like, the girlfriend robots

on the couch.

We're going to have so much oil and battery life.

He's like, don't you?

What do you mean we?

I'm getting a white robot.

I'm going for a white robot.

Is there a mouse in your pocket?

And it will be funny, like robots, like the far left people will be like, I'm switching a penis for a vagina.

Now I'm switching back.

Keep switching it out.

And you're like, there you go.

They're not hurting anybody.

Robots are canonically they, them.

You've got the wrong pronouns.

Minor 1001010001.

Don't assume my programs.

Woke robots are going to be fucking so funny.

I am a robot.

That is super offensive.

We're literally binary, actually.

My favorite, and you can zap me with my nipple tassels, but one of my favorite microcene jokes is when he calls them buckets of

bolt buckets, and I go, dad, you can't call them that.

That's their word.

Oh, daughter of mine's bringing home a bolt bucket.

Yeah, yeah, bringing home a bolt bucket.

But it's like, they're going to, like, politics will get into robots, and that's going to be hilarious.

I mean, they might as well, like, basically, with the goal of politics and all the people who handle politicians and like the K-Street think tanks and everything, their whole idea is to mold politicians in a certain image, have them say certain things, act act a certain way.

To push their policies.

Why not just program it?

Why not just make it a pro like

doesn't have a physical form?

Do you think they'll ever be a robot president?

It could be.

Yeah, I think you would be able to convince enough people why the fuck not.

All the Silicon Valley CEOs are already on board.

They're like, yeah, let's do it.

Let's have AI.

That's for the country.

You know how liberals now will be like, I miss.

George W.

Bush.

Like they do that dumb shit where they're like, isn't it crazy I live in a world where I miss him because of Trump?

And you're like, you're going to miss humans.

Yeah.

You're going to miss.

I wish I was getting lied to by a fucking human, not a robot that can.

Oh, but then we can have fucking robot wars with other countries, like Battle Bots, where we like take on China.

I'm kind of actually turning around on the idea, right?

Send forth your champion.

Yeah, dude.

In the Battle Bots arena.

What was that bad Hugh Jackman movie?

Yeah, the one where they fight like the remote control robot.

Instead of people fighting?

Yeah.

That's what.

Ready Player One.

I think.

No, that.

No, no.

Ready Player One's like a...

That's a good one.

I think that's more of like a.

It was right behind me.

That would be crazy.

It is.

Holy shit.

It's somewhere right behind you.

I didn't even, I honestly didn't even know it was behind you.

Ready Player One is somewhere on this fucking synchronicity.

You knew it.

I feel like you clocked it and you're like, watch me drop this.

Yeah, I Kaiser Soza.

Yeah, you're like, dude, I didn't know this, but JP broke into my apartment.

Listen, I'm very thorough about my podcast.

You go, what is Little Big Man?

That is directly behind you.

Hello, Myrtle.

Myrtle was comfortable with his smell.

I should have known.

It was called...

I mean, it was a piece of shit.

It was like right, but it was made like right before the CGI got really good, so it didn't quite play.

It was in Chappie, but it wasn't Chappie.

Chappy.

Real Steel.

Real Steel.

What a hunk of shit.

Really?

Look at this.

Look at fucking Hugh Jackson.

Look how dark that.

Yeah.

There was a time where you could cover up things looking bad in movies by making every scene really dark.

I'll read the synopsis.

In the near future,

when people become

uninterested in boxing and similar sports, impossible, a new sport is created, robot boxing,

wherein robots battle each other while being controlled by someone.

That's not even the fun.

You've already blown it.

And you know what it is?

It's kind of making me second guess the whole thing.

Like, part of the thing that makes boxing so great is like these two guys are bringing their egos yeah and their stories and their past into the ring and one of these guys is going to fail and like be hurt and the other guy's going to be in his moment of glory that's exactly it takes all the emotions you're watching both ends you're watching both ends of the spectrum you're watching you're watching one person

their life dream crumble yeah and you're watching another person's life dream become realized yeah You're not only going to lose at the thing that you trained for, you're getting your ass kicked.

And then a robot just goes full Conor McGregor and has like an oil addiction.

You have to program extreme egos into the robot.

Oh, all these robots are like,

I'm not listening to you.

Fuck you, you cock sucker.

The double robot does not apologize for nothing.

Tesla, there we go.

Who the fuck is that guy?

My sensors don't recognize him.

Fuck the fucking double

apologize to nobody.

Tesla's hiring people to do the robot.

The company is paying people to train its humanoid Optimus bot via motion capture.

Oh, so they put on the little mocap suits and they like move around to mimic the robots.

They disable the brawn to come in.

It's like we need the most coordinated human being.

Oh, yeah.

The amount of data collected you would need easily be a half a billion dollars.

And the real question is, even if you do that, do you succeed?

Oh, they're like doubting it, which makes me think.

Employees must also be between 5'7 and 5'11

because the Optimus is projected to be 5'8.

Dude, a robot with height issues, because we're both tall guys.

They're making short kings.

You better put that, you better put that part in there.

A robot with a built-in Napoleon complex.

Oh, where they're like, you know what their Napoleon complex is going to be?

They're not human.

Yeah.

Well, they'll be like, I'm not human.

Why is it?

Because I'm not human.

You won't even fuck me because I'm not human.

And you're like, they compile all these data points to try to

approximate what it means to be human, but they never quite get there.

It's like, I love listening to Bruce Springsteen.

It reminds me of when I had a crush on a girl at one summer.

Yeah.

You know, you don't know.

Okay.

What do you think is going to be the more dangerous option?

Men having sex with robots or women having sex with robots?

Because men having sex with female robots, your penis gets crushed, right?

Tough loss.

TL, your wiener gets flattened.

They have to build you a new one out of your elbow skin.

A lady

could get killed easier because the robot's all up in her gut.

Gets her back blown out like mechanically.

I'm trying to say,

we're saying it goes wrong for both of them.

Uh-huh.

Who has it worse?

The robot thrusts a lady like into the ceiling fan?

That's what I mean.

I think women have, it's going to be more dangerous for women to fuck a male sex robot.

Yeah.

So if you're the guy, the clamps get hit on you, and now she's on top, like you're pinned down.

Sure.

And you're getting blood circulation cut off.

Yeah.

She's got your

hips.

You're passing.

You're able to fight.

You can reach for the phone.

Yeah.

You can reach for the phone or the controller to turn on.

She's lost consciousness.

Yeah.

But a lady

that's that stud robot.

She gets into it too much.

She's piped down too good.

She loses track of where the remote is.

She flips off the side, and then it's just like, meh, meh, meh, meh.

And it's just like, she ain't going nowhere.

And all these, like, even nymphomaniacs are like, it was the worst.

Yeah.

I got enough.

And the women, sometimes they want to have like nasty things said to them.

So their robots are programmed to talk dirty.

And then all of a sudden the robot is like, put down the remote control, you little slut.

Yeah.

And then she did.

She goes, you want more?

She goes, okay.

And then her legs are just liquefied.

The male robot,

the male sex worker, I'm already giving you a leg up.

He's a sex worker.

You do have to pay them.

They're going to have a coin slot.

Yeah.

Credits, due.

You know, like, remember arcade games?

You have to.

Where it'd be like, continue 25 seconds.

If you have like your David Buster's card, you're like, bloop, bloop, tap it on the, that's the tap to the forehead.

And they're like,

well,

dude, it's going to get wild.

It's going to get wild.

And I'm so glad all three of us will be dead.

Yeah.

It's like Blade Runner shit.

And you're just like, I'm kind of happy.

I'm kind of happy we live.

That's what we should be doing right now is we should be appreciating that we are watching.

We live in the simpler times.

We live in the times that people will be Amish for in like a generation.

Oh, well, they'll just be like,

I'm going back to only using Twitter and Instagram.

There's going to be communes of the times when it was really good, when you just had a portable DVD player.

Do you think

this was the long-term strategy of the Amish?

Where the Amish go like, it's actually kind of working out for you.

You were right the whole time, you see?

Oh, brother Hezekiah, you were right.

Only writing nasty things carved into the side of the barn was the way to go.

That's their Twitter.

They go, there's some stories going on about Mary Beth that are trending on the side of the barn.

At the next harvest, this barn will be burned down and built anew.

But I feel like

someone needs to do an apocalyptic thriller where the only humans that survive are the Amish because they're not tied to any robots.

Yeah.

And like they are, they might be our last hope.

I'm saying it right here on this podcast.

They don't have any of the chemicals inside their bodies.

No microplastics.

No fucking any, dude.

Amish,

if you're watching this.

If this podcast somehow makes its way to you.

If someone transcribes this and reads it to you, you're our only hope.

Help us, Amish.

Help us, Brother Hezekiah.

Teach our woodworking.

Brother Daniel and Brother James await your instructions.

Just think about it, right?

Brother Pimp will come with us too.

Brother Pimp, please let us in the commune.

But I saw this interview.

I think it was Tucker Carlson was talking to like Ari Shafir or something.

Because whenever my friends talk to Tucker Carlson, I'm like, what are you doing?

Just who cares?

I don't care.

I'm apolitical, so I don't care.

But you're like, what are you doing?

But they were talking to Tucker Carlson, and he was like, he showed a, it actually made sense.

He was like, I have a truck here that runs on an engine, a carburetor.

It's like an old school truck.

There's no.

There's no computer that could shut this down.

That's exactly his point.

And I was like, that's great.

I'm not one of those people that's like, what is he doing?

I'm like, that's actually very smart.

Yeah, I don't really drive, but yeah, that's cool.

I couldn't fix a truck, but that's pretty cool.

But I think that's the way to go.

Like, having stuff like that, where you're not relying on any computer, purely mechanical.

Purely mechanical.

You understand how it works.

You know how to fix it.

Yeah.

If you have like spare parts, that's the way to go.

There's a book somewhere that tells you how to repair it so like the information related to it can't be changed by a third party where it's saved online somewhere.

I think we're about to be Amish.

Hard copies.

Yeah, dude.

They're like, what happened to JP McDade and Soder?

And you're like, this is going to be crazy.

They're like

literally Eddie Murphy and they're like George Carlin and Rich Pryor at the Amish.

Yeah.

They're like just touring barns.

They tapped this market.

That would be.

Soul Joel was right there.

Soul Joel.

Do you understand?

He was on the other side of the wall.

If he just would have invited him in, dude, that'd be so funny.

We get paid in grain.

It's like,

I got bags of grain, baby.

They're talking into a fake microphone because they don't use microphones.

It's unplugged.

It's unplugged.

The other day I slept in until 4.36 a.m.

Folks.

I am lazy.

I'm so lazy.

I didn't milk the cows till the sun was up.

Oh.

You know, robots be all like, they love

racist robot stuff.

Yeah, all these robots be like,

racist toward computer users.

Oh, look, I'm logging on, right, guys?

They're like,

guys, I have a beard, no mustache.

the women are silent but like the men are cracking up laughing you go ladies don't laugh at that

don't laugh at that i'll put a baby in you no pain no pain medication

damn dude the amish are going to be our heroes yeah i love it when we come to a conclusion at the end of an episode where you're like i think we solved how to beat the robots

Through good old-fashioned prayers.

There's a CIA meeting where there's just like a long table and there's a bunch of Amish people and they go,

you're our only chance.

And they're like, well, I'm going to need six horses.

They're really bad negotiators.

They could have anything.

Oh,

yeah, okay.

I would love a new table.

And they go, not even the table.

I'll make it myself.

Give me the wood.

And they go.

One of my saws has become dulled from frequent use.

If you could replace that.

Amish lawyers.

Yeah.

They're like,

I'm the best goddamn Amish lawyer.

My client is guilty and he is sorry.

And he will.

Shall he repent?

Yeah, I guess.

Man, you guys are just getting your clients hammered every time.

Maximum sentence.

Brother Hezekiah

at law.

In the Amish criminal justice system, there are the.

Everyone is guilty because God has made everyone with natural sin.

It's like, how do you plead?

He's already whipping himself in the court.

Damn, dude.

And then, like, Rumspring, they've done documentaries about it.

Yeah.

It's got to be wild to just go like, so what's going on?

And then you're like, oh, oh, oh.

How do you go back?

I feel like you realize we're all suckers.

Like if you have it built into you enough, you're like, oh, man, I'm so good at, like, I'm not good at anything here in this world.

But I think some of them, like I was watching Naked in a Freighter, one of those type of shows, and there was a guy on that show who like went on Rum Spring and found he was like really good as like an outdoor guide.

And he was good at like giving people, you know, teaching survival skills to people in the woods.

And now he's like, Oh, now there's now there's chicks.

Yeah, he's like, Oh, not women that I'm kind of related to.

Check this out.

I don't have to fuck a third cousin.

Wow, you're a whole different race from me.

This is amazing.

Oh my god, your skin is caramel.

Like, Amish guys fucking other women must be like, Oh,

oh, what is this?

It's like the first time you taste a new flavor.

Just like when a baby tastes lemon, you go, oh, oh,

dude, Amish eating like black pussy.

Hey, no.

And they go, it's like that little kid with the jalapeno where he goes,

60s RB movies.

They're like, yo, all right, white boys.

Sorry,

keeping all this flavor in my beard.

You are delicious.

He's suddenly wearing a turtleneck

with a chain over it.

He goes, girl.

Ring on the finger.

I'm about to build you all the parns you want.

A wigger, a wigger, Amish guy.

He's like,

yo, all I'm saying is farm work.

Yo, they got us out there bussing.

We busting our ass.

He's using like an old rusted blade to give himself an edge up.

He's got lines in his eyebrows.

I'm doing notches in his eyebrows.

He's like, sorry.

I run spring.

I had black pussies.

I raised a lot of borns in my life, but you raised something in me, girl.

Yeah.

You know what?

I want to raise a son with you.

Be my queen.

And she's like, You weird as hell.

I live in Philadelphia.

I ain't going out to no Amish country.

And he's like, shoot, you stupid.

girl dude amish guy addicted to black women is so funny he's like

i'm gonna tell you right now i would give up four carriages just to be with you

pulls up pulls up in like one of those uh those like carriages that has uh the orange triangle in the back but it has rims yeah spinners on it yeah

dude it's so funny when you go to a gas station

You'll see like horse shit in Pennsylvania.

Yeah.

When you're by Amish and you're like, but it's like horseshit where the cars.

When we were driving, when we do our drive to Colorado for Christmas, we like pulled into a gas station in Pennsylvania, and there was just horseshit everywhere.

Yeah, and you're like, oh, it's near Amish country.

They fuel up too, yeah.

Of course, a slim gym

spicy beef, and then they go inside for a bug of water.

But it is, it is also kind of fucked up because you're like, clean up your horse shit.

Yeah, like, what is this?

It's against our ways.

Sorry, man.

Fuck off.

Anything they don't want to do, they just.

Sorry, can't do that.

Just say it.

Hey, you were pretty rude back there.

Yep, women don't do that.

By the way,

I'll tone.

Suck my Amish dick.

Suck my uncircumcised dick.

Musky, Amish dick.

Oh, dude, pubic here.

Their pubes also have the little bangs.

Oh, yeah, that's fun.

They're just like straight down.

I would love to get an Amish community sponsored by Manscape and have them come in and just shave their balls and stuff.

Or they're like, oh my God, look at my piece.

Come over here.

Brother Josiah.

I ain't nearly half a cubit.

Half a cubit.

Oh, look at my wife.

Well, I feel like eating it.

I didn't know she had all those flaps and folds under all that hair.

Like getting women,

having girls go get, what's it called?

Sugared?

But they have their pussy hairs.

Wax.

Damn, dude, that would be so funny.

Manscape, go attack the amish

my darling your child hole has never looked better oh my god after 17 kids i actually could see the wear and tear sweet lord cover back up with oh my god it looks like a bloodhound on an august day it's like

that's pretty gross that's pretty that's a good place to end that's a good place to end the episode on the drool um new special out on youtube check out jp mcdade he is seriously one of the funniest people working right now.

Jokes.

The guy's got amazing jokes.

I know this is, we're at the point of the apocalypse where I have to sell you on this.

Jokes are great.

They're fun.

They're written.

Prepared material.

The robots haven't figured them out just yet.

Just yet.

Do you think comics use AI to write jokes?

Pampa's shaking his head, yes.

Yeah, people have to be using it.

People are using AI to write jokes.

Yeah.

I think that collecting data of former joke.

Yeah, that sucks.

Like, compile the topic.

I don't don't even want to think about it.

I don't even want to think about it.

Like, compile the topics that people find most interesting or something, and then they write jokes about that.

Yeah.

Ew.

Disgusting.

Are musicians doing it?

Yeah.

You can just make a song, a whole song from AI.

Yeah, dude.

Someone did AI

Metallica as yacht rock.

And my friend Matt Limparzik sent it to me.

Shout out, Matt Limparzik.

He's almost done in the Navy.

When he does, we'll be smoking weed again.

That faithful day will come.

Dude, I'm going to play it for you.

It is so fucking good.

It's so good that I'm kind of like, I don't know if I like it.

I hate that some things they make are good.

Apologies in advance.

This is AI.

Do an enter Sandman.

This is AI.

Fuck, it's undeniable.

I mean, it's great.

Take it to the bridge.

It's great.

Robots, take us over.

This is what's going to be playing when we lay back and Fentano is just injected right now.

They're using us as batteries like the Matrix.

Also, shout out Matt Lamparzik because his friend did a cover of

Chapel Rone.

Uh-huh.

But they did a death metal cover.

And Chapel Roan's unbelievable.

But this is humans covering it, and I love it.

And he's drumming.

My buddy drums.

And he does the fills.

What's it called?

My girlfriend would love that.

Chapel Ron.

Oh, this is my buddy Matt.

I'll send it to you.

Yeah.

My buddy covered it.

But yeah, Chapel Ronin's.

Katie got me into her.

And she's, well, she's like the biggest thing right now.

And I like her because she's came out and gone like, hey, fans.

Chill out.

Chill the fuck out.

Yeah.

That's so cool.

You're being weird.

Yeah, you're making it not fun for me to do this.

I love the fact that someone has said, not that I have that problem.

But I'm saying like someone of that stature.

Where used to be like fuck my fans i hate you now it's like kind of the middle ground it's like hey you're like talk to them like people yeah i like that like she's like guys the humanity of it yeah leave me alone you're freaking me out when i'm in public yeah i love that

it rocks yeah shout out chapel ronin also she dressed up like a wrestler at laplooza come on the pod chapel roan come on let's go come on the dude if we got chapel ronin everyone like how did you get her katie would be on the other side like

that's so funny if i didn't tell katie i go hey listen on tuesday chapel Chappellarone's coming by.

And she'd be like, what?

That's like as big as getting like a Taylor Swift on your podcast.

Jay, listen, if one of Chappellerone's friends sees this, come on by.

Come hang out.

We're in Manhattan.

Chappellarone's big into like Legion of Skanks.

So she's like, dude, that'd be so

skank hands.

She's like, I'm throwing skank hands.

She goes, honestly, for me, you know what, dude, set up this whole generation of comics.

You're like, Chappellarone used to listen.

Oh, you know what, dude?

She goes, oh, I used to read jeffrey gurion she goes i was off i had a subscription to the empiro bank

she's like i love it i love comedy that would be so fucking funny yeah i saw girosa at broadway comedy club oh my god nothing better than watching a taping of what's your fucking deal with big j okerson at the bitter end and you're like

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