#398: Max Factor

I love him.

What are you kidding, Flanagan?

He's got the costume on.

I'm not above hiding something in my ass.

Like, why is your asshole so loose?

Like, what?

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

What's up, Walt?

I mean what's up walt

you thought i was gone for good but i'm back

me bron max will

that is i'm not for nothing that is a terrible terrible

bro every single person i imagine this is what it's like when some like somebody does a dusty roads impression every one of them to me sounds exactly the same they just go

and just kind of mumble words.

That's a pretty good.

I know you may not think

if I close my eyes it sounds just like you.

Everyone, when he misses you sometimes, he'll ask me

I'm going to close my eyes.

Just give me a few bars.

Let me tell you, I was, I think I've learned what empathy truly is today.

Right before we

started, you guys were talking about football.

Yes.

Well, we introduced our special guest here.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot everybody knew who he is.

Maybe someone is not needed.

Hi.

I'm Brian Maxwell.

Yes, but you said, not to interrupt you, but you were talking about football, passionately talking about football.

We were.

It was awesome.

Yeah, you guys.

And then there's other people.

There's four other people, and your brother, and I guess his wife, and whoever you guys are.

Seth's super Rick and his wife, but fuck them.

Super Rick and his wife.

And then everybody's talking about football.

And I'm like, for the first time,

I know what it feels to be a black person.

It must feel exactly the same.

Like,

what the fuck?

These crazy white motherfuckers, why do they care about this shit so much?

Just try to throw some words out and try to join in.

Because you guys are dropping names like crazy, man.

Like, Dusty Rhodes, I'm like, is that a

ball player?

Oh, that's a wrestler?

All right.

That is a wrestler.

You're saying

the other Tom, like Tom Brady.

Who's the other guy?

Aaron Rodgers?

Aaron Rodgers?

You're talking about him.

Those are the only two names I ever went to.

We're talking about Mario.

Hey, not for nothing.

He said you were talking about Tom Brady.

Who's the other guy?

Instantly, Aaron Rodgers.

There's no other good quarterbacks in the league.

fight me kansas city fans

yeah kansas city

what how did i sell that

his niggas were

it was roughly on par with that brian maxwell impression so i thought it was great to say it like you're a know-it-all like you just know-it-all and your opinion means everybody sports guys are like that the sports guys are like Yeah, you're the like the ultra-leftists of the sports world, where it's like, here's the way things should be done.

This coach fucking sucks, the coach being Trump.

He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

He's a fucking idiot.

We all hate him.

Except you guys, you also dislike other teams.

Yeah, definitely.

But in here, we don't really dislike other countries unless, you know.

Are you kidding me?

Is there any one country you would point out?

You'd be like, I hate that country.

Russia.

France?

Still, you won't let it go, huh?

Russia is our arch enemy.

Now they are, gun, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, they tried to fuck with our election.

Man, they're on Facebook right now posting.

Are they the real shit?

Like trying to get motherfuckers to vote for some fucking apprentice.

Like, come on.

Are they the reason that

they're fucking with our reality TV, too?

They're fucking with me.

No wonder we got that.

Anybody whose president rides out with no shirt on a horse, you are afraid of that country.

That's your mortal enemy.

Any country that's like no shirt on a horseback, that's the enemy.

I feel like if Putin hadn't done it first, Trump would have done it by now.

I don't think he's got the tits to pull it it off.

Like Putin is a handsome-looking, fucking murderous villain.

And he's an athlete, too.

You know that he plays hockey and he scored seven goals in one game against professional level athletes.

Not for nothing.

And I'm sure that goalie did not let those goals go.

Fun fact, none of them got within eight.

It's like watching Obama play basketball and the guys are guarding him from 40 fucking feet out because they don't want to elbow the president in the mouth.

I was going to say it's like Kim Jong-un, right?

Like when he was.

What happened?

They're like, why do we dunk?

Yeah, don't we hate North Korea too?

Do you actively hate North Korea?

I don't mean me personally, but

we get together on Wednesdays to hate North Korea.

Don't we turn our nose and we turn our back on certain countries?

Russia got to be one of them.

I do that to most of my neighbors.

I'm not going to go black.

I'm not going global with that shit.

That country's called New Jersey.

I guess so, yeah.

But you can't hate Middle Eastern countries.

You can't even say Saudi Arabia is full of a bunch of fuck-ups who

treat their women like shit.

You can't say that

in certain Like, you couldn't go to a liberal college and say that, could you?

Well, I think we've made some.

Why we should still be

make it that way.

Because

we went into, we started a war that wasn't justified with no weapons of mass destruction.

So there's a little bit of tiptoeing around that.

You could think it.

Saudi Arabia murdered an American citizen

reporter.

Yes, they murdered him.

Was he Canadian?

I thought he was American.

American.

He was an American citizen that was murdered on foreign soil and not like, don't just kid like it's Republicans.

Tortured.

Beheaded.

Proven true.

And no one fucking cares.

Neither side.

No one.

And that's an absolute fact.

You can't like talk, oh, you're talking shit about Saudi Arabia.

They're trying to make progress.

No, they're not.

I got a question to ask you now.

I don't know if you know, you know the news, you know, the story of what he's talking about.

And do you know that the leader of the assassins that killed this guy?

They said they got on tape of him him telling the people who have to cut his head off, put your earbuds in and listen to some music while you're doing it.

That'll help you

do this task.

What are you listening to?

What's your choice on your earbuds when you have to behead somebody?

Has to be music.

It can't be an old episode of Maxwell's House.

Or a new episode of Maxwell's House.

Present on the block if you're into that type of shit.

Maybe a super cut of Maxwell's House, like all his best bits.

Barnes.

Yeah, you got to go music.

i'm gonna go it's gotta be something aggressive right it can't be something oh you want like the eagles

that i'd kill myself if i listened to this

you're picking an eagles song probably like a greatest hits album of the eagles i'm chopping heads off all day take it easy no head no head all right it's got that beat you need a beat to it some dubstep maybe i don't like dubstep but i feel like that's you could cut some fucking head off to some like that mighty mouse head guy i see you touching those dials.

Is that thing blowing out?

I mean, I keep blowing my ears out.

I see it spiking like crazy.

I did push the microphone further away.

If it's on anything higher than three, it's too loud.

Yeah.

What are you picking?

All right, so he's got Eagles.

He's got the Eagles.

He's got some Travis Trit redoing an Eagles.

I'm probably going to go something.

I'm going to go classical.

Really?

Yeah.

Really?

Piano type movie.

Relaxing and Zen.

Yeah, maybe something.

Yeah, some Baroque.

You don't want Duhaask playing when you're beheading people.

That's not going to make you feel better about yourself.

That's too like listening to Megadeth while you're murdering people.

Like hostile.

I'm going corn.

Corn?

No.

Yeah, yeah.

No, what corn sold specifically?

What are you talking about?

I don't care.

I'll just hit random.

What are you talking about?

That's horrible.

No.

Yeah, I need something aggressive, man.

I listen to corn.

I just feel like, yeah.

Now I'm going to put corn on, and that's all I'm going to see is like people being beheaded.

Do you listen to corn in your car?

No, because I'll just ram into somebody.

They'll get all aggressive?

I did have to.

I was listening to like some

jazzy old shit, and I put on a corn record, and I had to turn it off because, like, my road rage came back.

I was like, holy shit, maybe this is why I was so angry and depressed all through high school because this was the shit I was listening to.

But isn't the point of the music to make it where you don't

feel like you don't want to feel aggressive and if you're trying to mellow yourself out, you want that song

commercial?

You think that they arms of an angel.

I think you want to get over with your day before he wants to get over with his.

I think he's like, whatever.

This is what I do.

The guys who are doing the cutting?

Mm-hmm.

They're like, this is just...

Well, if that's the case, then why did they say put some music on it?

It'll help you.

Because probably they're like, I don't know if I can do this.

I think that should

help me on you no matter who you are or where you're from.

They said if it'll help, he said, put some music on.

It'll help you get through this.

I think I've heard of it.

Why not get guys then that every time you turn around, there's some gay guy hanging in a soccer stadium or some fucking journalist getting their head cut off why not just get one of the ice systems hire those guys because they're such loose cannons they'd be cutting your head off if you say the wrong if you don't pray the proper way they'll cut your head off

so you better get guys that you like that really don't want to do it so they don't turn on you you like

where's my corn super mix

turn on me yeah you can't have those whack jobs that are right that really wanted to cut your head off even though you don't want to be on a plane ride with them for seven hours going to the wherever they got to go to to commit this act yeah they're like itching man i can tell like oh yeah you're right yeah so you got to get people that would you be able to do it if you got put in charge oh

i mean corn or no corn i don't think there's i don't think there's any way on earth that i could uh you know go through with that you got to do it i think i could depending if they were like you're gonna die if you don't kill that guy that's what's gonna happen i would kill that guy i think it's the same question of like if you're if you're in a trapped in a room and people are coming to murder you and if they hear you and know where you're at, they're going to murder you.

Nazis are coming and you're under the floor and a baby starts crying.

Can you kill the baby?

Oh, I never heard that scenario.

Can you kill the baby knowing that when those Nazis get there, they're going to kill you all and that baby?

The only way to save you is to murder a baby.

Can you do it?

I don't even think I could do it.

Everybody says that.

I'm the only one that says I would kill the baby.

I would probably hope for the baby.

I would stuff a rag in the baby's mouth then.

That would also kill it, but.

And then I'd also like, what if my girlfriend makes a baby?

So then I'd put something in her mouth, keep her quiet.

That's a sex tape.

I don't know that I would take the preemptive move to kill a baby because I'm assuming it's my baby.

It's just not a baby.

I was like, oh, there's a baby, and I picked it up.

I guess it could be your baby.

And you're up in the attic.

Well, Nazi Germany, it could be anybody's fucking baby.

When you hide when you can hide.

They're hiding and you just happen to be, you're happening to be in a loft with some other Jewish baby or something.

It's like your Anne Frank and your whole family hide.

There's a baby there.

And they're like, Nazis are coming for Anne Frank.

You have to shut it up.

Because you can't even leave the baby out

just somewhere because people will be like, well, obviously people are around.

This baby didn't get here by himself.

Yeah, why do they have to hide the baby, though?

Just give the baby to their own homeowners, though, and pretend it's their baby or a visiting baby.

I would like to say that I have a good answer for that.

Like Nazis didn't keep good enough records, but I just assume that even new babies that weren't Jewish, if they just popped up in your neighborhood and Nazis came by the next week and they were like, that baby wasn't here before.

Jew.

Good a baby factory.

Wouldn't it be fun to work there?

Rabensborn, the German factory where they're like making super babies and shit.

The genetics factor.

That was Taylor's whole thing, wasn't it?

It took a whole thing where, yeah, like the

women pregnant.

The superhumans?

You take the best genetics and the best genetics and you make them fuck.

And then they

wasn't done with a petri dish.

It was done with the old-fashioned way.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now, that Mengela did, he did a lot of crazy shit.

He was into twins.

Like, he thought that

something like

the Barbie twins?

Wow.

There's a rough one.

Could you kill one of them if the other one was going to die?

Probably not.

There was a lot of pseudo-science into what the Nazis were doing and shit.

They just didn't give a fuck about him, but they were like, we would like to know what the effect of...

stabbing you in the the eyeball with a needle and shooting die in your eye would be.

I mean, I'm sure there's like

there's a scientific reason maybe you want to know that, but they're like, come here and we're going to to fucking poke you in the eye.

But you say that this factory where they're making the babies, though, you're saying it wouldn't be fun?

I was like, it would be fun if, not for the girls so much.

Well, what would have been fun?

But if you're a guy and you're like doing it for the good of the country, picking the strongest,

most likely.

Oh, I wouldn't be there.

I would be sweeping up and watching.

No, no, I'm talking about the field.

They would have burned you in the oven long ago, buddy.

I don't think they're picking the prettiest,

most voluptuous women.

They're picking the ones that are.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, big titties.

I thought they were picking the ones that can harvest a field without no man's help.

Those super babies are being made to run the fucking world.

Not to do work.

They're made to win Olympic gold.

Is that what it was for?

No, it was to create a super.

Or is that just because Hitler got fucked on at the Olympics by that black guy and everybody's just like, that's why he saw that black guy run fast and he's like, start fucking.

See?

We got these babies at the factory just waiting to be unpackaged.

I don't think that the

dudes at that factory were sampling

what you think they were sampling.

I think Stocky was

probably appreciated back then, like a more full-figured, voluptuous, bodybuilder-looking, broad shoulders.

Yeah, they didn't know about body shaming back then.

Yeah, they wanted warrior women.

Big, broad shoulders.

Russians are like that.

in a sense, I think.

They're big, strong.

I mean,

I would like to think that we would all want a big, strong woman in case somebody came along that was kicking our ass and she'd be like i'm i'm in it to win it i'm gonna jump in this shit these girls look pretty good

i mean not all of them

but some of them i mean come on you're gonna turn up your

sent out a memo in the 60s all lonely housewives come out for a shitty bikini party yeah look they're all getting fit and shit doing some colisthenics yeah

looks like in a water aerobics class at my local ymca that is how many times you're talking about nazis there's no way that's what you're using.

That's just a picture.

Honestly,

that's the one they use for the picture.

I'm sure the ones that are

oh, like the bait and switch.

And then you get there and you're like, oh.

Being that it's 2019.

Yeah, didn't it say anything about BBWs?

I don't give a fuck about any of this shit.

Let's talk about basket football.

Yes!

Superpose!

It's getting mean to look at some turds.

What are you doing back at home now?

God damn,

that's a complicated question.

I sit at home a lot.

I hurt my back real, real bad.

Had a surgery, and I hurt it again recently.

I was laid up.

So basically, I'm just taking care of the kids.

Started the podcast up recently again with my 12-year-old reviewing like video games and

movies and just shit that keeps me happy instead of doing the whole my main concept.

How'd you hurt your back?

I broke it when I was 21 doing construction.

How'd you break your back?

Someone drop on you?

No, I was lifting um

mortar in this giant wheelbarrow break your back by lifting something that separated my um

my bottom two discs one herniated and one exploded and i basically walked around with it for like 10 years and there'd be months out of at a time where i just couldn't move without any kind of uh painkiller even with them you could have shot me up with morphine i'd have still been crawling to the bathroom it was it was like it's why didn't you go to the doctor i did i didn't have insurance the fuck are you talking about?

Why didn't I go to a doctor?

I was broke.

I went to a bunch of goddamn doctors and they lashed me up.

He said he walked around with it for 10 years.

I thought you meant untrue.

When I got insurance and I went back to the hospital,

I couldn't see what it said, but I literally watched the lady hitting the back space.

And everyone was, because I didn't have a doctor.

It's a nice little dip for people who have always had, you get a knee ache and you go get it fixed.

People who don't have insurance go to an emergency room where they charge you an absorbent amount of money and give you no fucking care whatsoever and don't give a shit what you're saying.

So I went in and I said, I have a tremendous back problem.

I can't move.

It hurts.

I'm crying tears.

And they gave me

real tears.

Yes.

I was just trying to get no, no, no, no.

I thought about killing myself a few times.

Because of the back problem?

Yes.

Really?

Me too.

And my back is fine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because I'm late.

Why'd you go 10 years or not getting it treated then?

Because it was a $50,000 surgery.

The only reason I had surgery was because Obama made it a thing.

And then they sent me a bill for $50,000 accidentally.

And I called the insurance company and they were like, oh, no, just send it to us.

That $50,000 bill, they settled for $11,000.

That's why I didn't get it.

Because when you don't have insurance, it costs $50,000.

But if you do, they only charge those cocksuckers 10.

They labeled me a pill junkie.

I'm a pothead.

I don't like pills.

They make me scratch.

They make me uncomfortable.

I've always hated them.

They label

a pill junkie.

Oh, yeah.

I heard that.

Like poison ivy?

It was one of my favorite.

Fuck yeah.

No, not like poison ivy.

It was

listen to him.

It was one of my favorite parts of taking pills is when I would go itch and I would just go like this.

I think the whole

I loved that part gives it away.

It's fucking horrible.

He's explaining this like he's on LSD.

It is not like that.

It's like somebody walked up and went, itching powder.

It's horrible, dude.

Hives and shit.

He's crazy.

Hives?

Opioids are the worst, dude.

They make you constipated and shit.

That part's true.

Just smoke pot.

So, but like, that's what it was.

So I would go to the emergency.

Or neither, right?

Well, that's an option for somebody.

What?

What?

I'm judging you.

No.

You don't believe me?

I think that you are an anomaly who doesn't eat sandwiches or eat anything on his fucking chicken tender.

So I do believe you...

I just don't believe you're normal.

Well, you're unusual.

Normal.

Yeah, it's not like not normal is not a bad thing.

When you see

the characters.

Yes.

Like growing up.

Did any of them like do

pop pills or

smoke pot?

In real life?

No, not yet.

But to me, that was normal.

To me, that is abnormal when I see people partaking in drug use.

Normal, you know, they presented that like a serene.

Like a Bill Cosby type family.

Well, you know, but not obviously.

He's not popping pills.

Other people are.

He's not doing marijuana pills.

But would you not agree that that America was shown what was on TV?

No, I think it's by what was on TV, families that grew up.

I think that's a fake, fraudulent America.

Not at all.

I think everybody's smoking.

No, no, but I'm saying, but didn't they present that picture of normalcy as what was on TV, right?

Yes.

Okay.

Father Brady, I don't remember him like having any itches.

Yeah, but in real life,

he had an itch and it was called being gay.

He didn't want none of those fucking kids.

And in real life, Greg wanted to fuck the mom.

No, no.

They were presenting a picture, but that ain't what that picture came out to when you shook the Polaroid.

That shit was filthy.

The Brady's were getting down.

It was the Facebook of the time where like everyone presents themselves as being picturesque and perfect on Facebook.

Right.

So I saw, that's what I saw as normal, though.

So now when i see i would still say that though i don't know why so now when i see you

well it's not it's not the it's not you're you're you're not

god now it does sound bad because i'm i'm calling i'm calling you abnormal it's all right you're not abnormal because you don't do drugs you're abnormal because you don't do drugs and you don't eat sauces and you've never eaten

like

just not eating a sandwich we can spend all goddamn day on would you add in all the other things and yes you're abnormal but it's just a food though how can that make someone abnormal?

Because they're like, you know what?

I don't like that food or I don't want to eat that food.

I'll just have that food.

Because if 100 people sit down and 99 of them eat sauce and one doesn't, one is against the norm.

It doesn't make it bad.

It just means you're not fucking normal.

Because of a food?

No, because of a bunch of foods and the no drugs.

And then you relate everything to sitcom.

And you lay it.

I'm just saying, there's a lot.

And

your best friends would get them.

There's a lot of goddamn things that come into play where you go, no normal person shakes out the end of their life and has never done all of these things.

What have you, like, it's easier for you to go, here's what I have done.

Oh, yeah.

To me, I always saw that as that it's everybody else who's

got a lot of problems I see around me.

And I, and I, and I have to say, it's because, it's because I feel that they're not normal, though.

All the people I see around me that

have all the, I i don't want to say problems but they deal with things right everybody deals with things but for me it's dealing with like it's a lot of that stuff is brought on because of their um

maybe could maybe they should stop eating sandwiches and that's a metaphor for maybe that bread does make you to me

a normal family to me when everybody else was looking at the brady's and everything else that's not a normal family to me a normal family to me is a mom with two jobs eating hamburger helper every fucking night because that's all you can afford sleeping at other people's houses and them getting you up for school not knowing where you're going to wake up the next day that's the real america to me because that's everything that i saw on my street wasn't fucking nobody living like the brady's if there was an attic room available nobody was just giving it up we will fight to the death in the front yard for that fucking attic but i i you're saying what you i didn't grow up in a brady household either but i tried to uh

i strive for that's the normal that i wanted to achieve though

it's not abnormal

that's a it's a fake what are you talking about

I have never eaten a sandwich and never I am Mr.

Brady

honestly though it's it's the the you you absolutely are abnormal because of your refusal

to conform to normality where everyone else is like just try a sandwich you're like fuck you I'm different I don't want a sandwich i'm not aggressive about it though i don't say fu i'm just like no i'm okay i'm good i don't need a sandwich

what if they're like fuck that eat the sandwich i i'd be like i

eat the sandwich ross that's gonna be cool if someone brings you a sandwich can you take the bread off and just have a

well yeah i'll order like when i get let's say i want a hamburger at like red robin I'll order it because I can't understand this if I say I don't want the bread.

So I'll just get the bread.

I can understand why they can't understand it.

It just causes too many problems.

It's like that lady over here when I asked for sweet tea.

She said, What the fuck is that?

We've never heard of such nonsense.

That's a southern thing, but like, leave the bun off.

It's like that's a Atkins protein thing.

So that's a little bit more.

I've heard a lot of people order burgers with no bun, and that's what it is.

That has helped me navigate.

Did you ever get one of those Hardees things where the bun was a piece of fucking lettuce?

No.

Yeah, they did that at In-N-Out too for a while.

But yeah,

with the

rise of the Atkins, my ordering at restaurants became a lot easier.

Oh, I bet, huh?

I just want the patty.

Yeah.

I go through phases of that where I'm like, I'm not going to eat bread anymore because I want to lose weight and I'll start looking sexy.

And I'm like, you're looking good.

Have a biscuit.

And then I gain like 48 pounds.

And bread is so fucking delicious, man.

But not with your patty, though.

God, I don't know if I can eat.

He's considering something that he's never once.

Just a chunk of fucking.

You're just eating a shitty meatloaf.

it's not a hamburger yeah because you don't put anything on it like ketchup or anything i just treat it like a little steak

yeah if it was the worst quality steak you could get a little steak

you gotta understand though

one time we went to perkins hamburger steak one time we went to perkins he's like this is the best steak i ever had i'm like

what

my dad used to order a thing called hamburger steak you're right

they

got rid of that oh my god oh did they they were so good at it was the best steak i ever had i went like kevin took me to Morton's.

We've gone down to Char.

Char.

He took me to these places where they brought out steak cuts to show it off to you.

Right.

Like they show you a picture of the coward.

Which one do you want?

Yes.

Oh, that's big time, buddy.

And it costs, what, like 50 bucks a plate?

At least.

The Perkins steak I always found was the best steak I ever put in my mouth.

Like $5.

If you get there before $5,

you're $2 off.

I'll take one of those little thin breakfast sirloin steaks over a T-bone all day, every day.

So who am I to fuck it?

It's like you go to Waffle House and you order steak and eggs and they bring you this little petite sirloin looking deal.

It's just real thin.

Would you say Waffle House?

Yeah.

I don't think there's one of them around here.

Yeah, I don't think they have a Waffle House around here.

No, there is no Waffle House.

Oh, that's fucked up.

Yeah.

I'm sorry for y'all.

Yeah, people are upset.

They've got nowhere to go in the middle.

Watch the

Anthony Bourdain, that no whatever reservation shop.

There's an episode, I believe it's North Carolina, where he goes to a waffle house.

His buddy's like, I have to take you.

And he's like, I'm a fucking food chef connoisseur expert.

And they get drunk and they end up at the waffle house and Anthony Bourdain's just sitting there and it's like, it's like God's coming into his mouth.

He's like, this is the greatest thing I've ever eaten.

And this dude like makes all that fancy shit where they like, they stack it up and they put the little green.

You ever seen somebody like

preparing their little plate because they want to put it on Instagram or something like knock that shit over and eat it, you fucking weirdo.

you say you do the pot right oh i do the pot you're big into the pot how often do you do it every day i wrote when i when i had my back surgery there was a form you had to fill out and i ain't about no bullshit with my doctor because i'm one of those people who kind of believe that you should tell your doctor like honest answers

that don't did you ever lie to your doctor

uh i don't think so when it said do you do drugs did you list all the drugs you had done in like the last year

because i did It said, What drugs do you do?

And I listed them all, Jay.

If I've been smoking weed, I mean, the only doctor, the only question I ever lied to my doctor about was when he was like, Why is your asshole so loose?

Like, what?

I'm like, gay.

No, I wouldn't admit to smoking weed because in New Jersey, if they knew that you were smoking and you were getting opiates, they would discontinue the opium.

Oh, they'll do that in Tennessee, too.

No, they'll cut you off quick.

Is it pot legal where you live?

No, it's it's semi-decriminalized kind of in Nashville itself.

But then I live two towns over where it's still like they they just had a big thing like they shut down this this shop in my in my town because they were selling CBD oil.

And like as soon as it happened, I looked at my wife and I went, one, that's not real CBD oil.

What's that?

CBD oil.

CBD oil is, there's two, there's two ingredients, active ingredients that

with marijuana.

You get THC, which is the psychoactive, which gets you, quote-unquote, fucked up.

We could sit here right now.

I smoke a pound a pot.

A day?

Oh, we could.

A quarter ounce a day.

Probably.

How much of so much do you wake up and have to do it?

No, I smoke a lot.

Do I have to?

No, but do you wake up and do it?

No, I didn't this morning.

All right, so you don't have to do it every day.

Wake and bake, as the kids say.

Oh, no, you said, no, you just said, do I have to wake up and do it?

Do I have to do it every day?

Absolutely.

But before what time will you be like itching, like, like i gotta do it um whenever i'm yelling at my kids for like nonsensical

oh you find yourself getting all irate like i well like for example on the plane i get uh real bad anxiety um

what do you say i didn't hear what you said what was the question like you took pot on the plane no of course he didn't oh oh no no okay

but no he didn't you how do you how you i thought young where'd you put it cavity come on of course no no they would have told me like this is some skunky shit i mean they can't

no if you stick it up your ass they'll see it on that uh

i like let me go ahead and for the record just go ahead and put it out there i'm not above hiding something in my ass to get it across a border like if if

you will ingest or smoke yeah

but don't you feel like that's like no young kid yeah i eat fucking chickens have you seen the way those goddamn things live okay he's got 20 dime bags and condoms in his stomach right now

It's in two bags and then you put the electrical tape around it.

Not for nothing.

I learned this in jail.

This is how people smuggle their cigarettes in in the work camps and whatnot.

So they'll take a bag of like

tops tobacco, like a whole bag of it, and you'll squash it down as much as you can and it'll be about that size, right?

And they'll put it in the bags and they'll electrical tape it some bitch up and put a little grease on the tip, pop it up your ass, go back to jail, and that dollar of tobacco is worth 20 bucks.

It's not worth 20.

The fuck it ain't!

Times that shit times 365 days a goddamn year.

This shit is worthless.

Yeah, wait.

So you're doing it every day going in the...

Who's doing it every day?

There's probably in the workhouse there.

Anybody without money?

I just want to find out.

So you were coming to Jersey and you need to bring...

Well, let's say you had to.

You didn't, but let's say you did.

All right, fuck.

I don't even care.

Allegedly, hypothetically, I did bring.

Because you didn't think you could find it here?

Like, why would you take a chance?

If you did were to take a chance, you would never take it.

I mean, that seems to me too risky when you could just get here on Jersey.

Well, for one,

it can be,

y'all are, your weed sucks and it's too expensive.

Two,

the TSA didn't get paid today.

They got no paid.

So you factored that in.

I always factor all these things in.

It's a very specific process that I go through.

Plus,

mine's not weed.

It's something called dabs.

So it's a concentrated version of marijuana.

All the kids are into dev and it's a rap thing, too, right?

Dev.

It's

a dance move.

The whole thing's douchey.

So what do you do with it?

What is

a dab is

they'll take the weed.

God, no.

I'd have to quit taking pot.

If it required doing it like my granny did snuff back in the day, she used to have that shit dripping down her goddamn lip and shit.

It's fucking horrible.

Yeah, that is not.

Horrible.

No, so the world has moved on from that, right?

Yeah.

That'd be a good question.

What about down where you live?

Have they moved on from what?

Snuffs and dips?

No, people still dip, but it's no.

I've got to say hot houses.

Like it's.

But, like, but there's not a lot of grandmas still with like with like

honestly, if I had to, if I had to, if probably more grandmas than teenagers.

Could you imagine?

Man, you get into my pot pails.

Could you imagine kissing a woman?

My grandmother at all?

No.

Grandpa,

let's say you're grandpa, and you got to kiss grandma and she's got chew in her mouth.

Not on it running down.

She literally had a stain on her goddamn lip.

Was that an expectation that grandpa had to kiss her as shit's running out of her mouth?

No, you gotta kiss her night.

He was dead, but that might have been what killed him.

I don't fucking know.

Well, I mean, but she has it in her mouth all the time, all the fucking time, even when she's drinking shit, maybe when she's sleeping.

Have you ever seen a motherfucker that dips?

It's insane.

It doesn't matter where they are, they'll be in church, and you'll see a guy with a bottle and he's holding it like yes.

And every so often, he'll just go,

it's fucking horrible.

So I've never, it's the skull type shit you're talking about.

Is that snuff?

No, no, no.

No, the snuff is like the individual little packets.

Oh, and then you just like put it.

Yeah, and it came in this little fucking can.

I've never said little gray can, and it was like somebody fucking dock ox stuff.

And it was like she would, all the time, dude.

It's crazy.

And it's just nicotine, right?

Yeah, essentially.

You know what helped eradicate that from a lot of different parts of the country was baseball players just kind of went cold turkey on it.

Yeah, there was a big

in the late 90s, early 2000s, there was, I almost said a big run on like people were just running out to get it.

There was like a high number of baseball players that got lip cancer and throat cancer and shit.

So now you, and it's almost worse.

Now they chew bubblegum.

But not a piece of bubble gum.

Like big link chew?

400 fucking, yeah, as big as they can get it in their fucking mouth it'll be

and they like they just keep shoving it in because like baseball players are very immature like they still light each other's shoes on fires and hit each other with fucking shaving cream on tv why don't i watch sports i don't know

i don't know really i figured you would have gotten into sports just for the ass slapping you don't even have to have a good game and a motherfucker will tell you good game and just reach out

to it so it's it was too expensive so you had to bring your own yeah

let me explain to you how But it's a dab.

So they take like an ounce of pot, and they put it into a glass tube, and they blast

butane or whatever that dry ice shit is, and it extracts the THC from the plant matter.

So all of the bad shit that you have to smoke, the stem, the seed, the plant matter of it, you fucking throw out.

Why is that bad?

It's because it's fucking...

It doesn't do anything.

Yeah, it has it has no That's not really bad for you, right?

Well, it doesn't have any property anything that anything that you smoke into your lungs even the good benefits that I get from the weed I'm not

so naive as to think that you can put smoke into your lungs and it's not doing some type of damage to your lungs.

It just has benefits to the rest of the body.

Like, I don't take Zoloft anymore because antidepressants.

Because I always have a I thought it was like a hay fever medicine, yeah, over the counter.

I kicked it.

My hay fever's raging, but

I'm sober.

I was gonna say, like, wow, you saw, because I heard that people are like, I want to kill myself because I can't breathe on the nose stuff, yeah.

Yeah, so I thought maybe it was the hay fever medicine.

No,

no, that'd be weak.

When I was in rehab, there was a kid there for Tramadol, and everyone was like, You fucking pussy.

What's Tramadol?

It's like low, low, low end, like almost like aspirin, basically.

It's the shit they give you when you get a toothbrush nowadays because everybody's all like everyone's freaked out about like I missed, I missed the boat on that whole like, like granted, I never liked the pills and whatnot, but if I had my back problems and insurance 10 years ago, I would have people, they'd be recruiting me.

to come to their pill clinic.

Like they'd be lining up at the door like fucking colleges.

Let me tell you the benefits of this pill meal.

Like motherfuckers would be sitting on the floor of these places.

All these doctors are going to jail and shit.

Like hundreds of years of prison people are getting in Tennessee right now for the amount of opioids that they just had a big problem down in Tennessee.

Oh, I would think Tennessee's got to be in the top five worst states.

It's Tennessee.

Why would you not want to numb yourself?

God damn, it's funny, but you're not.

You're not wrong.

Why?

What's wrong?

Because those people are,

they're construction workers, man.

Their knees hurt.

Their backs hurt

and I thought you meant because

I thought you were saying more taking a shot at Tennessee

but like there's a lot to do in Tennessee, right?

No, there's a lot to do in Nashville and Memphis or if you're into like hunting and fishing and shit like that, right?

Well, you can hunt and fish anywhere.

I mean there's stuff to kill in all states, but yeah, they're big on that.

You're into hunting?

No.

No.

I went, my buddy took me hunting one time,

crack shot with a bow and arrow.

You want hunting with a bow and arrow?

Oh, absolutely.

i wouldn't i would never hunt something challenging i would never hunt something with a gun that's you're a puss hole stop it um

so we i i'm practicing with the bow for a good few weeks and he takes me out to this uh i'll never forget it the place was called tinglewood and he's like um i've scouted out for a month it's gonna be a good hunt i know where she's gonna come through and not for nothing

uh here it was a bar

um and he like no shit he called exactly what was going to happen like like this is the trail trail it takes.

This is what time it's going to come through.

Like, he was a master of knowing where the shit was going to.

And sure as shit, here comes this deer.

And I did everything I was supposed to.

I did it.

She stopped.

What does that mean?

When you see them and they're in a good position and you have your shot lined up, you go.

To give them a chance to run?

No.

To get them to look at you.

Kind of like.

The aim of every hunter to scare away.

Kind of worry.

I thought that would give him more challenge.

Like, you give him a fight, like, you know, a fair shot.

I'm going to go.

He's already fucking shooting with a bow and arrow.

That's fair enough, right?

Even as a human being, if you're looking that way and behind you, you hear,

you're going to fucking turn around and go, what was that?

Really?

I would think an animal would be

in condition to run on and not even look.

They go,

you got like a second.

They're not like, they don't have a sound.

And then they're like, well, who's making it?

No, they're just going to hear that noise and take off, I would think.

No,

it's like I would.

You could be a natural at that, man.

I would imagine.

Well, you could be a tour guy.

You do that and a a bunch of fucking squirrels are going to run out and shit.

Um, but yeah, I had her lined up, and I like I could have hit her.

She wasn't that far from me.

He basically put the thing in front of me because he was that good of a hunter.

Couldn't do it.

No, I'm over here saying I could kill that baby.

I couldn't even shoot that fucking deer.

It would suck too, like, if you like a guy.

It was in the moment, man.

Like,

I know it's, it's, I cried like, like a tear.

Like, I'm about to kill this thing.

I know, man.

It mimic deliverance, remember?

When he's like, shaking his shit.

I mean, I was super worried about how they were going to judge me.

Who, the other hunters?

Afterwards.

Yeah, because it's like my best friend in the world.

Like, we lived together.

He didn't give me a shit about it.

Oh, you're afraid they're going to judge you for nuts.

No, 100%.

Not out loud.

They probably didn't.

Oh, they talked.

No, 100%.

I just wear with an earshot.

Like, because that's

in his eyes, and this is my best friend.

He loves me, knows me as a person.

I'm not a man to him.

I fist-fought fights with this guy in bars where bottles were broken over heads.

I'm not a man to him because I couldn't shoot that fucking deer.

Next time he went out hunting, he got you a camouflage mini skirt.

I'm not even sure he would think that I deserved that because his chip was super into hunting.

He took her one time.

She killed the deer.

He never took me anywhere again.

That'd be rough.

She's trying to shoot.

Especially like with a bow and arrow.

I would never trust myself.

I'd be like, I'm going to shoot him in the ass.

Now there's going to be a deer running around with an arrow in his ass, going to get infected.

Do you feel the same way about fishing?

Fishing?

I've never caught a fish.

Would you feel the same way, Max?

I wouldn't.

About fishing?

I detest fishing with a passion.

It's so boring.

Fish are fucking gross.

The worst part about you say it's boring.

My favorite part, because my father was an avid fisherman.

Get up early in the morning, go out in this fucking aluminum but which is basically goddamn it's aluminum foil and you're floating in it on water with the sun beating down on you all day so we're doing like my favorite part was not catching a fish because as soon as you catch one you have to take it off the fucking hook Or if one of those little bastards steal your worm and you got to go fuck with one of those nasty wiggly motherfuckers again.

And then you get into the real fisherman where they're like, no, we got to get some chicken livers.

And I'm like, fuck you.

Let's get cocaine.

Fucking chicken livers.

Now, is that a big pastime?

Fishing?

Buck.

Oh, yeah.

So, are you looked upon as like the guy who's

the guy who doesn't eat sandwiches?

Oh, a hundred.

In your sound?

Oh, buddy.

I am definitely the waltz of the sound.

I've actually had people

point blank, say, why are you still here?

Like, it's just my job to leave the fucking area because I don't want to go hunting and fishing.

I thought it was your family that said that.

It may have been.

That was a different context, though.

Yeah, because it doesn't seem like...

Is it inexpensive to live down there?

Is everything relative with like pay and housing and all that shit?

It's about half of what it is up here.

But at the same time, I say that.

My mom passed away about four months ago.

I think that's right.

May Jean, you let me know.

Six months ago.

All my parents died right on my birthday.

So it's super easy to all my parents.

There There were just two.

Wait, both your parents died on your birthday?

Within two weeks of my birthday.

Essentially, my birthday.

Is he a narcissist brother to Maxwell?

Does he make everything about himself?

It's not about your parents' death.

It's about relative to his birthday.

For the story he's going to tell, most likely.

But in general, never should have brought you.

He doesn't relate everything back to his birthday.

Like, oh my God, your birthday is only this many days from my birthday.

I don't even believe in birthdays.

I think it is the most ludicrous thing ever to celebrate the nine-month anniversary of the time your parents fucked and it took.

Like they fucked a bunch and it didn't take.

This time it took.

And now I got to fucking celebrate.

I got to buy cakes and shit for the rest of my fucking life.

Why are you buying cakes for your own birthday?

Because no one loves me, Brian.

No one.

Actually, that's the only thing I get for my birthday.

And I get it because

my middle son, Keith, he has autism.

And I told my wife, like, I don't, I just don't understand it.

Like, don't get me presents.

If I want something, I'll just go buy it.

Like, it's fine.

If you want to give me a birthday present, like, let's fuck, make me a sandwich and shut up.

And happy birthday.

It's a real man from Tennessee.

Oh, is that a sand?

Is that a little bit of a bad one?

That's not a lot.

His ability to eat sandwiches.

Oh, it's him scrambling to regain his masculinity.

If they found out that I didn't hunt fish or eat sandwiches, they would have been cutting my head off the corn in the fucking fields.

we put that shit on YouTube.

They ate this shit ironically.

We're cutting off this motherfucker's head in the cornfield.

Listen to the corn.

But the

prices of living.

I bought my house for a hundred grand five years ago.

And then Nashville became real hip.

And they started gentrifying everything.

And a lady came to the house about nine months ago and said, your house is now worth twice as much.

And I literally looked at her and I went, no, it's not and she went i know but that's the thing so when we could have got a big this big huge loan um essentially i owe what i owed when i bought it five years ago but i paid off all my credit cards i paid off like when we bought the house it needed new windows that's 10 grand it needed a new ac that's five grand and i'm putting all this shit on credit um

But I had this super

nice deal where properties and shit are worth more.

So I paid paid off all this debt that I had, and I don't really have any more per se.

So we're like, I'm sort of getting to live my life now because

of

people who think that

it's super fun to live in Nashville.

Now, it's so expensive to live in Nashville and the surrounding areas I want to leave.

But I'm not sure where I would go because Fuck, man, everybody thinks a lot of their pieces of dirt.

I guess there's no more property to go around.

You guys talking a different language, right?

I don't know what's going on.

What?

You feel like you want to move, but you're like, I don't know where I'd go.

Yeah.

And I'm like,

where is it affordable to live where the grocery store doesn't close at seven o'clock?

Flint.

Yeah.

Fuck that.

Are you big into water?

Send my kid out.

Send my kid out to the fucking sprinkler and he comes back with AIDS.

I bet you get a cheap place there.

You can get a place for a dollar there but you can't live in it they sell them for a dollar because they're so inhabitable you have to spend a bunch of money hell the house that i got they barely gave it to me did you see the documentary about flint it's on netflix i can't remember what it's called four or five part yeah it's interesting though it's like it's two cops the two cops in the town driving around shit scared of everything like oh my god i wouldn't want people in flint to watch that it would be like well i guess we can do whatever we want because they're scared of everything there's two people for like 10 000 residents or some shit You're not wrong.

No, the last time you were down here, you were...

I can't remember what you were doing.

Weren't you?

I can't remember.

What was the last time I was here?

Was it the Roast?

Was that the last time I was here?

It could be.

No.

What's on the...

When you get back,

you said you start your podcast up again?

Yeah, it's going.

It's a Smod fan

Chris Myers.

Is that his real name?

He's been to my house several times and is a really, really good friend of mine.

He's

Yes.

Um, so he did the

guy's name that he keeps letting into his house.

He's

legit, he spent the night at my house, and I didn't know his name.

We just had the Southern Hospitality.

No, fuck that.

We just did the third airport.

I do the four-colored demons have a week party every year.

This year, we had a live band.

I shot fireworks off, and my neighbor thought a fucking war was breaking out because I got drunk, forgot to do it, and it's like one in the morning.

And everybody out there is like, Don't do the fireworks, don't do the fireworks.

And I'm in the middle of the street.

I said, Get you 12 white folks and take that shit to trial.

And I lit my whole neighborhood up at 1 a.m.

So, so the curator, he does

the uh yeah, he's taking care of everything for me.

But he's other than the,

he was, he was, he does the partying at the party, yes, he's been to everyone.

Oh, nice, yeah, where does he live?

Georgia.

So, that's how far is that from you?

A few hours, yeah.

I have people from Alabama, Georgia.

How far did y'all come?

Well, Florida.

Florida at the time.

I think Chris and them came from Chicago.

They come from all over.

It's a rad little, it's a real super.

And what's he doing for you?

So he texts me.

He says, I'm doing the Tell him Steve Dave Omnibus,

which is basically all of the episodes all in one thing that are easy to get because stitchers and iTunes are fuck holes or whatever.

And he said, would you mind if I put the old Maxwell's house episodes online?

And I said, not at all.

I'm very egotistical.

Please do that.

And then he sent me the number of people who downloaded them.

And ego gun.

Oh, ego back.

Ego back.

Ego back.

It was a, it was a rush.

I went, it was.

Yeah.

I literally went from, I have no interest in doing this shit at all whatsoever to, where's my mic?

He asked me again, do you want me to send you the numbers?

Since then,

I haven't looked at them since.

I don't want to know.

I don't care.

I'm doing it with my kids now.

How many episodes, a new episodes have you released?

Three or four.

And you do video games, movies, TV?

Yeah, me and my kid, we have a AMC movie pass, and we go to see all the different movies.

We just did.

What's the most recent movie you reviewed?

Into the Spider-Verse.

I saw that.

I'd like to hear your review.

What did you got?

I loved it.

Yeah.

It was

everything except for the pig.

Get the pig the fuck out.

The pork.

Do you like spider?

Peter Porker, very popular.

Oh, you motherfuckers.

No.

Are you into comics?

No.

Okay, then I don't think you should be able to weigh in on Peter Parker.

I had no problem with the fucking Japanese anime robot spider lady.

She was fine.

But just the pig.

The old school fans loved that, right?

Peter Porker.

80s, baby.

I'm sure they did, but it felt like they were going for like this real serious tone.

And then how do you get that serious tone out of that movie when they're dragging peter parker around on a stuck to a train and he and he doesn't get a scratch on him basically wiley coyote being dragged to the city yeah but the the motherfucker opens with with spider-man dying yeah like to death yeah that's pretty fucking serious and then this guy's like hey take this fucking mallet it'll fit in your pocket

but i'm not

i remember lion king characters died so there's always been death in cartoons is it oh it's animated this movie oh okay i thought I thought it was a little loud.

I think they were pushing

the heavy

music every two seconds.

My kid did have to explain to me who Post Malone was after it.

Oh, he didn't.

I had no idea.

I was telling him about the movie Big,

and he was telling me all about Post Malone.

It was a real generational gap.

What about Aquaman?

Moment for me.

I loved Aquaman.

Oh, boy, I'm not sure if I like these reviews.

I love Aquaman.

You love Post Man.

What was wrong with Aquaman?

It was just very pedestrian.

Stop it.

When he got it, did you love it?

Oh, when he got everything.

When he gets the soups?

Come on.

Like, this is this Jason Momoa.

Like, every girl is in love with him.

I haven't seen anyone react this strongly.

I loved him.

Nobody says.

Oh, Mom, man.

That was just like, it was just nothing happened.

What do you mean?

There was four fucking giant battles.

He fought his brother.

his uncle got sold out.

A new fucking thing was found.

There's Tridance.

There's Quadridance.

Come on.

It just, really, just was like...

Whatever.

Yeah, really.

I really didn't like it that much.

Not for nothing, man.

When Jason Momoa got the suit, right?

Yeah, when he stands up.

That's literally the same joy I get from biting into a sandwich.

It's amazing.

Why?

Maybe it's just the low bar

set by the DC units.

What's between the two pieces of bread in this sandwich you're talking about?

Nothing for Moa, baby.

Not for nothing.

This could be the last strike against you in the South.

I don't know.

You'd be surprised on that.

It's pretty gay down there these days.

I thought Mira was weak.

Just not a very engaging character.

I get maybe it's just, I really dug Aquaman.

like the story of him and his old man where he's like waiting the manta

no black manta was the worst part of it because it was so like it was so corny like they're

pirates and he cares about his dad 100 on that the black mana stuff was fucking stupid right um he he felt like no threat whatsoever i don't why was he even in the fucking movie because his costume's cool it is cool yeah he's like i think i'm gonna need a bigger helmet that was awesome come on dad teaser at the end Do you talk about the one?

No, when he, when he, was it at the end?

Yeah, that was at the end.

I thought that was when he was making the first helmet.

And it shot the laser.

And he said, I think I'm going to need it.

It doesn't matter.

That movie was fucking awesome.

So many helmets he's confused.

Oh, it was great.

Like, the old man's helmet.

What movie did you review that you didn't like?

That's why I really need to hear it then.

I love them all.

What are you, kidding, Flanagan?

He's got the costume on.

I didn't.

I liked Bumblebee.

What kid do you like?

I'm trying to think.

There has to be.

Fuck, we went and saw that Mark Wahlberg movie with the family.

I loved that one.

Jesus Christ.

What about the mule?

Did you see that?

With Clint Eastwood?

No, but I need to.

Is any good?

Okay, well, no, I don't see it.

I want to see something that I want to hear something that you didn't like.

I know there are movies that I don't like.

That you review on your page?

I'm just trying.

I know.

I don't think I've seen a movie lately that I didn't enjoy.

The last four or five that I saw, I just really enjoyed.

Really?

All right.

He's stoned the whole thing.

Shit that I think is funny when I'm high.

Sorry.

Goosebumps 2.

I took a huge shit on Goosebumps 2.

There you go.

That's daring.

R.L.

Stein is beside himself.

You asked what movie I didn't like.

I told you, Goosebumps 2.

Is that in theaters?

Yes.

When was when?

Like six months ago?

Okay, so it's been.

Did you go see The Grinch?

Love The Grinch.

Who didn't like The Grinch?

I love The Grinch.

Who didn't fucking love The Grinch?

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Everybody loves the Grinch.

Who the fuck are you people?

Why do I come up here?

What the fuck is going on here?

I just think.

How did you not like Aquaman?

I'm mindless.

I think, though, but just if I was to give you a little advice, I was like,

you got to be a little bit more discerning.

And people like it when you give, like, if you don't love everything, because then they know that you were, you know, you're not just like, you know.

Well, when we reviewed Bumblebee, I said I liked Bumblebee, but I hated it.

Just like sucking Aquaman's balls.

Nobody really.

I wish.

Nobody's going to go to you for a legitimate review, though.

He would look like Granny with that shit on his face.

I think I said

the Tri-Dance were goofy.

But like,

other than that, like...

Don't betray Aquaman.

No, it's okay.

You got to stand by what you said.

Oh, no, no, no.

The other people with Tri-Dance were goofy.

Aquaman had that bad motherfucker that he had to go to the depths to get.

Did you see those wild mothers?

That was a little bit much with the crazy things following him down in the depths, though.

That was the only part I liked.

I thought it was awesome too.

I didn't smoke.

That's how they knew he was.

Like, he was the man.

Yeah.

All right.

You love that movie.

Stop lying.

No, I really didn't like it.

It's great.

No.

I really wasn't that thrilled with it.

I don't have high expectations.

They didn't make the air bubbles for him.

Like, they were just talking underwater.

That alone.

You should be like, that's great.

You know, it's a DC movie, so there's less expectations for it.

Like, you have to say that movie's exponentially better than Suicide Squad or Batman versus Superman.

Okay.

All right.

But that doesn't mean it's

if you're going to use that as the barometer, though.

That's fair.

It has to be a good movie on its own, not because it's better than some other movies.

But it's a good movie on its own.

Okay.

Hey, that's what it's a review.

It's your personal review.

Did you sound like it, too?

Yeah, he did.

He likes everything, though.

Like his dad.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

I'm such a man, I don't need my girl.

I'm really, really sick of it.

So I cut it off and sent it on a journey

when I cut it off and pretty hard.

But now it's free in the multiverse.

Interdimension beat us.

Tell me,

tell me have you feel

for

diamond shot of freedom

But I'm such a man, I don't believe I did.

I'm really, really sick of it.

So I caught it up and sent it on a journey.

When I caught it up, it really hurt.

But now it's free in the multiverse

Interdimensional Penis

Tell me

Tell me have you seen it

My intimate son of Venus

In a galaxy far far away

You might see my dead someday

Interdimensional penis.

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