#549: Fair Weather Flanagan

Speaker 1 Used to finger your mother.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 I think Walt's tired. No, no, I got I got dog hair in in my eyes.

Speaker 1 There's a dildo jammed in my mouth, and my eyes are bulging out of my head.

Speaker 1 Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.
I'm here with Walt.

Speaker 1 Cello. And Spirit here with Q as he does it from Zoom.
Hello, Zoom. Yes, hello.
I don't feel like, I mean, I think best case scenario, we're all in the studio, but this is a close second.

Speaker 2 I'd much rather be in the studio, but yeah, it's doesn't, once we get rolling, it doesn't feel really that much different.

Speaker 1 Yeah, not really.

Speaker 2 Just a little timing issue here or there, maybe, but that's all right.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's get the show started here.

Speaker 1 Pam's birthday is tomorrow, February 28th. Oh, no.
I'm recording this on a Monday. She'll be 77.
what do you got planned for

Speaker 1 uh I guess call her

Speaker 1 you know what do you plan for a 77 year old woman lunch maybe take her out to lunch man maybe take her out to breakfast brunch brunch yeah when's the last time you took your mom to brunch

Speaker 1 maybe never right so that's that's a perfect time start

Speaker 1 but uh breakfast several times lunch many times but brunch i've never done brunch with my mom either i've never done brunch with anybody is it just the timing of it

Speaker 2 What? That makes it brunch?

Speaker 1 That makes it brunch?

Speaker 2 I think there's a brunch vibe that people go for, you know?

Speaker 1 I've never been a brunch.

Speaker 2 I don't like, yeah, a little hoity-toy. I've never been a brunch person.
I'll take a, or used to Walt back in my old days, but I'd take a boozy brunch to get together.

Speaker 2 We'll start drinking around 11 or so. But

Speaker 2 I never got brunch. I never enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 No. It seems like a Sunday thing to do, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and Sundays for sauce and pasta. Not for whatever nonsense they're trying to shit.

Speaker 1 Not for Pam's birthday.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What'd you get? Make her some pasta.

Speaker 1 We got her a book of different birds and shit. Like she's real into birding.
Really?

Speaker 1 Birds and stuff. Yeah.
She's a bird watcher? Yeah.

Speaker 1 When did this start? She's been doing it for years.

Speaker 1 Wow. And she's like, she'll talk to Mary Beth about it because Mary Beth is also a fucking bird enthusiast.

Speaker 1 Dude, I thought I wanted to kill myself when Giddam was telling us about what he was getting for breakfast yesterday because Q was taking, we're waiting on Q for a couple hours here.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, oh my God, I can't take another breakdown of what breakfast was this week. I mean, I heard it three times, and I had only been here for two hours.

Speaker 2 Why is he talking about breakfast so much?

Speaker 1 We just had nothing to talk about.

Speaker 1 He got a discount on his sandwich and some french fries.

Speaker 1 Because if you work in the plaza, it turns out you get a discount. Q.
Okay, that's you get 10% off to any participating retailer in the airport plaza since you work here.

Speaker 2 Holy shit, does that include the bowling alley?

Speaker 1 That's not part of the plaza. That's a different plaza that's kind of connected to ours, but not really.

Speaker 1 How do I prove that?

Speaker 1 I tried.

Speaker 2 10% off.

Speaker 2 How do you prove that you're... What sort of.

Speaker 1 It seems that they just have to see you a lot, according to because they offered Walt the same thing, 10% off at Carvelle.

Speaker 1 But it was just because they recognize him from going there so much.

Speaker 2 Yeah, although I technically fit the bill, like, are they going to accept me as worthy of 10%?

Speaker 1 I believe they, I mean, who's going to lie about it?

Speaker 2 Savvy people?

Speaker 1 Get him if he didn't work here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think there's money hoops to jump through to get this 10% off.

Speaker 2 So, all right, so you just breeze up and be, give me some mashed potatoes. By the way, I work right over there.
What is that 10%?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't do it ever, but Guinam would just be like, is there a discount for working in the plaza?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 if they do, he gets a discount. If they don't, he's okay with that too.
You know, he just throws it out there whenever he can,

Speaker 1 wherever he's shopping at in the plaza.

Speaker 2 And this is what you heard about all morning?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we've heard about it for

Speaker 1 a good half hour. He told us this story.

Speaker 1 And I kept saying, Bro, Brian, I go, how close is it to five?

Speaker 1 In addition to Pam, this week, if you go to YouTube, go to Chip Chipperson. I'm on there with Mary Beth came on and Ming came on.
So if you go to YouTube, it's a free show.

Speaker 1 And Ming Chen

Speaker 1 Q.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize this. Walt brought it to my attention.
has a special con deal.

Speaker 1 If you want to pay $250,

Speaker 1 you can go out to dinner with Ming Chen. Limit of 10 people.
So you're going to have to pick nine of your closest friends.

Speaker 1 And then your pony of $250.

Speaker 2 Eight other strangers.

Speaker 1 What? Ming.

Speaker 2 What if it's you? Yeah, you and eight other strangers, because what if nine?

Speaker 1 Oh, because other people joined in, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're like, do I want to be a part of this club?

Speaker 2 Is dinner included?

Speaker 1 It's not clear.

Speaker 1 Not clear. Is dinner included?

Speaker 2 You know, it depends on where you go eat.

Speaker 1 Waltz is saying he's probably going to bring people to a place that's only like $35 a person. Right.
And pineapple bees.

Speaker 2 And you have a problem with this?

Speaker 1 I don't have a problem with it. I'm just shocked

Speaker 1 that

Speaker 1 someone of our stature

Speaker 1 has the balls to be like, pay to eat dinner with me.

Speaker 1 It's just a weird thing. Like, it's something I can't see myself doing.
I can see Ming doing it, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, when it comes to going to fucking holograms, he's definitely not going to turn up his nose. He's a potential, like, so what's that, 250, 10 piece, 2,500 bucks extra? That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 Best case scenario.

Speaker 2 For something he would do anyway.

Speaker 1 That's the thing about.

Speaker 2 See, that's why for me, Ming gets a pass, because sometimes you look at stuff like that and you're like, I know that person doesn't want to do this.

Speaker 2 So I know that they're going to be fucking miserable that entire dinner or faking it and putting it on.

Speaker 2 With Ming, he's one of the rare rare people that I would be like, nah, he would probably go to dinner with those people anyway. Like, he's enjoying himself.

Speaker 1 So he might interrupt. He's like, long enough, he'll have to eat and I can just sit with him.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I don't know.

Speaker 2 I would say, you know, if it was my show and I had to give a buy or pass rating on it, I'd go buy the dinner with Mink Chen.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Could be worth it.

Speaker 2 Get some stories, get some behind-the-scenes tales.

Speaker 1 Get him tanked.

Speaker 1 That won't be hard.

Speaker 1 He'll spill beans and shit.

Speaker 1 I had these ideas the other day.

Speaker 1 I'm curious as to which of these situations

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 most awkward to address,

Speaker 1 right?

Speaker 1 This is all about me.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 Walt, you get

Speaker 1 a magazine in the mail, right? Somebody sends you a magazine, and it's called Today's Sow Magazine. S-O-W? S-O-W.

Speaker 1 Okay. And on the front is a guy with a leather pig mask on, right? Okay.

Speaker 1 So immediately, I'm going to assume it has your attention.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would, that, yeah, I wouldn't put that down and not flip through it. I'd be like, I'll get to this later.

Speaker 1 Well, you don't have to flip through it because someone has taken the time to do little sticky notes. And there's a note with it, and it says, Walt, you're not going to believe believe this.

Speaker 1 This shit's illegal, even in Germany.

Speaker 1 Oh, so I got a black market magazine? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did burn it.
You wouldn't even look at it? I wouldn't even look at it. What about you, Q? You are lucky.

Speaker 1 Not the BQ

Speaker 1 who's cultivated,

Speaker 1 you know, 10 years of doing the right thing.

Speaker 2 Well, it's a long walk to the fireplace, Walt. You know,

Speaker 1 I mean, I got to flip through.

Speaker 2 I'm assuming assuming it's a joke.

Speaker 2 It's not a joke. It's not a joke.
Because

Speaker 1 you're there at the same time. Walt's like, I'm going to toss this out.
And you're like, let me take a look at it. I'm not here yet.
We're going to record. I'm not here yet.

Speaker 1 So you flip open to the post-it notes, and there's a story. Is your sow getting the right slop?

Speaker 1 I don't understand

Speaker 2 what is going on in this magazine. Is this about pigs, or this is about humans that are pretending to be pigs?

Speaker 1 You're about to find out.

Speaker 2 Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 And there's a picture.

Speaker 1 Without doubt, it's me.

Speaker 1 And Mary Beth. Mary Beth is dressed up like a farmer's daughter.
I'm dressed up as an SNM pig.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 there's a dildo jammed to my mouth, and my eyes are bulging out of my head.

Speaker 1 Okay, but why is this illegal?

Speaker 1 I don't know that it is. Oh, okay.
Maybe there's other stuff in there that's like maybe a little, like

Speaker 1 maybe my centerfold is the tamest.

Speaker 2 Well, you're confusing two issues here because right now you got me with a hot magazine in my hand, but you also want me to address you dressed as a pig. Which one do you want me to jump in on?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 I think addressing me as a pig because you flip open and you're like, that's why somebody sent it in the first place, obviously. Right.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I think Walt's tired. No, no, I got dog hair in my eyes.
Oh, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sorry, everybody. I scratched my eyes, and now my eyes are all ordering and itchy.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 No, I'm just wondering, like, are you so? She's not hiding. You've gone through no pains to cover your identity?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 So you, but it's definitely from another country, so you have to wonder when I did it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you could have taken the pictures here and sent them across

Speaker 1 the bond.

Speaker 1 Like, I'd like to be featured in your magazine.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm assuming you did it just to fuck. I assumed you sent me the magazine, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 Yours got lost in the mail.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm assuming that this is some sort of con or setup

Speaker 2 or some clever photoshopping. But if it turned out like that's what you were into and it just like found its way to my hands, man, more power to you, bro.

Speaker 2 I don't know that I would choose to be, I'd rather be the farmer than the pig, but hey, man, we all got to take it.

Speaker 1 Oh, we all know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I couldn't deal with it. Couldn't deal with it? No, I couldn't deal with it.
It would forever, like, I couldn't go on as if everything was normal after seeing that. No.
What's wrong, Walt?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it would be a game changer. Really? Yeah.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I couldn't handle that. It's too much.
It's a lot. Yeah,

Speaker 1 it would be alarming, I think, if she were on the other foot and I saw a picture of you like that. I would be like, he's probably drawing something and this is what he needed, you know?

Speaker 1 But with me, yeah, everyone knows I'm not a great artist.

Speaker 1 But what are we supposed to do?

Speaker 2 Like, why can't you get over it, Walt? Like, what are you dressed as?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm like all in leather. I got a leather pig mask on, but it's like kind of open-faced.
So it's like almost a pig helmet

Speaker 1 with beards hanging out. You could tell it's me.
There's no doubt. It's you.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But are you naked or you're dressed in piggy pink?

Speaker 1 It's all pink leather.

Speaker 2 I mean, what can you wrap your head around?

Speaker 1 Didn't he say his eyes are bulging out because of something was

Speaker 1 something inserted inside him? It's in my mouth. Oh, in your mouth.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's

Speaker 1 not

Speaker 1 the circles I want to travel in.

Speaker 1 But you've been traveling in them the whole time. But I didn't know it.
Now that I know it,

Speaker 1 then I have a decision to make, and I don't think I can continue on as if everything was hunky-dory. So you would address it?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You'd be like, what's it?

Speaker 2 You would end the friendship?

Speaker 1 I would just be like, you know,

Speaker 1 we need to take some time to cool out and then then probably just you know fade away never i won't i'll never stop bothering you

Speaker 1 why you know he's into sex what he's a you know he's into sex he's a human so what what's the surprise here i'm not i don't want i don't i don't know i'm not comfortable with the people that i hang around with like shoving it in my face like i yeah

Speaker 1 it was printed in another country this asshole fans one who did it not me he's not having a dig parade in the office

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to bring it to your doorstep.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just, I like, there has to be boundaries for me, and that's that just would not be a boundary that I could ignore that had to spin crossed graphically. Wow.
You're shaming me.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. Kink shaming.

Speaker 1 It'd be too much. That guy's just a poor little piggy.
He's just a poor little piggy, man. A little piglet.
Yeah, a little piglet over there. Wants a slop.

Speaker 1 But I don't know if I'm getting the right slop. So that's what the article is going to address.

Speaker 2 Oh, there's an article?

Speaker 1 It's not just a pictorial? No, I think maybe it's a pictorial with like those little descriptions of each picture. I don't think there's an in-depth article.
They didn't do an interview or anything.

Speaker 2 And what is Mary Beth doing? She got like a straw, like straw coming out of her mouth.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like

Speaker 1 basically how she looked like in Ohio before she moved to New Jersey. She's got like fucking grass between her toes and fucking straw hats.

Speaker 2 Is she mean to you or is she a good farmer?

Speaker 1 I think she would be. A good farmer.
What's that? A good farmer.

Speaker 1 Are farmers known to be nice to the animals that they are

Speaker 1 growing to eventually slaughter?

Speaker 2 I don't know about generally, but I saw that movie Babe and that pig and that farmer

Speaker 2 came pretty close.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was a movie. Yeah.
This is real life, man. Real steaks.

Speaker 2 Well, it seems like this pig and this farmer are close, too.

Speaker 1 You know that

Speaker 1 there's no boundaries that you can cross for Q's. You know, he's not gonna this wouldn't worry me at all if Q found this out.
Yeah, but you have to know.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm a little buttoned up. A little bit, but I'm not bringing it to like, hey, man, check out my new pictorial.
What do you think? Yeah, I'm not saying that. It's like this was like.

Speaker 1 I get it, but it doesn't mean I can unsee it. It doesn't matter.
What if there were stolen pictures? Would you feel worse for me? Like somebody hacked me?

Speaker 1 There's no way in the planet that anybody stole them. I knew you sent them in.

Speaker 1 Pay attention to piggy.

Speaker 2 Wow. So if you found,

Speaker 2 like, if you were coming in the office and there were like some Polaroids spilled on the floor and it was Giddam doing some like tasteful nudes on the ping-pong table after everybody else went home, you'd have to do that.

Speaker 1 Ping-pong table also collapsed.

Speaker 1 Well, it's not as weird, though. Dick pics? He was sending dick pics to somebody?

Speaker 2 No, he's like, he's like posing.

Speaker 1 It's normal, I think, think, in this day and age. In 2020, I don't partake in it.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's normal, but I think the society believes it's normal, though, dick pics.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So you would have no problem.

Speaker 1 If he was like, he was, I don't know why he's using a Polaroid, but

Speaker 1 if the internet went out.

Speaker 1 Figured you'd have to mail him. But yeah, if he was like, I was like, what's this? And he was like, I was taking dick pics.
Like, there's this girl. I've been chatting with.
She wanted some.

Speaker 1 I couldn't get, I would be mad at him, but I wouldn't say it's a deal breaker, though. I would be furious.

Speaker 1 I would fucking lambaste and bring down a riot act, but

Speaker 1 it's not as crazy as what as the magazine synopsis.

Speaker 2 Is it because of the bulging eyes?

Speaker 1 It's the dill's on the mouth, isn't it? No, yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 And it's the fact that he had to send it in. It's like

Speaker 1 the attention seeking is what, you know, it's so disgusting and gross.

Speaker 1 It's part of our little community, man.

Speaker 1 We train pictures. Do it in the privacy of your home and never let it get out.
Keep it a secret. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Stay in the closet, eh?

Speaker 1 Hide who you really are.

Speaker 2 No, I think we need fucking piggies to come

Speaker 2 marching out of the closet, man.

Speaker 1 Get out of that piggy closet. Yeah, yes.
I'm not saying, yes. But then don't, but you can't expect everybody then who sees it or is exposed to it to be okay with it, though.
That's

Speaker 1 where

Speaker 1 the world has gone crazy, where everybody's just supposed to accept everything and everything, and they're not allowed to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

Speaker 1 Dial it back, bud. Not very woke.
Woof. That was not woke at all.
I'm not saying you can't do it.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying you shouldn't do it, but don't show it to me and expect me to fucking grin ear to ear and be like, show me another. I didn't mail it to you.
Somebody else mailed it to you.

Speaker 1 Geez. That guy caused a lot of harm.
He didn't even realize it. He knew it.

Speaker 1 Why else would he send it?

Speaker 1 All right. Well, here's number two.
I'm curious as to what maybe you would have problems with this too.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Walt sees me run out of the plaza late one night after he returns because he thought he forgot to lock the door. It's late.

Speaker 1 As you're pulling up, you see what looks to be my car speeding away. And the next day, when I have to come in in to do the show, I'm driving a Marybeth's car.

Speaker 1 Cops have grainy footage of a black sports car speeding away. The perp hit several businesses adjacent to the general store, urinating and defecating on merchandise within their stores.

Speaker 1 Walt texting me that night, but I didn't answer. And the next day I text back saying I was sleeping.
You're not 100% positive it was me, but somebody's come into the

Speaker 1 office. They've gone to all the different stores, like the Muslim translating guy, the real estate guy.
How'd you get in the yarn? You broke in?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 It's a person.

Speaker 1 It's a person in a black mask. And they go in the back door.
It was like propped open.

Speaker 1 And there's just, they hit everybody except us.

Speaker 2 You had that much pee and poop in you.

Speaker 1 Or have been saving it.

Speaker 1 It's all over the yarn. It's all over the real estate documents.
I would willfully ignore it. Yeah.
Force myself to ignore it. Yeah, I'd be like, I don't want to know the answer.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to look any, I'm not going to investigate this any any further because I'm not sure I'm going to like the answers I find.

Speaker 1 I definitely would try to just be like convince myself I didn't see what I saw. What if I would have stopped bringing it up to you? Can you believe this?

Speaker 1 How much rent do we pay? Smells like shit in here.

Speaker 1 Here's a third one. Well, what does Q think about that one? Oh, yeah, that's right.
Sorry, Q.

Speaker 2 Well, the man said he was sleeping.

Speaker 1 You believe it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 Even though you saw with your own eyes, you saw his car.

Speaker 1 I saw a car that looked a lot like his car. Do you even bring it up to him that, like, hey, man,

Speaker 1 I thought I saw your car? Or do you just be like...

Speaker 2 No, because I don't bring up

Speaker 2 every time a random crime that has nothing to do with my friends gets committed, I don't bring it up to him to discuss it.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, though.

Speaker 1 But if you saw what you thought was his car, you were kind of almost, we like 90% sure it was his car. You don't ask a question you don't want an answer to? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 I'm saying I didn't see his car. I saw a car that looked like it could have been Brian's car.
So the man says he was sleeping. What do you want me to do here?

Speaker 1 And how do you

Speaker 1 chalk up to that the TSD general store is the only one that wasn't hit? Do you just chalk that up to coincidence?

Speaker 2 Good locks.

Speaker 1 We got good locks.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we got good locks on that general store. Maybe Giddam was sleeping here overnight or something, but I'll leave that for the cops to figure out.
That's not really my advice.

Speaker 1 Some of your fucking Colombo?

Speaker 2 All I know is my friend told me he was home sleeping.

Speaker 1 That's all I know.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 So, this third one, Walt, after hearing the reaction to my

Speaker 1 dalliances in the barnyard,

Speaker 1 I'm not sure what you're going to say about this one.

Speaker 1 Where

Speaker 1 there's no doubt you find out you hear through the grapevine i was arrested

Speaker 1 and it was because i was stalking a girlfriend from high school

Speaker 1 and the final nail in the coffin was her daughter was at the movies with some friends and i walked up to her door and i go i used to finger your mother

Speaker 1 how do i find this out

Speaker 1 you know how was this brought to my police plotter

Speaker 1 no it's um it's just one of those things where like Giddem heard the scanner over at the movie theater and like one thing leads to another. Somehow you find out it's me.

Speaker 1 You find out it's me through Gidem. And I'm supposed to.

Speaker 1 There's no ifs, ands, or buts. It's you.
There's no denying it. And you're not denying it either.
No. Well, I'm denying it.
I'm like, I didn't stalk her, but then it comes out like lots of fish.

Speaker 1 Who are you stalking? The daughter

Speaker 1 or the mother? The mom. The mother.
The ex-girlfriend. Okay.
But I couldn't get her attention, so I walked up to the daughter in the movie theater. How old's the daughter? She's like 15.

Speaker 1 She's there with her friends. They're doing TikTok dances and shit.
And I'm like,

Speaker 1 I part the seas of teenagers to go through it.

Speaker 1 Deliver that message.

Speaker 1 See, I think you would tell me a better story than that. You would have a better reason to do it where you were a victim of some sort of slight and that's why you did it.

Speaker 1 And then I could kind of maybe,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 swallow that easier than

Speaker 1 the other two.

Speaker 1 I think you would concoct a reason in your, you know, that you were

Speaker 1 misunderstood and you thought it would be funny. And, you know, probably

Speaker 1 I was just doing it for a story to tell on the pot or something. And I didn't think I was going to get arrested.

Speaker 1 You can't say that kind of stuff to a 15-year-old.

Speaker 1 I would chalk, I would be more apt to,

Speaker 1 oh, I'd be leery. I would be like, I wouldn't believe it.
I would tell you I believe it. Oh, yeah, okay.
But, you know, when I got home, I'd be like, who's fucking lying?

Speaker 1 Well, that's more of a state of mind thing, right? Like, if I'm obsessing on a girlfriend from high school at all, let alone tracking down her daughter and saying that. Right.

Speaker 1 That's like mental breakdown type shit, I think. Is it? I think so.
I think that's actually seriously wrong with you.

Speaker 2 That was my response. My response is: this is like, this is like, we have to get this guy help.
It's not like.

Speaker 1 what? That's the one he's got to get help on, but he's going around shitting in everybody's fucking place of business. And you're like,

Speaker 1 I don't know that. I saw something.
I don't know that that was him.

Speaker 2 I don't know that that was him.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure if I'm going to be drunk suspicions. It is.

Speaker 2 No, I don't. My friend was home sleeping.
But like, if he's, if he's stalking and then like harassing 15-year-old girls and he's obsessed over some woman who's got to be almost 60 now, like,

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like, it's been so long. Like, how long are you obsessed? It's just true love, though.
It's my one true love. I started thinking back.

Speaker 1 Nothing about her age. 86.

Speaker 2 Nothing about her age, just the fact that it's been so long. Like, how long has this been going on? This is the first we're hearing about her.

Speaker 1 Like, it's odd. Yeah, I would say that.
I've gone on for like six months before she finally involved the

Speaker 2 authorities. Yeah, but no, no, no.
But I mean, like, you knew her since high school, which was so long ago. Like, how could this obsession have been a lifelong thing?

Speaker 2 And this is the first we're hearing about it.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's true, too.

Speaker 2 I would just be like, his mind is broken.

Speaker 1 We got to get him help.

Speaker 1 On a scale of one to 10, though, what do you put that at in terms of mind being broken?

Speaker 2 If he's going up to 15-year-old girls and telling them he used to finger their mother, I think that's pretty high up there. I mean, I'm going to give it a seven at least.

Speaker 1 Is he angry? Or did you say it angrily, or do you say it almost like, you know, like plainatively, like

Speaker 1 more of a fact? Like, you know, it was the best time of my life.

Speaker 1 You know, I loved your mother, and I used to do this to her. Stop walking away from me.
I used to do this to her quite often. Yeah.
And they're like, you know, and I. You should ask her about it.

Speaker 1 And I, you know, it's just one of those

Speaker 1 great moments of my youth that I would love to revisit one day. I'm explaining this to a 15-year-old girl.
You know, you got to understand. I'm not sick.

Speaker 2 All of it ends up on TikTok.

Speaker 1 As I'm lumbering towards him, I can't quite catch up.

Speaker 2 People are remixing it, so you're dancing with like Snoop Dogg and shit.

Speaker 1 I'm the next bedroom intruder. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, I fingered your mom.

Speaker 2 I fingered your mom.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, I would think that we got to get this guy help. That's dangerous.
That's like dangerous behavior.

Speaker 2 Whereas the pig man.

Speaker 1 The second one's dangerous too, though, because we know it is him.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I would think that you can get him help without contacting the authorities, maybe.

Speaker 2 Well, all right, let's go back to the second one and say that I knew it was him.

Speaker 1 Right. That you told the cops you didn't.

Speaker 2 Oh, of course.

Speaker 2 You know, I've seen Fast and the Furious, man. I know Family First.

Speaker 2 No, I would say, I would just be like, dude, like, what? I mean, I would assume that's a mental break, but one more in line with.

Speaker 2 His general, like, fuck these people attitude as opposed to like,

Speaker 2 you know, stalking a woman or or or something like that I don't I don't know one would be really alarming because it could be that like

Speaker 1 all of it up to that point was just me trying to contact her getting rebuffed trying to contact her again like that kind of shit that's like with that weird gray area between stalking and trying to contact a friend but approaching her daughter in public

Speaker 1 it's bananas man it's hard to give somebody the pass for that like you shitting in people's store my first question is, what did they do to him?

Speaker 2 What did they do to piss him off that made him want to shit and piss in their store?

Speaker 1 They gave him food that he thought was on the cold side. They wouldn't believe me that I was a worker here and got 10% off.

Speaker 1 Well, I was saying that's my first thought.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 if you're stalking a woman and stalking her daughter, then it's like the reasons don't really matter so much as the fact that we got to make you stop doing it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could imagine Q finding this out, like sitting there with him, and just his, like, you can see his face right here. He's like,

Speaker 1 All right, there's something I got to deal with. How are we going to fucking handle this?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I can't abandon you. I mean, there's no, you know, it's not what pals do, so I got to work with you through this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we got it. Yeah, it would be a weird one.
Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 You know, we'll send you away for a bit. You write some apologies, you get some help, get on some medication.

Speaker 1 You'll be all right. Now, is it flattering to a girl who's now

Speaker 1 in her late 40s, early 50s

Speaker 1 to be like, wow, he had such fond memories of fingering me that he had to bring it up to my kid? No. No.
No.

Speaker 1 That's just alarming.

Speaker 1 That's not titillating.

Speaker 1 There's the Brian, I remember.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 I agree. That's not a trophy.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 So for Walt, it's the first one. That's the one that you couldn't get over, huh? Yeah, because it's like right in my face.
Right.

Speaker 1 And the shit and this isn't.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, it wasn't here. So I didn't see it.
And I didn't have to deal with it. And,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 I heard that's what happened. You know, that's the rumor going around the plaza.
Kind of like when Carol said I was walking around with nothing on but my penny loafers in the view ski offices.

Speaker 1 I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was a guy.

Speaker 1 He,

Speaker 1 let me just pull up this.

Speaker 1 Come on. God damn it.
Open link. There's a guy.
Some people

Speaker 1 love

Speaker 1 Disney, Walt. I know some people who love Disney.
We know Chris Ledondo loves Disney. Lot of neighbor, a couple back when I lived in Highlands who would go every year without fail.

Speaker 1 They fell in love with the line, though. You know, it's all

Speaker 1 bullshit. Happiest place on earth.
Yeah, they fell in love with the concept.

Speaker 1 It's just another faceless, evil corporation.

Speaker 1 I haven't

Speaker 1 pay for Disney Plus. It's Mary Beth's mother's account.

Speaker 1 So I haven't said no more Disney Plus since I don't pay for it. But I'm pretty much against Disney from here on out and all that Disney fucking...
has to offer.

Speaker 1 I think this is a fucking corporation that is trying so hard to shove fucking ideals down people's. Like, why can't corporations just be corporations?

Speaker 1 Why can't they just sell you the product that they create, which is fucking a vacation package or a fucking shirt or this or that, without fucking having some sort of platform?

Speaker 1 And Disney has really lately been very guilty of like shoving an agenda.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, they're not

Speaker 1 a lot alone in that, but to me,

Speaker 1 it's the

Speaker 1 outrageous overpricing of a Disney vacation. It's so

Speaker 1 gross

Speaker 1 that it's hard to like justify if you're a Disney and you're you're pro-Disney justifying you know how they

Speaker 1 just pick someone up by the by the shoe and and turn them over and just like shake and take all their money out of their pocket. Yeah, shake every dime out of their pocket.

Speaker 1 It's not cool, Disney.

Speaker 1 A lot of people line up for it, though. I love it.

Speaker 1 I went there multiple times with my family, you know.

Speaker 1 And I paid through the nose for it, too, but it's even more now. Yeah.
It's even more outrageous and expensive. They did an expose of all the theme parks in Orlando, and it's like, you know,

Speaker 1 here's an average day for a family of three, and it costs like $1,200 or something. Like, once you

Speaker 1 do all the stuff,

Speaker 1 right? All that shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. This guy.
Disneyland diehard, he set the Guinness World Record for most consecutive daily visits to

Speaker 1 Disneyland, not Disney World.

Speaker 1 He visited between January 1st, 2012, and March 13th, 2020, because the pandemic broke his streak 2,995 times. Whoa.

Speaker 1 He's got to be independently wealthy, right? I mean, because that's got to cause a lot of people. If he had a pass.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You can just breeze in and out, but that's what the fuck, man. I love Pirates of the Caribbean as much as the next guy, but I don't want to go on it every day.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 after a certain point, when you think you've seen all there is of there was a time when we were touring,

Speaker 2 like you know, for like seven years, we toured pretty regularly, and we would hit Florida and California at least twice a year.

Speaker 2 So, twice a year, I'd go to Disney, like with whoever with the opening act or whatever. We'd just breeze in and spend the day, like, running around.

Speaker 2 And I loved it, but even then, after a while, when you've been to Disney six times in fucking three years, like after a while, you're like, all right, I mean, I got it.

Speaker 2 You know, like, it's too familiar. So, I don't know how going every day is going to help.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the last time I went was with Troy and his family, and I was like, never again. And not because of Troy and his family, they're great.
But Sage will not walk after a certain period.

Speaker 1 She gets like overheated and shit. She's like, You're like three hours into the day.
And she's like, I want to go home. I just want to go in the pool.
You know, like, but I just spent fucking $500.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I found that too with my kids. You know, at a certain point, you can push them only so far, and it's like, then it becomes not fun

Speaker 1 waiting in lines.

Speaker 1 That is

Speaker 1 the worst way to spend a vacation is waiting online. And that's what you're doing.
You're not brutal heat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I know that

Speaker 1 you can't expect to walk into a park and just get on a ride with no lines, but there's got to be an in-between.

Speaker 1 Or just don't let so many people in.

Speaker 1 Well, that's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 Disney installed a new annual pass system that would make beating his personal best more of a financial investment and less fun, so he's not going to try to break his streak.

Speaker 1 The most expensive pass now runs $1,600, and the system now has blackout dates and requires reservations to visit the park.

Speaker 1 This reminds me of the guy, like the Big Mac guy. Remember, he had like fucking Big Mac every day for 15 years in a row or something.

Speaker 1 I thought you're talking about that kid from Highlands, Big Mac and Little Mac. Oh, Big Mac and Little Mac.

Speaker 1 His little brother, they called Little Mac. Little Mac.

Speaker 2 They were brothers? They were brothers.

Speaker 1 They were both like these two roly-poly kids. They looked almost exactly alike.
And they call them Big Mac and Little Mac. I would have never thought of that.

Speaker 1 He managed to afford thousands of visits to the park over eight years plus by purchasing annual passes with costs peaking at $1,400

Speaker 1 for the now retired signature day pass.

Speaker 1 So he was getting in for about $3.50 a day.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 the way to make that pay off is you have to go 3,000 days in a row.

Speaker 1 You couldn't do it, man.

Speaker 1 He says people want to take pictures with him.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's become somewhat of an influencer. I guess so.
He's kind of like the sports guys that like, you know, like that devil's guy that used to get everybody all worked up. Wow.

Speaker 1 So he's become somewhat like a quasi-celebrity inside the park. A little bit, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 Why not? I mean, if he can monetize that,

Speaker 1 that'd be great.

Speaker 2 Oh, get them ad money on YouTube from doing videos.

Speaker 1 I don't charge for a picture with anybody.

Speaker 2 You know, you got to give him like a Mickey buck. You got to slip like a Mickey buck.

Speaker 1 There you go. Do it.
I'm into it.

Speaker 2 But why? What's this guy?

Speaker 2 What's with the Disney? Is this just because they raised the prices?

Speaker 1 That's the only reason he's not going back is because they raised the prices. But he's.

Speaker 1 It's weird the type type of people that you see somebody like this and you're like

Speaker 1 like i'll never be the type of person that submits a picture of myself in a fucking pig mask to a german magazine i'll also never be the kind of guy that gets this happy to go to fucking disney all the time like it's a certain type of person like a fun guy he's a fun type person i don't know he might be missing something though right i mean there's something

Speaker 1 not firing on all cylinders when you have when you're going to disney something is lacking in your life if you're going 3 000 days in a row. You're missing out on it.

Speaker 1 The priorities might be a little on the

Speaker 1 not firing.

Speaker 2 Like, I got to get up and do something productive, or no, no, I got to go to Disney.

Speaker 2 And what is the point?

Speaker 2 The 1,000th time you've been there,

Speaker 2 what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 Why do you care? Yeah, but unless you're cultivating your influencer persona as the guy who did it 3,000 times, you're creating this

Speaker 1 role, this character. It's like, you've ever heard of

Speaker 1 Patrick Mahomes' brother?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we talked about him last week. I don't think he was on the pod.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're on the last page. Jackson Mahomes.
No. Jackson Mahomes, right? No, that was when Sunday was on.
Oh, Sunday was on that week? You ever hear of Patrick Mahomes?

Speaker 1 The hockey guy?

Speaker 1 Football guy. Football, sorry, football guy, yeah.
Just won the Super Bowl, and his brother takes a lot of heat because he dances

Speaker 1 and posts videos of himself dancing at the game and everything and everybody comes down on him.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Because he's corny. He's so corny.

Speaker 1 He's got the ire of Bry. Yeah, he's 22 years old and he's doing these corny ass TikTok dances that Sage does.
And like

Speaker 1 during the fucking Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes is doing arguably the most important fucking interview of his life. And his fucking corny brother's behind him doing all these stupid moves and shit.

Speaker 1 And like, you can see at one point somebody tell him to stop and like

Speaker 1 shoo him away. But he does it all the time, evidently.
And he's one of these guys, like, I'm an influencer, and you can't argue with it because he probably has a million followers.

Speaker 1 And a certain number of people are going to be like, yeah, Jackson Mahomes, he must know something. Why? I don't know.

Speaker 2 I hate to disagree with you, bud, but listen to the sentence that just came out of your mouth. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 A guy who caught a fucking ball is giving a quote-unquote important interview, and some fucking dope behind him him is dancing and taking attention away and getting hewed off screen.

Speaker 2 But then for some reason you don't love this guy?

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? That guy's our hero. Got me, Q.

Speaker 1 He's one of these guys that he went into a restaurant and they couldn't accommodate him. So he got him and his friends to go on and a whole bunch of his fans to write bad reviews for this restaurant.

Speaker 1 He's that kind of asshole.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that sucks. That sucks.

Speaker 1 He wants to fill with people's earned

Speaker 1 livelihood because his fucking pampered ass wasn't allowed to go into a restaurant. Because they weren't like, oh my God, you're the fucking brother of somebody who can do something awesome.

Speaker 1 But he takes a lot of abuse online. Puts himself out there.
He should. He does.
But

Speaker 1 I feel it's to the point where it's almost dangerous.

Speaker 1 Like the amount of people who hate him, it's like it's getting into that level, that

Speaker 1 warning, warning, this is not mentally healthy for this cat to be seeing the things that people are posting about him.

Speaker 2 Oh, Riley. Oh, so why doesn't he stop then? I mean, that's sure.

Speaker 1 Oh, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 Why should he stop, though?

Speaker 1 Why should he have to stop? Because they won't. Because we don't live in a fucking perfect world.
What?

Speaker 2 I don't think he has to stop.

Speaker 1 Keep dancing, brother.

Speaker 2 Keep dancing your way to the fucking Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like, that's what he wants to do. If you want to stop

Speaker 1 leaving him alone, they won't stop harassing him.

Speaker 1 Because he's always got to be in the spotlight.

Speaker 1 It's always like, yeah, my brother does this. But hey, check out what I I do.

Speaker 1 I do the same 12-second clips that 13-year-old girls do.

Speaker 1 It's a 22-year-old man, for Christ's sakes. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 what he's doing is he's being reinforced that it's if he wants to be an influencer, it's working. He has millions and millions of followers.
Let me check this guy out, right? He does. I believe you.

Speaker 1 I believe. There's no denying it.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 Walk a mile in that dude's shoes, Q.

Speaker 1 Walk a mile in that dude's shoes. I understand $2,000 more.

Speaker 2 Dude, I'm on Impractical Jokers. You don't have to tell me about fucking doing stupid shit for a dollar and a cent, bro.

Speaker 2 I'm all on this guy's side. But I've had a lot of people write some nasty shit about me, too.

Speaker 1 Oh, all of us.

Speaker 2 Sure. So it's like

Speaker 1 so, so.

Speaker 1 But it's, it's, it's a lot of jealous people, I believe. The internet, I mean, let's be honest, the internet is filled with people who are.
Oh, he doesn't even have that many followers. How many?

Speaker 1 259,000 on Instagram. Quarter of a million? Is that a lot? No.

Speaker 1 Q, how many do you have? Like a million?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Hold on a second.

Speaker 1 But I meant though his psyche, though. Think about how hard it is to be the brother of Patrick Mahomes, like a guy, surefire Hall of Famer in only his sixth year, already

Speaker 1 is crowned possibly the greatest athlete to ever step on the football field. And you're Jackson,

Speaker 1 who you're only able to get attention and stand out if you're making sweet moves. Everybody has to stand out, too.
Yeah, why not? You can't have one person at Gen Z that doesn't fucking stand out.

Speaker 1 You don't want to stand out. When we first started doing this, no.
In fact, now

Speaker 1 if I wanted to stand out so bad, I would try to do something different. Because, Kevin, because at the time, it was like what I needed at the time.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's nothing wrong with wanting, but like to say you don't want to stand out or to

Speaker 1 make your mark in what you're doing. Sure, let me do the same dance that a bunch of little girls do, and like that's going to be the extent.
And Q has 1.6 million followers.

Speaker 1 He's a little child, though.

Speaker 1 You're judging. He's not a child.
So you're calling him a child. 22 is not a child.
But it's a young man who has a maybe, maybe it's a young man's game what he's doing, though.

Speaker 1 He's not maybe mature enough. And like I said, it's like walk a mile in that dude's shoes.
I don't think it's easy to be Jackson Mahomes. I don't think it's easy at all.
No, probably not.

Speaker 1 So you could do what other people do. Like sometimes there's a sibling of someone famous where they go and they just do something else.
Like they don't have to be fucking famous to.

Speaker 1 And it predicated upon a fucking stupid dance.

Speaker 1 And the only time anybody wants to pay attention is if you're in the company of your brother.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 He posts dances everywhere.

Speaker 1 I say. They're harmless.
He should be able to do it. That's crazy.
It's just harmless, like bopping. He's corny, though.
He's just corny. It's corny.
That's the thing. It's nothing special.

Speaker 1 It's nothing special that everybody's paying attention to it.

Speaker 1 I agree that it's corny but it's like who's he hurting nobody and like the i'm not talking about you but the internet has been cruel the internet can be so cruel and it's i'm sure they're saying a lot worse things and he's corny

Speaker 1 i don't know i i just find it like fascinating

Speaker 1 just how like it can get the ire up of all these dudes because I don't think women really care. It's dudes.
Oh, it's dudes that get mad about it? It's dudes.

Speaker 1 It's angry dudes who are like just angry that he's dancing. It's like Footloose.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And to me, it's like he's dancing.
And I might look at that and be like, by the way, Footloose is a fucking great movie.

Speaker 2 I might roll my eyes at him, but like, let's say there's something that you don't like. You know what I mean? Like,

Speaker 2 you take the time to go on that dude's Instagram and put a comment talking about how I don't like this.

Speaker 2 Like, to me, you're worse than the fucking guy dancing. This is like you're voluntarily giving up your time and attention to somebody

Speaker 2 that you don't like. You look like an idiot.

Speaker 1 Which, by the way, is not doing anything. Like, I get it.
Like, I'm not denying that. I think, like, but I, I think it's corny, but I don't think that it deserves the level of

Speaker 1 attention that it's gotten. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 like, he is really raked over the coal. I got to say, like, I didn't watch the Super Bowl.
I didn't really watch most of the commercials. I think I saw three of them.

Speaker 1 And I was looking at the post the next day, and that's the one thing I noticed out of everything was when they were doing that interview. I'm like, who is this corny asshole?

Speaker 1 Like, why is this guy dancing like this? Because I didn't even know who he was.

Speaker 1 And then I did a little tiny bit of investigation. I'm like, oh, it's his brother.
But don't we know people like him, though,

Speaker 1 on a lower

Speaker 1 spectrum or

Speaker 1 not as

Speaker 1 doing the same kind of things as Jackson Mahomes, but not getting the same amount of attention. Like Giddam with the

Speaker 1 cams or dancing

Speaker 2 traffic when he was a traffic.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's like people just want to get be noticed. They want to be, they want to have someone acknowledge their existence.
I feel like, and this is a total guess on my part.

Speaker 1 I look at Jackson Mahomes and I'm like, this guy thinks he's hot shit. I look at Gidham.
I don't care what he does on camera. There's no way in hell this guy thinks he's hot shit.

Speaker 1 And that's the thing. It's like this unearned and that fucking entitled, like, hey, I'm fucking Mahomes' brother.
I should be able to eat in this restaurant with my friends.

Speaker 1 You should accommodate us because I'm fucking this person.

Speaker 1 That's entitlement. And that's why people don't like him because he shouldn't do stuff like that, but those maybe are the mistakes of youth, right?

Speaker 1 And I see 20 older people doing that shit, too.

Speaker 1 I know like at ViewSkew, there were some people who dropped Kevin's name a couple times at restaurants. Did it work? That,

Speaker 1 no, not only did it not work, but it came back at him. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Came back at him for doing it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, he's a kid.

Speaker 2 I don't see getting worked up over this one, but.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm not worked up. I would have never thought of him again unless Walt just brought it up.
Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah, no, it's not one of those things that is like driving me crazy.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because this one's not worth it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, none of them are worth it, but it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 Oh, God.

Speaker 1 That's really, that's really. Well, let me ask you something.

Speaker 2 I just want to just follow the pig thing down a little bit more. Like, what's Mary Bett's reaction if you're like, I want to take this picture and submit it?

Speaker 1 With dildo or without dildo?

Speaker 1 Both. Give me both.

Speaker 1 Without dildo, I think she would seriously question it and be like, why? Why do you want to do this? I don't know if it's the kind of thing you should do.

Speaker 1 She might.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Dildo and mouth, eyes bulging out. She's like, no.

Speaker 1 Especially if I'm like, I want to send it to a magazine.

Speaker 1 I want to become an influencer. I could become famous doing this.

Speaker 1 I could do my piggy dance.

Speaker 1 You know, I'll get on the ground and fucking root around with my snout and shit.

Speaker 1 Looking like fucking three stooges going in circles.

Speaker 2 That's on TikTok?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's my new TikTok.

Speaker 1 I love it, man.

Speaker 2 We can have listeners put on pig snouts and do the dance.

Speaker 1 Man, do the dance. Yeah, I like it.
I like it.

Speaker 2 Get your pig snouts on, people.

Speaker 1 Come on, time to get your snouts on. Why couldn't that be like it? We could do a novelty song for it.

Speaker 2 I mean, what you're seeing is the creation of something here, man.

Speaker 1 Something

Speaker 1 that I've done. It turns it back too quickly.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, Jackson Mahomes may be in a pig mask.

Speaker 1 Maybe he joins in.

Speaker 1 If he was wearing a pig while he was doing that dance, I would be completely on the opposite side. Be like, this is so weird.

Speaker 2 That fucking Wednesday Adam things took over the fucking internet. So, like, why not turn around and do the pig dance on the internet?

Speaker 1 I'm with you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We just got to get a Lee Gaga song that's right, you know. Yeah.
Get the right moves.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Get the moves in the air.

Speaker 1 Like, you just don't care.

Speaker 2 I can see it happening.

Speaker 2 And I tell you what, if fucking, if, if, like, uh,

Speaker 2 like, some company wanted you and this Mahone guy to do a like, go look, we'll give you a million each to do an ad together.

Speaker 2 You know, you'd be like, let me put on the pig outfit and start dancing with this guy.

Speaker 1 I would be wearing it to the interview to see if I got the job.

Speaker 1 A million bucks?

Speaker 1 Is that with Dilda or without? Because either way, I can bring it if you want.

Speaker 2 so he's your best pal?

Speaker 2 I thought what you did at the Super Bowl was really cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. I saw you guys shoot away, man.
I was pissed. I was fucking pissed.

Speaker 2 Oops, song starting. We

Speaker 1 put your sound in the trough,

Speaker 1 wiggle it around. Get yourself a rotten apple, go into town.

Speaker 1 You're not into it, huh?

Speaker 1 From the guy who fucking creates all this kind of shit. That's fucking Walt.
How is this I put it on?

Speaker 2 Walt, you don't support the pig dance?

Speaker 1 No. I mean, if done in a tasteful way.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No dildo.

Speaker 1 No dildo. All right.
No dildo. We got to create a dance, a little choreography.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we don't know anything about it.

Speaker 1 We've got to watch some pigs on,

Speaker 1 what's it? YouTube.

Speaker 1 See what they're up to. Check out their moves, their manner is there.
Shake your bacon. Yeah, shake your bacon, baby.
I got you. All right, cool.

Speaker 2 I can't wait to see what you come up with. Is this going to be a Patreon exclusive?

Speaker 1 I think it should be. I'm not giving this away to the world.
The pig dance. That would be fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 Patreon.com/slash tell him Steve Dave if you want to see the pig dance. Yeah, you want to see that pig? Do they fucking do it for free? You think Jackson Mahomes is doing this shit for free? Nope.
No.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck, technically, he is. I guess so, yeah.
And then in hopes of getting sponsorships and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 You can get a pig tat you get like a pig tattoo.

Speaker 2 Start that trend.

Speaker 1 Oh, a nice big pig tattoo. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want to.

Speaker 1 There's been something I've been watching on YouTube. It's pretty interesting.
I can't remember the name of the video series, though.

Speaker 1 Let me see here.

Speaker 1 It is called, oh, Tales from the Street, or Tales from the Grave, and it's like this guy who goes out on the streets of Arizona and talks to homeless people. Dude, it was fucking riveting.

Speaker 1 I was watching it for like three hours yesterday.

Speaker 1 It's like maybe 15 to 17 minute interviews with like homeless couples, homeless people. How'd you get here? What's your drug of choice? And it seems they all do these

Speaker 1 pills called blues, which when I was doing it, a blue was a 30-milligram oxy, or oxycodone.

Speaker 1 But they're talking about like fentanyl pills and regular oxy with like something dripped on it and like some kind of fentanyl dripped on the actual pill, that kind of shit.

Speaker 1 And they're all talking about people dying and crap. And it occurred to me where I'm like, oh my God, this is fascinating.

Speaker 1 But I'm like, this is really not that much different than the Housewives of Hollywood, which I was talking about earlier, where I'm like, there's drama, the Housewives of Hollywood drama, where I'm like, what fucking idiot would watch this?

Speaker 1 And then the stuff that I'm watching where I'm like, this is real-life drama. This is fucking interesting shit.
Like, these are real life people. And if you are

Speaker 1 starting to mess around with drugs, you should watch this shit. Like, you should watch it.

Speaker 1 It's really like, it's eye-opening. I'm watching it and I'm like, if I didn't have a TV show at the time and like less support around me, I could easily be one of these people.

Speaker 1 Easily. Like, if Pam and Edgar were like, fuck that, you're on drugs, you're out.
Yeah, that shit ain't no joke, man.

Speaker 1 The show fired me or whatever. It's like, what would I do? You know?

Speaker 2 wow, that's a pretty sobering thought, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was sitting there thinking that.
I was like, I'm really no different from these guys. And just better luck and more money.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 So if you're thinking about it, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 It's fun.

Speaker 2 And do you think when you say more money,

Speaker 2 do you mean more money for the recovery or you had more money to spend on drugs?

Speaker 1 More money to spend on drugs. Right.

Speaker 1 You know, it was like money wasn't really an issue because I didn't have a super expensive habit.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 so it was like the pills that I got plus the ones that I bought were enough.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 But these are people where they're like, they're walking around. They're talking about this lady's like, my stuff, I've been here two months.
My stuff has probably gotten stolen ten times.

Speaker 1 She's like, and you know, it's one thing when they steal your tent and your clothes, but then they'll steal your ID and your birth certificate and all this shit that they don't need.

Speaker 1 They'll take it and they'll just throw it away because they don't have any use for it. She's like, now I'm fucked.
What do I do? You know?

Speaker 1 Oof.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's pretty interesting. Yeah, that's rough, man.
I feel bad for her. But,

Speaker 2 wow, that shit, you watch this for fun, huh? You just watch these.

Speaker 1 I won't say it was fun, but it was interesting.

Speaker 1 It was pretty fascinating to see people who, you know, some people are like, they're obviously mentally ill.

Speaker 1 Some people are like, you know, I was abused. I took off when I was 13 because my father wouldn't stop molesting me.

Speaker 1 Or my mother, like the first time I did drugs, I was 12 and it was with my mom, you know, like these, these type of people.

Speaker 1 Do you try to balance that viewing out with some light stuff? Like, you know, maybe like one hour of horrific shit and then maybe one hour of like everybody loves Raymond or. Close.
You do, okay.

Speaker 1 Little house on the prairie. All right.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's pretty counterbalanced.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
I don't just watch the fucked up shit. That's it.
I'm really, like, I think I told Q, this is like going back over a month now.

Speaker 1 I was like, I said, I stopped going to all the real death websites and all that shit. I was like, and then after a while, it's like, you don't really miss it.

Speaker 1 You know, like, I was in this groove of, like, here's my videos where people get knocked out. Here's my videos of where, you know, cops are fighting with people.
Here's my videos.

Speaker 1 You know, I had all my different categories I would go and look at it every day. But

Speaker 1 eventually I was just like, fuck it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, that's shit going into your brain.
It can't help anything. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck it. It's hard to look at the news, so.

Speaker 2 That's why people love sports, right?

Speaker 1 Walt? Just gives you something to root for.

Speaker 2 It is a low stakes.

Speaker 1 Oh, I got a question for you, Q.

Speaker 1 And I don't, I'm not saying that you are.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You

Speaker 1 are a big Yankee fan, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
But have you been able to follow it with the same level of

Speaker 1 intensity that you once used to?

Speaker 2 I used to have season tickets, and now I'll watch like 10 games a year.

Speaker 1 So let's say the Yankees next year

Speaker 1 go on this great run, and they look like they're going to win a ring.

Speaker 1 Do you feel any guilt about jumping back in and pumping your fist? You don't. How come?

Speaker 2 Because I'm a lifelong fan.

Speaker 2 It's not in the contract that I have to watch every single year.

Speaker 1 What if you turned your back on when they weren't winning, though?

Speaker 2 Well, what do you mean by turn your back on?

Speaker 1 Kind of like Walt did.

Speaker 1 That's what he's talking about. Talk about himself, yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll ask you the question because I got access to watch the Devils again, and I have been watching, and I'm like conflicted because they're doing really well, and they look like they are one of like five teams that could win it all.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, did I put in

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 right amount of blood, sweat, and tears lately to justify me jumping right back in and being like

Speaker 1 feeling good about it? Without a doubt,

Speaker 1 I feel like I can't do it.

Speaker 1 I feel like such

Speaker 1 traumatizing guilt about jumping back in and being like, rah, rah, rah, I'm back, baby. And it's like, well, well,

Speaker 1 where was I? I didn't stick with it.

Speaker 1 For one reason, though, I couldn't because my cable was out.

Speaker 1 Well, there you go. But there was another reason, though, is that they weren't good.
So I was like,

Speaker 1 I didn't really try hard enough to watch them when they sucked. I could have illegally watched it and get away with it.
And send me links, but I'm like, I don't even care.

Speaker 2 You still wore the shirts.

Speaker 2 You still hung the banners. I don't know, man.
Like, you're allowed to have some fallow years in it. Like, why not?

Speaker 2 And then, by the way, it's like, it's a two-way street, man. They won you back.
Like, it's their job to be excellent. It's not your fault that you're paying attention when they're doing their job.

Speaker 1 But fair weather. I don't want to, that's what they're going to call me, fair weather Flanning, and I know it.
Because

Speaker 1 you put in so many years. What?

Speaker 2 No, you put in so many years.

Speaker 2 You put in so many years, dude.

Speaker 1 Unassailable.

Speaker 2 But can I. Unassailable.

Speaker 1 But can I, can I, like, I feel like a poser. I really, really do.
And I'm watching and I get excited. I'm like, I don't deserve to be excited.
I wasn't there for the lean years. I kind of tuned out.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, I'm giving you all the permission you need. You celebrate it like you've been there all along.

Speaker 1 See, I see it like

Speaker 1 a dad, like a baby's born, and the day the baby's born, the dad takes off and then shows up a couple years later to celebrate the baby's birthday.

Speaker 1 And he's like, Yeah, right, guys, it's a happy occasion.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but isn't it a good thing that the dad comes back? Maybe.

Speaker 1 Maybe you guys remember the gifts. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The prodigal son. Where was I? Yeah, where'd you go?

Speaker 1 I just had some shit to deal with. Okay.
I had some things I had to get my head getting. Yeah, me too.
I'm seven now. Who the fuck are you?

Speaker 1 I had to get my head on straight, son.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's good. You could be a better father once you get your head on.

Speaker 1 Now I'm ready and I'm back. And I'm never going to leave again unless you suck again.

Speaker 1 You go on treatment. You're going to do something to make me mad.
It lets you go over for years without making the playoffs.

Speaker 1 Finishing last.

Speaker 1 See, it is like a kid and his dad. I don't know.
Yeah, I wish I could just take, I wish I could just do it the way you're telling me to do it, but there's a lot of like guilt.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 2 are you watching anyway?

Speaker 1 I'm watching, and I'm getting excited, and then I feel like I don't deserve it. I don't deserve to be happy about this.

Speaker 2 Well, haven't you gotten excited plenty of times and had the rug pulled out from under you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, more often than not.

Speaker 1 In the bank, then they've only won three times out of my 30 years of being a fan, so 27 years, I was disappointed. They owe you one.

Speaker 2 They owe you one, bro. They owe you one.

Speaker 1 Come on. It's a two-way street.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Unconditional. Q

Speaker 1 is unconditional. He's awesome, isn't he? Yeah.
I love him.

Speaker 1 Where does that come from, that unconditional

Speaker 1 support?

Speaker 2 You know, you're pals, man. You're my friends.
Like, you know, sometimes you need to be put in the right direction, but for the most part, you just need to hear nice things about yourselves.

Speaker 1 That's all.

Speaker 2 That's what most of what being a friend is.

Speaker 1 You're very wise, though. Not everybody can do it, Q.

Speaker 1 No, no, that's all right.

Speaker 2 That's why we're not friends with them.

Speaker 1 So you're saying I can get my big foam finger tonight? Yeah. I can get my, I put my devil's hat on.

Speaker 2 You act like you never left the room. I got you.

Speaker 1 You've been at the party the whole time. Anybody who calls me Fairweather Flanagan, I can spit in their face and, Maybe you hit them with a beer bottle.

Speaker 1 The way they do it in the Bronx. Who's saying this to you in your living room?

Speaker 1 Hey, Fairweather Flanagan. What do they show?

Speaker 1 Well, that's because, yeah, because my kids are like, I thought you didn't watch the Devils anymore, Dad. Yeah.
And I was just like, well, I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 I'm Fairweather. You knew that.
You knew that from the start.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're back yelling and waking us up in the middle of the night when the devils win a game, huh? What happened for those 10 years where we slept like fucking babes and you didn't scream once?

Speaker 2 They should be excited to see you excited.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 Is what's going on. That's all, dude.
You buy in. Listen, it's a fucking game no matter which way you look at it.
So what are you beating yourself up about it for?

Speaker 1 Who's judging them? Just enjoy it.

Speaker 2 Nobody gives a shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, I know. I'm going to hear about it on the internet.
The internet's full of fucking people who just want it. They just want to let you know how bad you are,

Speaker 1 how suck you are.

Speaker 2 The internet is filled with the type of people who post on the internet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's true. Right.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I have long talked about how I don't like Reddit and how I don't go to Reddit. I recently discovered a Reddit thread.
Like there's podcasts that I listen to and they're all at war with each other.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 Oh, it's so delightful to read the threads and like the people I don't like, seeing them getting lame-basted and the people I like being praised. But I won't go to ours.
Fuck that. I wouldn't.
No. No.

Speaker 1 Because my head will get too bad. Yeah.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck that.

Speaker 1 Tell him, Steve Dave.