#632: Sherman the Scumbag

I've never seen a man that cries as much as Giddam.

What's on your face?

My throat got blown out last night in QS.

I just buckled.

My knees buckled.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

We're back with Walt.

Hello.

With Q.

Hello.

We get him.

How are you stanking?

And special guest, our buddy Jiggy.

Yeah.

Yes.

Now, first, I have to apologize for being dark for the past two weeks.

We thought it was only going to be one week.

Some stuff happened.

We weren't able to get to it.

So it's been dark two weeks.

But the good news is I'm going to make it up to you by having four commercials today.

Oh, all right.

Nice.

You really know how to.

Yeah, win them back.

Yeah, you really know how to reel them back in after an absence.

Yeah.

So, mostly, I guess

we're going to talk about Key West and experiences down there and

what people were doing.

It was a time, I got to tell you.

It went

even better than I had hoped.

We packed a lot into a few days, too.

It felt like it was like I was there for three months.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There was never nothing to do.

There was always like, oh, we could go there or we could go here or we could go there.

There's, oh, you guys had something

planned.

Like, you would not believe it, Wal.

Like, it ran as smooth as one could possibly not a hitch.

As far as like, like, an outsider, like, I don't know about these guys and their internal headaches, but like, as far as we had one or two, but for the most part, it was fine.

Yeah, yeah, I had a personal headache.

We'll get to in a little bit.

A lot of wall chants.

Walt chants would break out.

Like, your name rang out through the night sky of Q West several times.

You would just be like walking down the street or coming out of bars, and they'd be like, Walt, walt, walt, walt, walt, walt.

The wall chants are.

See, that's why I can never go.

That's kind of mystique.

You have to stay away.

You're right.

You can't just like, you can't go there because then you're like, why was I chanting this guy's name?

Yeah, they demystify and then let him down.

Yeah, you cannot, yeah, you can't ruin that by going there and showing them the real Walt that is not worthy of a chance.

The one that lives in their minds is much better than that.

A couple of months ago, I called Johnson because I was like, man, it's really, really hard to surprise Key with something.

So I called Johnson.

I'm like, what do you think the chances are that Walt will come down to Key West?

What would I have to do if I like rented a tour bus and brought him down there and documented the entire three?

And he wrote me back and he goes, 0%.

I didn't even get like a flicker.

I don't even think about that.

That's funny.

Not even a flicker of hope.

I mean, that would have blown my mind.

We had an idea for Jiggy had the idea for a t-shirt that says, Walt, don't fly.

And I kept going back and forth.

I was like, I don't want to ask Walt to like lend his name to it.

And then you work that out.

But it was a good idea.

I said that on stage, and then people were like, oh, what do you make?

I was pretty proud of the design, too.

The Walt Don't Fly.

If we do it again.

Sometime, right?

Next year, 2026.

I don't see how we don't do it again.

I mean, Walt, it was like,

it was really

so much fun.

It was just fun beginning to end.

Zero complaints.

Zero complaints.

Zero people complained.

That is hard to achieve.

Zero complaints.

I've never achieved it before in my life.

I think Key West plays a major role in it, though.

I think we put together a really fun weekend of programming, and we really put our heads together to make it the best it could possibly be.

But Key West in general, it's not like we did this at a Marriott and Cedar Rapids IOR.

Right, it's hard to complain.

You didn't backdrop.

You heard zero complaints, so you didn't.

Uh-oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Speaking of complaints.

We heard zero complaints from attendees,

from the artists, from the sponsors,

from Key West, the city.

Everybody was just like, this is fucking awesome.

Do it again.

We got to do it again.

And people interacted with each other.

It was really nice to see.

Like, I would sit back and just watch people just, it seemed like people were making new friends or reuniting with people.

That was probably the coolest part, honestly.

Yeah, well, I met a guy when we first got on the plane.

I met a guy that was coming down.

And he was like, yeah, I'm coming by myself, you know, so I'm not sure what to expect.

And I said, expect to make a lot of friends because it happens on the cruises, any kind of these get-togethers.

Like lots of people come alone and then end up making friends, you know, like hanging out with people, like forming bonds and relationships.

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool.

It was so cool.

Like, to that end, like, I, I, we, I went to every event, Malt, every single event.

Q West.

Q West.

You got to be at every event.

Every single one, had a blast and ended up like meeting ants that I had never met before.

And was like, oh man, these guys are so fucking old.

Like my boy Eli, man.

Oh, Eli was all right.

Eli was this guy.

He, he's, uh, he came down 10 days.

He traveled to Florida by himself just because he wanted to check out Florida.

And we rented this boat to go out to take all the artists out Thursday night before it started at Sunset Cruise around the key.

And as we're getting on, there's this guy standing by the dock and he's wearing a shirt with our faces on it.

And I'm like, hey, and he's like, and I end up talking for like five, and his name is Eli.

He worked for a weed company or something.

He's like, I bought weed for you guys.

And he's like, oh, now

I actually never got to smoke any of it.

I was a lawn care guy.

He's a weed company.

No, no, no, no, no.

Cement head stuff.

But I kept running into him.

It was.

Yeah, like you see these faces that you see over and over, and they're like so familiar that you're like, you almost feel like you're friends with these people.

Sherry Perrone and M.

Jane Safon and the Justines.

Oh, the Justines were great.

Yeah, yeah.

That kind of youthful energy is what we needed, man.

Yeah,

we had

two ladies named Justine in their early 20s after me, right?

Like 23, 24.

And they brought down the age of the whole thing so much just by their presence.

I heard that curve.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

But they were also very energetic and very funny.

Silver gray curve.

Yeah.

They brought us down.

They brought us down a little bit.

Eli was hyping up the weed he was going to bring us.

Man, I got you.

I got you.

When we get to Key West, I got you.

And then at the welcome event, apparently he gave what he made for me to DeRosa because he thought I was DeRosa, which is the first time that's ever happened.

No one's ever confused me for DeRosa, but it was so funny.

What a cool dude.

Which is weird because DeRosa doesn't smoke weed.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know how he accepted accepted it or whatever, but

it's very funny.

But hard.

Is it illegal on the island?

There's a version of it that's legal of it on the island.

Yeah,

yeah.

No, there's like a Delta IX.

You could smoke Delta IX weed, which is the same thing, but the because it turns out marijuana is not illegal.

The method to remove the THC from the marijuana is what's illegal.

So they figured out another method, and Florida was like, yep, that's fine.

So what happens?

How would they know you were not smoking?

There is literally no way to tell.

So enforcement is a problem.

There's no test.

There's no walk this line a certain way or no?

No, no.

So that's it.

You know, the cops in Key West are cool, dude.

You know?

They ain't there to fucking fuck up.

Let me tell you, like, in a very short amount of time, I could tell Q was the mayor of Key West and Jiggy Deputy Mayor.

Like, these guys were the man

around the island.

Like, everybody knew them.

Everybody was, hey, you know, greeting them and shit.

Yeah, it was fun.

But, but, speaking of legends, sitting right at this table right now is

one of the brightest spots of the festival.

Get him, Steve, Dave.

Bright enough to, you know, he made you happy with having to pick up the tab for bringing him down here.

100%.

100%.

I underpaid.

I underpaid.

He makes up for the other 51 weekends.

All he had to do is come down there and be himself.

You know what I mean?

So it wasn't that hard.

But

it is something to be in crystal clear, knee-high water off the keys of Florida.

Warm, warm.

The sun's right now.

Everybody's sitting around having a cold one and just seeing Giddam.

Foot still bandaged.

Still, it didn't take off the bandage to get in the water.

Still's got the toe bandage on.

And he's just standing there, man, chilling out.

And you're like, there's a sight I never thought I'd see.

I still think it's the funniest.

The hardest I laughed all weekend is coming back from that boat, Giddam.

You were in the water.

You were just like, you were living life.

It was the best.

We're in the boat.

It's It's coming back.

We're going like six miles an hour in this little pontoon boat.

There's dolphins on either side.

Gedim's dancing.

He's shaking his ass back and forth.

And just sand is coming off his person.

Like, there's a

from inside his shorts.

He's breathing.

It wouldn't stop.

It was like 10 minutes.

It was like a little pile on the bus.

Danny's chickies dying and like pointing it out.

I'm like, oh, you got to look at this.

It's the best.

I got some video of it.

I was able to capture a little video.

How come that toe is still not, needs a a bandage it's it's slowly healing i mean very slowly that thing ruptured on super bowl weekend and then like the captain had me worry because as i'm like the last one off the boat he's like he goes you have something on your foot and he's like yeah he goes you better keep that you better clean that off yeah why would he have to tell you that well like everyone's like oh salt water is great for that kind of stuff i don't think wet salt water permanently like laying on a wound is a good idea well i'm like now because now i'm worried like there's some something's going to swim in there like while i was out there in the water well it's probably the boat like that because the pontoon boat probably, you know, you can only clean that so much.

Yeah, yeah, but yeah, when I got back to the place, I cleaned it.

Nice.

Yeah.

People loved him.

People were happy to see him.

People buying you drinks.

Oh, yeah.

People taking pictures with him.

And he, this guy, I've never met a man that cries as much as Giddam.

And I mean that in a sweet way.

He gets choked up a lot.

He gets choked up a lot.

Like he just kept saying to me, and I'm not making fun of you, Giddam, but he just kept coming up to me like, thank you, thank you so much.

And he would just get choked up and start crying when he was talking about how much it meant.

And, like, when fans would talk to him, like, he would get choked up.

Like, it was nice.

It was nice to see.

Ming Chen, on the other hand, Ming Chen doesn't cry.

No, Ming Chen don't fucking stop, dude.

He got there a day early, didn't know that we were there a day early.

And you could see the disappointment on his face when I was like, Let's go grab dinner or something like that.

He was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Motherfucker had plans already.

Irish exited out the back and then met some fans and then was just running around Q West.

I don't know if he slept.

I don't know.

He was everywhere because I went to everything except the second half of the Steve Burns show and the

at the comedy place with the local talent.

Yeah.

I wasn't able to get to that either.

But otherwise, I went to every single thing and Ming was there.

There.

And not just there, but first to show up, last to leave.

Yep, but very like interacting with everybody.

And

like we did, we went down to Margaritaville and he was doing karaoke.

And for the first time in my life, I got pulled up on stage for karaoke.

I was not prepared for it because Mary Beth is like, you know, she keeps a light buzz going on the whole time.

She's like a drinker.

So she just, you know,

is always up for stuff when she's been drinking.

So she's like,

I'm going to do a song with Ming.

She tells me this the night before that they're going to do it.

So I'm like, all right.

Did they pick a song?

Yeah, it was the Proclaimers.

500 Miles?

500 Miles.

Rousing.

They closed the restaurant for us.

They closed Margaritaville, so it was just us from the festival in there singing karaoke and stuff.

Yeah, and it was packed.

So I said, are you going to do it?

Are you going to fucking back out?

She's like, no, no, I'll do it.

I'll do it.

So

I was like, all right, I'll record it.

And so we get up to the stage, and then she gets up there, and she had asked Chuck if he would record it.

You know, better camera, better cameraman.

And then she's like, come on, come on on up, come on up.

Now, I'm not drunk.

That's a key to karaoke, isn't it?

Like, you're supposed to be drunk, yeah.

Unless your name's Joey Fatone.

Unless you're Fatone up there, you're a professional singer.

Yeah.

So I got up there, and I never felt so self-conscious in my life.

I'm like barely singing into the mic.

I don't know the words.

Like a lot of these people, they just know the words to the songs already.

So they're not looking at the screen.

They're fucking putting on a performance.

I can't take my eyes off the screen because I don't know one goddamn word.

So I felt foolish.

And afterwards, Afterwards, not one person came up.

I was like, hey, you did pretty good at Kari Goji.

Not one, not even Mary Beth.

Oh, yeah, that was me and Fatone.

I brought Fatone down to do I Want That Way, as you have to do.

I will say,

Ming has maybe my favorite photo of the whole weekend.

Do you see his epic photo?

No.

If you bring up Ming's Instagram,

the picture that Joe Papio did of him on stage, it might be the best picture of the whole weekend.

Really?

It's unbelievable.

The guy, it looks like better than the ghost store photos.

Dude, wait till you see this photo.

Look at it.

Are you joking?

Yeah.

Everybody's smiling, their arms up.

That was the lip sync.

That was different.

That was what the lips were.

That first photo, it was.

Oh, he looks like a fucking rock star.

Rock star.

That first, it might be.

That might be my favorite photo of the whole weekend.

Everyone's having a blast.

He's just leaning into me.

He's in flip-flops.

I mean,

that's the Key West experience, right?

Yeah, that's great.

We're all shorts on stage and shit.

Shorts on stage, flippy-floppies.

And I was worried that the karaoke was going to, I mean, this, the

lip sync was going to be like maybe the lamest part of it.

I was like, it turned out to be like amazing.

That was the greatest critical.

Because DeRosa was up there fucking tearing his shit all over everything.

Everything.

It was phenomenal.

DeRosa would go in and give this harsh critique and at the end go, yeah, you know, but I liked it.

DeRosa, MVP, man.

Yeah.

I lost my throat the second day, Walt.

And DeRosa stood next to me and took over a lot of my, what, you'll ask about how I put it.

He keeps making fun of me.

God damn.

It's in front of 600 people at the pool.

And he goes, and on the microphone,

his voice is all hoarse.

He goes, oh, I'm so sorry.

My voice, I love you.

My throat got blown out.

My throat got blown out last night.

Just a wave of gay jokes coming my way for the rest of the day.

My throat got blown out last night in QS.

I just buckled.

My knees buckled.

And you know, if it's going to happen, that's the place it's going to happen.

It's going to happen.

No one even questioned it.

That was great.

Brian killed.

Brian, your boy killed, man, up there on stage.

Almost died the first night.

First night was something.

Now, I like to be totally straight when we do shows.

I don't like that.

It's better that way.

We've learned.

Yeah, we've learned that it's much better that way.

It can focus a lot.

Yeah.

So I was.

These Alaskan motherfuckers.

But these Alaskan people, yeah,

they tempted me.

A couple of Alaskanists came all the way from Alaska to go to this.

I mean, you can't come, like,

farther, right?

That's that's from Alaska to Key West.

Who knows?

So I, after one of the meetups, we were going from Hog's Breath up to Margarita Ville.

And they came up to me, and they're like, hey, you want to hit my vape?

And I was like, all right, it's only like 4.30 or 5.

And he's like, it's really strong now.

And I'm like,

yeah, okay.

I have a volcano.

Yeah.

So I took a couple hits and it was good.

It was fine.

But then as the day went on, closer and closer to showtime, I'm like, why isn't this going away?

Like, why do I still feel like lightheaded

and weird?

That's what I started thinking.

I'm like, is it some kind of strain that we're talking about?

Yeah, but it was a vape.

Yeah, it was just like the Indians, you know, like they, they, they lured me and

tempted me.

So

the time comes for the show.

Like, actually, the time came for the show first.

The first.

This is the first night I left Steve Byrne's show because I had to go back to the house and regroup because I felt so fucked up.

How long between the vape and the show?

Five hours.

Five hours.

You got to listen.

Are you a lightweight, maybe?

And maybe you're not a.

Maybe you.

Well, turns out

there were extenuating circumstances.

There was something in it.

No, no.

So what happened was I go back to the house and I'm talking to Mary Beth.

And when I say talking, I mean I'm yelling at her.

I'm like, why do I feel this way?

Why do I feel nervous?

I never feel nervous about stuff like this.

I'm going nuts.

Like I felt like my head was swimming.

I could barely focus.

I felt like sort of like outside myself almost.

And I'm like looking in the mirror and I'm like, you can do this.

You can still do this.

Later on, I told the QO, I said to QO, I was like, I'm 57.

I shouldn't be getting situations like this where I feel this way.

Like, I took this hit, you know, and I explained it on stage.

One hit?

No, it was two.

It was, and I explained it on stage.

I don't know what's happening.

They got me.

These Alaskans got me.

As I'm getting off stage, now the whole stage experience is like, I don't remember

most of it.

After I get off stage, Jiggy's like, I think it might be that patch on your neck.

And then almost immediately, a nurse came up to me.

I was like, I'm not a little bit male during the show and sweating.

I was sweating like crazy.

I had to put on a sweatband.

I was sweating so bad.

I was looking at it.

I'm like,

Q comes over and puts a headband on me.

I was talking to you before the show.

It looked like you were starring in a Gatorade commercial.

You were just like sweating profusely.

What was the patch?

The patch was for seasickness.

So the first.

I still have it on on your honor.

Well, there you go.

But here we go.

This was my idea.

What a good question.

How long were you on land?

This was a full day later.

Yeah, I was on

26 hours.

So we got there Thursday night and we went on.

Yeah, it probably was

at least a good 24 hours.

You had a beard.

That's why you didn't know it was on land.

No, I knew it was there, but

the person in the audience saw it and was like, he's got to take that off.

Yeah, we went on a boat the first night.

And so, you know, I keep the patch on.

And then when I got off, I was like, well, we're going on that pontoon boat on Sunday.

So maybe I'll just keep it on and just let the, you know, because I only brought one.

And then it turns out that if you're getting that medicine and

it's not going anywhere, like you're not actually using it, it tends to fuck you up

and make you feel like

really, really out of it.

It is weird, though, that you're, how often do you put these patches on?

The last time was probably the cruise.

So, how often?

And the time before that was the cruise.

How much

experience do you have with these kind of patches?

A bit.

A bit, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's not the first time I used it.

I guess usually I just.

And now you're like, you know, I'm going to wear this 24-7.

Just figure it out.

Because I did it on the cruise.

I did it on the cruise.

I did fall in the water.

I did it on the cruise, so I was like,

the whole time, yeah, but it works because the boat's constantly rocking.

So if you're not rocking,

then it affects your equilibrium.

Yeah.

We learned.

Big time.

It creates the rock.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess that's a good way of putting it.

You just should have tried to be a bit more active on land.

I should have been swimming a lot more.

I should have been doing

carnival rides.

If you're going to wear it 24-7, you just can't do this.

Horseback riding.

Yeah, I found from Jiggy and the nurse that that was not a great idea.

You said like it almost instantly, you almost instantly felt better.

Yeah, as soon as I took it off within a half hour, I was like, okay, I feel normal again.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

So, had I just taken it off before the show,

I still thought the show was good.

Yeah, I didn't get any complaints.

I thought a lot of people liked it, even though I was like, I mean, it's sort of like, I'm sure people are like, well, of course, this is what he does.

Yeah, there's an element of that to it.

Yeah, but I thought you did a great job, man.

Thank you.

We had a lot of fun up there.

Get him fell.

What's going on?

You fell?

I keep hearing this.

Yeah, yeah.

At the

went back to the house after Irish Kevins.

Okay.

And I sat down on a house.

What time did you?

So Irish Kevins was this bar.

So we had, I'm just sitting the stage.

Yeah.

So we had this ghost tour, which we'll get into in a little bit.

And it started at 11, went to midnight.

And then it ended at this bar called Irish Kevins.

It's a very famous bar down there, huge.

And we were there until like, I didn't leave till almost 3 a.m.

So I don't know what time you were there too.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't remember exactly either.

All right.

Apparently I saw photos of me on stage singing.

Yeah, you were up there singing with us?

Yep.

Don't remember that.

But

went back to the house, sat down on a lounge chair to kind of relax a little.

And then I go to get up and fall flat on my face.

Oh, man.

And my phone goes in the pool.

How close were you to the pool?

It was right on the edge.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Like a pool chair.

Yeah, it was a lounge chair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got it.

So now I'm like, well, I got to get my phone out of the pool.

The other five phones in your possession, you can't afford to let one go.

No, I can't.

All right.

And meanwhile, I'm texting him the whole time.

Five phones, he's not getting any texts and returning them.

He does that in Jersey, too.

Well, I didn't have Wi-Fi.

Very few places had Wi-Fi.

So I had to strip down my underwear, get in the pool, kind of get the coordination going.

There might be video of this

from the security cameras.

So I managed to get the phone out.

Tidy whiteys?

No, my spritelooms.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Well, what are they?

Boxer briefs.

Like boxer briefs.

Boxer breaks.

Boxer briefs.

Okay.

All right.

So I go.

So then I go back upstairs and I go to go to bed and I go to get out of the wet underwear and my leg got stuck and I fell over yet again.

You were pretty hammered.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Did you hurt yourself?

A little.

That got a little bigger.

It's got some scratches.

And then apparently I started screaming out for Ming and for Chuck for help.

I did hear this too.

I heard they were just like screaming Ming's name at two in the morning.

Yeah.

On which fall, the pool fall or the upstairs fall?

I think it was downstairs.

They heard me downstairs.

I was downstairs.

Yeah, the second fall.

Nobody went up to help.

Yeah, no one came to help.

Who were you in the house with?

I was in a little room by myself.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I think

Tyler was up there.

Yeah, yeah.

Tyler.

Yeah.

And Chuck was.

Chuck eventually was in the room next to me.

Capio, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We were in this gorgeous historical house.

Historical house.

I looked it up afterwards, read all about it.

Even looked up up the price on Trulia.

It's just like, it was an incredible house that we got.

It was me and Mary Beth, Joe DeRosa.

It's a mansion on half an acre in Key West.

It's unbelievable.

And Joey Fatone.

And as soon as we went into the house, we went into the room and we're putting our stuff away.

And then Fatone came in and he's singing and stuff.

And Mary Beth immediately goes, you know, people would pay for this, right?

I was like, yeah.

Well, the kitchen parties at night were like the craziest part.

It was wild.

Yeah, it became the party house because it I had a pool in the back and a nice sitting area and a nice big kitchen for everybody to hang around in.

So yeah, it quickly became the party house.

And the first night, Fatone was teaching people how to do the in-sync dances.

And I'm like sitting there like, this is fucking surreal.

I've seen a lot of stuff in my day, a lot of famous people in a lot of weird situations, but I'm like, this is surreal watching.

Watching Fatone teach DeRosa and Steve Byrne and Mary Beth and Meryl.

How to do the Bi-Pi dye die dance.

Yeah, how to do the bye-bye pie dance.

We're high or whatever.

Yeah, I was like, this is pretty amazing.

Yeah, DeRosa, like, I went to leave because I had a lot of responses.

I didn't get to party as much as they do.

Like, I had to keep it kind of like.

But so I went before that happened, DeRosa was like, I've been drinking all day.

There it is, Walmart.

There it is.

So when I left the house, you see how DeRose is right there?

He was literally like,

it was get him dancing with Fatoni.

What universe are we living in?

So I go to leave and DeRosa's like, I'm probably not going to be up when you get back.

It's been a long day.

We've been partying for three days.

I got to go to.

I had no problem.

I go to take care of my parents.

I come back to the house like 25 minutes later.

This is what's going on.

DeRosa's got, it's one in the morning.

DeRosa's got sunglasses on and a pink dolly part and hat.

So it was just, it was everything I wanted it to be

happening.

Awesome.

It was good.

All the artists had a great time.

The escapees had a great time.

It just felt good.

Escapees.

That's what Jiggy.

Well, yeah, that's what we call the group.

Because it's called the comedy escape.

Oh, okay.

They were the escapees.

Fatone got in.

He got in that first.

We got him Wednesday.

We got him Wednesday.

So the house was...

It was me and Fatone

and DeRosa.

And I didn't realize until the second day, I'm on the upstairs with...

Fatone, me, Fatone, and eventually when you came the next day, we were up on the second floor.

To be honest, I totally forgot you were even in the house because you were there so infrequently.

I'm barely there.

I was like a squirrel.

He came in.

But I didn't realize until day two that the thermostat for the entire upstairs was in Fatone's room.

He must sleep like a salamander.

It was like 85 degrees up there.

And I'm sitting up there.

I'm using one of those keys fans.

I'm like, maybe this is just a key west thing.

It says hot up here.

And then the next day, the owner of the house is like, oh, it's in the master bedroom.

And sure enough, it's in Faton's room, which was locked for like four days.

Yeah.

And on top of it, he told Mary Beth the first fucking day, and she never mentioned it.

And we're in the bedroom.

I'm like, why the fuck is it 80 degrees up here?

I was like, no air conditioning raises.

Yeah, it was so hot.

And then she's like, I don't know.

Fatone said something about the thermostat being in his room.

I went in there.

Sure enough, it was 85 degrees.

Just set to 85.

That's a nuts looking at it.

Get into the vocal cords.

Get him dancing with Fatone.

I mean, this makes me, there's Ming with his solo cup.

He comes dancing in.

Yeah.

That's it there.

Like you see Troy trying to make his way through the crowd, and then

you got Ming and Giddam, who just like the second they walk through the door, they're in.

Ming's pumping his fists as he walks.

Yeah.

Oh, Troy, when Byrne took over, Troy was really joining in then.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I was gone.

I was working at that point.

We had a lot of stuff.

I did hear a rumor, by the way.

And I figured this would be to put this out there to see if I can get clarification from the story.

Well, you could be a good, you know, I think you're going to be able to suss this out if it was true.

I will believe anything.

I'm extremely gullible, so I went hooked client synchron for this story, but I still don't know full details or if it's true, but I feel like a listener could maybe fill in the blanks.

So I heard this is Saturday morning now, so the event starts on Friday.

This is Saturday afternoon.

Someone comes up to me and goes, I don't know if you heard the story, but there's an attendee who woke up this morning in jail in Key West.

I heard about this.

So I'm like, well, you know, please indulge me.

What happened?

I'm thinking it's like a late night.

You know, I'm, I'm, maybe it's late night after Irish Kevin, just stumbling around.

They pick you up, what have you.

So, apparently, it was not that

an attendee came in, drops their bags off at the Airbnb,

falls asleep at the Airbnb, wakes up, and the police are in their room because that was not his Airbnb.

It was just a home in Key West.

He or she, I don't know if it's

man or woman or a group, just

in this random house.

Was it an occupied house or they saw it on the ring cam or whatever?

That's a great question.

That detail, I don't know.

But the police came

back to the future when Marty wakes up in that little girl's room.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Coming in with a baseball bag.

Yeah, yeah.

And arrested, woke up in jail.

No details if they made it to the rest of the event,

but

there is a story out there that's that is very interesting to me of how you can, how A, do you confuse the house?

Was it like

7-Eleven

in front of the fucking last number and threw them all off?

Did you get the wrong street number or was it like across the street?

Was it a tale that I just believed?

I have a face that's like, he'll believe it.

And I certainly did.

I was like beaming.

I thought it was a great story.

I heard that.

I heard it from somebody else.

Yeah, true.

Did I miss any details of it?

No.

No, you had all the details I had.

I mean, if it's an honest mistake, though, I'm surprised that they would have kept them overnight unless they were drunk and did it it sounded like it had to be a drunken mistake right was that what you were feeling giving i've heard this person was a a drinker

so

yeah

we ordered or i didn't order uh de rosa ordered food one night and he uh no this is this would have been sunday so he's been there for a good couple days And the food was delivered, but not delivered.

So he's all fucking pissed off.

He's fucking running around the house like, what the fuck?

Like, now I got a contact DoorDash.

He's a little bit more

for four days straight at that point.

Yeah, but it turned out he's like, this is blank, right?

Like the number of the house.

And I was like, no.

It's like, you're like four houses off.

He's like, really?

He runs outside, goes down the street, and then comes back with his tacos or whatever the fuck he ordered.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

It was really, Walt, I'm so happy I did it.

Yeah, that's good.

I mean, you do all that planning, man.

It's great that you come back and you're like,

it all came to fruition.

It was.

It was like the first, the Wednesday when there wasn't even anybody there.

We were having so much fun.

I was like, this already paid off.

Then the Thursday with the catamaran, we were like, this is the best.

And Eli, we were like, this is awesome.

Monday went so well.

And I was like, please, God, just make Saturday.

Like, our literature was like, please just make Saturday go as well as Friday.

And it went even better.

It was just like, it was, there he is crying backstage.

Cause I was thinking.

Fucking Chuck had to take a video of it.

Yeah.

Ming shaking his head.

Yeah.

I was talking about him a little bit.

I told the audience the truth.

I said, look, Giddam has autism.

You know, he's a genius, but he's on that spectrum.

And it's not easy for him to be here.

So everybody, you know, be nice to him.

And everybody gave him a round of standing ovation and stuff like that.

I don't know how you ever came home, Giddam.

Oh, yeah.

Like to not live down there.

I don't know how you ever came home.

I will say, I walked out of LaGuardia.

It's 40 degrees.

Oh, I know.

Drizzly, and I'm like, oh, yeah.

Now I'm comfortable.

Wasn't sweating.

One of our last-minute ideas, like literally the day the event started, like all the, we had a passport we gave to everyone where you go to the you know at 10 or 12 different bars and you get a stamp for going to it just for fun and then a last-minute idea was like you know why don't we add a 13th and 14th where it's just ming and get them instead of actually a bar they have to keep a stamp on them at all times and people loved it it was so much fun that's a good idea yeah did you lord it over anybody's head, or you just gave Stamp as requested?

Oh, gave Stamp as requested, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

But the thing that got me was: like, I was walking around a couple times, and you look at like the trees and everything, and it looks like they're like wax plants, yeah, they're plastic plants, and then you realize, no, just it's just real.

Yeah, it's April, everything's green, yeah.

And I told you that first day, I walked out, I'm like, what is that smell?

Yeah, I was like, that's fresh air, buddy.

No, no, it's

the flowers,

yeah, the flowers were in bloom, like it it was like perfume.

It was, it was, it's magic, literal magic.

Q West, there's nothing like it.

There's nothing like it in the world.

And so many people came up to me and said that.

They were like, Thank you for bringing us down here.

This is unbelievable.

A lot of people right away were like, get us on the list for next year and stuff like that.

And I was like, let's get home first.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah, I heard that quite a bit.

Like, do you think they're going to do it next year?

And like, this is midway through the

it was special through the weekend, yeah.

I really think it was special.

I, I, I've done five cruises now, and I love them.

Is that Beth up on stage too?

Great.

And

this topped all the cruises for me.

Wow.

Yeah, this really did.

Yeah, I would agree with that.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would agree with that.

And I think that comes down to Key West.

Like, it does.

And the access with the cruise, like, I didn't really have time to talk to people one-on-one because there's 2,000 people.

I'm going here to their securities with me.

This was like, we didn't even have security.

We literally just, I would, we would be having an event at a bar and I'd just walk in the bar and everybody wall was fucking cool.

Like nobody was like cornering me, telling me the same story five times, which happens, you know what I mean?

Like, as they get drunk and stuff, like, everybody was just,

it was, it was really, it was like one of the best experiences I've had in forever.

I really love it.

Awesome.

Yeah.

So, yeah, maybe we'll do another one.

I hope so, hate to put a pause to the fun.

Yes, yes.

Let's do it, though.

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Yeah.

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You looked pretty good in it, too.

Did I?

Yeah, yeah, you did.

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I have, before we jump into the next one, get him pulled up this picture here.

All right, first of all, the guy in the middle is Utkhan, the Tony Stark ant.

Fucking great guy, awesome wife, lovely people.

I need to get a real opinion.

Giddam, could you zoom in on my knees?

Do I have fucking ugly knees?

Do I have hideous knees?

No.

Be like compared to my elbow?

No.

No, but look at that.

Like, what is going on there?

I think we have some awkward shadowing going on there.

Yeah.

It sounds like you should be there.

Do you don't think he's got flabby knees.

Find yourself a knee doctor.

I mean, look at that shit.

What is going on there?

A little plastic surgery.

Look at Chuck's knees.

Knees look nice and fucking tight.

You can't see full of a jungle in your covered.

I know, but like they say once you go over the other side south of 45, your knees are the first to go.

Really?

My knees look like an elephant's cock there.

What is going on?

Like, what is happening?

All I got to do is just wear long pants and stuff.

They look fine.

Yeah, they look fine.

They look good there.

Yeah, they look good in there.

I think standing up with the shadowing, it did have a

lot of fun.

Yeah, but that just means when I'm standing up, all the fat bunches up near the front.

You know, cute with those lumpy knees.

Oh, my God, dude.

How come nobody would fucking tell me I got lumpy knees?

No, these are.

You're going to go to wikine.com.

Oh, man.

You could do a couple more leg dates, I think.

Yeah, I got it.

You started doing the commercial, and I got distracted immediately.

I was like, this can't be my knee.

Oh, my God.

If you did have a fat knee, though, which you don't, but if you did, like, you can't work it out.

Like, how would you work out a kneecap?

I think

you just got to lose weight overall.

Lipo suction.

You can get all that.

You can lipo a kneecap?

Yeah.

Seems like a dangerous procedure.

A lot of fluid in the knees.

You can get it out.

Really?

Yeah.

I might have to.

No.

That was a,

I think it was honestly.

Just a bad angle.

It's a bad angle.

The sun is.

You guys are being good friends right now.

I think I got fucking gross-ass knees.

All right, we're going to have to get into this.

You just got to try to find another knee picture.

I hire a lighting guy next time.

A a knee lighting

properly

oh my god oh all right i'm sorry about this boys i didn't mean to put like eyeshadow on your kneecaps yeah like like a little a little uh blush that is a fucking gross looking knee

oh man i'm not used to having gross looking parts walt Amen it happens it is happening used to other parts you've you'll be praying that is downhill it's all it's as obscure as a knee or as it's easy to hide when it's well.

I already got to wear the beard to hide the double chin because gravity's starting to pull that down.

I'll never not have a beard.

I mean, can I grow knee beards?

That would be maybe get yourself an extra long mirkin.

Yeah, a couple of mirkins like your hands.

That'll look good hanging out of your shorts.

Tell him Steve Dave knee

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I'll get four colored demons on it.

That is weird, man.

All right.

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That's all right.

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What?

Old football injury.

On both knees.

On both knees?

On both knees, yeah.

Yeah.

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That was the other thing, Walt.

I was bartending in several places, and I never once charged for a single drink.

And then at the end, they were like, yo, where'd you ring up all those drinks?

And I was like, I just gave away 30 or 40 drinks.

I was like, there's no way we could track these.

You're like, like, I need another case of champagne over here.

Yeah, I know.

Well, you can't put me behind the bar.

I don't have any training.

And that was, you know.

Yeah, the expectation to transact, I think, was a little asking a little bit.

I'm back there being a good time champion.

Yeah, now you're working there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can't just look at my knees.

What other notes do I have from

Q West?

Oh,

the ghost tour we didn't get into.

Yeah,

it's a trolley where

you have a

narrator.

Yeah, it's made up to look like a hearse, and it's a trolley full of people, and you go through Key West and you drive around the house.

This is your big ghost town.

A lot of haunting

towns.

Its original name for the island is Bone Island or something like that because there used to be so many corpses just lying around.

Pirate corpses.

A lot of pirate culture in general

down there.

I've been there once.

Yeah.

It's beautiful.

I got to get you that another time.

Walt.

Private.

Oh, we can't even do a private plane.

Private train?

Private train?

Yeah.

Now we're talking.

I got a fucking train.

Just me and the car.

Just me and the conductor?

Yeah, yeah.

Like a caboose just for you.

How many cars are you talking about?

One for all my

pieces of luggage.

Yeah, why not, man?

That's what it takes.

Because ultimately, at the end of the day, Walt, like, this was a Telemceve Dave.

Like,

it was ants.

I've heard.

Yeah, it loves a TSD

get-together.

Yeah, I've never rented a private plane, but I thought for next time, like instead of paying everybody's flights, man, you just get a private plane so we don't have to sit with the livestock and coach.

I booked mine late, man.

I was all the way back in row 26.

I walk into the plane, I see this cocksucker in row one, just not won't even make eye contact with you.

I go mildly too, so everybody can hear me.

I'm like, keep moving.

Like, get this animal to the back.

Get him to the back.

I had a connecting flight from Miami to LaGuardia and sitting in my row as their plane's filling up and there's nobody next to me in like the next two seats.

Yeah.

And I'm just waiting for like these people to show up and they're probably like, we're buttoned up.

And I'm like, you go to this

window again.

I'm like, yeah, am I allowed to sit next to the window?

They're like, yeah.

And so it was just me

with my two phones out,

watching the altitude, watching the speed.

I had a map going showing exactly where I was over the country.

We flew over a storm.

It was lightning.

Oh, it was just awesome.

Like the pilot knew less about where he was going than get him.

You know what announcement never has any traction?

Is when you fly to a city like Charlotte, Dallas, Miami, Chicago, where there's a lot of connections, and the flight attendant comes on and goes, We have a lot of people with a lot of tight connections.

If you don't have a tight connection, if you could stay seated, and then as soon as the plane gets in, everyone's like, Yeah, fuck that.

No one does that.

I have a connection, sure.

Why not?

Yeah, how do they know if I have a connection?

I went to my house.

It's funny.

I feel like a sucker because I always wait.

I would feel like I would wait too.

I had a connection to Charlotte on the way home, and like no one did it.

And I was like way in the back of the plane.

I'm like, I know these people don't have connections.

And then I had a home alone into my other plane to make it.

But yeah, no one ever pays attention to those.

Yeah, I had a long layover in Miami.

So I was just, you could just watch the people just booking it.

Yeah.

Going from shuttle to shuttle.

How many flights have you taken in your life?

Uh, a couple when I was a kid.

Last one I took was in 2006 or 2008 to learn how to kite surf.

Okay.

But that was a turbo prop.

Right.

So it wasn't an actual chat chat.

So this was it, huh?

Yeah.

I had a great time.

Yeah.

Everything was great.

Yeah.

But

like I said, especially the flight back, the flight back, because we flew up over the storm.

You love that shit.

Yeah.

I fell asleep for like 20 minutes.

How often would you say the name?

Shocking.

The words.

How often would you say the words, Jimmy the hair guy, were mentioned?

Because it seems like a lot.

People were loving that Jimmy was hating that he wasn't there.

People were like, why did Jimmy not come to this?

What the fuck?

How did he miss this?

Well, part of me falling into my phone, falling into the pool story, was like, I wish Jimmy was there because I would have sent him in the water after the pool.

I mean, after the phone.

Oh, Jimmy missed out, man.

Jimmy the hair guy was

Wested.

Oh, man.

He's probably

one of the biggest regrets of his life, I bet you.

He was very upset in our Yenta chat.

Yeah.

Like, I'm going to fucking black all you guys.

I'm sick of hearing about Key West.

Jimmy, I don't know, bro.

But anyway, the ghost trolley tour.

All this to get it, to get back at you there.

The whole thing was just to get it in.

The ghost trolley tour, there were like...

So five of these trolleys with 40 people on each, and they have a ghost host who's in character, almost like the guy at

Haunted Mansion.

Like, welcome to the boom.

Sorry.

Yeah, I just wanted to set that up.

Oh, no.

So Q and Jiggy put people on each

trolley.

Like, they put Joan Bergio and Joanna on one, and then put me and Ming on another.

Like, you know, then they gave us headset so that we could also comment, which did not happen for me because my dude was like, this is my show,

and I'm not going to stop talking once, motherfucker.

You're not going to, the only interjection was that when the guy mentioned something about yellow fever sweeping the island at one point, Ming goes, hey.

But this was like

fresh off.

You still had the patch on like minutes before the

I don't know how much was it, the patch or the guy?

Yeah, I don't know.

This guy, like even Mary Beth was like, wow, he he talked.

Like, because we've done it before a couple of times.

Well, they told us, they're like, listen, we got our best ghosts who are going to be on the trolley.

So I think some people wanted to, I think they wanted to.

Impressed.

Are you in a mixture with people who aren't a part of the trolley?

No, no.

All of it was only QS escaping.

Oh, so that's weird then that they wouldn't allow

only on his because

Mbergio and Jonna took over the whole thing.

She was dressed like a fish.

It was fucking hysterical.

That was funny.

And Steve Byrne, I heard, had like a rock in one where he was just sniping everybody on the street and like going after the ghost stories.

I think he teed up his trolley right away.

He goes, After this, I'm buying everyone's shots.

So he had him like in their pocket the entire time.

I was told Steve Byrne was an animal, and he didn't do anything to disprove that.

No, no, no.

No, it isn't.

Like, he is a wild man.

When he's coming, everything's getting turned up.

Yeah.

I remember Joe DeRosi's like, he's got a tray with like 30 shots on it.

He bought 120 shots?

Yeah, he got everyone on the trolley three shots or two, at least two or three shots.

The artist had free open bar.

Hundreds of dollars worth of shots.

No, yeah, there was a tray.

That was just one round.

Yeah, it was crazy.

That was just one round.

He's such a party actor.

Oh, well, that's what you got to do.

You got to buy everybody a shot on the trolley.

That's all I got to do.

To win their favor, yeah.

At the end, I go, I'm just glad that me and Ming offered so much to you guys.

Steve,

when he got down to Key West, he walked in our house.

He was there for not even 30 seconds.

He goes, I'm going to get Jameson.

I'll be back.

He was in the house for 30 seconds left to get Jameson.

Him and Ming really got into it.

And then at the end, when it wraps up, usually you go into this building.

I'm not sure what's, I can't remember what's in there.

It's like the Shipwreck Museum.

It's an old-timey-looking wooden building.

It looks like it was built in the 1800s.

But instead, we pull up and we do sort of a semicircle around this area where there's like this raised platform or whatever.

Yeah, it's a balcony.

It's a balcony, right?

That's it right there.

And

Jiggy comes out and he says a few words, and then Q comes out dressed as like what I assume to be a dead pirate.

Sherman the scumbag.

Sherman the scumbag.

Yeah, dead pirate.

The dead pirate.

The pirate ghost.

The pirate ghost, yeah.

And does he have any pictures of?

He must have some pictures of

the punch up.

Sherman the scumbag.

Yeah, it was the only part of the festival that I kind of feel that I lost control of myself a little bit

because it was midnight.

And at that point, I was like, holy shit, I need to.

Did you become Sherman?

I did okay.

I didn't get unprofessional, but I probably dropped a one F-bomb more than I wanted to.

It was different.

It was funny.

I told Q, like Mary Beth, was like, he didn't have to dress up like a pirate.

He wanted to.

He wanted to.

I was very happy.

Yeah, I have to agree.

I wasn't expecting that.

Hey, man, there it is.

Sherman the scumbag.

There he is.

What's on your face?

White face.

Oh, okay.

I thought that problem with the knee was spreading to the face.

I mean, I don't look good in that photo.

I don't, you know.

It was not a great photo.

And this was the night that your throat got blown out, too.

That's my throat getting blown out in Key West right there, yeah.

Because we were all singing.

We were all up there for three hours.

You took my phone at one point when we went to Irish Kevin's as Sherman the Scumbag to make a call, and then you hand my phone back to me.

It's just covered in white.

It was like disgusting sweat and ink or whatever was on your face.

So, yeah, it was great.

And thank you to everybody that came.

And thank you to everybody online that supported us, even if you didn't come.

It was one of the best things of my life.

I loved it.

Yeah, when I arrived, there was a whole big swag bag there with shirts.

Again, something I did not expect, with like shirts and hat.

I'm wearing the hat right now, all kinds of stuff.

And booze.

But the one thing that was in there, a watch, yeah, a really nice watch.

Yeah, yeah.

The one thing that was in there that was that was my favorite was Q type written, like, had typewritten a note thanking me for coming.

It was so tight.

I felt like get him.

I got like choked up and shit.

Yeah, that's how much it was.

All the talent that came.

I typed him out little personal notes.

Yeah, it was really nice.

Yeah.

Rosa told me he cried too.

I was like, yo.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was great.

It was very special.

I was very happy.

But, you know, onwards and upwards.

What do we do next?

What did I miss around?

You know what we forgot about, too?

What's that?

On the pontoon boat, how Rachel became fascinated with Giddam.

Oh, yeah.

That is amazing.

So Rachel is a comic.

She's amazing.

She's well established.

She's out there in the world.

Rachel Feinstein, right?

Yeah, did I not say that?

Okay, sorry.

Yeah, so she is

established.

She's a big headline comedian.

She,

because Giddam's a, you know, he's a notable figure on a boat when he's in his shorts and we're all headed out and he's got the beard whipping in the wind.

Like, it looks like something you dragged on board from the sea.

And she just asked, like, who's that?

And I just started telling her the real story of Gidham.

And she was fucking fascinated in a way that I didn't expect.

Like, she started like, I started going, Rachel, I go, are you developing a crush on Giddam right now?

She's like, I want to know everything about him.

And then we were in the water and

we're all in the water in this and the water's only like three feet deep so we're all getting sitting on the sand in the sandbar with this crystal crystal blue water around this and rachel's just doing her thing and she's telling these stories she's basically doing a stand-up set in the middle of the ocean exactly and we're all dying laughing and uh she keeps looking again

and then how did the cochering thing came out we were telling about um the optional bar um oh so there's a closing optional bar up uh there where you could go naked in qs if you want every time you go there's some weird dude wearing a cock cage like a cage around his penis.

When I was up there, it was like a huge Prince Albert.

So she, so I told that, and she goes, What do you mean?

She goes, What do you mean, a penis cage?

What do you mean?

And I'm like, You never, and then Gedim's like, Oh, and he starts describing what they're for and who wears them.

And she beat,

she floated across half the ocean to get next to him, to sit down next to him.

And then I watched Gedim explain to her what a penis cage was.

It was fucking.

I don't know what it is.

I've never heard of it either.

Apparently, in the.

So it keeps it caged in?

I think think it's

sort of like a master, like a free.

That's what it's like.

It's like a TSM thing.

Yeah.

For men.

For men.

But it's shape.

Giddam.

Why don't you explain?

Oh, there it is.

Oh, it looks like a slinky.

Like, you fell down the stairs using your stink.

Yeah.

And then you landed.

You're like, oh, my God, it's around like that.

And the best of it all is after Giddam's done describing it, like, the conversation's about to move on.

And then he just went, and you can't get hard in it.

It was like a minute after the conversation ended, he threw in that fact, and we were all

like dude.

Why can't you couldn't

determine person get erect in it?

I don't know how to do it.

There's no room to grow.

I'm telling you, snug.

It's a snug cage.

Oh, it's oh, it's it looked to me like more like a no, it doesn't grow.

Oh, like it expands.

Like, you know, like a like a slinky.

Like a slinky.

No, that's fixed.

That's a fixed position.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, it's only 40 bucks for that blue steel one.

There's some wacky people out there.

Yeah, can you imagine?

Can you imagine suggesting to your wife?

I had this idea.

You know, maybe

if I had gone to Key West Navy, she'd like, you can go, but you've got to bring.

Just link.

Hey, if that's what it takes, well,

you know, it's only 40 bucks.

We'll get you down there.

Yeah.

But yeah, Rachel was so funny, man.

She was

not, you know.

You got to be real careful, too.

You don't get any hair caught in that fucking cage.

Yeah.

That'd be painful shit.

That's probably part of the point.

They sell them on Amazon?

It's for pain?

No, it's for

submission to dominance.

Okay.

Interesting.

How do you know so much about it, Kim?

You know, just like, you know, I know about some certain websites that Bri brought up.

Go on.

I'm, you know, I kind of know.

I try to know a lot about everything.

I bet you do.

Yeah.

I bet you do.

I can't believe they sell them on Amazon.

They got a stubby little unit right there in the second row.

$39.99.

Oh, $19.

It's that one that's two over.

It's a little stubby little unit.

What is that then?

A little cock.

This is weird.

A bunch of dudes in a room looking at fucking cock cages.

Oh, you have to pick the size.

It has two keys just in case.

Just in case you lose one.

Yeah, in case you lose one.

Well, they said, didn't somebody say that they met somebody up there?

I did.

That was the story I was telling.

Oh, that was the story.

The Garden of Eden is its top floor of this.

There's a bull and the whistle, and then the top floor is the Garden of Eden.

It's a clothing optional bar, but it's been there forever.

Like, everybody knows about it.

So, you go up there, and everybody's in clothes except for these two old dudes just standing around.

And I told the story about last time I went a couple of firehouse guys, we went up there to check it out, and there was a dude just sitting there with one of his penis and one of these things.

And that started the conversation.

Yeah, he said his mistress makes him go to the bar and sit there naked for a certain amount of time every day.

That's like a humiliation thing, yeah, yeah.

He seemed happy, Walt.

He didn't seem like he was having a bad time.

I don't think I saw anybody up there who wasn't having a good time.

They have great music, notorious have great DJs up there, yeah.

Really?

Notorious have like some of the best music in Key West

is at that bar.

Really?

I didn't know that, yeah.

They have the great, like great DJs who do it.

Oh, nice.

I think I see retirement plan for him.

No phones allowed whatsoever.

Oh, so you want to take a picture of the.

No, you just pull out your phone.

The security guy comes right down.

And grabs you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was weird.

There was a bachelorette party that decided to all go topless that.

Oh, you guys weren't there the first night.

No.

We went there Wednesday night, and there was a full-on bachelorette party where the bride and all the had, they were wearing, they were topless, and they just had heart-shaped nipple covers.

And they were all just up there fucking partying.

Having a blast.

They look like they're having a blast.

Damn.

And they were in their early 30s, so it wasn't like it was just a complete fucking harsh over my knees and my old fucking janky, disgusting elephant knees.

Fucking killing the buzz.

Let me go stand next to that guy with the fucking cage around his pocket so no one notices his knees.

He had a knee cage.

Yeah, it was great.

It was great.

Thank you to everybody who came.

And I think think there's no reason we wouldn't do another one, man.

No.

It was

except to ruin the memory of this one.

Like, how can it go that well again?

I mean, even the weather was like boom.

It was like literally like three perfect days in a row.

Like 80 degrees every day.

No weather-related issues.

Nice little breeze, keep you cool.

I couldn't believe with all the drinking, like, I mean, some of us were drinking 12 hours a day.

There was no drama, like no, no interdrama.

Yeah.

well, Jamie Lee, DeRose's friend that he brought was like, I can't believe how much you guys all love each other.

She said, I've never seen it like this.

She goes, everybody in this room says Gennite People be like, all right, I love you, bud.

Talk to you later.

She's like, you all just seem to really love each other and like each other.

And I'm like, yeah, we do.

Welcome to the party.

Anyway, there you go.

That's the catch-up.

All right.

Let me knock these next two out.

All right.

The thing about being a guy is, Giggy, I'm going to school you on something.

Tell me.

We're pretty much stuck with what we've got appearance-wise.

These knees.

Male makeup.

To go along with your powdered wig.

I don't quite get that one.

A peck push-up bra.

What would the bros say?

What would your bros say if you were wearing a peck push-up bra, do you think?

You look hot.

Yeah.

You know whose bros are.

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Nice work.

What were we talking about now?

Oh, even I was saying, even I texted Walt when you were doing the five questions, which I thought was really good.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, you did five questions with Brian Quinn.

So, yeah, Chuck was actually concerned about your reaction to it.

So, like, two years ago, Audioboomed asked me,

this is podcast distribution company, asked me to do a podcast from, and I said, yeah, I'll do it.

And then I did what I did and dragged it out for two years.

We had to

fill the open spot in the show.

So I was like, well, fuck it.

Why don't we just do five stupid questions?

That was the podcast idea.

And so the show opened up with five stupid questions.

But Walt was,

Chuck was like, Did you tell Brandon Walt about this?

He was very concerned that you guys would be upset that there was a second podcast up on that stage that didn't.

Yeah, he seemed to think you guys are going to be upset that I had that

another podcast going.

I got to tell you, no.

You started another podcast?

Well, that's what I'm telling you.

Like the first episode?

No, I still owe them like 10 episodes.

I still owe audioboom like 10 episodes or something.

So I'm just going to do this.

And Chuck was upset about the unity of us.

I got to tell you, it didn't occur to me.

Not once.

I was like, they have 10 podcasts.

I said, I used to do what Seio.

And he was like, no, you should just run it by them first.

And I was like, yeah, did you tell Brian to do that when he was doing whatever that other podcast?

He's like, no, no, I just think you should tell him.

So

he was very concerned.

It's nice that he's concerned, but yeah, that did not occur to me.

Like, what's this all about?

Hey, hey, hey.

No, I was enjoying it.

I thought you did a great job.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, it was just,

it's just, we pulled people from the audience up and asked them about their job.

It's like a little interview.

Yeah, that girl, Megan, yesterday, she was a funeral.

She worked at a cemetery receptionist.

Cemetery receptionist, yeah.

Yeah, we had Fatone, we had Gethem.

I had one question for Gethem, and it was like, What the fuck do you do?

What do we pay you for?

And he couldn't really answer.

He couldn't really answer it.

There was a lot.

Look at his face right there.

A lot of hemming and hawning.

Was he inebriated?

Were you drunk at that point?

No, I think I had, like, when we started going out, that's when

I got you.

What was your answer?

What did you tell them?

I said, I have various duties.

Things like taking care of Teddy, helping take care of Teddy, that kind of thing.

You brought that up.

Teddy got a big round of applause.

Teddy.

Yeah.

Teddy chant arose.

And that was it.

Pretty much, yeah.

That's when you can tell people really listen when they start chanting for a dog.

That was awesome.

I think I had some dad waters at that point.

Okay, yeah.

Gotcha.

Great.

Yeah.

But you did great.

Fatone, DeRosa killed, and then people from the audience.

It was fun.

I have various duties as the best.

That should be a t-shirt answer.

You can say that about any job.

Anybody.

Oh, I have various duties.

My wife asked me

when she's gone for a couple hours, what did you do?

I'm like, I have various duties.

I did various things.

I have various duties.

You're a little fucking astronaut.

What do you do?

I have various duties.

You have various duties.

Because you go to a pimp.

What do you do?

I have various duties.

Little this, little that.

I forgot, too, at one point, Giddam burst in on an unsuspecting woman in the bathroom.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was like, I did wonder, too, because, like, the door was shut.

It's in a very common area.

It's right off the kitchen.

And there was a girl in there changing into her bathing suit.

She's one of us.

She's a friend.

She's a friend.

It wasn't like an attendee or something.

So instead of like knocking on the door and seeing if somebody's in there, Giddam just opens the door up.

I would have assumed it was locked.

And you saw it all, right?

Yeah.

You saw it all.

You would have assumed it was locked every day.

It couldn't have been locked.

It was locked, but the locks in these houses don't work.

They're like 150 years old.

Yeah, there's these tiny little, like you push a tiny little pin and it's supposed to keep it locked.

Because I walked in on Mary Beth taking a shower because I had to...

brush my teeth or something.

She was like, how'd you get in here?

I locked it.

These locks are not the best.

Yeah, she handled it well.

Yeah.

Oh, she was like, if anybody was going to do it, she goes, if anybody was going to do it, I'm glad it's Giddam because he probably needs it the most.

I was like, that is a cool cat, man.

That's a cool character.

Yeah, it was great.

I forgot about that, Giddam.

That's probably why I'm so happy on that fucking boat.

Yeah.

Dancing, shaking that sand out of your asshole.

A never-ending sand pile.

And I go to Giddam, where'd that sand come from?

And he went, my pockets, I hope.

And the weirdest thing is, like, where it fell out of you was the only exit to the boat was this little, it was this little one like four-foot gate that opened.

And in front of the gate was just a pile of get them ass sand.

So everybody had to walk over the ass sand to get out of the boat.

I was like, yeah, this is it.

This is what we promised you people.

Did it make you feel good that Rachel fell too?

Like you weren't the only one to fall over the weekend?

Oh, yeah,

Rachel tripped in the parking lot.

Yeah, Rachel, I didn't know that.

Yeah, she fell in the parking lot.

Oh, okay, good.

She went down.

I was right behind her.

I was like, holy shit.

But she bounced right out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She didn't care.

She was all right.

She'd scream out for a Ming and Chuck, and no one came to help her.

That fucking, you have video of that sand full of pictures of that sand?

I think.

Yeah, I have some video of it.

It's hard to see it because it's so

the way it's lit, but you can see it piling up.

Yeah, they'll send it to you.

So funny, man.

So funny.

It's just so great.

The boat ride and everything.

Yeah.

I was happy seeing you in that water.

I really was.

I was like, oh, man, I don't know how many opportunities he's going to get to stand in this water like this.

Because I'm sure shit not inviting him back.

No, that's not true.

I don't think I could do it without him at this point.

Well, it was funny.

When I flew out, I had my little map running and I had marked where we had gotten off the boat.

And the plane literally went over the exact spot that we, it was, no, I don't want to say the name of the place.

It doesn't matter.

Oh, Jewfish Bay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's all right.

I don't want to seem racist by saying something that's named though.

Oh, because it's Jewfish?

Jewfish, I guess.

Is that a type of fish, though?

I think so.

Jewish were

wow, we were

basing, yeah.

Oh, we were pretty far out there.

Yeah, it took about 40 minutes to get out there.

Yeah, yeah, it's weird.

You're like, you ride out for 40 minutes and then get out, and you're up to your knees.

Yeah, it's interesting.

That's so nice, man.

It's so nice.

But there we go.

Yeah, that was about it for the weekend, I think.

That's about it.

Yeah, I think we covered everything

with the festival.

Oh, this made me laugh.

Not laugh, but, well, it made me laugh.

Just because it's such bad luck.

Like, this is Final Destination shit.

Maybe well, actually reminded me because it's Chick-fil-A Worker.

Chick-fil-A Worker 67 survives car crash only to fall to her death in a deep hidden well as she tries to get help.

Oh my god.

What the fuck is that?

Holy shit.

Yeah, she she got into a car crash

and she was on the side of the road and I guess she walked like to the side of the road to you know to wait for help or something.

And then she was found deceased at the bottom of the well that that was surrounded by very thick brush near where her car was found.

Can you imagine the shitty luck?

But that is definitely final destination type shit.

I mean, Jesus Christ.

67, you're just every part of it.

You're at the bottom of a well wearing a Chick-fil-A outfit.

Yeah, if you survive to the bottom, you hope that you just die on impact so you're not there.

Is that them trying to pull her out?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's sucked.

That's like an old well.

Why the fuck is that open?

That should be covered.

Yeah, right.

They should definitely have something over that.

yeah.

Even a plank of wood, anything, yeah,

somebody's got a lawsuit, it's coming.

There's tons of them, though, like these old mines and stuff, like, yeah, like in mining areas.

Like, they just that's what's happening to Route 80 right now: is there were some um old mines and stuff that they uh oh, really?

They just built Route 80 right over these mines and never thought to like start a collapse, yeah,

both sides.

There's like these huge sinkholes

up in uh like closer to the Poconos than here.

Sounds like a Pennsylvania thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Yeah, so they got a couple sinkholes going on on Route 80.

Yeah, there you go.

Sinkholes happen a lot in Florida.

Those are crazy.

They had one famous case in

Winter Park where I went to school.

There was a sinkhole underneath a Porsche dealership.

And this was like a thing in the 80s.

And

like a hundred Porsches all went to the bottom of this

huge sinkhole.

I'm told that's because they sucked all the water out of the land.

I don't know.

I think they're like water pockets.

I think they're like old water pockets.

That's what I mean.

Like they were filled with water and then they sucked the water out, and then it's just this empty space that wasn't there before.

Yeah, I know it happened at a Corvette Museum.

Oh, man, that sucks.

Wait, did it happen at a Porsche place and a Corvette?

I know of the Corvette place.

It was at the National Corvette Museum.

That one happened.

Really odd, though.

Porsche and Corvette.

Sinkhole loves a nice car.

No one wants to drive.

That's the devil trying to get a fucking hands on a set of money.

I think he'll be really get one.

I think if you look at Winter Park, Florida, that's where it happened.

Oh, is that it?

No.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

What year was that?

81.

1981, yeah.

How old are you in 81?

I was...

My parents weren't even married yet.

I wasn't born.

I was born in 86.

All right, well, there you go.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, you're that young.

86?

God damn, boy.

No, look at this guy.

So what do we miss up here?

What do we miss in the office while we were gone?

It was very quiet.

Yeah.

It was just as hot as

the house.

I looked at the thermometer.

It was 84 in here on Saturday.

But, you know,

me and the Ron's

kind of bonded over the weekend.

All right.

I kept the door open in case they wanted to come in.

Oh, wow.

So you made up.

Why?

Was I upset with the Rons?

Wasn't there stuff in the hallway?

Oh, yeah, he was kind of bad.

Yeah, yeah.

He told me it was just a bad day.

Oh, yeah.

He apologized?

He didn't apologize, but he definitely

bitched so much else about other things that I was happy to hear him bitch about, I kind of let it go.

Kind of found a mutual person to bitch about.

Nice.

And we bonded over that.

That sounds like a good weekend, too.

Get him.

What's next for you, bud?

What's next on your various duties?

Today?

Yeah.

I could possibly help out the guy cleaning out the back room right now.

Oh, he's here?

Yeah.

Wait, what?

What happened?

Oh, that's who he was at the door.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

But there was a listener has

he, that's what his thing is.

I guess he has a little bit of OCD.

And he, you met him.

He's an old-time OG listener.

He was there from the beginning.

He's actually watched a couple of episodes back when we first started.

His name is Josh.

Okay.

And he was on a gaming pod, and he's won prizes from us.

He's been around for so long, but his thing is cleaning.

Like he likes it?

Yeah, yeah.

He likes organizing.

It's his OCD.

And he was like, can I get a crack at this?

I was like,

this is like would be my Super Bowl and my World Series combined to try to clean this.

Oh, my God.

And I was like, sure, go for it.

Just free labor.

That's what

get him supervises.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

He's not supervised.

And he's probably like...

Getting in the way?

No, he's probably having 17 ulcers because

shit is getting moved.

And I'm fucking.

Yeah, go ahead.

I hope you give 18 ulcers.

You're the reason why it's the way it is.

I wonder if you do that for work, or is it just like a side hobby to clean?

I don't, I think it's,

I a hobby, but he's compelled to do it.

It's more of a compulsion than a thought.

We can ask him right now.

I can go get him.

I mean, why not?

But don't you have any pride?

Aren't you like, hey, man, that's my job?

That's my job.

You're not going to be a job.

It's got to be one of the various duties.

Like in the fire department,

if a lieutenant or a captain's like, hey, hand me your paligan for a second,

you never give up your tool.

You're like, no, Chief, what do you need?

That's my job.

You never give up your job.

What the fuck?

He doesn't.

Hey, what's going on, bud?

All right.

Yeah, of course.

Of course.

Yeah.

What's up, Josh?

How are you doing?

Jeez, Louise.

What are you doing?

Killing myself?

Why are you here doing his job for him?

He's not doing his job.

So you volunteered to come in and do his job for him?

I think so, yeah.

Unfortunately.

That's the craziest shit.

Get him, you're all right with this?

Sure.

Yeah, you're here.

How are you okay with this?

How is this not like a pride thing?

Like, this is my job.

Like, a guy's not coming in here and taking care of my shit, my various duties.

Or I let it get so fucked up we had to call in a specialist.

Yeah, this is like hoarders.

I mean, if someone can do a job better than I can, I mean, uh,

your job

better than you can, yes, is what you're saying.

Yes, that is wild, man.

Or an aspect of my job.

Uh-huh.

Better than

you.

I knew it would drive them bonkers.

Yeah.

So that's why I was like, absolute fucking lootly.

Absolute fucking lootly.

Get in here now and anything you see that you think can go out the fucking door into the dumpster,

carte blanche, bitch.

Wow.

How many hours have you put aside for this?

This is the first day.

I've been in and out a couple times.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I've been in and out, in and out a couple times.

And you got eyes on that mess?

Yeah.

Did I exaggerate at all?

No, no.

If anything, you underplayed it.

Yeah, probably.

Are you taking before and after pictures, I hope?

Oh, shit.

I should have.

Yeah, I will.

It's still early in the process.

Still early in the game.

I made a big hole back there already.

Wow.

Do you think this is mostly an organizational issue or a trash removal issue?

It's a bit of both.

That's tough to sort through.

It is.

That's why I need Getem Around and Wall.

Well, because Getham's definition of trash is not necessarily our definition of trash.

But you have a family that you're taking time away from for this?

Yeah.

Incredible.

And you're so into organizing that you're like, I'll do it.

It's a compulsion.

You got to do it.

I do it at home.

Wish my wife suffered from that.

Well, he can stop by.

Yeah, do you want to take over my wife's duties too?

Well, what are we talking here?

Is that all for open to everyone?

I could see a very thorough man.

I bet you could do a pretty good job.

Maybe not as good as Mary Beth, but I bet you.

Oh, no, I bet you could.

I got a pretty mouth.

Oh, boy.

You like to pray, right?

Wow.

I can't conceive of it.

It's almost like you're doing charity work for this guy.

In a way, yeah.

Are you getting a free t-shirt or a hat?

Yeah, get him.

How are you repaying him?

Yeah.

You hadn't thought of that yet, yeah, yeah.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

All right.

And when you dig it out.

Yeah.

Wow.

I look forward to it being able to get back.

I can't believe Chuck's not here filming this.

It feels like it should be a special of some sort.

The decluttering of the office.

And his reaction.

Just keep a camera on him.

Get him.

Get him before.

Before and after.

Do you have it before?

You got to have a before picture, right?

You're okay with this?

Get him.

A guy coming in and doing your job?

Please talk freely.

This is a podcast.

This is what people want to hear.

They don't want to hear you just shake your head.

And go,

that's my reaction.

Try to explain it in fucking words.

I'm dealing.

But how do you like, but like, I wouldn't.

Are you spiraling?

I don't know if I'm necessarily spiraling or not.

Are you angry at yourself a little bit?

Like, why didn't I get this done?

No way.

No way.

No fucking way is he angry at himself.

He's angry that I fucking agreed to it.

But this is a fucking

long burn.

Because remember, at the end of the year, I was like, you guys got to fucking take him on.

You guys got to do something.

I took him to QS.

That's not doing something.

No, no, that's not doing something.

So then when Josh shows up, I'm like, I see, I calculate, and I'm like, this will burn his ass.

So, yeah, you can do it.

It's a spike cleaning.

Yeah.

Wow.

And Josh, how do you feel about that?

Are you okay being used in that manner?

I don't feel like I'm being used.

You wouldn't like a nice

decluttered spot.

I would love it.

I would love it.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, I mean, I think it's a win-win, don't you?

I do think it's a a win-win.

I just can't, like, I was saying when you went out to get him, like in the fire academy, they tell you, you never give up your tools.

If a captain wants, like, give me that and pull that wind to do something, you say, what do you need?

What do you need?

What do you need?

What do you need?

You never ever give up your tools.

It's the number one thing.

And if they do do it, you're an asshole.

So I'm shocked to my core right now that Giddam is giving up his tools.

He's not following the fireman's code.

He's not asking the captain, what do you need?

What do you need, boss?

What do you need?

Wow.

Well, you've never been trained like that.

Wow.

Where'd you go?

What's this?

A picture?

I asked for this picture to be hung in

December.

Get him.

He sits at the foot of his office,

his

desk.

Yeah, let's call it that.

Since December.

I'll hang that next time I come back.

You could probably try to find that to hang it today, right?

Yeah, absolutely.

oh man get him this is bad uh oh you're gonna stop crying no he's got that look in his eyes the wet eyes shrink wrapped in tears

yeah

i should feel bad i don't think you should know no i mean it's at a point like it's not gonna happen yeah unless josh does it it's not happening wow it came to that it came to josh there was no josh is the wolf there was no expectations that it would ever get done in my opinion.

If it had been this long and nobody

was willing to

make it happen,

and then God sends a Josh into my life,

I mean, I think if God opens a door, you walk through it.

Yeah, I think so.

I agree.

He's a Telmeve Dave wolf.

He comes in with unsolvable problems and he solves them.

Wow, man.

Look at that.

Get him.

How could you handle this?

How could you take this?

I'm dealing.

How?

Because he's getting paid the same exact if Josh does it or he does it.

Right.

Or he doesn't do it.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I would be like, Josh, come back tomorrow and we'll do this together.

And then I'd spend all night doing it.

Because you'd feel almost like, I mean, like, we hire, we employ him, but also he's our friend.

Yeah.

So you'd think, like, as a friend, you wouldn't want to.

He wouldn't take advantage of us like this.

You would think so.

Yeah, but here we are.

It's once it gets done, I think,

you know.

Do you think he'll be able to maintain it?

Maintaining is the issue, right?

I don't know.

Yeah.

Will you maintain it, Giddam, and not throw your shit around?

I will try.

I mean, it's a lot of it is more stuff comes in,

you know, as we do different productions, we get more and more things like totes for certain shows,

and it can only go into so many places.

Right.

Yeah.

So it's our fault.

No.

No.

Just from what I've seen so far,

there's ways we can consolidate a lot.

Wow.

There was a huge box back there.

I'm talking like three feet by four feet and maybe a foot wide, and it had like two little pictures at the bottom of it and nothing else.

That does.

It's just taking up all that space.

Let me ask you something.

You looked at that box and figured that out.

Did you go to school for this?

Did you have a degree in this?

Like, how did you come to know that that box didn't need to be there empty?

I opened it.

Oh, oh, okay.

And did you go to school for that or you just opened the box?

This guy's a natural.

Yeah, he is a nice boy.

It was probably the picture we just pulled out that you wanted to use for

the clown?

No, no, it's no, the clown is out here.

No, don't talk back to Josh.

You work for him now.

Because what was at the bottom of that box was a couple of devils.

Yes, but there's stuff that was in there before that has since been removed.

I'm going to try it so hard.

Well, no, it's true.

We got the.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

You're wrong.

It was stuff that we had packed at 65 or 35 to 65 and then 65 to here.

Wasn't that like four years ago?

Yeah.

So, but one of the things is it's right behind the ping-pong table stuff over there.

So that was stored in there, but it's since been removed into here.

Makes perfect sense.

Josh, I'm going to need you to take pictures

to document your journey.

Yeah, please.

I'm going to need to know more about this.

I can't wait for next week.

I can't wait to walk in.

Well, how long do you think you need?

I mean, is it really

a week-long endeavor?

I thought maybe it would be a couple days at most.

There's a lot there.

More than I expected.

Yeah.

You know, there's a couch in there, right?

Can you see it?

There's a couch in there.

There's a couch in there, yeah.

Yeah.

He's mostly talking about the costume room right now.

Oh, you're talking about the costume room.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

When you first walk into what was supposed to be the break room, yeah.

Yeah,

I sort of see where the couch is, yeah.

Okay, yeah, nice.

But

I just found an empty

stick of

antiperspirant deodorant sitting on the floor.

That was one of the things I just found.

I mean, I'm just, as I'm moving things, I'm like, oh, what's that?

We're going to see him next week.

He's like, I think I'm changing my compulsions.

I think I have a compulsion not to go back here.

I don't know that it's going to be a week.

I can't be here every day.

Yeah.

I come down.

Well, you're not.

Well, you're not paid to be, Josh.

Yeah, exactly.

I think that fell out of my old laundry bag.

An empty one?

No, it's got stuff in it.

No, that, no, there's.

No, the bag.

No, okay.

Whoa.

No, he's going to lippy with you.

There's one deodorant that's empty.

completely empty.

There's one that's sitting on the floor, also sitting on the floor somewhere else, that looks like it has stuff in it.

For the moment, I left that.

That might have come out of my mind.

But the empty one, like, why do you think we might have kept that, Josh?

Well, when you looked at that, what makes you be like, oh, I know why they have this.

Anything come to mind?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Okay.

Get him?

Anything come to mind on that?

Again, it's probably my old laundry bag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It has to be driving you crazy, though, because I remember when we first got in the office, Mary Beth came in and she was organizing some stuff and she had like consolidated all get him shit into one box.

And she was like, I thought he was going to cry.

Like, she, she, she thought you might have been that upset that she was moving stuff around.

Yeah, well, I know you resented it.

I know that.

No, no, no.

Some of them, some of my stuff entered into some of TST's stuff.

And a couple things disappeared.

And like what, receipts?

No.

What disappeared?

90-degree

iPhone cables.

And who do you think took them?

I I don't know.

I think it may have just been

possibly mistakenly thrown out.

I'm not saying anyone took them.

I'm just saying they disappeared.

Josh will find them.

I don't think so.

I did find a box of cables.

Whoa.

All kinds of cables and wires.

No,

that's a different box.

Yeah, that's a cable box, Josh.

Of course.

Why would the cables be in that?

What was I thinking?

Well, these were brand new iPhone cables.

Although the stuff in the cable boxes, like XLR cables and stuff.

I think a before and after picture is an obvious obvious thing that I'd like to see out of this, but I'd also like to see some of Josh's discoveries.

Yeah.

Because there's got to be some like real gems dead.

Yeah, like are we going to find dead animals and shit?

You know, like interesting squash trinkets.

Well, yeah, you might find

something dead back there.

Okay.

Well, there you go, Josh.

Well, like, you could find a dead, you find a dead elf in the front room.

Oh,

all right.

All right.

All right.

Here we go.

All right.

All right.

Well, I'm looking forward to this.

I already can't wait for next week's episode to get get the update on this and see how it does.

Josh, please document this as much as possible.

I will.

I wish I had taken a picture of that area before I created the whole thing.

I'm sure there's still plenty there that people can look at in a photo.

And, you know, even if you want to do a time-lapse, you know,

you've heard worse ideas.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, do you have a GoPro?

I do not.

Damn.

No.

But iPhone does it.

iPhone does it too now, right?

Oh, yeah, you're right.

I think there's one in there.

Then you've got to to find the cable and droch it up, and then you can do that.

And in Josh's defense, he's not the first listener that has come to me and be like, I want to tackle that back room for you.

Really?

On the Black Fridays, I had multiple people be like, Hey, do you mind if I come down during the week and clean up?

Wow.

That's such a weird thing.

Yeah.

That I'm like, no, I can't have you just come down here.

You know, that's very kind of you.

I'll be like, but no, we, we, you know,

we got

you.

And this person was from like Baltimore or something.

So, but you know, you get to that point, you know,

now you're like, Yeah, I don't care where you come from.

This guy's all fucking swimming in Key West.

Or was it you just saw me and it was

nice

first day you came down, you were like, I'm here to clean.

What did we do?

We just sat around and watched TV all day.

You sat and got watched Love Boat for a couple hours and then you went home.

I felt like I was paying you to do it.

Oh, I love it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, that endorse day.

Well, we watched it all.

You were here for like seven hours.

Yeah.

Get him.

Are you okay with that?

With him watching your shows and your movies.

I was here.

Oh, boy.

He was keeping an eye on him.

He was here.

He was looking at, he was just kind of like pretending that we weren't having as good a time as we were.

Well, I was finding the episodes.

Oh, who's this guy?

Let me look it up for you.

Like, we got it, get him.

We know, we know.

Josh will look it up.

The wolf has got it.

If you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it.

The beat while my djolves it.

Yeah, you got that right.

Wow, Josh, thank you, brother.

Yeah, thanks, Josh.

We'll make sure it's worth your time in some way.

Hopefully, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, wow.

Well, he needs a cool nickname now.

The wolf.

The wolf.

Okay, John.

Yeah, the wolf ant.

Okay.

Come fix the problems.

Ah, fuck.

That's my ass guy dick name now.

Oh, boy.

Let's wrap this up before it goes too much longer.

He's going down the drain.

Yeah, we can't watch him circle much longer.

Yeah.

Just say it.

Just say it.

Tell him Steve Dave.

All right.