#479: Rubber Feet

Hey, it's Brian.

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Yo, I like your bracelet.

I'm like, I like your joker.

There's more to life than the bottom line.

Now, were you wearing me and these?

No, I was all my meandies burned up at the fire.

Just say yes.

Why can't you?

Why are you so stupid?

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

I'm here with a skeleton crew.

I got Walt here, and I got Gidem Steve Dave, head of security on Frank Five Day.

Are they all?

Would that be the definition of a skeleton crew?

I thought skeleton crew means less.

Yeah, I guess.

Well, Q's not here.

Yeah.

So I guess that would be calling get him lesser.

I am in no way a skeleton crew.

So yeah.

Me neither.

I gained two pounds fucking last week.

Do you believe that shit?

After losing two pounds, I fucking gain it back.

Doing the same exact shit.

It was waterweight.

Don't worry.

Don't you think so?

Yeah.

I hope so.

Well, you were partying on Frank Five night, weren't you?

You know what?

I'm glad to hear you say that, that

it was a party.

It was, in fact, a party.

Oh, yeah, there's no way I could deny it now.

It's a party.

I didn't partake in the party, but I couldn't deny that there was a party going on that week on Sunday.

I don't think anybody was shocked that you weren't, that you didn't show up down to the Dublin house.

Yeah, nobody was like, hey, where's Walt?

I was surprised you guys were there after I got out of the theater.

Were you?

Yeah, I thought, like, because Q left the theater, and I was just like, oh, he's probably going.

Q left the theater and he came on back for a little while.

He went the long haul.

I was very surprised.

Yeah, that's great because I imagine that's got to be

the thrill

of the whole day.

I mean, not to take anything away from Frank, but because I don't think,

I know it sounds awful the way it's coming out of my mouth, but I think because nobody was expecting Q

to even show up.

Including myself up to a certain point.

When he texted me, he's like, how's it going?

I was like, uh-oh, here it comes.

But not only did he come down, he then proceeded to stay and schmooze and party.

You know, I heard he had the lampshade on over at the Dublin House.

Pretty much, dude.

Like, I was watching him from a distance.

I was like, wow, look at this guy go.

So was the bouncer.

I was watching the bouncer, and he was side-eyeing people.

That bouncer was having none of it.

That bouncer was mean-bugging everybody.

Oh, yeah.

He didn't want anybody.

Like, I'm at the bar getting drinks for a couple of people, and he's like, you can't stand here.

I'm like, I'm buying drinks.

Like, where?

He's like, you got to find a seat.

It's like, there's not a seat in the house.

It's like, I get it.

COVID.

I get it.

I fucking get it.

Then don't let me in.

Yeah, when I walked up and he had that military balaclava over his mouth.

Right.

I'm like, oh, it's it's you can just tell it's one of those people.

He's that guy.

Well, I mean, that's the wouldn't that be you if you were hired by the Devil House to be the be the bouncer?

No, you can be intimidating, but like putting that like, oh, this is like

it's something that a soldier wears, like you would see on SEAL Team 6.

I wear my mask.

It's not like

you didn't go that route because you were working security for Frank Five Day and you didn't go the

intimidating

Iron Hand route.

I didn't really have to, luckily.

But you would have if things,

if you wanted to.

If necessary, I would have taken a bullet for Mrs.

Five.

What if I mister?

He doesn't fall into that category.

Then I could have Mrs.

Five, so really?

You think that's the natural progression?

Frank Five gets shot to death.

Do you think

there's a chapman out there that wants to take out a Frank Five?

That would be strange.

If somebody had such a mad-on for Frank Five, that it fucking blew him away.

We should call them in so we can get some reflections on Frank Five Day.

For those and those who don't know what we're talking about, this past Sunday was Frank Five Day in TSD Town, which was a day-long celebration.

Yes.

Frank Five.

We had balloons get them.

We had a banner.

We gave away pins and not just any pins, high-end,

Disney-quality enamel enamel pins.

I don't think people expect an enamel.

I blew their minds with enamel.

Dude, I know you're saying this facetiously, but the number of people like, that's a nice pin.

I didn't hear that, so I'm glad to hear that.

I think they thought it was just going to be like one of those circular buttons with a pin on the back, you know.

Yep.

But they were pleasantly surprised.

Yeah, we had a lithograph

and all given away for free.

No

charges for any of the pins or the lithographs in hopes that it would just be like

a complete and utter joyous celebration.

I wanted to see

people putting Frank

on their shoulders and just carrying him throughout Redbank.

Almost got there.

I was waiting for a text from Giddam that

they scooped him up and brought him to his car at the end of the night, but it didn't happen.

Yeah, and you fucking nailed it on the number, dude.

Oh, yeah, I got 100 pins because I promised only 50 people would get pins.

But I said to myself, I bet your your 50 people is not going to be the number.

I imagine it will grow to at least 75.

So I figured I'd get 100 pins to be safe.

And we gave away exactly 100 pins.

If there was one more person to see Frank that afternoon, they wouldn't have gotten a pin.

They would have walked away disappointed.

Like, hey, man, I heard there's some nice pins around.

It's a good thing you indoctrinated Frank 5 for the previous two days about giving all pins.

That was a nervous guy.

I'm not even kidding.

Like, when he messed up one of the the lithographs he looks at me and he's like what should i do

well i told him i was like you know i don't care what sob stories you hear you cannot give away two pins like you know oh my friend couldn't make it can i get an extra pin i was like i don't care what they say

one pin per person and uh we stuck to it and thankfully we did because what sucks is i didn't get a pin for the case so i we don't have a pin to

to put in the case as a commemorative kind of moment you know that people could come in and see it like the museum, that is, the general store doesn't have a Frank Penn.

I know who took one.

It may be difficult to secure it, but who has one?

Brian Quinn.

He took it.

He was wearing it around proudly.

I'm sure that was thrown away as soon as he got it.

Why did I take this again?

Right out the window.

It's not stuck on the bottom.

Someone on the ride home to Staten Island.

You throw it in the fucking toll booth.

This should take care of it.

This is what, 640?

Someone's got a flat tire on the LIE, and they come out to their car.

It's a Frank Five get in the tire.

Yeah, so if any aunt is out there who attended Frank Five Day and has a pin and they would like to maybe sell it back to the stash, you know, contact KMUS2 at Gmail.

Have we checked eBay?

And I will,

I mean,

I think that there's got to be somebody out there who's like, I really didn't care about that.

Go ahead and get them.

I'm curious myself.

And I will donate it or sell it.

I don't want you to donate it.

I'll buy it back from you so we can put it in the case.

It's a pin buy-back program.

Or I could have just made more pins of the same exact ones.

I could do another run

and maybe wave two.

Yeah, and keep two back and maybe put them on the website where we sell our merch.

www.tellmstevedave.com.

I don't know if that's tacky to make it.

Does it sully the day?

You're making more to try to sell them?

Well, I mean, I'm only making more because I want one.

But I can't just make one pin.

So I'd have to make at least like 50.

Well, do it like the vinyls.

What, just change the color of one of the colors in the pin?

Yeah.

I'll think about it.

I'll see what happens after this episode drops.

And if anybody contacts me, it's like, you know what?

I really didn't care about the pin.

It wasn't meaningless to me.

Yeah, it's not on eBay, so I think that's saying something.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's call Frank Five.

Let's see what he says.

The man himself is going to get reactions, huh?

Hi, you've reached Frank Five.

You're at home right now.

Is it three?

Yeah.

Frank, what's up, baby?

How's it going?

Pretty good.

I'm here with Walton Giddam, and we're talking about Frank Five Day.

Unbelievable day.

Are you still rejoicing in it?

I'm still on the high.

Even though on the way home, Mary, you know, she was telling me to come down off that cloud and you know light back to reality I pay attention to the reality

yeah I still have a couple of those balloons with the with the face on them so I blew a couple balloons up and he kind of put them around the house and I thought it would be funny and kind of just hopped them so she's over it

she's done it was yeah it it was great was there any kind of glow from this is five like afterwards like my man or was she duly unimpressed

I think um I don't know she was she was I gotta say she was a little impressed She just thought it was so nice how, you know, how people came from such distances.

And, you know, they were so excited to meet us and to see me and stuff.

And, I mean, even she got a little bit of fanfare.

I had to make sure to kind of keep her in check as well because I think she was starting to get a little bit of a big head.

Yeah.

Somebody wanted to have a Miss.

You saw that?

Does somebody want to have a Mr.

Spies Club?

And, you know, I saw lots of pictures on social media of people taking their selfies with her.

Oh, yeah.

And then, you know, there were some people who were posting like some guys and stuff that they were like, I didn't care about being Frank.

I was just happy to see Mrs.

Vive.

Wow.

I was telling her, you know, you better, yeah, she better relax.

But, but, yeah, I mean, it was, it was just so nice.

I mean, I even, I, I mean, so many people, like, I mean, I don't even know if I want to get into this, but there were so many people that I just wanted to thank.

And I mean, you know, I got a little list here.

I mean, it was like the Oscars.

I love it.

Keep the music ready.

Yeah.

Yeah, key to music if it goes too long.

It's only about four pages long.

But no, I did.

I wanted to make sure I thanked everybody.

Wall for putting it, Walt, for putting it all together.

I mean, you know, without you, none of this would have occurred.

Bry, obviously, for everything they've done, sat right next to me, you know, and was a lot of fun through it.

Q, for

are you guys laughing at me?

No, I'll get him.

I'm

He sat down next to me.

I sat there for hours, dude.

Hours.

I don't even do that at comic book shows that I'm paid to be at.

Right, right.

No, so this was a big deal for you to sit right there.

People don't understand that expectations of me are lower than the average person.

So when I do something like that, yes, I should be celebrated.

I loved it.

And Q staying the entire time, which was great, you know?

And then, you know, you got

Chuck, Rupert, Giddam, obviously keeping everybody safe.

Thank you.

Tommy Lincoln being the bad cop and kind of making people laugh at the coming in and telling people they got to get going and doing it in a way that, you know, didn't make everybody upset.

Obviously, Victor, Alex,

Tom, for, I heard about his magic fiasco outside.

So Tom's doing his magic.

And Ning, too, I mean, for coming by and hanging out.

Sunday Jeff?

Well, Sunday Jeff?

Well, Sunday Jeff was working.

Yeah.

Can't give him any questions.

So, what are you thanking Ming for for coming out and hanging out?

Who?

Ming.

I mean, does the man deserve a thank you for

wanting to come down and get blotted and hang out with girls?

Is that really?

I mean, did he really do anything worthy of thanking though?

Well, he,

I don't know, I guess not.

I just felt I I didn't want to leave him out, but I know that any time there's a a a chance of him signing his name to anything, he'll be there.

So I just want to

turn out

to him.

But, you know, and then I mean, all these ants that brought gifts.

I mean, is this what it's like at a con at a convention?

Yeah, people do tend to well, usually they bring you stuff you don't want.

You know, like, hey, this is a thing I'm working on, or hey, here's something to eat that's like loosely packaged in like a Ziploc bag, but not even like the zip, like not even the sealed kind, like the kind that you fold over a sandwich.

Well, I mean, these people, I mean, the, you know, we, the, the, this Lindsay, she brought stuff from Trader Joe's, and then the people from this one guy brought Back to the Future stuff, and the Tim Conway autographed and Carol Burnett autographed.

I mean, just really, really thoughtful gifts.

I loved all of them.

I, I, uh, I was there for a very um touching moment that I almost ruined, actually, between you and a woman,

an older lady who had a son, and she was about to tell us something horrible.

And I said, Chuck, Chuck, turn on the camera so we can get this, like just kidding around.

But I didn't think it was this horrible.

I'm not going to say what it was, but I just, I don't remember her name, but it seemed that you had reached out to her after this happened, and you guys had a little back and forth.

Yeah, you know, and you and I, we talked about this kind of stuff before.

You know, there's times where, you know, we'll just DM somebody instead of putting it out there on the regular feed.

Especially, you know, when you put something out on the regular feed, people start replying to it.

It just kind of gets lost in everything.

So every once in a while, I'll reply or I'll say something to somebody in a direct message.

And something had happened to this woman that I could kind of tell.

I mean, she didn't mention exactly what it was per se, but I could tell by

what she had written.

So I just reached out to her and I was just like, hey, listen, don't worry, you know,

this this two shall pass, you know, stuff along those lines.

And it really, really meant a lot to her.

And to the point where when she was describing how she felt reading the DM,

I don't know if you saw it, but I almost started to tear up a little bit.

Almost.

You definitely teared up.

You didn't cry, but you definitely started getting choked up.

And we didn't get this on camera.

No, we did.

Oh, okay.

That's why I was like, chuck, choke.

Stop recording, Tom.

Stop recording this.

After she left, Prime turned it to me and he's like, you know, he goes, I lost all respect for you.

And I'm like, what?

Why?

You actually showed like human emotions and human feelings.

Yeah, I was like, what's with the humanity, bro?

I know, I know.

But, I mean, did you guys have fun?

Oh, blast.

Had a blast.

I thought it was great.

Yeah, it was awesome.

I got so many emails from people who attended, you know, really laying it out there how much it meant to them,

how great a time they had, and how thankful they were that, you know, that we did it because, you know, they hadn't done anything all year because of COVID.

So this was the first things a lot of these people had done since the lockdowns.

And, you know, they were really appreciative of

the day.

So, yeah, it was good.

It was cool.

Yeah, I feel the same way.

It was nice to get together.

And I mean, I'm not a huge people person, but it was fun, you know, and then going out afterwards and mingling with some of the people.

And I think it was a nice way to come out of COVID.

Yeah.

Oh, are we out of it?

Frank Five declares me off.

Forget Fauci.

We got Frank Five.

Forget fuck, Fauci.

Frank Five says it's over.

I like the way this guy thinks.

Yeah, forget Fauci.

Dr.

Frank Five, what do you say?

Even Walt conceded that that it was, in fact, a party, and you were there.

You were down at the Dublin house, and

you partied until, what time did you leave?

Because I left around a little bit before 10, and you were still there.

You're going to laugh.

I was one of the last people to go.

You closed the joint.

Wow.

He was still there when I left, but yeah.

Q was still there when you left.

No, Q.

Q left.

No way.

Q left before I left.

Yeah.

Yeah, after you left.

So I would say, God, I don't know, Gidham.

It was, what was it, like maybe midnight?

I lost track of time.

I lost track of time.

Yeah, it was cool, though, because I think that, you know, Q sticking around was such a nice bonus for the people because they did not, you know, they didn't expect that.

They were happy, you know, just to go to the Dublin house, even if none of the people from the podcast had come because they know they're all friends and everything and they just want to like,

you know, just communicate and be in the same room.

So, but to have Q and Bry there and you and Giddam, I'm sure, was a fucking major bonus that they didn't count.

And then curator, fucking renting the movie theater and showing puppies.

What a fucking class move by the curator.

That's why he's the fucking curator.

He left around the same time I did with two other aunts.

So I think we were the last ones to leave.

How many did you get?

Hold on, Frank.

Did you get to take home a lithograph and a pin?

I did take the lithograph home and a pin.

I got my one pin.

Okay.

All right.

You're cutting me off because

we didn't get a pin for the general store to put on display.

So I was just checking to see maybe if Mrs.

Five took a pin and you took a pin because maybe I could get one for the general store.

Well, you know what?

I will ask her if she has a pin.

I think I can send you one because what I did was I got one for me, and then you said I could take one for my niece.

So I got two.

So I can send you one back for the general store.

That's no problem.

Oh,

look at that.

That's nice.

Okay, yeah, we'll put it on display forever in the case so people can come down and gawk at it.

We'll put a little sign there that's like on loan from the Frank Five collection.

It's like the Hope Diamond.

Yeah.

And, you know,

it's funny because a lot of times, you know, people will,

I'll look on Twitter and I see how people refer to the ants and everybody like as family.

Right.

And I always understood that, but never, not, I guess I just didn't understand it to the extent.

You know, that weekend showed me anyway, like what a real family should be like.

Come for five minutes, say hello, get a picture, and leave.

Why can't you be like this?

But the caring and the just the loving attitude for everybody.

And I mean, you know, I looked out when we went out like on Friday, or not Friday, on Saturday and kind of like looked around Broad Street, and you just saw all the ants clustered together.

And just, it was, I mean, it was, God, I don't want to sound wing, but it was magical.

You know,

from a podcast.

I mean, all these people made these great, great friends from a podcast.

And so much so and love it so much so that they came from all over the place on this one day to, you know, not only see some guy who threw up on a cake, but to interact with their other friends.

I mean, it was great.

Yeah,

I can't stand up nice things.

Curator said the same thing.

He says when, you know, he handed out the tickets and everyone dispersed.

He says it was just weird walking, or like magical almost, walking down Broad Street, just seeing all these ant shirts and

TSD shirts and five shirts.

Walking around town in Red Bank and seeing the signs of all people who are into Telham Steve Dave was a cool, if not surreal, moment to see just people mingling all around town.

Go ahead, Frank.

No, I was just going to say, for that one day, Red Dave became GDSD town.

Oh, that's nice.

And it won't be the last time.

Oh, it may be.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Let's not get crazy.

I got to work on you.

Get him once his day badly.

He wants to sit down.

His feet were so swollen and fucking

goutridden that he.

He still argued.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Being on your feet all day.

I want Tom Day.

We're going to have Tom Day so that way we can toss some tomatoes.

Delazowski Day?

Yeah.

Really?

I didn't know.

I was going to say, I think that was nice that you would offer Tom up because there's a lot of people who think you guys hate each other.

It's hilarious.

I'm one of them.

I watch them on the Sunday Jeff show.

Frank, I'd ask you a question.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

No, I was just going to say there's so many.

I mean, if you did end up doing this again, I mean, there's just, I mean, there's so many great people that, you know, Sunday Jeff, Giddam, Troy.

I mean, there's a ton of people that would be deserving of it.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Frank, no, you're a bright guy.

You're a professor, for Christ's sake.

So you may have the answer to this.

Now,

while you and I were sitting at the table, dutifully,

you know, Mary Beth was here.

She's hanging out in the back room over there.

And she tells me that at one point, Ming offers her a foot rub,

much like Tony Rocky Harr in pulp fiction.

Now,

I don't have to ask Walt because I already know the answer.

But for some reason, I'm like, oh yeah?

And like, it makes me laugh.

Like,

I don't know why it doesn't bother me, but if she came up, she's like, hey, Mike, offered me a foot rub or this one or that one.

Like, then I would be like, what?

But for some reason, it's Ming.

I'm just like, oh, that's kind of funny.

Like, I just don't care.

Well, he's, I mean, come on, dude.

It's fucking creepy as fuck if you really want the truth.

Because the guy who needed a fucking foot rub, get him, he's not offering a foot rub.

That's true.

The man who actually needs a foot rub is not going to get offered a foot rub by Ming.

Because he's not wearing four-inch heels.

Yeah, I was going to say, I was wearing sensible shoes.

I was watching him outside, and you could just see his eyes drift down beyond where you think they would to look at women's shoes out there.

I'm sorry, it's fucking weird and just like unnerving.

Because I saw it in action.

Oh, you're watching it?

Oh, you heard it?

He literally is out of practice because he looks because he's like,

he can't hide the fact

that he's staring at everybody.

It is really, really fucked up.

He doesn't realize it that

he's so painfully, obviously creeping on people.

I think, um, I think, I mean, he's just, he's unapologetic, too.

That's the other thing, like, if he gets called out on it, he's like, because there was one girl that did tell me, she's like, oh, my God, Ming.

And I was like, I don't know what to tell you.

That's Ming.

Like, you just accept him as Ming.

But, like,

should I be mad?

Should I be upset by this?

Because later on, he qualified it by, he's like, I was just joking about the foot rub.

I know you're a married woman.

No.

She wasn't weirded out by it.

I didn't say that.

She wasn't chosen out there.

Why does she take she take obviously obviously she takes her

how she feels?

I don't mean this anyway, but like I think she's going to take how you feel.

It's going to really factor in how she feels about it.

If you are a little bit more irate about it, I believe she becomes a little bit more like, yeah, that is fucked up, right?

Yeah, but she's just like.

But if I fucking walked up to her and I was like, you need a foot rub?

How weirded out is she?

How weirded out is she would be.

Because you don't have that rep.

I would be like, did you let him do it?

This is a fucking monumental moment.

Just turn the camera on.

But I'm serious.

But I'm serious, though.

Like, why is it less weird because he asked for it?

I know.

That's my question.

Why?

It's not.

It is just as weird.

But I just, like, I consider him like everybody's gay boyfriend.

Yeah, you shouldn't.

I know, because he is.

He's trying to get in there and rub feet and shit.

But if that's the extent of it, like, what happens?

She gets a foot rub out of it?

I mean, she goes to get her, like, get pedicures and shit, and they rub her feet and her legs.

And they're always Asian.

Her legs?

Yeah, like, they'll rub up her calves and shit.

You know, like, that's part of the.

That's part of it?

Yeah, they put like a lotion up.

They're showing the nails.

No, they, like, will rub feet and lotion up the legs and stuff.

How high up the legs?

Just up to the knees.

I don't know if Megan would be satisfied with that.

Now he's giving her a pedicure, too?

Maybe.

I don't know.

Get the little brush.

But had that been Mrs.

Five, how would you have reacted?

Would you have laughed it off like I did?

Or would you.

I don't think.

Bullshit.

I know you say that now in the moment, but I have a feeling it would not be as funny

if you got the real reactions from Frank in his head.

If you could hear the thoughts in his head, as Frank Five told him.

I mean, as Mrs.

Five mentioned that, I kind of think it wouldn't be as like, oh, ha ha, that's just me.

But I'm sure Frank knows what the playing field looks like down there, so I mean, that could affect his reaction.

If somebody wants to rub her feet, more power through them.

She's got that weird toe that curves over.

Hopefully, she's got a bunion, some kind of

defect.

Now, if you don't know what we're talking about, that's an old callback to Tattletales from the Patreon series, right?

Yes.

When Frank kind of like like

went nuclear on Mrs.

Fi's feet.

In my defense, I was drunk.

He dropped the bomb, and nobody was expecting anything.

Most of all, Mrs.

Fi.

Totally taken aback.

Oh, yeah.

But no, I don't know.

Like I said, he's your friend of yours.

You know how he is.

There's no threat.

You know, it'd be different if it was somebody that you didn't know.

I mean, like, not like a random stranger, but like just some aunt that happened to be sitting there asking if he could rub Mary Dutton speech.

So, yeah, I think that's a good idea.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, so yeah.

So let's say it was just a listener who came up to me.

You're in need of a foot rub.

Is that okay, too?

It depends, like, if they're joking, because she did have very high heels on.

So if they're like joking around about it, I'd be like, oh, that's kind of weird.

But if they were like, seriously, then I would be like, I would take them outside.

I would be like, dude, what's your problem?

But I feel like Ming's the only one that I don't want to take outside and be like, dude, what's your problem?

Because

you do it.

I'm like, he, like, Walt's fucking trolling big time.

This is his biggest troll ever

from a motherfucker who's been trolling for 10 years.

Do you feel everyone has like that?

Okay, that's just him type

trait.

Sure.

Okay.

Like with Walt, like, you know, his eating.

It's like, oh, that's just Walt.

That's, you know.

No, no, like, if they looked, if they were looking at another person for something, you know, you know what I mean?

No, what do you mean?

Like, like for me, like, I, I would, you know, like, I would look at someone's socks, like, if it was a lady, and Ming would look at someone's shoes if it's a lady.

Oh, okay,

sure.

Okay, yeah, I think everybody has it.

Okay, all right.

What's yours, Frank?

What do you look at when you see a lady?

Boobs.

Just the boobs.

Your base, Frank.

I mean, I'm very.

Just as creepy as Ming now.

But see, the difference is, is I don't just sit there and staring at you if I can talk to them.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that seems like less of a chance than the foot rub.

You're right.

Well, if you're talking about that, kid, I've made it a ⁇ I've said it in the past.

It's a choker, like choker collar.

Okay.

Yeah.

I like that.

Okay.

So like you would compliment a lady on her choker then.

No, I wouldn't say anything about it.

I would admire it silently.

Yeah, I'm not the kind of guy that goes up and compliments women because you never know how it's going to be taken.

And

I'm not a BQ with the handsome face and shit.

I don't mean out of the blue, like if you were like, Out comes the pepper spray.

Okay, I'm engaged in a conversation, yeah.

Like, you know, just she compliments something you're wearing, so like you would compliment

tit for tat, yeah, I'll go tit for tat.

Although it sounds kind of corny, then okay, you know, she's like, oh, I like your bracelet, and I'm like, I like your choker.

So, uh, so ultimately, Frank five day, huge success.

Maybe we should have started with a lesser personality because how do you beat 100 people now?

Unless you bring like...

Oh, I think if you were

to be BQ Day, yeah.

Yeah, I think they were doing it.

But then you're not getting ants.

You're getting IJ people spilling out.

Which is, you know, which is okay.

As long as they buy some.

Hey, their money's green.

Yeah.

But yeah,

I'm happy to inform everyone that it was the highest grossing day of sales ever at the Telm Steve Dave general store.

Wow, really?

Because you were a little nervous.

Are you, period?

Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.

We did

$1,200, and we have to do minus the $640 for the pins,

the $100 for the lithographs,

the money we paid the cameramen, the three cameramen, and everybody.

We broke even.

No, no, no.

We lost money.

But

it's not about

making a profit that day.

It was about sending goodwill and

making the TSD town

residents who could come.

It was about just having a day to not worry about the bottom line.

Yeah.

And that's a big deal for you.

Oh, yeah.

You're a bottom line guy.

Yeah.

I've learned that the bottom line, if you only adhere to the bottom line,

you may lose part of your humanity.

Put that on a bumper sticker.

You're selling it soon.

There's more to life than the bottom line.

Nice.

I'm just dropping them like fucking.

Bumper sticker after a bumper sticker.

Available online at tellingstape.com.

Frank,

you have to get off by 3 o'clock, right?

Right.

Yeah, I have a school meeting, but actually, I texted, or not texted, I emailed my boss, so I told him if I was going to be late.

He knows I might be late, so it's not a problem.

I'm doing an interview about the day I did at a general store, right?

No, I also have a question for the table because

I'll tell you how I felt about it afterwards.

This also involves Mary Beth.

She got a text from her mom, and her mom sent a picture of lingerie, and she said, Hey, I'm not going to use this, or I bought this.

I bought this with some intentions, but they never panned out.

I thought you might want it.

I mean,

that's a rough text to get.

Oh, my God.

And I was like,

that was my reaction.

Like, I was like, why would she ever say that?

And on top of it, I'm like,

wait, your mom's going to give you laundry that she bought but isn't going to use?

And

what were these?

Are they the same size?

I guess, like, some sort of.

I would think so.

I would think so.

I would think so.

Because I looked at it.

They looked more like, because she showed me the picture, they looked more like costumes like you would see.

Like in Deadwood.

No, she's not modeling them.

no like like in deadwood if you like side

side tolerance place no no no this would be something she'd only wear for her husband right

that is

that is literally one of the cringiest fucking things i think i don't think that could i could ever dream up i like i think that's only a writer could dream it up let alone happen in real life she had to have been just like mortified who mary back i'd rather have me rub my feet yeah absolutely Absolutely.

Than to have my mother

tell me that, hey, I got this for your father, but I guess he's not interested in sex anymore.

Maybe your husband is.

I don't know if that was the case.

What other fucking things didn't work out then?

Some people don't like lingerie.

I got to say that.

What other reason could there be?

Maybe she lost weight or gained weight.

Who knows?

Like, they don't fit anymore.

What's a person to leap to when you get that?

Like things didn't work out.

Your father is way past the age of being interested in me sexually.

Your dad's impotent.

It's the lingerie itself.

I don't care.

Then you say that.

Then you say that then.

You don't leave this vague gray, nasty, dark cloud hanging over both of you and your daughter that like, oh my God, my father's not into my mother anymore sexually.

And my mother thinks that I should wear this for my husband, who's probably probably on his way to that fucking point soon, anyway.

Yeah, I'm like a couple steps behind him.

Like, who are we going to give it to next?

You get a sisterhood of the traveling patients.

I'll send this overnight to you because

you need to wear it as soon as you're talking about it.

Time is of the essence.

What makes it even worse is that by her, say she accepts the lingerie.

Now you have it open for a conversation.

I mean, next time they're talking, you know, Mary Beth's mom's saying, you know, hey, how'd the lingerie work out?

Or I'm saying to her, why didn't it work out?

And the whole time, let's say she accepts it.

Did she accept it?

She did not.

Let's say she did accept it and she put it into use.

Would you be able to forget where it came from, the context, and her head on Mary Beth's body as you're taking it off?

Was it unworn?

It was unworn.

Unworn.

Okay.

Right?

I mean, the whole time, wouldn't you be like, oh my God, there's this sorrowed history to this.

What am I supposed to think about?

This fabric.

What am I supposed to think about other than your mom?

I mean,

I don't really, I'm not a big lingerie guy anymore.

Yeah.

So immediately I would be like, even if she was like, hey, here's a gift certificate at Mary Beth.

I'm going to go get some laundry.

I'd be like, eh, you know, whatever.

But knowing that she went and she picked it out

and she

waited and waited until the most opportune moment presented itself, and then it never did until she's like, hey, daughter,

would would you like this

gently used?

I don't know if you know when their anniversary is.

I don't know.

But I'm going to say we're just past Valentine's Day.

So that could be one of the things that

like she bought it on Valentine's Day.

Could have been.

But to answer your question, no, the entire time she was wearing it, that's all I could think about.

See, the speculation that we're doing here?

Right.

All that text can do is cause speculation, unless you flat out say, like, hey, someone gave this to me, and it does, you know, obviously I can't fit into it, yada, yada, something.

I wanted it at Chinese auctions.

It arrived till eight.

Just putting things didn't work out the way I wanted them to, so I can't use this, just lead you down a really dark path that no child should ever go down

with evolving their children.

Your parents, yeah, I agree.

I agree.

I think people say your childhood is over when you realize your parents are mortal.

Yeah.

I think this is like when your innocence ends.

Edgar did offer me a cocksock in the shape of an elephant, though.

Yeah, and what was also surprising is how little she seemed to be surprised

that she wasn't weirded out by this?

She, not really, not as much as I thought she should have been.

And maybe you're right.

Maybe like she took her cues from me where I'm like, what?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I was feeling the same thing.

She's crazy.

Yeah, she just got to read the room before she fucking emotes any kind of reaction.

Yeah, she's like, how's he feeling today?

I mean, how's he feeling this hour?

Well, she'll have to learn after being married for a little while that not everything has to be shared with the husband.

I mean, she didn't need to tell you that her mom was giving her lingerie for you.

No, yeah, she should have just shown up in it, and I might have been like, ooh, la la.

Because it it did.

It looked very French.

It was very satiny and silky and shit.

That looks good on you, Mary Beth, but I think it looked better on your mother.

Well,

text her, see if she wants to.

How ironic.

Funny, you should ask.

Yeah, that was

something else.

I thought that was unusual.

Yeah.

But I don't say the least.

But I don't have that.

I never had the talk with my parents.

Nobody ever sat me down with the sex talk.

I imagine the same was with you, right?

Nobody sat you down and was like.

Right, but we're talking like apples and oranges here.

But I mean, that would develop that kind of

relationship.

And openness, yeah.

There's total

no need for any adult child to have that kind of open dialogue about that with their parents.

None.

Any age.

Any age.

Yeah.

Right?

I can't imagine.

Figure it out on your own.

Yeah, I can't imagine any benefits that come from having that kind of an open dialogue about such things.

I had one experience with my mother.

I think I told about it on the show.

Pillow on my face.

I know.

No, no, no.

I think it was CD World in Union.

And there was like a piece of.

You told me this one?

It was like a, I think it was a Sports Illustrated laser disc or something.

And I said to my, this is after she came out to me.

And I had said something like, oh, this is something we could both enjoy.

And it did not go over any review as well as she worked my mind to.

Oh, wait, you said that to her?

Yes.

Oh.

Because we can both enjoy it.

But was your mother into like, was she into lipstick ones, or was she into going to look more like you?

UPS driving.

You.

I looked different back then.

I'm sure you didn't have the beard.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

No, her girlfriend at the time, she was a physi teacher.

So.

Thin, mean, you know, but kind of masculine.

Kind of masculine.

No, not masculine, no.

No.

No.

Most gym teacher, female gym teachers have a kind of a rep as being kind of masculine.

Yeah, but like a like Russian masculine.

She was very.

What, like she's fucking down in vodka and lifting logs over her?

No, like you picture like I must break you.

Yeah.

That's when I picture female gym teachers.

That's what I think of.

Like

the cartoony one.

It was the 80s.

Everybody was into Russians.

Yeah, exactly.

No, she was, I would say she was more towards the femme side.

Her girlfriend.

She liked

her thick one.

Her girlfriend at that time was more towards the femme side.

Her second one, Helen, she was more towards the she collected payphones.

So she was more towards the female.

All the shit that comes out of that.

That means nothing to the conversation.

With very short, like mullet-type hair.

Do you feel you have too much information about your mother's sexuality

by her telling you that?

I already think that, just for hearing that one story.

Do you think that too much was revealed to you by your mother in terms of like

the things that you guys spoke about

once she came out?

I don't believe so.

No.

Okay.

All right.

That's good.

Well, you probably learned just as much as you needed to know.

Yeah, and more than I wanted to know at some points in time.

Because

we shared a house for a time.

So yeah, like I remember the one time I came out of the bedroom and I heard noises coming from the other side of the wall.

And I was like, no, no, no, got to get downstairs.

Don't want to hear this.

Don't want to hear this.

And I did mention it later

because I didn't want to hear it again.

So, how do you say?

You're like, you guys got to keep it down?

Yeah, so it was something along those lines.

Oh, my God.

I couldn't even bring myself to say that.

Oh, my God.

I just punctured before.

You can just picture the way I bluntly say things.

It did not, yeah, it wasn't as

her reaction aghast?

No, because I think she realized, I think she just realized how loud they must have gotten.

So

That's horrific.

That's horrific.

That's why I didn't want to hear it again.

So I was like,

put this out there.

Stop.

Is it too wild or just too.

Like, is it just springs bouncing or is it like...

Oh, it was moaning.

Oh, God.

And I'm not sure which one of them it was.

So.

I was like, I don't want to hear it again.

So.

How can you never unhear it?

Exactly.

I can't hear it right now, can't you?

Yes.

And I didn't want to hear any more of it.

I'm happy.

I'm content with the damage that I had.

I didn't want more.

I would have loved less.

Well,

listen,

I want to thank you for putting this image in my head and ready to go and have a meeting with my boss.

Plus, I just just want to tell you, keep it down.

All right, Frank.

Thank you.

Good to talk to you, buddy.

Have a good time.

All right, guys.

Take it easy.

All right.

Mary, you'll never believe what I just heard.

Wow.

Yeah, I mean,

you are,

you just, it never surprises me.

I should be surprised.

And I should always be like on the

aware, like, you know, just be

ready for any new bizarre revelation that comes out of this guy's mouth.

But

he is a fountain.

All of a sudden.

A fountain.

When you think you've heard it all.

Something triggers that memory suddenly.

Oh, boy.

Let's take a break in the fun to talk about Raycon.

Ooh, Raycon.

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Oh, yeah.

He is like

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He's like, you know what?

I like tech, he said after he got the raycons.

He's like,

I am going full tech.

He goes, no more CDs.

He's like, it's all streaming for.

It's all digital now, huh?

Yep.

Good for him.

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What else can you listen to?

I guess a movie, but...

Or like maybe like white noise if you're trying to go to sleep, something like that.

Yeah.

Someone's speech.

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What causes it?

I don't know.

It's some kind of inner ear thing.

It's exposure to loud noises in previous,

you know, previously.

Were you exposed to a lot of loud noise?

Maybe just Edgar yelling at me when I was young.

But it couldn't

like rock shows.

Yeah, but I mean, we're talking about, it's not like you were at a rock show every week.

I mean, weren't your rock shows like, you know, kind of

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Yeah.

But I like

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You really want to have her maybe be a little bit of a drink.

No, no, no.

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Our ears are older.

I mean, it's not like I'm any younger.

It's like, but it has gotten worse, though.

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Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Walt, I always like to bring

poop news to

the show.

And I saw Kid Rock had a, I guess he has a bar or a restaurant or something.

Yeah, a bar in Nashville.

And this guy, Nicholas Adam Newhart,

was drunk.

And a cop came in.

A couple of cops came in to

break up this rowdiness.

And he began swinging and eventually hit.

them with his colostomy bag

which exploded on the two officers and got his excrement all over them

Now, for anybody who's like, all cops are fucking assholes and bastards, it's like, this is some of the shit they got to deal with.

No, it tended.

Yeah, this is some of the stuff they got to deal with, man.

Like, I don't believe I'll ever have a job where that's going to be potentially an issue.

Yeah.

But who's the guy?

Who's the guy that's like.

And again, I'll be like, wait, wait, what was that?

Oh, oh.

And are they trying to duck and dodge it?

Because you have to seize him, right?

Like, if he's acting crazy, yeah.

Because they don't come into the bar unless they're not.

Now, why is it important that Kid Rock owns the bar?

I don't think it is.

I think it's like that's what.

Is that just someone trying to dig it?

No, I think it's clickbait because it's like, hey, Kid Rock.

And people are like, oh, there's a name I recognize.

Because shockingly, if it were just, hey, man swings colostomy bag and hits cops with excrement, it's not sexy enough.

It's still clickbait, isn't it?

I would click it.

I think it's just adding more sprinkles onto the Sunday, as it were.

And it happened to be at Kid Rock's bar.

Well, I know Kid Rock is a staunch Republican, so maybe

they're taking a little jab at him for that, you know.

You know, here's the kind of stuff that goes on at a Trumpy bar.

Yeah, okay.

Possible.

Who knows?

People like to drag politics into everything.

I just, yeah.

Yeah.

And another one.

Like, like, do you wear that uniform ever again?

No matter how much it's off.

They have to give you a new one.

Yeah, I have one for you.

Did you hear about the

divorce of Bill Gates and his wife?

I did.

That is some settlement.

I don't know anything about the settlement, but I wanted to ask you,

did your wife hear about it too?

She did not.

I don't think she reads the news at all, ever.

Because I would be like, does that cause concern, though?

Like, I think any married couple hearing that they're getting divorced has to be

concerned and be like, damn, man, because

how could you be unhappy?

Oh, if it could happen to Bill Gates?

Yeah, how could you be unhappy?

But was it maybe because Bill Gates had a girlfriend, though,

that I think he was visiting here and there.

Yeah, I think she allowed one night a year that he could spend with his ex-girlfriend who could you imagine suggesting that?

And she's married to somebody famous.

I can't.

So now, why do you agree to that only because he's Bill Gates, right?

And only because he's one of the most powerful men on the planet.

There could have been a side agreement as well on the other side that's just in making

it okay, because I'm thinking: like, if you were, if, if that couple with all the money on the planet can't find happiness, I mean, what's what hope is there for just Joe Schmoz, though?

So, does that reinforce the old axiom of that money can't buy happiness?

I guess it does in some way, but I'm like,

like, if you have everything,

there is nothing,

there is nothing you can't acquire or do,

and you're still not happy and even you're even getting one night a year out with your ex-girlfriend yeah and it's still not good enough what hope is there for joe schmos the the guy she's married to okay so i guess he put it in their prenup damn he's a genius i should have done that what was it what was in the prenup that he's uh allowed to spend a long weekend every year at a cozy beach cottage with his old girlfriend

damn he made sure the bizarre arrangement was part of the deal when he married melinda french in 1994.

Wow, that's a long time they've been married.

What do you

do on that one night that is like

that you're like you have to have it, though?

And now I believe the ex-girlfriend's also married.

Yeah, she's married to not Kevin Klein, not a famous guy, but his detective brother, Alex Klein.

Now, how much does he have to give that girlfriend to partake in this yearly rendezvous?

Because look at him.

I mean, come on right if he doesn't have fucking bill gates money there's not a chance on the planet that she's like yeah okay for the next

forever forever i'm going to meet you no matter even if i'm married i'm going to meet you on an island for a one-night rendezvous every year the close pair continued making the yearly jaunt down the south down south together even after breaking up in 1987

when winblad who at 70 is five years older than gates yeah you kind of do forget that they're

they're really old.

So they were going to like a festival or something?

The secluded trips involved everything from riding dune buggies to hang gliding in quiet strolls on the beach.

We share our thoughts about the world and ourselves, she told them.

Oh, it's not physical then?

It's all

you can share your thoughts on the world

through Microsoft Messenger.

I'm sure he's got the premium version.

Boom, get him dropping the mic.

Taking down the powerful truth.

It's not just talking, talking, Dave.

It is not just talking.

So, how much does there?

So, you think there's some kind of stipend?

Like, not like a prostitute, because that would be too insulting.

Well, why not?

But do like buyers are an expensive gift.

You know, there is.

There's got to be.

Now, hasn't he

hasn't he promised to donate most of his fortune to like charities upon his death?

So, by her taking half of that, she would be depriving.

She didn't take half.

Okay.

She took $1.2 billion in stock.

Oh,

that's all.

Yeah.

Can you imagine you marry a guy and you're just like, yeah, I'm going to be a billionaire.

Or marrying a woman.

Like, you marry a woman.

You're like, wow, now I'm a billionaire.

It's inconceivable.

Right.

That's what I'm saying.

It's hard to imagine that,

like, what happens that you're not happy?

Like, there is nothing.

That should stand in the way, though, because there's no mountain that can't be climbed with that much money.

It's that, you know,

you have space.

Okay,

in your thousand-room mansion, you can have your own space when you want it.

You can have your own house.

Separate house.

Okay, that's.

Yeah.

How come you cannot make it?

How do you not be able to make this work when you have that?

Even if you don't make it work, then just pretend you're swinging.

I mean, if you can't make it work, it's very easy.

Because she knows she has that

in her back pocket.

They're like, well, if we get divorced, I'm still going to be fucking super rich beyond

what most people would ever

and she's very philanthropic as well, I believe, because that's the film that Linda Gates found.

And it's like, I think of my last girlfriend, it's like, even if she came into it with fucking $20 billion,

I would still be insanely unhappy and not want to be there.

Unless I could take yearly jaunts.

But I imagine

the billion dollars soothes

a little bit of the rough edges that were going on, though.

It would make a lot of

palatable and digestible stuff.

Rather than zero?

Yes, yes, definitely.

But I mean, if you're living separate lives and everything else like that, the only thing really holding you together is that piece of paper.

So,

you know,

why would you, is it just for appearance's sake?

Especially if everyone knows that you're like separated.

I don't know.

It just made me go, like, man, like, what

if they can't get along and they can't make it work?

I mean, that's, that's tough because there should be,

I'm sorry, with that kind of money, there is nothing that like comes, should be in your way.

What's supposed to bug you?

What do you think?

What about $60 billion?

Yeah, like, what's bugging you?

Literally, the other person.

Like, you know, like, their mannerism starts getting onto your nerves.

After 27 years, maybe.

But this would be thinking that they're like living in a small house and they're eating right on top of each other.

But again,

but when you're pretty much living apart like 99% of the time, then

that's where you're finding happiness.

And all that's holding you together is that piece of paper.

So, you know, why not rip it up just to get over it?

You know, not that anything's going to change after you rip that piece of paper.

Why do you keep touching it?

You can't stop himself.

It's the thing in front of me.

I mean, you're...

I'm broken up about it.

Yeah, it really, it really.

It really put me in a bad spot when I found out that the gates weren't getting the divorce.

Did it make you question your marriage?

Because you're right at the 27-year mark, too.

No, but I just thought that those kids were going to get through it all.

I thought they were.

It's got a picture of them hanging in his living room.

Those kids that are 20 years older than me.

Debbie, if they can make it

bronze.

That is.

That's our relationship goals.

I'm going to leave you 1.2 billion if anything ever happens.

Let me read something to you real fast about Miundis before we go on.

Ah, Miundis.

I love Miundis.

oh i love them summer is coming and for so many of us it's the season of discomfort hot and you could just sit around in your if you could just sit around in your underwear you would well guess what with meundis you can evidently uh meundis wants to make this the summer of comfort and they want you to know that

that if you want to sit around in your underwear that's absolutely allowed can i just interrupt a commercial for a second are you going to say what i think you're going to say so the other day we're we're we were shooting something you weren't here and um we're shooting something in the general store and we put the curtain curtain up like the curtain up is right now, the sound blanket, so nobody can see in.

And Giddam has to get into a costume.

And he says to me,

do you mind if I wear the costume without pants?

Because it's hard to get, you know,

it's too constricting.

Right.

Because Chuck and Gina were here as well.

Yeah.

And I was like, well, as long as you have underwear on.

Now, were you wearing me and these?

No, I was like, all my mendies burned up at the fire.

Just say yes.

Why can't you, why are you so stupid?

Why can't you just?

Because I want a free underwear.

Why do I have to wink?

Because I was trying to get free underwear.

Okay.

Go again.

You were wearing your meundies, right?

Yes, I was wearing my meundis.

And I said to myself, as he started to parade or walk around in his meundies,

the only thing that could top this right now is if somebody from the stash side, particularly the female they have working in there, just strolls through at this moment and then catches him in his underwear.

And as if on Q.

Lo and behold.

as if on Q,

she comes around the corner and catches get him a sight, you know, that,

I don't know, that, you know, that I imagine

only a privileged few have seen, right?

So she.

What was the expression?

Was it one of like,

confusion.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Why are they doing this?

Why am I seeing this?

This is a workplace.

Well, again, the blanket was up right that that's don't come a knocking if the blanket yeah it's a universal signal

sock in the door blanket

go ahead okay that was it that's pretty funny uh so uh miundis makes it easy to match too you can match your bottom half to your better half or halves yes you can match your friends too miundi's helps you find matching pairs in a style or color or print of undies that's right for you and your boo

gosh boh says boo Yeah, it's boo.

Yeah, I know.

I'm going to say Bo.

Well, they're

better, too.

For you and your Bo.

The only thing worse than Bo is Betty.

Yeah, they got it.

We're not the demographic that they're looking at.

They're looking for the younger people.

People who look good in Miundi's.

Because who doesn't love a secret twinning moment?

Oh, come on.

Miyundi's has a great offer.

God damn it.

Miundi's has a great offer for the listeners for any first-time purchasers.

You get 15% off and free shipping.

Wow.

Miundi's also has their problem-free philosophy.

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So to get your 15% off your first order and free shipping, go to myundis.com/slash t-esd.

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So comfortable.

The general store has a problem-free philosophy.

Do they?

Yeah.

Yeah, we've adapted it.

No refunds, no returns.

No problem.

So

Pam and my sister and Autumn and my aunt and Mary Bethy all went to a girl's lunch, right?

I won't bore you with the details of it, but my nephew Hunter got all his nose out of joint because he's like, well, why, why?

Because he wanted to go.

He wanted to go to the girl.

Why?

That's why I questioned why that was going on.

All I could think of was like, so let's say this lunch takes two hours.

I was like, that's two hours for me, just me, you know?

Just hang out and don't have to worry about anybody or anything, right?

How old is Hunter?

He's 20s.

Yeah, he's 25 or something.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

I'm picturing like some eight-year-olds.

Okay.

No.

So he suggested that we have a boys' dinner, but he wants to have it at a strip club.

Now, is the obvious answer, because like, I've been to strip clubs with Darren.

I've been to strip clubs with Eric.

Not with Hunter ever.

But the question is, is it my duty to go to a strip club with Edgar?

He wants Edgar to come too?

Well, I figure Edgar's part of the boys, right?

Yeah.

Edgar likes a good set of titties, I bet.

He's really a titty.

No,

this feels

like moaning from the other room.

Tell him, Steve Dave.