#587: Namby Pamby

Not knowing is one of the greatest joys of life.

thinking about phoners.

Yeah, hormones, they're tricky.

Dude.

That's awesome.

What's going on, huh?

Everybody with your red voice.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Tell him Steve Dave.

Hey, Walt.

Hello.

And Q.

Hello.

If you can stop having diarrhea for two seconds.

I'm going to try.

I fear that you may have been subjected to a bug that is sweeping the northeast.

Have you heard this?

There's a stomach bug going around these parts.

There is.

Yeah.

I definitely was subjected to it.

I hate it.

I hate it.

It's like the fourth week in a row I've been sick.

They said that, let me see.

I have the article here about, oh, of course it's not working.

Why the fuck would it work?

I would take diarrhea 10 out of 10 times over throwing up.

Well, I didn't really have much diarrhea.

I don't know why that came out.

He pulled that out.

Stop

it.

No, no, no.

A conversation I wasn't privy to.

No, no.

I'm not saying it wasn't in the mix, but it wasn't the main issue.

It's called a norovirus, a hyper-contagious stomach bug.

Is that what you had?

The norovirus?

I mean, I definitely had some stomach bug because it came in like hard for three days.

One particle will get you, if you ingest one particle, it'll get you sick.

Really?

That's what it says.

So it's contagious?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I wasn't like diagnosed, but

yeah, it's like I was saying before we started recording, every time we start a season, the first month, I'm sick.

You would think by now, this many years in, you'd be like a teacher.

You know, a teacher doesn't ever get sick because he or she is so exposed to everything the kids have we have these year-long breaks now between shooting so it's like my body gets all comfy in my little bubble and then and then oh here's a hundred people a day i love that half glass full mentality my body gets all comfy rather than it gets all soft and weak because you got to build up that

because you went in that little bubble and you let your body like kind of you know kind of deteriorate

well is that glass half is that glass half full or the germs is that glass half full or delusional?

What's delusional?

I'm in my house.

There's no germs in there.

You're not getting comfy yet.

But you do.

Not just you.

Same with me.

I'm like, I didn't leave my house for, it was like a week, and then suddenly I was sick.

Yeah.

All right.

And I don't know if it's like, I guess maybe sage going in and out.

That's the thing.

You have factors.

You have the kids.

You know what I mean?

Like that, you have

ports of entry.

When I'm locked down in that house.

Basically, he was Howard Hughes.

Yeah.

Without the money.

Eating

in bottles.

That's true.

Yeah.

Counting all his money.

Emptying out tissue boxes for shoes.

Do you see yourself getting that way?

Like a germaphobe?

Oh, I read it.

I think I went through that already.

Yeah.

No.

Because I know you're more hypersensitive to germs and people coughing in your mouth and that kind of stuff.

And it's just the sheer amount of people that that I interact with

that makes me nervous.

Because I get sick, and I get sick every week.

My life has not been right since we got back from that cruise.

So I was just trying to

get it.

But you're having problems.

You were mentioning you were having some.

Oh, yeah.

The day I got off the boat, I was fine.

The next day, it was two solid weeks of what I thought was COVID.

And then turned into this lingering chest thing that just would not go away.

Like the cough would not go away.

It's fucking rough.

And then I think, too, it's like,

I know, Walt, I don't know if you see this too, but like, are you sick of winter yet?

The fucking dark, the cold.

Like, I'm at that point where it's like just waking up in the dark is like starting to get to me.

I have, well, I don't wake up until about 10 o'clock or 11.

Yeah, that's it.

So

usually the sun's up.

The sun's not up.

Yeah.

The sun's on its way down by then.

If it's dark at 10 in the morning, we got big problems.

But I have never been one.

I know both of you guys have mentioned that

you guys don't like winter.

It kind of fucks at your head.

But yeah, luckily, I've never been affected by the seasons.

It doesn't really matter to me if it's winter or summer.

It's the same.

Yeah, I really don't even, other than

what you're going to pick out of your wardrobe that day.

Sure.

It's really the only factor for me is for winter or summer.

This fucking guy in his normal mental state, it fucking drives me crazy sometimes.

That doesn't affect me.

Meanwhile, every little thing I'm like, should I kill myself for this?

Should I kill myself for that?

That's the thing.

Is this going to be the thing?

Is it that normal, though?

Is it that common though for people to be affected by the seasons?

Oh, yeah.

I find that so strange.

Let me look it up.

Well, I mean, I'm okay.

Like, I'm good sailing through most of the season, but it does hit a point for me where I'm like, I've had enough.

Like, I've had enough.

In about six months, I'm going to hear this.

I'm going to be like, I'm so sick of the heat.

No.

I'm telling you, I'm going to hear it.

I said the same thing the other day to Mary Beth.

I was like, in July or August, I'm going to be like, why the fuck is it so hot out here?

No, I never.

That's me and my pool then, man.

That's not.

I love it.

Yeah.

Can we find the incidence of,

let's see, incidence of seasonal affective disorder?

What is this?

We're trying something new?

Oh, that's really not that many people.

I'm just providing information.

So this is Ginnam's job now.

He's going to

television.

I love it.

Unfortunately, Walt, you can't see it, but yeah, like he's pulling up all this seasonal affective disorder stuff.

10 to 20% of people might have mild seasonal affective disorder.

4% to 6% of people may have winter depression.

Seasonal affective disorder is four times more common in women than men.

What are they trying to call me gay?

I think so.

Gay boys, gay boys, who san gay boys.

I'll get picked on by scientists.

Why do you think it is in women more than men?

Do you think it has anything to do with

maybe they're home more?

Like, maybe.

I was going to say hormones, not home.

Oh, really?

Oh, they're hormones, maybe?

Yeah.

Driving them crazy.

Yeah, hormones, they're tricky.

Dude.

That's all I'm saying.

What's going on, huh?

Everybody

voice.

No, not even her.

I think it's me.

I think I'm hormonal.

Oh, yeah, you got too many hormones.

I think so.

I might have a couple too many.

Like, there's menopause for women, but what's like

hardened my ignorance, yeah, like menopause.

There's a menopause.

Am I going through it?

Why?

What's going on?

I might be past it.

I think, yeah, like ever since I was a kid.

I've been in 25, you've been in this small

menopause.

How long is this going to last?

Male menopause.

Methoreality

just pulled up.

It's

decreasing testosterone levels related to aging.

Now, see, that shouldn't happen to me, though, because I take that testosterone supplement.

I take like a shot at home once a week.

Once a week.

You administer your own shot?

Yeah, but it's like

it sounds more impressive than it is.

I'm not like finding a vein or something.

It's like this cylindrical thing that's about maybe six inches long, and you just, it feels like somebody's pressing their finger against your side, like firmly.

Like, you don't

feel a needle or anything like that.

Are you sure that

your batch

hasn't expired?

You're sure that all your whatever you're.

Mary Bett said that the other night.

She's like, Sam, your batch expired.

What are you trying to say?

I'm howling.

I didn't see it ending that way, but if it has to end, that would be pretty funny.

But like, could it be like, do you make sure, like, like the, I imagine there's a shelf like they have to keep keep it frozen?

No, no, no.

It's this thing.

They, I get it once a month.

They, they send me in the mail, they'll send me these four injector things once a week.

Yeah.

And, like, what it does, like, you have to.

Oh, my gosh.

We had a doorbell.

That doorbell has a wrong.

Ever since we started doing that.

We got to customer, man.

Don't let him know we're in here.

He's adorable.

Nah, it closes on his.

Okay, so now it says how to self-inject testosterone.

Yeah, it's it's drop it.

No, this is not the way I do it.

I'm not checking for air bubbles in the syringe.

Like after you inject it, are you like Popeye?

Like

no,

no, there's when it's like boing

for the cannons on Popeye's bike

zoomed off.

No, I wish.

I wish there was something like that, but it definitely, like, it's supposedly supposed to help with depression and stuff like that.

Okay.

So I guess maybe I wouldn't be as depressed because, in like, as well as the low testosterone levels, then, like, you know, you have a hard time getting a boner and stuff if you have low testosterone.

Sure.

So, that's going to depress you even more because you're starting to feel your age and you're starting to feel like, oh my God, like, what's happening to me?

I'm losing my boner.

Yeah, my boner's gone.

Yeah.

That's a miracle, right?

Like, you need all these things

to

arouse you,

and you never really thunk about it like since the age of nine.

Like, it was like you could get one just by, like, if thinking about something.

If you saw, yeah, like, if you saw like

a lady on a pancake box, you know, like at Food Town, you know, that could get you aroused.

I told her about Aunt Jemima?

Back in the good old days,

we could oggle Aunt Jemima

before the Libbies came in and took her away from us.

She was so hot, man.

Why did they take Aunt Jemima away?

Ms.

Butterworth, they took away all of them.

But now you guys.

Does it seem silly in retrospect that we get rid of Aunt Jemima?

Wasn't she there for all of us?

She was there for all of us.

And not only that, I read an article where Aunt Jemima's family was like, they took it away from us.

Like in our town, like we were, we were something.

Oh, they were the Jemima's.

They were the Jemimas.

Yeah, they were like, it was a big fucking deal that

our relative, our grandmother, I guess, or whoever, was Aunt Jemima.

And then they went and changed it.

And it was like, suddenly, we weren't special anymore.

Because I was thinking about phoners, and I was...

I got a clip for this week.

I ever seen this show Naked and Afraid?

I have heard a lot about it.

I've never seen it.

So they drop a man and a woman into this incredibly

tough terrain.

Yeah.

And you have maybe sandals

for your bottom of your feet and a satchel bag to cover your privates that inevitably is constantly falling away from your private.

So they have to tile it out or digitize digitize it to make it get it on Discovery Channel.

And

a lot of shit happens.

It goes down.

Like, you know, so maybe somebody's attacked by, you know, a hornet,

like hornets and something, or sun, or they go into a lake and there's like some sort of like eel or something.

Are they allowed to fashion clothes from like leaves?

You're not supposed to, because that's part of the titillation factor, I think.

But are you just getting unwritten rule?

Bitten by bugs and shit all day.

Yeah, well, that's part of it.

That's how man who would live and wore clothes.

Well, this is an endurance test.

Yeah, it's like a competition, right?

Competition between the sexes.

Oh, it's man versus woman?

Yeah.

I thought it was couples versus other couples.

Boobies out all the time.

That's getting more cut.

That's what I was saying.

How distracting.

If I was attacked by

maybe some sort of like, you know, some angry-ass fire ants and I'm all laid up.

And this is what happens.

And

they have to helicopter out some people who have to tap out of the competition.

Okay.

But no matter what happens to me, I constantly got a boner because there's a naked person.

How distracting would it have been to

the whole telecast?

No matter what malady pops off.

I just got to look over.

And so there's that peripheral vision.

I see a naked girl.

It's like your loin cloth going up, like in history of the world.

Camera Vince just doesn't know what to do.

Do we really have to?

I mean, come on.

It's every day.

I'm like near death's door, and the helicopter is about to come, and

I get another glimpse.

It happens.

That horny editing bay, they're just like, what the fuck do we do?

Yeah, it's like every shot.

We might have to scrap this episode.

We don't have the budget for the tiling it's going to take.

That's what I would be terrified of.

Like, if I was a guy who was into this and I was like one of these outdoorsmen who wants to put test himself against nature and everything, that's the one thing I'd be like, well, how do I be in the presence of a a naked girl the entire time?

And the whole time you're thinking, it's like, you know, don't think of a white elephant.

You're con then you're thinking of a white elephant the whole time you're thinking, don't get aroused.

You're going to get aroused.

Well, you're naked and afraid.

You're out in the woods.

So like.

Your normal standards probably don't even apply.

Yeah.

You know, like you're like, here's what I like in a woman.

but that all goes out the door when you're naked and afraid of it.

I'm just afraid I'm going to get a heart on you.

That's the only thing I'm afraid of.

Let me rephrase.

I know I'm getting a heart.

I'm afraid it's happening.

I'm afraid.

Yeah, I just would think that.

I wonder if that has come up, though, like behind the scenes on any of these productions.

It has to have, right?

I mean, even like they have, now they have intimacy counselors on movies where if there's a love scene, like like they have a counselor go in and like, I guess, talk to people and

all that stuff.

To counsel you on what?

I guess

choreographed basically love scenes now.

Like a fight scene.

Yes.

And then put your hand here at this point.

But don't slide it down here.

There's an is a zone you're allowed.

Like it's all worked out.

It's negotiated through the actor and actresses and the intimacy coordinator is there to make sure

that

it's adhered to.

Do you think Clark Gable needed an intimacy coach?

I know he didn't want one.

You think May West needed an intimacy coach?

Some actors.

They knew what to do.

They knew what the deal was.

I'll tell you what, I've never heard a single female actress I know.

Every one of them has rolled their eyes on it.

And it's actually more of a pain in the ass.

Oh, okay.

But, you know, if it helps, I guess.

I don't know.

But that's another situation in which.

I don't know.

I'll never be in a love scene, so it does not fucking matter.

You haven't requested any love scenes yet in IG?

I have, but Murray

hasn't agreed to yet.

I thought he'd be easier.

But that's one of those situations where you're

like, it's out of your control.

Like, if you're in a love scene and it's like you're on top of this hot actress, like, you have to jerk off first, right?

You have to.

Got it.

Before you go out there.

But also,

is it an insult to

the person you're acting against if you aren't aroused when you're doing those things?

Like, how can you be that detached?

From the act if you're like kissing and patting and

and something doesn't happen, maybe you take that salt pita before.

Oh,

no, what's that do?

That was like what they used to give the uh men in the military, okay.

They put it in their gruel, so they don't get boners.

They wouldn't get boners then throughout war, all the world wars that were fought.

All the men were hopped up on salt pita.

That sounds dangerous to me.

You're taking away Americans' boners.

You know what I mean?

The enemy might win that battle.

Gruns, G.I.

Joe, they need the Joes need those boners to remind them what they're fighting for, man.

You can't take it away.

Speaking German.

Yeah.

If they put too much saltpeter in that fucking groove.

If the only way we can win the war is by neutering our boners, that's a war I don't want to win.

How does it get?

What's that salt?

Is it called saltpeter?

Yeah, you're right.

It's a potassium nitrate,

a chemical compound with a sharp, salty, bitter taste.

And effects on humans, saltpeter and other nitrates have a long history of medical use, but it's toxic in high doses and can produce symptoms ranging from a mild headache and upset stomach to kidney damage and dangerously altered blood pressure.

Jesus.

Jeez.

Here you go, boys.

They're saying they put it in some eggs in prisons.

To stop all the...

Oh, here's the problem with that theory.

Bacon contains saltpeter.

It's part of the curing solution.

If saltpeter made your dick not work, your dick wouldn't work if you ate bacon.

Yeah, but I mean, how much.

I think you're talking.

I mean, this is just a little bit of a problem.

Remember that time Q fucking went down because he ate too much bacon?

Really?

I noticed how soft he was.

Remember when we were working at a con?

Yeah.

And he sat out for like two days because he kept going back to San Diego.

Bacon.

He probably did kidney damage to himself.

He ate all that bacon.

No boners plus kidney damage.

If you recall, I'm not sure.

My boner worked just fine.

Yeah, that's the three bear that weekend.

Oh, man.

But I know

I wouldn't say it on air, which is I know lame to everybody at home, but I know for a fact there's like one love scene.

I talked to one of the actresses that was in it, and she's like, no, we actually just went for it.

We threw everybody out, but a cameraman and just really fooled around.

Really?

Yeah.

How far?

Two.

What does that mean?

Pretty far.

It seemed pretty far.

And this was a legitimate movie, not a porno?

No, it was a legit movie.

The legit movie.

There's three people involved.

It was a three-way, and I heard that they

the actress told me, she's like, we really went for it.

We threw out everybody but a cameraman.

So they got drunk and they did it.

So I guess there's just like,

you know, it's up to whatever level of comfort people have, man.

Yeah.

Uh-oh.

False is what I'm seeing up on Giddam Screen.

The belief that Salt Peter will reduce

sex drive is an urban legend.

Rumors persist that authorities add this preservative to food served at institutions like military prisons, all-male boarding schools, and summer camps.

A summer camp?

You got a boner at summer camp?

That's what they're for.

All the movies I saw in the 80s, all those boys just trying to get into the girls' cat, the girls' cat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Across the lake.

I got a dyslexia clue for you.

Oh.

What's the opposite of Salt Peter?

Oh.

Salt Peter.

Come on, boys.

Pepperjack.

Spanish fly, bro.

Spanish.

Come on.

No.

Yeah.

What do you mean, no?

Yeah, but you're breaking your own rules.

It's not the opposite of

the words.

Saltpeter, the product, the chemical, or whatever.

Yeah, but don't you normally go like

word for word?

Yeah, normally it's word for word.

But saltpeter is one word, isn't it?

Yeah.

But Spanish fly isn't it?

Yeah, but it's the, it has the opposite effect.

It gets you.

You're right.

I don't know why I'm bothering.

He's right.

You know the rules.

Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry, well,

you're absolutely crazy.

That song, Wet Ass Pussy, and then

whatever company is making Spanish fly

should license that song.

We live in a time where that's one of the most popular songs out there.

I saw.

We grew up in such an innocent time, relatively, didn't we?

We had Nirvana, man.

We had 70s fucking air supply and slow shit.

I saw a comedian online that was hysterical.

He made the analogy.

He's like,

he was talking about how Baby It's Cold Outside, you know, people were championing to get it banned.

And he goes, while this is going on, the number one song in America is Wet Ass Pussy.

They were trying to get what banned?

Baby It's Cold Outside.

Oh, right, right.

How does this make any sense?

People want that song canceled, but Baby It's Cold Outside, but the number one song in America is White Ass Pussy.

Or WAP.

What is it called?

Whap.

Yeah.

I saw a rendition of it on the Joker's Cruise proving even more that

there was a...

You guys are lucky you guys didn't turn into fucking salt.

Salt Peter.

No, do you remember that?

What was that?

Sodom and Gomorrah.

That boat.

I mean, you're lucky that boat, everybody in that boat didn't turn into salt.

Of what

the stories I've been hearing.

Lots wife turning around and turning into a pillar of salt.

Well, let's see.

Let's see what stories we get back.

I think it might be

post-pandemic.

People are ready to go crazy.

I don't know if it's.

I think the VSQ boat's going out this week.

Yeah, VSQ boats at sea.

Yeah.

Oh, it's out right now?

Yeah.

Okay, so I wonder if they'll come back with tales of

the bottom of the boat.

Was Ming on that one?

Yeah.

I think he's on.

Okay.

What kind of question is that?

I think he's gotten a job with the cruise line now.

He's going to be their gopher.

He would kind of fit in.

He could be a cruise director.

Oh, yeah.

He has the energy and the

Julie McCoy of.

Have you seen any cruise directors on the cruise?

I haven't seen anybody.

Like, no one's like.

That I've noticed.

I'm working so much that it's hard for me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nobody comes up and we just get to know the security guys really well.

Yeah, the only people that, yeah, the people that introduce themselves are the security guys and the people at the buffet.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the people at the buffet are always like, washi-washi?

Yeah, those guys

spray

with the stuff.

The washi-washi people are famous, man.

Everybody loves quoting them on the boat.

Washi-washi, they're smart.

They know what they're doing.

They know.

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Why did we skip an episode?

Because you were not feeling well and I was not feeling well.

Yeah,

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I'm in the middle of it now.

You were sick with something else that week.

It's been, yeah, it's been one thing after another.

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Now we can move on to talking more about

going to fucking Pam at Edgar's house yesterday.

And

really, for the first time ever, I'm like, I'm concerned for Edgar.

I'm like, how does he handle this?

Every day.

Like on Fridays, usually Sage will go to her mother's house.

And

here's the deal.

Sage gets home from school.

we go we we pick up McDonald's for her she has her McDonald's snack on Fridays then we go to Pam and Edgar's we bring the dog he gets to play with Pam and Edgar's dog

and Edgar's like so what's been going on and like

I have nothing going on

so I'm like nothing what's going on with you nothing going on with him

and he seems defeated

is he retired He's retired.

Yeah.

So he's home now all the time.

He's home all the time with my mother and my sister comes over a lot and i'll say this

being caught in a conversation with those two

so pam won

she won dude

marybeth pointed it out she was like pam can say anything she wants to edgar like busting his balls or making a smarmy remark but the second like edgar says something back even the most mildest thing she snaps on him oof yeah pimpin' strong it's yeah i'm like how did this happen how did this turnaround happen and i think edgar was just like i just i I fucking give up.

I give up.

I fucked up everything from the fucking second I fucking conceived that stupid asshole of a son of mine until this very moment.

It all started at the flower show, man.

Yeah.

If he had never gone to the flower show, who knows how different his life might have been?

Yeah, but this doesn't mean it's going to be better.

Could be worse.

Doesn't mean it's going to be better.

No, but he was in military school.

He had to drop out because of me.

Oh, he might have been

a four-star general.

He could have been.

Or he could have been in fucking Nom.

He probably would have gone to Nom.

He could have had his legs blown.

I saved his life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The only reason he's not hobbling around like Captain Dan is because of me.

Lieutenant Dan.

Lieutenant Dan.

Yeah.

Wow.

How old is he now?

He is 77.

And Pam is about to turn 78

on February 2nd.

Insisting that she would be, she's living to 100.

She doesn't care.

She's hobbled over as fuck.

Like she's all bent over.

She's like got that old lady bent over thing.

Is it inevitable that a marriage that goes on that long is inevitably going to get to that point where it's just

somebody gives up?

I think it's likely, but

I don't think it's inevitable, but I think it's likely.

That's a long time.

That's a lot of hours put into that.

And you're not the same person.

Like you're just, you just like, I don't feel like the same person I was 10 years ago, let alone fucking 20 years ago.

So

what's it going to be like 20 years from now?

You know, it's like, you're not the same persons, and they're not the same person.

So it's likely that the two new people that have replaced the old people, one, they don't look better.

They look worse.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

They're more jaded.

They're upset.

Who knows what the fuck?

Death is approaching.

So, you know, it's a stew for people to get irated at each other.

And Edgar doesn't have any hobbies?

He has his dog.

That's about it.

He takes his dog out every day.

He messes around with him.

He goes outside, like putters around in the yard, brings a dog with him.

He probably needs like one or two more hobbies.

Something of he needs something like one woodwork.

He needs one more good interest that he can escape from.

He would be great at Woodworth.

He'd be great.

He's had a lifetime of experience.

Is he into wood anymore, though?

That's the thing.

He's done it for so long.

He's like, I don't want to

get any wood.

Pam's like, I agree.

Yeah, exactly.

I agree, ass.

He's not enough wood for a lifetime.

See what that wood produced?

Yeah.

Ruined our lives.

Hey, guys.

I'm here with the dog.

You're in your stupid wood.

Look at God and I'm like, what are you guys talking about?

If only the saltpeter really worked.

Yeah, but you said you were bored lately.

You've been bored lately.

Extremely.

You need a hobby, too.

I know.

I tried

with the guitar.

I still love to read.

And my, yeah, I still read.

Yeah, but I can only read.

I can only read read so much.

My hand started shaking.

Like when I'm playing, I think I take this medication that makes my hands shake now a little bit.

So it's like I can't really.

So you gave up on the guitar?

Yeah, kind of.

Well, I didn't give up.

I didn't get rid of everything.

I just stopped playing for a little bit.

You gave up on your mentor or the guy you were paying to?

My guy, yeah, my guitar teacher guy.

Yeah, I told him, I was like, let me try to get this medication figured out and then we'll get back to it.

So, yeah, so like

easy letdown.

Maybe take up saxophone

or drums.

Drums are a lot of work.

Saxophone when you play against the moonlight, you know, with the shirt off and look real sexy.

Fucking the moon and shirt.

We're about to come out and see you.

What about the triangle?

Triangle?

Dude, you fucking laugh.

I played the triangle in a parade once.

Do you remember?

Go back to your roots.

I should go back.

Sometimes I think that I'm like, if I just went back and did everything differently,

everything would be all right.

But why isn't everything all right?

Everything is all right.

Everything is all right.

That's why I can't figure it out.

I can't figure.

I think I'm not a good self-starter.

Yeah.

I'm not good at like

self-motivation.

You know, I get up and I do dumb stuff around the house.

When we should be doing it, you have an example?

What was something you consider dumb?

Like cleaning the kitchen or like

it's things that need to get done.

Right.

But it's not like, it doesn't, I don't know, I don't feel like it, it's just like it's maintenance.

I'm not like going forward with anything.

I thought about like maybe learning Spanish because when we were doing Comic Book Men the other day for Patreon, Muse says something about wanting to learn Spanish, and this was 2015.

Muse, Jason Muse?

Jason Muse, yeah.

Was in here?

No, no, no.

We were doing Comic Book Men, and he was on the

show.

Yeah, we do that.

Yeah, we do a look back, and he was on the episode.

and he was saying that he wanted to learn Spanish, and this is 2015.

And I'm thinking, I'm like, if he actually did it, he would be fluent by now.

Sure.

I don't think he did, though.

I don't know, but if I had to guess, if I don't think he did either, as far as I know.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't want to poo-poo, but I feel like learning a new language at this point,

I don't know if

you gain out of it.

How often would you get to drop your

almost never?

I don't have anybody to practice with.

I did try to take Spanish lessons from a lovely Spanish less, but that got shut down.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I was told no.

Who's the less?

She's an aunt.

She's a 13%er.

Lives in Mexico.

And the missus was like...

I think she thought she was too hot to be my teacher.

All right.

What about Victor or Alex then?

Same thing.

They're too hot.

I don't even know if they speak Spanish.

Have you ever heard them speak a word of Spanish?

I think

me and Alex, when we text, we do call each other Romano and stuff.

I think they had a restaurant, though.

And I thought they said that there was a

large clientele was

a Spanish community.

I don't know why I think that, but I thought that.

I thought it was a Spanish restaurant.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's a Mexican restaurant.

So,

yeah, I guess.

I mean, one would tend to think that you would need to be able to

be able to at least know a little.

Did I know the two of them own a Mexican resident?

No, their parents do.

Have we never

put it or anything like that?

I don't think so.

Well, they closed that restaurant down, and

now they have a place at the Columbus Flea Market.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, they have like a trailer that they like a food truck.

Oh, that's an idea that they do.

I think they're coming back in the spring.

I don't think they kept the truck in the dead of winter, though.

Even though that auction is open year-round, I don't know.

I think he told me that they're coming back in March or April.

I don't know why I think that, but I think he said that.

Kennedy's tracking the Norwegian Pearl.

The view of SKU cruise over here.

Is that where they're at?

No, that's where they're at eight hours ago.

That's what he did the entire time you guys were on.

Really?

Tracked it?

Yeah, every time he looked over his computer, he was looking at the screen.

He could have came.

Why did he come?

Yeah, he's a conundrum.

He is a conundrum.

I wonder if he would have liked it.

I think so.

Yeah.

I think he, though, I think him getting

he, I don't know if he knows what to say when when he's in a group of other people

with his drinking, though.

I think he might have maybe fallen overboard.

He might get a little caught up in

the lubrication.

Well, we could give him to Ming to watch, and Ming and him could like.

Ming would have won.

I don't know how big this guy will watch you.

I don't know.

At your birthday party at that club that you had, I saw Ming watching Giddam, and it didn't seem to be a good pairing.

They were both drunk and dancing and all kinds of

me and Giddam went to the

big outdoor game at the Delta.

I saw that on the Instagram.

Yeah.

It was cold yeah

it looked miserable just like like your face even though like you're in the picture like looking like you're kind of trying to smile your face just looks frozen well yeah because at a certain point it's hard to even speak correctly because pronunciate the words through frozen face gets a little bit difficult but

so many great stories that get him has but he can't tell them

on mic you know you can have you can have those dissenters to thank for that yeah who didn't want him on mic anymore so i can't tell you the fucking crazy ass story

that happened.

You're not going to.

I'm not going to.

Thank you.

They don't want to hear it.

This is the stage you're on.

Okay.

If they didn't want to hear Giddam speak, I'm sure they don't want to hear stories about Giddam either, then.

Even though this was fucking killer.

Yeah.

So funny.

So funny.

We'll never know, unless he gets voted back on months from now.

Probably like, what, three people complained online.

He goes off for six months

withholding get them stories.

Ming was up there, too.

Ming was at the game.

Yeah.

Ming was in a box, and that

lunatic left the box and hung out by our section.

Why didn't you bring you to the box?

He said it wasn't his rodeo.

That's what we asked him, can we come to your box?

And he goes, it's not my rodeo.

And I took that to mean that like he was invited by somebody and he couldn't then invite somebody else.

Yeah, I don't think he had the juice or the clout.

He's been fucking Maverick, man.

He should have just pulled you.

It's better to apologize and ask permission.

Just bring you guys in.

Be like, oh, man, I hope it's okay.

I saw my friends outside.

I brought him in.

And it's, you know, and I rarely do this.

I almost never do it.

And I didn't do it even in the moment.

But like, isn't there a good chance, like, if the guy invited Ming into his box, he knows him from something, which most likely would be a comic bookman?

And if he was like, hey, there's another comic book man outside.

Yeah.

He's freezing his balls off.

Can he come in?

He promises not to eat or drink anything of your food.

Yeah.

Can he come in?

But maybe he's unwilling

to even broach the subject.

He goes, it's not my rodeo.

Wow.

Multiple times.

Did he spend time with you at least?

Yeah, he did.

Yes, he did.

Oh, so this is the guy he's hanging out with.

I'm not sure who he is.

Brian.

Brian Esposito.

Click on his gram.

Let's see what he's doing.

Yeah, he's the guy that's fucking holding you back.

He's got a fucking suite, though.

I don't know.

At MetLife Stadium for the Devil's Outdoor Game.

That ain't no joke.

That must have cost him a suite.

Says he's an entrepreneur.

It's his job.

So he's got that.

Time is our most precious commodity.

Oh, boy.

You just.

No, I fucking, after Sage turned 18, dude, all I can think about is getting old.

Time going by.

Oh,

Muse's dog just passed away.

Fucking awful timing.

I was really sorry to hear it.

A little puppy that they got when I still lived in LA.

That's how long ago it was.

Remember their little puppy jersey?

That little tiny thing?

Was an old dog then?

Yeah, he was 17.

They left.

Jordan told me they left to go on the cruise, and they're in Miami.

And that day they get the call.

That's what I was thinking.

Yeah,

I think I would have held that information back.

Yeah.

Because that's a hell of a thing.

Like to now jump on the cruise and try to have a good time and forget all about it.

Yeah, because it also robs you of mourning, which I think is a healthy part.

You're just like, all right, time to go party.

Yeah.

But I guess also it's like, well, what do I do with them in the meantime?

What are your options?

I mean, just give it to the vet, let them go.

To the vet, let them up for a little bit.

You said something like really that just resonated with me when you said, rob you, not rob you of mourning, but I took it a different way.

If you didn't know,

it's almost like that is a gift of the ignorance is a gift for a few for a little bit.

Yes, right?

Yeah, that's

my wife.

Recently,

I'm a total anxiety fucking

lunatic with my kids and everything.

Always constantly worrying.

You don't say, constantly worry and everything.

And so they didn't, my wife didn't tell me that my daughter went to California for like a three-day trip.

And while she was there,

I knew she was going, but while she was there, she had to go to the emergency room.

Oh, shit.

Because of stomach pains and everything.

Like, they didn't know what it was.

It was that horrific.

And nobody told me

until she was cleared and everything was fine.

It turned out nothing was wrong.

Then you must deal with it.

And then I said to my wife, I was like,

let's proceed like that

going forward.

Yeah.

Because I was, there's nothing wrong.

I didn't have to stress.

I went along with my life blissfully unaware.

Life is good.

No.

Keep me in the dark on everything.

Everything.

I'm telling you, I know you

might come back and be like,

why didn't you tell me?

But I promise you, nine and a half times out of 10,

it'll be the right decision.

Not knowing is one of the greatest joys of life.

I cannot tell you how, like, when I,

I sat back and I go, I, she's fine.

I talked to her.

And three days of not, not, like, not worrying and not being totally ripping my hair out and everything.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

It was a gift that they gave me by not telling me.

I don't think that's real.

I've said on this show many times that I don't think the human mind was built for the capacity that we have of the world.

Jesus, two customers in one fucking day.

This is insane.

Did you put out the word?

No.

You won't even say no in case it's picked up on Mike.

It's incredible.

I swear to God, the last time that Dorbell has rung twice in one day,

I couldn't even tell.

It has to be over a year ago.

Wow.

Busy day today, man.

Weather's warming up.

I bet you it's the same person who forgot my wallet.

He probably heard us in here and came back to see if we could do it recorded.

Oh, there you go.

No, it's

Mrs.

Jay with her lovely new hairdo.

Yeah, she came here to get her hair cut.

Nice.

Looking good.

I'm very excited to hear that you had another dog with you today that kicks the puppy.

Yeah, I'm watching my brother-in-law's dog.

Yeah.

It was so

this is a brian.

I mean, when Brian Johnson says he needs to get out, this is a man that needs to get out.

Yeah.

I walked in here today.

It's like so funny, the shock on his face because he saw kicks first,

and he was bamboozled by the, bamboozled, a man in a stupor because he thought that I had dyed socks.

It's another Boston kicks.

And it's a much blacker fur.

So he was like, he was totally like speechless.

He thought that I had dyed socks to make her look younger.

I did.

I was like, for a second, I was like, what?

What?

And I didn't even notice that

the younger dog only has one eye.

I didn't even notice.

That's how taken aback I am.

I'm taking out.

They're doing that now?

You can die, dogs.

Oh, wait.

But this is what I was saying.

I don't think the human brain

was supposed to process all this information.

We know there's misery all along the world.

Even parents, like back in the olden day, their kids would marry and go off at 17, and you would fucking get a letter from them once a year.

You weren't constantly worried about them.

Well, you just said, like, again, another point you make, it's so, like, you say, you're not supposed to be able to worry about the state of the world.

Not at this level.

But, yeah, like.

I could give two shits about the state of the world.

The things that give me anxiety and stress are like, you know, our immediate family, that's that that circle that I live in, the people in that circle.

Like, I could give two fucks about, like, I cannot get stressed.

Just say it.

I cannot get stressed.

Just say George Floyd.

Just say it.

I cannot get stressed about and get anxiety the way I do on a level when it's personal.

It's just never going to happen.

So I don't know how people can work themselves.

Like, to me, that's another thing that I'm like, I can't identify with somebody who's that like

out of sorts with the state of the world.

Like, it gets them that much, like,

it affects

their mood that much.

To me, that is like,

how do you do that?

Well, there's no, like,

like,

let's say your daughter got sick and she's like, oh, I have these stomach issues.

Like, worst case scenario, she's like, look, I'm laid up in a hospital.

You can drive there.

You can steer.

You're under control somehow.

Like, you still have control of your situation.

Whereas the state of the world is just like, dude, every day I look at the paper and I'm like, this is fucking unbelievable.

This is unbelievable.

The shit that's happening.

But like, it's just like water off a duck's back.

Yeah.

The state of the world for me.

Unless it's something like a cataclysmic event, of course.

But otherwise, it's just noise.

And

it's the other parts of my life that give me the stress and anxiety.

It's never the world, though.

And I just don't understand how, like, do you not have enough stress in your real life that you can now take on

the world of the the world that to me seems like man you got some broad shoulders if you want to take that on too because i i couldn't do it that's you know it's just i don't know well end result is like aside from like

going online or hanging out with a friend and yapping about it like what are you doing really oh yeah or just or or

this always happens what's going on these dogs are completely

calm and everything and then she comes and

riles them all up, and now I got to get them out, and now they're going to have to urinate.

They wouldn't have to urinate it for like at least three hours.

Well, she can take them.

Oh, that one.

How did he lose his eye?

A tumor.

Oh,

behind his eye.

Very young or recent?

Within the last two years.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Yes.

If you don't have, yeah, get that dog insurance, people, or pet insurance, because

that could wipe you out when you have a dog that needs an eye operation.

Yeah.

He seems to like the dogs are amazing.

Like they, he seems to be unaffected by losing an eye.

Like that's the

beauty.

Well, I mean, yeah, all his needs are met.

Every single need that he has met.

Right, but again, that's the beauty of almost like the ignorance of like a human being loses an eye and it's traumatic and you're going to be in a state of misery.

Dog loses an eye.

That tail still wags the same way it wagged it before.

No, my sister's tail keeps wagging.

She fucking lost an eye.

She seems to not be

talking about getting a car.

I'm like, is this safe for people?

Well, you could drive with one eye, right?

Yeah, I guess you can.

I wasn't aware of that.

I thought that if you had like limited, limited eyesight, because her whole right eye, she's blind in her right eye, I believe.

So it's like you close your right eye and like, there's a whole bunch that's cut off.

Like if you're.

So she hasn't been driving for a while, huh?

No, not sometimes.

She hasn't had a car.

You can be your new gig.

Whenever your sister needs needs to go somewhere you can you can you can be a rice for her right side vision talk about a boredom buster

you think edgar looks defeated just bring a mic and please record everything that happened

oh i can't imagine it pedestrian right side pedestrian

well that like that's what happens now is like pam ends up driving my sister everywhere you know like to her uh therapy appointments and her doctor she has a whole bunch of shit going on with her knee and her back, all this stuff.

So, like, my mother, who should be being chauffeured around, ends up chauffeuring and Edgar too, chauffeurs my sister around.

Mother's work is never done.

No, no.

Yeah, that's my question.

Like, will there be a, do you think there will be an age where your daughter can reach where you're not worried?

Like, she's married, has her own family, she's living wherever.

No, you still worry, right?

I don't think you

don't think you ever lose that.

You know, I don't think you ever

not

worry to some extent.

You know, maybe

there's less worries as you know, as

they settle down into their like their daily lives.

But

I can't see that happening, though.

But it would be, I like to think it would be less

worries as time goes on.

Yeah.

Giddam's, I'm sorry, I'm distracted.

Giddam is typing my name back there, and

me as a chauffeur.

I guess it's AI or something.

I don't know about this AI shit, man.

Every time I read it, it's like, it's not good.

Why?

It's like it's taking, like, they have to now make laws that you're not allowed to do AI

presidential statements.

Like, you can't have Joe Biden saying something

through AI that you normally would not say.

Isn't it, though?

The Wild West, yes.

I read that.

I was like, yeah, good fucking luck with some of these people who are good at that shit.

They're like, fuck you.

Genie's out.

I know.

How are you going to find these guys?

If these guys

are in another country

and they scam people

with all their scams, and nobody seems to be able to find those people, now you're going to try to hunt down the guy who makes an AI of Biden.

Yeah, like a political party that you don't agree with or something.

Singing wet-ass pussy.

Yeah, now is there levels of the law?

Like, can, like, if he does something completely like,

definitely a comedic and, like, you're like singing wet-ass pussy, as opposed to, like, I now announce we are at war with Canada.

Right.

And nukes will be dropping in two hours

on Canadians or, you know, find shelter because, you know,

we're dropping fire.

That's a lot different than like, you know, Biden just singing wet-ass pussy.

That's war of the worlds type shit.

Yeah.

And people would believe it.

Enough people would believe it.

It's good enough.

I mean, if it's really him saying it, you'd be like, what the fuck?

I mean, you fucking were tricked by fucking a dog.

I know.

You thought Socks had a hair.

I was like, when did you get into AI?

That was definitely a double take.

I was like, why does she look so young?

I was like, did they tie her hair?

Oh, okay.

There's two dogs.

Socks, Lever.

Oh, she's so cute, though.

That one eye.

She's young, huh?

She's only about a year younger than Sox.

Oh, really?

Prancing.

Yeah.

Yeah, prancing about.

Yeah.

I have a buddy that works in

tech, and he told me, he's like, he goes, the AI is worse than you think.

He goes, he's like, they're dripping and drabbing now what they want.

He goes, they already have it.

The technology already exists to totally fake anything perfectly.

He's like, this role out there they're doing is to just get everybody used to it.

He goes, but the technology already exists.

Do you concern being such a public figure?

Somebody might have.

Because I know, like, you made the price for you.

You made the mistake of hanging or having a blank sheet of paper in that picture.

But also, doesn't it work to your benefit people in the public eye though?

Because now even if something shitty comes out and you really did it, you could be like, AI.

Yeah.

All AI.

Yeah, I think that,

I mean, it's a terrifying prospect, man, that somebody could just dupe you like that.

I mean, I have the.

But it is basically a get-out of jail free card because you can always say it's like it's AI.

And if you're like, sir, this is not AI.

Yes, it is.

It's AI.

And as long as you stick to your guns, it's AI.

I guess, yeah.

But I mean, it sounds like...

If there's no proof otherwise, it's like an exhausting, like an exhausting,

like you always got to lie like that.

I don't know.

Yeah, I might be a get-out-jail-free card now that you're saying it.

Wow, they really fucking...

That Taylor Swift photo is good, huh?

I mean, it looks just like her.

Oh, that's not real?

No.

Oh, okay.

So she's not bent over getting butt-fucked by the Kansas City Chiefs.

Isn't it against the law now to even look at those photos?

I thought it was.

I thought she was going after anybody who...

Who looks at them?

Who even looks at them?

Wow.

It's

if I was her, I'd be

upsetting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It would be.

It's really weird.

Like, I mean, I know.

Like, people forget.

Her songs are catchy and shit, but I don't get the Teller Swift phenomenon.

Like, more so than somebody else.

I think that's okay.

That you don't get it.

Yeah.

Don't worry too much about it.

If I said to Mary Beth, I feel like maybe her music isn't meant for me.

Yeah, it might not be.

Yeah.

She might not have crafted her

songs from

capture that age.

Oh, I hit that 50 seconds.

How many dogs are there right now?

I think with her,

it's easy to forget, like, she's a person, man.

And like, that it's easy to be like, yeah, she's rich and still successful and stuff.

But like, she's still a person.

So it's like, she's allowed to get upset by that, I think.

But you bringing back the AI thing.

If people pre-AI don't believe

or skeptic about anything they hear,

how will we live in a world with AI prevalent?

That, like, will you be able to believe anything?

I mean,

you got to hope that there's just trusted news sources that you can go to.

There aren't.

There aren't.

There are none.

I don't know.

This is one of those moments where I'm like.

Glad I don't have kids.

You know what I mean?

And I'll be dead.

Really?

Yeah, I don't.

See, to me, it's one of those things that goes back to my thing.

This is not a problem for me.

I don't give a fuck about AI.

I don't give a fuck if who's getting deep faked.

At the end of the day, it's like it doesn't affect me yet.

I guess there could be, you know, maybe somebody creates a fake AI episode of Tellum Steve Dave, but we say some really heinous shit.

I'm sure they could.

And it's like, it's that, that's not saying like that technology is just

what you're saying.

Oh, so from now on, we say whatever the fuck we want.

No.

I thought it was a new age of Tellum Steve Dave.

It's not, I assure you.

AI.

I just watched you say it.

AI.

AI, what do you want from me?

We don't have cameras in here.

Yeah, it's rough, man.

It's scary, but they're going to be able to make fucking movies.

What's his name?

Medea?

What's the guy's name that made him?

Oh, Tyler Perry.

Tyler Perry has said

he doesn't have to ever put on the makeup again.

He could just do Medea with AI now.

He could just act, and the computer in real time does the makeup on him.

So he's like, I don't have to sit in chairs anymore and shit like that.

I'm sure everyone throughout the ages

have asked themselves, like,

well, if it's, this is where technology is right now, what's it going to be like in 20 years?

But I think, like, more so than any time in history, because it moves so goddamn fast, now you can look at it and be like, in 20 years, what the fuck?

Like,

I think you're right.

Like, you're not going to give a fuck if you're deep faked because everybody's going to be getting deep faked.

Everybody's going to have their AI shot.

I know there's a lot of outrage recently because so many people are going to be put out of work because of AI.

And I say to those people, I'm like, well,

why do I care about a makeup artist or

a digital artist or anything losing their job?

And like, why do you care?

Because I didn't hear you crying when the guy who set up the pins at a bowling alley was put out of business by the automatic pin.

Pin monkey?

When the automatic pin reset machine came into existence, nobody was like crying and being like, and striking.

Well, it probably wasn't a specific job.

I also feel like Walt wasn't around for when that happens.

He's like, I didn't hear it then.

When the pin monkeys offer.

Who put up these Skittles?

It was probably the owner of the, like, Allen.

I mean,

it's changing.

Yeah, I guess.

I see it.

It's the same thing, though.

What do you think about that?

On a different scale.

Yeah.

Technology replaces jobs.

It has happened since man created the wheel.

Model T.

Sure.

You know,

before you were carrying boulders by, you know,

by someone's back.

You know, now you got the wheel and a cart, and

then you eliminate the need for that.

And that's what's going to constantly happen as technology advances.

So why am I to feel like there should be laws and you can't write a script with AI?

Because those technologies that you mentioned opened up

opened up bigger avenues.

Once you're not carrying the boulder and you're on the horse and cart, yeah, the boulder carrier might be at a job, but 50 jobs are created along the cart path.

Well, isn't that the same thing that AI will create 50 jobs?

No, no, not at all.

That's the problem.

Proofread that AI.

Do they?

What?

You just can't

go to shoot with an AI.

You've got to proofread it.

You're taking, it's the opposite is what this is doing is instead of creating all these jobs,

it's diminishing all these jobs into one asshole at a computer overlooking what AI has done and then putting it out.

Like, it's a different thing.

It's not the same.

You know what I mean?

Like, AI, I don't think, is going to create create more jobs.

It's just going to take away.

What the fuck do I know?

Well, would you feel like, let's say, Scorsese was still like in his heyday of making movies, you know, like it's back goodfellows' time.

If Casino was written by AI as opposed to Nicholas Pelagia and Martin Scorsese, like, sure.

I wonder how I would approach it.

If it's like, it's like, it's a Martin Scorsese-esque script,

but it's not him, you know.

Well, like, I wonder, I just wonder if I would be prejudiced against that, even like to go see it.

Well, you put your stuff once that happens, then it's fucking screenwriters are in a lot of trouble.

Yeah.

So, I don't know.

It's a thorny one, man.

It's going to be done.

Somebody's going to do it.

Someone's going to make a movie based on an AI script.

How you can even prove it's AI anyway.

Let's say you're a screenwriter and you just put it through AI and they turn it in with your name on it.

How will anybody ever know?

Maybe they, maybe they won't.

That's what I wonder.

Like, how will anybody ever know as long as you don't admit it was artificially created?

Yeah, and it's probably like, like you say, it's not perfected to the point where it's like,

let's go to picture with this.

But you could bang out a first draft.

But you can get a first pretty solid first draft and go back and tweak it.

That's nuts.

Yeah.

That's crazy, but I don't know, man.

It's scary, dude.

Yeah.

It's a scary world ahead of us.

What's next?

Pay attention to you and yours, not the world at large.

All you can do is keep your eye.

Like you say, you can't look too

far outside your circle because

at the end of the day, it really doesn't matter.

Right.

You're going to spend all your time screaming about politics and all this other bullshit.

Meanwhile, your family's home, like,

not getting attention.

You know?

I mean, if you're that into it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Something, yeah, you can't.

Yeah.

No person

can devote

the time to the world.

At something's expense, then.

Well, especially with like every time you turn around, there's a new cause.

Only the young, and that's why you only see young people involved in the heavy, like, liberal and progressive stuff is because they have the energy for it.

Well, there's politicians.

Oh, well, those guys are getting paid.

I'm talking about people who are just in it for the social cause.

You don't go out and march anymore.

Your marching days are over?

Oh, my God.

I march to the bathroom.

I march back to the bed.

Well, maybe this is the answer answer to your boredom, man.

Maybe you need to get behind some causes.

Cause

all right, I got a couple in mind.

Yeah.

Maybe just run them by us before we start marching.

You don't want me marching without supervision.

Yeah, just run it by us.

We'll put Ming on you.

The maverick.

Did you notice you have some straws there?

First thing I noticed when I came in today was

a big old thing of straws.

Now, did you already tell him about the straws?

Okay.

If he said he said he bought them for me.

If this blew my mind.

Those are good straws.

Those are milkshake straws.

These are nice straws, man.

This blew my mind because I looked at it and I was like, what's with all the straws?

I know I'm breaking a rule here.

I know

talking about get them when nobody wants to hear about get them, but this is more about Q.

Yeah.

50 count.

And he goes, they're for Q.

And I was just like, why does Q need all those straws?

He goes, well, if you remember, last time he was here, he said that he needs better straws.

Because I stole straw from a coffee ship from the coffee shop.

And I was like, oh, I love this straw.

And I say,

do you recall this conversation happening at all?

Was I in the room?

Because I'm like, because if not, then that's some fatal attraction shit right there that he's paying attention to every word that you say.

Like, were you talking to Ginnam at that point, or was it just something he overheard?

I don't remember because you were with me, right?

When I was still, or no.

No, you told me that you did.

Look,

I didn't recall it being that big of a thing.

Like, look, I love the guy, but it didn't occur to me to get him straws.

And did you go out?

Yeah, like, if I, I'm sorry, yeah, me too.

Like, but, like,

like, if I was out and about and I saw a bag of straws, even if I remembered the conversation, I don't think I'd be like, look, he needs good straws.

Yeah.

I mean, that's nice, man.

See, that's a cause I want him to get behind.

Because he is affecting his world.

He went out and he made the world a little bit better.

And I think that's.

And how are those straws better than

your average?

Well, you're involved in this story, Walter.

Do you remember when you gave me that Baron

drinking mug?

Oh, somebody sent that in, right?

Right, and you had given it to me to try.

It has become like, that's my.

That's your go-to.

That's my go-to every day, all day.

But

it's long.

Yes.

And so the straws that I use at home, you know, try to do that paper thing.

You can't fucking do it.

Tried to do the bamboo thing, and it was.

Well, that's Brian's cause, too.

He was going to get on the paper straw cause.

Against, though.

Against.

Against the paper straws.

I'm still a gutstomber.

I fucking hate paper straws.

So then.

Did you see all those

flights flying out of Vegas, all those private planes and shit?

Yeah.

But soggy straws for everyone.

What's this now?

Oh, another cup.

A four-colored demon.

He has to make his presence known.

Get him.

Yeah.

Even if he's not talking.

I interrupted about the straws.

No, no.

So that was it.

So when I was at the coffee shop down in Airport Plaza today, I saw they had these thick black straws.

And I stole.

I was like, finally, I have a straw and it fits to the bottom of my cup, sticks out.

Get them.

I can't tell you how well timed this is.

Boris chewed the shit.

I came down this morning.

Boris chewed the shit out of the straw because I left it out last night.

So I needed straws.

And here comes my boy, get them.

You have straws probably to last you two, 2050.

These are 50 straws.

Yeah, these are a lot of straws.

Yeah, but I appreciate it, man.

And are they the right length?

They are.

They look like the right length to me, yeah.

Yeah, how?

All right, good forget them.

Yeah, man.

Get them dude.

Get up.

Thank you, pal.

I was going to say, maybe not paper straws, but maybe my cause could be like maybe listening a little more carefully to people and like picking up on hints.

And like, you know,

I could have come in with some straws, although it would have been, then he would have had a lot of straws.

But things of that ilk, you know?

I don't know.

Yeah, like

I think the world would be nicer if we all listened to our friends a little bit more and then brought gifts for them.

Don't you think?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviously, yeah, that would be.

But to me, I was blown away by the fact that he remembered and was like, he made a point to

make sure he found you good.

Well, he's in love with Q, though.

He's like Ming.

He's in love with Q.

Like when I come in, I don't have a candy cane or water or straws or any of this stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I'm lovable, dude.

What do you want from it?

Hey, you don't got to tell me.

Yeah, man.

Get him know something's coming.

He wants in that pool again.

He's trying to

grease me up right now for it.

I'll take it.

I'll take a look at it.

Start early in the season.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pool's got to be open sooner or later.

Yeah.

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I'm not even going to ask Mary Beth because I don't care about her opinion.

Dick size doesn't matter.

It doesn't.

I'm reading this in the New York Post.

A size matter.

Age-old penis debate finally settled in ground

articles.

I wonder if it was there by Rebecca Scanlon in Australian news.

Yes, it's saying here that

they analyzed 265 sex toys

and study factors such as size, material, price, and even customer reviews to uncover what women really like in bed.

And it turns out...

The whole bigger is better is not necessarily true.

Women don't place considerable emphasis on large, phallus size.

It's more about girth than length.

And it says, the surprise bedroom revelation came after it was found out the average penis length has increased over the past 30 years.

How does that happen?

The average penis size has grown 24%

in about three years.

What a bunch of small dick guys 24 years ago.

Wait, what?

That's what it says here.

I don't mean to offend anybody, but

if it's an Australian making that case, does it really matter though?

Like, I mean, if it was an American author,

it may mean maybe more so.

Do you feel that Australia, the third world country,

has no business talking about anything medical?

Tanger Lane, Australia.

Talking to us about some kangaroos or some shit like that.

But why?

Isn't this the news that men, wouldn't we all want to embrace this?

Isn't this

like, doesn't this up Australia's standing?

Like, they gave this one to us.

Or is this just another thing, another

way to make everybody just feel good, like another.

Well, don't we need that?

You know, but there's at a certain point, it's just like everybody, everything's fine.

Everyone,

size doesn't matter.

Everybody's beautiful.

Everybody's wonderful.

Everybody's a fucking precious,

you know,

commodity.

Yeah.

Most people are shit.

That's the fact.

We're finally getting the news that men have wanted to hear for generations, and you guys are poo-pooing it.

This should be celebrated.

This is from a viable news source, maybe.

This is.

Well, the post said it.

The post said it was.

This is news.com.Australia.

Yeah, they picked it up from the Australian

news.

I see.

I mean, how serious do you take it?

There's a guy with a cucumber hanging out of his pants in the article.

I don't know, man.

I think you guys are looking at gift Aussie in the mouth.

How big are dicks going to to get then if over the past 30 years they increased from 4.8 inches to 6 inches?

How's it possible?

I don't know.

It says while more studies are needed to confirm the findings, it confirmed the determine the cause.

Well, let's look at other parts of the body too.

Are they growing too?

American.

Are they like your fingers or your toes or something?

Or your butt.

Well, it might be something that's like,

it might be an evolution thing where like women are only fucking guys with bigger penis, thus the general population's penis size is getting bigger because that's where all the donors so so the small dicks are getting edged out by women who are like get away from

yeah what's up but how can like well they're gonna fuck someone once and then see if it's a small dick and be like hey man i'm not gonna go on a second date i'll throw that one back yeah and then they they meet like a nice what did they say seven inches whatever and they're like i can marry this and then they have kids with this and then those kids have seven inch bricks

right isn't that how evolution works or even bigger if this trend continues Yeah.

Doctor, you might get picked up and become a Dr.

Quinn.

I believe in Australia.

I am a doctor.

His big dong theory.

This is the Australians, man.

I can't take credit for this.

Well, your theory now is,

yeah, the girls are only fucking guys with big dicks.

Have kids.

We got kids with big dicks.

Yeah.

Hog begets hogs.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's all.

It says here to sort of

they give their own version of what they think it is,

their own analysis.

Chemical exposure from pesticides or hygiene products could be one of the various factors causing the quick growth.

Such chemicals can disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormones.

Going right back to the beginning, we circle back the hormones.

That's a more

insidious

version.

Well, your version was a lot more sexier.

Yeah, like at least it was only prejudice against small dick guys now it's like we got chemicals and pesticides in our endocrine but they're making our dicks bigger though so people can be in their garages just spraying fucking like adreno in their mouth or whatever

what's that shit roundup

drink a glass of roundup every morning

yeah

did you ever did you you ever like give any thought to the size of your dick growing up where you're just like it's oh sure yeah Yeah, because you know, you have, you're going up into the male showers.

I know you guys didn't do that when you were

in early school.

So, yeah, you're always

hidden.

Safe.

You're always, you're always, it's like, it's right in your face.

It's like, what do you, do you measure up?

Do you not measure up?

And you see, you know.

You know, then there's like, thank God, there's always this one guy.

It looks like he's got a vagina.

God, I'm not that guy.

Yeah, because no matter how small you are, nobody's paying attention to you if the guy that has the vaginas is kind of like.

I know you shower next to him.

It's got that little button.

Hey, guys, should I fuck him?

Should I?

That little button.

I remember there was a guy who

when we used to shower after Jim

on basketball, and I remember he had red hair.

He had the biggest

story in the episode of T.S.

Yeah, did I?

Yeah.

The biggest red bush I ever seen in my life.

Eyes up.

It's huge.

Eyes up.

I should have been up.

You should have never even saw his bush.

You should have never knew what color his bush was.

The fact that you knew what color his bush was says everything.

I'm gay.

I've been re-litigated as gay

again.

I know.

It keeps happening to me.

I walked in and you couldn't avoid it.

Your eyes.

Guilty, Your Honor.

No,

but you could just nod, of course.

But when you were in school, school, showers at gym?

Yeah, so it was a practice that was still going on.

Now, and they've eradicated that now?

That's been eradicated.

Yeah, I think forcing juveniles to shower with each other while a gym teacher watches over.

Somebody stepped in with like, whoa, they eventually frowned upon it.

But there's still showers available if you want to use them, right?

Sure.

But

you don't have to, and it doesn't cost you anything on your grade.

Yeah, you don't get points off like we used to.

Imagine that in a world where like, yeah.

You got points off for not showering?

Yeah, you would get points off your grade.

And if you needed that grade to like

graduate, yeah, you need to take a shower then.

It was just such a fucked up.

How sweaty did you get in gym class?

Well, we went all out, bro.

Yeah.

It was like our Super Bowl every day.

Every day, all right.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, like if you're like, oh, we're playing indoor soccer today, it's like you knew you had to take a shower at the end because you were sweating your balls.

Especially if you had an early gym period, like second period, like you're sweating your balls off at nine in the morning and then smell the rest of the day.

I guess, yeah.

We had showers, but I don't remember many many people using them.

Yeah.

It wasn't an all-boys school.

It was an all-boys school.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was one of those kids, though.

You know, I never really sweated.

So

the showers for me were, it was,

it wasn't, it wasn't, I didn't need it.

I only had to do it because I was forced to do it.

Yeah.

But even in 2005, when I was in the fire academy, they were still doing that.

Like, guys would fucking walk around the locker room naked and stuff like that.

Yeah.

And they get ready.

I think it's just you get guys together and guys just don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I 100% agree with you.

But

for our generation, me and Brian's generation,

you know, it could, it scarred some people.

Yeah.

Especially

that guy with the vagina.

They were still talking about.

I never said anything to him.

I just, I just silently, a silent nod.

I was just like,

glad about you.

But as far, I know some kids who were just like, it was like

so much anxiety, so much stress.

And I remember like, like, when my girls were going into high school and

like them, like, finding out that they didn't have to do that either, actually, and they, when they heard that, you know, that we had to, their minds being blown.

Right.

They must have been like, what?

What year did you grow up?

What?

And the gym teacher would come into the shower and make sure you were showering.

Like, they could not wrap their heads around such a

as they shouldn't be able to.

We shouldn't have been able to wrap our heads around it, but

it was the times, man.

Fucking weird, man.

Yeah, like people literally failing if they wouldn't take a shower.

That is fucking weird.

Well, maybe, but the world, but the greatest generation, though?

Yeah.

They all took showers.

Sometimes they went for fucking weeks without showers, man,

in the trenches.

That's the thing.

Did we become too Mammy-Pamby as a society?

As of today?

No, I'm talking back to the world.

I think everybody listening to this knows the answer to that.

Oh, my God.

I'm saying, did the Mamby-Pamby start with us?

We went through it, we put up with it, and we got through it.

But the generation that finally put their foot down was like, no more showers, no more forced showers.

Was that the beginning of the end?

I think so.

Yeah.

I think we were the second greatest generation.

What are your achievements?

We took showers the agenda.

We took showers with other boys.

Why?

Well, the other generation that's the greatest, they killed Nazis.

And the generation after said they don't want to do it, and now they don't have to do it.

What makes you guys like that?

That's why we're the second greatest.

That's funny.

Yeah, there is.

I think there's, again,

it happens to me sometimes.

I get caught up, like I'll watch shit on YouTube or whatever, and you see these, the Nambi Pambies on TikTok and shit.

And you're just like, how the fuck is this world going to survive with people like this in it?

It's fucking insane.

And then again, I have to constantly take a step back and remind myself: I never run into people like this.

I never run into nutcases.

That world, the world's going to carry on.

No matter how many Nambi Pambies make a video and post it.

Yeah.

And it's in New York, LA.

Yeah, yeah.

It's never.

At some point, it's going to smack them in the face, and then they'll be like, oh, I get it.

Right.

Yeah.

I was Nambi Pamby now.

I'm a Nambi Pamby.

Wear my jean shorts.

Let me put them on.

Become a real man.

I don't think you're a real man until you dress like John Cena.

That's your guy.

That's your guy.

John Cena?

Guys who dress like John Cena, yeah, yeah.

Those are the Americans.

Didn't something happen to CM Punk recently?

Yeah, he got hurt.

He got hurt, right?

He had a big return and he got hurt, yeah, like in his first match back.

You a CM Punk fan?

He is.

I was never like, I was, I would have said.

I'm shit on in our presence because he was one of the first detractors to comic book men.

No, no.

I remember him going on Twitter and shitting all over comic book men.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, well, now I'll shit on him.

Well, now I'll shit him because he shit on you guys.

But I was never really a CM Punk guy.

What is that?

The one next to me.

Look whose house I'm in front of.

Walt.

On Reddit, it says a young Brian Johnson.

No, not that one.

It was the one next to it.

Down below, left.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, that's my mom's house.

That's your mom's house I'm standing in front of.

Yeah.

Look at that.

What a pose.

What a pose.

What did CM Punk say about your show?

Oh, he was just saying it sucked and blah, blah, blah.

You know, the normal stuff that

people say when they don't like them.

Did you see Madam Webb, Q?

I did not.

Did you?

No.

No.

I didn't hear good things.

Stats Cast of Hot Chicks.

That was the one thing that I was like, oh, maybe this will be worth checking out.

But it's a dud, huh?

Apparently, yeah.

Yeah.

What I love is, though, that's some of the.

Pardon my ignorance, what is Madam Webb?

It's a new Marvel movie.

Not technically not a Marvel Universe.

Sony Marvel, yeah.

One of the actresses came out and said that she fired her agent because she was told that she was going to be in a Marvel Universe movie, and technically it's not.

Oh, boy.

Can you really make that claim?

Can you really blame your agent for that?

Well, you've got to do some research on your own, but I mean,

I've been led into some situations that I wasn't like 100% on by

agents.

Really?

Yeah.

And you get there and you're like, this isn't what I thought this was going to be.

Have you had to let go of an agent then or no?

You just.

I've only changed agents once, and it wasn't really because I didn't like the old ones.

But

yeah, it's just, you know, it's really, I'm always like, well, I should have done the research.

I should have, I should have fucking taken some personal responsibility and looked into it.

Well, isn't that like that's why you pay them these exorbitant amounts so that you know the difference between an MCU movie and one that is not.

I'm not saying that I would be happy, but I think that like there has to be an element of like, I should look into this before

I jump into this.

And who knows?

It might have worked.

What if it had worked out?

We wouldn't be talking about this if it had come out great.

It was always.

Yeah.

It was never going to turn out great.

The concept of taking that

Z-list character.

Yeah.

And making her, by the way, nothing like she is in the comics.

Exactly.

Yeah.

What was she?

An 80-year-old woman?

She's an old lady in a bodysuit.

And then turning her into three hot girls.

I don't know the plot.

I do know that every girl in the movie looks pretty good to look at, which I'm like, and then they put them in spider costumes, and I'm like, all right, maybe I'll check this out.

But then it's just like everything about it sucks, is what I'm hearing.

Did you see the Deadpool trailer?

I did.

That looks fucking

when Pyro, they got they brought Pyro back.

I was like, that is fucking dope, man.

I just love that Marvel Jesus, that line.

Yeah, that was so dope.

It was great, man.

The Fox logo in the background.

It just looks fun, man.

I think that, yeah,

he is going to bring back

Marvel movies to the tip of everyone's tongue again.

It hasn't been that way for a while, but I think this is going to do it.

I mean, the thing is, this is just what I've heard.

I don't have any way to clarify this, is like it's more, like, every

of the Fox universe characters, like the X-Men movies and stuff, but like even the old Fantastic Four that they abandoned and stuff, like Everybody's back in this movie is what I was told.

Like, literally everybody.

I think it's going to be the movie that we thought, you know, that Doctor Strange Realities of Madness was going to be, the multiverse of madness.

Yeah, I agree.

I think this is going to like

check all the boxes that everyone was hoping for.

Yeah, yeah.

That we didn't get.

My buddy's seen some footage and he's like, it's fucking awesome.

He's like, it is awesome.

When is that coming out?

Very soon.

Soon.

June, I think.

June?

Oh, shit.

That's not soon.

I don't know March.

Maybe March.

What do I know?

But yeah, it's,

but all words of that, it's going to be fucking awesome.

How could it not be?

He's not coming out of retirement after Logan for

No,

they have to.

It's like that's the problem I had with the Obi-Wan show.

Like,

he came out of retirement after 20 years to play this character, and you're like, this is why you fucking came out.

I think Hugh Jag would be like, look, we ended that character perfectly.

Like, this has to be fucking perfect to do it.

And I'm hoping, man.

And everything I've heard is it's going to be, I'm real excited.

I'm real excited.

Does the check that comes along with the offer, does that help make it perfect?

It helps a lot.

But I bet you that.

It's a a perfect story and amount of money.

Well, I would argue that they, I would not argue, I would place money on that that he's gotten those offers

already.

And it's like, I don't want to do it.

I don't want to be in that shape.

That was the thing with him.

Again, I don't know the guy.

This is what I heard.

He just didn't want it.

He had been in that shape for 20 years and was like, I don't fucking do it anymore, man.

It's four hours a day, twice a day in the gym.

And that's why he got out.

And I guess this was just too good to fucking pass up.

Plus, he got divorced, so I'm sure he's like, all right, let me get back in that Wolverine shape fucking one more time, get out there.

And, you know, that can't hurt.

Snicked.

Snicked.

Yeah.

I can't wait, though.

I'm pretty excited.

It's nice to see that you guys could still, like, even though

the MCU has shit out so many fucking turds, that you guys could still get excited about a movie coming coming out.

Like hopeful.

That boyish, optimistic

enthusiasm for the genre.

Yeah.

Now you never lose that love affair with comics.

We want it to be good.

Yeah, we never wanted it to suck.

Never want anything to suck.

And the first two Deadpools are so much fun, man, that you're like, oh, there's no way, they can't fuck this up.

That's the thing that I think a lot of people who

lump the complainers as like their haters.

Yeah.

I truly believe most of them never wanted the movies to suck.

They always wanted it to be good.

Star Wars, the same thing.

You think Sunday Jeff ever wanted to hate Star Wars?

No.

It was against every fiber of his being.

You know, he had to come to that incredibly difficult decision to voice

his displeasure with the franchise.

And that took a lot of guts and bravery on Sunday's behalf.

Once again, the greatest generation.

Second greatest.

Second greatest generation

he i'll always he could always put his flag in this i will always give him credit he was the first person to say baby yoda sucks when everybody was like fucking baby yoda i still don't think baby yoda sucks oh it sucks it's so corny at a certain point it became like

why it was too much then it was everything was baby yoda doing everything it's like you had the story finish it and then that'd be done okay so you're not excited about that mandalorian movie mandalorian and yoda coming or baby yoda Nope.

Or Baby Yoda?

Doing a movie.

Mandalorian and Grogu.

He caught on, man.

I know a lot of people really loved Baby Yoda.

He was the first person to call it as he saw it.

Yeah, I remember that.

He took a lot of, you know, he put himself out there.

He could have took it, it could have had a lot of repercussions.

Could have gotten canceled.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you could still get excited.

You could still get excited, though.

I don't know if he could get excited again.

If there was a Star Wars movie come out and all signs are pointing to fucking awesome.

I would really be

interested to see what it would take for him to get excited again.

A good movie would have to reel him in.

It would have to be better.

Like then the next movie he'd give a chance to.

Yeah, they'll have to make a great one

and then do it.

Which somebody eventually is going to make a good Star Wars movie again.

It has to happen eventually.

Eventually, yeah, but.

As soon as AI writes that script, yeah,

yeah.

I would trust an AI script on that because you know what it would do?

It would read, it would read the internet and see what everybody loved about Star Wars, what everybody hated about what everybody hated about the new Star Wars, and it would write a script without fucking worrying about what anybody thought.

And it would pump out a script that was like, oh, fucking awesome.

Suddenly, I'm on the side of AI.

Yeah.

I got to think it would be like, Luke's a badass, Han's a badass, Julie's a badass, and they save Leia.

Yeah.

Hey, and at some point, at some point in the rescue, Leia saves them.

Yeah, she is.

She could knock off a few henchmen along the way.

This is Princess Leia.

When it's time to beat the big baddie, you know, let the guys take over.

Come on, man.

Everybody wants to see.

That's how we got here.

That's how we got here.

Who was in the trench of the Death Star?

Princess Leia was on Alderaan, fucking fanning herself.

The boys are in the trench

watching, just watching from a distance

safe with the prissy robots.

Yeah, with the gay roads,

R2 DJ is in the trenches.

Yeah, the literal trenches.

That's how you get a Sunday Jeff back.

That's how you get everybody back.

That's how you get everybody back.

The last five minutes were completely AI.

That was all deep fake, everybody.

I love it.

I can't tell you how much I love her.

I can't tell you.

I can't wait to see the continuation of this

story.

She's going to teach people.

She's better than Luke.

What's your name, Carly?

She's so superior as a character to Luke Skywalker.

So superior.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So confident, so strong.

Give me AI Star Wars.

Just want AI Star Wars.

Just give me AI Star Wars, man.

Oh, man, it would be so great.

Okay, sorry.

Sorry.

So, what episode is this?

This is 587.

So we got 13 more, yeah.

Yeah, we got to start.

Yeah.

No, 12 more after that.

We're going to stop for the big trial.

Maybe in 14 episodes, maybe

a certain somebody will be able to come on and regale us with

all the stories he's been holding in for the last four months.

What happened at that hockey game?

Oh, my God.

It was so funny.

It was so great.

But maybe we'll find out one day.

You did it to yourself, people.

How's the hubbub around the office?

Like, does this get discussed when you guys are in the office?

Or Genem's not like, when am I back on?

Is he scrolling the internet?

He knows the hand he's been dealt, you know, just like

he's got to

live with the repercussions of what he's done.

Which is, again, a joy of self-honest on a show with his friends.

Just, that's what he did.

as soon as the threats of uh you know financial repercussions yeah the as soon as those financial punishments come in yeah it's like i like get him

yeah it's easy to be like when we're doing a free show it's like you

i ride with giddham

ride or die with giddy

i stand with get him

yeah we got a we got a it's a business now yeah it's a business that he gets paid off of as well right yeah so So, yeah, he knows, he knows.

Yeah, that's really.

He must be torn then.

He's like, he's in training.

I want to keep my job, but at the same time, it's best if I keep off the air and away from them.

Well, no, well, come on.

I think at some point he's definitely going to get it back on, but he's been in training, a verbal training, and he's only going to bring his best

stories.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, we've been going over it.

We're like,

I kill that story.

Yeah.

I don't tell that story anymore.

Maybe a three-minute version of that story.

Only his most select interruptions.

Like,

the hockey story.

That's one, yeah.

That's one, yeah.

Hopefully, one day we'll hear it.

But that's one definitely a keeper, I told him.

Yeah.

He's got that one for his, when he gets back on Mike.

All right.

Shit, I wait the day.

Look at him over there.

Cracking up.

He's dying left.

You don't miss it at all.

You can just shake your head.

Yes or no.

Oh, you do a little bit.

A little bit.

Yeah.

Yeah, I get it.

I would too.

He gets his fix on some of the other Sunday Jeff shows coming up for Patreon.

We're going to do a couple of them.

So

he gets his mic fix.

Wait, so you put him on Patreon, though.

But isn't that where the money spend is?

Are the people who

surprisingly, those people don't seem to care that much, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's a mess.

It's a mess.

But

it's a minefield.

You to navigate, you know, to make everybody happy.

Yeah.

Is everybody happy?

Nope.

Like I said, I wish everybody was happy with it, but it's almost seemingly impossible to keep everybody happy, though.

Someone's always going to bitch about something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's the nature of the beast.

Like I said,

I've always wanted to have NASA

standards for TSD, though.

Like, you know, NASA has all these things that they, you know, have to go through and make sure that's what I would try to do.

But even NASA, you know,

it's got a couple of shuttles down.

Yeah.

Moon lander or two on its side.

You know, that's crazy.

I didn't know Abraham Lincoln said that.

You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

There you go.

Fucking Lincoln sitting around thinking, that's what I got to do at home.

That's my new, that's going to be my new hobby.

Sitting around thinking shit up.

Yeah.

Yeah, thinking up great quotes.

Whittle.

Whittle and think.

I could whittle.

I got a lot of sticks in my yard.

A lot of fucking branches have come down over the winter.

Just whittle and think.

Think my thoughts?

You're the second greatest generation, bro.

You gotta, you gotta have something.

I gotta have something.

Yeah, you gotta have some wisdom after all these years.

Yeah, you're right.

All right, that'll be it from now on then.

I'm just gonna sit around thinking up thoughts and writing them down.

I think that's a good idea for you.

I actually brought in, maybe we don't have time.

Just write them down on paper.

Don't put them on the keyboard.

Like,

yeah, keep it more pure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I brought in my IJ notebook.

I have tons of stuff that I didn't get to on the Space Monkey, so I don't know if we might go over that today, but obviously we've

always next week, and the week after, and the week after.

Always.

T-E-S-D always.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

There you go.