#367: Beside Flanagan

I was waiting to get into a relationship with you.

Then she's like, Let me see your cock.

And I was like, cock?

It's a text.

Yeah, just showing our balls to each other all the time

Nothing but the hits.

I love the hits.

Sign up.

I do love the hits.

There's a reason they're hits.

It's the boss motherfuckers.

Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve.

Dave, it's been a little while since we've been around this poker table.

Yes.

And I feel it.

There's nothing like being around this poker table with you guys and playing a spirited game of strip poker.

Yeah, just showing our balls to each other all the time.

I tell you what, man, like, this is this is

really, really, really good but very busy time for us.

Working on the TV show, we're working on the movie now.

We just announced the Jokers movie.

We're writing the new tour,

and

it is

very difficult to get down here week in, week out.

And it would never even,

it's not an option not to do it.

Because if I don't do it, I feel like I'm insane.

You know, miss a week here or there, whatever.

But like, if I was like, even like, all right, so like, we're going to be on the road for like five weeks doing the movie.

And I, and I said to the, to the producer, I was like, I have to be home at least twice in that because I got to do Telom Steve, Dave.

What the fuck is that?

Yeah, basically.

Yeah.

And I was like, oh,

it predates the show.

I love doing it, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So I'm actually working the schedule around the ability to get back here.

I figure, even if we do two episodes in one sitting, you know, type thing.

Be careful because when you say that, there's somebody on Twitter that's like, well, if you fucking need to do it so bad, why don't you do it?

But it's like, well, that's the reason.

Well, to that person, I would say, suck my asshole.

All right.

Suck the shit right out of my asshole.

Yeah.

I'll give a fuck.

Right, because it's going to end up on your grave if you don't suck it out.

So this is yours.

I don't care anymore, man.

Yeah,

this morning, because we planned on doing it today, and this morning you texted and you said, we still on.

And then like an hour later, it looked like it was up in the air.

I would rather find out

my new new wife cheated on me than we weren't going to do the shit.

I'm in love, but it's with this podcast.

Yeah.

So it's out, huh?

You released.

I released the photo.

Some people said they were doctored or green screened or

they 100% were not.

On Sage's life, those pictures were not Photoshop.

Right.

On my cats as well.

I mean, they are in that we put a blur over the face, but that's it.

But that's, I mean, that's been years now.

Yeah.

She just doesn't want people to see her face.

I feel the same way.

If I could walk around with a digitized face all day,

my life would be so much lighter.

Yeah.

But yeah, Sal was down in the Caribbean vacationing, and

the time was coming up, so sort of last minute, we were like, let's do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Your face looked none too happy.

I'm still not sure how to feel about it.

You're afraid it's going to take away from buddy

On both ends.

I was the best man and the mate of honor.

I don't know if that's the first time that's ever been done.

I can't imagine it is.

He fucked himself in that night.

I got drunk.

I really fucked myself.

But yeah, I find myself in a precarious position.

Sure.

What if you guys get

when you guys get divorced, I guess?

Wait a second.

She's taking me for all my comic book men money.

Yeah, but

I gotta hand it to, well, not you so much as her.

Like, she made a fucking bet or whatever.

Yeah.

And she did it.

Five years later.

Fuck, man.

I'm betrothed.

I've joined the ranks, Walt.

You got to give me some advice now.

Absolutely.

Whatever you need, any problems,

I'm the guru.

Yeah.

I call you, and I'm like,

I'm not responding well to Bang Zoom.

This is the newlywed face.

Right.

So

you shouldn't have to be coming to me for any problems.

I expect to not hear from you for at least a year.

If you come to me for advice

or you have problems before a year,

I'd be a bit concerned then.

Because right now it should be pure bliss.

How do you get Deb to return your texts?

If you could just tell me that.

Because the truth is that you guys don't live together.

We don't live together.

She still lives in Staten Island.

There's, as of yet, no hope of consummation for this marriage or.

So this is basically.

Some people won't spend their wedding night with the best man and get drunk.

But you know, sometimes it happens.

So you

it's a marriage just as the same way that Giddam's is a marriage?

Like there's no like, there's no contact, there's no living together, there's no talking to each other?

No, of course.

No, talk to her.

How often do you talk to her?

Well, I text them to her and then

I hope she hasn't changed her phone number because I don't hear back but no that's stacy patella she's she's removed yeah you know

oh did i say stacy patella i meant stacy patella jones she's changing she's adding that to her name

we're talking about it

are you talking are you are you guys literally talking or well i've been harassing her

relentlessly uh yeah first year no problems for you

first year yeah oh my god no you guys had dated a while right but then once you get to and then when you're well okay you guys aren't living together, though.

But once you get like living together, though, that's just like the, you pretend you're grown-ups.

It's like almost like playing house.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You spend all your time playing doctor

while you're playing house.

It's just like you should have like no

issues.

The only issues you should have are like going to the doctor and getting more testosterone.

Yeah.

She's like,

no, no, because you're using it all up because

you're newlyweds.

I mean, that's a.

She's like, you know, Chris Ledondo.

Yeah, that's like, but you know what?

We were young, though.

Yeah, you, so you don't have the same feeling of playing house because you've played house for a long time now.

You've played the adult role.

Right.

Well, I also tried to play doctor with her.

I was like, let me just take your uterus.

You know, like that silver disc on your head.

Right.

You're an old school doctor, yeah.

Yeah, because at the age

of speculum.

At your age,

it's hard to feel like that, like you're

that feeling of like, oh my God, we're acting like adults.

We live on our own.

We live, you know, we that that's that's difficult to do at your stage of your life right now.

Right.

Twilight.

Yeah, but we, yeah,

when we did that, when we got married

together, like, we have, we were, we're still living at home.

You're, I guess.

I mean,

you've been out of your parents' house for a long time, but it's hard to, like, yeah, it's hard to, like, you've been on your own for a long time.

It's hard to feel like you're playing house at this stage of the game.

Because you guys were young.

Well, you're, what, 25, 24, somewhere in there?

Yeah.

That is young, man.

When you look back on it, yeah, it's young.

What would you do differently now?

Because you're always saying happy life, happy life.

That seems like a sellout to me, though.

Really?

Yeah.

Why?

All you're doing is trying to make somebody happy so they don't make your life hell.

No, I wouldn't.

I think it's all how you look at things.

If you get your happiness from her,

if you like making her happy, that could mean that too, right?

Well, yeah, but

I think it really does boil down to

if the other person's happy

by you, there's a good chance, is a greater chance that you'll be happier too, because you don't have to deal with any nonsense, right?

But they'll find something to bitch about.

No matter how fucking happy they are.

That's just the way it goes.

That's not the way I always took that meaning.

I always took it like

you're in love with a a person and you want to make them happy.

So if you're making your wife or husband happy,

you're fulfilling that which makes yourself happy.

Not I have to keep her happy so I don't deal with consequences.

I think you're a romantic and we're more self-preservationists.

Also the other one not married at this table.

That's true, yeah.

What do you know?

Exactly.

That's how it is.

If I could bring it down,

let the big boys talk.

Make it a little bit more real, I would change one thing.

I mean, not probably.

I definitely would have made the decision.

I guess, but this wasn't in the first year of marriage, though.

I would have had, I would have told the doctor, you know, don't tie those tubes.

Tie her tubes?

I wouldn't.

No, I would say, don't tie it.

I wouldn't.

Yeah, I would have had another kid.

At what age?

Like now, would you?

I would love to have a kid right now.

Because you could untie them.

I know Alex fucked you in the fucking rearview mirror.

What?

That's something that could be undone.

I know on men it could be.

I don't know if on women.

They've been tied for a while, though.

Yeah.

They're all fucking dusty.

They'll fall apart.

You can adopt?

Well, it's not the same.

You can adopt a psychopath.

Right.

What if you end up with?

You know, I mean, I want these genes.

You know, I don't want to.

I hear you saying

that my bloodline is clear.

I aim to keep it that way.

I don't know what I'm buying, though, if I'm getting somebody else's watch.

He goes in there and gets a dog.

He's like, no problem

no problem

but yeah that's I would have I we but we were struggling at that point when you know with money wise and you know we're like we're never gonna be able to afford a third kid

so

you would become a major TV celebrity you know two's nice yeah you're right you know if I had known like if I had known I was going to be on TV and there was going to be that look that big and not big injection but a nice injection where we weren't like you know like well you can't you can't join Columbia House because you don't have enough money.

You know, like, it's a penny for 12 CDs.

I don't have a penny.

I was told that, though.

I was told that, like, I can't join Columbia House because we don't have enough money.

I'm sending it to the neighbor's house and watching the mailman.

I'm not going to pay for it.

But, yeah,

I would have

to say the music cried.

I definitely would have had a third kid, though.

I would have tried for the boy.

Yeah.

You want a

male heir?

I always,

I don't do it a lot, but there's times when I see like

a father and a son.

Oh, my God.

I might need a different wife.

Yeah, it's weird if you kiss your adopted son on the lips properly.

Well, good news, Walt.

The doctor may suggest an operation called a tubal ligation reversal.

Sounds like something that would go for.

A surgeon will reopen, untie, and reconnect your fallopian tube so you can have a baby again.

I really don't.

I really, if we were going to do it, we would have had to have done it

a while ago.

I think at this point, she'd be like, are you insane?

She does all the work, and I fucking get to play with a baby.

You're like, I mean, in nine months, you'll be having the kid.

In, say, I don't know, 24 months, I'll want to play with it.

Yeah, exactly.

know

call me when it can talk

better yet have the kid call me if it can talk

yeah so oh it's it says though here uh your age is a big factor i guess so we've definitely passed that past that uh threshold and also like then you're the old dad like you're 65 and he's 15 and now he's challenging you Because you're like, you're yelling at him and he's and he's like, let's do it, old man.

And you're like, whoa.

But my kids haven't challenged me yet.

You haven't had a boy.

Yeah.

Oh, you think it's just automatically?

It's just automatic.

If you have a son, he is going to challenge you.

So the son to rule, the father must die.

And has each of your brothers challenged the father?

Yeah.

My father's all battle scar.

He's only got one eye now.

Still keeping us down, though.

He's been in Trenton State prison for 10 years.

I don't mean physically, but has there been a moment where each brother has thrown it down and been like.

There is a time when you're like, enough.

Enough telling me what to do and shit like that.

Yeah.

Has the first one?

I knew that was 42.

Brothers, Johnson.

I know.

I'm not going to ask you.

Do you want me to leave the house?

I'll tell you.

I'm not asking on your behalf.

We know you challenge the.

You've seen it with your own eyes.

But has the.

I know Darren has challenged the father, but has Eric challenged the father?

Eric, I don't think so.

No, I don't think so.

Eric was.

He's a good boy.

Yeah, he was the good boy.

He got out quickly.

And I remember Edgar, like, he would say shit

to the neighbor.

He'd be like, it's my boat right there because Eric went to college.

And I guess instead of,

no, instead of buying a boat, he sent Eric to college.

Oh, okay.

Which I don't think is true.

I think Eric paid for everything, and Edgar would still say it anyway.

And he doesn't want a boat.

He's not a boating guy.

He's a seaman in a way.

But he's not nautically.

He's not nautical and shit, you know?

Well, I would hope if I had a son,

it would be more like Eric than you guys challenging me constantly.

Oh, the son that didn't challenge you, went off to school,

worked his way up to being a psychiatrist, paying for everything himself, now has a wife and kid.

That's who you want?

Versus somebody with an ambiguously defined marriage at 50.

Has she met her in-laws yet?

No, no.

This has put me in.

Because you were the two people I talked to the most.

And now you two

have a bond that I don't.

Oh, we got private jokes and stuff.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I feel a little weird that I'm cut out of things.

Like,

Pam and Edgar are her in-laws.

Yeah, they are.

I'm really waiting to, I'm waiting it out a little bit to see if they're around.

Like, maybe like a year.

Yeah.

Is that good?

Maybe a year.

Yeah.

I don't think

she would have done it if she wasn't desperate.

No, like attempting to be like, all right,

you know, maybe we'll make a go of it.

I don't think she would have done it lightly.

Stranger things have happened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, how long has it been?

Like, I don't know, a week?

A little bit, maybe a little bit better.

Yeah.

Like, I got to write it down about something for my anniversary.

Wow.

All right.

So that's it, man.

Has it changed your mindset?

Has it changed your outlook?

Has it meant anything?

Like, have you been,

have you felt any different?

Do you feel like you've done anything differently since you become a married man?

When Q said he may not be able to make it, he's still looking into it.

I immediately spiraled.

I was like, fucking motherfucker.

Oh, my God.

Please no.

Please.

Make it what?

Make what?

Are we talking about?

Make

the wedding or make it here tonight?

Oh, here tonight.

Oh, tonight.

Oh, tonight.

That's what put you into a spiral?

Oh, yeah.

She's got a hands full of it.

And I got bad news here because now that she's married and she has a husband, I cut her pay.

Oh, did you?

Oh, fuck that, man.

I cut a salary.

No, she's going to need

some

benefits.

I am telling you right now

that I only paid her what I paid her with the hope that one day she'll give in to me.

Now, knowing that's impossible, I cut her salary.

But you could get in trouble for that, though.

I don't care.

Wow.

But who?

Who's going to reform me?

She could.

She's not going to reform me.

I'll cut the rest of her pay.

You know how many non-disclosures she signed?

It's done, man.

I got it.

Oh, really?

Not NDAs.

NDAs.

She's got NDAs, yeah.

Not to mention I testify against her.

Maybe.

Also, she's been one of my best friends for 20 years.

I didn't really cut her salary.

Yeah, I got to jump on her cell phone plan that you offer through the business.

Dad, is there anything else?

I've given up all my data.

Do you offer any

insurance or anything?

Oh, yes.

Well, she's got

some 401k action.

So she can put her husband on and you're going to fucking see your your fucking braits go through the roof with this fucking guy.

I feel like shit.

I feel terrible.

Oh, I never considered any of this.

I may just have to let her go.

I'm going to need to get some reimbursements for a couple of deductibles, but right before we got married.

Oh, wow.

But why do you keep telling people she's pregnant?

What's going on with that?

I was just fucking around.

I meant like cinnamon bun in the oven.

Yeah, we're not going to have a kid.

We already got a kid.

Right.

She already insisted on buying her a million dollars worth of life insurance, Sage.

So I'm not exactly sure what that's about.

Stacey's going to knock off stage.

Yeah.

She's like, she's worth a million dollars.

I didn't take it that way at first.

Yeah,

I guess, like you said, when we live together, it'll be a little more real.

And that is

in the near future or the distant future?

I don't know.

I mean, maybe there's nothing that defined, I guess, right now.

I think, though, the longer you guys go living apart,

the less chance you'll have of actually making it work.

I mean, I'm sure you probably know that too.

Right.

Yeah, well, so I should go up there tonight and demand.

I was just saying, baby.

Let me in, goddammit.

Console meet.

Console me.

Come on, neighbors, join me.

I want to hang a sheet out the window for the neighbors.

Like, you're Cherry, right?

What?

You should set a date, though.

If you guys aren't living together, then you can rethink it and re-evaluate where you guys are at.

Right.

If you haven't moved in together, but

rethink things.

It's like, is this working working out for you?

Is this working out for me?

I don't care if it works out for her.

I don't care if it works out for me.

I need somebody to take care of me.

I can't deal with it anymore.

I am.

I've known her a while.

She's can-do.

She's industrious.

Is she the taking-care of kind of person?

Does she take care of people?

She's so nurturing.

She's a nurturer.

Yeah.

But no, no.

Yes.

No, no.

Well, you said two things.

You said, does she take care of and does she nurture?

To me, those are two different things.

No, Nurse Ratchet took care of people.

Who am I in this situation?

Am I chief trying to bust out the window?

No, no.

I think after the

lobotomy?

Yeah, that's you.

Was it a minute at McCrady?

Was that a McCrady?

I don't remember that.

It's been a while, though.

Now I'll probably go home and watch it.

Yeah, and I'm like, ah, you nuts.

What do you think the lobotomy first?

It's really good.

It's fucking crazy.

I remember that scene creeped me out at the end when he was like, because I was so young when I saw it.

That was how I learned what a lobotomy is.

Oh, really?

And my parents were like, they cut out part of his mind.

And I was like, what?

I was like, what the fuck are you talking?

Like, I couldn't put it together.

I was so young.

I still don't get it.

There were times where I was so depressed.

I was like,

I wonder if I could get a lobotomy still.

Just like,

put that.

They did, but like, there was this one where it's like you would stick a knife up through your eye socket and just like, and I'm like, if I could perform a home lobotomy,

that might work out for me.

I'm glad I made it down here.

Did you, what movie did I tell you to watch lately?

Last week I texted you.

When was the last time you watched this movie?

What the fuck was it?

Oh, it was Death to Smoochy.

Yes.

Did you watch it?

No, I have not watched it yet.

It'll make you feel better.

You've seen that movie before.

I've seen it, yeah.

But he said, when's the last time you've seen it?

I was like, probably about 10 years ago.

Dude, it's fucking that.

And the other guy, did you last time you watched the other guys?

Oh, with Wilfrid Farrell.

And that was on a plane like two years ago or a year ago.

It's so fucking because one of the guys we're making the movie with worked on that movie.

And I was like,

I haven't seen it in a little while.

I remember really loving it.

I remember quoting it and shit like that.

And I re-watched it this week and I was like, fucking,

it's so good.

It's so fucking good.

Death Death DeSmoochi, I remember OK,

and

it being like, this is fucking amazing.

They don't make movies like this.

Me sure together in theaters.

Yeah, they certainly would not make that movie today.

I've done wicked things.

Yeah, I love that movie.

Walt, I was thinking about you the other day.

Are you aware of this United Airlines thing?

Oh, is this the French Bulldogs?

Yeah.

Get him told me this.

You heard this?

I couldn't wait to tell me.

He's telling me with a fucking grin from ear to ear.

Really?

Yeah, about like, did you hear about the French Bulldog and United?

It's like, no.

Like, no, was it awesome?

Well,

not for the French Bulldog.

Look at this guy, Q.

I know.

It looks like Cooper.

Right.

But there was no hero dog to rescue this dog, which I'm sure everyone's heard of already, this Coquito.

So

a lady and her kids get on a plane from Houston to New York.

And they tell the

flight attendant tells them that they have to put their dog up in the overhead bin.

And the lady's like, hey, there's a dog in that, because the dog was barking.

And then

she's like, fine, all right, I'll do it.

Then the dog during the flight dies because they're airtight, I guess, those things, or there's no air circulation through them.

Now,

this is one of the

this is what I live my life by: resistance

to authority.

Because that fucking flight attendant is a sky waitress.

If somebody told you to do something on fucking Friday, it's not even a shot.

It's not even, I would get kicked off the plane before I did that.

I would walk off the plane.

People are like, people just fucking do what they're told so many times because it's like, oh, well, you know,

I don't want to get in trouble because somebody will think I'm a fucking terrorist if I make a scene about this dog going into the overhead compartment.

And not one motherfucker around them was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You cannot put a dog in there.

None of the other scenes.

It will never happen again because now we know.

I mean, I guess I wouldn't have even known it was airtight.

And they said it was very turbulent, so they couldn't even get up and help it.

You wouldn't put the dog up there anyway.

How did they scare it away?

Pitch blackness.

But it was in a crate, though.

It was in a bag, or like a

bag that I guess was able to zip up and had the relation and shit.

But it doesn't matter.

And they've made them smaller.

Like every fucking flight I go on, now they're like, hey, if you want to check your

carry-on, it's like, why the fuck would I want to do that?

I'm carrying it on, so I don't have to fucking hang around afterwards.

A step further, if they told me that I had to put one of my cats up there just for takeoff and landing, I'd be like, I'm not doing it.

Right.

I was like, I'm not doing it, so

I guess I got to get off the plane.

Where would the animal stay, though, if you didn't do it?

No, I have

I have traveled with

my cats.

I have brought one of the cats on the road to me a couple of times.

It doesn't have a wife, remember?

It stays in the carrier and it goes under the seat in front of you, but 80% of the times I've done it, I just have the carrier on my lap and I hold it.

Okay.

I just think this is a case of like no one realized, though, that there was no air going to get in there.

Well, I don't think anybody was like, put the dog up there so it could die, right?

Of course.

But now it'll happen.

They should have, though.

Well, it shouldn't have happened because it says putting animals in overhead compartments was already against United policies.

But the airline said that in April it would start issuing brightly colored bag tags to customers traveling within Cabin Pets.

So it was already against the rules.

And some fucking bitch, and I get it.

It's like, okay, you can't have this bag hanging out into the walkway, the aisle, or whatever.

That I get.

But

the answer is not to fucking put a live animal up there into a fucking overhead compartment.

It's fucking unbelievable.

United can't get a break, huh?

In terms of publicity?

They just fucked up again.

They sent a dog to the wrong destination or something, which that I kind of get.

But this is like, this takes

concert with someone else, with the owner of the pet.

Yeah.

And everybody around them.

And everybody around them.

Yeah.

It's like, why do people, I just don't understand.

It doesn't register when somebody's like, hey, do this.

And I'm like, what?

Why would I do that?

Yeah.

In a situation like that, it's like, I get it.

I get why that dog couldn't be in the aisle.

I do not get why she thought the answer was, put him up there.

And everyone else was like, yeah, put him up there.

Well, it's United, so it's part of that stupid fucking asshole that tried to prevent me from going up to the counter that time.

I wouldn't doubt it.

I wouldn't doubt it.

Oh, so United was the one that, okay.

So United was the one who beat up the Asian dude.

Yep.

Smacked him around.

Just this week, they apologized for

a dog bound for Kansas was mistakenly shipped to Japan.

Wow.

Whoa.

Lucky it wasn't Korea.

Whoa.

Yeah.

The second embarrassment this week had a nightmare for the Swindle family.

Who Swindle?

The dog's owners?

The Swindles, yeah.

The Swindles of.

I guess so.

They were moving with their beloved pet, a 10-year-old German Shepherd.

They went to retrieve him, and he was nowhere to be seen.

They had adopted him when he was four.

They had no idea where he is.

He was examined in Japan and was okay to fly back, so he was flying back from Japan.

That's a fuck-up that's like, all right, that's annoying and concerning,

but the dog's alive.

It's, if anything, more well-traveled.

Yeah, it's a little bit more continuous.

Land of the rising sun and shit like that.

Saw how they did things over there.

Went to Japan, saw how much they love American culture.

Yeah, maybe saw a little baby metal while they were over there.

So, yeah, well, when you fly,

look out because they might fuck around with your dog.

Did you see Black Panther kick?

I'm sorry to say I have not seen it yet.

I think you'll dig it.

Did you get your ass kicked?

No, no.

I went at a, you know,

in Blackface here.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Oh, how I love the black pepper.

Hey, boys.

So you died at the barber shop earlier.

The barber?

You just go the worst possible direction.

We cut heads.

Remember that?

Yeah, I was told.

I saw it

at a viewing that was,

you know, where I was pretty sure that the theater would be empty,

you know,

like

two o'clock on a Monday afternoon.

Very, very good, man.

One of the best Marvel movies.

I just imagine a black usher glaring at it all the time.

It would be so awesome.

What I enjoy about it is since he's a king,

I felt that they had to treat the character with a bit more nobility and a bit more regal.

So

there wasn't that opportunity to make everything a fucking wisecrack.

Okay.

Well, was there a lot of purple since it was royal and black people liked the color purple?

I did see that.

Is that true?

I did not see that, but I did see.

I like the color purple.

I did see it was very, very well done.

And like,

I found myself being like, man, this is one of the, this is my favorite Marvel movie since, God, I don't even know when.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm really glad you're saying this.

I really think you're going to love it when you see it.

Yeah, but I like fun, funny, fun and funny.

Like, I love Thor.

You like the quips.

Yeah, I like the quips.

I like things that don't take themselves seriously.

I wouldn't even say this took itself too seriously, but it just had enough

gravitas.

Yeah, that it didn't, like, I don't like

constantly

hitting me over the head with jokes.

So I enjoyed Black Panther far more than I

can say I enjoyed the Last Storm movie or even the one before that.

What was the one before that?

Whatever white movie there was.

Guardians 2?

I like Guardians 2, but boy,

that was a bit tough with the jokes.

I mean, the jokes are constant.

Yeah.

Were there any little Black Panthers dancing around to 70s music?

No.

And

that's what I dig about the movie.

There wasn't a 70s

soundtrack that a cute little alien would dance to every two seconds.

Okay.

Well, that's good.

But I mean, that's not really like an ongoing problem.

That was one movie.

Come on, man.

It's an ongoing problem in a lot of movies.

What other movie have you?

I'm not going to say Marvel, but how many movies have you seen where you'll see the trailer and it's some old song being played and an animated CGI character is dancing to it?

I've seen it so much, I shriek.

I've seen it in minions, I've seen it in

any number of fucking CGI characters.

But if you just throw all movies in together, every fucking commercial for Black Panther had rap in it.

But it wasn't like where it was.

It was...

It was part of the character.

It was part of

the fabric.

And it never felt like it.

I'm telling you, you don't have to worry about it.

I want to see it.

You will be like, this is fucking amazing.

I guess he will.

He wants to keep his job.

Well, I haven't seen it, and I can already tell you it's amazing

and important, and even better than the all-female Ghostbusters.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, God.

I know that you were a little bit sick of the online

lobbying for

it maybe it really was, but I'm here to say

you don't have to worry about that.

This legitimately stands on its own two feet as a fantastic superhero movie.

Great.

I haven't really heard anything to the other one.

He's great, huh?

He's fucking great.

Really?

I don't like,

there will be some humor in it, and maybe you'll take something out of it.

But I can't stand the injection of humor.

Like, he has a little sister that's kind of a wise ass

that she can, like, she has, she'd be able to, she's like a his

who's that dude that's always making shit for James Bond, Q.

Yeah, Q.

Wow.

It's there somewhere.

You're the more famous Q now.

No, no fucking way.

What are you talking about?

I couldn't remember his name.

No, dude.

What about Qbert?

There's more famous than Qbert.

Maybe more people.

You are the more famous Q

at this point in the time.

More relevant, maybe, in this moment, but more famous, no way more people.

Millions upon millions of people know more people.

More about the Q.

I don't even know what that guy looks like.

Well, he's different actors.

John Cleese played him for a while.

What do you think, Brian?

You weigh in.

Is he eclipsed James Bond movies?

He's been in 26 movies.

Has Brian Quinn eclipsed Q from the James Bond movies now in terms of popularity?

I mean, what matters except for the moment, right?

I don't know who the fuck Q is.

I've never seen a James Bond movie.

I never saw that guy.

So in my world, yes, Q is absolutely the most relevant and the most famous movie.

I would hope in my friend's world.

Thank you, guys.

You just edged out the James Bond Q just a wee bit.

So really, that's what matters.

Like, who gives a fuck about the Q of the 60s?

It's hard to.

Q is a character that still pops up in every James Bond movie.

They still make those movies?

Yeah, he's

movies have been kick-ass, right?

Yeah, he's a young kid in the last one.

Like, he's not a young kid, but he's a guy in his 20s.

Is there still Roger Moore?

Oh,

I was going to say, they made a new James Bond without.

No, no, no.

He's going to be in the next one, too.

I think he signed on phone number.

It's not Roger Moore anymore.

The Felix Unger of James Bonds.

He's my new Bond's my favorite one.

Craig's the best, man.

Daniel Craig.

He's so fucking good.

And then who?

Break your bonds.

Then you got to, then you got to go then to

go.

Then you got to go Sean Connery.

Grab that website.

Grab that domain name.

Shoes Bonds.

With a Z.

This is where it gets unpopular.

That's okay.

But what's his name?

The one just before GoldenEye.

The one that nobody likes.

Pierce Brosnan?

No, the one before him.

Timothy Dalton.

Timothy Dalton.

I like a violent, badass James Bond.

Goldeneye, like,

I like all the Bonds.

Even Lazenberry is fine.

But you like Lazenberry?

Well, he was only one.

He's got to be the least.

He's the least.

He's the least by far.

But what's his name?

GoldenEye.

What's his name?

Pierce Brosnan?

That I thought got a little too jokey and a little too commercialized.

I know they all are.

Hold on, let me take that back.

Lazenby is not the worst Bond.

Roger Moore is definitely the worst Bond.

Really?

In my opinion, yeah.

I think he's, like I said, Felix fucking Unger.

Yeah.

He's like OCD and Neat and shit?

No, he just didn't look like a badass.

He just did not look like a badass.

Oh, he's more like the suave

title.

He wasn't suave?

I thought it was

casting.

Yeah, I agree with that.

He only got that movie because of the saint.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

That makes sense.

Because he was a spy in that.

He was like, oh, man, he'll make the perfect bond.

They needed someone they could put in there that wouldn't throw everybody off.

I think they should have Michael Moore be the next James Bond.

See, I'd watch that.

James Bond looks like everybody's grandma.

Are you

would you support a new Bond who's not British?

Not British?

Yeah, would you ever support that?

Could you support?

An American actor playing James Bond?

No, I just say just a Bond who's not British.

He's white, though.

Come on, let's not get crazy.

He's still a white James Bond.

Would you support a non-white Bond?

I would rather them be

to me being British is important.

If I Idris Alba, when they said that they wanted him to play James Bond,

Idris Alba, he played the gunslinger in the.

Oh, okay.

To me, that's great casting because

that's fucking awesome.

Like, he would be a good James Bond.

But

he's the guy from Thor, too, right?

Yes.

Right, exactly.

Yeah, Hemdell.

Boy, really?

You think he'd make a good Bond?

I think he'd make a good Bond.

I do.

He's a little old, isn't he?

Well, so is Daniel Craig at this point.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess.

But, I mean, in terms of.

Like, the guy who played Black Panther, he could be a Bond.

He'd be a good Bond.

Yeah, that's not a role

that I would look at and be like, oh, they're fucking selling out.

They're casting it as a stunt and stuff like that.

To me, it's like that.

Because

you came down pretty harshly on the female ghost person.

Would you be able to make the case to go for an

older game?

Like Jamie Bond?

He would go for a girl female Bond?

I would watch that.

Yeah.

It wouldn't be James Bond, though.

It wouldn't be the same character.

So I would take it on its own terms.

You know what I mean?

How about it's Jamie Bond and she doesn't even go to spy school.

She's just immediately awesome at everything.

Well,

I'm assuming that's how that movie would go.

Yeah.

I think that they would recruit her off the streets because she was so awesome.

Right.

And then she would just show all the dusty old dudes how to do it.

That would be the Jamie Bond movie.

Right.

Yeah.

Now, we never talked about it, too.

Did you see Last Jedi?

I I did see Last Jedi.

I don't know if I'll ever see it again.

Can you believe that the next Star Wars they're going to hire another white guy to direct it?

It's only a multi-billion dollar franchise that has succ you know, it's been a little successful.

And why wouldn't they mix it up for diversity?

Well.

Well, who would be a black director that you don't think is

a female director?

That's the problem.

Well,

I don't think the question is, is the problem with it, did they hire another male?

I think the problem would be if they hired a woman were to bother me.

That answer is no.

You know what I'm saying?

But if they hired a woman because

only white guys have directed it.

Maybe that's stupid, but if they got a Patty Jenkins who did one other woman and she fucking nailed it out of the park, then you'd be like, oh, that's pretty fucking good.

I'll bet you Patty Jenkins is busy.

And I'll bet you that statistically more young white guys go to film school and do that shit

than

young girls.

So it's more likely, statistically, that a white guy finished.

I don't even watch the last Star Wars movie.

I don't give a fuck about Star Wars at all.

I'm telling you.

I don't care who directs it.

It officially killed my affection for Star Wars.

I hate it the last time.

Coming from the guy that's like, they should make one a month.

That was to help the economy.

I thought that would help.

Making one Star Wars a month, I thought, would really help

the USA's bottom line.

But I feel now I have nothing left.

I have no love in my heart for Star Wars at this point.

I thought that last movie was an abomination.

And

I thought my love affair with Star Wars could be rekindled with Luke Skywalker being in the movie, the whole movie.

And I was wrong.

I didn't like the Luke Skywalker character.

I didn't find myself rooting for Luke in that movie.

Yeah, I mean, I know I come across as a grouchy.

See, but I think a lot of people agree with you.

I think a lot of people agree with you.

That movie got a lot of fucking.

Online's not the real world.

It's not?

No.

Online is not the real world.

You're not a total asshole.

Well, thank God.

It was.

Yeah.

Well, look, Yoda was awesome.

Yeah, I disagree.

I'm just telling you my opinion.

I'm just shooting straight.

I'm disagreeing.

Why can't Yoda get a sex change for the next movie?

Why can't he be gender fluid?

And he might be.

Just because you haven't seen him yet doesn't mean he's not.

That's true.

He might be.

What did Yoda do in the movie?

I can't remember.

He just showed up, and that was enough for me.

He showed up, and he was a puppet, and he wasn't fucking some character I've never seen before giving a speech that I didn't give a shit about.

There's a lot of preaching in Star Wars, this movie.

But you can't see a fucking movie without preaching anymore, right?

Like, there's so many movies that you go to.

Even books I try to read.

I've stopped reading certain authors because I'm like, I don't want the fucking politics injected.

I don't give a fuck.

It's just too much.

There was a little bit of, but there had to be in Black Panther.

I felt there had to be.

To not address some social issues in Black Panther, I think, would have been a cop-out.

But when they did it,

it was so well done.

It was like it was the perfect amount, the perfect feelings of like

it just was really, really well done.

And just enough politics, just enough social issues, just enough action, just enough

acting.

I don't want any of it.

But there has has to be an emotional.

Why?

Because it's an important

moment in the Marvel universe, in the Marvel movie,

in the world of blockbusters.

Right.

This is an important

moment.

It has to be.

So I'm being told.

I am being told that a lot.

That character has to have an identity that's different than Captain America.

It just has to.

Of course.

He's a whole different character.

Right.

With a whole different mindset, with a whole different...

But doesn't he live in an entire segregation?

But doesn't he live in an entirely segregated country?

but he's not just, but he's the Black Panther for the world now.

Right, but doesn't the country he come from

hoard its gifts?

Right.

They address that in the movie because that's what you're talking about.

There's people in the movie, like, we don't want to let, like, his good friends, the Wakandan, you know,

his council.

Right.

We're not letting, we don't want anybody to come to Wakanda.

We're not letting refugees in.

And he's like torn because he's like, he doesn't know what to do.

If I had to guess, by the end, he opens, he lets those refugees in.

And you'd guess wrong.

Oh, fuck.

You'd guess.

Are you?

So he does.

You're telling me that fucking.

Now I know you're fucking.

I'm not.

I can't.

It's just not addressed.

It's not addressed.

Yeah, there's no like.

You're telling me they made a movie about a country with closed borders that doesn't want to let people in.

And by the end of the movie, there wasn't like, guess what?

We're opening the fucking borders to people.

Yeah, like one of them.

And that movie made money?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

You must have napped out of something.

One of the very liberal, what was it, Wakwandans?

Wakandans.

One of the very liberal Wakandans, where it's like, where are the refugees at?

And then Black Panther just looks directly at the camera.

What they did

to kind of

make up for the fact that they didn't address that there was a, they're like, that they didn't let refugees in was that Black Panther made a huge effort to let the world know the secrets about Wakanda and to share their technology and their

media, right?

Yeah, so they share it with the world and they bring it and they bring their

not addressed.

I don't know.

Wow.

All right.

You got it.

Yeah.

You know, I want to see.

I haven't not seen it because of any reason.

I want to see it.

Yeah.

So I don't know.

But I liked Yoda, I liked The Porg, I liked, and Anything with the Millennium Falcon.

I really liked The Porg.

I don't know why I dug them.

Yeah, they were.

To me, they felt even so

inconsequential.

Yeah, but

Rose Tico,

the girl that was running around with Finn the whole time where they went to the casino.

Total waste of time.

I just didn't understand Finn and her storyline.

I just didn't understand any of it.

And then the aggression.

To address

some real-world

issues, I think.

Yeah, but you can make those characters kick ass.

Sure.

You don't have to make them fucking complaining, preaching, whiny people.

You can make them someone that you want to spend time with.

They didn't do that.

That's a great point.

There was not one character in that Last Jedi that they were like, that's a character I'd like to spend time with.

No.

Well, the robots, that's about it.

Which robot?

I like BV-8.

I like R2.

I like, you know.

You know, the ones you could shut down.

Pull the power plaque.

Yeah.

And the one that was dead, Yoda.

But

I did like the connection between Rey and what's his name?

A brother.

Is that who you think it is?

Oh, I just, why?

You know what?

I said that out loud.

Yeah,

I don't know why I said that.

Yeah, Ren.

Ren.

I like that.

And I continue to like him as a villain.

But I can't, I just,

that whole shit.

Everybody loves that Admiral Hoder, who for whatever her name is.

And I'm just like, this is a dumb character who did a dumb thing, who is kind of an asshole, and she has stupid hair.

Like, why is everybody blowing her?

Like, I don't get it.

Right.

Okay, fine.

Does she have big jugs?

No.

Does she have big jugs?

Does she have big jugs?

No, I meant to say, I think because it's a female character, I think we can, it's safe to say that that was one of the reasons.

Oh, it's not safe

it's like but but why

this is what this is this is what i'm saying i don't want i want to hold female characters to the same standards like don't make them lame and then say like oh you got to love them like fucking layer was an all is the best but have we ever held female characters to the same standard we dress them up scantily we make them

look like sex kittens but just because someone's dressed up scantily doesn't mean they're not a good character right but they're not held to the same standards, though.

They have to look like lipstick models that can kick ass.

And I like all the ugly Thors and Captain Americas that we hover around, right?

Oh, come on.

Like, those guys aren't the equivalent of the Wonder Woman lady, Gal Godot or whatever?

Gal Godot?

Chris Hemsworth, is that his name?

Every girl's like

slick over this guy.

Yeah, slide right out of the seats.

So they aren't, yeah.

There's a whole pile of ladies right down by the screen.

They slid out of their seats.

Was Christopher Reeve?

Was Christopher Reeve handsome?

To some, I guess.

Sure.

I mean, he was considered handsome.

He was considered handsome.

Like, what are we talking about?

Like, there's no...

No, I've been there.

But it's not like cheesecake, though, like that we do for.

Not for you.

How do you know what cheesecake is to a girl?

Like, you think Hemsworth isn't cheesecakey?

He's got his fucking guns showing and shit, and his fucking package is swaddled in tight fucking Hispaniacs.

And now,

you know, and to your complaint before about how, like, it's too jokey, it's because you can't have a guy that strong and that powerful.

You can't have a male god, and you have to undercut him at every turn.

That was that whole thing.

And I like the movie.

You think Thor is made the butt of the jokes?

It's because he's

a white male god.

So this is the way we do it.

Are we all undercut him?

Here's the thing.

I like the movie.

I thought it was funny.

I wouldn't change Thor Agnor.

I loved it.

But it was clear that every time Thor looked strong, it was like, whoop, joke.

Or

every time he started to get too ahead of himself, whoop, whoop, on the cut, joke.

Every single second.

I was right there.

But

are you unable to watch a movie without looking for these things?

No, I'm able to watch movies.

Are you able to get lost in it without constantly trying to look for the messages?

Do you even have to look for them?

I feel like they hit you right over the fucking head with the fish.

Well, then I don't enjoy it.

Then I don't enjoy it.

And then, like,

and then, I mean, again, this isn't the reason I didn't go see Black Panther, but maybe, but definitely like how they're like.

They want to get shot.

That was the reason.

Yeah, I don't, you know, not on Finn Island.

Come on.

So now, but,

but it's like

that, that thing of being told this movie is fucking going to be amazing.

This is a watershed movie.

And it is.

It is.

I don't have to.

There's no way for me to negate that.

I wouldn't even try, but it's just like, then I can't take myself out of it.

When the whole fucking, when, before I even see frame one of the movie, they're like, it's so important as a movie.

Then I'm just like, is it?

I think, like I said I think the opening sequence

is so cool is it really like there's this animation where they give the history of the Black Panther it's so cool and everything and you will

you will forget all that stuff all those all those feelings you had watching other movies yeah you'll you'll look at this one you'll be like that's the way it's got to be done that's the perfect balance of having um

having your cake and eating it too well you know what it was too with black panther that i liked all the hype around it the reason i didn't go see ghostbusters in theaters was because of all the fucking hype.

Yeah.

Because they wanted to have pants.

They had a pants policy.

I didn't want to go about it.

No, it's because

their tact was

fuck you if you don't like it.

If you don't like it, you're sexist.

If you don't like it,

you're a fucking misogynist.

So I was like, well, fuck it.

I'm not going to see this shit.

Fuck them.

Black Panther, none of it was, it was all positive.

This is beautiful.

Like, this is great.

Finally, black people again, they're superheroes.

Finally, but who's not behind that?

You know what I'm saying?

Like, if you're not behind that, then maybe you are kind of a dick.

Whereas the other one, where if you're with Ghostbusters, you were even like, I don't know, man.

There was something to that first movie that I kind of liked.

Oh, fuck you.

You're a misogynist.

Just like, then I'm not going to go see it.

And it didn't do well.

Whereas Black Panther was all very positive and it didn't throw me.

I agree with them.

Like, that's fantastic.

That's great.

It doesn't.

Wait, so you went Monday at 2 o'clock?

Actually, it was probably.

I was waiting for you to make this joke.

I can't believe you didn't make it the first time.

I went, actually, I had to take my daughter to school, and then I had to wait for her class to be done.

So I timed it perfectly where I went.

I hopped over to the theater and watched Black Panther while she was in class, and then the movie was over.

Class was over.

Nice.

You're talking about yourself, like your fucking cue or whatever, like the James Bond cue.

He's like, so I timed it perfectly.

The execution was flawless.

I dropped her off.

I went and bought a ticket.

You weren't able to see the movie because of the time constraints or something.

I have not been able to pull it off.

The guy works fucking 90 hours a week.

I wish it was only 90.

I have three hours to kill when my daughter goes to learn about opioids.

You know,

I'm not as busy as Q.

I don't have as much free time as you.

So I was saying, I would have gone to the movie.

I would have gone to the movie.

Nobody ever calls me.

I'm home alone.

I'm sorry, man.

You make me say that.

I can't get my friend of 40 years to call me.

I can't get my fucking wife to call me.

This is the first time I've been to seeing a movie by myself since Phantom Menace.

Yeah.

I felt alright.

I wasn't.

So not that gay porn theater dad Aspberry.

I was like, hey, Walt.

Last time we met, do you have something?

I have one thing, but I need two very woke guys to help me out with it.

So Katie Perry, who I'm sure you're...

Familiar with, Walt.

Yeah.

Long, long time ago, she kissed a girl and she liked it, allegedly.

We all like like it.

She's a singer.

She's a singer.

She's very hot

in terms of like in terms of

sweat?

No, in terms of like she's like, she's one of the most elite singers in the world, like a

very popular.

You don't think she's attractive.

Like a Beyoncé.

You don't think she's attractive?

No.

Have you seen her lately?

She did that same crew cut like tank girl

bleach blonde shit.

I meant hot in terms of like she sells a lot of units.

Right, yeah, yeah.

And she's as big as Beyonce, right?

I don't know.

I don't know.

The beehive may fucking swarm on your own.

She's not as big as Beyonce, but she's fucking up there, maybe a million.

She's got like 90 million followers or something.

She's at the point where it doesn't matter if she's as big as Beyonce, so it might as well be.

But Beyonce is like a cultural force.

Yeah.

Beyonce's a whole thing.

Is Nana still in the elite?

Or is she not a specific elite anymore?

The elite of the fucking rest home, maybe.

Is she gotten to that age where she can't, where she puts out an album, no one cares?

I think she still does well.

Yeah.

I don't think she's a good one.

She's got to.

Yeah, she's got to do well.

I know you don't really care about her that much, right?

Yeah, you really don't.

And I don't know if when she when an album drops, do people care?

I think people do.

Okay.

Yeah.

I mean, it happens to every every artist when they when they hit they get it, except TSD.

Every week.

Every week is like it's the first album dropping.

Fucking people think it's not.

When our episode drops, it's still a thing.

Bon Jovi just just his album's been out for a year and he's still in the Billboard top ten.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

I got to tell you, I hate Bon Jovi's music, man.

Like, I heard it.

it.

Yeah, I heard it the other day.

I can't stand Bruce Christine either.

I mean, look, if I'm doing a little finger in the night,

then that's my go-to.

But

I just hear it, and I'm like, the hits were the shit that you heard a thousand times since like 88.

So you're like, who gives a fuck?

I can see why I can understand you not appreciating his style of music because it's kind of bubblegum.

Pretty boy bubblegum bullshit.

You know, but he definitely.

I need a Lemmy with warts all over his face and shit.

Believe me,

I was always a little bummed that he became the, you know, Springsteen and him became the face of Jersey music.

Right.

And Windorf and Monster Magnet is like, what about me, guys?

Yeah, to me.

Room for one more.

To me, Windorf's music is

so much more complicated, so much more

well done.

The lyrics are much deeper.

I guess I don't know about Springsteen.

I wouldn't be able to say that with much authority.

I was down at the docks one time.

He does, but it's all like he didn't live it.

Springsteen.

Yeah, he never lived it.

I don't know.

I have a different opinion.

I mean, you got Windorf singing about cosmic space.

Yeah, shit that matters.

But the lyrics have to be poetic, or else it just

falls apart.

So I always wish that he had gotten a bit more.

Wow.

This might be an age thing, but I don't feel the way you guys feel.

I think maybe I I was raised on Bon Joey's music a little more than you guys.

You know what I mean?

It was always kind of.

We were seniors, I think, or maybe even out of school by the time

Slippery What came out of it.

He came out with.

I remember getting the album.

I mean, I remember my sister getting the album.

83, maybe.

So we were still in high school

when he hit.

All right, but 83,

I was seven.

What's your feelings on Springsteen then?

Springsteen, I really only one album I ever really kind of play or get into, but I'm not really a big Springster.

No,

born USA.

Oh, God.

Garbage ship.

I love that.

Commercial.

All right.

Hey, what do you want?

I like that.

Commercial fucking homogenized fucking

fucking second, man.

Sign me up.

The videos that would play over and over and over.

Nothing but the hits.

I love the hits.

Sign me up.

I do love the hits.

There's a reason they're hits.

Fuck the towel.

It's the boss motherfuckers.

I don't care You're the run!

At least you should have picked

the first album, not the one that

is

the sellout album.

I like sellouts.

What's the problem?

I know my entire existence.

Yeah, look at me.

You think you see me on dead fucking?

You know who I am.

You know what I'm like.

You turn on that TV, you see a creature that looks like your friend.

You don't see your friend.

Fuck that chippity cho and my fucking tits off.

But yeah, but like as far as like now, people, I hear this all the time, or I read it, I don't hear it.

People hate my taste of music, and they seem to never give you any shit from your taste of music.

Who's going to go safe?

It's so safe.

Yeah, we sang at Tom Petty, the two biggest things I ever mentioned.

Tom Petty is the Fort Knox of the musicians.

It's so safe.

No, that's not true, man.

That's because he died.

Now everybody's got that thing for people who died.

But you two accused me of fucking having thumbs up my ass.

You guys said I was lame and fucking gay for liking him, and I sat here and talked

and I said, I don't give a fuck.

I said, I don't care.

That's true.

All right?

Yeah, you never wavered.

That's true.

Never wavered.

What?

Did I ever waver in anything that I said I love?

We didn't attack you.

Yes, he did.

Oh, I attacked you too.

No, he said I fucking like cocksucker music.

When I had radio heads.

First of all, it was dick sucker music, right?

There's a big difference between a cock and a dick.

Okay, once you explain.

A cock's dirty in the back of a bar.

Yeah.

They didn't shave his hair all over.

Oh, nice, pretty dick.

It's on the table.

Yeah, you're picking cubes out of your hair.

But still, I mean, out of your teeth, rather.

This is some.

More out of your hair.

I don't know how it goes away.

Radiohead, one of the most

beloved by the critics.

I hate that song.

That's a hit.

I don't like the hits.

I've listened to Radioheads.

Give me the B-side flag.

I'm a B-side guy.

Okay, fair enough.

B-side flag.

I mean, you're a fucking.

I mean, my God, Q, I'm surprised you still have any ankles left jumping on every fucking bandwagon.

Fucking music.

He's like that blade runner guy who killed his wife.

I don't deserve this.

So this was.

So this is.

Oh, wait, this is a compilation album?

Well, what's Kate Perry, though?

Oh, Katie Perry.

Yeah, fuck Bon Jovi.

So Katy Perry is an American idol, right?

Now, I want to, in this climate,

is this the thing that she should have,

should she have done this?

Okay, this is a video I don't know who this

okay oh I did see this

on the news last night

okay it's Lionel Ritchie Kate Perry

no I've never been in a relationship really I can't kiss the girl without being in a relationship I think he's 18

okay

so these are additions I suppose.

He didn't even make the smush sound.

Here we go.

So he leans in for a second kiss, and it's just so.

Okay, so now she whips her head around and kisses the guy on the lips, puts her hands up in triumph.

Now,

okay, so she tricked the kid into kissing him on the lips.

Right, sexual assault.

He says that he was unhappy about it, not because he was uncomfortable, not because he felt it was sexual harassment, but because he's conservative and was waiting to be in a relationship for his first kiss.

Now, the guy's 18.

I'm sorry, he's gay.

He is gay

if that is, he doesn't, not that being gay is a bad thing.

He doesn't want to kiss a girl at all.

Not saying, no,

I wasn't defending or arguing as she was a gay.

I know what you mean.

I just like

it's still his choice.

I agree with him.

I'm just saying, you can't possibly, as an 18-year-old guy, be like, oh, I'm waiting to get into a relationship to kiss somebody.

Have you ever known anyone like that?

Except for Walt.

No, I've never known anybody like that.

Right?

Never.

He would have been labeled gay.

Absolutely.

Without a doubt.

There would have been a rubber stamp on him in high school.

Hey, how's it being gay?

Fun?

But it's a lot different nowadays, though.

And

it's a lot better for people to

have and to say these things, you know, and to feel this way.

It's a lot easier to come out now and say those things and, you know, and not be labeled.

You know,

well, depends on who you're listening to.

Because I'm going to do it.

I'll do it until the first time.

You say I die.

You still got that work stamp

ready to go.

Once a week I check my ink to make sure it hasn't dried out.

I'm surprised you got any ink left.

I surprised all Mink's farms.

I normally use it four to five times a day.

Most of the world, like if you go into a thrift shop, Walt, in the back, they have a big box of gay stamps that people

threw out over the years and it turns out

what am I going to do?

We can't go around stamping everybody gay anymore.

There he is.

There's the collector, the eBay guy.

Fuck him, man.

Like, I get so many gay stamps, like, cheap and shit.

But the other thing was, I was like, is it acceptable?

In today's climate, is what she did acceptable?

No,

I think that's kind of

kind of equivalent to Trump being like, I can go grab him by the grab by the pussy.

Yeah.

It's on the same kind of level, not as heinous.

Right.

But he actually did.

Katie Perry isn't running for president.

But she actually physically shit.

He just talked about it.

Right.

Well, we could assume.

I'll tell you what, though.

And he wasn't being literal either.

No, he wasn't.

Here's something that I could say because it was a woman who did it to a man.

I don't think it's that big of a deal.

Everybody fucking get over it.

Dude, it's a joke.

But it's a big deal to him.

That's all that matters.

Right, but he's a fucking moral.

No.

How he feels about it is incidental.

Yeah, it has nothing to do with my judgment.

It's our feelings that matter, dude.

But

if a guy did that to a woman, I could have made that comment.

I could have made that comment.

I could be like, get over it.

What's the big deal?

Oh, you would see.

You may as well have fucking held her down while fucking lying with Richie kissed her.

It's the same double standard that a lot of people don't understand, which is

if a teacher has an affair with a 17-year-old, 16-year-old girl, he's a piece of shit, which I happen to agree with.

If a hot female teacher, 16, 17-year-old boy, you're like, he's a lucky motherfucker.

You know,

you know, that at that age, if it had been you, you'd have been like,

what did I do?

Why are the gods smiling down on me?

And no girls want to hear that shit.

And I won't fuck it up.

I didn't tell anybody.

You would have, though.

No.

He would have, though.

You would have been fucked up in the head, though, if you were dating your teacher.

You know, you would have been.

It would have, well, more fucked up in the head.

I would have been like, Walt, I'll talk to you.

I was waiting to get into a relationship.

No.

I just need.

Then she's like, let me see your cock.

And I was like, cock, it's a text.

Do you think you were mature enough

to handle a relationship with a teacher at your age?

You would have been in love so bad.

Oh, absolutely.

And Pam would have been like, Do you want to get her an engagement ring?

Before your grandma dies.

Oh, nice.

It would have definitely been

a bad thing for you

looking past at the mental pain or the mental scars.

Well, which teacher was it?

What was his name?

Yeah, I mean, I think of the teachers that were at our school.

And yeah, it would have been scarring because they were all like 78 years old.

No, no.

You know what?

Let's say it was just somebody.

Miss Stavola, do you remember her?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

It wasn't Grandma Diane.

It was Miss Stavola.

It's still what I think it would have been.

It would have had an extremely adverse effect on you mentally, though, to be you would have, you would have been all in.

So it would have been worse than that.

You would have killed for her.

You would have been the dateline story of a teacher who gets her student to kill her.

That Gus Fan Sam movie?

What was it?

Fuck, what was it?

It had Nicole Kidman in it.

Remember?

Oh, she's

the news reporter.

I think you could have been one of those guys

because you would have been so in love.

Yeah, well, Patela's already given me a list.

I don't have time to go see any movies with you, just so you know.

But the last

Katie Perry.

The last time we met,

I introduced a new segment, and it has

unbelievable response

to the home dyslexia portion.

And now that we're a week into it, now you guys can actually play now and give next week's or next episodes clues.

So

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I have, remember I told you I would wear rings on the show?

Yes.

I did one.

Okay.

And it's an awesome one.

It's a steel Jason Voorhees mask.

And I wore it on the show.

I will bring it next week for us to send to Merchtable to randomly insert.

Okay.

And you, and I, as soon as I know what episode that it's in,

I'll do that too.

But I have one already.

If it doesn't work, will you wear a cock ring that you will then send?

I will wear a dick ring.

A dick ring, knotted cock ring.

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It's precious.

But last week, I said the first person that emails me with the correct clues and the theme of the dyslexia was going to win a free Prussian mini skull.

Why people are still emailing in two weeks after the episode dropped, I'm not sure.

I mean, it's a pretty good bet that if you're not in that first to 24 hours, you know, that you're not going to win.

I'm still getting emails about what Frank number two was saying.

Flea market.

But the first clue last week was

Stern, Jill,

Car, woman.

You guys want to take a shot at that?

Stern, Jill, car, woman.

Well, the opposite of Jill is Jack.

Boom.

The opposite of horse is car.

Boom.

So we know the two middle one.

We know Stern.

Stern.

And

I think you got all.

I mean, so you got all of them, don't you?

No.

Except the first one.

You got Stern,

Jill, Car, Woman.

So boy, man.

It's the opposite of woman.

So

it's

Jack Horseman.

Stern?

Bojack Horseman.

Bojack Horseman.

There you go.

But wait, Stern, the out is out.

I guess you guys don't spend a lot of time on the water like Edgar because if you had known, it would have been the opposite of Stern is a bow on the boat.

Bow Jack Horseman.

I get it.

Okay, so it's not the word then.

That's what you're saying.

What do you mean?

It's bow, not bow.

B-O-W.

Come on.

That's so.

Look, I'm going by the rules.

I'm just saying.

You got it.

What are you complaining about?

You got it.

You got it.

All right.

Then we had had

Repairing Good.

Repairing Good.

Reading Bad.

Very good.

Well done.

That's the one I know.

Okay.

And then the last clue was

Indulge my despair.

Your.

Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Very good.

It's only my solid background in TV.

And the theme was

Brian's favorite television shows.

A lot of people got that.

A lot of people thought Curb Your Enthusiasm was

press your luck.

So many people thought it was press your luck, which I thought was

titillating to me to see so many people get that wrong.

No skull for you.

I've got a billion left.

And also, I thought that, like, if you got it right, like,

yeah, it's not if you get it right, it's if you're the first one to get it right.

Right.

And did so.

So who was the first person?

The first person that got it right was

Leonell Caldella.

What?

Yeah, Leonel could Caldella.

Pronounces names like he pronounces the parts of Buddha.

You could just go see Black Panther with him and go see

him.

And Leonell is in Brazil, so

fuck if I forgot to mention that it was only in the

North America.

That's on us.

That's on me.

So Leonel will be getting his skull.

But yeah,

if you're across the seas,

I can't say that.

Tip off a small break.

If you win.

If you're up for winning if you want to pay the shipping overseas,

I'll send you a free skull then.

So for this next week's or this week's clues queue,

I made it a little bit harder.

They're looking for a new blues clues.

And the ring is not going to be in one of the free skulls, to be fair.

And that ring, by the way, is $30.

Really?

So we're also giving away more than the value of the skull.

But yes.

But if you're interested in winning a skull this week, here are this week's

three clues.

Mr.

Streets.

That's Mr.

Streets.

That's clue one.

Clue two,

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That's clue two.

Generous Knights.

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There's a theme through these three.

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Wow.

Wow, man.

That's something.

I'm telling you, the response was amazing.

People telling me how much they love the game and how excited they are now to get involved and be able to play and figure it out.

Speaking of responses, I want to...

I like the response.

We have an Instagram account.

I'll put pictures up and shit.

Tell them ants.

That's it.

Like the interactions, like people going to the pictures and looking at them and shit, it's pretty impressive for the number of followers we have, which is not that many.

So I'm glad that people go there and

like them and shit.

It's mostly a besiege.

She's likable.

And wedding pictures.

I don't know how much you observe it

in your daily life.

Do you think manners

are declining steadily every day?

I mean, I grew up in New York City, so so manners were always kind of a nebulous thing.

You do have a good

like I've been in cars with you where people, I'm like, what is this motherfucker's problem?

You're like, ah, it's New York.

You're like, you're laid back about the ponking.

If I didn't, I would go.

When I'm driving, it happened today.

I have to remind myself, the fuck do you expect you're in New York City?

Yeah.

I do have to remind myself.

It's only when somebody tries to kill me that I like, I will fucking murder this person.

But yeah, for the most part, I just assume everybody's an idiot.

There are three things I think you should teach your kid, all right?

Oh, kid I won't have?

The kid that you'll never have.

Okay.

Don't do drugs.

Really?

Sparingly.

Not the hard stuff.

Right.

Oh, no.

No, don't do any drug.

No, don't listen to them.

Any drug.

I'm telling you, you don't.

Smoke weed.

Spices.

If you never start,

you'll never have to struggle to stop.

You don't have to struggle to stop smoking weed.

If it's not there, you're like, shit, I don't have any weed.

Yeah, fuck, I got a call.

Now I got a call.

You got a note in the mail about all the harmful effects of smoking weed.

Yeah, I don't mean, I don't want to hijack

your rules.

That's okay.

Go ahead.

This is part of it.

We'll go back.

I'm part of it because

I thought that there was some horrific things I never knew about the graph.

Okay.

Okay, so I come to the stash today.

Go ahead.

Go, go, go.

I just love how you're like, I found out these horrific things I never knew.

It's a fucking card.

An anonymous card that somebody photocopied shit in that you don't even know they didn't make themselves and like highlighted shit.

They're trying to save Q's life.

No, no, no.

This is.

I'll save your life.

I got to take it.

Just take in some sort of

printout from the internet.

Right.

Oh.

Oh, it is true, though.

Well,

and there's a racist Asian caricature on there.

We have to talk.

Remind me to talk to you about Stanky Yankee before we get off today because an amazing thing happened to me.

All right.

So I come in today, and people were very nice to send a bunch of gifts to the stash for my birthday,

yesterday.

Happy birthday!

Thanks.

Oh, you didn't know?

I didn't know it was your birthday.

Oh,

yesterday.

Yesterday.

42.

I didn't know it was your birthday yesterday.

I feel bad.

I didn't say happy birthday.

It's all right.

Say it now.

I did.

Thank you, pal.

Not to you.

I said it about you.

So I came here a bunch of gifts and cards.

Thank you.

And by the way,

some people will just put $20 in an envelope and mailed it with a card.

Thank you.

That's the fucking, that's awesome.

Like, that is, I, I, it is, there's never not a thrill.

So much nicer than opening something like, can you sign this?

Yeah, it was like, and I don't like.

Something for the effort.

It was, it's nice.

No, they weren't even like, this is how nice they were.

They weren't even like, here's a photo.

It was like, here's $20.

Go buy around on me.

That is fucking nice.

I like that.

Yeah.

Because I don't need money.

What I need is like nice, you know, thoughts with money.

I want somebody to be nice to you.

I just want somebody to send me money and be nice.

Okay, but then I opened this judgmental fucking card which is not signed for a reason because they know they're an asshole um

and it is on the perils and inside are these pieces of paper you hear are printed out in hand cut facts on excessive the perils of excessive drinking with depression underlined every time it's mentioned um

which that one makes sense because

you did love to drink back in the day did the key word being did yeah Yeah, not really anymore.

And then

there's another one with the same thing

with underlying depression and underlined quotes from marijuana.

Now, am I known as a pothead?

Because I'm not really like, that's not really my defining.

Well, yeah, I wasn't sure.

Have you revealed to online or something?

All that method man hanging out.

Yeah, that's what I actually have to talk to you about.

I mean, I think that any marijuana I've done through the course of my life has been probably way under the normal realm of what people do.

He said normal.

Normal.

He said normal.

Way under, like, like, way, way under.

And then, on top of that, like, I was in the fire department for so long.

It's been a long time since you're in the fire department.

Right, but what I'm saying is, like, it's not like my life has been about marijuana.

It's not.

I would have to agree that you've never been synonymous with

the pot.

Right.

So, but even if I was,

who the fuck are you?

Whoever sent this to me?

I didn't send $20 with it.

Yeah, like, at least give me $20 to

preach to me as if I don't get fucking preached every time I turn on the TV, every time I turn on the radio, when I go to the movies, when I fucking, every fucking thing, I got somebody telling me, This is how you should live your life.

This is how to do it right.

And if you don't do this way, it's wrong.

So you think I got to come to my fucking happy place, Jay and Son of Bob's Secret Stash to do Telem Steve Dave, and I get yet another fucking know-it-all telling me how to live my life.

How about this?

Fuck you.

Fuck off.

Like, fuck you.

We love you and want you to take care of yourself.

I do.

I get this when I was on fucking like death levels of pills.

Nobody sent this to me.

They're like, they assume you smoke weed and then are like, we want you to live.

But it's possible, though, that you just, what you're feeling right now, maybe because

of the grass, because it says.

But I don't smoke weed.

You can feel, have feelings of persecution, though.

But I can't even tell you the last time I smoked weed.

Even tell you the last time.

Every time I smoke weed.

Couldn't even tell you.

That's not in my system.

That's because he has short-term memory loss.

It was like a minute earlier.

He says it can cause irritability.

Fine, but

yeah, hold on.

Delusions are grander.

Well, that's not going to happen.

I know the guy.

Or the feeling of being persecuted.

It makes you very talkative.

Unable to control your laughter.

Or it may cause

depression, mental confusion.

Is this the the lobby card for fucking reefer madness or something?

Even delirium.

But I'm not depressed anymore.

Right.

But it could come back, though, right?

You just were a couple.

Like, remember at the beginning of the year, you were in a real bad place?

Sure, but it's like that is a chemical thing.

Like, I'm not depressed now.

I'm the happiest I've ever been.

I went through a fucking bad phrase, but it wasn't, it wasn't.

But it wasn't because of the

pot.

It's just a

lot of people.

Not only that, but this is the thing.

They're going to say that

the Mary Jane, it has no ill effects whatsoever.

They want to say that.

They want to beat that down.

They want to make sure that is definitely the PR campaign of the marijuana smoker.

Nothing bad can ever happen to you if you smoke it.

No ill effects at all.

No, I don't think they're saying that.

I think they're saying it's not addictive.

And look, dude, when I was in rehab, there was a guy, he had been on heroin for like 25 years.

So he's giving a speech and he's talking about how all drugs are bad all alcohol is bad and all this other shit and he starts talking about weed and he's like it doesn't make anything better to which i and i said at the time i said you know that's not true yeah like you know that's not true like i've been to a concerts smoking weed and being straight the smoking weed always better right universally better

and again that's for you dude

that's for you you're standing up there with the fucking drug problem yeah you are a junkie you can't handle your shit like you fucking piece of fucking judgmental shit.

Yeah, he's like, you know, you're in rehab.

Well, me too, but still.

But if I ain't up, you appreciate everybody.

You know what I mean?

It's like, fuck off.

But listen to this shit.

This is like, there's an insert about Confucius here.

Confucius began to teach men how to live happily.

His principal rule for happiness: what you do not wish done to yourself, do not do to others, was much like the golden rule.

Confucius held office under many different princes whom he tried to interest in the right moral conduct, this conduct based on love, justice, reverence, wisdom, and sincerity.

If you're saying that Q isn't that way because he smokes weed, you're wrong.

You don't fucking know the guy, moron.

And it's also like, so what?

If you smoke weed, it's immoral.

Like, now you sound like a fucking idiot.

It's just be quiet.

And again, I'm a fucking cheech and chong over here, but it's just like, oh, this is how you want to live your life?

Oh, these are your beliefs.

Wait, are these your feelings?

Because aren't they the most fucking important thing in the world?

And the world should fucking run on the feelings of teenagers, right?

This is

the way

you've swerved.

Why do you think this is a teenager who wrote this?

No, I'm saying in today's climate, it's like now that after the school shooting, teenagers are just going to be handed the reins because they're fucking so emotionally stable.

They're not going to be handed the reins at all.

You know, people want to.

I like to see if they want to.

You don't like that?

There's the swell.

No, I don't.

No.

I love it.

I told my daughter,

you get out there if you want to get out there.

Don't worry about any repercussions.

Don't worry about your godfather, fucking idiot, shouting you down.

No, no, no.

No, I think it's great that they're voicing their opinions, but the people that are like, hey, like this girl who was like, I was there and I know, and then she's lobbying for gun control, it's like, all right, well, if my house burns down, right?

Does that make me a fucking arson investigator because I was there?

No, it does not.

And it doesn't make me any more knowledgeable about guns or the Constitution or anything because.

Yeah, you're on the first-hand experience of fucking the negative side.

That's all you have to be, though, to realize there's a lot of problems.

Because you can't do it.

That's just a problem.

Because people are saying shit like, well, why don't you just amend the Constitution?

It's not that hard.

It's like

once.

Once.

And it was a bad fucking idea, which they fucking reversed because everybody was getting killed.

And if you're telling me that you think

an age limit on a gun isn't raising the age limit isn't.

No, and I'll tell you why.

Okay?

Because a girl can be 18, move into her own apartment.

She could live by herself.

And you're telling that girl, fuck the Constitution.

You are not allowed to protect yourself with a firearm in case some dude breaks in and wants to fucking rape you.

You can't do that.

And that's why I think it's fucking bullshit.

Or, you know what?

You can have a gun, but you got to join the military.

It's nonsense.

It's fucking nonsense.

That is nonsense.

That's an interesting wrinkle.

Actually, that's an interesting wrinkle I haven't thought of yet.

You can join the military and get a government-sanctioned gun, but the government doesn't want you owning your own gun.

No, you just want to protect yourself.

That's interesting.

Oh, well, no.

You can't have a gun then.

Should have.

You kind of on Walt's side in the beginning of this, but you can't.

If Congress was facing a school, like

the amount of school shootings that have happened since Columbine, if Congress was facing that level of shootings,

do you think there'd be some different laws passed?

No, because

Congress has fucking security out the ass

and the schools don't.

But so they're willing to just sit and do nothing.

Really, whose fault was the fucking school shooting done in Florida?

Was it the fucking maniac kid, or was it the asshole fucking Sheriff's Department and the asshole fucking guy?

No, no, no, no.

No, it was not.

Of course it was.

He's the guy who's not.

No, he's fucking the same.

In fact,

there's a lot of, there's a horrendous, horrific mistakes made

that didn't happen that didn't cause him to be shut down because the people who didn't do their jobs.

But at the bottom of the day, who fucking pulled the trigger?

A mentally ill person.

A mentally ill guy.

And nobody wants to pay more taxes to help mentally ill people.

They just want fucking shit the way they do.

Oh, I don't.

Which I understand.

But it's like, you can't, like, who,

the people who failed in this situation is the government, the sheriff's department, the FBI, anybody who got a fucking tip, of which I understand there were like, what, 30?

Oh, yeah.

40 tips?

Something like that.

But nobody will pay a price, though.

No one will lose their job.

No one will be held accountable.

It's a fucking pussy ass sheriff who didn't go into the fucking building.

It's like

when that kind of shit is happening, the real fucking cops are running towards it, not fucking

loitering outside.

The answers are just to keep selling more guns?

No, no.

You definitely need to look at guns and the gun laws, and you need to figure it out.

But to just raise the age limit, it's like, what fucking difference does that make?

So what is 2210?

What do you think then?

Like the bump stocks, for example.

Okay.

You know, you can change something like that.

You can fucking follow up on shit that you know people are reporting.

You could do that.

That's what about

background checks?

Sure.

But if they do background checks.

Well, more stringent ones, though.

Such as?

I mean, you would have to, a lot of your personal information would be out there, though.

Like, if to get more stringent.

Like what, though?

Like what information?

For psychiatric records.

But

I gave

my

consent to that.

That's something that you do.

You've never applied for guns, so you don't know.

You have to give consent to search.

But how will they know who to search

unless you give your forthcoming and who your doctors are?

Oh, you think they have a hard time finding out shit about me or any number of people in this?

They're fucking terrible.

You know they're not.

Yeah.

You think that

the way things are now, you think that with the amount of guns are being sold, that every single person is being looked at as closely as they should be?

It could be.

And they can't fucking fucking.

Do you see the way that they drop the ball with this kid?

These balls are being dropped all over the place.

No one's really looking.

I don't think that's true.

I don't think that's true.

In New Jersey,

California, yeah, there are some states.

Or in these fucking boondock fucking states?

Florida.

Like, where you're born

with a gun in your fucking carousel?

Goddamn right.

There's no way that they're fucking looking as thoroughly.

But some states are like that, though.

And where are the school shootings happening?

Are they happening in...

I don't know.

But I'm saying, are they happening in places with relaxed gun laws or are they happening in places that have tighter gun laws?

It's happening in both.

In both lax and

the fucking asshole who fucking shot up all the kids at Sandy Hook is that the fault of a fucking obvious lunatic or the fault of the mother who doesn't say like hey you know what I should fucking lock up my guns

you're a big personal responsibility guy now you're trying to get not for people who are fucking schizophrenics or out of touch with reality it's like then it takes somebody else to step in and say like hey my son will only communicate with me through email even though he lives on the fucking second floor and I'm on the first floor hey my son has has fucking newspaper all over his windows.

Hey, there's something obviously wrong with my son.

I'm going to lock up my fucking gun so he doesn't get to them.

But no, she doesn't do that because she's a fucking asshole and I'm glad she's dead.

I'm glad he fucking shot her.

Well, she shouldn't have been able to get a gun then if she had fucking.

If you're living with somebody who's fucking schizophrenic, you can't have a gun then.

Well, you got to lock it up.

He'll get her out though.

Well, he'll kill her and get the key.

Perhaps, but now you have to,

all these contingencies now you have to.

I mean, if the if people were were fought if there was school if there was shootings on the level that they are in in schools and any other fucking walk of life I think shit would fucking change though especially if it was in Congress was on the fucking front lines every other month of a school shooting uh possibly possibly

they walk around they walk around fucking with five guards and they don't and it's well you mean like Jimmy Kimmel who's walking the red carpet with armed security yet he's like hey man let's get the guns out of here it's like well yeah because you have somebody protecting you yeah Yeah.

The fucking.

Oh, my God.

Well, nobody should listen to anything anybody in Hollywood says ever.

No.

They want to be the first to preach at you for like sexual harassment.

It's like, well, what the fuck?

Or anyway.

Yeah.

Or 35 Broad Street.

Like, everybody's a fucking moron.

Everybody is,

but an expert at the same time.

It's like, like, the people, yeah.

I'm just, I don't know.

I agree with you, though, Q.

I was, I was, I thought that was the first time I saw one of those movements where I was like, I was

I was like,

I'm glad that the students are taking that stand.

I'm glad

those students are going to make fucking big changes when they're of age to fucking.

I don't believe that.

That shit is changing every fucking day.

The world is changing all around you by the youth.

And that youth.

For the worse.

Well, for you, the worst.

For you, the worst.

No, for everyone, the worst.

Because they don't want you to be able to say anything.

It's like, oh, that's hate speech.

Well, that's fucking pretty.

That's pretty lax and loose about I can't say this because it's hate speech.

I can't say certain things because these fucking asshole kids are like, hey, old man, it's fucking not that way anymore.

Now you can't say certain words.

Fuck you.

You stop saying them.

You fucking stop saying them.

Saying what?

The word?

Here's words you won't say because you know.

Give it to me.

I'll fucking say it.

I'll fucking torpedo.

I actually believe you will say it.

So don't let's all push it.

But again, saying the word isn't the the problem.

No, saying the word isn't the problem.

It's the intent behind the word.

Right.

And it's just a bunch of people who are like, who are you?

The word.

You're a fucking flight attendant, motherfucker.

Who are you to tell me what to do?

Nobody is.

You don't think that the kids who are when they when they are running the show these kids this generation that's behind that is facing all these things who can't change anything right now right when they're in a position to change shit it is going to be a different world oh you mean once their brains fully form and they're like oh oh, wow, I was operating completely on emotions and feelings and it wasn't reasonable at all.

Their emotions are worthy, though, when you're fucking talking about the level of violence that they're facing.

They are not.

Emotions and feelings do not fucking dictate action.

You don't do shit because you're like, oh, I'm sad or, oh, fucking, this makes me angry.

You do things because they're reasonable and logical.

That's why, like, when they're like, oh, well, let's talk to the

let's talk to the, to the, the parents of the students who got shot.

It's like, no, talk to them last because they are emotional.

And understandably, of course they would be.

But they're overly emotional, where I'm sure they're like, oh my God, I never imagined this would happen.

We should ban all guns.

And that's not a reasonable extension of what happened because it can't happen.

You can't ban all guns.

No.

When that fucking dude walked into an office building in I think San Francisco with a couple of tech nines,

they banned tech nines after that.

There's like a million tech nines out there that were grandfathered in.

A million.

And they take them off the streets here and there because gangbangers use them and shit.

But

can you imagine trying to get everyone's guns away?

It'll never happen.

It'll never happen.

It shouldn't happen.

No, it should not happen.

But

when you talk about the kids changing things, it's like, yeah, I hope they do.

I don't want fucking kids to get shot.

But if you're like, well, I don't know if you're suddenly like all this very extreme stuff.

It's like, oh, you want kids to get shot?

No, I don't.

But you do want a sort of a more reasonable life.

And that's not just with guns.

It's with anything.

It's with anything that people get worked up about because they don't really give a fuck.

They don't.

They care about this in the moment.

Because you can fucking fuck you.

I don't think you can.

You can't.

No, you see them fucking in the way that some people do, though.

You can't understand why they do because you don't.

No, I can understand why they do, but I don't understand why they do for just a short amount of time until the next week when it's like, oh, wait, now, what are we mad at?

I fucking lost track.

What are we mad at this week?

Sure, that you can't argue with much, really.

These kids aren't going to change anything until they're adults, though.

Right.

And by then, they'll be fucking bought-out fucking sons of bitches, just like the fucking

hippies who became fucking junk bond managers.

Yeah,

I disagree.

I think that the passion and

the social media thing and the holding each other,

it is a different world

that's going to be

in 20 years when these kids are in charge and the old guard is these fucking old pasty ass fucking losers that are in Congress now.

You've stuck Black Panthers cock long enough.

You don't need to talk about the pasty white congressman.

How do you say tell them Steve David and what conda?

I guess just tell them Steve David.

I didn't really have the right.

You racist?

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