#475: King Thong
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Uh, my father and I shared a bedroom.
I was happy for fish day.
Can we talk?
Tell him, Steve, Dave.
Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em, Steve.
Dave, I look around the table here, Walt, and I see no BQ.
No BQ.
He's off
stationing, right?
He's jet setting.
He's getting some R ⁇ R.
Much needed, I guess.
I mean, he has had COVID for months on end.
I guess he must be feeling better if he's
going on vacation.
Yeah, because it's not like he traveled down to Florida.
He went out of the country.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
I thought he was in California.
No, no, he went to, well, this is what he told me anyway.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know why I assume that.
I could be wrong.
I mean, you're probably right.
I told you.
But instead of Q, you need two people to make up for Q.
So we got Giddem.
Addie All.
Who's making all of that?
Making noise.
He's good.
He's on a podcast as soon as it started.
He's making noise.
And
everybody loves Sunday, Jeff.
Sunday, Jeff, you could be the Joan Rivers of, you know, how Joan Rivers became the permanent replacement for Q.
Can we talk?
Wow, a Joan Rivers
joke.
Who gets that?
Is there anything that's not on your rubber plan?
As those
listening who are old enough to remember, when Joan Rivers was announced as the permanent sit-in for Johnny Carson, you know,
Sunday, Jeff, you may have become
tell him Steve Dave's Joan Rivers.
Get yourself some plastic surgery.
He's hosting the Grammys and Ozma.
See, Grammys or Chido the Oscars?
I don't know.
I'm not sure which one.
What I do know is that she got her own show and Johnny got pissed.
Oh, that's right, man.
She didn't tell him.
That was the thing.
I think it was a surprise, like, hey, guess what?
Now I'm your competition on Fox, it was, right?
Wasn't she on Fox?
I don't recall.
It probably was Fox or
maybe it was before Arsinio.
I don't remember.
But it didn't last very long, though.
I don't know.
I don't think anyone.
Well, the next guy that took over was pretty exciting.
He had a long tenure.
He's had to come out, though, and apologize for a lot of things he said during that tenure on the tonight show.
So I'm hoping, though, that
you'll never have to do that at a later future date.
I'll never apologize
for anything that Sunday may have said.
I guess, yeah, Fox never seemed to be able to put forth a late-night talk show that competed with the big three.
Chevy Chase?
Yeah, Magic Johnson.
Yeah, I think that's one of the things.
That was wrong with those.
I just like the Chevy Chase show.
I remember watching the Chevy Chase show, but it didn't seem to last.
I remember watching it.
Yeah.
You watched it live or on YouTube?
No, I watched it live on YouTube.
I mean, yeah, live on YouTube.
I watched it live on the little TV in
our bedroom at the apartment.
Who's our bedroom?
My father and I shared a bedroom for
just when you're like, there couldn't be any more revelations.
Not at all.
How old were you?
At a certain age, I moved into the air.
32?
No, were you an adult?
No, I'd say around 13 or 14.
I moved out into the living room and I would sleep on the floor in the living room.
You remember Willy Wonka?
We all slept in a one fucking bed?
Yeah.
Look at me, Charlie.
It was separate beds, but it was the same bedroom.
No, well, I mean,
I would have assumed that.
I didn't think you need clarification on that it was separate beds.
I did.
I was wavering.
So I finally made you say, like, I'm a big boy.
I'm going out in the living room.
I sleep on the floor.
My father snored horribly.
So
I would
go up and squeeze his nose and stuff like that to try to stop him from snoring.
Just his nose.
How does that go over?
When your father wakes up doing
your son squeezing his nose.
When you don't wake up,
it cuts off your oxygen.
He's like, I learned it from you, mom.
That's what it feels like.
I'm glad all you guys are here because this is also the cast of Patreon's the all-new Sunday Jeff Show.
This is true.
Mine is Tom.
And
I had an idea I wanted to pitch.
All right, let's hear it.
Sunday Campers.
We go on an overnight camping trip, and I know you're the wild card in this one.
Yeah, I think we're all wild cards.
I think, in theory, I think that's that would be awesome.
I got my hips.
How much fun would that be?
I got my reality until reality hits, and we really are there all night.
Yeah, like I figured late camping.
Oh, yeah, I've been camping.
Yeah, it's okay.
When's the last time you were really camping?
Like,
I'm assuming what you're proposing is old school tents on dirt,
no log cabin, no, no, fishing,
wild berries, I don't know, and
maybe trying to bag a rabbit or two for rabbits too.
Well, I think we could.
I mean, they make prepackaged food now.
Guido would be in charge of catching the rabbits, I think.
Last time I went camping would probably be like 96, somewhere in there.
Camping or glamping?
Camping with an ex-girlfriend.
No, camping.
What does glamping mean?
Glamping is like you like in a cabin, you bring like a generator with you, so you have like music and stuff.
People look down their nose at at the bottom.
Watch an HBO with a satellite disc.
Yeah, that kind of stuff.
Well, then we'd have to rent an R V.
But yeah, this would would just be regular camp.
You bring food, cook it, you know, cook some burgers, maybe.
I am 100% up for it.
Yeah.
I would do it.
Yeah.
I don't think we have to stay the night, though.
Just pretend.
Yeah, I think we can pretend.
Well, do you during the day and have just turn down the brightness?
But yeah, I would do that.
I mean,
I'm susceptible to a lot of nature's
insects.
Natural defenses.
You know, I'm like insects, poison ivy, anything poison
anything poison I can't touch again I'm I'm sure you could get a good mosquito net for them right
yeah I probably could I know my hammock tent hasn't built a mosquito net so a hammock tent yeah how often do you use that I've used it like twice yeah yeah did you ever use it with somebody beside your father
it's a one-person tent so yeah no oh I think it had a hammock weren't you talking about a hammock it's a hammock tent it's a a hammock and it's a tent.
It's all a combo.
So, have you ever been in lay with somebody else in a hammock?
In a hammock?
A big hammock, yeah.
Yeah, it's difficult, I would imagine, right?
Well, depending on the size of the hammock.
You guys got to move in unison.
One wrong move can propel you out.
You'll flip over and be on the ground.
Oh, you want Lil Gilligans Island, actually?
That's what he wants.
Hello, little booty.
Have you ever been capping Sony Jeff?
I have.
Yeah.
Both.
Both kinds.
With a
cam and
on the dirt.
When's the last last time you were on the dirt?
It actually wasn't that long ago.
It was when I was in Canada, probably about 10 years ago.
That's not that bad.
I heard you were
in the deepest, darkest woods of Canada, and some fucking
forest hillbilly fucking stuck his head out of the fucking bushes and actually knew who you were.
Is that correct?
Yeah.
I swear to God, he can't even actually know what I'm doing.
No, I'm not kidding.
It's true.
We were walking down to the lake.
The guy was just like, it's like, you're a Sunday job.
Like, yeah, I guess I am you know
like whatever one of those huge it was a lake ontario or whatever
it was one of the bigger lakes I really don't remember but it was when we were up there and we're walking down to go to the lake and the guy just stopped me and he's like so even in Canada how much enjoyment do you get out of that like that little like that Sunday Jeff is recognized in the middle of the fucking I thought it was I mean in my mind I thought it was a deliverance episode was about to happen and thank God that he recognized you were Sunday Jeff and didn't fucking do anything you know ned baity is shit He was about to make him pray.
I got to respect this man.
He'd make me know Ned Baity.
Not for your appearances on Telm Steve.
Dave, you know, the...
I was the Ottawa.
I said, you school for a bit.
But I'm going to make it happen.
I will set up a camping trip for us, an overnight camping trip.
I like it.
Yeah.
Who knows?
Just for the day.
We'll see.
Well, Giddam will be our key guy because he'll have to be the one to set shit up.
I mean set it up where we can go and I mean I guess we can go anywhere, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Well, there's like Cheesequake.
That's pretty close.
Parkground.
Well, is that really camping though?
Where you see families throwing frisbees and
maybe
like a Boy Scout camp, something like that?
No.
What are you thinking?
I'll breathe my hammock.
Many hammocks, bad a hammock.
No, like a boy, like a Boy Scout camp.
Banana hammock.
Where did I hear that from?
Where was that from?
We were just talking about it.
It's my ex's Twitter handle.
Oh.
She was banana hammock.
You know,
did you ever ask her what that meant?
I think it refers to like
the underwear that some guys wear.
They call the banana hammock.
Yeah, but did you ever ask her why that was her handle?
No,
I don't remember.
Weren't curious?
It's like maybe it was more seedy.
Hoping.
Yeah.
Is it a fetish or something?
Hiding not out.
No, it was not.
No.
You tried it?
No,
I don't want to wear those things.
What kind of bathing suits do you wear?
Yes.
Just railing.
Board shorts.
No, I would not want to see that at all.
I think I own like one thong in my lifetime.
You've owned one?
Yeah.
What'd you do with it?
I picked it up.
It was like on clearance at Target.
And I was just like, you know what?
Let me try.
This is...
Got lost in the crack.
Get him in a thong.
No, this is during my weight loss journey.
Fucking nut hanging out of here.
I don't care if it's 99% off.
What possesses you to be like, yo, I'm going to try this.
I was losing weight, and I'm like, I'm trying new.
Try to lose your penny lines and your jeans.
I mean, what would be the
longest time, I was always tidy whiteys, and I tried boxers, and I was like, wow, they're change your life.
Yeah.
And then you're like, maybe I can happen again.
And you strike twice.
So it did not work out that way, though.
But the horror of like bending down and somebody like your thong popping out.
Like it's different.
Like nobody wants to see like plumber's crack.
People don't care that much about boxers.
Gillam's whale tail.
I don't know if people would be into it.
So how many times did you wear it?
How many of you still have it?
Probably.
It's probably sold at the farm somewhere.
Yeah, and then like in a draw.
Dude, you know how much money that could fetch right now?
That could be this stuff.
You know how much money that could fetch right now if we all signed it?
It should be in the case.
Yeah, we could put it behind.
Let's at least put it in a frame and hang it in there.
And we'll put it right next to Q's hair over there for two.
No, in the new studio, that could be framed now.
We need new
props and new pieces of memorabilia to get people to come down here.
And I think the Giddem thong on display would bring in King Tut level of
viewers from the 70s.
Next time I go to the farm, I will look for it.
Okay.
What color was it?
Want to say blue, maybe?
This is years ago.
Much like you get them,
I got tired of tidy whiteys.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to boxers.
But then I went to like cotton boxers, so it was kind of the same thing.
Now I'm on the boxer briefs because of
we get them from Meandy's.
Right.
But there was no part of me that was like, oh, maybe I'll go thong.
Like, I'd probably wear nothing prior to wearing a thong.
Yeah, there would be no advantage.
I think of it like for like for a time I tried those, like, you know, those below-the-ankle socks.
Right.
Oh, the no-show.
Yeah, and I was just like, yeah, it didn't work.
But what did you think was going to be the benefits of it?
I didn't know.
It was like, okay,
it was on sale for like a dollar.
Feeling salty.
The only reason that girls wear them is so they don't have panty lines?
I believe so, yeah.
So, yeah, unless you're like really, really overly concerned with your panty lines.
I should go out and see
somebody.
Canvas, those thick-ass canvas fucking pants that you wear.
But I was just like, I said, these are on sale.
Let me go pick them up.
Let me try them out and see what it's like.
How many times?
How long did you try it for?
I think, like I said, one or two times.
Yeah, they didn't stick in the rotation.
You could get it over my chin.
Yes, yes.
Thank God your dad finds that shit.
First, he'd be hopeful and then he would be shattered.
My father doesn't do laundry.
He always brings it to the place and has it done for him.
Now, did any girls see in it?
i think i was i had broken up uh the the my dummy for the blind with banana hammock
this had to be on clearance in the girls section right because they don't make men's thongs yeah yeah they do yeah i've never seen a car store yes i mean they make they make quote men's thongs end quote
i mean i can't remember exactly what they're called but yeah it's it's
i've never seen them for sale like in target or no i would think if you're going to buy something like that, it would be on like Amazon or Adam and Eve.
Right, yeah.
Something like that.
Are you going to search for some
so did it did you have to find the perfect size?
Because if if it if it's too
you know
the right size, it's a total fucking train wreck, right?
I said I just bought it for the size that I was comfortable that I was wearing
don't get preoccupied looking for it.
Here it is.
What is your girl's size?
They're on Target.
Yeah.
Target.com.
Men's Thoughts.
Yeah.
Bikini underwear.
Wow.
He's not lying.
String bikini six-pack.
Wow.
All right.
Take it back.
Instore?
It's 2021, I guess.
That's Haines, made by Haynes.
But this is like a single.
I thought, you know, maybe it might show, you know, it just, you know, might accentuate things.
So did you, this would be a time when you were like, did you spend like a whole morning like walking around Collingwood at Flea Market?
Chest pumped out.
Getting your thong all scrolled.
This was kind of before the
flea market era.
So
that was kind of like I had hit a, you know, things that kind of went bad and stuff.
Started going to, you know, to satisfy some urge inside me, to fill some empty hole.
Did you feel different when you were wearing it around?
Again, I really don't remember.
It was like 10 plus years.
Ways higher.
Get him.
I know you're
a guy who pays attention to the internet.
Yes.
So surely you have heard of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy.
Yes.
Are you guys familiar with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy?
They told me he was on Smodco.
He was, yeah, Jensen.
He used to be on Smodco long ago.
So this guy we know, Jensen Karp, he was a rapper when he was younger, and he went under the name Hot Carl.
I don't think he raps anymore.
He found shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
See, I'll show you right there Sunday.
That's what he found in his cinnamon toast crunch.
And
then he went on to look a little more and he said he found rat shit basically, so there's the shrimp tails in his hand.
And you can see they're covered with like cinnamon sugar or whatever.
And then he found this.
Which is like rat shit baked into the
squares.
Now this is after having eaten a bowl already.
This is what he found.
This is the same box, supposedly?
Same box.
Yeah, he said he also found some string in it.
Like a
box or something.
It was one of those family pack boxes that has two different bags in it.
Okay.
So, because I know one of the bags had packing tape on it for some reason.
So it says here that telltale sign that that's something that
you would buy anything like it.
I would never ever buy something that was re-taped, especially food.
Like the bag, the bag is in the box.
The bag is even worse.
That's what I'm saying.
I would have thrown it in the garbage.
I think he said that that was the second bag.
That was the second tag.
I didn't notice it first.
So I guess it's how the shrimp tails got in there and got sugared, who knows?
But he tweeted to
General Mills?
Was it General Mills?
Yeah, I think General Mills.
I think General Mills
makes Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
And they were sort of like cavalier in their response.
Yeah, like, hey, we'll send you a new box.
And he's like, I don't want a new box because it is.
It's like, it's beyond gross.
What do you want, though?
If you're MC
hot Carl, MC
shrimp, shrimp man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want a bunch.
Can your silence be bought?
Fuck you.
Oh, of course it could.
That's a real question.
Like, why are you?
Why is there a pause there?
I thought you were going to ask me something else, but yeah, oh, my silence could be bought easily.
It's just weird because you're like, how did shrimp tails get into
cereal?
I don't make anything with shrimp.
Well, the General Mills
must bring in shrimp for something that they
don't think it's in their cereal factories.
But they must make more at their factories than just cereal.
I don't think it was a matter of fact.
They could do seafood, though.
No, I would think a cereal factory just makes boxed up.
It's being boxed up.
They're doing multiple.
This factory is doing multiple lines of
shrimp, you would more than likely guess would have to be refrigerated.
So it would have to be a refrigerated plant, which is not something you would normally keep cereal in.
Cereal doesn't have to be refrigerated.
So poking holes in MC Chris's.
I'm just saying is I don't, it seems weird that they would come from General Mills.
I'm not saying it wasn't tampered with, but I would say it doesn't seem like it would be tampered with.
The other bag was fine, though.
The other bag, it seems it was taped shut.
Yeah, and that's why I think he said they found like string and stuff in some, yeah.
The weird thing is that the shrimp tails do have sugar on them.
And General Mills tried to tell them that it was just clumped sugar.
But it is like I'm on a subreddit called What Is This Thing?
And sometimes people post stuff that they find in their cereal, like chip bags and stuff.
And a lot of times it's like the seasoning sometimes clumps together and breaks loose.
Right.
I mean, I know that, but these are so clearly shrimp to me.
Yeah, there's no doubt about it.
Where's the shrimp?
That's what I want to know.
Yeah.
But I can understand how they got sugar on them because if they were even just a little bit moist, that sugar would you know would stick to it as it was being shaken around in the bag.
If General Mills' insurance company to do a little bit of investigation about this, I would you
are the guy I would want on the case.
Because I remember, I don't know, do you guys remember the Wendy's chili thing?
Lady found a finger in her chili, and it turned out it was,
they got the finger from someone who got their finger cut off at work from a friend of the lady's husband, and they stuck it in their chili.
So
it was a planted.
Yes, it was planted.
What about the penis, though, in the soup?
Remember that one?
That was a couple years ago, too.
Remember?
She was eating it, and it was a real, like, it was a real penis.
I don't know if that was a fancy.
Or you find like a chicken head in your sandwich at Wendy's or something.
Yeah.
would be fun.
But see, that I can understand.
Like a chicken head in a chicken sandwich makes sense.
I'd like that too.
Deep-fried chicken head.
But like finding like a fish head in a burger, that'd be strange.
Because you don't picture those two factories being anywhere close to each other.
Yeah, there was a spade of like, I guess it was in the 80s.
It's like, oh, I found a hypodermic needle in my Pepsi can, you know, like that kind of shit.
Yeah.
That would really,
really fuck with me.
It would really, really scare me off ever eating.
Well, you couldn't.
You couldn't ever eat cinnamon toast Crunch again, right?
Yeah, but I mean, anything, like even the slight, even any of the things you mentioned would really, really
harm me mentally, that I would be very reluctant to ever try anything.
You know, I would be eating,
I don't even know what.
Solo and Green?
I don't even know what.
I would be so affected emotionally that it would be very difficult for me to get over that.
I remember seeing,
I was walking into KFC and I saw a dead baby bird on the the sidewalk and I couldn't go inside because, even though I knew it had nothing to do with KFC, I was just like, oh my God.
I'm about to eat a bird.
So I left.
I came out and was gone.
So you can empathize when people sue companies because it's you.
Okay.
Yeah, emotionally and mental distress.
Yeah.
What if you had a seafood allergy?
That's what everybody was saying.
It's like, that's the big problem here.
What would happen?
I have a seafood allergy.
Some people get really, really sick.
It's like
I can't smell seafood at all.
I think there's a lot of things that you you can't smell.
I think it's just seafood.
No, I'm telling you, I have a real adverse reaction to it.
Like my head spins.
My stomach gets all
nauseous and my back sweats.
Just smelling it?
Just smelling seafood.
Really?
Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah, raw fish could be pretty
overpowering.
I'll go so far as to say I don't like favor the smell, but nothing like that happens to me.
It's just like, ugh.
Do you
walk by the fish market and you start throwing up?
My wife said my face will will just turn a totally different color, like some sort of weird color that shouldn't be the color of flesh, like a greenish pale.
And that's just if like if I drive by a red lobster
while I'm driving, like it like for a couple seconds, like my whole body just transforms.
It's just definitely.
Oh, you windows up.
Hold your breath for three minutes.
When we were in school, I would see him like that on Friday nights.
Sometimes I knew he got into some bad pussy.
I mean,
but at school when
like alternating Fridays were like it was either pizza or the next Friday was fish.
Remember
oh my god it was all I could do not
to keep it together man when they were trotting out that fucking garbage.
Nasty.
Was it like square fish pads?
Yeah.
You had a fish stick guy huh?
Wasn't a fish stick kid.
Here you go.
That was my mother's go-to when I was young.
Mrs.
Paul's fish sticks.
And like when I knew that was for dinner, I was like, fuck, I would rather not eat.
Disgusting.
I remember this.
This is what kind of dad I am, though.
When we first had my first kid,
on Mondays, I remember I was alternating Mondays with you.
So on Mondays, Sunday, Jeff would work at the Stash so I could spend time
at home.
And my wife had to go to work, so I had to watch Caitlin.
Very young at this point.
And my wife told me, left me notes for that Monday that I had to make her fish sticks because she loved fish sticks.
And I was just like, okay.
I mean,
I know that I'm not
like, I can do it.
It's my kid.
You know, I'm a dad now.
I got to overcome these things.
I remember opening the box and reeling and thinking that, like, oh my God, I'm going to pass out.
I can't pass out because I'm the only one here.
I'm the only one here.
If I pass out, no one would be watching her.
So I'm like,
the fish sticks.
She rust.
It was brutal.
Like the box, I did not expect it.
I thought they were frozen.
It wouldn't have a terrible odor.
I thought I'd be dealing with an odor once they were in the oven, heated up.
But, you know, I powered through it and I was able to deliver fish sticks and high-sea, a boxed high-sea
lunch.
I watched it through the other room.
I'm throwing it there.
Yeah, I was outside.
I was outside screaming at her.
I was like when you're done, tell daddy when you're done so you can come in.
Do not choke.
Bubble dad.
You don't even read about the tarnish sauce.
Thank God she grew out of that phase where she was at the fish sticks.
Nobody eats Neighbor Kids.
No one eats fish.
No way.
Yeah, nobody eats fish in my house except for shrimp and lobster and crab.
Bottom-dwelling crustaceans.
I like tilapia.
Like the pre-made patties.
It was really good.
We're used to seafood, right?
Something like that.
Didn't we go to a steakhouse one day and you fucking ordered like fucking multiple dishes or something?
Swords.
Seafood tower.
Haddock.
I ate a lot of food.
It reminds me of that Goldberg episode where they go to beef.
They say Charlie's.
Barry is like, I think I'm going to get the fish.
Everybody's like, no, Rats, Beef, Lake Charlie.
You get a steak.
He's like, nope, I'm going to get the beef.
Somebody went to a steakhouse and didn't even like the steak.
Rat eats fucking Sizzler or Denny's or wherever it was.
They took off mid-meal.
I was like, what is this with legs?
It's got arms.
It looked like when they uncovered that in the thing, where you just took the blanket and ripped them off.
So this is not General Mills' first shrimp rodeo.
In 2011, the company sued a Michigan blueberry packer after a shipment, which was intended for future use in blueberry scones, was found to be contaminated with pieces of shrimp.
Weird.
But Jensen says
this is not a viral hoax, it's true.
But then I found out, Sunday, Jeff, that he was milkshake ducked.
Now, are you aware of what this is?
No.
All right, we're all going to learn something because I was not aware of this term until today.
You may have seen the term milkshake ducked thrown around on Twitter Monday, particularly in relation to the announcement of a new video game.
And you're wondering what it is, blah, blah, blah.
Basically, what it is.
Let me see if I can just find the...
Okay, Urban Dictionary.
It says, someone who gained sudden fame for something nice and positive, only soon to be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions and or a a shady past, often including corrosive social political ideologies, which quickly tarnishes their fame and the goodwill people momentarily had towards them.
Wait a minute, so this guy got fame because of uh
uh well, it went viral.
I don't think he, I don't think people are like, wow, now he's famous.
Well, he did you ever watch Boy Meets World?
His wife is famous, yeah, his wife is Topanga.
Whoa, yeah, so that's part of his notoriety is that he's Tabanga's husband, right?
Topanga,
yeah, Tobanga.
It's like,
is that,
I don't know if I'm thinking of the same thing.
She was like.
She was Corey Matthews' love interest in Boymate's World.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe I don't know what you guys are talking about then.
So Milkshake Duck comes from a tweet
where somebody
pixelated boat.
He made it up.
The whole internet loves milkshake duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes.
Five seconds later, we regret to inform you that the duck is racist.
Okay.
So basically, yeah, it's about any.
So he So he got some internet fame for a couple seconds.
But then it's, but now he's been
now it's been
a double-edged sword because now it turns out people don't like him.
It turns out, well,
there have been some complaints about him.
I think it's like now the light is shown on you.
Everything you've ever posted.
Yeah.
So people following General Mills was, Robert, let's go through all his past tweets and let's destroy him.
No, I think it's more to you.
Carol Mills has an ulterior motive.
No, I think it's more that the internet is just a horrible, horrible place, and that's what people like to do.
They want to take somebody down a notch for being famous.
Well, he's not famous, though.
They don't care.
He was.
They're the ones who want to be viral, so they want to take this person down a notch so that they can be viral
for pointing it out, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so
what happened was, I guess, several people came out against Jensen.
A girlfriend
who says that he was.
Okay.
What you may not know about the man behind the viral post is that he's a manipulative, gaslighting, narcissistic ex-boyfriend who once told me he was surprised I hadn't killed myself because my life was so worthless.
Can I
what does gaslighting mean?
I hear that term a lot.
I don't know and understand what that means.
You try to get people to believe something that isn't true by like slowly persuading.
So you're lying.
You're lying.
It's just a simple, I miss the mark.
But you're making them feel crazy and questioning what they know because of which.
Like if you told somebody your birthday was a different date than it was and got people to play along, that'd be like gaslighting.
Gotcha.
Right.
Like if you told me your birthday was October 13th, and I'm like, no, it's not the 23rd.
And you're like, what are you talking about?
And I'm the kind of person I'd be like, I don't know, I'm losing my memory.
You start questioning yourself.
You play fish all the time when you were a kid.
Loved him.
Former coworkers are also speaking out against him.
They say he's a marketing professional and someone who's lied to their face.
They said that he stole podcaster and comedian Joe Cullen says that Carp has stolen intellectual property.
So I guess
they say that he stole a segment off of a
podcast.
Untrue 3.
So what a lot of people are saying is let's not be quick to believe everything we see here.
General Mills may
be able to
prove that he was lying.
I think it's more that it's like they don't like seeing him being a media darling for the moment.
Like, people are like, oh, poor cinnamon toast crunch guy.
People are like, no, no, no, no, he's an asshole.
But I mean, how long can that really last before people move on?
Oh, yeah.
It's like
two days later.
Yeah.
Like, are people that angry that they can't give it to him, give him his two seconds of like, I mean, the guy.
Yes, yes, we can.
It's the internet, man.
It's the internet.
They're like, oh, we'll just see about that.
Cinnamon toast punch guy.
I mean, this is probably the height of his
highlight of his life, probably.
Well, I mean, actually, he's married to a Tabonga, right?
Yeah.
Do you remember that guy?
He was famous for asking a question during one of the debates.
John Bone.
Yeah, it had like a red shirt or something.
Ken Bone.
Yeah.
And then people went and looked at his Reddit history and some of the subreddits he posted to, which were like porn sites.
And so I think that's kind of like a milkshake double.
People turned on him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Has Kev issued any statements?
Because he was on the network, right?
I don't think so.
I'd be pretty surprised if Kevin got into it.
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Because what does he stand to gain?
Well, I mean, before, well, I thought maybe he issued a statement before the milkshaking incident.
Oh, like.
Oh, like, hey, Jensen, we're with you.
Or yeah, so like maybe some sort of solidarity or like, you know, or like maybe like
wagging a finger at General Mills, be like, this is wrong.
I don't think so.
Not that I saw it.
I could see where you're coming from.
Like, when someone gets accused of something and people come out and say, hey, this person's, I've known this person for years, you should trust them.
Type deal.
Yeah.
Now, notable examples of milkshake ducks.
Well,
Bean Dad is.
They're saying Bean Dad, but I don't know, but wasn't Bean Dad an asshole from the beginning?
No, I had no problem with what he did.
It was like a thought exercise.
Right.
I don't know what they're talking about.
Bean Dad was,
a guy, he was a prepper.
I think he was a prepper.
But his daughter came in and was hungry, and she's like, I want a can of beans.
So he gave her a can opener and a can of beans and asked her to open the can of beans.
And she couldn't figure out how to do it.
She was like nine, right?
Yeah.
So he was getting her to try.
He didn't starve her or anything.
He eventually fed her, but he was trying to get her to figure out, use like her brain to figure out how to open up a can of beans with a can opener.
yeah but but this is the but this is the cause and effect though of
people having the
the inability and to not be like i have to post this
like i have to post everything and like it's just like you know you have to like forcing your daughter to open a can of beans
it wouldn't even occur to me that was interesting i mean tiktok
i i understand i mean we all want validation we all want attention but but i i again i can see do we not well i mean I don't mean all of us.
I just mean a lot of people.
I talk about society.
But you have a father who's trying to teach his daughter a skill that is more than likely going to come up in her lifetime and be like, don't expect it to be handed to you.
Try to figure it out.
He showed her how to use it one time.
That's what he was trying to do, get her to figure out how to use it.
It's not like, you know, her life depended on it.
It's like when someone asks you to change a tire and you don't know how to change a tire, you know, you just, you know, you say, is he coming at you?
He's coming at you.
Oh, no.
I said change.
I'm going to fill that air up real quick.
I said change.
I said change.
I don't need a tire change.
I just need air in my tire.
No, it's a big thing.
No, because let's say you're a father.
You want to teach your daughter how to change a tire so that if she's ever stuck on the sidewalk?
Thank you.
Just because I haven't taught my daughters how to change tires.
She's too busy eating fish sticks.
I'm just saying, right or wrong, there's just some things that just, you don't need to post every single thing.
But that's a society we've become.
I know.
And I think because in the moment, people don't see it coming back at them.
Like in that, in Bean Dad's dad's mind, he's like, this is a great idea.
This is how I parent, and it's going to.
The world will be on my side.
Yeah, I'm a better parent than most.
Jensen.
It never occurred to him, like, hey, I fucked over this girlfriend or I fucked over these people because now they're going to come at me.
And what happens is, like, I saw the girl's tweets, you know, the narcissist and gaslight and all that shit.
And immediately people are retweeting it like crazy.
And I'm like, but you don't know it's true.
Like, she's just saying it.
You just don't, you don't know if it's true.
It's crazy.
I mean, it could be like a really nasty ex-girlfriend.
There's a reason you're an ex-girlfriend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sunday, you know.
Like Amber Heard.
Like Amber Heard.
Like, if she tweeted bad stuff about Johnny Depp,
she's a horrible person.
Right.
Well, you don't know if Johnny Depp's a good person either, though.
He's not, but probably both fucked up if it wasn't.
Let's lay on the side.
It's almost guaranteed they're both really, really fucked up.
And they're not normal.
And they're fucking in both probably in need of major therapy.
Didn't she take a shit on his bed?
She took a shit on his bed, right?
Yeah.
No, the evidence that's come out about her.
Fuck, what a feminist you are.
The evidence that's come out about her
in the court cases is showed her to be the crazier one in the very abusive.
She took a dump on his bed.
Yeah, and then portrayed it as he was abusing her.
So that's why he's trying to sue these tabloids because they're calling him a wife beater.
And
in testimony, she and like recordings and stuff, she's admitted like she faked it.
You've got to be, you really have.
I mean, I can't imagine what I'd have to do to my wife for her to go to those lengths.
We'd just be the first one.
That would be basically take care of it.
She wouldn't do it on the bed.
She'd go to where my masterworks are.
Just tie
put like a string of fist sticks around your neck and I think you're done.
Locked in a basement, it looks like fucking saw.
It's just like
with lead tile.
Let two birds loose.
Let a bird loose in there.
As the frozen sticks start to thaw and the the smell gets worse and worse and it becomes pungent over the next four days.
And then the bird starts getting hungry.
And it wants fish sticks.
So it's chasing Walt around.
Sunday, I'm going to tell you something.
You know where you're never going to find shrimp tails?
Magic spoils.
Damn street test.
Yeah, magic spoon in my place.
You're never going to find shrimp tails.
So, Sunday, you're a buff, I've noticed.
It's unbelievable, though.
You're in pipes.
You are definitely on steroids.
I'm on steroids.
You are getting more muscular and more muscly by the day.
What are you doing?
I go to the gym three times a week.
All right.
Oh, Oh, that wasn't a whole diet.
That makes sense.
How else would I be doing
hard work?
No, I don't know what to do.
He's juicing.
Wouldn't it be crazy?
He got really ripped.
Like disturbingly.
You got to be a real, real special diet to get certain things like that.
What do you mean?
To get like certain, to get cut a certain way, you got to really stick to certain high protein.
You'll eat a lot of protein.
You got to, I mean, really stick to.
What's your regimen?
I just go, I do full-body workouts three times a week.
Monday, Wednesday, Fridays.
No, no, just trial and error.
You just start to go.
Once I lost all the weight, I just figured, I want to just tone up a little bit.
Nice.
I actually like going.
You put to put your headphones on?
Yeah, they're awesome.
Thank you, by the way.
Oh, you like them.
They're Raycon, right?
Yeah, they are really good.
Yeah, you can.
I was impressed.
What's your workout playlist?
I'm the tiger.
You are so fucking vanilla feed.
You are.
You are the most
attending that's all their fighters like I'm excited.
I mean, it's almost like a bunch of stuff.
I listen to whatever, whatever, whatever playlists.
I'll take you with me one day.
Fucking pass out as soon as you walk through the door.
Is it heavy rock you listen to?
I listen to whatever.
I listen to like,
you know, whatever my playlists are.
I have rock songs on there.
Everything.
I'll just listen.
So you don't have a specific workout job.
No, I don't have like a workout.
Chess workout jams.
Chess workouts.
Sweating to the oldies.
He's a man.
Man.
Set the leg warmers on.
I can't.
Cardio is tough to do in a mask.
Oh, you got to wear a mask, huh?
Do you ever think about getting maybe a little pri home gym?
No, well, that's when I joined the gym.
I joined the gym in just like literally like three weeks before COVID hit.
So I wasn't really able to.
Actually, no, it's my daughter, the one that wanted to go to the gym.
So I wound up joining, and she went, you know, we started going together.
So if it wasn't for her, I probably would never really, really went.
But once COVID hit, I was able to try to go out and get like a couple of weight sets.
So I went out and got like 25 and 30-pound weights, and then I was able to work through until I was able to go back.
But I enjoyed it.
I really started.
I mean, once I was.
You were a spotter?
I could spot you.
No, I don't.
No, I don't trust you.
You don't even
fish me.
No, I don't listen.
I mean, at least you lift and ridiculous weight.
You look like you have been.
No, I do high reps, and I just do
medium weight.
What are you up to now?
What's the most you can squat right now?
Depends.
I don't do a lot of the regular squat.
I do
the regular, the machine squat.
I can do 540.
What?
540 pounds.
You're squatting just like an animal.
Bench press.
No, not bench press.
Bench press, I can only do regular press.
You squats with your legs.
Bench press, I can do 225 right now.
That's a lot.
Do they need lips at Toyota anywhere?
Did you just go?
Jeff, can you pick this car up for us?
There you go.
Are there muscle heads there beside you?
No, actually,
the place I go to is really not that bad.
I mean, it's like all different ages, 50s, 60s, 40s.
You feel like you got to keep up with the guys who are familiar with the girls.
Yeah, and that 20-year-old guy.
Did you start with the 80-year-olds and then work your way up to the 20-year-olds?
They have their own body style.
You're born with what you have.
So, I mean, you can only, your makeup, your bone structure, your muscle structure, I mean, you can only go so far.
Some people, like, I'm not a veiny person, so I'll never have any veins in my arm.
That's what?
You don't have any veins?
No, you see, like, you know, you ever see like people.
I don't think they're not popular.
They're not vascular, is what I'm talking about.
Like, you have people like his arms.
See his arms, how he's got all the veins in his arm.
I'll never have that because I'm just not a vascular person.
I thought that was just abuse.
No, that's just body makeup.
What was I shooting?
I don't know.
Well, wait a minute.
So you're telling me there's people who are more prone to have veins pop from their body than other people.
Yeah.
And you're, so you're just not.
Is this something that your self-he's working on this theory?
Yeah.
Or did you look at that?
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, I'm not a vascular person.
It's true.
There's people that just aren't vascular people.
I'm not a vascular person.
I diagnosed him, so it's true.
So how does one become vascular?
Why don't we do a Sunday Jeff show where I bring him to the gym?
See if he could do my 10
camping and dual camping and workout episodes.
So you're telling me, so do guys want that look of the veins popping?
Because I've heard girls.
Some people do.
I'm standing when I heard that.
Actually, I think Charles Bronson wanted it.
Charles Bronson actually wanted to show his veins.
Do you remember Jay Schnorr from school?
Red-headed kid?
Yeah.
Like stocky weightlifter, great guy.
He used to drink apple cider vinegar because it would make his, he was real into weightlifting, it would make his veins pop more.
He said, Yeah.
I've only had, I've only, I know for a fact, I make one vein pop.
Yeah.
Mean.
The only one that matters.
What are we talking about?
We're talking about one vessel on the side of your head when you do this fucking clown.
It's called the stroke.
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There's something very, very,
I don't know what I'm searching for the word here, but like there's like a word, there's a phrase in there.
It's very telling.
Guilt-free.
Guilt-free.
Guilt-free.
I think that is a key to enjoying your cereal.
It's like you want to have your cereal and not feel like you're cheating.
Because you know.
You're right, because it's like, when you eat cereal, first thing in the morning, so you're like, okay, this is how I'm going to start my day eating like shit.
Then you're more.
I find myself, if I eat like shit in the beginning of the day.
Not in Silver Spoon.
I'm talking about like General Mills and fruit and pebbles.
You won't find those shrimp tails in this.
No.
No.
That's garbage.
I find that in the
paradoxically, in the morning, if I eat like shit, I'm more likely to eat like shit the rest of the day.
Which is weird.
Fuck it.
I already fucked up.
I already fucked up.
Yeah.
That doesn't make a lot of sense.
I put up a poll I wanted to ask you guys as well, because I've been watching a lot of Three's Company on Pluto.
Furley versus Roper.
I like Mr.
Roper.
I like Mr.
Roper the best.
I have been watching and I've seen both, and their styles of comedy are so different.
Like,
Mr.
Furley, Don Knotts.
He's too animated.
It's insane how animated he is.
He's Jack?
Like, his eyes bugging that
crazy costumes he wears?
He furly didn't have a wife.
So Roper is a swinger.
No, he was a single guy, not a swinger.
I think he tried.
Every once in a while he would try.
But he wears these outlandish costumes.
I think this is when it was getting later on, like when Jack got his own place and shit.
And Mr.
Roper never, like, he never really changed.
He just always had to always go to the camera and have that weird force wide break.
He had his own show, though, for two seasons.
Big mistake.
Huge mistake.
Never left.
I know it's tough when you're like, we're going to offer you your own show.
How do you not?
How do you not do it?
But you have to weigh like, can lightning strike twice?
It rarely happens.
Laverne Shirley is an example, which would have been an example they can point to, like a successful.
Not that they were regulars, though, but like
Laverne Shirley had nothing to lose by saying, okay, because they weren't regular cast members.
But these two were going to be on every episode of Three's Company, and they're taking a big risk by saying that.
They were beloved.
It's not like people go, oh, they suck.
Was Rhoda an offshoot of Mary Tyler Moore or was Mary Tyler Moore an offshoot of Rhoda?
Rhoda was an offshoot of Mary Tyler Moore.
Tony Lescho.
They came back with their tails between their legs.
They were lucky they got to come back, though.
A lot of people who leave the show for the spin-off, like Arnold left for his spin-off, wasn't allowed to come back.
Spin-off of Happy Days that Arnold left for.
Holy shit.
I totally forgot about that.
And he was not able to come back because they had Al.
Now, the two smartest men in Hollywood, I maintain to this day, were Lenny and Squiggy.
Because they were like, they wanted to spin them off.
And they were like, no.
Oh, they said no.
They were like, we'd rather just remain on this hit show and not try to carry the show, you know, our own show.
So they never took the.
So
what are some that have
succeeded out?
I think Empty Nest.
I think that succeeded after Golden Girls.
Yeah,
but there's nothing to lose for those guys, though.
They weren't going to be regular every episode cast members.
Gotcha.
Well, like Gloria.
Michael Richards show from.
What was that from?
But wasn't Seinfeld ending?
Yeah.
Seinfeld had ended.
Yeah, you're talking about leaving in the midst of the end.
Leaving in the middle of at the height of the show's popularity because that's when
the studio has said, you know what,
we got a good thing going here.
Let's let's uh like what's her name on
Cheers.
Shelly Long.
Shelly Long.
Shelly Long, yeah.
She went she left to make movies, I thought.
I'm saying, but that was leaving during a.
Yeah, but she had, well, also a contract dispute.
She wanted more money.
They said no, so they brought in
what's her name?
What was her name?
Rebecca?
Oh, Ellie Christie.
Chris Churchy Alley, yeah.
But you put a poll up regarding who's better, Farley or
how many people you expect on Twitter to answer this poll?
There were more than I thought.
There were about 1,300 people.
I was surprised that that many answered.
How many?
1,300?
Yeah.
I know some of them are just fucking just guessing.
Oh, yeah, I'll say one.
Yeah,
Roper edged them out by 15% to 49%.
That's closer than the election this year, I think.
By a nose, you have a
What do we got here?
So,
shows that people left.
I'll cut this part out.
You know, I don't know if you watched the Gilmore Girls.
No, it's always too, yeah, it wasn't my cup of tea.
I liked shows that talk, but they talk too much.
Anna Ferris, I know you like her, right?
Yeah,
what'd she leave?
She exited CBS's mom in 2020 after leading the show for seven seasons along Alice and Jenny.
I don't know if she just watched the show anymore.
I guess not.
I used to watch it on repeats.
I did like the show.
I can't picture her.
There are a whole bunch of shows that I don't watch here.
I mean, she's a good actress, but she's not.
I can't see her leaving and
doing her own, supporting her own show.
What about the Jeffersons?
I would maintain that they were
less to lose for that episode.
Right, but they were on enough, though.
Yeah, they were on enough, but there was less to lose in terms of being on every episode.
And they also didn't even use the original George.
Like, the original George is a different guy.
But the second George was on All in the Family, though, I believe.
Sherman Hemelsey?
Yeah.
Was he?
He appeared as George
on All in the Family.
Oh, did he?
I only remember the first guy.
Yeah, I remember the first guy, too.
But didn't they also pretend that he was that I thought that in All in the Family, that there was a retcon thing where
they turned out she was, that was her brother, and she was pretending that was her husband because her real husband, George, wouldn't come over and meet Archie.
Really?
They kind of fixed that.
You know, kind of like some creative writing by the writing staff to not only keep her brother in the picture,
which they never used anyway.
But yeah, they said that George refused to come over, so she had to pretend her brother was her husband.
I found out who gave you the Disney Plus password.
I did a little investigation.
Did you?
How much investigation did that take?
Somebody telling me that they gave it to you.
Why did he reach out and tell you?
I don't know.
Why did he reach out?
Why did he feel the need to be like, I'm the one who gave him the Disney Plus?
Like,
why did he need to tell you that, you think?
If you had to guess.
To be a part of it?
To be a part of something?
Yeah, I just thought.
Do we mention his name or do we...
No.
No?
We don't give it to him.
We don't give it to him.
You don't want to know Shik Tokyo.
The pastor is going to be changed.
When's this coming?
Comes out next week?
That password is going to be changed.
No, don't change it.
I still want to watch Captain Marshall.
I'm going to talk to him when it's all over it.
As soon as that's over, then you can change it to it.
Did that come out tonight?
Did that come out tonight?
Yeah, Porter Toucher came out today.
I mean, watch it later.
He knows who he is.
Did you watch?
Thank you.
Yeah, so I'm only teasing.
Yeah, we don't want to get him in trouble.
Why would we name him?
Why would we name him?
So Disney's listening finds out.
Disney's listening to this and be like, wait a minute.
That's true.
It isn't it.
Well, I mean, I do have the text still.
So if we got called into court.
But, you know, like I said, when I told you guys that someone supplied me the password, I could be tortured and I wouldn't give up that password.
The person who gave it to me can sleep like a baby, knowing I would never give him up.
Would you give up fake names?
Well, misdirection?
Yeah.
Giddam gave it to me.
I know someone comes knocking on the basement door.
What it's all about.
Sunday, if
you got a bump on the head, right?
Nasty bump on the head, you're working out.
Amnesia.
A little bit of amnesia first, but then after that, you start seeing ghosts.
Who do you tell first?
Like, there's no like, oh, what was that around the corner?
You're fucking full-on seeing ghosts here.
Like, six sense type level?
Six sense type shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, who wouldn't think you were crazy?
I'd probably tell him then.
Yeah.
Really?
You would tell me.
Oh, boy, I would be hard-pressed to not be like, it's because I would think you'd be like, oh, it's Sunday Jeff.
I don't think him just be like making up stories.
I would definitely would not
assume that it was you were really seeing ghosts.
I would assume it was the nasty bump on your head that you still haven't gotten checked out.
You know, I would be, that's what I would be like Sunday.
It's got to be a brain you're having visions but they're they're not real visions yeah
causes from your injury
what if they told you shit though
like they told you
try to prove it to me like you know like tomorrow this is going to happen yeah like i told you well then yeah as soon as you tell me something that happens tomorrow and you leave five minutes earlier or uh five minutes later and i'm like oh five minutes later
look as soon as he does it
right there you back up back up with your car
like if you were to back up out of your driveway i told you to leave five minutes later or something, and if you didn't do it, you'd be like, almost get into a car accident.
No, because you cannot prove that you didn't get into it.
You can never prove that I didn't get into a car accident as long as I didn't get into a car accident.
But if he came out how many minutes earlier you left.
You have to tell me something happening in the real world that happens.
Look, the second you have ghosts that are going to tell you what's happening in the future and you don't win the lottery within a week,
I don't believe you.
Well, the ghost may not want to give up such like.
It's a ghost.
What do they care?
Do you get to spend more time with the ghosts then?
Because you don't have to go to work.
Does it bother them if they're naked?
Yeah.
Because they're probably old.
See you right there.
It's Christmas Carol?
What?
No, I was just thinking of it the other day.
Is this Christmas Carol with the two old guns?
Because you think about who you can trust with certain things.
Are you seeing ghosts?
No.
No, okay.
Did you get hit in the head?
I didn't know neither.
But I was thinking, who would I tell that I think might believe me?
I guess.
You should probably tell your wife.
Yeah, that's who I'd probably tell, Mary Beth.
She wouldn't believe Valentine Crane.
You don't think so?
It's real hard to believe.
Especially if, like, let's say they couldn't tell the future.
Let's just say they're hanging around.
If you're going on your word that you're seeing spirits, apparitions, you just had a major bump on the head.
I mean, I don't know if you could find anybody on the planet who is going to believe it.
You're seeing real ghosts.
You can't prove it.
Why do people think that ghosts have this extra knowledge that they didn't have
during life?
I would just imagine a ghost would know exactly what it knew when it was alive.
If it was somebody that you knew that I didn't know, and I could describe him perfectly to you, or somebody perfectly like I said,
yeah, because Sunday, you would be able to find ways without telling the future.
Yeah, you bring up a good point if you brought up somebody that
you went to school with that I never knew you at least, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's you know, he died in this car accident.
This is what he looked like.
He liked this.
You played basketball with him and you start rambling things like that.
Yeah, that would really freak me out.
Okay, so Sunday, Jeff, does that.
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That's the new John Edwards.
Is that right?
I was going to say that all that shit is like, it's actually real.
It's not the bullshit that they're that Sylvia Brown stuff and then John Edwards.
But we're going to have people who doubt us, though.
No matter how accurate he is.
I don't know when I say us.
I'm in this now.
I'm in for 50%.
It's your t-shirts.
It's your t-shirts.
Tesdi store.
The ghost talker.
Get him, is there anyone that you would want Sunday Jeff to contact for you?
I'd like to know how my grandmother's doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if she wasn't doing as great as you hoped?
She's doing just fine.
I would honestly lose faith because my grandmother was the
greatest person.
Yeah, greatest person.
And to find out, like, she's getting screwed over in the afterlife.
Do you have faith now, though?
What?
You said I would lose faith.
I've never known you
to show any faith.
Fucking Bible thumper.
Or talk about faith at all.
I believe that there's some over
marching God.
Yes, a God, yes.
And that people,
a 148 intellect believes in God.
So all you naysayers out there, like they say, oh, you know what?
You're just stupid.
You're just an idiot.
You know,
science, I know I believe in the Big Bang, and science knows everything up until a certain point
before the Big Bang, and something had to kick it off, and that's what I believe is the
God kicking it, yeah.
But I don't believe
if He is sitting here influencing our lives in minute ways every day, then He's just better pray harder.
Yeah, he is just some boring, nasty person.
He really is an asshole, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
I mean, there's a reason for everything, though.
You don't believe in everything.
He's on the other side of the spectrum, so, you know, you can.
I read a story the other day about
a girl who got a little bit too close to a dog's food bowl, and the dog fucking bit her on the head.
She was like, two, kills her.
That can't be part of a bigger plan.
I refuse to believe it.
Yeah, no, like I said,
to believe that that higher power is influencing our day-to-day lives like that is, yeah, that's just, I think that's crazy but I think there's an overall arc
so you believe in heaven I'd like to yes or no yes I'd like to
answer the fucking question yes I would like to believe it exists
yes I would like to believe it exists okay so you do you lean towards it
to heaven yes yeah I do too because it's you know like Hugh says it's scary to think that you know I think he's maybe said he's come to terms with it that it's just you're off and nothing
What does your religion tell you?
Well, being the non-religious person that I am.
Is there a heaven for Jewish people?
You don't believe that?
But
I don't know if the
food you go to heaven.
I don't know if Jewish people believe there is a heaven.
I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
Do you believe in heaven?
We'll find out.
Nobody wants to just say yes.
Why is it so hard to say?
Me personally, I don't.
But how do you then, like, at night when you're like, when thing, when it's just you alone staring at the ceiling in bed, how do you not like just like sit there?
You got to go to sleep.
How do you just not go and sit there and go like, well, what am I doing all this for if there's no heaven?
Like, why am I being a good guy?
Why am I doing the right things?
Like, why am I like...
You're supposed to do it so you get to heaven, though.
But I mean, it's, look,
it's a guide to live your life by.
You know,
you're supposed to do the right things.
You're supposed to be, you know,
you don't have to live your life exactly a certain way, but it's just a guide.
It's a guide for you just to be a better person, to do the right things, and live your life like you really, you know, they should.
Not everybody does it.
What?
Live their life
by the book?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
No, not everybody does.
Christian channel.
That's not supposed to mean.
But you're not scared of the finality of there being nothing when it's all over?
Like, isn't it comforting, more comforting at night when it's so cold out that it's freezing out and and you know that and you know we're getting on the other side of like our best years are behind us yeah we're on the wrong side of 50 you know you don't want to sit there and go like you know what it's nicer and just more comforting to believe there's going to be there's more and it's going to be you know it's going to be what is killer i mean what is it going to be awesome it's going to be what what it's going to be shangri-la it's going to be paradise
In ghost forum, burning podcasts with this guy over there on the table.
Is that the heaven you want?
Yeah.
That would be heavenly compared to nothing.
It's like there's a Toys R Us with every Chase figure.
But it should be better, though.
No, no, because you know what?
That's like that Twilight Zone where the guy, the gambler, wins everything.
It's no longer fun.
No, no.
This isn't heaven.
This is hell.
I don't know.
Yeah,
I would think, though, that it's just...
I know not a lot of people do, but boy, it's hard to believe
that people can go through life thinking that there's nothing on the other side, though, because that would be
an empty kind of way to live, I would think, though.
Like hope.
Faith.
It's so much.
Faith in yourself.
Faith in others.
I've been let down a lot.
You need better faith.
Strong faith, son.
Glory means less.
But I'm just saying, it's like that's why, that's why those words, and that's why, you know, faith and hope
can move mountains.
You know, so if you don't have those two things,
I think it's, I think you're, um,
it's probably easier to live life with them, don't you believe?
It's nicer to live your life with faith and hope.
I never really thought about it.
I really don't think about it.
I mean, nobody thinks, do you think about death every single day?
You really don't?
Yeah, pretty much.
No, you said you're on the overside of 50.
I'm saying, but you know, that's, you know, that day will come, but you don't think about that on a regular basis.
Maybe when you're 75 and 80, you'll be like, tomorrow could be the day.
I mean, it's just now you're just like, I'm lucky if I just wake up.
This could be the minute for me.
I'm lucky if I can walk.
Right, but you know, when you're retired like me and you spend your day watching Pluto TV and every single show that comes on, you're like, and you do the math in your head, okay, 90% of the cast is dead.
It's fucking crazy.
I'm watching shows from the 60s and 70s and learned 2020.
I wonder why half these guys are dead.
When they they were doing it, they were 40 years old when they filmed the show.
So, I wonder why they're dead.
They never had faith.
They never believed in heaven.
It was all that coke they were snorting.
I'm not wondering why they're dead.
I know why they're dead, but I'm just saying, though, it just is a reminder that they're gone.
You know, I will be gone too.
So, like, I would like to have the comfort
of believing that, you know, there's going to be something more out there.
And
there's going to be a place for me
on the other side.
It's just comforting.
I'm surprised that more people
don't want to have that comfort in their life.
He's looking at you like you're like, hey, you know, I can see ghosts, right?
You don't want me to tell you about your ghost.
So, in 30 years, when people are watching reruns of Complicated on Pluto TV,
in retrospect, though, you do live, though, forever like that, because you're constantly being reminded that you are on TV.
You're fortunate to be on TV.
You're fortunate to have.
But that means nothing to the person who's dead.
Well, no, but I'm saying
you're constantly in people's memories, though.
And you're not forgotten.
No.
That's the important.
That's my heaven, is when you're not forgotten.
That's what they say, though.
The last person
to die who knew you.
That's when you relate to that.
So there are people, there are plenty of people who have walked this planet who no one remembers because the people who remembered them are gone too.
Right.
That stuff.
It's like they never met.
When you watch Love Boat, that background person who just walks across.
But that's a shockingly stark,
not very comforting message.
You'll be gone.
Especially at our age.
Like if you're 20 and you're thinking about it, it's like, ah, I'm 20.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's everything in front of you.
I don't know.
I just wish that.
Everybody had that level of comfort, you know, that there's something more out there.
And let's not worry.
Does it only have to be humans?
What happened to Animal?
How about dogs and everything else?
Don't they have their own place?
I mean, it's just like, you know, a dog definitely has some kind of personality.
Right.
What can a dog commit?
Does he have a soul?
But can a dog commit
a bad thing to commit?
An atrocity?
Sure, they can.
You just send him all the two-year-old face or whatever.
I mean,
that's not a good thing.
Right.
But does a dog have like free will, though, or is it just a dog doing its instincts?
No.
You know, we have free will.
I mean, maybe the dog.
The dog spelled backwards, God, right?
Maybe the dog had a head injury and
it's deep.
Observant, maybe.
What for head?
You could have come out with that quicker than Sunday, Jeff.
What, the dog spell backwards is God?
Yeah.
I could, but I didn't think it was irrelevant to the conversation.
Sure is.
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Oh, you liked it?
Good.
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I was thinking about that today.
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What's that?
When does short weather start for you?
Shorts, when you start wearing shorts.
Are you a big shorts guy?
Yeah, well, in the summer, I wear them.
Yeah.
Looks like he's got thigh-high socks on, though.
Like no color difference at all.
It's got lines on the top.
So two red lines?
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Reinventing men's basics.
They're reinventing this shit.
Yeah.
I would like to start a company where I reinvent something.
And people are like, God damn.
Well, did you reinvent podcasting almost?
No.
No.
Not even close.
I saw somebody on Twitter the other day, though.
They were claiming to have the first podcast vinyl.
People are still doing it.
Still making that claim.
Still making that claim.
Do we know for a fact that we are the first or no?
I've yet to see it contested.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's possible.
It's very possible, but it's also possible we weren't.
We were
not the first.
Has anyone challenged the number one novelty podcast song in the world, the Sunday gift shuffle?
I mean, no one has come and told me that there's a podcast store like the TSD Johnson.
I was going to say, there's absolutely no way there's a brick-and-mortar podcast store anywhere.
I don't think
except for in Red Bank at 65 Broad Street.
Oh, let's remind people, too.
You should come down here May 2nd.
I don't know.
I'm already getting rumblings that it may be more people than I hoped.
Dude, I know somebody coming from California.
I know somebody coming from Pittsburgh.
There are people coming.
This is going to be a good time.
I don't know.
There may be too many people coming.
Book them.
They will come.
What's too many?
I was hoping for like 20.
Yeah, 20.
Yeah, that's what I was hoping.
That was the perfect number.
We get out of here by three.
Because
now I'm going to need line control out there if there's too many people.
Some security.
Yeah, that's where Giddam comes in and your security clearance.
Okay.
And you're going to have to be
on my card.
And you can't be playing favorites.
And I'll buy you a new nightstick.
Just to beat people.
My last one melted.
My last one melted.
So I'm going to get you a new nightstick.
So if anybody gets out of line and you can, you know.
Oh, I'll put them.
Yeah, I'll get the bar hold on.
Sunday, Jeff, you'll be there, right, for May 2nd, because you'll be working.
Yes, I will.
So you could come meet Sunday, Jeff.
Brian, you'll be here.
I'll be here.
Did we be monitoring the line outside?
Tom is going to come.
I don't know if Q is coming.
Q may stop by, he said, if he's around.
I mean, everybody in Telham C.
Dave Town is welcome to stop by, though, that day.
And, you know, if anybody of the, any of the people who have appeared on the show, like Troy or Chris or I don't want to miss anybody, but, you know,
Ming and Mike.
It could be, oh, yeah, Ming and Mike.
Mike will be here.
No, he won't.
I don't know if he'll be here.
You know, work on it.
Oh, it's a Sunday.
I bet your Ming will show up if you tell me.
I forgot.
Yeah, I don't want to forget anybody.
But yeah,
anybody from TSD Town who wants to pop in and make that make people's days, man.
If it was like a big, big, giant.
Big old party?
I want to say party.
Let's not promise parties because then we get into it.
We can party afterwards.
I'm not partying afterwards.
Let's get out of here three times.
I mean, let's just promise the bare bones.
Like, come in, meet him.
Frank will be there.
You can meet him.
He'll sign something for you, and then you can take a picture, and then you're out.
First 55 people.
First 55 people, I believe.
First 55 people will get a pin and a little lithograph that I've drawn.
Really?
Yep.
Came out good by the time.
It's like a little McGilla Gorilla take where he's like an
exciting time.
Right.
You know, instead of McGill is sitting there, it's Frank Five.
It's Frank Five.
Yeah.
So, yeah,
all this other stuff about parties and good times, we do not say, we do not promise that in case it's not a good time and there's no parties.
We just promise what we can deliver.
That being here.
Frank Five.
Being here at Frank Five.
Yeah, that's it.
And no semblance of order in case things go out of whack.
In case things go to shit and people are annoyed.
And like, hey, who told you it could go like this?
Like, him gets carried away with that new next step.
Yeah, but
if it's a fiasco, it very well could be.
So
don't expect anything other than a fiasco.
Yeah, what have you come to it?
You know what the podcast is.
Exactly.
That's what you promised.
Don't promise parties and good times.
But if they happen, then people are
surprised, Yeah.
All the better.
I like it.
Will you party Sunday, Jeff?
Post.
1999.
Have you seen the?
I'm sure you have Khan Godzilla trailer.
Yeah.
What are your hopes?
Exactly what Sunday, yeah, me and Sunday.
We're on the save wavelength with Godzilla.
I am very leery.
Much like I'm telling people about Frank Five Day, don't be expecting the best.
Expect the worst and be pleasantly surprised if it's good.
Exactly the same thing with Godzilla.
That's how you're going at Godzilla, yeah.
Too many kids, too many human beings, too much
boxing.
Yeah.
It becomes a thrill of manila.
Do you think it could surpass the original?
The original King Kong versus Godzilla, which is my all-time favorite.
I would think just by
the budget alone surpasses it.
I mean, it's got a charm.
The hardest.
No.
No, no, because it's so goofy.
The Kong is goofy.
It's goofy-ass Kong.
It looks very CGI'd at times, and
the music, like the soundtrack to the trail, is like, oh, good Lord.
Yeah, you're telling me
you don't put King Kong vs.
Godzilla as your top five films of all time?
No.
Boom.
Then you're not a Godzilla man.
I do like Godzilla.
Yeah, but I'm saying I'm not.
Then you were not a Godzilla guy.
That Kong was, oh, you always liked that monkey for.
To me, it's just.
It's got the most goofiest eyes.
I mean, it's not menacing, it's just like
emotion menace.
It's like not even, I don't find it fearful at all.
But it's not about the fear factor, it's just about the cool factor.
It's like it's dope, it's awesome.
It's more
like so bad, it's good kind of deal.
I mean, yeah, it definitely has a place, but it's not like my top five movies
when he fought the octopus and just ripped it apart in King Kong versus Godzilla.
Doesn't do it for you, huh?
You got old on me.
You got old on me.
You lost your child like me.
I got old on you.
He was watching fucking
shows from like 1936.
You became an adult and you lost your child like one dirty.
No, I cared.
Peter Pan got old.
He grew up.
He doesn't care.
He used to be Peter Pan.
All he cares about.
You used to be Peter Pan to me.
And what was your ticker belt?
You're not.
I didn't say it was in the top five.
Top ten.
All right.
Yeah, I'm going to go see it in the movies, though.
I'm definitely not watching it.
You can't watch it on TV.
No way.
I want to see it on the big screen.
You heard about this great movie theater up in Elizabeth.
Yeah.
So where does King Kong 76 then?
Compare it to that.
If that's in your top five.
That's in my top five, too.
It's number two.
Terminator 2, War the Gargantuas, Abena Costello Meat Frankenstein, King Kong versus Godzilla, and Kong 76.
You knew that.
You knew my top five.
Who are you shaking your head like you didn't know?
I tell you, I annoy
every week my top five.
The movies that are past the 90s.
You keep your good fellas and all the movies that you like and all that kind of stuff.
Probably good fellas is not my top ten.
Citizenship.
Clockworks now.
That's up there.
I like Clockworks.
It's in top 10.
Star Wars.
A bit of the old ultra-violence.
Star Wars still makes it for you, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Star Wars still always be number one.
Raiders.
What about Empire?
What is Star Wars?
It's in the top five.
I would say Star Wars, Raiders, Empire.
I still like Clockwork Orange is the top five.
You only name four.
King Con versus Godzilla.
Talent Steve Dave.
I have another argument.
Oh, yeah.
Can I just real quick?
You didn't stop me, did you?
Anybody who's stopping down to the Telome Steve Dave general store, this is not on Frank Five Day, but just like during the week or in future dates,
try to email me the night before.
Don't email me a month before and think that
I'm going to remember.
These are people coming to your store and buying shirts.
That's how they are now.
But I just got to stress, though, like you cannot email me
when I'm leaving my driveway.
In April
and think that I'm going to remember in June that you're going to be here.
It has to be the night before, and I promise that I will do everything.
I will move heaven and earth to show up and be here and open the store for anybody.
But it's usually 24-hour notice.
That's the best.
Anything more than that is expecting me to remember too much.
Then you can't promise.
You can't promise anything.
He's sleepy.
On island time.
Turning into moles and tonight.
