#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)

It all starts with a hamburger that's about two to three years old.

You're taxed.

I can see it on your face you're taxed even right now.

I may have to, in fact, I'm very close to canceling Fat Boy Summer.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

I'm here with Walt.

Yo.

And I'm here with Q.

Hello.

And

Jidem, a man who watches those numbers counting up and every once in a while interjects with something that everyone would be better off not hearing oh yeah people love him do they

he took some lumps after his blind spot driving claim yeah it was one of the two things he said over the years that like kind of made me not like him a little bit and i love him so yeah i can see how the audience at home you can you can look past it I'm working on it.

Yeah.

Well, the problem is like he didn't commit to not doing it anymore.

He's just like, drug.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah.

Even after he took the lups, he still was like, nobody's going to stop me from driving in the blind spot.

Which means if he does it and he dies as a result of it, I, as his friend, can at best give a shrug.

But if he kills someone else,

then

you sort of have to distance yourself.

It's like you knew what he was doing.

Publicly, quite publicly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, this guy's fucking killing grandparents all over.

No.

No, I don't think so.

Now, he's taken your spot.

It took us.

It took us 15 years to replace the

audio guy.

Maybe we should hang on to him.

You're right.

But

can lightning strike twice?

Can the audio guy go from like lowly audio guy to like

international superstar?

Yeah.

Yes, I believe so.

Does Giddem have the genise quality that

that Q has?

I think no one's going to remember who followed Tom Brady after Tom Brady retired.

I think he's in the

same position.

No one gives a fucking forgotten history.

Put me in that position any day, though, get him.

Give me something to prove against the haters, bro.

Gotcha.

Look at him, just staring at the

numbers.

No, he looked at my notes because I'm sure he saw his name in there.

No, I was looking at the time-lapse on the card.

Yeah, me and Brian

caught lunch before we came here today and discussed a number of issues.

I don't know, man, get him.

Get him, I'd have to go.

I don't know.

Brian's pretty unhappy with you, man.

I found that a lot.

You said we're going to sandbag.

I mean, you said you were going to turn it on me.

Sandbags everywhere, bro.

Yeah, the double sandbag.

I didn't see that.

Get him.

What's he unhappy with?

I kind of agree with him.

That's why I'm not throwing you under the bus.

I walk in and

I'm immediately like, oh, you can't even argue with it.

You walk into this office, it's a disgrace.

There's no cleaning done, there's boxes everywhere.

It just doesn't look like a general store.

It looks like a general storage unit.

There's messes, there's no dusting being done.

I don't, it's like, it does seem like standards have slipped around these parts a little bit.

I believe, too, there's not enough room in this office.

Like, where else are they?

Is that shit going to go?

Like, all your stuff.

I don't know.

The dust could go elsewhere.

The dust could go anywhere yeah yeah

so i don't know it was it was a contentious you know i i contentious

that might not be the right word

i think it was me being like i wish get him with dust once in a while and straighten up because it would look nicer like like all right there's the extension cord why is it plugged into the wall why isn't it wrapped up you know get them because we used it the other day

right so what that's what i'm saying

uh you know i don't know is that a fire hazard how long has that garbage been there without him clearing it out you know

I cleared out the recyclables last night out of it.

But what's that?

So why did you leave that?

No.

Because that's a different bag.

And cardboard's recyclable.

No, it's because it's painted cardboard.

Okay.

Oh, you guys painted it?

No, no.

It's like that waxy cardboard.

So the regular stuff I put in a bag.

We don't give a shit.

I don't understand, but you're picking through all that, but then you leave all that.

But that stuff goes out once a week.

I have a bag that I use, and I throw that out once a week.

Okay, so there you go.

So the recyclables got a system.

It's a garbage ramp for a a week.

Well, no, no, like recyclables or anything that can like attract bugs goes out pretty much right away.

Okay.

So

last night all the plastic and stuff that like had coffee cups and stuff went out.

I do feel though that, well, you're.

But why can't that go out every night?

Because I'm just throwing out like a half-empty bag.

It's wasteful.

Why don't you just bring the wastebasket down to the dumpster and

the dumpster?

You know what?

That's okay.

Yeah.

I think that.

Because it'll take him an hour to get down there and back his little gippy and shit.

Yeah, there's no need for a bag.

Well, no, well, the bag's on the one on the outside.

But there's no need for us to bag it, though.

Just dump it in the dumpster and bring the waste can back up.

Okay.

Boom.

Solved.

Well, one.

One.

This is a general air of who gives a fuck going on around here, it seems.

Well, we're utilizing this as like three different places now.

Yeah.

It's like a housing place to get the gifts out.

It's because my place is

because Giddam lives here.

I do not.

I drove by one o'clock in the morning the other day.

Me and Mary, that's all you're trucking

in the driveway.

I was probably watching Star Trek.

Oh, fair, fair.

It's all right.

We record in here, but you know what we do?

Like, I make a point, though, to make the cameras point to no gak in the back of the

wall.

So it always looks like it's needed here

if you're watching a video.

But you're walking into the front office, and like, you have to see what we see.

You're already talking about the boxes?

Just the box.

Yeah, there's nowhere to put them, though.

You would say that Giddam needs to be a little bit more, I would say, too, a little bit more conscientious about the straightening of the office.

That's not Walt's job.

No, no, no.

That's not Walt's job.

No, no.

It's not my job.

It's not Q's job.

The office manager.

The office manager, you went from coach to manager.

Yes.

And like you said, standards have been slipping.

Just seems like...

Is he comfortable in his new position?

He thinks he's a tenure or something.

He can't be fired?

i think it's probably right there i know i i think

lifetime employment how does that happen he's he's a person that needs a constant direction though like he yeah yeah and it could like that's tiresome oh yeah oh i agree

i got that at home constant like you know there's a constant direction can be like exhausting though yeah like you're doing your own thing you don't want to have to think of what you want a guy who's who's motivated and is like sees the problem He's like, okay,

you know, the office manager thing or the fucking extension cord hanging out.

Like, this is not how a professional student is.

But I know it, though, in his defense of it.

And that's the extension cord could fucking sit in there until a fucking card.

I know you don't care about the next time you need it.

And I would never give up.

I would never even notice it.

That's the problem.

There isn't a couple of bitches like me and you here.

It's Walt who's like very like, whatever.

Well, also,

we only care when it's fucking.

When we come in with an extra to it.

I mean, yeah, last night I broke down the green screens.

I

set up the table for everything.

But why would you break down the green screens?

They could have just stayed up.

I just took them down so that people could see all the artwork here.

That's nice.

Who's the people?

The people who come and visit.

Those people that come and visit, though, they definitely don't want to look at that shit.

Like that front office, like that's that's

your that's people's first impression.

That's what they think of telling Steve Dave.

They're like, look at these fucking slobs.

Yeah.

Shit everywhere.

I can't even get to the fucking wall.

Sign it.

That's homie.

That's not homie.

I know you like the fucking comic book store.

That's the thing.

You can't take Walt's opinion on this because, like, he's, he's, he bleeds that shit, that fucking like chaos in a store.

And that, like, oh, wait, I know where it is, even though no one would ever be able to find it.

Well, the stash was always kept well, I thought.

What?

That back that behind that main counter?

Oh, yeah, behind that counter.

But that was, that's where are you going to put it?

And on his counter, too.

Well, I learned it by watching somebody else who I can't name.

But, like, I wish, I, I wish the boxes were out there were gone, too, but that just takes, you know, it's

boxes aren't the problem.

Well, no, because he mentioned the wall.

He mentioned people who can't get access to the wall.

Yeah, that's one thing.

Yeah, like,

you know, it's.

The one dude who came in last month wasn't able to sign the wall.

Oh, well, yeah.

We try to get them out as quick as possible.

It's a process.

It's patient when you come in.

I get you.

I hear what you're saying.

I mean, we could put them in front of this green wall.

You could.

Yeah, but then we got to move them all again when we're filming.

I mean, I think that brings us to another issue that, well, Brian wanted to discuss this.

But he has my backing.

Yeah.

No, I think I've been thinking about it.

I think we need a new office after this lease.

You don't have to move shit.

Just so you know, because I'll be like, I don't want to move shit.

I think Walt Flanagan should be completely removed from this moving process.

Okay.

I'll I'll handle it.

I'll handle the moving because it's like, I mean, it's beautiful in here today,

but not being like, not having any windows, not being able to control the heat and the cold and not a private bathroom.

No private bathroom.

Maybe having an extra room to put that kind of stuff in.

Like, because that, that, the break room has filled up as well.

The storage room is filled up as well.

Now the front office is filling up.

It's like we might just need a bigger place, you know?

We're fucking pros, man.

Been in this business since 2010, longer longer than most people

yeah i i kind of tend to agree with them i would like a window and this is this is no uh no judgment or criticism on you no this place is you do so much that i i couldn't possibly critique you at all none of us

none of us are complaining about wall flying at all yeah this place is lovely we're just thinking like maybe someplace different where

i don't know

i'll start looking around too for that like i don't you're taxed i can see it on your face you're taxed even right now We're going to give you a office experience that I had last time, which is like, we'll present you with some options.

You just vote on it, and then

it's done.

Yeah.

We'll hire people to move this shit.

You'll go there.

It'll be there.

That's it.

I don't want to put not one more fucking crumb on your plate.

Tell him, CJ.

Shorter than that other episode.

But now to get to the fun stuff,

you broke Walt Flanagan's heart.

I did?

Yeah.

How?

He really thought that you were going to show up to that barbecue.

Yeah.

I said, me and Mary Beth both said he was like, he said he was going to pop by.

That means he ain't coming.

I would have come.

I woke up severely, like, with a depressed state that day.

And I know the answer is, like, well, go with your friends.

Like, you'll have fun.

But, like, what it turns into is just like me floating alone in my pool all day.

And like, it's just, I, yeah, it was just a particularly bad day.

I find I don't go out that much because of traffic and shit either.

I'm like, why, why would I?

Well, traffic actually would have been pretty good that day.

Like, that's a good thing.

Yeah, traffic wouldn't have been bad.

I literally was just like, I don't, and I, and I knew when I saw the photos of Walt and get him there, I was like, then you start kicking yourself.

You're like, fuck, I should have went.

Walt was there again, and then you feel worse.

Sunday was there.

Sunday was there.

I know.

I wanted it.

Darren was there.

I couldn't shake it.

I just couldn't shake it that day.

I hear you.

There's lots of stuff.

I'm in a transitional period right now.

You know, I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do for the rest of the year until we start work again.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was

Johnson slash Wiedemyers and then Walton Deb and Giddem and Sunday and his lady.

It sounds like,

yeah, it was nice.

It was nice just hanging out, talking to everybody.

I'm going to be going to lunch with Deb Flanagan at some point.

She has promised to give me the dirt on wall.

How do you feel about this?

I'm still bamboozled about the office.

What's going on?

You don't like it?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, don't go off.

What do you mean?

What was lunch?

What's the bamboozled?

I don't know.

Me and Giddam don't like change.

Yeah.

Yeah, like we just got, we just got this place the way we like it.

All fucking stuff.

Shit everywhere.

Most beautiful stuff on the walls.

Yeah.

Yeah, but it'll be like...

Can we have a second office that you guys can just go to?

Once you get this second office, once you see this new office, you're going to be like, okay,

this is better.

I can deal with change.

You're going to have to change some shit.

You just got to.

Why?

Because this place is no good.

Like, it was good for when we first started, but I do feel like

I don't think this room is big enough to shoot in sometimes.

I think that

the heat and the cooling to me is enough to be like, let's get something else.

And the size, it's just too small.

Like you said, if you're running all this other stuff out of here, then

you probably need more room.

You know?

All right, lunch with Deb.

Lunch with Deb.

That's just me saying maybe I'll go to lunch with Deb.

But she did say that she would give me some dirt on Walt Flanagan.

Why would she do that, though?

Why would she?

Yeah.

Well, okay, I'll tell you why.

Because it all starts with a hamburger that's about two to three years old.

Okay, all right.

I went and got the.

We should have saved the office stuff for last.

Yeah, it really took the wind out of his salad.

I don't like Walt Flanagan.

All right, well, we'll stay.

We'll stay, bud.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, like, I didn't think you would care that much.

Like, I swear, when Walt's unhappy, it makes me anxious.

Yeah,

what am I doing?

I didn't affect you like this.

I can tell you're like, you're not making eye contact.

You're looking down.

You're doing the waltz that I know is

that you're not.

I didn't think you'd feel this way.

No, go ahead.

Go ahead.

But anyway, so years ago, we did something for Patreon called the

Picnic Olympics?

Yeah.

Yeah.

At

Walt's house, and then we went over to my house for a barbecue.

We had burgers and all that stuff.

Cooked the burgers on the grill.

And I never used the grill again after that.

So when I went to clean it up the other day for the barbecue, I opened it up and there was still a burger in there.

Petrified.

Rock hard.

Wow.

So I took it out.

First, I told Sage that I was keeping it in the rain so I could rehydrate it before she could eat it.

And then when everybody came over, like I showed Walt and Walt immediately was like, what?

That's a burger.

And he picked it up, then regretted his decision instantaneously.

He was like, oh, my, that's going to give me a rash or something.

Okay.

He's going.

And he became very concerned with what it was going to do to his skin.

So he wanted to go wash his hands and get a little sanitizer.

There's nothing left to it, right?

It was just a little bit of a skin.

No, it looked like a burger, didn't it?

It looked like a fake burger.

Yeah, it looked like something you would get at a party store or something.

So Walt's concerned, he's going into the house to wash his hands.

And my Pam, my mother she stops him as he's like you could tell he's like i just want to get the shit off my hands stops him and hugs him oh boy the other thing walt doesn't like for it was pretty extended it was like one of those hugs where it's like i personally would be a little rocking back and forth a little bit she doesn't see walt in some time so i think she was very uh happy to see walt but i i felt bad for him for the uh

for the hug plus the interference when he's trying to go wash his hands yeah well did you did you like wipe your hands on her back while you were hugging her no

I was like, why are you touching my mom's hair?

No, I just tried to get not touch anything with my hand.

Yeah.

Yeah, it felt like,

I don't know.

And then there could be

who knows?

Parasites.

Who knows?

Like, you know, in my mind,

after a full year, though, it's not just a dried spot.

At least two, possibly three.

Yeah.

That's not, by the way, a good grill etiquette, by the way.

It's bad.

You should see this grill.

It's embarrassing.

I felt embarrassed by this grill.

Yeah, or rusted.

It's only three years old.

old rusted out

one burner not working yeah

but hey it served its purpose so anyway so you know we were laughing about walt's reaction to the burger and then debbie unprompted by me said like oh i can tell you a lot of stuff

and i was like that is stuff i would like to hear

oh are you all right with that Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Could I go to lunch with Deb?

Just me and her.

You know, yeah, most definitely.

Yeah, one of my best friends' wives.

Yeah, I've known her since second grade.

Yeah, yeah.

Just go out.

Is there anything?

Like, are there things though that you would be like, don't tell him this?

Because I know that if like you and Mary Beth went out to lunch,

I'd be like, yeah, I don't think I would, though.

I'd be like, anything you want to talk about, tell them because it'll be good for the show.

Yeah, is there anything that comes to mind?

I don't expect you to say it, obviously, but

I trust her judgment.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's not going to tell you anything that

she

would feel would be out of bounds.

Yeah.

Yeah, I trust it.

I like Doug Flanagan.

Socially?

I hope so.

Socially, like she came over.

Yeah, she's an enjoyable person.

Wonderful.

Going out, going hanging out.

You were shaking your head no, and I was like, why is he saying no?

But really,

no, no, he was winding up to like, she's just, she's great.

She's great.

Okay.

You know, you just shake your head sometimes when you're in the affirmative, but it looked like he was complimenting.

No, no, no, no.

She is one of my favorite people.

All right.

Let's see.

What else do I got?

Nasty Patty.

Walt also thought there would be a lot of 420 at the party.

Oh, yeah.

You know, no 420.

Pleasantly surprised that there was no weed, no weed use, no weed smoking.

Well, you're the host.

You can't be.

What's the word we use?

Blazed.

Blazed.

Obliterated.

Obliterated.

Yeah, you can't be that.

I can't be.

Right.

Well, actually, the only person other than me that smoked, there would be

Darren, I think.

Darren.

Darren should show up high.

Darren should.

Darren should be high all the time.

Yeah,

he doesn't need to drink.

He doesn't need to be unaffected by substances.

He definitely.

I said to Mary Beth,

because, you know, I actually at a certain point, and it was early, like I was being a puss.

I was just tired, though.

I'd been up since six.

So I was like, fuck it.

I'm just, you know, I'll go upstairs.

I'm going to lay down and stuff.

And I told everybody, I was like, they can stay there, swim in the pool, drink whatever they want to do.

It doesn't matter to me.

And I said to, after everyone left, I said to Mary Beth, I said, what if you took Norm out at like four in the morning?

And Giddim was just sitting on the porch, staring out into the yard.

She wouldn't fucking bring Norm out after that.

I had to bring him out the next two times that night.

Yeah.

Oh, I would feel so safe knowing that my boy was out there watching the back.

Yeah, or he's like at the bottom of the driveway just looking at the house.

Then that behavior is a little weird.

Flying a kite.

Yeah.

Did you go in the pool together?

No, no, I did not.

I didn't go in the pool.

Yeah, only the Wiedemeyers went in the pool, which I got to say, I'm kind of proud of at this point um

i found myself distracted by the the pond you like the pond

yeah yeah the yeah the like i would i would walk towards the pool and then i'd just be like my eyes would be drawn to it i like the the three different levels and everything and it was so maybe when we move into the new office we can get like an indoor sculpture of water right near your so you could watch the water flow from level to like one of those little uh fountains or something

yeah we could we could we can get that in there for you i remember i had one back in the day when they were really popular was like early 2000s.

Yeah.

Yeah, you would find it like at every bed, bath, and beyond.

Right, right.

Not one of the desktop ones, they'll get them.

I think, you know, we'll get you one that like sits, you know, maybe yay high, five feet, you know, with the water flowing.

Maybe we'll bring you some Zen.

Have Cooper and them jump in when they get up.

Either get him Zen enough.

I think he's, I don't know.

Isn't he a mess?

Like, you yell at him a lot.

Do you see his temperature go up at all?

Like, does his temper rise?

Like, does he ever ever yell back or does he just sit there and take it like a whipped dog?

I don't think I've ever seen him yell.

No?

No.

I've never seen him yell either.

I don't think I've ever heard of it.

But I wondered if like, you know, I think I've ever seen him get angry.

He pushes back, though, constantly, no?

But not yelling where, like, where he's at, like, where he's like

bellowing and just like, you know, like where spits coming out.

When's the last time he yelled at anybody for anything?

Probably driving.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like someone's just at a yield sign.

I'm just eating it up.

I want to stay in your blind spot.

No, like if someone's at at a yield sign and they're just stopped.

Yeah.

Or, oh, it was the other day, you know where that crossover is in Middletown by the on Route 35, where there's a fire station?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I was going, I was on my way here.

I'm doing about 50 up that road, and there's some idiot from New York trying to make a left-hand turn there.

And I, you know, I had to slam on brakes because I couldn't, you know, swerve around because there was people on the other side of the road

thing, and I'm just like, I screamed at him.

They didn't hear you, though.

Probably not.

I mean, I do that every fucking time I get in the car, so that's not special.

I do sometimes look to see if they're

sometimes look to see if their window's down so that I know that they heard me.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

But yeah, it's definitely like someone stopped at a yield sign and they just won't go.

You just go nuts.

Yeah.

I feel we've totally demoralized these two.

I don't know about Walt.

Yeah, I'm worried.

All right, sir.

Maybe we should just stay in the office, man.

I didn't realize it would cause like a fucking

throw away the dust rags, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like to see this, Walt.

What?

I'm not doing anything.

I know you're not.

That's the problem.

That's the problem.

Yeah.

You just don't want to move.

You're happy here.

You don't want to move.

Moving is

a big deal.

It's a big.

Yeah, but people do it all the time.

It's not like

beyond us.

You don't, but everybody else does.

You know?

All right.

We have a nice.

I didn't say anything.

I know, but you're saying something.

You're saying something.

I mean, we have great neighbors here.

What about

next door is amazing.

Just today, he knocked on the door.

He's like, I just want to let you know that back door over there might be open.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

And so I came and checked.

It wasn't.

It was a little ajar, but I'm still locking it.

Can you deal with that, Q?

What?

Not seeing Ron anymore?

I mean, I'm fine with it, but I'm not fine with Walt

spiraling.

No, I know.

I didn't think this would be the.

Especially since you don't have to do anything except show up.

You're new digs.

What's that?

That's a lot.

You know, that's not true.

Why?

Why?

I'm not going to tell you anything.

You know,

since Deb controls the money, of course, we'll need to talk to you about rent and

getting deposits and all that kind of shit.

But the actual moving and the finding of the place,

if you just have to walk in, it's turnkey, baby.

Turnkey.

Turnkey, son.

Cooper and Sox are nice and comfortable here.

They do their own.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

You don't think they would be comfortable somewhere else with like a window to see trees and

sunbeams to lie in and stuff like that?

I don't know.

Socks is scared of trees.

It's not true.

Cooper kind of barks at leaves that move, anything that moves.

He's so good at coming over the most ridiculous shit.

Stained glass, trees, the flat against.

I can't deal with shit.

You don't even know what to say to it.

There's no difference.

There's no difference because

you can't prove that she's not.

Is that dog afraid afraid of cheese?

Wow.

I figure I may have to, in fact, I'm very close to canceling Fat Boy Summer.

Whoa, whoa.

I know.

There's a couple different reasons.

So it's me, in case you don't know what Fat Boy Summer is, it's me, Tom, and Ruff doing summer projects around our houses, maintaining our pools, power wash, and that kind of shit.

And,

well, Rup

can never get it.

He has an Android,

which for some reason with my phone, I have an iPhone.

It will not send pictures to Android.

Like, it constantly says message not sent.

So if I, like, today I put on my new video doorbell.

Yeah.

And I sent a picture to compare that to the other doorbell, which I've decided, I've figured out with that house, I fucking hate with a passion every single door.

In that house, garage doors, the closet doors, the bedroom doors, every fucking door.

Every door is a piece of shit.

Too thin.

Too thin or

like wobbly.

Like for some reason, like with the barn doors, it's like they didn't put a track on the bottom.

So it just wobbles all over the place.

It's a fucking major pain in the ass.

You know, my friend has a solution for you.

Just get rid of them all.

Get rid of all the doors?

Yeah.

Just rid all the doors except the exterior ones.

That's not a bad idea.

But so

they put the doorbell right on the edge of the frame, like the trim and the metal piece to the door.

So I can't get a doorbell on it.

It just won't work because I was going to hardwire it.

So I send a picture and it keeps bouncing back from fucking Ruff.

So I'm like, what the fuck?

Either get an iPhone or you're out of fucking Fat Boy Summer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's why he's going to get canceled?

I think he might get canceled for Fat Boy Summer.

Now, Tom is a different story.

What if you got like WhatsApp and like had a group in there?

Oh, that's not a bad idea.

Have you secured too?

Yeah, have you tried?

Normally when it says it can't send, you can tap on it and it says try sending us SMS.

It just says try again.

That's all it says.

Oh, okay.

Get him on a fucking WhatsApp, bro.

All right, we're going to have to do what's up.

Maybe, maybe Rub can come back.

He did send me a shirtless picture of himself in this pool with his kids, so that worked in his favor.

Yeah.

He's embracing Fat Boy Summer.

Tom, however, I feel like there's not a lot of trust with me and Tom.

Really?

Yeah.

Like when we were comparing,

well, I said,

my next thing was I got these two pots from Lowe's.

I'm like, I'm going to grow some some strawberries and grow some tomatoes.

And then

he said, I grow vegetables too.

He's like, but I didn't say anything because I thought you were going to say it was gay.

And then what the fuck do you think he's growing?

He could grow any vegetable.

Yeah.

What do you think he's growing?

Zucchinis.

Vegetables.

The most

vegetable out there.

Deliciously.

The cucumber.

Yeah, the cucumber.

Well, eggplant.

Eggplant, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, eggplant would be the worst.

That's the recognized symbol.

Yeah, that's it.

That's a deck of the cock.

And he also

wouldn't send.

At first, he was reluctant to send me a picture of his chainsaw because they're like, I got a chainsaw.

And I sent him a picture.

And then he didn't want to send me a picture of his because it was smaller.

Not as impressive.

You might be the issue here.

If people are afraid to send you photos of chainsaws and vegetables, but like, what is like part of being your friend is

to be called gay for vegetables?

Like

what is he afraid of?

I don't know.

And if he actually did go on to post his little chainsaw.

There we go.

All right.

That's probably the same thing.

So I understand why this is all happening now.

Well, you know, we're not moving later on this afternoon, right?

Yeah, well, we can all

know.

I love it.

If you just want to talk on the mic, bud,

we'll cancel the play.

No, no, no, no, no.

Go.

Keep going.

Please do.

What are we talking about, Zucchini?

Silent Walt.

Yeah.

Tom's Zucchini.

But the point is that.

What

gay, right?

Hotom?

Yeah, God.

Oh, fucking zucchini.

And he has a little chain sauce.

A little chick, I remember what.

Grows zucchini.

He's gay because he grows.

He grows zucchinis.

And he also.

And what's the manly thing you grow?

Strawberries.

Strawberries.

Tomatoes.

They look like nipples.

Yeah.

You know, sweet juice.

Aren't strawberries, like if you eat them at the wrong time of the season, deadly?

Maybe.

You should not be handling strawberries as long as they're red you can eat them right i think so i mean i'm

deadly get them is that true uh i will check uh but the the biggest problem yeah

is that due to power i sustained

uh a power washing injury that nearly left me disabled what happened uh i think i did it too much i was doing like in order to get ready for the barbecue i was i was power washing the pool area and power washing the driveway and the sidewalks and the wall like even I cleaned up so much, it still I thought looked like shit.

But

you can apparently get heps.

I did what I did.

You can apparently get Hep A from strawberries.

Hepatitis A?

Yeah, and they will also carry salmonella, E.

coli.

Oh, yeah, salmonella and E.

coli.

I would get them to get rid of it.

I mean, I'm not putting fertilizer in or anything, so that's not going to happen.

Just letting you know it.

Yeah.

So if Sage takes a shit on my strawberries, I better watch out.

Or birds or chipmunks.

So

doing all that power washing you know you have to hold on to the trigger the entire time sure and I thought it doesn't have a lock it doesn't have a lock on it for some reason it should but it doesn't and I thought about zip tying it closed maybe

after this but like I woke up two days I haven't power washed in two days two days ago I woke up I'm like I might need to go to the hospital your hand my forearm right here and my fingertips my fingertips are tiggling my forearm was so it wasn't I was in so much pain i was like i'm and i don't want to go to the hospital i'm like i'm like

what happened here whoa whoa whoa what happened here oh i can't tell me i was power washing too much

so uh i let off for two days and it doesn't hurt anymore so i think that i'm so wildly out of shape yeah that even holding the trigger to a power washer is uh best yeah these days so i gotta i gotta start working i've been using my left hand that kind of thing you know

power washing

Oh, wow.

Still talking about strawberries.

Power washing.

You know, who doesn't eat strawberries?

I didn't think it would go this way.

You know who doesn't eat strawberries?

Tom Brady, yes.

I thought it would be nightshade, right?

Not that it was tomatoes.

Some healthy tomatoes.

Yeah, that's the reason deserved the nightshade thing.

Yeah.

But strawberries, he just doesn't like them in general.

I thought it would be a fun banter about the office.

No,

no fun.

Oof.

He's mad.

Let's see what else.

Did you see Indiana Jones?

I did.

What did you think?

Terrible.

I hated it.

Every second of it?

I can't recall one enjoyable moment for me, personally.

Wow.

Yeah, it was just kind of very

disappointing.

I was expecting more.

I just went to the shrink the other day.

I ought to give you a couple pills before I leave.

What the fuck?

This is too much.

I can't take this.

I don't like sad, anxious, Walt.

It makes me sad and anxious.

I just wish you were right.

We should have brought it up at the end.

On the way out the door almost.

Yeah, not even on microphone, man.

I just figured you'd be like, they're never going to do it, so I have nothing to worry about.

Not like an existential crisis.

No.

Well, I mean, I guess.

Say what you feel.

You don't know my...

It's all about my personality, though, so it's not something that you could have anticipated, though.

Well, we know you pretty well.

We might have been able to.

Then why didn't you?

Well, I didn't think that

if your reasoning is like, I don't like change, it's like you left the stash.

You left and you were fine.

That's the point.

Well, you don't know that.

You don't care if I was fine.

You don't want to leave here.

You want to stay here.

Of course you're fine.

You're like, me and get them.

Love it.

That makes me feel like you've adjusted and you're okay here now.

This is our love vote.

In fact, you said you liked it.

Right.

Okay.

So that just answers your question then.

Right.

But if it doesn't suit our purposes anymore in terms of size and the fucking heat and the air conditioning and all that shit.

Yeah, I didn't realize it didn't.

Yeah, I thought Indiana Jones looked a little bit too much like a video game.

You know, a lot of CGI when they should have been practical effects.

I watched a cam version of it, which the effects didn't look that bad in the cam version, but the voice of Indiana was just like, couldn't they like de-age the voice?

Yeah, the Hollywood's got to stop with the de-aging thing.

I think I said that last week, is my opinion.

I'm sure Hollywood was like, nobody gives a fuck asshole.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wasn't the,

I thought the most, the sloppiest thing of it, I guess, in the part I enjoyed the most because it was so

poorly handled.

You know, it was the cherry on top of the fucking feces

Sunday

was the pilot that's sleeping in the back, nameless pilot,

who gets to go into the past and then isn't even spoken to by any of the cast members and then is totally forgotten at the end.

And it's just, what happened to that nameless pilot?

Yeah, they get them all on the plane.

They get a shot, knocked out Indy on the plane, and then, like, where does the plane fly back to?

And how do they get Indiana Jones back to Manhattan without him waking up?

That he wakes up in bed.

Yeah, there were a lot of issues with

that movie.

It is a steaming pile.

Yeah.

What kind of plane was it?

Okay.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What do you mean?

No, like, I didn't actually, I didn't finish the movie because the camera version I was watching was bad.

But, like, was it a.

What there is?

I thought you just said it was fine.

Oh, it was like, it was like a Mustang.

Not a Mustang, but like a single.

Okay, because there was a guy.

There was a guy in New York.

They drunkenly told him he couldn't steal a plane.

He went to New Jersey, stole a plane, and landed it in New York City.

In the movie?

No, no, in real life.

So it's possible to land a plane in New York City.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's not what I mean.

They were in ancient Greece.

I'm just like, where is...

I don't know, man.

Everything was all off.

Gotcha.

No, no.

Okay, now I understand.

There was no logic.

And I just, like,

why is everybody got to be broken down

and like miserable?

Why can't anybody be like happy but kind of bored when we catch up with them years later?

Everybody's always miserable.

Like, have them sitting there being like, like, Salah, where he's like, I miss the deserts.

I'm like, that'd be indie.

Just be like, yeah, life's still pretty good, but like, fuck, man, I would love one more bite at that adventure apple.

And then he goes and is excited to do it.

There's a lot of people who think that there's an agenda to break all your heroes.

People think that.

What do you mean, break all my heroes?

Just show them as broken old men?

Yeah.

There's an absolute move to do that to show

the fanboys that their heroes are not to be worshipped.

Yeah, but those

lesson to teach people after fucking 40 years of watching.

Well, yeah, it's like, don't you guys want to keep printing money?

Like, what are you talking about?

Like, let's make them shitty so the original fans don't give a fuck and the new people are sitting home fucking on iPads or streaming shit or whatever.

Well, there's got to be counterexamples to that where you catch up with people and like well, even like Sex in the City, didn't they restart that in the first episode?

They kill her husband.

It's just like, why can't anybody be like, that's not, she's not a hero of mine.

I'm not like, Carrie Brad, show me,

but like, they're doing it to everybody.

Yeah, but

it's the male fanboy.

Well, too.

They're trying to.

Even Ghostbusters 2 started with the Ghostbusters in a bad spot, man.

They were broke and sued out of business and stuff.

Your heroes weren't worth worshiping.

We all know that.

They're not real people.

We get it.

Like, we're adults.

But, like, why need to ruin everything just to fucking teach people a lesson?

I think you'll see some people online who aren't acting like adults because of it, though.

They get upset about it.

Yeah.

They get really upset about it.

They get to, they get themselves so worked up, they'll,

you know, they'll basically write hate crimes and post them because of how their heroes were treated.

It's almost like Nellie was in Indiana Jones.

I'm like,

to me, it's just like, you know what?

You know what would be more effective?

Not going to see it and not commenting.

Like,

if they do that.

We couldn't do it.

What do you mean?

We couldn't do it.

We didn't go see it and not comment.

Well, I'm not angry.

I'm not sitting there going, it's a conspiracy.

I just, you know, ultimately didn't like the final project as much as I, you know.

But

this is, I'm assuming this is white middle-aged fanboys who came up with this theory.

It doesn't sound like a 20-year-old's theory, like, let's say, hey, man, this is what we're going to do.

We're going to ruin their good time.

Who would you think would be the most

would be the persons who would be fueling that conspiracy theory that there's an agenda to...

I mean, they've done it with Han.

They did it with Luke.

They did it with

Thor.

Thor when they made him fat Thor?

Did it with Thor.

Yeah, but come on, man.

That wasn't.

They wouldn't do it.

They wouldn't make Black Widow fat.

But that Fat Thor was awesome, man.

I liked that.

I was like, oh, that's pretty cool.

And he came back.

He got depressed and he came back.

Right.

But would they have done that with Black Widow made her fat and depressed?

Yeah, like sitting in a chair eating bonbons.

No, but it's

not as effective with

Black Widow.

Like with Thor, he's

Captain Marvel then.

Well, I also think it's because guys

our age don't get offended nearly as easily as everyone else.

That is not true.

I don't know.

Like, I don't know.

Who do you know?

Who the fuck are you talking about, kiddom?

Like, I'm so wrong.

I think you are.

All I have to do is say Lizzo, and I think you're offended almost already.

I'm not offended by Lizzo.

She's very difficult to offend me.

Just because I disagree with something doesn't mean I'm fucking offended.

Not offended, I guess it's the wrong, but angered

by things.

Yeah, but that's everything.

That's everything.

That's not everything.

That's not.

No, it's not everything, but it's a lot of stuff that's not limited to only.

But I think that's what I don't think it's a, I don't think the people who are banging their keyboards and bitching about things,

they aren't offended, they're angered by it.

They're angry, okay.

Yeah, they're angry little

man children

who can't handle that, you know, Indiana Jones wasn't good.

Yeah, what are you going to do?

Like, I don't know why you expect to go in and think it's going to be good.

Like, I mean, maybe,

I don't know, I don't even hope anymore.

Especially after Crystal Skull, you hope that, like, they learn the lessons from Crystal Skull and tried to change and maybe go back to be like, oh, everyone loved Last Crusade.

A lot of people say Last Crusade was the last, up until this one, they said Last Crusade was the last Indiana movie.

And maybe they're like, okay,

let's go back to that well and see if we can, you know, interject some

life that way.

Like, the sword of humor, you know, that kind of thing.

Yeah, it was a very depressed, broken indie.

It was like, I just like, I mean, spoilers to follow, but like,

I think the worst thing that could happen to someone is losing their child.

Like, why are we putting Indiana Jones through that?

Like, what are we doing?

Like, why are we doing that to Marion?

Like, everybody loves these characters.

Why are we putting them through the worst fucking thing that could happen to you?

Do you think?

Maybe,

Walt may be on to something.

Is it a desire to see the white cis male suffer under any circumstances?

It can't be.

It can't be.

But maybe the movie producer or movie executives are like, this is what people like.

People will dig and be like, does it seem like people like it?

I don't know.

I didn't see it.

I didn't read any reviews.

I only can only go by what you guys said.

But that's why I like Picard is so good because you're like, you're just like, it fucking, it just.

It's an extent.

It doesn't seem like they're reinventing the wheel.

It's like, here's the characters you love, like, one last time having fun.

Seasons one and two were trying to reinvent the wheel.

Season three were.

I'm only referring, as someone who was in season two, I'm only referring to season three.

Yeah.

And it's just like, I don't know, man.

Like, there's a way to do it.

Like, there's a way to do it.

They're just choosing not to do it.

But do I think it's a conspiracy to tear down heroes?

I don't think so.

I think people just get their hands on the characters and they're like,

we got to knock them down so they have something to build up again.

And you're like, but that's, but they've been doing that.

And like, like I said, Ghostbusters 2, they're all fucking broken up up, and they're not even afterlife, like they're all fucking broken up and not talking to each other.

And you know, they love those fucking characters.

There's no doubt that, like, Jason Reitman and those guys love those characters, but because there's something dramatic about finding a character in the lowest point and watching them come out of it, right?

The problem with Indy is you didn't really get that, he never really came out of it because at the end of the movie, he's still going, Leave me here, I want to die.

And you're like, All right, so he didn't really come out of it, he just fucking stayed in it, and then and then in the end, he kind of got his, you know, his, I guess, kind of happy ending.

But, like,

so I don't think it's a conspiracy to replace all our heroes.

I just think it's like kind of lazy storytelling.

Maybe a trope.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't come up with a theory.

Oh, it didn't sound like something you'd come up with.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I could, yeah, you could see examples of it.

I, you know, I could see, yeah.

If anybody's going to be upset about the breaking of their heroes, though, it is guys our age.

I mean, it is people who grew up in the 80s, 70s, 80s who, like,

who.

Sorry, I'm losing my train of thought here for a second.

It's guys who don't like the remakes of horror movies.

It's guys who don't want to see anything change, the Star Wars shit.

You identify with those guys.

Yeah, yeah.

It is guys our age who.

I don't think

anybody else has these issues.

Like, they're so closely married to, you know, Luke Skywalker or Indiana Jones or one of the Ghostbusters guys, like, because it meant so much to us when we're little that, like, you really have to be able to separate.

Like, you know, they made, what was that, that fucking movie?

I think Rutger Hauer was in it.

He was Hitchhiker.

He was hit.

Or no, like, some guy picked him.

I can't.

The hitcher.

The hitcher?

The hitcher.

Yes, the hitchhiker.

Hitcher.

Thank you.

They remade that.

Yeah.

And I watched it and I didn't like it.

But I didn't, I certainly didn't post about it.

And I didn't get upset about it.

Yeah, but you can't compare Indiana Jones to fucking Rutger Hauer and The Hitcher, though.

There's just not enough

affection for that franchise where this franchise is beloved.

It's hard to get the same level of But even the Star Wars shit, like the Star Wars stuff, I saw it, I'm like, well, that sucks, but like, I don't post about it.

I might talk about it here, but like, I move on.

I think people are expecting too much of modern entertainment.

Well, look at Logan, the movie Logan.

Same director.

I loved Logan.

And that starts out with Professor X and Wolverine living in a fucking basically homeless in a fucking dirt farm in Mexico.

You know what I mean?

Like, they don't start out in a good place.

But watching that.

Right.

You're like, holy fuck.

But that's like, you see them both like find a reason to live and come back alive.

And to me, that's perfectly like, I don't know, I'll watch that movie.

Why the fuck not?

But like, I don't know why you want to kill, I know why we want to kill Mutt, but like, I don't know why we want to put Indiana Jones through that.

It's just like, it is fucking horrible.

He's not going to come back from that.

Nobody does.

I feel like I agree with what you're saying, like, about reinventing the wheel.

And like,

people have a nostalgia for Star Wars.

So I understand you want to make a new movie, but just don't make it Star Wars.

Make a new movie.

That's what you said about the Joker movie.

It was like, it didn't need to be the Joker.

It could have been any psycho.

But if you put the Joker on it, of course people are going to want to see it.

The Joker versus some random guy.

Joker was, I kind of like the idea.

I like the Joker.

Yeah.

Sure, because, well, now, I mean, now, did you see Spider-Verse?

No.

Right.

Well, now they have the out where it's just like there's a million versions of every character, and you're like, I can't even care about one character anymore because, like, there's a fucking billion of them.

So maybe

what they're that's just what they're thinking i don't know man it's

that but that at least makes sense in the in the genre that it's in that that there's a multiverse yeah you know and they established it you know with uh doctor strange and all the other shows

so that kind of it falls into that style and making it animated makes it the perfect uh like vehicle for that because you can draw all these different characters as opposed to trying to make them in cg and everything else like that yeah but it's just like who cares like i remember when when remember remember when Ben Riley came on the scene, everybody was like, this fuck this.

We don't need a second spider.

We don't need a second Spider-Man.

They were all fucking pissed about.

And then 2099 came out, and I don't know, I love the 2099 series, but it was like three Spider-Man and one they barely ever used, and then they killed off the clump.

But now it's just like, there's just a Spider-Man.

There's Peter Parker.

This is what I'm saying.

If you're in charge of Peter Parker and you're in charge of Indiana Jones and you're in charge of Lou Skywalker, isn't your job to protect these characters at all costs?

And it doesn't seem like they're doing that.

Which goes back to the conspiracy theory that they are destroying these characters so they can replace them with new characters.

Well, it's bad business, because heated, would you say?

Modern.

New, modern, younger.

Because you can't keep making movies with these aging characters.

You have to fucking recast them.

Well, it didn't work with Han Solo.

I liked Solo.

I had a blast watching Solo.

You might have enjoyed it, but did it work financially for the Disney movie?

Well, no, but that was because of what was going on with Star Wars at the time.

After Last Jedi, people were like, fuck you.

We're not going to go see another fucking Star Wars movie because you assholes.

That's what happened.

And I heard there were rumors that the guy from

Star Lord was going to be a new Indiana Jones.

I would be interested in that.

A little old at this point.

Chris Pratt.

He's too old.

Don't you want to start Indian out in his 20s now so you could follow him over?

Yeah, but I mean, Pratt has the built-in charisma, though, and the built-in

that he could pull it off for at least 10 years.

Sure, sure.

You'd probably get a pretty good product out of him.

Yeah, like

invent a character that's kind of indie-ish, but like a little

or put them in a world that is not quite, you know, Indiana set in supposedly the real worlds.

Sure.

So, I don't know.

Yeah.

But

here we are.

You don't like Hindi.

You don't like moving the office.

It's a bad day.

Bad day.

I feel like Indiana Jones.

Yeah.

Broken.

Sad.

Speaking of sad, you made Jimmy the hair guy sad, Walt.

You didn't return his text when he's up on stage.

Pimp and tell him Steve Dave at the Juggalo gathering, the gathering of the Juggalos.

He told you that?

He said that,

full disclosure, he told me that he sent it to you, too.

That's all he said.

Well, how did you know I didn't respond to him?

I assume so.

Oh, no, actually, no.

Let me see.

I'll tell you.

He had to mention that you didn't.

I think he said Walt didn't respond to that.

I didn't respond to that.

Yeah.

How come?

I don't know.

A nice little shout-out for us.

No real reason.

No.

He's like, fuck this shit.

I can't text 50 people a night.

No, I don't know why he didn't do it.

I apologize.

You depressed.

Are you down?

Like, independent of the office stuff?

No, it's only about the office.

Okay.

It's just like emotional blackmail.

We can't move.

We'll just stay.

He goes, oh, I sent this to Walp, but I don't think he gave a shit.

Haha.

I was a judge for the Mr.

Juggalo pageant.

Ooh, Mr.

Juggalo.

I mean, in my defense, though, I had been texting with him before that.

And his last text was like, I love you, and you'll come out.

But I didn't happen to return that text.

I'm wrong.

I should have returned.

Yeah, no, I'm not saying you should have returned it because you can't return every fucking text.

I try try to.

I did think that was cool.

And I think Shaggy may be on the cruise.

Is that what they were talking about?

What?

Yeah, that's what he was saying.

That Shaggy Too Dope may be on the cruise on the IJ cruise.

I mean, that's first I'm hearing about it.

But

I know him.

I haven't like him.

So, Jimmy texts you, I love you as well.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

I got a little worry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nah.

That dude's full of love.

We did an episode, and I apologize in advance to anyone who will eventually listen to it, with Maxwell.

He came up?

He came up to do TSD.

Oh, nice Patreon stuff.

And he brought the curator with him.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the guy who knows every single thing about Telm Steve, Dave, there is a no.

And drop a nugget that so impressed Walt, I thought that he may adopt him on the spot.

What was it?

What was the line that he said?

He's unable to be influenced by others.

He's incapable of being influenced by other people.

I don't think that's true, first of all.

Because you're incapable of doing that.

It's a great claim.

But it's also, yeah, that's the line he should have dropped

when he was at Singles Bars, because that would have got my fucking legs wide open.

He's incapable of being influenced.

Well, it's that he's never.

I would have been like,

let's go back to your apartment now.

Curiator.

Show me a 3D printer.

He's never done any substances.

He's never drank.

He's never smoked weed.

He obviously never did any harder stuff.

He doesn't smoke pot.

He doesn't smoke pot.

No.

So I could tell Walt was very impressed with him.

Oh, yeah.

That he was so clean.

He was.

Yeah.

That's a fucking unicorn.

That's rare.

In our mists.

It's very rare.

I ride that unicorn.

I would find that to be a rather mundane existence.

Well, at least for some people.

What if you lean into the spirituality of it all and

found your chase your highs that way?

Yeah.

I think the claim of I'm incapable of being influenced by other people, maybe peer pressure stuff.

Like, hey, do this, do this, do this.

We live in a society.

Like, you know, the fact that you speak English means you are influenced by somebody.

So you're stopping a red light.

You're influenced.

You got to do certain shit.

But it's a good claim.

But he's talking about substances, I I think, peer pressure, pretty much.

Maybe that's how he's able to retain so much information about the pod.

His mind isn't fucking mush like mine.

I mean, that would answer a lot of fucking issues.

I think that, like, if my memory is a little bit better, I'd probably be a little bit better at life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I believe he also said he doesn't let things that happen in the past.

That's right.

He doesn't dwell on the past.

Yeah.

That's great.

He learns from them, but he doesn't let them.

Fuck, isn't that the goal?

Yeah.

Like, that would be amazing.

You know what?

Fuck the curator.

He comes in here boasting about how

who is this fucking guy, prick.

Stick this into your memory.

Fuck you.

Just kidding, curator.

You're all right, curator.

You're all right, man.

I had lots of stuff, but I'm like, I'm blowing through it because, you know, Walt's saving his voice.

Yeah.

What else do I got?

I find that like when I write down notes, like if I have questions, they're almost universally for Walt.

I'm going to do this thing.

I'll think of this.

You probably know how I'll answer.

Well, you know how he'll answer.

No, I don't.

Because these questions I'm coming up with, we're going to do a segment where it's like, what makes Walt angrier?

And then I come up with two things that I do.

You know,

I suggest we move the office.

That's the one.

I suggest get him dust.

Yeah.

Like, which one is he angrier at?

I didn't, yeah, I never said, I never objected to dusting.

Yeah, he should be dust on it.

Okay, I will start dusting pledge.

But at any rate, these are more extreme examples.

Like, he's going to be mad at both, but which is he angrier at?

So what I do is I give him the example.

Yeah.

And then, you know, give him a couple of days to think about it.

And then we meet you and get him, who also have stuff for Giddam.

I'm going to come up with some stuff for you.

Then we try to guess and figure out what he, because he'll be the only one who knows.

Even though I wrote the stuff, he'll still only be the one who knows.

That's nice.

Look, coming up with games.

Coming up with a little games.

Did you do it?

I think about stuff.

What a Patreon gift idea I wanted to drop on you.

Maybe this will make your life a little bit

easier.

But like over all these years of Telling Studio, Dave, I've taken hundreds of photos.

Like sometimes I'll bring the Polaroid, sometimes I'll just bring the camera.

So like, why don't I, why don't we, like, pick like a select

photos and print them out, like a high-quality print of them,

and we could all sign it, and that could be one of the Patreon gifts.

I am not following so you mean

of a million photos, you mean?

No, no, no, no.

Just select like a photo that we love.

Oh, okay.

Like

do you have a folder you could put them into all your and send it to get them?

I couldn't do it today, but I can I'll start going through and and get them because I also have to because some of them are Polaroids, so I gotta scan them and stuff like that.

Oh, okay.

But I think like like a nice high-quality.

If you give us the Polaroids, we'll be careful with them and we'll scan them and get them.

Well, I have a nice scanner and everything like that.

I can get you guys the files and shit.

Okay.

I don't know.

I thought it would be like a cool thing.

Yeah, well, I'm working on a gift right now that I actually could utilize a whole bunch of your photos.

All right.

I'll start pulling them together.

I have some probably I can get by like by the end of next week.

Yeah, I need 370-some odd photos.

I need them.

Unique photos.

Yeah.

And if I had the new ones instead of going back to the well and the old ones, that'd be great.

All right, I could help with that.

Okay.

Yeah.

I think I have some too.

I must have some somewhere.

I don't know.

Just so like a nice fun print would be good.

Yeah.

A print like, you mean like an 8x10, you mean?

Like a poster.

Yeah.

A poster.

Yeah, something like that.

You know, of like.

of Tell him Steve Dave moments from the inside.

Done.

Is it done, though?

Because, like, you know, me and you, our signatures are not difficult to get, but getting Q to sit down and sign all that shit.

Well, I've suggested that he gave out a poster as a gift for this very cycle.

I didn't get it signed, though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just thought it would be crazy to try to get a sign.

Photos are easy though.

12 years old.

Sure.

I can come up to your place.

We'll fucking sit there and

watch a shitty movie, sign photos.

Yeah, we could do that.

That sounds fun, man.

Love it.

Yeah.

You could do that.

No, Walt, I do not have the questions today.

Otherwise, I would have given them to you in advance.

I'm still coming up with stuff for Q.

I have mine and I have Giddam's.

I think they're both pretty good.

And

I'm just going to come up with something.

Maybe next week I come up with something.

Because Walt also gave me an assignment to write some questions for Jimmy's Mystery Inc.

Okay.

A phony phone call.

Yeah.

It's fun.

All right.

I like it when Walt's like, hey, can you do this?

And it's something real fun.

Yeah.

Because then I just think about it all the time.

I'm like, oh, yeah.

I'll do this.

Sink your teeth into it.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, the last one was pretty good.

It hasn't been released yet, but it's been

finished.

Oh, it was?

How did the calls come out?

Were they funny?

Excellent.

Yeah.

All right.

Good.

What else you got?

You got anything, Walt?

I can't think of anything.

No.

What's on your agenda for the rest of the day, Walt?

What are you looking at?

Aside from complaining about me and Q.

I probably will just take off after this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm probably not going to hang out.

Damn.

I'll probably be probably, I mean, I probably just won't do anything now.

Yeah.

Let's hit him hard.

We don't have to move the office.

Don't bend to him.

That's just what he does.

What if he's like this for months?

I don't want that.

No, I don't want that.

I don't even want him like this for the rest of the day.

No, that's what I'm saying.

If we just release him from this and just live with this.

Yeah.

I didn't think he'd get fucking flat out depressed over it.

Yeah.

And honestly, I mean, if what were to say, like, hey, you guys are here 5% of the time, I'm here 95% of the time, that would be a valid argument.

It would be a totally valid argument.

To tell you the truth, I would be fine this place.

If you know what dust and it was always cold like this in here, because it's really nice in here right now.

Well, the problem is that that room is fresh air would be so nice.

It's just like a window open.

Could we get like one of those

mobile air conditioners?

You know, like you just put it here, and then I know you have to pump it out.

Yeah, you gotta vet the ceiling.

Can you put it in the ceiling?

No, the platinum is only about six inches to the roof there.

Wouldn't it also be loud when you're recording?

But I mean, you could cool down the place prior at least.

This is beautiful.

I don't know why it's so nice in here.

The big issue is that room, the office part is on another HVAC zone.

So, and we don't know where the thermostat is for that.

And they won't tell you?

No.

So when you have the door open to be able to see if anybody's in the, you know, when you have this, when you have the door between the studio and the office, the AC goes right out to that.

Well, what happens if...

And then the other day we had what eight people in here?

Yeah, it gets a lot, it gets hot, it just shot the temperature right up, and we, you know, we had the door open for we tried to keep the door closed.

Well, what happens if you go there and you're like, Look, man, our office is like fucking 80 degrees and it's the summer.

Where the fuck is the thermostat, and how the fuck do I turn on the air conditioning?

I don't think that's an unreasonable reason.

Well, I will uh, I will go and ask Jill next chance I can, yeah, and tell him to stop giving away mine and Walt's phone numbers, too.

Oh, okay, thank you,

dummies.

Yeah,

all right.

Well, you know, uh, I got HVAC problems.

Are you going to keep going this episode?

You think it's worth pushing that ball up the hills?

I'm trying to just hit that hour bar.

58 minutes looks

sad.

It just seems like, okay, all right.

We have no ads this week, huh?

No ads this week.

No.

All right.

Okay, ready?

Five, four,

three,

two.

Go ahead.

One.

Do it, Walt.

Do what, tell him Steve Day?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

That's the countdown.

Tell him Steve Day.

All right, what an episode.