#552: The Perils of Petsitting

So people are like sending you boxes of food to eat?

Yeah, they would say, yeah, like eat this.

And so I'll eat it and I'll eat as much as I can until I throw up.

People are sending us money.

And he says he went to hell for 13 minutes.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

That would be fucking dope, wouldn't it?

Like podcast shows, some I hate watch, some I regular watch.

One of the ones I hate watched just recently.

Live from the Secret Snash.

So you wouldn't get him under the two viewers.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

We are not in studio today.

We are broadcasting from beautiful downtown Leonardo, New Jersey.

Not that beautiful, really.

It's pretty nice, isn't it?

Okay.

It's the winter.

It's making all the trees are dead.

In the summer, it's lush, verdant.

Mm-hmm.

You know?

When the wind blows right, can you smell the Mickey D's?

I've always wanted to live close to a Mickey D's so you could smell the French fries.

No.

No?

No.

You can't smell it.

Can't smell it.

Damn.

I just noticed that we have a rooster living across the street, though.

I just heard him.

I haven't heard him in the morning yet.

I like that.

Yeah.

Well, roosters, are they the ones who crow?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I heard them over there fucking.

Well, he's in McDonald's.

It's like if you go all the way to the end of this street to the right.

Yeah, it's a good couple miles away.

Get the hell out of here.

It's probably like two miles from here.

I'll measure it.

The man doesn't want to be associated with living close to McDonald's.

You know?

Respectable citizen, though.

I was like, that would be so awesome, like the smell.

Live in an apartment above McDonald's.

You know, that you would get tired of it after a while?

Oh, you know what?

I did get tired of the KFC smell.

Yeah.

It turns my stomach now.

Oh, the potato thighs never came?

Well, no,

not from the potatoes,

but from the Carvelle at the airport plaza, that gave me the

ice cream to ice cream.

I gave up the Carvell.

So you did you?

Yeah.

Yep.

I had to do it.

I was getting addicted to chocolate milkshakes.

Oh, they are good, though.

They are fucking awesome, man.

Love a good milkshake.

So, but you can't smell

KFC anymore.

Oh, I can smell it.

It just smells nasty now.

Oh, man.

Yeah, just like it's too much.

It just in turn kind of

to that guy who showed up today for the Amuda gave me that KFC gift card.

Don't worry about it, brother.

I mean, just because I don't like the smell doesn't mean I won't eat it.

He's listening right now.

His smile is falling ever so slowly.

I got it in my pocket right now

before we left.

Worked so hard to make that fire.

There you go.

Thank you, though.

That was a very great gift on your part, though.

A lot of ants came by today?

You bet.

Yeah,

there's a lot of ants coming in town to see you and Kev to meet the big stage.

Yeah.

9.30.

9.30 is a late start for me.

It is.

For me these days, yeah.

How come?

Well, you got to figure 9.30.

Movie starts 10.

We're not doing the QA until 11.15, 11.30.

Go maybe an hour.

I'm not getting home until after 1, man.

Yeah, it lives an hour away.

Wow,

you're the baby of the group.

You should have a limitless energy and

bouncing off the walls.

No, no.

I mean, I'm excited for Tube Watts to do the Q ⁇ A and stuff like that.

That's not the problem.

I am looking forward to that.

It's the hour drive home.

Would you consider yourself a morning person or a night person?

Look at the afternoon person.

Yeah.

Are there such a thing as an afternoon?

Yeah, you're looking at one of the.

But yeah.

Well, the other thing is I'm cat-sitting.

An old cat right now for this week.

And I got to get home and give her her medications and stuff like that.

Old cat is

a rough ask of someone, like, because what happens if something were to befall the cat and try it under your care?

Only one more day, only one more day.

Wow, I got a great story about watching an animal for a family member and it going south and costing me $1,000.

No.

I don't even know if they know.

I don't know if we ever reveal to them, but we watched a dog and

my dog, Sox, ran this dog like ragged, like just

playing, but like this dog was not used to that.

And all of a sudden, it started appeeing, and there was some blood in it.

And we had how many days before they came back?

It was still a week before they came back.

So we could get to the vet and everything, but like, you know, vet bill and everything.

Not a dog that was under our insurance.

We had to pick up the tab for it.

It was just dehydrated.

So even though

we had a water out for it.

The most expensive polo order out there.

And how long ago was this?

Oh, gosh, at least six or seven years ago.

Oh, so you were still at the stash?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, I didn't bring the dog to the stash.

No.

No.

No, I'm just.

Yeah, it just was.

I mean, the dog constantly had water at

its back and call, but it just fucking wouldn't drink water for some reason.

This wasn't used to all the exercise and playing.

Yeah, it totally fucking like zonked it.

$1,000 for dehydration.

Because we had to bring it back twice during the time because it didn't get better right away.

So you had to give them like fluids and stuff?

Yeah.

Don't do that, Q.

No.

Make sure it's got water.

Yeah, cat's got a little water fountain.

And if it starts pissing blood, just say it ran away and like outside.

I mean, at this point, if she starts pissing blood, it's only like 20 hours before her parents come and get her.

I don't know if you noticed, Q.

Was that?

But we got a hippie in our midst.

Really?

You look at that hair growing out.

That beatnik stuff going on.

I noticed it the other day.

Mary Beth said today after we saw you, she's like, well, it's a really letting his hair grow out, huh?

Yeah, I'm going to go, yeah, there's

what's the, I mean, I lucky enough to still have some.

So I'm like, you know what, let me see how long it can grow before I get it cut.

I don't know if it's part laziness and just part like, yeah, let's see what happens.

Right.

That's what happens to me sometimes.

I'm just like, I said to Mary Beth, I was like, I'm just going to let it grow now.

And it really was just a day where I'm like, I don't feel like fucking get my hair cut.

I don't feel like it the next day.

It's such a pain in the ass.

Yeah.

Until eventually it just goes.

But I do love the feel of a a fucking haircut, though, man.

Oh, man.

That is so relaxing.

Well, you were saying you like that ASMR, like that, that buzzing noise.

And then just earlier on our new YouTube channel at TESD Town, we just did our first live intro.

You were saying that Deb would cut the gray hairs out of your

hand.

I think Mike's scalp

is a major erogenous zone.

Even more so than

below the underwears.

Really?

Wow.

That's the first time I've ever heard of that.

You'd be rock hard watching Benny Hill.

That's a good joke.

That's an instance.

That's the end.

You got to be of a certain age to get that one.

You.

We just paid.

I don't think the episode aired yet, but we just, we had to fight hard to get it.

We had to pay to get to use the

Benny Hill theme, the Yakity Sacks.

Yeah.

And to air it for like 30 seconds, their first quote is $20,000.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

They're still raking you over the coals for it all these years.

But you want it, right?

Well,

we knew someone that could have worked without it because you could always do like that

make one that's like beer beer doot doot beer doer doot, you know, and like, all right.

But we were able to, well, we knew someone that knew them that called in a favor.

So we got it for like five grand.

That's not bad.

I mean, it's still a lot of money for 30 seconds.

yeah but i mean it's true tv's money right well yeah you'd be surprised how little money they have that are willing to part with yeah certainly that

did you have to go to battle for it no there there's like a there's like a minute which just meant we couldn't do something else there's like a slush fund of sorts to i remember when they when they did mall rats and jay and bob were outside the pet store

Jay they were Jay they wanted Jay to say Kev wanted Jay to say listen all y'all it's a sabotage but that line alone was 25 grand Wow back then Yeah, and so now it's just like, man,

that was 95.

Yeah.

So it may have come down since then.

I don't know.

They're not making any more new music.

Beauty Boys are still pretty popular.

Hell yeah.

They just used that in one of the Star Trek films and stuff like that.

Yeah.

Sabotage is an all-time song.

I don't know that you'll ever see that dip below 20 grand.

Really?

I just thought the further and further we get away from that being relevant.

That song.

Maybe.

What do I know?

Well, Yakity Sachs is still fucking racking in that, so who knows?

Yeah, you're right.

Who would have thought that the theme from Benny Hill would be a moneymaker for the estate of Benny Hill?

You think it's Benny Hill getting it or themes?

No,

somebody made that.

It's a song.

It's called Yackety Sachs.

Somebody used it.

Benny Hill, I think, used it.

Oh, okay.

It wasn't composed.

I don't think so.

Or Benny Hill.

Can you imagine using the word composed and Yakity Sacks in the same sentence?

Look, man, we could rip it.

It was associated with fast motion chasing of women.

Well, that was scantily clad women.

That was the joke.

We were doing it.

He's not, you know, of course, he's not chasing a scandal-clad woman.

I was going to say, I can't believe you're able to get away with chasing a woman.

Bring it back to the bench.

That would be awesome.

If the joke called for it, I wouldn't be afraid to put that forward, but this joke didn't call for it.

It called for somebody chasing a man all greased up in his undelair.

So we were in the other direction.

Sounds more like Jokers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Another thing,

Walt, you're making us look like fucking rubes, dude.

Yeah.

Like when we were talking last week about Joe DeRosa coming on.

Okay.

What did I do?

You secured him.

I got him.

Yeah.

I got him.

I said, I texted him.

Yeah.

I said, you're a big, big subject today.

We're going to start having guests on.

We want you to be our first one.

Okay.

And he said he's traveling this week.

Next week, he'd love to do it.

Yeah.

Can't wait.

Can't wait.

It's called back-channeling.

Yeah.

It's what we did with Yakuti Sachs.

You back-channeled DeRosa.

Got him on the cheap.

This is a walt tweet.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Because, like, you, you know what?

This is this is a moment.

You know, you should be fucking plant your flag and fucking raise it high and proud that you land at the first gear.

Because I tried to reach out and get a guest, a guest, and I was met with crickets.

Yeah, Bill Wise at Bill Wise.

Mr.

Wise, would you be interested in coming on a podcast and discussing your book?

It's called Tell Him Steve Dave.

And while I think it's considered, I think it's considered a potty comedy pod.

I don't want to be presumptuous because I don't think of myself as a comedy.

After 12 years, he doesn't think of him.

I think of himself as a comedian.

So I don't think that's a good thing.

But you're funny and you say funny stuff.

So it's like it is a comedy pod.

We're not stand-up comedians.

Yeah, I think most people think comedy pod.

They think, I don't know if they think tell him Steve Dave.

See, they should, though.

And what they shouldn't think when they think comedy pod are a bunch of fucking stand-ups like jerking each other off sitting around doing podcasts.

I'm not talking about Salad Joda Rosa.

You can't say that stuff in in front of me.

I'm not talking about those guys.

But there are a plethora of podcasts where comedians who don't really know each other that well will sit down and just try to shoot the shit.

And it doesn't always, the chemistry isn't always there because usually with stand-up comedians too, they always want to be the funniest one in the room.

They want to be the first one to the joke and all that other shit.

Yeah, but like, yeah, but what does that do?

What book did you write, this guy?

Well, hold on a second.

Oh, yeah, because I name dropped it.

Yeah, your name dropped too.

Dir up.

We do discuss serious topics.

Brian Quinn of Impractical Jokers is one of the hosts.

We would love to have you.

The letter you.

Because Brian Johnson was of an entrepreneur.

The letter you.

Comic book men.

Bill Weiss may be the biggest comic book men fan, and we'll never know now.

Well, I guess he would know because he would know you.

Did he answer you at all?

Not at all.

And then I also sent an email to Rupp, secured me a contact after seeing the tweet.

And he goes, this is his contact for people who want to do interviews with him.

But he wrote a book, I believe it's called 13 Minutes in Hell.

He died on the operating table.

Oh.

And he says he went to hell for 13 minutes.

That's pretty good.

That would be fucking dope, wouldn't it?

Yeah.

Well, I think it's a great guess, but it did really make me

start to wonder.

I was like, why is Walt so much more concerned with the afterlife than the life he's living now?

Look who's fucking this guy fucking watching death videos 24-7.

He doesn't do that anymore, though.

Yeah, but

you really don't think he's fucking snuck a few fucking beheadings and disfiguring

and trains running over innocent mothers who would grab to look both ways.

Innocent mothers.

In all fairness, I've known Walt longer, Q, so he knows me maybe a little bit better.

I had to sneak and watch a few decapitations.

Who is doing the how are they decapitating people?

Why are you watching?

A lot of times it's cartel videos.

Like, you know, somebody who ran afoul of the cartel.

And it's like, they must not have sharpening stones in these third world countries.

They're always hacking.

Oh, they're always hacking.

Always hacking, sawing forever.

It's never like a nice, like, refined German blade where it's like,

kill it, it comes right off.

Yeah, it comes right off.

Or like in a movie where the sword does the neck and they don't even realize they're dead for a few seconds, and then the blood starts trickling.

No, I like that.

Yeah.

This has has to be on the dark web, right?

No, this is on regular

websites.

Does the internet, like the legit internet, allow these videos to be up?

I don't know.

I guess it's just it's public.

You know, it's something that was shot in public.

I was talking to Iraq the other day, and he was like, oh, you know what I saw?

Like, and he described like it was.

He's into that, too?

No, he's not.

No.

It was just some guy.

It's the ice maker.

There was a guy sitting on a curb, just like, he looked like some homeless guy was just sort of hanging out there.

And another guy's like walking around behind him, sort of strolling back and forth.

Just takes out a gun and shoots him in the head and kills him.

Oh, just kills the guy.

And Iraq has said, like, hey, I never saw anything.

It's like a snuff film.

He's like, I didn't even know that stuff existed on the internet.

And I was like, I gave him a couple sites.

If you

want to see more of the same, like, you know, Jimmy Norton, the comedian.

Sure.

He's real into that kind of stuff, too.

So I'm giving him a couple of sites.

Yeah, that.

Yeah, you're worried about me because I want to talk to somebody who went to hell.

Well, no, you just like, you're very concerned with the afterlife.

I mean, yeah, man, it's it's coming.

It'll be here before you know it.

We're on the other side of you know the hidden of 110.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, we we have less years to live now than we had, you know.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like, so there's more years behind us than ever.

Yeah, there you go.

That's what's.

You don't know that's true.

I don't, but, you know.

Do you think Walt Mike wrote 110?

I mean, modern science.

You never, you never know.

Yeah.

Who knows?

Did you read this book?

I didn't read the book, but if he's agreed to come on, I'd read it though.

Okay.

So you don't know what he described?

I read excerpts of it, though.

Okay.

Experts.

Excerpts.

Any tidbits you could?

Well, he's not coming on, so we just talk about it.

It's foul-smelling.

Okay.

That wouldn't have been one of my main.

Like, an unbelievable odor.

Like KFC.

Too much KFC.

No, I think it's worse than KFC.

It's like living too far from McDonald's and not being able to to smell it.

He said there is a lot of misery.

All right, so far, I mean, this is right.

This is

revelations.

Yeah, what language?

Did you say what language they speak?

They speak in English.

He heard people screaming and yelling in English.

But there's music, he said, too, which was weird.

Country music, he heard.

Oh, that I believe.

Every time I go to the Roadhouse, the Texas Grill or whatever, I feel like I'm in hell.

You don't like Willie Nelson, man?

No, I like old country, but new country, like you, you go to the Texas Roadhouse.

I agree with you.

One song from the beginning to the end.

It sounds like it's yeah.

One song.

And you look at the video, it's all the same video.

It's the singer singing, and then it's all shot to Middle America, like, you know, the football team on high school on Friday night.

Cheerleaders.

Yes, exactly.

Tractors.

They're just popping.

There's like close-ups of like girls dancing with a beard.

Cornfields.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's all the same shit.

All right.

Not your, you don't like any of that stuff, huh?

No, that would be hellish.

All right.

Let me look up this book.

Hold on.

So, Smells New Country Music.

No, what was the guy's name?

Bill Weiss.

W-E-I-S-S.

And I mean, look, it's not like he has a fuck ton of followers on Twitter.

I'm surprised that he didn't.

I'm sure he didn't even check his Twitter.

I think he's also a minister now.

23 Minutes in Hell?

23 minutes in hell.

Okay, got it.

Got it.

But

I thought it would be riveting

because, I mean, his book got published.

There has to be something to it.

Yeah, possibly.

Okay, here we go.

According to the book,

Weiss, then a real estate broker, found himself in a cell approximately 15 feet high and 10 feet by 15 feet in area, where there were two foul-smelling beasts, personifications of evil and terror, who smoke in a blasphemous language.

Why said the creatures had strength approximately 1,000 times greater than a man's strength?

And he heard the screams of billions of damned people in hell.

He says he then encountered Jesus, who told him to tell other people that hell is real.

Wow.

So Jesus sent them down there.

Yeah, like, well, that's my question: is like, why is he in hell in the first place?

That's why I wanted to ask him.

Like, what do you think you did

that when you died, you went to hell?

Right.

And obviously, you must have cut that out.

You must have made changes when you came back.

But what do you think

made you go down the escalator rather than up the escalator?

You know, that's what I want to ask him.

Yeah, son of a bitch.

I'll ask Larosa.

He'll know.

All right.

So, Joe, he's not a religious guy, isn't he, Joe?

I don't believe so, no.

He's Italian, right?

Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything.

Oh, no.

Not anymore.

He used to be like, you know, one of the

things you could count on.

Yeah, but he's just

like a 46-year-old dude that lives in the city now.

I don't know if he...

Okay.

Yeah, I think he's past the.

Could you get Gomer, too?

Who?

Gomer.

Gomez.

Oh, you don't call him Gomer?

Who?

Scott Gomez.

Scott Gomez.

Oh, you've been asking for that for a while.

Oh, I mean, I haven't spoken to him in a long time.

I could reach out again.

Oh, man, that would be one-two punch.

De La Rosa.

What's Make sure you call him De La Rosa.

De Rosa.

De Rosa.

De Rosa.

De Rosa and Golden.

We can just call him Joe.

Well, he lives in Alaska, so it would be dependent on the public.

You would

phone in.

Oh, okay.

Somebody says, I did his.

I think he still owes me one.

Oh, I would love that.

Yeah, and you know what?

If you want to, if there's guests you want to see within realistic.

We have to hire somebody.

You think so?

We've got a real producer.

We got to book her.

We got to get a booker.

And I'm not saying they have to be even experienced, but somebody who's devoted devoted to it right

you know somebody with some connection would it be unfair to like you we only pay them on how many how many guests they book and the quality of guests that's not their fault like if like i got the rosa so like i should get a nice bump yeah but like some guy who says he goes to hell

it was stinky down there

with a lot of angry people yeah i don't know i think they probably get paid regardless but i can i could talk to a couple people i know and then maybe we'll we'll get some some good guests on.

You don't want to just put Giddam on it?

No, no.

I mean, Giddam has been amazing, and he's been, he has really upped his game, but

I don't.

He came over to my house and he put together so much furniture.

My wife had him fucking sweat.

Not as well as Steve Dave game.

His continuing Flanagan game.

You have a houseboy, for Christ's sakes.

We don't even have a secretary anymore.

It is nice to have a houseboy that you know you can leave with your wife.

No danger.

But yeah, he put together so much furniture.

I just don't know if I want to throw too much on him, put too much on his plate.

So now booking guests, because I know he would feel overwhelmed.

But the furniture's over.

He's not doing that anymore.

But I think he would feel overwhelmed even trying to get guests.

I think that's like too far out of his range of expertise.

Okay.

Does he have the people skills too?

Like he might not be able to read certain situations.

Yeah, he cannot read

situations.

He can read.

Why?

He wasn't good today with the ants that came by?

No, no, no, not at all.

But I've just seen him in different social situations where, you know, I'm just like, you know, he just looks lost.

He can't knock back a couple of natties and then try to get guests.

All right, I understand.

I saw get him taking a little shit today.

Well, yeah, I stopped by to get the equipment, and I saw very dour Walt Flanagan.

But

I was listening to it, and I was like, Walt is 100% right.

We need an employee that has a phone you can call,

and that person will pick up on the other end.

Because, like, whenever Walt needs him, it's like he can't reach him because he has fucking five phones that it's like, oh, well, this one works on 4G, and this one works on a Wi-Fi.

None of them work on a regular fucking network.

But like, what, like,

children look safe as a phone.

What is his reasoning for that?

His reasoning is: he's always told me he doesn't go with a normal phone plan or even a functioning phone, just

get rid of the five and just get one that works and does everything, is because he would be too distracted and he would get nothing done.

And I was like, what are you getting done now?

Yeah, that's about the same.

But he said he would never leave the internet then if he had constant access to the internet.

But he does, doesn't he?

With the other phone.

No, whenever he leaves,

he doesn't have access to the internet.

Oh, like outside the office.

okay i i think what he suffers from and i get it i don't have it as bad as he does

but he has an inability

to lavish himself

he has like a

he has like this like this blockade up where

it's good enough to do it this way he doesn't need it he doesn't need like any kind of comfort

and i and there's got to be some sort of mental thing going on there but like he'd rather like

not

give himself some sort of like high-end

thing to make his life more comfortable or better.

He's way, way more content and almost adverse to it, to making his life better.

Yeah, I have noticed that with the sleeping in the basement and stuff like that.

And people who are like, oh, I feel bad for him.

Like, the man

is more comfortable, I think.

Amongst the spiders.

Yeah, I think he really really is.

He doesn't want...

He doesn't, I don't know if it's not.

He doesn't think he's good enough to splurge on himself,

but he just won't.

You know,

he's just set in his ways.

Do you worry about him?

No.

I spent enough time with him that I don't worry about him.

So one day, like...

Oh, you mean like what is health-wise?

Well, when he's older, like, what's what's

flash forward fit to bring him to the best?

He's going to be doing the same exact things he's doing now.

Yeah.

And I think he's kind kind of like built

to

be

satisfied with

whatever it is, whatever it is he's got.

Status quo,

whatever that is.

Wow.

It's a different mindset.

Yeah, it's kind of an old school mindset in a way where like the Italians who came over, I know growing up, like, I remember my first car, they didn't even want me to get with electric windows because they were like, that'll break.

Just get the roll down.

You know, the fucking handle came off every time I rolled down the thing, but they were like, don't, every fancy thing in a car is

only there to break and make you pay money to fix it rather than

make the ride more comfortable or, you know, make your life easier.

I think he's like, I think the analogy would be like, if he has like this super thin blanket with holes in it, you know, it's all chewed up.

It's got those, you know, those balls of of like the pills of the pillars.

And then he, when he, let's say, he was walking through a shop right and he saw this fucking beautiful soft comforter

for 50 bucks.

Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, you should get that.

You were complaining about your blanket.

No, my blanket's fine.

I don't need a blanket.

Blanket's good enough.

You know, he doesn't think, I don't know if it's some sort of subconscious thing or doesn't feel he's worthy of

treating himself.

Because it can't be money.

No, he's got it.

Yeah.

He just fucking buys the stupidest shit.

He just continues to buy little matchbox cars.

And then give them away to people.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's in the conundrum.

Wow.

That is.

But I thought I, I didn't think I was, I didn't think I was, would I speak rudely to him when I told him that I'm like, no, but I could hear the frustration.

Yeah, I was frustrated, but I wasn't, I didn't raise my voice.

I was just, he goes, I didn't get that text.

And I was like, yeah, I know you didn't get it because you don't have a fucking phone playing and you don't have a functioning phone like a real employee would.

I said it just like that.

Daryl's eyes were cast to the ground.

And then about an hour later, he comes in the room and he goes, look, it still didn't come through your text.

As if to be like, it's not my fault.

It didn't come through.

My phone's still a piece of shit.

So he doesn't even have a phone plan.

It's just on

Wi-Fi.

Yeah, he's like invisible to

the

phone WhatsApp, so like there are ways.

Yeah, there's all sorts of ways around it.

Google Voice is free phone number.

He's found a way around it that he doesn't have to pay.

Yeah, but Google Voice is free.

I don't understand it.

Yeah, he figured out his way around Google Voice.

Fucking get it.

It can't be because he's like worried about being tracked because who the fuck would he?

Oh, yeah, he is.

He's worried about that.

Who?

Is wasting as like maybe an ant or two would track him if the doxes asked.

Yeah, had the ability, but like.

If I could tell you all how many times he's come in so fucking proud of himself that he goes in every time to shop right and he covers up the camera on the checkout when you check out yourself,

when you go to the checkout line that you do yourself, you scan your own items.

He puts up something that he has created, like a little piece of paper or something that he brings in with him.

He covers it up so they can't see his face.

The only thing that's going to do is make them think he's stealing shit.

That's exactly what I told him.

What about the five cameras in the ceiling that are pointed right at his face?

And he hates that they track what he's buying.

Pay cash.

I don't know.

I guess the facial recognition.

I don't know what it is, but it's like it's these little victories that

he must win.

Right.

And they're victories that no sane person would ever

know they won.

They wouldn't waste a minute trying to win these battles.

I wonder about, but what about the five other cameras in the story?

Like he just...

They don't matter because you can't do anything about them.

They don't matter because I don't think it's like right in his face.

Because when you look at that camera when you're in checkout, checkout, you see yourself up there, you know.

Okay, so maybe that's what it's about.

Yeah, no, I don't think it's that he sees himself.

Like Herman Munster, like he looks at something and just

because there's one motherfucker that loves to fucking watch videos of himself,

show me pictures of himself from years past, or not even like just he, yeah, he is not

adverse to whipping out his fucking

virtual yearbook to show me away.

He is a vegan thing, too.

He'll sit there and straighten his beard.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow, how is he still so fascinating after all these years?

Yeah, it seems like every time you learn something, you're like, wait, there's that too?

Like just another wrinkle.

Okay, boys.

Let me very quickly tell you about

Green Chef.

But real quick, you know,

these conversations we just had,

you know, where we're kind of like, you know, some people would be like, this is not, you know, we need a guest.

Those conversations are going to go by the wayside now.

And so good or bad, I don't know.

Because we'll have, we'll have guests.

We won't have to, we won't have to resort to fucking, you know, examining Giddam.

The billionth time, like, why get him so fucked up?

Until the guest learns about Giddam, and then they're going to want to know.

But I did get some emails, though, of people like, now, of course, you get the pushback.

No, we don't want guests.

We don't want guests.

Yeah, that's what I heard too.

Yeah, you know, you know,

you never can win.

I think if we get the right guests, people will dig it.

We've had guests in the past.

Yeah, you guys aren't aren't talking about a guest every episode, right?

You're not fucking like throwing somebody on every once in a while.

Yeah.

And people that fit.

Like, DeRosa is going to fit perfectly.

Yeah, DeRosa is the perfectly.

I even feel that this author guy would be very interesting to talk to.

Yeah, I don't know if he'd fit, though.

No.

Yeah, I don't know.

You never know anybody's personality.

I'm sure he doesn't want to feel like he's being the butt of the jokes.

Or if Q came out like the skeptic, like he did with Sargell.

He'd have to be a little bit more respectful.

I think you could be a skeptic, but you can't be like, you know, putting in his face, like, you know, I've got a vortex in my pants.

23 minutes in hell.

Seven minutes in heaven, more than what I want.

Yeah, I don't think I.

All time of guys wondering if that's your real laugh.

No, I don't think I would.

I think I would be, I think those days are over, man.

You know,

I would treat the guests with, you know, extreme respect.

I know you would.

Yeah, I still feel bad and feel, I might have even apologized.

It's been so long we've been doing this show, I can't remember, but like, I always felt like I owed the Ghost Hunter people an apology because I came on them kind of hard.

I thought you were doing it as a bit, though.

I was, but

I try to think about their experience listening to that.

You know, maybe.

They went out of their way to help us out.

Yeah, like they came to Staten Island and they spent the night with us.

And they already am complaining about, like, I mean, they did piss a little muse, but like.

Putting sheets up yourself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, like, I don't know if I've ever apologized to them in the past, but like, I'd certainly take the opportunity to apologize to them.

I'm sure some listener will make sure they hear it.

Please pass it on, man.

I was a young man.

Yeah.

Just starting out in the podcasting game, trying to make a name for myself, you know?

You gotta

all the hubris of youth.

I know.

Young 34,

34-year-old.

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I didn't know that before I married her.

She says, Green Chef is mix cooking so easy, and Sage loves to help come help in the kitchen.

And she can help easier with the pre-portioned ingredients, which are great for her little helping hands.

I don't know, her dirty hands are getting all over my green chef.

I'll have to complain about that.

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Now that's the tagline.

I thought maybe I would come up with a new tagline for every sponsor.

Oh, yeah.

Straight off the cuff, I got this one.

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I like it.

All right.

That would definitely get my attention more than what they have down here.

Of course, they say they're the number one meal.

Like, everybody says that, you know?

But it's like, yeah, you're basically like a homeless piece of crap.

If you're eating uncertified meal kits,

then yeah, you don't know what's in there.

Anything could be in there.

It's not certified, asshole.

Yeah, they can put anything they want.

That should be the type of if it's not certified, don't eat it, asshole.

Maybe that's why Giddam covers up his face in the cameras.

He's ashamed of what he's buying because it's always like spoiled food and shit.

It's close to being spoiled,

but it's not spoiled.

Again, no, he doesn't feel he's worthy of almost expired food.

There's a pattern there.

And I swear to God, like

a psychiatrist who wants to make it, you know, wants to write

his grand thesis,

he could become rich

off of taking on Gidham as a patient and doing like a big paper on him.

Either that or he would hang himself

in a closet.

Or I think he could turn, you know what, if the psychiatrist spent too much time with him, all of a sudden that psychiatrist would be fucking covering up the camera, eating almost inspired food.

Something to what this guy is saying.

Like, you know what?

Frank Five wanted to buy him because he said he wanted to put, Giddam said he wanted to put a wreath on his Jeep.

Okay.

So So we were all in a store.

We were at a hobby lobby and Frank Five grabbed the wreath and he's like, I'm going to buy it for you again.

I'm going to put it on your car.

And he's like, no.

He goes, I could just find

the thrown out pieces at one of the places that sell trees, like on the side of the road.

He goes, if I just go over there, I could find a whole bunch of limbs and branches.

I'll make my own wreath.

And he refused to let him buy the wreath.

And what that motherfucker Den did, just to show us he could, because we were teasing him about it, made a wreath

out of the shit that was on the parking lot ground, you know, after where the trees were purchased and in the parking lot.

He doesn't feel he's worthy of new, shiny things, though.

I think that's what it is deep down, though.

Would he say that?

I don't think he'd say that.

He thinks it's a waste of money, but I think it's got to be how he was raised, though.

It has to be.

Man, a waste of Frank's money?

Yeah, he would not let him buy it.

What about time?

Yeah.

How long did it take to make a a wreath?

Yeah.

And how shitty does it look when he's done?

It looked pretty good.

Really?

All right.

And maybe he's right.

What the fuck do I know?

And maybe it's a pride thing, too.

Maybe he feels like, you know, look, I did it.

Man makes his own wreath.

Yeah, and it looks good.

You can't tell the difference.

And I didn't have to pay for it.

Right.

You know, who's the fool?

Who's the genius?

Me.

Yes, but Frank, you didn't have to pay either way.

Frank was going to get that from him.

He didn't want him to pay for it, though.

No wreath for him.

I was thinking about the YouTube channel and like, what's hot?

We got to jump on some hot trends.

Oh, like TikTok dances?

TikTok dances, that sort of thing.

Yeah.

And I thought that maybe, like, people love pranks, like sage is constantly watching pranks on

YouTube.

So we tell, like, Jimmy the hair guy.

Yeah.

Right.

We tell him that we have a surprise.

We tell him that there's a party planned at the, at the studio, right?

Yeah.

So everybody, like, we're at the studio.

He comes in through the door and me and you and walt it looks like silly string but really what we have are three cans of bare grape mace

we spray him down and then as he's like trying to wipe his eyes away we take those hot chips those like yeah those pocky chips and we just stuff as many as we can in his mouth

And then we just sit back and let you two live do their thing.

You watch him

watch them comment.

Well, Mary Beth was like, you'd probably kill him.

Yeah.

I don't want to hurt like anybody, anybody, let alone people I like.

But

he's that guy, though.

He'd go for it.

Don't you think?

No.

No?

Yeah.

I thought he was down for anything kind of guy.

I think he wants to be involved really badly.

But I think even he has a.

Even he has lines, yeah.

Yeah, definitely.

As all human beings should.

And who are we going to get to do it?

I guess guess Giddam's next on the chopping block.

Well, why don't why?

You're a pretty good actor.

You're a much better actor than the people give you credit for.

Why don't you just pretend that it's, we could do fake bear mace, fake chips, and then you just have to act it out like it's really hurting you?

I could do that.

I mean, we'll have to cut this part out.

Everyone will know.

Slam it to walls,

knock down a poster or two.

Yeah, like my eyes are all glassy.

Yeah.

That was the other thing I was thinking because

I suggested that if German magazine came in with me wearing pig helmets and stuff, what would unfriend me?

What if I found like I overate one day?

Like I ate a whole box of donuts and I'm on YouTube and I just like throw up.

People seem to like it.

So they start like commenting, could I do it again?

Could I do it different foods?

And money's rolling in.

Like,

is this something that you could deal with?

I mean, if you throw in the fucking factor that money's rolling in, you know, that's a different, that changes the fucking whole conversation, though.

What's the split?

Is it still three ways?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Of course it is.

I'm the one with all the petichial hemorrhaging.

My eyes aren't.

My throat's burned down.

So people are like sending you boxes of food to eat?

Yeah, like eat this.

And so I'll eat it and I'll eat as much as I can until I throw up.

People are sending us money.

We always have had a three-way split.

I hadn't considered that part.

Only getting 33 cents out of every dollar.

Not even because if it's on YouTube, they're taking 30.

Yeah.

So, wait a second.

So, if I get a dollar, YouTube's immediately going to take 30%.

So, that's down to 70 cents.

Yeah.

So, that's like 22 cents for each of us.

And then take taxes out to the tune of 25% and look at like 16 cents.

16 cents, yeah.

Per view, though.

What is it?

It would be 16 cents per dollar.

Oh, right.

But how does dollars, like, how do they generate it?

Probably need 1,000 views for a buck or something like that.

No, no, no.

Well, yeah, if you're just going to do it that way.

But if we do the super chats where somebody can be like, hey, man, like, like, bore Mary Beth into the room and throw up on her, and like, they'll give $100.

It's become a totally different animal.

Then,

then you might want to get your own channel.

You can keep 100% of it, though.

I'm going to distance yourself from me, huh?

I tried to tell Sage that the other day.

She said she's been having trouble at school with bullies.

I'm not sure how

bullyish these people are because

she might just not like them.

I don't know that they're really bullying her.

So I told her the other day, I was like, because she came down, she had her hands.

She had like, you know, you know, like hairbands that girls wear, like the cloth ones.

She had two of them wrapped around her hands.

and she asked me to.

Ready to fight?

Yeah, like Rocky's hands are wrapped up.

Okay.

And she asked me to help her train because she wants to beat up a bully at school.

So I started offering her different

as opposed to, like,

that was one of the things.

I said, what if I was like, I'll eat a whole bunch, right?

I was like, I'll throw up into your backpack before school.

And then when you get to school, you can just dump it right on the bully.

And she's like, no, dad, a bad plan.

She doesn't like any of my plans.

She just wants to lay a hurt down on them.

She wants to lay a hurt down on him.

And like, and then I was like, Well, but once you take over, like, once you beat up the main bully, I was like, Then you become the queen bee.

I was like, Now you can start demanding money from your friends.

And there's like, so her kids are like real bad off.

So those are the kids I pick.

I'm like, Yeah, you could get $20 from her.

And if she doesn't give it to you, I was like, smack her glasses off her face.

Donna, stop.

No, she doesn't want to hear it.

She only wants to hear about beating up the basement.

So, did she watch something, some sort of movie where there was a bully and somebody beats up the bully?

She might.

She might.

I don't know.

She watches tons of YouTube shit.

She better subscribe to our channel.

I hope so.

So I'll be sparing her with Bear Mace and putting chips in her mouth.

She never says a single, like, what a bullying is or what.

Like, in the bus, it's like the person behind her was like kicking her seat, like that kind of shit.

But I don't know about in school because I feel like

they're so on top top of bullying that if it was like something real.

I don't know.

My nephew's, you know, my nephew gets it sometimes.

Yeah.

And so who knows?

She might be right.

She might be asking for help and you're not interceding.

Yeah, like I'm with puke in your backpack.

That should solve the problem.

All right, a little note to her team.

Dada's going to live stream.

Yeah.

Dada needs to boost his ego a little bit.

I was thinking the other day, speaking about about getting old, like she'll she'll be around the corner.

A lot of times, like I know she's there and I'll say something just so like she'll could be like, What?

And then the other day, I was like, Mary Beth, who's in the bathroom, so I like sit out to her.

I was like, and the best thing, the best thing about it is Sage doesn't know I peed on all her school clothes.

So she's going to smell so bad if she goes to school.

And as she comes and she goes, What?

What'd you do?

And she's like,

She gets real close to me.

So I slap her in the face.

Not hard, just a little, like, a little tap.

And she attacks me and jumps on me.

And there's a moment where I'm like, the day is coming, and it might not be that far away where I can't get her off me

because she's so fucking strong.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm like,

yeah, where Tussana was like laying in bed.

I was trying to push her off me, but she like had me like with her body, like lying on top of me, and I couldn't get her off.

I was like,

Very about just showering the puke out of her hair.

Cole Edgar.

I can't help but notice this fucking, this very fancy pen.

It sounds like you're still keeping up with your pen game.

That pen was cheap.

Yeah, that pen was cheaper.

Really?

That pen was like 20 bucks.

This looks like one of those.

What's it called?

Cheap for a pen is like 15 cents.

How much was this pen?

Like 20 bucks.

$20 for a pen.

Well, it came with two.

So $10.

It's brass.

Victorian.

Call it like steampunk?

Yeah, this looks like a steampunk.

It looks like a steampunk pen, doesn't it?

Yeah, it sure does.

Yeah, it's cool, but is this yours?

It's got to be ours.

I don't know.

I'm going to take a picture of this pen.

I think I'm going to post it after this episode airs because,

I mean, you got a problem.

I mean, it's a cool pen.

It's a comfortable pen.

It is.

Like, if I have to, yeah, it's not that bad.

Like, when I first got it, I was like, oh, it's not rounded.

It might not be, you know, it might be hard to hold, but yeah, I like it.

All right, let me see this thing.

All right, a little weighty.

Yeah, has some weight to it.

Can write stuff on napkins, see?

Yeah, all right.

Yeah.

I'm so good.

Oh, and look, it's got like a cool

clicker.

Gun type, a gun-style

methinks.

It might be, he may have

underballed the cost of that pen.

No, I swear.

I swear.

I'll bring it up on Amazon right now.

Who makes this pen?

I don't know.

It was some like.

It's not a normal company.

Like, not one that you've heard of anyway.

I wouldn't, I mean, me buy a normal company pen.

This is the opposite of Giddam.

This is why.

Yes.

Yes.

Like, Giddam is writing, like, he'll find a fucking feather from a real bird and fucking cut himself and dip it in a wound and write.

I don't need a pen.

Pens are for suckers.

See,

I don't.

Well, you tend to crap on lawyers quite a bit.

But Mary Rachel, the official Telum Steve Deep Town Attorney, said talking about the live stream, if you all have any questions or concerns regarding terms of service or what is okay legally on streaming sites, just let me know and I'll be happy to help.

I have a lot of streamer friends I assist on various platforms, so I'm already pretty familiar with.

Who's this?

This is Mary Rachel.

She's been around for long.

Oh, okay.

Did you Vermont lawyer on VT lawyer on the street?

Oh, that's very nice.

Did you ever consider that we would have to consult a lawyer for the things that we'll be putting up on YouTube?

No, but it sounds like it's about the monetize.

Anytime there's money involved, this lawyer is not far off.

Oh, she's an ambulance chaser, huh?

Yeah, she wants to sue us.

She wants a piece of our money.

Now you're down to eight cents for a von.

This pukin thing isn't really working out the way I thought it was going to.

No,

there's shows

that I'll watch,

like podcast shows, some I hate watch, some I regular watch.

One of the ones I hate watched just recently.

Live from the Secret Snash.

So you and Gatimid two viewers.

Two hateful motherfuckers.

Yeah.

Just watching him.

That is some show, man.

I got to say, as long as we're talking about Secret Sash Live, I've never seen such a mess of a podcast.

It's like, Q, I'm sure you haven't watched it, but it's like...

Who's on?

It's Mike Zapzik, his wife, Julia, and then Christian.

I'm not sure if you know him.

He's a big, heavy-set black dude, really cool guy.

You might have seen him once or twice at Shared Universe because he worked for Ming.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I know exactly what you mean then.

Yeah, he is a real nice guy.

So now he works at The Stash.

Yeah,

he works at The Stash.

You guys are out.

He's in.

Yep.

Christian's in.

Still like him, though.

But their entire podcast is like kind of talking about comics a little bit.

Julia talking about shit that has nothing to do with anything anyone is interested in.

Like she was talking about the raise and pay for Rutgers professors or something and how something has to be done.

The kind of shit that nobody would care about.

But while she's at least she's speaking passionately about it and she's like, you know, got something on her mind.

Mike and Christian are not paying any attention to her whatsoever.

Oh, really?

They're like, Mike is so concerned with what I assume to be the chat and like banning people from the chat.

Like his, his chat must go a lot slower than ours did because I wouldn't even be able to to see an insult if it came up.

But, like, as she's talking, you can see Mike looking, and then he's just like, like, giving the like films, like, he's out of here sign.

Like,

what do you mean?

Like, who's he giving?

Yeah, no, I got that, but who's giving the listeners to?

Listeners, people are viewing, I think.

People who are viewing, yeah, like, like, Mike, they may have said something that I guess didn't he didn't like.

Mike took offense too, yeah.

That happens often.

One thing I did want to ask about the YouTube channel that we did earlier, even though that was on a massive television, I couldn't read the, I still couldn't read the comments though.

I think that has something to do with our eyes.

I told Mary Beth, I was like, can you make it any bigger?

Yeah.

But I'm glad,

like you said, though, I think people tend to get distracted too easily by the comments, though.

Yeah.

I find that if I'm watching something and then people are

so

like

invested in what people are commenting, I don't know if that's a great form or the people watching, other people watching are getting a good show then.

Right.

You know, that's.

Yeah, they say don't watch the chat.

There are guys, like, there's a show I watch, Mizzy who loves company, and they've been doing really well lately with their super chats and shit lately.

But that's all it is, is them reading comments.

Like, they have their two main guys, and then they have their whipping boy.

They're getting them or their Ming or whatever.

And so, but their whipping boy is like, it's not like get him or Ming.

Like, the the guy's like a bona fide criminal.

Like, he has like three DUIs.

He got busted for credit card fraud.

He just recently pretended that he got beaten up and blamed it on Anthony Kumia.

Like, people, he said that these guys jumped out and beat the shit out of him.

And he was like, that's for fucking with Kumia.

Or don't fuck with Kumia or something like that.

And it turned out to be total bullshit.

And because somebody brought up that he told the same exact story eight years ago when he lived in Ohio.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

That's this guy, Chad Zumak, who, like, I can't say I totally hate him because he

does bring entertainment.

Like, he is entertaining in a, like, train wreck kind of way.

Yeah.

So, like, I can't say I really hate the guy.

But anyway, my point being that the, the show that I, that I do not like, and I watch another guy sniping the stream.

So, like, he comments on their show.

And they're doing like a prize night with lotteries and all kinds of stuff.

And there were tons of people that were like, what you're doing is not legal.

Like, you can get a lot of trouble for this.

And they didn't care.

They said they were going to do it anyway.

I guess they figured this so far into the radar, who's going to take the time?

They said there were like 17 different reports.

Well, what are they doing that is not legal?

What they were doing was, like, let's say we want to give away a hat, like a general store hat or something.

We can have a lottery for it.

People can send in their emails or whatever.

However, we decided, oh, we could do it.

What we can't do is require a purchase.

And that's what these guys are doing is they're like, buy stickers, buy this, buy that.

And then you're entered into this, this lottery to win like a gift card or whatever.

You know how hard it would be to prosecute that?

You know, you know how hard it would be to somebody to like first have somebody else make a complaint.

And then people don't like this guy.

So

I don't know how hard it would be.

Like he's

it's it's weird.

It's like this, it's like somebody notices.

Like it's never happened to us, thank God.

We have our detractors on Reddit and shit, but there are some shows that like are just like the comments like when you see it's just filled with people who hate the like the show that they're watching and you suck and your mom is fat.

Oh my god, all this shit.

It's pretty funny.

I think that says a lot about society though, that there's you know that people enjoy

watching something they don't like to make the comments more than they enjoy watching something that they do like.

Yeah.

You know,

that really is the state of the world, though.

There's more to be had and more, they get more of a rush off that than

digging in and watching something that, you know, that is actually they enjoy, though.

Yeah, it's easy to get caught up in it, though.

Like, like I, for a good two weeks, I was like really into it.

And then it's just like, all right, it's just the same shit.

These people are saying the same thing over and over again.

Their complaints about the show.

And I also, I'm not, like, like one of those i i never have once commented i've never like left a reddit message or no these guys suck i'm just like i'm i don't want to be that guy but there there are people out there like they swatted them oh you know like they do like that oh yeah it's it's yeah there's a lot of fucking sickos out there man yeah thankfully none of the ants are like that i gotta say man the ants are a pretty fucking good group of people yeah like you know every once in a while there's this there's always that yeah i mean you're gonna open up an what's it called an apple barrel you're always you're gonna find that one

that one rotten one rotten apple but

for the most part yeah it's usually just one

maybe two

yeah but for the most part i really like our people yeah a lot yeah

so you are

i might have to take away from this that you go on live from the secret stash and and

type comments on the

i i and i and i would be lying if i were to say that i could stomach sitting through every episode

Sometimes it's filtered down to certain clips for me by someone else who shall remain nameless.

It's not wall.

It's not wall.

But it's just like, I do wonder when I'm watching it, I'm like, who is this for?

I just don't know.

Because it's the same like

five people commenting all the time, you know?

Well, is he doing it on business hours?

No, I think he's doing it on his own time.

Because they used to do it in the morning and now they do it at night, I think.

Every night?

Not every night.

No, like once a week, Wednesday nights, I think.

Okay, so it's just like a podcast.

But they talk comic books and stuff like that?

They talk comics, and then Mike got busted for recommending a comic that he didn't know was racist because he hadn't read it.

Oh, okay.

But he put it on his recommended list.

Why was the book racist?

I can't remember.

What was it?

It was like.

It was a

what if Miles Morales became Thor?

You didn't hear about this?

That's racist?

Well, the comic book was written very, you know, like where Miles Morales was up in Asgard and he was dropping, you know, the urban lingo.

They went overboard with it.

Oh, Odin.

Oh,

no.

Yo, yo, yo.

Odin.

Yodin.

Yodin.

Yodin.

Oh,

oh, really?

There is somebody who was dancing.

Like, you wouldn't think that this person that informed us of this could dance a jig with his

big, thick fucking calves and ankles.

But this motherfucker was like defying gravity.

He was almost like on dancing on air when he told us that.

So excited about the.

So excited about this faux pas that

he saw, that he watched online.

I thought you were talking about the comic.

Oh, okay.

No, no, no.

The person who informed us of this error that was made or this faux pas that was made on the on the podcast when he found when he found out, yeah, I said, like,

what did he tell us?

He looked like he was river dancing.

Like Michael Fatley.

Oh, man.

Are you stinking?

Pretty good.

What's up, kid?

Why are you so happy?

No reason.

Don't you recommend it a racist comic?

It doesn't show it.

It fills him with glee, though.

Like when he tells you that, like, it really, like, he enjoys it.

He just, he just does not like

Mike.

I don't think so.

That relationship is not going to be repaired.

No, I don't think so.

Yeah.

Never say never, Q.

Never say never.

Yeah, never say Queen.

Because Mike and Rob Bruce, they gave each other that knowing nod at the auction when they were okay.

I never thought they would fucking make up.

I was wrong.

Right.

So, do you think they'll be like one day just that everybody was

red bank and like have a have lunch or something?

Mr.

Angry Slice?

I don't think no.

Get him's not a lunch guy.

Okay.

You know, but maybe just

a nod.

You know,

an acknowledgement.

Yeah.

I don't know if it happens in your car, but like we went up to your party queue, you know, last week, week before, and get him sitting in the front seat.

And I noticed at one point, I'm like, why is my defroster not working?

Like, is there something wrong with my, with, with the car?

And then I notice it's not really the defroster.

My side is totally clear, and I can see out of it, like my side window, the the windshield.

His side looks like it's been in a deep freeze.

Like it's all fogged up.

Like you can't see out the side window.

Does he give off heat?

He gives off so much heat, I guess.

It was like almost a direct line right down the center of the windshield where he was breathing all heavy and shit.

Yeah.

Heated the whole thing up, man.

Hey, man.

You know what?

That would make him a good for any ladies out there who get like cold feet on winter nights.

Any ladies who may not have been able to pay the gas bill.

That's right.

Maybe the blanket has a few holes in it.

You snuggle up to that beard and you'll be just fine.

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We got to get moving.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I have two hours.

You got two hours.

Let's get the other one in.

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Save this story?

Yeah.

Okay.

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When was the last time we did like a game like that that we filmed?

That you were involved in?

Taking out the trash where Tom was a raccoon?

Tom said, I saw that.

He said he felt like a Tom Steve Dave.

George R.

Banks.

George R.

Banks, yeah.

What?

Yeah,

I guess there were some, you know, like I said, there's a couple of bad apples out there who will say things online.

And I guess he caught wind of some people saying that they didn't like Tom or they find Tom annoying.

How could you find Tom annoying?

I mean, sometimes he asks too many questions, but aside from that,

his game's when it's like 30 questions, it should be five.

Yeah, he's like, here's round seven.

You're like, but he's a super nice guy, yeah, smart, funny.

I don't know, I don't, yeah, like I said, you know, I mean,

somebody's got shit in every punch, like I said, people like to hate watch, man.

Yeah,

yeah, that's true.

And even Jar Jar has some supporters, so it's not so bad, Tom.

Well, I think that, if anything, these new movies that they put out, you know, made people long for the days of Jar Jar.

Oh, yeah, I'd rather see a full-length feature movie about Jar Jar than some of the shit that we've seen

lately.

That would be pretty cool.

I would actually welcome that.

How would you say tell him Steve Dave in Char Jar lingo, Misa?

Oof.

Tells them?

Tells them.

Misa tells them, Steve Dave.

Tom's like, you're stealing my act.

That's all I had.