#646: Firm Marble T*ts

Hello, Mary,

let's do this hot seat, hot seat dance.

Fucking teabagg went with Paltrow.

Can we devote that show to that nameless gentleman?

Sorry, Lindsay.

The show is dedicated to some guy.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave with Walt Flanagan.

Hello.

Brian Quinn.

Hello.

How are you stinking?

Stinking pretty well.

I'm stinking all right today.

You're stinking all right.

I'm not very high energy.

Me?

No, Brian Johnson.

Right.

I'm trying to bring it in.

Yeah.

High levels of energy.

Watch out.

Watch out.

You pass out if you wouldn't let it too hot, I think.

I let it too hot.

We were crash camping behind this chair.

I need a cool cloth for my head.

What happened to to him?

He just said hello, a little too high energy.

He started blinking real quick.

He got

very briefly happy.

His mind shot.

Many remembered.

Oh, boy.

Walked in here.

Walt's rocking out.

Now, is this a direct

due to Ozzie passing away?

Or are you like, I need to get back to my metal roots?

No.

Instead of color play?

It was a very strange

office visit today.

As I got into the office, usually what we have on is the local radio station, 101.5.

The rat?

Not the rat.

It's all talk.

It's the only radio station I know is the rat.

Ginim is obsessed with it.

Okay.

And then today he didn't have it on.

He had

music on,

but it wasn't good music.

And then when he went to the bathroom, I just asked Alexa to put

some hard rock

station on, and that's what you guys came into.

It wasn't because of the unfortunate passing of Ozzy Osborne, but yeah, that was a not new, that wasn't a shocker that he passed away.

It surprised me that he passed away so quickly after this concert because Kelly Osborne came out and was like, you know, there's been reports that he's dying.

He's not doing well.

It's not true.

None of it's true.

Oh, really?

Yeah, and then he died.

And then he died.

My friend was at that concert.

Yeah, he sent me a video of him on stage.

He looked like he was sitting, Eric.

Yeah, Eric.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That can't, I guess you can't write a better outro.

If you're going to go, you might as well go on the heels of one of the biggest concert events in music history

and raising more money than any benefit charity has ever raised.

Oh, really?

Did they?

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that.

They raised $190 million

for Parkinson and some children's

issues.

And it's the most money raised by a music concert in world history.

Wow, even over the 80s, like those U.S.

Yeah, wow, I mean, that's impressive.

Yeah, that's what I heard on the radio today.

And that was the metal community that did that.

Great people.

They have written the metal community off for decades.

Yeah.

And look what the metal community just fucking did.

And I see a bunch of rappers raising $190 million.

That's what took over metal.

Metal was going strong.

Metal was alive.

And then rappers.

Metal was always kind of going.

I mean, there's always been metal heads.

Like, they didn't really go away.

Oh,

there's not as many metal heads as

there used to be, though.

Well, you guys rode the wave in the heyday, so maybe, yeah, I could see you having that perspective.

But, like, it never seemed to me that metal went away.

I think it did.

I think it went.

I mean,

nobody's playing it on the radio anymore.

Okay.

Fair enough.

You don't see kids.

Well, that's not true because if you go to like Sirius XM or something like that, they have entire channels.

Yeah, but they have a genre for every interest.

Yeah, right.

They have 40s music.

They do.

It's not a joke.

I know.

It's like, hello, baby.

Let's do this.

Hot, sit, hot, sit, dance.

And are you going to base the claim that since they have an XFM?

No, no, no.

The 40s are still hot.

It was like 1942 up in here.

No, no, I agree.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it definitely didn't go the way of 40s music.

No, no.

I mean, Metallica is still selling out arenas and stuff like that.

Yeah, they're still one of the few bands that can, metal bands that can sell out an arena.

Yeah.

And maybe it's because through my buddy Eric, he knows like the Lamb of God guys, and he knows a bunch of

Slayer guys and stuff like that.

He might be keeping that alive for me more than I'm.

My temperature is not accurate.

Yeah,

he's not representative of

the world at large.

So to talk to him is to be involved in it.

Yeah, I saw a couple people I know of that.

Like, I backed, like, watching from the site, like Jim Norton and Jim Florentine were there.

Uh, Randy Falk from NECA was there.

Uh, did you guys hear a rumor about his death?

Anything?

No.

Did you?

Yeah.

You know, I'm torn as soon as say it.

Oh, wait, that it was medically assisted or something?

Yeah,

yeah, I actually read that too.

I did read that.

I heard that it was like a medically assisted suicide type thing,

which is kind of metal, if I'm going to be honest.

Like,

what's the most metal death?

yeah.

But who knows if that's that's fucking right.

I read the same thing.

Yeah, I couldn't even tell you where I didn't read it, somebody told it to me, so who knows where they fucking read it.

Um, but yeah, I have complicated feelings about Ozzy for a long time because when I was a kid, like he was famous for like killing animals, right?

And I remember being like, fuck this guy, like, who the fuck does he think he is?

It's oddly enough, like, it wasn't until he became soft television Ozzy that I was like, all right, I'm all right with this guy.

You do know that that was a mistake, right?

He didn't really kill animals, not on purpose.

Yeah, but he really did fucking

leaned into it and played it up.

That's what I heard when I was a kid.

You know what I mean?

So I was like, it was a mistake.

Someone threw a bat up.

He thought it was a rubber bat.

He bit the head off, and it became legend then.

Yeah.

But I will

really doubt that he was biting bats' heads off every concert.

I think that was a one-off thing that happened.

Well, I was like, holy shit, I got to get checked out now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, I also heard a story about him one time.

Um,

like, what a wild man he was.

He like got down on the ground and he snorted a line of ants.

Holy fuck.

Yeah, I think I heard that too, man.

What do you get from that?

I don't know.

I don't see getting a high off of ants.

He's just hot.

He was just high, right, and drunk all the fucking time.

Like, there was, he, he couldn't even account for his behavior, I bet.

Right.

Yeah.

But when he became Michael,

that's when I was like, this guy's all right.

You like the show?

I never watched the show, but

I liked the persona that it put out of him.

And I was like, all right, he's a befuddled old dude.

I don't remember the show that well because I didn't watch it that frequently.

I do remember there being dog shit all over the place, though.

Like under your house?

Yeah, like that was an ongoing thing that the dogs were constantly shitting in the house.

That's very funny.

I mean, that was kind of the magic of the show, right?

Like, it really was like out of control.

Yeah, it was like, this guy's life is insane.

Madhouse.

I met his son a couple of times.

He never went any, like, he never knew who I was or anything like that.

And he was always so nice, that kid, Jack.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Even I met him once in the height.

I was with Muse somewhere in L.A.

at the height of the Osbournes.

And like you meet this kid who's like on the biggest show on the planet.

You're like, oh God.

But he was so fucking nice.

And then I met him years later, like four years ago, and he was so nice.

He's getting thumbs up from me.

There was a stretch where Muse,

Jack, and a couple other guys lived in a house and they called it the Falcon's Nest.

Yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, it was right off sunset.

Yeah, Yeah, it was like a frat house.

Yeah, I was there a couple of times.

Andy Milanakis, Andy lived there.

Yeah.

Why'd they call it the Falcon's Nest?

I have no idea.

I think it was a video gaming thing because they played video games so much.

I don't know, but it was a fucking, it was a shit show.

It was a mess.

The house was

about as messy as you think of those five guys, it's about as messy as you would imagine.

Yeah, it looks like our back room.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I can imagine it then.

Yeah, there you go.

But they would always have like beautiful girls there.

You'd be like, all right, all right.

Guess they don't mind the mess.

Definitely not.

And then we also lost Malcolm Jamal Warner.

That's fucking crazy.

Not that he died.

I mean,

I didn't really keep up with his career, but like, what a way to die

swimming with your wife and kid, and you just get sucked out, and that's it.

Oh, man, 50 years.

That's how it happened?

Yeah.

He was down in Costa Rica.

Yeah, he was in Costa Rica.

He was the undertow.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Whatever it was.

It was the tide.

It was the tide or the the undertow.

Did I ever tell the story I almost drowned?

I don't think so.

Not that I'm aware of.

Not that I remember.

Yeah, I almost drowned.

I was probably like four.

Is that Cheesequake National Park?

You know where that is?

Yeah.

I'm out in the water,

and of course, my mom is telling me, you know, not to go out too deep.

And

something happened, and I, like, I took a step and I went under.

and I could not get back up.

And I just felt this force, just something like some, just this physical,

like heavy hand grab me and pulled me out of the water.

And it was some guy.

Wow.

Some guy just pulled me out of the water.

And I couldn't, I was coughing and I couldn't get it.

And my mom came over.

But yeah, some guy, I don't even know who he is.

He's probably dead now.

He was a young guy then.

Some young guy in his 20s just grabbed me, pulled me out of the water, and brought me back to the shore.

And

I wish I could look up that guy.

I can't even remember his face.

Yeah, I mean, if you're four,

like you remember the incident, but not the particulars.

He gave me mouth to mouth.

Three hours later, he said I was fine.

Also, it wasn't easy as Quake was in my house.

Boy, I was

better than I wasn't drowning.

And it was last week.

But I

would give just about anything to talk to that guy right now.

Get him on the podcast.

Yeah, he's responsible for your kids.

Yeah.

He probably wasn't properly thanked at that moment.

I'm sure my mom was like, but she was in shock and everything.

Get your hands off my boy.

But I bet you he went about his day and didn't even realize it.

But I still remember it, though.

He remembers you.

There's no way a guy saves a four-year-old and doesn't remember it.

You think so?

Oh, a hundred percent.

Dude, I saved a cat 15 years ago, and I'm still like, Yeah, mush, mush, got out of the fire.

Yeah, of course.

And yeah, he.

I wonder if they keep records.

I went to the Cheesequake National Park Archives.

You think they kept an incident report

from 1971?

Hold on, let's just go.

3 million fucking computerizing.

Somebody almost drowned.

but we went to cheesequake for something

i don't know if it was patreon related or i went with my wife to do a walking trail and we came upon where the water is and it was kind of powerful because i hadn't been there probably since that isn't it a lake it was a lake yeah lake had undertoes and tides it wasn't i stepped it was just a drop off it was a drop i stepped into i took a step and i went down

and i couldn't get back out And I remember being under the water.

I remember my arms flailing under the water.

I can still remember looking

at this round water and shit.

Yeah, the shit floating all around me and like screaming, but letting all water go down into my throat and everything.

And all of a sudden, this fucking magnificent human being grabbed me and fucking rescued me.

Wow.

Can we devote that show to that nameless gentleman?

Sorry, Lindsay.

The show is dedicated to some guy.

It's unfortunate that she's had a lot of things pop up since she gave that candy that have forced her to relinquish some of her shows that were going to be dedicated to her.

Yeah,

if it wasn't this guy, it was going to be Ozzie or Malcolm Jamal Warren or whatever.

He was on a show called Sneaky Pete, which, I mean, obviously he was in the Cosby show too, but he was in a show called Sneaky Pete.

He was really good in Giovanni Rubisi.

How badly did he

fucking fume because of how things shook out and that show became persona non grata in terms of syndication?

Oh, yeah.

According to the article I just read today, he was not happy about it.

I was just speculating.

Oh, yeah, he actually

came out and said he goes, you know how rich we would all be if it wasn't for him.

Oh my god.

Yeah, because no one will show that show.

So all that money that they would have made

went up in smoke.

Yep.

Oof.

Yeah, he seemed unhappy about it.

I would be too.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I would be like, fuck.

Yeah, you'd think that's Money in the Bank.

The Cosby show.

It was a juggernaut when I was growing up.

Yeah.

And

still to this day, I think it would be like Golden Girls.

It would be fun.

If it wasn't for him, it would be fondly remembered.

Oh, yeah, I believe so.

The Huxtables.

The Huxtables.

They were two doctors, right?

I don't remember.

The husband.

Yeah, I think Claire.

It was

Huxtable.

And they were both, I think, doctors, I believe.

Lawyer.

Okay.

Lawyer.

She was a lawyer?

Okay, she was a lawyer.

She married Ashad Murmad.

He was a wide receiver, I think, the wife, in real life.

Oh, Felicia Rashad?

Felicia Rashad, heirs, Alan Huxtable.

Yeah, she had a couple different last names.

Oh, I know.

This just turned into an episode of the TV guys on TV guys.

I did.

I remember that show.

A couple new episodes coming up on the Patreon in the next couple of months.

All right, nice.

A little plug.

If you want to hear us talk about old shows that we used to watch and

strain our minds to remember them.

Check out this concept.

I don't know if you're aware of this.

This is a show we do where I buy vintage

decades-old TV guys.

Yeah, I know this shows.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

And we just flip through it, and I say, do you remember this?

And people are like, do you remember that?

Or

I don't remember that.

Alternatively, yeah, like, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, just sometimes I'm like, do you remember this?

And everybody's like, no, I don't remember that.

Okay, let's move on.

You don't do research and educate yourself.

I don't want you guys to, like, spend too much time worrying about the shows.

I want the off-the-cuff

real,

you know, genuine responses.

Like when I, like when Sunday Jeff hears something and he lights up, like, C-Lab or something, or what was that, SeQuest?

Yeah.

You know, with Roy Schneider, I think he was on that.

Yeah.

When you see that man's eyes light up and he remembers a dolphin on SeQuest, it's like it's magical.

Yeah.

And he's not bringing this example up out of nowhere.

It really was.

It really was a moment for him.

Tears were in his eyes.

God bless him.

His brother was on Staten Island last weekend.

His band, Agnostic From, was playing on Staten Island.

I found out too late.

I would have went.

Should have called him up and got tickets.

I didn't have found out after it was over because I saw a picture of them

with a background that I know because I know the place they were at.

And I was like, oh, fuck, man, I would would have definitely went down.

Those guys rock hard.

I don't know.

I mean, that's not a place for people who don't want to fucking get down.

We're up in the ears.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, you know, if you.

God forbid he gets dragged into a mosh pit.

Could you imagine?

His teeth always cracking all over the place.

I saw a movie.

I got a movie recommendation.

I was thinking of you the whole time, Brian.

Although, Walt, I think you would take it as well.

So the guy who made The Purge has made a new new movie called Home.

And it does star Pete Davison, which I know is going to be

not your favorite thing.

But, dude, it is like a 70s.

Like, it felt like Rosemary's Baby had a fucking kid with another 70s.

Like, it was like one of those movies where the atmosphere is so dreadful from the moment the movie starts, you feel like

unsettled.

Right.

And it doesn't let up.

And then the end is just batshit crazy.

And

I don't know.

The whole time I was watching, I was like, fucking, you guys should got to watch this movie.

Home.

It's called Home, the Home, O Home.

Where'd you see it?

I saw it at theater.

It comes out Friday.

I got a little preview of it

this week.

I got to see it.

It was fucking great.

Do you have your tickets for the Fantastic Four all secured?

I do not.

No.

Really?

I do want to see it, but I'll, you know, I'll catch it.

Did you see that footage of Galactus walking alongside

the freeway?

No.

Oh, my God.

It was good, yeah.

It's breathtaking.

It looks like a superhero movie mixed in with a kaiju movie because Galactus is basically just a giant monster.

That's cool.

It is breathtaking.

He just walks by it.

I'm excited to see it.

No part of me is like, the reviews have been kind of shitty.

Have you seen that?

I've actually seen a lot of good reviews lately.

And everybody's giving it like a B-minus.

When's it coming out?

I think it comes out

tomorrow or Friday.

Yeah, but it's on track to make a lot of money.

I am excited to see it.

Did the first one suck?

Was the first one not good?

Not the Roger Corman one.

There hasn't been a Marvel one.

There has been a Marvel.

No, Fox made them

like 20 years ago at this point.

Okay.

They were corny.

But I know that.

I mean, a lot of people watching them and being like, oh, they're fine.

You know, corny.

But Jessica Alba

in the Fantastic Tour outfit is more than enough to get me to the theater multiple times.

Yeah.

I'm like, holy shit.

Yeah.

She went away, huh?

Did she or did she not?

I think she started a company and became like really rich.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like she just almost like what Gwyneth Paltrow did, but in a different way and got really, got really rich.

Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow, I have

more Gwyneth Paltrow news.

More?

When was the last time?

When was the last time you had?

The last time was when we were talking about the vagina-scented candles.

Oh, that was on another Patreon show called Bry Tries, where Bry made a candle.

Oh, how'd it go?

Pretty good.

Smelled like Mike Walls.

Yes, the sex act that Gwyneth Paltrow loved performing with Ben Effleck revealed.

Whoa.

No, well, you may remember stories of Ben taking his balls out and putting them on Kevin's shoulder.

And Ming.

And Ming.

Ming, yeah, I think the whole shaft was on Ming's lips.

Yeah,

I think Ming actually performed oral sex on Ben.

This accelerated.

I felt sure I would have heard that story.

Or was it on his lips or was just on the back of his neck?

I always get it confused.

He tried to get some lip action, but

benbarted away.

But yeah, like that was his thing, I guess, back then, like as a joke or a prank that you would, you know, to his friends, not to

not to strangers, yeah, not to friends.

I guarantee you, PAs on set and shit.

He has stopped doing that in this day and age.

Oh, yeah.

I'd be really surprised.

I'd be really shocked if he's still.

It's a young man's game.

But you know, he wishes wishes he could still do it.

Right.

He misses it.

He sees a neck.

The person's unaware.

He's like, God damn it.

He's like sweating.

God damn it.

But anyway,

Gwyneth Paltrow

allegedly.

It was the movie that they were in together.

Ben and Gwyneth Paltrow?

Yeah, you could say it was a movie scene, right?

Oh, they dated.

They dated for a while.

Oh, they dated too?

Okay.

I thought he only dated J-Lo and the girl who was Electra, Jennifer Garnett.

Oh, Jennifer Garner.

I thought there was only two girls in his back.

That was in the 90s when I first met you guys.

He was dating her then.

Those in the know won't be surprised that Affleck was into it.

He does love Duncan.

Now, what do you think he's Duncan, Q?

I don't understand anything that you just said.

So you know what the sex act is?

I know what the sex act is.

And who revealed this?

Gwyneth?

Gwynneth Paltrow.

She went and did an interview and revealed

activities behind closed doors with Ben Affleck.

She told, this is in quotes, she told Kevin Oykin in his London hotel room, I don't know who that is, one day after lunch that she loved when Affleck teabagged her.

This is a woman who...

They dated from 97 to 2000.

Is she not getting enough roles that now she's going out and desperately trying to get ink by saying this?

Well, the bedroom tidbit is revealed in an upcoming biography about the actress.

So she's trying to sell her biography, I guess.

Wow.

If you're Ben, are you happy about that?

Yeah, maybe.

I fucking teabagged one of Paltrow.

Yeah, but it's not one up on me.

It's Taudrito, man.

Sure.

I'm just assuming Teabagging's part of the.

What type of T-bagging do you think it is?

Like, she's.

Oh, I think he's straddling her face.

He's dipping them in and out.

I mean, as a solo act that's kind of on, but part of everything.

It's like, sure, yeah, yeah.

But I don't know.

I think Ben just likes to put it on dudes' necks.

I don't think he likes to do that on with a

you know what?

You might be right.

I like to think that he reserves that for his broads.

Like his entourage has bald tattoos on their neck.

Bro, you're in the club, man.

You got to get the tat.

I just think back to, you know, back when it was more sophisticated era, like, you didn't hear like Errol Flynn's girlfriend fucking revealing all the things that he'd like to do, or you know, just keep it.

Well, you might be right, Walt, because at no point in the article does it say that Ben liked doing it, and it does say he at times seemed more interested in playing video games with the guys at his house than being with Gwyneth.

That I understand,

I understand that too.

But

you put the two together,

makes Ben suspect,

does it?

Well,

I like T-Megan and I love video games.

But he also doesn't have a history, though, of putting your sack

on your buds.

Not yet.

Could he still get away with it today if it was like a buddy of his and it's a male?

Yes,

if it's private, but if he's out at fucking In-N-Out and all of a sudden he pulls it out, you know, it does that.

It's my thing.

It's my thing that I do.

It's more his age than anything else at this point.

At this age, yeah.

Yeah, because you'd be like, what the fuck?

How is he, 55?

You'd be like, what the fuck, dude?

But you would accept that from other guys in their 50s, like any of the jackass guys.

You'd probably be like, well, that makes sense.

Well, when you say accept, I don't care what an athlete does.

It doesn't matter to me what anybody does.

I'm just talking about

if I was friends with him and he was trying to lay like 55-year-old balls on my neck, I'd be like, I don't want this, man.

And the jackass guys would get the same talking, too.

Like, I just don't want it, man.

I want an Academy Award, Q.

All right, go ahead.

Come on.

Just do it quick.

Just a little bit.

And then she married Cold Play frontman Chris Martin.

Oh, he's back.

Another Cold Play reference.

Yeah.

And Ben was married to her.

Is she still married to him?

No, now she's married to a guy.

Oh, she's currently married.

She should not be saying this in if she's currently married.

No.

That is a disrespectful.

Well,

it sounds like she didn't say it to me.

It sounded like she told someone that, and that person has told me that.

I think she told somebody on a podcast, though.

Oh, on a podcast?

I think so.

Well, let's see here.

Isn't she

Hollywood Royalty?

Who's she?

Who's her father?

And

Diane Ledd and Bruce Dern.

No, no, no.

Bruce Dern is Laura Dern's father.

What the fuck?

What's his name?

Go to an ad.

Yeah.

Quick.

Oh no, it's not coming up.

Cover our ignorance.

I did, um, yeah, now I got to look it up before we do this ad.

Let me see.

Uh,

Gwyneth

Paltrow.

He's got it right there.

Oh, he's got it right there.

Oh, oh, Bruce Paltrow.

Ah, Bruce Darn, Bruce Paltrow.

There you go.

Pretty close.

All right.

Blucho.

Okay, so Bluetooth.

Let me read you all about Bluetooth.

I had

a guy tell me firsthand

that he was

going to dip into the world of threesomes.

Whoa.

Yeah, him and his wife and another lady.

Good for him.

And he's like, you know, this Blue Chew.

How old is he?

What's that?

How old is this person?

I would say he's probably in his

mid-40s.

It's Frank Five.

Frank Five was like, okay, man, you got any Blue Chew?

I'm going to bang this chick.

No, he was going going to be in a threesome, and he took the blue chew because he was a little nervous.

Yeah, I was going to say, if this isn't enough to raise the flag,

the threesome?

Yeah.

But

I think you want to be extra doubly prepared for threes.

And ready to go again.

Ready to quickly.

Really?

I think so, yeah.

Or like

one situation you don't want to fuck up.

Yeah, if you want to fail safe in a situation.

Yeah, you finally talk your wife into it and stuff like that.

So all systems go here.

Let's get the blue chew.

It's not going to hurt.

Why not?

No, No,

it can't hurt.

You're right.

But you're judging him on his inability to get it off with you.

Well, I'm like,

I'm like, yeah, because I'm like, already, you're like, well, maybe you shouldn't, maybe you should just go watch fucking TV, Grandpa.

Let the ladies have a good time.

Well, you're doing that thing where you're saying things that the advertisers wouldn't want you to be saying in the middle of a fucking thing that we're trying to promote here.

We haven't even started the end yet.

Guys.

And so, what happened?

You got to finish that story.

Oh, I didn't hear the aftermath yet.

Yeah, I'm still waiting to hear how it went.

But I did get a short text that said it was

the Blue Chew was.

He said Excelsior.

Nice.

Oh, boy.

Did he?

He said Excelsior?

He used the word Excelsior.

That guy doesn't deserve it.

So now I can find out who it is.

There's only a couple of dorks on this planet who are going to use that word

in that context.

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Let's see.

And here's where your head is at.

Sometimes I take a what?

Sometimes I take a Bluetooth to make standing in line line easier.

It's something to lean on.

Oh, okay.

These are things that they're suggesting I say.

Okay.

I've been kicked out of four museums for carrying a loaded sculpture.

What?

Have you ever tried to tuck in a submarine?

This ain't a supplement.

It's a restaurant.

Somebody's got to get fired.

You would think it was AI if it wasn't.

It's so bizarre.

It's so bad, yeah.

So why are you taking a blue chew if you're going to the Met, the Metropolitan Art Museum of Art?

Because there's so many fucking tits there.

You don't want to fucking get aroused there.

That's the worst place.

There's all kinds of people.

Wasting that blue chip.

Yeah, or you're going to get arrested.

Firm marble tits.

Or a lot of fucking scrotums, too.

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is Ben Affleck painting himself white.

Standing there silently until people go by.

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Give her group chat something to talk about.

You know, when you lay it down, you're talking about how it gets up.

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All right.

Nice.

What else do we got here?

I saw, let's see.

How was Florida?

You went down to Taste Funny with Jiggy?

It was fun.

Yeah, Ming was there.

Ming's a beast.

He doesn't stop.

He's out by the pool all fucking day.

He's bouncing from cabana to cabana like a little butterfly.

He just loves it.

He just loves it, man.

Can't get enough of it.

Do you think Ming Chen will ever run short of energy?

No.

No.

No,

he's just one of those guys.

He just loves life, man.

I know some guys like that.

Like, you know,

Ray Horan, the chiropractor, Walt.

Remember him?

I was like, there's about to be, of course, I remember everybody.

It was Raymond.

Who's the daughtering one now?

He's a guy who's like, this is this dude that I know.

He's like in his mid-60s and he's like energized.

He's Asian too.

I wonder if he has something to do with it.

But he was on stage multiple times.

What's he doing on stage, Stanley?

No, no, he got up there with Jiggy.

He got up there with me and just like, you know, goof around and stuff like that.

Yeah.

I did five stupid questions.

Went great.

Oh, he did.

I got my boy Eli on.

Remember Eli?

Shit.

Finally got to smoke that joint.

Finally got to.

Yeah.

I was very happy

to check that off because I did feel bad, if you remember, that I left him standing and that Wendy's in Key West.

I was was able to make amends and do it.

Yeah, I like that kid.

Yeah, he's a good guy.

Yeah, very good guy.

Yeah, it went great.

Everybody was having a good time, and you know, I was happy to be there, happy to get home.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so you're coming home Sunday morning,

yeah.

But hey, it's all good.

I love it.

It's all good.

What the fuck did I have?

I had something I wanted to fucking bring up with you guys.

I can't remember what it is.

It'll come to me.

All right.

Walt, you're going on a cruise this summer

with Frank Five.

It's possibly going to get canceled, though, for our on ours.

Yeah, my wife is dealing with some horrible vertigo.

We were in the emergency room on Monday for six hours.

Oh, shit, man.

Yeah, so it was not fun.

Obviously, not fun for her.

Is it affecting her while she's sleeping and waking her up?

Yeah, it woke her up.

Okay.

Woke her up.

We thought she had first had food poisoning.

Yeah.

Because I don't want to say where we ate it, but but it's a place we kind of like.

And

she was like, Should I get the turkey?

And I was like, oh,

how often you think they fucking refreshed the turkey?

I said, ah, we're on vacation.

I said, go for it.

We woke up and

grants a turkey.

We're on vacation.

It doesn't matter.

So then we she wakes me up at five o'clock in the morning, and

it was bad.

It was bad.

And she's a tough, tough person.

And I said to her at some point, do you want me to call, you know, an ambulance?

Because, like, because she was sweating and she was heart was racing.

And she was like, she said, I don't know, maybe.

And if she said maybe, it really fucking put the fear of God in me because I was like, she is not one to be like, you know, she doesn't want to go to the hospital.

She's like a young girl.

And

she

couldn't leave where we were for

hours until she can get back in the car and we drove home.

And then

this Monday came back and we went to an emergency room.

And

it's not, I mean, this is not a dig at the at the staff or anything, but it was just, it was just kind of like head scratching because we spent, like I said, so many hours there.

And they do tests, which I know that's why she had to go to the emergency room.

But

the walkaway was just double the medication you're already on.

Okay, stronger dose.

Yeah, take a stronger dose, but it took like six hours to get that.

But I know they're also doing CAT scans and ruling shit out.

Yes, yes, yes.

But it is kind of like, so when we leave, it's just like, yeah, just take two pills.

Right.

Didn't work at work.

Yeah, it's she's got to go to a specialist, and she might have to do those exercises.

It might be crystals, they said.

Oh, I remember, didn't you have that before?

My mom had that.

Your mom had that.

That happened to me once.

Yeah.

You've had this.

I've had this, and it wasn't great.

No.

But there is a way to get rid of it.

There's like a method.

I can't remember right now because it was a long time ago.

You do these strange

things.

Yeah, you tilt your head and do it.

Yeah.

When you tilt your head, you're making it worse.

Yeah.

But to make it better, you got to make it worse.

Yeah.

It does work, though.

Like, I remember it, like, it worked out.

Yeah, but I remember, like, it was weird because we went to the EMO Monday

and

I got the dog in the car and she goes in, you know, and so we're just waiting.

And then she comes out of the EMO and she's like, they said, I got to go to the emergency room.

And that just like fucking, that just sends you like a jolt to your system because when you hear that, you're like, oh, fuck, they think something's seriously wrong.

Then I got to find coverage for Teddy,

you know, because we're going through the emergency room.

Yeah, it was a fucking hectic day.

This is what day?

Monday.

Monday.

Monday.

Okay.

Yeah, and she's still not better yet, but they can't get her into the specialist until August.

Oh, man.

And there's nothing you can do except just sit there.

Like you just sit there and try to keep your head still.

And try to not

get up fast and not bend over

and not do things.

And I'm like,

that motherfucker.

And like, fucking put that vacuum away.

Oh, she's vacuuming while she keeps it.

She won't stop, and she just won't stop.

Like, you're, I feel a little better.

I was like, well, then don't fuck it up by doing, by like, doing shit that don't need to be done right now.

No.

I mean, you could do the vacuuming.

Yeah, well, that's like a crazy thing.

She might fall down a couple of times, but she'll get back up.

She's leaning on the vacuum glue.

Nothing even needs to be vacuumed.

That's the bizarre thing.

There's nothing that needs to be vacuumed.

It's just, you can't.

Better to have a partner that is like that than the opposite.

Oh, yeah.

I can't see.

Oh, I get eagles there.

I need W to come give Mary Beth a talking too.

You want to get want to send get him over?

Yeah.

She does have get them tendencies and qualities like hoarding.

She won't throw shit away.

Oh, yeah.

She has like, yeah, she's like, we have four snakes that live in our backyard.

And she goes out there, she looks at them every day.

What do they do?

They just sun themselves.

They just sun themselves and hang out in the rocks and stuff.

Cool.

By the pond.

Gorgeous garden snakes?

Yeah, like a little garter snake.

One is brown.

I'm not sure what kind he is.

She's still looking him up.

But

fuck now.

I lost my point.

My point's here.

Let's go to the ad real quick.

Come on, go.

Curry, not cutting.

No, we only got the one ad.

We only got the one ad.

Oh, fuck.

We only got the one ad today.

What was I talking about?

Hold on.

I totally lost my

best friend.

Not back in the house.

She goes out to look at these.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chowder snakes.

I wish.

She's too busy looking at these other snakes.

She's not paying attention to your snakes?

She's not paying attention to my snake.

She's too busy collecting their skins like that.

She had the skins.

And she's like, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them, but I'll she has it hog on a rock out in the sun.

I have to start shedding skin.

Don't get any eyes on it.

Why you're over here at Googling, Google this.

Lay it on her neck.

Athletic says hello.

I was wondering about the cruise because if it was a carnival cruise.

many reasons to not go on a carnival cruise.

Well, yeah, and the big one is that they're not playing rap anymore, and I'm fucking pissed.

If they're not playing rap, you can't use your snap fan.

What's a snap fan?

I don't know.

Like the Asian or Oriental fans that snap open.

It's them.

But I think that there's a certain song or dance that people do with the Snap fans.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

What is it?

Knocking people in the eyes of the ship.

I guess so.

It must be hurting people or something.

Yeah, but I heard that there's a lot of new rules on these cruise ships, and I'm not happy about it because that was one of the reasons I like to go is, you know, is to listen to obnoxiously loud rap music.

Oh, especially over everyone's Bluetooth.

It's not just one, it's not one source.

It's hundreds of sources.

Holy shit, it's like a line dance.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, but the last place that I think we should be is on a cruise trip.

for four days if you have vertigo.

Yeah.

That's probably as good.

But she's like soldiering on it.

I'm like, oh my God, you have to think of what you're doing.

I said, you can't do this.

Like if you get stuck in here and you have a bout, I go, there's nowhere to escape from this.

Right.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Well, when is it?

It's all next.

It's coming soon.

Yeah, sometime in August.

Three weeks.

I think.

Oh, yeah.

Three weeks is a long time.

Yeah, it is.

But it's been a week already and it hasn't gone away.

Not only

would you not get to listen to rap, but there's the potential for it to turn into a poop cruise.

Did you you see that documentary on Netflix?

I did not.

I don't know anything about this.

Oh, boy.

It was a cruise that went really south.

Like, something caught on fire, and then the engines broke down.

Eventually,

they were out of everything.

How many days at sea were they?

I think it was like six days.

They were supposed to only be there for four.

But then they're just like, they lost all engines and they're just floating around in the middle of the ocean.

And eventually the toilets, which worked on electric, started backing up.

First, they handed out bags for people to take a shit in.

Yeah, they were like, dude, number one in the shower or whatever, but number two, you got to put it in a bag.

Do you know how difficult it must be to do that if you've never done it before?

Aiming.

Because you've got to figure out.

I don't know where it falls.

Does it fall to the left?

Does it fall to the right?

Does it fall right in the middle?

Great question.

Who knows this shit?

It's so repulsive.

Could you imagine if you miss?

That it's on the floor now.

You got to scoop it up.

Yeah.

But they were showing like the carpeting, it was like wet wet and squishy.

But you know what's so fucked up, though?

Is that like every night I fucking pick up fucking teddy shit in a bag, but yet I'm okay with that.

And I'll have your own one.

But all of a sudden, now I'm like, well, what if I have to go in a bag?

That's that's a fair thing.

It's a chain, Teddy.

You can't just lean over your ass over the edge and just go in the ocean.

There's a lot of people.

Thousands of people on the and I don't think they want people sitting in the

bar

falling overboard.

Just you're upset, just sunning yourself outside your room and

just fucking

down on you.

If I had a balcony room, I would be like, I'm going to solve this problem right now.

Yeah.

I

can't imagine a worse situation than that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You can't use the toilets.

Knowing that you couldn't use the toilets.

Food and water were becoming scarce.

I don't know.

I don't know how they never really got into it.

I don't know how they cooked for people.

Like, once the

engines went down.

Once the engines went down, I don't know.

They could have just got towed to the fucking landing.

They eventually, because they were so far out, they eventually got these

tugboats

to push them in and stuff.

Ooh, four days.

And they ended up way far away from where they were supposed to be.

Yeah, like, what if there was a storm?

That's really dangerous.

You're sitting target.

Yeah, so a lot of people were very unhappy.

And I think they got a free cruise.

They got their cruise refunded.

And then like 500 bucks or something like that.

Not enough.

No, that's a poop cruise, would not be fun to go on.

Well, I wouldn't recommend going on any cruise unless it's the Impractical Joker's cruise.

It's a pretty solid cruise, man, I gotta say.

Did you see the guy that

got sucked into the MRI machine?

Oh, I heard about this.

His necklace cracked his neck or some shit.

Yeah, it was a guy who was wearing a 20-pound chain around his neck.

Now, I don't know how the fuck this happened because when they, the one thing you know about MRIs is like no metal.

There's signs signs everywhere that say no metal.

The person should be telling you, whoever the assistant is, or the.

It's look, that guy's not a medical, whoever was is not a medical professional.

Like, we might be like, he's an idiot for not knowing about it, but he's not a medical.

Yeah, every person that put him in that machine is like.

Yeah, as many people as it took to get him in that machine, those are the guys at fault, right?

Yeah.

Wait a minute.

So

he wasn't just walking by and it sucked him in the middle of the middle.

An MRI and he was in the room and he had a 20-pound metal chain around his neck.

It's like a workout chain, it said.

I guess, like, you know, to why the fuck are you wearing that to an MRI?

I don't know.

Well, I guess he must wear it all the time since it's like working out.

You know, it's like people wear like ankle weights and shit.

Oh, okay, okay.

That kind of thing.

So, I guess he was in the room, and they turned, and it got turned on somehow, and this dude got sucked right into the.

And what happens when he got sucked in?

I think he got all fucked up.

Like, it like it says he went from across the room, so I think he like broke something.

Oh, wow, it was like that.

Holy shit.

Let me see.

It's like magneto?

Could be.

Could be.

Like it has the force

of a magneto.

Wow.

That just happened in the Final Destination movie.

The last one that happened.

A guy was in a wheelchair.

Somebody turned, death turned on an MRI and it sucked the wheelchair in and crushed them all up.

Yeah, a man pulled into an MRI by a metal chain he wore.

Oh, my God.

A large metallic chain.

He was 61.

Oh, my God.

What a way to go.

Well, it says the victim was wearing a large metallic chain.

Why the fuck does it do this?

Around his neck, causing him to be drawn into the machine, prompting an unspecified medical episode, which means his neck probably broke as he got sucked into the machine.

What if you have some metal inside of you, like maybe,

for example?

I don't think you could do full-body ones then.

I have to must-ask, all right?

Do you have any.

Oh, for sure, yeah.

Yeah.

The man's entry to the room was while the scan was in progress and was not authorized.

And he was taken to a hospital in critical condition before he was declared dead.

Awful.

Killed him.

Killed him.

Yep.

So much shit.

You see Dog the Bounty Hunter's grandson got killed?

Yeah, he was like young, right?

He was like 12.

Gun went off in an apartment.

Man,

what is going on out there?

I think it's always been going on out there.

We all just notice it every once in a while.

Yeah.

MRI machines and fucking guns.

Did you see The Last Final Destination?

The Last Bloodline.

Yeah, yeah.

It was better than I thought it would be.

It wasn't too bad.

It was, I mean, you know,

the script is what it is.

But, like, I thought the kills were fun, and I like how they tied in every movie.

And Tony Todd's last scene was like, oh, man.

I got to be honest with you, man.

Like, I didn't know Tony Todd was in it.

Yeah.

And when I first saw him, I was like, who's this Tony Todd knockoff they got?

And then I was like, wait a second.

That is Tony Todd.

He died like three months later or something like that from stomach cancer.

And I looked it up and he's, you know, you never watched any of those movies?

No.

You know what Tony Todd is?

No.

Candyman?

Candyman?

Oh, okay.

I remember Candyman.

So he's like a horror icon.

He's been in a ton of things.

And he was in these Final Destination movies.

And he got cast.

They made this last one last year.

He knew he was dying when he took the role.

So the producers let him

improvise his last lines.

And if you know that when you watch it, like you're watching this guy who's three months away from it, he looks sick.

He's so thin.

And he gives this little

five-line thing about like, enjoy life.

You never know when it's going to happen.

But he looks right at the the camera when he does it, which they don't do in those movies, and it's like

powerful.

Yeah, especially if you love him, you know, because you're a hard fan.

It's like, oh man, like he's giving you a direct kind of message.

I was like, yeah, that's pretty crazy shit.

How many Final Destination movies are there?

This is the fifth or sixth.

Fifth or sixth.

Yeah, these are big movies, then.

Yeah, they make money.

Yeah, they got.

Is this where they race cars and shit?

No, that's Fast and Furious.

Oh, okay.

This is where somebody avoids death for whatever they have a premonition and they don't get on the plane that crashes.

And then death once hits some, like, stalks them, stalks them, and keeps trying to kill him.

Yeah, it's a pretty good idea.

Yeah, it is a good idea.

Yeah, it's like a good idea.

It is a good idea.

I was wondering, Q,

if Kanye wanted to play Uno with you, because that's his favorite game, his favorite card game.

Okay, he wants to play Uno.

No risk to you.

But you could win a million.

Would you play with him?

Under what circumstances?

Like at a poolside in a hotel?

Let's say it's

going to be

streamed.

You're playing Uno.

Okay, so someone's like, Uno, I would play.

I would play, and I'd say, I'm going to give the money to

some sort of charity that opposes his stuff.

His viewpoints and stuff, yeah.

You want to keep it, huh?

Maybe it'll be 10%.

Maybe it'll keep a fine disease.

But that's all right.

So you get 100 grand and you got to give up a 900 grand, but you give it to the right place.

You know, you've kind of, who's going to argue with you?

I think

you could even do 50-50.

Like, if you want,

you know.

Would it be tough, like, listening to his bullshit the whole time you're playing Uno?

Do I have to take his bullshit or can I go back at him?

You could go back at him.

Oh, I know.

Oh, I'd make it entertaining.

Yeah.

I'd make it entertaining for everybody.

Yeah.

But isn't he mentally ill?

Like, like, he's got to be.

It's like, what am I going to do?

Sit there and, you know.

Yeah, like berate a guy who's like, like, if he's like the Hitler shit and all that stuff is like, it is the sign of somebody who's not thinking clearly.

Right.

You know?

Like, if he was some backwoods cracker, like in a militia, okay.

You get it.

You understand?

Yeah, yeah.

Not one of the most celebrated artists of our time.

Yeah.

Or used to be.

Used to be.

Not anymore so much.

Yeah.

I don't think you're beating him now.

No, if he loves Uno's.

He's world class.

Yeah, yeah.

I think I played like 10 games of Uno.

Does he like Battleship?

I don't think there's any chance you can have advantage in Uno.

It's just so random.

There's no strategy?

No.

No, it's just like the luck of the card.

Oh, God.

I was only kidding.

That's world class.

There's got to be a strategy, or else what's the point of playing?

No, it's just if your card is higher than the other card, you take the card.

You have no idea what the next card is going to be.

But don't you have to decide which

have a red three down.

Okay.

You could put a red card down, or you could put a three down.

Like if you have a green, blue, or or I guess there is a strategy.

You can use your wild if you want.

Yeah, I don't really know.

Like I said, I don't really know.

So I don't know.

I played it countless times.

I worked at the community center.

It is mind-a-numbing.

Oh, that's boring.

Mind-enumbing.

Sage loves it.

She's like, Dada, Unu Challenge.

Sure, buddy.

Let's do it.

I need a robot, man.

Yeah.

Dada 3000.

Yeah.

Dada bought 3000.

Yeah.

Oh, today's

is

new

South Parks.

New South Parks.

Oh, get out of here.

Yeah, yeah.

New episodes.

Oh, cool.

I look forward to them.

What season is this?

26 or 27?

That is bomb.

They do 10-episode seasons.

It's not like they're killing themselves.

It's still an impressive feat.

Oh, the longevity of it?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

And they're awesome.

It's like every season has amazing episodes.

Yeah, this deal to stream on Paramount, they said it was worth $1.5 billion.

Now, I don't know if that money goes to Matt and Trey.

Well, they own the show.

Oh, they own it?

They at one point, they made a deal where they're like, we're not making you any more episodes unless part of the deals we own the show.

And they got it because they're fucking South Park.

They're one of the best to ever do it.

Yeah, a total of $1.5 billion or $300 million a year.

To make 10 episodes, that's 10 weeks of work.

They make that show in a week.

Yeah.

It's amazing.

It's fucking amazing.

You can't do that with your show.

No.

No fucking way.

Yeah, it's pretty pretty nuts.

And they get complete control.

They get no notes.

I mean, they're legendary.

They deserve everything they get, you know?

Yeah, the one guy, Trey Parker, he's the one who writes them all, right?

Like, how, yeah, how do you do it?

Like, how do you have that much in you for like 25

years?

I know people who have been in the writer's room.

I think I've told this on here before.

And they say the way it works is like he'll sit down, like if we were at this table,

and

they did a documentary on this, so I think anybody could watch this, but this is just what I was told: is that he will have everybody just pitch ideas, and then he'll go in his office and write, and then come out and be like, okay, now what?

So it is a team of writers, but he writes the script.

Right, okay.

Yeah, is what I was told.

But I, yeah, which is, you know, kind of a cool way to do it, too.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, it seems like it would just be like 25 years of doing it by yourself would seem impossible.

Yeah.

But again, 10 episodes a year is not

outside the realm.

No.

I'm excited for Peacemaker 2, man.

I've never seen Peacemaker 1.

Is that Amazon or HBO or something?

That's got to be HBO, yeah, HBO Max.

I've never seen it.

I mean, it looks good, but I love it.

I've never sat down and watched it.

The Peacemaker is John Cena.

John Cena.

Okay.

Who's fucking...

I know you guys don't watch wrestling, but he's on five.

I fucking love him right now.

Oh, yeah.

He's doing a retirement tour.

And he was never a bad guy his entire career.

He was always squeaky clean.

And then he says he's retiring in his year.

This is his last year.

He came back from making movies and do it.

Comes back, becomes a fucking ultimate dickhead bad guy.

And he's a heel this entire run.

And he's just fucking berating the audience and ripping apart like wrestling.

And like, it's so much fun to watch because you can just tell he's having a blast.

He's looking at kids in the audience and he's like, shut up.

Like, he's looking at parents.

He's like, I raised your kids.

You don't even know.

Yeah.

It's just fun, mean shit.

Oh, I'm loving it.

I'm loving it.

Yeah.

That's pretty pretty funny.

Big Cena fan, man.

So, Peacemaker 2, you're not too hot on Walt.

No, no, no.

I've never seen it.

I can't.

And you know what?

I've took a little bit of heat from my Superman take, so I'm going to.

Really?

Yeah, so I'm not going to.

Everything is.

If I talk about it, I'm going to gush about it no matter what.

Every movie is going to be like Ghostbusters 2016.

Oh, you love that movie.

Yeah, you did love that movie.

Even though I really didn't love it, but I'm going to activate it.

I'm going to praise everything I said.

But that was just your opinion.

I know.

You weren't even harsh on it.

Yeah, but they said that I was using

my bashing of Lois driving the spaceship was a metaphor for women driving.

That you created the metaphor?

No, that it was like I was kind of like making a slam at like at women drivers.

It was like all sorts of like.

Oh, no, women that can just suddenly fly spaceships.

It's funny because when I was driving home thinking about it, I was like, you know what?

He's kind of got a point.

It would have given Jimmy Olson something to do.

No,

Perry White.

Well, I was thinking of Jimmy Olson.

Oh, Jimmy Olson.

Yeah, I was like, it would have given Jimmy Olson something to do more than sit there typing her article.

Like, why can't she type her article?

And he fly the ship.

I was a little bit like that.

But I did go after we

talked about it.

I did go back and see it again, and I fucking loved it.

I fucking loved it.

I just saw it in the wrong headspace, and I thought Lois, I mean, it was just fucking hysterical when she flew the spaceship off the top of the

daily planet and it kind of went down and all of a sudden it came back up again.

It was fucking awesome.

That's my favorite part.

For everybody at home, the genius of it is his face is acting like he really feels that way.

He's not saying it and winking us.

He's acting like he really loved it.

You look like a child so happy with it.

That's going to be every movie from here on out.

You're going to see that joyful, childlike exuberance from every fucking movie.

I don't care how bad it is.

I am going to tell you it was the greatest piece of cinema

or show, anything.

Yes.

It's going to be like, I'm on crack.

Yeah.

You're going to toe the line.

Yes.

You're going to tow the line.

Yes, of course.

Of course.

That's why Hollywood makes such good stuff because everybody's giving their honest opinion about the fucking shit that they're excreting.

Tow the line.

Tow the line.

There's nothing wrong with towing the line.

There's nothing wrong with towing the line.

Got to do it somewhere.

Someone's got to tow it.

Someone's got to toe it.

The wine's there for a reason.

If I don't tow it, who's going to?

It's interesting that

you don't come back with, you know what, go fuck yourself.

Because that's the way I would feel.

I guess that's why I don't ask you to say that.

Someone even posted that I'm not the sharpest

tack in the room.

Okay.

So don't take his movie reviews seriously.

And I was like,

why does my intelligence come into play in this?

It shouldn't.

It shouldn't, but it did.

So from now on, people are going to think I'm a genius because I'm going to fucking love everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you're going to hear it.

It's the hard ones.

The next time you love something that sucks,

you'll hear it.

What the fuck, man?

You got no taste, dude.

So,

I don't care.

I don't care.

That's all the heat you can take.

The other thing that's been ongoing, I thought it would live and die within two days, is

the kiss can, the cold plate kiss can.

It will not die.

Yeah, well, that CEO had to resign.

Right.

That girl who posted the video apparently hasn't made

a nickel off.

Hasn't made enough money to buy a dinner from it.

She's from Jersey, sure.

Apparently, Gidem told me that if her video was 45 seconds longer, she would have made millions by now.

Really?

Yeah.

She didn't know that when she posted it.

So if she had just padded it,

she would have a million.

What do you think?

Yes.

But she didn't realize that.

But of course, she had no idea that her posting that would storm the fucking planet, basically.

Right.

How do you

go home and break the news if if the missus isn't aware of it yet and you're that CEO?

What's your plan?

How do you even say it?

Well, you got to figure the marriage is not on good footing, right?

As far as he knows, she might not know.

Maybe she thinks it's on good footing.

Oh, that's insidious, though.

Yeah.

I don't know, man.

Phew, that's tough.

I mean, he didn't care.

Look, probably not that hard for him because, like, he's cheating on his wife.

You know what I mean?

Like, he's out there canoodling in fucking public with the ploys all around him.

So it doesn't seem like he cares too much about.

But there's

a massive element added to this that nobody really has had to ever deal with before.

Right.

His wife now has to live in a world where billions.

The whole planet has seen this video, it feels like.

Yeah.

So the whole planet is aware of it, and now she has to go and navigate in a world world where...

Everybody she runs into has seen it and is laughing and there's memes and there's like the Philly Fanatic was doing it with the Mrs.

Fanatic.

They

reenacted it.

Yeah, but they're not making fun of her.

No, but it's still got to be a...

Oh, I don't think it's great.

It's got to be a very surreal.

I mean, talk about a fucking slam-dunk divorce proceeding, though.

He's worth a lot of money.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, if she's going to dry her teals $25 million, I mean, you know,

fucking, come on.

You know what I'm saying?

You don't even have to fucking play one round of Uno with Kanye.

I still can't figure out the woman, if she was married or if she was divorced.

I keep hearing she was divorced.

Okay.

Or separated.

Like, she wasn't in hot water.

Okay.

This is what I hear.

I read also that.

She had to lose her job, too, though.

I read she could turn around and sue the company.

But she's violating, I think, the one.

What's this sexually harassing?

What are you talking about?

There's a power imbalance.

What are you talking about?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, you're been hearing the drum beats for the past fucking decade.

I mean, logically, you're right, where it's like the person in charge of her.

She doesn't keep her job, though.

I don't know.

Sounds like a victim to me.

She had no control over what she was doing, Walt.

Okay, but.

She's a power imbalance.

Okay, but let's say you let her keep her job.

Of course.

And then something pops up down the line that she's got to deal with with her from employees that she's in charge of who are doing something

but she had but she can't go and be like hey we have win that you're sleeping with us with a co-worker credibility shot oh do you

read the tea leaves motherfucker yeah how could you respect her after that well how yeah how do you how do you come down on somebody for any kind of violations when you were fucking flaunting the violations in everyone's face right

and that doesn't get bigger than what you did, in your position, especially.

And it looks like that.

And now you're going to turn around and tell people what's what.

It looks like a lot of people who were in the crowd sitting next to them were aware, were probably co-workers,

it appears, who are laughing and kind of like, oh my God, I can't believe they picked them because

of all the people to pick.

Yeah, so.

Well, I wonder how quiet the affair was if there were other workers there.

I mean, it couldn't have been very quiet if he's got his arms around there.

The girl that I identified last week, I cut it out because I I was wrong, was like the HR lady's assistant.

I'd read that somewhere.

Okay.

And it turned out it wasn't the case.

It was just some girl.

Wait a minute.

You cut something out because you got it wrong?

Yeah, I didn't want to spread around misinformation.

There you go.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That'll platform itself.

You go back and

get super nasty.

Yeah, so that dude is his life has not gotten any easier.

No, but again, he does have $25 million.

Like, he can, he get fucked off.

That's fuck you, money.

Yeah.

When I re-watched it, though, like, you know, some people were like, hey, they should have just played it cool.

It's so fast and so unexpected that I feel that I would have done the same thing.

Like, even though it's like, I see myself on camera, so I know I got caught.

I think I, I think the That's how you'd react.

I think the instinct would be to turn away.

Yeah, I think it would be to turn away.

I think what this has done, though, is now

going forward,

there's a way to handle people know not how to handle it, though.

If they get caught

in a public area like that on a Jumbotron, they'll know not to act like that.

Right, play it cool.

Yeah.

It's going to stone eye them.

They should stop the kiss can, I think.

Oh, you're anti-kiss can.

It's very unromantic.

I think they should stop kids.

Just because of that reason?

Yeah.

Because of those two invading privacy.

Yeah.

We can't have the most romantic moment in a sports event.

I don't think so.

Wow.

No.

I don't know.

I mean, pull it.

But do a dance cam.

So, what do fans do during commercials?

Dance.

Do a dance cam.

I like to watch fucking strangers kiss.

Watch porn.

I don't know.

I'll tell you.

It's everywhere.

I don't kiss on this.

This is how I kiss.

A little vulgar, fucking cold.

I like that.

Oh, well.

Wow.

Yeah.

Did you ever remember what you were going to say?

No, I don't fucking know.

I know I wanted to recommend.

I know you guys aren't video game guys, but Donkey Kong Bonanza, the new Donkey Kong game, is fucking awesome.

It's so much fun.

Yeah.

Not tease and not.

No, tease them.

Is it called Donkey or is it called...

No, no, I say it wrong.

I say it wrong.

I do say it wrong.

I've been wrong my whole life.

I don't know if I was having some...

Sal makes fun of me.

Sal sal makes fun of me all the time.

Donkey.

And you don't do that.

Don't do this on purpose?

No, no, I just do.

Donkey.

Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong.

Bonanza.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't know why.

I just can't say it.

It's the new Switch, Nintendo Switch 2.

It's so much fucking fun.

It's like one of those games that comes along.

You're like, oh, fuck, man.

That's right.

People can make shit this good and fun.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's really good.

You've lost yourself in the Donkey Kong universe, huh?

I have.

How many hours have you?

Oh, not too many.

I've been really busy lately, but I've probably played like over the past two weeks,

five, six hours.

Not too bad.

Like enough to know that I'm really like enjoying it.

And it's like, it's fun when you play something that you're like, oh, this is new.

And like, this is

pushing things forward a little bit.

Is he still jumping over barrels?

He's the main character now.

So it's like a 3D world.

But the whole point of it, like the whole thing of it is like he could punch, like you could punch the ground, and you could go.

If you punch down all the way, you'll fucking get.

It's almost like Minecraft in a way, but more limited, like, because you do eventually hit a floor.

But it's just so much, it's just hard to explain.

But is Mario in it?

Mario's not in it.

No.

Oh, is the princess in it?

There is the girl from they went deep in the archives and found the name of the girl that he was captured back in the original game was named Pauline.

They bring her back, and she's his psycho.

Hopefully, she's fucking doing fucking

not just being fucking.

If there's a spaceship, she'll drive it.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Last fucking thumb in the eye all the way out from the fucking

one of the pettiest endings of Telem Steve.

We've had some petty endings.

Oh, it's good.