#443: Q’s Blues

Like Gwyneth Paltrow, that was her best performance was being dead.

I say we don't change, we don't alter Telm Steve Dave at all for our fucking Chinese masters.

Brie, what do you vote?

Oh, God, I'm so mad at Top Gun 2.

Tell him, Steve Dave.

All right.

I'll wait till Gidem is done moving around.

You'll wait till what?

Is Gidham like working or something?

There's way too much noise in the background.

No, I think it's Jeff.

He's he's turning, he's going through the previews like a fucking

dog.

Yeah, I think he's not going to be able to do that.

During a fucking pandemic, he fucking races down here to make sure his fucking

rest for the Robert Crumb volume 38.

All his pervy fucking hardcover books are

here.

Any new Mr.

Natural come out?

I got Mr.

Natural for you.

We can hear it, dude.

You got to stop turning those pages.

You can't hear this shit.

I'm telling you, we can.

Yeah, I wouldn't say it if I couldn't hear it.

Your fucking sausage fingers are turning it like a fucking, like the Hulk turning it.

I don't have sausage.

I got small fingers.

Remember, I got small hands.

So there's no way you can hear my fucking pages turning.

It's so much nicer when it's being done to somebody else.

All right.

Don't worry, your chance will come in in about half an hour.

All right, I'll set.

Yeah.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave.

Yet another satellite recording since we've got no choice.

Still in lockdown just like everyone else, though it seems to be slowly easing in some parts of the country and they're seeing spikes in their cases.

So who knows?

Who knows what's going to happen to poor old Jersey and New York?

Q, are you hopeful?

Didn't Jersey just officially extend it to June?

Yes.

Did they?

Yeah,

so that's that, dude.

You're easing up.

There's no easing up in the tri-state area because

we've all made the agreement that we're going to do it at the same time.

Like the three Connecticut, New York, New Jersey all agreed to parody.

So, I mean, if you're locked till June, I'm locked till June.

So essentially what New Jersey, Connecticut, and New York said was like, look,

there's the rest of the country and then there's us, where things matter.

So they can do whatever they want.

Yeah, I think what they said was like, there's no point in keeping a lockdown if like

neighboring people from neighboring states can just come and go into New York City

at will.

So they're trying to do a lockstep thing.

It's smart.

I mean, come on, man.

We can't.

It's crazy.

Who's dumb enough to be like, nah, it's fine.

I can go outside now.

Like, it's just crazy.

I saw in Miami, it's a lot of people.

There were like 9,000 verbal warnings or something because people are like, fuck it, fuck you.

Even in Redbank, I saw Giddam was recording and to the delight of a few onlookers,

himself yelling at protesters who want to open up the small businesses.

You still there, Walt?

I'm here.

I don't think anyone knows you're here yet.

I was just waiting for Walt to chime in.

I'm just

chime in on.

I'm erring on the side of caution.

I'm not going to weigh in on anything until, unless it's like, you know, busting someone's balls, because that's always a winner, I think.

Well, the door, I just opened the door and ushered you through with Gidem, the protester.

I'm just wondering how that reflects on the stash.

You know, he's down there, rogue, yelling at people, calling them stupid.

I don't know.

No comment, huh?

All right, this is going to be a tough interview.

I didn't know it was going to even be an interview, but here we are.

I'm really tired of Corona.

I really am.

I'm tired of Corona.

Let's talk about something fun.

We'll talk about something fun then, okay?

Because I got something that you're going to like.

Q might not like it so much.

Okay.

But I noticed that in the absence of Jokers,

True has turned to other vehicles to sort of flesh out

their schedule.

And I noticed that there's a TV show called Turdy Works.

Did you see this, Walt?

Turdy Works.

Yes.

Now, I'm hearing that correctly.

Turd, like, is in T-U-R-D as in

crap?

Well, here's the brilliance of it, okay?

It is about turds, but they spell it T-I-R-D.

That I'm not sure why.

But basically, it is about turds.

It's about a woman who makes moose poop art creations.

And

I guess she sells them.

And there's a cast of colorful locals, including the self-described bitch on the hill, Tammy.

This feels

back to Lizard Lizard Lick days.

It does.

As I was about to say, when I first saw the promo for it, I was like, what the fuck?

Have they had this in the vaults for about seven years?

It looks like they've had the star of the show in the vault for 70 years.

She looks like Jamie Lee Curtis in the year like 2050 or something.

Huh.

Well, look,

I don't want to disparage a fellow True TV show.

For all we know, the reason that it got through is it is Cracker Jack Entertaining.

Could be.

Could be.

I mean, I'm watching the trailer now.

Like, it doesn't, it doesn't really smack.

It seems like a duck dynasty, or like you say, lizard-like, just something that feels a little bit more manufactured.

But you know what?

What do I know?

I like moose.

So I'm checking out.

You know, I would like to point out that I have pitched True TV

maybe like 10 shows over the years.

Let me make a show about making art with cat shit.

How about that?

Yeah, I mean, you would, I mean, I would never think

to do that, but now,

given that it seems to be the new direction of True TV, then maybe I should start doing

cat turdy works.

Cat turdy works.

Speaking of cats, do you guys hear Benjamin screaming the entire time in the background?

Yeah,

I gotta get, hold on, I gotta walk away because I'm trying to fucking.

I'll be right back.

Somehow less annoying, though, than Sunday Jeff rifling through previews looking for shit he doesn't need.

Yeah, Sunday Jeff is here.

If anybody doesn't know,

what is Sunday Jeff doing there?

What's going on down at the stash?

What I told you before we started recording, he had to come down.

He heard that the previews had to be

in two weeks.

So he rushed down here to the stash to fill out the previews, put his name next to

all the sorts of hardcovers and nonsense.

That's why he's here.

I came to see everybody, too.

Is that a lie, Walt?

No, well, I mean, come on, he's really here for the previews.

Jesus Christ,

though, can't you do that online?

Like, can't you do that online?

I could have taken this home for me.

I didn't have to stay.

No, we need it.

We need it for our records for when we put our order in for the when we reopen.

Like, we need to know what he wants.

And none of us are good with online.

We're old-fashioned.

Paper and pens.

Gotcha.

All right.

I'm back.

Got rid of that cat.

No, I just, I brought him in and put him on my.

He just, if he's not with me, he just stares at me through like the glass of the door and will just cry until

he doesn't like being apart from me.

It's actually, you know, probably the fucking.

Best relationship I have in my life.

But okay, there you go.

So now he'll probably calm down.

Oh, yeah.

I heard him.

Yeah.

He's all right.

Okay, so as long as I keep petting him, it'll be okay.

So I'm going to try and pet him as much as I can for the rest of the episode.

Sorry, guys.

I apologize for that.

I got an old cat on my hands.

Go for it, Dr.

Evil.

Pet that cat.

Yeah.

Hey, Walt, are you okay on hand sanitizer?

I have some.

Do you?

Because we have a close friend who just got into the sanitizer game, and

I'm thinking we haven't.

Yeah, I could probably get a box to fall off the truck if you guys need it.

I'm not selling it.

People seem to think I'm selling it.

I'm not.

I'm just giving it to first responders and city workers.

RH beer,

we have kegs of beer.

And rather than wait for them to sell, we're just turning them into a hand sanitizer and giving away to cops and firemen and sanitation and bus workers, bus drivers, and stuff like that.

Wait a minute.

So it's not hand sizer?

It's just beer?

No, no, no.

You could distill the hand sanitizer down and then add these

other ingredients and it's very easily turned into hand sanitizer.

Because

the main, you know, the thing in sanitizer is alcohol.

So we just take the alcohol from the beer and add it to the gel.

How do you get it into like that kind of like jelly kind of like consistency?

You know how it's like a thick kind of like soap.

Yeah, those are the extra ingredients.

I'm not actually doing that.

It's a distillery that's doing them.

Oh, I thought you were doing it.

No, no, I'm just taking my kegs over to them.

They're doing it, and then I'm getting it back and handing it out.

It's just, you know, doing what I can to help, Walt.

You know what I mean?

No, it's really, really cool.

But I mean, how painful is it to see all that beer go to waste?

Not waste, but like, you know, all that beer be turned into hand sanitizer because you love beer.

Yeah.

It's 1,400 gallons of beer, and it costs me a lot of money to make it.

And sadly, this isn't even a tax write-off because I'm just doing it myself.

So

it's really painful, Walt.

But, you know, special times call for extreme measures.

You should have seen Giddam's grimace of pain when he heard all that beer being turned into hand sanitizer.

I mean, I've been to Giddam's place.

He doesn't drink my beer anyway.

What is he worried about?

Because he would drink the hand sanitizer.

Yeah, it's so funny because I have to put on the label, do not drink.

Like, it's just crazy.

It's just so stupid.

Does it come in a beer bottle?

No, it comes in a flask.

It does come in an attractive glass flask.

Well, maybe you should put it in

a shaped kind of container so it doesn't look like something you could drink.

Well, I got to go with the distillery has on hand.

I can't really just.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's the name of it?

I want to look it up.

The what?

The name of the sanitizer.

Oh, it's just R and H hand sanitizer, I guess.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You I'll get I'll I'll make sure you get I'm not gonna leave my boys hanging out there with germs all over them.

I'll send you some.

Awesome.

Yeah.

Look at us.

Pay you back for that toilet paper you sent me and and the erotica ashtray that I got sent.

That's all it is, man.

You just you keep everybody happy by giving each other gifts.

It feels good to get something in the mail.

It does.

I i sent sal a lego set the other day i didn't tell him it was coming when it got there he was super excited um it's nice it's nice when when you get little gifts right it is what you say uh is sal into lego he's not but but we're all we're we're all the the lego set that i sent him which i don't want to i i don't want to say yet because he's working on a joke with it is specific to sal so he got excited when he saw it um

so yeah so no he hasn't done lego before and i'm actually a little worried because i've been doing the Lego sets here, and they are fucking not easy.

They're pretty complex.

So,

you know, I'm hoping it's not more of a chore than a fun thing when he starts building it.

But yeah,

stuff like that.

Hey, should we start over?

We forgot to clap.

Declan will handle it.

You want to clap now so he could do it?

We'll just clap for ourselves.

it is good 15 minutes in, though.

You're like, hey, did we do this?

I'm like, fuck.

Oh, Benjamin, relax.

Jesus Christ.

Every once in a while, you have

like an actor who will go against the grain.

You know, like they play a character that you're like, wow, I never thought they would play a character like this.

Walt, have you seen what your boy's into?

Jim Gaffigan?

No.

he's gonna play Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in a

AMC show remember that guy who was like a crackhead and

was like real wild had all kinds of substance abuse issues and drunk driving shit but

are you being attacked

I feel like no I dropped my phone my phone dropped okay

Walt has no feelings on that either.

All right, let's move on.

Well, you told us to watch a movie.

You told us to watch one movie.

You didn't talk about watching the show with Jim Gaffigan.

I would have rather watched the Jim Gaffigan show.

It's not on yet.

Oh, my God.

We need to be in the same goddamn room.

I'm talking about the show.

Like, will you be interested in watching the show?

He's playing a character that's completely opposite of the clean family guy you've come to know.

Is that something that you'll be into?

It's a drama, a drama?

I think it's a dark comedy.

Yeah.

I'll watch it.

Yeah, I'll watch anything with guys I like, artists I like.

Like Fargo.

Yeah

What about the movie you asked us to watch though?

All right, it seems you're chomping at the bit to talk about it so

The only reason I asked you asked you to watch it was because like I hadn't seen it before Mary Beth was like, oh, we should watch this.

It's pretty good.

And I did like it, but it was crazy how many it was like almost every box for Corona was ticked in this movie, aside from the looting.

That's the only only thing that wasn't uh the exact same as what's going on now you think that's crazy

do i think it's crazy i i think it's like like they're like oh the little house on the prairie predicted this it's like no they fucking didn't like no they didn't like nobody like just because something's uh

coincidental does not mean that they predicted it like fucking nostradamus and this contagion movie didn't predict anything but holy shit did it hit close to everything that's going on, you know?

It was eerie how close it was to everything that was going on.

It was crazy.

But I mean, that's the reason why is because they had people

who foresaw that was going to be experts and stuff.

It's not like they just came up with it out of nowhere.

I'm sure they talked to all people in this field that would tell you how it would go down, no?

Yeah, but that's China.

It happened in a China wet market.

Well, fuck, man,

it's the most well-known wet market on the face of the planet, though.

But it could have originated anywhere.

We don't see a weird trace.

Back to SARS and everything, it was also in China, and they thought it was from their wet market.

Do you think that if they were making contagion today

that they would not be able to set it in the Chinese wet market?

I think that was 2012, and I would say in eight years, yeah, probably.

It would be, you know, it would be somewhere in Brooklyn,

some hipster market.

Yeah, it would be like insensitive to settle in China now.

Well, I heard that they're changing Top Gun 2.

They're doing all sorts of stuff to make it more, like they're taking out all the things that will offend China because of some patches on the pilots' jackets, and they're doing things just so that they don't get China upset.

Talk to me goose.

So

I think that the wet market would be far more incendiary than a patch on fucking Tom Cruise's jacket that they're willing to change for every scene.

So they're going in and digitally changing.

Yes.

Patches, that's great.

That's so funny.

What are you shaking your head about?

Get him?

It's a different patch that they used in the movie.

It was from his.

Originally, he was wearing his father's jacket.

It's still his father's jacket, but he put his patch on it from the first movie.

It's from it's a it's whatever.

What's that country that China can't stand that they know?

Taiwan.

Yeah, it's and it has something to do with Taiwan.

He has a Taiwanese.

In the original, he had his father's Far East cruise patch on there.

And then in the new movie, he has his patch from the first Top Gun movie, which was a movie.

Okay, so why are you shaking your head?

No, is that inaccurate what I said?

Yeah, they didn't change the patch because of the movie, because of the China.

They changed the patch because they updated his jacket with his patch.

No, they change it because China doesn't want to see anything with what was that country called again?

Taiwan.

Taiwan.

But these newfangled countries pop up fucking constantly.

Yeah,

there's a war.

There's some kind of civil war.

Next thing you know, you have three countries where one used to be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you got, and remember, they're all to be taken seriously, too.

So it's good.

That's

who, who, did anyone complain about this?

Like.

Why are we caring about this now?

Because of the money.

Decades later.

No, I mean, like,

oh, Top Gun 2.

Oh, and now they're going and taking because Top Gun 2 hasn't come out yet.

Right, yeah.

Right.

Well, I think that China is such a huge movie market that they're like, look, we can't do anything that pisses them off because they won't play it there.

Exactly.

So, from a business point of view, and you know, I love, I love business decisions.

Like, it makes sense.

They're like, look, look, we could either put it out with a stupid patch on his jacket and not make another fucking $500 million, or we could just change the stupid patch and make that money.

I'd change the patch too.

I'd be like, great, let's do it.

But then you're like, then you're buying into China's whole philosophy, man, which is censorship.

Like, that's what they're all about, squashing fucking citizens and shit.

So if you're like, I hear you, sure.

I hear you, bud, but I don't want to like, I, but if that's the stance everybody's taking, then everybody stop buying shit that's made in China and let's fucking do it.

Don't, don't, don't complain to me about Tom Cruise's fucking patch

and human rights when

everything I have in my house, I look underneath and it says made in China.

Like, it's just,

let's have some consistency.

You know what I'm saying?

Let's either do it or not.

And right now, we're not, so fucking change the batch.

Toss your cell phone then.

Toss your cell phone.

You hate China so much.

Toss it.

It's kind of like, though, like nobody in China is saying it, but somebody at that studio is making a decision.

That's what you're saying?

It's a business decision.

Business decision.

Yeah, I don't think China even requested it.

I just just think that they're looking ahead.

They're like, you know what?

This will anger China.

This will be a problem.

So let's just change it.

Let's just go out of our way to make sure that we don't anger anybody or cause any kind of

money not to be made because of a silly little patch.

Oh, God, I'm so mad at Top Gun 2.

I don't think he would.

I don't think they would play Tell him, Steve, Dave,

in China with all this.

with all this.

I wouldn't change fucking one thing to get fucking played in China.

I wouldn't alter one fucking word from Tellum Steve Dave to get fucking airplay in China, though.

Yeah, they're like, take off that four-colored demons patch.

I'd be like, suck my dick.

Yeah, well, what if, like, what if, like, well, we'll triple your Patreon

sign-ups if you do that in one day.

Integrity.

So what we've been, we've always had it.

We'll never lose it.

I would like to state for the record, I'm willing to lose it.

You've already lost it.

We're talking about me and Walt.

But it's a three-man vote, though.

Let's take it to a vote.

I say

we don't alter Telm Steve Dave at all for our fucking Chinese masters.

Bri, what do you vote?

I'm going to go ahead and say there's a percentage that

I would like to throw out there.

0% chance.

Zero.

Okay, I would like to say this is two motherfuckers who do not have the money on the table in front of them as

they're saying it.

Oh, man.

You can't, it's weird, though.

Like, you remember in Godfather, like, they weren't allowed to use the word mafia

because

Joe Colombo and the anti-Italian Defamation League were like, yeah, we don't want that associated with us.

So if you watch Godfather, they never use the word mafia.

I thought you were saying like China was leaning on somebody like organized crime to not put that patch on, but not the case.

Now, also in the comic books, they couldn't call a Marvel

change mafia to Magia.

Double Gs instead of double F's.

That's what they changed it to?

Yeah.

Like Zuvembi or something?

Fucking.

Yeah, which is it's silly.

I mean, I think it's all silly, but what are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

If you're Marvel, you'd make the decision too.

You'd be like, all right, I don't want to deal with with this.

I definitely don't want a fucking package showing up my house with a fish wrapped on the newspaper, so I'll just change it.

Um, just Punisher was always fighting the mob.

Punisher was fighting the mob left and right, but it wasn't, it wasn't the real mob, though.

No, but I mean, they called it that with like Manucci and shit like that.

You know, I guess times change and everything changes and whatnot.

It's hard not, like, once the Sopranos out there, it's hard to be like, ah, you can't call it that anymore.

I think, you know?

Like, I know there are people who are super into Top Gun.

I am not one of them.

But, like,

that would be bothersome to me, I think, if I did like it.

I would be like, wow.

So, the jacket can't be the same because of fucking.

You're very low, Brian.

I could barely hear you when you're fighting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I was sitting away from the mic a little bit.

But for America, audiences won't even know.

You're not going to see the version

without the patch in question.

But it was on his original jacket, so anybody who remembers the first one.

Yeah, but

you're going to be one of those fucking nerds, you know, that's like, oh, the jacket's not exactly 100% the same.

Too bad.

Grow up.

It says here,

it's been well over 20 years since any mainstream film has openly critiqued China.

So I guess this is ongoing.

It's just like, I guess somebody at Paramount didn't realize that that was a Taiwanese flag.

And somebody's like, are you fucking crazy?

It's been 20 years.

We don't want to piss him off now.

Didn't they remake that Red Dawn?

And wasn't there something in it where they changed all the flags in it, either to Chinese or from Chinese?

Wasn't there something like that?

Oh, it wasn't Russia.

What's that?

It wasn't Russia?

No, but I think in the remake, they had, let me look it up because I don't know if you can.

No, you're right, Keith.

You're right.

Red Dawn remake swapped out.

Chinese flags for North Korean ones for fear of losing out on the box office.

Right, that was it.

So, Walt, when they made Red Dawn, they went ahead, they made the Chinese the bad guys in it, but then they were like, oh, we can't do that, so they changed the flag to North Korea, apparently.

But wait, do you see people?

Is that racist, though?

Uh, yeah, I would, I guess, I guess what they're saying is, like, you're not going to be able to tell the difference.

Yeah, we're going to

swap out the nationality, and no one's going to know.

I mean,

because all Asians look the same.

Is that what they're saying?

I think that's what they're saying, yeah.

Oh, my God.

See, that's why, like, you have to have integrity from the get-go, like, tell them Steve Dave.

Yeah.

You do.

I mean, that's why we'll never have this slippery slope.

We'll never be on the slippery slope, guys.

Those Prussian kissing devil skulls that are in your garage, were they made in China?

Absolutely not.

No?

Nope.

Made in America, my friend.

Oh, man.

Yet nobody's ordering them.

You know what, though?

I'd rather have them sit in my garage than have to look under that little fucking skull emblem and see Made in China underneath it

there are three letters on the bottom of that skull that mean the world and that's you s and motherfucking a

actually there's no no letters on the bottom of it it was too too expensive to put made in usa under underneath it put the copyright on it get on a sharpie and have get him start writing for you

Would you guys be willing if like after this, because I mean, look,

this plague that we're in, this virus,

I'm a nationalist by nature.

If I understand

the exact definition of nationalism as I understand it, which is like, you know, every nation is kind of its own type thing.

I'm not a big fan of globalization as it is to begin with.

Like, I like having countries having their own identity and their own rules and their own laws and stuff like that.

So, so.

So, but surely globalization is going to take a hit with this,

with the, with the virus, right?

With like everybody with China lying to us and everybody now, and then they were threatening to withhold any cure that they came up with or information, and all these things that we heard, whether they were true or not.

Like,

people have got to be like, we have to bring things back to the United States manufacturing-wise, certainly on the medical side.

And if that causes everything to go up in price,

is that a trade-off you guys are willing to make?

Or no?

You have no choice.

You can't have this happen again where you're relying upon other countries to send you much-needed supplies.

I think you have to now make it more

incentives for the companies that are, even if you have to be like, you have to make a certain amount within America because we can't have this happen again for the next crisis.

Too dependent on some of the other countries.

Absolutely.

Sunday, Jeff, people.

Stone with the preview.

What are we talking about?

Hold on a second, Walt.

Yeah.

Hello?

Oh, you got knocked off?

What's going on?

Yeah, I don't know what happened.

I just got disconnected, but I'm back.

Difficulties.

Okay, we're all back.

What happened?

Okay.

My phone just disconnected.

I don't know what happened.

Did you hear that?

That fucking MacArthur-like speech from Sunday Jeff?

No, I missed it.

What did he say?

He was like, Sunday Jeff, can you repeat what you said again?

Or do you even remember?

I forgot.

What do I say?

I'm done with the previews.

For anybody who doesn't know what previews is,

it's what we place our comic book and magazine order every month.

Shit going on.

And this is why he ran down here in the middle of a pandemic to make sure he ordered his Godzilla magazine.

He's like, I might be able to do that.

That was the MacArthur-esque.

That was the MacArthur.

Hey, your old buddy Bry here.

Look around you.

Go on.

I've got time.

Nothing but time.

I'm talking about a wireless world and everybody using wireless earbuds.

Who wouldn't want that?

Who likes wires?

Except for people who make wires.

Those are the people that it should really be shaking in their boots.

Because

these wireless earbuds from Raycon, they're pretty sweet.

You already know that they're about half the price.

They started half the price of other premium wireless earbuds on the market, and they sound just as amazing as other top audio brands you already know.

Let's not even mention them.

Their newest model, the Everyday E25 earbuds, are their best ones yet with six hours of playtime, seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass, and a compact design that gives you a nice noise-isolating fit.

That much is true.

That I can tell you for a fact, all that is true.

They're comfortable, perfect for on-the-go listening and taking phone calls.

That is also true.

I got free earbuds.

I won't lie.

Just like your Acon doesn't.

I won't lie.

They sent me a sample and I lost them.

And I was upset.

And I'm not upset anymore because Mary Beth went online and she ordered me a new pair, the upgraded ones, the E55, I believe, which fit even better.

So if you want an even better fit, then I would go for them.

Unlike some of your other wireless options, Raycon earbuds are both stylish and discreet with no dangling wires or stems.

Ugh, stems.

Who needs them?

Unless they're fucking hot stems on a hot lady.

The company was co-founded by Ray J,

and a couple of celebrities are also obsessed with them.

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So wait a minute, so you're telling me that was all you want to talk about, about that movie we watched?

Oh, no, we got distracted from it.

But, I mean,

I thought it was a good movie, but on top of it, I thought that every similarity was like, holy shit, this is nuts.

It's exactly what happened without deviating aside from the looting, which, who knows?

That could have been just around the corner if things got worse.

Yeah, I'm confident that

you were that taken aback by that because they would have this game plan probably has been in place for decades though.

What will happen, though?

But I mean, not every virus comes from the Chinese wet market.

I saw a good amount of them do.

Oh, Sunday Jeff, weighing it again.

We might have to cut that, though.

No, we'll never cut it.

Fucking lay.

Well, China has to hear it.

Did you say hear this?

Did you say you got to stay on the slope?

Stay on that slope.

Who has to slope with me?

Sunday Jeff said a majority of those viruses do come from China, he said.

From unfortunately, that particular part of the world.

Unfortunately.

The world or that country?

I said that part of the world.

I'm not so sure.

So pussyfoot.

All right.

China.

China.

It's all China.

But who, now, which storyline did you like the most?

Like, for me, there was like, they were focusing on four different characters in this movie, Contagion, right?

Right.

Who did you wish that they just stayed on?

We're like, you know what?

Just stay on this particular character's story because I don't give a fuck about the rest of them.

You didn't.

Wait, you didn't.

I'm sorry.

Which character did you wish that they had stayed on instead of like flip-flopping and changing the channel and following Morgan Freeman or following

Lawrence?

Oh, that wasn't Morgan Freeman.

I don't know.

Like, Jude Law's thing, I was just like,

I could have, you know, that was probably my least favorite part of it was Jude Law.

Even though it was fun seeing him get his comeuppance,

I could have done without Jude Law.

I know.

but i guess it was but those charlatans are popping up though but i thought the matt damon character was the most interesting storyline and i was like just follow him i don't care about the rest of the of these characters though i agree i would have liked to have seen more with him and just the daughter and leo like the daughter what all she wanted to do was kiss how annoying would that be that's what didn't you want to do that when you were her age though just kiss

how old was she 14 i mean yeah if i could find somebody who would have kissed me but

but if you did have someone with it, I'm sitting there with Edgar.

I'm like, hey, I want to go out and kiss somebody.

And he's just like, what?

But how hard would it be if you're 14 and you have somebody that wants to kiss you and you can't go out and kiss them?

Pretty damn hard.

It may be, but if there's a deadly flu that I'm like, I'm not 100% sure that I'm.

Like, I see what happened to my mom.

Do you see how fucked up she looked?

Like, that makeup was awesome.

Like, Wynneth Paltrow, that was her best performance, was being dead.

you know

um if i knew that that was the i mean that's the possibility like i think oh you know what i got today by the way i went to the i had to go to the doctor for something i got the uh script for the antibody test so i'm gonna go take it and see if uh i'm now superhuman oh they just administer it in the office No, I have to, he gave me a prescription for it.

So I'll go to the place the next time I have to get a blood test, which is like...

A prescription to test if you had it already?

Yeah.

Like you have to have a doctor's order to say you like it.

Oh,

okay.

Why did you get it?

Like,

what did you tell them that made you get the test?

I said they'll check for to see if you have the antibodies.

And he's like, okay.

Oh, so we're just at the point where you could just request it?

Well, something like that, I guess.

You know, I think it's.

But I thought we were low on tests.

and low on supplies and all that shit.

Like, everybody keeps saying how the fucking people on TV are getting these tests and, oh, how, how, if you know people, you're at the front of the line.

I know plenty of people.

I'm on TV.

Nobody's given me a test.

Like, what, how did you get it?

Like, what do you, you just, you're just like, let me get it?

You just, it's just for the asking at this point.

I think, well, it says how to get New York's COVID-19 antibody test for free.

I'm seeing it right now.

Who is that?

Well, how many people are over there while talking at once?

It sounds like

it's like Legion over there.

What's going on?

It's just Sunday Jeff at the table.

I don't know why he whispered that, though.

It was really creepy.

He just kind of looked over to me and goes, that's a test for the antibody test, not the test if you have it.

I don't know why he felt the need to say that in a hushed tone.

Okay.

All right.

I didn't know what's going on very soon.

Yeah, I'd like to do that test.

But you have to go somewhere to do it, huh?

Yeah, like I'll go to LabCorp.

But it says New York City will launch free COVID-19 antibody testing next week with an eventual plan to let up to 140,000 people get tested to see if they've had it.

It's going to be in five neighborhoods, none of which appear to include Staten Island.

I think mostly because it's in like lower income areas, maybe.

So

up to 5,000 people a day.

Holy shit.

It's crazy.

And ask Sunday Jeff if he knows so much.

That's just to see if you've been exposed to it, right?

Or if you've had it.

Well, the antibody test, just test if you've had it already.

That's all it's testing.

If I've had it, that means Mary Beth and Sage had it.

And if we all had it, I'll bet you you had it too, Walt.

And that means we're all like supermen.

Oh, Q, you had it too.

Well, yeah, I think I had it, but I don't know.

There's no way to tell without the test.

And as I've understood it, the test isn't something that I can just go get.

I mean, I'm definitely not going to a doctor's office to try and get it and shit like that, you know?

Yeah, I had to go anyway, so while I was there, I was like, hey, hook me up.

And then he did.

It says that it's 100% accurate at finding coronavirus antibodies in the blood and 99.8% at ruling them out.

So there you go.

But yeah, Walt,

I would have followed Matt Damon's character way closer.

I was surprised that Kate Winslet got killed so soon because they were building up her character and then suddenly she's in a fucking plastic bag.

I would have liked to see more Sol Star Q, you know who I'm talking about.

Yeah, he's always good in everything he does.

Hawk, what is his name's Hawk?

John Hawkes, yeah.

John Hawk, yeah, he's he's great and everything yeah it was good to see him pop up uh it was it was an effective movie like when they showed the virus moving around by what everybody touched and what's going on i was like wow they really kind of nailed it it was cool

why do you think they made the gwyneth paltrow character a cheater

probably so that you would uh

not take her death so like

like maybe you're just like all right well

fuck her then because like if you found that out like how do you feel then you know and she had been up to it before.

So she's a serial cheater.

She had cheated with the same guy before.

Now she's back cheating.

Or did they ever prove it?

I can't remember.

Yeah, they did.

They showed her calling him and making a date, like doing the layover in Chicago and stuff like that.

So her, she died and her son died.

That girl, Matt Damon's daughter, is her stepdaughter.

That's not her actual mother.

So, yeah, I guess like she cheated on her husband, and as a result, her and her son died.

No, her son was going to die anyway.

It was just that guy.

So, if I'm Matt Damon and I find out that my wife cheated on me, but she gave him this virus and it killed him, I'd be like, all right,

well, I guess you got what I guess they all got what they deserved.

It was very biblical, I thought.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

How would you feel as, like, you know, if that's your significant other?

You're like, wait, because now in death, you can't even confront it unless you confront the guy, I guess, and cough.

Well, he was dead, too, I thought.

Oh, did he he die as well?

Yeah, he cut

real bad.

Even if, I mean, it's silly to be mad at the person that's sleeping with your wife.

Like, it's not his job, unless it's a friend of yours or something like that, because you're just like, I mean, look, it's not his job

to not sleep with my wife.

It's my wife's job to not sleep with him.

I feel like I've heard you say this so many times years ago.

I'm just saying, just let the guy off the hook.

It's not his fault.

It's the wife's fault.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, I agree.

He had no contract to be faithful to Matt Damon.

No, he may be a little bit of a dickhead, but I would be pissed at my wife.

I'd be like, Jesus Christ.

And Gwyneth Pacho is pretty attractive.

So I'd be like, all right, I get it.

Like, you know, you want her to sleep with her.

She looks like Gwyneth Balcho.

But,

I mean, if she died,

I wouldn't tell anybody.

I would just be like, all right, I just got to deal with this

and grieve and then just try and get all that fucking grief pusse

from my wife dying to this virus.

You know?

I would probably make it the centerpiece of my eulogy.

Like, I know you think you're all looking at some innocent virginal type, but here's the news.

Your daughter was a monster.

She died a monster.

I mean, at least they probably tossed her into some sort of mass grave and you're like, you don't even have to worry about it.

Yeah, just chuck her in with the rest of the infected because that's what they started doing, right?

Yeah, that's what they did to Kate Winslet.

So just toss her in and go.

If it's good enough for a doctor, it's good enough for some fucking strumpet that's cheating on her husband.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Or no, was that too early?

That's it.

What?

A little bit early.

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I've been since like I listen to podcasts and shit a lot, and I listen to audiobooks, and I'm just, I'm so tired of podcasts.

I'm like, I don't care what you think.

And I know the irony of me saying this on a podcast, but I'm just like, I don't care what you think.

I don't care what you have to say.

I'm just tired of listening to people's opinions on shit.

So I started going back and listening to Art Bell stuff.

You know, the coast-to-coast stuff, Walt.

Yeah, I know.

I've heard

those issues.

Isn't Isn't he the crazy one?

It's pretty crazy.

But I'm like, is he, do you think he's serious, Walt?

No.

No, right?

There's just no way.

He was engaging a guy so earnestly about Bigfoot that I'm like, there's no way this guy is for real.

Like he, the conversation is so in-depth as if he saw like something that they know exists for a fact, but like is rarely seen.

You know, he's like, oh, you got to see a lynx or whatever the fuck, you know, something like that.

And of course, you know, that led me to other episodes, and one of them was about killer bees.

Now,

you had the killer bees, right?

I thought that were you, did you fear the killer bees in the 70s, Walt?

Not at all.

Q, you probably would have been too young.

Killer Bees, I remember.

I mean, I remember the talk of the Killer Bees.

Yeah.

So you never thought, Walt, that the possibility of killer bees arriving was.

No,

I was never concerned about it.

Right.

But are you now with the murder hornets?

Still not concerned.

Not concerned over a murder hornet, huh?

Nope.

I just don't go anywhere enough places where I'm going to be exposed to this bee, you know?

Unless it gets in my house or

there's a hive built under my porch or something,

I really fear

very little regarding any bees

but these aren't bees these are murder hornets dude which is the worst name ever

well i mean yeah it's all just hype for the they give him that name have they really ever murdered anything

uh i oh it says it's been known to kill up to 50 people a year in japan or china or korea since they're all the same according to uh the movie um

New York City beekeepers say there's no way that it won't make its way here.

The murder hornet is

the world's largest at more than two inches long.

And I guess his stinger is a quarter inch long versus like barely measurable on a bee.

You know, the bee gives you a little sting.

This thing really hurts.

And they'll bite, like, you know, if you get a couple of them attacking one of the dogs, forget it, man.

You're going to have to go out there.

It'll puncture your beekeeper outfit if you have one of them on.

Yeah, but

it's going to be a while before they make their way across the nation, though.

They're only on the west coast, right?

Yeah, well, it was, but I guess they recently surfaced for the first time in Washington state.

New York City says that they'll eventually make their way here.

So this is recent, but I mean, I don't know.

How long does it take a bee to fly somewhere or a hornet or whatever it is?

You know, if he catches a nice fucking tailwind, you'll be here in the next couple days.

Or they said they can go on somebody's car, you know, if they go on somebody's car and then they're hanging out, the next thing you know, they got to ride out.

Yeah.

But a whole bunch would have to make their way.

Because if only one makes it,

who's he going to fornicate with to create another murder bee?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Those are the answers I don't have.

You know,

I did read that in, it says in China they have

guys who go out and hunt them, and it's like they'll find one and they're like, okay, there's a murder hornet.

And they'll follow him back to the hive and then they'll fucking torch the whole hive with like flamethrowers and shit.

That sounds like fun.

Right?

Yeah.

I mean, they're a scourge for sure.

No doubt about it.

Finally, something you could kill and feel good about.

Really?

You know?

I don't feel good about it.

Like, I don't kill mice or or or or anything like that.

Snakes and stuff, like shit pests that I have around, like, that you see around like your property and stuff.

I really don't.

Even spiders I catch in my house and release.

I I don't really like killing things, but uh murder hornets, I think

I could take some joy in exterminating a nest of murder hornets.

You gotta.

I mean, listen to old rickety Benjamin.

You think he needs a murder hornet in his life?

You gotta kill that thing.

Yeah, look at him right now.

He looks like he can't take a single murder hornet sting.

I gotta protect him.

He's all I got, you know?

He doesn't want to know from him.

I know.

You lose him to murder hornets, you're fucking on your own.

Oh, dude, I lose Benjamin and

a light goes out in my eyes it's not

it's not i i rely too much on this cat so yeah that's not good i was gonna say that i actually believe

yeah it's true that's that's no joke at all it is it is

it isn't it it's weird right how how attached i am to this cat or is this just every every owner has attachments to their pets and i just this is just what i just think i'm special but i'm not everybody loves their pets this much um well i look at you guys i feel like walt is the Seboy with his dogs.

Yeah.

You know, going so far as to let them fart in his face and shit, you know.

But he has kids, so he has something that is possible for him to love more.

I don't have anything that I could love more than this cat.

Right.

That's what I'm saying.

So

I think that.

Yeah, yeah, but that's what I mean.

So I think that maybe the love that Walt has for his kids, I have for this cat, maybe.

You got to save them, then.

Got to kill that murder hornet well you can get praying mantises like if you were to order i don't know if you can buy them online but if you were to like have like a whole bunch of praying mantises shipped to your to your property and you just like put them all out in your backyard you probably wouldn't have anything to worry about because i think that's the natural enemy of the murder bee

um yeah grizzly video shows praying mantis eating the brain of a murder hornet oh that that's why you fucking don't kill praying mantis everyone's like i don't know if it's true if there's a 50 fine but I always heard there was a $50 fine.

I think parents told their kids that just so they wouldn't kill praying mantis.

And then sometimes bees will organize and kill them as well.

There's no way praying mantises are

rare.

You could order a praying mantis egg case.

You could order live praying mantises.

They're not even that expensive.

Oh, oh, so a new,

okay, it looks like baby praying mantises cost about

$170 for $500?

How is that possible?

Oh, that would be more than enough, I would think.

Just let them loose the colours.

Yeah.

Oh,

all right.

So either way, so for less than $200, you can get a lot of fucking praying mantises.

So

it can't be true anymore.

But you could buy 100 pre-fed adult.

Oh, these are lace wings.

What the fuck is a lace wing?

Hold on.

Okay, a praying mantis egg case with five extra large prey mantis eggs is $13.

But you got to incubate those eggs, Okio, when you get them.

You think so?

You just put them outside and let them go.

No, you probably got to do a bit more than just

open the box and then just put the egg out.

I mean, you probably got to cultivate that egg and make sure you bring it to fruition.

You got to be like one of those emperor penguins, man.

You got to look after it.

All right, but my point is, if they're selling them, if they're just selling them as is, then they got to be okay.

Get him once to weigh in.

Hold on.

Get them wants to weigh in.

Hold on.

Go ahead.

Get them.

Actually, the roommate of my ex in college,

one year they bought a Christmas tree, and they brought it into the for Christmas, and it apparently had a praying mantis a case on the trunk, and they didn't realize it until it hatched because it got warm.

And their whole house was covered in baby praying mantai.

That's a big problem, right?

Because you can't kill them.

You'll go to jail if you kill that man.

That's not true, but they were so small, they were everywhere.

So they threw the tree right out the door, ornaments and all, and tried to kill as many as they could.

But they're not harmful.

It's not like they ate anything or bite people.

But they said every year after that, they checked the tree

for aid cases.

Was that person you get them?

I'm sorry?

Was that person you?

No, it was

my ex's roommate in college.

Her name was Magenta.

Did you have bugs in your house?

Oh, I've got tons.

At the farm, yeah,

we had box elder beetles, ladybugs, and eventually stink bugs.

My neighbor.

Fucking stink bugs, man.

Holy shit.

Yeah, my neighbor two houses down.

He took out his wall one time, and the whole wall was filled with ladybugs.

They apparently would winter in the walls in older houses.

And then they

fly out in the summer or the spring when it gets warm.

The stink bugs were bad.

Because the cats, the cats are going to be.

Here we go, guys.

I just ordered a praying mantis

habitat with eggs.

And from these eggs, it says it could be over 200 praying mantises come out of these eggs.

So I'll release them in my yard and I'll just be fine, right?

Should be.

Should be.

There should be absolutely nothing living in your yard and probably 18 months.

You'll have like nothing but praying mantises living in your yard then.

Oh, that's great.

Can I release him in my neighbor's house?

Will he take care of them too?

This would be great.

Hey, ask Get him.

How does a praying mantis kill a murder hornet, but a murder hornet kills a mouse?

Does that mean that a praying mantis can also kill a mouse?

I'm not sure if it can.

The videos I've seen, the praying mantis,

it latches onto pretty much like the

abdomen or thorax of the murder hornet.

And so it can't get its stinger into the praying mantis, and then it just eats away at its head.

I'm watching it right now.

It's so disgusting, I almost can't believe it.

Whenever I would find him at the farm, I would put him on the trees around the house because they would go after the carpenter ants.

We had a large carpenter ant problem.

But what if Q was to just order a whole bunch of seeds, like the

Venus flytrap seeds?

Would that be able to help him keep out the killer hornets?

I'm not sure because I'm not sure if his soil could handle if he has swampy soil, which is what...

It's Staten Island soil, bro.

Yeah, I don't think it's swampy, though.

It's kind of landfilly, but um.

I'm not ordering these.

I've canceled the order.

This is terrible.

This is too bad.

I'm out.

I'm out.

I'm out.

I can't be involved in this.

Just hire yourself a live-in beekeeper.

Oh, yeah, that's an idea.

Get a little apiary going on.

You know, and then have this guy.

He's trained in bees, so he'll be able to keep the killer hornets away from you.

But no, they say that the hornet stinger is actually uh thick or long so long that it can actually pierce through a beekeeper suit and into the skin well that sounds like the beekeeper's problem yeah that's not q's problem

let's get a custom-made suit for this guy i'm not doing that well first of all why has it got to be a guy can't it be like a female um beekeeper oh she's in like chicks are into bees oh yeah i think so that's a that's a lonely dude's fucking uh hobby but a lot of famous people are into uh beekeeping because it's a good way to get a tax break because the land that you keep your hives on can be Canada's farmland.

There you go, Q.

Tax break.

Boom!

Oh, I'm a beekeeper.

All right.

A honeyman is here.

Instead of BQ, it's QBs.

All my girls, they wear bikinis to take care of them.

I got to tell you, there are a lot of attractive female beekeepers on the internet.

Also, I can tell you for a fact that girls are into bees because I've heard a lot about bees since dating someone.

No way!

Yeah, like her grandfather's a beekeeper, her dad's a beekeeper, and I guess she's an aspiring beekeeper because I hear a lot about bees.

But wow.

And play with the C's.

What?

But like, do bees,

are my neighbors going to hate me?

Are they going to be like, why the fuck has this asshole got bees coming and going all day?

I would.

Walt do you remember when

I was young down on one

where I lived,

the guy on the corner had bees.

Yep.

And every once in a while, like every summer, not every summer, but in the summer generally, the queen would leave the hive and then all the bees would come out of the hive and like fly all over the neighborhood and you had to stay inside.

But for the most part, they didn't really bother anyone.

Like I've only gotten stung once in my entire life by a bee bee, and it wasn't even by my house.

We had tons.

There's a guy down the street at the farm who had about six hives.

It's never really a problem.

You know, the invisible fence they use for dogs?

Is there something they can do for that for bees?

Like, like

some sort of noise they can make to keep them inside Q's backyard?

Well, they got to fly to get the honey, the pollen to make the honey.

So they have to spread out.

That's when they I don't know if you've ever seen them do how they how they do the dances to tell the other bees where the the flowers are.

Surely you've seen that.

I haven't seen that, no, but I forgot about that.

Yeah, it may be a problem, Q.

You might have to get zoned for that, too.

Well, this sounds like a lot of work.

That's why you hired the live-in beekeeper.

Get all the penis.

I know.

Yeah, you're right.

He bailed on his praying mantises.

Now he's bailing on the bees.

I just feel like it's calling too much attention to myself.

If I have a beekeeping thing in the yard, people are going to know.

They're going to be like, oh,

that's the guy.

I just don't want to do it.

Hey, have you ever thought about that?

Maybe for a Joker challenge, like one of you guys getting a bee beard?

Would any of you?

No, that's pretty good, though.

Would any of you ever do that?

I wouldn't, but maybe the other guys would.

Maybe.

I mean, I guess, like one of those giant.

But

we try not to do anything that Jackass has done, and I'm pretty sure they've done it.

Oh, yeah, they probably have, yeah.

But if you own it, but if you own the bees, it'd be like a little commercial for you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I could call myself BQ,

right?

You should consider marketing jokers in that way, like, just like Jackass, without all the gay stuff.

I mean, I feel like there's plenty of gay stuff on a practical joker.

I've kissed Sal, I've kissed Joe, I've kissed Murr on the air.

Ever kissed me?

Not on the air, no.

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That is a big country, man.

We can't be too far behind that, though, I would think.

Let's see.

Most, I'll look it up.

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So, what kind of special accommodations does Walt have to make for me now?

Well, you get to work from home, get them.

Oh, never mind.

It's going to get your jaw wired so you can't eat.

He's going to put you on a diet.

So,

oh, first world, because I guess a lot of the, they're like all those island nations, like Samoans and shit.

So if you're just going to count most obese,

most obese

first

world countries, okay, here we go.

This is not a first world.

It's just going to be the same goddamn list.

But it says the, you know, as of 2017, the United States was the most obese.

Really?

Yeah.

It says it'll really it'll re obese obesity rate will reach nearly 50% by 2030.

Do you think a lot of people have been putting weight on while

in this lockdown?

Probably.

We're the land of milk and honey.

What do you expect?

I guess

you kind of got it.

I mean, I definitely feel like I've.

I can't hear you, Q.

I can't hear anything.

I feel like I've you can't hear me.

Has that any better?

No, I can hear you.

I can hear you well.

Okay.

Yeah, I gotta feel like I don't know if I've gained weight, but I've definitely lost

muscle mass.

Yeah, like tone, whatever small tone, like I've definitely turned into veal while I've been in here.

I try.

I've been working out.

I've been working with a trainer for a couple of weeks now, but

you know, it's a little early to start seeing results.

Yep.

I wondered if

people are gaining weight, is it because they're bored and they eat?

Or because it feels like the last thing you have control of?

It's like, fuck it.

You know what?

I want some fucking devil dogs or some shit, and I can control that.

Whereas I can't control going out to eat or going to a movie or going to see my friend, but this I can control.

Maybe not, you know, consciously, but.

Yeah, I think so.

I think so.

It's like everything's been taken away.

Like, I'm going to take cheeseburgers away from myself.

Like, it doesn't.

You need something.

You know, I mean, TV can't plug the hole.

It just can't.

Q, I thought it could.

I was wrong.

Plus, there's like a big

shortage of fresh vegetables and stuff I've noticed going to the supermarket.

So it seems like you can almost kind of have to gravitate towards the pre-packaged, full of preservative type stuff.

148, everybody.

Yeah, I thought Tell him Steve Dave was coming up.

Really?

And then on that?

I think people are fucking furious.

That was so lame.

I'm like, you should have said it.

This is the kind of shit I hear all day long.

Out of my mimicry.

So you, I mean, wait, so you're there, Sunday, Jeff, there.

Like, what's going on in the stash right now?

We're in lockdown, man.

We haven't left the stash in fucking four weeks.

I've been bathing in the sink and served taco.

I've been picking fucking crumbs out of Games' Giddam's beard.

I'm so hungry.

Oh, hey,

with Giddam's video, those girls seem to be reacting positively.

Did he convert after that camera went dark?

No, no, I did not.

I just went, I scurried back in the store and locked the door.

Did you?

No, we're here.

Time to come in.

We're here curating boxes.

We're doing this thing for the stash where we're sending out some boxes to people.

Right.

Oh, okay.

Blind boxes.

So I had to come in today and get and fill out some blind boxes.

Get him's doing some eBay auctions.

I got these auctions.

I'm putting up some original artwork to help the

SOS auctions.

Yes, get them, the SOS auctions.

So we've been doing some work in the stash.

So that's why I was here today.

That's why I thought, plus, if I'm going to do Tellum Steve Dave, I got to have a 148 by my side to fucking, as my tech guy, I can't do it without him.

Well, you certainly did it without him last week because it sounded like shit.

Oh, no one complained at all.

The only thing that claimed that was the content, not the sound of it.

No, Declan fixed it.

I listened to it.

It was blown out.

It needed to be turned down.

Well, Declan could fix anything.

He's a wizard.

Well, he didn't fix it.

He fixed it as best he could.

But maybe 146.

I don't know.

You should get retested, baby.

I was fighting with someone who claimed that he couldn't.

The thing's not moving.

You got to turn it up.

The thing's got to move.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Yeah, there you go.

All right.

What a lip to the finish line.

Jesus Christ.

Wow, I'm into it, though.

That was great.