#450: Silver (alert) Foxes

A blonde adult is unusual.

Well, my bones are a point.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

You have industrial-sized ones, right?

Yeah, it's gas-fed by the city, and it's water-cooled, so it could run for weeks.

Yeah.

I remember when you showed us the tour, I remember being fucking highly impressed.

Like you were set up more than like St.

St.

What's up?

We could talk about this as soon as I say hello and welcome to Tellum Steve Dave.

I got to be somewhere.

Come on.

Okay.

I don't know if you want to talk about it.

Oh, of course.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Em Steve.

Dave, I got two guys right here just chomping at the bit to talk about the big storm and Walt's impression of Q's generator.

You

seem surprised that I had a generator.

Yeah, because I have a fear that you're going to fucking run it inaccurately and fucking kill everybody in your house because those things are like fucking campfire.

What?

Yeah.

You can't put them in side.

You can't.

I had to move my grill out of the way to make room for it.

Yeah, we had a what was the name of the hurricane that passed through our area?

Oh,

it was.

It's a crazy name.

It's a tropical storm.

Isidore or some shit like that.

But Q.

You are without power.

I am not without power.

My neighborhood is without power.

I have power because I have a generator.

When you say you have a generator.

Is it just Isaiah?

No, it's just Isaiah.

Isaiah.

Isaiah.

Isaiah.

Isaiah.

Yeah, it's not like the generators that most people see at Home Depot.

I mean, you have industrial size.

Like you're siphoning off power from the local hospital, right?

Yeah, well, what I do is frown out.

There's a little orphanage where they make their kids run on wheels, and that powers my house.

I'm very excited by it.

And the only depressing part is when the lights slightly dim, I know it's another child who has succumbed to the exhaustion.

But you know, you really do have like, you have like fucking a real deal, like

a mall fucking generator.

No, I mean, it's not the mall generator.

It's a residential generator, but it's, it's, uh, yeah, it's just one?

I thought you had multiple ones.

No, no.

Okay.

Just just a generator.

It runs off gauge.

He's one for a garage he doesn't use.

And I was asking a question.

I was like, the more you run it, are you putting more strain on it?

No, it's, I mean, there is obviously basic

care you have to do for it.

Like, when this is over, I got to have them come and do an oil change and stuff.

It's basically an engine.

Like a lawnmower?

No, it's like a car engine.

Oh, okay.

And you have to change the oil and the spark plugs and everything like that.

But it's water-cooled.

It could just run.

It could just run.

You said it goes from the gas from the city?

It's like a gun.

Yeah, it's like on our natural gas line.

But that bill will be super high this week.

But, you know, at least my air conditioner is still running.

What's the alternative, you know?

Nothing.

And no power?

Well, my neighbor doesn't have power, so what I'm doing is I'm running

extension cords from my house to her house so she could power

being a good neighbor.

She lives alone.

She's not as young as she used to be.

So there you go.

I hugged my generator all to myself.

Hey, man, you remember in Sandy, man.

It's fucking all for one and all for n what's it called?

All for none.

All for one and none for anyone.

Yeah, none for anyone else.

Yeah.

You did not lose power, though, I hear.

No, I mean,

as luck would have it, one of the few times that

I was saved, my street did not lose power at all from this

this past storm.

Well, you paid your dues when you had to move out there.

Yeah,

I think so.

I mean, you know, I was out of helm for quite a bit, not as long as some of the people I know, but still it sucked.

I was out for two and a half days.

Two and a half days.

Yeah.

But you have a generator.

But I do have a generator.

But it's not

a mall generator.

It's just a regular generator.

It's filled with gas.

Yeah, you fill it with gas and put some oil in it and then start it up and it's loud as fuck.

Yeah.

As I said to Walt the other day, I was like, I don't know, I'm just leaving it on for fans, but it's so loud like it's gonna disturb other people yeah but what does that mean like they they have to deal with a little loudness so that you're not dying yeah

yeah kind of the way i felt too

i'm with you on that but it wouldn't even power the refrigerator the refrigerator is big so it draws so much oh yeah power that i'm like all right i got a choice i can fuck around and have the internet or i can keep resetting this fucking circuit literally every 10 minutes because it keeps kicking off i was like there's just was there anything in your fridge that you fucking were desperately trying to save?

Just like a frozen head.

That became messy.

No, not desperately.

But it's like we had enough meat and shit in there that you don't really want it to go bad.

You have power back now or no?

Yeah, we got it back yesterday.

Nice.

Let me ask you something, your opinion on this.

All right.

If you were to put up a fence, a new fence, three days before the storm, and your neighbor's branch

blew, like cracked off their weed tree that they should have cut down years ago

and crushed the fence that was just put up

a mere three days earlier.

Right.

What's your tactic?

They haven't addressed it.

Oh, no.

Plenty of opportunity, but has not addressed it.

I feel like I'd probably just have to confront the situation and be like, what are we going to do about the fence thing?

You know, like, we got to do homeowners insurance or something.

You shouldn't have to pay for it.

Just how much is broken?

It's like, you know, how like they build them now, they put the post and the panels in

a panel and the two posts are bent.

Dude, we should get into the fucking fence business, man.

It is fucking lucrative as hell.

Yeah, I could, I can tell you.

Oh, my God.

I put a fence around my house to keep my dogs in.

Oh, it's real expensive.

Holy shit.

It was like, it was shocking how much a fence it is.

It shouldn't be as much as it is.

You're like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

It's just vinyl.

Yeah, it's not as if

it's a, like, you need

a degree in fucking fencing.

Based on the guys that installed my fence, definitely not.

Yeah, I don't understand.

Well, I mean, everything's so expensive, but yeah, I would think that no matter whether whether you put that fence up three days ago or three years ago,

it was his tree that fucking damaged it.

Yeah.

No, if I'm looking at your house, this is the person on the right.

No, behind.

Behind you.

Yeah, behind.

Oh, oh, okay.

Yeah, that house.

All right.

I know you're talking about those fucking bastards.

That's not surprising.

Do you feel it'll be like pulling teeth?

I feel like it's not even worth getting into.

Really?

Because they had the opportunity.

We saw each other.

They know that their branch was on my fence.

So I was like, let me see how this goes.

Let me see if they say anything.

Because if it was me, I know what I would do.

I would go ring the doorbell and be like, hey, my branch crushed your fence.

Just let me know how much it is and I'll take care of it.

I wanted to give them the opportunity to do that.

They did not do that.

So now I'm like, well, what do I do?

Do I go down there and demand satisfaction, or do I just fucking?

Well, if it's that small of a section, homeowners' insurance isn't going to like the deductible, wouldn't it make sense?

They should just, whatever.

It's probably two grand, let's say, to require it.

Two thousand that much for just that little section?

I think so, because you got to pay the guys for the day.

Right, yeah, that's true.

So then maybe homeowners is worth it.

We got to sue them in small claims court.

But I can't get involved in any of that.

I can't get involved in any of that.

So I've just eaten this fucking fence and it's grinding away in my guttle.

But

I don't think it would hurt.

Maybe if you want to confront him directly, send a letter.

Yeah?

Yeah, why not?

See where he takes it from there.

I mean, that would suck.

I really, I say, I'm really disappointed in the fucking trees in this area.

They're fucking weak.

They're fucking weak.

They're malnourished.

It's disgusting.

They're useless.

The number of trees that came down are around here, the other.

It wasn't even that bad.

We got fucking pussy trees.

Yeah, it was a little bit windy at some points, but when I went, I came here yesterday to do a pod with Chuck, and it's like five different ways I had to go because it's like tree down here, tree down there.

I was this close to buying a chainsaw because the trees were there for two days.

And I was like, would they be mad at me if I just cut this apart and moved it out of the road?

No, they wouldn't.

Yeah.

They wouldn't.

Look, I know we need them, right?

We need trees.

Yeah, you need trees.

But But fuck me.

I'm like ready to be like, let's just cut them all down and get rid of them so we don't have this.

At least cut them away from the power lines.

Yeah, let's start with that.

Yeah, there's so many trees like all like hanging over the power lines in the second it snaps, boom.

Dude, when I was in the fly department, the worst days to work.

Like, you could tell me I'm going to work tonight, and you're going to be in three fires tonight, and I'd be like, that is fucking awesome.

Night like that, like Monday with the storm, you're like, I don't know what I got to do to get out of this job.

I can't wait anymore.

Because all it is,

it is 24 hours of trees down and pumping out basements and a car accident.

Car accidents I like dealing with too, but it was just trees down.

And it's just,

oh, it's your job to chop

apart?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would think that would be like a slow, like that'd be okay, though, because, you know, a car accident, you may have to see some carnage,

a fire, you may have to see

death or see someone's life devastated.

But if you just got to slice up some trees, the motherfuckers deserve it.

They're falling all down all over the place.

Well, who do you think starts the fires?

The trees?

No, the people whose fucking shit's burning up.

So they're no better than the trees.

Why?

The people who start the.

Yeah.

People look like this guy with the overloaded fucking outlets and shit like that.

They're responsible for that.

Okay, fires.

Oh, yeah.

I thought you were talking about some Collier Mansion shit.

Them too.

Or

some insurance fraud.

Yeah,

we've run into that as well.

But I love it.

Fire, I'll take you any day of the week.

Trees down.

It's miserable.

Often still raining.

Do you think you'd be a fire inspector by now?

No, I never would have been a fire inspector.

Arson investigator?

No, no, no.

No,

I wouldn't have even gone to Lieutenant.

I would have stayed a fireman my entire career.

Really?

You wouldn't want to investigate that shit?

Nah.

You could be like the Colombo of the Protector.

You got to leave your house.

You can be a professional rat.

When you take promotions, you leave your house.

So even if you take...

Oh, you don't want you.

You're telling me

you would not want to leave the house so badly the fire house that you wouldn't take a promotion where like with fucking big time yeah credentials

I never would have liked big payday never really

how is the fire inspector looked upon by the

fire inspectors looked at they're fine I mean you get it you get why people leave you get by why people take the test they have you know they have families they they need people you know you want to make more money I just for me it was always about the house and stuff like stuff like that and even when you when you're a fireman you're a fireman it's the fucking best but even when you become a lieutenant you're the boss.

You can still joke around and shit like that.

You're not really one of the guys.

You all the way.

You're not.

You're one of the bosses.

And the cool boss.

That's how I feel here.

Right.

You know, I see him, you know, get him and Mike are fucking cracking jokes, you know, and as soon as I walk in, and they fucking hush the fucking

giggles and everything.

I was about to say,

I was about to say that

the good bosses

still feel like firemen.

But you could bust, like, I had lieutenants that I'd be able to rip on.

But the thing is, that's a contract because you have to be the person who's not being, have to constantly tell them what to do.

You have to be cool for the bosses for them to be that guy.

And I was always really good at that.

Is there a line, though?

There's a line, like an invisible line, where you don't cross that because he's the fucking boss.

Yes.

Right.

Yeah.

I guess everybody has that, though.

Yeah.

And there's even levels because above the lieutenant lieutenant in a firehouse is a captain.

So he even gets more

than that.

But I would never want to leave my house to go be a lieutenant for a while.

You did leave your house.

Well, I left to leave the job.

Right, right.

But if I was on the job,

I never would have left the house.

I loved it too much.

I would hate to do it.

Like, let's say I'm the lieutenant now, and I'm not really one of the guys.

And it's like if somebody gets too raucous, they're like, I banged your wife, or like that kind of shit.

What would make a lieutenant say, like, all right, enough's enough, guys?

Oh, jokes about, like, you're banging the inspector's wife?

The lieutenants.

You're now kind of boss, sort of.

It's guy to guy, really.

But because here's the thing: the reason they move you out of the house when you get promoted is so you don't have that relation.

So you are, they purposely break that ball.

Oh, gotcha.

So you can't be a lieutenant in your house.

Not for 10 years, I think, or five years, something like that.

I forget now.

Right, because everybody's your friend, and everybody's going to be difficult for me.

I don't want that, right?

But I've had lieutenants in my house that are close friends and were when I was working there.

I've seen the disdain for the fire inspector around here.

I wouldn't want to be the fire inspector.

If he fucking walks in, I'm just like, oh my God, you just want to fucking just walk out the back door because you know he's going to go downstairs and find some fucking shit.

Like, oh, you got

to be like,

yeah, this is too piled too high on a shelf down there.

Yeah, that's us.

It's an inch over fucking code.

In New York City.

Are you crazy?

They talk to you as if you're

gasoline rags fucking all over the place down there.

You got a fucking action figure that's above on the top shelf that nothing can be in on top shelf.

Get it out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We used to, we did build inspection.

I thought you meant like arson inspector.

You mean like an action figure?

Well, I meant that too.

Yeah, he meant

when the guy comes in here.

Right.

He's like, I know how this fire started.

Yeah, those guys are cool.

Those are like fire cops.

Like you like that.

Inspections we did, which we hated.

Would people accept that show today?

Fire cops.

I think so.

Yeah.

They don't like cops, though, so they may keep cops out of the name.

I don't know.

I'm sure.

I don't think they're canceling Blue Bloods anytime soon.

No?

No.

I think they did already.

Blue Bloods?

Tom Selick?

It's like their big hit.

I think he walked away from it.

Really?

Yeah, I think it's done.

Tom Selick.

Yeah.

No, fuck it away.

That was Magna PI.

You think he's turning on cops?

Well, he's fucking 75 now, though.

It's time to fucking walk away while you still can, isn't it?

You can still enjoy the rest of your life.

No, it says it's still on.

I would be shocked.

It's a massive hit, Blue Bloods.

It's an American police procedural.

I was thinking about

since Jokers is down, how about shooting something like Cops 2020?

Yeah.

And then we show all how ineffective and impotent they are.

I don't want to do that.

That should be all in.

That's a son of a bitch.

We might be shooting Jokers again soon.

Oh, yeah?

We figured out ways.

Huh.

Like,

yeah, we figured out ways.

I think it would be better because no one could see your faces.

No, we're not doing masks.

It's all about distance.

And

like,

for instance, I wrote a bit,

I can't wait to do it, where somebody's...

Like, we hire someone to come in and

work on something

next to a pool.

And then we come out on a balcony.

And so it's like we're figuring out ways to...

Because we want to get 10 episodes in this year, but we won't shoot it unless we're sure everybody's safe.

So we're working on that now.

I imagine Joe's inconsolable.

He won't, I mean, I don't see the nose coming back anytime soon.

No, no.

No.

I'm

maybe 40%.

There's a part of me that's like, we're not going to be able to film.

Because we're not going to do it unless it's completely safe.

So we'll see.

But more dinner party, which is fucking great because I shoot that in my basement.

People seem to like it, too.

Yeah, it did really well.

It did really well.

So there you go.

The work continues, boys.

Everybody's got their electric back.

Yeah.

It's all good.

It's kind of sucky, though, for us to fucking bitch a moan.

Did you see that fucking explosion?

Oh, in Beirut?

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Not only did I see the explosion, but I saw like probably 10 different camera angles.

Did you see the one with the two ladies next to those big glass doors?

No.

It fucking blows this lady right across the room.

Oh, my God.

It's nuts.

no, no, let's see that.

Now, the second explosion is the one that you're like.

Oh, yeah, it's a shockwave.

Shockwave wave comes.

How likely is it?

Do you think that there's a possibility of that happening in America?

I believe there's some fucking people who are fucking dropped the ball daily and are doing shit on that level here, too.

Yeah, I think so.

It's fucking scary, man.

I mean,

I thought just their raidwicks who don't know what they're doing.

Yeah, just the way they don't pay attention, you mean?

They're just.

I mean, it was stored there for 10 years, and nobody even thought to be like, what is this shit?

It's weird.

And I think I read by comparison, Oklahoma City was 2.5 tons, and this was like 2,700 tons.

So that's why, I mean, it's leveled all that shit.

It's going to ruin this country.

The root?

Because.

Well, I don't know that.

I don't even know.

I barely saw any coverage of it, though, on the news.

So these are two ladies

looking out the window.

It'll get back to it right here.

Oh, my God, these poor ladies.

It's like a movie.

It looks like a fucking movie, doesn't it?

Did she survive?

I don't know.

You could survive that.

I think so.

The glass is what's going to do it.

Yeah, you're right.

But it's like hypnotic almost.

Like you watch it and you're just like, you know it's coming.

And then when it it comes and you see that mushroom cloud and you see just that like, it looks like if you could see air.

Yeah.

Like it's just that like rolling wave.

Like when you see heat waves in the summer or something.

That second blast, man, is what is what I haven't kept up with the news.

You know me in the news, but when I saw that second blast, I was like, that second blast definitely killed.

firefighters and cops by the dozens.

Because the first blast brings them and the second blast wipes them out.

And who would have dreamed?

Like, I can't say that I wouldn't sit there with my phone out being like, World star.

But I mean, I can't say that I wouldn't be like, oh, wow, let me, we'll record this cloud, and the next thing you know,

you would have no knowledge that there was fucking 120 tons.

That's what I mean.

I'd be one of those people recording

and then fucking.

It's just crazy, though, too, online, though.

All the people be like, this is not a nuke.

This is not a nuke.

This is not a nuke.

And I'm like, holy shit, this is probably

because they're so fucking adamant that it's not a nuke.

Yeah.

I'm like, I guess we'll find out, though, if there's any radiation, though.

I don't know.

They seem to have the answer for what it was, right?

It was so quick, though, they had the answer, though, which is really strange.

Yeah, they're like, somebody fucked up.

The shit they left there for 10 years.

It's like, because that's something like, you don't want to admit to that either.

But it's better than this.

I saw this thing that said a missile.

Like, somebody was like, here's a shot of a missile coming down and hitting it after the second explosion.

But you don't know if somebody did that digitally.

But how much

space does 120 tons of something take up?

I think it was 2,700 tons.

Oh, okay.

Even that, though, how much

space does that take up in your wherever it was supposed to be?

Your warehouse or whatever.

Yeah,

I think the thing was like it came in on some cargo ship a long time ago.

The guy who was supposed to receive it never picked it up.

The guy who was bringing it went bankrupt, so he took off.

I think he left the whole ship there.

So then they can you imagine living this life where you're just like, I'm just going to leave my ship.

So they unload it and they're storing it in this warehouse or wherever, and then nobody just nobody claims it.

So it's just sitting there becoming more and more unstable over the years.

Well, I heard that, I mean, again, these are all things that are like,

I don't believe much of this because they said that there was an inspection and that the inspectors were like, if this doesn't get rectified, this will blow up the entire city.

Just like two weeks ago.

And then, of course, it happened, though.

Then it goes off.

But usually

you would think, what's behind it then?

Why are they trying to, like, if they blew it up on purpose?

Oh, I don't think they would do it on purpose.

Did another nation, you know, set off a nuke or something?

You think another nation did it

with no purpose, though?

I mean, there's.

And also, why would, yeah, I mean, why would Lebanon not be like, hey, somebody nuked us?

Oh, yeah, I I know.

But I'm just saying, when I first saw all the noise about that it wasn't a nuke, I was like, that's fucking a lot of chatter about that it wasn't a nuke.

I wonder if there's a chance it was a nuke.

Yeah, it sure looked like one.

Yeah.

Do you know where we are with Lebanon politically?

Like, I know we've had our ups and downs.

I think all of them, the world hates us at this point, right?

I mean, we're the most self-loathing nation on earth, right?

I mean, who hates America more than a lot of other Americans?

I don't know.

Everybody I talk to in my own life really likes America.

I mean, I challenge you to find a fucking better place.

I know it sucks in terms of COVID and the racism shit and all that, but like, show me where you're going to go that.

It's like, this is Shangri-La versus America.

And I'm not even crazy about America.

Yeah.

It's the best, dude.

This place is awesome.

Fucking right now, Patton is smiling down listening to this fucking podcast.

I'll never turn on the United States.

You know that.

You know that.

That's not my style, bro.

Never.

Not this guy.

Yeah, we got problems,

and they got to be handled.

And we will.

And we will.

And that's it.

We will handle it.

There's always been problems.

That's

not going to fucking change.

So as recently as two hours ago, the Lebanese president isn't ruling out a missile strike as the cause of a Beirut blast.

Oh, my God.

Why would anybody fucking

unless somebody knew that shit was there?

I mean, that's a lot of civilians getting destroyed.

I mean, I know we're the country that fucking carpet bombed the fucking Middle East's neighborhoods.

I know they're always at war with their with their neighbors, but

well, that's the thing I heard, like, I don't know, and

I don't know the exact details of this, but I heard like the city

is like to war with the people over here, and there's water here, and they're like at war with the people over here.

And so it's like this one area at some border where they're where they might be able to get go but half the people in that city are refugees too it's just it's just insane man and how do you rebuild

in a country you know

like that it's just impossible

250 000 homeless i

oh my god um but i mean it's really

the death toll is quite low that can't be accurate 135 it's a ridiculous low number that was yesterday oh Oh, you think it's more?

It says

5,000 wounded.

It's got to be way more than that.

I mean, you saw how far away that lady was next to those glass doors, and that threw her across a room like she was a fucking

what's weird is the woman outside the store seemed to be better.

She seemed to be doing better.

She's not very affected by it.

Yeah.

It would be funny if that first woman was trying to get back in and the woman at the door was like, no, no.

And then she got blown across the room.

I wonder what Lebanon's COVID situation is like.

Oh, God.

It's taken a back seat.

Definitely.

But I feel like has COVID taken a back seat here, too?

Are people just tired of talking about it?

Because, like, right now, I go on to the New York Post, right?

I'll tell you what the top stories are.

They'll as soon as you internet.

Okay.

So Harvey Weinstein got hit with another sexual assault suit.

An ex-staffer is charging the overdose of an angel's pitcher.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Admittedly, that's interesting.

George Clooney could have had had a tryst with Ghislaine Maxwell.

Here's a COVID one.

Rape suspect freed from jail over COVID-19 fears kills accuser.

Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah, so he was a rape suspect.

He got out and then he killed the lady.

When did this happen?

This just happened.

In New York City.

No, no, this was in Virginia.

But thank God they're fucking sending fucking Aunt Becky to fucking jail for her fucking.

Well, Aunt Becky still needs to go to jail, but this guy should not have been let out.

Well, he was, though.

I know.

But, I mean, well, how fucking stupid is it?

It's like, we got to let all these prisoners out because of COVID.

Now, let's talk about sending all the kids to school.

See what says that.

He was released on a $25,000 bond with a condition that he only leave his Maryland residents to meet with lawyers, not to kill the potential witness.

And you know, all the people that make those decisions are untouchable.

You can't sue them.

Not that

a lawsuit would do anything for that lady or her family, but they can't be punished.

There's nothing that can be done to them for making that decision, though.

That's crazy.

I mean, that's kind of what we're dealing with in New York City right now.

They let so many people out, and the gun violence is shooting through the roof.

Yeah, nice pun.

It's crazy right now.

Do you miss the Aunt Becky news though, Walt?

I mean, it's much more simple.

Yeah, news like about, say, regional superhero, bagel shrimp.

Remember when the nation was taken with him?

Yeah.

Murder hornets?

Right before this started, all this shit.

We only cared about murder hornets.

I imagine a lot of people do miss

what was going on a little over a year ago as opposed to what's been going on for since January.

At what point do people just become totally disheartened?

Like, if this tropical storm was like a Sandy-esque hurricane,

which is entirely possible where we live, I think at a certain point, if it goes on long enough, it just becomes normal and you don't even start to just.

This is what we ought to do as humans.

That's what, like, that's what we do.

We adapt, man.

Yeah.

We're fucking God's greatest creation.

We're kings.

We're gods ourselves, right?

We're born of the stars.

Don't we have like some weird element that's only found in outer space?

Oh, yeah.

So we're like made of that shit.

Not a soul.

I was trying to explain the concept of a soul to sage.

It's not easy.

No, it is.

Well, we were watching.

It's your astral ghost.

Yeah.

She's like, okay, I'm with you so far.

Go on.

It's your astral ghost that looks like you.

And when you looks like you,

when you perish, since you don't have feet, you just kind of have like a wicked

thing.

And when your time is done here,

then God brings your astral ghost to heaven.

Very simple.

Oh, I should have fucking called you because

she's watching Chucky and the Child's Play movie.

We've been watching Haunted Doll movies.

And

the guy's talking about possessing her soul.

And she's like, what does that mean?

Possessing soul.

And I'm like, well, your soul is...

I was like, it's inside you.

You can't really see it, but it kind of makes you who you are.

It has a weight, too.

They've actually been able to weigh.

Yeah, like a grand.

There's a movie about that, right?

No, it wasn't a movie.

It was real life.

No, no, I mean, there was a movie about it as well.

Oh, ghost?

You should show her ghost, ghost, too.

Yeah, I'm like, here you go.

Yeah, we can make pottery.

That's what happens when a gay ghost possesses your soul.

You start doing pottery and shit.

I mean, that's it.

He was the most romantic, fucking, manliest ghost of all time.

He's creeping up behind her.

Yeah, and he's fucking packing out for living.

But if he was sleep creeping, that'd be one thing, but regular creeping.

She enjoyed it.

I don't know.

I mean, if you guys had Casper, I'd agree with you, but fucking not Swayze.

But I mean, if you're Swayzey, then you can go anywhere and nobody can see you.

You've already seen your wife naked a billion times.

Yeah, but anyway.

Why would he try to solve his own murder?

I don't know.

I'm not the ghost fucking authority like you two.

Tell me more.

It was a great movie.

He was trying to solve it.

It was directed by one of the Zucker brothers, man.

He was trying to solve his own murder?

Yeah.

Well, he wasn't trying to solve it.

He knew who killed him.

Oh, he knew.

He was trying to solve it.

He was trying to get the living to figure out who really did it.

Did he?

No, he didn't know.

Wasn't he jumped in the alley and it turned out that they were acting for that Tony Goldwyn motherfucker?

Dude, you got a good memory.

Ghost, bro.

I mean, come on.

If you told me I haven't seen it in 20 years, I believe you.

Oh, it has to be more in it now.

Yeah, yeah.

I haven't seen it in decades.

I don't know why I'm remembering all this.

And names?

Names and shit.

Because we all fucking want to have a

experience like that, man.

Like when we die, it would be awesome.

Wait, somebody's coming back for you, or you're coming back for somebody else.

Either or.

That you go on.

You don't know how to make pottery.

I'll learn.

That's the taste.

You know what?

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You know what?

I did get to wear meandies.

We're in boxes now.

We're just in the wrong size, but at least I was able to squeeze into them.

Yeah, felt great on my balls.

I have yet to try the Blue Chew.

I want to try this stuff.

You still haven't gone online in order?

I haven't got online.

Are you ashamed?

Do you think the doctor might recognize you?

You could keep your mask on.

That's true.

That's true.

I'm not ashamed because if they saw it, I'd be like, yeah, it's for my podcast.

I'm trying it.

No, sure, it is.

I mean,

I got to go.

My boner just closed.

Yeah.

Huh.

Facos are just about to stay.

Yeah, I would not be

so quick.

Like, you don't need it.

So why would you take a chance, though, of like fucking around with like.

He could stockpile it for when he does get it?

Yeah, no, but with like your bloodstream.

10 years it'll blow up.

Oh, why?

You think it's...

I don't know.

That's me.

I haven't taken any medicine in the last 15 years.

I'm not about to fucking take a chance on a fucking whim that I'm going to be like, oh, let me try just blue chew.

Got you.

I know.

That would be, what, living?

I don't know.

But there would be no point in taking a chance and putting a foreign chemical in my body.

If your boners are on point, then you really don't.

Well, my boners are on point, but I've taken.

It's fun to try.

Yeah, like I've had Viagra in the past, and I've been like, whoa, this is a fun experience.

You also bounce back faster, Walt.

Okay.

Well, there you go.

That's the only

incentive, though, bouncing back.

Round two.

Yeah, because right now the bounce back is usually about like a week.

The bounce back.

Speaking of bouncing back and fastballs, do you think TSD has lost any of its fastball?

I think TSD goes through phases where it loses its fastball and

then it takes itself seriously and trains and comes back.

Yeah, I've been looking online.

Lack of

seemingly interest comments and

just a lack of

engagement.

And I'm wondering

if the fucking fastball is gone and now we're only throwing fucking junk.

I saw people liked last week's episode.

I saw many comments that said it was like a return to form.

It was like probably because we were breaking Q's balls so much.

Well, being in the same room helps, I think, too.

Yeah, I agree with that.

Yeah.

You know what?

Well, that's a good thing.

I think we've been going so long that there are probably people who've checked out for two, three years.

I don't think we've lost the fastball, man.

No, okay.

I just feel a little concerned.

I mean,

we had an episode out for a week.

I only saw like 10 comments on it.

So I was like, that's it.

I also don't really go on Twitter that much anymore.

So

it wasn't on Twitter.

On Twitter, it was even less, it felt like over the last month or so.

So I was just like, I was just, well, I mean, it's understandable.

Right now, there's a lot going on.

Right.

And plus, I mean, like, we're not fucking spring chickens anymore.

We were when we started.

Yeah.

400 episodes in.

People might be like, I don't want to hear these guys slide into old age.

But to me, that's when I'd be like, this is getting interesting.

These guys are starting to break down.

Why is that interesting?

And what other form of entertainment is that ever?

None other, which is why you come to tell them, Steve Dave.

Or is that engaging?

Or anybody's interested in that?

Well, I got news for both of you.

This plays right into what we're talking about.

Ooh.

This is

an article I read.

Silver foxes are all the rage.

Yeah.

Yep.

Babes half his age are all over him.

It's a daddy thing.

I mean, that guy is also in fucking pretty goddamn good shape why did you need to read an article about that why did i need to living that i didn't need to because i stumbled across the article yeah

yeah it's saying here uh celebrities such as uh gold bloom george clooney and pierce brosnin has all been praised for their daddy-like qualities by fans online and as the trend continues to take off regular guys are reaping the benefits so uh you enjoy playing that right though you like doing the daddy role uh it depends yeah i think you fall right

daddy in terms of like, I need to take care of every single fucking thing for you.

Well, you've done it for many, many years.

Right.

I didn't like it.

I did it, but I didn't like it.

Really?

I thought you were.

I like playing daddy, that kind of daddy to Sage.

What's that?

I thought you liked that nurturing aspect of things.

It's not like you were

enjoyed it because it seemed like you found it all the time.

No, I mean, I was on...

pills for a long time.

I thought at first, like

that, that nurturing, that last nurturing was like watering a plant for 10 years that was dead and it just never came to life.

You know,

it's just that's the way it was going to be.

No, if maybe at that time, like, you know, you have that

complex where you're like, oh, I could save this person.

I can, if I love this person enough, or I let them see that they're valuable.

It never works.

It never works.

I didn't mean save.

I meant just take care.

Well, I didn't like that either.

If people want to get a job, that's okay by me.

You know,

I never said you can't work.

But yeah,

a lot of girls are that way.

And

they like calling you daddy.

They like.

Yeah, I never experienced that.

Except, I mean, except for my real daughters calling me Daddy.

Yeah, it's just not the same.

No?

Well, no.

Let's see.

This guy uses silver fox hashtag on all his social.

He's investing in beard bombs and oils.

He's doing more at the gym.

That's the thing with guys.

I'm pretty sure the guy that you showed me is a really fit, good-looking guy.

Yeah, he's doesn't really matter what age he is.

Well, dude, he's a body double for, who is he a body double for?

I saw it before.

I could show you 100 fucking dudes with silver hair that these same women would be like, get the fuck out of here.

Right?

Yeah.

You work with one.

He's a body double for Adam Levine, I believe.

So, yeah, this guy has a totally different

experience, I guess, than most people.

I don't know if I'm ever going to go silver, dude.

You won't allow it?

I'm never, I'm going to go like the fucking Bob Barker route.

Yeah, it starts looking very weird after a while.

I don't give a fuck.

You're going to be like that fucking Elvis dude in Port Monmouth, remember?

I don't care how bizarre it looks.

I am not going silver.

I just don't like it.

You're nothing if not steadfast in your.

It's surprising that you ever took the jump to dye your hair it just happened so early that i then and i just couldn't i didn't like it at all so i was like

how early is early 30s oh yeah yeah well you could have a deficiency get out of here yeah for hair color no melon melatonin what's the stuff that goes in your hair keratin yeah that's it now you're full of shit

just like a can't see stained glass

but yeah, I don't think I'll ever just let it go gray.

No,

like my hair is mostly gray, but Q.

Mostly?

Yeah, all gray, right?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, okay.

You got your back, it still has a little dark, but

that's it.

I've been trying to color it in a little bit.

I think I would look bizarre at this point if I colored everything.

Because if you went to the old color, which was not dark, it was blonde.

Yeah, you have that blondish look anyway.

A blonde adult is unusual.

And especially it's like, yeah.

Like, you think about how many adult men do you know with like actual blonde hair?

It's not that many.

Yeah.

I'm trying to think now.

You might be right.

Ed Begley Jr.

What did he do?

Ed Begley Jr.

I mean I could do it like Edgar Winter like all fucking white and shit.

But then I have to match the beard.

But why would you bring up that article though?

What did you want to talk about it, though?

Oh, I just happened to see it, but when you're talking about

the fastball, yeah.

It's just the hope.

I got to look for hope anywhere.

I don't think people are listening to us because of how we we look.

Well, that's good.

Hope for me.

You never did, I don't think.

But I meant the fastball in general, though, is like, I wonder about it.

You don't think anyone ever listened just because they had a crush on Q?

I think they've had crushes on both of you guys.

And you too.

I know for a fact.

You've had a couple crushes.

Look, we're silver foxes.

It's going to fucking happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just the way it goes for guys like us.

I dyed my hair at the start of the pandemic just to because I'd never done it before,

my beard and my hair, and it was shocking how many years it took off.

I was like,

holy fuck.

You're not going back to it?

No, I just,

I can't keep it up.

I like, I don't mind the gray hair.

Yeah,

I thought it looked fucking Rico.

A little suave action.

Yeah, maybe I'll do it one more time for you.

Belfu for me.

Well, then, don't worry about it.

Yeah, because it's just like I've been growing gray, and you could watch it happen.

So to see it then just stop, I just, I don't know.

I don't know.

So cue all gray doesn't do it for you.

I don't think, you know, there are certain guys that can pull it off.

I mean, he's legitimately going to be a fox,

whether it's a brown fox, a silver fox, or a red fox.

He's going to be a fox no matter what color he is.

So it really doesn't matter.

Yeah, all right.

I like this.

Foxy.

I'll take it.

Like the lettuce.

Yeah.

All right, Q.

Well, there you go.

I'm going to worry about myself.

Walt does, so I feel good.

It might be young at heart, too.

You're always like capering about.

I like capers.

Yeah.

Not lately, but what does that mean?

You know, like joking around.

Shenanigans and hijinks.

Well, angry.

What the fuck does that mean?

Talking to my boy Q with the nice dark locks.

I never heard that before.

Capering

So, Walt, I know that you're

I'm more of a guy who, if people complain,

I don't really care.

If it's one or two dissenting voices,

I'm like, I give way to the majority.

If one or two people don't like it, I don't give a fuck.

You know, not everything is for everyone.

You do kind of feel that way a little bit more.

You try to please everybody all the time.

No matter what aspect of my life,

I'm a pleaser.

Well, some aspects, like socially.

Why am I not a pleaser?

I think socially, probably.

Well, I mean, I just don't, I'm not there.

So how come I be displeasing anybody?

Maybe you're not there.

If I'm not there.

Well, I mean, like, at work, say.

People come in.

Like, fans come in.

I try.

I try.

That doesn't mean I'm not disappointed, though.

But anyway,

this story came out.

And I know you love Arnold, too, so this could hit home.

Have you heard of it?

Korzeneger?

Yeah.

I do love Arnold.

Kindergarten cop.

Who does?

I know he's had some

fallen on some hard times with some of his actions and some of his deeds.

None of us are perfect.

But you're like, do you ever like it?

You're Arnold.

And she's the maid.

Look,

let's just call it what it is.

She

wasn't attractive.

She was

to him, I guess, maybe.

Why, though?

You just want to be like, dude, why?

And not because, like, oh, Maria Shriver is so hot.

She's obviously hotter than the maid.

But, you know, that's not what it's about a lot of times, but someone so beneath him physically.

You know?

Because then it's not about, it's obviously about the situation, I guess.

Who knows what turns that guy into the business?

Who fucking knows?

The guy's been one of the most famous guys on the planet for most of his life.

The sex that guy has had.

He's like, I just want to prove I can fuck anyone.

Who even fucking knows anymore what that guy

gets that guy's fucking rock hard without Blue Chew?

You know?

Is it harder to be that famous because like everything comes eventually, things are just like, oh, hum, whatever.

I'm not just going to jump the gun and say that Arnold fucking had like crazy sex.

Really?

Maybe that's why he fucking had it with the maid because he wasn't getting any crazy sex.

I'm pretty sure he had a lot of crazy sex.

I'm going to say there's no other reason.

There's no, you know, maybe he

maybe he had issues or maybe he,

you know,

didn't get to fill those oats or what was it called?

Raise those oats.

Sow those oats.

And so maybe, you know, he saw this last opportunity with the maid and was like, I'm going to go for it.

I will pro I'll just stick with my theory

that the guy's had a lot of sex in his life.

Maybe, but maybe not crazy, though.

I mean, it's all missionary for Arnold.

Why?

Oh, get out of here.

I don't know why.

Because it makes no sense why he would fucking bang the maid.

I mean, I would think it would be on top.

Like, the girl would be on top.

Arnold, that bulk?

In his arms, he's fucking got fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He could hold himself up fucking for a week.

But who wants to do that, though?

Now he's all over.

He's off the fucking work.

Because he likes to work out, you're saying.

So he's like getting a little workout.

He's getting a little pump in.

He's also showing off a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

He's like,

yeah, you can't feel an ounce of me on you, except where it counts.

Did they get divorced?

They did, right?

Well, you don't know what was going on.

Like, maybe she wasn't into having sex anymore.

And And he was like, man, I got to do something.

She was a cuck queen.

She was cucked.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But like, fuck the maid.

You just don't know.

Maybe, maybe Maria was like, look, man,

I'm sorry.

I've had enough of you

bringing the hammer down on me.

No, I'm tired of doing push-ups on me.

But they

recently a

showing of kindergarten cop was canceled.

Well,

due to the current political climate.

Right?

Right.

Well, I mean, it's, I mean, I'm not surprised by that.

Why?

What happens in it that you would be like, okay, I see.

Well, you kind of make the

kind of painting a picture that a cop would act this way, though, in a kindergarten.

It's a comedy movie.

But it's a comedy.

It's an obvious slapstick comedy.

It's not a documentary.

Right.

Well, you want to to hear the ladies' reasoning.

We'll see if you agree.

Okay.

Hold on, hold on.

I want to get into an open mind.

Okay, now this happened in Portland.

The movie was made in Astoria.

It's also in Portland, though, too, though.

You know, I mean, if it's going to be banned anywhere,

it's going to be banned in Portland.

Well, it was set up for its importance in Oregon filmmaking history.

It's celebrating its 30th anniversary.

What was it shot in Portland?

Portland Astoria, wherever that is.

I guess it's close to Portland, but they're going to show it in Portland.

Backlash grew in recent days after Portland author Lois Levine, whoever the fuck that is, criticized the movie on Twitter.

What's so funny about school-to-prison pipeline?

Kindergarten cop-out.

There's nothing fun in cops traumatizing kids.

National reckoning on over-policing is a weird time to revive kindergarten cop IRL.

We are trying to end this school-to-prison pipeline again.

She tweeted, there's nothing entertaining about the presence of police in schools, which feeds the school-to-prison pipeline in which many African-American Latinx,

I must mean Latino, and other kids of color are criminalized rather than educated.

Five and six-year-olds are handcuffed and hauled off to jail routinely in this country, and criminalizing of children increases dramatically when cops are assigned to work in schools.

Now,

a couple problems with this.

What?

Well, one, five and six-year-olds are not routinely jailed in this country.

There may be examples of

showing a movie to five and six-year-olds.

I would say, I don't know if that's an appropriate movie for a five or six-year-old, no matter what's going on.

No, but no, this lady is saying that in real life, five and six-year-old children are routinely dragged off to jail.

Are they not?

I don't believe so.

I think we'd see a lot more stories about it.

And when there is, is when a kid does get in trouble in school.

Well, I think the bigger issue is just like the way she starts it.

There's nothing entertaining.

It's just like, well, don't make that decision for me.

Right.

Because I got to be honest with you, I was pretty entertained by kindergarten cops.

So, like, anytime somebody starts with like, there's nothing funny about it.

And I'm just like, well, right away, I have to dismiss everything you're about to say because you've dismissed everybody's opinion aside from yourself.

So when you start a sentence by saying there's nothing funny, you're making a decision

for everybody.

You're like, let's do this.

Yeah.

Like, there's nothing entertaining when it's just like, well, no, it's a pretty entertaining movie on my end.

So it's like when you start a sentence like that, I'm already like, I already know who this is and what they're dealing with and what their deal is.

So here's the sentence that like if you heard this I think you would

I think it even would solidify your position even more.

So she's talking to the Will Met Week.

I guess it's some kind of local newspaper or something.

It's true kindergarten cop is only a movie.

So are Birth of a Nation Gone with the Wind.

Oh gosh.

But we recognize films like that are not good family fun.

They are relics of how pop culture feeds racist assumptions because despite what the movie shows in reality, schools don't transform cops.

Cops transform schools in an extremely detrimental way.

I mean,

I know a cop who was

a special needs

school teacher.

He was going to say a special needs cop, and I was like, get the fuck out of here.

Really?

Talk about entertaining.

Yeah.

No, I was going to say.

I'm a bad-eyed watch.

Yeah.

I was like, what does he do then?

Like, how does he patrol?

When somebody compares kindergarten cop to birth of a nation,

how the fuck are we supposed to take this person seriously?

You're just like, what?

Come on, man.

The person I feel sorry for is Arnold, though, because I'm sure when he saw this come across the wire, he was probably like, oh,

fuck.

There goes kindergarten cop 2.

No, kindergarten cop 2 is out.

They made it, but he wasn't in it.

Dolph Lundgren and Bill Bellamy are in it.

They fucking did that to kindergarten.

They did that to the franchise.

Yeah.

The franchise.

Oh, my God.

That's a bigger crime than fucking

showing showing it in 2020.

Making a fucking kindergarten cop too without Arnold.

The weird thing is, though, it's like none of the kids know he's a cop.

It's not like he shows up in uniform.

He's an undercover cop who's trying to solve a crime.

It's so silly to even talk about it.

It's just like this,

this is just so bonkers.

But isn't it fucking crazy they canceled a screening because of it?

It's crazy.

You have to

give way to every fucking lunatic.

You don't have to.

Trader Joe's didn't.

Trader Joe's.

I couldn't be more happy with Trader Joe's.

It's fucking awesome.

Trader Joe's, well, first they're like, hey, we're going to cancel all these ethnic

names of things because they're so offensive, like Trader Jose and Trader Fucking Patel or whatever the fuck it is.

Until those ethnicities are like, well, we kind of like Trader Jose.

And they're like, oh, you did?

Oh, well, a bunch of fucking white executives decided you didn't.

So, all right, we'll make it again.

And now they're back.

and that's the reaction of the fucking corporations it's not that's nobody complaining that's everybody being like what can we do to stave off the bullshit we're sure to get

no they got it like a high school student started a petition that's yeah like 2 000 people signed it i saw that it's like 2 000 people is nothing in this country it's nothing

Well, if you had 2,000 people on Twitter screaming at you at the same time, it wouldn't seem like nothing.

And that's what these corporations deal with.

Yeah.

If they're all on there screaming.

But they don't care.

They don't fucking really care.

They don't care.

All they want to do is get those 2,000 people to stop screaming at them.

That's it.

It shows them using a police whistle and teaching kids to march in a military fashion.

Oh, my God.

It is weird, though.

There is a shootout in the school where he does blow away the, you know, spoiler alert, but he does blow away the kid's dad right in the locker room or whatever.

Yeah, but it's a comedy movie.

I don't know.

And it's like, I don't know what to tell you.

So then no more Friday the 13th movies because murder.

No more any movies.

You can't make anything.

You can't make anything if you're going to look at it through these lens.

Meanwhile, it's just like the majority of people is just like, are like, I don't really have a, I don't see this as a real issue right now.

In the middle of a pandemic, in the middle of all the fucking social unrest, in the middle of the fucking changing society, she's like, in the God of God.

But you know what?

They listened to her.

They listened to her and they canceled it.

And that's it.

So she was right.

We're wrong.

She's, well,

that's not necessarily so.

Just because she got her way.

Children get their way at times.

Children scream and hoot and holler until they get their way.

It doesn't mean they're fucking right.

And then what do you do?

Because Spike Lee is just like, fuck that.

I show Birth of a Nation as much as I can because I don't want people to forget.

So who do you listen to?

You got to listen to Spike.

Well, I'm not.

That's a fucking white woman who's deciding that kindergarten cop is bad because of cops.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

You can't.

You know what's.

This is my only.

Because if people want to do shit like that, that, it's fine.

I just worry that all we're going to get out of Hollywood from now on are just very special episodes of everything.

Black toast lame-ass bullshit.

Oh my God, everything's going to have a message.

Everything's going to have a fucking meaning.

Everything's going to be perfectly cast.

Everything's going to, it's just like, oh, my God.

What are you going to do, dude?

You still have a kindergarten cop on Blu-ray?

No, I watched it on Starz.

There you go.

They're not taking your kindergarten cop away from you.

Not yet.

Not yet.

They won't take it from you.

Not yet.

They won't.

You don't know what the fuck they're going to take away.

When Cosby did his shit, they took Cosby off.

I don't care.

I don't like Cosby.

But if you're going to remove...

You could still find Cosby if you want.

Sure.

But I mean, if you're going to remove anything that has to do with a rapist, then take out those Hangover movies with Tyson in them.

Sure.

Why the fuck are they allowed to play?

If Bill Cosby has to be off, why isn't the Hangover treated the same way?

Dude,

I don't know the rules.

I don't know the rules.

I don't know them either.

Rules that have never made sense to me.

That makes sense to you, Walt.

The rules?

Yeah.

I'm fucking very rule-oriented.

So maybe you can explain what we're doing.

We learned last week.

I don't know.

I can't explain them, but if you just tell me what the rules are, I'll follow them.

Yeah.

No kindergarten cop.

We know that.

And I just made a call on my wife.

I told her to throw out the DVD.

I don't need the girls in that garbage.

It's no better than Birth of a Nation.

Whatever.

Maybe she has a point.

I don't know.

I said, throw out my Terminator box set, too.

Yeah.

Just in case.

Yeah, anything Arnold related.

Anything attached to Arnold, I was like, just get rid of it.

She was like, why?

It's like,

don't ask why.

It's considered controversy.

The other movies they were going to show were Moonlight, Do the Right Thing, and Milk.

Huh?

I never saw any of them.

Oh, I saw Do the Right.

Let me know.

Do the Right Thing's awesome.

Yeah, Milk is good too.

Moonlight, I barely remember.

Wait a minute, they're going to show milk to kids.

No, this isn't just for kids.

Why do you keep saying kids?

No, this is just

an event that they're having.

Oh, okay.

This lady was saying that five and six-year-old kids who are like, you know, the kindergartner's age in the movie

are routinely jailed.

Once you hear that, are you like, well, we can't take this person seriously, but people overlook it.

Well, you have to take her even more seriously.

She got fucking what she wanted.

She fucking.

I don't got to do anything.

I don't got to do anything.

I got my fucking kindergarten kindergarten cop DVD.

That's all I need to know.

I'll fucking, they'll pry it out on my cold, dead hands, Walt.

Take my guns, take my liberty.

No more ads.

No, that's it.

Tell them, Steve.

Oh, all right.

Be sure to tell us this week how much you love us.

Felt that fastball going down at the end.

Yeah.

Oh, I turned into a found ball.

Oh, that's two seconds, baby.