#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this weekend edition of Tell'em Steve Dave.

I'm here with Sagey.

Hey Sagey.

Hi.

Now you know what I've always said?

Nobody likes a party more than Sage does.

Right?

Yep.

Talking about parties.

Do you like to party?

Laddie Daddy, Sage likes to party.

Do you feel the free rate to party?

You do, don't you?

Yeah.

I know.

I know you do.

Well, let's talk about the Tellum Steve Dave's 10th anniversary party.

The big old shindig.

It's going down on June 13th.

That's this June 13th in Asbury Park at the Paramount Theater.

And we're going to have an all-day event.

We're going to have all kinds of comedy.

We're going to have all kinds of acts.

It's going to be a good time.

We have the theater all day, so we're going to open up around 12-1.

We're going to have stuff people can do all day.

We're going to to have the JV squad cast with Casey Jost and Joan Burgio.

Jiggy's going to be there.

We're going to have a ultimate ant trivia challenge, Telum Steve Dave Groupie versus Smod Fan.

See who knows more about Tellum Steve Dave, that sort of thing.

We got Siggy Sauer.

She's going to be doing some burlesque.

You know what burlesque is?

Oh, Darlo.

Fancy dancing.

Fancy dancing?

Yep, I know you like that.

I'm sorry.

Let's get through this.

You're very ill.

You're a good kid.

A good egg, as they say.

So let's get to the facts.

So we're going to have an all-day event, and then at night, Miki-Walt are going to do a live show.

And I'm planning it all by myself.

So you know there's going to be some good stuff that old man Flanagan won't see ahead of time and he won't be able to shut down, right?

Yeah, right.

Oh, crusty old man Flanagan.

Yep.

Who likes that?

Baron's going to be there.

I know the Baron's going to be there.

Who else is going to be there?

All your favorites are going to be there, right?

You got Sunday Jeff.

You got Mike.

You got Ming.

You got Troy.

The Franks.

Jay Sarge is even going to be there.

Chris LaDondo is going to be there.

Giddam's going to be there.

I hear Vicki Pez is going to be there.

You know,

official Telme Steve Dave Town rapper.

Like, we have all kinds of stuff going on.

Now,

What else do people need to know?

They need to know the date tickets are are going on sale, and that's March 10th.

Not that long, a little bit over a week.

Tickets are going to be 50 bucks.

I kept it as low as humanly possible so we could cover all our expenses and all that stuff.

I think you'll see whatever you've paid up on that stage in the live show.

Right?

It's going to be a big old bash.

And I don't want this to get out, but it looks like there may be some RH beer there.

But you know, we'll see if we can swing that with the owner of the company.

So, what else?

I would say if you're looking for lodging, try to steer clear on Neptune and their two to three star motels.

Not the greatest area.

I know a lot of people are getting together and they're getting a big house.

Like, people get a big house and then they all just take rooms.

They rent an Airbnb together.

And if you're going to do that, look in Ocean Grove.

There's some real big newspapers there.

And there's some decent places in Asbury.

And

for updates, go to Tellim Steve Dave Town on Twitter.

We'll be updating there.

And the page, telehamstevetown.com, we'll put stuff up there.

But for right now, the next date you need to know, March 10th.

That's when tickets are going to go on sale.

And

everybody just look for either me tweeting it or Tommy Lincoln tweeting it from that Tellum Steve Dave Town account.

And that's that.

Are you going to go?

You're going to the party?

Yeah.

Damn straight.

You're always known as a guest of honor.

You like being a guest of honor?

Yeah.

Yeah, you get treated like royalty, like a queen.

I want to be a queen.

Yep, you're gonna be a royalty, you're gonna be a queen.

Sound good?

Yeah, I do.

All right, well, I'm gonna let you rest up and we're gonna go back to watching Sharknado, me and you.

Sound good?

Yeah.

All right.

So tell everybody, hey, see you later.

We'll see you there.

We'll see you at the party.

Yeah,

right.

What do you say at the end of Tellum Steve Dave?

It's the Dave.

Tell him Steve Dave, you got it.