#393.5: Tea Time

You gotta be really desperate to get hot into this.

So, just tell me the formula.

Why is it so big?

big?

Please tell me at your time of the month.

I need some broth.

Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's mini edition of Tell'em Steve Dave.

Q is out touring the world, breaking hearts breaking records

so we have some other people here we've got Walt of course and a couple celebs you may recognize from Hucknuts Ming Chen what's up everybody and Sunday Jeff hello

so Sunday Jeff I got to ask you this question right this occurred to me the other day

I have a girlfriend gotcha let's say she for whatever reason goes into a coma that they don't expect her to emerge from right

And so she's in the hospital.

You know how they keep people in hospitals for a long time when they're on comas.

And

there's video footage of me going in there and having sex with her while she's in the coma.

Obviously, people are going to be upset by that.

I'm going to think I'm an animal.

But I break out a document that we had signed and notarized earlier before this accident even happened that in case she ever went into a coma, I would be allowed to do that.

Am I still viewed as a monster?

I'm not going to be viewed as a monster by, you know,

no matter what you do, but.

Oh, thanks.

Sound like my mother.

Wow.

Well,

if you had something signed, and that's something she agreed to, you know, I mean, does it have to be videotaped?

I mean, can you ask me?

Well, no, no, it wouldn't be televised.

Well, yeah, now I can be like

security footage.

There's cameras everywhere.

They have to keep it on in case somebody.

Why is she wrapping her neck around with the IV?

In case your boyfriend comes in and supposed to

have sex with her.

I didn't like the looks of that guy.

Why?

Why, is this something that happened in real life?

No, I was just thinking of it the other day.

Just in case it does happen.

Oh, I thought this was based on a true story.

Possibly it was based on a true story.

I didn't love your gory.

It should be.

Like maybe it was a Terry Shavo incident.

Terry Shavo.

No, if Mary Beth ended up looking like Terry Shavo, I would not have sounded like that.

Well, not a lot of people pull off the soap opera coma where they look like beautiful in bed and, you know, like it was Susan Lucci when she was in one of her thousand comas in her career on all my children, where she looked fantastic.

I don't think you look like that in a coma.

yeah most people do look like um like they're they've been through the ringer they do what about karenan quinlan remember her she was a big uh she was a big name in the coma world uh back in back in the day celebrities in the coma world yeah it was like i remember it was a whole thing uh she was an american karen ann quinlan uh an american woman 54 to 85 uh

right to die controversy when she was 21 she uh became unconscious after she consumed valium along with alcohol while on a crash diet and lapsed into a coma, followed by a persistent vegetative state.

The parents wanted to disconnect her respirator, and

the state said no.

The government would not allow it to happen, even though she had no chance of coming out of this

coma.

Speaking of vegetables, did you hear recently in the news that

asparagus is good for you?

There was a, I think he was an Australian

man who recently lost his battle

against

some

debilitating ramifications from eating a garden slug.

I tweeted that, and people were like, oh, what?

Like, you were never young and did dumb stuff.

It's like, not in a million fucking years.

He ate a slug?

He ate on a dare.

On a dare.

He ate a slug.

He ate it.

He ate a garden slug, and I guess it had some sort of rat

on it.

It had rat lung disease.

so.

It really fucked him over for a decade, I think.

Yeah, he was in a coma for like how old was this person?

He was a teenager.

But I'm saying, as a teenager, would you know of such

toxic things that they would carry?

I don't think anybody did.

I don't think, obviously, he didn't.

He wouldn't have fucking eating.

He's like, is this shit going to give me rat lung disease?

But I'm saying, just putting that in context, that when you're that age.

But you do stupid shit.

But somebody obviously knows, like maybe an adult might know about that.

He became a paraplegic.

I didn't know about it until I read this article.

Right.

But, like, we did stupid stuff.

Our parents, look, our parents swallowed goldfish.

That could have had rat lung disease.

It was at least of which my mother swallowed, according to my father.

Yeah, I ate cereal.

I'll put a ring on that finger.

I hate Batman cereal from 1989.

Like, that could have had some kind of window.

And you weren't even a teenager when you did that.

I was shocked that you were willing to, like, for those who don't know, on Comic Book Man, we had, we legitimately brought in a box of 1989 Batman cereal.

And as a throwaway line, we said, Ming, would you eat it?

And you agreed to it, and then actually ate the real cereal.

I did.

And how bad was that cereal?

It was bad, but

it could have done really weird shit to your

digestive tracts.

Could have made him sick, but I don't know if it would have killed him.

You don't know what fungal.

You don't know that.

You don't know what fungus is in there.

Just like that guy.

It was a sealed bag, correct?

That wasn't open.

The doctor is in.

The doctor is in.

Tell me, what symptoms did you have mate but you don't know what was in the bag to begin with the bag was still sealed right right but you don't know what was in the bag in 1989 no it definitely like they say like there's a certain amount of like rat hairs rat feces those little uh what are they called bull weevil eggs or something

yeah so this this kid oh my god this fucking bastard look at the picture on the left that's him his name's sam terrible sam ballard um and and i think people mistook my tweet for being like fuck him he deserves it which i did not think No, shocking.

No, I'm like, who, seriously, who eats a slug?

And then I recall that probably thousands of French people love fucking basically slugs.

Sure, sure.

I could see Ming Chen eat you.

I could see you eating that slug.

Oh, if you're allowed, you're like, oh, eat that slug.

Yeah, I probably would have done it.

Even if it was one of those slugs

in a soda machine, he'd probably still eat it if you were hot enough.

I mean,

you strike me as a kid who would have been up for like, everybody wants me to eat that slug?

Yeah, I'll do it.

I'll do it.

pass the salt bitch you guys think this will be funny like yeah and um

then the slug disappears

but this this is probably the the worst possible outcome

oh my god it's worse it's the worst outcome because it would have been better if it just killed him immediately rather than to live in that kind of 10 years in that

middle ground of being net not really being alive right uh he was 19 years old when he ate the slug he quickly fell ill and was rushed to a hospital he became infected by a parasite, which is, I cannot pronounce it, commonly found in rats, but it can infect slugs and snails when they eat rat droppings.

Everything about this story is completely disgusting.

Uh, tributes.

I'm gonna one-up it in a second.

Okay.

Uh, after eating the slug, he contracted rat lungworm,

commonly found in rats and slugs, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, suffered a severe infection to his brain.

My point was now

we

there is this new gener, I mean, probably this new generation is not as into it, but the generation before

very into dares and like

jackass type behavior.

Sure.

Like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna skateboard off this roof or I'm gonna fucking dive off this, you know, into this pool from fucking five stories.

I don't remember a lot of dares when we were young.

I don't, do you think I even dared you to do one thing ever once?

Um, I'm sure you did.

I mean, aside from that time, we don't want to talk about it.

Like, slumber party.

Of course, not that.

Not that.

but yeah i feel like like i didn't do a lot of that kind of that's now we have could injure me i got cell phone cameras now i got youtube now right everybody wants to be famous on on

youtube for two seconds yeah they would go viral like no pun intention this guy went viral

right

i mean you look at his face and you're like fuck and it was like he quickly fell ill yeah so it's like he ate it on those tannis almost like venom bites yeah and it just went right to his brain and now the dude's fucking done i don't know why you'd eat a slug off the ground.

Like, I would throw up before it even hit my lips, man.

It's gross.

You ever read a snail man?

I've had snails, yeah, as a delicacy, sure.

It's cooked, though, right?

How do you know it doesn't have this shit on it?

I didn't.

I'm saying yours are cooked, though, correct?

Was that?

It was cooked, yeah.

It was cooked.

You didn't eat it off a driveway.

Yeah, you just

plucked it.

Does this story possibly alter your future

eating of a slug?

Astronomical dairies.

I wouldn't eat a raw slug, but I like, I like cooked, cooked shit, yeah.

You still eat the cooked slugs.

Yeah, well, I don't eat cooked slugs either, but I've eaten snails and nothing happens.

Are slugs and snails the same thing?

They're probably in the same family, I imagine, yeah.

Yeah,

without a shell, right?

It just looks the exact same thing.

Yeah.

I mean, I just, I'm like, there's so much to eat in the world.

Yeah.

So much.

You go to a grocery store, you go in the cereal aisle, you're like, I could eat a different cereal for 40 days in a row

and never repeat that cereal.

So there's no need to eat these weird bugs and insects and chocolate-covered roaches.

I like variety, man.

Yeah, you just had 40 different kinds of cereals.

Just eat cereal, man.

Just eat cereal.

Or wait a minute.

I got something that's stale cereal.

I got something that may top that.

I want to know if you guys would ever try this.

In Indonesia,

there's a new craze where kids are getting high drinking a certain kind of broth.

Okay.

Have you guys heard about this yet?

No.

Yeah, a listener sent this in to me, and it's a true story.

Now, where's Indonesia?

Southeast Asia.

Should hold.

What is it,

Indonesia?

Would it be labeled any kind of whole country?

I mean, I think there's some populous cities, but yeah, I don't know if it's a third world country.

Overall, you're talking third world, like Vietnam and those kind of places.

Sure.

Well, this story may seal it.

Okay, if there was any doubt.

Okay, I think they have toilets in Indonesia, though.

Shooting the beaches on

the train tracks and beaches.

What kids are doing to get high?

Now, you might, you got to be really desperate to get high to do this.

Just tell me the formula.

Yeah,

how do you make this?

They're going in and

raiding the garbage.

Okay.

And taking women's sanitary napkins and boiling them

and then drinking the broth.

Oh,

do not believe it.

Why?

I just don't believe it.

How would they be getting high, though?

I mean, what would be in that that would make them high?

Who knows?

They drink it.

It says it's a chemical in the sanitary natural trash.

Put it in boiling water.

After it has cooled down, they drink the water.

It's strangely enough, this isn't even against the law.

Yada, yada, yada.

What's the source for this article?

Who thinks of doing something like that?

I mean, it's, oh, you know, let's just try this.

I don't know.

I mean,

it takes all kinds, but

had a somebody thought of it and apparently it gets you a good buzz.

But I don't understand like what is the chemical process.

I mean maybe the pad itself might have a chemical in it that's making you high.

But even then, I mean you have to press that against the holiest of holies.

So who um who's the first guy who tried this

pioneer that just accidentally fell in the soup that night and you decided to drink it anyways?

I mean it just doesn't make any sense how people just think of this stuff.

I'll tell you what in the throes of like like when I was taking taking painkillers all the time, when there were times when it's like, oh, my God, like I'm going through withdrawals, I can't say for sure that I would turn down

some, yeah, I'm like, please tell me at your time of the month.

I need some broth.

Wow.

Yeah, I can't say that I wouldn't do it.

So now as a man who has gone record and said that like, let's say there wasn't,

a getting high aspect to this.

Let's say it was just a delicacy that was done by rich people, like celebs in Indonesia.

This is the infinite.

Somebody on Arrow is doing it.

No, I don't think so.

I think that's

a little, that's even crossing the line for Ming Chen for me.

They make it pretty.

They sprinkle some of that stuff in it.

Like carbon.

It looks like ragu.

It looks like

a great soup.

Yeah, no.

Or maybe some gold flakes because you're at a Jeppy's party.

Right.

Right.

I don't think I would do it.

No.

Knowing where it came from.

Yeah.

What if it was a celeb?

Like, like they, like, they only, they only do, celebs only do other celebs' broth.

They're like, say, Katrina.

Katrina.

Oh, she's pregnant now.

Yeah, she is.

Like Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga made you some broth.

Right.

This is my own

particular broth.

And especially for you, you can turn her away?

These are my private stock.

Right.

Like, literally.

Yeah, I don't think I would.

You're risking offending her.

Well, then you're the one who's risking offending Lady Gaga.

Yeah.

I don't want to offend her, though.

Come on, a star is born.

I mean, she's up for an Acavort, I think.

And Ming Chen's going to turn down.

She's going to be offended.

Like, maybe I'd take a sip.

And then what happens if you liked it, though?

Oh, man.

But not only, like, it was immediately addicted.

Well, no, it's I said, let's take the aspect out that it's a drug use.

Oh, okay.

It's just a

one of those exotic delicacies.

It's pretty exotic.

Only the rich are partaking and the famous and like, you know, the best soup you ever had.

Right.

That would be pretty rough then.

I wouldn't even want to fall down that hole.

Unintended.

Why does it only come once a month?

Why can't it be every month?

Give me some soup.

Wow, that's pretty heavy though, right?

I thought that was pretty gross.

Nice.

That is pretty disgusting, though I can't figure out what about it would be.

It sounds to me like the Jenkum thing.

Yeah.

Like sort of an urban legend type thing.

Now, this is no urban legend here because this is video proof.

of a Hindu festival where I'm not saying it's a shithole country, okay?

India, just because they have 80 rapes a day doesn't mean it's a shithole country.

It's a festival, a Hindu festival, celebrating something, where they dump all this cow shit.

They think cows are sacred to them.

Right, right.

Cows are sacred to them.

And into the middle of a square, and then these guys go nuts jumping into the shit and throwing it on each other.

All the while.

Well, this fucking, this witch doctor dude does a thing first.

This is on live leak.

If you just put it in the field, isn't it dangerous to have fire next to manure?

It's also dangerous to have fire next to people.

They don't seem to care, though.

So this guy does his thing, and then they all get into it.

See, they're climbing into piles of

cow shit.

And look at, like, they're slamming it onto each other's heads.

They're like, whoever can like.

Why is it so big?

Well, I mean, I think because it's like, they're like balling it up.

Like, look at this guy.

Is it giant?

It's all, there's hay in it and shit.

Oh, God.

Sony Jones left the table.

He's so disgusted.

Yeah.

It's pretty gross, huh?

Yeah.

Those guys are wacky over there.

Indians are pretty nuts.

And I'm going to show you the next thing, which also involves

cow shit.

No.

Which is, God damn, this internet sucks here.

It is crazy.

I don't have the problem with the internet here.

Really?

It takes so long to load anything.

I think it's

your iPad.

I don't know.

Could be.

I mean,

I really do, because I don't have long delays.

What are they celebrating, though?

For that one, it was

the festival of Gor Haba.

It's existed for centuries and draws hundreds of people from these two places.

It starts with them piling up the dung at the temple, and once the free-for-all begins, they

okay.

Now, if that's not enough,

Indians are also into piling up cow shit

and putting their kids in it for good luck.

Okay.

And the reason being,

it commemorates the day Lord Krishna defeated Lord Indra, who brought heavy rainfall destroying fields.

Now.

What's that got to do with the other stuff?

I know they said

they got to have something to do with the cow shit.

I mean.

They're bored over there, so they're like, what else can we do with this stuff?

It's going to take a second to load.

I don't know why the fuck is so slow.

And it's basically these people just placing kids in the cow, shit, and kids crying.

Yeah, but is it any crazier than any other religious stuff?

Like, no, I was gonna say, it all comes down to where you're what part of the world you grow up in.

You know, you they look at some of the things that we are Americans, I'm sure, and they're like, Wow, I can't believe how fucked up those crazy Americans

are wackyos.

Are you telling me that they shit inside on a chair with a hole that takes the shit away?

That's crazy.

No, but what about like dwarf dwarf tossing oh bring it back right we've done that and we and we thought we were the we thought we were the you know the the superpower we're a superpower we're tossing dwarfs around we toss dwarves the like african nations they find a dwarf they'll they'll kill it for good luck or they'll behead it and like yeah it's like if they find an albino they think it's a a cure for a bunch of different diseases and shit so they'll uh they'll like slay the poor albino and use his parts you know as medicine so here they are now all these are a bunch of people setting up this thing

you know what if it didn't if it was just the flowers you'd be like oh that's kind of nice they put them in there for good luck but it's not just the flowers it's not going to work no can't just be flowers they're like how do we work cow shit to this equation

look at this dude falling down all happy

i mean that the video sucks but you you get the idea that uh what what's going on there

in india mango.

I think they don't have the hang-ups that we do about feces, though.

So I think that you have to,

we

have to stop being so judgmental about other societies'

feelings on feces, though.

It doesn't have the same taboos that we put on it.

Well, I mean, I'm not going to go ahead and say, like, you can't do this and launch a campaign against them.

I can say, well, that's fucking disgusting.

Because, again, who knows what's in cow shit?

It could be the same thing as a shit.

Except hard sites and stuff in there.

Sure.

And you put your kid in it.

God knows what's going to get in their mouth.

But they know the risks.

I mean, they've been doing it for thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of years, though.

And probably nothing's happened to them.

It probably, they probably have gotten great luck from it.

Oh, you think?

Yeah, it sure looks like it.

It looked like the luckiest motherfuckers in the world to me.

How do you get to that stage?

Where does this come from?

Where does it come out of the origin?

Let's just throw my child into shit.

I mean, it's just.

Well, it's like, again, no.

Where's the human?

Who comes up with these ideas?

Well,

we do other things.

We put our kids in water.

We baptize them.

Or we do something or we do any unnumbered things.

We give them shots.

These inoculations that keep measles at bay.

Right?

We give them these, we give them things that they would be like, well, that's crazy.

You're going to pump them

full of germs.

You're going to inject them with mold, like penicillin.

So, I mean,

we have to to start, like, you know,

stop sitting on our high horse, start looking at these countries where they've done this for thousands and thousands of years and be like,

let's not be so judgmental.

Maybe give it a shot once in a while.

Not to actually do it, but just open mind.

I just find.

But where's the payoff then?

You're like, okay,

like just basically respecting their backwards-ass beliefs.

Okay.

Respect.

It has to come, and it comes even when you are puzzled by the behavior.

You still have to show it the proper respect because that's the way they do things over there.

They march to a different drummer.

You know what?

That diner over by Target,

I go over there all the time.

Yes, I know where it is.

There's a wishing well

right in the little foyer right there.

Tons of change in that.

It's just a less smelly version of the elephant or the cow dung, right?

I mean, somewhere.

But they're thrown in there for luck, trying to wish for shit.

Yep.

Right, sorry, Jeff?

I mean, I took a shit in the fountain just to teach them a lesson.

Just to mix it up.

I just told him him I'm from India.

That's how we do things.

Right?

Don't you think?

Like, I mean, you can't come down on these people because they like to wallow and shit.

It's just weird how you could have all these different cultures and how they just, it's just crazy how all these different cultures can do

different things.

Toss it, it could be disgusting, but I'm saying it's just, it's just like, how do you get to that point, though?

What makes you do that?

Where did you get that idea to do that?

Because it's handed down, right?

That's what I'm saying.

Somebody had to come up with this idea somewhere down the chain.

Have you ever stepped in dog shit and someone told you, well, you're going to have good luck?

Well, no, it's not good.

Bird shit on your head.

Yes, that's good luck.

Why is that good luck, though?

Because somebody had bird shit on their head, and we're like, they tried to make it.

They tried to make lemonade out of lemons.

Yeah.

Well, guess what?

It wasn't good luck.

I had bird shit on my head and I had to fucking wipe it out.

You look like a real asshole.

My God, everybody laughing at a bird shit.

Why the year did this happen?

I had a bird shit down my head twice.

Just today on the way here.

How old were you?

Oh, this is going back.

I used to have a parrot.

His cage was above my bed.

I purposely removed the bottom.

How old were you?

I was probably in high school.

So twice in high school?

This was Seagull.

It was on the beach.

Seagull.

So two times on the beach.

Not, yeah, within.

You're like that dude that keeps getting hit by lightning.

That ranger.

Like they say, a bird never shits on the same guy twice.

You never had a bird shit on you?

Not in my head.

No, it's not happened yet.

I've had a bird shit on my shirt.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, but never in my hair or my head.

How did you get it out of your hair?

Napkin.

Well, I'm at the beach.

So, I mean, I just jumped in water, yeah.

Yeah, it was a summertime.

Mm-hmm.

So you just got it off right there.

Nothing happened over the course of the next couple of days that might lead you to believe you had some good luck?

Actually, I think if I remember right, I was out there and I got beached and I wind up splitting my lip open.

So that was my good luck.

You know when you body surf, you know, when you body surf, and then you wind up getting caught under the wave.

I've never heard that before.

No, me neither.

Beached?

No.

Well, you know what?

Like a whale, I've heard of beach.

Yeah, it's like when you, like, if you're like, you used to body surf back then, and if you got caught the wave wrong, you get caught in the wave, and then you know where you are.

You're just like.

Okay.

So

maybe you could have been struck unconscious and died.

Yeah, you could have been a Karen Ann Quinlan for our generation.

Yeah, but.

But that bird shit on your head, you got some good luck, and you only got was a split lip.

That's all, that's all.

That's still good luck, though.

Right.

You still have to learn that.

Better than you're conscious, but it's still lucky.

Yeah, you could have drowned it.

You could have drowned.

Better luck.

It's not good luck.

Well,

surviving, getting beached?

That's good luck.

How many people die per year getting beached?

You could die getting in your car when you go home.

It doesn't matter.

You don't have to have a bird shit on your head for good luck.

It doesn't matter.

Oh, I got into an accident.

I got a sore shoulder.

I didn't get killed, but it's good luck.

The second time, how old are you?

Second time, I don't know, it was probably a couple years later.

I was on the boardwalk, though.

I wasn't on B.

Are you a teen?

Are you an adult at this point?

I should stay away from the shores, Jeff.

A lot of Seagulls.

I don't know, probably about 17, 18.

So you're a teen again.

Yeah.

Were you with?

Who were you with?

Girlfriend at the time.

Oh, no.

So you.

That one was

like an ear slider.

Ear slider.

Just got tipped and it went right to the shoulder.

Dude,

did it affect

the rest of the evening?

Or is there any romance at the end of the evening because of that?

So it didn't affect anything?

No.

So did you get, quote-unquote, lucky?

Yeah, did you go under the

bird shit on?

I don't remember, to tell you the truth.

You probably would have.

So in other words, he didn't.

That's all right, Sunday.

You have bird shit all over you.

Yeah.

Nobody wants to have bird shit all over you.

No, I don't think I've ever been shit on yet.

Not by

shit.

No, I haven't been shit on by a human either.

Not yet.

Thank God.

You would get judged for that, though.

Like

all these Hindus, they can roll around and and cow shit, but if I were to say, oh,

I like when somebody shits on me, I'm viewed as a fecal freak.

What's that all about?

I think that you people are starting to

that stigma is becoming less and less for you people who like that stuff, though.

You people.

Sometimes I think stigmas are in there for a very strong reason.

But I think we're like, we're thankfully coming to a point in time where we're not going to be so harsh on the people who enjoy different forms of

fetish play.

And if it involves waste, so be it.

I mean, it's not hurting anybody unless you involve slugs.

You got a rat lugworm in there somewhere.

Technically, you're drinking wastewater.

I mean,

it's been processed.

You're not drinking it straight from the literal tap.

It's still, you know, just knowing where it came from, it's like, all right, it came from your toilet bowl.

It's being processed through, but you're still drinking it.

But my bottled water.

No, that's spring water it's different i'm talking about he likes town water city water well that's what he showers into

that's what you're uh absorbing into your pores but it's so chlorinated um i mean let's i mean i think it's just let's be

let's be um revolution not revolutionary but let's be on the other side of history here let's be on the right side and say that like if right as correct or right side no like this fecal stuff that they're doing in other parts of the world it's cool nothing wrong with it as long as it's on the other side.

Just another Saturday night in India.

Look like Sunday morning.

Just looking for a little good luck.

Well, have they gotten the good luck?

Doesn't seem so.

I don't think so.

They've been doing it for all these years, so I mean, obviously, the luck hasn't been turning around for them.

How do you know?

Well, who's to say that?

How long have they been doing that for?

It looks like a ritual.

Centuries, and they still live in India.

Yep.

What else?

You're terrible.

I would like, Ming.

Yes.

I would like to tell all of our Chinese listeners.

Okay.

There's a lot.

You guys got to be more careful in China.

How so?

There's a, you know, I go to these websites like

Lively, the YNC, crazy shit.

Chinese people are constantly getting killed by riding on scooters and not paying attention to where they're going.

And it seems like they never just get bumped by another scooter and get up and they're okay.

It's always a truck with like 18 to 30 wheels that like just goes over them.

They get tapped and where they would normally skid, for some reason, it's like a magnet.

Their head goes right under the tire.

Right.

And that's it.

Is it just there's too many people?

Yeah.

Oh, absolutely.

Is that it?

Sure.

But it seems there's just so like...

They look like Sunday Jeff when we're trying to do puck nuts, like totally not there, just like out there, like he's not even in this world.

Footage of, I think it was in China, where the bus driver gets punched by a passenger.

Yes.

And he swerves to hit her back and then he swerves off the bridge.

And the bridge is basically, it looks like it's made out of like rice cake.

Yep.

Because the bus goes right through the bridge and into

the water.

Yeah, everybody died.

It reminded me, I was coming to work one day, and I was on the Red Bank Bridge over by Oyster Point.

And in front of me was this pickup truck.

in a small little cab,

a very small little pickup truck.

And the driver

was punched by the passenger so hard in the face

and his head hit the his head hit the windshield and the car like swerved over into other lane he and then he got control of the car and came back over and i'm behind all this i'm like oh my god what's going to happen yeah what's going to happen next

nothing they just like the guy who punched them just like whatever he was looking at him and the driver they never like looked at each other how could they not get hit Wow, yeah, so but they could have gone off that bridge any number of things could have happened at the same time as you have your rush hour traffic.

How could you not get shit

but i mean i don't know i would wait till the driver was at a light before i punched him right but you know emotions were heated i believe this all

you start punching this all started because the uh the bus driver didn't stop at the passenger's stop or and he basically

actually the passenger missed the stop right didn't get off and then told the driver to stop as you know as they were going by and the driver wouldn't do it and then they got into an argument but yeah the driver really should have just waited to punch that lady.

He basically got tapped by hindsight, yes.

And then he fucking got so, like, lost his temper so much, he fucking drove and killed everybody.

In hindsight, yes, he probably should have waited until better time to hit her back.

But yeah, but as a result, 15 innocent people lost their lives

when the bus plummeted.

And yeah, so the lesson here at Sunday Jeff is don't ride buses or don't punch people.

Or jump into shit before you go to the bus.

You don't punch people who are driving.

Punch the driver, at least.

Right.

That's the last person you want to ride.

Right, no matter how mad you you are.

I don't see you punching any bus drivers, though.

No.

When's the last time you're on a bus?

A school bus?

Or, you know, do you ride on the bus?

You're like, sir, you don't belong on here.

He's dressed like Angus Yah years ago.

I can go on a bus to the city.

I'm sure you ride shuttles.

I don't know if you park at the airport and ride that shuttle.

That's the bus.

Yeah, I mean, if you're on the screen,

I saw you on the scat bus.

I saw him on a shirt bus.

That was earlier days.

I just ate a slogan.

But you know, I'm sure you write on some sort of public transportation all the time.

You just don't realize it.

Like an airplane.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just not a plane.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

No, certainly not.

We haven't talked about Miundi's.

Oh,

Miundi.

Yeah, you can tackle your holiday shopping early, Ming.

Guess what?

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Miundi sent me this onesie.

I wouldn't think I would ever put on a onesie, but they sent it to me.

It's amazing.

Have the S flap.

No, it was definitely a Christmas onesie, but I'm here to tell you that onesie is so comfortable.

I've worn it twice since I've gotten it already.

I didn't even know they made onesies this year.

Yeah, but this thing is warm and comfortable, and check it out on our website.

Yeah, they sent me some pajama pants and a nice soft shirt.

I wore it too.

Not a onesie.

Yeah, I got the onesie.

It zips up, and it has

feet.

Yeah.

So it's like something you would have worn when you were like seven.

Yeah.

Would you wear it out?

Say we were staying at a hotel.

Would you wear it down to the hotel lobby?

With my big fuzzy slippers like Mike.

Yeah, yeah, like in a leather jacket like Mike did once in Dallas.

I definitely would not wear it.

Like

I could have wore the onesie because it was Christmas related to our Christmas episode, but I felt it was too fucked up looking.

Plus, you wouldn't have gotten any play.

There's dudes that could pull off the onesie.

I'm not one of them.

Like, Jeff, you could pull off the onesie.

He looks like a deranged bunny.

Q could pull off the onesie.

Sure.

Q could pull off the onesie.

He did a pretty good job.

Giddam could pull off the onesie.

For some reason, I can't pull off the onesie.

Ming could pull off the onesie

if Mike was wearing it.

You wouldn't have to pull it off.

That one has the ass flap.

You better believe it.

How do I get this onesie?

What kind of discount codes am I looking for?

I'm glad you asked that.

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I'll tell you how because you want to get late eventually again.

No, no, I'm telling you, man, it's just me.

I'm goofy looking.

No matter what I put on.

Your form is imperfect.

Yeah, so I mean, I think

9.9% of people, like 9.9 out of 10 people wearing a onesie, especially Mianzi's onesie, it's going to happen.

It's an aphrodisiac.

Oh, yeah, especially if it's a girl wearing it, not a guy.

There's a couple 13%ers.

I wouldn't mind seeing some onesies, right?

I've seen them, yes.

Got their onesies on.

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Personal endorsement required?

Well, you kind of gave it.

I did.

I am not lying when I say it's a fabric that is

made

conceivably by the gods.

It's unbelievable how soft it is.

They really, like, I would not ever get different underwear.

Like, I wore, what was it, fruit of the loom or jeans or something?

Cotton.

It felt like burlap compared to these.

I'm not even kidding.

I was like, holy shit.

Like, I never realized I was basically a victim of big underwear.

Right.

This is how royalty must have felt back in the day when they were like, they had the best

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Yeah, this is how like finally now we can feel what it's like to live in royalty clothing because

it's it's a fabric.

It's it's space age.

Yeah.

We're all kings and queens when we're wearing the undies.

See you mainly.

You're a queen.

Worry about it.

Thanks.

One last thing,

Sunday, Jeff, I want to get your opinion on this in keeping with we just talked about transgender ones we didn't just talk about.

Yeah, we talked about

that in a month from now.

No, yeah, two months from now.

So there was a whole big Victoria Secret thing, Ming.

I'm sure you saw this,

where someone has resigned because of...

Oh, no, wait.

Maybe they didn't resign.

Sorry.

It was a whole fucking thing where somebody said something about

goddamn it.

I'll just have to cut this part out.

Yeah.

I'll cut this part out where I'm stammering.

I thought I had it.

Your iPad is literally like an animal at times.

So like you're trying to tame a lion.

It's unbelievable.

I've never seen someone struggle with an iPad.

That's all you see is these hands just going up and down.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I had it.

Oh, where the hell is it now?

Why isn't this working?

God damn it.

Let me smash it.

And it's always the internet's fault.

It's goddamn slow internet.

A Victoria's Secret chief marketing officer apologized for comments that he made.

Sunday, Jeff, you seem to be the most reasonable man at the table, so I'll ask you.

Really?

So there's a 2018 Victoria's Secret

show, you know, like where they parade up and down in their

girls.

Yes.

Now, there haven't been any transgender or plus size models in the show.

So

the brand should think about diversity.

Shouldn't you have transsexuals in the show?

And their guy said, well, you know what?

Let me see if you have what it takes to be the CEO or whatever this guy was.

Victoria Secretary.

He does not.

You don't think he does?

I can tell you that right now.

There was more?

I thought

they said, hold on.

No, a Victoria's Secret Show, which is

plus sizes and everything else.

Should they have plus size and transgender in their Victoria Secret show, a 42-minute entertainment special?

Yeah, I think in today's day and age market, I think is financially, in a financial sense, it's business suicide.

I think that it's

suicide.

In a financial sense, I think it is beneficial to do.

You're going to take this big, big PR hit on social media.

You're going to have to answer questions that you don't want to have to answer.

You're going to have that both ways.

And you're going to have problems, and you're going to have to then resign.

You just should have fucking did what you should have done.

As a a CEO,

I would say yes, because it's financially beneficial to our company.

Transgenders buy

flirty little

might not really agree with that who have bought in Victoria's Secret in the past, and they might stop and do that.

So, I mean, it's a tough decision.

I think that's tough.

But I think today's day and age, I think,

you know, yeah,

I would have some kind of segment on there.

Can you imagine, like, if I liked a frilly nightgown and my thinking is, well, I'm not going to buy it because on some fashion show that I didn't see, I wasn't invited to, that I don't know anything about, that you put some.

Or no channel it's on.

Yeah, I don't know anything about.

I'm not going to buy that piece of merchandise because they put some plus-size model in.

It's ridiculous thinking.

But who is the show for?

No, that's what I'm saying.

For models or whatever.

They'll know about it.

Somewhere down the line, it's like, oh, who's going to know about it?

The common consumer?

No.

I'm talking about people who are

who always shop at Victoria's Secret or

basically wants to

wear their clothes and maybe not might have the same opinions as everybody else.

They might take offense to it and maybe stop buying their clothes.

So, Sunday, you're saying that

you're watching the Victoria's Secret category.

I didn't say I was going to watch it.

Well, you're watching it, though, because you're the CEO.

Of course, you're going to watch it.

Oh, you're the CEO.

And you're saying that it makes no difference if it's, say, Giselle Boonshin

or Tom Brady or a lady who has a cock in her pants strolling around.

She's got a bulge in her underpants.

It makes no never mind to you.

To who?

To Sunday Jeff.

No, it wouldn't bother me at all.

I'm just saying it wouldn't bother me at all, but I'm saying some people would probably find it offensive.

But you know what?

In today's society and day and age and PR and everything else.

So you just have to give in to the politically correct regardless of what you're

as a financial man.

You see it as giving in.

We in Sunday Jeff see it as business.

As business.

I mean, because obviously

reaching out to us.

You got to play the game to

navigate the waters in today's world.

You got to navigate the game and figure out your chess moves so you don't come under scrutiny and you don't come under fire and have people have to resign.

You might have other companies that never do that and say, look, this company's willing to take a chance, go on a limb here and actually have these people walk down

their runways and their attire, and they're willing to do this so guys like me and plus like in reality guys like us

they don't give a what we think but no i i i disagree i i think that probably you're a big market for that kind of

because

like guys want to watch the show and then guys would turn around and buy their wives or girlfriends stuff

you you think a lot of guys like us are attending but there is most of the show no no you might watch the show on tv is it on tv yeah it is yeah that shit's on tv they actually got a playing in in the the

middle of the day.

But who's watching that, though?

A lot of people.

In a world where we live in with computers, why do you need to watch that?

They mark it as a spectacle.

Why do you need to watch it?

It's on in their stores.

If you've ever been to stores, rolling in the back of the middle.

It's a computer.

You can go see half-naked women anytime you want.

And it's not just for guys, though.

It's for women who want to aspire to be.

But girls can, I mean, wow, I can't believe that that's

in 2018 that passes.

Big entertainment.

Great ratings?

Yeah.

They make it.

It's like, you know, know it's like the super bowl of uh it's not

lingerie shows yeah they're gonna do it in mexico city this year

it is a big event now they get a lot of ratings it gets a huge audience i think it's shrinking every year but uh okay we've covered the transgender now what about the uh what about the fatty sunday jeff Oh, and the same thing with that.

They buy

frilly nighties, too.

Not from Victoria's Secret.

They don't.

Do they offer the sizes?

No, they do not.

So sure.

how are they going to have a show then if they didn't offer the size?

Isn't that what the argument should be about, don't you think?

Like, hey,

heavier ladies, you know, full-figured BBWs, they like to feel sexy and pretty.

So you would have to have product that they would wear to go down the runway.

Well, they're missing an opportunity to sell a lot of merchandise, though, by not offering those sizes, right?

But they have businesses.

I pointed out on Twitter, though.

Victoria's Secret has a demo, right?

They have

a target audience.

Now, if you start going crazy and including everyone.

That's what I said before, that they would take offense to it and stop buying their merchandise.

Well, no, no, no.

I'm saying, like, like I said on Twitter, I can't just go get a job at Chippendale's.

I'm too old.

I don't look like a Chippendale.

What's the difference?

There's a big difference, though, because between a fatty and a...

No, because you're looking to get a job rather than buy a product, though.

No, I mean, no, no, no.

It's like me playing.

No,

I'm saying a fatty being on the catwalk.

They want plus-size models.

Parading around.

Yeah, but there's testing the limitations.

There are any number of pretty plus-size models

that are tried out gorgeous.

So that argument really doesn't.

I mean, you're not, I'm sorry, but you're not at this stage.

You're talking about a professional.

You're not talking about a product that they can wear every single day.

There's plenty of plus-size models who are model material.

But that shouldn't matter.

The point is,

I'm not being included.

There should be a place on that Chippendale stage for a dad-bod,

less than aesthetically pleasing 50-year-old man.

If we're going to include everyone, if inclusion is the name of the game.

Are they still around?

What's that?

Oh, yeah.

Are they all still around?

Yeah, when I was just out in Vegas.

I think they are.

When I was just out in Vegas, they have it every night.

Sure.

You know, we're wearing underwear.

It's lingerie.

That's a career.

In the

Rio, there's a Chippendale store.

Wow.

yeah, who's still, how is that still making money in this?

Because I think, I think, all right, so maybe we'll do it on a Sunday drive.

We'll bring up to Chippendale, I think ladies like to uh like it just as much as guys, right?

Sure, clubs and shit.

Yeah, ladies go crazy, that's what I hear.

Women are way worse, they're grabbing and pawing and all kinds of things.

That's what I'm hearing.

Well, I think I'm trying to get a job there so desperately.

Tell them, Steve Tape, sure, why not?

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