#627: Just Deal

Fucking fifteen years in, fucking still can't fucking figure it out.

I didn't even that didn't even sound racist to me when I made it up.

up.

Where'd lithium be at?

Tell him, Steve Dave.

Hey, it's Brian.

I've got good news and bad news.

The bad news is that we are missing the first minute of the show or so

due to a technical snafu.

Yes, it can happen even after 15 years in the biz.

And the good news?

It was pretty boring shit.

We were only talking about the weather, so you didn't really miss much.

So,

hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Em Steve Dave.

Yeah, like every morning I get out there with Sage, and I'm like, I cannot believe how fucking cold it is.

And I'm like, but why?

Why can't I believe it?

You would think 50 years.

What am I fucking stupid?

It may be that, you know, we're crossing over that threshold where old people are always cold.

You may have told me that.

I look over into that where you're always cold.

Oh, maybe.

It's hard to tell in this office.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to keep it warm for you.

Yeah.

Because I know that you're always complaining about it.

So I'm like, you know, Q's going to come in.

He's going to be bitch and it's cold.

Get him.

Make sure that he's cranked up to 90.

It is only 72 degrees here.

22% younger.

You know how he's going to be.

Kevin, my shawl.

We need to tell him, Steve, they have a shawl.

Embroidered with the three nuts on it.

Grandma could put it around their spiny shoulders

when she's frigid.

I have noticed at home, even though I keep it at 68, what do you keep your house at?

Because I keep mine at 68.

You know what?

I'm not allowed to see it.

Whatever your wife says is what you keep it at.

I'm not allowed to even go touch it, so I don't even look at it for fear that I might touch it out of like just like

then fuck it up.

Did you break the thermostat?

No.

Teddy?

Yeah, I'm never.

temperature really doesn't bother me.

I'm never like cognizant of it.

Right.

Well, you don't,

it's really fucking weird because you don't mind the heat at all, obviously, with the fucking hoodies on in the middle of summer, but you don't mind the cold either.

I don't like it when it's super cold, but you know, I just deal.

It's part of

the

fucking simple.

Why can't I just deal?

There were times in the summer he would go out and sit on the bench in front of the store to sit in the sun.

It would just feel good to you.

It's like a lizard on a rock.

Yeah.

Like, it's too cold in here.

And then he'd go out.

He'd change the temperature and then go out.

But you don't like the variety of having, you know, living

in a place where you can experience cold in

warm summers or hot summers.

It's nice to have that variety.

Good contrast.

Yeah, I think so.

I like it until it gets below 50.

Like 50, I can wear sweatshirts and shit, you know, and sweater weather.

It's fall, it's nice, you know, there's crisp air.

This doesn't seem, it seems lopsided.

It's like cold for like seven months out of the year, and then it's kind of warm for two months.

Right.

And then you get a nice.

And then you bitch the whole time.

It's like, why is it so fucking humid?

Yeah, it's fucking off.

Why is this often so fucking

so fucking humid?

Yeah.

It's rarely, though, 50.

It feels like

50-degree days, either 50 to 59, are so rare during the year.

Like they're far and few between.

It's usually 70 to 90

and then under

40.

That's what it feels like for the most part.

I like that

you can come here and get your weather fixed.

You don't have to worry about it.

Thank you, my friend.

You know,

it really is all I fucking talk about.

It's getting dire.

Did you say that on Mike, that someone told you they don't want to hear you talk about the weather number?

Did you say it on Mike?

My friend's, yeah, I said it on Mike.

Okay, and so how'd that make you feel?

Are you self-conscious now about

weather-shamed?

A little bit.

I was a little weather-shamed, yeah.

I was a little bit, but

when she said it, I was like, oh, she's right.

It's all I'm talking about.

So I have to stop.

And then, of course, here we are talking about it.

It's just like, it's like, I just feel like a rat in a cage.

It's got to stop.

It's got to stop.

Yeah, every time you step outside, you're like, oh, I fucking.

You've had fucking enough, man.

And then, like, we go years and years without snow, and suddenly suddenly it's snowing like every other fucking day.

Like, fuck you, snow.

I know.

Get out of here.

Fuck it all.

Just enough to make it slippery.

And then it gets dirty and fucking black, and I'm fucking done, man.

But it's all right.

No, no.

Well, it's right.

We got a deal.

Let's deal.

We got a deal for

another

month and week.

Yeah, but I don't want to fucking look.

I love March.

I was born in March.

I don't want to hear this bullshit about it coming in like a lion and going out like a lamb.

I haven't seen a lamb in March March in decades.

It's cold until mid-April now.

It's frigid.

It's too much.

I want to fucking die.

There's just global warming everyone.

Do people understand?

I want to die.

I can't take it anymore.

Yeah, but it'll be all right.

It'll be okay.

Oh, you know what?

What do you think about Canada lately?

What do you mean?

Booing the national anthem.

Whose?

Canada.

They were booing the American national anthem at what hockey gig was that?

It was like

an international tournament that the NHL put on for two weeks.

Yeah.

And they were playing the Americans, and they booed the national anthem.

I think we better get used to

the United States singing a bit of a killing.

Yeah, that's why I'm talking about it.

We asked for this for four years.

Our reputation is going to be used to those booze for a few more years, man.

They're

rough already.

Canceling trips to America.

They don't want anything to do with the Canadian.

Our Canadian brothers, our northern brothers, are shunning us.

I think it was.

They were the nicest people on the planet.

They had the reputation.

They were.

And I guess Trump still talked about annexing their country.

What the fuck?

What is the matter with this dude?

Why is it what?

That's the shit I said in like third grade.

Like, why isn't it a state?

Like that?

Oh, boy.

Yeah, America could have won.

There was a big international game this week, and

America could have

gained the bragging rights as being the greatest country in hockey, but they lost to Canada again.

Yeah.

There's no shame in losing to Canada, right?

No, there's definitely no shame, but

I think Rubb, remember Rubb?

Yeah, Rub said it best yesterday.

He said, like, America would have rejoiced for like an hour after the game was over

if they had won.

But if Canada had lost, they might have, you know, committed like nationwide suicide, you know, because it would mean so much more to them to lose than for us to win.

And, you know, you got to think about it that way.

Like, their mindset would have been

absolutely.

Oh, it's colder up there.

Yeah.

And, like, if we lose, America, the American audience who

like we were in there.

We were playing hockey?

Oh, there was a hockey game going on?

Yeah, no, no.

Was it hockey season?

Yeah.

Canada, it would have been a devastating, mentally devastating blow that they may not have recovered from, especially with all, like, you know,

with the kid feeling the pressure that they might become Americans by force.

Yeah.

Not so bad, Canada.

It's not so bad.

You'll get used to it.

They love all our entertainment.

They don't care.

They'll take that.

Sure.

So why not be ruled against your will?

Because you've got law and order episodes to watch.

Yeah.

I mean, what are we getting?

Fucking into the maple syrup, who gives a shit?

What are we getting if we take them on?

Through the 80s, we got a slew of bad slasher movies from Canada.

Like what?

What was it?

Oh, slasher movies?

Yeah.

Oh, they were Canada.

Yeah, Canada, because it was so cheap.

It was like, I think what happened was there was a certain time in the 80s where it was a 100% tax rebate if you invested in film.

Oh, wow.

So all these rich people were like, well, fuck it.

Yeah, why not?

Because slasher movies were popular at the time.

So we'll just make all these slasher movies and shit.

I mean, I had to have seen some of them, right?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I just didn't know they were made in Canada.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably not.

Probably not.

Wow, that's that's interesting.

It sounds like Bollywood, but like Maplewood, right?

Whatever the fuck they want to call it.

Yeah, I think we do get

oil from Canada, and we get steel from Canada.

Like, not a ton, but some lumber, is it?

Okay, lumber.

You know what, man?

Like, we're so blessed with good neighbors.

Like, you know what I mean?

Like, we don't, like, I don't know, man.

Like, we've had a pretty good relationship with Canada and Mexico my entire life.

Like, why would you, like, I think the best thing to do is just have good relationships with your neighbors, not threaten them with taking them over and shit like that.

That'd be something, though, right?

It would be wild.

I mean, it seemed to work for a long time.

So, I don't know.

To an end, you'd be like, well, why?

Like, what?

Like, now what?

I guess so that they, because I think they also have minerals, right?

Like, there's a lot of minerals in Canada, like, rare minerals that they're.

What do we do with rare minerals?

Because I heard they wanted the rare minerals.

They want the minerals out of Ukraine.

Well, the minerals out of the Ukraine.

What are the rare minerals used for?

Because I thought they were just like, I'm like, what?

The vitamin industry is going to

Flintstone's fighters and taking over the Ukraine.

Well, there was.

Was it in North Carolina, Giddam, where there were those huge lithium fields?

Yes, supposedly that's what the.

That's a mineral.

Okay.

That's what the hurricane was for.

It was to wipe out people's property so they can mine lithium for for uh i thought lithium was a drug uh it is like it's a drug it it's in batteries it's it's a this is like multi-purpose it's a great song mineral yeah yeah great song

and what does it do for your in your body though uh if when i was using it was for a mood stabilizer it does something to your mind that like it evens it out somewhat crazy it is something that you dig out of the fucking earth just

interacts with your brain.

Is lithium a gas or is it a solid?

It's a metal.

It's a metal.

Yes.

And you don't use this metal for anything other than batteries or drugs?

Like you wouldn't make a lithium fence, right?

I do not believe, no, you would not make a lithium fence.

I call them my fence company.

I'm like, can't take it out.

I want to be the first on my street with a lithium fence.

Some money recently, and I'd like to slurge my lithium fence.

I want it six foot high, and I want the neighbors seen over it.

Lithium, though.

Sure, you don't want to just buy a movie theater with your friends and show your own movies?

You want to get a lithium fence?

There's better ways to spend your money.

I used for batteries, used for grease, grease, glass, ceramics, and medicine.

Wow, man.

Laptops, mobile phones, and electric vehicles.

Can you recall the very first time you've heard of this coming onto your radar?

Because when we were growing up, nobody was like, where'd lithium be at?

First.

It wasn't like one of these things that

were lithium-ion batteries from Energizer or

the song lithium.

Or I think, wasn't there something how serial killers had a higher count of lithium in their hair or something like that?

That I'm not sure.

There was some weird fact about serial killers that had something to do with lithium.

I think that might have been the first time.

It's so funny.

Lique says when songs when he was a boy, and he lists the Nirvana song as like he was a child when that came out.

No, no, no, it's the first time I heard the word lithium.

I was like, wow, I mean, I remember that game.

Yeah, but when I'm a kid, they're far older than

Nirvana.

No, no, it's the first time I heard

one of the first times I heard lithium.

But that was, what, 90, 91?

I mean, 93.

92, I think.

Yeah.

92, 93.

I mean, at this point, I was 13, which is basically

a fucking child, yeah.

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It's like an asshole.

Everybody's got one and they all stick.

Isn't that what the

saying goes?

Yeah.

Oh, they're all full of shit.

Let's see here.

Nope, that's not it.

I'm wondering, because we've been talking about Dank DeMoss recently, the big fat rapper.

Oh, okay.

Yes,

I guess that's one way to put it.

We've been talking about it.

Now, I wonder with this interview that she did.

Uh-oh.

If she fucked herself with this lift

lawsuit

for you.

She fucked around and she's finding out?

Like, my body right now is like my mind don't know that I'm this big.

My mind does not know that I'm this big.

So I be feeling like I could do everything.

So when I walk in the gym, I feel like I'm fit.

Or like if I'm trying to do certain shit, I feel like I could do it.

And then I'll be like, damn, I can't do this shit.

But in my head, I'm like, damn, I could do that.

So I'm going to walk over there.

Shit, I'll be going in the gym in front of all those people for 100 pounds in shorts,

no shirt.

Well, I have on a sports outfit, you know.

So,

I can't believe my life has intersected with this woman's in any way.

On

such a level, where for the past three weeks we've been talking about her.

Did she just fuck herself over?

She sounds to me like any lawyer worth their salt.

Johnny Law would carve her up.

Right.

Like a ham.

She's like a fucking Christmas ham.

Yeah, she's a big old Christmas ham getting carved up now.

Yeah, so she just admitted that she...

She's delusional.

Yeah.

Yeah, in a way.

I just said I'm delusional.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's like, it doesn't occur to me.

She has body dysmorphia.

Dysphoria.

You have to wonder if that guy driving that lift is.

Dysphoria.

I have no idea.

Get that girl some lithium.

Yeah.

She needs it.

Yeah.

So that was, yeah, that was my question.

When I saw that, I was like, uh-oh.

I think she just admitted that she has no real idea of her size.

This is why anytime you're involved in legal action,

the first thing your lawyers tell you is shut the fuck up.

Do not talk to anybody about anything.

I mean, way back in season, before we even launched Jokers, it was this radio show in Texas that was like, they stole the idea from a practical joker from us.

And it was like, dude, you're a local radio station in Texas.

Like, how the fuck would we have ever heard of you or anything?

And True TV was like, you don't say anything.

You never address it.

You don't say anything because they'll use it against you.

And then they tend to any lawsuit and stuff has come up over the years.

It's advice one.

Shut your fucking mouth.

There actually was a lawsuit?

No,

they were threatening.

They were threatening.

So They just prep you.

Don't give them anything.

You know what I mean?

So we've been involved in a couple of those over the years.

Yeah.

Yeah, who didn't sign to be on TV, ended up on TV.

It happened every once in a while.

And they like to shut the fuck up.

We had one where, I think it was it first or second season where people came in and they bought a couple.

They bought something really expensive and then turned around and tried to return it and say that they were pressured into making the buy.

Oh.

Because of the cameras.

Because of the cameras.

Okay.

They were going to sue, right?

Or they did sue, yeah.

They were going to sue if I didn't give them the money back.

I didn't want to give them the money, but it was a lot.

It was like, wasn't it like a grand?

It was over $1,000.

I was just like, I didn't feel it was

any way that we would lose it, but

I guess battling it for $1,000, you'd lose that just in

paying for a lawyer.

I didn't know Johnny Law at the time.

That was my question.

If you knew Johnny Law at the time, would you be like...

Well, now, like, the network just leaves you to hang on that?

They're like, it's a store problem, not a show problem.

Dude,

AMC wasn't going to be footing our legal bills.

They would be like, it's part of your day-to-day

dealings with the customers.

And

so we wouldn't have, just because our cameras are there doesn't mean that we should be part of the lawsuit.

Well, your cameras are the one that caused the pressure.

Well, so they claim, which is probably somewhat true, though.

They got caught up in the moment.

But if they had kept the book,

right now that book's way, way, way more than $1,000.

It was a Hulk 181 and a fucking Hulk 340 with the Wolverine McFarlane covering.

You know, that fucking book.

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, $1,000 for both of those books.

It's worth way more now, right?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

So, I mean, back then they said that they felt we had put the price too high.

Where's that book today?

We sold, but we did take it back and we sold it.

You guys, I will say,

I have been treated well and I have been treated badly by various people in charges of the network over the years.

You guys did not get treated as well as you should have got treated, I thought, on that show.

I've heard that from several people in the business.

I remember trying to talk to you guys about it at the time, but it was just, it was too

much.

It was too walled of an ecosystem to.

Yeah, but you guys, they didn't treat you like the stars you were.

But it was also like, let's say we were going to hold out for more money.

It's like, you guys are working at the store anyway.

It's like, what would we have done if if they've been like, no?

We probably would have been like, okay, sorry, we asked.

Right?

I didn't feel we had any,

I did not feel we had any leverage.

Yeah, but like, none of those doesn't mean don't ask.

You know, you guys didn't even get the no.

You guys just

pre-loaded the money.

We got more every time, though.

We got more money each time.

Yeah.

And it was because like AMC just bumped it up each time.

Yeah.

Like we didn't, we didn't have to ask for that.

But like, I see some of the reality shows, if it's true, like, I see some of the

salaries that people get yeah it's a lot more than we were going yeah it wasn't yeah it wasn't even salary it was like i mean you guys actually had pretty creative freedom right

yeah so actually that's pretty good you guys got a good end there

yeah i'm not when i look back on it i'm never like i mean would i have liked would i've

you know going back and if i time machine if i've like hey if you ask you'll get you more money of course i would but i'll never look back and be like man i really think we missed the boat on no no i don't think it was anything like bad but i i just remember seeing things like, I would have liked to have seen that.

I mean, your position, you guys at True were fucking,

you were the Beatles, man.

You were on 24-7.

Yeah, we were.

We barely got on before the fucking test pattern got on.

That was at 4 a.m.

We had no lab.

We were ready to sing the national anthem.

No, I think what I was spotting was like, I saw you guys.

It wasn't even a matter of letter.

I don't even remember specifically what I was talking about.

I just remember the time and speaking of Brian being like, I don't know.

I would maybe ask for this.

I would ask for that.

But I've been, been, dude, nobody's been fucked around more.

You know what I mean?

Like, we're still on that first contract we signed fucking 15 years ago.

So, you know, don't listen to me.

You know what?

When I look back on it, when that era and what came out of it,

it's all positive.

And we definitely

garnered like a...

like a fucking good, solid friendship with a good dude.

And Brian is shit.

Yeah, yeah, he is awesome.

That has now,

you know, he says that it's very uncommon that

people keep up with each other

after

shows end.

Sure, yeah.

You know, and that's that's pretty cool.

That, like, you know, something really cool was

planted there and it grew into a big, fine, fat oak.

Yeah.

It really did.

I mean.

I mean, I look back on that show, and the only times I can point at that I would be like, well, this kind of sucked was during season two.

Certain, you know,

things that happened during season two, but like anytime the show was there, yeah, it was like, this is, you couldn't ask for a better job.

I mean, it was fun.

Yeah, and you had a tight-knit crew, too.

Like, you did the sort of things I like seeing.

Like, they had poker games and they hung out, and everybody lived in a house by the beach at times and stuff.

Like, it was really fun.

You guys had a good crew.

Yeah, it was very family-esque.

Yeah, very funny.

I like that.

They always had a big thing of cashews behind the counter for a Ming.

There you go.

You guys are bringing up lawyers.

I rarely, I don't think I've ever done it on Tell Hem Steve Dave, but I have a television recommendation that's not from 30 years ago.

Whoa, really?

Yeah.

What?

Yeah, I have a brand new current show.

Can I guess what it is?

Oh, yeah, you could guess if it's about lawyers.

I'm sure you can figure it out.

Malloc?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I keep hearing this is good.

No, Frank said it too.

Frank said it.

Frank 5 turned me on, and I am like, Yeah, it won me over.

I'm like watching it for the first time ever.

I'm like, what day is it on?

Oh, wow.

And I watched it on Thursday night at 9 o'clock.

Like, that's the first time in, I don't even know how long it's been that I've made appointment television watching other than a sporting event.

Sure.

But like for a television show, it's unheard of.

And my wife is like, I have to stay up till 9 o'clock to watch it.

You can't watch it at 6.

I was like, no, if we're going to watch first run, it's got to be on their time.

Skathy Bates, right?

Like, she's killing it.

Yeah, she's really good.

Her husband's really good, too, but I I can't recommend it enough.

It's pretty engaging.

This is the one that's going to make me watch it because I've been hearing it from a few people.

And you think it's about blue hairs, right?

You think it's like this is for the blue hairs.

Yeah, there's like a twist to it, right?

Or something?

Yeah,

it's got a nice, like...

Yeah, I guess twist is the right word.

And the twist is revealed immediately.

Oh, so there's no hanging on.

It's not.

Well, no, no.

Why she's doing what she's doing.

Okay, yeah, I'll check it out.

I'll watch it over the week.

That's in my opinion.

Yeah.

Right.

But it's case, it's every week a new case?

That I'm not as much a big fan of as these cases that are won every week by miraculous last-second genius.

But isn't that the format of those, going back to the 60s?

I never saw the original Matlock.

Okay.

But I imagine that is the formula.

Like, it's a fucking

the greatest lawyer.

just happens to be working, his name Matt Locke and they come up with amazing, like,

they solve these, like, these cases that look like they're done for, but with a twist of brilliance.

Oh, that's what it is.

Yeah, which can get tiresome every week.

I always want to see him lose once.

Yeah, even on, you know, even on SVU, like they, the rapist gets away every once in a while.

They have to, they have to, they have to keep you guessing.

But it's not the, it's not the cases that are engaging.

It's what she's doing

in the episodes with like the twist portion of the the whole motivation of this character.

Wow, you got me intrigued, dude.

I think you're like, you got to give it at least four episodes up.

I will.

And I was just like, what the fuck is Frank talking about?

Does he have a sack at this point?

It turns out he does.

All right, man.

Yeah,

we just started a new show with Patreon, and he wanted to involve the Waltons and was summarily shut down.

He's out.

Yeah, no Waltons.

So I brought in this thing,

and we'll see how good Walt is at it because I consider you to probably know more about the 50s than any of us.

I would say that's probably accurate.

I mean, but all my 50s knowledge comes from 70s.

Greece and happy days.

It's like calling yourself an astronaut because you watch Star Wars.

If every answer to that, like,

who did this in the 50s, if it's not Fonzie or Danny Zuko?

I may not be the expert you're holding I was.

Cunningham hardware.

Well, this is,

you get a choice.

It's

A or B.

Okay.

So I give you a term.

You're going to ask me in QNAN?

Yeah, I'm going to ask you in 10.

And who knows more about the 50s?

He knows who more about the 50s.

It's like Canada with the hockey game.

You got to win this one.

Okay.

If a guy,

how much younger are you than me?

I was born in 76.

So 10 years younger than me, or nine years younger than me.

If he beats me,

what does that say about my knowledge?

What does that say about the future?

That tells me that I watched Happy Days, dude.

Well,

see, I don't know that Happy Days is going to help you because what it is, is I'm going to give you you the one term and then two definitions.

One is

50 slang

or what or and the second is porn slang.

All right.

Porn slang.

Right.

So

you have to guess whether it's 50 slang or 2025 porn term.

Okay.

Right.

So this might be difficult.

Yeah.

I would say so.

Unless you're familiar with the

I saw porkies.

That's like to me, I thought that was porn.

Yeah, there's porn.

That was set in the 50s, right?

It was set in the 50s, right?

Was it?

Porkies?

Yeah, right.

Never saw it.

You guys never saw Porkies?

I actually saw it in the 80s.

I can't remember when it was set.

I think you're probably right.

It probably was the 50s.

Okay.

Based on the cars and everything.

Yeah.

So the first term is spooning your scarf.

Spooning your scarf.

Yes.

Does it mean eating your food?

Or does it mean similar to a snowball, but eating it with a small spoon?

Oh my God.

This is what people are up to.

Can Q go first and I'll either agree or disagree with him.

Sure.

I mean, I've never heard of this at all.

Spooning your scarf.

What's the first meaning again?

The first is eating your food.

Spoon your scarf, man.

Let's go to the drive-in tonight.

It starts soon, so spoon your scarf.

I remember when Potsy

was at the drive-in with his girlfriend and Ralph Mouth was in the back seat, and they were like, hey, I'm trying to spoon my scarf

with fucking Rhonda here.

Go get some popcorn from the fucking snack stand so I can spoon the scarf.

But that's the third meaning because he's saying that it means eat.

Yeah, they were talking about blowjobs.

Oh, all right.

I'm going to go porn term.

You're going to go porn term, you think?

Because I've never heard this before.

Similar to a snowball, but eating it with a small spoon.

See, I don't know why scarf would be in there, unless they're wearing scarf down?

Oh, okay.

I thought they, you know.

I'm going to agree with Q just because I'm not sure and I don't want to be down one already.

Okay.

Well, you shouldn't have done that.

Yeah, because it's 50s term, meaning eating your food.

That's what all the kids were saying.

Come on, Q, let's go down to the mulch shop and

spoon some scarf.

I don't understand it.

I don't understand it either.

Okay, I like it.

A lot of them don't make sense.

You don't kind of be like, oh, okay, I totally get it.

I wonder when it was the last time it was used in a public forum where the last person said it, not trying to be

meant it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like it was an ironic.

They're dead now.

I mean, I don't know why I'm still.

Listen to this guy over here saying spoon your scarf.

So I should ask Pam Pam and Edgar, like, do you guys recognize any of these terms?

Yeah.

Your dad will be like, yeah, that's when I eat my cum out of a spoon.

Is it a small spoon?

Oh, I told you a hip.

I make your mom use a small spoon.

Okay, so the second term is gooning.

Okay.

Now, does it mean hanging around with nothing to do or loitering?

Or does it mean an extreme form of edging?

Oof.

Spooning.

I don't know what edging means.

Edging is like when you jerk off but don't come and then like let it go and then you jerk off again later on and come and don't let it go.

Like, you know.

Okay, well, why would that be an a porno, though?

Why would that be porno?

Yeah, why would anybody want to watch that, though?

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Oh, it's oh, it's homosexual porno.

Could be.

I mean, I doubt a lot of women are watching it.

You're probably right about that.

It's funny.

I've always heard edging is like more of a woman thing than a man thing.

Really?

Yeah.

I do know a couple girls who told me about it.

That's where I learned about it.

Yeah.

So only, but girls can't edge themselves, though.

Yeah, they can.

It's just bringing it to the brink and then stop, bringing it to the edge and then stopping.

Show up and play right now.

Is edging a 50s term or is a porn term?

Gooning.

Yeah.

Oh gooning.

Gooning.

Yeah, gooning.

Let's say it's a 50s.

I'm going to say it's a porn term.

You're going to say it's a porn term?

I think so.

Look at this.

I never heard it.

It's goon.

Yeah, but he's.

But edging has been around for so long now that it has to have evolved into something else already.

So

I'm going to say gooning's porn term.

All right, Q, you're on the board.

Oh.

Fuck me.

Both, I'm sorry, bud.

It's all right.

All right, we'll get this.

The next one's going to be all you, bud.

Yes, gooning is an extreme form of edging wherein you continuously

stimulate yourself for hours on end without reaching a climax in order to experience the goon state, a deeply meditative experience akin to meditation.

I'll just meditate.

Or Betty Ed, I'll just watch TV.

Okay, Spike.

Oh, fucking definitely.

Remember, Spike was Fonzi's nephew in the heavy days.

It's got to be a 50s.

Or you mean spiking the punch?

Does it mean to copy homework?

Or does it mean to slam a handful of cum onto a woman's bust after nutting?

That's definitely porn.

It's porn.

I'm going to spike her.

Yeah.

Come again and go

right onto her boobs.

You said butt.

You said butt at first.

Oh, did I say butt?

Oh, bust, I think I said.

I meant bust.

Sorry, I didn't mean but.

You said butt.

Wait a minute.

That one doesn't even make sense to me.

Yeah, I might say that's a 50s now because he fucked it up.

Well, I have bust written down.

I have bust written down.

I've been going along.

And what's the 50s version?

To copy homework.

Yeah, I'm going to go 50s.

And you're also going 50s, Walt?

No, I'm going to go porn.

You're going to go porn now?

Yeah.

Walt, come on.

Dude.

I'm down too.

Down two.

Come on, Daddy-O.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

This is your chance to come back, Walt.

I feel good for you in this one.

23 Skidoo.

Isn't it?

23 Skidoo?

23, yeah.

It's 23, or 23 Skidoo.

Dump truck.

Is it a lousy time?

Example, her party was a total dump truck.

Or is it a large or shapely bottom?

I mean, I've heard it.

She's got dumps like a truck.

Truck, truck, what, what?

What, what?

Even that song's old now, man.

But it sounds like it's derogatory either way.

I'm going to say 1950s.

1950s, I think it's a lousy time.

Yeah.

I don't even think that's a porn term, though.

Just to say somebody has a large Derry Air that looks like a dump truck.

I don't think that would make the grade as a porn term.

So I'm going to say it's 50s.

You don't think so?

Well.

Because that's not something that I would think would be

only used in the porn industry.

Like, she's got a bottom like a dump truck.

Okay, all right.

Well, turns out it's a larger, shapely bottom.

All right.

This is just a list that I saw of porn terms.

So

I thought you were throwing a curveball there because

it's not something that I don't think would be exclusive to the porn world to say that phrase.

And it's not an act either.

It's just a describing of

class.

Yeah.

Okay.

Back to that dumpster.

Well, hey, no points.

Maybe strike that one and just dump that one.

Well, we both got that one.

We both got that wrong.

Or just give it to me.

It's a negative.

Just give me the points because you didn't understand

our own game.

I'm going back and seeing if I said butternut.

Okay, birds nested.

Ah, birds nested.

Does it mean all mixed up?

Or is it a term referring to the comeback of bushy pubic hair?

God almighty.

He's got his brain.

His brain's all bird next.

Like that sort of thing.

Like,

he's falling in love with that chick.

His brain's all a bird nest.

Yeah, he's bird nested.

Makes sense.

Or what was the other one?

A term referring to the comeback of bushy pubic hair.

Got a bird's nest.

I don't think they have.

Do they still have pubic hair?

Is that everything's shady?

I think it's coming back.

Yeah, that's a term referring to the comeback.

Yeah.

Oh, I thought you said the comb back.

I thought you said, and that gave us all

the questions.

This question is invalid as well, though.

Combing over to Connor's the bald spot.

I need a murkin.

I'm going to go with bird's nest as a pubercare because

there's a reason I wouldn't have heard of it

because, you know, that's just not my generation.

My generation ain't looking for the bird's nest.

Right.

I'll go 50s.

Walt, you're on the board.

Oh, yeah.

I like that term.

We should bring that back.

This fucking mine's a bird nest, man.

The front office looks like a bird's nest.

Let's see what else do we have.

I got quite a few more, actually.

Let's see.

Nipknops.

Nipknops.

Was it a popular style of shoes?

Or nipples?

Shoes.

You're saying shoes, huh?

I'm going to say shoes as well.

Sorry, boys.

Nipkops refers to nipples.

And what?

Why?

Why not just say nips?

Yeah, you need it.

This is just what I read on this website.

I can't say for sure.

I'm going to add an extra syllable on.

Double bubble.

Does it mean a cute girl?

Or two guys releasing on a lady's face at the same time?

I'll let you go first on this one, Walt.

I know Double Bubble is a very popular

50s-era gum, right?

I think they still make like gumball.

Double yum.

Double yum?

That was the name of the gum.

Double yum.

Double yum.

Double yum.

Or double.

Yeah, there was a double gum, though.

There was a double bubble.

There was a double

yellow package.

Little yellow wrapper.

Cute girl.

Double bubble.

Double bubble.

I don't, I mean,

it doesn't make any sense, though.

Like, why, why double it?

What's the bubble reference?

What's the.

It has to be

a porn phrase.

I'll go porn phrase.

You're going to go porn phrase?

I'll go 50s.

You, you're on fire.

Oh.

How does that make any sense?

Now, I looked these up.

I I thought it was like a boob thing.

Because, and it doesn't really give you any idea of why they would call this double bubble, a cute girl, a double bubble.

Look at that double bubble.

It's got to be a reference to the boobs.

Or the boobs in the butt.

Remember Fonzi was always dating the twins?

Yeah.

That's the only time he could say it.

But unless you're not dating twins, I don't know you should be using the word double bubble.

He would show up with a twin on each arm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The implication being he was he was fucking them both.

Oh yeah.

Or at least making out with them.

That's like maybe some heavy petting.

Oh, you got your braces on.

Well, we don't, we don't, as a viewer, we're not left to assume that the Fonz isn't getting his dick wet, right?

Like we're assuming he is.

He's got to be.

He's got to be, right?

There was nothing

shown or said to lead you to believe that he was actually having intercourse.

It looked like heavy petting was about all he was up to.

Yeah, but I mean...

How old was he supposed to be?

He was older than the guy, so he's in his 20s?

He was about

maybe a year older than those guys.

Like he had graduated and they were.

Two years older than.

But I don't.

I never

got the idea that he was actually completing.

You know, he was having intercourse, full-blown intercourse.

There is that one scene where Richie goes out on a date with a girl and he says they play chess.

And Fonzi violently grabs him by the shirt, and he didn't seem like he was psyched about it.

It seemed like he was angry about it.

He's like, You played with her chest?

He's like, No, no, Fonz, we played chess.

What is going on in that town, man?

And Richie was like easily 17 at the time.

I don't know why your friend would be that worked up.

But how could you be that cool and have the looks and the motorcycle

and all that stuff and not be closing the deal?

I don't know.

I don't think it needed to be addressed.

Right, but what do you think?

I think there were

some of the gals that were older than him.

I think they absolutely.

And we don't think Defonce was a virgin.

Maybe by season four, but I think seasons one, two, and three.

I think Defon's was worried about child support.

Yeah.

Because I remember when he had to take care of the baby at Laverne and Shirley's.

He was very upset about that.

Oh, wow.

Jesus.

All right.

Bubble bubble.

Double bubble.

Okay, flukie.

Is it a jerk

or is it an accidental fart during anal sex?

A flukey.

Oh man.

I'm going to go with anal sex.

Gonna go anal sex?

I thought the same thing.

She bopped out of flukey.

Yeah.

I say, I'm gonna go with Q.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You guys would not be home at the 50s.

It's a jerk.

Look at this fluky.

Look at this flukey coming our way.

Why doesn't he leave us alone?

I don't know about this, man.

I'm not living it.

It's tough, right?

I'm winning.

Your proclaimed love about farts.

I'm surprised you didn't know that

it wasn't definitely not a fart because I figured you knew everything, you know,

love of fart humor.

Yeah, but not like discussing anal sex farts.

You know, that has no place in comedy.

Let's see.

Here's the next one.

Hot spook.

Is it a good kid?

This kid's a hot spook?

Right.

Or

is it ghost sex?

A practice where two people have sex while basically not touching each other as much as possible.

What's the 50s, keep in mind?

I don't think that's a porn term.

I'm going to go 50s.

I have never heard of that before.

Unless they're shooting, are they shooting that type of porn?

I doubt it.

Where people touch each other as little as possible.

It's got to be 50s.

Yeah, I'm going to go 50s.

All right, you're both right.

Yeah, all right.

All right, Walt.

No flukies here.

If, Walt, if you can get these next two right and Q gets them wrong, you at least tie up.

Okay.

Is there only two left?

There's only two left.

Oh, boy, Walt.

An accountant?

Hey, man, that guy's a real accountant.

Is it a boring nerd?

Or it is a sex worker or OnlyFans creator?

I'm going to say OnlyFans creator.

So I have to go the opposite with him, even though I think he's right.

Just for the sake of the.

Well, what did you think it was?

I think it's what you think it is.

Then I'll take the other one.

You could take it.

Well, that's not.

That's not.

That keeps it interesting for the last one.

Not if everybody knows.

Yeah, it doesn't.

I'll say it's a 50s term.

I'll say it's an OnlyFans.

Walt, you're so caught up.

Oh, shit.

So caught up.

Three, three to four right now.

All right.

Yeah, and I guess it comes from like, since if you're a sex worker, OnlyFans, if people are like, hey, what do you do?

I'm an accountant.

Yeah, so that you don't have to go into it.

Because accountants are, you know, notoriously the most boring trade out there.

Okay, this is the last one.

Walt, you can at least tie up here.

Bad dad from Baghdad.

Is it a guy who thinks he's tough?

Or is it a subgenre of porn where older Arabic men have sex with barely legal girls?

That is.

I'm like QA in.

I'll take the porn version, please.

I do not think that's a...

You know, the Bad Dad from Baghdad?

I don't think that the porn industry wants to be known as

that racist.

You want to keep classy?

Is that racist?

That's racist.

Yeah, what?

Bad dad from Baghdad?

Well, was Baghdad known of in the 50s?

Like, was it a popular?

It was totally different.

I mean, I know I'm sure it was around, but were people in the world?

People in Middle Eastern countries are changing names constantly in the 50s.

I wouldn't know.

Every other week they had different names from being overthrown by some other Middle Eastern country.

Some other bad dad.

There is a corniness to the bad dad, bad dad thing that makes me sound like it's the 50s, but I really do see it working

as a porn sub-genre.

Can you say it's porn, Q?

Yeah, I'll say it's porn.

All right.

Well, yes.

Walt, you can hold your head high.

You just got a tie out of it.

You just got a tie out of it.

All right.

You're a bad dad from Baghdad, bro.

Yeah, I didn't even, that didn't even sound racist to me when I made it up.

That's usually how it goes.

You're oblivious.

Yeah, so that's it.

That's 50 porn terms versus, or 50s terms versus versus porn terms.

Very good.

That's fun, right?

Yeah.

If we play it again, we should produce it with like

a girl saying the terms in like a sexy voice to really throw us off.

Like Bad Dad from Bag Dad.

Right.

Throw us off a little bit.

That'd be my note on that game.

All right.

Yeah.

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Let's see.

Let's see what else I got here.

I really don't have that much this week.

Yay, you didn't want to talk about the weather further?

I would like.

What do you think?

I did want to.

Curious, though, what you think of what should be done with Kanye?

Kanye West?

Kanye West.

Why has he been

in the news lately?

Oh, yeah, he was selling a swastika t-shirt.

Advertised on the Super Bowl.

What the hell is going on with this guy?

He advertised it on the Super Bowl?

He advertised his website, and the website led you to his, where he was selling swastika teas.

I did not hear any of this.

When you say what should be done about him?

Yeah, like, should he be forcefully put into a hospital or something?

Like, he's obviously crazy, right?

Like, a guy who's like, literally says, I love Hitler.

I'm a Nazi.

All this other stuff.

That'll be a clip for this week.

What is that?

Yeah, like, you just, there's no sense.

He just seems nuts.

There's no sense of some overriding plan or autistic statement or anything being made.

He just seems like a lunatic.

But then you see the photos of his wife and you're like, he's doing something, right?

Ex-wife Q.

What do you mean?

They're getting divorced, it looks like.

No,

that love story ended badly.

Did you see that?

I thought that was like our modern-day Romeo and Juliet.

Yeah, I don't

believe in love anymore.

The way he forced her to walk around nude.

Did you say, hey, now, there's no word that he forced her.

Yeah, he said she was totally willing.

Highly encouraged her.

Strongly encouraged.

So you did see the, I guess it was at the Grammys when they're like, show your outfit, show your outfit.

And she takes off it.

She's wearing it.

Did you see it?

Oh, I saw the pictures.

Yeah, I didn't see it that night.

It's nuts, isn't it?

She's totally naked.

It's wild.

Yeah, she's naked.

And they go to the Grammys and they said there's not going to be anything done about it.

Now, Janet Jackson

showed a nipple for a millisecond, and it was the biggest deal on Earth.

That's nuts.

It was a long time ago.

Yeah.

In the grand scheme of things.

Yeah.

People are more...

Social media has

eroded any sense of class and

shame, dignity,

decency.

Yeah.

And

that's a byproduct of it now.

Is it just people's nature then to be mean and spiteful and shitty?

Because it comes out on the internet all the time, right?

Yeah.

Like in the comments.

But it's just like, it's not,

you can't do it in real life.

It's just, it's not practical to do that.

It's like to talk to people that way in real life.

It's not probably not going to go your way many times if you talk to that way to people in real life.

Yeah, you get it out.

Like you're able to get that

urge to

pile on out on the internet.

I guess for some people it's healthy.

If they don't get it out there,

maybe in real life they get it out in a different manner.

I don't know.

People talk to each other like they talk to each other on the internet.

Brian's right.

They get punched in the fucking face and it's like maybe that's what people needed to keep them in fucking line.

Do you want the opposite though?

Do you want to go the route that England's going now where they're like policing what everybody says on the internet?

Oh dude, that's fucked up, isn't it?

Like a restaurant?

It's insane.

It's insane what's going on in Britain.

Like if our British friends...

Why?

What's the, what's the.

Holy shit.

Now they've got Apple to let they can.

There's no unencrypted shit anymore.

Like Apple now has given all the

information or all the...

How would you describe what Apple did so now the government can see everything that you've written on your phone, right?

The keys.

Total transparency?

It's nuts.

Why?

They want to crack down on hate.

They want to crack down on...

It's in the name of hate speech.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

That's pretty wild.

They want to go through your stuff to see where your personal thoughts are, to see if you.

I guess.

Wait, like in your private life?

Like, if I take it.

I don't know if it's like if I tell, like...

If you text one of your friends and you said something hateful in it.

Which I would never do.

No, I'm not saying you did, but let's say

just delete this

firehouse chain right here.

All right, good.

But let's, I don't know if they could go after you for that.

But I think if you were under a pseudonym name, you put up something on X or on Facebook, then yeah, they're going to come after you and you're going to pay a penalty, whether it be a fine or even possibly jail time.

You didn't know about this?

I didn't know about this.

No,

every time I've looked at the news lately, I've been like, oh, yeah, that's right.

This is why I don't want to look at the news anymore because there's nothing I can do, and it just makes me feel bad.

So

this isn't making me feel any better.

That's pretty crazy.

Like, how did it get to that?

How did it get to that?

I wish I could tell you.

I'm not, I don't really keep up to date on the state of the fairy.

See, this is a problem.

Look, I obviously have displayed over the years.

I'm no political expert, but like that's the sort of thing

that's the sort of thing that people really rebel against.

And the people who lead the rebellion in the beginning, and I don't mean like

going to get muskets and shit like that, but the people who like start rabble-rousing are the people who are like, I want to be able to say shitty things about people.

And then, so everybody's like, Well,

I don't really want to get on board with what he's saying, but like, I don't want to not be able to say what I want.

And that's how you end up voting for fucking people who are kind of crazy because you're like, He's the only one saying it.

I got no other options but to vote for him.

This is what I've seen.

I don't even know if it's true because I don't, I don't like, I don't believe anything I see internet.

Maybe Britain isn't even doing this.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I know Germany is.

Is Britain doing it?

I thought that I've seen

reports that they are, and I'm just like, I don't do it.

I've seen videos where the cops show up at the house of somebody who, like, you posted this on Facebook, and we're here to arrest you.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I've seen videos.

What sort of things are they saying?

Is it like, I'm going to assassinate the king and shit like that?

I guess it's more about immigrants.

Yeah, immigrants and stuff.

Immigrants and transgender.

And this one, even that says that

this is back in August.

There was a Muslim asylum seeker who was responsible for a mass stabbing that left three children dead.

And I guess

there were riots about it.

And people in America were like egging on the riots online.

Okay.

And the head of police is now threatening extradition and jail time for U.S.

citizens for online posts, allegedly egging on the violence from afar.

Good fucking luck.

Yeah, good luck.

Good fucking luck coming to America and fucking transporting somebody back there because you said something mean about an immigrant.

Fuck.

Who stabbed kids?

Yeah, who stabbed three kids.

But you better not plan a holiday.

You better not plan a holiday to Britain, though,

if you got a lot of social media posts that are considered criminal, though.

Yeah, you got to worry about it.

They may hear about that bad dad from Baghdad shit.

Tell them Steve Dave.