#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

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Alright, so the first thing to address is after 10 years, it's become a bit of a challenge to do a Halloween episode that's strictly all audio.

I mean, we did do one last year, but as I recall, people bitched left and right.

So this year, I didn't plan the Meon D Spectacular as an audio-friendly episode.

This year's Meon D Spectacular demands visual representation to enjoy it to its fullest.

So to maximize your enjoyment of this episode, you're going to have to watch the video, which is available to all tiers on the Tell Em Steve Dave Patreon.

And for those who aren't already members, just Google Tell them Steve Dave Patreon, and you'll see where to go to sign up.

And like I said, this video will be available on all tiers.

So, just sign up to the cheapest tier, the $5 tier, and you'll be able to watch.

And with that membership, you'll also be getting not only the video to this Meon D Spooktacular, but you'll also get the Sunday Jeff Halloween special next Tuesday, and the Tuesday after that, the Father Von Flanagan Halloween special as well.

So that's three Halloween specials for five bucks.

Just $1.66 a special.

That has to be the best deal in podcasting today.

I challenge anyone after watching these specials to show me who is offering better Halloween podcasting content than Tell'em Steve Dave.

And if that wasn't enough, new members also get access to the last two years of content on the Patreon, like the Sunday Jeff Show, the Comic Book Men podcast, Tales from Behind the Fake Counter, Frank 5 Rewind, our Kiss podcast, Rock and Roll All Night, and Podcast Every Day, and so, so much more.

Now, I'm sure there are some of you out there who have already posted online their disappointment and outrage at this development before listening all the way through to this pre-episode message.

But if you already haven't posted your disgust on Twitter and Reddit, hold up.

Because for those who aren't able, for whatever reason, to join up and watch the video, we haven't forgotten about you guys.

Declan suggested maybe during the visual moments of this episode, the Baron

come in and give a little commentary and explain what is going on, or just give some random thoughts during certain scenes to make the audio version of this year's Miundi Spectacular just a little bit different experience than the video version.

Will that work?

I don't know, I'm not even sure if it'll work at all, but we'll give it a try.

So, without further ado, let's begin the Miundi's 2020 Tell'em Steve Dave Halloween Spooktacular.

Hey, TESD Town, Svenguly from Me TV here to let you know it's time for the 2020 Tell Em Steve Dave Halloween Spooktacular.

Yeah, Maury, what kind of jobs are you getting me?

Well, here I'm trending every Saturday night on Twitter.

I was even in the Dick Tracy comic strip this month, and you have me doing intros for a third-rate podcast?

I mean, really, how much am I getting paid for this?

What?

These three contestants will have a chance to elevate into something more than human tonight and become the newest member of the colored cadre of fiends as a new, never-before-seen Baron will be introduced to the world.

All this and more will be revealed next on the 2020 Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Spooktacular.

How freaking badass is that intro?

I still can't believe that that Svenguly agreed to do the intro to this year's Halloween podcast.

I mean,

it is surreal that the man is a part of Tell him Steve Dave now.

I mean, sure, it's only a few second video, but to me, it means everything, and I really can't thank him enough for doing it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you, Svenguly.

Hello and welcome to the 2020 edition of the Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Extravaganza, the Spooktacular, as we like to call it.

All right, Sunday Jeff?

Oh, we are.

We're here with Sunday Jeff.

We're here with the white Baron.

Hello.

We're here with the regular Baron.

Happy Halloween, fellas.

Happy Halloween.

Now, you'll excuse the Baron if he's flustered tonight because there's a lot at stake on this episode.

Maybe more so than any other episode of Tell Him Steve Dave.

Well, maybe the Christmas episode, we had more at stake because we gave away all that money to the orphanage.

We didn't even get on the local news.

No newspapers, no online presents.

Nobody even gave a fuck that we gave away how much we gave away like how much money we gave away chuck how much was that it was like 10 grand right

it was fucking 10 grand and no and nobody even knows we gave it away

okay i was way way off it was actually five grand that we gave the orphanage last year but still

five grand should have gotten us something at the very least a tweet five grand i mean

five grand i don't know where i came up with 10 grand i don't know did you even get like a like a written thank you notice from an orphan or something?

Nothing.

We got nothing.

I'm so glad I didn't go that day.

It wasn't even mentioned on our own Twitter.

I mean, we got no props for giving away all that cash.

That looks a lot to give away.

You just call something back, right?

I mean, I see rappers give away $1,000 at Denny's to a waitress and they trend.

Yeah.

We gave away $10,000 and nobody said shit.

Again,

it wasn't $10,000.

It was only, yes, only $5,000.

But I still stand by my outreach.

Dude,

after that bombing in Manchester, remember that a couple of years back?

We played that arena the following summer and we donated the entire night's gate to

the Manchester, like the Foundation to Help People.

Nobody from the place ever even showed up that night to thank us, and we've never heard a word since.

It's way more than 10 grand.

It was an arena.

It was a sold-out arena.

We gave millions.

We gave

the money 100% to like Manchester Strong, whatever like the one was, and they didn't even come up to take the fake check or nothing like that.

You know what that means, Kim?

Yeah, no more charity.

Right.

Tell them Steve Day is done with the charity game.

Done.

Now it's all about barons and elevating and becoming demigods.

I mean, maybe every once in a while you get a kid with a cochlear implant or some shit like that, or somebody's house burns down.

You know, I'm down.

We'll see.

We'll see.

We'll see how much PR we can get out of it, and then we'll decide if we're going to go any more charity.

You know what the problem was?

You sought it out.

It didn't come to us.

I think we're more successful when it comes to us.

You were like, let's give money to the orphanage.

But you figured the orphanage would do a little bit of something like, you know, call News 12, call the local paper, tweet about it for fuck's sake.

Do something.

Give us some sort of recognition.

Nothing.

It's 10 grand.

Okay.

Again, it may not have been 10 grand, but still, we're talking five grand, $5,000.

And the orphanage couldn't, you know, I don't know, contact the local news,

a newspaper, tweet about it, put it on their website.

It's $5,000.

All we got was crickets for $5,000.

Crickets.

We're not that altruistic.

We want recognition.

Thank you.

All right, so tonight's episode, we're going to be playing a series of games.

And there is, like I said, so much at stake, really a lot at stake for UQ the most.

Yeah.

Because in 2018, you became the white baron.

And tonight, you have a chance to elevate, to become the newest member of the colored cadre of Fiends.

Okay.

The newest color

in the spectrum of the colored cadre of Fiends.

But that doesn't mean that you guys don't have a lot to play for.

Because if Q comes in first, he elevates.

But if he comes in second, he stays as the white baron.

And whoever comes in first becomes the new baron.

This only happens once every thousand years where you guys skip being a white baron.

Like 2020, that's why we can do this.

In 2020, 21,

then we could do it again if we're still around.

Seems like the math works.

So if Q comes in second, status quo for Q.

He remains the white Baron and one of you guys becomes the new colored Baron.

If Q comes in third, that means whoever comes in first becomes the new colored baron.

Whoever comes in second becomes the new white baron, and Q is defrocked.

Nice.

Nice.

He may welcome it.

I mean, it's the ultimate humiliation.

It's emasculation on a world stage.

Everybody's going to be laughing.

You're less than half a man

if you become, you know, if you lose tonight, if you come in third.

I got news for you, though.

You know, energy can neither be created nor destroyed.

There's going to be repercussions if I'm cast out of the Baron Hood.

Really?

Yeah.

Might have an enemy.

Oh, you might go rogue.

You might become a villain.

I have something planned if I lose

that might bring the end of Tell him Steve Dave.

That's how vicious.

Wow, you've just upped the stakes.

Yeah.

So the podcast may end tonight if you lose.

I think Brian's going to throw it because I don't think he wants to be a baron that bad.

Really?

Whose buttons getting pulled is not going to pull way more than I need need that mask?

He just got married.

For fuck's sake.

The good news is I'm a parent.

The good news is we got to move.

And go on welfare.

There's a whole bunch of stuff that's going to be changed.

We're going to call that orphanage so we can get that check out.

They don't need it.

Now,

as you saw, we opened with an unbelievable video.

All right.

Now, oh, Q, now you want to take the mask off and play without the mask.

I think we're going to allow that.

We live in a COVID.

I'll leave this mask on.

Okay.

It's going to get a little hot for you in that big rubber mask.

I already started getting a little faint, and it's only been 10 minutes, so I thought it would be best if maybe we just stuck to it.

Maybe I could write something on this.

Like, hold on, give me that shark.

What do you want to write?

I'll just write White Baron.

Yeah, but you want, but that becomes a meme, and you might be like, fuck.

Trump may adopt that shit.

I don't know if you want to write that on.

That's a good point.

Let's put some peak on you.

I'll do the triangle with a brisk Photoshop and a different word.

Choose out of a job.

You lost a hell of a lot more than being a parrot that night.

Mary Beth weren't just homeless.

They'll kill them if they see him.

I mean, certain places, anyway.

All right, so there we go.

It's a little unnerving to see you without the full regalion, but like I said, you got to take into consideration yeah, if we want to play outside in the parking lot, yeah, I'm fine with that, but I don't think anybody will.

And what does it say?

It's just the oh, okay, the Illuminati or the all-seeing eye.

Yeah, but now I have another issue because the fucking Sharpie fumes.

They're filling the mask.

I wish I was kidding.

Do you fill another mask?

What?

Do you want to get a different mask?

No, it's fine.

Okay.

Now, as you saw in that opening video, we had the legendary Spenguli, you know, kick us off tonight.

And to play homage to the greatest horror host ever, I thought my assistant tonight,

Tom Milazowski from the All New Sunday Death Show, I thought it'd be apropos if

he was my right-hand man today as Tom Zwooley.

Now, for those not on Patreon, they may not know Tom.

And please, after the reaction from some who I saw having a meltdown because we dared to talk to someone new last episode, Tom is not new.

He's been on the Sunday Jeff Show for the last two years and has become an invaluable member of the pod with his game ideas and craftsmanship.

The reason I asked him to address this Sven Zgooley is because I thought it would be a nice nod of respect to the real Sven Gooley, who was nice enough to grace us with his presence to open the show.

And, you know, my dream one day is to have the Baron and Svenguli

on the same

stage.

Or no, not stage.

I'm not going to go on a stage with Sven Gooly, but, you know, in the same room at least, where we can, you know, interact on a podcast.

But for now, this may be as close to that dream as we ever get.

He looks like Slash's corpse.

Yeah, it's unnerving.

It's an unnerving effect looking at him.

I mean, is there anything better than having the Baron and, you know, it's a cosplaying Svengoolie, and an off-brand Senguli.

But this is as close as probably we're ever going to get to the Baron and Svengoolie being shoulder to shoulder, side by side.

Now, if that wasn't enough, I also have another assistant.

Not only do I have the greatest horror host of all time

helping me, I also have

the greatest, the second.

Well, I'll just let it, I'll just let, I'll just let it speak for itself.

Gidem

Newish Frankenstein

out of life,

the mistress of the dark is here, along with Svenguli.

So at this point, even without visuals, I'm sure those listening can tell Giddem has entered the picture dressed in an Elvira costume.

I gotta admit, I was really surprised at the underwhelming reaction from the boys.

I thought it was a pretty good idea to have Svenguly, the Baron, and Elvira, Elvira, hosting the Spooktacular.

And Giddem is all in.

He's wearing eyelashes, lipstick, a form-fitting dress with a plunging neckline, a wig, and fishnets.

He is, as always, 100% committed.

Now, originally, Giddem was going to wear his green Spandex costume that he has worn previously on past year's Halloween specials.

But then I thought, well, if I'm going to have Thomas Svenguly,

we really, really should should have an Elvira.

And when I asked Gidham, you know, what were the chances he would dress

as Elvira, you know, getting in a skin-tight dress and with a plunging neckline, you know, I thought I'd have to talk him into it.

I mean, his immediate answer was, yeah, whatever.

Sounds good.

So,

I mean, for those haters out there, if there are any of Giddem, please keep it to yourself.

The podcast kitty that makes all the boys stand up and salute.

you.

Oh, my God.

They fit.

You got a dollar up in his head.

He looks like the bearded woman in a fucking

shit.

I wish you would go stand somewhere else that I don't have to sit.

This is disgusting.

I mean, Elvira is how old

looks a thousand times.

Oh, yeah.

This is so.

She doesn't have to work for Walt.

I mean, now, look, in one room together, the three greatest horror hosts ever, Tom Zvooley,

Elvira, and Baron von Flanagan.

Where did you even get the dress?

Walt had it.

Yeah, I ordered it on Amazon.

The wig.

I thought it looks great.

Do you?

Dude, you're wearing a mask.

You can't see it.

The fishnets?

What do you got on your feet?

Dude, you got the fishnets from Lane Bryant?

Stop.

Just stop.

All right.

Well, I mean,

you guys look more like that.

I don't need to see that leg anyway.

What were you looking for?

I just thought, I just thought that would be this is like a party atmosphere, right?

Though I thought you guys would have been a little bit more.

What fucking parties have you been doing?

Some cat calls.

I don't know.

I was in the company of a woman an hour ago, a real woman.

Larry got hot for him.

All right, Gary, you want to go over here, please?

Do you have eyelashes on, too?

Yeah, yeah, it's big eyelashes.

That's right now.

All right, so what would it take, Sunday?

What would it take?

Have you guys ever

didn't dress up two weeks ago?

Have you guys ever fantasized about being with Elvira?

Not that Elvira.

Certainly not anymore.

You know, with that beard brushling up against yours?

Yeah, I mean, at this point, I'd rather fuck Sven Gould than Patrick.

Come here, just come here for a second.

Come here, I want to show this.

Hi, Mary Pat.

I predict a threesome.

Can you just do that?

Just get him two of them?

Yeah, because look, he actually has,

like, if it ain't no, no, he does not have.

He does not have a double glass figure.

I would think it was Kim Curtis.

Yeah, it's all fell to the bottom.

Fucking.

Come here, honey.

I'm afraid that knife is going to shoot out.

There you go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, that's great.

Give him a bonski.

Who's got the hands in?

Thank you.

And you don't think we should end tell him Steve David?

That note.

Sage, meet your new mother.

Oh, thank you, Gedham, for

being such a good sport.

Oh, no, thank you.

And being Elvira tonight.

Thank you for keeping me waiting for an hour.

All right, so guys, you're going to play almost like Jeopardy.

Tom Zvooley has created this board with a bunch of categories.

You guys are going to pick the categories, and we have a whole bunch of guests that you're going to be able to watch on the video screen.

Read you questions, and you guys buzz in when you think you know the answer.

Oh, excellent.

We have buzzers now supplied by an aunt.

He'll get a credit in the credits.

I can't remember his name right now.

Okay.

But we actually have timers now, so we'll see who actually buzzes in first.

Wow.

No human error, Brian Johnson.

You were pissed during Sunday Scholars, I recall.

You kept saying you thought you buzzed in quicker than you did.

I think so.

Well, it was left up to the eye of Tom Gooley, right?

Victor did it once.

I don't remember buzzing in at all.

Now, Sunday.

You were asleep, perhaps.

Now, Sunday, this is your first time ever being on a Tom Steve Dave Halloween special, right?

I think so.

I talked to him the other day, and he said it with like

he felt the weight of the world, I thought.

It's true.

While talking to Sunday before this, he seemed almost nervous about being on the Halloween special.

And you know how some people combat nerves by shaking their leg or biting their nails?

I think Sunday combats his nerves by fucking texting his woman constantly.

Keep an eye out for how many times he's on his phone texting throughout this episode.

Like, he's like, I've never been on Tom Steve.

I mean, this is like, you know, something special.

And he's like, I've been on the Christmas ones and everything else.

And be like, oh, you know, I'm looking at the gravestones when I'm not here.

All right.

But I mean, like, he really felt like...

like you know he felt like honored to come here so i felt like we had to up the ante a little bit yeah well it seems like you have to just get him.

This is how we roll.

He's not even on camera and he's walking with a swish around

the story.

He just breaks character, bro.

He's just like a pen and swished.

When you have a 148.

Own it, honey.

When you have a 148, he is not going to break character the entire time.

He's not going to do it.

He's Elvira until we say cut.

Okay.

Crap.

So can we bring him down to like and do like a hooker's at the point?

Maybe you might walk forward.

so is anybody surprised with sunday's obsession with women in prison movies that he pulls an hbo hookers at the point joke at this moment

downtime

all right so are you guys ready to begin sunday you know what's at stake here yes you could become more than human tonight

and some of you guys may become human again or less than human you better hope that doesn't happen

I feel, though, like I'd be remiss if we didn't hit what is everyone's favorite Halloween segment, most offensive costumes.

Okay.

It's going to be a short one.

I don't know.

I'm not taking away everything.

Okay.

I thought you were just going to say Giddem.

You guys seem to be like very offended that when Giddem walked in, you guys didn't like do...

You just had like a real nasty, like, real like Middle America disgust look on your face.

What were you looking for?

I really thought you guys would be getting up like woohoo like you know like fucking hooting and hollering like slamming the table

are you guys ready to begin now q yeah since you are the only baron at the table that's true only 998 years to go until the color baron you're gonna get to go first let me read you some of the um categories.

I'll let Tom do it since he created this.

It's his baby.

Take it away, Tom.

Read the categories.

A southern gentleman's askewed view.

Would you like me to describe that?

Oh, no.

So for those with no visuals, Thomas created a Halloween Jeopardy board with categories that I would be remiss if I didn't take this moment to just gush at his craftsmanship and eye for detail.

I mean, he does great, great work.

TESD Town Hall, Cliff Quotes, Frank and Five, and what's in the title?

Is Cliff Quotes from Ming Si Chen?

Was that where the Cliff comes from, or is it just a play on Cliff Notes?

I guess we'll know.

You know, who knows?

All right, we'll see.

But remind them, they do have to.

Now, when you guys want to skip to a different category,

all I ask is you have to ask the first question first.

So, the person whose category this is,

we can see and meet them.

They have a little Halloween message for you.

But they don't have those messages underneath.

So, whenever you go to a new category, let's just start with the first envelope.

Oh, so Walt, four and five.

Yes, four and five.

If you guys get a correct answer on anything,

four or five, that allows you to pick a coffin

and in these coffins are challenges that my mistress of the dark will try to achieve along with the help of the baron and if he does achieve the physical challenge you guys get four or five extra points depending upon wow which question it was now tom you're going to be keeping score right absolutely okay

So any questions?

If he achieves.

If he achieves.

There's some challenges that are real easy.

There are some that are challenges.

I've got to tell you, I'm a little nervous because normally it's sort of like a crapshoot these games, but I'm against like two Titans right here.

They both know so much about horror.

This is very horror movie-slanted tonight's Halloween episode.

There are no tricks, except at the end, maybe.

The ones get them turning on the street.

That's the real treat.

All right, so get them.

We're not going to play the very first video.

We're just going to jump right to categories.

Okay.

Is the TV on?

No.

My wife said she was not happy I was taking the TV.

And she said, if the TV breaks, tell them Steve Dave's buying me a new TV.

And I was like, we got it.

We're buying the phone out of her asshole.

I don't give a fuck to break it on purpose.

She's going.

There's no orphanage money this year.

We're fine.

Yeah, we're not giving away anybody to orphans this year.

I'm going to buy you a 70-inch TV because it breaks.

Break it on purpose.

3D8K, anything you want, baby.

Yeah, but she was very concerned that I was going to break the TV.

Even though this TV, we bought at Target, it was like $100.

Very happy to report the TV was bought home safe and sound.

Not a scratch on it.

All right, Q, what would you like to kick it off?

But we got a southern gentleman, you know, well, Tom, Redemption.

Which one piques your interest?

Let's go to TSD Town Hall, number one.

TSD Town Hall number one.

All right, now you guys, Gidem, or Elvira is going to play a video.

You're going to listen to it, and when you think you know the answer, buzz in.

We don't have to wait for the video to end.

No, well, because

I'll just know who buzzed in front of you.

Okay.

You might want to crank up the volume.

Yeah, how do you do that, Giddam?

This is my TV.

Luckily, you bought the remote that I said you should bring.

I have the remote.

What's it say?

It says 35.

Okay.

Well, I don't hear anything.

Everybody, ready?

Ready.

Oh, hey.

Hello, everybody, and tell them Steve Dave Town.

Father Lance here.

I want to wish everybody a very happy Halloween.

And I have a trivia question for you.

In what horror movie did Captain Howdy appear in?

Okay.

Happy Halloween, everybody.

Be safe.

And hopefully I'll see you soon.

Maybe at the Stash.

Happy Halloween.

Oh, there's a dog there.

There's a a cat there.

Oh, there's a cat.

Can't see it.

I know.

Final Lance did it in a dark room.

Final Lance isn't big on lighting.

White Baron, you buzzed in first.

What is the answer to that?

What movie did Captain Howdy appear in?

I fucked up.

I don't know the answer.

It's like House of a Thousand Corpses, but that's Captain Spaulding, right?

Yeah, so I messed that up.

Incorrect answer.

Yeah.

I mean, you guys can't steal it, but does anybody at the table know?

Exorcist.

Exorcist.

Okay.

Can't the two of them then have like a buzz-off?

Why don't we get a buzz-off for?

For the answer to the question.

I know why, but we don't need it.

Oh, okay.

I wasn't here for the role.

I realized I was a cat, right?

All right.

Who gets to go now that when somebody gets a wrong answer in Jeopardy?

I think they just go down though.

All right, Brian, go ahead.

Pick it.

Pick a topic.

Okay,

let's go for Franken Five.

Here I asked Frank to reprise his role as Franken Five, which isn't all that easy because he has to put all this green makeup on, but he did it with no hesitation.

And that is why I love working with Frank.

He just makes everything he's in more fun because of his personality.

And he actually did these videos twice.

He submitted the first batch of videos without the makeup on.

And then later on, I was like, oh man, you know what would be cool?

If you became Frankenfive again for this, and

again,

without hesitation the man just was like absolutely I'll send it to you tomorrow and he did and that's why I love Frank 5.

Alright

please watch the video ready ready

hello and happy Halloween I'm Franken 5

and this is the Halloween episode I see we're in store for some very scary stuff tonight.

And speaking of scary, I just love Giddam's costume.

Don't you?

Kind of looks like Sigmund the Sea Monster if he was taking hormone therapy.

See, Baron, that's what happens when you tell me to add Lib.

I'll stick to the script.

Question number one:

Name the five movies with their subtitles that are in the Exorcist franchise.

No buzzers.

Honestly, I thought there were three.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

Huh.

Okay.

All right.

No buzzers?

I don't know.

I know four of them.

I think I'll leave it.

We're not losing any points.

Who would ever watch any of them after the third one, anyways?

No, I really don't know.

To make sense of what Frank Five said there, he didn't realize that he was going to be Elvira.

He thought he was going to dress in that green onesie.

That's why that Sigmund and Seamonster joke just in the making.

I think it works still.

Does anybody want to take a shot at it?

You don't lose anything.

Who's losing points?

The only one I know is the Heretic.

I know one.

Did Extorcist II even have a subtitle?

Yeah, Heretic.

Oh, it was the second one that was the Heretic.

Yeah.

Third one was, I can't remember.

I don't remember.

Legion.

Legion, yeah.

I didn't even know there was a fourth and fifth one.

Whoa.

Yeah.

No answers.

You guys want to know what it is?

Might as well.

Yeah.

Oh no, yeah, but I put it in here.

Damn, I can't believe you fucking horror hounds.

Okay, Exorcist, first one doesn't have a fucking subtitle.

Number two, The Heretic.

Three is Legion.

Four, The Beginning.

And five, Prequel to The Exorcist.

Oh, to me, right?

Did you see them?

I saw some parts of it.

They were pretty shitty.

Yeah.

That was a rough one.

We're off to a rousing start.

Wow.

Do you want a score update?

Now, Sunday, how many fucking Fangoria magazines do you have?

It doesn't matter.

I mean, it's just like, I don't see every single hard.

They sucked.

But they're still the Exorcist.

I don't think I've seen the last two.

Fast Sunday fact here.

Sunday Jeff not only owns a full run of Fangoria, he also owns full runs of Scary Monsters, G-Fan, and Starlog.

The two that you just said, I don't even remember ever hearing them.

Baron, this is Sorry Hill AP.

What was that?

Sounded like someone was attempting to hijack the signal there for a second.

You can look at the other two who didn't get the answer.

Right, but you are a horror aficionado.

You are.

I fucking, I told my wife that, like, he's going to get everyone he's right.

He's going to be a fucking walk in the park for him.

I don't care about that.

Friday the 13th, I might know, but I'm saying the exorcist.

I don't know, man.

It's just don't you own a full run of Fangoria?

Yeah, but I mean, again, it's readable.

Yeah, just because you have, do you know everything about every comic book that you ever read?

Yes.

That's a lie.

That's a lie.

That's not boasting.

I actually do know everything about every comic I have ever read.

All right, Sunday, you're showing that to a lot.

You're going to get the pick first.

All right.

I guess we'll go with Cliff Notes.

Cliff Notes.

Cliff quotes.

Oh, Cliff quotes.

Okay, now is it TV turned up?

Oh, yeah.

It's going to be a problem when we hit one point, but we'll deal with it then.

What's the problem?

It's going to be loud when it hits one point.

Yeah, yeah.

Why?

Well, think about it.

Just go.

Keep going.

Let's go.

My assistants went even too cryptic for me here.

They must have thought I was the blue baron.

All right, just Frank looks like he's raiding for baby food there.

Ready?

Okay.

Hey, what's up, guys?

Happy Halloween.

Here's your first clue.

Smile, you son of a bitch.

Buzzer 3, who's number 3?

Mate.

Sunday Jeff.

What's that quote from?

That is from Jaws.

Yes!

On the board, Sunday Jeff.

Nice work, Sunday Jeff.

Smile, you son of a bitch.

I thought he was like doing a...

He ran right into the question.

I thought we were going to get like a little Ming Chen song and dance, no?

He had a podcast to get to.

Oh, all right.

I didn't even notice he's close to the door.

He was right about to leave.

He's busier than Fatherland.

All right.

Yeah, he even wanted to blow through these.

He was in a hurry that day.

He didn't give me the same bells and whistles.

I mean, look at Frank.

You've fucking got makeup and everything.

This guy's already got one foot out the door already.

I thought he was going as a liver failure victim.

It's Mr.

Jaundice.

When's the last time you heard any good Jaundice jokes?

Sunday, Jeff, you're on the board and you have control of the game board.

You can go anywhere you want.

Oh, we don't have to do the number ones in here.

You don't have to do a number ones.

You can go to number two here.

You can go to number two here.

You can go to number two here.

Three, four, five.

You can go to the challenge.

Anyone that's already in the challenge, then

let's stick with the cliff quotes.

We'll go with challenge number five.

Wow, he's getting greedy for points, this guy.

He wants to be a baron, bitch.

Yeah.

He gets to pick a coffin.

Well, he didn't get it right yet.

Oh, that's right.

I guess that helps.

All right.

I'm rooting for Sunday, Jeff.

Four.

Number four.

Cliff quotes.

No, five.

Number five.

Five quiff quotes.

Number five.

And here's your fifth and final clue.

Well, hello, Mr.

Fancy Pants.

I got news for you, pal.

You ain't leading by two things right now.

Jack and shit.

And Jack just left town.

White Baron, you buzzed in first.

Army of Darkness.

Correct!

Bruce Campbell and Army of Darkness.

All right.

So now you get a physical challenge and you get to pick.

Woo!

So I can get five points right now.

Or top of the line.

You already got five chance.

Boy, I already got five.

Yeah.

Well, then,

let's do third one in middle one on the top row.

This one?

Yeah, that's it.

Okay.

Got a good shot of that?

Yeah.

Those palm olives.

Mad, I'm soaking in it.

There you go, Tom Zuli.

Did you put the pictures of the skeleton in there?

No, they were already in it from the dollar store.

Very good.

All right.

The first physical challenge for the Mistress of the Dark, which is worth five extra points for you, is the skeleton limbo.

So we're going to get to see that fucking figure.

Ooh, yeah.

Try to get under a limbo, Paul.

Try to keep your own poles under control as he does it.

So if he successfully does it, I get five more points.

Yeah.

All right, so we're going to bring the limbo pole in, and we're going to see the mistress shimmy in shape underneath the pole.

Five points, Q.

I hate to say it.

And the mistress slamming to the ground.

Come on, get him.

She didn't get a credit in the end when the credits roll, but the limbo pole was provided by my wife who uses it in her classroom for the kids every Halloween.

during the Halloween parties.

Where would you think, Tom's Wooly, would you think, right here or right here?

On the ceiling.

I think right here is fair.

Right?

I mean, that's impossible.

The guy's like 6'3.

All right, you want it?

to go up one more then we'll go up one more there you go okay so obviously victor we're gonna pipe in some limbo music under this

yeah you're all uh limber you know as limber as i'm gonna be okay so if you get under

sharon stone right there yeah

so let me just reset the picture here giddem who is in an elvira costume is limboing and you're still listening to this rather than joining up to the patreon and watching this hot hot mess?

So we can't touch it or he can't knock it off.

Just can't knock it off.

Will we put some limbo rock in here?

Yeah, we'll put some music in there.

Are we the end of Gidem right here?

Sorry, Kim.

Limbo Rock.

Frankenvirant does the limbo.

And I'm sure to no one's surprise, a granite statue looks more pliable than Gidem.

Oh, he's got it!

So close.

And much like my error earlier with the 10 slash five grand, Giddam does not got it.

No challenge points for Q.

Like you said, ceiling.

Oh, thanks, Giddam.

Tot night, huh?

Fucking trash.

Oh, boy.

You know, Giddam is a friend.

You leave a lot to be desired.

I am not the one who picked number three.

You're right.

You're right.

It's my fault.

I love you, bud.

All right, but I still got five.

I'm in the lead, a commanding lead.

If you're in first place, but boy, it would have been nice to get those five extra points to get that big space in between your opponents.

That's one of the harder challenges tonight, though.

Okay.

So everything else, I think, that may be in the hardest one.

No, one or two more.

We'll see.

All right, Q, you have control of the board.

You're in the lead with five points.

Sunday, you got one.

Brian.

Zero.

Zero.

Well, if my instincts are correct,

we're about to get a healthy dose of Maxwell, my friend.

We're going to do a southern gentleman's eskewed view.

I really love how Maxwell just embraced this category and made it his own and brought his own voice to it because he brings the exact energy I was looking for when I explained what the category entailed and how we would have to explain it.

He nails all five of these descriptions.

You don't have to reuse this.

Quite ginger.

Quite ginger.

Okay, get him.

Ready?

Ready.

And bless the Baron and keep him safe for all of his days.

Amen.

Ah, welcome, everybody.

Happy Halloween.

Glad to see you down here in hell.

Brian, Walt, Q, Mike, Ming, get him, all the indentured servants of Tellum, Steve, Dave Towne.

It's good to see you.

I'm down here deep in Hades with my mans, Bandy the Skeleton, Shongo the Skull, and Maxwell's right-hand man,

right hand.

This 1972 horror flick tells the story of four pretentious elitist assholes who stroll in and invade a nice little country town and start gawking, terrorizing, and murdering everything in sight with total fucking disregard for the locals who are there to show them love and affection.

It's bullshit.

Happy Halloween.

What do you guys think that is?

It's an eskewed view.

He's not really describing the movie.

He says.

Oh, well,

you can answer if you think what it is, White Bear, but one point.

It just sounds like, I don't know.

Deliverance?

Yes, it was deliverance.

That's what I thought it was.

Yep.

So wait a second.

Yes, try to figure this out.

You guys look very confused.

Basically, it summarizes the movie from a different perspective.

Yeah.

From the perspective of the Hillbillies.

He said something, yeah, that made me think it wasn't, but yeah, that makes sense.

Get it?

My thing was like, I never really considered Deliverance a horror movie.

Oh, really?

You would be okay with

fucking

schoolbilly on a horrible movie.

I'll tell you this.

It's not a horror movie.

It was never in Fangoria.

Sunday is correct.

Fangoria never did do any articles on Deliverance.

Nonetheless, any red-blooded dude who watches Deliverance should think it's a horror movie.

Are you going to tell me you don't think Deliverance is a horror movie?

I never thought of it as a horror movie.

It's pretty horrific, right?

Psychological thriller.

Yeah, something like that.

Dramedy.

Well, whatever.

I'm not here to quibble.

I got it right.

I didn't get the point.

But I think you guys got it now, right?

Yeah.

You got it.

It's going from a view askew.

We're kind of tying in with, you know, viewskew,

southern gentlemen.

I thought it was clever.

It was good.

It is good.

Now that we understand it.

Sunday, you.

Oh, no, Baron, you still got oh no, Bri, you got it.

He got it wrong.

So, Bri, you're second.

Go ahead, Bri, you take control.

Well, he got it wrong.

Brian, okay, Sunday then.

All right, let's see here.

Why don't we go with

what's in the title?

Oh, boy.

I really like, come on, Sunday, you got this, baby.

You fucking know horror, baby.

Don't fucking doubt yourself.

Well, what are we going for?

And what's in a title?

Is this explained?

What's in a title?

Okay, so in this one, there is no video.

It's just a still

and you guys are gonna have to identify the movie poster but the title has been removed i've removed the title of the movie in photoshop

leaving only the poster so when did you learn photoshop aaron

look at his mistress of the night had some help

for thousands of years i knew it when it was not even a fucking aaron created photoshop

i did with crayons and shit

all right go ahead get him number one on it's all in the title Oh, god damn it.

I didn't even fucking post the movie.

Sunday Jeff.

You got to be ready.

But this is Big Fore.

You're fine to be a baron.

You got to be ready at all times.

Number three.

Who's number three?

Sunday Jeff.

Sunday Jeff.

What is the title of that movie?

Shocker.

Yes.

Oof.

That's what I'm going to do to Elvira later.

On the board for another point, right?

Yeah.

So updated score is Q is in the lead with five.

Sunday Jeff has two, and Brian has taken Sunday Jeff's spot with zero.

I usually come back at the end and then lose, so there's still some excitement.

You give a good run again.

Go to Keats.

All right, Sunday, you have control.

I told you, don't doubt yourself.

You're the fucking knock daddy hard.

Anything is on the board with a challenge in that.

And what's in the title?

Four.

Four.

Ooh, a challenge.

Sunday's not playing games, man.

He's here to win.

My heart is on fire.

Is he?

You got to give us a countdown before you're here.

Okay, guys, ready?

Looking.

Three,

two, one.

Brian Johnson.

No, no, white Baron.

White Barron.

I thought it was Prometheus, but it's not.

So I don't know.

Prometheus.

Oh, it's not Prometheus.

Sunday, you know what it is, right?

Dead zone.

Nope.

Didn't bury it.

Brian Johnson knew it.

I get it, but it doesn't count.

Didn't bury it.

Yeah, baby.

Come on.

All right, so this category is another example of how video will be so much more satisfying when we are showing movie posters with no titles.

So close.

And so the close house.

Now,

in your other, in your

former life, when you were just a human being, you worked in a video store.

What era?

in the 90s so you would so you had a lot of exposure to 80s horror right on that on the vhs yeah yeah dead and buried there's a ring a bell does not ring a bell west uh the guy from uh nightmare what's screaming on elm street is in it right robert inkling robert in

great movie if you've never heard is it a great movie it's a really good movie

it was written by the same guy i think who wrote um that vampire movie uh with bill paxton in it what the fuck was the name of it near dark near dark yeah pretty sure the same guy wrote that one.

I don't know.

Do I get a point for that?

That's right, Darwin.

The perfect use of the rubber chicken.

All right.

I think he goes back to the white Baron.

Yes.

You've got control of the board.

What would you like?

Let's do Cliff Quotes for four.

A challenge.

Yeah.

Cliff quotes.

All right.

So get ready to play it in

three,

two,

one.

All right.

Here's your fourth clue.

Ah, listen to them.

The children of the night.

What sweet music they make.

What is he doing?

I thought he would do a little like he did last time.

Brian Johnson, you buzzed in first.

What is that quote from?

Dracula.

Dracula.

He's on the board.

Four points, and he got a challenge.

So you get to go to the coffins.

All right.

Pick a good one, big boy.

Second down from the left.

Come out here, get him.

Let's get you out of here.

I'm going to let you pick it up.

Just read it what it is.

Number

this one?

This one from the left.

Bottom, second.

You're off camera, fuckhead.

There you go.

There you go.

You talk to your mistress like that.

He looks like David DeVito

in Batman Returns.

You ever think from behind that you can...

He doesn't.

I know what's looking at him from behind.

Wait, so you're saying that you are looking at his behind and see something you like?

I mean, it's not as horrible as I thought it was going to look from behind.

His tongue.

Well, his tongues are wrapped in his piece.

That's a hell of a compliment.

You guys got to work together.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

He might have that costume on all the time.

Yeah, October.

He's wearing it at the Christmas episode, too.

Oh, for a second, I thought he was wearing high-heeled boots the way he was just wearing them.

That's just as hard.

That's the effect I was going for with the box stop.

Sex.

Those moments were supposed to be a lot closer together.

Why, it's a major award.

Fragile.

Next Patreon tips.

Changili.

All right.

Challenge on the board.

Oh, Oh, this is a great challenge.

Ginnam has one minute on the clock,

and he has to try to make either Sunday Jeff laugh or the white baron.

If he can make either of those guys laugh in one minute, you're going to get four extra points.

If they remain stoic,

he's got a mask on, though, too.

So it's really going to be hard to tell if he laughs.

Oh, I'll be honest.

Okay.

I'll shoot straight.

All right, so you have 60 seconds.

But I play this game with the best.

Was I give an advanced notice to this one?

Yeah, he's not.

I want you you to come in at least on something cold.

Could the one thing that needs to be cold be kept cold instead of this?

I'm telling you, I know there's a segment of Tell and Steve Dave viewers who are going to have some fucking

more enjoyment than they thought out of this, right?

I used to know a girl who really got excited with guys gender bench.

All right, you got 60 seconds.

You're still bending that way to the end of it.

You got 60 seconds on the clock, somevooley, Tom Vooley?

I hope you got a good plan over here.

So you go up there, do whatever you want to try to make them laugh in five, four,

three, two, one.

Go!

Seduce them.

Well, that's not going to make him laugh.

You missed a spot.

You got a joke?

Yeah, tell a good joke.

So I bought these boots at Walmart.

I wanted to danger boots for something.

That's kind of like a laugh.

I didn't laugh.

You didn't laugh?

No, no, not even close.

Big shit, everybody.

So the play-by-play for this challenge is pretty simple.

Giddam throws his hands up.

He walks around with a weird limp, and pretty much stares at the contestants while saying, I don't know what to do for almost a minute.

And he also attempted to tickle Sunday Jeff to make him laugh, but to no avail.

15 seconds.

Sorry about those points, bro.

You got four at least.

Can you knock another tooth out?

This is a really good.

Waka, waka.

Who's the wuzzle?

Use those points.

You know what?

It was a good effort.

I thought it was a good thing.

Well, that's a tough one.

It's tough.

He's dressed like that and he couldn't make you laugh.

Sunday, you fucking rock.

Rock hard.

Not for that.

All right.

So, Brian, you did get four points.

I did not.

Yes, you did.

No, you got four points.

Okay, I meant for the challenge.

So it's five Q for Brian?

Two Sunday.

Oof.

All right.

Brian, you have control of the board.

Where would you like to go?

I'm going to go for uh what's in the title the fifth one another challenge yeah i want to go for it

okay

all right so we are gonna put the poster up there without the logo without the title in

three

two one

two brian johnson ghoulies ghoulies yes five points wow

did everybody know that i know yeah that i knew yeah you know okay so you get to pick another coffin

all right

sorry the one closest to you farthest right on the back on bottom sorry yep

thank you mistress avara

apple cider chug

you gonna fill a mug with apple cider and he's got to chug it all down without stopping.

I figure you got this one.

So stay right here, Elvira.

Let me get the props.

It's delicious hot or cold, just like me.

See, why don't you bust out jokes like that when you're trying to make him laugh?

But when the pressure's on, he does not perform as well as he does when he's off the cuff, right?

Not getting my axes, yeah.

Are we ready?

When you try to do it on an angle, so you can get you on your hand.

All right, so we've got the apple cider.

It's sealed.

You know,

it's been tampered with.

Old Orchard, so it's definitely, and that's not like no frills.

It's a name brand.

Did we wash the mug?

They wrote a name on it.

The mug is being washed out.

Okay.

Okay.

Why the sticker's still on the bottom?

Well, I just rinsed it out.

I didn't wash it.

I just rinsed it out.

There's a fine layer of dust.

I could have made the U.S.

So you're sorry, HO and Mexico.

So you've got to chug it all without stopping.

There's no time limit.

So as long as you just keep chugging, you've got to get it all down with not a drop in there.

Okay.

Is he going to do that bullshit where he spills most of it on his chest and face?

Or is he going to do it?

And then you could do more of the camera.

And then if you guys, but if he doesn't do it and it does go all over him, if you want the points, maybe if you do a shot

off his chest.

Body shot.

Found his cleavage.

Harrow.

Hair in your mouth.

I mean, it's five points, Brian.

So he's got to do it in one chug.

One chug.

What do you you guys think?

Think he can do it?

I think he got it.

Do you chug beer?

I have an occasion.

Wow.

Leave no room for Aaron.

Now, hold on, before you start, let me get the bucket.

In case there's a reversal of fortune.

This was no small mug that Gidden was chugging from.

Aaron Rodgers would see this mug and decline to participate because it's so big.

Only Packer fans are going to get that joke.

There's a trash can over here.

I believe it's over here, Baron.

Oh, shit.

There's a trash can over here.

I was going to use the cauldron, but there's all sorts of stuff in there.

I think I could possibly return it to the cauldron.

Last year's puke.

All right, Elvira.

Go, go, man.

Go.

Ready?

Get set.

Go.

Chug, chug, chug, chug.

Look at him go.

Oh, my God.

He's got the successes done.

Oh, my God.

I wanted to think that was going to happen.

Like a two-year-old.

Peace-o-cake.

Challenge completed in like five seconds.

There you go.

Very ladylike.

I can't believe how fast that went.

That was crazy.

A little bit more challenging.

Wow.

Impressive.

That was.

Thanks, Zyra.

Five additional points for Brian.

Five additional points for Brian.

He jumps to the lead big time with that.

14 Brian Q5 Sunday Jeff 2.

Wow.

Giddham's gluttony finally pays off.

Brian Johnson, you can go anywhere.

That's a fruit.

Apple.

It's not right.

Let me go.

Which is a fruit.

TSD Town Hall, the third one.

TSD Town Hall.

Town Hall number three.

We're gonna play the video

in three,

two,

one.

Happy Halloween, fellas.

Ah, here's the question for you guys.

What 1983 horror movie featured a shocking scene with an exposed transgender penis?

Really, Walt?

You couldn't have left this one for Ming?

White Barry.

Sleepaway camp.

Yes!

He's friends with the lady.

She's awesome.

That is a good timeline.

What are you going to do?

Yes.

Yes.

Excellent work, Baron.

That's an extra three points.

Very politically correct phrased question.

Nice work, Mike.

What was it politically correct for?

I think we would have used a different word if there were five years ago on Telm Steve.

We're going to say transgender.

We're much more woke here now.

Yeah, absolutely.

Nobody wants to be excluded from the Halloween

White Baron, you have control of the board.

Yeah, I think we're going to go right to number five on TSD Town Hall.

Okay.

Tiffany Sheffis movement.

We got to make big moves.

We're getting all the challenges out of the way.

I got to make big moves here.

This guy's so far ahead.

Okay.

But you do have.

What was that?

What was that one for?

So he has.

That was number three, right?

That was a three.

Yeah, so he has a three.

You have the updated scores?

Yes.

Oh.

I just want to know so we keep track.

Seven, seven, should I?

Brian has 14, Q has eight, Sunday has two, eight.

Oh, Sunday, yeah, because I have you know,

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not scolding you, man.

I really thought you had this.

I know, I know, it is all about

timing.

Yeah, it's about speed, it is,

it's about how quick your fingers are.

All right, uh, number

five, right?

Number five, right?

Number five, TSD Town, right?

Yes, in three, two, one.

She's well-bred.

Oh, hey, welcome to Creaky Studios.

This is your favorite Irish audio sprite, Creaky, here.

I just want to say a very happy Halloween to all the guys in New Jersey and all the listeners at home.

Okay, people, I have just upped the ante in trying to motivate you people to go join the Patreon.

Because finally, after all these years, we reveal.

what old Creaky Declan looks like.

That's got to be worth five bucks alone.

You know, I'm sure the Patreon website just crashed crashed with all the new members rushing all at once to view this elusive video.

I have a question for you.

Tell me this: How many films has there been in the Leprechaun franchise?

I would say that's a cute question.

Number three buzzed in first, which is Sunday, Jeff.

How many films in the Leprechaun series?

I think it's five.

Oh,

that's the he's not counting the series.

You wasted me time.

He's not counting the reboot there, huh?

Oh,

you know what, though?

Didn't tell you this.

But since Sunday's fucking doing so poorly, we're going to let him take a challenge anyway because we want to use all the challenges.

Woo!

You know what I missed out on the challenge?

All right.

How many was it, though?

That's what I really want to hear.

There's fucking eight leprechaun movies?

Can you believe that shit?

Eight leprechaun movies?

Who the fuck is watching that shit?

How about Declan?

Is that the first time you guys ever seen Declan?

No, I hung out with him.

Oh, that's right.

First time I've ever seen him.

That's the first time I ever seen him.

He looks good.

Who's the girl?

Oh, he was watching Leprechaun Porn.

Oh, yeah.

She's a Leprechaun 8.

If you listen to it again, he's going, oh, yeah, she's a fine stock.

Yeah, really?

Yeah.

She's well-bred.

All right.

So, Sunday, Jeff, we're going to give you the challenge solely because we put so much effort into these challenges.

We don't want to leave any challenges unchallenged.

Too much, you know, is gone into this.

All right, I'm going to pick box number one there, Walt.

Box number one, Elvira.

Thank you.

Welcome.

What kind of perfume you got on?

Papa Sider.

Fucking yeast.

Yeast!

That's so nasty.

Oh, no.

It's any more nasty than I'm wearing.

Elvira has a yeast infection somehow.

That's so insane that you would say that.

All right, let's go to the challenge.

Small little dagger.

Oh, yes.

Oh, there you go.

How to count the hot dogs.

Oh, shit.

We just have to assemble it.

So, what's going to happen is I'm going to put a belt on of hot dogs.

How many hot dogs are on the belt?

Six.

Elvira will have to take a bite out of each hot dog within two minutes without pulling the hot dog off my belt.

If she can get a bite out of my eight hot, my six hot dogs, you're going to get five points.

What's going on?

It's just a mask off for this.

This is the greatest show in town.

Okay, just bear with me for a second here.

Dischallenge Morph from putting hot dogs in a bucket and having get Giddam bob for them.

But in 2018, during the Halloween episode, we almost lost the audio when we bobbed for Vermin.

So Victor said, if there's anything we can do to not include water into the game, it would be a wise choice.

If I'm being honest, I knew this challenge would be crazy looking, but I did not anticipate how disturbing it would look.

And I apologize.

I really, really apologize.

I'm sorry.

But I guess to take the mask off, we got gender benders, we got guys sucking hot dogs.

What is going on?

Fighting.

Fighting.

What happens when the winters?

I think it's televised.

It's got a lot of

transition into

2020.

A little too old for me, hot dogs.

You're asking me.

All right, put the belt on.

All right, let me get my belt on.

You got to have it together.

Mistletoe.

That's the part we never do.

It's all right.

This is crazy.

We don't have bad members in New York.

Victor's all worked up.

Camera Shannon.

I'll take it.

Someone's getting very close to the real hot dog.

I hope not.

These are just chicken and turkey.

Victor knocks up the kid over there and puts his wig on.

Two minutes on the hot.

Oh, my God.

Don't be shy, good.

So, how much time does he have?

About two minutes on the clock.

That's a lot of time.

She was right.

That would be way too much time to participate in what is not our proudest moment.

Now, what's his positioning?

We're going to figure it out.

I don't know if we have not practiced this.

Okay.

But

I left

something

in reach

that we can try.

If you were having problems like doing it like this without any help.

I'm going to use that chair and I'm going to get up on the chair.

Okay.

All right.

So we're back.

If anything happens, please send this to HR.

So I've got the hot dog belt on.

And I don't know if I told you this before, but he cannot use his hands.

He can only use his lips and his teeth.

Right.

He can only seize it with his mouth.

He's got to take one bite out without pulling the hot dog off off the fishing line.

He's got two minutes.

And

he doesn't have to eat it either.

He could spit the hot dog out.

It's not even a real hot dog, right?

No,

they're bar S Polish sausages, the most expensive thing that a dollar can buy.

They're from the dollar stores.

These are from the dollar store, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

All right, so Tom's woolly.

So you don't care if he spits the swallows, just as long as he gets the hot dog in his mouth.

As long as he gets them all.

Yeah, all right.

As long as he gets all six hot dogs bitten into without pulling any of the hot dogs off the belt, you're going to get the extra five points, Sunday.

Nice.

All right.

You can do it, brother.

Now, get him.

Do you have a

do you do?

No, do you have a method?

Are you going to go like on your knees?

Are you going to go into a teabagging position?

I believe on my knees, yes.

Okay.

To get the proper angle on the muscle.

I'm going to swing him a little, though.

That might be better than the teabagging position.

Yeah.

I might have to get up on the chair immediately, I think.

I hope not.

All right, let's go.

We ain't got all night.

All right.

The hot dogs aren't getting warm.

I think you're what the other hot dog out there.

You ready for the countdown?

They've been behind the counter for two days.

She had a lot of practice over a week.

It won't just.

No, not that hot dog.

Just put the string on his cock.

Hope you won't notice.

Is that good?

That's good, right?

This isn't like the bag of popcorn trick, is it?

All right.

Oh, my belt.

At least I'm not blindfolded.

The belt is too tight.

All right, ready?

Ready.

Three.

Go!

Go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Look at that.

It only took about two seconds into the challenge to realize I had made a horrible, horrible error and miscalculation in going through with this challenge.

Oh, God.

This is disturbing, man.

Hold on, let me move away.

hair.

I think you guys need to do some hair for the audio version of this.

Move your hair.

Why do you got your arm back?

Come on, Giddam.

Yeah, move your hair back, get him.

Come on.

Come on, you hungry little slut.

Superman pose.

Like, hey, here you go.

Come on, you hungry little slut.

Hold on, hold on.

Come on, you fucking filthy pig.

Come on, you disgusting fucking slob.

Do it.

Do it, you fucking slut.

Do it.

Look at him.

Get him in your fucking mouth, you boar.

At this point, I jumped onto the chair, and that would prove a real miscalculation as Gidham got way, way too close and personal to my backside.

And I would call off the hot dog belt challenge.

Do it.

When you're holding it up on the belt, do it, bitch.

I can use my hands.

Do it, bitch.

Suck it.

Get out of your mouth, bitch.

I hate that work.

Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

Fingers point.

No, hold on.

Hold on.

Challenge it all.

That's it.

Fucking touch it.

Get it done.

No points.

This is a

Straight-up salad tossing.

I was like, where's the jelly?

Victor, did you get a close?

Close.

Close.

But it would have been unfair if Suddenly got those points.

Burn that belt.

Patreon gift.

Nice work, get him.

Oh, thank you.

Let's clean up some of these.

I mean, his face was all the way up Walt's ass.

That should be your profile for Tinder, like your profile shot.

Get him.

You're all right, bud.

Hot dogs on the floor.

What's the matter?

I thought I could have done it, bud.

Well,

it wouldn't have been fair to Sunday to get those points off.

All right.

Wow.

What a challenge.

Wow.

I didn't think it would be that

disturbing.

What did you do?

It's about the hot dogs.

I didn't know why.

That was way more disturbing than I thought it was going to be.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, for you.

As an outside observer, it looked weird.

Like, if I stumbled upon that somewhere, I'd be like, I'm out of here.

Yeah.

And wait till we show it in slow-mo, too.

Some of those bites and just spitting it out.

Oh, man.

Yeah, I just thought that would sound like, you know, like

an innocent Halloween, like bopping for apples.

You know, I didn't think it would be that strange looking.

Yeah.

I was wrong.

Bobbin for Phallas.

All right.

Who has control of the board, Tom?

What's the updated scores?

Brian has 14, Q has eight, Sunday has two.

Okay.

I think it would be Q's turn.

Yeah, because Sunday Jeff, right?

All right, K, where would you like to go?

Let's do.

Let's not do a challenge.

Let's get him a break.

Thank you.

Well-deserved one.

Let's do Southern Gentleman number three.

All right, now this is the movie from a point of view that you're not used to.

Right.

Got it.

Okay, ready.

Number what number?

Three.

Number three and three,

two, one.

And watch over get them Steve Dave.

And maybe do something about that gout.

Amen.

Ah, welcome back to hell, everyone.

This 1988 movie is about a group of aliens who are just doing their best, man, trying to fit in, trying to thrive on a new world, when some fucking idiot comes along, starting fires, throwing gas on them.

Classic shit stirred.

He tries everything in his power to expose the aliens when they're just trying to live with a little bit of anonymity within their community.

But do you think that this rabble-rousing, xenophobic, twat piece of shit gives a fuck about an alien's rights to privacy?

Nah, man.

White Baron, you buzzed in first.

Yeah, Yeah, that's.

He's got it.

Yeah, thing, the thing.

You know?

Oh,

gosh.

What do you mean?

That's 82, the thing.

I think it's.

Can I say?

Yeah.

They live.

They live.

They live?

They live.

Oh.

Remember their right to privacy?

They were hiding in plain sight with the sunglasses and Roddy, Roddy Potter.

Oh, I missed him.

He didn't say sunglasses, but

yeah.

Well, you know what?

The thing, it could have worked for the thing.

I thought it was the thing.

But it's not 1980.

That was 82, not 1988.

You can try to figure it out by some other clues, too.

Yeah.

All right.

Not an embarrassing loss, I guess.

Well, you didn't lose yet.

It's not a loss yet.

Well, everything that's not a win is a loss.

All right.

You're up.

What get him, Steve Dave has to do?

That's a loss.

Oh, man.

All right, Bri, you got control now.

Let's see.

I'm going to go for

a little more Frankenfive.

I miss him.

Frankenfive number four.

Oh, a challenge.

Challenge.

They even had thrown fire on the aliens and everything, and that's how they got them in the thing.

I was really thrown off by that.

Should have been you.

All right.

So we're going to get

Frank and Five question number four

in three,

two,

one.

Question number five.

Oh, that's number five.

Stop.

No.

I'm stopping.

I'm trying.

No, what are you doing?

I'm still thinking of them hot dogs.

I know where to go.

I labeled that as number four.

Where's number five?

You want me to go to number five and try number five?

All right, you labeled them two, two as number five?

I nabled it as one, two, three, four, and five.

I went, why?

How are you recording that?

You just said question number two.

Number four, we want.

So I guess try five.

Oh, okay.

You know what?

Let it roll then.

Let's start it from the beginning.

I don't know.

I knew something was going to get fucked up.

These are the ones we didn't listen to.

Question number five.

Which character crossed paths with Godzilla?

Was it Pinocchio,

Bambi,

Scooby-Doo,

or Optimus Prime?

Brian Johnson, you you buzzed in first.

What was the character that crossed over with Godzilla?

Gonna go ahead and say it was Bambi, Baron.

Correct!

And how many points would you like to give?

It's got to be four, right?

Or was it five?

Still four.

Still four.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

It's four points.

All right.

It's got a challenge at the coffin.

Are you up for another challenge?

Yes, always.

When did he cross over with Bambi?

Oh, in the 70s.

Animated, right?

It was a short as an animated short.

It was an animated short.

It was only 30 seconds long.

Godzilla and Bambi Bambi team.

Godzilla vs.

Bambi.

Yeah, we'll play it for you right now.

It was a Disney?

It was a fan thing, but it kind of got exposure.

And Bambi is eating some grass, and all of a sudden, a big giant lizard foot comes in and crushes her.

I see.

And then says the end.

It's kind of cult.

I thought Bambi was a punch.

Was that a Pangorian?

I don't think that was a Pangoria either.

I'll have to check, though.

Wait a minute, you didn't know that either?

No, I did not know that.

Wow.

I'm really shocked.

I really had a much more.

I elevated you to the Mount Rushmore of.

I thought, like.

You know what?

My face isn't on Mount Rushmore.

I know, but on my Mount Rushmore, a horror, yours was.

After backing me so many times, you should be used to being let down.

There's a lot of game left.

He could still

do it.

He still can.

You probably wouldn't worry about surrendering your white barrack.

Maybe to Brian.

Which coffin would you like, Bri?

Get him top left.

No hot dogs on the

more hot dog challenges.

Thank God.

At least off the belt.

Thank you.

He's not eating any kind of phallic things,

but he is eating.

It's the candy bar challenge where he's going to have one minute.

to eat 10 sugarless candy bars.

He can do 10.

There are 27 in there.

Oh, he can't do 27.

Yeah, he can't.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I mean, he's done enough.

I can't put him into

a

diabetic coma.

There's no sugar.

I need to get a taste of hot dog out of my mouth.

Hold on.

I'm going to put it up, too.

So

these are the candies.

How many are in here?

27.

27.

I don't think he should have to eat all of them in a minute.

That's just insane.

10 is nothing?

10, 10.

10 is nothing.

15.

Did you see him drinking that apple cider?

15 in a minute?

Let's see.

27.

Did you see him with the hot dogs?

Yeah, it's one every two seconds.

I don't think it's.

I'm going to do 20 at least.

20 out of 27?

All right, yeah.

Yeah.

It's like, so now we get 10 seconds.

Start off with 10.

All right, get him.

How are you feeling?

I've been waiting for that job.

You're not treating me like a lady anymore.

He's been beaten now.

What'd you do with those hot dogs?

All right, so let's put a minute on the clock.

On your mark.

So we want to get down to 20 in there so I know when I can stop?

I'm going to count them out loud as you do it.

Ready?

Yep.

Get set.

Go.

Okay.

One.

Two.

Three.

He got it.

I don't think he has it.

Yeah, you got it.

Four.

No way.

Five.

So this challenge spooked me because I was afraid Gidham would choke or have a reaction to the sugar.

So that's why we went with, you know, sugar-free chocolate.

But that also would have ramifications because here's a little behind-the-scenes nugget.

Giddam informed me the next day that he had horrific gas

for hours after eating all that sugarless candy.

Apparently the additives didn't agree with his belly.

And he proceeded to tell me all the gory details.

You're welcome.

Slowing down.

Don't worry about choking.

Don't choke.

Seven.

I could get four points.

I'm going to be a parent.

I feel myself ascending.

The light goes out of your eyes.

Come on.

You can do this.

I thought I'm going to do 10.

25 seconds.

I got your sugar in it.

Fuckhead.

Go.

Hamper.

10.

You got 20 seconds.

You still get a shot at this.

You can do it.

Oh, no.

I don't like to wear those hot goals.

Pretend it just was a hibiscus cum.

12.

10 seconds.

Poor cup on the floor.

13.

You got it, baby.

You sexy thing.

14.

Time is up.

Unable.

I almost suggested 50, and then he still wouldn't have made it.

I didn't think, yeah,

I thought the peanut butter was definitely going to tie him up.

Probably slowed him down.

Yeah, Yeah, for sure.

Do they taste like a regular Reese's cup or no?

No,

they taste exactly like regular Reese.

Excellent work, though.

Dr.

Cowell, you can't even tell the difference.

Yeah, you tried.

Wash it down with some cider.

No shame, no shame.

Wash it down with a hot beer.

Frankenstein's fucking in the back.

No shame.

All right, so he doesn't get those points, but he does get four, right?

Yes.

I don't remember Frankenstein having ears like that.

They got the ears from like that.

Yeah, I think those are bolts and ears.

Rudolph's New Year special.

He looks like an elephant with his tusks cut off.

Yeah.

Like he got Renafella with an ivory poacher.

It was kind enough to let him live, though.

You could call that living.

So does Frank have

one, two.

Does Frank have three questions to read?

I labeled them one to five.

I played number four and I played number one, so there's still three more that are unplayed.

Okay, good.

All right, Brian Johnson, you've got a commanding lead.

You are well on your way to becoming a colored cadre of fiends.

Oh, that would be awesome.

I'm going to go, let's see.

Cliff quotes for three.

Cliff quotes, number three.

He's an entertaining chap.

He sure is.

We're in for some giggling.

Cliff quotes, number three.

Then he walks off.

Joker.

In three,

two,

one.

All right, here's your third clue.

Don't let them bury me.

I'm not dead.

Brian Johnson, what movie is that quote from?

Shit.

Oh, my God.

If I don't say it, they can still get it, right?

Because I'm not going to say anything because I know what I can do.

No, they can't steal it.

Oh, they can steal it.

No, I mean, I'm saying I can't get it because I know I can't remember the name of the goddamn movie.

Sorry.

Time is up.

Do you know what it was?

Is it Serpent in the Rainbow?

Yes, it was.

Serpent in the Rainbow.

And then I was like, what the fuck is the name of it?

Great line, right?

Don't let them bury me.

I'm not dead.

Yeah.

Or everybody want heaven, nobody want dead.

Yeah.

All right.

Got for a point.

All right.

So, Sunday, Jeff, you need to get back into this in a big, bad way.

You can start your comeback right here, right now.

You're the fucking

best.

All right, well, you're the goat of horror.

Let's not go.

Obviously, that's not true.

Yes, you are.

I'm trying to build you up.

You're coming.

Well, you know what?

Let's come back of the year begins right now.

Don't call it a comeback.

Number five, Frank and Five.

Whoa.

I go right into a challenge.

You can get 10 points out of this if you get this right.

Back in it.

Right back in it in

three,

two, one.

question two

which of these horror franchises has five movies in total is it jaws

screen

phantasm

or the human centipede

the human centipede baron remember that time we wanted to create our own human centipede and we drove to aunt charlie's and we picked up those two guys and we had them be

fused together,

but they escaped.

I don't know.

I wonder what they're up to.

Steve so writes every once in a while, but I haven't heard from Greg.

We should really do that again.

If only we could find two fit people to fuse together.

I mean, we could use Giddem and Tom,

but but that would be more like the human slug.

Well, I'll let you decide.

I'm up for anything.

All right.

Wow.

The Sunday, Jeff, which of those options

has five movies in the franchise?

I'm going to say it's Scream.

No.

It is not Scream.

I didn't think there was five in the franchise.

Phantasm.

It was Phantasm.

Oblivion.

What?

Look at Sunday Jessica.

The magnitude of what just happened.

You see, it hit him?

Five was all just

through his hands.

There's still a physical challenge.

Obviously, it was the last one.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, there's still a physical challenge for you, Sunday.

You can still get five points.

Get up, get him.

Get on, get him.

The rest of the challenges, there's no more, like,

you know, crazy ones.

No, one of them is.

Which one?

Oh, yeah, not really.

That's innocent.

I thought the hot dogs were innocent, too, until I saw half of them.

I really thought the hot dogs was something that you would see at a kids' party, those hot dog things, but I was

never had a kid's party ever.

Locking up, brother.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I know the name of the

Falcons when they fucking froze in the Super Bowl game.

Yeah, this is the second half.

All right, what's challenge coffin you want?

Let's go with

number five on the top there.

Okay.

Thank you, Mr.

Stooge.

Mistress of the Not Dark Enough.

Oh, this is an easy one ghost and pumpkin bowling so we're gonna set up a little bowling alley right here he's gonna get two rolls of the pumpkin to knock down the

five pins the the uh six pins i think it's six pins gonna get two rolls at it before you before you set up those pins remember what happened to the cake boss

Got his hand impaled.

I don't think we're going to be dealing with any kind of machinery here tonight with this one.

All right, get in your position, mistress.

As a Patreon gift, Walt, you should do like how they used to have the fold-outs in the magazines, just do like a mini-post for him as Elvira.

Like, you could sign it.

Oh, God.

He could, like, kiss each one with lipstick.

It would be amazing.

It would be fucking great.

Right again.

Just got a lipstick.

Yeah, I would too.

I'd put it like a grunt.

Put up in the man cave.

All right.

So those are the six pins.

Stand behind that line.

There's seven.

There's seven?

No, there's six, right?

No, he's right.

There's seven.

There's seven pins.

I'm sorry.

I never said I was a mathematician.

10k, 5k, 6, 7.

It's all close enough for me.

Those are the seven pins.

You got two rolls at it.

You could do this.

Sunday really needs his points.

He's not going to do this.

When was the last time you went bowling?

About two years ago.

That was with a ball and real pins.

and at an alley and I was wearing shoes.

Not a dress.

Or lips.

Dress was there.

No way.

Giddam's attempt here looks like someone who has never attempted to throw a ball in his life.

As if you should be throwing a ball anyway at the pins.

You should be rolling it.

But

his plan was to throw the pumpkin at the pins and miss by a country mile.

I don't think I could get it to roll.

You roll it on the side.

That was underhand.

So

one more roll, Sunday, Jeff.

You got this?

Fine, I'm going to try underhand.

Underhand on the side.

Can you just throw it at him?

That's what I was trying to do.

That was terrible.

He bounced up in the air.

Didn't even come close to it.

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.

Let's throw to everything we hope to do.

Wait a second.

This doesn't count, but.

And his second attempt was no better.

Let's see how long it takes him

I want to see how useless rolling it was.

Oh my god, get him.

How about seven people?

Get back behind that line.

It doesn't matter where he stands.

It doesn't matter where he stands.

There you go.

All right.

No challenge, no points.

But he tried, though.

He gave it his all.

You're moving further and further away from wearing that sweaty mask.

All right.

Let's

see what we got here.

We got three challenges left.

Yes.

You got to take them big swings.

Who's up?

Sunday, you got it right.

You didn't get it right.

Okay,

white baron.

So we'll do Southern Gentleman 5.

Another challenge.

Yeah.

That's it.

I need big points here.

Yeah, but like, as soon as I'm like, I know what it is, Q hits the button.

Did I fight for my life?

You're so far ahead of me.

Look at Sunday.

He's just

in his own head.

He's dejected.

There's still plenty of time, though.

But he, you know, he was on the big table.

He was at the table with the big boys.

He could still do this.

It's anybody's game still.

You can't run with the big dogs.

As long as those challenges are on the board, it's anybody's game.

Maybe you just said that the hot dog challenge is over.

And we're doing Southern Gentleman number five in three,

two, one.

And Satan, I know I've asked a lot of you today, but please, please keep an eye on a shared universe podcast studio.

I'm afraid the building may collapse under the weight of all that Comic-Con shit that Mike and Mean collect.

Amen.

Ah, welcome back to hell, everyone.

This 1976 movie is about a boy.

and his stepfather who damn sure ain't got the boy's best interests at heart.

This old piece of shit spends all of his days and all of his nights doing everything he can in his power and out of his power, calling in favors he ain't even got from people he don't even fucking like with the sole goal of stopping the boy from taking his rightful place as an honest God prince.

Fuck.

Brian Johnson.

Something else.

I'm like, okay, I think I'm wrong.

What do you think it is?

That's what I think.

Correct.

Oof.

Five points

and a challenge coffee.

He prints why I've got it.

But he said 1976.

That's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know it's hard because

right now

you're in the lights, you know, you're a deer in the headlights right now.

I can just tell you.

You're not from the hot dog, so it doesn't really matter.

He's got the yeps.

I just saw like, you know, the

yeps.

The light,

the shoulders sunk.

Who's that for people?

There's still a path for you.

There's not.

Yeah, there is.

There really isn't.

All right.

Go towards the light someday, Jeff.

You're dead.

That might be up there.

Poltegeist.

What coffin would you like, bro?

I challenge you guys.

One that I can fit in.

I'll take the top one.

Thank you.

Again,

this is a kiddie game that you would see in any children's holiday party.

Belt a hot dog, too.

Man, I apologize about that interference still being in the final cut.

I did ask Declan to see what he could do about removing it, but he was apparently too busy watching videos of girls dressed as leprechauns, it appears.

But I just get the feeling that this is not going to look as wholesome as I thought it would when I came up with it.

Gid him has to pop all the balloons that we're going to tape to his body in a minute.

So we're going to tape

balloons to the front and back of him, and then he has to pop them any way he can without his hands.

In a minute, 30 seconds.

Without his hands.

Without his hands.

He's not getting a mad for this.

You know this, right?

He's not.

The rest of the episode is.

He could use this.

He could use anything in the room except his hands.

He's going to use this comic book rack.

Camera.

All right, so we're going to.

If you guys want to get a drink or use the bathroom,

all you got to do is paddle into his calf and he's not going to

because we're going to have to take the balloons on.

We need a couple seconds to take the balloons on.

Me and Q just went to the bathroom all over Sunday Jeff.

All right, so we couldn't tape the balloons to the dress.

It wouldn't hold the tape.

So what we're going to do instead is we're going to...

It's holding enough.

It's screaming with that dress right now.

But we're going to put the balloons on the ground and he's going to have 30 seconds to pop as many of these balloons.

He has to get them all.

And if he does, you get the points, Brian.

He gets all the balloons popped without using his hands.

So he can use his feet,

his knees,

anything.

But your hands.

Yes.

but donk-a-dunk.

Come on, use that junk in the trunk, boy.

All right, 30 seconds on the clock, Tom's Woolley.

We are ready

on your mark, get set,

go.

Come on, use those big cloud hoppers or something.

Oh, there you go.

Ah,

he's got

it.

Uh-oh.

Oh, no.

Yes, hold on,

huh?

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Ten seconds.

Ten seconds.

Don't fall down.

Don't fall down.

Get him.

You can do it.

Two.

Two.

One.

Oh.

Man.

Dude.

Dollar Store Balloon really held up, didn't it?

See, ironically, if you were wearing heels, it would have helped you.

Well, I'm crapping out on those challenges.

Yeah, the challenges have proved a lot.

lot.

I don't think he's completed the challenge.

Yes, he has.

The chug.

Which is one I didn't think he would complete at all.

Why would you think that?

The man drinks fucking beer like he's out of style.

Why would you think that?

The one thing that he's good at.

He drinks beer like it's apple cider.

No challenge points, but still, he does get those points.

Updated scores, Tom?

Brian is a commanding lead of 23.

Q has eight.

Sunday, Jeff.

Sunday Jeff, you can still shoot for second place.

There's still time for you to get second place if you have a white baron and defrock

the existing white baron.

Shooting white.

He's not even paying attention anymore.

He's on his phone.

He's now on his phone looking up answers.

Coming down to this.

All right.

I got to reattach Elvira.

Okay.

Give us a sec.

I think that was the last challenge, right?

No, it was two fours more.

Oh, okay.

All right.

So there Sunday, there is still time for you to get second place.

You get eight points right now.

That's not going to happen.

You'd leapfrog over me?

Yeah.

You can't get first place,

but you get second.

Well, the key is strategy, right?

Even if you don't know how to fucking answer, you just hit the thing anyway.

Might as well guess.

That's what I thought you was doing at the beginning.

Like, once you're in a lead, I thought you were just hitting the button.

You're like, I don't care.

I have a fucking answer.

No, that's not fun.

That wouldn't be good for the.

he could still get if he gets if Sunday Jeff gets those both those four eight

16 points.

Yeah, he could do it.

He definitely can, but he has to believe he can, and I don't think he can right now.

Joe can do it!

He's testing his girlfriend a challenge.

I know when

he happened to be.

I saw this hot dog belt challenge.

I want you to try.

I have my own horror movie that can go out of this shit.

Can you put this wig on?

I want you to look like Get him.

I'll be right home.

I'm going to the dollar store.

There's like 35 points still on the board.

All right, he's a text.

All right, we're ready to begin.

Bry, where would you like to go?

Let's see.

I'm going to go TSD Town Hall 4.

Let's go for a challenge.

Challenge.

Come on, Sunday.

He may have this one.

This is easy.

He may have this one.

Good.

I just want to see if my buzzer works.

It does.

Let's wait till it goes out now because it takes 30 seconds.

All right.

TSD Town Hall, number four in three,

two, one.

Hey, guys, it's Troy.

Just dropping in and say happy Halloween.

And here's our question.

Bruce Campbell is best known for playing Ash Williams in the Evil Dead movies and the TV series.

Besides that, he's been in many cult movies.

What police-centric 1988 horror movie did he star in?

Ryan Johnson.

Maniac cop?

Yeah.

Maniac cop.

Yes.

Four points and another challenge.

Running away with this.

You're going to be the new colored cadre of fiend.

That is awesome.

I'm not even kidding.

Look at his face.

He got married this year.

2020 has been shit for everybody.

But Brian Johnson.

I don't want me worrying.

What's the difference?

What coffin would you like?

Let's see.

I'll take first one on the far left there.

Yep.

Did you know that one, Sunday?

Yeah.

I hit the box.

Yeah, no, I didn't know if you knew it.

Did you know it, bro?

I knew that one.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

This one's easy.

There's no humiliation.

Yeah.

This is

definitely

this is definitely a kiddie game i thought all these were kidding games i was wrong what parties were you going to

guess how many candy corns are in the jar whoa so if and we're going to let him get within 10 either under or over if you know if he comes within 10 he's going to get the candy corn challenge

still pretty good freaking guess to get within 10 of how many are in there yes yeah that's a lot oh yeah i mean it's not like 50 no 10 yeah but when you have a the intelligence of of this man here, like...

Obviously, he's a genius.

Look at him.

Yeah.

And look at you.

I dressed like a girl.

I'm not losing.

Oh, you're losing already.

Both of you guys are

catty as hell.

Temper's just flaring.

You still not be winning.

Yeah, you wish.

Come on, get him.

How do you, all you have to do is take the volume of that thing, multiply it by something.

There's some sort of math equation, right?

Now, I had this sealed because I was afraid that you would break into it and count it and cheat.

Or eat them.

Unless fill it to the top.

You only leave 10 left in it.

I can't stand candy corn.

So

if you come within 10, you can go over or under.

You're going to win this challenge.

How long do I have to

see?

Yes.

We're going to put five minutes on the board.

Five minutes?

How long do you fucking need to take a guess?

I just want to

know how long I had.

Go ahead, hold it.

Touch it.

548.

Wow.

Holy shit.

He's right.

Almost.

There was 560 in here.

Oh!

Oh!

Wow,

he wasn't too far off.

Now, did you say 548 because of 148?

That's why I said 48.

That's right.

It was close to that.

I'm like, I don't want to say 550 because it's just too much.

If you would have said 550, you would have got right.

Yeah, but that's too much.

I'm such a pure fucking ego.

Wow.

I give it to him.

Why?

Why?

The guy doesn't mean it.

You did change every other game rule.

Wow.

Next round, you eat them all.

No, again, I can't send those pieces.

All right.

Good job.

Excellent work, Elvira.

But again, not a challenge completed, though.

But you have control of the game.

I was impressed with that.

I'm impressed with that.

That was a good job, Jim.

Used to work receiving.

Counting?

Killing?

Receiving what?

No,

counting boxes on a pallet.

How does that help?

It's the same thing.

It obviously did it.

You count the top layer, then you try to figure out down the way down.

All right, Brian, where would you like to go?

Uh, let's go just do it,

put the nail in the coffin now.

Let's do it, southern gentleman.

Uh, the challenge, sure.

Let's go for four.

So, now this would be the Maxwell's last

challenge.

Okay, thank God.

All right, so we physical challenge on the board, get him.

Maxwell's fourth question in three,

two, one.

And keep a mindful eye over Brian Johnson, Satan.

His life is going so well, and I'd hate to, what's that?

You already got to deal with Brian Johnson?

I will.

Cool.

Welcome back to hell, everyone.

This 1992 horror movie is about a guy who reaches his fucking breaking point when people won't stop prank calling him.

These immature...

public bus seat smelling motherfuckers keep ringing him up asking them to meet him somewhere and when he's he's kind enough and obliges them with his presence, what do they do?

These stupid motherfuckers run away.

Who in the fuck does that?

White Baron.

Joyride?

Not Joyride.

Anybody got a guess?

What was I going to say?

I was going to.

No, I forgot.

92.

Yeah, I had a guess, but I don't think it would have been right anyway.

Candyman.

Calling him up.

I've watched Candyman.

They call him.

He comes.

They run away.

Yeah.

92.

All right.

No points for the challenge, but still got the points, though.

All right.

Got it wrong and knocked the challenge out of the way.

Now we got to do the challenge.

Oh, yes.

Yes, we will do the challenge, though.

Oh, even if you get it wrong?

yeah, yeah, we just can do it, but that means the first means the first one, that means I'm owed a challenge then.

Yeah, sure,

we'll give it to you.

You got it, you're you're you're coming in second place, anyway.

You know, you know, it's a technicality here, bro.

He's fucking quality,

just playing tapped out.

You're performing

all right.

Well, I guess I'll take the one to the left to start with.

Yeah, that's your left.

Thank you.

Elvira

has one minute to charade a movie that you have to guess what the movie is.

Let's do it.

This is awesome.

One minute on the clock.

Drop your nonsense.

I get this right.

He had prior knowledge of this.

I gave him the opportunity to figure this out on his own and not go in cold like he did with the Make Me Laugh one.

Okay.

Excellent.

Was he successful?

We'll see.

All right.

Go.

All right.

He's pledging.

He's marching.

He's an army.

He's saluting.

Has any other audio podcast ever attempted charades?

It's pretty lofty of us, if I do say so myself, but again, it's just another reason.

The video version of this episode is going to be just a bit more enjoyable than the audio version.

Do you have any fucking clue?

I know the answer.

I don't know what that means,

could you try another tactic, perhaps?

I know.

He's putting his hand on his heart.

Hot dog.

Past the hot dog contrast.

Hot dog contrast.

30 seconds.

Maybe try another one?

I know what he's talking about now.

Maybe.

There's only one movie.

Oh, you can't talk.

No, but try another tactic, not another movie.

Obviously, I'm not getting whatever you're doing.

It's this.

Well, it's this.

It's just

the only two fucking things.

Orca.

There you go.

Oh, we're back to that.

Yeah.

Silence of the Lambs.

T for fucking.

Time.

Reveal to them what it was.

American werewolf in London.

I knew the wolf.

As soon as America was a werewolf.

What was that?

You didn't even try

the fucking werewolf.

He did werewolf.

That's what this.

That I got.

Yeah, he was trying to suck off in the circle.

I'm in the air.

It wasn't in a circle.

You were doing upside down heart.

No, I was trying to do it.

No, it was the moon.

I thought it was a heart, too.

American.

What were you doing for London?

Moonstruck.

Well, I was hoping by the point he got to American Wolf, he would have figured...

Werewolf, okay.

And not have, but that's what the T was for.

Did you do the T?

I did the T.

Oh, yeah, I heard him say T.

He said England.

T was all right.

I mean, that's a difficult, that's a long road.

Well, can we try the other challenge then?

For sure.

Yeah, that one.

Wait, wait, is this the wait?

Is this a challenge that's attached to one of these?

Yeah, it was earlier, before we changed the rules.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't know what's still on.

I know what it was.

Oh.

I'm a little scared to do this one after the hot dog one, but it's donut on a stick.

Excellent.

But that shouldn't be erotic, right?

No.

Unless you make it that way.

Unless you stick a hot dog through the donut.

Right.

Oh, one hot dog's left.

So what was the challenge?

He has to eat the donut in a minute 30, right?

Yeah, bro.

Distance yourself now.

Obviously, I'm a little gun-shy after the hot dog belt challenge, but this particular challenge I found online Googling Halloween party games for kids.

So I think we'll be all right.

Oh, get him.

What's going on, man?

Is he coming between you guys?

Seems like Walt's got a new sidekick now.

No, I mean...

Legitimately 149 bitch Hindi Corn.

Yeah, I got a feeling

who's legitimately a 148.

Well,

he can back it up while this man just fucking just talks out of his.

Asshole.

His pussy hole.

I'm just noticing it.

I think it's like the banter and affection you usually have for Gedim is now going in this direction.

Tom's Woolly, yeah.

It won't last long, don't worry.

Oh, no, no.

Don't worry.

I get insulted on the Sunday Jeff Show all the time.

Look at this.

Yeah.

I mean, this is amazing.

Yeah.

Look at the F.

Yeah, yes, yeah.

I can't pick one over the other.

I mean, I did do the hot dog bell challenge with you.

Yeah, that's true.

Come on, I made the hot dog bell challenge.

So you can't pick one over the other, so they're equal.

Yeah.

Oh, it must be nice to hear, right, Given?

You work with him.

So it's the other next time.

You've been here for eight years.

Get him.

You've been here for eight years.

He's called you his son.

You work with him, but now you're equal.

There's a whole production company, Flanson and Sony.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm part of that too, now.

So did he rise or did he drop?

He stayed the same.

Yeah.

If not a little bit, like a little, once, you know.

No, he stayed the same.

Okay.

And he just came in

with a, like a fucking, like a bullet.

Yeah.

You know, just like a heat-seeking missile.

Right.

Just exploded onto the scene.

Oof.

And still dragging.

And still going.

So he's stagnant and he's still going.

I don't want to say stagnant.

You're putting words in my mouth.

I'm still trying to make you feel bad.

I was surprised you didn't guess all this from the charisma that he showed.

I design boards.

I don't tell jokes.

Yeah.

But he does come up with a lot of like, like the springboard ideas are amazing.

It's great.

He's great.

He's great.

Yeah.

I told him.

Well, he's great too.

Oh, sure, sure, yeah.

I mean, by the way, I'm not dressing like Ovara.

I love my neck shirt.

Guess what?

You didn't have to watch something else.

Have Walt poke you in the eye and shoot a die into your ear.

You do not need to be like.

I probably could have ate all six hot boys.

I'm just saying.

Oh!

Oh!

He quit, not me!

Oh!

He quit, not me.

It's like a Jerry Screamer show.

Oh!

Jerry!

Go back to the videotape.

He quit.

Brush him!

Brush him!

Come on, guys.

Stop!

I want a close-up of my what the fuck expression when he quit.

I was there.

I don't know the stance.

He's like.

He just needs that pocketbook.

All right, come on, let's get back to the game here.

I mean, I know what you're trying to do.

I got a knife.

He's trying to drive a wedge between them.

I'm just saying what it's thinking.

I'm going to take a point on the machine right here.

There's a shiny new part in the machine.

That's all I'm noticing.

Get him did all that audio and everything.

Press play.

We're about to reveal the donut.

Do you want to stand on the chair?

No.

So how much time?

A minute 30, right?

A minute 30.

Okay, I'm just going to

pick up some stuff.

Does he get an extra point if he eats the bag, too?

Wait, whose points are these?

Oh, his accuses.

So he's got to eat that in a minute at 30.

Yeah,

I think you can take this slow.

I don't think you have to act like an animal.

Bang him into the shape.

Get him.

You work hard.

You work so hard for him.

Do you guys think this is going to look fucked up or do you think it's going to look like a party?

In fact, I think you should utilize that.

Turn it around, like put it right here so all day, like at work.

literally a carrot on a stick

don't eat carrots not sugar all right you ready get set go

oh look at that it's already halfway gone

the floor

wow he really

the donut on a stick challenge uh again

i don't know what to say i mean get him makes apparently, in that Elvira costume, everything look

horrifically erotic.

Turn around.

Looks like he's doing Coke now.

Come on, Giddam.

It's all about landing the donut right now.

You're not caught.

It's all about landing something.

Yeah, Victor, make sure you get nice and tight on that.

Okay, you're close now.

How much time?

Anyway, let's take it easy.

Let's rest here for a second.

You want to get your little apple cider?

Wow.

Okay, tell me when you're ready to go.

How much time has he got?

Like 45 seconds.

Oh, he's got this.

Don't eat the string.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Slap it on the face.

He's like, I'll catch him for five seconds.

There it is.

There it goes, fish.

It's a whopper.

Thank you, Giddam.

Throw back.

Nice back, Get him.

Thank you, Giddam.

Oh!

Thank you, Giddam.

That was something else.

You have to say, that's a big redemption right there.

Huge, right?

Huge.

After failing every challenge for me.

Yeah.

But Q kind of called him out before that challenge.

You got to motivate him.

What a name, man.

All right.

All right.

So let's get some updated scores.

He's got a challenge points to add to that.

Yep.

That was, what do we give him Q4?

Yeah.

Brian has 27.

Q has 12.

Sunday Jeff has two.

I did not think it was going to go this way.

I'm on him on Sunday Jeff.

I did not think, I would have bet, I would have went all in.

I would have bet everything I own.

I would have fucking put my pink slip of my

both cars.

I would have bet the house.

I would have went all in on you, brother.

I'm shocked.

Fangoria don't mean what it used to, bro.

All right, Q, where do you want to go?

Let's finish out, Maxwell, with Southern Gentleman's Eskewed View for two points.

Good job, Giddam.

Yeah, you're done, Giddam.

All the challenges are off the board, right?

Yes.

All right, so you are.

Get him, come out here and take a bow.

You can tell the episode.

I don't want to take a bow before I finish with the.

No,

the challenges, the outfit.

Give us a nice pound blouse.

There you go.

Thanks, bud.

Oh, God.

A little reduced screen time this year, but Tom's here to make up for it, so no problem.

No problem.

All right.

I can see how this is all going.

Can we

Flannon Sons, perhaps?

Can Sunday Jeff get an extra challenge point if Giddam picks up a hot dog by squatting on it?

You want to finish out, Maxwell, already?

Which one, number two?

Two.

Number two.

Three, two,

one

and keep a watchful eye over brian quinn and keep him safe and if you have time the other impractical jokers but if not that's okay too amen

aha

welcome back everybody glad to see you down here in hell with me bandy shango and my right hand man right hand This 1991 horror flick is about three thieving ass pieces of shit who are given a place to stay by a very lovely couple.

And how do these criminal fucks repay the generosity of their landlords?

I'll tell you how.

While they're out committing fucking crimes, these five-finger discount pieces of shit decide to break into the fucking cellar of their landlord's house and then turn their own children against them.

Absolute bull shit.

White Baron, what movie is that?

People under the stairs?

Yes.

That's two points.

That was well done.

Well done.

Thank you.

White Baron.

Thank you.

Updated score.

Brian, 27, Q, 14.

Send to Jeff 2.

Q.

All right, let's do Frank and five for three.

In three,

two, one.

Question number four.

How many classic universal monster movies are there?

Is the answer 30,

27,

or 35?

27.

Is that right?

That's right.

I can't remember.

That's not right.

Well, he only said three.

He said there's four, and I don't think he said the right one.

I don't think he said the right one.

I think there's only 31.

I thought there were 48.

What?

All right, I'm on.

I'm looking at it.

Hold on a second.

What's the Blu-ray box said?

I think it's 31.

How many?

Fuck.

That was my fault.

I gave him the wrong answers then.

Okay, but I'll just take the points and we'll.

Yeah, you know what?

You would get the points on any game show.

You're right.

Wouldn't

it?

This is.

I'm in no danger of losing my white baronet.

Oh, you're not in the trust me, you're not in the middle of the moment.

This is phenomenal.

It says

40.

It says all 43 classic.

Oh, the intro.

Does that sound right?

That includes the.

Yeah, 43.

Did he say 43?

48, I thought he said.

No, I thought it was 48.

Yeah, but that includes like the mummy with Tom Cruise.

I hope not.

What did he say?

Sunday Jeff gets the points.

Let's give the points to Sunday Jeff.

The Amazon box that is 30,

but it says all 30.

Well, he said classic.

Yeah, I meant the black or white strip.

Yeah, maybe it's 30 then.

Yeah, it says 37.

it's 31.

27.

Yeah, I thought it's 31.

He didn't even say that, though.

When you were doing it, I didn't know it was classic.

All right.

All right.

Nice communication bullish.

All right.

Way to go, Tom Gooley.

That's not on him.

That mistake was on me.

I sent Frank the wrong answers.

Just me juggling too many plates, I guess.

All right, where do you want to go, Kim?

So you catching that candy corn.

So that was which one?

Three, Frank and five?

Yeah.

So let's do two.

Let's do Franken Five, two.

All right.

Franken Five, question two.

Let's close out the Frankenfield.

In three, two, one.

Question number three.

In the 1966 film, which notorious Western outlaw met Frankenstein's daughter?

Daughter.

I thought it was frozen.

It didn't look like it.

It didn't look like his eyes moved.

It was freaky.

He's got some good timing, man.

All right.

Sunday Jeff, you buzzed in first.

What notorious outlaw met Frankenstein's daughter?

Jesse Jeeves.

Yes.

Woof.

Back in the game, baby.

You just doubled your points.

What he did was remove any chance that Q could win.

Because all those would have added up to 28.

So if I didn't get any more wrong,

I would have had 27.

If Q got them all right, he would have had 28.

But Sunday Jeff just stepped in and

just sealed it.

Let's just finish it out.

Well, we'll see, because now what's the score?

Sunday Jeff has four.

Brian has 27, Q has 14, Sunday Jeff has four.

So could he do it?

He can't even do it if he got everyone right.

But can you do it?

Can you come in first place at this point?

No.

So it's a technicality.

Do you want to finish it out and let everybody play his video?

Because, my God, if we don't play Chris Ledondo's video, he will have

himself.

We have to play his video.

So, play the Tesdown then.

All right.

I say that Chris would off himself because he put so much effort into this video as well.

And he got it to me within hours, and he used a green screen as well.

So, it would have been a travesty not to play his video because he went above and beyond what I asked him for.

After that, how many are left?

One,

two, three.

Okay.

All right.

So, Tesdy Town number two in three, two, one.

What's up, guys?

Here from Iranian Bathhouse.

This 1981 horror movie was one of the earliest films to feature male full frontal nudity.

Can you name it?

I'll be right there, Cyrus.

Brian Johnson.

Was it ghost story?

Oh, I put that in for you.

Yes.

When we saw a ghost story in 1981,

it was all this motherfucker could talk about for weeks was that some dude's pecker was showing.

He would draw pictures of it in school.

He was obsessed with it.

Like, there's no way you can look at me the way with those hot dog belts.

It's not a more hetero than the way he was fucking obsessed with this fucking old man's pecker as he fell out the window.

Remember?

This guy falls out a window and his bed CGI and he's falling like it's a shot down at him as he falls and he's fully frontal.

He would do that that figure.

He would do that in class

to get me to laugh in the classroom.

He would just go up to the front of the classroom and do this.

He was obsessed with Goat Story, the movie, because there was a pecker in it.

Oh, it's hysterical.

That's why I put that in there.

I don't know if you remember.

Oh, yeah.

He gets those points, though.

He earned it.

That is a 100% true story about Bry and the movie Ghost Story.

The man who was a boy when this movie came out was absolutely consumed with that one scene and Ghost Story.

And I can't tell you how happy I was that he remembered it.

So got Cliff quotes or what's in the title?

Okay, Bry.

Let's go what's in the title for free.

Okay, we're going to reveal that number three in three,

two,

one.

Oh, I know this.

Number three, Sunday, Jeff.

Prophecy.

Yes.

Woo!

Stage of the coming back.

When was the last time you saw it?

A long time ago.

Terrible.

Italy Shire.

Yeah.

I might as well finish that one out.

Go with number two.

You know that cue?

You knew that movie?

That one I knew.

That's an oldie.

Yeah, that was from,

that was definitely my old video store days.

Okay.

So we're going to show you the next poster in three,

two, one.

Sunday Jeff.

Extra.

Yes.

Fucking on.

Why did you all do fucking posters?

Extra.

Why did you choose that category?

Pretty awesome.

Sunday truly excelled at identifying horror movie posters without titles.

Unfortunately, that was the only category Sunday excelled at.

I didn't get a chance.

Well, the winner gets to choose the next question.

Yeah, Extra was the movie, an 80s, early 80s movie.

Did you ever see it?

I never saw it.

Yeah, I saw it on cable.

It looks like three of them.

There was no full frontal male nudity, don't worry about it.

Let's move on.

Last one is cliff quotes for two.

Cliff quotes for the last one, right here.

Which one?

Two.

Two.

Two.

All right, here's your second clue: A boy's best friend is his mother.

Brian Johnson.

We all know it's psycho.

Yes.

Wow.

Dude.

Hold on.

We spelled out Final Jeopardy.

Oh, no.

This is where you lose, Brian.

This is where everything loses

60 points.

This is March 60 points if you get this.

How many points is this for?

How oil wrestle get them.

Now, this, just like Jeopardy, though.

So let's see your final scores before I tell it out Final Jeopardy?

Brian, 31.

Q, 14.

Sunday Jeff, 9.

Okay.

So, I'm going to give you a card, and you guys get to wager before you know what the question is, Final Jeopardy.

So, like, how many points do we want to wager?

How many points you want to wager out of your, how many does he have?

31?

Yeah, 31, 40.

31, you're going to write down what you're

doing.

I can't catch you unless you bet really stupid, right?

He doesn't have to bet that one.

Yeah, but like, if you bet stupid, Jeff might catch you.

That's why I'm saying I shouldn't bet stupid.

Yeah, it's really, this is all about Jeopardy, babe, how you play the game.

So what are the, could you remember?

I don't know if there's any Ken Jennings.

Ryan has 31.

So you have 14.

Jeff's got nine.

So he could.

Yeah.

If he wages all his points and gets it right,

he would get 18.

If you don't wager anything.

I have to play to win.

You got to play.

Do you have to do at least?

You have to wonder if he's going to get Final Jeopardy right.

So he is nine.

Yeah, he's with him.

He can get 18.

Yep.

Yeah.

He can max out at 18 if he gets the Final Jeopardy question, right?

I have 14.

So you want to go at least five.

Well, you want to go five.

At least.

Oof.

Whoa.

You know what I got to do?

Do the nine.

Do we?

Just so we're on the same page, Debbie.

I think I finally figured it out.

You want to go all in or you're nine?

All right.

Have you written down what you're going to wager, Brian?

Yep.

And Q,

we need you to enter in your wager, please.

I'm torn here, man.

There's a lot writing on this.

How long is Spinal Jeopardy?

I can't.

I can't.

Oh, actually, with your.

Yeah, they need more than 30.

Okay, yeah, we can do that.

We can do a time-lapse.

We could do a time-lapse.

Take them five minutes and make him eat some candy while they're at it.

I have to take this seriously.

Of course you do.

I have to take this real seriously.

You should have been taking this seriously from the get-go.

No, I have, but this is like, I have to really, I'm playing.

Yeah.

Because if I bet nothing.

If you fuck up here, you could lose everything.

But if I bet nothing, he is betting nothing is betting that he's going to fuck up.

So you're betting that he won't get the question right.

Right.

So it's 14 to 9.

Yes.

I got to bet five if I have to.

You shouldn't reveal that yet.

That's revealed only when you're questioning.

Okay.

But why need you to tell me when you've entered in a wager in?

All right.

I'm good.

Okay.

Everybody's entered their wager.

Okay.

So we're going to put up on the screen a poem.

And in that poem, there are nine words in the poem that are dyslexized.

You ain't got nothing to worry about, Quiet.

This is going away.

It's been a long time since we've laid dyslexia.

Can we gather their bets so they can't change them now?

Yeah, that's why I want to enter into first.

So you're going to look at the poem, and the words that are in red are dyslexized.

Yeah.

Meaning you you have to reverse those words.

Then put them into

the order of the poem and then read the poem aloud what you think it is after a minute, 30 seconds.

Okay.

Okay?

Minute 30, we're going to do it.

Okay.

Oh, you already have that.

Okay, so let's put the poem

up on the board after you get minute 30.

Hold on.

You're going to give them the paper?

I'm going to give them the paper as soon as I'm going to tell them when they can turn it over.

And there should be a marker there, guys.

So

I put the slots in here where you fill in the words.

So

remember, it's a poem.

So there's our clues to help figure it out.

Should we be looking at it?

Not yet.

Don't turn it over yet.

All right, we are about to reveal the final Jeopardy poem.

When an opportunity, everything is on the line right here.

The tension is so thick.

You can cut it with a...

with

a fire's dagger.

Dagger belt.

All right, let's reveal the poem.

Get him.

Glittery squire, oh so timid and puny.

Dislike some 24-carat Charles Nelson Riley.

Baptized in countless drips of angelic pea, less modest and fabulous than John Wayne.

Timer, go!

So in your sheet, write down the opposite of the red words.

We'll put the Jeopardy music in here.

Yes, the long-awaited return of dyslexia.

Now, while the guys guys try to figure out the poem, I thought I'd use this moment to read our one ad for this week.

I was going to get cute and read the ad in the dyslexia language, but I feared we wouldn't get paid, so I'm just going to read the ad.

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All right, Lynn, let's get back to see how the guys are doing with their poem.

My guess,

not too good.

Yes, we are done.

Okay, did you fill it in all your words?

Nope.

Nope.

Quickly fill it in.

Okay, all right.

All right, don't worry about it.

I thought we had to stop.

All right.

Okay.

So we're like, Sunday, Jeff, reveal on camera right now how much you wagered.

Nine dollars.

Nine dollars.

Okay.

Read aloud this poem.

Glitter king, oh so question mark, question mark.

Like some 24 carat Charles Nelson Riley baptized in countless question mark of question mark eight.

Question mark, question mark, and fabulous and question mark.

So no way.

Okay, so

you got one, you put in one word, king

no you put oh wait, didn't you put king and like I yeah, I was gonna say you got like like uh okay just

now

What was what was giving you problems John Wayne

Okay

Okay, I tried to like tell you it was a poem

not yet but like

if you if I gave you this last word,

you know the late, this is in black, this word, so it wasn't, so this was part of the poem, then you knew it had to rhyme with that word.

It's like Sudoku.

It's like Sudoku.

It contains the answer.

The whole game is, you know how I feel about this.

That TV might get broken.

You might be getting a new TV very shortly.

Then I'm going to stick my fucking fist through it.

That's what I like.

That's the kind of emotion, raw emotion that I really want to see tonight.

Even though you went down swinging.

Did he?

Swinging like a hot dog.

All right, Brian John.

No, wait a minute.

Q would go.

But how are points distributed?

You had to get the poem correct, and he obviously.

100% correct?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, well, there's none of us going to get that.

Let's see how close you came.

Okay, so how much did you wager, Q?

Oh, I went for it, bro.

All 14 points.

I don't fuck around.

Oh.

Wait a minute, though.

But then he would have zero.

You didn't even even have zero if you didn't get it right.

He bet on what is on.

What did you do?

Wait a minute, though.

Let's read the poem.

Let's see what you got.

I only think six.

Well, let's write.

Damn, what did you do?

Don't you remember what he did with my wife?

I fucking look at which way I'm supposed to go, and then I go in the opposite direction with this motherfucking poem.

All right, well, read the poem aloud.

Spawned the white parent.

Hold on, let's hear what the poem was.

He may have gotten it right.

No, I didn't.

I said, Glittering knight, oh, so brave and strong, lovesome 24-carat Charles Nelson Riley, baptized in countless streams of demon P, more extravagant and fabulous than Carrie Grant.

Incorrect.

Yeah, I know that.

And you wagered all your points.

So now you're zero.

You got a two,

baby.

Brian Johnson, what did you wager?

Well, I didn't get the whole poem, right?

But I did only wager one.

Smart man.

Why don't you enter the bag?

Insured yourself of a first-place finish.

And barrenhood.

Thankfully, because I did not get a lot of these words.

What was it?

Read the poem that you got.

Let's see, I had glittery king, and then I wrote, oh, so brave and blank, like some 24-carat Charles Nelson Riley, baptized in countless buckets of satanic pea, more blank and fabulous, and I was going to write John Wayne Gacy, but then I didn't have any more.

You thought John Wayne Gacy is the opposite of John Wayne?

I don't know who's the opposite of John Wayne, so I was like, Gacy Wayne's with me.

All right, so Brian Johnson, you came in first place, finally.

You,

in a few moments, you are gonna become more than human, you're gonna become a demigod.

If I had held off getting married for a month, the fucking ass I could pull by being a baron.

Oh my god, you still can.

Barons don't work by rules, that's true.

I'm like, Oh,

yeah,

accept that'll work, right?

All right, so we know who came in first,

but what do we do about a tie?

Well, it depends.

Zero-zero tie.

Do you want to keep going, or do you want me to just borrow a point from Brian and win?

Well, why would Brian give it to you?

He's a bear.

Because he wants to go home.

Well, how can we keep playing?

There's no more, there's no, unless you want to do it.

We can do another hot dog belt challenge

with you and me.

Come on, let's go.

Show your mouth.

Or you can just give a point to Sunday and be like, you had your chance.

You had your Philip being a baron.

It was too much of a commitment for you anyway.

No, no, man.

We got to fight it out.

How are you going to fight it out?

There are no more questions.

There's no more questions, even ones that were rejected?

Is this the thing you told me about you were going to pull this crazy thing out of your ass when you walked in here?

No.

Okay, what was that?

I told you if I lose...

Well, you're about to lose.

But I'm not going to lose.

I'm tied.

Why don't you

remember?

All right, you know what?

How many words did you get right?

You tell me.

You got more than I did, I'm sure.

You got night.

Knight was correct.

All right.

And so you got one.

So night.

He didn't get he only got one and you got one.

He got love and it was like.

The opposite of dislike is like.

What's the opposite of angelic?

Demonic.

That's what I wrote.

No, you wrote demon.

Here we go.

Okay.

Mini-goth.

Would you have accepted satanic?

Mini-chigoth, mini-goth.

No.

No.

Wait, what did you get?

He got like.

What's less?

What's the opposite of the modest?

More.

I got that.

You got two.

You're still the white barrel.

Holy shit.

You still need fucking glasses.

And once again, Q throws in another amazing monkey wrench into the games, just as he's done so many times in the past.

And even with that monkey wrench, Q still retains his hold on the white baron title.

But come on, tell the truth.

How many of you ladies out there were on the edge of your seat at the prospect of seeing, or hearing in this case, Q do the hot dog belt challenge?

Huh?

I got to imagine there was quite a bit of you out there who were fanning themselves at the prospect of Q going after the hot dogs dangling from my belt.

I gotta sit down.

All right, here we go.

The full answer was going to be done by a celebrity video.

Yeah.

We got a special person, very, very special person to read for the very first time ever and summon for the very first time ever

the newest colored cadre of fiend.

But we're going to do that after Brian gets into his gear.

All right, you ready?

I point your attention

to the screen as we're going to hear the poem, and then we're going to ask Brian to come in.

Not yet, Bri.

I'll call you in.

Get him, Steve Dave, and 3-2-1.

Play the super special celebrity reading of

the first time

about the new Baron.

When you say 3-2-1, this is exciting, right?

This is really exciting.

3-2-1.

Hey, Desney Town, are you ready for the first time ever to welcome the newest member of the colored cadre of fiends?

Let me read you something right now, ladies and gentlemen.

Glittery Knight, oh, so fierce and mighty, like some 24-carat Charles Nelson Riley, baptized in countless showers of demonic pea, more flamboyant and fabulous than Liberace.

Brian Johnson, the gold baron!

Gold Baron!

Get in there!

Welcome!

Hello, Gold Barons.

I cannot tell you how special it was to get Kev to do the summoning poem with the Gold Baron.

It was just so nice to have him a part of this episode because it's been a really long time since he was on Tell him Steve Dave.

And it just makes me so happy to involve him, even if it is just for this tiny segment.

But, you know, I hope in 2021 there's more opportunities for Kev to be on TSD or for us to be on his modcast.

You know, that would really make me happy in 2021.

So right then and there, Sunday, Jeff, look what escaped your grasp.

It was so tantalizing close.

It was very close, Sunday, Jeff.

But not close enough.

Now look at you.

You're the only mortal on the stage today.

Somebody's got to be mortal.

So, right now,

I'm about to hand you your very first facts.

I get to read a fact.

You get to read.

I have a couple facts in the envelope.

You could read a couple here tonight for the first time ever.

I would start slow.

You know, don't go crazy with the facts.

I'd like to read

my thunder.

Just, oh, yeah, read a couple, I think.

Oh, yeah, a couple.

All right.

What's the one fact I'm allowed to read?

I've got some facts for you, too.

Okay.

We won't keep you out, white Baron.

Let's see here.

Let's see.

First fact.

Liza Minelli is Judy Garland's daughter.

Are all your facts kind of flamboyant?

Read another one, Gold Baron.

Let's see.

I'll show you.

Judy Garland was terrified of thunder.

She'd hate the Barons.

Read one more.

Just one more.

I'll give you one more, all right?

We're going to really mix it up.

Judy Garland portrayed Dorothy in MGM's Wizard of Oz.

I did not know that.

Right?

I mean, should I just go for broke?

Yeah, go ahead.

All right, man.

Here we go.

Baron.

Fellow Baron, guess how many times Judy Garland was married?

Five times.

They're not going to always be Judy Garland, but there was a theme tonight.

Some will be Liza Minnelli, some will be a little bit more.

You want to read a couple of yours?

Sure, sure.

It's been a while since you read a fact.

I hope they're about Judy Garland.

No.

I think I'm only allowed to read one fact, right?

All right, most birds have beaks.

Wow.

Unless they're dead or

still have beaks

tom brady is the goat

that's for sure

paper comes from trees

my parents awfully remedial

remedy on one note oh you think so

about to school your ass red white and blue are the colors on the american flag Oh, yeah, baby.

U.S.

Thanks.

U.S.

Thanks.

Yeah, U.S.A.

U.S.A.

U.S.

Thanks.

All right.

Well, that's it, boys.

Well, Elvis,

Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll.

That was for you, Kim.

There you go.

It feels so different.

Yeah.

I normally don't win things, so to win something this big

is a true

honor.

What is nice, though, is that

the three OG Tom Steve Dave members are now

like

we're immortal.

Demigods.

Yeah, man.

I love it.

I love it.

Nothing can ever take that from you.

Until the next video.

Until the next couch is down.

At least I was the gold baron for a little while.

But I want to thank all the people who sent in videos.

Every single person, an unbelievable job.

I mean, I can't thank you guys enough for taking the time and doing that.

I I want to thank Sunday.

Sorry, I let you down.

No, you didn't let me.

You played hard.

You let yourself down.

You played hard.

Yeah, I did.

Get him, Steve Dave.

Howdy.

Being Elvira.

Unbelievable job.

Great job, buddy.

Thank you.

And the MVP.

Baronet and the MVP.

Tom Zvooley.

Come step up a little, Tom.

Well, I think we could top Tom Gooley.

Tom Gooley.

Yeah.

All right, that's it.

Our crew, Victor and Chuck, thank you.

Welcome.

And Bri, I mean.

All right, we'll give you the flap.

There you go.

Walt, would you like to play the last video?

Would you like to play the last video, Walt?

Happy Halloween.

And remember, everyone, Judy Garland committed suicide.

Oh,

tell him, Steve, Dave.

Well, that's it.

You know, I'm not sure if this commentary was more annoying than helpful, but I'd like to take this moment to thank everybody who made this possible.

Sven Gooley, Tim the Record Store Clerk, Father Lance,

Frank Five, Troy, Ming, Mike, Chris, Maxwell, Declan,

Kevin Smith, of course, as well as Sunday Jeff, Tom, Gidam, Jay Sarge,

our crew,

Chuck and Victor, both of whom provide so, so much to the Tell'em, Steve, Dave, train.

I mean,

their contributions cannot go overlooked, overlooked.

You know, since the Patreon started rolling out, I mean, they have brought some top-notch quality to the Telm Steve Dave game.

And I really thank both of them.

I really appreciate what they've done, and they deserve more accolades than they have gotten so far because top top-notch work and people too.

And that's it for the 2021.

No, it's not the 2021.

It's 2020.

Why did I say 2021?

Happy Halloween, everybody.

And remember, if anyone ever asks, the opposite of John Wayne is definitely Liberace.

Baron, this is Sword Hill 18.

I'm Princess Telequis.

We're messaging you from the future.

That's right, Telequis.

Baron, we need you to time travel to October 31st, 2021.

Baron, only you and I can save Halloween.

Help us, Baron Von Flanigan.

You're all needed.

And of course,

a very special thank you to Sarge L18 and the Princess, Princess Telequis.

Go watch that video.

Princess Telequis

did her hair up as Princess Leia for this video.

Two-second video, and she put her hair up as Princess Leia for it.

Thank you, Princess.

Thank you, Sarge.

We're definitely going to save Halloween, brother.

Bank on it.