#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’

Speaker 1 And there was an audible gasp.

Speaker 1 Get rid of all this lame shit and focus on the cool shit. And they'd be like,

Speaker 1 get out of here.

Speaker 2 We share nothing but crickets now.

Speaker 2 BQ is right again.

Speaker 2 Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Speaker 1 Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. I'm here live with BQ.
Hello. And Walt Flanagan.
Hello. What's up, boys? Hey, bud.
How's it going?

Speaker 1 Good. How are you doing? I'm doing all right.
You know? Mm-hmm. Keep on, keeping on, as you used to say in the 70s.

Speaker 1 Come here so I can see you guys. There.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 First thing is,

Speaker 1 when's the last time you had to buy a suit? Well, Walt, for you it was my wedding, right? Right, yeah.

Speaker 2 That's a suit that I'll keep.

Speaker 2 I'll reuse. I'll never have to buy another suit.

Speaker 1 Is that it? Yeah, are you going to have the same suit?

Speaker 1 Do I not have the same suit?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you have to go out and buy another suit?

Speaker 1 I'm probably going to have to buy another suit. Why? Because Mary's grandfather is, Mary Beth's grandfather is on his way out.
Oh, man, I like him.

Speaker 1 And while I wore jeans and a black t-shirt to Rob Bruce's funeral, I'm told that this is not

Speaker 1 entirely appropriate, yeah.

Speaker 2 For yeah, would you wear it to what you couldn't wear what you wore at the wedding?

Speaker 1 If I was 50 pounds lighter, yes, I could, but to jam into that you can't take it out, like it's someone to take it out to take the pants out?

Speaker 1 Maybe. I probably, I mean, I don't know if it would go out that far.
I'm not sure they included that much fabric.

Speaker 1 There's like little rolls on the inside. Plus, it's a little festive, I think, for a funeral.
You know, blue pinstripe. I don't think that matters.
If it fits,

Speaker 1 I would authorize you wearing that suit. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
You're wearing a suit. Who cares?

Speaker 1 She stopped bright red. She said something because we were talking about the suit, and she's in Ohio now.
This is the second time she's gone out there.

Speaker 1 She went out a week ago to see him and expect because the mom's like, you got to come now. You got to come now.
You know, it's, it's, this is it.

Speaker 2 It's that dire.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 And then she hung around there for like four days, five days, something like that. And then she's like, well, I got to, you know, eventually go home.

Speaker 1 So she came back, and then her mom called again a couple days ago. Let's say, Sunday, she called Friday.
This is it, this is it.

Speaker 1 So, you know, she hops in the car and goes back to Ohio, which is no short drive. It's like eight hours.

Speaker 1 So that's where she is now. And there, but it's just listening to it, like listening to the process

Speaker 1 sounds like no fun at all. It's like the guy is actively involved in like planning his own funeral.

Speaker 1 Like, you take this, you take that. Like, it's fucking crazy.
That's the way I felt too.

Speaker 1 You know, but he just seems like he's just like, I just want to get it all wrapped up so that nobody has to worry about anything afterwards.

Speaker 1 Very pragmatic. I think he's like 82.

Speaker 1 Maybe he got a different view on it at 82, Walt.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think so. I think you have to have a different view at that point, but it's still

Speaker 2 somewhat unnerving to hear that

Speaker 2 you're in the process of planning it. Like, that,

Speaker 2 yeah, you never think you're ever going to sit down at the kitchen table and be like, all right.

Speaker 1 I won't be here in two weeks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? Like, that's what he's.

Speaker 1 He's like,

Speaker 1 oh, no.

Speaker 1 I got to get that suit double quick.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up.
It's like, I won't see next Thursday.

Speaker 2 That's no hope for like a miracle rebound?

Speaker 1 It doesn't seem so, like, because he had a heart attack. This is going back like a month ago.
And they're like, all right, he had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 you know we'll give him a stent or give them this or that or whatever they give you you know after you have a heart attack but then when they were doing tests they're like oh you have a white spot on your liver you have a white spot on this which means cancer i guess and it seems the second you fucking find out you have something like

Speaker 2 something bad ignorance feels like like if he was ignorant of it would he would it be different

Speaker 1 he didn't know about it until he went in right all i could think of was walt where waltz like if i don't know about it

Speaker 1 it ain't happening.

Speaker 1 I've always subscribed to that, man. I'm like, your car, your body, anything.
Walt's just like, fuck it. If I don't know about it, it ain't happening.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 As soon as somebody gives you that news, I think, I don't know what happens, but it's all like,

Speaker 2 it feels like immediately everything changes, including your health.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because he.

Speaker 1 He started going on the downside pretty quickly after that, after they're like, hey,

Speaker 1 here's the deal. We can try you.

Speaker 2 I heard he was riding tractors and shit before that.

Speaker 1 that the the day after he had the he got back from the heart attack he was riding a tractor around and then after that it just like he started getting tired and he wouldn't get out of bed and you know he wasn't eating and that kind of shit and then mary beth said like she was sitting around with him yesterday and like all he wanted to do was like hold his hold hold her hand all day

Speaker 1 i was like oh

Speaker 1 you're gonna have to go through this again in 20 years

Speaker 1 it's good practice

Speaker 1 But I'm not going to make it easy on anybody. I'm not playing on my own food.

Speaker 1 I'm just burdened with a capital B.

Speaker 1 I'm not riding any tractor. I've ridden enough tractors in my life.
Somebody else do it.

Speaker 1 When did he ride tractors? I don't know.

Speaker 1 He's going to be dead soon.

Speaker 1 Just let him have it. Sure, you're a great tractor driver, Brian.

Speaker 1 When we were talking about the. Oh, wait, go ahead.
No, I was like, do you think it's of any consolation to him that time doesn't exist and stuff like that? Do you think that

Speaker 1 I passed the book on to him?

Speaker 1 Because let me tell you something, Q. Time exists.

Speaker 1 And it takes its fucking toll.

Speaker 1 He's like, what am I supposed to wipe my ass at this?

Speaker 1 Fuck you.

Speaker 1 It gets to the end. He's like, the end.
He's like, no shit.

Speaker 1 Well, first I was like, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to go to a funeral. I don't like funerals.
I don't like going and seeing people I know. This is an inconvenience to me.

Speaker 1 It's funny I should say that because she goes, she was looking at me and she goes, you know, I can tell what you're thinking.

Speaker 1 She's like, all you can think is what a giant pain in the balls this is for you. And I was like, she's right.
She's like, I couldn't even say she was wrong. I was like, I got to go get a suit.

Speaker 1 Then I have to go to Ohio and I have to do all this stuff and all this maudlin

Speaker 1 atmosphere and shit. Well, maybe it's your job to inject levity into the proceedings.
Hey, you might be right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who wants to hear a joke? Who wants to record a podcast? A black guy and a Jew walk into a park. You're like, whoa.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 that's on the horizon.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry to hear that, man. He's a real nice guy, and I know.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 is she going to come back and you drive up together, or is she going to stay there and you have to drive up alone?

Speaker 1 I might either drive back to you. You might have to

Speaker 1 drive up alone or just take a flight and drive back with her. That's what I would do if I.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 But what do you make of it, Walt? Like, what is he what, where does the conversation go?

Speaker 1 When did you reveal to her that, were you like, yes, this is all, is this just an inconvenience to me, or did you, like, try and hide it? Well, I started laughing.

Speaker 1 So she knew. She knew.

Speaker 2 I can see, like, I don't know if it's an it, it's all about context, though. I don't think

Speaker 2 for me personally, I mean,

Speaker 2 it's just like, I don't want to be, I don't want to see or hear sad people, though. So it's more just like, I know it's about me than you were like, I don't want to deal with it.

Speaker 2 But like, I can remember when my grandmother died when I was young. I was like

Speaker 2 12, 11.

Speaker 2 And I didn't want to go because I just I didn't want to see my mom sad. I don't want to see all the people that all the family sad.

Speaker 2 And I was like, I asked her, I was like, do I have to go? I don't want to go. And, you know, she said, no, you had to go, but

Speaker 2 I didn't feel like

Speaker 2 my mom didn't turn it around and be like, you just don't feel like going because it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 2 So maybe, you know, Mary Beth, maybe you should have been like, no, I just don't like to see you sad, baby. That's what you should have said to her.
Turned the tables on her.

Speaker 1 Instead of being like, no, I'm a self-absorbed asshole.

Speaker 1 Shit, you're right. I should have given that answer.

Speaker 2 And then you make her feel like, oh, like, you know, like, oh, you know.

Speaker 1 She would know I was full of shit.

Speaker 1 In a second, she'd be like, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 She's been said plenty of times at my hand.

Speaker 2 No, I mean,

Speaker 2 I know for some people, though, I mean, funerals are kind of like

Speaker 2 a social gathering, though.

Speaker 2 Or like older people seem to like,

Speaker 2 I remember when I worked at the the community center that's all like seniors used to talk about it was like did you hear this one died and that's all

Speaker 2 it was like the topic of conversation amongst the seniors so

Speaker 1 it really it is

Speaker 1 my grandmother used to comb the obituaries yeah yeah

Speaker 1 and it's like what like

Speaker 1 i can't imagine combing the obituaries and being like that's my friend like like see see i'm in there like there's only like look i'll be honest, there's a handful of people that I would be devastated if they're like, hey, they died.

Speaker 1 And there's a bunch of peripheral people that you're more like, wow, that's fucked up. Right.
And then there's even a wider net where you're like, who gives a fuck? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. In a very general, like,

Speaker 1 not in a mean way. Yeah, not in a mean way, but whatever.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it doesn't really, like, stop you for more than a few seconds of your day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's more like when you hear somebody from school died, you're like, whoa, because like they're, you're, and you bring it back to yourself because you're like, they were my age.

Speaker 1 That could happen to me.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 Uh-oh, Mary Beth didn't say anything this week.

Speaker 1 This morning,

Speaker 2 her grandfather's dying.

Speaker 1 It's up to you, for fuck's sake, to come up with something snappy. Oh, wait, oh, wait, no, I'm wrong.
She actually did.

Speaker 1 Even under duress, she still has put something in. What's your favorite green chef recipe? I like the Parmesan crust.
I touch the parson.

Speaker 1 Talking about me.

Speaker 1 What's going on?

Speaker 1 Gidum's not dog sitting properly.

Speaker 1 I like the Parmesan crusted pesto chicken. And who do you cook with? Sage and I are banned from the kitchen until Rosie is finished with dinner.

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Speaker 1 What's going on?

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All right. I feel better now.
That was a healthy level of frustration. I just saw Walt dispense towards Ginim.
Is everything all right?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, everything's fine. But just like he's letting the dog scratch at the door instead of easily put like a little tote and anything

Speaker 2 in. But, you know,

Speaker 1 but you seem like it seemed to me like you were on edge already towards it. That was just that's how quickly you

Speaker 2 did. Oh,

Speaker 2 that was too harsh a reaction.

Speaker 2 I mean, the fucking dog is scratching at the door for five minutes, and he's sitting here scouring the internet, not realizing that that's probably going to be picked up up on the door.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I hear you. I hear you.
Oh, my God. Somebody littered behind Wawa.
I just heard it on the scanner.

Speaker 1 All right, so no trouble in paradise.

Speaker 1 Everything's still going well.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a Shangri-La.

Speaker 2 Where did Adam and Eve live?

Speaker 1 The Garden of Eden. The Garden of Eden.

Speaker 2 I had a story that I saw that I wanted to get your guys' thoughts on.

Speaker 2 There's this Indian couple

Speaker 2 that is suing their son and his wife for over half a million dollars because they have not provided them with a grandchild.

Speaker 1 Huh.

Speaker 1 No, this is in India, I'm assuming.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess it's in New Delhi.

Speaker 2 But the court

Speaker 2 is going to grant

Speaker 2 this procedure, and they're going to hear the petition.

Speaker 2 And, you know,

Speaker 2 the couple, the mother and father,

Speaker 2 say that they spent their life savings on their son to get, and they also arranged his marriage.

Speaker 2 And they're like, hey.

Speaker 1 What a couple of champs.

Speaker 2 And you're still, you haven't provided your end of the deal. Now, what happens if he can't, though?

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm not saying I'm sure if it was just a matter of

Speaker 2 blue-chewing it, I'm sure that he could do it. But what if he can't? He doesn't have enough

Speaker 2 bullets in the chamber, though.

Speaker 1 It's just a bad investment, man.

Speaker 2 Right, but it's not his fault. He shouldn't have to pay half a million dollars.

Speaker 1 No, I agree. Yeah.
Yeah. Like, do they have a, I mean, what precedent is there like what legal right do they have to grandchildren no matter how much you fucking pour into your kid

Speaker 2 and like what is like how is like the family gatherings after let's say you're like okay she's she's pregnant like the rel the

Speaker 2 i mean the attitude would have to be to change forever like if under force of

Speaker 2 having to pay out a half a million dollars to your to your mother and father, you had to have a child. It's not a healthy environment, I wouldn't think.

Speaker 1 Pam and Ivy would be dead before that happened.

Speaker 1 There's no fucking way.

Speaker 1 I don't,

Speaker 1 I just don't understand how, like, how, I mean, I guess you could sue for anything, right?

Speaker 1 At least in this country, you can sue it for anything.

Speaker 2 Do you think this is a case that wouldn't be thrown out in the American court system?

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know anymore.

Speaker 1 I would think that it wouldn't get far in the court system, but, you know,

Speaker 1 the court systems are pretty wacky lately.

Speaker 2 The father says, this is the sad part. This is how the article ends.
We are not getting love and affection from where we want it the most. I feel very unlucky.

Speaker 1 Join the fucking club.

Speaker 2 I don't know if a baby's going to help the situation.

Speaker 1 I think it's just going to make it ten times as worse.

Speaker 2 Can you imagine the guilt and the

Speaker 2 resentment that

Speaker 2 is going to be.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if I was the wife, I'd be like, fuck them. Like,

Speaker 1 like, fuck your parents. Like, I'm not a breeding cow for their, like,

Speaker 1 for their stupid family line.

Speaker 2 He's a pilot, the kid they paid for him to go to pilot school.

Speaker 2 Nice. And so he has a good job, too.
So it's not like he can't afford a kid.

Speaker 1 He's probably enjoying his life, man. Yeah.
He's just fucking out there flying around

Speaker 1 loving life. There's something wrong with it, though, according to some people.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my mother wasn't happy that I said I would never have kids.

Speaker 2 But she wouldn't threaten legal action.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think by now. I mean, I started saying it when I was 14.

Speaker 1 Did you? Yeah, I always knew I didn't want kids. And she was always like, you'll change your mind.
You'll change your mind. People always say that.
People said it to me. I heard it my entire life.

Speaker 1 You still say it to Mary Beth, too. Like, oh, you'll change your mind.
I'd say, why? With your second husband.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard it most of my life. It finally started tailing off.

Speaker 1 When you hit 40, like, people stop bugging you about about having kids. They give up.
Yeah, they're like, I guess he was serious all those years. He's not having kids.

Speaker 2 I had a second one. This one is more upbeat.
This one is definitely going to bring the mood up from

Speaker 2 the funeral stuff and the legal action that was threatened by

Speaker 2 that's going to tear that family apart.

Speaker 2 Hundred-year-old man breaks the Guinness World Record for working at the same company for 84 years.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 2 84 years. This fucking dude stayed at one company.

Speaker 2 He was from Brazil. Started working at the print shop at age 15.

Speaker 2 And he's about to retire at age 100.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Is it just because he can't do it anymore? Like at 100, why not just keep going until you drop dead at the printing press?

Speaker 2 I would have to think he's probably the token employee. Probably doesn't even show up.
Probably doesn't even remember where he's even at.

Speaker 1 No-show jobs.

Speaker 2 I'm sure they are just like, they would assume by now that he would have, you know, had the decency to pass on. They would never keep it.

Speaker 1 They're like, for Christ's sakes.

Speaker 2 Because I doubt that Guinness' record means about that much to the print shop as it does to this dude. If it means anything to him, if he even realizes it.

Speaker 1 Like, as people are talking about it casually, like, you didn't even mention the name of the print shop.

Speaker 1 So it's not like, you're right. It's not like it helps them and it's in some fucking middle of nowhere in Brazil, you said? Yeah, it's in Brazil.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I might find it depressing.

Speaker 2 You find that depressing, right? I'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I never did anything but stand by this fucking print machine for 80 years, and that's it. He was a world out there.

Speaker 2 He grew up to be like a salesman.

Speaker 2 Okay. So he wasn't just like working the machines, like feeding paper.
Oh, okay. So he did work to a desk job.

Speaker 1 But he never got there. He was that much better to be president or anything.

Speaker 2 He never did get there, though. There was a ceiling for him in 1950.

Speaker 2 But that wouldn't inspire you? That doesn't make you feel good. Like, there's guys out there like that.

Speaker 1 It does, actually. If he's happy, I'm happy.
I don't, you know, who am I to say whether

Speaker 2 there's a picture of him smiling.

Speaker 1 Is it really?

Speaker 1 Lots of pictures of me smiling, bud.

Speaker 1 There was way back in the day, he may still be around.

Speaker 1 I don't know, but Gramps, remember him? The USQ fan? Oh, yeah, Gramps. Yeah.
Whatever happened to Gramps?

Speaker 2 Oh, no. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 He was in his 60s when he was Gramps. Yeah, so he may be very old or passed on by now.
But I remember

Speaker 1 standing around with a small group of USQ fans and they were talking about different things. And Gramps revealed that he had worked

Speaker 1 not a long shoreman.

Speaker 2 In the gravel pit with Fred Flintstone?

Speaker 1 Basically.

Speaker 1 Basically.

Speaker 1 For like

Speaker 1 42 years wow and there was an audible gasp

Speaker 1 people's breath away

Speaker 1 in a good way no no no in a way that like this guy takes your breath away like

Speaker 1 holy shit you spent that much time doing something so

Speaker 1 i mean from the outside it seems meaningless

Speaker 2 yeah but you know what it was it was enough for him to get by it was enough for him to raise a family

Speaker 1 made him was he simple

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 That's simple, man. No, Gramps was there.
He was with us. No, not Gramps.
I'm talking about this guy. Oh, this guy.
Oh, this guy.

Speaker 1 Oh no, Gramps is cool. Yeah.
Yeah, I like him a lot.

Speaker 2 I have vague memories of Gramps.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Early on. I haven't seen him in quite some time.

Speaker 1 No, he was an early, early adopter. Like, I probably haven't seen him since the early 2000s, maybe.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, let's hope.

Speaker 2 Let's hope Gramps is listening to this or somebody will tell him that, you know, we gave him a fucking nice shout. It's a nice shout out, right? I don't know if we're going to...

Speaker 1 Yeah, we like him. We're talking nice about him.

Speaker 1 But we were aghast at how long he worked at the docks or whatever. Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Like I said, I always, when I was growing up,

Speaker 2 if someone told me I could break the Guinness Book of World Records for staying at one company,

Speaker 2 I probably would have been like, fucking, I would have been jacked about that.

Speaker 1 Well, it depends on the company, right? It depends on what you're doing.

Speaker 2 Well, I figure if I'm there that long, it had to be pretty good.

Speaker 1 You move up in the ranks,

Speaker 1 you don't end up where you started.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I have to think if, like, if, like, again, so he came back in time and told me I broke the record, I would have to think, well, I had to be really happy there then to stay there that long.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or no other options whatsoever. You keep looking at it from the other side, you keep trying to change it.

Speaker 1 It's all bad, it's all terrible.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 two of us did not swim with sharks

Speaker 1 recently. One of us did.
I swam with sharks, yeah. I want to hear about that.

Speaker 2 I see all four appendages.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could show you. You're looking good.
They sent me some of the footage from the cameras down there. It's pretty wild.
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 I saw a picture of Sal talking about being in a cage as if he were wrestling a white great white. Yeah, he was very dramatic.
Yeah, he was in the cage. But you know what?

Speaker 1 I was very proud of him because it was, you know, one,

Speaker 1 he was so

Speaker 1 seasick on that boat. Oh, really? And he still got in the cage and gave out some fun content.

Speaker 2 Does Sal normally get seasick on boats?

Speaker 1 Well, I don't think so. He's not known for it.
I just, there was a particular thing. He was a little bit nervous.

Speaker 1 I don't know if he was nervous. I think it was just it was a super windy day and the boat, you know, was spraying.

Speaker 2 Can you imagine that? Not nervous about going into a cage and... Coming face-to-face with a shark.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't get nervous a lot at a lot of things, but that's one of those things. That's nervous.
Yeah. Yeah, but the cage doesn't take away that nervousness.
It's just like pop open.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you saw Jaws, man. He was ramming it and shit and fucking

Speaker 1 fucking

Speaker 1 didn't see Jaws. I also saw Independence.

Speaker 1 I'm not worried about fucking aliens.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it was pretty crazy. It was, I'm still not certified.

Speaker 1 It was supposed to be like, I went out there and I did like, you're supposed to do four open water dives.

Speaker 1 And that's, it was a 60-foot dive to a shipwreck and that was my third open water dive and I never had time to do the fourth so I did it all without being certified whoa they're a fucking rebel this guy so what did that mean technically though that I didn't know what the fuck I was doing I guess no I mean I was safe I was surrounded by seven oh okay yeah like the cameramen and all that stuff and they were all dive guys

Speaker 1 and uh

Speaker 1 I got in the water. All right, so you get in the water, right? You do that big step off the boat into the water,

Speaker 1 and I look down and I see 60 feet down and I'm like, panic. I'm like, there's no way I can do this.
This is crazy. Get me the fuck out of here.
My breathing starts. The water is that clear.

Speaker 2 You can see it to the bottom. Bottom?

Speaker 1 Perfectly clear. I'll show you the footage.
Well,

Speaker 1 yeah, you can see straight to the bottom.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I just started breathing real fast, and I was like, I'm just not going to be able to do this.

Speaker 1 So I have to make something funny out of the fact that I'm about to be a big pussy and get the hell out of this water.

Speaker 2 Now, what were you frightened of, the depth, because you thought you were going to sink to the bottom? It wasn't.

Speaker 1 Everything was so unusual and so like the wetsuit was constricting, like it filled with water, you know what I mean? And then like that felt constricting.

Speaker 1 And then you're in this thing and that felt constriction. And breathing is different in the mask and that felt odd.
And then you just look down.

Speaker 1 It's just not natural to look down that depth and not know what you're doing and be like, I guess I'm going down to that ship down there. It was just like, I can't do it.

Speaker 2 Oh, you went down to the bottom?

Speaker 1 I went down.

Speaker 1 I was on the deck of a shipwreck. Got a clip for this week.
Oh, I went down, baby. Yeah, I went all the way down.
So

Speaker 2 you touched the ship?

Speaker 1 I was on it. I was on the deck.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Can you take anything from it or no? Would you advise you can't take anything from it? They didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 I don't think that they would care too much. These aren't like.

Speaker 2 There's no deblooms or no, no.

Speaker 1 It was like a freighter, a hundred-foot freighter from like the 60s that they just sank to make a reef.

Speaker 2 Oh, it it was intentionally sunk. Yeah.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 So, okay. So it's like, all right, now my ears are hurting because of the pressure, and I'm still learning how to depressurize and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 And I get to the bottom, and it's insane. It's like nothing I've ever experienced before.
It was just this blue weirdness. It was like in every direction, like you could see so far.

Speaker 1 You look up and you see the boat just like rocking on the water above you and the sunlight coming through. It's exactly like you see in movies.
It's like you're living in a movie. It was pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 But the pressure on my ears was hurting. And then they put the chum bucket on the deck, and about 15 to 20 sharks come.
And they're just, I'm not in a cage.

Speaker 1 It's like I'm just on the deck of the shipwreck, and the sharks are just bumping into you. Like they're, like, they caught it on camera a few times.

Speaker 1 Like, their fins would hit my mask, and like, they'd bump into my arm and stuff.

Speaker 2 Is there any odor? Like, when a shark, do they, is there a smell?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure they smell, but you're asking me if I smelled anything? Yeah.
Oh, no. I was in a...
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 But, like the guy, so you were never on the ship on top of them seeing the sharks?

Speaker 1 No, I was.

Speaker 2 Did they have any, like, when they come, do they smell?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't know that. Second clip.

Speaker 2 I would have thought there would be a horrendous fishy smell.

Speaker 1 Such a big fish. And there were lots of sharks, and there was no fish.
I'm sure if you took them out of the water,

Speaker 1 but there were so many jellyfish, too, like tiny jellyfish, and they were like, you're going to get stung. Just try to ignore it.
And I'm like, wait, what? I'm like, why is this?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Did you get stung? I didn't get stung.
Because they were floating by the hundreds. Yeah, I'll show you a picture of that.

Speaker 2 I can pull it up pretty quickly. And you could feel it through your suit if you get stung?

Speaker 1 Well, not all, like, my hands are exposed, you know.

Speaker 1 It's not,

Speaker 1 it's not as

Speaker 1 there's places you can get it. Like.

Speaker 1 All right, so that's just a that's what the jellyfish look like.

Speaker 1 And then if you scan to the next one, there's like a cluster of thousands.

Speaker 2 Thousands of jellyfish.

Speaker 1 Thousands.

Speaker 2 Thousands.

Speaker 2 And there's nothing they could do to clear the area before you get in the water?

Speaker 1 They're coding the ocean.

Speaker 2 It's crazy. You can't take a big net and get them out of there.

Speaker 1 It wouldn't be helpful. There's so many, there's nothing they can do.
And they're just constantly floating by.

Speaker 1 It's not a good look either. You're like, kill those jellyfish.

Speaker 2 They don't kill them. Just kind of like, you know, take a net and like sweep the area for a BQ to get in the water so it doesn't get starved.

Speaker 2 And then when they pull the net back, maybe the jellyfish don't get it.

Speaker 1 Then they can return to their natural habitat

Speaker 1 once the starfish is gone.

Speaker 1 I got this great picture of Sal that I can never post, but like he had, there was a problem with the cage. So the guy, one of the guys got in the water to make an adjustment.

Speaker 1 And Sal's just sitting back.

Speaker 1 And it just straight up looks like the guy's blowing Sal in the cage.

Speaker 1 He was like working on the weight belt on Sal's thing, so only the top of his head was floating above the water. And Sal's just sitting there with the guy in front of him.

Speaker 1 And so everybody in the boat just starts cracking up, laughing, because we're all children. And then the guy gets up and he goes, What? What? What was everybody laughing about? He fucking knew.

Speaker 1 He knew we were laughing at him.

Speaker 1 Great crew, guys. It was something else being on the shipwreck.
I was down there about 20 minutes and

Speaker 1 I saw a grouper as big as Volkswagen. It was like crazy down there, man.
It was really nuts. Would you say it was big as a shot? It was a a grouper.
It's like a big black fish. It's just huge.
It just

Speaker 2 is a dangerous? No.

Speaker 1 No. I saw an eel.

Speaker 2 Is it eels dangerous? Like electric ones?

Speaker 1 It wasn't an electric. I don't know what type it was, but.
Like all those moray eels. It was weird.
It just came and looked at me and then slid backwards in the water.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, all right, that's cool. Now, this experience, does it make you want to like pursue more scuba diving?

Speaker 2 Aquatic adventures?

Speaker 1 It does. Yeah, I really got into it.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't think I would, I think the key is going to be to find a way to do it like I did this, which is like with seven

Speaker 1 professionals.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like a more expensive way to do things, right?

Speaker 1 But it's not my money.

Speaker 2 Well, okay, I was going to say, in a private vacation, you're going to hire seven.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, on a private vacation, I'd probably do like just 10 feet of water around the reef. I wouldn't be,

Speaker 1 I would feel confident about that. But I'm like, I got into the sharks, man.
And it was this scientist, Dr. Craig, and we got to get him on the show.
He's He's like, he lives on Long Island. He's

Speaker 1 knows everything about sharks, and he creates new inventions in

Speaker 1 his garage and then brings them out in the water to test them, to do tests and stuff like that. And he's just such a fascinating dude, like super nice, super fascinating dude, obsessed with sharks.

Speaker 2 You know, sharks can't get cancer.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're one of the don't they look to them for the cure since they can't get them? They try to figure out why they don't. Yeah, they're one of the few creatures that

Speaker 2 will never develop cancer.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's awesome for sharks. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, he's a nice guy. We can get him on.

Speaker 1 It was really special, man.

Speaker 1 It was a whole new perspective. It was an experience I never had before.
You know what I mean? How rare do those get? Where you're like, holy shit, I can't believe I'm on a sunken ship.

Speaker 2 Does this make the production now have to up the ante now to do more like

Speaker 2 breathtaking and visually you know uh stunning stunts and and challenges like that, like Safari or something.

Speaker 1 No, it wasn't it wasn't a challenge, it was it was for shark week, so it was like an education, it was like a comedic educational thing. It wasn't like we're doing bits, I mean, we did do bits.

Speaker 2 Like, could you guys like ever like do like you're going to go scale like Everest or something?

Speaker 1 That's a lot of work just to get the base camp. That's like five episodes.

Speaker 1 You speed it it up.

Speaker 1 No footage.

Speaker 1 I think that's one I would just be like, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 No, you don't want to do Everest?

Speaker 1 I don't want to claim Everest. No, it doesn't seem easy.

Speaker 2 No, it isn't easy, but that's what you see all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 That's what life is all about. Taking the easy way out, right?

Speaker 1 What kind of heresy is this?

Speaker 1 I would do more animals. I would do like a safari.

Speaker 1 I would do more stuff like that. But like, let's not go crazy without it.

Speaker 2 Everest is crazy. A lot of people do it.
A lot of businessmen just do it.

Speaker 2 How high? How many miles above the ground is Everest?

Speaker 1 No, no, look it up on the wall.

Speaker 2 Okay, because I walked 10 miles the other day.

Speaker 1 10 miles? Would you get him?

Speaker 2 No, with my wife. And I'm thinking, like, I was telling my wife, I was like, I think I could do Everest.
I just did 10 miles. I don't feel anything.
And she was like, you can't do Everest.

Speaker 2 And I was like, I think if I had

Speaker 2 the proper

Speaker 1 climbing gear?

Speaker 2 Climbing gear, some nice sneakers, and

Speaker 2 that air tank.

Speaker 1 I thought you had those nice hiking sneakers. I thought you had one Everest and sneakers, but I think you have like

Speaker 1 climbing shears.

Speaker 2 But isn't there a path up the mountain that's just like a trail? I mean, I don't have to do all these crazy. I don't want to scale like a rock wall.

Speaker 1 So it's 29,000 feet.

Speaker 2 Which is how many miles?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 5,280 feet to a mile, so you're talking roughly five-something miles.

Speaker 2 Dude, I fucking doubled Mount Everest the other day.

Speaker 1 On a flat surface. Yeah, well, it wasn't all flat.
No? No, I had to crush the highway. Oh,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 you're ready to go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, that's, and I did it all in like, I did it, I swear to God, I did it in three hours.

Speaker 1 Three hours, huh?

Speaker 2 Ten miles in three hours.

Speaker 1 Oh, ten miles in three hours, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Nice, dude. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 I think Mount Everest would be the, is the, like, you say you peaked or you summited. That's what it's called.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Summited.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah, like, But I always thought there was a way that you don't have to climb sheer rock walls.
You just go up like a little trail. But is that hard?

Speaker 1 Is it really doing it then?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah.
You get to the top, you see that view.

Speaker 1 I think it's hard, dude. I don't think it's easy.

Speaker 2 I mean, oh, yeah, there's a lot of people that have lost their lives, though, but they go in the wrong time of year. I'll go when it's nice and go in the spring? Yeah, when it's nice and warm.

Speaker 1 When the snow's melting into torrential rivers.

Speaker 1 You see dead bodies along the way. You see all that garbage.
There's so many cold,

Speaker 2 they name the dead bodies. They have nicknames.
You know how we got Jimmy the hair guy?

Speaker 2 Well, they got green boots because it's some lady in the green boots that you see as you walk up that just died there. They just leave it there.
It's her remains there. Yeah, they just leave it there.

Speaker 1 Because it's too, it's,

Speaker 2 I guess it's too hard to bring it down.

Speaker 2 Yes, you just got to. And I guess it's also like, hey, you know, she wanted to be there.

Speaker 2 You know, that's where she wanted to, like, if she can't make it back, that's where she'd want her final place to be.

Speaker 2 And it's kind of like, you know, you take, I don't know if it's that ghoulish, though, where where you take a picture with green boots. I think that I would be upset.

Speaker 1 Like a selfie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She would be happy to be a permanent monument to failure. Oh, that's...
You call that a failure? Yeah, she's trying to get to the top and die halfway up. I mean, what would you call it?

Speaker 1 Green boots.

Speaker 2 I think failure is the wrong way to look at it. You're looking at it through those Brian Johnson lenses where he was trying to say, like, you know, about knocking the guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean, she tried to accomplish something and she didn't.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but she died, though, doing what she loved, man,

Speaker 2 climbing that mountain, trying to summit.

Speaker 1 But yeah, failing.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, I guess

Speaker 2 it's all context and how you... You're going to fail at a lot of things, though.
Sure, of course. Yeah, and this is not something that a lot of people can do.

Speaker 1 My thing is, I wouldn't want to be forever defined and remembered by my failure. Which is what green boots is.
And you're reduced to not even your name. Green boots.

Speaker 1 A fashion choice you made. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I saw a video of a dude who came back he got caught in a storm and he lost all his fingers and he was it was relatively recently uh that it happened when they took did the interview i think but it was decades ago it was on 60 minutes from the 80s or something and his his whole nose was black

Speaker 2 looked like a scarecrow kind of like uh yeah and his whole hands were black and his feet his feet were black from the i guess the frostbite and i'm like why did you go then like why wouldn't you go in the summer yeah like i don't understand why people don't

Speaker 1 have certain elevations. There is no fucking summer.

Speaker 1 It's just as cold as it would be.

Speaker 2 There's no, like, you know, like, bomby weather that you can go.

Speaker 1 Not at the top, not at the peak, I don't think.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, I might change things then because, yeah.

Speaker 2 I thought I was going to get to wear just my shorts.

Speaker 1 Def, Tep.

Speaker 1 Get out my target shoes.

Speaker 1 Maybe the knee balance.

Speaker 2 I know, but then I see other guys that make it, and I'm I'm like, that fucking roly-poly motherfucker got to the top? Right. I was like, how did he make it up there? He's that old.

Speaker 2 He doesn't look that impressive of a specimen.

Speaker 2 You're judging him by watching these YouTube videos, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's judging a book by its cover, but

Speaker 1 I'm like, you know, he looks like an accountant. You look roly-poly.

Speaker 1 You're like Gramps.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. There's,

Speaker 1 Have you a bucket list, Walt? A bucket list? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'd like to go to Australia.

Speaker 1 Australia? Yeah, you've said that for a long time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'd like to go to Japan.

Speaker 1 One of the most dangerous places in the world as far as creepy crawlies and shit.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I would probably stick to the hotels, though. Japan? Yeah, I wouldn't.
I mean, no, in Australia, I wouldn't go into the Outback and risk coming across all these creepy crawlies.

Speaker 1 Fox jellyfish.

Speaker 2 I would stay in Sydney and Melbourne.

Speaker 2 the places where uh civilized yeah where they've eradicated all the uh creepy crawleys hopefully don't miss some of those beaches the boobies all over the place

Speaker 1 still yeah

Speaker 1 okay australian movies more forward-thinking those australian girls all right nice

Speaker 2 penguins too in australia oh yeah you would never have thought that right yeah lots of penguins on the beach

Speaker 2 fowl they're everywhere

Speaker 2 you see them really yeah not in america right? You can't find a penguin in America. Or maybe Alaska, right?

Speaker 1 Probably Alaska. I guess that.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Indigenous to Alaska, you think?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think they are.
Isn't it amazing? You can go 50-plus years and be like, I don't know if there's penguins in Alaska.

Speaker 1 Well, or I learned it at one point, and the fact fucking never changed my life at all, and it just got shuffled out by some people.

Speaker 2 But you figured there's polar bears in Alaska, right? So what do they eat? They got to eat penguins.

Speaker 1 Seals?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hmm.

Speaker 1 Mary Beth was telling me about a video she watched where they

Speaker 1 rehabilitated a seal. I think it I think it was in Alaska, as a matter of fact.
You know, fixed him up. He had like, you know, scars and all that other shit.

Speaker 1 And they fixed him up and they said they released him. And as soon as they released him, a fucking orca comes and

Speaker 1 just grabs him. God damn it.
It might not have been Alaska. I'm not sure what orca is there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they should have been in an aquarium or something.

Speaker 1 Right? Like, I feel like once you're like a battered wildlife, you deserve like the rest of your life kicking back.

Speaker 2 Some help.

Speaker 1 You get fucking eating right away.

Speaker 1 Going to California tomorrow. What are you doing there? There's a jet center there.

Speaker 1 I envy him. Some work stuff.
But I think I'm going to go to Disneyland, Walt. Yeah.
I think I'm going to carve out a day and go.

Speaker 2 Disneyland. I've never been to Disneyland in California.
Yeah. Is it good?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's nice. Same thing.
Is it a small scale of Disneyland? It's definitely smaller. But I mean, you wouldn't.
It's... Pretty impressive.
It's not like you get there and you're like, what a dump.

Speaker 2 Yeah, now you're going on business or pleasure? Business.

Speaker 1 Business. Monkey business.

Speaker 2 What does that mean?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm going away, too. Where are you going?

Speaker 2 I'm going to Florida next weekend.

Speaker 1 Go to Disney?

Speaker 2 I don't know if I'm going to Disney. I'm going to do the con with Blue Juice.

Speaker 1 What? You're doing a con in Florida? Yeah. Look at you.
How did this happen?

Speaker 2 I released a book with Blue Juice, and they're going to sell it at the con, I think it's called Mega Con. I don't know what it's called.
Oh, that's a big con.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 2 Ming's not going, though. I was like, damn.
How the fuck is he not going? Yeah, it's less like, you're not going to that con? Yeah, but he's not going, no.

Speaker 1 How is he not going?

Speaker 2 He's at a different con. He's at a different con that weekend.
He didn't get the info tonight.

Speaker 1 Oh, I see. Well, I'd like to announce it's highly unlikely we'll see a new episode of Tell him Steve Dave next week.

Speaker 1 Q will be in L.A. Walt will be in Florida, and I'll be at a funeral.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 2 What made you because you've resisted cons I think just because Tom is, you know, he's put so much work and effort into getting this book out.

Speaker 2 You know, it took seven years for me to do, and he, you know, he stuck through it and never gave me a hard time. And he was like, hey, would you mind coming down? He just got the table.

Speaker 2 I just found out about it. Okay.
He's like, if I got the table, is there any chance you could come down and maybe try to move some copies?

Speaker 2 And I was like, if you think it'll do it, I said, if you think it'll make a difference, like, I don't know if it'll fucking spit in the ocean.

Speaker 2 I don't know if it'll make a real significant.

Speaker 2 amount of books move to make it worth the effort and everything. But I told him I would go just from all he did to

Speaker 2 help me get it out there.

Speaker 1 Wow, man, that's pretty nice. Plus, it's like there's worse places to hang out.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 I started writing The Headless Horse Back in Staten Island. The Headless Horseman to Staten Island.
Really?

Speaker 1 I'm going to do the quick 30-minute, I'm going to do like a 15-20-minute, let's say, play for us to do at the Grammarcy.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I know, like, when you said that, I know immediately in Walt's mind it registered like he's never going to do this. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's coming.

Speaker 1 It's coming.

Speaker 2 Now, are you writing any music?

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 2 No. Do you want to enlist maybe a J Sarge to do some backing?

Speaker 2 Some spooking background music?

Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, you're not talking about a musical. You're just talking about like Ambient? Yeah.
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 Something there to, like, you know, maybe he could, maybe he already has some existing music.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just need like a, that's great. We could do that.
I was thinking like he could play some spooky, we could play while the audience comes in. The organ.
yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 I just need a couple of smoke machines to set some ombion.

Speaker 2 You got some volcanoes, don't you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, not that type of smoke down.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, well, it's not

Speaker 1 you can't miss your world. We're doing this so you don't miss your cue again.

Speaker 1 So, you better not fucking touch that.

Speaker 2 You could have the volcano attached to your fucking lips, surgically remove it.

Speaker 1 What'd they just say?

Speaker 2 He has to miss it, right?

Speaker 1 Again,

Speaker 1 50 years later,

Speaker 1 it's a joke. It's no,

Speaker 1 He's got to get that moment. The crowd's got to go berserk.

Speaker 1 Don't fuck it up. Don't do it.
Don't be greedy.

Speaker 2 I was thinking this, too. I had this idea.
I wanted to bounce off you guys.

Speaker 2 I don't know how far in advance you have a free,

Speaker 2 or you may know you have a free day in October.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 But a Saturday, I was thinking about doing like a one-year anniversary celebration here at the Hazlitt Airport Plaza, which is odd because

Speaker 2 what I wanted to do was rent a bus

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 how many people can fit on the bus. That's how many people could come.
And we go, we drive to Collingwood, spend the day at Collingwood shopping with us.

Speaker 2 And then we get lunch, the bus gets lunch, then we come back and, you know, they shop at the general store, and then say, see you later. And it's a, it's an easy day.

Speaker 1 It's exclusive, too. It's not that many people.

Speaker 2 You can say they shopped with us at Collingswood.

Speaker 1 But how's that going to work? Like, we're just going to, it's going to be three of us tailed by like 20 people going from shop to shop.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, I'm sure. They could do their own thing.
Yeah, they can go.

Speaker 2 Meet up back at the bus at two.

Speaker 1 Okay. You know, and so we're not promising they're going to shop with us.
We're taking them to.

Speaker 2 Well, there's three of us, and I'm sure we'll take Giddam. So that's four of us.
Maybe we could take five and like a groups, and like we're the chaperones.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 And we take, and then maybe we could switch off or meet up. It's not that big where we would bump into each other.

Speaker 1 I see Q's expression as he's nodding. Being like, there's no fucking way I'm doing this.
No, you want the comedy fun day?

Speaker 2 I honestly sing songs on the bus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that sounds all right. It's not a far ride.

Speaker 1 I like that part. It's the walking around shopping that's that's that's concerning you.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Why?

Speaker 1 Because like, God, what are you gonna like? You're not shopping, you're just talking the whole time.

Speaker 2 Like, yeah, you're like, this is. I thought we also could do a little tour of Jersey.
You know, we can see some sites that are important to TSD and

Speaker 2 our history.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So we make a big day of it. I mean, buses aren't that cheap, aren't that expensive to rent.
So

Speaker 2 I mean, we could probably get 50 to 60 people. I don't know if we would get that many.
Wow.

Speaker 1 Who would come down for it? Frank Five. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 But we don't want to fill the bus with a chaperonzo.

Speaker 1 Q is like, don't we?

Speaker 1 What if we just went to dinner with Frank Pott?

Speaker 2 You don't like it, though. What do you think?

Speaker 2 Giddam loved it.

Speaker 1 He was loved.

Speaker 1 I think it would be funny. Like, wouldn't it?

Speaker 2 We all meet in the parking lot of the airport plaza. We board the bus.
We go to Collingswood, sing songs on the way, and then we get out and we just shop.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the part. I like everything that's structured.
The just shop thing is where I'm just like, well, what am I doing? I'm just walking around with strangers, like shopping. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Well, I'll be there. Bri will be there.
We'll have fun.

Speaker 1 You said we were going to split up.

Speaker 2 We'll film it.

Speaker 1 We don't have to split up. I mean, you don't have to.

Speaker 2 I mean, if you're uncomfortable splitting up, you and Bri can take your group, combine it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you guys can go see the porn dude and be like, you know, he's still there, I think. Oh, yeah.
Ira.

Speaker 2 Ira, the porn dude. You can go see him again.
This is a great way to celebrate a year, I thought.

Speaker 1 I just need a little structure, is all I'm saying. Okay, that's all.

Speaker 1 I'm down for the bus. What if you don't?

Speaker 2 What if you just show up at Collingsway? You don't have to even take the bus. You drive there.

Speaker 1 But I like the bus. You like the bus.
Yeah, I like the singing song.

Speaker 2 You could stay on the bus. You don't have to get off the bus then.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right. Well,

Speaker 1 I've been on the bus for four hours.

Speaker 1 Bring the volcano. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, then I'm not getting off the bus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 I'll come up with a more of a structured that's all I need to structure.

Speaker 1 I do want to

Speaker 2 do it from like time by time little dots. Okay, from 10 a.m.
to 12 p.m., we'll be shopping, walking.

Speaker 1 That would be ideal, but I don't want to overstructure it if you feel it's going to hurt the day.

Speaker 2 I don't think so. Okay.
I don't think so. I think I could structure it even more and then present it to you to see if you approve of

Speaker 2 the day's activities. I thought we could rent maybe a place where we could bring that many people to get lunch.

Speaker 1 Okay, I like this. You know, we can

Speaker 2 rent out a restaurant close to

Speaker 2 the flea market. Oh, this is great.
And then we take the bus back.

Speaker 1 I like it. I like it.

Speaker 2 And then, if you want to shop at the general store, we'll have some new merch maybe at that point.

Speaker 2 Some new t-shirt or something.

Speaker 1 This is a one-year anniversary of being at the airport plaza.

Speaker 2 Big up plus.

Speaker 1 Oh, cool.

Speaker 1 I brought a new Lego piece today. Way smaller.

Speaker 2 Way smaller. Oh, to put on display.

Speaker 1 On display. Yeah, it's out there now.
It's a ship in a bottle. It's about this big.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah. How'd you put it in the bottle?

Speaker 1 Well, you build the bottle around it. The bottle's Lego, too.

Speaker 2 Is that how they did it, too, with real ships and bottles?

Speaker 1 No, I think they build it inside the bottle, real ships in the bottle.

Speaker 2 With like those long

Speaker 1 tweezers? And they'll glue it and then put it piece by piece. Could you ever do it?

Speaker 2 Could you ever? Well, I mean, when you're...

Speaker 2 I don't mean now, but when you're a kid, could you ever think that you could sit there and like, could you have the patience and the diligence and the fucking time to put together a boat inside of a bottle?

Speaker 1 I'd be sweeping up glass all over the place.

Speaker 1 God damn it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it's a certain type of person who has that,

Speaker 1 who has that level of patience.

Speaker 1 Do you think ridiculousness?

Speaker 2 Do you think there's a lot of people who still dabble in that hobby of putting things in bottles? I do. Other than Lego things?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I don't think it's gotten grown or really fell. I think it's always been a specific lane that people like.

Speaker 2 I would have to disagree. I think the amount of people in the 70s who are building things and building bottles has definitely dipped by 2020.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like in 2020, people are like, there's more shit to do.

Speaker 1 I guess I just never thought it was a big community to begin with.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit, it was huge in the 70s, right? Really?

Speaker 1 I feel like you saw that on everyone's mantle.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and now you rarely see it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, you're going to see one now, the general store. A Lego one, that's right.

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Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1 there aren't people saying that but

Speaker 2 but i don't think the people are resenting him for getting on the show because of it yeah i think that would be the only negative um thing that i could anticipate would be people being like oh he's just now on the show because he bought something well fuck yeah

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Speaker 1 Did you guys both watch Doctor Strange? I did. Oh, you saw it? Yeah.
I saw it, yeah. Thumbs up, thumbs down.

Speaker 1 I did not see it.

Speaker 2 It's hard for me to say thumbs down, but it's also hard for me to say thumbs up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not weird enough, right?

Speaker 2 Oh my God. I felt like there was like an absolutely, unbelievably missed opportunity to go fucking balls out, like to provide fan porn.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And you just, why wouldn't you give us the porn?

Speaker 1 I don't know. That was my

Speaker 1 big complaint about the.

Speaker 2 You knew we wanted it. You knew we were craving it.
You knew we needed it. And you fucking denied it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you gave us characters that nobody cares about.

Speaker 1 nobody cares about those characters. I mean, you could have made it like, like, I, I, dinosaur Spider-Man, like, like, anything.

Speaker 2 You could have did anything. You could have did.
You could have fucking had us

Speaker 2 just

Speaker 2 exhausted from fucking fangasming. Yeah.
All movie long, and you just didn't do it for some reason. I don't know why.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't know why you were so reluctant not to do it, but you could have, like I said, I heard rumors of Lou Ferrigno popping up, and I was just like, that's going to be amazing.

Speaker 2 Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, it's going to be great.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I always thought, like, it would be so cool if they put, remember that the Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man from the

Speaker 2 Nicholas Hammond, but you just get some, you replicate that costume. You just have that Spider-Man right there.

Speaker 2 It could have been like, why?

Speaker 1 That's what I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 2 Can you get us on?

Speaker 2 Can you get a meeting with Fiji and maybe get us to as a consolation jobs?

Speaker 1 No, I cannot. Fuck, dude.
I cannot.

Speaker 1 We can make Disney

Speaker 2 billions.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you think that they're like, what do we need now?

Speaker 1 Let's get somebody mentioned. Fanguzm.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's three middle-aged white guys from Jerry. No, no, Brian.
Rye's

Speaker 1 what you could offer. He doesn't.
He could.

Speaker 1 Because we would get in there and we'd be like, listen, this is what you should do. Get rid of all this lame shit and focus on the cool shit.
And they'd be like,

Speaker 1 get out of here.

Speaker 1 Sexist. Massaging, get out! And I'm like, just nobody really likes Captain Marvel.

Speaker 1 Guys, it just doesn't work out like you wanted him. Get out of here!

Speaker 2 I am not upset by that. I'm just saying, like, just show me up 10 seconds of Lufregnoastaholk.
Show me five seconds of the Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man costume. Show me the Fantastic Four,

Speaker 2 all the

Speaker 2 failed Fantastic Four vehicles that came before.

Speaker 1 Oh, that would have been cool.

Speaker 1 I mean, we did. Galactus.

Speaker 1 come on. Well, like, go to an earth and a galactus is eating the earth while they're on it.
Like, yeah, it would have been cool.

Speaker 2 I will tell, I mean, if I would tell Feige, I'm like, I'll do it for minimum wage. I'll be a consultant.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I can help to write this ship.

Speaker 1 Well, what, well, what do you think? I'm security. There's really nothing I can do to help you.

Speaker 1 But, like, you as generally think Marvel's losing their way?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 You do. Yeah.
I think

Speaker 2 they're a little bit full of themselves now. And like, for years, we were like, we can't wait for

Speaker 2 MCU to get back to characters because they know how to do it right, because they'll do it true to the characters.

Speaker 2 And now they've kind of been like, you know what, we got this. We don't need to fucking work off the canon of the comic books.
We know a better way now. And

Speaker 2 that's when you

Speaker 2 start losing

Speaker 2 your mojo when you think you're all that. and you know a better way than the guys who fucking created this shit.
The guys who fucking worked for peanuts, creating the lore that everybody adores.

Speaker 2 And now you're going to be like, yeah, we know better than those guys. We know better than the fucking, the forefathers.

Speaker 2 And, you know, I mean, that's a fucking, that's almost like I'm talking about real life.

Speaker 1 I was getting a little heavy there. A little heady.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about George Washington and all those clowns. I'm talking about

Speaker 2 Jack Kirby. I'm talking about Marv Wolfman.
I'm talking about,

Speaker 2 Frank Miller. I'm talking about all those cats.

Speaker 2 And turn your back on them

Speaker 2 for a couple likes on fucking social media. And, well, then you got a lot of fucking unhappy, hardcore fans.
How did it do?

Speaker 1 Do you know? I'm sure it did fancy. It did great.

Speaker 2 You saw it, Brian? What did you bring it up for?

Speaker 1 Because there's a woman. She was a sorceress in it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 She and her husband were convicted of having sex with a girl who was only 13 years old. Whoa.

Speaker 2 Are we talking about the

Speaker 2 spoilers? Are we talking about the Easter egg?

Speaker 1 I don't think this is an Easter egg.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. The Easter, like when she pops up, is this the Easter egg, the first Easter egg in the movie, That Sorceress?

Speaker 1 Oh, it says she says Zara Pythion, a martial artist who played a sorcerer along Benedict Cumberbatch.

Speaker 1 Oh, and the 2016 Marvel flick.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right, that's my bad.

Speaker 2 I'm sure she's not in the new one, then.

Speaker 1 She's definitely not in the new one. Okay, I missed the 2016.
She banged a a 14-year-old.

Speaker 1 13-year-old girl.

Speaker 1 She and her husband were banging her for years.

Speaker 1 I knew a girl that was, when she was 16, having sex with a couple. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was like, so risky. It's an unusual kind of gal.
Yeah. You don't meet many of them.
No, no.

Speaker 1 But she said it didn't affect her negatively. No.
She went there to take... So she thinks.
Yeah, she's pretty well put together.

Speaker 1 She said she was doing a teen model thing, and the photographer invited her to her studio, and his wife was there, and they ended up starting an affair of sorts.

Speaker 1 She's like, I have the picture. She says, You want to see it? I go, I do not want to see you naked at 16.
I'm like, I'm sorry. Really? Yeah.
I was like, I don't even want them in my house.

Speaker 1 Get them out of here.

Speaker 2 Calling the cops.

Speaker 1 I'm having you. You're busted.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't want that.

Speaker 2 But back to Strange. Did you give it? I can't remember.
Did you say thumbs up or thumbs up?

Speaker 1 Well, my complaint was the complaint you have now.

Speaker 2 Although it was very cool when we saw all the Raimi touches were cool, but when we saw a certain character pop up, which was cool, yes. But of course, you know, you wanted more of that, though.

Speaker 2 You know, you get, just don't fucking, you know, touch it and then leave it alone. Yeah.
You know, jack it off a little.

Speaker 1 I hear you.

Speaker 1 I just.

Speaker 1 I got so many clips to choose from.

Speaker 1 I don't know where to start.

Speaker 1 I think I liked it more than you did. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, Zombie Strange was cool. I really liked that.
I did too.

Speaker 1 But I did feel it was a bit, I wanted more out of the multiverse aspects. So it's just like, yo, yeah.

Speaker 2 You just, I don't know why that

Speaker 1 they didn't go for it.

Speaker 2 Why didn't they squash these rumors then?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I heard Tom Cruise was going to be in it as Iron Man, and that didn't happen either.

Speaker 1 Who's telling you all this shit? The internet. The internet was going on about it.
Yeah, and I thought the characters.

Speaker 1 I always thought it was

Speaker 1 a bullshit. They're like, Lou Ferrico's going to be in it.
And I'm like,

Speaker 2 I don't resent Chuck for it, but but I mean, I'm sure he's just getting his info from the internet as well. But like, god damn it, though.
It's like a layup.

Speaker 1 God damn it, Chuck. I agree.
It's a layup. How the fuck can you?

Speaker 2 I know Luff Regno ain't doing much right now. You could have got him for a song.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It would have been so badass. Who said nothing about me?

Speaker 1 I agree. I mean, the characters they gave us, I was like, this is fucking

Speaker 1 really boring. In that one scene, I was like, this is just boring.
It's like, and it shouldn't be.

Speaker 2 No, no, it really shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 But I liked America. I liked her, the kid.

Speaker 1 I liked her a lot.

Speaker 2 Now, what happened to because they already had a character that did this, and I'm not sure. Maybe they don't own this character because of because it's an X-Men character.
Remember Blink?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Isn't that the same character?

Speaker 2 Wasn't that the same power?

Speaker 1 Blink went through. She was in the Exiles, right? They went from.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're right. I think it was like she was the one that got them through the different dimensions and stuff.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Isn't that the same power as America Shabbos?

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 1 What happened to Blink?

Speaker 2 Or did they not have Disney have

Speaker 2 a lot of people?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Did they now they have the X-Men back?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 What do you think they're going to do with that? When are they going to roll that shit out?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I'm surprised. And they could use the other X-Men, Charles Xavier, from the younger version, right? The guy who was in McAvoy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, Patrick Stewart is a legend, but he's like he's looking like a little, like Professor X is in his 80s now.

Speaker 1 You know, like

Speaker 2 he doesn't do anything but just sit in a chair. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 I just, I just wonder if it would behoove them to,

Speaker 1 I mean, look, if he's willing to do the job, you let him do it as long as he wants because he's like one of the greatest actors, right? Like, he's just the best. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 But I wonder if they'll be like, how do they recast it?

Speaker 1 Not even McAvoy. You're going another direction, right?

Speaker 2 I would go McAvoy. McAvoy? Yeah, just because I think it's, again, it's fan service,

Speaker 2 which is what we want.

Speaker 1 It's all I want.

Speaker 1 That's not a dirty word.

Speaker 2 Fan service? It's not. I don't know why it's become a dirty word.

Speaker 1 It has. I mean, I think because

Speaker 1 they're like, it's more than just you guys. We're trying to appeal to as wide of an audience as possible.

Speaker 1 And if you just do fan service, there's lots of people, including myself, who like feel left out

Speaker 1 a little bit like.

Speaker 2 Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 You don't want to play in that, in that sandbox anyway, though. I know you.
You don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 2 Now you're going to sit there and tell me I feel left out. I know.

Speaker 1 Victimized.

Speaker 1 Not victimized per se, but like, I don't get it. And I love watching things where I'm like, I get every reference.
And I'm like, oh, this is because of this. This is because of this.

Speaker 1 So, like, if I go. Yeah, but you have to put in the work to get those references.
It's too late now. It's too late for me to put in the work.

Speaker 1 Like, you guys have fucking decades and decades of knowledge where you're like, ooh, like you get, like, these little tiny references, whereas, like, I don't even get, I'm like, who is that?

Speaker 1 Is that Superman? Like, I love,

Speaker 1 I don't even get the big references half the time.

Speaker 1 So I understand why they do it, but that's just, you know.

Speaker 2 Did you think that it was kind of arrogant for Disney to assume that every person seeing Doctor Strange watched WandaVision?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I thought they did a good job of explaining it. I went with some people who didn't watch WandaVision, and they got it.

Speaker 2 They got it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think it's highly fucking arrogant to be like, everybody knows this shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just think also, like, I think the real arrogance is just, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't want to badmouth WandaVision. I got shit for it last time.

Speaker 1 But I felt like my take on WandaVision was completely justified. Remember, I was sitting here going, like, she's a fucking piece of shit.
She's a bad guy. Yeah, she's a bad guy.

Speaker 1 Like, she is the bad guy. And the sword agent, this was my take back then.

Speaker 1 The sword agent, who was the bad guy, I thought was a good guy and won the vision. And I caught so much shit for that online.
And now here she is fucking killing people left and right.

Speaker 2 Are you throwing it in everybody's face?

Speaker 1 Yeah, fucking suck on it.

Speaker 2 I'm online, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you hear me online.

Speaker 2 Would you post that? Like, you know, like maybe a screenshot of some of the fucking your detractors and now like, oh, and now you can be like,

Speaker 2 crickets, I hear you share nothing but crickets now.

Speaker 2 Big Q is right again.

Speaker 1 Really going out of his arms. He called himself BQ.

Speaker 1 Anybody can understand why I care at all. Both arms are in a sling from patting himself on the back.

Speaker 1 I had a hard time typing this because both of my arms hurt from patting at him with his nose.

Speaker 1 That's funny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's, um,

Speaker 1 finally,

Speaker 1 men have fought back.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Against who?

Speaker 1 Against these awful women who are constantly saying they're being harassed. Yeah.
So now in the UK,

Speaker 1 calling men bald at work is now considered sexual harassment. Whoa.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I knew we were going to get to this place.
I mean, can you imagine?

Speaker 1 Hair loss is far more common among men than women, so using the term is inherently related to sex and equivalent to commenting on the size of a woman's breasts.

Speaker 1 Wow. I guess technically speaking, you are commenting on a physical trait.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or appearance.

Speaker 1 The

Speaker 1 finding made by three judges who lament their own lack of locks in judgment.

Speaker 2 Oh, they allowed? That's a conflict of interest for the three judges

Speaker 1 weigh in.

Speaker 1 That is weird, isn't it? At least one of them should have had some luscious head of hair weighing in.

Speaker 1 Things first got hairy when one of Finn's supervisors, Finn is the guy who brought the suit, allegedly called him a fat bald cunt.

Speaker 1 And bald was the part he had the issue with? Yeah, really.

Speaker 1 And then he was later fired from the West Yorkshire-based British bung, which makes wooden cask plugs. And there's a whole bunch of bullshit in

Speaker 1 the article.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is, look, it's weird because it's like you obviously the days of going back to like women working in offices where it's like, what's up, sugar tits? Get me some coffee.

Speaker 1 But you can't have that. But at the same time, like...

Speaker 1 You can't have this. I mean, I think it's a bit far.
There are guys, I mean, okay, you're talking about three guys sitting here who have hair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know what it's like to be bald, but like, obviously, it really, really affects some people to the point where they even will take a can and try to spray it onto their own head. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So who knows?

Speaker 1 Who knows what their pain is?

Speaker 1 Yeah, who knows? I mean, I don't think it would feel good to.

Speaker 1 But then you're right. What's next after this?

Speaker 1 Then what can't you comment on? Like, my fingernails are too long for a guy. But I think that you just got to let it ride.

Speaker 1 You just got to not call them bald, and you got to not come at them the next thing either. It's not hard to not call people bald.

Speaker 2 I don't think I've ever done it. I don't think I've ever said somebody like

Speaker 1 that. Yeah, it's like in what context are you at work that like that would even come up, unless you're like,

Speaker 2 did you hear what John said in accounting? And you're like, who's John? No, the bald guy.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.
Oh, that cunt.

Speaker 1 That fat cunt? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Huh. Yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting that it's now,

Speaker 1 hey, I like your nice big tits, is the same as, hey, Baldy. Oh, wow.
It's just like, again, even like

Speaker 1 it reminds me of like

Speaker 1 you have a situation where a teacher has had some inappropriate relations with a student. And if it's a guy with a girl,

Speaker 1 you feel one way. If it's a girl with a guy,

Speaker 1 you feel the other way. Right.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 It reminds me.

Speaker 2 We had a revelation. You know, that Sunday Jeff

Speaker 2 was dating an older woman in high school?

Speaker 1 How much older?

Speaker 2 21, and he's 16.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Fucking Mac. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dollar Shea for sure, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow. He was hitting it.
And quitting it? Yeah. Wow.
Was she hot?

Speaker 2 He said she was.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, what's he going to say?

Speaker 1 I was fucking some pig when I was 16. You know what, though?

Speaker 2 Still, you If it was an older lady, I mean,

Speaker 2 taught him everything he knows.

Speaker 1 I fucked an older lady. It was fucking nothing to write home about.

Speaker 1 Tell him, Steve Dave.