#599: Midget Volcano

I gotta tell you, I'm liking all this patriotic talk from him.

He's like, fuck cricket, fuck radiation.

911, what's your emergency?

I see a midget.

I tried to know.

What percentage of Americans believe the world is flat, Jeff?

I would hope it's zero.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave here with Walt.

He's drinking water, so he can't say hello right now.

But

BQ.

He's still off.

He's still gallivanting.

He's still globe trotting, this guy.

He was in LA, then he was back to New York, then he's here and he's there, and finally he was in Vegas.

He was at the sphere.

He's all over right now.

I believe he's in London watching a baseball game.

That's the life of the rich and famous.

So instead,

what we do is we plug in somebody who has no

trout, no wanderlust.

He just wants to be at work or at home, one of the two, and that's Sunday Jeff.

What's up?

Nah, you know what?

He's got a pretty good life there.

I'd like to be in London watching a baseball game,

looking at the sphere.

I'd like to be doing all that stuff.

Now, you called it a baseball game.

Are you sure it was baseball?

I think it's called cricket over there.

Well, it was the Mets playing.

Oh, the Mets played cricket.

Yeah,

maybe.

That would be awesome.

Like a baseball team tries their hand to play the best cricket team in England.

I bet you America fucking the Mets would crush the cricket team of England.

I don't know.

There he is.

Look at him.

You think he's playing for the most of the time?

Oh, dude,

he led the stadium in Take Me Out to the Ball Game.

Oh, he's known in England, too.

He's known in England.

Well, I guess the Mets must know him, and then therefore they.

Well, yeah, I mean, he's known in the UK through world-renowned life, so that

Joker's air is in England, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay.

It's almost as popular as Mink.

Do you think, though, that

a baseball team could beat a cricket team?

You've seen cricket, right?

Yeah, it's a different

similar sport, but I don't know.

They've got to bounce the ball, I think.

Don't they bounce the ball in?

But if you look at the cricket guys, they don't look like baseball players.

They don't look like some of these big baseball players.

What do they look like?

They don't look like judge.

I mean, there's nobody that big I remember seeing on there.

They play in shorts and like it's a sophisticated game.

Oh, so it's a bunch of presses with their finger, with their little

battle.

I think they all wear white and shit.

Yeah, it's just it's it's a more sophisticated game.

Fuck, man.

Give me some tobacco spitting.

Well, there you go.

You're arranging bellies.

He was up there spitting on their field.

You know what?

Are they performance-enhancing drug scandals in cricket?

I don't think so.

Yeah.

You know, it ain't worth playing then.

You do have listeners in London, right?

Well, you think I offended some of the London listeners?

Well, you might tell them they're they're prisses with their fingers sticking out.

Cricket?

Nobody likes cricket.

Not even people.

Is it big in the UK?

I know it's like big in Australia.

It's like over there.

It's not a U.S.

sport.

It's like polo, too.

It's another one of those speakers.

I watched about four straight hours of cricket, excuse me, on

when I was on my last cruise.

It was the only channel that came in the room.

We were docked somewhere,

Bermuda or something, or Bahamas.

And it was the only channel that would come in on the room other than like the

the ship station that would tell you like that would just go through the go to this record coming up events, or here's some jewelry you could buy, or candy at the candy store on the ship.

The other thing was ESPN, World ESPN, and the Global ESPN, and they had cricket on every time I turned the TV on.

I watched it.

It doesn't look that hard.

It doesn't look that hard.

It's still hard.

It does

like women's softball.

Like, you watch women's softball, and I'm like, I don't think I could hit the women.

You see how fast they pitch?

That's fucking insane.

See, those softball gals are our gals.

Yeah.

Would crush even the cricket dudes, I think, too.

Really?

I think so.

I know that sounds like, you know, like the ignorant American, but I'm sorry.

I've watched a lot of sports.

I should say proud.

I've watched a lot of sports.

I can tell that those gals would fucking.

I don't know.

We'll have to play cricket one time, see how it does.

Any professional crickets?

You know what?

If there's anybody who knows, like anybody in the New Jersey area who's into cricket, has cricket equipment, I'd love to do an all-new Sunday Jeff Show cricket special.

All right.

So if you contact me

at K-Muse2, K-M-E-W-E-S-2, if you have all the equipment, I'm not going to invest any of the equipment, but if you have all the equipment, I would love to do an episode and have somebody there like

an expert that can tell us how to play the game, the rules, and all the aspects of it.

What kind of ball do they use?

Like some rock, isn't it?

Yeah, it's similar.

It's like a baseball almost.

I think you got to wear a helmet.

I think you can get brain damage if it hits you in the middle.

Over that shit.

Yeah.

So you got to be careful.

How about rugby?

No, you'll break your back.

Oh, no, those motherfuckers.

I don't think, you know, those rugby players, they're the real deal.

Yeah,

I ain't got nothing bad to play.

NFL Plug Irish players.

Do they play with their pinkies playing out then?

That's what they're saying over there.

No, those rugby players in Europe.

Yeah, they're the real deal.

Have you seen like mid-air collisions of rugby players?

It's like, how does somebody survive this?

You'll break your back if you're not careful in rugby.

So, yeah,

nothing bad to say about the rugby players of Europe.

Cricket?

I'm not impressed.

No.

No.

Let's go get a ham sandwich.

But yeah, if you have any equipment and you're in the Jersey area, I would love

to

pick your brain and have you be a part of the episode

Sunday Cricket.

I don't know of any high schools that have like, every once in a while, I see a high school that has like a polo team, like, you know, what a real fancy, you know, rich high school.

With the horses?

Cricket, yeah.

Cricket I haven't seen.

What's that?

Where do they get the horses?

I don't know.

Get them farm.

I'm talking like prep schools.

Okay, not a high school school.

Not regular school.

Yeah, not like your public schools.

No.

Get them sneak some out.

Come on, we got to go play some polo.

I just got back from Vegas Sunday.

I know you're a big Vegas fan.

Soon.

I'll be out there in October.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you do when you go out there?

Because once I get out there, I'm not a big gambler.

So once I'm out there, I'm like, shit, what do I do now?

Shows.

A lot of shows.

Mary Beth wanted wanted to go to one, but dancing, variety, music.

Like, you're telling me you didn't see one show?

We didn't go to any shows.

Did you go to the sphere?

We didn't go to the Sphere because the Grateful Dead was there.

And I can't stay on the Grateful Dead.

No, I think they have other

experiences, though, too.

No, it was like the.

But they're called the Grateful Dead.

It's not a Grateful Dead.

It's not a tribute band, no.

No, okay.

So it probably would cost you a pretty penny to go to see it, too.

Well, Frank 3 texted me.

He said they were selling tickets for as little as 50 bucks because.

because i guess they extended their stay and uh

these these are some of the cheaper seats that were available now correct me if i'm wrong but i would imagine you wouldn't be able to withstand the sphere you feel i remember you have a very oh motion

if you got motion sickness it's not for me yeah so you probably wouldn't want to go to the sphere right have you ever been in disney you've been in this fair but have you been on soaring that that kind of it's very similar to that that screen you were in the sphere too no i will be going you You haven't been there yet, though.

No, it wasn't.

They were just finishing up when I was there the last time.

Right.

So, how do you know it's similar to Sword?

Because I've seen videos of it.

They actually have a,

you know, like when they're, you could still go there and there's like,

you know, they put on a show or stuff, like, you know, like it's almost like Hayden Planetarium kind of thing that they

show all that kind of stuff.

And, you know, it's, well, I don't know.

Caesar Zeppelin.

Yeah.

Pink Floyd.

Two nights only.

Hayden Planetarium.

Hello, hello, hello.

Is there anybody in there?

That's where I did.

I used to do Rush.

I see that.

I see that too.

When I went to Laser Zeppelin, yeah, that's where I was introduced to the...

Did you ever hear a Rush?

No, never heard of them.

You've heard of it?

No, no, no.

The drug.

This was a vial of liquid.

called Rush that you could buy in New York.

And when you smelled it, like you literally lost your mind for like 10 seconds.

Your face would get get really red and you feel super lightheaded.

Yeah, I remember doing it in class.

You remember it?

Yeah, it even had like a it had like a logo like with a lightning bolt on the age.

They said that I remember people saying it was jet fuel.

Yes.

But I don't know if that was kerosene.

Yeah, they would sell it at these

bodegas

in New York, and somebody bought it and we went to see Laser Zeppelin, and they said, just sniff it.

And holy shit, like the top of my head came off.

I was actually talking to it

right next to me.

Yeah, later Zeppelin.

Did some rush, huh?

Laser Zeppelin, yeah.

Wow.

That was crazy.

I haven't thought about that.

The Hayden Planetarium.

Do they still do the rock shows?

No, I don't know if it's still even around.

The lasers were so laser.

I mean, I just remember seeing the commercials constantly from when I was a kid on TV.

But do you remember?

Did you see it?

Which one did you say, Laser Zeppelin or Floyd?

Play Floyd.

How bad were the laser shows?

It was so primitive.

Look at the technology at the time.

Expect it like you're talking about today.

It's like, I want to see a fucking hologram up there, and I want to see fucking Roger Waters.

Like, basically, just like walking right through me.

Do you remember the angel from Zeppelin?

Yes.

They put that up on the

green outline of it, and it looks so

it's like when you see a constellation and you realize, and people are like, oh, that's the bull.

And you're like, I don't see it.

And then you got to show you the connected dots.

And it's like, that's a stretch.

Do some more fucking rush.

You'll see it.

Yeah, the constellations, I think, are the biggest chip in

fucking history, in history, in natural nature history.

Figuring out the constellation, looking up and being able to see it.

I've been pointed out like the most rudimentary, like, hey, there's the big dipper.

I'm like, where?

I cannot see it.

Yeah, you got to connect the dots, Tony.

Well, Hayden Planetarium is still around.

Really?

But it doesn't.

Looking at their website, it doesn't look like

they have any rock shows going on anymore.

That's a shame.

Now you probably need like a buku bucks to get all those.

I wonder if they had to, yeah, I was going to say, I wonder if they had to pay Zeppelin and Floyd the rights to play the music.

I'm sure they did, but I'm sure there's probably a lot more now.

And now, for those who don't picture, I'll explain a little bit.

You would go sit down on this planetarium.

It would be like this theater.

It would get completely black, and you would look up at the ceiling,

and then they would point like this

laser cannon.

Yeah, it's a laser show with a laser show that would have images and stuff to the music.

So they play like an hour of music.

Nobody talking or anything.

It would just be like listening to an album.

I think it was mostly for druggies.

Yeah, like people that would get high or take whatever and then go and hang out.

Because it seems otherwise it would seem like

so boring.

The bands they used to play in there.

Was it like, you know, no, there were no bands playing there.

No, no, no, I'm just saying, but I'm look at the style of music that was being played.

Yeah, it was all right.

It wasn't, you know, you know, let's go back to the 70s beaches are playing tonight at Hayden Planetarium.

No, it's not the same thing.

No,

it was all the

space rock and Zeppelin, yeah.

So what did you do in Vegas?

And if you didn't go to the

first two days, the first two days we went to an event, it was a podcast event called Hackamania, where there's these podcasts that I follow, and they were doing live shows at this small club.

So we went the first night, they did some stand-up comedy and they had that kind of stuff.

And then the next day was all podcasts.

Now the next day, I didn't know because, you know, I'm buddies with these guys.

I've done some of their shows before.

So out of the five podcasts that I went to see, I got pulled up and performed at three of them.

Okay.

So it was pretty fun.

Nice.

Yeah, it was fun to do.

Socialized more than I would normally.

Mary Beth sort of like muscled me into it.

There was like a wrap-up party at the, it's called the, you should go, Sunday.

It's called the container, the container store the container place

um it's it's on the strip or off the strip it's off the strip yeah it's this like little area where they have like restaurants and music and like touristy type stuff but they have this huge pragmatis outside of it that I thought

yes I have been there oh you have been

yeah okay yeah it's a pretty cool little place

how many days were you out there for uh we were we got there Friday and we left Wednesday morning all right so almost full week yeah so we we hung out with her parents a bit, went to the

old person's pool because they live in a retirement community.

Yeah.

I'm not a big gambler.

I mean, I gamble a little bit, but you know, it's like food, go out there for food.

Like I said, see a show.

I'll probably, hopefully, I'll see Penatella again this time.

Wasn't able to get canceled last time.

Yeah, that's what Mary Beth wanted to see.

I told her next time.

Yeah, I mean, just, I mean, there's a lot of strange shit, though.

It's just like, it's crazy.

Like, people watching.

Well, just walking down Fremont Street is

entertainment alone.

Now you got to be over 21 after a certain hour now.

Because when I took, we went down there when I had my kid with me and it was like still early, but we were down there for a while because they had the zip line.

Do you ever do that

slotzilla that goes right through the tunnel?

No, never failed.

It's pretty cool.

But we were down there and like after eight o'clock or nine o'clock, they actually put up like I was wondering what all these like barricades are for.

They wind up putting barricades with metal detectors because somebody got killed there a couple years back.

So now

they kind of keep it.

You got to be 21 now to get into that area after a certain hour.

How'd they die?

Stabbing.

Oh, you think, I mean,

you talk about it as if it was like

a year

on the hour.

There literally a year before this happened, and within a year, so much changed already in that particular area.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you still subscribe to

the theory that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, or is that no longer the case anymore?

Well, I don't think that's no longer the case anymore.

Too many cell phones, too much.

Oh, yeah, there's nothing that's too late.

Social media.

Actually, there's actually, what's the name of that?

There's like a website that you can really look all over the world.

You know, the world.

I'm trying to think what the name of the website is.

And I actually took a picture of me while in front of the camera

on the internet.

You really can go anywhere.

You can't do anything.

No.

You can't.

I've been to Vegas many times, and I don't think I've ever done anything there that I would be like, this stays here.

No?

No.

I'm disappointed in myself.

Well, I was going to say, yeah,

why are you putting those restraints on yourself?

What would you do that would stay there anyway?

What would you do?

I don't know.

Well, I can think of some things.

Some sexy stuff, maybe.

Some kind of.

Well, it's a Sin City.

It's a sex party.

Is it still Sin City?

Oh, yeah, it's still Sin City.

Yeah.

A lot of gangsters.

I don't know how much the mob is influential.

That's going going to check that out.

I'm going to go see the mob museum when I go next time.

You're going to do a little investigation

Sunday.

Please don't.

I know that.

You see too many Jewish people in the mob museum.

So the most famous ones, you got Meyer Lansky.

Yeah.

I want to see the Neon.

We went there.

We went to the Neon sign.

Yeah.

And it wasn't that expensive.

It was like 20 bucks a person.

Did you go at night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We went at night.

That's pretty cool.

A lot of history out there.

I'd love to go see like the test sites, but now that's like, it's

you got they do it like twice a year

for the test sites, and you got to like go like months before you got to send a business.

Why can't you just go on your own, just get in a car?

It's still a classified area.

The other thing is government property.

You just can't be just like,

you know, there's

where's the Apple House?

There's guerrilla tourism, though, bro.

You could just go.

Yeah, I'm sure you're going to get on there.

You're going to be going to be caught very, very quick.

It's a military base.

You just can't just go on to these places, hop fences and shit.

You never heard it like, yeah, you're right.

like guerrilla tours, like the suburban urban explorers when we used to do that.

You can if you got the balls.

And then you know what?

What stays in Vegas?

You because you're going to be behind fucking bars.

So there you go.

Half the Vegas stays in Vegas.

So, you know, you're like, yeah, what'd you do?

I'm trying to go see the crater of the Apple House.

Why is it classified, though?

What are they trying to hide and keep from people seeing it?

Still, I mean, there's probably still radioactive air.

You know, there's radioactive.

They tested fucking bombs there.

That was so long ago.

Still hot.

there's still places that are even in mexico where the um the first test was

we as a society are so pussified there's there's still worried about radiation from fucking 1940s

he sticks his fucking chest out like he's fucking captain brave over there won't even get on the fucking plane and he's worried about fucking oh a little fucking damn radiation gonna hit you i can tell you i like i'm liking all this patriotic talk from him

cricket i can fuck radiation

i could stick my chest out do you you know what happened today?

Yeah, what happened?

I fucking saved

literally thousands of jobs today

in my local pizza plaza.

So I go to my pizza parlor, which I do every day,

and get my breakfast slash lunch.

And I'm leaving today,

and I'm getting the car, and I notice...

in this area where there's like uh um you know how you at these plazas you'll see like they have a lot of mulch and like little trees and bushes.

It's called landscaping.

Yeah, that's what it's called.

Yeah.

So I noticed that there's this little

white plume of smoke.

It looks like a little volcano.

Like I'm talking like a midget volcano, like as big as like that, that bottle right there.

And I say to myself, that's really weird.

I go, there's white smoke pillowing out of this little, tiny, little bump in the ground.

So I get out of my car, I walk over.

And as I approach, there's flames coming out from under the ground.

And I'm like, holy fuck, I go, is there a gas leak here?

Did a pipe break?

Or like, what the fuck could be underground that's causing the, it's definitely the flames are coming from underneath the ground.

So I'm like, do I step on it?

And I want to melt my sneakers, you know, and not worry.

My Brady's on.

Or if it's gas, I don't want to.

Fuck it.

This thousand people, you're done now.

Oh, well.

Whatever happened to my, my, mic.

You know, I brought those super expensive

and you never wore them again.

I don't know what happened to them.

Now that you mention it, like, I haven't seen them in years.

They're up over the power lines.

Well, anyway, let me get back to me saving the plaza.

So

I'm like, I don't know if I want to step on it to try to get it out because if it's gas, I don't know if I step on it, will

it explode and will I be blown to smithereens.

So I go back into the pizza parlor and I tell the guy, I'm like, I know this is going to sound weird, I said, but I think there's an underground fire over right across the parking lot.

I said, and he just looks at me for like two seconds, like, this guy's out of his mind.

What are you talking about?

Like,

he's so annoyed.

You could just tell he's just like, like, he's like, like, you just see it on his face, like,

like, when someone came into the stash, and I was like, I don't want to deal with that.

Like, you know, it was basically that kind of feeling of like,

but I'm like, I'm not fooling around with you.

I mean, I don't really go there for the ambience and the atmosphere.

It's kind of like chilly and crunchy.

That's why you like it.

Well, it's not by me, but like the staff there are not that friendly.

But so I'm like, that's why you like it.

So I'm like, do you have a, he just stared at me.

So I'm like, do you have like a bucket of water?

I mean, I'll go dump it on there.

Why did you just call a fire department?

It didn't look like a big enough fire.

It didn't look like it.

I was kind of stunned.

It was just like a little bit volcano.

I just walked away.

What am I going to do?

It could be worse than what it was before.

Just call a fire department.

911, what's your emergency?

I see a midget torc.

I tried to stay.

Like, sir, it's a little volcano these days.

Where are you, sir?

Did you just get back from the Hayden Planetarium?

You're doing some rush?

I swear to God, this a little volcano just erupted and I don't know what to do.

So I said, just give me a bucket of water.

He said, I'll just go over there and I'll dump it on there.

And he goes, we'll take care of it.

He goes, so like, all right.

So I go back to my car and sitting there.

And like, I could just see the flames are getting bigger.

And I'm like, all right, so maybe I'm just going to call.

Should at this point, I think.

And then I see the guy come out and he's got a little bucket and he goes over and he dumps it on the flames.

And he has to go back and get another bucket because he couldn't get it out.

And that's where I'm like, well, my job is done.

You know, I just left and I pulled away.

So, I mean, basically, though, without me noticing it, that plasma may have been like a fucking

went up in flames, if not for my ego.

It might still be in flames.

I imagine if

they couldn't get it out, they would have taken it.

So it wasn't like somebody threw a cigarette butt out the window.

No, you know.

Was it coming through like asphalt or like sort of like ground?

Like

a mound of mulch.

And I went to the TSD town resident genius.

I told him this story, and I was informed that

this is what is called a mulch fire, and it happens a lot.

Mulch will just, the heat inside a mulch mound will just build up and build up till it ignites.

And there was a mansion in Howell that went totally up in flames because of a mulch fire.

A Burger King

in our area also was damaged,

extensive damage from a mulch fire.

Did you know mulch was dangerous and could combust at any moment?

I don't like mulch anyways.

No, I did not.

There was animals.

of mulch.

I don't like mulch because it brings bugs to your house.

It just keeps everything all moist.

Yeah, I'd rather have rocks around the house.

Rocks are more expensive, though.

I don't care.

You only got to put rocks down once.

Yeah, but did you know about mulch fires?

No.

That it just ignite like if you do see a lot of times when the mulch is dropped off in a big pile, it is pretty fucking steaming for some reason.

I don't know why if it's been sitting out in the sun forever.

I don't know why.

Now, chemicals they use in there, I don't know.

I think it's because of

the gas that, like the feces and that's involved with mulch, right?

Like putting shit around.

Well, it's yeah, I mean, it is like biodegrading, right?

I mean, it is biodegrading.

Like it is live organisms.

But yeah, I had no idea that mulch could just,

what's that called when you just burst into flames?

Like spontaneously combustion.

Yeah, that can happen.

And

now

I have so much mulch around my house.

I know, I put some down.

If I remember well, I saw it was a full day of work i called my wife and i was just like get the mulch away from the house i go like did you know that mulch can just combust you know and we won't even be home and it just could just like

just

and the house could be engulfed in flames because the mulch is right on top of the house

so now yeah we've got to get all the mulch out

you know what you get what it's more expensive probably more expensive than the rocks even is um there's like a rubber mulch it's like that uh this fake stuff oh yeah but that causes cancer oh does it yeah no You don't have to sit out there and get it.

Brain cancer.

Brain cancer, though, if you're planting it.

Brain cancer.

Yeah.

Oh, great.

Yeah,

it's all from tires and shit, right?

Yeah.

It's like stadiums are now using that shit.

Recycled.

Yeah.

Recycled rubber.

No, I don't want that either.

But I don't know what we're going to do about the mulch now.

Now, supposedly, you have to keep mulch wet.

I didn't know this.

Or it can just be a lot of money.

Well, that's why people use mulch because it keeps the ground wet.

So if you have like flower beds and stuff like that, it keeps the retains the water.

So So, it's you know, it keeps it moist.

Now, do you think when I go get my pizza tomorrow that

you'll be celebrating?

And the Coke, the little small Coke, will be on the house?

Because it should be, I think.

It might be.

If you see the guy's got like his band, it looks like the fucking mummy when you're

serving in a pizza and shit.

Aren't you telling us about that fucking?

In all honesty, wouldn't that be worthy of a free lunch tomorrow?

I'd say so.

And if I ask for it, is it

I mean, if you ask for it, it's a totally different situation.

I'm the one that told you about the volcano out there.

The midget volcano.

Yeah, I know there's going to be no offers of

any free food for tomorrow.

No.

Bring it along.

But that's how I do it, though, Sunday.

That's not why I,

you know, I saved a day.

It's not for the accolades and the free food.

Hasn't Superman over there.

Let me pull off my chat.

There you go.

I don't wear a button shirt.

Guess it's going to have to be, you know, the goat what I'm wearing.

Yeah, but look at all these plazas that Games pulling up with these YouTube videos where the plaza will just erupt into flames from all the mulch.

There's a smoke everywhere.

Yeah, it's weird.

Why would you use it then?

That to me is the biggest question.

This is a pretty

common occurrence.

I mean, it looks like they're laying asphalt so hot.

Yeah, but that can just happen

when the heat gets too hot underneath the mulch.

I guess you didn't see too much mulch out in Vegas.

Didn't not see a lot of mulch.

Nope.

Didn't see anything.

Oh, yeah, because I imagine in Las Vegas, you couldn't put mulch out.

No, it's all rock.

Everything is rocks.

It wasn't that bad.

I think it got as hot as 101 while we were there.

But then when we left, it was supposed to shoot up to like 108, 109.

Still tolerable.

I mean, I don't have to do it.

Still tolerable, yeah.

Not too bad.

Not too bad.

There was at night time.

Uh, her dad was like, hey, come outside.

I want to show you something.

And he has this.

This is the big dipper.

Yeah.

I can see it.

She tours.

Look a little closer.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, Pop.

Come on now.

No, he has this black light flashlight.

Okay, I get him.

That's one of those.

Come on, Pop.

I'm older than you.

I'm younger than you.

Not by much.

Yep, that's what he has, a black light flashlight.

And he starts showing it around like this wall.

You know, they have this little back area where they have like a little garden and they sit and all that shit.

And there's scorpions everywhere.

Oh, my God.

They look like a glow-in-the-dark

facehugger alien.

Yep, yeah, that's exactly what they looked like.

Oh, you could see him like that

with the black light.

But you can't see him without the black light.

Without the black light, I couldn't see shit.

But you could put your hand in them or your foot if you were walking around barefoot.

You could step right into it then, right?

Holy shit.

Why doesn't he get rid of that?

I don't know.

I don't know if you can.

There were so many of them, like, just like walking around, but he thinks it's cool.

Aren't they poisonous?

I think so.

I thought the little ones were.

Like, I know the big ones aren't.

Go back in time.

Go back in time and get one, just take one home back to New Jersey as your pet.

Yeah, I mean, that's what Mary Beth was saying.

She's like, we should get one, you know, keep him as a pet.

I was like, no,

I don't want to.

Get the black.

But you put it in a little tank.

You could put them in a little tank.

Maybe get two of them so they had company.

Yeah, to me, that would freak me out.

I wouldn't want to.

Oh, I didn't go back there after that.

And I was sitting there the night before I was sitting there, and I hear like

this noise, and it sounded like it was coming from all around me.

And I'm like, what the fuck is that?

I thought it was like some kind of snake or some kind of like desert creature.

It was just their sprinklers.

Before sprinklers started.

I was like, holy fuck, what the fuck is that?

Fuck the door.

Let a scorpion get the bloodline.

Game over, man.

Game over.

No, no, Brian, that's just sprinkler.

Oh, shit.

All right, there's the last question.

But they didn't even tell me that night.

Like the night after was when they were like, oh, yeah, we got all these scorpions all over the place.

But I was sitting out there the night before, nobody said shit to me.

That is, yeah, I mean,

could a scorpion bite kill you, or is it just not enough venom in it?

I don't think there's enough.

Not that, let's see.

I wouldn't want to take the chance.

No, let's.

If you leaned against that wall, you might.

Can a scorpion.

I guess

kill?

It's like a snake.

I mean, there's snakes that are out there that are highly poisonous.

It says here, there's 1,750 species of scorpions, only 25 are considered lethal to humans.

Scorpion things kill more people around the world than any other animal except snakes.

Jesus.

And there you were in scorpion land.

I was right in the thick of it, dude.

Right in the middle of it.

They didn't tell me shit.

Do you think, like, if there was a giant scorpion, like the size of a lion,

do you think a lion could beat a giant scorpion?

That's a big fucking scorpion.

Yeah, that's pretty big.

That's a big scorpion.

Just

one of those stings.

Isn't there a scorpion in the constellations, too?

Yeah.

Scorpio, right?

Scorpio.

Sagittarius.

Doesn't look like a fucking scorpion, though.

Not as big as I can tell.

Cats are pretty agile, though.

Yeah.

Oh, cats?

Yeah.

Yeah,

I was watching on YouTube.

I was watching cats versus snakes.

They're like fucking

three hundredths of a second faster than snakes.

It's crazy.

If you put something up, get them.

Snakes versus cats.

It's pretty interesting to watch.

Just how fucking fast a cat just backs off when a snake goes after him.

Like, as a human, you're like.

It's crazy.

Wow.

it just bats him away

cobras and shit

it's like he's got like 20 jabs in a row within less than like a second yeah i like how snakes totally cats have balls man like they'll fight anything what's up they don't know that isn't venomous or not is it just that they don't know

how fast that is

cats reflexes are nothing that's

taken yeah they're pretty fast get me all the time cat like

reflexes, right?

That's why they say that's where the phrase comes from.

You don't see them saying snake-like reflexes.

No.

They're cool.

When snakes mess with the wrong cat.

It's like they just toy with them.

It's funny.

Did you

were you into snakes?

Would you hold a snake or would you

creep out by snakes?

I'm not afraid of snakes.

I mean, yeah, the king cobra is like sitting on my desk.

It's just got the foot up.

It's just like, you know, with the tongue out.

Yeah, I'd be pretty frightened.

But I'm just like, just like, you know, garter snakes I used to get

where I used to live.

I used to be able to pick them up, no problem.

Yeah,

you're never like creeped out by snakes.

Snakes don't bother me.

Yeah, we have a little garter snake living in our pond.

Indiana Jones.

Snakes.

I don't have to be snakes.

Yeah, don't bother me.

Snakes don't bother me.

Is there an animal that does that?

You're like, just get it away from me.

Yeah, not really.

Bugs?

Some bugs.

Bugs are just annoying.

It's just like, you know, it's wispsing around your

around your ear and shit.

It's just like, just fucking enough already.

Mosquito bites and stuff.

I hate the centipedes and the millipedes, like when you see those silverfish or whatever, when you see them around the house.

Yeah, because they're so fast.

They're hard to fucking kill.

Because it's like, you think you get them?

That's why you got a cat.

Because then, you know, you get crickets.

Like, you see the leg here, and then a little farther up, you see another leg.

Then you see, you know, then they toy with them.

Yeah, do you have those camel crickets, Walt?

No.

Yeah, those things are crazy.

They look like they come from another world.

Yeah.

They jump so high, too.

Yeah, I heard that after the flood, like a lot of camel crickets showed up.

Yeah, I don't have a basement.

I bet you have them in your crawl space, though.

Never seen one.

How many times have you gone on a crawl space?

I'm down there quite a lot.

Probably a lot with all that stuff.

And then when I get the bags of mulch.

No, I'm down there pretty much.

I store a lot of stuff in the crawl space.

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Start licking his fucking balls.

Yeah,

my bat wings.

Start fighting bats.

Start fighting snakes.

Imagine that?

Like my reflexes got real good and shit.

It's like crazy reflexes.

But yeah, this is like a line of defense.

I don't know.

Nothing I take seems to work, but I talked to a doctor when I was out in Vegas

for a while, yeah, and he takes it himself because he said he was in a really dark place and could not,

he just would not respond to regular depression medication, so he started doing this, and he said it made a huge difference.

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Did you

start the regiment yet?

Not yet, no.

Why do I seem up and at him?

You.

That's the way you're okay to me.

We got to call out Jimmy for Jimmy the hair guy.

He was on the Stern show twice.

What?

Okay.

Neither time did he mention tell him Steve Dave.

What the fuck?

Well, that's definitely calculated.

Really?

Oh, what are you?

He had a perfect opportunity, man, when he was like, who's this guy?

Stern said, who's this guy?

And it was Tom, you know,

he's not going to mention a podcast because then

Stern is like disinterested then immediately.

Could be.

You know, like, there's no doubt about it.

And Jimmy will feign.

No, no, that's not the case.

But Jimmy's not the case.

There's no doubt about it.

That's what I would do, too.

Really?

Sure.

If I knew that,

like, if I wanted to be on something and

yet my body is a shrine to a whole bunch of things, and one of them is a podcast, like, you know, Stern doesn't like podcasters.

Right, he doesn't.

And I know Jimmy knows that.

And he has.

So Jimmy played it safe.

Oh, yeah.

Safe as can be.

Oh, yeah.

I want to come back.

Why was he on there?

He was on there, but the first time he, I think he won a chance to be in what's called a fishbowl at Sirius.

Well, he's not, aren't they in different locations?

Isn't like Stern Nike not even in that same like

his own house or something?

Yeah, he does it from his house.

So I don't know.

I don't know if

because it was like

it was just a static picture of the YouTube video that I saw.

So I'm assuming that

Stern was there via video.

Yeah.

You know, or whatever.

I don't even think Robin's there either.

I think she's not there.

No, I don't think so.

I think she does it from home as well.

It makes it look like there, if you watch some of the programs, it just seems like they cut back and forth.

You think that it's all in the same studio, but it's not.

Yeah, hey, TSD has had to resort to that.

Yeah.

You know, technology has allowed, you know,

people to be on mic from all over the world.

Damn thing.

That's what technology is.

We'd be missing out on Q even more if he wasn't able to do it sometimes.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

So

let's thank our technological advances for

not only vaccines and

cures for illnesses, but also allowing podcasters to

dial in and

record shows via

on location.

Yeah.

So why was he on there?

The second time he was on there was because I think the first time it just was just happenstance.

And then the second time he got, you know, do you remember Ralph Cirillo?

He was Howard Stylist and Harry.

I haven't listened to him in a long time.

Me neither, but

he died not too long ago within the past six months or so.

And

easily one of the most detestable characters on the whole Stern show.

I don't know why Jimmy likes him so much or liked him so much,

but

he got a tattoo of him on his back.

Gary looks like Zapzic.

Gary does?

Yeah, he does.

My eyes are blurry without my glasses on, but it looks like Zapzic from far away.

Gary Delebonte?

De Labante, yeah.

I haven't listened to Stern since the E-Show.

All right, that's a while back.

Yeah.

Stern still looks the same, though.

Yeah, he dyes his hair or has a wig or something.

So what?

So what?

So what?

Hey, at least you admit it.

Walter Stern.

At least Walter Stern over there.

This guy has a gray beard and a fucking

mop full of jet black hair.

And he's like, no, it's real.

So he got a tattoo of this dude, and that's why he was.

He got a tattoo of Ralph Corilla, yeah.

Robin Robin looks good, too.

She does.

And she has cancer.

She does.

What kind of cancer?

Yeah, she's had it for years, though.

Yeah, I don't know.

She just keeps it at bay.

What kind?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure what she's doing.

Yeah.

Let me see.

I'll find out.

That's crazy.

But how did he get picked?

I mean, is it that easy to get on the Howard Stern show?

There he is.

Well,

he could have wore a testy shirt.

It doesn't look like Zapsick.

It does look like Mike there.

Yeah, and Jimmy has a show from the old Channel 9 show.

Yeah, so Robin was home.

Okay, so she was diagnosed with a rare form of stage 3 endometrial cancer.

Uterine cancer.

Which is expected to affect, estimated, sorry, to affect 66,000 women in the United States per year.

Where do I know that name, Mike Traynor, from?

Damn, I know that guy.

You know someone named Mike Traynor?

Yeah, he was just on the stern show, but where do I know that guy?

Oh, stand-up comedian.

Okay, yeah.

I knew I knew him from somewhere.

So, what is it like, a tribute?

Like, you had the show, like,

a tribute.

Do you mean the tattoo?

Yeah, I'm just saying, why is he on the show, though?

I mean, like, what was the purpose of him being?

Oh, well, the second that he had.

The second that he had it.

No, the second that he had a Ralph Cirilla

tattoo, and Stern found out about it.

He was definitely going to have him off.

Yeah, it looks like that.

Like the tattoo.

Oh, yeah, it looks great.

It looks like one of those tattoos that, like, you know, Michelangelo did it.

It looks just like.

I like some of the tattoos that are done here.

That Jimmy's gotten here.

Well, I mean, yeah,

the Tom one looks awesome, doesn't it?

It does.

Yeah, but you know, but there's no doubt about it.

When they're like, who's that guy that dressed like when they ask who the Tom tattoo is?

And he doesn't mention any podcast whatsoever connection to it.

That is definitely calculated and definitely like, I want to keep coming back here and I'm not going to mention that.

Right.

Right.

I could be wrong, but that's my guess.

Ride the wave.

Yeah.

Is that how many times you've been back there?

So he wasn't back there after that time.

No, I'm sure he'll be back again.

He didn't call himself the hair guy.

He called himself Jimmy the Juggalo.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Is he still working?

He's a shame.

I asked him to come on TSD today, and he couldn't.

He had to go to work.

He said, oh, really?

He was going to bow out, though, and leave work early.

And I was like, don't.

I said,

we may be done.

By the time you get here, we may be done.

So he was still, he was willing to leave work early to come today.

So it's not like he's turned, turned, like he's just all about stern now, no TSD.

He would have came.

No, it's just what I'm saying.

Wait, there it is.

Look at it.

Like, go off on it.

It does look good.

Well, it's got Vulgarian's tattoo right above it.

Yeah, but the Tom one is right next to it.

So when that,

yeah, he.

It's weird that he asked about just like about Tom, but not about the giant clown with hot dogs.

Did they know what that is, maybe?

I don't think they know what it is.

No, I doubt it.

So it would make you wonder, like, why wouldn't he ask about it?

Who?

Jimmy?

Yeah, I'm sure he's a good guy.

He's a big jackass guy, too.

Jimmy loves everything.

Jimmy loves everything.

I just don't know how he's able to just get off on a whim.

Do you wish you had a little bit more of that in you?

Or you loved everything?

Did you watch The Acolyte?

Terrible.

Watched it last night.

I fucking fell asleep halfway through the show.

I wish we were on video right now.

Oh, my God.

Your face, like your soul left your body.

It's like I throw my hands up now.

I ever go back to Disney where I'm not even going to Hollywood studios.

I'm just going to walk right by that whole Star Wars land.

It's just like, it's done.

It's done.

It's terrible.

But Jimmy would love it, though, just because it's Star Wars.

Like, if he loves something, he loves it no matter how bad it is.

He will never, ever turn his back on it and say he doesn't like it.

He will convince himself he'll like it.

I don't know.

He might do that.

So he'll never do that with a Juggalo.

That's definitely something he'd never do no i think he's a juggalo

first yeah

yeah it does look good it does it's big it's huge yeah yeah it's a good beetle juice

but in episode 600 jimmy jimmy gets a tattoo we can we could leak that right can we leak that yeah sure why not let people you know that yeah jimmy gets a tattoo in episode 600

It's not of a dead stylist, but

still pretty cool.

It's still pretty sweet, yeah.

That's great.

It's like, who the fuck is that guy?

And this guy was not a good guy, huh?

I personally did not like him.

I thought he was a piece of shit.

For what reasons?

What did he do?

He's just like he was a needling, would go behind people's backs.

See, there was one time when it looked like he had stolen a tip from a waitress.

It really, like, Artie had put down some money, and I think Ralph lifted it.

That was the allegation, and it seemed to be true.

Is that, though, make-for-good radio, though?

I mean, at the expense of making yourself look like a total piece of shit.

No offense, get him.

I don't want the tipping.

The tipping, yeah.

He's been tipping lately, though.

I know.

That's what I hear.

I'm very proud of him.

Very proud of him.

It's nice to see.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Straightened them out.

Sharing the wealth.

Moths fly out of that wallet.

One of them's carrying a buck.

It's like putting his hand on a hot stove to

put that dollar down.

But he does it.

it he does it

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I have sensitive skin.

Very.

Oh, I believe it.

I have maybe

the most sensitive skin in TSD town.

There's babies

that have, you know,

more durable skin than I do.

I don't know why.

I would agree with that.

Yeah, I am prone to

rashes,

allergic reactions.

So anything, anytime I'm.

Smells.

What else am I allergic?

Life.

I mean, just

wheely out in a fucking bubble out there.

I can't see the sun.

I can't be out in the sun.

It looks like dark man.

Oh, look, I was talking about being out in the sun.

You look like powder over there.

You know what?

I work inside.

It's not exactly 10 miles.

I say, you're too busy out fucking calling pizza guys up to put out fucking volcanoes and shit.

Powder?

I don't think I'm as white as that.

I don't think I'm as white as it.

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Oh, God.

That must have have been a late

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You have no blood in your body.

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That's an album.

I know, yeah.

All right, sorry, though.

Oh, yeah.

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I don't even know what a paraben is, but if it's fragrance.

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I'm going to tell Sunday how sensitive my skin is.

1995, Minnesota, set of mole rats.

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Two nights into our stay in Minnesota, my skin erupts with burns, almost like

first-degree burns.

And Brian has to take me to the emergency room in Minnesota.

And it turns out I'm allergic to the detergent that the sheets in the hotel are using.

Okay.

I can't see that like being out of ordinary.

Yeah.

I've never known anyone else in my entire life.

I mean, some people could be.

So I have to sleep.

with every inch of my skin covered for the rest of the month while there.

So, like, I have to wear a ski mask, I have mittens.

So, you look like fucking Marlon Brando from

the fucking movie.

I want a Dr.

Moreau.

True story, all right?

Very true, yeah.

Oh, yeah, middle of the night, and uh, I don't know what's going on.

I'm all nervous, and the doctor says, Oh, yeah, allergic reaction to you know, you're out of town, and I could see your skin's very sensitive, very sensitive skin.

So, yeah, but so basically, I had to, you know,

rough it.

You might as well bet outdoors.

Yeah.

Yeah, so what do you do now?

I mean, you definitely stayed at hotels and stuff before.

You've got to be like, what kind of shit you're using?

What kind of stuff?

Use this detergent.

I can't sleep in anything but this detergent.

Do you have this baby ointment to wipe my ass with?

Because I can't use anything to do this.

I need Charmin.

I need the ones with the bears on the commercial.

I can't wipe my ass without that.

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Remember, Hilo?

Yeah, this is Hilo Kitty.

Yeah.

It's where I give you

a number and you have to say if it's higher or lower.

Yeah, I think we did this during Christmas.

Like how many Christmas trees cats are exactly.

So, Bri,

I picked out two listeners.

Usually

I I go through the Patreon to find the listeners, but today I went through the TSD Reddit, and I picked out two listeners.

I don't know the real names.

Worthy souls, I'm sure.

So

the first listener, Brian, you'll be repping is Morgan Pixie.

Morgan Pixie.

What kind of shit did he say about me on Reddit?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Okay.

But, and

Jeff, you will be repping Monkey Baby Guppy77.

That's awful.

And whoever wins, if you win, Jeff, Monkey Baby Guppy77 will get a prize.

And if Brian wins, of course, Morgan Pixie will get a prize.

Morgan Pixie, and I'll do my best for you, Morgan.

And all they got to do, whoever wins, is they have to contact me at kmuse2 at gmail.com.

Send me their name and address, and I'll get a prize out to them.

All right.

So the first

question is:

all of these are based upon polls conducted on Americans.

See, these are only American answers.

Sunday, I consider you to be, you know, a blue-collar all-American dude.

I think you have your finger on the pulse of America.

He has a pulse.

Himself.

Captain America.

That's me.

I don't know, Brian.

I don't know.

If I had to get out of the two of you, I do feel like Sunday has that pulse more than you do.

I don't know why.

I don't have on pop culture and

the everyday world

American spirit.

Yeah, I don't know.

Not American spirit, just how Americans are feeling.

I just feel like, I don't know why, maybe because

I don't know.

I have no idea why, but I just, so maybe you'll prove me wrong today.

We'll see.

What percentage of Americans believe the moon landing was staged?

Now,

I posed this question to Giddam.

So, all the answers are from TSD Towns, a resident genius, 148 IQ.

He gave me what he thought the percentage was.

You have to say

higher or lower based on what Giddam's answer is, and then I'll tell you the real answer.

Now, I asked Giddam,

what percentage of Americans believe the moon landing was staged?

Giddam said 27%

of Americans believe the moon landing was staged.

This is

maybe the most

talked about, most popular of the conspiracy theories on the planet.

This and JFK.

Yeah.

So you would have to think

every American has at least thought about it.

Sure.

Considered it.

Mulled it over.

What do you think, Sunday, before you give give me your high-low answer?

Is it higher or lower than 27?

What's your feeling?

Do you feel like it was staged?

No.

Do you believe we got there?

I believe we got there.

And we never went back after 1972.

Why go back there?

You've been there.

What are you doing?

I mean, there's nothing.

You should be the NASA spokesperson.

There's nothing else.

There's never even a NASA anymore.

There's like everything's out of business.

Space program is frankly not.

They should trot you out for the press conference that NASA does.

You're like, why haven't we gone back to the moon?

Why go back there?

It's not like what's up there.

What are we going to say?

That much more you can explore up there.

It's all the same shit.

How much of the moon has been explored?

But what percentage is it?

It's the same stuff, though.

It's the same material throughout the whole moon.

How do you know?

Because they've been there.

It's like saying you've only stepped in New York City.

You can make the assumption of what's on the entire planet of Earth based upon being in one small section of the world.

You can't make that assumption you have no idea what's on the other side of the moon the dark side could be gold roger waters remember lasers laser force

take ahead of rush

now isn't rush wasn't that really amyl nitrate which is what gay guys use before they have sex there you go really it is right yeah i thought so yeah you should why so why do they need that i thought it loose and dropped they need to be that

out of sorts like i'm so disgusted with myself

his arms around you when you're like why do they yeah, why do they need that, though?

That to me is weird because you would figure, like, you know, like, my, this is a great experience.

Why would I need to be what's the matter?

What are you showing me?

Oh, it relaxes the muscles around the.

Hoppers, yeah.

Okay.

You know what?

When I sniffed my rush,

I can tell you right now.

My butt was tight as a drum.

Brought ash and water.

My button was not relaxed in any way, shape, or form.

I don't remember that being a side effect of what we did.

But all right, so

you believe we went there.

I believe we went there.

Okay, Brian, what do you believe we also went?

I don't want to get any of us in trouble here because I know as soon as we weigh in, you know, it's suddenly Morgan picks.

He's like, what a stupid asshole.

So the safe answer is to be like, yes, yeah, okay, yeah, we went.

Definitely.

We went.

Of course we went.

I have so little trust and faith in this government that I'm going to go ahead and say we didn't.

I feel like when you take everything, when you put everything together, the shadows and...

There's a lot of discrepancies.

There's a lot of stuff that you're like, ah, it doesn't seem like it.

The computer power.

They went up in like jiffy-poppy fucking

outfits and shit.

Yeah, like stuff that looked like it was from a B-movie set.

Why would they spend all that money to make those rockets and everything else?

To beat Russia.

I'm just saying it's a lot of money to invest.

Have you ever been in the

airspace mission?

That's United States exceptionalism, right?

American exceptionalism.

That's why we do stuff like that because it's like maybe it's not true, but as long as people think it's true,

we're going to look like the winners.

Sunday, younger let you go first.

Higher or lower than

27%.

I'm going to say lower.

Lower.

Okay.

And

Bry

27% get em believes believe the moon landing was staged.

I think it's even lower than that, yeah.

I also believe it's lower, yeah.

I think there's a lot of people out there that just not talked about that much.

No, it's not really talked about.

Well, it's not talked about.

That's not like a conversation that, yeah,

the lunar landing.

It's like it's not like really talked about today, even after how many years.

It's like it was fake.

What do you mean it's not talked about?

It's like the, it's one of the most popular conspiracy theories on the the planet.

But I'm saying, it's not.

When was the last time it came up in conversation with you after other than today?

The moon landing?

Yeah.

I mean, well, you probably a lot.

So who the hell knows?

Don't fucking head to see the moon landing.

I believe it comes up quite often, though.

As soon as the word conspiracy is dropped at a party, that's me.

Then you know the moon.

People are going to weigh in on their thoughts about the moon.

How does he dye his hair?

Is that yes or no?

Is it

lower than 95% or higher?

So the percentage of Americans who believe the moon landing was staged, 18.

You both are right.

All right, off to a good start.

So, I'm part of the minority then.

How's it feel?

Absolutely.

18%

is that high, you think?

18% of Americans?

I still think that's pretty high.

Yeah.

Do we have reason, though?

You can see why people would think it, though, right?

You're not real judgmental and call them like tinfoilers.

Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of stuff in there that's just like, it is pretty amazing how they they were able to do it.

I mean, like, it happened after how many years of the first flight.

You know, for you went from

fucking.

Yeah, I mean, it's a short period of time.

Yeah, between that and by the time that they really, you know, in a certain amount of time, I mean, to go to the moon is pretty incredible for that amount of time.

It is incredible.

I'd be curious to see generationally, too, like, what are the age, like, what are the demographics of people who believe versus don't believe?

You know, like all the younger people probably don't believe.

They're jaded.

They don't believe in the government.

Right.

Yeah.

i do i'm an

talking about aliens before we started this

what percentage of americans believe in god we'll start off with bry

percentage of americans who believe in god are we doing the get them thing or still no get them is gave me an answer you did and that answer is 85 percent 85 percent believe that in god how many americans um

Or just Americans.

Just Americans.

Okay, all right.

So that eliminates the Vatican.

Yeah.

I'm going to go lower than 85.

I feel we, yeah.

I feel a lot of people, like, you see churches closing down all the time.

You know,

I think people are just, again,

it's almost like the government.

It's like they just become jaded.

They see all this shit that goes on in the world and they're like, come on.

But then

turn around and look at the constellations and you're like, how the fuck did this happen?

Like it's a trillion galaxies.

How the fuck did anybody

see a scorpion

in the sky or a thing?

You don't want to clash in the twins.

Okay.

So Brian is saying lower Sunday?

I'm going to say lower two.

I think there's a lot of people out there that believe in other things as well.

Okay.

Giddam said 85.

The correct number was 81.

He wasn't off by much.

Oh, that's pretty good.

That's very close.

A lot of religious people out there than 81%.

81%.

That means that means eight out of 10 people

believe in God.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's surprising.

Afraid to say they don't.

Yeah.

Play it safe.

Question three.

Believe Lee Harvey Oswald

didn't act alone.

Didn't act alone.

Did not act alone.

I would say that's probably a higher.

Well, Giddam has.

This is probably the number two conspiracy theory behind the moon landing.

Giddam has said 43%.

Sunday, back to you.

You're going first.

What are your thoughts on this one?

I'm going to say higher.

Do you?

What are your feelings on the Warren Commission's findings?

Magic bullets?

Do they exist?

I don't know.

I don't know about magic bullets.

Magic beans?

Magic bullets.

I just,

it happened so quick, too, though.

I just, there's definitely,

I still think there's other people involved.

Didn't act alone.

And you're going to say, and Guinness said, did I tell you what Guinness said?

43?

Do you think it's higher or low?

I think it's probably higher.

Higher, okay.

Brian, what you're doing.

I hate to make this game boring, but I think it's higher too.

This This is what makes it interesting.

Yeah, it just comes down to one, actually.

It's only if we only differ on one.

Yeah.

And you believe it's higher?

I think it's higher, too, yeah.

With all the information that has come out, especially as of late, where didn't they basically say, like, yeah, the government was involved.

The biggest thing is

the fact that they still won't release it all.

Right.

Okay, that tells you everything.

That tells you everything.

The fact that they still will not unseal the files tells you that there's way more to it.

Hide something.

Oh, yeah.

When you're not releasing files, there's a reason why.

You're covering somebody's ass.

I don't know whose ass is getting covered.

At this point, yeah, like you would think most people would either be, that were involved in it would be either gone by now.

Or I guess it's, again, you're protecting the government.

You're not protecting the individuals.

Yeah,

you're protecting your institution.

Yeah.

Did you like JFK, the movie, Oliver Stone?

It was okay.

Yeah.

I love that movie.

Yeah, from what I remember, I haven't seen it a long time ago.

Yeah, it's long.

All right, so both of you guys are saying higher, right?

Saying higher.

Giddam said, now, I think Giddam's been pretty close.

He said 27, it was 18 for the moon landing.

He said 85, it was 81.

He said 43% believe Oswald didn't act alone.

The correct number was 54.

Was higher.

Guys are fucking three for three.

You know he can Google these answers.

No, no, no.

No, No, he didn't?

No, I sat right in front of him.

I took his phones.

I confiscated all seven of his phones.

I put him in a bag.

You didn't trust Nostradamus over there?

He looks like fucking Da Vinci.

All right.

What percentage of Americans believe they possess above average intelligence?

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Now, I tend to think people overestimate their intelligence.

I agree.

I don't, I mean, I think it's just, I think it's just natural.

Well, you don't want to be seen as a dummy for sure, you know, like

because it's always like whether you're, whether you're,

no matter what situation you're in, it's like the other guy's always the idiot.

Like you're in a car, you're like, what's this fucking idiot doing?

Yes, yes.

Like, it's never you.

So I think a lot of people have.

You're driving a nice car, too.

You know, you go into a pizza parlor and tell them that there's an underground volcano, and you're met with like.

Not a fire, just an underground volcano

and they look at you like you're the idiot you're the dummy it's like even though you're like look i'm telling you i'm looking right at it it's on fire

yeah i i think

it's a high number of people but giddham said he believes the

the percentage of americans who believe they possess above average intelligence is 40 percent 40

yeah not quite 50 but he said 40 so is it higher or lower that's a nation full of people with low self-esteem they're like no i'm dumber than the the average person I guess smarter than the average man yeah I think

I think it's higher I think it's higher than most Americans believe they are in trouble if it's lower yeah

four out of ten people are like I'm below average

bumping into each other down the street yeah I wonder if this was this was Gidham's like what he believes

oh yeah you know

since he

possesses that superior intellect I'm gonna say I think it's higher yeah

Jeff?

I'm going to say it's higher, too.

Yeah.

I believe higher than 42% or whatever you just said.

Do you run into people who think that they're smarter than you?

All the time.

Especially when I'm in the Hazlitt area.

Apparently, a test can show you the whole world, put you above everything.

I know people that pass tests, and guess what?

They're not good at fixing cars.

All right.

So

the number of people who believe they possess Americans who believe they possess above-average intelligence, Giddam says it's 40.

The actual number was 65%.

Pretty good.

So again, you guys are four for four.

We're Americans, brother.

It sounds like you guys, you know, I was wrong.

Both of you guys have your fingers on the pump.

Remember that Bicentennial where I got my bandage?

He's drunk.

It's going to get harder.

Oh.

What percentage of Americans believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted?

This is for Jeff first, you know.

Humans and dinosaurs, Jeff.

Yes.

We've been told that they didn't coexist, that there's no way on the planet that they could have lived at the same time,

that you're an idiot.

If you believe that

Americans, well, not Americans, but human beings, you know, walked with dinosaurs.

I saw the fucking show walking with dinosaurs.

There was humans on that stage

you also show me pictures of fucking brontosauruses building pyramids too so

you know why they want to keep this suppressed right

why there's a there's a movement to suppress that

that humans didn't live with dinosaurs

why

the bible

The Bible.

Science would lose their shit if they had to admit that dinosaurs walked with man.

I'm looking at these pictures.

I love the idea of a brontosaurus building a pyramid, but I'm like, how do you get him to listen?

It's just like it's like you're going to train it like a dog.

Yeah, okay.

You know how big that brain is in a brontosaurus?

Do you think he's going to listen to you?

Fucking superior animals just going to be sitting there.

Look at these guys.

They are like ripped.

They look like they're in the MMA.

He's out of his fucking.

Have you ever seen a trained elephant?

You're talking, yeah, I mean, okay, so is that a superior beast?

but they're domesticated now.

I mean, you're talking about something that's just like, first of all, there's I don't think they would even be in that environment.

Dinosaurs wouldn't be in the desert.

How do you know?

How the fuck do you know?

Because they felt it was always in the desert.

How do you know it was always a desert, though?

They're building pyramids.

That's Egypt.

It might have been a vegetation back then.

Is Egypt in the desert?

What's it called?

The Nile, the jewel of the Jewel of the Nile.

Yeah, I mean, it was like a lush forest at one point, maybe.

It's just like after that, you just give him a treat in your hand after he lays down a six-ton brick.

Do you remember how

Marshall Will and Holly trained Dopey?

Yeah.

They trained him to pull the cart.

So is it that far out of bounds to think that a bronosaurus couldn't?

You know that was a TV show, right?

Yeah, but it's based on

science.

It's on real shit.

You didn't have a dinosaur named Dopey?

You didn't have chocolate?

I had a chocolate when I was a kid.

He's had a chocolate.

Oh, yeah.

That's some chaka you got there.

Giddam's 23 amidst the bottom.

Give him the sleeve stacks.

But Gidem said that he believes that 30% of Americans believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted.

Do you believe that number is higher or lower than 30?

Americans, though.

I'm going to still say lower.

I'm going to say lower.

I'm going to say lower as well, only because it's usually religious people who have this argument.

It's not really people who aren't.

Because you say it, everything is based on the Bible.

Oh, yeah.

There is like, yeah, like, like I said, man,

they'll kill to keep this a secret.

Yeah.

They'll kill to keep this suppressed.

So you think it's also.

I think it's also

no, lower.

It's also lower, yeah.

Lower, okay.

So the percentage of Americans who believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted is actually 41.

No points.

No points.

And what did you say it was?

30?

Giddam said it was 30.

30, okay.

Okay.

So like nearly half the people.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Jesus right now.

Those are those same 35% who aren't as smart as everybody else.

So when the news breaks that they find some fossils that prove that man and dinosaurs coexisted, are you going to be that shocked?

Branosaurus bridal.

Are you going to be that blown away?

Where you're going to be like, you're going to have your head in your hands?

If somebody's going to be paralyzed with shock by this, are you really going to be like, No, no, no, I would be like, okay, just another thing that I was taught as a fact for fucking over 50 years turns out to be bullshit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Buddy, that's what I'm saying.

Come on, it's not that big a deal.

I like that picture.

It's where you go back and you like all this shit that you learned in school, like history, and you're like, oh, no, why did you tell me all this crap?

Like, tomato's not a vegetable now, it's a fruit.

First, the dinosaurs were lizards, then they were chickens.

Now they're back to being lizards.

Yeah, okay.

Corn's not a vegetable either.

It's a grain.

All right, Bri, this one's for you.

What percentage of Americans believe in the devil?

Satan, Lucifer, Beaslebub.

Gidham thinks it's 75%

higher or lower.

75%.

No, this would have to go along with a believing in God.

So I wouldn't have to say, if you believe in God, you have to believe in

the devil, right?

I mean, what was the percentage?

It was like 80-something.

It was 80%.

Yeah, 80%

or something.

81%.

Which is all different religions, though.

Right.

Okay.

So you're talking about your typical

guy with the trident and the pointy tail and shit.

I'm going to say it's higher.

Higher?

I'm going to go higher.

Johnson says that.

Just because there's a lot of religious people

than 75

Sunday.

I'm going to say lower.

I'm going to go lower on this one.

Right.

Now it's getting interesting.

How come?

I don't know.

I just don't think that.

I mean, there is.

There's a lot of people out there that are very religious, but I don't know.

Like I said, I said there's all different kinds of religions in the United States, too.

So, and not all of them, I believe, feel that that's

but doesn't everybody have their own devil, kind of you said devil, like pitch four against it.

I said Satan, yeah, Lucifer, Beaslebug.

No,

no, you do you do you think that there's a devil

in this room in the dimension

like there's a there's a devil that uh waits for those who live a

sinful life?

No, no, I'd be there right now.

Whoa, what?

Not you, Sunday.

No, it's just, no, I don't.

I don't.

Then you don't, huh?

You know, I'm not a religious person anyway, so I just know, but

all right, so get him said 75.

The correct answer was 70.

Damn, I lost.

So now Jeff takes a one-point lead.

Sorry, Morgan.

524.

Okay.

What percentage of Americans believe the world is flat, Jeff?

I would hope it's zero.

Definitely not.

I would hope it's zero.

Now, this is something that's caught fire in the last 10 years,

people who believe in the flat Earth.

How?

Why?

Because you ever see an horizon.

But

you know the world is not flat.

You know that.

I mean, if you've went to anybody that's gone to school, I mean, there's pictures of space shuttles and stuff that are orbiting the Earth.

So why did we believe it was flat for so long?

You're talking about something that you had no technology about.

I mean,

you're going by

a ship, and everything does look like just a flat horizon.

So you think the world's flat, you know, but guess what?

It's not.

I don't want to break the bad news to you.

It's not flat.

A lot of rappers

think it's flat.

And I don't know if they're doing it.

It's got no beat for, you know, street cred or what.

But yeah, a lot of rappers tend to think that the world is flat.

So what now Giddam has said that he believes

18% of Americans believe the world is flat.

I'm going to say lower.

Lower.

I'm going to say lower.

Right.

If you're still even on this discussion today in 2024, thinking that the world is flat.

I'm like, Sunday, I just have to hope that fewer people, that it's lower.

Why do you believe some people are convinced the world is flat?

What makes what

do you think it's just to be contrarian?

I think it's it has to be.

There's just no way.

Like, again, you grow up, you see a globe, you can, you can, you know, we've seen pictures from space.

We know that it doesn't drop off.

We've seen all this stuff.

So I would, I think it's just, yeah, it's to be contrarian, to be different, to be like, oh, look how fucking special I am.

I know stuff that you don't.

I'm part of that fucking

35%.

Yeah, the smart people.

They never went to the moon.

The correct, well, Giddam said 18%.

The correct answer was 16%.

Wow, I can't believe he's coming so close.

It is still high.

16 out of every 100 people.

People that just never went to school dropped out.

I'm not going to weigh in on that.

This one is for Brian.

What percentage of Americans believe they are a good person?

Oh, I think this is high.

Now,

Giddam

has weighed in.

He's put you guys in a box.

He said 92.

Ooh, that's pretty fucking high.

92.

So he has put you guys, you know, it's high, but is it that high?

Is it that high?

Now, why do

a lot of people?

It's just easier on the psyche to be like, I'm a good person.

It's easier on the psyche.

And also, I think people people convince themselves if they don't do bad things, that makes them good.

Right.

Right.

So if you're not outwardly malicious or anything, you're a good person, right?

There's a lot of people in jail.

A lot of criminals out there.

But Jesus Christ, 92%.

It's an 8%.

Yeah.

That seems almost delusional.

I have to go lower.

You have to go lower.

Yeah.

I have to go lower than 92%, even if it's by a

percentage point or two.

That's awfully high.

I mean, it'd be great if it was 100%,

but I'm going to go lower.

Why would it be great?

Because you know it's going to be a lot of fun.

Well, you know, at least people think that they are.

Doesn't mean they are.

Right.

I mean, even at 80%, that doesn't mean they are.

So

the percentage of Americans who believe they are a good person, Guinem said 92%.

Correct answer was 81.

It was lower.

70%.

19% of realists.

Dog fight.

Brian Johnson, proving me wrong.

He does have his finger on the pulse of America.

I know my fellow people.

I I hung around with them all weekend.

Came out down from my ivory tower.

Yeah.

I was out there.

I was like, hello.

I was

walking amongst the unwashed masses.

Ran away from scorpions?

Oh, this one's going to be tough for Brian Johnson.

Maybe this one's right up your alley, though, Sunday.

Who's getting this question?

Sunday gets this one.

What percentage of Americans believe the NFL is rigged?

Rigged

means the fix is in.

Like the outcomes are predetermined.

Or

scoring or penalties

are given to cover spreads.

Points.

Not a betting man.

I would imagine

plenty of gamblers would definitely say that is probably it.

weighed in at 35% of Americans believe the NFL is rigged to some extent.

35%.

I've seen some shitty calls.

Oh, yeah, there's always shitty calls.

I've seen some calls that make you go, this shit is rigged.

I've seen that.

Have you seen that in all sports?

I've seen it in hockey.

I've seen it in Rika.

Did you see the Stanley Cup finals the other day?

There's, again,

that could be rigged too.

It's just like it's, you know, again, you're watching.

But who's, why is anybody rigging it for Florida, though?

Because if Florida won game one, who knows by the time this comes out if, you know, Edmonton might very well come back and win this.

But to the people like in Edmonton who are like, fucking Batman wants the Panthers to win.

Well, what planet do you really believe the NHL wants the Florida Panthers to fucking win the Stanley Cup?

There's not a chance on the planet.

If the NHL wanted any team to win, it'd be the fucking Rangers.

That's the team that they'd want.

They trot out that fucking 94-footage.

Every chance they fucking get.

You really think they don't want something fucking that's not fucking almost black and white footage?

Well, at least we know the NHL's not rigged.

Fucking, the NHL does not fucking want the Florida Panthers to win.

They would much rather have Edmonton win because they got the world's greatest player on there who they haven't been able to market one iota since coming into the league.

Connor McDavid is the invisible superstar.

Nobody knows what he looks like.

Nobody knows anything about him because he plays fucking in Siberia, basically, in Edmonton.

The East Coast never gets to see him play because he's always always playing at midnight over here.

It's ridiculous to think that the NHL cares or wants Florida to win, but we're getting back.

That was my soapbox.

Get all agitated.

I just can't stand the fucking crybabies online because they think that the NHL really would want Florida to win over Edmonton.

They don't give a fuck.

They don't care anymore.

They're fucking just miserable that those two teams are in the finals.

It's a fucking wasteland.

The ratings were horrific.

I thought the ratings were excellent this year for the Stanley Cup.

No, the Stanley Cup finals?

Yeah, I thought it were.

No, I'm just saying, just in general, the playoffs in general have been astonishing this year.

Not game one in the Stanley Cup finals, though.

3 million people watched.

3.1 million viewers on ESPN networks.

And is that considered a low number for an ESPN?

I mean, for a SPC network, it was ABC.

Yeah, it was on ABC.

Still an increase over last year.

Increase over last year, but it's still a fucking

horrific number.

Well, they played Vegas last year.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, we're getting off the subject.

What percentage of Americans believe the National Football League is rigged?

Guinness said 35%.

Higher or lower?

I'm going to say it's probably still lower.

Lower?

Well, how come?

Look, there's bad calls all the time.

And it's not for all teams.

It's not just like one specific team.

You smell that Lion, Detroit Lions, Dallas Cowboys call?

Yeah, but I'm just saying.

That shit was rigged.

There's a lot of rigged.

That shit was rigged.

There's a lot of those calls, though.

That's not like the only time that a call's been like that.

You saw what I'm talking talking about, right?

Where the Lions won that game on a two-point conversion, and then the NFL came.

Oh, no, no, no.

That's a penalty.

And they let Dallas win that game.

What was the penalty for?

It was for a legal formation.

A guy didn't come in and alert the referee that he was an eligible receiver.

Remember the lineman?

And he did.

There was footage of him doing it.

Yeah, this is the play right here.

The Lions win this game, and the NFL took it away and said that they lost the game.

One of the greatest fucking moments in last season.

I was at that game.

I wasn't at that game, but boy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Bullshit.

Rigged.

All right.

What'd you say?

Lowers?

Yeah, lower.

Okay, Bri.

I'm going to go with a lower, too.

I think that.

It's just these rigged and bad calls.

It's just like, I don't feel it's rigged.

You don't see the guy giving you, like, slipping you a couple of bucks.

Yeah, I believe in these days in sports, there's so much oversight

that

to rig an entire league would be difficult.

So I'm going to go lower as well.

Now, was that a challengeable call?

No.

See what I'm saying?

If you can't challenge it and you know it's the wrong call.

Well, they're saying he didn't come in, he did not alert the referee he was an eligible receiver.

But then there's footage of him walking over to the referee and talking to the referee.

But if they were doing it the right, like I said, if they, you know, if the one ref, they'd be like, yeah, he did.

They could not, the NFL desperately wants the Cowboys to be a contender.

Not me.

I know not you, but they don't.

The Cowboys are as a franchise that has to be a contender.

Yeah, but they have, but I'm saying, like, when was the last time they really got anywhere?

Well,

the NFL is doing its very damnedest to

make it happen.

And that number should be a lot higher than 35%, then, right?

You guys both said lower?

Yeah.

The actual number, Giddam said 35, 18%.

It was lower.

So guys both get points.

I think

those are people that are betting on the games.

This is a fucking dogfight.

Morgan Pixie and Monkey Baby Guppy77.

Who's going to take it?

Who's going to get the TSD prize?

What percentage of Americans believe in Bigfoot?

This is for Brian.

Not a lot of people talk about the fucking good old Yeti or Sasquatch anymore.

Kind of the forgotten monster.

For a good reason.

Why?

Why for good reason?

All that was debunked and shit.

All that stuff's been debunked.

Didn't have some guy out there with foot guns and shit, with fake things.

They found no shows about it.

They found Yeti droppings, though.

You sure it wasn't him fucking working with Falcon Woods?

Zoom in?

Someone like him?

Oh, Giddam has said the percentage of Americans who believe in Bigfoot?

57.

57%?

I saw a Bigfoot in Hazlitt once.

That does seem awfully high.

It's a hell of a roar in the bathroom.

And not that far off from the number of people who believe in God.

Yeah.

No, that was 81.

Oh, that 81?

Yeah.

There he is.

Fuck Abraham Lincoln fighting Bigfoot.

I'm going to have to go lower than 57%.

I just feel like Bigfoot has

just fallen out of favor with the American public.

It's because of the Internet.

I think that the newer, like

creepy pasta type things have taken over the imagination of like it's not like it was for us

i'm a traditionalist man old school i i bigfoot is

deserves more props than he gets today's cryptids are bullshit yeah uh but you say

lower right i'm saying lower than 57 percent that seems over half the country votes

i'm gonna say it's lower too

i mean half the people fucking vote for trump so i mean

i really wish giddip was allowed to speak because i i want to ask him like what the fuck were you thinking that 57% or what was it?

50%,

yeah.

57% of Americans.

You never know.

I see him on my phone.

I see him every now and then.

The correct answer was, Giddam said 57

percentage of Americans who believe in Bigfoot, 13%.

13, that's it, huh?

Much lower.

So it's still eight to nine.

We only have a couple questions left.

12.

We only have 14 questions.

We're on question 12, but these are some great questions.

What percentage of Americans believe time travel will be possible at some point

Sunday?

What's the percentage?

Oh, that get him said.

Well, I want to get your thoughts on time travel before I tell you.

Get him said 62.

My God.

148 over there going forward or backwards.

But

when you think about about it, if time travel

will be possible, it already is possible then, isn't it?

Isn't that the conundrum of time travel?

If it will possible possible,

it already is possible.

It's not possible right now.

But if it is possible, like if you believe it will be possible, that means it already exists.

It already exists.

Some people have just not figured it out yet.

That's it.

Well, who thinks it's possible?

Scientists?

Giddam thinks it's 60.

No, we don't know.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

62.

Charlie Chaplin was walking around with a fucking about like fucking 160 years ago.

Doesn't mean it goes both ways.

What does that mean?

Oh, we don't go forward?

Time travel forward?

Not backwards in time.

Yeah.

Well, that'd be

a bit of a condundrim,

isn't that the planet of the apes?

They went forward in time.

Charlton Heston, Taylor,

you maniacs?

Don't

look for it, Taylor.

You might not like what you find.

It's good Zayas.

For anybody who doesn't know, that's Dr.

Zayas.

That's Sunday's Dr.

Zayas.

Kills at the Zoe.

Of course it is.

Kills at the Toyota Christmas party.

We always know.

And destroys everything.

Sunday, just got with Eggnog doing Zayas all night at the Toyota Christmas party.

Holding court.

There he goes.

Let me do my best.

I'm going to do my Zayas

So what do you think?

62.

I'm going to say it's lower than that.

Yeah.

Do you wish, do you believe it will be possible at some point?

Not in our lifetime.

But do you believe at some point Americans will crack?

I don't think.

Look, with all the stuff that we've known and what we are able to do now, you think they might be able to do something on the cusp?

I mean, with all AI shit now.

They say like black holes and stuff.

I mean, look, we haven't even been to another.

We've only been to the moon.

I mean,

there's so much more out there in space that we don't, even in the oceans.

We don't even know everything that's going on in the oceans.

There's so much stuff that's unexplored in the oceans here.

But you just told us that

you only need to see one little tiny section of the moon to know everything there is about it.

Haven't we done enough?

The moon is made out of the same material throughout the whole entire moon.

You can't go down the dark side of the moon because you don't have equipment that's going to freeze to fucking death.

So they're not going to sit there and fucking go to the other side of the moon.

There's a reason why they're not on the dark side of the moon.

Because there's fucking Nazi moon bases out there.

So all this time, the moon doesn't...

You never see the other side of the moon?

You know, that dark spot's not always the same dark spot.

You know that, right?

I'm lower.

So you're going lower.

Yes.

Yeah.

Time travel will never be cracked.

Never.

Never happen.

That's just me weighing in.

I'd like it to.

Would you go forward or backward?

I'd like to to go backwards.

Change some stuff up?

No, just to see you find the truths about things.

You find your JFK.

You find if fucking dinosaurs are building fucking pyramids over there.

You got it all wrong.

No, who built the pyramids?

It was the Jews.

Did a good job.

You guys build a good pyramid.

Brian?

I'm going to go lower as well.

Lower.

Yeah, I got it.

Ooh,

84%.

What percentage of Americans believe time travel will be possible at some point?

Ginim says 62.

The correct number was 39.

It wasn't.

It's still pretty high, though.

Still almost 40%.

Wow, it's going to come down to the final question,

which

is not this one.

We have one more after this.

What percentage of Americans wish they could read minds?

Brian Johnson.

I know I do.

Really?

Do you really want to know?

I mean, when you really, I mean, I know it's off the cuff, it sounds like it'd be a great gift

or great power.

With all the mental baggage that will come with it, do you really want that gift?

I'm thinking of just my wife alone.

And probably not.

Am I with this schlub?

I'm like, yeah, yeah.

So you look at this fucking fat loser.

It's crying in his room.

I wish I could never read minds.

I think it sounds like it would be awesome, and it might be great for, you know, to try to keep up with Sunday at the Toyota Christmas party.

Yeah.

Try to steal some of his tunder from Stockton Zayas.

But I think at the end of the day, it would be miserable knowing.

Could you turn it on and off or it's just there?

It's just there.

So you're like Xigeria and all those kinds of fucking things that just

make you out of control.

Giddam has said that the percentage of Americans who wish they could read minds is 45%.

Right in the middle.

He's got to put you in a box.

Yeah, he did that.

So Giddam does.

I'm going to say that.

He puts people in boxes.

I know.

It's a specialty.

I'm going to go ahead and say it's higher because I think most people leap like I do.

And are like, yeah, no, that's awesome.

That was probably not the way it was explained either, that you have to, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you hear it all the time.

Like, it's just like, I just want to read somebody's mind that you could turn it on, turn it off.

That's what probably most people are thinking of.

Oh, actually, I skipped one, so we have three questions left, so we're good.

We're good for two more.

Would you, would you use it to like check in on your daughter, make sure she's doing what she's saying she's doing?

Because it's really like reading a diary almost.

Oh, it's such a violation.

Invasion.

Invasion of privacy.

So, would you, what do you think, Sunday?

Would you like, first off, would you want that gift or curse?

I wouldn't want that gift.

So it would be a curse.

Yeah.

But then you would get the truth all the time.

That is true.

That is.

And then

you know who your real friends are.

He's an asshole.

So, do you believe Giddam's number was

he said it is

45% of American.

I was going to say it's still probably higher.

How many people are like, if I could read mine?

If I could read somebody's mind.

I mean, the money you could make being like an illusionist or whatever.

Oh, yeah.

You mean you have a residency in Vegas?

Giddam said

45.

The correct number was 20 or 24 Americans.

That's it.

So people thought it through, not like me.

We need to know everything my wife's thinking.

So no points.

So we still say a 10-9.

The one I skipped, I'll go back to.

This one is for

Jeff or Bronze.

This one's for Sunday, yeah.

What percentage of Americans believe patriotism

is important to them?

This is definitely a demographically challenged question.

Because as younger people, I think it is not that important.

Why don't the young kids, why don't they root for America to win?

They don't root.

It's not that they root for it.

They root against it.

Why do you think?

Why do you think they don't want America to dominate?

As we have.

Because of the victim mentality that everybody's developed.

And

by extension, they're like, people are victims of America, therefore America sucks.

And in this country, you can burn the American flag for freedom of expression, but you can't burn anybody else's flag.

Otherwise, it's a fucking hate crime.

So

why does everybody want to come here then if we're so bad?

You've got thousands of people flooding over the borders for a country that sucks balls and is totally racist.

I don't get it either.

I still think it's probably better from where they're there's a reason why they're coming over here.

Oh, yeah.

Now they can get, you know, they can get jobs.

They can't do that.

But I was talking about like quality of life.

I was talking about more so in the Olympics.

If we sent the Mets over to play England's best cricket team, there'd be some segment of Americans who want to see the Mets fail.

True.

Well, it's a professional play.

Well, they hate the Mets that much.

They do that with hockey, too, right?

They have professional players.

I always thought that, getting off the topic now, but I always thought that it should be just like you're taking away chances from other people that, you know, that should be in the Olympics.

You have professional players that are getting paid millions of dollars to play the game.

And yes, you're sending your best of your best, but they're professional players.

They really shouldn't be, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but I feel like it, the that's what makes it interesting, though, to see the world's best players go head to head is what I think most people want to see rather than amateurs.

But then again, you'll never get the miracle on ice ever again.

Right, you'll never get that again.

That was

pretty special, right?

You know, pretty special.

It's the most special fucking moment in my entire life.

But, you know, well, other than Stanley Cuff?

Well,

it's up there.

It's like Sophie's joy.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like, you're right.

You'll never see that again because you have all professionals really playing the sport.

Right.

You know?

So

Geedham thinks

60% of Americans believe patriotism is important to them.

Is it higher or lower, Sunday?

What was the percentage?

I mean, 60.

60.

Do you believe Brian when he says he thinks that

younger people are not interested in that?

You got a country divided basically in half right now.

Sunday speaking truth.

Love it.

Nobody wants to hear this, but I'm sorry.

They're turning it off what he said.

Yeah.

And he's the guy to say it.

Patriotism.

Oh, I'm going to say lower.

You're going to say lower.

I'm going to say lower.

Lower.

Bri,

I believe it's lower than 60%.

Yeah, I would have gone lower as well.

Lower, too.

Giddam said 60% of Americans believe patriotism is important to them.

The actual number, sadly, was 38%.

Wow.

So you both get points.

It's a fucking tear in that Lincoln Memorial.

I know.

So we could have

a tie here if you guys...

Well, no matter what he says next time, I'm going to mix it up.

Right, and that's okay.

You know what?

I'll give Morgan Pixie and Monkey Baby Guppy 77

prizes if it's a tie.

They both will get prizes.

What percentage of Americans wish

they could become invisible?

This one I don't even have to think about.

I didn't think about the read of minds, and I was wrong.

Why?

Why don't you have to think about it?

Because this is something you fantasize about.

Oh, yeah.

I'd love to fucking be invisible.

This might be the best power, superpower to have.

Invisibility.

It's pretty.

Come on.

Invisible girl in the Fantastic Four was lame.

No, I'm just saying, just be like, oh, I'm going to see what this motherfucker got to say about me.

Oh, that's what you're doing.

You're very paranoid, John.

Call me an asshole.

She's like, you know, oh, you're talking about girls' locker rooms.

I didn't say that.

No, we're too old for that.

Sunday, I'm telling you, if you were.

Or men's locker rooms.

I got some rush.

Loose asshole.

If you were to take off work one day

and turn invisible and walk into the general store and

sit on the couch while me and you.

All you would hear from both of us is like, Isn't Sunday awesome?

Sunday's so cool.

Sunday's the best.

What did I tell you before?

What did I tell you?

All right, Brono, Bosch.

In between me berated him, we would be talking about how awesome you are.

You're gonna hear two things.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Or I hear the fucking TV.

My best boss.

Brian, what do you think?

What's the percentage?

Giddam has said

70% of Americans

wish they could become invisible.

Is it higher or lower?

For the game.

For the game.

This is mine.

I'm going to say, oof.

Box me in.

Whatever you say, I'm going to say the opposite.

All right.

Yeah, I was going to say higher.

I was going to say higher.

I think a lot of people fantasize about being invisible or flying, one of the two, like Giddam has up there.

Higher than 70.

So I'm going to say higher than 70.

I'm going to say lower you're gonna say lower and it would you you you really would like this power what good could it do you though working where you're at now I mean this would only like go see all every hockey game I can go into wherever I want

you're backstage at concerts you want to want to

work for your country as the greatest spy ever like you know you're do that too what well what well one day a week you're not at Toyota you got to fucking I have to work at Toyota I know that's what I'm saying like you you're gonna your whole life is gonna change you're gonna be in Cairo one day that doesn't mean you have to stay invisible all the time, right?

No, but

you're not going to have time for hockey games.

Flame on!

Wrong guy.

So you think it's higher?

No, I said it's lower.

I'm just saying it's lower.

Is he going to be like one of those spies that's like transgendered, remember?

It was like a French or Italian spy who was like wooed this

ambassador.

Oh, and he didn't know it.

He didn't know if it was for decades.

20 years or something, man.

It's like.

That's not a great spy.

No.

no i can't decipher uh you know that he that well no that's an awesome spy because he was the spy was the transgender i thought they both were spies no i think the other guy was like a uh an ambassador or head of state something like that yeah like yeah if you can't if you can't figure it out in 20 years you probably know something's up

all right so giddam has said the percentage of americans who wish they had the power of invisibility,

Giddam would put in a whopping 70 seven out of ten people wish they'd give three quarters of america wants to be invisible briar has said it was higher sundae has said it's lower

correct answer was only 12 percent what crazy 12 sunday jeff you have won monkey baby ducky 77

A very special, unique prize.

And you have to just email me

at K-M-E-W-E-S-2 at gmail and I will get that prize out to you.

I need, obviously I'll need your real name and your address.

Yeah.

That is my real name.

I can't believe only 12% of people want to be invisible.

Like what, what's, what do you lose if you get the chance to do it?

Like what's what's the downside?

I think there's a lot of unimaginative people out there who are like, oh, I wouldn't want that.

You know, they,

it would be, it could be a curse.

You see something you don't want to see or, you know, your government then forces you to maybe to work for you.

If there was an invisible man out there, I think

it would be a game changer.

Know a lot of shit.

Sure.

But I mean,

that's allowing people to know that you can turn invisible.

Well, the fact that you're fucking sooner or later, you guys are fucking running into locker rooms, going to hockey games.

You guys are going to trip up.

You guys are not keeping it on the seat

on the low, down low.

You guys are fucking just traipsing around.

Throw the fucking flower all over the place.

Sunday, Sunday, you're not not invisible.

So that means you're going to the hockey game nude, though.

You didn't say that.

You can't wear clothes.

All right.

So just hopefully nothing goes wrong.

That would be the weird part, though, right?

Like you're just sitting in the chair.

You just pop corny and all of a sudden you start like,

you just see both people on both sides looking at you and be like.

Well, did you see that viral video of the Oilers fan who flashed her boobies when the Oilers were.

Oh, yeah.

Can you imagine if you're in the audience, you see that and you you get an erection?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Could be.

That's when I start to become uninvisible.

She got in trouble for that, Oilers fan?

No, she went into hiding.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

They wanted her.

I guess they wanted her to go to all the hockey games and do that.

Oh, really?

But I guess she's just like, no, I don't want to be just known for that.

Right, right.

They had that girl behind the Devil's Bench that one year when they were playing the Kings.

Remember, they had that

adult star or whatever?

That's that behind DeBoer?

deboor oh yeah the big tits

i can't believe you still remember yeah

dog sunday

that's funny once did you see

that girl that adult actress might be there you think still

she ain't flashing

yeah sunday i mean uh giddham pulled it up

did you see it brie yeah i saw this

did you see the other one with the little kid flexing his muscles yeah yeah i think it's funny too that they call him oil cans oh wait no this is a different one i i saw a different i saw a different video of a lady flashing for the oilers No, it wasn't for the Oilers.

It must have been for somebody else.

What's the matter?

Fucking get them.

Can't you fucking get them?

Jesus.

Don't you wish you were invisible?

Well, that's it.

That's the game.

Sunday,

you barely squeaked it out, but

I was

betting my money on you having the pulse of America.

He practically called me a commie.

A pinko.

You lost by one.

You only lost by one, but I was vibing

by by the white whiskers on my chin.

Not on my hair.

Not on my head.

Just on my chin.

But yeah, so, Bri, you're nice showing.

You know, you definitely

didn't, you know, have no reason to hide your head in shame.

Yeah, sorry, Morgan.

I tried.

Yeah.

Tell them Steve Dave on that.

I guess so, yeah.

All right.

Tell him, Steve Dave.