#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade

Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's midweek edition of Tell'em Steve Dave.

This happens very rarely, emergency pods, that type of thing.

Thank God they only happen, you know, once in a while, once in a blue moon.

But this is a true 911.

A true 9-11.

Worse than 9-11.

Yeah.

Shared elements.

It didn't happen to me.

I can't agree with that.

Yeah, this is just a little announcement for

a podcast that we are putting up on Bandcamp for

Giddem, Steve, Dave.

And are we telling people what it's for?

I think we have to.

Are you guys putting it up or am I putting it up?

You're putting it up.

Yeah.

Well, that doesn't matter.

I didn't mean we were literally putting it up.

Anyway.

No, no, that way if they go search for you guys.

The less you talk in this, the better it'll be for you, I think.

Yeah.

You want to win people.

You want to win people here, get them.

So it's going to go up on Bandcamp.

It's an episode of Tell'em Steve Dave that you're going to be able to, I guess, search for called Fahrenheit 148.

We'll tweet links.

I'm sure Q, you'll tweet a link.

Oh, absolutely.

And it's one of those like we did for Mark, where it's a paid episode, and the money will be going to.

The cochlear implant ones.

Yeah, yeah.

Go to Giddem because of

his recent

tragedy.

That if you want to find out what it is, you're going to have to get the episode, right?

Yeah.

It's better to tell them, yeah.

So they know how serious it is.

Okay, Giddam's trying to get a sex championship.

He's like,

he's finally getting a penis.

Yeah, he's going to be inside of it.

Oh, I thought he was like, I want to be a fat chick.

With horror glasses.

Yeah.

No, Gidham's residence burned.

It burned down.

Not to the ground, but

entire interior.

Interior gone.

all his possessions, all his clothes.

Gone.

His car

went in the shitter.

I mean, it's just been a really rough month for Giddam Steve Dave.

Yeah, he's people think it's all fucking

games and they're like,

oh, it must be great to be Giddam Steve Dave.

Right.

Just think of Giddam's life and like, fuck him, what's he complaining about?

I wish my life was for Giddams, these people are saying.

It's not always like that, though.

And some facts about it.

His money burnt up.

His money got burnt up.

Can you explain that.

We're not kidding.

His fucking money that he supposedly burned is yawn.

He didn't.

I know what I'll do.

I'll put it right here by these oily rags.

He's actually wrapped up in paper.

So he needs that.

And

we were all there.

It's a story that involves almost the entire Telen Steve Dave family.

Yeah, I mean,

it really, I know people aren't going to believe it, but yeah, we were all there to see this unfold.

Yeah,

and that in itself is again, I think there's

more at work here than

higher beings, Q.

Divine prophets, divine God looked down and at everyone in that moment that needed to be saved.

Yes, God looked at Gidam and said, You know what?

I don't know, maybe not him.

He looked a little bit more.

Then went back.

He's like, Fuck it, I

throw this poor guy a bone.

Yeah.

So, so, get him, we have a nice about an hour-long pod where you're going to give everyone the

recount the story.

It's like one of those, it's like a disaster film from the 70s.

Yeah,

yeah, like the Hindenburg, except the star is even bigger.

And even if you're sitting there and like, oh, fuck, I'm glad his house burned.

I fucking hate that guy.

We recorded the episode already.

I got to imagine it's going to become an essential part of telling Steve Dave Lore

because a lot happens.

Yeah, but a lot happens in this one.

Yeah.

And also try not to think of like Giddam,

like the things you say to Giddam online.

They're like, we always try not to think of Giddam.

Anything you say to people online,

just for a second, think of Giddam as like, if he were standing right there and he's like, all my shit burned up.

Can I have a dollar?

That's not so bad.

Or whatever you want to go.

And I just like to say 99 cents, I guess, is the lowest.

Right now,

this is going to go towards me getting something inter, you know, an inner you have nowhere to live.

I have nowhere to live.

Yeah.

So I'm just trying to get something for the property that I can be there for the horses and everything.

I don't have anywhere to put anything, so please don't.

Your horses are living in your jeep with you right now.

I have enough clothes and everything else like that.

Yeah, he doesn't need supplies because he doesn't have any place to put them on there.

So, I mean, obviously, that's what most people want to do.

They want to do something, but

I don't want to be like a jerk about it.

I don't know what you can do is go buy the episode.

Yeah, yeah.

He needs help.

The guy needs help.

I mean, we've, I mean, it makes it sound like we're not helping him.

We understood the episode.

Right, yeah, there's an explanation in the episode for what's going on.

They're like, why do we got to give money to their fucking idiot?

I don't even like the guy.

Yeah, I know.

They like him.

It's not like that.

It's not like, why the fuck aren't these guys giving him money?

So that's bandcamp.com.

It's probably going to be slash get him Steve Dave or okay, but I was going to say, but if you go to Bandcamp and you look under, do the search, you look for tell him Steve Dave

Fahrenheit 148.

Yeah.

And it should be up there right now if you're hearing this.

Yes.

I'll pin the link on Twitter.

You'll have to sign

up.

Pin that shit.

That's what the kids do.

I got a funny quip on the top of my pin.

All right.

Yeah.

I mean, it's

got them.

It's one of those episodes that there's some yucks, but there's also, you know, it's some serious shit.

Actual tears.

And I want to thank you guys all for everything you did.

Even Kevin, when he found out, he reached out to me.

Kevin Smith?

He's like, are you still going to be able to work?

Why isn't this thing stocked?

I mean, that's what friends do, get them.

Did you come out of this being like, wow, I know who my friends are and who isn't?

Yes, but I'm still not going to tell you my name is people.

Has it changed the way you look at people?

You're like, oh, man, like, wow, Kevin Smith knows who I am.

Fuck Mike Zapsick.

I mean, Chen could suck a dick.

I'm not

saying it changes my mind completely about fires.

And just like when you hear, like, oh, like a grease fire,

it can be freaking devastating.

Sure.

Just, you know, something is, you know, something.

I'm surprised you had to learn that.

You don't, you don't think.

I didn't know that before.

No, you don't, like, again, like you said, you don't think that it affects everything.

People don't know what fire is doing, Bill.

But I was looking for more the human element.

I'm trying to

paint.

I know he's coming at you like he's a fucking arson investigator.

Well, no, I mean, I feel more trained by the best fucking fire department in the world.

No, I don't need him.

No, that's what I'm saying.

I don't need him telling you.

He's trying to school you.

He's getting an eve day.

Wait, you think he's going to change anything because of a fucking fire?

He's going to fucking make you look like a fucking tool.

I looked it up on YouTube.

His arrogance didn't burn up.

His condescension is fine.

Untouched.

I have actual medals

for saving lives from fires.

So does he.

Bought them at Collingswood.

Slightly safe.

Same little swastika.

Anyway, it's a good episode.

Go check it out.

Go check it out.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.