#494: Dungaree Butthole

The people spoke

and they said, Yo, tell him Steve Dave.

Nice.

One thing led to another, and he just

a finger butthole.

But Tom Cruise knows we just want to see you fucking save the world.

Yeah, but you don't see Tom Cruise fucking girls in those movies.

In my head, I do.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave.

I am here in the new offices, the new Telemsteve Dave headquarters with BQ.

Hello?

And Walt.

Hello.

What do you think, Q?

This is the first time you're seeing it.

Yeah, this is the first time I'm seeing it.

It's really impressive, man.

Good job.

Good job finding this place.

It's,

you know.

You can kick back in here.

It's so different.

It's just a different vibe like right away.

It's just great.

I don't miss the windows.

It's so big.

We have so much room.

Yeah, that's the biggest thing is that there is a lot of room, a lot of elbow space.

Yeah, it's it's it's four rooms.

I mean, we really we literally could record like a real studio now.

Like, I could go like outside this room and just record, like, if we had a window, you know, how like they do it in like real studios?

Oh, you're like the producer?

Yeah.

I mean, I'm sure we have the right.

If we wanted to cut open that wall

and put a glass thing there, we could.

I just don't see the point.

Well, Ginnam right now is struggling to make a French cleat to hang the uh to make to hang the uh poker table.

So I'm not sure if I'm going to ask him to take a sledgehammer to that to that weight-bearing wall

and make a window well then what you what have you guys done

i don't know if you ever saw green acres but you know how the the place was in a constant state of repair it never got like finished throughout the whole series yeah so that would be i fear that if we go too big

we'll be in a constant state of like of construction.

I hear you.

He's building that?

Yeah, to hang the...

Now, a lot of DYI guys, is that what it's called?

DIY.

DIY guys will know what I'm talking about.

I only know French cleat because he's texted me the word French cleats 15 times.

He just learned it himself when I was an expert in French cleats.

He didn't even just call it cleat.

He's got to call it a French cleat.

Yeah, I have one of those in my house.

I didn't know it was called a French cleat.

When we took, when the Jokers Museum closed down, I took one of the displays and it was on the wall with that.

So I actually hung it myself.

I didn't realize I knew how to hang French cleats.

I'm feeling pretty good.

Maybe give me a sledgehammer.

I'll start them up right now.

You can advise get them now.

All we have is a rubber mallet.

We don't have a sledgehammer.

You might be here a couple hours.

Just denting the shootrock.

People are like, what's that thudding sound?

It's been going on for three hours.

I thought I knew everything that like French blank, like French fries, French kissing.

Yeah, never fresh.

French drains.

Yeah, I never heard of French cleat, though.

Yeah.

I like to call it a freedom cleat.

It sounds somewhat sexual, right?

French cleat.

Like it's like something that happens to you if you're out in France and some prostitute.

How much would you give a French cleat?

Give me a French cleat.

20 francs.

I have to congratulate you guys.

Your influencers.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I heard about this.

Podcast awards this year.

All I heard is they got our name wrong and my name wrong.

That's all anybody told me.

Oh, really?

I don't know.

It looks for at least the listener influencer of the year.

Your name is spelled correctly.

All right.

And that's like, I guess that's an additional.

We weren't running for that.

I guess that's just one that they named.

I think

it was Simulcast.

I don't know.

No, Simulcast is probably way too big a word.

It was streamed online, and I think some of the ants watched it.

And I think maybe they had your name come up

as spelled incorrectly

just on the screen.

Oh, that's where it was spelled incorrectly.

Wow.

So we're an award-winning podcast.

Well, multi-award-winning podcast, right?

We won the Adam Curry People's Choice Award.

Now, is Adam Curry the guy from MTV?

That's what I thought.

It's not.

I don't know.

That's the only Adam Curry I know.

Adam Curry?

He was a VJ in the 80s with Martha Quinn.

Who's the blackbird?

J.J.

Jackson?

Oh, all right.

I don't remember him.

Nina Hartley, I think her name.

The other one was, right?

Yeah, good one.

Nina Hartley, the porn star?

No, I thought Nina Blackwood, maybe.

Nina Hartley, Maybe I'm wrong.

What do I know?

I don't know.

It says Adam Curry is a podcaster, announcer, internet entrepreneur, media personality.

So it has to be him.

So what categories did we take?

We took,

let me see here.

We took the Adam Curry's People's Choice Award, which is like overall.

The people chose for this.

This is not.

The people spoke.

Yes.

And they said, yo, tell him Steve Dave.

Nice.

And then we have

Best Black Hosted Podcast.

We have, what is it,

Comedy.

Comedy was number two.

We won comedy, yeah.

And what was the third one?

Well, the third one was the influencer.

Okay,

so that was

not voted upon.

Who gave us that then?

I think the guy who runs it, maybe Adam himself.

I don't know.

Wow.

So the guy himself was like, well,

when you take two,

you know, that's going to influence you on how you choose your influencer of the year.

That is the

podcast equivalent of the Triple Crown.

You know what?

You're right.

And it couldn't have come at a better time because

us moving into a new place,

it's a real pick-me-up.

Lots of wall space to hang those awards.

Are we getting actual like awards?

Yes, we are getting some awards to display at the at the new place, which we're going to do a soft opening on Monday, I think, which would be October what, Brian?

That was

7th, 11th.

11th.

11th.

But I thought maybe our grand opening, like we do something on the Black Friday weekend.

Because I want to open up at midnight

on Black Friday and stay open till 7 p.m.

Friday.

Wow.

All right.

Well, you can do that.

Yeah.

I might be in Florida for Thanksgiving.

I don't know if I'm going to be around, but if I am here, I'm there for at least a portion of it.

I look forward to seeing the lines up front.

Right.

How awesome would that be?

Like, we're going to open up at midnight on Black Friday.

Yeah.

And we're going to stay open until 7 p.m.

Friday and then open again on Saturday morning, regular hours and Sunday.

And we're going to have

exclusive merch for that weekend only available at the ST store.

Oh, that's cool.

Does that change your mind about going down to Florida?

My parents are in their 70s, so no.

So we have to thank all the listeners who voted.

Yeah, yeah.

And thank Tommy Lincoln and Nina Rad for spearheading the whole initiative.

Oh, they were on top of it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

If not for them, we wouldn't have even.

We wouldn't have even known about it.

So, is Tommy Lingon, has he gone on the website?

And

does it say triple crown winner?

Are our awards front and center yet?

I don't think.

I got an email.

They're on their way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And they wanted to know if

I wanted everything spelled correctly or how they had it.

A little nod to the podcast.

I said, leave it as is, I said, because it can't be more appropriate.

It's the only choice.

I love it.

I'm not seeing anything trumpeting our successes here as far as podcast awards go.

All right, Tommy.

Come on, get that on the front page, bro.

What is this?

What am I looking at?

That's a hot plate to warm the candle so we don't have to light it.

This is what you used to use in the other, in the old stash.

You mean you want the smell of the candle, but you don't want the flame.

Yeah, I don't like the flame.

I worry about the flame.

So

I've never heard of this before.

All right, so you heat this up and it's...

Yeah, you plug it in, and this warms up, and then it melts the candle, and you smell the aroma, but you don't have to have the dangerous flame.

Sure.

I hear what you're saying.

You've injected electricity into a candle.

Like you've injected electricity into a candle.

Like it's

a giant device right now.

Yeah, my mom gave me that.

It sounds like a mom thing.

She was like, don't light candles.

She says they're dangerous.

The dogs can knock them over.

She's not wrong.

So I was like, you know what?

You're right, Mom.

Cool.

Of course I am.

What the fuck?

You notice, though, and plus there's no smoke detectors in the whole place.

There's no sprinklers.

I did notice that.

I noticed there were no sprinklers.

And I'm like, that's odd.

But apparently, I guess this building is so old that it's okay.

You just have to hope for the best.

Yeah.

Well, I would also, I wonder what these walls are made of because they might be.

Steel.

Steel?

No, they could have told me that they, yeah, there's steel beams.

The only reason that the French cleat is over there is because there was one wood stove.

Gotcha.

But I wonder what the structure is, because if it's cinder block construction, you know, then

you're not in too much trouble.

But you know, but the fire marshal said, he's like, get yourself some candle warmers because

you guys are going to fucking death trap me.

Well, I'm going to,

if it's all right with you guys, and we don't have to do it today, of course, but I think next week, like, we should start doing like a fire drill, like a fire safety.

Yeah.

Like, I'll draw up a plan.

I'll put my skills, my firefighter skills, and I'll plan the best exit for us in the event of emergency.

Can you show us some, maybe some life-saving techniques, maybe on Giddam?

Maybe you could show us how, if you're still in the groove, maybe you could breathe the breath of life.

You have mouth-to-laps.

Get him, pretend you're unconscious.

Or don't you ever do that thing where you squeeze somebody out just to make you all ungo live?

Then you try to revive them by freaking touching his mouth.

Like me and you have joined hands around him.

He's just got to wear a dress, or else.

Now he's also, he's second week into Guinness as the office manager.

I gave him a title.

Oh, I don't know if you guys mind, yeah, but I gave him a title as office manager.

I wasn't aware about it.

I mean, it seems to suit him.

How long have we been in here?

This will be week two.

So two weeks, and our office manager doesn't even have a single thing hanging on the fucking wall.

No, we gave that to Mary Beth.

Yeah, Mary Beth's design.

Sorry, there we go.

All we got is a French clean on the wall.

That's all the time.

He's so wood.

Yeah, no, you can't blame him again on that one because,

yeah, because Mary Beth is taking on that task.

And I told him just to get the poker table hung.

And he's doing some other things.

But he's a little intimidated by being the office manager.

Oh, yeah?

He'd rather be called office coach instead of manager.

Coach.

What does that mean?

He kind of coaches instead of managers because he knows he doesn't have the

skills.

Well, not the skills,

but the juice to actually tell anybody anything.

So he kind of coaches, kind of coaxes people to what he would prefer.

He's there to give us rousing speeches.

I told the trends, like, you ever see those fucking beer softball leagues, those guys with the big beer bellies in their uniforms,

just to come to work in a softball uniform?

The Tuskegee Ants.

Office coach.

People would look at him like, what?

We got to get business cards made.

How much could they be?

How much could they be?

For office coach.

You ever see like when Don.

You ever Don Zimmer?

Yeah.

He's got Don Zimmer's body, like walking around in a baseball uniform.

We only get him one and we get it in white, so it just gets all stained and dirty.

By the the end of day, it's going to be stained and dirty.

What if he starts calling on like, he's like, okay, I got an HR meeting.

We got this kind of

a meeting about diversity, all this kind of stuff that normal people, normal offices have.

Yeah.

Do we totally go fuck himself?

We got to follow the rules, man.

If he's got to give us a speech, he's got to give us a speech.

Howdy, y'all.

Get him Steve Dave here, office coach.

Sorry about breaking into the middle of the show, but this is a perfect example of how everyone can use a little coaching now and then.

Even Bry Walt and Q need some help after almost 500 episodes.

The guys forgot to mention the most important thing when talking about the new store opening.

The address.

So here it is.

Airport Plaza 1340 Route 36 Suite 28 in lovely Hazlitt, New Jersey.

If you are coming off exit 117 on the Parkway South, make sure you stay to the left after paying the toll towards Keensburg and Keyport.

We are having a soft opening on Monday, October 11th, and our hours will be 12 to 5.

but as always, email kmuse2 at gmail.com the night before you come to make sure we will be there.

Our big grand opening will be Black Friday weekend, November 26th, 27th, and 28th, as we will open at midnight Thanksgiving night and stay open from midnight through 6 p.m.

on Black Friday with new exclusive merch like the TST holiday toy truck, a new store hoodie, a new studio shirt, as well as keychains and pins, and who knows what else.

And rumor has it the Baron will be there all three days of the grand opening weekend, along with me in my official office coach uniform.

And speaking of Barons, throughout the month of December, the Christmas Baron, along with Santa Claus, will be manning the general store throughout the entire month of December.

So make your plans to come on down to the TESD Town General Store and get your picks with Santa and the Baron in December.

And don't forget the secret knock.

Okay.

okay, now back to the show.

I was talking to somebody, they were in,

they were in diversity training for six hours.

Oh my god.

I mean, is the world that diverse even?

Well, I remember we had to do it every year with the fire department, and it was the fucking best because, like, this was before anybody was taking it seriously.

So, it was like, so it was like this video cassette that they put into a VCR.

You know, this was 2007, 2008, whenever we started going through this.

And

it was just a videotape of this um, guy, this Mexican dude who started working for a fire department somewhere in Arizona, and uh, him talking about how you know, the guys would be like, We joke with him, you know,

we call him a wet back, we mean we love you, like that sort of shit.

And then it would cut to him.

No, an abstract in Arizona,

and then it would cut to the guy, and he was like, This little guy, good-looking guy with a little mustache, and he'd be like, Yeah, I don't like when they call me wet back, and everybody would just start laughing.

We definitely got to start calling him that.

And the guy would be like, we know, we know,

we know this video sucks.

You know, you guys just got to fill out this paperwork saying it doesn't suck.

It's great.

It's great.

It's great.

It was funny because, like, some of the older guys, I guess a lot of society, but like, you know, us younger guys at the time were just like, all right, we just got to watch this and,

you know, deal with it.

But some of the older guys that were on since like the 80s, like when I first got on, were like, fuck this bullshit.

Like, all that stuff like that.

It was just chaos

in a room.

It is weird.

They're like, we want to hold on to our racial epithets.

We don't want to let you know.

Well, their point was, well, it's hard to say, like, in the cut to the guy going, like, yeah, I don't like when they call me that.

But, like, the argument being, like, look, man, like, we all make fun of each other was their point.

It was like, this is how we talk to each other.

You just need that one guy that's like, you know, that's like, look, I don't enjoy it.

And then it has to stop for everybody.

And that's what pisses, that's what pisses the old timers off.

Who wants to be that guy?

Oh, society.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, I guess.

Everybody's that guy.

Yeah.

But back then, yeah, some of the old guys had a problem with it.

What are you going to do?

I just read they're trying to cancel Dave Chappelle.

They're trying.

They can't.

I don't think they can.

I don't think it's possible.

Him and Joe Rogan are fine.

They're uncancelable.

Is that a word?

Uncancelable.

Why he did.

He said more.

He's saying more stuff about trans people.

The guy's got a position.

He does like to joke around.

The guy's got a position.

What are you going to do?

Speaking of canceling, did you guys see the Urban Meyer story?

I know you guys don't follow sports, but this is a pretty big deal in the world of sports.

You didn't see it?

You didn't hear about it?

I have not.

I've been submerged for weeks.

When you said Urban Meyer, I thought it was like some kind of like, I thought it was like a story you were going to tell, like an urban legend.

No, no, no.

This guy's first name is Urban, and he's the coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

He was a pretty big deal in college.

He won a couple national championships, so he's like this

new hot shot coach in the NFL.

0-4 starts a season 0-4, but after he had a Thursday night game in Cincinnati, and instead of flying back with the team, he went to his

bar that he owns where he used to coach college.

Okay.

So he owns this establishment.

So he went there and somebody filmed him on their phone

kind of getting, having some dirty dances.

Oh, I did see this story.

I did see this.

But it's not a strip club.

It's a regular bar, but there was this young, attractive, hot female,

20-something-year-old girl

kind of rubbing her

moneymaker on

his.

Or her French cleat.

Her Kentucky cleat.

I think it was in Kentucky.

But

so

this video comes out,

and it's just one part of the video.

And I guess his wife was on social media too.

Whoops.

I was about to say, what's the issue here?

The issue.

And she was posting about how that she was spending a wonderful evening at home with the grandkids.

He's in his 50s.

Okay.

Urban Meyer.

I don't know how old his wife is, probably the same age.

And

so then she happens to see in her feed, you know, she's posting pictures of the grandkids and giving them baths, starts to see all this shit about her husband.

And then she starts liking all these tweets about how it's time for Mrs.

Meyer to take him for everything that he's got.

All he was doing was dancing with the girl.

Well, that's the thing, because then a second video came out.

Oh, boy.

And I got to add, like, you guys, I mean, you guys have more experience I think in the in the in the bar setting and being surrounded by women and being throwing themselves okay

I want to know if this is this is this a go-to move because I would never ever dream of doing this ever no matter what even if I'm in a bar I would anywhere but Urban Meyer

starts putting his hand on the woman's bottom and she's got jeans on.

Okay.

And the internet

side back or sides?

Hips or ass?

Middle of the buttocks.

The butthole.

The butthole.

And they're saying

he was trying to put his finger in her butthole through the jeans.

Now,

is that common?

Is that something that, like, do girls like that?

Like, that seems to me to be like, but she didn't seem to mind this girl.

But it looked like everybody on the internet is going crazy because it is like Urban Meyer was trying to put his finger into her butthole through the jeans, though.

Yeah, that's weird.

That's how I met the very best.

So that's weird.

Okay, that's not something like.

Listen, everybody likes to send in the general everyone.

That's what I'm saying, are you?

But like, what does that do?

Like, I don't get it.

I don't know either, but I'm just like, but

watching the video, this woman is.

She's not complaining.

Yeah, she's not like me.

She's not like smacking a hand away or she's going along for the ride.

Well, people aren't saying that.

Are people saying that what he like just the

figuring.

But even if she was like dancing with him and like into it and whatnot, like that's.

Well, he's a married man and he's supposed to be a fan of the marriage.

Well that's the face of a franchise, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he's taking it on the chin as he should.

But I'm just going with the like, I'm just mystified because I would be like,

just as a person, I'd be like, I can't imagine that's the go-to move.

Like, this is his move.

He was a single guy.

Was this, was this his.

I've seen Q pretty drunk in my day, and I've never seen him use that move.

No, like, I never tried to ever.

But like,

through the jeans, it's just, it's just like,

it's an impossible task, anyway.

It's also weird because, like, if you just switch from

a poking, shoving to a rubbing motion and then just go forward two inches,

everybody's happy.

It's a classic.

Urban's not happy because I think he's got a butthole thing going on.

Yeah, but you got

how rare it is that you go straight to the butthole.

Well, you usually got to work everything else first.

That's like a final stop.

That's like the move.

No, if you're Urban Meyer, you're the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

That's the move of a head coach.

He ain't got time.

He's only got a couple hours where he's got to fly back to Jacksonville.

Don't let Giddam hear this.

He's the office coach.

I'll think.

I'll try it next.

Oh, man.

I feel bad for the guy because he.

See,

that's an unusual take because I think most of the internet is not feeling bad for him.

They're like,

well, it comes and douchebag.

Yeah, there is that.

But both things

could.

Both things could exist at once.

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't think, you know, whatever he did.

Look, for all we know, although his wife wife is gonna what divorce him he apologized to the but let's say he was

fine with it i don't think she is right but let's say she is okay it didn't look like she was right but my point is like if she was okay with it would anybody have anything to say definitely why they would be like you're a married man they wouldn't care what like plus the wife is incidental the age gap yeah but she's an adult

nonsense i'm speaking to my friend brian here she's an adult yes i mean like that sort of thing goes on across across.

It's a power trip, too, though.

You know, he's just able to do it because he's the head coach of the Jackson.

No, he's able to do it because the girl is dancing with him on the floor and, like, grinding into him and stuff like that.

Like, if the girl comes out and is like, look, I didn't like that and I found it unacceptable, then that's a different conversation.

But if all we know is that she was enjoying herself, having a good time, I think it's weird.

And I wouldn't have done it if I were him.

But I don't, like, if I were at a bar, like, you know, no matter when, in, you know, my whole life, and some girl was doing that to me, I would be like, what the the fuck are you doing like I wouldn't let her like like cut my butthole or anything yeah no matter how hot she is yeah no matter how hot I don't think no matter how hot no matter how hot I don't want her finger in my ass or at least a touching

through your jeans is it light or is she like really trying

I don't think he was like he wasn't like jamming it like you know trying to right trying to break through the fabric broke his finger trying to shove it in there

I think

I

I maintain that, you know, I mean,

that the I think the anger comes from, like, he's Urban Meyer and

this guy would not have had this opportunity unless he was like, you know, he's using his fame and his

power.

Imagine that.

Somebody using their fame, power, or money to get a girl.

I mean, what a fucking novel idea.

I mean, you can't, like, if the guy was single, right?

Right.

I still think you would have got in trouble, though, because that's not what you do for the face of the team.

You can't tell your partner

not to do this kind of activity.

Sure.

But the idea of someone using their fame to get laid is like, guys.

It's 2021, though.

Yeah, but you can't.

It's like,

if that, if part of behind closed doors, we know how we know how we feel, but like in 2021, you got to be like,

you can't use your fame.

Do I?

All right.

Well, then

let me just say that then.

But if somebody being famous makes them sexually attractive to someone else, you're asking someone to not use something that makes them sexually attractive to other people you're like but why wouldn't they use it like what the was the point

that's like any number of rock stars it's like look you can't tell me you're a rock star you can't let them know at all that you're into music but you can do it if you're in a bar that's the thing like you can't do it in a professional setting right but in a fucking bar like talking about his bar though so like his name is on the uh

sign i wouldn't have done it either i i you know you just you can't trust anybody

at all.

Well, it wasn't her.

It was somebody in the crowd that was

speaking the camera.

Little fucking rat, little piece of shit.

That's who I'm talking about.

Probably was a Clemson fan.

Somebody who

probably somebody that Urban had crushed in the national championship or something.

We'll just see about that.

But I mean, he's not going to lose his job.

This is the best.

Oh, they're saying that, like, you know, the owner of the team came out and was like, he's got to earn our trust, but speculation is he may not make it through the end of the year.

Hopefully.

Because

they're probably not going to make any noise now because they're not a very good team.

And if you're not winning and then also you're bringing fucking shame and ridicule to

the organization, maybe you just got to cut ties with the team.

I thought they were using this as a convenient excuse to get rid of him.

Oh, did they?

He lost like four games in a row or something.

This big giant contract because

he was the hot coach coming out of college.

And now if you get rid of him, he gave him a lot of guaranteed money, though.

So you're going to lose that too.

But this guy's fucking...

I think he's a sultan, I think, the guy, owner of the team.

Really?

Yeah.

And the sultan gives a shit about that?

Yeah, yeah.

I think a sultan would have a harem.

Yeah, I get it.

I get it from the business's perspective, from being like, look, man, like, if he's winning, like, if it's Belichick,

you got seven, you got six Super Bowls.

You can go on the dance floor and maybe get a little bit of a bunch of people.

And the owner of that going to the fucking...

Right.

Robert Kraft.

Yeah.

Who's Robert Kraft to be like, you can't do that?

Yeah.

You're embarrassing me.

Yeah.

But if you have a brand, then like you, you know, you don't want to be associated with anything untowardly.

I get it.

It's just where we're at today.

So it's like, you got to recognize that and work within the system.

You can do that if you just coming off a Super Bowl.

One time maybe and get away with it.

I don't know.

Tom Brady was drinking beers and everybody lost their fucking mind wrong.

Yeah, yeah.

He threw the trophy and disparaged the trophy and people were all up in arms.

Yeah, the fun police are everywhere, man.

And they have video cameras.

Yeah, that's the thing, dude.

Do you think that

has the camera and the iPhone?

Has it just ruined everything?

Has it just ruined society in terms of where we're at now because

of the camera aspect and plus of the everybody has a voice?

Yeah.

I think it's like everything else.

It's good and bad to it.

You know, everybody only has a voice if you fucking listen to it.

You know what I mean?

It seems like you can't even get into a light scuffle on an airplane anymore.

Video cameras come out.

Video cameras come out, yes.

10 different angles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you going to do?

Nothing.

I'm going to fucking finger away from you.

You can fucking complain and you just don't finger them buttholes on the dance floor and try and act like a certain way.

Or,

you know,

don't put yourself in positions where you are a public figure.

Well, I mean,

he's the coach.

It's his bar.

He has to be drinking, right?

No sensible man.

He said drinking, obviously,

drinking was a factor.

But in his apology, though, he maintains that he was just dancing.

And he's sticking to that, and he is not coming off that.

He's just like, I was just urging.

They asked me to stick around and dance, and I shouldn't have danced.

Nobody's cared about the dancing.

Nobody cares about dancing, bro.

It's where your hands were.

He explains that he's not a double story.

Oh, he's not even addressing that.

No, it's just a dance.

He's ignoring.

He's like, you know, it's just like, stay the course on your story don't deviate don't answer anything stay the course and eventually it'll just fade away but isn't it funny how like like the like you told me this story this guy everybody's talking about this guy in his world but like you even you even expand a little bit and you find someone that doesn't give a fuck i'm like i don't care like how many people really care about this oh i think you're right i think majority of people don't care don't he's just fans of the other teams that's what i'm gonna do i think he's just social media really you know and i'm sure the i'm sure his family cares his family probably cares a lot

yeah i don't know it's it's a tricky one yeah but you know he probably just shouldn't have tried to i'm sure he won't do that again yeah well that's the thing

well that's the thing like all right so he learned his lesson so if they fire him it's like well now you gotta somebody else is gonna come in i guess everybody learned the lesson like no the next coach if they fire him is not gonna be like let's go dance him

they're gonna be like all right i'll see you guys but it's highly unusual for a coach to get caught in in doing something like this.

It's very unusual for a coach to be, and it's not as if it was like,

you know, like, like, there's been players on the Dallas Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott, like, he's on a rooftop at a St.

Patrick's Day parade, and he's just staring at a girl who's like, kind of like going, like, dancing, and he just pulls her top down.

He just pulls her top down, and she kind of like pulls it back up, like laughing, like, kind of like, like, looking at him, like, what the fuck's going on?

He's just staring at it, like, like, he sees candy, and he's like, I want candy.

And it's like, if it's a guy that she knows that works at a convenience store or something, she's not tolerating it.

For some reason, she knows it's Ezekiel Elliott in there.

Yeah, he shouldn't have done that.

But he didn't really pay any kind of penalty.

Well, is it, I guess the question is, like,

what was her reaction?

I think it was a girl to talk about.

Did they know each other?

Well, then, you know what I mean?

If, like,

you know.

But it's in public, though.

I don't think it's a good idea.

I don't think he should have done it.

You know what I mean?

But the story is a lot different than he was staring at some girl that he doesn't know.

He's pulling down.

Exactly, yes.

And his wife was dancing and he pulled the top down because that's just something they do.

And he's a fucking idiot for doing it.

I can't remember the story, but I do believe it was a girlfriend.

But her reaction to it is she's shocked.

And it's kind of like pulls it up real quick.

Yeah, of course.

She's not expecting it.

Yeah.

Out of everything that was going to happen, yeah, that was probably like sort of on the bottom of the list.

And I think, yeah, like you said, alcohol plays the fact.

You forget.

You're like, oh my God, everybody on this planet has their phone out.

Oh, I don't forget.

And

they're looking for somebody to bust.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, even, it's not even that.

It's just like they might just be like, that guy could have just been like, oh, I got the coach dancing.

This is funny.

Put it online.

Not knowing.

Like, you can't.

Yeah.

How do you feel if you're that guy?

You posted that.

Do you feel bad?

Or you're like, oh, fuck.

I didn't think this was going to happen.

Well, you should know.

You got to know.

Yeah.

But all the people it's going to harm, though.

Like, do do you have, does it weigh heavily on you?

I don't know.

Like, who are you to tell the fucking guy's wife anyway if that's the is if that's the goal to like hey man i want to make uh not only his wife aware of it but like the public at large it's like who the fuck are you who the fuck are you to be putting this out there and shaming them getting them in trouble like it's two consenting adults doing something that they want to do it's none of your fucking business I guess if it's in public, he's making it their business.

That's the thing.

It's in public.

Fool public's business.

I don't know.

Should have brought her back to the office.

He probably should have just went home and hung out with his grandkids.

If he had just done that, none of this would have been an issue.

There's like a famous quote, right?

You, you'll definitely know what I think, like, all a man's problems stems from the fact that he doesn't know how to just sit in a room quietly.

Oh, yeah, that was in Boardwalk Empire.

Was it Boardwalk Empire?

But it's a famous quote.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's pretty good.

Yeah.

Like, half a man's problems would go away if they just learned to chill the fuck down.

Which is true.

It is true.

But usually a man learns that after some hard lessons.

Yeah, you also learn it.

Well, look, he's a guy.

He's in his 50s.

He's insulated from the world

to a certain degree.

He probably gets his ass kissed all the time.

And he's behind the times.

And also, he doesn't have young girls dancing on him all that much.

So he probably had a couple of drinks.

Then he got a little fucking French cleat punch

and lost it.

I mean, it's like, it's like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, you can't sit there and be like, the guy's a fucking evil piece of shit.

You know what I mean?

And you're just like, you know,

one thing led to another, and he's a finger a butthole.

I guess I don't know.

It's so weird.

How long has he been married?

Do you know?

I don't know.

I'm sure if he has grandchildren,

so he's had to have children that are to a stage in their life where they can have children and they're married.

So I was.

He married

in his early 20s.

At least.

I mean, mostly I feel bad for the wife.

Yeah.

Because that's got to be embarrassing.

And, like,

I think that's a great response, though.

Oh, I think she handled it fucking great.

Yeah.

mostly i feel bad for the wife

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I like to use the noise-canceling ones when I mow the lawn.

I can't find a lawn mowing guy, so I mow the lawn this summer.

It's hell.

It's hell on earth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It sucks so bad.

They have that robot now.

It's like a Roomba that cuts lawn.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I have to look into that.

Yeah.

Get a robot to do my work.

It's the future, for Christ's sakes.

They don't have sentient ability yet.

You can still boss them around and shit.

Right.

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Like, oh, you motherfucker.

I bowed my rights.

Ah, fuck.

Robot rights?

Hopefully we'll be dead before that comes out.

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I'm hoping that the new place, that everything sounds good.

I was wondering that myself.

Yeah, like

hopefully everything works out.

The ceilings aren't as high, but they are like those foamy ceiling tiles.

Yeah.

I like the temperature in here.

It's nice and cool.

Yeah, we have no control over it.

Oh, really?

That's one of the downsides is like the office in there is pretty warm, but then you come here and it's nice and cool in this room.

I see.

Yeah, that was included with the rent,

all the

electricity and the heat and the air conditioning and everything.

But

we don't get to control it, though.

Well, so far I agree with the temperature.

But in the winter, I'm hoping that it's not a greenhouse, though.

Yeah, because we can't even crack a window or anything like that.

We could open doors, put up fans, maybe.

Yeah.

Something like that.

Well, we could also

figure something out.

Yeah.

I'm not worried.

Don't worry about that.

I'm not going to worry about it.

Did you watch?

Did you see Many Saints of Nork, Walt, the Sopranos movie?

I went to movies this weekend.

I did not see that.

You see Venom?

I did.

I saw Venom.

What'd you think?

Well, anybody want to talk about Saints in the first place?

It's like somebody who's like, so it's Facebook.

I want to talk about Soprano.

I want to talk about Sopranos.

I bet it sucks.

Oh, really?

You went to see it?

No, it was on HBO Max.

Oh, okay.

So that's why I thought you might have seen it.

It was.

This is the story of early Tony Soprano before he was married to Angela?

Early Carmella.

Early Tony Soprano when he was very...

I think they started around when he was 10, right?

Yeah.

I was thinking of who's the boss?

Tony Danza.

No, yeah.

It's more about his uncle than him.

Yeah, it's about Christopher's dad.

Okay.

Dickie Multasante.

And they reference him quite a bit in the regular Soprano series.

Christopher's always like, your hero, Dickie Multasante, your hero, Dickie Multasante.

So in this movie, it kind of shows like why he's his hero, which is like not that much, really.

He's nice to him.

I never really

saw the relationship that they always alluded to come forward.

I'm surprised this got theatrical release because I saw it.

I was also surprised that when I went to the movies, it was playing because I saw no PR for this.

Nothing.

I saw like it just was out.

I had no idea it was even released when I went to the movies.

Yeah, I think they're probably mostly planning on HBO views.

So they're not going to put too much into the advertising for theatrical release.

But they're like, hey, if we can get some money.

How many hours?

Two.

Two hours.

You weren't happy, you know?

No.

It's like once you get past the

like, hey, that's Silvio.

Like, that's young Silvio.

Hey, that's young Pauly.

You're like, all right, well, what's the story?

How's the story?

Young Silvio was almost a little too cartoonish.

Like, he was like, you know, like a Silvio impersonator you would invite to a like a party.

Yeah, like if you watch Sopranos, Silvio only really acts that way.

He's like pretty grounded for the most part, except for some tight shots and stuff.

This guy was acting like it.

Yeah, it was funny.

He also, like, you see that Silvio doesn't, he's losing his hair already.

Like, how old would you say they were?

Like, mid-20s?

Yeah, he's about, what, 10 years older than Tony?

Yeah.

So, yeah, I guess around mid-20s.

Did Paulie Walnuts there?

Yeah, Paulie Walnuts was there.

Did he have the wing back?

No, not yet.

Not yet.

Big Pussy was in it.

He looked a lot like him, I thought.

Like, I would buy that that was

Big Pussy.

Yeah.

How was

it?

Gaffaldini?

Is that his name?

Oh, Michael Diddy.

I thought he did a good job.

I thought he did good.

You didn't like him?

No, no, I liked him.

Yeah, I thought he did all right.

Do you think this can springboard into a good acting career for him based off this?

I mean, it's possible.

Because he wasn't really acting like Tony Soprano.

I mean, you saw little mannerisms like that, like rubbing his nose and shit like that.

When he said accused,

when he goes, why am I always being accused?

Oh, yeah.

That made me laugh.

I was like, oh, it's pretty funny that they brought that line back.

I liked it more than he did.

What would you give it a

C?

I would say C.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would give it a little higher.

I'd give it a B.

Because in the end, the point that he hit, how he said in the beginning, you're watching for all the connections and stuff like that.

Once I got past that, I was able to go in a different direction than him, which is disconnected from Sopranos and just watch what was basically a run-of-the-mill.

It was like a mediocre mob movie.

Yeah, it was like a run-of-the-mill mob movie.

It wasn't, it wasn't.

Was Chase involved?

He wrote it.

Yeah, he didn't direct it.

He didn't direct it.

No, he wrote it.

He wrote it.

Yeah.

I liked it.

I did like it.

There were many nods for the fans.

There were many nods.

You just had to disconnect it almost from what it was to enjoy it, I think.

What about how do you think hardcore Soprano fans accepted it?

I didn't see a lot of positive

mentions?

Yeah.

I mean, from what I saw, I didn't see a lot of positive mentions about it.

If you're hardcore Sopranos, I don't see how you could be like, it was fucking, I mean, unless you're like one of those blind, like, just love, love it no matter what.

I don't see how you could be like, that's a fucking Sopranos movie.

So it took place in the 80s or 70s?

60s.

60s into 60s into the 70s.

Yeah, right.

The newer started at 67.

So this had a big budget then to make it look authentic, right?

Oh, yeah, it looked like it had a budget behind it.

Yeah, it looked good.

I dug it.

I did think there weren't enough weird soprano things in it.

Does that make sense?

Like, sopranos always had, like, remember, ghosts and dreams.

It was all that.

I mean, it did.

It is, I mean spoiler alert I guess but it's within the first minute of the movie but it's narrated by Christopher Maltasante

from hell and like he's oh yeah so like that's cool I thought that was a good idea I was like that's pretty cool so like

it goes through the shot of the cemetery and as it passes each gravestone you hear the person in the grave talking about their life a little bit and it fades in and out and then it comes up on Christopher's grave which is kind of creepy to see so he's telling it and he hasn't even born yet right because no no no he's he's telling the story of it but he's he's his he's in hell telling the story about why he doesn't think he should be in hell in a way yeah he doesn't think he should be and uh

and he's like he he's telling how he got there and it starts all the way back with tony's relationship because tony ended up strangling him on the show so he he goes back and he tells all that um

I thought it was a pretty cool choice.

I was like, is he alive, though?

In the story he's telling, is he?

He's only a baby for like one scene towards the end.

But you never see him.

You just hear his voice over his tombstone.

I was like, oh, that's pretty fucking cool.

So it won me over with a weird choice.

Yeah, you see Artie.

You see Ralphie a little bit.

Yeah.

Carmella.

Yeah, you saw young Carmella.

That's his wife, right?

Yeah, which I didn't think.

I thought he was like, they went somewhere and he's like, I bought the ring the next day.

But like they meet in high school, it appears.

There were a couple of weird things that made him inconsistent.

Things that weren't, yeah, that weren't.

Yeah, because Tony also told that story of the executive game where him and Silvio were kids peeking in at it, and then

Dickie Multi chased him down the road.

Right.

But, you know, he was 23 and Tony was 13 when that happened.

Yeah, I didn't know those guys were that much older than Tony.

I was just going to the age of the actors, I guess.

Yeah.

I mean, I thought Paulie was considerably older because he used to work with

Johnny Boy.

Yeah.

Who is a real asshole?

Yeah.

Does that guy able to play a role other than asshole, that John Bernthal guy?

Yeah, I guess not.

He's pretty good as a punisher.

Yeah.

He's just got that look, that hard guy look.

Yeah.

I don't want to fuck with this guy.

Yeah, I don't want to fuck with that guy.

I don't want to fuck with anybody, but I don't want to fuck with that guy for sure.

Yeah, I thought Dickie Malta, because in not Dickie Maltz, I thought Johnny Boy Soprano in the series was likable.

Like, I mean, even though he's cutting off people's fingers and he's, you know, beating people up and all this other shit, he was still likable.

Whereas, like, this, this version, version i was like there's what's to like about this guy he's an asshole to his kids he's an asshole to his wife he's an asshole to everybody else his wife's a fucking piece of work though oh she is yeah holy shit man i mean wasn't that the thing in the series like she she he said you wore him down to a nub so johnny boy eventually got canceled like just worn down by her and you wouldn't think that like like this this version of johnny boy you would not think could get worn down by a woman but he does she's she's good in it though i don't know how to pronounce her name vera familia she's awesome and everything yeah she's really good in in it but what about venom you know dude

i will say this

sopranos was a joy compared to venom no i i don't know if that's true i i i didn't like the first venom movie i didn't like it either i remember being like what the

the tone of it brian is so bizarre it's it's like they made a comedy not connected to spider-man like it's just so weird that i walked out of the first movie and being like it looked cool visually

But I'm like, what the fuck?

Why is this the Venom movie that I'm getting in my life?

So with the second one,

I wasn't going to go see it.

But then everybody was saying

it's

the post-credit thing.

Well, the post-credit thing, I didn't know about.

Somehow I had missed that spoiler.

But

people were saying like they just doubled down on everything about the first one that I hated.

Yeah.

I made it a comedy.

I agree with that.

Because it's like,

if you like the first one, you're getting more of the same.

Way more.

It's just the same movie almost.

Yeah, but people were like, but I kept hearing, like, it's just a comedy.

So I was like, you know what?

Maybe if I go into it not expecting a good Venom movie and I go into it just being like, all right, let me see what crazy shit, celebrate the weirdness of it, the fact that they made decided to make a gay comedy out of Venom or whatever they're going for here.

And I enjoyed it more than the first one.

I feel as my reception of it was the same as the first one.

I scratch my head and go, how is this making so much money?

How is this resonating with anybody?

I feel like it's cringeful at times, some of the jokes.

It's unbelievable.

I mean, it's absolutely just embarrassing as a comic book fan sometimes, some of the fucking thuds of how lame the jokes are.

Like, what's a good example of that?

Oh, God, it's just like when Venom is talking to Eddie and

they're arguing back and forth.

It's so weird.

It's like hacky one.

Yes, it's like, oh, my God, it's cringeful at times.

Yeah.

Doesn't Eddie Brock?

He looks like he went through hell.

The actor, like every night, like every night, like, is he just partying like fucking Urban Meyer every night?

Because holy shit, does he look fucking like...

You didn't think that was planned?

I don't know, but he just looks like he does not look healthy.

I think that was planned.

Yeah, you think so?

Because he was wearing that robe for so much of the movie and he was just out of it.

I don't know how they can get the fucking pink eyes

are they going that far are they are is the is the makeup department going that far as to giving like they give him them those pink eyes like those unhealthy looking eyes wow i didn't uh i would say it's easier to to get it's pretty easy to get rid of pink eyes so like in the in like even on the color like when you feel yeah that's what i mean that's what i mean it has to be a choice that they made maybe yeah i mean he's not living well in the movie it seems like he's having a hard time but what'd you think of the post credits i mean uh i don't know if you want to we we want to don't want to spoil it but did you feel it was like oh

i heard people in the audience because i i went it was sold out when i went to see the first movie i've seen the last three movies i went to see i was the only person in the theater other than my wife yeah that's how like we had the whole place to ourselves this time was the first time i've been into a theater was full and people were like oh shit

yeah when when uh peter parker popped up on that tv so how disappointing is it when you go into that theater you're like fuck we're not the only ones this time.

It doesn't bother me at all.

Not at all.

Yeah, I don't care.

I'd rather have people in there than not, because in the least way, you know, it feels like theaters will come back then.

Right.

Yeah.

Because then the whole time I'm thinking, like,

I can't even concentrate on a movie.

I'm like, how come there's nobody here?

What's going to happen?

I mean, there's nobody, no more horsemen.

What do they know that I don't?

But

people were excited, though, for the.

Yeah, so, yeah, the end sequence is big.

All right, spoiler.

I'll give it 10 seconds.

But

like the end, because it's because of the legal wrangling between the Spider-Man characters and the Marvel.

Sony and Disney.

Yeah, like Sony owns the rights to make all the Spider-Man movies.

Marvel doesn't.

So they've been playing nice with Spider-Man, but this time, so they made Venom, who's based on Spider-Man, without Spider-Man.

And then now at the end of this movie in the credits, there's some multiverse nonsense going on where the room around him changes and suddenly he's in the proper MCU and on the TV is Tom Holland's Holland's Spider-Man.

It's the end of the last Spider-Man movie.

Okay.

How many Venom movies are there?

This is the second one?

That was the first one.

Oh, no, it was brutal.

But it made a ton of money, though.

It was a big ton of money.

This made even more.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is going to be the highest-grossing film of the last two years.

It's going to be Venom.

And I love Woody Harrison.

I mean, I fucking love Woody Harrison.

What'd you think of him in this?

But I'm like, am I to believe he's the same age as this girl?

He grew up with this little girl and she turned into a villain and he turned into a serial killer.

But he looks like a father.

It's so fucking weird.

He's so old looking compared to her.

Like she's 30.

How old is he?

In mid-50s?

He's got to be coming up on 60.

He was on cheers, for God's sake.

But they try to dress him down, but it's so, it was like glaring to me every time they were on screen.

Thankfully, though, they got rid of that, like that crazy.

curly hair that he had at the end of Venom 1 and kind of gave him a little bit more

moderate looking hairdo with the red hair.

But the whole thing would even with the girl, Shriek.

What is she in there?

Why?

It made no sense.

It really just kind of wasn't a good character.

She wasn't like a good villain.

It wasn't good.

And personal, also, if you're going to have Shriek,

can I see Shriek?

Like, she's a symbiote.

She's got the Venom outfit and stuff like that.

Like, let me see her in it.

Like, why am I just looking at Black Canary?

I haven't fallen asleep

at a comic book movie in my entire life.

I fell asleep from when Woody got out of jail

and

I woke up and Shrek was in the car with him.

So I missed that whole sequence.

Oh, shit.

Because I fell asleep.

I haven't fallen asleep since Shrek 3 when I took my kids to see Shrek 3.

So it's been a long time since I fell asleep and I fell asleep for a good like 10 minutes, I think.

So I missed that.

I probably won't go back now and

re-watch to see the missing scene I missed.

I mean, I will say,

like Sopranos, I enjoyed it enough.

Grade?

If Sopranos is a B?

That's a tough question because

you want to give it like a C,

but I really did enjoy it more than a C plus would.

Really?

So you got to give it a B too.

Maybe a B minus.

B minus.

Yeah.

Because

people would like to have you as a teacher.

He's very lenient.

Yeah, hot for teacher.

Yeah.

I'm like, what's up, everybody?

Put those camera phones down.

you're all getting bees

and this finger

who's wearing jeans

did you guys watch the show that's taken the nation by storm squid game no no don't even know what that is troy told me troy texted me to watch it but i haven't had a chance yet uh you have to you have to be able to commit because it's subtitled you want to watch you want to read the subtitles you don't want to hear the english dub shit is it scripted or it's a game it's scripted it's scripted okay it's scripted it's about these these uh people anybody like these people who are in debt you know different people who are in debt and uh this guy comes up to them and gives them a card is like call this number and this way you can get out of debt and it's a chance to win a huge prize if you compete in these games with all these other random people so you get there and the games are like deadly it turns out like

It's not like fun.

So it's like Hunger Games?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Oh, yeah, I thought it was kind of like Hunger Games.

I I love Hunger Games.

You love that movie?

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

I remember you saying

that.

I love it.

I got to re-watch those.

I only saw the first one and I remember liking it.

I really enjoyed them.

Yeah.

They're really dark and moody and broody.

Yeah.

Go ahead, though.

I'm sorry.

Yeah,

it's good if you don't mind reading a lot of subtitles.

And it's interesting.

I'm not going to give away the ending, obviously, but by the end, you're like, holy shit, that's pretty cool.

What channel?

Netflix.

Netflix.

Where did you see Venom?

You went to the theater?

I went to the theater.

Really?

I was the only person in the theater.

Is that the first time you've been in the theater in quite a while?

What else did I say?

I saw something a while ago.

Shang-Chi?

I still haven't seen Shang-Chi.

I'm going to wait for it to come home.

Yeah, it's not good.

Nothing I've heard from anybody who watched it says it's good.

So I was like, all right, and I don't care about the character.

And I'm really worried about the direction of the MCU.

I just feel like they're...

Did you see the announcement today that Agatha Harkness is getting her own series?

And I'm just like, who's that?

She was the witch and the bad guy in WandaVision, but I'm like,

you have a stable of fucking badass killer characters.

And you're going to shove this down everyone's throat.

No one gives a fuck about her, right?

I don't.

Some people did.

2021.

Is that really a factor here?

Because I'm like, you have such,

you can do so many great shows.

I would like to point out that you motherfuckers still don't have a Ghostwriter show, and you're bringing Agatha Harkness to the screen it's like Jesus Christ insanity that you would go with an Agatha Harkness show over some of the you can do anything you have such amazing layered characters and

you're gonna spend you're gonna this is not what I I just worry about the MCU because it feels like they're like yeah we don't need to worry about canon anymore we got this I mean did they ever have you know what I mean I think I think what you're getting into now is like almost the third generation like the people who are making these shows now are the people, they're not, nobody's comic book fans anymore.

But that's the thing.

Do you remember when like when Iron Man Iron Man came out and some of the later movies came out?

Like everybody's like, we can't wait for Marvel or Disney to get the rights back to characters because they'll do it right.

Yeah.

I don't really feel that that's the case anymore.

Because you're not, because that was, that was.

That was back before comics were as cool as they are now.

Now, in my opinion, you have people, like that Loki show, it's like

the people who are working on it, to me were like in their teens when Iron Man came out.

So you've got a group of people who are not raised on the comics.

They're raised on the MCU.

And I think that puts you in a different

headspace.

If you don't care about the comics, if you, like you've said before, if you think that you know better than the people that fucking created these characters and you and you're giving interviews saying, I don't care about that stuff, all I can, like.

Yeah, what's the point then?

What's the point of all this if, like, if you're not going to celebrate what the character is and present it as best you can a representation that works?

I know it can't be 100% accurate, but if you're just going to throw all that away and be like, we don't care about any of that and fuck all that shit,

then what is the point then?

Money.

What is the point?

And by the way, but like she,

Hans, the actress that plays, she's great.

Oh, Agatha?

Yeah, like she's great.

It doesn't carry a whole show, though.

But if somebody came to me and said, look, we want you, Brian Quinn, to come up with an idea for a Harkness show,

I wouldn't be like, nah, I'm not going to do that.

I'd be like, all right, well, let me sit down and think about this.

Cause now maybe we can get a little bit into how Doctor Strange was trippy back in the 60s and it's all magic.

And like, maybe we could do a Mephisto thing.

You know what I mean?

Like, there's ways to make it cool.

It's just that they've done nothing

that would have you give them that fucking that credit.

And it's just not a character that excites me.

Like, she's a good supporting character a good villain in this in that as a surprise villain or whatever but now you're like if you're gonna make me think that i'm gonna get excited about a six-issue series with her as the lead i'm like

but what what if it is about her and mephisto or or what if it is about that stuff like you might you might get excited i might i i mean to so far there's been more missteps than uh than not i don't know what's going on with

television

i watch it and i'm like why are they doing any of this i liked wand the Vision, though.

I will say that I did like that.

I can't, I can't.

I like parts of WandaVision.

I can't get behind most of it.

It was so boring.

But there was stuff I really liked.

Paul Benton is awesome.

And fucking everything he does is vision is pretty cool.

So there were parts I liked of Bucky and Winter Soldier, too.

Yeah, that's true.

It was a Falcon and Winter Soldier.

Right, but you just got to deal with a villain that you don't care about.

You got to deal with, it's just like, man,

like the coolest shit in that, I'm sorry, Briar, we'll stop talking about this.

I love this episode of iBuy iBuy Comics

That was like the stuff with like

with like

You know Baron Zemo and like why is he and even the stuff with the Wakandans was cool.

Yep.

All of that would have been great if you'd cut out the flag smasher stuff Then you would have had a combo show and do you see what they're doing too though?

There is a move to have villains not be 100% villainous Like

there is there's definitely because the flag smasher thing remember how sad they were that she died at the end?

Like,

Falcon is carrying her out of the building after she's been shot instead of the Sharon who took the bullets for him.

Like, he's carrying her out as if he's so devastated that this murderer died.

And then you see that in,

and what was the next one?

Shang-Chi, the father isn't as, he's not, he's the villain of the movie, but they still try to paint that, you know, that they're, there's, they're layered.

Yeah.

And there's grayness.

But isn't that good, though?

Wouldn't you want that?

Even Darth Vader actually.

Oh, they did it with the Skrulls, too, and Ms.

Capitol.

Yeah, that I disagree with 100%.

But there is a move to make sure that

you sympathize with the villains, though.

And I don't know why there is such a movement, though.

Thanos, they didn't really try that.

Oh, I think they did when he was just in his head, like he had created what he thought was the right thing.

But not totally, though.

Yeah, but that's every bad guy thinks that the good guy isn't at the point of the bet.

But not so, yeah.

You Gruthanos, not so much.

But going forward after that, though, there has been,

I feel like a move

to not make the villains like all out fucking like

total hardcore, like, I'm evil as shit.

Yeah.

Loki, I mean, same kind of deal.

You know, Loki, it's so weird that they ran him through the exact same storyline twice.

You're just like, wait, I got to watch this motherfucker get redeemed again?

Who cares?

I saw it.

I liked it.

You guys nailed it the first time.

I love about Bond, though, Brian.

You can get in on this.

New James Bond opens up.

Some bad rumors swirling around the internet.

No, is the new James Bond?

Is it Jamie Bond?

Well,

no time to die, but the rumor is he's dying at the end.

Really?

They're going to kill Bond.

But then it said, but supposedly at the end of the movie, it says James Bond will return, though, or 007 will return.

So somebody's going to pick up the 007.

I guess, what is that called?

Not his spy name.

His designation.

Yeah.

Do you want to see James Bond die?

Nobody wants.

Does anybody really want to see James Bond die?

I don't want to see James Bond die.

No.

I heard, though, that

to make it not so misogynistic,

they hired some female writers, though.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

But like,

that is James Bond, man.

Like, who wants to see James Bond not be

misogynistic?

Not misogynistic, but

what is perceived as misogynistic.

Not be a guy who beds the damsels, not the damsels, but the

dam, the

dangerous damsels, even though he's not just patals.

Yeah.

You want to see him get busy before he takes them down.

Sure.

I want to see James Bond forcing his finger through deck.

But yeah, are you going to go see it?

I'll go see it.

I think it's weird, too.

They're not even using the music in the trailer.

Oh, really?

Like,

it's not the theme.

It's not the iconic like James Bond theme.

It's a kind of like a

remix?

Kind of a remix of it too.

I don't know.

I'm worried about James Bond.

Well, look, man, they can't make not even for not even for

reasons, like society reasons, but like you can't just make the same movie over and over.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Fucking Mission Impossible has shown that franchise is making the same movie over and over again.

Yeah, they made five movies, seven movies, as opposed to 20

James Bonds in there.

But Tom Cruise knows, we just want to see you fucking save the world.

Yeah, but you don't see Tom Cruise fucking girls in those movies.

In my head, I do.

Well, all right.

I agree with you.

James Bond is what James Bond is.

It should be.

Why are you guys trying to change it?

If you don't like it, then don't fuck with it.

Why are you guys making a James Bond movie if you don't want to make a James Bond movie?

But, but, you know, I think I have

maybe a bigger tolerance for shaking things up.

Yeah.

I mean, I'll go see it, but I'm worried.

Yeah, I'm really, really worried that

it's not going to be the James Bond that I fell in love with.

Well, it's not.

What are you worried about?

If he can't woo the ladies,

then there's...

You know what?

I can live with that, though.

All kidding aside.

But give me action.

Give me James Bond saving the world.

If you're going to tell me that James Bond can't save the world, then he needs help

from know from the fairer sex to save the world

yeah but he always did I know he did but not on this kind of level I think I feel I feel like it James

minimized yeah you know who who who's the girl that they're making a hero I thought the bond the Bond girl this time was that Anna she's like the most beautiful fucking woman on the planet currently oh I'm sure but I'm sure she's going to be like even more powerful than James Bond she's going to be a better is she going to do it in a fucking tight dress because that's what I'm saying I'll care for it

I mean that girl is like a fucking next level beauty so I you know whatever they want her to do I'm fine with

she's gonna do it in overalls like baggy overall so you can't see define her shapes

like Rosie the Riveter fighting crime and shit I'm like I don't know they stayed up front she's asexual but you know what my point is just like well then if that's what they're doing it's just like don't go see the movie I still want to see it though I love Daniel Craig I love James Bond right I'm there to the bitter end so then you're I'm in you're giving you're supporting their vision of the movie what I want to see well I hope that they do it before my lifetime.

I hope they do a Mission Impossible crossover with James Bond.

How awesome would that be?

It sounds redundant to me.

What are you talking about?

Two badass super spies who can save the world on their own?

Like, why do I need to see them?

Like, what am I going to enjoy from that?

Well, they've got to fight first because they, you know, just like in complexity, you know, the one thinks the other one's the bad guy.

Yeah.

What's Tom's crew's name in Mission Impossible?

Ethan Hunt?

Ethan Hunt versus Hunt.

Yeah, but you can't have either one of them win.

That's a hard honor.

And that sucks.

a fucking erection.

Ethan Hunt.

I'm getting chubby thinking about it.

It doesn't roll.

It rolls off the tongue much better than Brian Johnson.

Well, let's stop talking about that.

Let's get embarrassed.

Yeah, it's, you know, it's everything's kind of fucking got a sheem of lameness around it now.

If I was made the head of production in Hollywood, that would be the thing I would try to do.

I would try to like get the two studios to agree upon an Ethan Hunt James Bond crossover.

Maybe I'll let you introduce a third

secret agent into the mix to someone new.

I just don't know the point of it.

Like they're just going to do the same thing that they always do.

Marketing would be fucking massive.

Sure.

But like, wouldn't you rather see like how they keep saying like Fast and the Furious is going to cross over at Jurassic Park?

I'm like, now that's fucking true.

That's the rumor going around.

Like

that's the movie I want to see.

Oh, yeah.

Well, maybe with like a new dinosaurs in the Ethan Hunt James Bond movie.

I mean, Ethan Hunt versus Jurassic Park.

I don't fucking day one of that.

Because it's not just two spies, but like, even like,

man, like, when they were going to do 21 Jump Street with Men in Black, where...

I didn't hear about this.

Yeah, I haven't heard of this either.

It got pretty far along, and then it fell apart.

Where,

what's his name?

Johnny Depp?

No, no,

the new ones that did it.

The fat kid from

Super Bad.

Oh, Jonah Hill?

Jonah Hill.

He's not fat anymore, but Jonah Hill and

the other, the hunky guy.

Oh,

the fuck is that?

Tom Cruise?

No, from

21 Jump Street?

Johnny Depp.

The new one.

Screako.

There's a new 21 Jump Street.

There's two movies.

Oh,

I know you mean 10 years old, but this is.

No, Channing Tatum, right?

Channing Tatum, yeah.

So they, so it was Channing Tatum.

They're pretty funny.

I think you would like them.

They're pretty fucking funny movies, yeah.

They were going to do a thing where those two guys from 21 Jump Street joined the men in black, and it was going to be a 21 Jump Street Men in Black crossover comedy.

And I would have

had a left field, is that?

But it's not.

If you haven't seen the movies, you don't know.

But if you see the movies, they made them comedies.

They're really funny.

I thought they did a good job.

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Oh, really?

I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis looks so insane.

Like,

why does she look so horrible in it?

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I just learned this the other day that he's never seen Halloween 3.

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Never have.

Oh, well, there's a reason she looks like that in the movie.

But like,

I just saw her on something else, and she doesn't look as bad as she does in that trailer.

No, no, that's what I'm saying.

There's a reason in the movie she looks like that.

She's like a survivalist.

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You're excited for this movie, though.

Oh, yeah.

They always suck, though.

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No.

10 at least 10 right what what different if you're counting Rob zombies can you see in it in this Halloween kills I don't want to see anything different in Halloween kills I want to see how I want to see Michael Myers killing people

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Walt hasn't seen Halloween.

Like, should we do a watch-along with him?

Yeah, I mean, I would do that.

Sure.

Yeah.

I mean, I can guarantee you,

I've seen like enough clips to know exactly what the movie's about.

I've heard about it.

I know he's wearing a William Shatner mask.

Yeah.

It never plays like that.

It doesn't play like a William Shatner mask.

No, because they spray paint it.

Yeah.

The hair looks good.

But if you don't like Slasher movies, then, you know.

Yeah, I don't know why.

I've never really been into Slasher movies.

They kind of feel so formulaic to me.

Yeah.

Oh, they are.

You're right about that.

It's weird.

That's what I like about them, though.

Yeah.

It's like comfort food, then, right, for you?

Yeah, it is.

It's like that's

exactly comfort food.

I love the beats of it.

I love the jump scares, all that stuff.

You know, it's my thing.

It's a jam.

It's my jam.

What else did I have here?

What else do we want to talk about?

I had

Season Ork.

Oh, yeah, I wanted to recommend.

Actually, you should watch this too.

It's on Netflix.

It's a documentary called Untold, Crimes and Penalties.

And it's about this minor league hockey team that, like this mob guy, bought it for his son, who is 17.

They have a 17-year-old general manager, and they're so unbelievably violent that you're like, I could like, we played hockey, we played street hockey and shit.

It's insane how these guys, like, they're like old school, like, bruisers.

Like, one guy's leg gets shattered in falling places.

It's only like 90 minutes, but it's really worthwhile.

Oh, yeah.

I want to, you gotta, I'll ask you for the name of it.

Yeah, yeah.

What was the name of it again?

Untold Crimes and Penalties.

Untold Crimes and Penalties on what service?

Netflix.

That's also Netflix.

Yep.

Yeah.

Still watching a lot of TV, huh?

No, why would you say that?

Got to keep up with the latest trends.

I guess everybody else is watching squid games.

I'm like, I want to be a partner for a while.

I love doing it.

Like when Sage is at her mother's and Mary Beth goes out for some reason, I'm like, oh, I can just sit here and not be bothered by anybody.

It's awesome.

It's so awesome.

It's nice.

Yeah.

Obvious for the masses.

You can come here now to the new office.

I know.

You could put your earbuds on and just pop up your laptop and

watch and be undisturbed.

Is Gidem here?

Because if Gidem's here, I'll get this.

The office coach is here.

I'll get disturbed.

I'm not a Monday and Tuesday.

Okay.

But I don't think the office coach, if you tell the office coach you don't want to be disturbed.

Fuck off.

Yeah, he won't disturb you.

I say we dock his pay, that 700 bucks we gave him for the website.

Oh, yeah.

Let's take it back.

It's a thousand.

It was a thousand.

Oh, I say we do it.

But

I say we take it back, but we buy him a softball uniform that he has to wear on that Black Friday,

our grand opening, Black Friday weekend.

He has to wear the softball uniform all weekend long.

Extra tight.

If he does that, if he does that, then I say we forgive the $1,000.

Oh, he'll do it.

Yeah, I know he'll do it.

He's the best.

I don't know why I wasn't excited by it, but I saw that they finally figured out who the Zodiac killer was.

Yeah, I saw that too.

Oh, did they?

Yeah.

How did they figure it out?

I guess it's like DNA and shit.

And the guy's alive.

He died or something.

No, he died in 2018.

Oh, motherfucker.

That's so close.

So close.

He's paying for it now, though.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

He's on there with Christopher Moltese.

Do I think he's in hell?

Yeah.

If there's a serial killer that somehow made it into fucking heaven,

then there's a shitty loophole going on.

Well, if he's insane, then is he really responsible for his actions?

Fuck yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah.

But he was so, I mean, is he insane?

He was very, I mean, he was careful enough to not get caught for decades.

Yeah, that's not insanity.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Those cryptogram things are

like those are the minds.

Those are the works of a bent mind.

Yeah, but Hitler ran a country and he was clearly fucking insane.

I don't know.

He's there too, Q.

But what if

there's the fucking.

Just his bottom in a pair of fucking jeans.

Getting finger hole, finger fucking banged through the jeans.

A bunch of other demons with camera phones.

Do you want me to say tell him, Steve, Dave?

Sure, go ahead.

I don't know if you had anything else.

No, that's it.

Nothing.

Okay.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.