#366: The Woods of Defecation

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When your maker and you are face to face, you can ask him those questions.

I hope you ask him with that same level of arrogance.

Oh, and condescension.

I definitely will.

It's all yours.

It's a sign here, Kev.

What?

No, no, right here.

What?

They tell me you're my friend.

Do you think Tell'em, Steve, Dave, saw that?

Not as much as I'd like.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve.

Dave, I don't know what we're going to talk about.

Nothing big has happened recently.

Nothing in the news.

Nothing trending on Twitter.

No.

No.

What makes you feel more mortal than

a friend of yours?

Yeah.

Having a heart attack.

Younger than you.

Younger, yeah.

I mean, at least I have Kevin's a little older than me.

How old is Kevin?

46.

47.

47.

Snoogans.

But,

right.

And he's, in my mind, always been older than me.

But it's still, it's still weird.

He bosses us all around.

He's older than me.

Yeah, no.

How old are you?

41.

I'll be 42 next month.

Oh, kid, right?

He's a fucking kid.

He's a decade younger than us.

I didn't realize that.

I'm a baby, bro.

I mean, that's why his mom didn't want him hanging out with me.

Yeah.

That's why you got so much more energy than us.

Do I?

Do I really?

Oh, God.

If I have more energy than you, you guys are really in trouble?

Yeah, so I'm sure this is not news to anyone, but

was doing two shows.

In between shows, he

felt sick and started puking all over the place, all over everyone, and

collapsed.

He collapsed?

Yeah.

Jordan said, yeah, I guess

he went into the

little room to sort of like

try to take it easy.

Yeah, the green room, perhaps.

It was really green after he got done with it, puking all over.

And

she's like, oh, my God, like he's on the floor.

So they called the paramedics.

That must have been paramedics.

That's scary.

So Kev collapses.

Jordan calls the paramedics.

He discovers that he's having

or had a heart attack on the way there.

And his artery was all blocked up, I guess.

He said 100%?

Yeah, they said

she said it's genetic.

It's not like smoking or eating or any of that shit that normally gives you a heart attack, just genetic.

And I know his dad

had a bad heart.

His mom does.

So

that's sort of

the lottery of crap.

Yeah.

I mean, look, but he won because he survived.

Yeah.

And apparently that type of heart attack is not one that's an you know.

They said like 80% of the people drop on the spot.

Is he the luckiest man who's ever lived?

Kev?

Yeah, I mean, look at it.

I mean, he ⁇ I mean, I want to say luck, but

clerks.

All the success.

I mean,

now he also beats death.

Could be a Final Destination thing, though, where, like, it's just around the corner now.

The movie Final Destination, where, like, if you avoid death,

it's like, if you avoid death, it's still coming for you.

Well, yeah, I'm not saying he's going to be the one.

He's not the luckiest man who ever walked the earth or he's going to cheat death.

I mean, he's eventually death

comes for everybody.

But at this point, I mean,

he's easily the luckiest man we've ever known, right?

I don't know what lucky is not the right word, though, because it's not like

hard work.

And, you know, it's not like he didn't work for it, but I mean, it's like

he's charmed.

Charmed, huh?

Blessed.

Blessed.

I like blessed.

Hashtag blessed.

Yeah.

I think sell copyrighted that.

I'm not not sure.

He can use it.

Yeah.

Yeah, so he's okay, and that's a good thing.

Yeah, I texted with him a little bit.

Text him something nice?

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I checked.

You did, yeah.

What?

I did too.

Yeah, it's scary.

I mean,

kind of like

puts things in perspective.

Are you going to read it?

I said to him, Can you please stop having heart attacks?

I'm 20 pounds away from my prime eulogy weight.

That was different from what I said.

He said, sorry, I'm being so selfish.

See, I might be the luckiest guy in the world because I have great friends that, like, no matter how serious things are, there's still room for breaking balls and fucking around and not, because I don't know how to deal with anything other than through humor.

I cannot deal with things.

That's not true.

Unless, well, unless I'm fucking.

What are you talking about?

You don't know how to deal with anything with humor.

I mean, most of the time, 99% of the time, you deal with it through rage.

That's true.

General, healthy American rage.

But in terms of like social situations where you don't know how to

like, you go to a I don't like going to funerals.

Yeah.

Like anybody does.

You know, I don't, but I mean, I won't go.

Even people I like, I don't like to go at all.

All right.

You don't like a good wake?

Nah.

You have been to an Irish one?

No.

You know what?

It looked fun on Snatch,

the Pikes.

I've been to fun wakes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I hope mine will be fun.

I hope you guys are there.

I hope

I'm there.

Yeah.

I hope you guys are there.

I know

when people are like, they're married for a long time and they don't know what to do once a person dies.

I had neighbors years back at Pam's place

and they worked for retirement.

They went to Florida and they were going to

They're big into bike riding and they were like, oh, we're going to ride bikes all over the place.

The lady drops dead in like a week.

dude is just like bereft and fucking drops dead like a couple weeks later.

Yeah, yeah, he's he went down to Miami, was up in the club

70 or something,

yeah.

Oh, god damn it, we are closed.

With fucking idiots, don't understand if it doesn't ring.

They probably heard the comic book men pops came out, and they're very excited about them.

Um, so yeah, good on Kev for surviving.

And um, it is weird, though, like when you think about about,

let's say, he doesn't make it.

Everything that's unmade

because of what that guy

has set up and what's in place because of Kev.

The linchpin.

Yeah.

Pull it, and it all comes crashing down.

All right.

Got to plug it up like he's a dyke.

The store closes.

I think you

shut down.

Forever.

Just out of respect.

Yeah.

So I can have a day off to go to the funeral.

Oh, you know, I meant permanently.

Yeah.

I didn't know.

I didn't mean, I mean, obviously, for the.

No, no, no, yeah, I meant permanently.

Oh, yeah.

Everything is.

I think it would be

in bad taste.

You don't try and buy it, take it over.

No.

Jay and Silent Barons.

Nothing like that.

Well, you know,

Jay would still be around.

I mean, we could just call it Jay's secret stash, but I don't think it has the same.

It doesn't have the same trash shit.

I think it would be

the proper thing would be to uh to close it down and uh

you know obviously we'll have a big fire sale and

the ultimate glory hole will take place

but uh yeah that would be the proper thing to do i would um

i would expect that if i was you know yeah if i had a store of my name that uh

yeah it was uh

oh did it did it jolt you a little bit oh absolutely i was um

i've been dealing with a lot of people that I care about not feeling well and being in a hospital lately.

So

it was another

just

like stunner.

I was happy to hear from him when I did to

hear that he definitely sounded fine.

I talked to him or I texted what.

And that was a nice feeling to hear that he was,

because I didn't know if he would like, if he was going to be like a, like,

lose 90% of his faculties or or something I don't know what to expect it's all yours

it's a sign here Kev what I know right here what they tell me you're my friend

you just don't know when you hear like when I first heard

right now

you just don't know when I heard the news I like you didn't like I heard you know I had heard that he had you know he was okay not okay but like he

He was in a hospital.

He was alive.

So

I was just hoping that, you know, he just just was the same person.

It sounds like he's even better.

It sounded like he sounded more energetic

when I saw a video that Mink showed me today.

Yeah, I was talking to Jordan today, and she's like, he's already disobeying doctor's orders.

He drove home.

He wasn't supposed to.

I can respect that.

Yeah, he's, I mean, knowing Kevin, like, he's, you know, he's always on a positive thing.

Yeah, he's going to turn this around into something

even bigger.

Yeah.

Kevin does that.

It has to, I think, change your perspective, though, right?

I mean, for you, when you had your scare, right?

I mean, did it change your perspective?

Completely changed my perspective on a lot of things, yeah.

For the good, right?

Oh, yeah.

Way, way, way, way for the good.

So I think.

I've had more near-death experiences than any of you motherfuckers.

It doesn't change shit.

That's why I was directed that question.

I knew it had to change.

In fact, it only makes me crave the end more.

Yeah,

I think

you'll see

more heights hit

by Kevin Patrick Smith because of this incident.

By Tiger?

What do you think?

What's his next move?

I saw he immediately was like, I'm going to be a vegan.

I don't think that's going to happen for him.

He doesn't like vegetables or fruit.

Personally, I'm sure there'll be personal things that will change for him, and I'm sure sure even uh career uh things that he will now

attack with even more gusto than before because uh you you realize uh

you are only here for an infinite amount of time finite finite yeah not infinite time to this wishful thinking on your part does he

has following a heart attack a public one and to see i mean i haven't been online but i'm assuming he broke his pants there

he did that.

No, I'm assuming there was an outpouring of love for the man.

I mean, we almost lost someone that we all grew up watching and stuff like that.

Career helper?

People are going to be like, oh my God, we almost lost Kevin Smith.

I've always wanted to work with him.

Yeah, I mean,

I think everything

is.

It's odd to say, but I think almost everything becomes more, tastes better, feels better.

It seems like positive things can only happen from

seeing the light and then walking away from the light.

He gave God the finger?

He's like, not yet.

No, I think God blessed him and patted him on the head and said, you know,

another time.

So

why him?

It's like, I had to get some orphans.

I got to collect cavities.

So why him and not 17 kids at school?

That's my question.

These are questions that a mortal can't answer.

When your maker and you are face to face, you can ask him those questions.

I hope you ask them with that same level of arrogance.

Oh, and condescension?

I definitely will.

I'm just wondering.

I'm just wondering why I'm seeing them.

What if God was just like, because I fucking hate kids?

I'd be like, all right, then it makes sense.

All right.

Then it makes sense.

Come on in.

Like, God's an arrogant kid.

Now, do you need help with any of this shit?

Because I can't stand kids either.

He's like, I don't like these millennials.

Yeah, it's a bitch, and I don't know why I invented Twitter.

Snapchat.

You're not just

a smart man told me,

you're not meant to know everything in this lifetime.

You know, was I get him earlier today?

He could have just stopped with anything.

We got to take a quick break, boys.

Speaking of superstar celebrities calling in, thank you, huh?

Hey, Uncle Lloyd.

Hey, Brian.

It's local Uncle Levite here.

I'm here with Walt and Brian Quinn of Impractical Jokers.

Hey, Uncle Lloyd.

Brian Quinn.

It's unbelievable.

I've not seen Brian Quinn since Kabuki Man's Cocktail Corner.

No, that's not true.

We hung out of the Comic Con at the Horror Con last year a little bit.

Well, you, you know, you shook me off there, just like a urinal.

No, I didn't.

I calculated.

I came to find you at the comedy.

Brian Johnson.

Brian Johnson pays attention.

Well, that's because you had a bunch of hot strippers around you.

Yeah, yeah.

That helps.

So

this is something.

Thank you.

Thanks for having me on.

Is Sming there too?

Ming is not here.

No, he's doing our laundry right now.

Yeah, good, good.

That's possible.

So we were just talking about Kev.

What's that, Walt?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a cheesecake deal.

So we were talking about Kev, his recent heart attack, and

his contributions to film, which are nothing compared to a guy who's been in the biz 50 years.

Are you aware of this, Q?

50 years?

I am.

Wow, that's something.

Who could that be?

That person must be, I mean, Kevin Smith's a major, major, major, major player, but this person who's been in for 50 years, he must be very attractive and very, very talented.

Makes Kevin Smith look like shit.

Well, you know,

the guy is doing some great contributions to medical research now.

Maybe a little, you know, some people might say it's too soon, but Kevin Smith would want us to,

you know, make people aware of the new medicines and

medical equipment that he is

pioneering.

He's bored with film.

He wants to become a human guinea pig.

Yeah, well, hey, you know, I had an uncle who was a conscientious objector during World War II, and they shot him up with all sorts of stuff.

And

he died at the age of 46.

Optimistic story.

Have you ever had a health care Lloyd?

No, I don't think other than getting born and

that's about it.

I believe it.

This is a this is an energetic young man, this this Uncle Lloyd Coffee.

Yeah, I can't believe

you clearly don't remember.

I have umbrage, Uncle Lloyd, that I hunted you down at that New Jersey horror con to hang out with you.

I can't believe you're saying I shook you off.

I spent a half hour finding you, and that was only a few months back.

Hey, you were supposed to be in the

volume two of Return to Return to Newcombe High, aka Volume Two, opening in Philadelphia on Thursday and opening in Los Angeles March 8th

at Lemley Cinemas.

You were supposed to be in that movie, Mr.

Brian Quinn.

I know.

And you felt that being on a national T V show where you can make millions of dollars was more important than being in

an underground film that nobody is going to see.

I just don't understand you young people.

Nah, that's not true at all.

I don't get it.

Brian Johnson, that's another matter.

He didn't shake me off like Quinn shook off my

movie.

What's he talking about, Uncle Johnson?

Johnson is a true artiste.

He appreciates the artistry and the,

how shall I say it?

tragic

sliding down the razor blade of life that Uncle Lloyd has performed all these years.

Well, all right.

We should have done this earlier.

I'm sky high on cat tranquilizers.

I'm going to be having the DTs.

I don't know about the E, but

in about an hour I'll be

waking up in an interesting recipe of special effects puke that would be real.

How many dates are on your tour?

You got uh Philly and you got LA?

Are those the only two or are you going around with it?

Well,

I've got about twenty theaters around the country, uh uh in uh you know, independent theaters, and I I won't be going to all of them, but uh I I'll do about twenty.

Uh if you've seen uh Death of a Salesman, uh that basically how I uh that's kind of my um how I roll.

I I take a big duffel bag.

It's very sad.

I take a huge duffel bag with me.

I try to talk to airline and not charge me because I'm old and frail.

And

I try to sell the Troma merchandise in the movie theaters.

And it's

a 72-year-old man.

It's like Willie Lohman, Death of a Salesman.

Q, would you give up your millions of dollars in TV stardom to be Biff to his Willie Lohman?

I could be happy.

Well, what's Biff's role in that?

I haven't read Death of a Salesman since.

Biff was the very gay son.

Oh, yeah, fine i mean yeah i mean i'm halfway there why am i not doing it right now

but right brian johnson god damn right

i think brian queen would be perfect q would be perfect

is it it's not you know you're not doing a screening in new york

yes yes we are but so far you know and this is impossible to believe but

Can you imagine that the cinema, the village cinema, this wonderful art house

they actually want to charge me to put the movie in their theater i mean that just tells you a little bit something about where my career is going uh they i have to pay to get into a movie theater to get the movie into a theater here in new york my hometown gentlemen can you imagine for how many nights same thing with the cinema village they want they want us to buy the theater you know the what do you call four wall

so how how low can i sink how much humiliation You know, I mean,

I'm a treasure in New York and New Jersey.

I can't say New Jersey.

You guys aren't, I mean, you, of course, are doing a wonderful thing, letting me be on your,

letting me probably,

letting me

know this public.

You probably, people are turning off their whatever it is.

Whatever they're listening to, it's probably being turned off by the hundreds, thousands.

I would like to turn it.

something?

The ultimate indignity is if you have to pay to get the movie in there and then you have to pay for a ticket to see the movie.

If they let you get in for free.

Maybe you should mention that, but they New York, they don't exactly

give

many

before the last movie that opened here, I believe I had to buy about 50 tickets for the cast.

People who slept on the floor and had to learn how to defecate in a paper bag to make Return to New Kumai Volume 1.

I had to buy about 50 tickets because

the theater's very tight-fisted when it comes to trauma.

Now, this defecation into paper bags, is it on screen?

Because you've sold one ticket if it is.

Well, we've got

actually

in Return to Return to Newcomb High, aka Volume 2, there is a toilet scene, but it is an explosive diarrhea, Brian Quinn.

So Ming will be very upset.

Now, if I'm not mistaken, Ming has got a big part in the film I'm shooting this summer,

Brian Johnson and Brian Quinn.

That's true.

Did he not win?

He won the competition, right?

Yeah, we had on one of the episodes,

Uncle Lloyd and his crew came in, and we

have

a competition to see who is best suited to be a trauma player.

Okay.

Ming was pretty good.

Yeah, it was great.

You called it naked and 100% even more afraid, if I remember correctly.

Yeah, or if he and Mike are in the bathroom naked and not really afraid at all.

Oh, well, where was I?

Well, the point is,

the next movie, speaking of defecating a paper bag, that's what you have, because we had 80 people living in the funeral home up in...

Niagara Falls when we were making the movie.

That's where everybody stayed.

They got to stay on the floor of the funeral home and learn how to defecate in a paper bag.

That was not on screen, that's because we only had one bathroom for 80 people, only one bag, so

she had to learn how to do that.

It's not so easy defecating in a paper bag, you know, unless you're a New York taxi driver, you don't really learn that.

Brian, remember when you and I were taxi drivers back in the day?

Oh, that's shitting.

Yeah, have you ever uh gone in a paper bag, Q?

Uh, I'm I have to imagine that at some point I have.

I remember stories just letting it fly bagless.

Oh, yeah.

But I think that's I almost guarantee I have shit in a a bag.

I don't know if it was paper or not, but yeah.

Paper or plastic.

Yeah, yeah.

When we were shooting Troma's War, we had

one porter party for about 300 people

because we were filming battle scenes in the woods.

So whenever anybody and we were living

in the barracks, we were staying at a military camp and shooting at this Camp Smith.

And then the cast and crew would go, they didn't want to, because the porter body would get so high filled up that when you sat on it, the duty would actually touch your beehive.

No, that's what it got, and before they would come and empty it.

So all the casting crew would go in the woods and

do their stuff in the woods.

Well, there came a day when we had a battle scene in those very woods, and the casting crew had a very interesting slapstick sort of time.

Their shoes

had

some good times in those very woods of defecation, we called it.

The woods of defecation.

The whispering pines, the murmuring hemlocks, the woods of defecation.

1986, Roma's War.

Yes.

1986.

Woods of defecation.

What a

career spanning that long and still going.

50 years, yep, 50 years of failed cinema.

And Return to Return to Nukumai, my partner, Brian and Brian, my partner Michael Hurz, who hates me, he went on record.

He's on film saying that Return to Return to Nukumai, aka Volume 2, is the best movie that Troma has made.

So

if Michael Hurz likes this movie, you know it's going to be good.

No joke, he's very, very harsh when it comes to anything I do.

Well,

you sent me something that Q, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Troma has moved into the digital age, some CGI.

It's not all practical effects anymore.

No, you got the George Lucas of the Garden state over here.

Well, that is very true.

But you, in all seriousness, and I'm extremely boring,

that's how you can tell I'm serious.

The CGI that we've done in Volume 2, Return 2, Return 2, Nuku, aka Volume 2, is very

it's unlike any CGI that has been used.

In other words, we can't compete with Dunkirk or

the Woody Allen movie that just came out in Coney Island with the wonderful CGI.

You know, we can't compete with the explosions and the stuff that they do in the big movies.

But the CGI, we've used CGI in a totally, very abstract breaking the fourth wall, a Brechtian way.

And you know that our movies are very,

they are,

they do break the

fourth wall, which I've done since the beginning of my career and have been vilified for it.

Now, the guys who did Deadpool, they credit Troma with a lot of,

they credit the Toxic Avenger with a lot of what's in Deadpool, including talking to the audience, which comes from Brecht and Thornton Wilder.

So when people were vilifying me back in the 70s, I was just doing what Andy Warhol, Berto, Brecht, and Thornton Wilder did, have characters talk to the audience, you know, but it was very unfashionable.

Now it's very fashionable again.

And we are going one step as usual, as you Brian Johnson know,

we are visionaries and we are using the CGI in a break the fourth wall manner.

So I'm very anxious for you, gentlemen,

and Brian Quinn, of course, to see the way we've used CGI in

because it's quite unusual and I think very beautiful actually.

so that may have something to do with what I just said.

Sounded made sense, so maybe.

So, possibly the village cinema, then, Q, that's the one you and I will go to.

Or maybe Philly.

Well, he's saying that it's not playing at the Village Cinema.

Oh, they won't do it.

No, so far, we don't have a New York.

You know, this is, let me say something,

listen to this.

The Museum of Modern Art premiered Volume 1, Return to Newcomb High.

Volume 1.

And Volume 1 did play the Village East

for a couple of weeks.

But Volume 2 was also premiered by the Museum of the Movie Image.

So clearly, after 50 years, the museums have finally discovered that we're kind of serious and

that we're artists.

But the movie theaters, now they want to be paid to show our movies.

I can't believe it in my own hometown.

Who knew?

That is a lack of respect that, Q,

you're going to use your immense celebrity power to right this wrong, I imagine.

Well, I mean, how would we do that?

Would we host a screening?

If we could talk to this, who's this, the Village East Cinema?

We'll host it, Q.

We'll go there and we'll...

I'll be happy to host a screening of it.

I think it sounds like a lot of fun, because I do want to see it.

Well,

I can send you, gentlemen, the link to the movie, and then you can judge whether you feel that the Museum of Modern Art and the Museum of the Moving Image were correct, that it's a work of art.

Even though

it does have

some weird slugs going up

is there is there a way for us to host a screening in Manhattan one night?

You think that's possible?

Let's make it happen.

I mean, you know, we'll at that, we can, you know, maybe do some, you know, we'll find a

museum or some very special.

Also, if you want to do it in New Jersey, I can come out there.

You know, it's only an Uber, right?

So

if there's any venue that you guys like out in Joysey,

you know, I'll come out there and we'll have a whole evening.

You know, we could do volume one and two and make it a true traumatic

event.

Bring back volga thongs

one night only.

All right, cool.

Yeah, let's do it.

I think that would be great.

Well,

I'll get you the link immediate moment.

I'll send it to

Brian since Quinn has cut me off from any form of communication.

So, Brian.

None of this is true.

But

thank you again, and thank you, Cube, both of you.

All right, Uncle.

I'm having a good time.

Thank you very much.

You got it, buddy.

Talk to you soon.

Thanks.

Cheers.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Uncle Lloyd.

Walt, were you practicing being in the theater by not saying one word?

He didn't let me get a word in Edgewise.

Do you think that

Uncle Floyd?

Uncle Lloyd?

Oh, Uncle Floyd.

Okay.

Uncle Floyd gets annoyed that because he was New Jersey's uncle.

He was.

Is he still alive?

Yeah.

Is he?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think he's more annoyed that no one's mentioned his name in the past 20 years except for you.

Although you did get me on Sven Gooly,

I got to hand it to you.

I never heard of that before you came through with that.

Yeah, Sven Gooley's name.

Now I love it.

Yeah, he's an icon.

Can't wait to watch it.

Now.

Saturday nights, 8 o'clock.

Yeah.

They bumped him up from 10 o'clock.

That's how successful he was.

Fucking deserves that.

He's a rising star.

I would.

I don't talent him.

Yeah, he makes me want to do that for a living.

Yeah, that's why he came up with a man.

Yeah.

He mentioned that some time ago.

I want to do what Sven Gooley's doing.

You want to host.

But it never happened.

But no calls ever came in.

Nothing.

But wait a second.

But

what if we did this?

What if we got an app?

All right, like Return of the Living Dead or Night of Living Dead is public domain.

Yes.

So what if we shot an episode of the Baron hosting a movie using Night of Living Dead?

We'll put it up.

We could sell it.

No, we can put it up on YouTube is what I mean.

Like, there's no rights.

You know that Barron doesn't get shit right away because

you're a young talent like a local boy.

Or vulgar.

I mean, the possibilities are endless.

I mean,

if we just put you in front of a green screen.

Which I have experienced in front of a green screen.

Right.

And then just...

Every once in a while you pop up in the movie and give a routine.

Yeah.

I'm up for this.

I would watch the hell out of it.

I watch Fenghoulie.

I live through commercials just to watch his routine.

We would, I mean, but there's so much we could do with it.

So much we could turn it into a series of

take.

I mean, it's possibilities are endless.

You just got to do it, though.

And I mean, that's the right moment.

Or like

the phone.

You're like, nobody called?

They probably did.

You just won't get on a phone with anyone.

That's part of the problem.

Well, I mean, there was no, like, you know, I rebrained the Baron, and then there was no internet buzz.

It just.

Nothing trended.

There was no, yeah, there was no trending, nothing.

You need to fake a heart attack as the Baron.

But, you know, that's what I want.

That's what I would love to parlay

Tome Steve Dave into a nice horror host gig.

Well, why don't we...

There's absolutely no reason you couldn't.

There's no reason.

You want me to get five

Simmy on the phone?

Movies with a Z?

There's only so much room in the world for horror host gigs.

It's like, you know, there's only so much that,

you know, the audience is...

I don't think we've reached that saturation point, though.

I agree.

I agree.

Yeah.

Does she still do it?

Oh, yeah.

You got.

Who's looking at her?

Sven Ghoulies.

Sven Ghouls, yeah.

You had...

I know that one guy died.

What's his name died?

Yeah.

There's an opening.

There's, you know, that's like

it's a very exclusive club.

And, you know, and they don't let just anything.

Will they have you, is the question, right?

I think they will.

I have a hunch they will.

Look, I'm looking at Sven Gooley right now.

Yeah.

28,000 followers on Twitter.

Do it.

You've got more than three times that amount.

People that are just, they're hungry for late-night shitty R movies hosted some nobody.

I think we do it, we put it up on YouTube, we see what the reaction is.

All right, no, what's our wrong?

Are we just extreme producers?

That's like a carried away.

Can we at least be like ghouls?

Yeah, come on, man.

We can't be on screen.

Don't you get enough screen time?

This is fun.

Not enough getting someone else a drink time

I think it's a great idea.

We've got to secure

something worthy, though, of

to air that's in the public domain.

Yeah.

All right.

So we'll get a list of public domains.

Is that how Mystery Science Theater did it?

They got public domain movies?

Initially, but then they

got so successful, they were able to purchase the rights to

movies.

All right.

Do we do Vulgar without a problem?

I don't think so.

I think you would have a hard time doing Vulgar.

Yeah, Lionsgate owns it.

But I mean, if we did it and didn't charge, like,

let's say that was

our maiden voyage, and we just put it on YouTube for free, then

they wouldn't say anything.

I mean, I don't see why we wouldn't do this.

I've wanted to do a commentary track for years or for years.

I've been saying we should do it.

Maybe this is it.

This is what we were waiting for.

But this is better.

Parent hosts Vulgar.

Oh, man.

We can combine so many things that I love into this.

All right, I'm going to work on this.

I'm going to get this happen.

I know I can't.

I know you're busy.

So I'll start to set up.

I'll start to put the

wheels.

The wheels in motion.

In motion.

Come down here on a weeknight, Sunday night, whatever.

Sunday night's on a weeknight, but.

Well, I said weeknights or Sunday night or whatever.

And then

I'm getting less interested in this.

First, you're a PA.

Now you're an asshole.

I was just like,

well, we'll set this in a moment.

I got some very artistic people that could come in and help with this project that helped us with prior projects.

All right.

Fucking great, dude.

This is awesome.

All right.

No clay.

Absolutely, positively.

Oh, my God.

We should do Megan Clay.

The horse movie.

That would be great.

Holy shit.

So we put it up for free.

Everyone's like, what the fuck?

Well, like I said, wheels and motors.

There's so many things, so many endless possibilities.

All right.

We'll present you with

a treatment.

I love it.

And you see what you think.

Yeah, I think this is a fun idea.

So he's gone from PA to exec producer now.

What is Mr.

Quick?

What are you willing to put down?

What kind of investment?

Well, let's get a budget together.

Have you got your checkbook with you?

All right, we'll see what happens.

Didn't the last green screen, wasn't it just a green sheet that we hung up with clothespins?

You need more than that now?

And Gidham's gut was popping out of the green screen every two seconds.

Did you even watch it?

Because it was fucking phenomenal.

I watched most of the time.

It did look good.

Like,

yeah, these guys,

if they're not already

tied up with another project, I mean, these guys were artists, man.

I like those guys.

Staten Island guys.

That always makes me happy.

All right.

Yeah.

Did you, okay,

back to Kev real quickly.

Did you get a lot of calls today regarding his

Mike did?

Mike did, right.

Like you said, I did.

Did the story get a lot of calls right?

I would not if I were you either.

No fucking word.

It's a recipe for a disaster.

But a lot of people calling and offering condolences to Mike.

That makes sense.

That totally makes sense.

But it's time for celebration, not condolences.

Yeah, condolences.

Well, concern, I think.

Concern.

What did I say, condolences?

Okay, I'm sorry.

Concern.

Yeah, offering up

thoughts and prayers.

You know, the call the only call I did make, though,

is going to blow your mind

who called.

Check this out, who called and

wanted to see if

they could,

what's the word,

bring two parties together over this near tragedy.

Was it a Nyquil-infused Uncle Lloyd Kaufman?

No.

Which, you know, I like the Lloyd Kaufman thing because, you know,

we said, how do we bring Tell him Steve Steve Dave to the next level yeah people have said guests celebrity guests okay so I think this is definitely

you know the first of Telum Steve Dave's 2018

I can get you Joe Gatto to

we'll take it yeah I mean

he's been wanting to come on but celebrities

what celebrities he's a definitely a celebrity but I think that's what

I've been told that's what elevates you to the next level okay who told you this Chris Chris Hardwick?

No, I've done a lot of research online, and I've actually contacted, well, PR people have contacted me.

They said that they've come up with

game plans.

The game plan always entails you have to get celebrities on Telm Steve Dave to get it, to make it go over to that next level.

Not the top, you know, but like to get to, you know, it's a staircase.

And take the next step up is more guests.

Okay, so Uncle Lloyd was the first step.

Well, no, Magnet was the first step.

No, no, I'm talking about a new mission statement in 2018.

Oh, okay, okay.

So, Uncle Floyd is definitely the first one.

So, Uncle Lloyd, we got, it's only February.

Yes, almost March.

Yeah, so like one a month, I think, would

help us.

So, people should tweet

to us

what celebrities they want and at the celebrities.

That would help.

Okay.

I almost had Brad Meltzer

on next week.

The author.

Yeah, but I couldn't get the schedule to work.

He's a a really good guy.

He's become a friend.

He's got a new novel coming out, but I figured, you know, he wrote Identity Crisis.

He's got a lot of comics.

I thought he'd be a good fit for the show, but

he's only in town for like two days next week, and he's not available.

But let me tell you who called, though, to talk to Kevin.

Oh, that's right.

Okay.

And thought he would be at the store.

He's a musician

who has had his own heart problems called

and wanted to powwow with Kevin,

give him the 4-1-1 about what's it going to take,

what to expect.

Right, okay.

And he thought that the day after he had a heart attack, that Kev would be working here.

All right, go on.

No, no, no, don't.

I hate everything, Walt.

I hate everything.

I'm sorry.

You really are in a mood today, man.

I haven't seen you like this.

Hold on, who's the mission?

Hold on, I'm going to show you a quick picture because it goes back to what you were saying about how I only handle shit with rage.

This was because the battery was running out in the

what the fuck is it?

The smoke alarm.

Okay.

that's my door would you punch it yeah

I almost broke my hand yeah you are you got to get into therapy I

think I might need I think I need like mood stabilizers my mood flip-flops back and forth so quickly and erratically I don't know what's going on yeah

I am an unhappy person you're not addressing something yeah

so you gotta address it yeah and I try to keep it in check with with Sage but like like, oh my God, like, you know what?

Back up a second because it gets into something bigger.

Let me hear.

Oh,

it was a musician who's dealt with some harp issues.

Was it Billy Joel?

He's like, hard attack,

kick.

You ought to know about it.

It wasn't the piano man.

But it was.

Fashion box?

It was the Denmark demon, though.

King Diamond called?

King Diamond called.

Did he call like Alice Cooper called?

His wife called to his wife.

His wife called.

It's like,

Lydia.

Lydia?

She said King.

Why didn't King call?

Lydia Diamond?

Because he's King.

Did you get the number?

I got the number.

So we've got to get King Diamond on to talk about heart shit.

And to.

Well, he wants to talk to Kevin.

He doesn't want to talk to Yes.

Kevin's, I got to talk to him.

I already gave him the number.

Kev was like, he was blown away.

He was so touched.

Yeah,

I'm sure he's already reached out to King.

Yeah, I couldn't get through to Kev.

He's too busy talking to King Diamond.

That's not.

Wouldn't you?

Yeah, I guess so.

I definitely would.

Yeah, but I thought that was really just like that rocked my world when

somebody who knew King Diamond called

his wife.

His wife.

Somebody who fucked in King Diamond called the store and was like, asshole, give me a phone number.

But that's when you got on the phone, huh?

It takes the spouse of King Diamond.

King Diamond's wife is on the phone.

Give me that, you idiot.

I apologize for my minion.

He should be getting me a drink right now.

This is the Baron talking.

Wow, King Diamond.

Yeah, but

he's had some heart issues about 10 years ago, she said, and she had the accent, you know.

Yeah.

So maybe, you know, that could be

that could blossom into an unbelievable celebrity friendship, you know.

King Diamond and Kev?

Yeah.

Yeah, why not?

I mean, that would be cool.

Like Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence running around.

Oh, I love it.

I love seeing them.

Yeah.

So funny and cute and wacky.

And, God, the shenanigans.

You don't like shenanigans?

Capering about.

You don't like capering?

Why are you so pissy, though?

Like, you're fucking in Disneyland.

You're a vacationing.

The actual happiest place on earth.

You're sending fucking texts.

I'm like, he must be on some sort of, he must be on ecstasy.

He's fucking sending texts that are like so positive.

Who I was?

So, yeah, like, what did I send?

You're just

serious?

You're sending like texts that are like, like, he like make me go.

I, I, I'm more concerned because they're so, like, they're so light and airy.

He's back on drugs.

If I had drugs, I'd be back on drugs.

Oh, man.

Come on.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

I did go to Florida, and

it is, it's,

I know they call it the happiest place on earth.

I was just there recently.

I could have, I would say

I wouldn't know if I'd call it the happy place.

At one point, it may have been, but now it's, I don't know if happy is the right word to describe it.

It is

unlike any other place on earth, but I don't know if happy is the correct term in 2022.

It's happening too.

Well, I'm not saying it, but

it's just a way to just literally just take every last

dime out of your pocket.

Fuck yes.

And not just Disney, Orlando, Orlando in general.

Dude, you get off a fucking, you get off the fucking Florida turnpike or whatever, whatever this fucking road is, you pay a toll.

Then you have to get right back on, like, because I stop and get guests.

I get back on.

No, no, I rented a car while I was there.

And you get back on, and it's another fucking toll.

Like, you're right.

Like, they are draining your pockets like they drain the swamps to fucking build that place.

It is every fucking nickel.

What do you think?

The Pirates of the Caribbean ride pays pays for itself?

These people are presenting you a world of entertainment.

No, I'm presenting myself to get fucked in the ass by you.

You don't have to, though.

It's not like taxes.

It's not like they throw you in jail if you don't go to them.

Oh, yeah, there's taxes on everything there, too, man.

The Irish tax, that tax, the fucking tourist tax.

I agree.

But for a family who's not on television,

that exists.

I was with them.

How do they swing Disney?

It's impossible.

Troy was there.

A man whose family is not on TV.

He's not on TV.

His wife, four kids, and a friend that his oldest girl brought.

Yeah.

It must have been

a 15-grand trip.

I mean, I know he's on the take, so it's not a big deal.

No, not true at all.

Not true at all.

I'm just fucking around.

But what do you think it costs to run Disney?

I don't give a fuck.

That's their problem.

No, it's not.

It's your project.

No, but it is.

God God damn it.

I mean, how many employees?

What's the electricity bill?

What's all everything it costs to run that park?

It's too big

at this point.

If it costs that much for a family to bring, then it's too big then.

Like each person is like $125 a day.

It's too big.

A day.

They're a family of four.

A grand for a day?

That's nuts.

I would give them up kids up for adoption before.

And it's not that great once you get in there.

It's amazing, but

it's not like on a scale one to ten it's not a 10.

well what's a 10

shitting in a paper bag i don't i don't know what a 10 is i i like

you're making me there are no tens in life there should be a 10 out there but like it is not like the haunted mansion alone is worth oh come on it's so it's so it's lame but it's nostalgic yes that's the only thing it's got going for it i mean if you built that if you were building a park today yeah and that was your go-to you'd be like check out this ride out of the theme park business in a barry disney Disney.

Oh, you know what scared the shit out of Sage, though?

The Tower of Terror.

Okay.

We went in that, and she's pretty good on all the rides.

Like, she went on Aerosmith and all that other shit.

Aerosmith has a ride?

Oh, my God.

It's so lame.

It's a roller coaster.

The ride isn't lame.

I'd go on the ride because I would get sick.

But when you first walk in, it's Aerosmith

with their bandits.

Rock and roller coaster.

It's a big screen, like a big TV screen.

You watch a presentation and it's Aero Smith mixing an album or whatever the fuck.

And Ken Marino is the engineer, which I thought was weird.

A young Ken Marino.

And

he's an actor, really funny guy.

And Ileana Douglas

is the manager.

And it's like...

Hey guys, you're supposed to be getting to the concert.

And they're like, yeah, but these guys showed up, meaning the audience, you know, the audience.

And then she's like, all right, I guess I better order another limo.

It's like so queer.

It is pretty out there.

They're like, you know how much we love our fans.

We're not going unless you get them a limo.

With all the acting chops you would expect of a fucking rock star.

Is that the definition of selling out?

I mean, you don't think Aaron Smith sold out many times over?

But

is this the one you can go to and

how many times in life?

And resent them for two hours while you're sitting online?

No.

Because if somebody says they want to build a a roller coaster based on you, you say yes.

Because how many times are you going to get that in your life?

That's pretty cool.

Plus money.

Yeah.

But it's selling out, though.

It's like...

But who cares?

The whole point is to sell out.

That's

the goal is to get to that.

Somebody's like, you want to sell out?

And you're like, yes, I do.

Am I wrong?

I wish I could sell out.

Selling out is the whole point of everything.

It's not that.

Don't you sell out?

That's a tag.

You lose all artistic integrity, though.

Yeah, what's autistic integrity?

The second you take somebody else's money to do anything, you've already given up artistic integrity.

That's an easy cop-out, though.

But that's no, that's to me, that's as long as you remain true to yourself while you're taking that money and true to the art that you want to create.

You can't.

That deal doesn't exist.

That deal does not exist.

His money, go make whatever you want with absolutely no interference whatsoever.

Nobody gets that deal.

That deal does not exist.

Oh, I think it has.

What?

Where?

I think Michael Jackson had that deal.

When?

Father fucking used to beat the shit out of him.

His height, though.

You're talking during your career.

He only hit his height because he already sold out.

How many fucking Pepsi commercials did that motherfucker do?

Caught on fire and shit.

Yeah.

He had Captain EO at Disney years before there was a rock and roller coaster.

You only get big if you sell out.

The whole point of everything is.

You don't.

The Beatles definitely sold out.

They're on their fucking 18th reissue of the same album.

I mean, nobody's said you milk that dry.

You know what?

They never got back together, though.

Yeah, I will, but they definitely sold out.

The Beatles.

They didn't do any ads or anything like that?

It took a long time before they put their music into ads.

They did?

Eventually.

And did they do it or did whoever owned the catalog do it?

Because did it?

That's a good question.

But why'd they sell their catalog?

I don't know.

Well, they sold it to Michael Jackson, right?

So if you're saying if you use, if you make, if you profit off your art, you automatically are selling out.

You sold out the second I Sell Comics took a commercial ad, I think

I never respected you as a musician after that.

I would not make that argument, but I do think that there is truth in that.

Yeah.

Do you think Tom C.

Thape sold out?

Not as much as I'd like.

You don't think the skull was.

No, wait, the mini skull?

The mini skull, making the mini skull?

I think one day people are going to regret

not getting that mini skull.

They won't have to to regret because they could go fucking order it to storage.

No, but

you're never going to make any more.

Storage.

Right.

You're never going to make any more.

You're never going to make any more.

Why would I?

Right.

It's catastrophic.

It would put any other podcast underground.

Really?

It would be,

that's that level of like, like we took it on the chin.

Because we just fucking stopped.

talking about the skull.

We didn't make anything out of it.

Like we got it.

We found it.

All three of us are the anti-PT Barnum totally forget we have a website totally forget we have merchandise well no no not all three of us what is not do you promote it though I am not the social media guy though I came I got the fucking skull made I got I designed the box for it I got all the shit and then it's like fucking if I can't fucking depend on at least the fucking PR guy I can't

I can't I mean how much more I got to do to fucking sell the skull

you want me to want me to tweet I want you to fucking dance no have one on uh chuck and jive get rid of these plastic albatrosses but play um like maybe he can be like play with one on on impractical jokers like i don't know anything i don't give a fuck what it is but please do something rather than nothing to move these fucking i'm drowning

i'm drowning skulls

I just came up.

How bizarre is this?

That like I spend my time thinking like, how can we move these skulls?

I came up with a game

that we'll let the listeners play.

And the first one, like...

Pretend to drown.

No.

Oh, man.

Because we're going to give away, like, I figured we'll.

I've seen so many requests for this.

I really believe that.

The greatest, one of the greatest things that I've come up with,

definitely not a skull, but it's a mini skull,

was the dyslexia.

I get so many emails about it, it's unbelievable.

So I thought that we could do some sort of home version game of it where we put it out to the listeners.

Yeah.

And

in between episodes, like this week, I'll give the listeners three clues.

Must order mini skull game.

And the first one that emails me in that I see.

Gets to buy a mini skull.

No, it gets a free mini skull.

Okay.

It's a free mini skull.

One gun.

And this way

is that it will spur interest.

He'll keep it always in the

zeitgeist.

Yeah, because we'll constantly talk about it every week.

Okay.

And we'll give a mini skull away every week.

And then this way, and it says we don't do ads anymore.

This promotion, this dyslexia home game is brought to you by

tell them steve dave.merchtable.com and the

Prussian mini skull.

I just read out the entire link.

And if you go buy a mini skull today, it's now packed with

10% more shredded money.

Oh, wow!

I got so much shredded money sitting around that

I brought surplus.

Whoever owns this, like the shredded money business is like, This is awesome.

Like, I was so glad I went to this business.

Well, I mean, the skull thing, like, everybody got so fucking annoyed at me for bringing it in.

Not me, but that is that was part of the fucking trial.

Remember, everybody said that it was bullshit.

That oh, I never bring anything to Overkill, and I finally find something fucking cool to bring, and I got so much shit about it.

And then the accusations, oh, they're only doing it to get money off people.

Blah, blah, blah.

It was like, well, fuck it, man.

If nobody's going to have fun with this thing, then it's like, well, just leave it on the fucking shelf, like where I found it.

Please let's have some fun with it.

Let's not, let's not let it die because

my wife hasn't wants her garage back.

Okay, I got you.

All right.

Fair enough on the kids' college tuition.

So I'll give it, so I'm going to give these three dyslexia clues, and then next week I'll reveal the answers to what they are.

Okay.

And

then I'll give more clues the following week.

And

I'm really hoping that this will spur

interest and

listeners will go buy mini skulls

based off

this new game.

If you don't see an uptick in skull sales, then we'll carry it.

Triple suicide.

How much of the skulls?

They're $24.99.

All right.

Well,

have you considered burning your house down in an insurance policy?

Well, they're not on my insurance, though.

Like, I'd have to add them to my insurance policy.

And then, like, two days later,

the cost goes up.

But, like, so many cool things are on hold because we've got so much fucking money tied up in the skulls.

Skulls.

Like, we can't do the Baron.

No.

The Baron hosting a gig until we get out from under the skull.

Yeah, we're cash poor.

All right, nice.

See, it's fucking ain't easy being cash poor.

All right, so I'm going to give the listeners three clues.

And to these three clues, there's also a theme they have to guess, too.

So there's four things they've got to answer correctly to win a kissing skull.

Okay.

And it's the first one that I pick that has all four right answers.

Okay.

And you email kmuse2 at gmail.

And then next time we record, I'll announce

the announce the winners.

And I'll end you guys and guess what.

Then there will be a collective.

What?

I feel like

if I was an aunt listening, like I like the saga of not selling skulls more than I would want a skull.

It's funny when I'm not bad I'm hurting here and they're not going to want to see that.

I mean, come on, people.

It's well fun, again.

I'm telling you, I'm like, it's depressing.

It's like, well, at times I feel like with the only times when

you're in.

Like, why are you doing a glory hole?

Because it's an embarrassment.

Why is it convoluted?

Because it's like, they can't call here and get it because it's at merch table.

I wish you could give them a code for a a discount or something.

No, fuck it.

Hey, if you want to get it.

Our profit margins are razor thin.

I mean, they are.

Yeah, there wasn't like, like, yeah, a lot of shit fucking was not thought out.

And I blame myself.

So that's why I'm.

Yeah, so do we.

You fucked up.

All right.

So, like, so the theme, there's a theme to these three clues.

Yeah.

And here's the clues.

And it's, and don't go.

Now I'm read.

You guys got to fucking figure it out.

It's It's dyslexia.

Figure it out.

Good luck.

Have fun.

KMUS2 at gmail.com.

Email in.

And then next week, I'll announce the winner.

And then the new clues.

All right.

Stern Jill

Car Woman.

That's clue one.

Stern Jill Carwoman.

That is.

Now, is this the

backwards?

This is not backwards.

Okay.

Stern Jill Carwoman.

Well, the the opposite of car is horse.

Don't give him any help.

Horse lady.

Horse lady.

Next week, you will guess.

Okay.

I just wanted to remind everybody that.

And then question two.

Unless it's changed.

Repairing

good.

And then question three.

That's something, huh?

That's made out of wood.

Indulge my despair.

Okay.

All right.

So those are the one here, those clues again for anybody listening at home.

The first one, Stern Jill, Car Woman.

Question two, Repairing Good.

And question three, indulge my despair.

And those are,

so you got to give me all three correct answers, plus what the theme was to tonight's dyslexia.

And you may win yourself a Prussian mini kiss and skull.

Which are.

They are well made.

They are beautiful.

They're beautiful.

They're just, I guess people just, I didn't realize people wouldn't have a need for them.

Yeah.

Yeah, they don't have a need for good luck or whatever it's supposed to bring in.

I mean, I put,

I know that some, we had a, I opened up the skull for the first time and allowed people to put money in on

Monday because

they wanted to wish Kev some good luck, and they put a couple bucks in it.

Oh, all right, there you go.

I mean, you could wish him luck all the time if you just bought one.

Oh,

I sent him a skull.

Send Kev a skull?

Yeah, I'm sure he's like, what the fuck?

What kind of message is this?

So there's the dyslexia is going to become a weekly thing now.

Oh, God.

Until all the skulls are gone.

Oh, God.

Can I just buy this?

I wanted to talk to you guys real quick.

I saw this and I.

What a shocking story.

Made me really

sad.

But have you seen about the baby who's allergic to water?

No.

Is it like some kind of superhero baby?

No.

A real baby?

Is a toddler who's allergic to water?

She's 18 months old, and she breaks out in agonizing blisters seconds after she cries, sweats, or has a bath.

Is that crazy?

And being allergic to water?

Yeah, that's unfortunate, man.

I feel so bad for her because she doesn't know what's going on.

She just knows like she's allergic to.

There's 50 people in the world who have this affliction.

So what does she got to do?

Like, just well, as soon as she's old enough, she's got to realize she can't cry.

She can't sweat.

Man.

And she can't take a bath.

She's got to take, I guess, a dry bath.

There's nothing that will help her right now.

There's no medication.

There's nothing they can do.

There is no.

Oh, that poor kid.

Oh, yeah.

I'm looking at her little arm.

It's all red and shit.

Yeah, she's thought to be the youngest of just 50 sufferers.

I guess

this happens as you get older, maybe.

But

if

could you imagine you never be able to get wet?

Ask any number of my girlfriends.

Could you imagine it?

I mean, yeah, I wonder, like, my.

My fingers would burn off.

Your hand would be still.

It's just a nub up to the wrist.

You're so into it, you're just like, your hand is growing to the size of a fucking baseball man.

Just blaze of glory hanging in a loop.

I guess you got some last night, didn't you?

And then the cruel irony is that even when your fingers grow, you get that fat and unwieldy, you won't be able to use them properly anyway.

No, she's like, give me more.

Yeah.

You fat sausage finger.

Nice size queen.

Nice.

Size queen.

You don't really want to be with somebody who can handle a baseball.

I hope to be.

I mean, that would be pretty nifty.

What do I care?

All right.

What else do I got?

So, I mean, if you were...

So not only your fingers, but I mean, even

everything can't get moist.

Yeah, comes in with a fat tongue.

Oh, no, but there's got to be like, like, how does she hydrate?

I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, she's mostly water, this kid.

So

she's got.

It's on her skin.

I don't think it's on her inside.

Maybe it's not her inside of her mouth.

It's caused by the release of histamine from cells in the skin called mast cells.

Treatments target the symptoms, but are not a cure.

And the histamine tablets are used to block the reaction effect and reduce itching.

Basically, it's just like allergies.

But way, way, way worse than like polling because it's like you're not just sneezing, you're screaming in pain.

Oh, she's a cute little kid.

Oh,

her cheeks are really rosy in this picture.

Poor kid.

One bath a week.

It looks like she's getting washed and bleached.

What?

You just can't do a dry bath?

Well, what's a dry bath?

A dry bath is not bathing.

Just baby powder.

Well, she's all caked on her and shit.

No, you can't just put baby powder.

Otherwise, I would do it.

If it's like, oh, it's the same thing, I would just dump baby powder on myself and not bother taking it.

Why would you take a shower?

you?

That would save time.

I've got to sweep up the bowl.

There's so much shit to punch.

There's tons of shit to punch that I'm not punching.

What are you going to do with this anger?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Because it's been getting worse lately.

Oh, way worse.

Like, way worse.

I'm joining the gym tomorrow because I'm hoping that maybe

that'll help get out some unexpended energy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't, and I, I, I can't, mentally I cannot control it.

Yeah.

I just can't.

You were never given the tools.

No.

That's why I think you need to get the therapy, dude.

You know what?

I was thinking about it today, and it's like, much like everything else, I blame Pem and Edgar.

Because when I was young, you are not allowed to show if you were upset, if you were sad, if you were angry, any of that.

Like all those, what's that?

That wasn't an issue.

Yeah, that wasn't a, yeah.

They didn't have to, they didn't have to ban that.

Why?

Why were they like, you can't show any form of frustration or

sadness or despair?

I don't know.

I'm not sure, but like it was.

Well, what was how did you know you weren't allowed to?

Because they would scream.

They'd be like, knock it off.

Like if you were crying or you were upset.

They just didn't want to deal with it.

They didn't want fucking kids.

They were like 21 years old, 22 years old when they had me.

Absolutely an accident in the purest fucking sky.

Well, if they want kids, why do they have three more?

Because they're fucking dopes.

Because they're like everyone else.

I'm looking around Disney.

I'm like, why the fuck do you need six kids?

Why do you need so many?

That's because it brings joy to some some people.

A big family, it's like

it's comforting.

You know how much I pay when I go to Disney?

$120.

Probably zero.

That's it.

No, I do have to pay to get in, but I don't have to wait on lines.

But if I had kids, I'd probably have to wait online.

Yeah.

Unless they've ruined their special and you don't wait on lines.

Oh,

really?

Yep.

That's my little,

that's my human fast pass right there.

Whoa.

Yep.

That is

anybody with special needs gets to, yeah, because

she's going to go all crazy and

flinging shit at everybody.

She'll start eating her own poop, her own nuts.

People don't want to see that.

No, she actually, like, legitimately, she does not do well in the heat.

Was it hot?

In Florida, yeah.

It was pretty warm, yeah.

Not like oppressive.

I've been there when it's like, holy shit, but hot enough that, like, by the second day, like a couple hours into the second day, she did not want to walk around parks or do any of that shit.

So, oh, also, it was really weird, man.

We were leaving one of the rides, I can't remember what it was, and there was a girl there, probably like 18.

She had Down syndrome, and I watched it unfold.

She sees Sage

and perks up, almost like it, like, I know this sounds bad, but this is what I'm going to liken it to, like when your dog sees another dog and it's like, holy i want to go hang out with that dog over right okay someone like me yeah

exactly and she was like boom laser focused went over to her gave her a hug all this other meanwhile sage is like what the is going on here why is this person hugging raised by brian johnson yeah

um

but yeah definitely she knew sage does not know

She's different.

She's absolutely zero idea.

Well, nobody really treats her different.

No, right.

No.

So

she's just like i don't know what's going on here but sure happy birthday give her a hug and then it moved it was very sweet

do you fear that um the reapering into edgar in terms of the way you were the way you handle your what your rage and like you know he was quick prone to outbursts of anger

uh no because it's never focused on her like

I'll hit shit and I'll smash stuff and I try my best not to do it around her

but it's never like, I would never hit her or allow her to go.

I don't mean that way, but I mean like in terms of like that, that

trigger, trigger temper of like, it's like he had, like, I saw it, I saw him like,

you know, flip a switch.

It was like a light switch.

Like, he was normal one second, then he was raging.

Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.

Yep.

Yeah.

I mean, that's, that, that's a.

I noticed more and more she's like, are you okay?

And what I'm not doing anything.

Like, I'm just doing something around the house or whatever.

I tried to put up another shelf that didn't go well.

Is there, uh, you think therapy would help that?

I honestly, to my bottom of my heart, believe that he would benefit a lot from therapy.

They give you

coping mechanisms?

They give you coping mechanisms.

Well, right now, it's just unchecked.

He's not doing anything.

He's not addressing it.

He's just living it.

So I think that they

draw on their experience to point out these things that are setting him off.

And

more valuable than a gym?

Right now, there's nothing.

Right now,

it's action, action.

There's no, he needs something to break that circuit.

So it's like action.

Oh, let me think about this before I punch the wall.

Right.

And I do think that they could.

Would that be he would be better suited to go into therapy rather than like, well, I'm going to join a gym.

I don't think it's one or the other, but I would.

Which is more beneficial, you think?

I think therapy.

I think so, too.

Yeah, I think therapy.

Because I benefited.

I'm just speaking from experience, man.

I had the same shit going on, and I don't really anymore.

It comes with age, but you know.

It does.

Right, but I'm saying it comes with age, but also I worked a lot on it.

You've done yourself.

Oh, God.

I had to.

Make it sound like

that much to do.

The first, you seem so well today.

The first couple seasons of Jokers, though, you were not the same guy.

No, no.

Like that, that like, hey, mustache.

That is like not even acting.

That's me trying to get that fucking guy.

Yeah.

That's like so close to q actually getting into a fight yeah

yeah

but you and you you through therapy you found out what was causing your anger or you never did find out no i kind of got an idea kind of got

do you think it it must stem from him well he knows what it is but it's like he always brings up pam and edgaro

yeah i mean it's definitely what it is that happened back then sure but at this point at his age it's a pattern that he needs to break yeah i can't keep being like my mom and dad

they wouldn't let me get mad.

No, I fucking punched shit.

So you gotta, you gotta give him a picture.

It sounds like he knows, though.

He does know.

He sounds like he'll know more than the therapist.

But he's reacting.

What he's doing when he punches that wall is nothing.

Like, like, he's going to turn his therapist into

the Joker, bro.

I wouldn't doubt that.

That I can actually see happening.

I'm not even kidding.

But no, but like he's reacting.

It's punch a wall.

And then afterwards, I'm sure you're like, oh, man, did I just punch this door and break it?

I have a broken door, two holes holes in the wall from punching and one hole in the wall from kicking.

Yeah, it's like,

you don't even want that in your life.

In such a crummy house, I punched the wall and like the whole wall almost came down because of the table.

You don't need that shit.

And it's like, you're, you know,

you want that.

Yeah, I don't want to feel that way.

I don't want, but I don't,

god damn it, you said it a long time ago, man, in San Diego Comic-Con.

I've taken that back.

What?

We were in San Diego Comic-Con, and we were talking about.

You can't keep relying on that.

And he's like, I don't don't think happiness is in the cards for you.

Dude, I respect you.

I respect your opinion.

Yeah, but I was 24.

I mean,

you're the only friend I have that didn't stop talking to me for a long period of time when I was

not at my greatest.

Every other friend, Salvin talked to me six months, one point.

Stacey didn't talk to me for four and a half years.

Fucking Mosier.

Yeah, Mosier.

Mosier stuck around, but Mosier lived on the other co like I was bad.

Like I needed to go into, I needed to figure stuff out.

In what way were you bad, though?

Just always angry, always defensive, always, always not seeing things for how they were, but seeing things for how I through your prism.

Yes.

And that's not how things are.

It's, you know.

But doesn't everybody, though, like, in a way, like, see things in a certain not to the same level as like so through, like, so focused 100% on how it affects them, but like, like, doesn't everybody see things through their prism?

Right, but some people deal with that better than others, you know?

And so, like, when it's happened, it's like people, like, no one could talk sense to you.

No one could be like, well, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second.

Like, think about this.

Like, the worst thing anyone could do when I feel that way is to try to hug me.

I swear to God, Pam's done it in the past.

I'm like, oh, my God, get the fuck off of me.

Like, oh, my God.

I don't want to.

No, hugs, not

drugs, is not a real thing.

drugs, not hugs, was my thing.

No hug ever matched the feeling of a Picassette.

Would it help you a hug?

I'm a hugger.

I like hugging.

Yeah.

I'm not anti-hug.

Let's not go crazy, though.

In those moments of hype.

When you're raging, would a hug work?

The last time, yes, it might.

It might.

The last time I raged was at Backstage of Madison Square Garden.

Remember?

And I was like, I was fucking kicking.

I kicked the shit out of a garbage can.

Are we talking about the garden the last time?

Yeah, like three months ago, four months ago.

I flipped out like,

I'm not kidding.

This is going to sound like an exaggeration.

At one point, I had the fucking, my, my dressing room door barricaded so people couldn't, not that people were trying to get in, like, get in, but like, I put like a chair up because there was no lock on the door so people couldn't get in.

And I just fucking went to town on various things.

And if one of my friends hadn't come in and like talked to me, basically, like,

you know, Black Widow talks like the Hulk in the movies.

Uh-oh.

I would have fucking.

Yeah, you need a rhyme to it's very rare.

It's very sun's coming down.

Yeah, shit like that.

It was.

It was literally like, it was literally like, look at me, look at me, look at me, calm down, calm down.

And I was able to like snap out of it.

But I was in that fucking rage, man, where I just.

But they're

can I ask what spurred it on?

You people.

it seems like a weird time to have it like you're at the

pinnacle of your career.

That's why I knew it was all downhill.

I don't even remember that.

I don't even, that night is nothing to me.

I don't recall it.

I don't, I don't have any

fond memories of it.

I, I, it's almost like

yeah, it's almost like it happened to a completely other person.

Like you're a spectator.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I believe that.

Because it's so, I mean, think about how big that is.

Oh, not even that, just because I was so fucking angry.

Yeah, like the inability to enjoy it.

Yeah, there was no, I just wanted it over with.

I, I, there was,

put it this way: if it was just Brian Quinn playing Madison Square Garden and I didn't have people relying on me, I would have just walked out, gotten a subway, and left.

I would have been like, fuck it.

You would have left, I would have axle rose.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I would have been fucking sue me.

I don't care.

I'm not doing this.

I'm out of here.

That would have been pretty epic.

Yeah, but I can't do that to my friends.

Nothing on earth would make me do that to my friends.

But if it was me, I would have.

Jiggy has a two-hour set.

And when's the last time you were in therapy?

I'm in fairly often.

Oh, oh, you still go in regularly?

Yeah, yeah.

I thought the way you talk, you make you sound like you've done it and you're.

No, no, no.

I go less now because of my schedule, but I still go.

Like, I still go.

I go at least once a month.

Do you just open door?

You can just go whenever you want, or you have to call and make an appointment.

I make an appointment.

I usually break it four times and then finally get to it.

I mean, you guys know what it's like to schedule me here.

I'm like, can you guys do Tuesday, Thursday?

Yeah.

That's one thing, and this is no pressure.

This is not about anything you're saying, but like

this, like doing this regularly is the only thing that can temper it, even a little bit.

Yeah.

You know, like if we go a long time, if we go two weeks.

Oh, I feel it too.

Yeah.

I'm like,

I can feel it.

CJ, see,

this helps.

Shut up, goddammit!

For how long

does does it help is it like is it immediately gone immediately the moment you the door's barely hit me on the ass and i'm like i'm gonna kill someone

uh no usually like the next day next day we'll we'll usually be okay but why don't you just go listen to it i have i i he edit it i i edited it and i told q or i think i texted you too like i group texted you guys i was like i always feel like shit and i was like i went and re-listened to the episode just so i could feel like i was hanging out with you guys i thought you meant you were listening to it because you were editing it though no no I was driving around listening to it.

So now

that's a real insight though.

So you're getting some level of relaxation.

I wouldn't say pleasure.

I want to go so far.

But you're getting some level of relaxation listening to an old episode.

Oh, yeah.

If you just pick a random episode, would it work?

Because you would be like, because people have played.

For me, they've come in here and they're like, I want you to listen to this.

This is what I listened to when

I felt like shit or whatever.

And it's like, and I don't remember the episode.

I'm like, and it almost makes me chuckle.

I'm like, oh my God, that's funny.

Because I don't remember, because it was so long ago.

I don't even remember the context.

I'm like, why did we, what were we talking about?

But like, you can listen to old episodes.

You might not even remember almost like they didn't happen.

Oh, that absolutely would be the case.

People, like, people should be like, hey, like, they'll say a joke that they liked.

And I'm like, did I say that on Tel M C D or Comic Book Man or in real life?

Like, I don't remember.

Like, the basic stories I remember, but there's lots of conversations that I'm like, I have no recollection of that.

So you've got 366 episodes to next time you're going to go punch a wall?

Yeah.

I'm like, wait a second and Sage hit play.

I'm making hay.

What's up, buddy?

Quick.

You're not taking hay, Sage.

God damn it.

Yeah, okay.

There's a hug right there.

There you go.

Thanks for the hug.

You know we're best friends.

You know that's a thousand times better than a Percocet.

Coming from someone someone who's never taken a Percocet.

Pants Poison, baby.

You don't need it.

Pants Poison.

Oh, by the way, pantspoison.com.

I locked it down.

Remember I told you about the beer company?

One of them is going to be Pants Poison.

I got it.

That's pretty great.

Yeah.

I was wrong about

slightly wrong.

You know what?

I wasn't wrong.

I still don't like them.

But the Kardashian Jenners,

I don't know which one it was.

Kylie or Kendall, one of the two.

I guess they were big proponents of Snapchat.

And they said, one of them said something like they weren't happy with the Snapchat, the new

format or whatever you're going to call it.

She tweeted that Snapchat lost a billion dollars in market share in one day.

A billion dollars.

Whoa.

And they can attribute it to her

complaining about it.

Can she tweet about

it?

Can we get her to tweet about the skulls?

She tweeted about the skulls.

Loving this new

only available at

merchtable.com.

But can you imagine having that kind of power?

No.

That's crazy.

Would you abuse it?

Yes.

Oh, I would be saying shit all day just to watch it lose.

I bet Coca-Cola gross.

Like, see if you can take that.

I'll be like Holland, ew, right, guys?

You got to give it up.

You know, you have to give it up.

Holland in New Mexico.

You've got to give her some

props.

With great power comes great responsibility, and she probably

won't do that in the future.

Her follow-up tweet was like, still love you, though, Snapchat, which is like, saved it.

No, I don't think it's like,

we're in business again.

I think it was like, obviously, she didn't know.

Like, even she didn't know that she was going to have power that she wields.

Well, is Snapchat still just, I send you pictures and they disappear?

Did they evolve?

I think it's kind of the same.

Snapchat's the one with all the filters and shit.

Like somebody was like, oh, you should do Snapchat too, as well as like Instagram.

Oh, yeah.

By the way, if you want to follow us on Instagram, we're Tellemants.

T-E-L-L-E-M Ants.

I should change it because who would think that?

What?

Go ahead.

Movie fuffer.

The movie's over?

Yeah.

All right.

We're going to have to wait a couple minutes.

Why don't you look around the store?

Check some stuff out.

Yeah.

I've hidden a key somewhere in the store.

A key?

Go find it.

If you can find the key, it will unlock a box.

Go look for a key.

It looks like this.

She's like, no, thanks, Dada.

Okay.

Go look for a key.

It looks like this.

Go look everywhere.

If you can find that key, you're going to get a prize.

You're going to get a prize.

I've hidden it.

Yeah, you want a prize?

What?

You want a prize?

Got up.

Okay, well, you got to find the key.

Look around, see if you you can find it.

It looks fine.

All right.

Good.

Yeah, so Kendall Jenner.

That's some power, man.

I would love to have that kind of power.

I wouldn't abuse it, though.

No, you wouldn't sell out.

Would you use it to boost things you liked, though?

Sure, right?

That wouldn't be selling out.

If I truly like something, I would.

I would feel that that wasn't selling out.

You know, it would be an honest opinion, at least.

Right.

I wonder, though, like, the stuff that you like, and this is not nothing against you, the stuff that I like, the stuff that the three of us like,

probably, I don't, even if we had that kind of juice, people would still be like, What?

I don't know about that.

Because think of how many years you and I were in the comics when it was the like mocked and we were laughed at.

Oh, I remember those things.

Remember those years?

I knew it was awesome.

Yeah, and now what runs the world?

What rules it is comic books, the characters.

It was truly like

not saying it was like

or you weren't Ann Frank in it.

But

it wasn't no, you know, walk in the park to wear your Spider-Man shirt.

Dude, I was a senior in high school buying comic books, and I would get fucking torn apart by my friends.

Yeah, I hid that.

I hid my

addiction to comic books for quite a while because I felt it made me look like a baby.

Right.

And now, so my point is, maybe the things that you like

would not be.

Maybe you're sitting on a pile of money.

You don't even know it.

Oh, no, I would know it.

Definitely not.

Sitting on skulls.

That's about the only thing I'm saying.

Yeah, those skulls.

Are you more upset about the money or

the lack of

enthusiasm?

I think the lack of, I mean, it's definitely both.

I think I see a lack of enthusiasm, though.

It's scary.

It makes me go, like,

you know, is to tell him Steve Dave ride over.

Right.

Or if it's not over,

it definitely feels like the train is

not running on coal anymore.

Now it's like, you know, they're throwing it, they've ripped the seats

and they're throwing them into the engine just to keep the train going.

I hope that's not the case.

So an uptick in skulls.

I mean, maybe I wouldn't have such a complete answer.

I'll be more optimistic.

She can't be this blatant about it, though.

Why?

Is it what that's what people want?

Like blatant, pure, raw thoughts?

You would think.

Did you two racists go see Black Panther?

I heard you're not allowed to see it if you're watching it.

I have not seen it

yet.

Did you see it, Walt?

I have not seen it.

I want to see it so badly, but like I said, I've been dealing with

some family members who have been ill, and I have been forced to pick up slack.

The worst.

My wife, because her mom is in the hospital, so we've been doing a lot of what's some of the slack you've picked up.

I'm curious to know.

Household stuff, like things that got to get done that my wife used to do.

The vacuum of flooring.

I can't do it because she's, you know, we're out at visiting and dusting the skull pile.

You know, like getting my daughters to places,

getting

things that need to get done that she knows because she's focused on her mom right now.

Okay, now you are a guy who, I believe, totally appreciates your wife.

Do you appreciate her more knowing all that shit she does?

And that you're like, oh my God, I don't want to do this.

Oh, no.

Poor Sam's still looking for the key.

Looking everywhere.

Did you find it yet?

Getting warm.

You're a failure.

It's there somewhere.

I don't, I mean, it's not fun to drive like, you know,

like all the places that I gotta, like, that the girls have to go to.

Not that it's not fun, like, we'll have, I'll have some fun while doing it, but it's just like this, like, like, my friends want to go here and you know no one's home so i gotta you know i i'll i gotta i gotta i gotta pick up the slack so what you do is you're you know

you're when you're done you know you know it you're gonna

yeah it's driving me crazy like it's so

like i took

a day or like sage and the cats were at pam and edgars just nothing no one needed anything And that's what I think is getting to me, the constant need, special needs.

But like, yeah, like the just like, you saw it here before?

Hey, can you set up the movie?

Hey, I want something to eat.

Hey, and that's like just within a couple minutes.

Yeah.

You know, and it's like, it's all the time.

Yeah.

You know, so it gets rough.

Can't hire help?

I could.

I guess I could, but I got to get to a point where I'm like, I know where.

Like, what I have to do first is look into like programs for her.

So like maybe some after-school shit.

And then from there, maybe like, because really, the only, I barely trust Pam and Edgars to stay over.

Like, honestly, the only person I would trust to stay overnight would be Debbie Chen, probably.

I think she's really the only one.

I'd be like, not even think about it.

Yeah, but you got to take care of yourself, too, though, pal.

I mean, you know.

Yeah, more and more.

It really, it was her that, like, the...

pretty frequent like, are you okay?

Are you okay?

Because she can see it, like, in my face, even if I'm not breaking doors or whatever.

She can see that I'm like focused on something or something is going wrong.

And it seems like something is always going wrong.

Whether it's the same shit that goes wrong for everyone, fucking insurance company fucks something up, or this got fucked up, or

you know,

bullshit.

And fucking.

It seems like nobody ever does their job right.

Oh my, I just feel like nobody ever does their job right.

Yeah,

that's why I don't have a job.

I know I do it wrong.

I don't want to fuck up anybody's day.

Fair enough.

Should I cover the phone?

If you want, yeah, I guess.

Sure.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know if you want to, it doesn't sound like you want to leave, so I don't know if I should say anything.

I'll do it.

I'll fucking stay here all night.

Sage, keep looking for that key.

Did you find it yet?

Oh, I have a request

from iSell Comics.

There are 300 episodes coming up.

Yeah, I got invited onto this.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

All right, because I've heard there's a special,

I don't have a key,

I heard there's a special

request for a certain, for a bit from us that you want us to do with that.

I didn't hear this.

Check this out.

I thought it was pretty fun.

We record and then we give them the clip, a what-if scenario.

What if Telm Steve Dave never existed?

We didn't come up with Telm Steve Dave, but instead

we created I Saw Comics and we do our version of ISO Comics.

I love that.

I thought we could do it one night after recording a Telm Steve Day.

We'll do a mini I Saw Comics episode.

I think that's great, man.

I would love to talk about comics.

And that's what we're going to do.

And that clip will be aired on the prestige.

Anniversary.

As long as you want.

I don't want to keep you here too late because I know you're a busy guy, so I don't want to say we'll make it a full-length episode.

Damn, I never get to talk about comics.

I got some special things already planned to make talking about comics fun.

Oh, shit.

That's cool.

I don't really get to talk about comics in the offseason of Comic Book Man.

I'm so looking forward to it.

Yeah, what's my role on this?

I got a role.

I got a role already.

I can see it already.

How you will be implemented in the

Earth 2 version of iSell Comics.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, but I love this.

Ming Chen has asked for that for the 300 episodes.

You got to give it up for that.

Yeah.

You know, that's an achievement.

Yeah, that is a testament to optimism like i have never seen in my life like

it'll get better

right they have a podcasting studio they do yeah they do i mean they went from they went from a smorning show to now having a studio a smudio

If that's not success, I don't know what is.

How can you argue with that?

Only in America.

Right.

Only in America could they.

Now they have a podcast studio.

They are.

There would be laws against them podcasting in other countries.

That's why America is the greatest.

Anybody can do anything.

Get thrown off rooftops.

In the Middle East with a float over their head.

Were they gay?

No.

They just fucked up podcasting.

They were gay.

Even the murderers are getting shots and

haven't hit the ground yet.

In a country where they don't even find being gay funny, like it's no room for humor.

They're still taking shots at Mike and Ning.

And there we go.

Big ass for it.

I mean, in my head, but

he's telling me this.

I'm like, you're opening the door.

I say, I got a role for you.

You've already shown your kids.

You know what your role is going to be.

To eviscerate

their entire existence.

Me and Two will try to keep

the Earth 2 ISO Comics train on its tracks while you will play

Earth 1 Brian Johnson.

Who's that little Russian from the bullwinkle?

Always got Barr.

Yeah, you'll be Boris.

All right, so it's basically puck nuts with comics.

Touchy.

No Kia?

That key yet.

You haven't found a key yet?

No Kia?

Somebody told me they saw it in the toilet bowl.

No, they did not.

They funny.

All right.

So, yeah.

What else?

I think that was probably it.

What do we got?

Eight o'clock.

We got Uncle Lloyd.

We got in Jenners.

We did good.

Kev, thank God he's all right.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm really happy that guy made it.

I like him.

But I remember my grandmother, like, you know, she was much older, 80s, but it'd be like, oh, man, this friend died.

This friend died.

And I'm like, what is that like?

Like, if I got the news back, like, holy shit, Kevin died.

Like.

Finally, a death would affect me.

Deaths don't affect me.

You know, like, like, this celebrity died.

I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

Like, even if I like him, I don't really care.

It's like, I don't know, what are you going to do?

But a friend?

Like, a

yeah, I, it was, it was that's what I worry about more than family.

Sorry, Erica.

Is it the way I play guitar?

Is it the way I hold my place?

Tell me, honey, what makes you mad?

Every time you see my face, what did I do and what did I say?

You can try and live away.

Six years later, and you're still at large.

Running your mouth, like you're still in charge.

Go,

go,

go,

rock and roll.

Go,

go,

go.

No, here's enough.

Go,

go,

rock and road.

Go,

go,

go.

No one hears your battle and cry.

You're still trying to

know why.

Does it really help your mind?

So no, you're sitting on your own kind.

You can leave it anytime.

If you're gonna pull the front on us, we're gonna fight into the bitter end.

Turn around and see the shape you're in.

You know it's true,

we're after you

for all the pain you've caused me and my friends.

No one cares

what you say.

You'll be down and go look, but good just coming.

Get out of my way.

Go,

go,

go,

knock it, no, no,

no,

no.

Enough is enough.

No,

no,

knock it low, go,

go,

go.

Enough is enough.

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