#368: King Me!

Getting pretty political in here.

Is it fucking alright with everyone?

Holy shit.

You're an idiot.

She's really awesome.

You're an idiot.

You fucking made a video and put it on the internet.

Oh, really?

What's the difference?

What's the fucking difference?

I want to know the difference between this

with a hand and like, sit, Cooper.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve, Dave.

I hear there are several complaints.

Walt, you've been fielding them all week long.

Front lines, as usual.

None in person.

I must say that.

No one has the balls to come into the stash and say anything derogatory about you.

Oh, it's just about Brian?

It's not about the whole show.

Oh, it's just about Brian.

Oh, all right.

You're a nickel.

Really?

A lot of if you can remain a non-profit.

They will tell you how bad you suck and how much they hate you.

Oh, yeah.

But not to, but nobody has, as of yet, a listener has not come in to make that claim in person.

It'll happen, though.

Will it?

It'll happen.

I'll be so upset.

If you continue on the course you're going on, it'll happen.

Well, I'm not sure what people are mad about, but one of the things you said was blackface.

No, no, it wasn't.

You used to be Teflon.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

I interrupted.

Go.

Let's kick it to me.

It wasn't one specific thing.

It's just the overall tone of your,

tone overall.

It's just

too real?

Rawson real.

It's just, I guess it's too raw, it's too raw, and it's too angry, and it's too,

I don't know, it's just very, a lot of people, but they guys are in the form of concern, though.

They want you to get therapy.

They want you to get

into some sort of structured

one-on-one with maybe

with a psychiatrist or something.

Oh, fuck them.

Fuck them.

Why don't you worry about yourselves, assholes?

Why don't you worry about what's going on in your life, not my life?

Well, we're concerned for Brian.

Let's fucking get him some therapy.

Well, they didn't say let's get him some therapy.

He should get some therapy.

Here's what he should do.

There's a problem with this fucking country.

Everybody's worrying about what somebody else should do.

Don't worry about me.

I already got it fucking figured out.

Thanks to Emma Birch.

They care about you, though.

That's the thing, though.

You

always have to step aside and realize they wouldn't write in if they didn't care.

They want to see a happy.

Yeah.

Brian Johnson.

That's what they're into.

Because I thought you were saying it was just the Blackface joke about you going to see Black Panther, and I was going to neutralize it with Wabzi messaged me, official Telington Dave Muslim, and said that he thought it was funny.

He was cracking up.

But Blackface is a Muslim thing.

But he's a black guy.

Oh, Oh, Wobsy's black as well.

Yeah.

Oh, so you got two checks.

Okay, how much?

Oh, now a man turned to a bunch of fucking snowflakes on email.

Snowflakes?

Yeah.

Hold on, pizza's here.

We're having a pizza.

How many was it?

How many of those emails were Lagondo?

And he said, on yours, you got to take the whole bumper off.

I know.

So you took Walt's whole bumper off?

No, he was able to get his hands in there.

You want the bump?

Other hands.

Oh, you haven't been there.

It's been a dry spell.

As if that was the reason.

Even before the breakup, I was gone.

Even before the breakup.

That's maybe why, you know.

Yeah, she's like, you better lump up, motherfucker, otherwise I'm moving on.

There you go.

Why would Sunday Jeff appreciate it?

Because he works for cars.

Yeah, for 25 years.

Do you think he wants to hear like religion shit?

I think that if you're into cars and you're into like

mechanics and stuff,

you're in it for life.

You don't just lose interest in it.

Just one day.

One day.

Yeah, you just don't one day wake up and be like, I don't want to talk about cars no more.

There's something so great about pizza and beer.

You want a beer, by the way?

I wish I wish I don't like beer.

I wish I did.

I see a bunch of manly men hanging around like sports bars drinking beer and watching a game.

Yeah, that's how you man up.

I know.

That's it.

No good at it.

Big dick swinging.

Yeah, I just hang out in the bathroom and see who needs to be relieved

during commercial breaks and shit.

All right, where were we?

So we were talking about everyone disliking me, which I'm okay with.

I don't answer to them.

But I was saying that I don't need therapy.

Do you think it's a matter

of because I know when I watch anything anymore and there's even a hint of politics in it, I almost won't watch it anymore.

I will shut it off.

I'll just shut it off.

So do you think that that's what's happening here?

Like, people are like, I just want to listen to some fun, good old Tell him Steve Dave Yucks, and suddenly they're hearing like

our opinions on topics.

PC shit.

Yeah,

if you don't want to see it on TV,

then you have to realize other people probably feel the same way, and they don't want to hear it.

No, it's different, though.

You're actually,

I think, anyway,

you have a direct opinion versus somebody weaving it into a storyline.

I think it's both.

I wouldn't watch anything with anybody giving an opinion on politics today.

Because it's either.

I don't even think I'm giving opinions on politics, though.

I'm giving opinions on, like, sure, shit that it's like, it leads me into, you know what, we may as well talk about it first.

Uh-oh.

You learn something new every day.

All right, well, there you go.

Can't that be considered politics?

I mean, politics from almost 100 years ago.

I don't give a fuck.

I wasn't thinking about that.

I don't want to hear it.

No, no, no, no.

I was saying that I don't think that it would count.

I think it's a safe.

In this instance, it's the first time ever that Hitler's just safe to meet.

Literally, Hitler, Donald Trump.

I don't even mention Trump at all.

Don't even really mention politics.

You understand that when you talk about guns, that's considered.

That falls under the umbrella of politics.

We all talk about guns.

I'm given the opinion that they don't like, which is why they're fucking pissy with me.

I'm sure some people agree with him.

I think people can even agree with you and still don't want to hear it.

I agree with you.

They don't want to hear it.

Just

they hear it all day long.

They hear it on the radio on their drive to work.

They hear it from the middle of the street from you.

So, you know, they want to.

I think TSD is tune in,

escape,

submit,

and sounds like don't buy smirk, Buy a skull.

So what begins with D that would fit that?

Delinquent.

I don't know.

Yeah, buy a skull.

Die a skull.

Distribute.

There you go.

Well,

this reminded me of

because I read on Twitter that somebody was annoyed at.

It was very general, like, political stuff, which I don't think we really talk about that much.

But I think if you don't talk about shit, it becomes normalized, right?

And then suddenly it's like, oh, well, we can't say that word anymore.

Or we can't say this because now suddenly it's hate speech to call somebody a retard or whatever.

Which is fucking absurd.

And there's a guy from Scotland.

And his girlfriend was out.

You probably heard about this.

His girlfriend was always ranting and raving about how cute and adorable her dog was.

So I thought I would turn him into the least cute thing I could think of, which is a Nazi.

So basically, he trained the dog to give the Hitler salute.

There was a guy who got put in jail for that.

That's That's the guy.

That's the guy.

He was convicted of a hate crime in Scotland for doing that.

The video is called grossly offensive.

I'm sorry, which is subjective.

The description of the video as humorous is no magic wand that would absolve him.

The court has taken the freedom of expression into consideration, but the right to freedom of expression also comes with responsibility.

Which is no, that means it comes with a fucking punishment.

Right.

Because you're doing something that you think is funny.

Well, that's a weird statement because then it's the responsibility to only say things that people agree with.

It's getting pretty political in here.

I don't care.

It's fucking all right with everyone.

But I don't care about this.

I don't give a shit.

Well, wait a minute, though.

You will give a shit.

I won't ever give up.

They're fucking hauling you off to jail.

They're never going to haul me off to jail.

I got three more years and no one's ever going to hear from me again.

Ever.

I already reported.

I will not pay taxes, so I don't get listening.

If they want to turn this country into a fucking goddamn evil socialist nightmare, they can.

Go for it.

Because they're not going to do it in the next three, four years.

So by the time they do, all my gold's going to be hoarded in the fucking back.

So I don't give a fuck what the country wants to do anymore.

We're going to be opening up the compound.

Exactly.

I don't give a fuck what anybody wants to do.

Q and I have been talking about a compound probably since, what, late 90s?

Yeah.

A long, long time.

But what about what about this dude, though?

You so you're saying that it that uh Scotland w like overstepped its bounds?

I believe so.

I believe any responsible country oversteps when they say you can't do shit like this.

Why shouldn't you be able to do it?

But there are plenty of laws that are.

Sorry, I keep interrupting you.

I apologize.

Because I think Germany should have that rule.

Germany has

rules about anything displaying a swastika or advocating anything from their past.

There's laws that, like, you can't even sell certain items, like, certain comic books can't be

distributed, what's it called, imported into Germany.

So and it's all basically one nation now.

That's what Europe is just basically one country.

That's what it's going.

I mean, you really are.

I'm sure Scottish people do not want to hear that, that they're the same as Germany.

Well, yeah, I mean,

now you're lumping them in.

Now you're like, oh, you're Costa Rican?

Ah, you're Mexican.

Anything south of Mexico and South is

I don't mean anything.

Wait, what do you mean?

I'm agreeing here.

I don't know where this guy's all over the map.

You know, you're talking about the Union, right?

The European Union.

Yeah, I mean, so

that is the progressive way of making it one big country though.

Oh, isn't that what we need?

Well, how do we

show you?

Who are you to say what Europeans need?

You can't

just in general.

You're saying it should be

one big fucking happy family because everyone gets along so well.

And let's all fucking keep our culture, but at the same time, sort of like

sort of like dilute it by saying like, oh, well, Germany's the same as Scotland, which is the same as Lithuania, which is the same as fucking whatever.

Right?

It's all the same.

So who gives a fuck?

if you want to sit here and be restricted in what you say what you can draw what you can hear what you can see why i mean why why shouldn't there be some restrictions though there has to be some such as yeah like child porn i'm down with the no child porn law but if a dude wants to thinks it's funny to make his pug say sig hell and do a little hitler salute i don't think you should go to jail for it

i don't think the government i mean if you want the government in your life that fucking hardcore that they can come in and put you in jail for saying something or making a video

What about the dog?

What about, you know, like, should you be allowed to train a dog to do something like that?

The man's best friend now.

Yeah, you should.

Hitler had a dog.

Yeah, but you know what I'm getting at, though.

He's just doing this trying to be cute.

So what?

So now try to be cute behind bars, bitch.

Wow.

Wow.

Next thing you know, they're going to come for me.

They're going to be like, oh, he made a heathen.

He had a head tattoo, right?

He made a wall.

No, no.

It could be something even less sinister.

Less sinister than that tattoo.

It's a slippery slope.

That's a head of swastika.

It's not even a real swastika.

Is there anything less sinister than that tattoo?

Oh, geez.

Yeah, now man turned to her.

I think not.

Wow.

But this is, I don't know, man.

This strikes me as dangerous shit.

But if everyone wants me to shut the fuck.

Yes, it's dangerous when they start telling you you can't say things or you can't

film things.

Yeah, you can't train your own dog to do what you want.

You can't do the Hitler salute.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think you should be able to do that anymore.

But a human can do it.

A human can do it.

But Scotland is not fucking Germany.

They had nothing to do with.

They're part of the European Union.

So what?

At the time, they weren't fucking...

What about that guy in America who named his kids after

he's allowed to?

Do you agree that

he should be allowed to do that?

Sure, he should be allowed to do it.

So what about those kids, those innocent kids that have to walk through life with that stain?

He should be allowed to do it, and then the state should be allowed to take them away because he's obviously unfit.

If you're comparing children with fucking dogs.

Yes, I am.

Wow.

I thought you guys wouldn't.

I didn't know you were gay because that's fucking

every gay guy on earth is like, these are my children.

Yeah.

Wait a second.

That's how you feel about my cats.

No, cats, straight guys have cats.

Okay.

They're not our children.

They're our friends.

Our best friends.

They're all we have.

When we go out of this world, it's got to be straight.

It's going to be them eating the carcasses.

No, if you wanted to.

so

a guy can have his children taken away from him, but going to, but throw in jail is too much.

Throwing in jail for naming your kids that?

Yeah, I think so.

I don't think you should go to jail for it unless you're being grossly negligent in other ways.

Should he be hauled in for a psychiatric evaluation?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, I think so.

I mean, no normal person does something like that.

So why is it normal?

Why is it a normal person that should, oh, I have a dog owner?

Should he be called in for a psychic, metapsychic, a psychiatric?

I think he should be given a reading by Miss Cleo.

Should he also have to go under

mental evaluation?

There's a difference between dark humor and irresponsible.

How do you know he did it as a joke?

Because you don't know if it's sensitive.

Of course, he did now.

It was just a joke.

Guys, please don't throw me in jail.

Imagine that.

Imagine him not wanting to get thrown in fucking jail for making a video.

Holy shit.

You're an idiot.

He's really.

You're an idiot.

You fucking made a video and put it on the internet.

You just invited all this horror.

nightmare into your life.

You deserve it.

You deserve it.

Bullshit.

I don't agree.

No, I don't.

Bullshit.

You thought you were so fucking funny.

So what?

Week after week, we're on TV and we think we're so fucking funny.

Yeah, but you know what?

We're not doing anything that's going to offend a whole

producer.

Nothing they use.

There's nothing they use.

There's plenty of lost footage.

You're allowed to say whatever you want in this country.

No, you're not.

No, in this country, sure you are.

You're not allowed to say whatever you want.

But why are you?

I can say whatever I want.

No, you're not.

What can I say?

You can say whatever you want, but

not without horrendous ramifications.

But everybody.

That's the responsibility.

That's where the responsibility

comes in, where you're like, you're allowed to say whatever you want.

But then a bunch of fucking soft pussies are allowed to be like, ooh, that hurt my feelings, Quinn.

Now you're in jail.

Well, there's certain things you can do.

No, you can't yell fire in a crowded physical.

You can't say anything that's going to hurt people, obviously.

What do you mean, hurt people?

Well, if you yell fire in a crowded theater, you can't.

What do you mean physically hurt them?

But mentally, you're allowed to say anything.

No, you can't menace people.

So you're not allowed to say whatever you want.

You're allowed to say whatever you want.

You got to deal with fucking consequences, though.

Right, if you're threatening someone, not if you're

making a cute dog do something that's decidedly uncute.

You can't tell me, I don't believe that threatening someone is on the same thing as having a dog.

You don't think it's threatening

a poor

Jewish kid that goes up to pet that dog and then all of a sudden he puts the paw up on him?

I don't think that happened.

Doesn't matter if it happened or not.

Well, threatening?

No, I don't think it's threatening.

Is it threatening?

Oh, no.

How's that threatening?

What are you talking about?

They would think the dog is waving.

Yeah, you're not Jewish.

You don't understand the.

But how interesting.

On the what definition of threatened is he threatened?

Because he's threatened now by like the very fact that people think it's funny in any way, sense of.

I mean, you're talking about six million people who died.

There's really no 13 million if you're talking about.

Why is it always just the Jews?

What about the gypsies and the Poles and all these other people?

Yeah.

Thank you, Gibbs.

A bunch of homosexuals and their daughters.

But to me, that's a subjective thing, and you can't really regulate that.

Screaming fire at a movie theater is not subjective.

Somebody's going to get hurt if people think there's a fire and they stampede out.

I think you're just triggered by that because you're a fireman.

Whatever.

Somebody yells gun in a movie theater.

People are going to stampede out and get hurt.

Like, that's not subjective.

Like, whether a cute wiener dog doing a Hitler salute, people might run out and get trampled.

I don't know.

They might run to the dog.

I hate the dog.

I don't know.

Was it a wiener dog?

It wasn't a pug.

It was just like a little pug.

Yeah, that's the idea.

The cuter, the dog.

It's not a German Shepherd doing it.

It's a pug.

And that's why the guy was like, it's a cute dog.

I have almost a pug.

I got, you know, a French ball dog.

I can't even imagine my Cooper doing something so hateful.

It would be,

it would be, it would break my heart.

This is when I know he's fucking with us.

Hateful?

It's hateful.

You don't think a dog teaching a dog, the amount of hours that you got to put into training a dog to do anything.

But the dog doing it makes it not hateful.

The dog doesn't hate.

Yeah, the dog is.

The dog's looking for a treat.

Yeah,

if anyone is hateful, it's the person.

I agree that the dog should not be punished as well.

I think he should be in jail.

Like a little striped, like you should be in a cell right next to the guy.

But let me ask you something.

Can I ask you something?

Oh, absolutely.

You will never be thrown in jail for anything you say.

You will never have your...

Nope.

Like, he could get the best.

He's not going to do anything.

It was me in the locker room at the high school.

Why do you care?

Why do you care?

Why do I care?

If this is the world that the next generation wants,

why not let them have it?

It's what they think.

They're working towards it.

Oh, I know, because they're all geniuses.

I really want to put kids in charge of everything.

But that's fine, but if that's the world they want.

Go ahead.

What's the problem?

Because it's still your world.

But you bitch and fucking moan about kids caring about shit that's

not

frivolous.

But

now that they're actually on something that's not frivolous, you still bitch and moan.

Such as?

Changing the world, changing the world for better, gun control.

But you say better.

Yeah,

it's a better world if they could create a world where fucking kids all go to school and get mowed down.

But they're not going to create that.

You don't know that?

You have no idea.

You have no idea if that's got to be done.

You do know that.

You don't know it.

I don't know.

Okay, all right, that's fine.

So let me ask you something.

So if you're already admitting that

their mission is doomed for failure, then what the fuck do you even care?

You already won.

Because I've got nothing to do.

I got to keep going.

Okay, well, that's what's going on then.

Like, if you really get.

It's better keeping up on the pinball tonight.

Well, that's fun.

That's my favorite part of every morning.

No, but if you feel

nothing they do is going to fucking succeed anyway, then just sit back.

What are you all worked up for?

Let the kids do it.

Some shit.

See it at all.

Put them in the camera.

So then you can sit up on your fucking high horse and laugh all the way.

I will be there.

I will be yelling fire.

I'll ride that horse to a crowded theater and yell fire.

I'll yell gun.

I'll be like hot meaner hot dog.

You're going to get a lot of emails this week, too.

I kind of of agree with Brian.

I kind of agree with Brian because you know what it is?

Now, look.

All right.

Okay, go ahead and get them.

You have a mic reaper position.

Tell us why.

I feel like every time something like this happened, it just slowly chips away at the freedoms and the rights.

Can you give me an example?

Well,

I went off

to Walt the other day about.

Can you give me a succinct example?

Did you?

Have you heard about the uproar with the new Heineken commercial?

Yes.

I could not understand it one bit.

What freedom was chipped away by that?

But it's because one person on Twitter gets upset, they remove this whole infrequent.

Would freedom was chipped away by that.

It's freedom of expression.

Yeah.

There you go.

Why?

They put it out.

They voluntarily pulled the ad.

Nope.

They didn't.

They didn't.

Oh, shit, he's spasm again.

They voluntarily.

And the government didn't tell them you have to pull that ad.

They voluntarily pulled it because they didn't.

But I think it's giving a voice that

you don't like, but who gives a shit if you don't fucking like it?

Two fucking fans.

I do.

You don't like it.

But then just because other people didn't like the ad, they pulled it.

It's

understanding.

A couple of 16-year-olds don't like what you're saying.

Maybe you can still buy Heineken.

You can still buy Heineken.

But meanwhile, there's people at that ad agency who had no intention of it being considered racist at all.

You don't know what their intentions were.

Heineken has put out a lot of progressive ads over the years.

You have not said a single thing about anybody's rights getting chipped away yet.

I'm still waiting for that example.

It's starting at.

Is it the slippery slope, Giddam?

Yeah, it is a slippery slope.

It's the slippery slope.

Can I see an example of a slippery slope?

This, for example.

I think this story is a good example.

I think it's not.

That's not Scotland.

That's not a country.

Right, but how far away are we with all the bullshit that's pretty fucking far away?

I don't know.

I don't know, man.

All right,

what about Owen?

We went and saw Owen this weekend.

Yeah, there's a guy who's a guy's fucking crowd.

crowd all right but he he has gotten his he's had his dates canceled because he said something i happen to agree with which is like i don't know if he should be giving three-year-old kids hormones that's i agree with that as well irresponsible even more irresponsible than naming your kid hitler i 100 agree with that but Owen still performed.

Owen is gaining a massive following, and Owen is out there every week as a working comedian.

None of his rights have been shipped.

Because Owen's Owen.

But what if Owen wasn't Owen?

What if Owen's some fucking guy who said something or made a video?

Like, this is talking about the video.

This is the kind of fucking ridiculousness that you're dealing with, all right?

I don't know how to fucking pronounce the first name, but it's the director of Scottish Council of Jewish Communities.

You're only doing Scotland stories now?

This is the same story.

Oh, okay.

Scotland news.

Yeah.

Blad news.

I love Kristen Guy from the tilted cute.

My immediate reaction is that there's a clear distinction to be made between an offhand remark and the amount of effort that is required to train a dog like that.

I said that.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, genius.

I actually feel sorry for the dog.

You said that.

Yeah, because the dog knows what the fuck he's doing.

You're going to take a dog's feelings into account.

Like, oh, that poor dog.

He was made to be aware of that.

Can a dog feel pain?

Can a dog feel sadness?

Prick a dog does not bleed.

Can a dog feel joy?

Can a dog be anti-Semitic?

I don't think so, unless you're teaching him to attack people that are like clearly like Orthodox Jews or something.

The little fucking hand sign is no different than you teaching your dog to sit down.

A fucking dog doesn't know the difference.

Oh, really?

What's the difference?

What's the fucking difference?

I want to know the difference between this

with a hand and like, sit, Cooper.

During World War II, was there like a history of dogs doing the salute and then like chewing, chopping down on people?

If you don't know the difference, and if you're then something is really.

But I'm saying the difference to the dog, not to humans.

What is the difference to the dog that you would feel sorry for him?

If you're taking a dog's feelings into account, that guy should be let out of jail immediately.

That's fucking crazy.

That's crazy.

A dog can feel, though.

A dog can feel it.

He didn't beat the dog in the jail.

He didn't comprehend that he's doing a Hitler salute.

No, and if you hear the guy, he's like, should you guess the Jews?

Should you guess the Jews?

Or something like that.

And then the dog does the little Hitler salute.

That was his prompt?

That was his code word?

It was one of the, yeah, it was like, guess the Jews or something like that.

I'm not saying it's tasteful, but I'm saying it shouldn't be fucking illegal.

That's absurd.

If it happens, the more you let shit like this happen.

It's not that country, but that country said it is.

And you have to respect it then.

No, I don't.

Why?

Why not?

Why would I have to respect anything?

I don't need to respect the government.

I don't need to respect religion.

I don't need to respect anyone's fucking beliefs.

I just don't.

Just like they don't have to respect mine

or agree.

And in droves, they are starting to turn and show a lot of disrespect towards you.

All right.

Well, then, enjoy not being able to hear whatever you want to hear.

I don't think people are worried about this.

They should be because this shit's going on.

All right, well, give me an example of that.

Give us an example of something that has been taken away from us,

that you can't hear anymore.

That I can't hear anymore?

Any number of comedians who don't go out and do the same shit that they used to do.

That's their choice that they've altered their can do.

But they can't, because they can't get into these normal places.

He plays comedy clubs, though.

He just played one last week.

Last night, actually.

I know.

But I'm talking about...

If you talk to any, like you've talked to Jim Norton or you talk to any big-name comedian, like they will not do certain venues.

They won't even consider it because of the fucking college students who are all such fucking soft pussies.

Well, who's the pussy?

They won't go out and try you to do it then.

No, no, they can't do it.

Well, let me ask you something.

Colleges won't fucking hire them because everyone's like, ooh, my feelings got hurt by a joke.

But when was the last time you went to a college to watch a comedy show?

I'm not talking about me.

I'm talking about

that.

That's what they want, though.

And you know what?

You guys want to fucking have muzzles on for the rest of your life?

But I don't feel like.

I got a muzzle on my whole life.

Basically, my whole adult life.

Self-imposed.

Self-imposed.

You could say anything you want, you choose not to, right?

Do you want somebody telling you what?

What, when I got married, you mean?

What?

No.

Was that in the balance?

But do you want somebody telling you you can't say this?

You can't.

I already know that there's things that I've already aware of there are things that you can't be true.

Today, that somebody's like, saying the word retard is a hate crime.

That's fucking absurd.

That's absurd.

I agree with it.

But what if it gets enough traction and then fucking all these nuts are like, yeah, it is a hate crime.

Let's put that in the middle of the morning.

But it's not a real law, though.

It's not a real lawyer.

No, yet.

Don't you get it?

I'm not talking about right now.

I'm talking about down the road.

And if this stuff isn't kept in the conversation.

By who?

Who is keeping it in, like, you're doing some sort of worthy now

proactive

work here, you're thinking?

Are you really thinking that by you getting this

irate about it?

That you're doing something.

Something to change.

I wasn't irate until you're like, hey, whatever the government tells us we should say, I guess that's what we should say, right?

Don't we want them more in our lives?

Can you want to take more of my money?

You and I went away to this fucking pinball thing over the weekend.

We had an Uber driver that I was like, holy shit.

He was a fucking moron.

This guy was a fucking idiot.

Every, like, he just regurgitated whatever fucking leftist liberal bullshit.

The second we poked him even a little bit, he was like, get him.

His arguments fell up apart.

Like,

seriously,

he would do like a like a fucking talking point, and we would just be like, all all right, but what about this?

And he'd be like,

at one point, he's just like, well, what do you know?

He turns, he goes, he goes, you're white, you're educated, you came from a good background.

And I go, I go, what school did I go to?

I was like, how do you know anything about my background?

He's like, well, I don't, but I could assume.

And you're white.

That's all it takes if you're white.

And I was like, well, dude.

And I was like, and I broke him down my actual history.

And he was like, all right.

He's like, but you understand that.

And I was like, no, I said, I understand that you just made an assumption about me that is 100% incorrect angrily.

I was like, and I have to rate you at the end of this ride.

How much do you, on scale one to 10, how much do you put, what grade do you give Q numerical number on his

wisdom and his outlook?

What are my choices?

It's one to 10.

Yeah, 1 to 10.

I'm giving him a 10.

Why are you so unwilling to listen to him?

He's so on the money here.

Because he's a sellout.

He's got to say this shit.

No, no, no.

I don't have to say this shit.

This, I actually believe.

He's a 10.

You just said he's a 10.

He's a 10.

I honestly,

that in our lifetime, nothing is going to affect us.

If these kids want their world to be what they're shaping now, but dude, by the time it's a reality, we're going to be in our fucking 60s and 70s.

So who gives a shit?

Let them have it.

What if I'm at the rest home and I say something somebody doesn't like?

No.

You could just say Alzheimer's.

Next thing you know, they're beating me.

I should start saying that now.

I go back to to being Teflon to all these fucking bitches and stop complaining.

But what is, like,

what is, because you know that I agree with a lot of your saying.

And if that Scotland thing happened in the United States, I would be angry.

But it didn't.

It happened in Scotland.

I don't know anything about Scotland's laws.

I know nothing about their traditions and histories.

Well, it's the same as Germany.

Go ahead.

But you understand what I'm saying?

I don't know what Scotland's point of view is, so there's nothing for me to comment.

I know what the United States is.

They're worried about dogs' feelings.

Right, but I don't know what laws, what their hate crime laws are that have been in place for how many.

I don't know anything about it.

I do know the United States.

When did the term hate crime even come into being a thing?

Probably the 80s.

Hey, that's a good questionable thing, too.

But hold on one second.

Hold on.

Okay.

And we can shut the fucking mics off and talk about this because I'm interested, but I don't want you to sit there and be like, he's only saying this because he's on fucking mic.

I'm just kidding.

I was a fucking

real story.

If you are saying that when did hate crime come out, and if you have to put laws in place so people don't fucking beat gay people just because they're fucking gay, to me, it's just like, I don't have a problem with that law because I ain't never going to fucking beat a gay guy.

I don't give a shit.

But I'll do it.

But you're also never going to teach a dog how to do a Hitler salute.

But

again, I feel like beating a gay guy and teaching a dog to do something distasteful are fucking worlds apart.

I agree, but one is in the United States and one's in a foreign fucking country.

My point being, for now.

Because you don't know what the way these fucking pussies are.

You don't know a lot of things, but you can't get all irate about them.

You can't let it affect your

your mindset.

You can't let it affect your personality and

affect the podcast.

Yeah, podcast.

Donald Trump is president.

What more fucking evidence do you need

that the world is not ready to stop letting dogs fucking doing like that as a gun?

Who knows?

Is that right?

Tell him, Steve Dave.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

There's nothing different, but that's it.

You just did it right there.

You just took it.

Because he won't be president forever.

He won't be.

You know what?

I can't fucking wait till 10 years from now when he's sitting in a jail cell next to me because he taught his dog to do something that some fucking little fag felt it was like offensive.

And they're like, hey, man, old man Flanagan, he must be senile.

He taught his dog to do this.

And the next thing you know, my dog in jail.

There is not a chance on earth that any of my dogs under my tutelage would ever do anything but the most adorable.

It's a sign of the cross.

Yeah.

Just like they.

The only thing they would get get put in jail for is being too fucking cute.

Who knows if that's gonna be a crime soon if you let your fucking kids.

But you know it's not, dude.

Look at the fucking 60s and 70s.

Look at all the fucking years of protest.

None of it has amounted to anything.

The people who fucking protest all that shit

actually turned into the fucking people in the 80s.

The people in the 80s are wildly revitalized, the greediest, fucking most evil generation of all time.

So it's like, what?

It's like, these kids are gonna to fucking, the second these kids have to start paying taxes, you're going to fucking see that whole fucking world turn.

Like, wait a second, whoa, when I said free, I didn't mean, this isn't what I meant.

That's what the Uber driver, you know, he's talking about like Sweden and all this other shit.

And he's like, you know, I'd give 80% of my money to the government.

That way everyone, you know, gets along and blah, blah, blah.

And I said, well, they're not going to stop you.

I was like, why don't you just send your money in?

I said, figure out 80% of your income and just send it in.

The government won't turn it down.

And then he's fucking...

Of course, then he's not a fucking person.

Then he wouldn't do it.

Yeah, then fucking do it because they're all fucking talk.

They just want to fucking

blab.

That's all they want to do.

But like he was saying, though,

let it run its course.

And you worry about

it.

You worry about BJ's house.

BJ's house is all that matters.

He's leaning to the left right now.

You got to straighten that house out.

Patch up

the Middletown Tower of Pisa.

You worry about BJ's house.

You keep that house in order.

It doesn't matter what the rest of the world is doing.

Your house is

really on shaky foundation right now.

I mean, it really is.

I mean, people are hating you at this point.

I don't give a fuck.

And I'll tell you what.

You don't want to love them.

I know you say.

People love them.

Yeah.

You saw 10 people who are like, who took the time to write to a fucking podcast.

Like, I don't like what he said.

Fuck them.

Then don't fucking listen.

The podcast doesn't matter.

It doesn't listen.

It does.

But what matters more is saying what i want on this podcast and not bowing to some little fucking asshole who's like i don't want to hear it then don't listen that's the simplest fucking solution it is but but at the end of the day if it's important enough to if it's important enough to them to write in it means it's important though it doesn't mean that they're not just doing it because it's like they're like so they can have their opinion they can have their opinion i don't know

they have their their rabid that's what you find

in 2010 or 2009 or 2008 whatever year it was yeah you can you imagine that you would be like you would be mad at people who cared enough to write in about your perspective or

their fears about you going down a path that you don't need to go down?

But what path is that?

And why are they watching over me?

Fuck them.

I don't need them.

I don't need you, stranger, to watch over me.

That I agree.

That I agree with.

I don't need to be taken care of.

I don't need therapy, fucking

advice.

I don't need any of that shit.

I agree with you.

That's why I have close friends.

Plus what to take place.

Plus, to take the place of

random people being like, hey, you should do this.

No, no.

I only know what you tell me on the fucking podcast, but here's my fucking opinion on it.

So all you need is close friends.

You don't need medication.

All you need is close friends.

What kind of medication?

You want a beer?

I'm on my third beer.

Close friends is a great thing to have, but

it can't take the place of real medicine, though.

And real therapy, though.

Sure.

But I also have a potential reason for all this.

What?

All this anger leads me into the next thing, which is I could be

a victim

of irritable male syndrome.

Oh, so now it's a medical disorder.

Yeah.

Uh-oh.

You're protected now.

Now it's protected.

I'm a protected.

You have to make accommodations.

And if you fucking mock me on this podcast, I'm taking it over to freehold.

I'm playing it for the judge, and you're going to jail, motherfucker.

Pay crime.

Pay crime.

Has it been, is it?

You made fun of my balls, Your Honor.

My balls!

My very balls!

Empty!

What's it called?

The disease, the DNC, or the disease control?

What's the CDC?

The CDC.

What do you fucking got it?

Tourette?

Has the CDC recognized this condition?

The Center for Disease Control?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

But I don't think that they.

I think it's more of a contagious, contagion-type thing, right, with the CDC?

Yeah.

I don't think it's like, oh, sorry.

Center for contagious.

Isn't it the center for disease control

for disease control?

I don't think it's like mental disease.

No.

Doesn't the psychiatric community recognize this as a legitimate condition?

Or is it just something?

Let's find it out.

Walt, I'm going to fucking email RTF.

I'll be like, please stop talking about this shit.

Okay, so in general, you make less testosterone

after age 45, unless you're Walt Flanagan.

No,

I think I'm normal, so I think I'm probably

just as lacking in that at this point, too.

And you got topped off, so you should be good on the testosterone.

Yeah, well, that also,

I think, makes you a little bit moodier

and more bonerific, too.

What are the symptoms other than?

I just fucking had it.

Hold on a second.

It was here.

But anyway, it's basically like andropause.

Like menopause.

Like menopause.

Male menopause.

Yeah, basically.

Oh, yeah, there's no doubt that there are.

So you're saying that potentially

your fits of anger

could be attributed to male menopause.

Could be.

All right, so

I think the listener should take that in consideration the next time you're ready to go.

No, I don't have all the fucking facts.

And they're sitting there willing to judge me.

Well, just be a little bit more sympathetic.

Under the guidance.

You're going through your changes.

Yeah.

I'm going through my changes.

Are you there, God?

It's me, Brian.

Why don't Terry Bloom rate a book for me?

I am surprised.

I am overall surprised you give a shit this much.

I didn't until he started going after me.

But some would say that it's not me.

I'm not the cause of this.

Right.

We barely see each other or talk to each other until we get together with TSD.

And you're telling me that in between that time, you're just this bowl of jello

just happy and go lucky, and you're not yelling at people, and you're not screaming and punching things

until you see me, and I bring this up?

Well, yeah.

Well, I mean, I brought this thing up first, but...

Well, no, you brought up people getting upset with me because I said something they didn't like.

Oh, no.

No, I just thought you would want to know.

Yeah, I don't understand why people listen to a podcast where they're like, I don't like what he's saying.

Like, just don't listen.

I, in general, though, do think like

I don't ever give a shit about politics, so it's nothing I want to talk about.

Nor do I.

I just don't care.

I don't.

But this isn't politics.

Like, Ricky Gervais tweeted about this Scottish guy.

A man has been convicted in a UK court of making a joke that was deemed grossly offensive.

If you don't believe in a person's right to say things that you might find grossly offensive, then you don't believe in freedom of speech.

It's pretty succinct.

It's pretty.

What was the joke that he made?

It was the fucking Nazi dog.

Oh, that's not a joke, though.

But that is not a joke.

A joke is a knock-knock joke.

A joke is a knock-off.

So, by the way, if you teach like a parrot.

It's pretty fun that, like, your dog might be offended by because they have feelings.

By the way, if you teach your parrot a racist knock-knock joke, is that a jailable offense?

In Scotland.

In Scotland?

Yeah.

But not here, because I don't want to go home and kill my parents.

Obviously not here.

We all know that.

So why is it, like Q says, why is this a a topic of discussion?

Why is this so

the way things are going?

It's not that far-fetched.

It's not going that way, though.

It's very far-fetched.

But how?

It's not so far-fetched.

So Scotland is part of the...

Hold on, let me give you a question.

Give me an example of that.

Of the American equivalent of that.

I just said people, I said people are lobbying to make saying the word retard a hate crime.

Okay, but that's people lobbying is not a law in place.

Not right.

Not yet.

But people, but what you're saying then.

What you're saying then is that people don't have the right to lobby.

No, they do have the right to lobby, but people also have the right to counter it.

But you know it's on their own fucking podcast, I might add.

I don't care about the podcast right now.

I'm literally talking about your perspective, which is just like, you know, the United States is never going to pass a law that says saying the word retarded is fucking illegal.

It's just never going to happen.

And I told you years ago we can get around that.

Oh, foam face.

I would love a solid example of our rights getting legally eroded by this.

But in essence, haven't they, with the hate crime modifications?

No, how?

If I were to punch Brian,

I get a certain

sentence.

If I were to punch him and call him a retard while doing it, I would get it even higher.

No, you wouldn't.

He's on the retard.

Doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

Yes, it does matter.

No, it does not matter.

Of course it matters.

You can punch Walt and call him gay.

If he's not gay, it's not a hate crime.

I'm fucking blather on about his dogs.

No, because the point of it, because the idea.

By the way, if you punched a gay guy.

I'm a court of law that I'm not.

Right.

I just bring out that dick with all the notches in it.

No, the fucking.

Even if you did punch a gay guy,

if it's found not to be motivated by the fact that he's gay, then it's not a hate crime.

If it's the driving force behind it is he's gay, that's why you punched him.

It is a fucking hate crime.

And to me, I'm sorry.

I don't disagree with that.

Why the fuck are you an asshole going?

So if somebody wants to punch Sage because she's got Down syndrome,

that shouldn't be fucking worse.

Like, that's fucking horrible.

Of course it's horrible.

But then you're like, okay, well, where do you stop with those special interest groups?

Like, is it like, okay, like, they beat the shit out of him in court?

Called them on midget because they were

where those lines are.

But what's wrong with that?

It's like,

I've met like two midgets in my life.

So they're not out there.

So if somebody's targeting them, don't you think that they should be fucking protected?

They should, but where?

My question is, I'm not even, I'm not saying I disagree with you.

I'm just saying where then do you draw the line where it's like, okay, well, this can't be a special interest group.

And I know where that line is drawn.

It's about protecting marginalized groups.

I know what you're saying.

Well, shut off the fucking mics.

I'll say the same fucking thing.

I don't disagree with that.

To me, I think that it can be abused and taken too far.

Yeah, of course.

But it's like, on the whole,

what I feel like I'm arguing against right now is a notion that people who don't have power and the ability to defend themselves or the ability to fucking flock with a group of people like they do shouldn't be protected.

And I think they should.

Why shouldn't they?

But why can't gay people flock as a group?

There's a lot of gay people out there.

Well, where?

Yeah, we grew up in this fucking dude.

I grew up in New York City.

All this shit about racism is really lost on me because I'm just like, how the fuck?

Everybody I know is a fucking different shade of, you know what I'm saying?

Like, but in the fucking middle of the country, it's like, that's not the way it is.

You can't just be gay and fuck in the middle of the country without some asshole being like, ding, let's fucking go kick his ass.

So it's like, why shouldn't I?

Let's get him.

Yeah, so like, why shouldn't those people have?

Look, Germany wouldn't need those fucking rules against them if they didn't abuse the fucking power.

These fucking reason these hate crime laws are in place is because these fucking assholes and these hicks, excuse me, these assholes and these fucking hicks prove that they won't fucking stop beating up gay people on their own.

But that's also not just the Midwest.

You get that kind of shit all the time.

Okay.

Like Latinos are notoriously anti-gay.

Okay.

And if they beat someone up, then they charge with a hate crime.

Right.

So it's not just hillbillies and shit.

I was just saying that.

It's everyone.

Right.

But what is wrong with that?

I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

He's worried about a world that doesn't exist.

I'm just saying the existence.

He's worried about a world.

He's angry about a world that could exist.

If you asked me 20 years ago, would everyone be so fucking soft and be like, oh, you hurt my feelings.

Fucking, now you're going to lose your job.

Like, no, I wouldn't have fucking predicted that.

So, how can you predict what's going to happen five or ten years from now if you let all these fucking feelings kids fucking dictate the way the fucking country is?

If you grow up, the way you paint your childhood, would you say that your feelings were kind of ignored and kind of marginalized?

Right?

You weren't allowed to like let

like

you you have you come across as so hard and so

so

unempathetic towards feelings though but wouldn't but like you I because I don't want to be responsible for somebody else's feelings I don't want to have to answer to somebody else's feelings I don't think I should well we live like if we want to live in a world that is

what is wrong with living in a world where people care about each other they can care about each other and to say I don't care about people I think is disingenuous that was gonna be my point if I before you even continue is like I know you really well I know you probably that fucking better than I know most people in this fucking like you are I know you you're never gonna be in a situation where you're going to commit a hit of crime you would never go up to someone and say anything that's going to hurt anybody's feelings in that manner like you would never do anything

but get him's your friend you're allowed to bust his fucking balls

yeah it would never

you're right it would never occur to me in a million years to like

beat up or even verbally like or say something to a gay right so what do you so what do you

i'm just saying i don't like a world where it's like every like logic and reason is thrown out the window because people are like this is how i feel who gives a fuck?

I don't care if you don't agree with the joke.

I care about it.

I agree with that, but right now there are no consequences to pay.

When are those consequences?

Where are the consequences?

Apparently in Scotland.

No, fuck it.

Scotland.

We're talking about the United States.

Where are the consequences?

But if it starts there,

it's the forging of the chain.

No.

No, dude, because fucking, you could say the same thing in the opposite direction.

And the fuck that,

that in those fucking weird fucking Middle East countries, they're killing gays.

How come that's not a chain being forged for you?

It's only one side of the chain that's being built on the other side.

No, that's another extreme.

Once you start pushing gay guys off of buildings with hoods on their heads, people will take away the business.

But by Giddam's logic,

that sort of thing will affect us.

It will not affect us.

It does hurt us all, but it doesn't hurt us.

It's two different chains.

But there's so much like, oh, you have to respect this.

And like, say, there's certain

parts of, but you do, otherwise you're branded a racist or a xenocope or whatever.

I don't respect a ton of shit.

Nobody calls me that.

To your face.

I think there's a thing that's going on here, if I would be really honest.

I think he is a lot like you, Giddam.

Oh.

He texts me these things that try to like, I don't know why he bothers it with me because he knows I'm not going to, it's not going to raise my needle.

It's not going to move my needle.

Right.

Like these things that like, you know, these, like the commercial and things that like, like, like that are infringing on his

freedom of speech or whatever.

Like he thinks.

You're too busy teaching your dog how to smile.

And my feeling is

continuing to pee on the Jewish neighbor's lawn.

My feeling is this is a distraction from

a much more needed,

you should be pointing the direction and what your feelings are more personally than worrying about like these ills of the world.

They're so insignificant.

You've got much bigger things to worry about and take care of personally, though.

Like you can't get upset by these ridiculous, like, a Heineken commercial.

You're texting me about that shit.

I wouldn't bite.

Because I don't care.

What happened with the Heineken commercial?

I got banned or something.

It was.

It is actually pretty weird if you watch it.

It is.

You don't think it's a little...

No.

Okay.

Let me describe this to you.

Because my first reaction was like, the same thing.

I was like, oh my God, people are such cry beers.

Then I watched a commercial and I was like, well, I was like,

I can kind of see what they're talking about.

I can kind of agree with you if I didn't see other commercials from other beer companies about pushing lighter beers towards the female audience.

The guy takes a light beer, the white bartender, slides it down the bar, past a black dude playing a trombone, past a black woman who looks at it, past a third black person, and lands in the mid of a white woman, and it goes, sometimes lighter is better.

I mean, what the fuck, dude?

What do they mean?

No, that's exactly what happened.

Number one, I didn't think that the bartender was white.

I thought that they were all, as you would say, different shades of.

Relax, kid.

I'm about to decide if all these people should be in jail.

But listen to what you're saying, though, get him.

Like,

do, like, does, do,

is getting offended by that ridiculous?

I don't know.

Maybe.

But it's just like, if I'm a country, if I'm a fucking company like Heineken, all I want to do is sell Heineken.

So if I put out a fucking commercial that people are like, whoa, I don't want to buy Heineken because of this, I don't give a fuck.

I'm going to replace that commercial with a fucking singing unicorn.

I don't give a shit.

Or a cute French bulldog.

Yeah, or, you know, cue from Impractical Jokers if Heineken's listening.

I disguise both, but you and Brian are like looking for these boogeymen behind the bushes that are going to take away your rights to say and do things.

And they're not there, though.

Yeah, I'll bet you that's what the Jewish people thought in the Holocaust.

But Heineken doesn't care about its rights.

Heineken cares about selling beer.

It's great.

It's a capitalist fucking country.

Okay, I found the right one.

Sometimes Heineken is pulled there.

Sometimes lighter is better.

After some criticize it as being racist.

I don't think it's racist.

I do think it's racist.

Okay, so he slides it by a black lady, slides it by a dude playing

car.

Another black lady is like, sure wish I could have that, Heineken.

Sometimes later is better.

And then a pretty white woman is like, thanks for the beer.

Thanks for the white lady beer.

Yeah, you know.

I mean, come on, dude, right?

I can argue it.

I can't argue it.

I can see how people are going to be able to get it.

What did you,

again, what did you see in there that you were like,

this is not

three black people in a row?

It just seems odd to me.

They're happy that they're not getting the beer.

They're working.

They're like, fucking, yeah, it's very odd.

I took it as the beer.

The beer is sliding.

The beer is sliding because it's light.

Why can't it just slide to a black person?

Why can't it just slide to a black person?

You can see.

Like, I honestly, companies still do shit that I'm like, oh my God.

Like their advertising campaigns.

I'm like, holy shit.

Like, how did he get by so many

to get to this point?

Even the later is better.

There was nobody that was like, I don't know.

Can the Trumpet player be white?

Yeah.

Yeah, it it is.

I hear what you're saying, Gedam, but to me, that's not, like, Heinegun could have kept running that.

Nobody told him they couldn't do it.

They pulled it because they want to sell fucking beer to black.

They pulled it of their own accord because it was going to hurt their sales.

But because one person...

Who just happened to have 7.65 million people.

Because he was the only person who had claimed offense to it up until that point.

And how many Twitter followers does he have?

7.65 million.

Chance the Rapper.

Chance the Rapper didn't like it?

Yes.

He called it racist.

And

now I'm thinking, I wonder if he's ever said anything that other people would find racist that he didn't intend to mean racist.

And he got called out for.

I wonder if he ever said the word hoe

or denigrated women.

Who cares if he did?

I don't care.

I don't care.

But perhaps he should focus on himself before he focuses on another company.

The brain cells you're wasting, though, on playing this chess game, this social chess game of like

trying to pwn progressives and trying to like.

I don't try to pwn any progress.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I saw you tweeting.

I remember

Clinton.

I saw you tweeting Clinton.

I agreed with her.

You're pwning Clinton.

I didn't pwn her.

I agreed with her.

I said doctors are more important than a fucking fairy tale Jesus.

Yeah.

So you're trying to pwn all these progress in this

bizarre mental chess game that you think you're going like one tweet.

King me.

I'll just go, you know,

the mental checkers.

Again, I win again, but you're not winning, Donnie.

I'll just keep my world within a five-mile radius and say nothing except like, hello, Donnie.

All that matters is that five-mile radius.

No, it doesn't matter.

All that matters is to you.

And it should be to you.

Everybody just worried about the five-mile radius.

How awesome would that be?

It depends on what fucking year you go.

It depends on what country you live in.

Or what part of the country I live in?

You're blessed to live in the greatest country in the world.

Are you supposed to care about other people or not?

I'm fucking really confused here.

I can't figure it out.

My answer is no.

Okay.

And if you find yourself in the trap of caring for some other person, go with it.

But for the most part, just care about how much money you have.

That's all that matters.

That's all that matters.

At the end of the day, yes,

that is all that fucking matters.

Money, money, money, money.

That's it.

It's a capitalist country.

Tell them, Steve Davis.

You know me, you know, you know better than

Crime, crime, crime.

What's mine?

What happened charged me with this time?

You know better than that, you know me, you know.

You know better than that.

A cool sell

of bad mine

on your reverse,

you know better than that, you know me, you know,

you know better than that.

And you know me,

you know I didn't do it.

But you still got to call myself away.

So top stay,

And I can't stop my design

that I can't take

any stuff.

You will

play

that you know me, you know I need to wear

but you still got me crawling on top of how I ever shot stay.

You know me, you know I ain't too bad.

But you still got me calling myself out with a chance.

But you still got me digging myself up with a chance made.

But you still got me calling myself out with a chopstick.

You know me,

you know better than that.

You know me, no.

You know

All right.

Well, I guess some of you thought we forgot about dyslexia, didn't you?

No, that's not the case.

Just wanted to see who listens all the way through

and maybe give those people who listened to the entire episode a chance to

win

a miniature Prussian kissing devil skull

available only at tellmstevedave.merchstable.com.

Thought we'd thin out the playing field a little bit by offering it after the song, a song that I dug by a great listener called Tommy Lombardozzi.

I think I'm saying that right.

But he submitted that song to me personally, and I dug it and

figured I would

let people listen to it, hopefully, by putting dyslexia on afterwards.

All right, so last week's clues were

let me pull up my notes here.

Mr.

Streets

that was Mrs.

Fields, Mrs.

Fields cookies.

Generous Nights was clue number two, and that was

Hagen Dawes.

Generous,

Hog, Hagen,

Nights, Days, Dawes.

You know, trying to get as close as it's unilateral, remember.

And the third and final clue from last time we had an episode was earn more

hats.

And that was pay less shoes, obviously.

And the winner of that from last week's contest was Samantha Walsh.

But there was a lot of people who got that right.

And even so much so that they knew they were all stores in the Freehold Raceway Mall, which really blew my mind.

I really wanted to

reward some of the people who even got it.

The mall that I picked those stores from, but

I can only give away one skull a week.

So that was last week's.

Here's the new clues for this week.

All right, clue number one, don't crawl, don't crawl.

Clue number two,

immoral sisters.

And clue number three,

doubt, yes, less.

Real quick again, clue number one, don't crawl, don't crawl.

Clue number two, immoral sisters.

And clue number three, doubt, yes, less.

All right, so those were the clues for this week.

And if you want to submit your answers, you send them in to kmuse2 at gmail.com.

That's kmuse2 at gmail.com.

All right.

So who knows where I'll put the dyslexia clues and answers in the next episode.

So you got to listen intently throughout the entire episode.

And, you know, and if you're, if you find yourself, you don't know the answers and you feel frustrated, just go to tellmstevedave.merchstable.com.

Order yourself a Prussian mini kissing skull, and you don't have to think about anything.

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