#547: Absentee Podcaster

Oh, yeah, what about when you were dancing, asshole?

Man pass his driver's license.

I don't know if I have any discernible talent, but pay attention to me.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

Hey, Walt.

Hey, Brian.

Walt, we gotta...

We might have to have an emergency meeting.

Okay.

What other fucking world can you just not show up to work?

Like BQ is not showing up to work.

Well, I week after week.

I think he has an excuse this week.

I don't know.

I mean, I saw the footage of him

getting roughed up.

Right.

And

I was stunned, you know, what they did to him.

And I can't.

I mean, it's got to be

embarrassing

to get

lit up like that on television.

By real men.

And I saw, you know, that he's contemplating now, I guess, suing them.

them or i i i saw that very public instagram post

and

i i felt terrible because i was i felt like

you know i could see how you know that he looked like he was in major pain and this is like it's humiliating there's a there's a still that i saw where his he's like it is the textbook definition of grimace and what we're talking about

i think when murray landed on him yeah what we're talking about here is like people who don't know is that q appeared and and murr appeared on a wrestling program and they got jacked they got hijacked out of nowhere, and they got, and some guys just like took advantage of them physically.

Yeah.

And

the footage, I mean, they broke a table, or Q broke a table.

Yeah,

I think Q was on a table, and then they threw Murray on top of him.

And Murr was getting choked out.

And it was, yeah, I was, I was, I texted him, and I was like, bro, are you right?

And he was like, you know, he really didn't want to talk about it.

I could tell he was just, he was mortified.

So do you think this could be PTSD that's keeping him away?

I mean, yeah, who wants to come in and talk about getting fucking

PTESD?

PTESD, yeah.

But like, you know, I mean, who wants to come in after being on television after getting,

you know, jacked up the way they were jacked up?

Jacked down.

It's a good thing that he lives alone because if he had someone to go home to,

he would be a shame.

Oh, yeah.

I was, I was very concerned about him.

You know, you know,

it's not only the physical abuse he took, it's the mental abuse also that comes with that.

And

but, you know, hopefully, you know, hopefully, he'll make those motherfuckers pay in the in the wallet where it really matters.

And now, if he takes them and sues them, you know, he could be sitting on more money than he's ever made on television for Anjay combined by going after that wrestling federation with the kind of money they have.

So, you're saying it's worth him missing a couple episodes of tell him, Steve Dave, to sue the WWE.

I don't know if it was WWE

or WWE

Yeah, one of those organizations that's going to pay dearly, and I cannot wait to fucking

see Q take them to task because that's bullshit.

That's not a fucking professional wrestler that you're dealing with.

No, he's rogue.

He's rogue.

He's a rogue wrestler, then, right?

No, I mean, he's not professional.

Oh, you're saying Q is.

I thought you were saying the guy who threw him through the table.

He's an entertainer.

He shouldn't be

physically attacking those kinds of.

Is it kind of his fault for putting himself in this position?

No?

Why?

That's like

anybody that goes to a wrestling event and it has to be leery that they might.

But if you stand out,

nobody's going to attack me or you.

We're just wrestling fans.

We're sitting in the stands.

But Q's there.

I'm sure.

Q didn't just go there as like, say, me, you, or Sunday Jeff, who's here with us.

Thank you, Sunday Jeff.

Get him.

Get him here.

One of the four of us go.

We're sitting in the stands.

Nobody's bothering us.

But you know, Q had a special entrance, and everybody was fucking fawning all over him, making a big deal, and he's drawing attention to himself, and the wrestlers probably were like, fuck this shit.

And he did steal a bat.

That doesn't mean

that the wrestlers are allowed to physically accost him.

It doesn't mean that he's allowed to be

thrown around like some sort of fucking ragdoll because, you know, he's not a professional wrestler.

They shouldn't have put their hands on him.

He's a professional joker, not a professional wrestler.

I don't know.

He sounded like he was completely depressed afterwards when I was texting him.

Did he get one in?

Nothing.

I mean, it was just like it was a sneak attack.

It's like six guys all on top of him and Murr.

So

I know that people are like, well, it's not real.

It's not true.

And I was one of those people

till I saw the actual bruises that he showed me in a photo.

So he sent me some photos.

And he's just like, you know, I got a case, bro, and I'm going to take him for everything.

Black guys.

Wow.

This current hurt his standing in the industry, though.

Don't you think?

People are like, oh, we can't invite Q to stuff because if he fucking stubs his toe, next thing you know, we're fucking sued because he's a pussy.

They got a splinter.

There is a big difference.

I don't know.

You know, he did say, you know, maybe, I don't know if he meant he was going to take him, he was going to get revenge.

I don't know if I assumed he meant legally.

Or maybe this is like, maybe this is his next chapter in his life.

He's going to become a wrestler.

So he's got another name on the list of brakes he's going to shit on.

He may have immediately started working out after that so that he could become

revenge physically.

Because right now, like, of course, you're right.

They took advantage of him.

He's soft.

He's doughy.

You know?

Any one of us would have fallen prey to him.

And were those wrestlers that did that to him?

They were as a famous wrestler.

Jericho, right?

But he didn't put his hands on him, which I thought was smart.

I think they're buddies.

Yeah.

They've been buddies for a while prior to that.

I think, like, didn't they go on Chris Jericho's cruise and all that stuff?

Maybe Jericho wasn't aware of it.

I mean, he was watching it.

He was cheering it on.

No, I mean, maybe, oh, was he?

I didn't see him cheering him on.

I'm not really familiar with wrestlers, like wrestlers and what they look like.

Is this the main, like, is this the top of the wrestling?

You know, like, there's different, like you said, WWE.

What's the difference?

Is this like this, like a rival to WWE?

Like, I guess the main rival.

So what's like, like what would be the WWF right now?

I know that's not around anymore because they changed the name.

The WWE.

So that's the top line.

And what is this one?

I don't know.

I think I take it.

Yeah.

Right.

Get him.

I believe so.

I don't know.

But like, yeah,

I felt bad, though.

And I know he,

you know,

he's got to be

licking some major wounds right now.

Yeah.

We're here next week.

I've heard even the squirrels have turned their backs on him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This

I was kind of surprised.

I didn't think about it until like Tuesday or Wednesday, but I was like, holy shit, the Pucknuts didn't do their Super Bowl wrap-up.

Why did we not do that?

No Ming.

Well, no, it wasn't a lack of Ming.

It wasn't a lack of

Jeff.

It wasn't a lack of bra.

It wasn't a lack of me.

It was a lack of one man.

You know, when Tom Brady's not in the Super Bowl, it's not a Super Bowl as far as I'm concerned.

I bet you.

Again, I'm not offended.

I really don't give a fuck.

It's more just like.

Well, guess what?

I guess you watched the last football game.

A casual observer.

Yeah, he retired.

Tom Brady retired.

Did he?

I think he's done this time, man.

This is it.

Did you win your bid on the sand that he retired on?

I didn't watch the game.

I watched some of the commercials.

But really, what I took away from everything

was Jackson Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes' brother, is possibly the corniest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life.

You know, yes.

Your brother's out there quarterback and winning the Super Bowl, and you're doing these fucking gay-ass TikTok dances, like getting in the way of the camera and shit.

Like, he's so corny.

Don't fall into the trap, though, of just piling on Jackson, though.

No?

No, because he's.

people piling on him.

Oh, yeah.

Are they?

Okay, well, I understand why.

Well, this is not the first time he's done it.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

I know.

But this is the first time I became aware of it because then I started looking up Jackson Mahomes and I was like, oh my God.

But think about how difficult it is for Jackson Mahomes to live in the shadow of his brother, Patrick.

That's Darren or Eric.

But really, though, and he saw this opportunity to become an influencer, and

he's made it work.

He is famous.

He's not as famous as his brother yet, but he's not as famous yet.

But he's, you know, I'd go look at his followers.

Oh, yeah, he has like a football.

He's got more than Sunday Jeff.

He's got like a million.

I don't even know I had followers, as far as I know.

I don't even know I had Twitter.

18,000 followers.

You know, I'm pretty fucking impressed.

But 18,000.

I'd be pretty at this point.

I'd settle for a slice of pizza.

Without a single tweet.

Jeff thinks he's Jesus now.

I got followers.

But in all seriousness, I hate the way that

the internet

trashes

that Mahomes brother for just trying to find his own corner, his own thing.

Are you aware of this story, though?

He went to a restaurant with all his buddies and in a fit of entitlement, like they were like, look, we can't accommodate you guys.

There's just too many of you.

And he pitched a fit, and then he had everybody go online and write negative reviews of the restaurant and all that shit.

And that's like, that's the typical fucking cocksucking influencing behavior that everybody hates.

And that's why he deserves the hate.

Because a shit like that.

I guess I like, but I mean, who wants to be able to do that?

You got to be in the public eye.

This table hasn't pitched a fit at a restaurant, though.

Tell him, she's okay.

The Brian Mahomes show.

Never like that.

Never in a way of like, I'm entitled to anything other than like service or whatever, you know?

Oh, your restaurant can't handle the 30 of me and my 30 friends.

Well, you know, it's your fault.

But I don't know if you so you're probably not aware of this, who this person is, right, Jeff?

Obviously, he's Patrick Mahomes' brother.

Right, okay.

So he's his younger brother, or maybe his older brother.

They're very close in a while.

He's 22.

Very close in age, and he likes to

post dances that he does just by himself.

Like he does kind of like these kind of like poppin' moves.

You know, the same kind of dances 14-year-old girls do on TikTok?

Yeah, but he will do them on the field where his brother is playing, and he will he will just do his moves and he'll post them and he'll get

thousands and thousands and thousands of likes.

But also, but on the internet, just because the internet is filled with trolls

and they just attack him mercifully.

Mercilessly, yeah, like Dave said.

Dave Bortnoy from Barcelon Sports is like a very prominent guy who's been talking about

for quite a while.

I think it.

But I think the thing is that he's just.

You could be an MP.

He's cringy.

He's just cringy.

But he's also clueless.

Like, he danced on a memorial for a player who got uh, he didn't know though, he apologized for that.

And he was changed, even though he was chained off with like yellow shoes.

Oh, was it?

Yeah, and he gets in there and he starts dancing, and someone's like, Hey, you know, that's a memorial for this

guy who got killed.

Anybody that'll walk a mile in that guy's shoes, though, that has got to be the most difficult thing to live up to when your brother is fucking Patrick Mahomes, and you don't have an ounce of athletic ability ability in your pinky, and what can you do?

You know what?

I can dance.

Let me jump on a trend and fucking do absolutely nothing to do with that.

So are you saying those who can't influence?

Yes.

Okay.

I agree with you.

But he's trying to become an influencer, which is a real

deal thing in 2023, though.

This is not what, it's not true.

No, I was just upset that it's a real thing.

I'm a son of now, this upsets you.

But anybody can call themselves an influencer.

The fucking idiot who fucking takes takes pictures of his food and then posts them immediately.

He posts himself scanning receipts.

What are you talking about?

That's what real influencers do.

Yeah.

All of a sudden, no, I hate that call.

I never, I never mindset.

I never claimed I was an influencer.

It's not my world.

Right.

I'm in the real world, bitch.

I never claimed I was an influencer.

Right, but you'd love to be.

Oh, yes, you would.

You're a narcissist who posts photos of his fucking meals as if it means something to anybody but you.

You have the same mindset as any other fucking influencer who's or wannabe influencer.

It's the same thing.

Everybody cares about me.

No, I don't think everyone cares about what I'm eating.

I just like to, if

you are interested.

Why do you take photos of it?

Because if you are interested in seeing what I ate, here you can go look at it.

I can show it to you.

If you wait now, I'll show you to you in the toilet bowl.

I'll show you what I ate.

I'm not saying that my food choices are the best ones in the world and that everyone should follow them or anything else like that.

I'm just saying, as you know, hey, here's what I'm eating.

Boom.

Same reason why I had cameras in my house.

The boom.

I never fucking Emmerl over here if I don't understand.

Even my daughter, she's just like,

every five minutes, she's just taking those pictures.

I mean, it's just, it's crazy.

I don't get it.

It's the fucking phone.

The phone is

John Cougar Mellencamp said this.

The internet is

the new nuclear bomb.

You know, and the phone is another output, is the fallout of the internet, though.

And, you know, that's just the way it is.

You have to accept it and treat it like it's a dangerous radioactive device.

What does John Cougar Mellenkamp have against the internet that he's making these things?

He's not getting any more money.

He was born in a small town because he's not getting those album revenues.

Now people only care about his daughter.

Well, whose daughters are influencer too?

Teddy Mellencamp?

Yeah.

Teddy care of her.

What does she do?

Dance?

Catches her food and receipts.

Yeah, I don't know.

She's a little bit more advanced than that.

She's just, she's, I don't think she's a performer.

I think she's just attractive and has a famous dad.

And she takes photos of herself.

Takes photos of herself, that kind of shit.

Yeah.

It's what everybody does.

Snapchat.

Sunday, have you ever considered your brother is a rock star?

Maybe, like, in the background of some of their sets, like, you do some TikTok dances, start influencing people.

It was actually the opposite.

I just like the same thing.

I think he's more famous.

He was probably right.

He was actually.

Maybe your brother can do some TikTok dancers.

He was

starting behind this.

Dance picture, cat dancer.

When he was in Germany or one of those places, he's like, I can't believe you're Sunday Jeff's brother.

It's like, he's up there on the stage.

Do you know how to dab, Jeff?

He started posting pictures of me on his, whatever it is, Instagram, whatever that is.

Insta, Twitter, whatever it is.

Yeah, I.

I was loath to even bring it up because I knew that you would be outraged by Jackson Holmes.

Because I do feel a bit of sympathy for the guy.

I think it would be a nightmare to be Patrick Mahomes' brother.

How do you stand out at all?

Why do you got to stand out?

Yeah, why is it so difficult that he stand out?

Because

I don't have any discernible talent, but pay attention to me.

Because it's

you're seeing it.

It's so close to home, though.

If he was, yeah, it may not be important for him to stand out if he wasn't Patrick Mahomes' brother, though.

He sees the fame, the glory, the attention.

He can still be.

He could just support his brother at the games.

I mean, you don't have to sit there and play.

That's how it crazy dances.

He says he does certain dances.

I draw attention to myself to support my brother.

As a show of support, like this is my AFC championship dance, and it's a different dance than like a regular season dance and then the Super Bowl dance.

That's a treat in Sunday Jeff.

There's only one Super Bowl shuffle that I know of.

It's by Iggy.

It was the Bears in our Super Bowl shuffle, in the Sunday Jeff shuffle.

Yeah,

I don't know.

I do think that the internet can be a cruel, cruel place.

You ever go to Reddit?

We know it can.

Motherfucker is dealing with a lot of...

Even Patrick Mahomes has got to feel like he's in an incredibly difficult position because he wants to be.

He's got to support his brother.

He wants to be cool with it.

He wants his brother and him to have a great relationship.

You know, we're tight.

We love each other.

And yet he's he's hearing the noise, like all the people, all the trolls going after his brother.

And,

you know,

like at a certain point, I'm sure it's going to come to a head if it already hasn't, but hopefully it doesn't destroy their brotherly.

Him doing the dance during the interview is just like, dude, this is the biggest sporting event on earth.

It's not about you.

Not about you and your fucking stupid.

But he danced for two seconds.

Yeah, that's all.

He should be dancing for zero seconds.

It's about his brother.

Like, he's a distraction distraction in the background as his brother is trying to give an interview after winning the biggest games ever.

People on the news that are

in the back.

Oh my god.

Yeah, like when there's a tornado and he got gunboxed.

Okay, that's different, though.

That's a tragedy.

This is a celebration by Jackson, and he just wants to, like, hey, look, I'm here too.

Why do I have to be invisible?

Because my brother's Patrick Mahomes.

But you're...

Go with the rest of the crowd.

Go to to the after-party.

Your brother's contractually obligated to do things like the interviews, like saying that he's going to go to Disney World, all that other stuff.

Not you.

And you saw him at the very tail end of that dance.

You can see somebody being like, stop.

Yeah.

And telling him to stop doing it and go away.

It felt horrible for him.

Oh, it was awesome.

Oh, it felt horrible because it's got to be so

deflating.

It's like, you know,

it's my special dance.

Even here, I can't dance.

It's like, where can I dance then?

You got to pick your dance.

Dance at home.

Dance in a club.

Dance anywhere but near your brother.

And just think: there's somebody like me in a security uniform who's telling him to stop.

Oh, you would love it.

You would love it, wouldn't you?

You know what?

You have no power to stop him from dancing.

You could lose your job for telling him to stop dancing.

I couldn't?

Yes, you could.

That is not within your jurisdiction to be telling people where they can and can't dance.

It was somebody's jurisdiction.

Oh, you can stand here, but you can't gyrate.

Yeah.

Bullshit.

There's an interview going on.

Again, this is what the NFL is all about.

I can't begin to tell you how.

Oh, but you know the inner workings of the NFL because you worked a Super Bowl

fucking thousands of miles away from the actual event in a parking lot in Lot C

where

you were fucking again

in the rain.

No, I wasn't.

Not to mention, you made us look like assholes with that Tom Brady Jets announcement.

We thought we were going to catch up and go viral.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What about when you were dancing, asshole?

What?

When you were directing traffic.

Remember when you had a job to do?

When you were directing traffic, doing karate moves?

Was Patrick Mahomes standing in front of me?

No.

You wanted the attention.

You wanted the...

Well, yeah, when you're drunk.

When you're directing traffic, you do want to have attention to yourself.

Right, but you wanted the honks.

The honks were likes.

You're right.

Jesus Christ.

Exactly.

You are Jackson Mahomes, but just the

Igor hunchback version of him.

Right, like the dark tales from the dark side version.

He's so.

these two wicker basket

i would implore you probably to give the guy a chance another chance right it is it is difficult to

to put yourself in that dude's shoes i think it would be a nightmare all kidding aside i think it would be like

the parents you know like how proud of you of you or patrick they never ask like how proud of you or of jackson or It's Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, all the time.

It's got to be very...

So why doesn't he do something of note aside from like

why can't he be an influencer though?

I guess he could.

You're right.

Maybe he should try like a podcast.

Yeah, that's what we need to hear him.

We don't need any competition from a Jackson.

That's potentially.

He would immediately have more listeners than we've had over the past 12 years combined.

Let him dance.

Stay far away from us.

You might be right about this, Walter.

Please, Jackson, don't podcast.

Did you watch the Super Bowl, Jeff?

Sure.

Yeah, where'd you watch it at?

I didn't have a party this year.

You watched that at home?

Yeah, I watched it with the dogs, just me and the dogs.

Yeah, solid game.

Oh, it was a great game.

Did you feel?

Yeah, what'd you feel at the end, the holding call?

You know, it's.

I read that.

It's like it's not even up for debate anymore.

That was a penalty, I felt.

But it was a penalty, though, that if I was a ref, I would have a hard time throwing that flag.

I really would be like, that would be a tough ones.

It's too close to that time of the, you know,

you know,

the only reason he threw it is because he was going that way.

If he didn't throw the ball that way, they would have never called that penalty.

If he wasn't throwing it at him, I don't think they would have ever called it.

It's not touchable, though, either, though.

I know, but I'm just saying, it's like, I don't like, I like to see teams play.

I agree with you.

I like to see, you know, an outcome without, you know, a little, okay, minor, minor tug and shove or whatever.

If he's grabbing his jersey, tug and what?

Tug and rough?

That's definitely a

store downstairs.

That's a penalty.

That's definitely a penalty.

Who did you want to win?

I really didn't care.

I mean, I really didn't care.

I was rooting for the Chiefs.

Yeah.

But I will be on the record now.

I will not root for any more Chiefs' Super Bowl victories because everyone brings him closer to Tom Brady.

So that's it for Patrick.

So I think you're going to say Jackson.

No.

I just don't want anyone to get near Tom Brady's.

Could have had three already.

Could have had half.

And then how many?

Who'd he lose to?

Well, he lost to Brady.

But again, Brady was in.

Brady was in a lot more Super Bowls before he was.

I mean, this kid was

in 10.

Yeah.

Well, he's been in three already.

Yeah, he's good.

He's not.

No, he's better than good.

Well, he's actually,

I think he's better than Brady was at that same age.

I think he's

the most incredible

talent I've ever seen at quarterback.

I really think he's like, he sees everything.

He can throw from any angle.

He's.

If he stays healthy, though.

Right.

And you've got to keep the team together.

And salary

last year, and they were able to win the Super Bowl this year, too.

Right.

Well, we'll see, though, but it's still a long ways away from getting Brady territory.

But he's amazing.

And the only reason I was rooting for him was because of the opponent.

I can't stand

it.

I can't stay in Philadelphia.

Second only to New York, what I like to say.

Why not try Philadelphia, though?

Because they have the most arrogant

fans or just

repugnant fan base

in the history of France.

I don't really know any Philadelphia fans, so I can't really.

I i can't really

you know tom yeah but i'm saying tom is but i'm saying tom didn't i never even knew tom was a philadelphia fan they never really because he's from jersey

if he was from philly he'd be a lot more fucking loudmouth and borish but he's he has that climbing light poles

you can climb a fence post

he doesn't have the the philadelphia uh

borishness of him because he's he was raised in jersey though and he couldn't take a punch because they get real physical and shit Tom's Glasgow flying off He'd be unconscious for three days smacked

the little bitch slap

on the plus side if he does get kicked in the the nuts though There's nothing there to kick anymore.

So that's true.

Yeah, he's a vasectomy.

Yeah vasectomy joke.

Yeah saving those huh

Where'd you watch it by Pam?

I did not watch it.

Oh yeah

I didn't watch it.

I just no no I just watched a couple highlights a couple of the commercials so the only person at the table who went to a Super Bowl party, a real deal party, was Gim Steve Davids.

Yeah.

Oh, you went to a party?

Yeah, I went over to Ruff's.

Oh, yeah.

He texted me and invited me.

I forgot to answer him, but I wouldn't have went anyway.

I wouldn't have went anyway.

That's why I was looking out the window all night long.

Yeah, because

I was doing something and he was like, oh, you know, I'm going to have a Super Bowl party.

And I was like considering it for a minute, and then I was like, ah, it'll probably be loud.

And I don't give a fuck about football.

Was it loud?

It got loud at times.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like when the coin flip happened and people had bet on it.

There's a lot of betters at the party.

Yeah, there was a few.

A lot of money was being

yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So how did you get, you told me that, you know, he was a responsible party goer, though.

He was going to walk there or drive there and then walk home if you have too much.

Did you walk home?

No.

You didn't get, you didn't get lit?

No.

From Rupps?

What?

He was going to walk.

Oh, no, no.

There's no way he's walking home from Rupps.

Yeah.

If Rupp lives in Hasley, he doesn't live in Southern Island anymore.

He's in the Southern Island anymore.

Yeah.

No, no, I'm saying for him to walk home to where he lives.

He's not going to walk home.

So this is home now.

This is home at certain.

The majority of the time, this is the home.

Well, no,

if I had to take a nap somewhere to sleep it off, this is the place to be.

I got you.

So it's across the fucking street.

It's not fucking the daddy's.

It won't be long before somebody from another office is calling the cops on, get him.

It's like he's here at three in the morning.

Somebody hit a deer.

He looks homeless.

Looks like a deer.

He's not a deer.

What'd you think of the commercials?

I only saw a few, and I don't.

It's underwhelming, I thought.

Yeah, very underwhelming.

Yeah, even the breaking bad one, I was like, oh, breaking bad.

All right, great.

Yeah.

You couldn't even move your needle.

Nope.

Not at all.

Why?

Not at all.

Because I think it's just pandering.

Like, they want everybody to be like, they're together again.

It's like, yeah, for a fucking 30-second Dorito commercial.

Who gives a fuck?

Expensive 30-second Dorito commercial.

Oh, yeah.

What's up?

They do cons all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't.

I wasn't taking it.

I did see your outrage by the

about the

erectile dysfunction comparison.

Oh, to the Ram truck.

To the Ram.

Yeah.

I was.

Yeah.

Like, well, as a man who has had

wee wee difficulties,

you know,

this year, I'm a bit more sensitive to wee wee issues.

Right.

Like, you know, and not that I had that particular issue.

Ever.

Or it will ever.

But

I used to say the same.

Now I take testosterone every week.

But it is fucked up, though,

that you would sell a pickup truck

to

what would you say the predominantly

member of the sexes is going to be buying a Ram pickup truck?

How many are you really going to sell to just female base?

What percentage?

Well, I mean, there is, I have seen.

I have a female going to walk in off the street and just pick up a Ram pickup truck.

10%

or less.

Maybe.

You know,

it's really used for mostly work trucks.

But I mean, being in that business, I have seen women actually driving pickup trucks.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, there is.

I'm telling you.

They can drive.

Who do you want?

But who are you going to?

I mean, who the market is probably.

Which is

the market.

Well, you know, you look at Chevy commercials.

They're always all that like a rock commercial.

It's, it's, you know, they're always.

Yeah.

Who's the, what was the truck that did the commercial with the cat that was acting like a dog?

That fucking almost made me buy a truck.

I love that commercial where the cat was, and the guy was like, well, I can't believe this.

And he's like, what?

It's just another truck.

You know, that was like he, he would throw a stick in the water, the cat would go get it.

I can't remember what that was, but that was a wholesome fucking commercial about selling a truck.

This

I saw you in a pickup truck once.

Nothing looked more unnatural than Walter.

That's right, he was renting right.

Yeah, it's like I got pictures of that.

He's got his hand out the window holding a cowboy hat.

Yeah.

It was a Silverado commercial.

It's the same thing.

They said there's a Where's the CB radio?

Even though you don't look right at a truck.

And I was just like, what is that supposed to mean?

What does that mean?

Like, why?

What do you mean I don't look right at a truck?

Like, you just don't, you're not a truck driver.

It doesn't.

I'm that way too.

I'm not a person.

I'm not a truck person.

But what do you think of

a company that

makes or pokes fun at their

base who they're trying to sell a truck to about having erectile issues?

How does that really?

I don't think that's what it was about.

Wasn't it about electric?

Wasn't it all the electricity?

It wasn't about electric, but I was very obviously mimicking erectile dysfunction commercially.

And not being able to go all night and just being like disappointed with.

The women are all disappointed in the commercial, all of them.

like it's just

to me it needs some more juice bro i don't find that to be a winning

combination huh

i just

i think it's extremely typical of today's uh permissible sense of humor let's make fun of guys and we're safe especially you can make fun of white guys

and it's even safer so like they're not there but how does that sell a truck it doesn't none of these commercials no they're of them sell trucks.

Yeah, I think it's just brand new.

Doritos, you're going to eat Doritos anyways.

I don't need fucking breaking bad to show me about Doritos.

You're going to go to the store.

You eat what you eat.

A commercial is going to be like, ah,

I got to go out and get some Doritos.

I don't know, man.

I just, I've never, have you ever?

Have you ever gotten, like, you saw a commercial and you had to go get it?

I can't recall, but I know there has to be a few.

You know, I think he said.

That was like, think when you saw the 80s for Brady commercial, you were like, I got to go see this.

What about the Indiana Jones film?

Did you see that?

Oh, God, that looks terrible.

What's the matter?

You think you have high hopes?

Are you a fool?

No.

How many times do you have to be born?

I wasn't crazy about the last one.

How many times you got to be burned Sunday?

This is Disney we're talking about.

Oh, I know.

Don't tell me about Disney.

I know all there is to know

about Disney.

Disney fucked you over.

Well, it wasn't Disney last time, but this is Disney.

Right.

How can you put any stock in Disney at this point that they're going to give you a business?

I just can't see one in the film, though.

I just don't understand why you're doing the film.

I mean,

money.

I get any.

But I'm just saying, it's just at a point now where it's just like, there's times where you just have to walk away from this kind of stuff.

You just can't constantly keep on doing this stuff.

They're like we can't.

Because you shit all over the movie.

They just bought the fucking

character.

They got to recoup the character.

I know.

Learn your lesson from the Star Wars, from what you've been doing to Star Wars.

You're fucking destroying that franchise.

Just go in a different direction.

Don't go through the same fucking

young Indiana Jones.

Don't replace Indy with a girl.

That's rule number one.

You'd think they would have learned by now.

They didn't fucking learn it.

Well, Indiana could be a girl's name as well.

I don't know.

Will you go see it, though?

Of course.

Oh, yeah.

See?

Of course, I'll go see it.

But I will have no hopes.

I won't even have aspirations.

Well, that's the best thing to do because if you do like it and you do wind up coming out, I was like, you know, it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

True.

So it's a bad mindset to have.

But I saw a light in your eyes when you were saying, did you see the Indiana Jones?

I just thought it was pretty good.

And I I want to snuff it out before I see you.

Jackson Mahomes.

What I thought was pretty cool.

Fucking Jeff Silver lighting went over here.

What I thought was pretty cool, though.

It's like when you saw the commercial, how young they made, like with all the effects now they can do.

And like, it's like, did you see why they do that?

Yeah, Joe.

So why don't you just do that for the whole film?

The Uncanny Valley, Jeff.

The Uncanny Valley.

I think that that would be a very slip.

And it looked pretty fucking good, though.

Didn't you have a problem with Ramoff Tarkin?

Well,

I'm saying it's gotten even farther now.

It looks really, really good.

It looks almost too good.

Like, it really looked like you went back in time.

Okay, then what's the next step then?

Why don't we just clone Harrison Ford, let it age until about 20, and then roll him in a new feature then, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, that's basically what we're getting into.

Well, I think the flashbacks, I think, obviously they're flashbacks, but I'm, you know, it's just, it's, but, you know, I just don't.

He doesn't feel the same either like he did.

Like his, you know, I saw like when I was watching.

But I'm saying it's just just like he's just with that whole whip at the table.

He's like,

It's like he's like, voice is all gargly now.

It's just like, you know,

I know, he's an old man.

But it's right, exactly.

So you cannot go on these fucking adventures anymore.

Who are you going to tell him that again?

Yeah.

The aegis.

All right.

But there, but there was one or a couple, I think there was two spots that got a lot of heat.

And I was shocked that they did.

The

Christian ones.

Oh, the Christian ones.

Oh, a lot that was a weird thing that came out of no us no it was like it was like it was just like stills of people people fighting

and they've said jesus loved the people who opposed him or something like that

differences of opinion and there was like the one that be like a child yeah now i saw that in the moment

and i was like well

that's a fucking healthy message right i went to bed not thinking that anybody would have a problem with that a lot of people have a problem

i couldn't believe that the people have a problem with that message of trying to come together and love people who don't think the same way you do, which is what everybody else.

They don't want to hear that shit.

You have to think the same way they do.

Then it'll be okay.

And even then, they'll find something different to bitch about.

But it's crazy, though, that that is

the most wholesome, most loving message, and it fucking angered people.

That shows you how fucked up

how fucked up we are as a society right now, that that's a message that angered people.

Just don't make another indie film.

I was kind of confused by the Pat Tillman commercial, that thing at the the beginning.

Why?

Because it was a very pro-military thing, and it's since come out that he was killed in a friendly fire incident, and he was disillusioned with the war as it was after being experiencing it.

And they're still parading him out as some, you know, like he was all for it just because he left.

Well, he still died as a soldier.

I mean, whether it was friendly fire or not.

But he had become disillusioned.

I'm thinking so much.

He is, but he had become disillusioned with the war and with the military name.

How do you know?

Disillusioned with the war, but maybe not the military.

Yeah, no, it wasn't.

How do you know?

Because he had a journal and everything.

You read his journal?

I did not read his journal, but other journals.

He didn't have to go.

He left the NFL to do that.

Yeah, right.

You know, that was his choice.

So, and that's really what people were looking at, that this guy left.

He should get a spot before every Super Bowl, right?

I don't know if

a person who was like who was becoming disillusioned with your.

All right, well, okay, how about this then?

Every other Super Bowl, we get one where he's pro-military spot about Tillman.

And then in the next Super Bowl, it's maybe he questions that it's not

pro-military.

Both sides.

I enjoy it.

Jesus loved even people who thought differently than he did.

That's the message.

That should be TSD's message.

That is our message.

You don't have to think the same way as us.

You fuck off.

I like the one with, was it Bradley Cooper and his mother?

Oh, she was ragging on him or something.

You are just

You are just a chicken to be led around by the beak.

What?

You really are, man.

Like, you just

hanging out in the barnyard watching Bradley Cooper commercials.

You have no sense of taste.

Yeah, the Bradley Cooper one is just easy.

It's like it's the most milquetoast vanilla.

Like, hey,

it's

easy to tell.

It's easy to tell like somebody who's an Uber winner that they're a loser because they know they're not.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah, yeah.

I want to read something to you guys.

This was a post

by Ming Chen

on Instagram.

TV's Ming Chen.

TV's Ming Chen.

Ming Chen, who I

went and did the.

It's not, it won't be out this week.

It'll be out the following week.

I'll remind you next week if you care.

We went up and did Chip Chipperson podcast together.

You and me?

Me and Ming and

Mary Beth went up.

Because Zia, a buddy of mine, is the producer for the show.

So she was like, hey, do you want to come on?

And she knew

about comic bookmen and that stuff.

So she's like, maybe Ming would like to come on too since he podcasts all the time.

So me, Ming, and Mary Beth.

I podcast more than Ming now.

With Patreon?

You definitely podcast more than Ming.

And he even admitted, actually, that he's like, I run a lot of podcasts, but I don't do a lot of podcasting.

You would have definitely been invited, but I don't think you would

one we one way like we go up ming's driving because i hate driving in the city oh we know that he's like i found a garage blah blah blah

and then i guess at some point he made a wrong turn and we went through manhattan all the way up through brooklyn over the brooklyn bridge and then back into manhattan again and uh we ended up being a little bit late you just he can't not fiddle he's got to fiddle right i'm the fiddler

i didn't touch anything so he's not a good driver

We know this.

Oh, he tore the sky.

It looked like a can opener when he fucking drove the van around to pick up stuff at the con in New York.

I mean, that was 12.

That was 20 years ago.

Right, so you think he would have improved?

That's what I'm saying.

I thought maybe he improved.

Obviously, not.

I thought it was the app, but then Ming said later on, like the

it wasn't the app's fault.

He said he thinks he took a wrong turn.

Oh, like the Waze app or something?

Apple Maps, whatever it was.

Okay.

Anyway, so he met he was very taken with Zia.

She's, I'll give her a little plug here, Zia Land

on OnlyFans.

You can go there.

You can see her boobies and her heiny if you give her a couple bucks.

Yeah, why not?

But

this is Ming's post.

Children under 10 will

absolutely be permitted to podcast at a shared universe.

That's a picture, an image.

And then the post

accompanying it says, we love kids.

We really, truly do.

But lately, we've noticed that it's mainly adults podcasting at the studio, and we know that kids have something to say and thoughts to get out and their own opinions to express.

Therefore, as of today, we absolutely want more kids to record at the studio.

Dude, he sounds like a groomer.

Please bring yours.

I drive an iceberg on weekends.

What the fuck is that?

What is that all about?

Why does he want kids in the studio?

And their friends and them will have, can start their own shows.

It'll be great and it's fun.

We feel this is the right decision for our business moving forward.

Thank you for understanding.

Okay, so I get.

get, oh, wait.

Very quickly, let me break in with an announcement.

Congratulations to Jason and Jordan Muse.

The birth of their new baby.

Yeah, Lucian Muse.

Nice.

Yep, just a little baby boy.

So

February 12th.

Okay.

They had the baby.

So congratulations.

There's a picture of a little guy right there.

Nice.

Congrats.

Yes.

Congrats.

Yeah, Snoogins, baby.

Snoogins is his middle name.

Lucian Snoogans.

That'd be pretty cool.

Okay.

So right after that's posted, two different people text me and are like,

dude, what the fuck with Ming?

Like, is he a pedo?

That's what I said.

I was like, that sounds so strange.

Right.

All of a sudden be like,

we need more kids at the shared universe.

Because

this is what Ming didn't understand.

That the story he's referencing, he's referencing something here

that I knew about it.

Giddam, you knew about it.

Because Giddam, I think you're the one who told me.

Yeah, yeah.

Is there's a restaurant called Nettie's Spaghetti

down in

Falls.

Is it?

Yeah, right just past that.

Right by the landfill.

Okay.

They said

popular New Jersey Italian restaurant will ban children under the age of 10.

They're a liability to us.

They said that they will no longer serve young children.

And then it's, we love kids, we really, truly do.

But lately, it's been extremely challenging to accommodate children at Netties between noise levels, lack of space for high chairs, cleaning up crazy messes, and the liability of kids running around the restaurant.

We've decided that it's time to take control of the situation.

We know that this is going to make some of you very upset, especially those of you who have well-behaved kids, but we believe this is the right decision for our business moving forward.

Okay,

so Ming took that.

It's like, I'm going to have like a satirical fucking text.

And I was like,

99.99999% of the time.

So they start trashing his fucking studio.

That was wrong with that.

That was my point.

And he was like, dude, this is a national story.

My friend from New Mexico told me that he read it.

I was like, dude, I don't think a lot of people know what you're talking about.

Because within less than three minutes, I got two texts being like, what's up with me?

Like,

why is he writing this shit?

He didn't take it down.

It's still up.

He didn't at least tag the restaurant or put a link to the article while he was saying this.

He could have edited it.

Yeah, I was going to say edit.

This is a reference article.

I'm not a pedo.

Here's the reference article.

But I gotta say, man, like, I mean, I've never gone to Nettie's.

Who knows if I ever will.

But it's an upscale restaurant from what I understand.

I saw some of the menu.

I mean,

it's mostly spaghetti.

Yeah, well,

spaghetti.

It's called Netty spaghetti.

That would make sense.

But I cheered the decision.

You know what?

People are going to say,

I want to be contrarian.

Right.

But

who would ever say that about you?

I have two

daughters

who are 10 years from the age of out of the womb.

They popped out, able to go to any fucking restaurant on the planet and behave.

Well, it's

I would contact whatever Q, whoever Q has on retainer to sue A WE.

I want to go fucking sue that restaurant for discrimination.

Well, they reserve the right to refuse service to anybody anybody they want.

They can't

enforce that.

But you've been out.

Sure, they can.

They can't because how are they going to know if my child is 11 or 10?

I think they're going to do.

I mean, I don't think they're going to check for IDs, but I think they'll just do

an octopular scan.

Yeah, cut them in half, count the rings.

She's got mustaches on.

Yeah, I think they'll probably be able to know the general age.

You know, some people will try to sneak their kids.

Dude, I agree.

You better behave than the fucking adults I see in the restaurants.

I agree with you.

I was out to dinner the other day, though.

I mean, out to lunch the other day.

This fucking family had two kids who were like probably two or so.

Screen.

When I say screaming, they are screaming, jumping up and down on the fucking,

in the

booth.

They're causing all kinds of bullshit.

Mary Beth said when she worked at both restaurants, she's like, kids run around, they almost knock people over.

People don't have fucking control of their kids.

They have like a huge iPad in their hand, like in that case.

Hitting things things too much of kids.

So my family has to pay the price on not getting a spaghetti meal because of other children.

You can bring a spaghetti dinner home.

I thought the same way because I went like even by bringing Sage out.

Sage has always been very well-behaved in restaurants.

She's like, she's not, she wasn't a crier.

She wasn't a screamer.

Let's file a class action lawsuit, me and you.

Right.

Like, so wait, you're filing on the behalf of your 26-year-old daughter, your 19-year-old daughter.

Behaves.

And this 17-year-old niece, all of whom are more than welcome.

all right yeah all right i i have to say like yeah at first i was like hey that's kind of bullshit because you know you think about that when you have a kid but then i was like but most people are in seemingly incapable of controlling their kids and their behavior and the only way they can do it is if they bring a fucking ipad and then you listen into 10 fucking ipads all playing different shit baby shark and all that other crap nonsense

i mean infants one thing i mean they cry a lot of times you'll see the parent will leave the you know they'll they'll go away from the dining room try to calm them down a little bit some don't like you have you have that level of person then you have the level of person that like brings their infant to a movie and let's you know let's think about

compassion though where's the compassion you know those parents don't want to go there and have their kids act up so i like i think a little bit more patience maybe by the staff you know they're paying customers i i think they had patience and they finally were like fuck this they're probably gonna take it in the pocketbook

you know what if they're you want to go out there and have a nice meal on a Saturday night?

You worked all week and you come in and you got this

right next to you and you have all this other stuff.

Why are you pointing at me?

I'm the wrong person to ask because I have

an extremely easy time blocking out other children.

Not just children.

Why are you pointing at me?

Yeah, like it's never bothered me from the time that, you know.

I can't even tell you when I've ever been annoyed by somebody else's children, no matter how unruly they've been, been, because I just have the ability to not hear it.

It just doesn't rattle them.

It goes one ear and out the other.

So I've never been that person that's like, I can't do it.

Even in the movie theater, it doesn't bother me.

You just fall asleep.

How many different places do you go out to eat, though?

I go to all the places where I'm going to be exposed to unruly kids.

My restaurant of choice is friendly's.

Right.

That's a kid-oriented restaurant.

They have a kid's menu.

If I was to walk in there like some people do and fucking be like, oh, get that kid out of here and shut that fucking junior up over there, I would be out of my mind to think that I should be able to walk in and get that kind of.

But is it more acceptable at a restaurant like that than an upscale restaurant?

Well, yeah, like with the kids that were screaming, like I was, I was sitting there and I'm like, should I say something to these people?

But I'm like, I'm at Chili's.

What's my expectation?

What is my expectation of Chili's?

And even though my request to be like, can you tell your kids to stop screaming at the top of their lungs and jumping up and down is completely reasonable, I'm the asshole.

Then the fucking phones come out.

Then the out-of-context clip goes online.

And I'm like, it's not worth it.

All I'm getting is Super Shroud.

Johnson.

Nobody's agreeing with me.

Everybody's going to think I'm the asshole.

Some will agree with you, but yeah, some won't.

I feel it's a fucking extremely risky move by that restaurant to post that.

Because if it's getting fucking play in New Mexico,

if we're to believe me,

that is

something they could not have anticipated.

And it could be devastating.

Could be.

The perception about people not supporting that restaurant.

You don't think they could have anticipated a blowback from a decision like that?

I think they should have.

In the age of the internet, you know what?

It's also, it's just as possible, though, that they could put that out and nobody would even notice, right?

I mean, you just don't know.

It seems you guys didn't notice.

What's going to be weird is.

The internet won't notice.

The internet won't notice.

No.

I was reading comments and they're like, well, my perfectly behaved eight-year-old and I will be going somewhere else and blah, blah, blah.

I told Debbie not to post that.

But those are the people that probably weren't going anyway.

They're just fucking posting that shit.

It did make me, like, once they reopen, I think they reopened on March 3rd or something, it said in the article.

It did make me want to go down there and check it out just to be like, I wonder what the ambiance is that they're like, this is being ruined by kids.

Can you please go and report back?

Yeah, I'll do a little, yeah, I'll do a little gonzo re-journalism.

I'm curious because I want to see, like, I'm sure they're going to get from people who are there pats on the back, you know, for their stance.

Some of the regulars are going to be like, thank God you did the right thing, especially

if you just like us.

Jesus, remember, brother?

Yeah.

But also, you know,

an eye for an eye.

Jesus said that too.

Did he?

I don't know.

I thought it was Hammurabi.

You didn't see him separate the fucking road out there?

He's out there with his fucking Baron mask with a cane in his hand.

He just separates Route 36

With his samples.

I was also trying to, because I think sometimes like, like everybody, in the age of the internet, things spread around all over the place.

When we were young, like, like Hubba Bubba.

Oh, my God.

Gum.

Yeah.

Big Lee Chew.

It had, well, Hubba Bubba had spider eggs in it, allegedly.

And you heard about the person who chewed it, and then all the spiders came out of their mouth or whatever, and all that other shit.

So, like,

you never hear kids talking about that kind of shit anymore, though.

Like, those old urban myths.

Yeah.

So, like, it occurred to me, I'm like, what about jokes?

So, I told Ming, I was like, set up a hidden camera.

And

like, so it's like over your shoulder, but on your kids, like, sit them down, tell them you want to have a sound.

These kids are old too now.

Yeah, yeah.

They're like, they're like 15 and 17, I think.

Sit them down and be like, look, there's something that I need to tell you.

Last time I saw you, you were this size.

Yeah.

There's something I need to tell you.

Now, the first part is probably not going to come as a surprise.

The second part, you'll probably be okay with, but it's the third part that's going to be sort of shocking.

All right.

Me Chinese.

Now, would you get the rest of that?

I didn't get it at all.

If you say to the kids, he's like, me Chinese.

Me play joke.

The second part is me play joke.

What is this from?

The third part is me play joke.

Put pee in.

Me put pee pee in your coke.

This is an old joke?

You never heard this?

I've never heard this.

I've never heard this either.

That's on the show.

I've never heard that.

You've never heard that?

No.

Wow.

You're looking at me.

That's what's wrong.

I've never heard it either.

Honestly, I've really been.

You weren't a kid.

You've heard Sunday.

How old are you?

No, I'm telling you.

I've never heard that joke.

You've never heard

that.

Me Chinese, me play joke.

Me put pee-pee in your coke.

I've never heard that.

Holy fucking shit.

But I'm saying, you're friends with him.

Right.

No, no one's ever played that on me.

Wow.

Wow.

I am.

I got to say, I am fucking utterly stunned that you never heard that.

That was like huge when we were in elementary school.

No.

Don't even have any Chinese people.

So I guess this really fell flat.

Me basically like setting up the whole thing.

I don't understand.

I'm like, this would be hysterical, dude.

I was crying in the car when we were coming home.

I was laughing so hard at this.

Were you?

No.

No, you weren't.

Straight as an arrow.

You weren't on the volcano?

Nope.

No volcano.

I'm sure he didn't pipe us up.

I don't know.

He might have dosed me or something.

Who knows?

But no, we were coming back from chipping the city.

What about in the studio?

Are they smoking in the studio?

No.

No.

No.

Stone cold sober.

Stone cold sober.

Dude, I was laughing so hard at their faces where, like, just the first part where he's like, me Chinese and them being like, what's going on?

Like, our dad's lost his fucking mind.

Didn't even agree to do this?

Yeah, I don't think he thought it would be funny, but there wasn't really any agreement put in place where he would try to set it up.

I was like, but that's like the lost, the lost

oral history of jokes and that kind of shit.

My fear is that me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your Coke is going to be eventually be forgotten.

Yeah, but is it also racist?

Yes.

Of course it is.

And it also

is forgotten.

That's why it's kind of like fallen to the wayside and no one says it anymore for fear of the backlags.

It also doesn't make any sense in the context.

It's like, okay, you're Chinese.

You played a joke.

But putting, like, pissing in somebody's Coke, it's not really a joke.

It's like,

it was just the convenience of these things rhymed and somebody put them together at some point.

And it continued.

I'm fucking floored that you guys have never heard this.

I don't know.

I remember it was when I, how I remember it was it was something with your hands.

Like you would have to like, like, hey, okay, open the, you're opening opening the refrigerator.

Okay, now pull out a Coke.

Right, that's the elongated version.

Yeah, that's that's how I remember it.

Like, it was like, it was like once they drink a soda, then you're like, ah, I mean, Chinese.

Yeah.

It was like, almost like what the kids would do the thing with the string.

Yeah, I'm begging all parents out there, please tell this joke to your kids and tell them to tell it at school just so we can keep it alive.

No,

don't follow that advice at all.

That would be devastating to

your family, your income, income, your job.

Yeah, that would not be.

Yeah, parents lose their job because their kids are like, hey, check this one out.

We got no life.

I think, in terms of being offensive, though, it's one of those things where it's like, it's just, it's so

nonsensical and fucking stupid that it's hard to be offended by it.

Even if you're Chinese.

Hard to be a comedian these days.

It's still possible for people to be upset by that.

I guarantee you there's people going to be listening to this who are upset by it.

Okay, if you're from your education, I've read on Reddit and everything, that they get fucking mad about everything.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

They're not.

So

I guarantee you, there will be people who are upset with even this little segment of this episode.

Okay.

So.

Me sorry.

Me so sorry.

So did either of you as a child have people make fun of your names or

oh no, with BJ as my initials?

Never.

Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Why?

I was just wondering, like, if there was anyone in particular that you could remember.

Personally, their names?

No, no, no.

A time that it happened?

Like, I know when.

People still do it to me to this day.

Like, I know when I was younger, you know, I got my name got made fun of, and then, like, I moved to a different school, and I thought it was all over.

And the same jokes continued on.

What was the joke?

They would give away his name, I think.

Yeah, it was a song.

What was the name of the song?

You got to tell him off air because he.

If you tell me the name of the song, people can find out your name.

I think people know his name already, yeah.

Mentalplick.

But when I moved to Union, I was amazed that people up there knew it as well.

I thought it was finally over and done with, but it wasn't.

I think I know the limerick or whatever you're talking about.

It's about leprechauns.

Yes, it is.

A popular song?

No, no, no, kids, it is.

It's as popular as Me Chinese.

Yeah.

Well, I'm sad to see Me Chinese go, but what are you going to do?

You got to let go of shit.

Walt, you had a game?

We had no spot.

We did, but they never sent the copy.

So we got no copy to read.

I do have a game.

Oh.

Let me get my glasses.

So

this is a wagering game.

I don't know if you guys like to wager, if you guys like to bet, go to AC Sunday.

I know you go to AC.

What's your game up there?

I usually play roulette, and I usually play slots.

I'd love to learn how to play craps.

It's just

very involved.

But I'm saying there's always shit going on at Craps Tale.

There's always people yelling and screaming.

Yeah.

Yeah, you don't know if you won or lost.

Yeah, I just want to, I want to, it's like, but it's weird.

It's like you roll a seven, it's good, and then the next one, it's not good.

It's like, it's all like, I got to really watch it.

I would like to play it, though.

I would figure you for a back rack, man.

It seems like.

Because that's an overexpensive game.

Yeah, but the player has the advantage of backrack.

Well,

look, the house always has

the advantage.

But Maybe not in this game, Sunday.

Because it's, I got, this is the working title of the game, IQ Pest,

instead of IQ Test.

This is the game where people wager if Giddam has a higher IQ than some of the most renowned and famous people throughout history.

Fucking Stephen Hawking.

I see online people are

creaming for Giddam to take an IQ test.

Oh, to take a test?

Let's put an end to that right now.

He's not going to do it, right?

I would never want him to take an IQ test because

what does he have to gain and everything to lose?

Exactly.

As I said to Mary Beth, we were talking about it, and I was like, the only way I would want to see it is if he did it and it was 147.

That's what it is.

That would be good.

Or 150.

Yeah.

Did something higher and all those fucking haters have to eat shit?

Yeah.

And smile.

Yeah, be like, he did it.

I've got to do it.

We knew he wasn't lying.

They have to hold their nose.

Yeah.

Eat that fucking feces.

Eat that turd.

So what happens here is

you must place your bet on 148

before you know who he's up against.

So let's say

you have

$20 in chips.

The big chip is worth two points.

The little chips are worth one point.

So before you even know, you have to say to yourself, okay, yeah, you always bet on Giddam, too.

So

you put out a number, let's say

you put $10 on Giddam, and then I reveal to you, like, okay, let's say he's up against Einstein.

Okay.

Okay.

So then you have to say to yourself, is Gidham's IQ higher than Einstein's?

Probably not.

So you can pull the bet back

if you want.

You can reclaim the bet.

You understand the word, the definition of the word probably, right?

I think you're about to say definitely.

Okay.

Or you can double down if you think he's definitely going to beat Einstein.

Or you could leave the bet ride as is.

So you have three options.

You have to high reveal the other person that Ginim is up against.

These words the big chips are how much?

Two points.

Little chips are worth one point.

Okay.

Okay.

Sunday's going all in.

He wants to go home.

So what we're playing for here today

is a free month of Patreon for a one lucky listener.

Wow.

What tier are they on?

Five.

I wondered.

So, Bry, you're playing for Jonathan Lindau, L-I-N-D-A-O, from Shoemakersville, Pennsylvania.

Giddam, you're playing for Linda Lowe from Glendale, Arizona.

Linda Lowe.

And Sunday, you're playing for Robert Holcomb from Houston, Texas.

How's he playing, though?

We're not betting against him.

Well, he can bet on himself.

Yeah.

Yeah, he doesn't know if he has a higher IQ than him.

He's not in a higher IQ than some of the people I'm going to say right now.

All right, so you're going to be be playing for Robert.

You got Linda, and you got Jonathan Bry.

Okay.

So you know how to play, right?

Yes.

All right.

So the first up is you guys have to put up your wager now.

You have to say, what are you going to bet on the first round?

We'll go soft.

One chip.

One chip.

You say I always had more, right?

Bry and Giddam have two dollars in the pot.

Yes.

All right.

Here is who Giddam is up against for who has the higher IQ.

The father of our country, Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln.

Known depressive.

Yeah.

Emancipator of people.

But Bud taught himself law.

The emancipator.

Yeah.

Emancipator.

Hey, I'm not in this game.

Okay.

I'm not worried about my IQ.

He only learned only so much.

He's been on the earth now a lot longer than he has.

So I'm going to go a little bit higher.

You're going to go higher.

Yeah.

Get him.

And you're going to go $2 more.

Yeah, because I don't even think he had it.

I think this.

I'm going to up the annie.

Okay.

Get him.

Or let it ride.

Get it.

Let it ride.

You can pull it back if you don't think you have a, if you think you're going to lose, Brian.

So if I pull it back, you lose nothing.

I lose nothing.

Abraham Lincoln, huh?

Do you have any other chips to give me back?

Yeah, I'll let it ride.

I'll let it ride.

You're going to let it ride.

Yeah.

Get him, Steve Dave

versus Abraham Lincoln in an IQ score.

It's like Amaury.

Would be an absolute tie.

They both had 148.

Oh, okay.

Everybody loses.

Nobody loses.

No, push.

Push, go to the house.

Go to the house.

That's right.

You can have my plastic chip.

Well, come on.

I mean, Robert's hoping that you don't take it so lightly.

Yeah.

Get him.

I expected if you lost, you would have like run through the hallway just like Maury.

You know, the security guards would have been chasing you.

But how does it feel to know that you have the same intellect as Abraham Lincoln?

You could have been president.

I could have.

Not now.

Back then.

Still can.

All right.

Put your next wagers down.

Guys have losing money left and right here.

Okay.

Again, Sunday has put in one, and Brian Giddam both have two.

All right.

Get him, Steve Dave, or Ben Affleck.

Batman.

Daredevil.

Ben's a smart guy.

Wrote, you know, he's an Oscar winner.

Brian, what are you going to do?

You're going to keep your bet at two?

Was that...

Who went to Harvard, Henry or Damon?

That was a movie?

Yeah, that was Goodwill Hunting.

Ben also didn't go to space.

You know that, right?

He did not blow up Batman.

Yes, he did.

I saw it with my own two eyes.

He also can't draw wells.

But Brian is a good idea.

He is also

not Batman.

You think about it, Sunday, because Bry's got to go first here.

You want to withdraw that or double down?

I'm going to withdraw it.

I think Ben is smarter than Giddam.

Okay.

Giddem.

I'm going to go.

Just Ben on himself.

Ben on himself.

Another dollar.

Yeah.

Sunday, what do you think?

Who's smarter?

Although I did see Ben in a commercial with J-Lo and

the Duncan Donuts commercial, and I'm like, did you two assholes not learn the first time?

Don't work together.

Nobody likes it.

Right.

Why would he go back?

Yeah, it's so fucking weird.

He really calls into question his intelligence yeah that's true i might want to double down on giddem

now sunday

do you think of giddem as a genius all honesty no

why not he's worked with me for four years why not though

dude i'm all honesty i've said it Since day one I met him.

When Giddam walks into

his room, he becomes the smartest man in that room.

But he can't handle life that doesn't mean anything that you're it means everything you can't take care of your fucking self it means everything no

I would tell you this right now okay just because you pass a fucking test that doesn't mean you're a genius that does not mean you're good at life it absolutely that rating that IQ rating absolutely is an indicator of genius thinking but it doesn't mean you're good at anything I could pass a test as a lawyer that doesn't mean I'm a good a good lawyer I could pass anything you know what I'm saying it's true it's just a test.

You just passed a test.

But the test is like, let's say I took my test for a CDL and I passed it.

They're like, okay, now you have a license and you're a truck driver.

But that's the IQ test.

They're like, okay, now that you've passed it and you have this score, you qualify technically as a genius.

Right.

You understand what I'm saying?

Yes, yes.

Like he's holding him to a standard.

Did Maine pass his driver's license?

I don't know.

To tell you the truth, I could hardly know.

He can drive.

It doesn't mean that everybody can drive well or if he drives badly.

I think you're holding Giddam to a standard that's not fair.

Like you're saying, oh, cool, because he's quirky in a sense.

He sleeps

on a couch.

He can't do that.

Yes.

You know, that he's not a genius.

A potential?

Yes.

He does not sleep on a couch in the office.

What?

A potential?

Yes.

Okay.

Now,

I have to say, there's a new person who has come around to the way I'm thinking and considers Giddam a real, the smartest person she's ever come into contact with.

It can't be Debbie.

She went to college.

It is Debbie.

Oh, my God.

She.

He has the fucking flatigans bamboozled.

What's going on over there?

She gets one bird out of a chin.

Exactly.

That's why.

She came over to hang all her pictures on the wall

at a level, and it's completely, the pictures are all uniform.

Mine is too.

I'm a fucking genius.

It's just called you measure the fucking table and you measure the wall and the pictures and you put them up.

She's taking Walt's ability to do it versus Giddam.

And you know what he is a genius age

i can't tell you the amount of times in the last month that i've asked her a question walter madison and she

i said deb what do you think about blank blank blank and she goes

have you asked giddem

that's her response now i mean that's a true indication

how much she she thinks of his intelligence.

She has said that he might be the smartest person that she's ever come across.

Wow.

And she's met Sunday Jeff.

All right.

So now,

do you want to rethink pulling that bet back after hearing that?

That Debbie Flanagan has her fullest, full endorsement.

You're going to still pull it back.

You're going to wager nothing.

I'm not going to wager nothing.

I need some chips.

Wait, where'd mine go?

You pulled it back.

You said that you didn't.

Oh, because I think, okay, yeah, because I think Ben Smarter is smarter than get him.

Get him, Steve.

Dave, you're the only one who bet on himself.

Yeah.

And you are the only one who lost money because Ben Apple

has 150 IQ.

Okay.

Who's the genius now, motherfucker?

All right, put your bets in.

Go with the big one.

Oh, everybody's going big except Giddam.

Well, I'm going to go real big this time.

Wow.

Putting in $9.

Yeah.

No, wait a minute.

No.

Six dollars.

Six dollars.

That's why we're not geniuses.

I agreed with that.

All right.

This round, Giddem is up against a pretty smart motherfucker, Bill Gates.

Mr.

Bill Gates, he invented what, Apple?

No, Microsoft.

Microsoft.

Okay.

He was with Apple.

Well, he wrote DOS.

Well, he had a bunch of engineers write DOS for him.

Yeah.

And then he applied it to computers.

Yeah.

All right.

So, Sunday, would you like to keep your bet as is?

I'll keep my bet.

As is.

Giddam?

I think

I'm going to pull back.

I mean, it is Bill Gates.

I mean,

he's got this kind of like PR campaign that has gone around trying to clean up his image.

Because I remember reading

biographies that mentioned him, and apparently, yeah, he was not very, like, a not very hygienic person.

Okay.

I did not expect that.

No,

I don't think so either.

That especially like Giddam's look of distaste.

Like, you know, kind of gross.

I can't picture like skipping a shower.

Did you ever meet a genius that laughs that he laughs at such a genius for so many times?

It's crazy.

Brian, you're going to stick with that?

No, I'm going to pull it back.

I just want to leave it out there just to see what happens.

Because we can't leave part of it out, right?

We have to leave it all out.

Yeah, you got to pull it all out.

Okay.

Or double it up or

leave it as is.

Yeah, I feel like

Bill may have a point or two on him.

All right.

Get him, Steve Dave, is not as smart as Bill Gates.

Bill Gates has a 151.

Close.

But you know what?

You never went to Epstein's Island.

True.

You never.

I was never on the Luli Express.

Right.

Yeah.

No, I'm not in the Lulula Lex.

Was that by your choice, Giddam?

I'm just curious.

He would have.

Or was it?

Yeah.

You didn't meet the celebrity

criteria.

He would have been on Epstein's Island.

The age of it was 10 and under.

I was 10 and over.

Yeah, so Sunday, you lost.

Man, nobody has won anything.

Wait, so Sunday, you're saying that

you were saying that you don't think Giddam's a genius, but then you just bet that he was smarter than Bill Gates.

You never know, because it's like one of those trick questions with him.

That's why.

Oh, it's not the Bill Gates you're thinking of.

It's another Bill Gates.

You know, because it could be somebody that might not have had a high IQ, but they were able to be successful.

Right.

You know?

All right, guys, put in your wagers.

I don't want to run out of chips here.

Okay.

Bryce put in two.

Giddam has put it.

No, you have put in four.

Gadem has put in two.

And Sunday has put in one.

Gatum is up against in this round

the Donald.

The Donald, huh?

Donald Trump, you're fired.

Does it sound like Donald Tuck?

Sound like an 80-year-old Donald Duke, yeah, I'm not sure.

You're fired, the Donald.

Well, let me try again.

You're fired.

Is that it?

Is that it?

Is that better?

Definitely more like Donald Duck.

All right, Sunday, what do you got?

Okay.

Another president.

Yeah.

No, I'm going to take my chance.

Take it back.

I'm going to take it back.

Get him?

I'm going to stand.

Stand.

How come?

Just got that gut feeling.

I'm going to bet that the source for this is not very friendly to our ex-president.

Fake news, huh?

And yeah.

Well, if there's anybody that knows him, he should fucking know him.

Rye?

I think I'm going to pull it back.

I'm going to pull it back.

Yeah, I think I'm going to pull it back on this one.

All right.

I was president.

Giddam, you're the only one who has any money on the line?

Yes.

Although it is weird because, like, Trump's PR machine could have just put out that he got a higher IQ than he actually does.

Well, Giddam,

you're fired because

he has a 156.

Whoa, he's smarter than that.

A lot of people.

Wow.

Wow.

He's smarter than Ben Affleck, even.

A lot of people are probably

right now listening.

I thought you biden smarter.

Well, Dondo just had a fucking heart attack.

Call 911.

Sleepy Choe's fake news.

It's right there on my tax returns.

So, you know, I need a press secretary who walks back everything that I say on a normal, everyday basis.

Snoop Dogg.

You know, the rapper?

If IQ

has anything to do with appearing in every single fucking thing that anyone asks you to be in,

he's probably got a few times.

He was in the halftime.

500 IQ.

Yeah.

Like two years ago?

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, I actually fucked up.

So you guys can bet on this before.

Oh, yeah, we're supposed to bet first.

So you guys can bet on this right now because since I fucked up, the house fucked up.

I want to bet on Giddem.

Gonna bet on Giddam.

Yeah, I bet him.

Four bucks.

Four bucks on Giddam.

And you're betting two and two, two.

For the first time in this game, you are smarter than somebody because

Snoop Dogg has a 147 IQ.

But

he's way cooler than I am.

You think?

Sunday.

So you get one.

Bri, you get two.

That's what I'm talking about.

All right.

and you get two, but just take this one.

Yeah,

all right, guys.

Gotta.

I'm not gonna fuck up.

The house ain't gonna fuck up again.

You're fired.

So put your wagers in.

I got money to play with now.

All right, everybody, ready?

All right.

I'm gonna bet big so it doesn't fucking go until 11 o'clock tonight.

Seven.

The demon, Gene Simmons.

Oh, shit.

Christine.

16 years old.

He also wrote the lyrics to.

Mongoloy Man.

He also did great expectations.

Yeah, he also.

I'm taking back.

He also put When You Wish Upon a Star on his solo.

Yeah.

I'm still taking it back.

You're taking it back.

Yeah, I think Gene's a pretty smart guy.

Bri, what are you going to do?

He's a smart businessman.

He speaks like multiple languages, too.

I mean, I think he's just a pretty smart guy.

He's a pretty smart guy.

He wrote the song, Burn, Bitch, Burn.

I want to put my log in your fire.

And he'll take you higher.

That's pretty smart.

Yeah.

I'll stand.

Stand?

Yeah, I'm going to stand.

That's get him smarter.

I think get him smarter, yep.

Get him?

He's shrewd.

Yeah, I want to stand.

You're going to stand?

Come on, get him to let me down.

Get him, Steve Dave.

You are smarter than Gene Simmons.

Damn.

Gene Simmons only has a 117 IQ.

What a dummy.

Smart.

Wealthiest dummy I know.

Two and three.

I mean, we saw how he treated you, so that kind of shows how stupid he is.

Aw,

look at that nose.

Nice and brown.

Now he's got three dogs.

Call you a Cooper too.

It's only going to get harder, boys.

That's what she said.

Got to put your bets out.

I must jump the gun again.

Why don't you go bigger?

Played it smart.

Ready, Sunday?

Go ahead.

Neil Armstrong.

He walked on the moon.

Do you walk on the moon?

I'm betting on Giddam on this one.

He walked on the moon.

He didn't

build the rocket that went there.

Exactly.

Giddam walks.

He walked the rupts.

Remember?

And he walked back.

Not even a half a mile.

His impressions on the ground look the same as Neil Armstrong's.

Or did he fucking stumble and crawl halfway?

Look like a fucking opossum trying to cross over that road.

So, Fry, you're going to pull it back?

I pulled it back, yeah.

Whoa.

Smart move, Giddem, because you are smarter than Neil Armstrong.

Damn, I could have won eight bucks.

Damn, Giddam.

Now you're fucking raking it in.

Yeah.

Impressed, Giddem.

What was Neil Armstrong's?

What was his?

139.

139.

When he walks on the moon, I'll be impressed.

What's he saying?

You'll get a blowjob when that kid next door walks on the moon.

Do you know what he's talking about?

No.

Me neither.

Tell him to tell him that.

That's a great story.

It's a popular urban legend that he had a neighbor named Mr.

Gorski.

Who did?

Neil Armstrong.

As a child.

As a child.

And he overheard his wife say, you'll get a blowjob.

No, no, no.

He overheard the neighbor's wife

say to

her husband

that, yeah, you'll get a blowjob when the next-door neighbor's kid walks on the moon.

Really?

Yeah.

That sounds like total bullshit to me.

Where did you hear this fucking story?

Oh, I heard it too.

Did you?

It's referenced in Watchmen.

I don't know.

Dude,

that's a fucking fucking boss move by Neil Armstrong.

He fucking was fueled by that.

By overhearing the neighbors?

He was like, you know what, man, bros before hoes, because I'm going to make that bitch suck your dick.

Right.

It's going to be 20, 30 years from now, but still, you're going to get a blowjob.

That's one small step for man, one giant blowjob for mankind.

Don't look it up, Gale.

Don't get distracted.

That's where you go wrong.

Shiny object.

Piece of candy.

Tom Brady.

Oh, I jumped the gun because I'm Tom Brady.

Tom Brady's on the clock right now.

You guys can bet against Tom Brady.

I'm not sure if I could bet against Tom Brady.

The GOAT.

10 Super Bowls, seven victories in those games.

Where'd you go to school?

Michigan.

Yeah,

where'd you go to college?

St.

Vincent's College in Latrobe, Pennsylvania.

He went.

And Brooklyn.

What'd you major in?

And Ocean County College.

Undeclared.

Undeclared.

Liberal arts.

Waste none.

Is it a fucking sterling academic record?

I don't know what it is.

So you majored in nothing.

Well, you want to bet against the goat.

Do you want to?

That's your boy right there.

You hate Tom Brady.

Wouldn't you love to fucking hear that, like, get him as a bigger IQ than the goat?

Because you wouldn't put him on there.

You're not going to let him fucking get bitch slapped by fucking.

So I'm not that.

I'm not buying.

I play poker, bitch.

I'm not buying into this.

You're not going to sit there and say, I'm saying, you're better than the greatest of all time.

It's not going to be him.

You should have said Eli Manning.

That's when you would.

Yeah, then I would have fucking put it all in.

But he's putting his boy on a line.

He's not going to.

Any blemish.

He's got no shit in his teeth.

So trust me.

Any blemish.

It's like I can see the fucking glistening off the fucking statue right now.

He's not doing that.

Sunday, Jeff, you should be playing this game.

We should put your IQ because you're right.

Yeah.

Tom Brady

has 150 IQ.

You all remote.

Man, it shows.

All right.

We're getting down here to the last couple.

You know, if you did it, it's like, you could have bet on Brady.

You can think really careful.

So let's get updated scores here real quick, Brian.

How many big chips you got?

I got six big chips.

That's 12.

How many little chips you got?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13.

That's 25 points.

All right.

Two, four, six, eight,

ten.

I got 21.

Okay.

14, 15, 16, 17.

All right.

So, Sunday, you need to

get a strategy here because you're losing.

I would start throwing in some big...

Handmakers?

Yeah, some big bucks.

Where's my sunglasses?

You're saying that Giddam's not a genius, but he's out chipping you over here.

He is.

Only Chips knows denying that.

Only Chip Skidem knows this.

You know what?

I go back to a home when I leave here.

So do I.

It may not be mine, but I'm still going to a home.

All right.

All right, hold on.

You don't want to give the name out, right?

I put out four chips.

Four chips.

Yeah, so eight bucks.

Eight bucks.

You know, I'm going to go five.

I'm going to go ten.

Wow.

Yeah.

There's the only way I'm going to take these guys down.

This is a difficult one.

The king of pop.

Tee!

Michael Jackson.

Hee hee.

What are you guys thinking?

I'm thinking get him smarter than him.

Yeah, he spent all his time dancing and shit.

Right?

Getting yelled at, getting spanked.

How many questions we got left?

We got about

three.

Yeah, he was on that profile stuff.

And

it's probably

what?

It probably eats away at your IQ a little.

Well, I doubt he took the IQ test right before he died.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this IQ test was administered.

As he's calling the fucking doctor, it's like,

IQ tests.

Can you prescribe me some more medication?

I mean, I'm sure his was given when he was a child.

Well, I don't know.

I would think maybe like with the court cases and everything, there might have been like some competency tests done.

So that's where it was.

But who would ask for that?

His team or the probably the opposing team.

The prosecution.

Yeah, the opposing team.

They would want it, like we want your client to take an IQ test?

A competency test, which could include something like an IQ test.

Make sure he's fit to stand trial.

All right.

Mr.

Fucking Big Nuts, when you're all your lawyers speak.

This is embarrassing.

Are you smarter than the king of pop?

I got four that says I am.

Sunday?

See, my chips?

Lou.

I pulled it back.

You pulled it back.

Yeah, I pulled it back.

I don't know.

I just don't see him studying them or like being that

apt-a-pupil.

He does have a patent.

On what?

The shoes.

Shoe walk.

No, the shoes that let him lean forward.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I'm sure they're in demand.

Yeah.

I have like seven pairs at home.

Wow, bri, you were smart to pull it back because the king of pop has 164 IQ.

Yeah, be smart in everybody.

Yeah.

That's crazy, right?

164?

That is

shocking.

That's really high.

Give me your money.

Betcha Ben took the test for him.

All right.

Only two more.

That's it.

There's only two more on the list.

I feel like I could not even play now and still win.

You don't have to play.

Well, you got to bet something.

I would just bet those little singles.

Yeah, I'll bet a little guy right here.

All right.

I want my dude to win his Patreon.

You might as well.

What do you got left?

Yeah, go and then hold the two for the last one.

Because you need to get back in the game.

So it's two left.

Yeah, two left.

Okay.

Is this our first female on the list?

Hey, you said Michael Jackson.

I'll tell you that's what that's low.

I'll cut that out.

That's disgusting.

We don't need those Reddit comments.

What are you doing?

That's why people hate you.

Yeah, that's why.

He's the hateable genius.

Hateable genius.

Hate 148.

Yeah, I think this is our first female on the list, but it's Melania Trump.

Melania Trump, supermodel.

First lady, former first lady.

Former first lady.

Business person, though.

In what way?

Clothing design and stuff like that.

Okay, so somebody designed clothing and put her name on it.

Yeah, someone designed the clothing.

I'll just let her ride.

I got two questions left, anyway.

Yeah.

I'll let her ride.

Is a girl smarter than Giddam.

I'm going to pull back.

I'm going to pull back.

Yeah.

You know my limitations.

This will come as a surprise to many, but Melania allegedly has a very high IQ, which some say may be in the area of 200.

Fuck off.

Listen to this.

The former model came to the United States under the Extraordinary Abilities Visa, also called the Einstein visa also called the fucking awesome tits and ass visa this is a real deal fucking really

visa she was able to get into this country on the Einstein visa it is reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field the government cites Pulitzer

Oscar and Olympic winners as examples as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.

Mrs.

Trump began applying for the visa in 2000 when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump.

Again, at the risk of angering some of our listeners, who are probably now are fucking catonic now that we fucking

Chris has got to be beside himself.

I'm sure he will never listen to TV.

I found out the other day

I was trying to troll him on Twitter and I couldn't find his name.

I was like, what the fuck's going on?

I texted him.

No, he got banned.

Banned from Twitter.

He got banned from Twitter.

Yeah, he called somebody a name.

He called somebody a C-Hag, which I thought was pretty innocuous.

Does that mean contag?

That's your word.

Sea?

Sea Hag, C-Hag?

No, S-C-A.

Yeah.

From Popeye.

Remember the C-Hag?

And I'm like, that's better than my fucking Trump.

Wait, Valvet?

I'm asking.

So you're fired in Popeye.

You're fired.

I'll show you 148 IQs.

All right, go to the next one.

All right, this is it.

You got to go all in.

I lost, right?

So I got to give you this back.

Yeah.

All right.

I think you're safe, though, Brian.

I got to pay for parking.

There we go.

I'm going to bet one little one.

Oh, get him going all in.

Might as well go all in.

It's the last one, right?

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

All right.

there's a big one get him this is it

you are up against

uh

justin beaver

son of jeff adolf hitler

What do you think his head would be like if he actually is fucking smarter than Adolf Hitler tonight?

I don't know.

telling you.

He's kind of post about, yeah.

You can't go into the

fantasies.

And sit down at the bar and start bragging.

You never know.

Aye, a couple of years and he starts fucking blabbing.

You don't need to bring, yeah.

In any social situation, not with us, you should not bring up Hitler.

You know, I'm smarter than Hitler, right?

I think I know how to take over the world.

Sunday.

You got to let it ride, right?

Yeah, well, what else?

You want to try to win, so you might as well let it ride.

What am I winning?

Well, for your listener.

Yeah, but I can't get him anyway.

I know, but it's still, it's a nice, like, like, moral victory to win at least

home with something.

If I lose this, I'm going home.

But if you leave it in,

there's a chance you can get four bucks.

We've now run into Sunday Jeff sliding like 10 feet away from the mic.

Get him.

What do you think?

I think I am smarter than that hate-filled monster.

So you can let it ride.

Yeah.

Ryan?

Yeah, I'm going to pull it back.

I mean, as well, because if Gita wins,

it's looking close here.

So this is more of a strategy than an actual.

I'm cough.

If you guys had watched fucking any

of

Hogan's heroes, you would have known the fucking Nazis are idiots.

Get him, Steve.

Dave, you are smarter than Adolf Hitler.

He had a 141.

Ya won!

Nice, Giddam.

Smarter than Hitler.

Nice.

That's the next shirt we're going to come out with.

Giddam's face, smarter than Hitler.

So, Get him, Dave.

Laura, let's count up your.

How much did you win, Giddam?

$8 and $8.16.

$16 added to that?

Yeah.

Which is $32?

Bry, do you have more than $32?

I don't.

What?

I don't.

I got 16 here in big chips.

Right.

19, 20, 23, 26.

Wait.

I just fucking pushed all the chips over.

131.

Yeah, I know.

How do you count to 30?

Okay, so give me four of the

six.

Yeah.

70.

Okay, so I got 10.

I need four of those.

Oh, did you do

it in the Atlantic City?

Yeah, I need four of those.

Let's keep them coming.

Which one is the blue one?

Is it the green one or the red one?

22.

24.

24.

26.

Only 28.

You played it wrong.

You played it safe.

I played it safe.

Yeah.

Always bet on get him.

Oh, God.

Just like Debbie.

What's that movie from, ever?

Always bet on black?

Oh, Passeter 57, Wesley Snipes.

That's the new fucking movie.

Not Heinz 57, Hassan.

Call him Steve, Dave.