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Time Steve Dave presents every

character with encounters in the sixth zone and kind

with Brian Gran,

Roger Flanagan, and Ben Jackson.

This week's episode.

Hello, and welcome to Overkill.

Very spooky.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

I thought I had a good one this week.

You guys kind of threw this at me at the last second.

So, I mean, I could talk about the Prussian kissing devil a little bit more.

Well,

I thought you were just here to debunk from now on.

You don't even bring anything to the table aside from cynicism.

Okay, that I can do.

That I'm great at.

And then

I got an email or a text last night from Walt.

This is Q as well.

Yeah, with some disturbing footage that I'm surprised the men in black are not here right now.

Oh,

I haven't had a chance to watch it.

It was a really disturbing.

Well, let's do.

I mean, well, first we've got to talk about a couple other things.

Should we?

Yeah.

Yeah, just spooky stuff?

No, not really super spooky.

It's

the podcast awards.

Remember the first podcast awards we did with the dude like in his basement?

Okay.

He was pissy.

I didn't call in, but he never gave me a number.

Yeah.

We're going to be nominated again.

That's a fact.

Yeah.

Well,

I'm going to try to rally people.

If the listeners want to do it,

you go to podcastawards.com.

We haven't won an award in a while.

I thought you might be into this.

Okay.

Podcastawards.com.

You sign up and register under listener nominations.

Vote for Telm Steve Dave under two categories.

Number one, comedy.

And number two would be People's Choice Awards.

You get one vote in each category, so be sure to vote for TSD under both comedy and People's Choice categories.

Listener nominations are open until July 31st.

All right.

It's not a lot of time.

It's not a lot of time, so people are going to have to

really get in there and make a difference.

And if you have any questions, do not ask me.

Nina Rad is organizing this.

And at Twitter, she is at Nina underscore Rad00.

And she will answer any questions you have.

That's it for the the awards.

Let's win an award, boys.

Let's do it.

Let's win two.

Yeah, let's win two awards.

Let's win two.

Let's.

Oh, if we could sweep them.

Sweet deal.

Spookiest.

If we submit overkill.

Oh, that's right.

It's a separate.

No, it's the same podcast, I guess.

Kind of.

Also, thank you to all the Patreon people.

Because, seriously, holy shit.

You guys haven't updated me.

Are we good?

It's going pretty well, I'd say, right, Walt?

Do you want to up to the moment?

Up to the moment,

I'll tell you exactly how many

patrons.

Yeah,

good, man.

Feeling loved, yeah, it's nice.

And I feel like people are

they like it.

They're having a good time with it.

They feel like it's worth it.

We've been providing them.

We've been providing them.

I mean, I know we've really been trying to get a ton of material out to them.

I'm good.

Listeners are liking it.

5,310 patrons.

Whoa.

And we're going for, who is it, Walt?

Chapo Trap House?

That's the number one.

Looks like that's the number one podcast.

In the world, I guess it is.

But

we get six-figure downloads a week.

And out of that,

5,000.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The rest is just like, all right, guys.

Well, I see somebody.

I don't blame him.

He's bringing the cynicism.

It's good.

That's who you were.

I don't blame him.

I'm not holding them responsible.

It's something we've done wrong to only inspire a scant 5% of our audience to care about extra stuff.

Yeah.

They're like enough already.

Can we pay you to stop?

Yeah.

Well, it's our job to make the

95% of the ones who aren't,

to make them feel like they are missing out on something they can't live without.

Well, there are.

I think there's 39 episodes up there right now, 39 bonus episodes.

You have Pinball Twins, Comic and Bible, a little backstory about the Pinball Twins, in case you're wondering why they're so bad.

I think it's so comic.

I didn't read the Bible.

Did you send me the Bible?

I didn't send you the Bible because I was like, it might be a little too long.

You might not read it.

I want to read it.

Yeah, you learn through the Pinball Twins Bible why they are the way they are.

You get a little backstory to their parents and their lives.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All the clugman problems that they've encountered along the way.

No, I want to check it.

Please send it to me.

Chapo Trap House, yeah.

22,724.

Who's that?

That's the Chapo Trap House.

Well, what is that?

It's like

a political podcast, and they only have one level.

I'm not going to beat that.

They only have one level.

Why not?

It's $5.

You think you have to go political to get those big numbers?

I think.

Trump sucks.

We just went up.

You said that.

We just went up.

Yeah, I think that, yeah, I think there are people just addicted to the fucking

to the noise.

To the din.

Nice word.

Yeah.

They just need to hear it at all times.

They need to feel better about themselves.

Right.

So they can look across the other side of the spectrum, the political spectrum, and look down on them.

So you don't think there's a chance that a podcast just built on

greed and cynicism

could never touch a political podcast?

Not in today's age.

Five years ago,

we would have had Chapa's crap house fucking 100%.

Really?

Maybe in another 10 years.

Maybe if it swings the other way, do you think America's ever going to go?

Well, this is the world, too.

So you think the world is ever going to swing back the other way where it's not so vital to people's lives, the political

spectrum?

I think you're right, too.

It will.

I think people just will get burned out of caring much

one way or the other.

I got

burned out on caring at all.

I think it's like a good idea.

Because it never was this, like growing up, I don't remember anybody caring this much that they're like this

emotionally

attached to one cause or the other, one side or the other.

It's like.

But are they?

Because when you run into people in real life, at least me,

it doesn't seem like people are this worked up about it.

It's like, if you look on social media That's where people are worked up somebody tweeted me today and because some fucking you know

the band we went Steel Panther Steel Panther some sort of effect for the guitars It was called like pussymelter or something and somebody got offended and then the corporation immediately changed the name or took it down or whatever wait somebody got mad at somebody got mad at a band that parodies 80s metal which was known for the indulgence and the indulgence.

Which was their point.

The point of the band is to be that way.

I I know.

They don't get it, and then this band pussied out.

I mean, this company pussied out and took the thing down.

I don't understand.

You're not explaining it properly.

Yeah, it took what thing down.

Took what thing down?

The guitar effects box that was called the pussy melter.

Like, you know how like a wah-wah pedal or like who named it that?

I guess the company did.

All right, so it had to be.

But there's also like a scrotum.

So it was like a branded thing with Seal Panther.

Right.

And there was like a scrotum melter or something.

Yeah.

It's like.

Let me see if I can find it.

I mean, you know what's like

unbelievable.

I mean, it's like horror movies, people are going to be like, well, you can't.

Like, that's Steel Panther.

That's the reason they exist is to be a parody.

Well, they're not changing anything.

Steel Panther's.

Yeah, but why get in business with Steel Panther if you're concerned about people's response to it?

That's insane.

I think that's the issue, really, is that

it's not all the little pussies who are upset about shit.

It's these corporations that bend to the will of a couple pussies who are like, we don't like pussy melter.

And it's like, no pussy melter for anyone.

Yeah, you know?

It's weird, man.

I don't get it.

Like that one fucking person that was like, I don't like pussy melter.

So nobody can enjoy pussy melter.

Nobody.

Yeah.

It's not even an option for us anymore.

I loved it.

But at the end of the day, it doesn't really affect you, though.

It doesn't at all.

It doesn't affect you on a direct personal level.

But it's the overall, like, okay, now it's this, and then it's going to be that, and then it will eventually be something that affects you directly.

Let me know when that happens.

Yeah.

Let me know when it happens or it's affected you directly.

It will not affect me directly.

Yeah.

I don't think so.

I don't think so either.

What, Steel Panther stuff or just in general?

And just in general.

Look, I don't know.

But it affects you all the time.

You don't say things you want to say.

It affects you because you're.

It affects me in a good way, though.

No, it doesn't.

So you're not being yourself.

No.

You're not saying the things you really want to say because some little bitch is like, ooh, if Walt Flanagan says something I don't like, I'm going to fucking go ballistic.

Look, we're supposed to care about everyone's feelings and the fact that

I don't think that

what are you going to do?

Keep on keeping on.

It's just more distractions, though, for you, though.

For me?

Yeah, I think this is just like, you're not alone.

Like I said, you're right in the mix with all these people.

You're just like the other side.

Yeah, I'm not unique at all in any way, shape, or form.

You guys just focus in on

the forest,

but you don't see the trees.

Okay.

I mean, somebody tweeted it to me.

It would have never been on my radar unless somebody was like, what do you think about this?

Well,

you don't answer everything, though.

That everybody tweets.

This one got you, and this one made.

Sure, it's yeah, because it's annoying because corporations really are influencing.

Like, they're influencing the way the world is going more than individuals, probably, right?

Like Starbucks.

Starbucks just changed their

straw thing.

That's not even talking about it.

I'm okay with an adult sippy cup.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm okay with an adult sippy cup.

I don't mind that.

I'm carrying around a straw all the time.

I'm not going to do it.

They also took some shit, though.

Let's see.

I heard this today.

Starbucks took a little bit of shit for.

They don't care.

No, I think they care.

As long as they're on the right side of.

They're not on the right side.

They were on the wrong side.

There was a guy who went in and he was a stutterer and I guess he said his name was Sam, like Sam, and so they put three S's

in the front of his name.

He was fired after being accused of mocking a customer stutter to his face and then writing it on his coffee cup.

So they were on the right, then they fired the insensitive employee.

Right.

I don't like to see my son see me fail, the 25-year-old man said, who did not want to be identified.

Well, no shit.

I feel like a failure to my kids kids because of this.

Yeah,

how did they

Starbucks fall on the wrong side?

They fell on the right side.

No, I think they fell on the right side, but that doesn't matter.

They're still under fire because it doesn't matter that they fired.

It doesn't matter.

It's not enough.

I don't know what the fuck else they want.

I don't know.

Nothing's going to happen to Starbucks.

I don't know.

After they're like, hey, you can come on in and don't worry about buying anything.

Most people don't give a shit.

Shut a bunch of stores.

Their stock price plummets.

I'm going to get a closest place that sells coffee.

Oh, it's Starbucks?

Fine, I'll go get coffee.

Right, if I can make my way through this homeless encampment, I'll guess I'll get a cup of coffee.

It's on Starbucks.

I don't care.

What's Starbucks?

I don't care either.

I don't give a shit.

I don't care about this.

You care about anything.

You're going to care about this, Cookie.

Yeah, this is a bad overkill so far.

Maybe you care about something.

Well, we always talk about regular stuff before we get down to the fucking nitty-gritty of what's fucking

spectrum.

What was your story?

My story?

Yeah.

You want to hear first?

Yeah.

Because I brought something that I think you're going to like.

I know I don't normally.

This is a story out of Cottonmouth Bluff, Ohio.

Idaho, sorry.

On May 8th, 2011, an amber alert was issued for Maddie Lapore, 8, at 3.42 when it was discovered she hadn't attended school that day.

So she's missing, Walt.

How?

Why was she?

Hang in there.

She's eight.

Rachel Lapore, Maddie's mother, and a civil servant employed by the small town of Cottonmouth Bluff, initially suggested that Maddie's non-custodial father, with whom Mrs.

Lapore had just been going through a necrimonious divorce, may have abducted the child.

Authorities made contact

I'm sorry, authorities made contact with him, and it was established that he had been on a business trip on the East Coast and was ruled out as a person of interest.

Rachel Lapore, the mother, stated that she had walked Maddie to the bus stop at 7.15 as she did every morning.

This is verified by the bus driver and several children.

Okay, upon the FBI analyzing footage from the school security cameras, it appeared that Maddie never left the bus.

Theories as to the child possibly exiting from the back of the bus or even crawling from a window opposite the view of the school's security camera were dismissed upon additional review of surveillance tape provided by Jem Bank Savings and Loan and Leeboff's a local convenience store.

As no system was in place at the time to advise parents of absentee students, Maddie wasn't noticed as missing until the end of the school day when she didn't get off the bus.

Her sitter and aunt, Sarah Owens Lapore, immediately called the school and it was determined that she hadn't attended that day.

In addition to the Ember Alert, over 50 volunteers searched the local area.

Many posted her photo on social media sites available at the time in hopes of making contact with someone who may have seen her.

Police also asked long-haul truckers at the Atomic City truck stop to spread the word and report any information that may be useful.

Nearly 2,000 tips came in in only 36 hours until on May 10th, 2011, less than 48 hours after Maddie Lapore went missing, a waitress, Barb Townsend, called from the airline diner in Broadmoor, North Dakota, made contact with the FBI, and stated that she believed the missing girl sitting by herself in the waitress's section was Maddie Lapore.

Within 20 minutes, authorities converged on the small diner and confirmed that it was, in fact, the child.

According to the waitress, when she went, she went out for a cigarette break.

When she returned, the girl she recognized as Maddie Lapore was sitting at the counter sipping from a cup of coffee left behind by a previous patron.

Aside from the cook and another waitress, both of whom were in the kitchen at the time, Maddie arrived.

No one else was in the diner and no witnesses saw her or anyone else when she entered.

The waitress asked Maddie her name several times, but the girl was uncommunicative, communicative.

Only when she said that she was going to call police did the girl speak.

After I called the cops and hung up, out of nowhere, this little girl started gushing.

She said she didn't remember much of anything past getting on the bus and then after that she was in a big room with a lot of bright lights and a bunch of little shapes sort of creeping around.

Not people really, but shapes who sounded like they might be crying.

The room was so big that she couldn't see any of the walls and she never quite touched the floor kind of like she was floating.

Then she said she just wanted to see her dog.

She was also in possession of...

Oh, sorry.

A source with the local authorities who spoke under the condition of anonymity stated that Maddie was found in possession of a newspaper which was dated January 13th, 2012.

That's important since it's in the future.

They found her on May 11th, or on May 10th, 2011, but she had a newspaper with her from January 13th, 2012.

Well, okay, so when was this?

When did this case happen?

2011.

Did you tell us that at the start of?

It It was when you were glazing over and not wanting to listen to me.

Oh, was it?

I thought it was when Q was checking his phone, and now you're just talking about it.

No, I can't see him from here.

I'm listening.

I'm caught up.

What are you talking about?

I don't remember you saying this.

This is for you.

We got a guy here listening.

Did he say that?

What did you take place in 2011?

Thank you for listening.

Would you like to do a podcast with me?

Okay.

I'm listening.

I heard everything so far, other than that it was the dated.

Right.

So

why are you the type of person that tries to rat me out when you're on the fucking?

Because he's only going after me, though.

But so what?

But what the fuck are you trying to sell me out?

What the fuck?

You gained nothing from selling out your boy, but you couldn't wait to.

But that has nothing to do with me.

You can't be the guy that's like, what about him?

But I'm not the only one, Galise.

I'm not the only one who doesn't care.

He doesn't care either.

You can't rat your friends out.

He saw it.

I know he saw it.

In fact, he's only attacking what he does wrong.

No,

look at my body position.

I'm looking at my screen like this.

I can't really see him over my shoulder.

Why would you want to be the guy that rats out in front of me?

And also, it's like how, like, if you have a picture in your house for 10 years and you just don't see that picture anymore, he's constantly texting and shit.

So, I just don't really see it.

I'm staring right at you.

Well, through me.

Why are you ratting me out?

It makes no sense, bros.

Yeah, I think you probably want to just deflect a little bit of the heat so it's not all about you.

Yeah, my natural rat instinct.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Rob the bank with this guy.

There's not that much.

I thought he would like this, too.

I know.

I do like it.

All I said was, I don't recall you telling us that it took place years ago.

Yeah, mate.

Yeah, yeah.

The one of the quieter accounts of a missing child, several leading UFOologists claim that the Lepore abduction is a classic case of extraterrestrial activity.

Art Bell, broadcaster and author, said, little to no memory of the event and the subsequent downplaying by the government are fairly typical in situations like this.

George Norio, broadcaster, a longtime advocate of the government, releasing documents pertinent to Area 51 and the Butte 3, three men who were camping and disappeared without a trace in August of 2005, wrote in a letter to the Atlantic and said, You and me, we could live a hundred lifetimes and the government would never tell us the truth about what's really out there.

Maybe they're right.

Picture your next-door neighbor knowing for a fact that aliens exist.

Most people just aren't mentally equipped to handle that type of information.

Could you handle it?

Well,

just let's put that one on pause.

Okay, we'll put a pin in that one.

Let's table it for now.

Did you do any other research or just this one about any other theories of

what really happened, or is we just going on this is what really happened?

Just going on this is what happened.

Well, they don't know what happened.

Well, I'm sure.

Is there any chance there's any other more valid reasons than

well, if you take the bus thing into account, where she got on the bus, never got off the bus.

I got an explanation for that.

Okay, go ahead.

She had either changed her clothes on the bus, either she had with her

another change of clothes or something.

Nobody would notice that.

A naked child changing clothes.

You don't think a child in a bus, when's the last time you're on a school bus?

They can get down low,

change their clothes, and

they're like, sir.

Walk out

and walk out undetected.

And then you would think, like, oh, she

never got off the bus, but she did.

She just probably had somebody else's clothes on.

And that other person was wearing her clothes?

Maybe her clothes are just put in a bag, in her gym bag, or another person's gym bag.

But the other child was.

But they reviewed the footage.

That's the thing.

The FBI reviewed the footage.

So they're looking for faces.

They're not looking for, like, what shirt was she wearing.

Oh, you think that it, like, this camera caught everyone's face flush?

Walking into the school, yeah.

No, no.

Sage is old.

Getting off the bus.

Oh, I'm not saying she ever walked into the school.

No, the bus pulled up right in front of the school.

That's the way it works.

So anybody who got off that bus, if if they deviated from that path, they would have noticed that.

But anybody walking towards the school, they can just look at their faces and be like, okay, that is either them or not them.

All right.

I thought this was.

You ever seen footage from a bus?

I've seen.

It wasn't school bus footage.

It was footage from

the school.

What about the diner?

There are many times where it's just like, you see,

you see shit that you're like, oh,

do you know this guy?

It's like, oh, that's a guy?

It's so fuzzy and blurry, you're like, I don't know.

I guess not.

Did what?

Footage from the diner?

Yeah.

No, they didn't say there was anything from the diner.

I feel like the big thing is the newspaper.

What the fuck did the newspaper say?

Where did it end up?

Like, wouldn't it be like a newspaper article?

No, no, no.

It wasn't a newspaper article.

No, didn't they say she had a newspaper from the future?

Yeah.

She had, well, yeah.

That should be what the whole fucking thing is about.

Well, they said, that's like Marty McFly shit, man.

They said,

sorry.

You can buy that stuff.

A source with local authorities who spoke under the condition of anonymity stated that she was

five of the newspaper.

Five of the New York Post, sorry.

But it was taken by a government agent who was not with the FBI, and the source did not see the newspaper again or hear anyone else mention it.

That's all bullshit.

This is all stuff that people have just added on to make this

a worthy story to get on Arkbells.

You're not buying this.

Fine, I'm bringing in a fucking serial killer to make five.

But I mean.

What do you think about this, though?

Well, this is the last little bit.

Oh, there's more.

Just the last little bit.

Before publication, Rachel and Maddie Lapore were contacted to contribute to this article, but calls were not returned.

And further investigations showed that they moved shortly after Maddie was recovered, leaving no forwarding address.

Their current whereabouts are unknown.

And in today's world, it's easy to do that.

No, it's not easy to do that unless the government fucking has to do it.

Unless they're really not looking, because

they really don't want to.

Newspaper?

Yeah, anybody.

This is more valuable to be to these websites and

the shows that deal in

overkill material.

Right.

It's better to not, huh?

Who ripped us off?

Well, you're the cynic on here.

Well, you two.

I know.

You're not the cynic?

Oh, my God.

I don't want to know what he has to say.

Yeah, I mean, this.

I thought this had all the hallmarks.

It's a great story.

But I thought that's what you have to be able to get.

If you're going to get in the ring with a story, you got to take the punches.

Okay, I'm just not used to being in the ring.

Usually, I'm like, I try to climb over and fall right out when you're like, that story sucks.

The story's amazing.

Disregard my glassy-eyed disinterest while you're telling it.

Okay.

Because it's a good story.

It's worthy of being on here.

But

you can't go unchallenged.

No, no, no, I don't want to go unchallenged.

No, it sounds like you don't want to be challenged.

No, no, no.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's supposed to spur conversation.

I'm curious as to your theories.

I'm just saying that

they checked the security footage as the kids were coming in, so I don't think the changing of clothes.

You don't think it's possible?

I would say it's how did she, okay, it is totally possible.

How did she end up in North Dakota less than 48 hours later?

Probably.

It's like a thousand miles away.

Well, I would want to do a little bit more.

That's why I said, did you do any more investigation on this?

What's the girl's name?

Hold on, I'll let me see.

Because, like, maybe the parents sold this story, maybe they drew over there, and maybe now this, maybe they're kooks, maybe they're mentally ill, and now they're

propping this story up, you know, and like to try to make a few bucks on Jerry Springer.

Did she go on Jerry Springer?

No.

Oh, okay.

No, you're saying to prop it up.

What's the little girl's name?

Maddie Lapore.

Maddie, and then L-E-P-O-R-E.

P-O-R-E.

I mean, in this day and age, it's almost impossible to.

This is 2011.

Yeah.

How do you feel?

M-A-D-D-I-E?

Yeah.

Abduction.

Scary.

Overkilling.

Did you look on the dark web for anything?

I don't know how to get to the dark web.

How do you get there?

Do you use, I know Tour?

Is that the.

I don't know how to do it at all.

It doesn't even come up anywhere.

No, no matches?

No.

The government's

scrubbing this one.

So how'd you get it then?

I was on the dark web.

L-E.

L-E-P-O-R-E.

Yeah.

Did you write abduction?

Yeah.

Did you write?

Did you write scary?

Did you write Time Travel?

I did not.

Did you write newspaper, Time Travel?

Future newspaper?

Nothing is coming up at all.

See, this is, are you sure this is just in like a short story that was published?

Might I understand?

I'm sorry, I wasted your time.

I just wrote it thinking he would like it.

What?

Yeah, I wrote it.

It's fake.

Did you read it?

Yeah.

So now you have to apologize for us blazing over.

But you said you liked all the elements of it.

I had to make it.

If it was

that you liked,

I wanted to put them in there so that you would like my story.

And then you didn't even like it.

No, I did like it.

I told you it was a worthy of an overkill story, but if it's a legitimate story that's out there on the internet,

if you're just going to make up stuff, Parshan Kiss and Skull.

You can't make that shit up.

You can't make that shit up.

I can back him up on that.

What do you just?

People saw documentaries about it, remember?

People wrote in a whole fucking legend about him.

Yeah.

It was a guy whose grandmother was once in possession of it.

What was his name?

Wilhelm von.

I forget.

Wilheim von

Von Prussian?

No, it was von double.

The last name was Wilheim, wasn't it?

Yeah, something like that.

Somebody did write in.

It was a crazy thing.

I love the face von struggling.

What did I name him again?

It's an Academy Award, Bravo.

Joe Pesci liked it.

Thank you.

I don't remember the name, but it was for me.

It's Von Hog something, right?

Hogwitz?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why would you just not do some of the stuff?

You guys are going to piss off that skull, and I ain't going to be taught responsible for what happens.

Because I can never find anything good.

Anytime I find something, I'm like, he's not going to like this.

It won't be.

You're so defensive.

You immediately get like, you're not paying attention, even though I'm staring right at you, listening to the story.

Yeah.

I wanted you to be like wrapped.

I was.

I'll make up something.

Until I started being.

And

that's why I was like, why is he so defensive?

And I started even showing

and trying to poke holes in even a little bit.

And I was afraid that something something was going to happen to Haberwick.

He was like, Let me look this up.

Oh no, the jig is up.

But you're the one that texted us last night.

You're like, hey, let's do an overkill.

Yeah.

Because I wanted to write that.

So I wrote it last night.

I was like, this will be fun.

I don't know.

I wanted you to believe it.

If not for what happened to me last night, I would say

based on

the piss-poor overkills that we've been putting out for the audience, I would say

let's retire overkill.

Oh my god.

I would say that.

You know what?

When we're resorting to making up the stories,

I would say it's time to end overkill.

I did not make up stories.

You guys are so defensive.

I'm being defensive.

He said again.

Oh, my lord.

I would say it may be time to retire retire the format.

If not,

what happened to me last night and

I sent you guys videos.

You didn't watch it, which I'm kind of glad.

Okay.

So you can be

shocked and amazed?

Well, no, I don't expect that.

I wish I recorded it.

I told Sage the other day that

she like in her room, I was like, I went in to check on you when you were sleeping, and I don't want to scare you, but there was an alien watching you sleep.

She goes, What?

So I made up this story.

She didn't even give a fuck.

She then claimed that she saw the alien watching me sleep.

And not only that, but he climbed in the window and took my pants.

And I go, How did he look at him?

She goes, Good.

Good.

Yeah.

God damn it.

Your girlfriend's kind of pale.

You sure she didn't think she was

gray?

She's a ghost.

She's also got those giant eyes and no hair.

Wait a minute, you're dating an alien.

And she's wearing my pants.

She thought that Mary Beth was Edgar Winter.

I said that once, did I?

Well, not to you.

There's a reference.

Nobody's going to get it.

People are like, yeah, you better retire.

Is that made up too?

Is that a real guy?

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So, anything you weigh in on, no matter what it is, it automatically becomes an expert's opinion?

Pretty much, yeah.

I thought so.

Yeah, then you covered everything on there that we're good to go?

I'm 99% sure, yes.

All right, so back to the show.

Yes.

So, Q, last night,

beautiful summer evening.

What were you doing last night around 10 p.m.?

10 p.m.

last night.

I was, I think, coming home from work.

Work that late?

Dude, every day I work till that late.

Oh, my God.

I don't get home.

Being home before 8 o'clock is an early day for me.

You need to read, like,

give yourself some Q time.

My life sucks, sucks, dude.

I've been talking about that for fucking years.

My life is horrible.

It's fucking horrible.

I've never seen someone so successful, so miserable.

This is fucking worse, man.

It says, work.

I got these texts.

This is fucking crazy, man.

My mother's like, when do you get a day off?

I'm like, how's fucking September for you?

Yeah, anyway.

Sorry.

What were you doing at 10 p.m., Brian?

Just finishing up writing some bullshit that I hoped would fly.

Well, I was,

I texted my daughter and I said, you want to go get ice cream?

So we go outside, we get in the car.

She got in the car first, and she was waiting for me.

So I'm walking out to the car, and I look over out over into the

towards New York, the river.

What's that river called?

Well,

it's the bay, right?

Yeah, yeah.

And I see this strange light.

And I say to my daughter, it's like, hey, get out of the car and look at this.

And we notice it, and it's like hovering and shimmering.

So at 10 o'clock last night, where you were coming home from work and

you were concocting

spinning bullshit stories.

I guess I'll get them to love me.

Probably not high at all.

I was having.

Fuck him.

All right.

The person who gets angry, I'll weed.

I'm going to write the scariest alien shit he's ever heard.

He'll have no questions and just freak out.

It'll be an internet ad, and everything is going to be fine.

There's no way he's seeing a real UFO right now.

That's right.

I was having a close encounter of the first kind.

I have the videos up that you sent now.

Now, I've asked Eklin to

compile

the audio and the video because my phone kept going out.

Okay.

So, I, so, I, what, but before we begin the video, though,

I just want to say, I know this is going to sound weird, though, but we need to take off our pants.

All right.

I was not

surprised or

like bamboozled bamboozled or like stunned or in awe okay of this encounter because I know it's going to sound weird but I always knew it was going to happen.

You knew this day was coming?

I knew this day was going to happen and I wonder is there any other people out there like that that just know that like

I just knew at some point not only would I see UFOs, but I also know at some point I will probably

have

like the contact where I get to talk to them.

That's the next step.

And I just, I don't know, I just feel like that's always that's just was always gonna inevitably gonna happen.

I don't know why, but I just felt that way.

So now seeing this, I was just like, well, my girls were freaking out.

I was just like, I knew I knew this was day was coming, but I just didn't know it would take this long.

All right.

Have you ever had that feeling?

How long did you know for that you would eventually?

Since I was a little kid, I just felt like I eventually I'll I'll come in contact with you if I'll see one, and eventually I also know that I'll probably have some sort of

contact where I'm communicating and conferring with alien life.

They're asking your advice and shit.

I don't know why.

I have no idea what have you considered that you've been doing that since you hired Geddam George here.

He's lower life.

He's a fucking paramecian and shit.

He splits into two.

He still weighs 400 pounds each.

He's like that thing, those those two things from the Herculoids.

Gleep and glob on it.

Yeah, leap and glob.

Holy shit.

Talk about fighting shit.

People will be like, what?

I wish Sunday Jeff was here.

He'd be like, well done.

Fucking, well done.

You've never, I don't know.

Have you never felt that in your bones that like

eventually, I don't know, I've always felt that since I was a little kid.

I am going to see in the UFO.

No.

I'm going to.

No.

I've always felt that my life is going to

pass without any major upsets happening.

Well, I mean, to me.

Major upsets?

Yeah.

Look what would be a major upset.

Well, like if you were alive during like the Black Plague or if you were alive during World War II or, you know, things like that.

You mean monumental earth-changing events.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm not saying that like.

This wasn't like District 9 you were hoping for.

No, no, no.

I'm saying that like I'm just going to have a one-on-one with an alien.

Well, that's pretty earth-shaking.

Well, it'd be for me, but the rest of the world's probably not going to believe me.

Well, that's how I feel.

I mean, the rest of the world is having that moments all the time.

That's how you feel.

Like, 9-11 will hopefully be the closest I come to being around something terrible like that.

In my head, it ain't going to be terrible either.

No.

No, it's going to be.

Of course.

No way.

No way is he like anything will be negative to the point where it affects me like I'm gonna die or be crippled or probed.

No, not him.

No, I don't think

I don't think they're look.

Let's be honest.

Yeah.

If they're coming for me to have contact with me, it's not because I'm super intelligent or super like a specimen, like a physical specimen.

So it's going to be because of something probably mundane.

You happened to be there when they landed?

Like what?

I don't know.

I don't know what it is.

Maybe it's just my POV, I think.

Sure.

And it's just

my mind's

navigation to whitebread.

So, wait, so you think they're.

Maybe they're listening to Telm Steve, Dave, and like getting

where they have a machine that listens to all communication on Earth.

If

they just, they just blew up the shared universe podcast studio.

They're like, fuck this shit.

Ah, shit.

We just got a new couch.

I just framed 25 photos of me and the walking dead cat.

I still have 25 more to go.

Well, at least there's a lot more wall space.

Mike just took a second mortgage to frame the rest of my bullshit.

In my head, though,

I've come on an alien radar long before Tell him Steve Dave.

They were aware of me long before I was doing a podcast.

So I don't think Tellum Steve Dave had a factor in.

But Hal wants us to share no credit with these aliens.

He's contacting them.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's not about you guys.

This is mine.

This is my time to begin this.

If I'm going to be honest you want me to be honest I do yeah

like I from as a little kid I had no idea that about a podcast or a TSD right

but in my head I knew that I would see an alien though and then I would see first I would see UFOs

then I would see aliens face to face then I would talk to them then they would bring me home that home or your home my home okay now what turned you on to aliens as a kid like for me it was close encounters that really got me into it.

Oh, you just had close encounters.

So, you were kind of like a Benny when it came to aliens.

It had to be a real popular movie.

Yeah, yeah.

I was like, what is everyone else like?

You know, alien-wise, because

I'm 10.

It had to be, at that moment, the biggest fucking movie on the face of the earth.

Oh, easily, yeah.

Yeah, right.

So you were, so aliens weren't on your radar before Christmas?

No, they were, but like, I really got into them after that movie because I really like the, um, like in the desert, like, just a plane being there for no reason.

I love that idea of something just being there for

that doesn't belong in search of for me.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

In search of

was probably what made me

aware of aliens.

And I remember telling my mom, like, I'm going to see a UFA one, a UFO one day, mom.

I know it.

How'd she react?

Your mom seemed very supportive.

Like, she would

be like, okay.

Yeah, I don't remember.

I don't quite remember what her reaction was.

You're institutionalized for the next three years.

But I remember saying, I'm going to see a UFO, and it took a long time.

But, you know, last night, not only did I see a UFO, but

my daughters both happened to be out there.

We called them.

My wife was sleeping.

I didn't want to wake her.

Even though I didn't see her.

She looked at flying saucers circling the house.

He's like, ah.

She might not sit.

Depending on the mood, even flying saucers might not be worthy of waking her up.

Guys,

I did not want to take a chance on because I'd be like, shut the fuck up.

I don't want to get brow beaten in my moment of glory where I'm proving to everyone that I'm special,

you know, to the aliens anyway.

But

so, I mean, I took out my cell phone.

I started recording.

And again, though, like, none of you guys, what about you, Josh?

You never felt like.

There's another guy here in case you're wondering, Josh.

You never felt like you were going to inevitably see a UFO in your life?

When I was younger, I did, yeah.

Here, come on up to the mic.

Not that you've been podcasting for fucking 600 episodes.

I know.

You can bring a chair up.

Okay.

Yeah, when I was younger, I did.

And when did you lose

the feeling that, you know what, it's probably not going to happen?

Did you lose it because of frustration, or did you just lose it because, like, well, I'm a man now, an adult.

I don't believe in that shit.

Oh, man.

When I was a kid, sure.

I thought I might see a UFO.

I remember you thought you saw a UFO, and so did I, but there were satellites.

If you spot a satellite, it's fucking really weird because it's like so much higher than a plane would be, but you can still see it, and you're like, what the fuck?

Yeah, but you know satellites exist.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, they move real fast and you know they exist.

But you were at Sears one time, remember?

You said you were laying down.

Early in the morning, but before Sears,

my 6 a.m.

shift at Sears,

I was in a car laying down, and I thought I saw a UFO fly overhead, but

it paled in comparison to

shooting fucking desert glasses and shit.

But when so how old were you when you said to yourself, you know what,

I've lost that

feeling that I'm going to see a UFO?

I don't know.

I think as I got older and I learned about how big the universe is and how far away everything is and just how impractical it would be for something to actually travel that distance, I think that's kind of when I lost it.

I don't know the exact age, but we drove to upstate New York and I was like, holy shit, this is taking a long time.

So, yeah, like,

galaxies.

So, you discount, so you, but you're only thinking of it through human technology, space travel.

Logically, yeah, lateral thing,

look at him.

Me, lateral.

I'm with lateral.

I'm with lateral.

I'm with lateral.

Steal that.

We're going to make it into a shirt.

Oh, God, that's so funny.

But I mean, you realize, though, that, like, if alien technology will allow them to

travel distances that we can't even fathom yet.

I mean, when you were a kid, did you ever think you would have a device in your hand that would allow you to speak with the rest of the world?

Oh, no, no.

That's amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I mean, come on.

Do I got to spell this out again?

I don't know how defensive you get.

You come to my table.

All right.

So, I mean, you know, I know I think this all goes back to like Sarge L E Teen.

Everything does.

He came on the show on an overkill, now available on Patreon for a little low price of five bucks.

Along with 38 other pods, as far as I'm aware.

But he came in and talked about his experience.

And while I don't believe everything he said, I could identify with his feelings of

destiny.

This was destined to happen to him.

And I think, just like Sarge, I feel like I knew I would see a UFO.

You feel like he was about to claim there's a vortex in his pants.

But let

me cynic.

Let's watch the video.

Okay.

Josh, you're more than welcome to watch, even though you don't believe in aliens anymore.

Now that you're a man,

I do believe there are aliens out there.

Super bright.

I don't see anything.

You see what I just got?

They're like, you can see how bright it is on the camera.

The girls are just crying all the time.

They're here for me.

Yeah, definitely.

By far.

By far, that's Dembo, the bright one of the brightest.

That's so strange.

It looks like he's coming right at our house.

To the human eye.

I think there's other people on the street now.

Could you brighten that on a second?

Yeah, it's no, that's about as bright as it's.

Can you stop it right there?

Yeah.

That's as bright as it goes.

At this point, we're probably watching for an hour, and my older daughter has now come out to join me, and my younger daughter.

Where is it?

Your older daughter is at?

Why the fuck are you not?

I don't know if you've seen it, I don't know if you've been to my house and seen it, but it has a lot of weeds on one side.

Across the street, yeah.

What?

Yeah.

If you look out over that way, eventually you can see New York, too.

And how far away would you hypothesize this?

I like that.

Scientific.

How far?

I hypothesize that I couldn't even begin to tell you.

I don't know.

We actually got in the car at a certain point and drove as far to the coast as we could.

Okay.

So it was still over the water.

Yeah.

You literally live right across the street from the coast.

Did you drive into the water?

Just back down into the coast.

I could not tell you

how far away they were.

I could not tell you anything.

I could tell you what they look like.

I Can we post this video anywhere, Brian?

Sure.

Later on, but I can tell you they look like, to me,

like a shoe, a horseshoe.

Okay.

They look horseshoe-shaped, and they would pulsate red and white.

And then at times, I would see them.

They look so big.

Although you won't be able to see it on this video, the human eye, it looked far different.

How many were there?

At a certain point, at one point, me and my daughter Alicia counted how many were in the sky.

There were 12.

And okay.

Wait.

And there was no news reports of this?

There's no anything?

As far as I know, like I said, you could hear me say

this has only happened less than 12 hours ago, so I'm not sure if the news reports.

It does take a long time for it.

Right.

But so we walked around the report things.

I heard people talking on our street, and I'm like, okay, so the rest of the street's starting to notice what's going on, even though it's kind of late now.

It's like 11 o'clock.

It's like fucking Maple Street.

Yeah, I know.

Walt Corner in the fucking bog.

So I said.

Were the neighbors like, whoa, look at at those lights?

Well, I heard murmuring of people talking.

I thought I heard someone say, look at that.

So I walked down to, even though I don't talk to any of my neighbors, ever since, I mean, even the dog, even the neighbor I rescued his dog.

You're not a speaker.

I say hello.

I nod.

Didn't he get you a Christmas present or something?

Every year he does, but we still don't talk.

So I walked down to where these neighbors were talking in their yard.

And as we approached the yard, me and my daughter, we were listening to their conversation.

They were talking about

pants and clothing.

They had no idea what was going on even above their heads.

Right.

So it's just like, let them sleep.

Laterals.

Let them sleep.

They're fucking sleepwalking.

Right.

Like Q and Bro.

They're all idiots, Alicia.

All of them, except for me.

It's my time to shine.

You made a video on this.

Let's see this.

Is it loud?

Indicate through the lens.

There we go.

I mean, you're understanding how while I'm just seeing.

It looks like a flashlight on a wall, kind of.

It is a weird fucking motion, though, right?

It's like going in circles.

I got it now.

I got it.

There's one up there, too.

This one is just going to make us rich.

Okay, now I get it.

Here's the problem I have so far.

Okay, I want to hear your problem.

All it is, and I'm assuming this will change.

Not like Rock.

All it is is a black screen with a white dot in front on it.

There's no context.

We will eventually see the beach and stuff like that.

There's no scale.

You'll eventually see scale.

Okay, great.

That's what I need to say.

On my mother's life, I would never come to the table with a fictitious story for Overkill.

Yeah, me neither.

Okay.

On my mother's life.

This is legit shit.

Okay.

All right.

But it's just weird that you're counting money.

Okay, just stop me for a second.

As a man who cherishes nothing more than money, if you've seen an alien,

the first thing you would think of is like, chit-ching.

I think that every time I see anything.

We're doing a show in L.A.

You would not believe the grilling for the percentage that I had.

Like, rigging nickels, like

it's a sponge.

Dude, that's because

your main fucking partner shows up at the opening of malls for free.

All right?

It's like, go with my business sense, not with yours.

That's true.

Because I did say to him, I was like, he was like, well, how much are we making?

I'm like, I don't know.

I'm just so excited to do it.

I forgot to do it.

He goes, you want to do a show something out?

I'm like, yeah, it sounds fun.

How much?

Didn't even know.

He booked his plane ticket already.

He didn't even fucking know.

I'm like, well, don't you value your time at all?

I think we both know the answer to that.

All right.

Okay, so

I know it may sound base to think that,

you know, maybe hopefully the aliens aren't listening to this either, but it may sound base that one of my first thoughts was to be like, well, I may become famous and rich from this footage, but I would be lying if I didn't, well, you could hear me.

I would be lying if I said I didn't say that.

No, I understand.

I'm just surprised it was one of your first reactions.

Also,

through this podcast and the TV show, you've had countless opportunities to become more famous.

You're like, I choose not to exercise that.

Well, I just want to.

You want to be famous for something.

Yeah, Yeah, like I just get paid owner.

What are you proud of?

I don't leave off my resume.

I just want to get paid whenever CNN shows this footage.

Right.

Okay.

And then it has my name on, like, credited by

my footage.

The first thing I would do would be to rip it from YouTube and put it under my name.

Like, put something up so it comes up first.

Okay, all right.

Let's try it.

Well, I will.

I mean, I have to, Cal.

I have to admit that I definitely thought money would make, would

possibly come with this footage.

Okay.

And did your girls agree or disagree?

Were they

in it for the purity?

They were scared that, like,

you know, that like the government.

What if we get too rich?

We forget our roots.

They were afraid that the government would come and want it and confiscate.

Oh, take half of it?

They will.

Welcome to America, pal.

All the footage and half the money.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

It's perfectly legal.

They'll come, they'll take half of it and give it it to everybody else.

It's great.

They were scared.

Fair.

Sounds great.

Confiscated.

Getting home at fucking 10 o'clock at night on a good day.

14-hour days.

Let's fucking take that shit and give it out.

They don't want to work.

They just, they want it.

Universal.

Universal everything.

Here you go, everyone.

We're talking about

the universe.

This is a fucking overkill, but the United States is a fucking democracy with capitalism.

There's the fucking, there's the thing that could be disproven in two seconds.

Anyway, so let me ask you a question.

Yeah.

So that

you're holding this, because what's happening to everybody listening is there's a bright white disc, as far as I could tell.

Horseshoe.

Horseshoe.

But it's moving erratically around the screen.

That's not you moving the camera, right?

It is because my daughter told me that I was shaking like a leaf in the videos.

Okay.

And so that was me, my inability to keep it calm and keep my shit together.

So the object.

Is this because you were so freaked out?

Yeah, I was trying to remain calm for them so it didn't freak them out.

But

literally,

I was like,

this is life-changing.

I'm a man.

So, I don't have a sense of what the object is doing.

Is it hovering in one spot or is it?

It's going to move, and we're going to see some, hopefully, if Declan got all the right footage and combined it all.

What am I a fuck-up tool?

Do I let you down consistently?

Is that what you're trying to say?

I don't know.

I didn't get the.

Five days to process a podcast?

What of it?

I have not seen.

This is the Declan cut.

I have not seen this footage.

Hopefully he put all the good footage

and took out all the dead spots all the dead.

He could have taken out the fucking grease

part.

Now, why do you think he should have?

Because

I would appreciate it.

Like, I would definitely appreciate your point of view.

I would take that out, Dal.

and we would cut this out I would take that out why the money part yeah because like if it shows that you have a motive for revealing the footage that's not just purely but doesn't it also show the real react human reaction yeah but right away you're giving doubters something to latch on to right away they're like oh well he's doing it for money so they want to disprove it out of the stage so if you're saying like hey everyone

but don't you see my point of view like i think that's it just a normal reaction of people who get something who capture something on that's going to change the world i I think, though, if people were in the moment witnessing something that was going to change the world, legitimately, the first thing wouldn't be like, I'm going to make some ducats off this.

Yeah, I'd like to start voicing everything that you're thinking.

I just,

I'm not doubting your sincerity.

You would think that in the first less than a minute of the video, the focus would still be on what is that?

Girls, order a hot tub.

Get a cold Jane for socks.

What a hot tub for while you're at it.

Dog-sized hot tub.

One for Cooper.

Let's not forget Cooper.

Six hot tubs back here.

I don't know.

To me, now

I definitely

admire your thoughts.

Okay.

But I'll have to respectfully disagree that

I think it shows realism.

Okay.

I would say it shows like real human reaction.

Not every human is going to react the same way.

You don't know.

There's so many people out there to be like, I'm going to get paid for this.

No, I would, too.

I would just.

I think they would respect some people would respect that the real is

well, or just the raw real emotion that I was showing you.

I thought that about my story that I wrote.

But I think that the thing is,

I think that they would respect the emotion more if you were in awe and not comprehending what you saw.

Some would.

I think that you're.

I get what you're saying,

but that is a valid point.

That it just gives people people.

Like, it gives people an extra reason to try to debunk it.

Rather than.

Oh, there's going to be so many debunkers.

Was Get him a debunker?

Fucking.

148 in his wisdom fucking immediately was telling me what it was because he's seen one at the at the racetrack even though he wasn't there well it was it is horseshoe-shaped you said

yeah his his um know-it-all tone yeah he really shouldn't have said it parsure buzz shouldn't have said it the fuck at 1101 when i walked in like immediately tried oh bullshit

for the rest of the day oh it's uh it's a it's a crane or some sort of um

helicopter thing that uh over the water 12 helicopters i think you'd probably hear them, right?

Well, you're going to hear some

noise on this.

All right.

That you don't hear unless it's over our heads.

Otherwise, it's completely silent.

Mostly conversations about pants and shirts.

Look at it.

It's going through.

If you guys can see him, look through my.

No, just really quickly, the camera's dipping down a little, and in the horizon, you can see houses on the other side of that sort of.

Yeah, they're like restaurants, and I think it's like a shit factory that processes waste.

Right.

Really?

Yeah, I think there's one over there.

Are you aware of of that?

I fucking would love to live next to a shit factory in your neighborhood.

Crooked ass fucking house.

Shit falling apart.

My fucking deck, the boards are just like popping up.

The non-stop, the screws that they use for the deck are like that long.

Every single thing that they could have cut a corner on,

including the corners of the house.

It's unbelievable.

I mean, do you bring this up to your landlord?

They're going to be like,

he doesn't even check and see how much money he's getting for a live show.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm like, this is probably my fault.

It's interesting that the girl it kept their attention.

Oh, yeah.

You can see the pulse now.

It's red, white, red, white.

It's really crystal clear.

It does look pulsating.

You can't see the colors anyway.

Wait, it will.

It's so weird.

Why would it do that?

That's so extreme.

Oh my god, there's three of them.

It looks very like Hercules.

You can't see the other ones.

Yeah, you will.

She's scared right there.

Here she's like, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

She doesn't want to be here.

She wants to go in the house.

She's so terrified.

Oh, it just disappeared.

What was that?

That's how long it is?

No.

Okay, this is where I drove.

Okay, so you drove to...

Who the hell is this thing?

I don't know what it is.

Is this like road work?

I don't know what I can't remember what it was, but I drove as far as I could.

Wasn't it like 12 hours ago?

It was dark.

I never go over it.

I've got your memory.

So relative to where you live, this was on the other side?

This is on as close to the bay as possible.

Right.

That's why Alicia's out.

She's like, this shithouse smells bad.

This is actually, this takes place before the footage we just saw.

I will say this, too.

When we went to get ice cream, we actually did go get ice cream.

We could watch from where the ice cream parlor was.

We We could see them.

And I don't know if they were following us or they just happened to be.

But nobody would notice them.

Like if you saw them at the ice cream parlor, you would just assume they were planes.

But since we had seen them close to my house, we knew they weren't planes.

This footage looks interesting.

It looks almost like

a government blockade.

Like you would drive to like you're trying to get away from somewhere, and the government set up a blockade.

All right, let's see.

I don't know if this is.

Well, we just got back from ice cream.

We were able to still see these flying things even as we were getting ice cream.

I don't know if they're following us.

Why is it so herky jerky?

I'm terrified, you.

No, no, no.

I mean, the video is like stopping, like, juddering.

I think it's Brian's web connection.

Uh-oh, it's my computer.

And I think it's your fucking web connection since this is the store.

I never have this problem, though.

Well, I'm streaming it from

because it wouldn't download.

I don't want to document this.

What's today's date, guys?

July 9th, July 10th.

july 10th what the what was that on green screen i don't even know what's going on oh

did you see that green screen i did

that happened that just happened when i was when i was outside that just happened like everything turned green everything i thought it was my phone going dead or maybe it was interference but those are planes lined up for landing at newark airport Or JFK, maybe.

Where do you see planes?

The three in a row are there?

Boom.

They're not planes.

Watch, because they're going to move.

That's what planes do.

They're hovering, though.

How would he know?

He's been on a plane since 95.

The first kind

since we haven't made any contact, but what's that?

Light is happening.

That sounds like someone talking.

Yeah, I heard people talking, too.

Look at you on my camera.

You don't have to go look like you're sitting here to see who's talking.

I'm like, oh my god, he is a pussy.

No, up there, that's the light.

Like right next to

One one behind the other.

One's flashing like crazy, and the other one's not.

Okay.

You see the second one now?

It almost looks like a spotlight, doesn't it?

The video is that's

red and white, and it just looks like white on my monitor.

There's some before.

Might be fireworks.

How do you make something go viral?

Again.

You're giving them every single thing that they're like, wow, he just served it up to us.

He wants money.

He wants it to go viral.

How do you go viral?

They're like, oh, well, it's very simple.

In 2018, are these not the things that people think about when they capture raw footage?

Of bullshit, though.

But aliens.

You're like fat chicks buying all the cupcakes.

Who's controlling your social media right now?

Yeah.

Are you telling me you don't think that is a natural reaction to capturing something amazing on video?

They're like, well, how do we make it go viral?

I am saying that.

Not in the moment where it's like, quick, Google, how to make something go viral.

It's like you're still recording it.

Well, I knew I had something spectacular.

I knew that it was going to happen, even if I didn't want it to.

It's going to happen.

Against your will.

I think your video is going viral.

Wow.

There's a little bit more, right?

Just post it and likes what you're doing.

What was that?

Somebody swatted us.

Now it's just a black screen.

Do any of your daughters have footage on their phone?

There's like all the lines.

I would like to see that footage.

Why?

Because I assume they know how to handle a camera.

It's on the fucking...

Like 90% of the time, it's on the ground.

Yeah.

Look at that one.

It's like, that's a plane, Dead.

It's like large chunks.

What's wrong with the footage?

Large chunks of it aren't even pointed at anything.

Yeah, we've been watching a black screen for a good 10 seconds now.

That's the sky.

But there's nothing in it.

Right, because

it's not picking up every single one.

For some reason, it's not picking up all of them.

It's only picking up.

The human eye sees more than

my camera.

Let it play a little bit more.

Tell me.

His Gen 2 iPhone.

That's 1.3 megapixels.

It's like a wheel.

Like a circular wheel.

That was the banister of his house.

That's rare.

Like his porch.

One just people.

What is that?

How do we make this shit go viral?

And since you move it so much, it just doesn't stay in focus.

It's like.

The green screen came back.

It looks like a general preview approved for all audiences.

They

But why do you keep moving it like that?

I'm trying to find them.

They might be on the ground.

That one's not blinking, though.

It's just moving very like slowly ceiling.

Okay.

Now we see it.

Yeah.

Okay.

And it's blinking.

And you don't.

Why do you feel that's not a plane?

Because it didn't move for a good minute to two minutes.

It just stayed st stationary.

stationary.

Also, how it's moving now is not.

Well, I think that's what I'm saying.

I think that's Walt's.

Walt's shitty camera work.

Two right three right above us?

Three.

You think my kid's lying with it?

One's a star.

Never mind.

Not lying, no.

Look, you can see it.

Yeah, you can definitely see it.

It does look like a plane, like that flashing, but the movement doesn't look like it.

Wow.

Yeah.

Kind of hard to see.

No, what made you how, like, was it still going even after you recorded the footage, Walt?

What's this?

This is better footage.

I don't know what the fuck.

The Declan cut sucks.

The government.

Okay.

Now you believe.

Look at that.

Yeah,

that is better than that.

I don't know why Declan chose to go with the worst footage.

Because whatever I'm looking at now is relatively steady and

definitely flickering in an odd way.

And is way brighter than a plane would be.

Right?

Yes, that is for sure.

Well, one of the theories was that it could be a drone, you're saying, because it's right next to Earl Naval Base.

So something...

in that airspace would definitely be flagged, right?

Yeah.

But 12 of them went once, and they were all doing this gigantic perimeter.

They would just go through like almost like a the same rotation.

At one point, six of them in a straight line across the bay.

You sure you weren't at a Blue Angel show?

Now, you, what is your theory on it?

You feel that these are UFOs.

But look at that right there.

Look at it.

You could really see it right there.

It's not a plane.

All right?

You could see that.

Yeah.

Okay, and what are those?

That's the ground.

That's the city.

That's like the horizon.

That's the UFO.

Well, I mean, I'm interested to see what everybody at home thinks.

What are they going to be?

Tell me.

They weren't there.

No, but neither was I.

So, what do you think after watching the video?

Well, I wasn't there.

I know, but after watching the videos, what is your

yeah,

you know, I couldn't get my bra, you know, my girls.

Would my would Caitlin come out at 11 o'clock at night and be like, and be scared?

The only reason she would come out would be to be like, you're fucking retarded.

And this is bullshit.

Why am I out here?

So, yeah, I believe that Caitlin being

scared and hanging in and being like, this is crazy.

Yeah, I believe that.

Yeah.

Well, I can believe that too.

Yeah.

But now the thing.

Were you three in agreement on what you

had no idea what it was?

No.

I didn't want to say it was aliens because I don't want to scare them.

But it's aliens.

They're not aware of aliens.

No, because I didn't want them to go have to try to go to sleep that night now.

Right.

Now, so you don't tell that aliens are watching them through the window.

No, no.

And they're probably going to be wearing my pants

while they're watching.

No.

This is the kid I'm supposed to explain a period to.

Yeah.

Now,

how long did you guys talk about it afterwards?

Did you tell them that, like, I always knew one day?

No, I didn't tell them that stuff.

I told

my oldest daughter started a job, a summer job,

the day before, on Monday.

This happened on a Tuesday.

I told her, do not talk about this at the job.

Don't mention that you saw anything last night.

Unless somebody says they saw it, then you could say you saw it.

But don't be the first one that says you saw it.

I don't want to put her in the middle.

I do do not want to be a pioneer, be a follower like Michael Bry.

Ever tell you about close encounters?

I'm capable of handling the

shit that's going to come my way.

What do you hear by the fucking shakiness in your voice?

Protect me, girls.

Who was that?

I don't want to look anymore.

I want to look anymore.

We have a nice deck, don't we?

What's on the radio?

But

she's not mature enough to handle the people who are are going to call her a crackpot.

I don't bring it on.

I don't care if they call me a crackpot.

Yeah.

Yeah, you don't want to expose them to them.

No, no.

Wow.

Okay, so what time was this last night?

Between 10 and okay, I know what time it finally stopped.

I was going to say, did you guys walk away from it?

We finally walked away from it.

She had to get up early for work.

Fuck these UF folks.

And

I had to get some work done for Metro.

And I said, I can't keep watching.

It's just doing the same thing over and over again.

My daughter's like, we can't go to bed.

We can't.

And I'm like, well, all right, let's go inside and at least watch it from your rooms.

And finally, around one o'clock, my Alicia texted me and said, it's gone.

They stopped.

So from, I noticed it at 10, and it was done by 1.

Wait a minute.

Wait.

Wait a minute.

Hold on.

You thought that there was alienation.

It's a question about my story, I've asked you.

You feel they were aliens.

I feel they were.

I feel this was the moment that

has been building since I was a child.

Yet, somehow, you were still able to be like, I got to go inside and get some work done on a comic book instead of staying out there glued to the fucking skies to see what was going to happen.

Because you said you thought you would eventually have a misencount of a third kind, so this could have been the moment.

But I got to be me because that's why they're coming after me.

Okay.

I have to still remain true.

I seen it.

If they're going to contact me, now they've got to come to go a little bit further than that.

I mean, I stayed out there for over an hour.

So he's going to serve myself up to him.

So you're playing hard to get?

Keep being coy.

I'm being honest with you.

If that's why they're coming for me,

it's because

that's who I am.

That's why they're seeking me.

Because

that's got to be the only reason why.

It's not, like I said, it's not because I'm super smart.

It's not because I'm some sort of physical specimen.

It's because of my POV, the way I act, the way I think.

Your reluctance to engage in anything new.

I mean,

is it a coincidence that I'm a white male?

That

I have an

incredibly limited palate.

I have an incredibly limited,

like, I mean, mundane is on the definition of mundane in dictionary, right?

So the aliens are like, let's study this boring fuck.

I don't understand.

I don't know what your point is.

Why?

Because I think

a lifetime of mundane existence can only handle what's probably going to happen when I come meet them.

So that's counterintuitive, though.

So somebody who's done it all, every sex position, every drug, every this, every that.

Like aliens would be like, fucking all right.

That's what I fucking need.

I'll get a fucking alien.

Rather than.

It's different.

Because

they live this life that now they won't be able to handle.

If you lived too much of a crazy existence, you're not going to be able to handle something on this level.

That's how I theorize why.

You're not going to be able to handle

the unknown if all you did was chase every aspect of what's out there.

Whereas, if everything is unknown, then you're used to it.

Somehow

you're better suited.

You know, it agrees with that article that I found at the very end where that said,

I didn't handle this shit for the most part.

Wow.

I just think that, like, if I don't remain exactly how

I should act,

I will not make contact in that one eventually.

But I should act how I would act.

Even an alien doesn't impress me enough to stay out there for a couple hours.

Right, but that's what I'm saying.

So if the aliens were like, well, we want to have first contact with you, but

you've got to be in Minnesota.

You're not going to go.

I won't.

Right.

So if they know, and so they know that going in,

then maybe they better look for somebody else then if that's if they want me to go to Minnesota.

Welcome then.

The aliens, right?

I mean, really, if you want to talk to me,

then it's on my terms.

Stalwart, I'll say that much.

I don't know what to say to any of it because

a lot of theories out there.

Again, these are just theories.

They're just

how I

compartmentalize.

So you would not go to Minnesota to meet an alien.

That's not how you say it.

How do I say it?

Compartmentalize.

That's how I deal with what I was faced with last night.

I'm not going to change it.

Turning your back on it.

Oh, fuck it.

We're going to be rich.

What do I want to be?

All right, I'm going to go viral, bitches.

Why, you would have stayed out until they disappeared?

I mean, if I thought there were aliens in the the sky, I'd want to talk to you.

Yeah, most likely.

You thought for the past at least 40 years, maybe 45, that aliens would eventually want to talk to you.

There's some UFOs.

You watch them for a bit, and then you're like,

maybe next time, guys.

Not a bit.

It wasn't like a bit.

It was

hours.

But if I thought I saw anything of that caliber, I would stay and watch.

I did.

But I just, I had other stuff to do.

I had other things I had to take care of.

Got to do me.

And I can't argue with that.

I can't.

And me is stamp indifference.

There's no way to argue.

It doesn't feel right, but I can't argue with it.

But how it's right, even though, yeah, like everything points to, like, I should be able to argue this, but

if I'm to go on

the

assumption that I'm right about all this stuff, let's do that.

Then I cannot change how I operate or else they're not going to be interested in me anymore.

I think that's a lesson lesson for life.

Really?

And other life, too, maybe.

A lesson.

So, but wait, if they want you to come on the UFO, you won't go on a plane.

Do you trust a UFO?

I'm going to tell, yes.

I will see.

All right, so you're not impressed that I didn't stay out there all night?

Well, it's not a matter of impressing on it.

It's just curious.

It's a curious fact.

But I will.

Okay, then I'm about to blow you away.

If they were like.

You're not on a flying saucer.

No, no, no.

If they wanted me.

It's all like the side of his face is burned red.

I was going to ask about that.

I'm just making mounds out of me.

If they invited me on the saucer or on the horseshoe,

I would accept the invitation.

I would go on a spaceship with

an alien.

But if Close Encounters is true, you're going to come back the same age and your kids will be older than you, right?

That'd be interesting.

Yeah, I'd say so.

That would be a trippy, but I didn't, but like, I'm only gone for a minute.

Yeah.

I'm okay with that.

You come back and they're 60 and you're 50.

That's a lot of time to miss.

That's a lot of time.

Yeah, but you're just making this up.

This is not how it's going to go down.

Oh, sorry.

You're just throwing shit on there and trying to make it.

I'm going to make it to my story.

Turned out Maddie Laporte was 75 when she came back.

So that, yeah, I mean,

what do you think, Josh?

Now, as somebody who's like these two.

Somebody who could get kicked out of the store very easily.

What is this?

Somebody.

You've listened at home, Steve Dave?

Yeah.

How religious?

Since the first episode.

Oh, so you still keep up to it?

Yeah.

Every week?

Yeah.

Wow.

As a longtime listener, what do you think of the footage and the theories that were brought out tonight on Overkill?

Not about the fictitious article that Brian wrote.

We don't need any

ponderings on that.

Let's focus all the attention on what really happened.

How to approach this.

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

Be honest and be truthful.

Be you if you ever want to meet an A man.

Yeah.

I will respect that more than if I don't want to hear a yes man.

Even though, get him, don't take that advice.

Just be a fucking yes man.

Yeah, from the hours of 11 to 6.

Yes.

That's the only word you need to know.

If you want to poo-poo theories on your time when I'm not around, go to town, get them.

All right, Josh, go ahead.

Okay, so

the footage was a little rough because it was really shaky.

Okay, I admit, and I told you why.

Yeah.

You understand why?

I was nervous.

I have to humiliate.

I have to put on a brave face.

You have children, right?

Yeah.

How many children?

Six and three.

Two.

Two kids, six and three.

Age sexes?

Six-year-old boy, three-year-old girl.

So you have a girl?

Wow, I can't believe how hateful this table just became.

Boy and girl.

Oh, my God.

You know how.

You identified them that way?

Yeah.

At birth?

You didn't give them the fucking choice?

You know how important it is to show your daughter that daddy's the bravest man on the planet, right?

Yeah.

Okay, so you know.

No, I don't.

Can you please tell me how to do it?

You've got to keep that.

You've got to keep it under control, and you've got to keep it light.

That's why I was making a couple jokes

in there to lighten the levity.

But inside.

We're going to go viral.

Ha ha.

Right, girls?

But inside, you know,

my mind's going, well, what if they come down and invite me and the girls see it?

I don't know if that's going to traumatize.

Those girls that don't have a plus two

to stay here.

Better be back in 70 years.

So that may be why my arms were a little jumpy.

Yeah.

Okay.

So take that in consideration before you say anything else about the

negative especially.

Well, now, like, like Q, I would really be interested to see the girls' footage.

That's a lot like the footage that's on my phone.

Okay.

Good footage.

The footage that Declan

gets the good footage.

i purged that from the system

i thought you wanted shots of the railing the ground

and green screens

the green screens

now the green screens what happened as i was

As I was videotaping, as I was recording.

I don't know why it happened.

They're like just green, green outs, it looks like.

It looks like, yeah, just like a quick digital, like Digi almost.

Yeah, now I chalk that up to interference from the unidentified objects.

Oh, you think they're trying to shut yourself?

Jam, jam my shit.

Jam your signal?

Yeah.

They figured out that technology to jam you for one second.

They jammed them up.

They really nailed that.

Yeah.

Like, shit, we've got six minutes.

We got for two seconds.

Go ahead, Josh.

There was actually one really interesting part where the one was hovering and the other one flew right past it very quickly.

Yeah, that's the money shot in the UFO technology.

That originated with UFO, huh?

That's the shit that gets you paid.

It's hard to disprove that, right?

Yeah.

It's going to be almost virtually impossible for anybody to be like to explain how that could have been faked.

Right?

Because it wasn't fake.

I mean, didn't fucking debunk Yuri Geller, who's bending spoons.

Yeah, but it was all a shtick, though.

Nobody can bend a spoon.

Right, I agree.

Okay.

At least we're in agreement on that.

Yeah.

I never said they weren't UFOs.

All right, so that was the interesting aspect.

Only one was interesting?

That was was the most interesting aspect.

I mean, some of the other shots where it got clear, and when it was blinking, and you could clearly see it blinking, it did look more like an airplane to me.

I can tell you it was not an airplane.

The motion, it was going like this.

Yeah, that may have been me, though.

We think.

Oh, no, no.

No, it may have been me, like, just like

holding on to, like, holding on to dear sanity.

Sanity?

Yeah.

God, get a tripod.

We're not rich yet.

Next time, after we saw this footage.

Are you able to say

that you can you discount anything I said tonight, though?

No.

Good.

All right.

Is there anything else then?

Wow.

I'll rest my case.

Are we dumb?

Brian?

Yeah, really.

No, I think it's interesting.

I would like to.

When I get home, I'm going to watch it a little bit.

Go watch the Declan cut.

Okay, well I have the things that you said yesterday the things that you sent yeah, those are really interesting.

Okay raw footage.

You know me life's gonna be abbreviated because all of my sicknesses and now you're not even gonna watch the footage I worked so hard on

My existence has been truncated

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, I'm gonna watch it tonight

Wow.

I mean I can't wait to hear what the ants think about this.

I'm sure there'll be some.

There's some ants out there that are going to be

cynical.

Yeah.

And

does,

let me ask the table.

Let me throw this out because it's important.

Does proof of alien life

confirm the existence of God?

No.

No.

Zoom.

Why?

There's no right or reason.

None.

I would not see that coming.

That's right.

I thought we were going for another 20 minutes.

The Zoom, I guess.

Q, you and I are going to be in Hollywood.

Yeah, we are.

July 22nd at 9.30 at the improv.

It's the Space Monkeys?

Space Monkeys Actions.

Live Space Monkeys.

Yes.

It's been a while, right?

It's been so.

Well, the last one was at Rob Bruce's show.

Okay.

Was that a

sanctioned?

No, it's kind of a pop-up thing we decided to do at the zero hour.

Yeah, that we'll probably never do again.

Yeah, probably not.

But this is

regular, it was a rough setup.

This will be a little bit...

We got thrown off the stage because a fucking band was coming up.

A high school band

was like, we were promised time.

And Rob Bruce is like, I don't know what to do.

But guys,

they got to play.

Yeah.

What can you do?

All right.

So, yeah, if you are, okay, so if you are, what is this?

I'm sorry.

There's a, what is this?

It's after Comic-Con.

The Bullet Ant.

It's after Comic-Con.

It's in L.A.

I think it's on,

is it on Melrose?

The improv?

I believe it's on Melrose.

If you go to the improv website.

Fire Ants and Bullet Ants.

Space Monkeys will be live at the Hollywood Improv on July 22nd at 9.30 p.m.

Tickets are going to be available for Fire Ants and Bullet ants exclusively for 24 hours, and then it's going to be open to everyone.

Okay.

So they're going to get early access to buy tickets if you live in L.A.

or the LA area.

Okay, great.

And then after that, anyone else?

And we're going to probably have some special guests, I imagine.

We usually do.

You're in L.A.

I already lined up Jogato.

Joe Gatto's coming?

Jogato.

That's a get.

And that was just one, that was just the first ask.

But yeah, there'll be some fun people there.

We'll get some people there.

It'll be a whole thing.

It's going to be a lot.

That's the beauty of Space Monkeys, man.

Anybody can show up.

You don't know.

You don't know?

It's like the Defenders.

That's right.

Is that what the Defenders are?

Anybody comes in and out, and no matter who comes in or out, it still remains Space Monkeys.

I love it.

Yeah, it's going to be good.

And Space Monkeys, usually you guys get a lot more raw.

Right.

Is that the case?

Yeah, you guys can really

home crunches, and it's pretty

raw.

Yeah, we use all sorts of terms that are unacceptable

that have been for some time.

You guys recording it?

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, good.

Yeah, so if you're a Patreon person.

Oh, you'll hear it.

You're going to hear it.

Don't let that dissuade you from going to the private LA.

Better than be there.

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah.

We might have some visuals.

Who knows?

What do you mean?

I don't know.

Maybe we'll have a screen behind us.

We want to show some pictures.

You guys should get a banner.

Pictures of what?

A banner?

Yeah, we're going to show you the fucking hour and a half cut of malt footage.

Director's cut.

Like a band does.

We don't even know if we're getting paid for this.

We're going to go fucking.

Yeah, I can't be 100% sure that

we're not going to be in the hole after this.

No one'll tell me because I didn't ask.

Yeah, so July 27th.

We should be doing a show with Ming, too.

Doing a show with Ming on what date?

What's that date?

Where?

That is down in San Diego.

Unfortunately, you won't be there.

You're too busy.

You're selling out stadiums, Petco, and shit.

Whoa, what night are you doing it?

It's Thursday.

Thursday the 19th, I will say that.

Would that be a Space Monkeys 2 since anybody can join, or is that not a Space Monkey 2?

No, Space Monkeys has to be Q and I.

And anybody else's position.

What do you guys call the

Ming and Bri?

This one we called Fat Man and Little Boy.

Okay.

All right, pretty cool.

I like that.

It's a little,

not literally PC in 2018, but, you know, that's the way you roll.

Because we're fat and little, or because the bombs blow up a bunch of Japanese people?

Yeah, I would think so.

I would think the latter.

Don't fucking attack us then.

You want to get vaporized?

Don't fucking attack us.

I mean, it's simple.

It really kind of is.

That's on you, Japan.

Look, cut the shit, and your fucking shadows won't be etched into cement.

You guys act it out.

You're really going to get the current.

You're going to rally.

Act it out to come out.

Listen, I got Japanese family members.

I look at them with love, but I don't forget.

Maybe not.

How would I forget?

You know what I fucking recently found out?

What's that?

This has changed my fucking attitude towards Haiti.

Haiti?

Yeah.

In the Revolutionary War.

They got aged at.

In the Revolutionary War, because now I've moved on to a book about George Washington

that the British hired Haitian soldiers, and much of their army was Haitian mercenaries that they hired.

And George Washington and the British would operate by rules, kind of rules of war, like gentlemanly.

The Haitians would fucking slaughter and kill everybody in front of each other.

So much so that the British were even like, whoa, dudes, calm down.

But when you see the way they acted back then, it's like they would have a line of people and people just shoot.

And if you got hit, you're fucked.

And then it was the other guy's turn.

That to me is insane.

I would rather be a Haitian hacking people apart and shit.

Yeah, but I mean,

but But they were like, I don't know if they gave him AIDS.

Was that the secret weapon and fucking Revolutionary War?

Yeah, I know.

But I'll tell you why.

Let's convince him to fuck some monkeys.

Kind of got him in for the Haitians.

Really?

That's a long time ago, Q.

You might want to like.

You know, this motherfucker can hold a grudge.

He's the best at it.

I got a grudge against the Haitians, man.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

Anything they can do, maybe like the president of Haiti, makes a public apology to Brian Quinn personally.

Yes, then I will forgive.

I'll provide television.

Just a higher up.

He's got to, you know, do a little.

I want a written letter.

You want to, you know, the pomp and circumstance.

I think we're old one, you don't think?

I don't know.

It's such a long time ago.

I think that, you know, I think that we've everybody still complained that we took the fucking land from the Indians, and that was before that, and that wasn't even us, that was the British

space monkeys, people.

Come out and support this.

Yeah.

You're going to love it.

This is what we're going to talk about in fucking L.A.

I want, I'm going to say, we're storming around the stage.

Guido can't get a word in edgewise.

Guyo's like off stage.

Ducks out.

You hear the alarm go when he comes up through talking about it.

America does something.

We've got to hear about it for fucking ever.

But the Haitians just got a fucking free pass.

If you look into slavery, oh my God, like

Brazil, like anywhere like Jamaica.

I ain't touching slavery.

Nowhere.

It was bad, though.

Like the countries that don't catch shit for like the sugar plantations, like that weren't in America.

Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

Oh my god.

I mean, look.

It's awful.

Way more slaves than America ever had.

I get it.

But nobody says anything.

They don't care.

Well, look.

Until 1776.

Yeah.

Everybody in the United States.

Yeah.

Who shouldn't be.

Everybody.

everybody in the United States.

We're talking about this offline.

We're British citizens.

I'll keep this for

British citizens.

Wasn't even America.

Oh, we were British.

We all were British citizens.

The British were the ones that came and slaughtered the Indians.

The British were the ones that did all that shit.

Well, the British are making up for it now by letting all the migrants move in and outlawing knives.

Hey, man, that's fine.

Let them go for it.

I'm just saying that it was the British who did all that fucked up shit.

That's all.

Renocence.

My family was in Italy and Ireland.

I had nothing to do with any of them.

My family was likely indentured servants at that point.

My name is Paul, and this is between y'all.

Space buggies.

That's so stupid.

Just writing off decades, like centuries of human atrocities.

None of my concern.

With a catch where you said, most people would be like, What does that mean?

What are you talking about?

Where did that come from?

His name's not Paul.

Did you make that up?

No, that was from a movie.

I can't even fucking remember which one.

Hold on, I'll look it up.

It was fuck.

Yeah, it's on the tip of my fucking tongue.

It's Paul Fiction.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

That's a pretty big movie.

It's a bartender.

It's a bartender.

Yeah, yeah, Paul Fiction.

What's his name?

Is

Bruce Willis?

Why won't the snowflakes just accept that?

They just get this is between y'all.

I don't know how to break it down anymore.

I live in New York City, man.

It always fucking breaks liberal.

Liberal?

Mostly.

As long as you're not lecturing.

I caught a lecture on Twitter today.

From who?

Some guy.

Because of the fucking pussymelter thing.

He's like, you know, you're not rock and roll.

You're not rebels.

You're old white guys.

And nobody cares what you think, basically.

To which I accused him of being sexist, ageist, and racist.

You can't say old white guy.

Sure,

you can say it, but it's a thousand times worse than the N-word.

That's your official stance.

My name's Paul.

You're that out of touch.

Like, I don't think he's joking.

I don't think he's okay.

Like, he never said he was joking.

He just,

I don't know.

On the follow-up.

What the fuck happened?

I only have 216 followers.

It was 90,000 last night.

I bet you was that fucking UFO shit.

None whatsoever.

Oh, his stomach hurts.

Oh, God.

When heroes become villains,

prison life of crime.

Faith in your convictions

rots away over time.

My body begins burning,

both my lungs move.

The bones of all my yearning

laid out at that good extent.

You never talked about goodbye.

You never asked about heart testing left tonight.

The fire crept up slowly,

weakening my heart.

My prayers for those unholy

couldn't stop your backups.

A match was made in heaven.

A deal was made in hell.

Hannah, Zachara, fight some brothers.

I lost part of myself.

We never talked about goodbye.

You never asked about our death and after life.

For all we've suddenly said goodbye.

No, that's a moon through.

For all you've done, I say goodbye.

Into the flaves I sent you.

We never talked about you.

You never asked about our death and after life.

But all this undone, say goodbye.

For all you've done is say goodbye into the flags I send you.

Okay, here's another one.

He's super bright.

Just say her one night if you have those.

He's getting brighter.

You see what I just got?

You can see how bright it is on my camera.

Yeah.

He's the brightest one we've seen so far.

Yeah, definitely.

By far.

By far, that's definitely the bright one of the brightest.

That's so strange.

It looks like he's coming right at our house.

To the human eye.

I think there's other people on the street now starting to notice, and they're out watching because it's truly

unexplainable.

Some of this guy over here.

Okay, now it turns.

I definitely think there's people like, what is that?

Oh, it's raining.

It's moving.

Oh, wait, so now it's moving?

Yep, it's moving towards the left as it always has.

Oh, my god, I'm getting unbelievable footage right now.

Are you?

It's crazy.

Look at it, Kate, through the lens.

I can't.

I can't.

Oh, wait, what is that?

It's going so fast I have to move my arm.

Yeah, that was going to do the same thing.

I got it now.

I got it.

Oh, man.

There's one up there, too.

This footage is going to make us us rich.

It's almost like, look at that.

Look at it.

It's going through.

If you guys could see him like, go look through my monitor.

That's what it's doing.

That's what's my monitor.

That's what it's doing.

There's one going the opposite direction of this one.

There's one still over by the tower.

There's one moving from the tower.

Oh, yeah.

You can see the pulse now.

It's red, white, red, white.

It's

really crystal clear.

But where'd the bright one go?

Is that the crystal one?

That's the bright one.

That's so weird.

Why would it do that?

I don't know.

But then once it gets right above us, you can hear it like a plane when you couldn't before.

That's so strange.

Oh my god, there's three of them.

There's something.

What do you mean you couldn't hear it before?

I couldn't hear any noises until the bottom.

I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out,

I'm out.

That's

it, that's it.

It beeps.

It beeps.

Alright, well I I we just got back from ice cream.

We were able to still see these flying things even as we were getting ice cream.

I don't know if they're following us

or it's just coincidence.

Okay, um

actually

here.

Open the window, Josh.

See, now it looks like it's going a different way.

Alright, now, as you could see, I want to document this.

What's today's date, guys?

July 9th, July 10th.

July 10th.

July 10th.

2018.

I guess this would be

an encounter of

the first kind

since we haven't made any contact, but what's that?

That sounds like someone talking.

Yeah, I heard people talking, too.

But look, look at doing my camera, Kate.

They're coming close to each other.

So strange.

Yeah, they're gonna pass right in front of each other.

If they just passed each other, like right next to each other.

One went behind the other.

One's flashing like crazy and the other one.

The other one just looks like a s like a moving star.

Now, it what you what you can't see on the video is that it's flashing red and white, as this looks like white on my monitor.

There's some uh before

made us go viral.

I know

How do you make something go viral?

What is it?

How do you do it?

Post it.

Like, just post it and like who do you?

What was that?

Looks like...

Do you see those four in a line?

There's four.

Yeah.

That's weird.

Let me see if I can, like, maybe pick it up.

Two, three.

You can barely see it, but like...

It's like all in the line, too.

That's so weird.

They're all like together.

Over there.

It looks like

it's

like a wheel.

Like a circular wheel.

See, two smaller.

And it pulsates red and white.

One just passed in front of the other one.

There's got to be like ten of them up there.

And they're just all just circling over like

a ten mile radius.

You see one right in between these two?

Yeah, I could see it.

But that one, see up there, right there, it's moving fast.

Yeah.

And they keep changing directions.

I don't know if that, or if I'm just looking at different ones.

They just change directions so quickly that you can't, you lose track of which one was which, because they all look exactly the same.

That one's not blinking, though.

It's just moving very

slowly.

See, like the one coming towards us?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's definitely moving, huh?

It's definitely moving.

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