#344: Ann Landahs

You don't have children.

No.

You never will.

No.

You'll die alone.

Yeah.

Hopefully.

I'm not going to answer that.

Okay.

I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.

Yeah, look at your fucking bruised apple.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave with me, Bri, with Q and with aspiring felon Walt Flanagan.

Earlier today, Q, Walt was

walking the line.

Yeah.

You can tell he's getting older.

Very concerned about his mail.

He's getting his mail.

Has the mail come?

Will the mail come?

The mail should have come.

No.

He's got the little hose spraying kids away.

Yeah.

That's not the case.

In today's world, your mail is tracked digitally.

And I can watch my mail,

the steps from

where it's coming from right up to my doorstep.

And now,

in that world where we can see that, if something is out for delivery

and you happen to be walking home from lunch and you see an unattended mail cart just sitting there for I watched for 15 minutes with no postman around it.

Holy shit.

Watching it

and taking pictures of it.

Wait, he's talking about the amount of time he has to stare at a mouth card.

No, I know.

Both sides of that coin are a little fucked up.

I felt that I could, my box was there.

It looked like one of the boxes that I should be receiving.

Okay.

But I was

afraid to touch it and go through it and take it.

So I weighed it and weighed it.

This was a honey trap.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what someone said, right?

That might have been a sting operation, right, to see if anybody would touch it.

I mean, it was there.

When they set up like those bait bait cars

this man was seen taking a 20% off coupon to Bed Bath and beyond but I I waited and waited and I didn't know what to do and then finally out of I saw a postman coming walking down the street look like he was leaving a restaurant okay you're skipping out on a huge part the part where you called Gidham to consult him and then had Gidem ask other people like what they thought so he could sort of get a consensus as to whether or not he should steal his own mail

It could be a sting operation, though.

I mean, the postal service has, I mean, at least this post office has something against you after your tirade against Susan.

That's what I.

Well, I tell you what.

All right.

So I did call Giddam because I wanted to see if he knew if it would be a felony if I was to touch that court.

Yeah.

And if I could, and would it be proper for me to take my own mail without the mailman knowing it?

I'm helping him out.

I'm lightening his load.

But then when Giddam couldn't give me an answer, and I'm finding that to be.

Giddam didn't give me an answer?

He couldn't give me a proper answer.

He was very non-usually just makes shit up anyway.

Yeah, but this is like this could have affected Walt.

Normally, the bullshit he spouts

dissipates into the atmosphere and nobody fucking thinks about it again.

Cow as fuck.

Right, exactly.

Walt could be facing time here.

Yeah, right.

That could be a felony, right?

Tampering with the U.S.

mail.

Yeah, I mean, yes.

But I wanted him to Google.

I wanted him to Google, is it okay for me to take my own mail if the mailman doesn't know it.

And he couldn't give me a straight answer.

So I was afraid to touch it and go in near it.

But when the mailman was walking towards me, I made sure to give him a dirty look.

And he.

He had his shoulder.

He had a shoulder check.

And I made sure he knew that I was like, he came over.

His head was like, what's his sight?

What do you see for 15 minutes?

I don't know where he was.

You said he was in the restaurant.

It looked like he made

a fucking living in there.

I don't know if he was eating in there, though.

He may have been getting more mail because he was coming back with more mail.

Because he was doing my job, asshole.

What are you giving me dirty looks for?

But he gave me a look and I gave him a dirty look right back.

I was just like, what are you doing?

Okay, bring it with you.

Don't leave it here unattended.

Right?

No, you're right.

Yes, you're right.

But to go around preaching to mailmen about how to do their job, it's odd.

Was it your package in there?

Well, now I track it.

There's the rub cue.

It was out for delivery.

Yeah.

And it's still out for delivery.

Okay.

And it's well after hours where it should have arrived by now.

So I believe that.

That dirty look cost.

You know what, though?

My mail, for reasons I won't explain here, is sent to an alias.

So he wouldn't have known.

He may have known it was me.

I go under the name Paco Raban.

Like, he may know it was me.

Like, that's the guy that works at the comic book store.

But the box that I was waiting for.

Paco Roban.

Roban, that left behind.

Shitty fucking cologne.

I don't know.

That's awesome.

No.

Oh, it is awesome.

He would not have known that that box that that was addressed to, that was one of the same people that was giving him the fucking stink.

Well, without getting too deep into it, is your mail at home delivered to Aurelius or just the store?

I'm not going to answer that.

Okay.

You're going to plead the fifth on that one.

I mean, if you did go to court, I think they'd find you guilty of impatience.

Like, where's my pet?

What was in it anyway?

You never did that.

Some hardcovers I wanted.

Some stuff I ordered ordered on eBay.

Important shit.

It doesn't matter whether it's important or not.

It's your shit.

Right, but

I just find it bizarre that

they'll leave it unattended for that long.

Who knows how much thousands of dollars of mail was just left on that street today?

And I watched over it until he came back, but

thanks to you.

Yeah.

No crime was committed.

Exactly.

Actually, I'm saying because you didn't commit it.

Yeah, I know.

Something else, right?

He comes back in a tizzy.

He's not fit for camera.

I was.

But it made me even more annoyed is because Giddam's always ready to offer suggestions when I don't want his input.

Like, he has no shortage of interjecting and telling me, well, you should do this when I don't want it.

But when I ask him for something, he's very like, oh, well, I don't know.

I don't know what you should do.

Like,

he didn't want to weigh in.

And that's annoying, though.

When I ask you for it, he's unwilling to go on the record.

But he's not unwilling to

unasked?

Unsolicited?

Unsolicited.

He's more than willing to fucking open that fucking mouth thing.

Yeah.

Why didn't you pull rank and have him steal the mail?

Because

I thought of that, but when I was walking back, that's when I saw the guy come out of

what I thought was the restaurant.

Yeah.

And you exchanged

sideways glances at each other.

He knew I was not happy with him.

He knows you're not happy because he's like, you just threw your package in the group.

I don't think so.

Like I said, what made me sleep a little bit better was he had no idea

that the package was

in town talk?

They think they know my alias?

Yeah, you know who Paco Raban is, right?

Makes it so tricky.

Not a chance.

You have like your own Newman, like on Seinfeld?

Wow.

This is a question I got to throw out mostly to Walt because

Q, you can listen in, but you don't have an experience.

You don't have children.

No.

You never will.

No.

You'll die alone.

Yeah.

Hopefully.

Normally people, you know, as they

get into their advanced age, there's kids around to celebrate holidays with.

But you'll be doing it by yourself.

Sure.

Or with me.

Yeah, I'm not afraid of that.

More likely than.

But yeah, I have to ask you, Walt, when how old are Can I just stop you for one second?

Sure.

I just want to show a cue evidence that we're talking about.

Pictures of the picture of the mail car

left alone.

Unattended for

a long time.

There's a lot of Amazon packages in that.

That's what I'm talking about, man.

That's valuable stuff.

Yeah.

So I want to make it.

That's what I'm trying to paint a picture.

Yeah, that's it.

That fry is trying to paint me as a lunatic, and I'm trying to show you that I'm just a concerned citizen.

You were concerned for yourself.

If you didn't have a package coming, you wouldn't give a fuck at all.

I would love to.

You're like, that's weird and keep on trucking.

That's true.

I'd love to have seen you take that picture.

Did you sneak that photo?

No,

I wanted everybody to see me.

I wanted everybody to know what was going on.

It's like leaving a baby unattended.

Yeah, we did talk about that where people in European, some European countries, and even when they come over here, they'll leave the carriage or whatever parked in front of a restaurant while they eat or a coffee shop.

I don't even like when people leave dogs outside.

Yeah, it's strange, and it's not common here.

But

I would say that if I had to leave some of my junk mail on the sidewalk or my baby,

the junk mail is going to lose every time.

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Get on it.

I'm sorry, I interrupted you.

You were asking me a question about a child.

Yes, questions about children.

How old were your girls the first time they took your car keys, walked out of the house, got in the car, and tried to drive it away?

Ooh, that's never happened.

No?

Never.

Are you saying that happened?

Maybe.

Sage?

Definitely.

Sage took your keys and tried to get in the car and drive away?

She didn't try to get in the car.

What happened was

I was doing something and she asked me to

go to the park, but it was getting a little bit too late.

And I was like, no, I can't go to the park.

And I said, I'll take you tomorrow, though.

And she was all like down in the middle of the day.

She jumped about it.

It started boiling in her.

And she was on the

back porch.

Fuck you.

I'll do what I want.

Yes, pretty much.

She came close.

So I didn't know because I was doing something.

She takes my keys, walks out of the house, gets in the Jeep, starts it.

Starts it?

I'll get into this in a little bit.

Starts it.

But I think she couldn't figure out how to put it in gear because you've going to touch the brake and i think she didn't know that

the worst part was my bike was parked right in front of it so if she got in the gear she probably would have hit it oh man

uh but she didn't so

like this all happened in like a minute and a half maybe because i see her out in the yard and i'm like what are you doing she's like nothing she comes in And it was only later that I pieced together because

the car running?

Yes.

For like two hours.

I looked outside.

I was like, why the hell are the lights on?

And I went out there.

I was like, I don't think I left the keys on.

And the Jeep was running.

So that's how I knew she did it.

And I asked her, like, did you try to drive the Jeep away?

And she's like, yeah.

And I said, why?

She's like, I wanted to get a hamburger.

She said she's going to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger.

And

a little bit later,

as we delved into it a little bit, I may be responsible for part of it.

Okay.

Because when we go to school in the morning, like when I drive her to school, school, many times I'll pretend I'm tired and I fall asleep

while you're driving?

Yeah.

And she'll take the wheel and like she'll steer for a little bit.

And then she'll be like, Dana, Dana, wake up.

And I'm like, oh man, did I fall asleep?

You know,

playing around.

Playing around on a road, going how fast?

Well, you don't really close your eyes, I imagine.

No, no, no, like 40, maybe.

Okay.

Not too fast.

Not like we're on the parkway.

But I always compliment her driving.

And

may have gone so far as to make her a little fake driver's license.

So she thought she had a license.

Oh, boy.

And that's why she was like, this is not a problem.

And then later on, when she was told it wasn't a real license, she was pretty pissed.

And started insisting on getting driving lessons so that she could drive.

Now, who's at fault here?

No, I'm not.

Suzanne, right?

Yeah.

That's ain't your fault, buddy, but I never do.

So

I love about you.

To me, you're.

I mean, you got to hide those keys now.

I started putting them up higher so she couldn't.

You got to lock them up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got to lock them up like it's a gun.

Well, my guns aren't locked up.

Well, all right.

Well, you got to start.

All right.

You got to start locking the keys and the guns up right now, tonight.

Sorry, tonight.

I'm learning so much.

Don't make her a fake gun license.

Whatever you do.

Give me the keys, Dad.

Wow.

Jeez.

Yeah.

But

is she naughty or is she

ambitious?

She wants to drive herself to McDonald's.

If she does it again, it's naughty because you told her not to.

She should know.

Well, you never told her.

I don't think she could say naughty.

You told her she had a license.

In her head, she was like, well, okay, I got a license.

I could drive now, Dad.

I said I could.

Right.

But, I mean,

what was the reaction to everybody else in the house when they found out, or did you not tell them?

No, Suzanne was like, what did you know?

Like, she gets more upset about that kind of stuff than I do.

Like, I thought it was funny.

But because she was okay.

And my bike was okay.

I mean,

I could see, you know, you're not, I mean, you're not really coming down on Suzanne for getting a little upset about that, are you?

No, I did.

But I was like, I mean, come on.

She's all right.

Come on, you're square.

I was like, if she lived in like Tennessee or something, she'd have a license in two years anyway.

Wow.

But wow, no.

Yeah, my kids have never done that.

My daughter has her license now, and we almost have to

force her to

go do things.

She's still a little unsure of herself, and she's not comfortable yet doing it anymore.

She's not as confident as Sage.

No, no, not yet.

I think that's my fault, too.

Since she's two, every single thing she does is awesome.

So she has this sort of misplaced confidence in everything she does.

I think all of America's children have that nowadays.

Yeah.

Yeah, they all.

I raised a millennial?

Yo,

everything she does deserves a trophy or a medal.

I mean, you're just as guilty as every other parent out there, Brian, but that's all right.

Oh, God.

You're right.

I raised a snowflake for Christ's sakes.

That's why she was all sulking that she couldn't take driving lessons at 11.

God damn it.

Yeah, and your daughter got a car, first car.

Yeah.

There's her sister around.

Where'd you get her?

Honda Civic.

Yeah, a nice, safe, reliable car.

I had one.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's not too new.

You got damn liar.

I had a Civic.

I had a Trissel and a Civic.

I was a new in LA.

What's the car?

Trisel had in LA.

Civic I had before I got the Wrangler.

I sold it to get the Wrangler.

Yeah,

I remember that car.

It's a 2014.

I'm not sure

what the price was.

2014 is pretty new.

Yeah, it's pretty new.

It's in a nice shape.

It was owned by somebody who didn't put a lot of wear and tear on it.

And she's she's making car payments now.

And she's got a job.

She's making car payments.

Please tell me you're charging her interest.

No.

It would be so you.

He's got a big...

Not my blood.

And then she's got her insurance is outrageous if she got insurance on her own.

Oh, really?

It would be like a bunch of people.

So technically you guys own the car?

Yeah.

Yeah.

How much is insurance these days?

Like, I remember when we were young, it was like,

how can I ever pay this?

I'll be working the rest of my life.

It's like 10 times that what it was back then.

They make it so it's impossible for anybody.

Most kids are like, fuck it.

Well, they have to go after the bus or whatever.

They have to go on their parents'

insurance because

unless they're like

a trust fund kid, there's no way you can afford insurance in this day and age.

Especially, well, at least not in this area.

I don't know about the rest of the nation, but in Jersey,

it's just outrageous what the prices are.

And girls pay less than guys.

How do you feel about that?

You think that's right?

I've always felt like it was a violation of my rights.

Do you think it's fair that they

because I'm pretty gender fluid, man?

You know, when I'm behind the wheel, go again.

It's 2017, only when you're behind the wheel.

When I'm behind the wheel, yeah.

Like, I'm behind the wheel all manner.

As soon as you get behind that wheel, like lines fade.

Dainty, yeah, man.

I'm ready to fucking

safely.

If the insurance industry is willing to be so sexist, give them a lower rate, then why can't we say,

some of the other things that we've been told are not PC?

Like what?

That you can't park for shit.

Who?

Women?

Yeah.

You're a terrible driver.

Right?

You're too busy fixing your hair instead of looking at the road.

Well, so far you're describing yourself, not a woman.

That's what they're saying.

Women drive better.

Yeah, but like, it goes, it defies all the things that like...

All the stereotypes are.

I think what they're saying is backed up by scientific facts and statistics.

I threw cliches at this insurance adjuster right and left.

Still, would it lower the rate?

Yeah, it is a tough argument to make with like, but all this bullshit exists.

But why is it that the boys got to pay more?

Because the boys are more prone.

They want to rip it out.

Boys will

want to get it.

What's it called when you, you know, what's it called when you go fast?

What are some of the terms?

No, what are some of the terms?

Pedalton.

Pedalton metal, you know,

see how fast you can get it up to.

But I never did that.

I don't think I've ever put

the pedal to the metal.

I've never had the pedal touch.

I never even said it until right now.

I never had the pedal touch in the floor.

Ever.

I did that shit all the time.

Oh, yeah.

I had like an eight-cylinder Cordova when I was 18.

Total piece of shit, but I could go like 110 miles an hour.

So, of course, on the parkway.

And you did it?

Of course I did.

I deserve those rates.

That laser might be a chicks car, but it could fucking tear ass, man.

You flipped over in it.

You were driving so fast.

Yeah, but I landed on the wheels and I kept going.

It's like some fucking juice of hazard shit, just without that racist flag on the roof.

Yeah.

Good.

That's not me applauding, just the MM.

It's 2017, man.

I'll never applaud against the Duke Boys.

All right.

Ming, I know you're a fan of Casper.

I love the Casper mattresses.

Well, I loved it so much that I sold one out from under Mike Zapzick, but that's another story.

Because I think the thing was,

you knew that Mike wouldn't appreciate it.

No, I knew that, absolutely.

And I didn't want it to go to someone who wouldn't appreciate it.

How the hell does he know what I'm going to appreciate?

I assumed he had been in bed with you before.

You were just okay with any old mattress, like a rolled-up sleeping bag.

Yeah,

we weren't at the other one.

So never mind.

All right.

They've created one perfect mattress sold directly to consumers.

Not for long, though, from what I understand.

I think they got bought by Target.

Everybody we advertise gets bought for a billion dollars and then stops advertising.

Oh, wow.

So

that's terrible.

ISIL Comics, you should advertise with us.

Yeah, no,

become a billion-dollar company, sell your company, say fuck you to everybody.

Yeah, like acquired by Apple.

Just like.

For some reason, they need you.

Yeah.

It's us and Dr.

Drecking acquired.

Yeah, yeah.

You got to listen to ISIL Comics on Beats headphones.

Otherwise,

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Thank you.

We have a, every once in a while,

someone writes in,

usually Lovelorn, some sort of problem that

successfully, if you want to call it that, solved

Game of Thrones, guys.

And shouldn't we take the person who had the problem if they feel it it was successful?

That's all that matters, right?

So we would have to deem it a success.

Right.

Well, I think a lot of people in Jonestown, after they drank the Kool-Aid, they're like, success, you know, like, I'm going to go see God.

So, this guy doesn't know.

What the fuck does he know?

The fact that he asked the question in the first place is he's mentally deranged.

He's not happy.

But

this is a 13%er.

Uh-oh.

Looking for some male advice.

Wow, this is a long letter.

But boil it down.

It's relationship relationship-related.

And

it's pretty great.

He's a great guy.

Generally makes you happy.

We've reached a place where we can talk about anything regardless of whether it's a subject we agree on.

And since we live about 100 miles apart, we only see each other once a week and we haven't gotten sick of each other yet.

That's key.

You have to live at least 100 miles away from the person.

Yes.

Okay.

He has a lot of money.

Caps.

No.

Female friends.

Okay.

She says that's not a problem as she has a lot of guy friends too.

Now, I find that girls who have a lot of guy friends, girls don't like them, right?

I'm right about that.

The girl in the room says yes.

I mean, everybody is paying almost nothing for car insurance.

Almost everybody I've ever dated has not liked her.

Right.

Yeah.

I mean, come on.

I know.

Come on.

They look in the mirror, then they look at that.

They know.

They know.

Why would they like her?

I don't like her.

Why would they?

She's too hot.

God damn it.

Yeah, but, you know, her complete disinterest in me should have signaled no threat.

No.

Because if I could have been with her, don't you think I would have been with her?

Yeah.

And not you?

Yeah, look at you.

You fucking bruised apple.

I had a lot of people.

Distraziad.

Yeah, but in all seriousness, yeah, they...

So, yeah, okay.

Uh she carries suspicions left over from previous relationships.

Okay.

Uh normally she can remind herself that she's being irrational and get over it.

Does she say how old she is?

She doesn't.

She doesn't.

It sounds like someone in their 20s, but okay.

Could be, but

okay, but there are two particular relationships that bugger.

She gets anxiety whenever they come up.

The first is one of his best friends.

They were engaged and living together at one point a few years ago, but broke up and they're really close friends.

She's a nice person.

He says that she likes me.

That's probably a lie.

I like her, but several times over the past year, she feels like she can't live up to her, this girl.

But they broke up.

Well, how would you feel about this, Q?

Apparently, she makes the best biscuits and gravy he's ever had, the best birthday cake, threw him the best surprise party.

All like little things that, you know, I guess he's like, hey, she was so great at this and this and this.

And maybe she's feeling feeling a little

inadequate.

Yeah, a little inadequate, some lack of confidence.

Can I give advice to that point?

Sure.

Yeah, we'll take them point by point.

Okay.

Throw a fucking kick-ass party and learn to make some better biscuits.

And a kick-ass cake.

I'll biscuit this bitch.

Easier said than done.

Wow, nobody said it was going to be easy, but you only see him once a week.

You have plenty of time to practice.

Yeah.

All the time you're not with him, you can practice making biscuits.

He's throwing biscuits in and out of that fucking oven.

Right.

You make them, you fucking throw them out.

Don't even taste them.

Just keep practicing making them.

Or

if you really want to be fucking super cool and you, at least on the surface, get along with this woman, why don't you ask her for a biscuit recipe?

Is that something people give away?

Yeah.

Willy-nilly, a biscuit recipe.

A lot of recipes are closely guarded, right?

Especially amongst, like, say, Italians.

Right.

Like, is your mom going to give away her secret sauce recipe?

She is?

All right.

Maybe I'm wrong about that.

Would she give it away to somebody she thought was trying to court?

Her husband.

Her husband.

Especially if all he talked about was

bladder on about how great the money was.

This is the opposite.

This is the opposite.

She broke up with him.

She shouldn't care about that.

All she's doing is, anyway, she's not great.

All she's doing is popping open that fucking vacuum-sealed thing and throwing him in the oven for 20 minutes.

It says they

say they broke up.

I don't know if who broke up with whom, though.

Well, obviously, she broke up with him.

The second person is a bigger deal.

Before they started dating, when they were.

A bigger deal than his fiancé at one time.

Than the great biscuit maker.

Okay.

Before she and the guy started dating, when they were just still friends, he showed her.

Now, this is like, I don't understand why you do this.

He showed her videos and pictures that she had sent him of her masturbating, sticking butt plugs in her ass, lots of boob shots.

He also said she was a lesbian.

Okay, I'm out on this one.

I'm tagged to Tim and Yin.

Well, I don't like this guy already because, like, this girl was sending him private pictures and videos, and he's showing them all over town.

This is not a problem.

Well, first of all, why would you show your current girl or your friend?

They were just still just friends at the time.

But to what end?

Like, why would you show her?

Answer this with complete honesty.

Right.

Have I ever showed you a picture that a girl sent me?

Can you recall any of them?

No, not once.

It's just you just don't do it.

Have I ever asked?

No.

You do not do it.

You fucking don't do it.

One, it's the only way to ensure you keep getting them.

Two, like, it's just not just not fucking cool.

Like, that's just not.

That's the thing about revenge porn.

Like, no matter how horribly, like, let's say I had some pictures, right?

No matter how horribly the girl treated me, even if she tried to kill me.

Right.

Which I can't say for sure hasn't happened in the past because I was pretty sick for a while and Suzanne looked suspicious.

I still wouldn't put revenge porn.

She's like little vials with skulls off.

I'm just like, so this is, I just drink this.

It's oatmeal eat it.

In that moment that they were taking the picture and sending it to you,

they trusted you.

They trusted that you weren't going to do this.

So regardless of everything surrounding it and you feeling justified, like, hey, man, fuck her or fuck him or whatever.

Like this Kardashian and Black China situation.

Yeah.

In that moment, they trusted you, and that's what you should base it on, not the shit that happened afterwards.

Yeah, Yeah, it says something really bad about you.

So, I don't like this guy already.

I don't like that.

Okay.

I don't like

that.

Walton didn't really have much to do with the butt plugs.

I don't like those butt plugs.

You don't like them?

No.

They're so uncomfortable.

Okay, I figured at the time she was kind of a cock tease, and that was shitty.

One night when things had progressed into the relationship, I was like, When you expect butt plugs.

That's where it starts all go south.

No pun intended.

They were having a great date and enjoying, now they were dating at this point, having a great date, enjoying some pie at a diner when he was checking his phone, started laughing, me, started laughing, and showed me a fresh, full frontal picture that she had just sent him.

Well, he also sounds stupid.

I mean, she was really, really upset, although she didn't say it at the time.

Later on, once I composed myself, I did tell him how I felt about it, and also that it bugged me that she was still sending him this stuff when he was in a relationship.

Reasonable?

Yeah.

As far as I know, he asked her to stop and hasn't sent anything else, but now every time I see her interact with him on social media, she got sick to her stomach.

She has depression, anxiety, crazy trust issues, and horrible low self-esteem.

I know that's part of the problem.

There's nothing he can do to stop that.

She lives on the other side of the country and rarely visits.

So now she's like, well, at least she lives on the other side of the country.

So she comes here with her butt plugs.

You know.

Yeah, she packs them up, rides them through TSA.

She bought a new house with her boyfriend,

the girl.

and that's right, boyfriend, even though she was supposedly a lesbian.

The guy says that she chooses when to be gay, and you can never tell with her.

Well, that's I don't,

I mean, that alone.

Just dopey, right?

Uh, but now I'm even more bothered because at least before I thought she was just the shittiest lesbian ever.

Now I can

now all I can wonder is if anything ever happened between them.

And I know it shouldn't matter because it's the past, but it still bugs me.

What can she do, Q?

What does she do here?

Well, it's also a basic lack of respect for her, right?

That this guy's like, hey, check out these.

The guys are hard.

The guy's a washout.

You got to get rid of the guy.

That's it.

But it's just like the word.

The Game of Thrones guy's a champ compared to this douche.

Yes.

I've said this before on this show.

Relationships have one purpose, and that is to make you feel good.

That is it.

If a relationship does not make you feel good, then get the fuck out.

You should always enter a relationship with one foot out the door.

You should.

You should always have a fucking foot out the door because it's just like it's the only way to watch for yourself.

It's the only way to take care of yourself.

And if you find the person that doesn't fucking make you put that second foot out the door, then you're good.

That's it.

This guy, you're feeling anxiety.

You're feeling trust issues.

You're all worked up.

You're all fucking, you're all fucking depressed and anxious.

Like, so let me ask something: what the fuck are you sticking around for?

She's writing into a guy who won't even talk about butt plugs.

Yeah.

What?

That's how desperate she is for advice.

That's it.

If a relationship doesn't make you feel good, and I'm not saying it's going to make you feel good 100% of the time.

No relationship's going to do that.

But, you know, you got to be carrying a fucking

85% success rate on it.

And it doesn't sound like that's what's going on here.

You just have to wonder about the psychology behind why this.

Well, Stacey's leaving.

What happened?

Uh-oh.

She had one foot on the bottom.

The relationship with Tyrus Duke Dave is over.

Yeah, there goes number two.

Why?

Why bother Stacey?

All this butt plug talking.

It's grossing me out.

I want to go out too.

Too bad.

You got like another half hour.

I just don't understand why show them to a girl you're.

The guy showed his true colors.

Right out of the gate.

Even before they started dating.

Because you know what?

If you guys break up.

And there's some other girl down the road, she might be seeing you with a butt plug.

If he hasn't showed his friends already.

I saw it.

You saw the butt plug?

Yeah.

Did you?

No.

No.

She didn't send any pictures.

Oh, man.

But, yeah.

This guy would, I would think,

not to be trusted.

No.

You know.

But it doesn't even matter.

It's like, it doesn't even matter.

It's just like

if she didn't trust him,

but that didn't bother her and she felt good.

I'd be like, well, then fuck it.

You don't care.

Like, there are people out there who are real loosey-goosey with that shit.

Where they're like, I don't care.

It's just like,

if you don't feel good about it, you just got to go.

That's it.

That's the end of the story.

That's it.

That's it.

Get out.

Don't stay together for kids.

Don't stay together for fucking because it's it's fucking remember you said to me one time when i was in this trap in uh in my 20s and you were like and now i was running off these reasons for like why and you were like well what's next fucking y'all can't leave because of boxing day remember you remember saying that to me

it was like there's always a reason there's always a shitty reason to stay right it's like you'll always come up with one and you can't do it well because you're trying to convince yourself to make

if you've been with them for a while at least a major change yeah you know next thing you know you're getting hit by a fucking door yep you got a door across the face you got a fucking door right across your face can you believe q at one time was the kind of guy that would get a door slammed on his face not like slammed in his face but on his face On his face.

On your face.

Yeah, well, to be fair, that wasn't.

Came back for more.

No, that was the end.

That was over a week later.

But that was the fucking cherry on the icing of a fucking.

How did that happen?

I was walking out the door.

I was walking.

I was storming out.

Storming out.

You're making your final.

My second foot leave at you.

You are making your final exit.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know if it was a final exit.

I almost did it.

I was making it off the ledge.

And I fucking turned around and a fucking door whapped me right.

Oh, you were going to go back in?

No, I think I was throwing like a pithy comment on the way out.

One more.

One more for for the road, and I had one more.

She checkmated me.

No, you're not a fucking face full of wood.

She won that round.

She won that round.

She may have won that round, but not the final battle, though.

No, she's fucking dead in a gutter somewhere.

Yeah.

Let's hope.

Slam a door in your face.

Yeah, my face?

I was physically abused.

You are.

That's domestic violence.

That is domestic violence right there,

which is not cool, no matter what gender you are.

Would you say that, Walt?

What's that?

Q is violated domestically?

No, he shouldn't.

I mean, she had no idea that he was going to turn around and try to get one more sling in, one more arrow in.

She didn't know.

Excusing it away.

Yeah,

I mean, not your fault.

It's a victim to that.

I think that's just one of those, you know, that's the

you know, she thought you were on your way out.

You were, you make, you were making that dramatic exit.

Yeah, and um, and one more thing

because you know, you you know, because I would, I would be, you know, because I could see some youths going to close a door, and you wouldn't want to be, like, labeled.

If I'm being completely honest, I think she meant to hit me.

Really?

Yeah.

How'd she know you're going to be hit?

Because even if I hadn't turned around, I think it would have hit me on.

I think it would have literally hit my ass on the way out the door.

Like, I think she was going for a violent, a violent.

I knew the girl, and if I had to guess one way or the other, I would say it was on purpose.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, that changes everything then.

Yeah.

She was a little, what's the word?

Unhinged.

Yeah.

That's the PC way to say it.

Yep.

So this girl, our advice to you is

come out.

Just get out.

If the guy lives 100 miles away.

Well, that's not the problem.

But it's easier.

It's much easier than somebody who can come to your place and, you know, be like, oh, why, why?

Just because I showed you a butt plug picture.

You know, it's, I mean, maybe social media or texting or whatever, but, you know, eventually it'll give up.

I would imagine.

Unless he's

after you.

I mean, even if you want to do it the pussy way, he's going to fuck up sometime in the next two weeks because a fuck-up like this always fucks up and just sees on that to get up.

Just wait for the latest.

Just wait, just wait.

Ghost him.

I'm a big fan of that too.

Oh, yeah.

Just ghost him.

What does that mean?

Just don't stop answering texts and emails.

You just disappear.

Yeah.

Like change your identity?

Disappear?

No, no, no, no.

Not Paco.

What is it?

Underground Paco Robot.

Don't become become Paco Robot.

But yeah, you just stop texting, stop answering texts and shit like that.

Don't answer phone calls.

The classic ghost.

Yeah, and then they're like, what happened?

But that's for their problem.

Yeah.

Why do you care?

Yeah.

You don't like that?

Oh, no, that's great.

I think

it's a completely from the butt plug.

He's like, I thought it was a myth.

I think that you have a future in,

like, if you were to ever, you know, want to write a column,

I think you do have

real strong and intelligent and

insightful advice for people.

Wow.

Do you have like a dear love-y heart type thing?

Like relationship advice exclusively?

No,

I think he's,

I don't know if there's any subject that he couldn't

help

someone

with.

Really?

Yeah.

I think I walked into the wrong comic book store.

What's the opposite of a sandbag?

I don't know what's going on here.

I mean,

it's been,

it wasn't always like that.

Just this week.

But yeah, I mean, yeah, they're you're at the glass days.

Your wisdom,

and I can attest that it does not go unnoticed by the listeners.

Wow.

Didn't they fucking hate his guts like four or five months ago?

We just came off a storyline where I was the bad guy.

But instances like that, though,

if you were just keep quiet about finances and just

fucking

peeped a word.

But if you were just

keeping

this fucking scam of a country levies on us,

keeping it to

helping people cope with

what everybody copes with.

You know, not a lot of people, I don't know if you noticed, but not a lot of people deal in seven figures with their income.

You know, everybody or something.

But everybody pays taxes.

Right.

Right.

But people don't want to hear from people who are rich and pay taxes.

They want to hear from poor people who are richer.

They love.

They love to pay taxes.

But they love.

Yeah.

And they love when you bring it real and you talk about, like, you know.

Getting hit by a door.

Yeah.

Because it says, like, even, you know, the beautiful and the famous have dealt with those.

The middle-aged overweight.

And I'm not kidding.

I get emails all the time.

They're saying that, like, you know,

your stories about, you know,

what you went through have helped them immensely.

Oh, good.

What do they say about me?

Nothing.

Yeah, you're doing good, Tom.

It's best not to say it.

If you're busy one week, I can write your column for you.

That's awesome.

People used to come to you for advice, though.

You were the guy.

Yeah, I don't but you know what, though?

I mean, let's be honest, though.

I mean,

I I am a I'm a tortoise that lives in a box.

Q

is like a bird that's migrating and going from one side of the country to the other side.

He's living.

I'm in a I'm like I'm in a I'm in a shell.

So I don't know.

I don't have these.

You can't even advise people whether they should steal their own mail or not because

you couldn't decide on that.

Yeah, there's there's there's only a few things that I can offer in wor in terms of worldly

views.

I don't know.

I think this

if you weren't so put off by the butt plug, you could have weighed in on this, this 13%ers problem.

Yeah, I mean, truth be told,

I think it's nonsense to try to have a relationship with someone who's 100 miles away.

I think it's pointless.

I think it's

hopeless.

You don't like long-distance relationships.

Too difficult, you say.

I think

they're good, but I don't know.

I don't know what the success rate is, the long-term outlook is.

It's very difficult.

Well, what is it with any relationship?

Like, truly.

I guess they all are.

I guess they all are in the same.

I guess they're all in the same community.

Whether you live next door or 100 miles away.

Yeah, they're probably all very difficult.

I take that back.

You know what?

That was good, too.

Oh, really?

Thanks.

Could you rate that in the mail and send it anonymously?

Want to feel good about myself?

That was profound, too.

Wow.

Look at us.

I know.

Genius.

We're getting along.

I don't know what to.

Tell them.

Yeah, quickly.

Say, quickly, quickly.

Yeah, yeah.

Tell them.

See, Dave.

Well,

do you mind if I talk about that thing we were talking about before?

Sure.

I want you to lose some of the audience with your grandstanding about your projects and many fucking doings.

All right.

Well, Walt and I have been working working on something with Cullen Bunn, who is a celebrated

top-selling comic book writer, also a fucking great guy.

And

we've mentioned things here and there about it, but we're finally ready to

talk about it because we're getting real close to the release.

Cullen Bunn and I have been writing a comic book now.

We've got five issues.

The first story arc done.

Walt has been doing the art, fucking unbelievable art.

And

it's called Metro, and it will be

coming out very soon.

But at San Diego Comic-Con, coming up this Sunday, whatever the date is.

Not this Sunday.

Yeah, because this is the following Sunday.

The following Sunday.

Okay, hold on.

No, Metro.

It's not about guys with well-grouped cocks.

No, it's literally the city.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, well, they have

the 24th.

What'd you expect out of two woke motherfuckers?

I know.

Colin's pretty woke, too.

So next Sunday at Comic-Con,

Colin and I, Walt won't be there because he's not flying, but we're going to be doing a we're getting a preview comic printed up with like six pages of story, some of Walt's sketches, a little note here and there, and we're going to be finding a booth.

I think we're going to do a graffiti designs booth on Sunday.

All that will be announced via Twitter and Facebook.

And totally free.

We're going to be giving out

the preview comic.

Colin and I are going to be sitting there.

We're going to be signing copies of it and giving it away until they're gone.

Be that an hour, be that four hours.

Really?

You guys are committed.

We're committed.

We've cleared Sunday

to do it.

And there's some great art by Walton there.

It's a story that I came up with 10 years ago that I've always wanted to do.

And I couldn't really crack it until Cullen came in and then just fucking busted it wide open as he does.

I fucking couldn't be more excited, man.

It's been my dream to do a comic all my entire life, and I'm finally doing it.

And I've always wanted to do one with you as well.

So it's really

something that I'm very, very happy you enjoyed.

Can you put your butt plugs away?

Jesus Christ.

I will give you a chance.

Let's share one, Q.

A warning.

A warning is it's not a laugh-em-up from your favorite and practical joker.

It's a very dark, gritty.

I read the first issue,

and I was joking about manicured man cock.

It's It's not about that at all.

Right.

It's nice and dark in CD.

Very dark.

It's for adults only.

I can't give you a copy if you're under 18 years old.

I'm pumping it up a bit, Walter.

Trying to create some intrigue here.

E.T.

Quinn.

So that's it.

It's called Metro.

I think Cullen has made a Facebook and a Twitter for it already.

Any chance, maybe if you don't give him all the way, maybe if he had any extra, we could give him away maybe to some.

I could 100% guarantee that I will bring some back here to give to you.

And give some away to some lucky answer.

Yes, prizes throughout the year.

We do that.

Anything we do.

Yeah, without a doubt.

For the preview, at least.

For the preview.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got to pay for the fucking comic though.

So, yeah, Metro,

it's on Facebook now.

It's on Twitter now.

I don't know what those links are, but trust me, if you follow us online, I'm sure if you follow you, Q, where do you follow you on Twitter?

At BQQuinn.

I'm sure you're going to be plastering it.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to be letting everybody know where to go and what to follow.

Yes.

So, and we do, I do have ideas for involving Brian in the future.

Nice.

Yeah, I do have some.

So it's going to eventually all come together with the way it tells you, Dave.

But

next Sunday, we're going to be at Comic-Con doing a whole impractical jokers thing on Saturday at Petco Park.

We're doing a big impractical jokers party.

It's all fucking day.

I think it starts at like 9 a.m.

till 9 at night.

Wow.

We're there.

I think we start doing a signing at like 2 in the afternoon.

And then we're staying through.

We're going to show an episode,

as of yet unaired episode on the big screen at Petco Park.

Last year, 10,000 people showed up.

That's where the Padres play, right?

Yeah.

Wow, that's huge.

Yeah, well, last year we were outside the park in the lawn, and not everybody can get in.

This year, we're taking over the entire fucking ball field, and we're throwing a bigger ball.

That's right.

That's right.

And we're going to show the episode on the fucking.

That's right.

Yeah.

The hitman.

The nicest guy in baseball.

Like, nobody ever had a bad thing to say about that guy, too.

But we're going to be showing it on the fucking Diamond Division.

The only Padre that ever mattered.

That's it.

I don't know if he's going to be there, but let's say he is.

I can't name another Padre, can you?

Oh, Dave Winfield was a Padre at one point.

Yeah, but he's not known for being a Padre.

But so, yeah, so come to the Impractical Jokers thing, and then Sunday, come to,

you know, I believe it's going to be graffiti graffiti designs.

We have a long history with them.

And

come check it out, man.

I hope you guys dig it.

That's that.

Is that the worst professional sports name in professional?

The Padres in professional sports in U.S.

professional sports name?

I'll tell you, Padre.

I don't like the Redskins' name.

You want a high-five?

You want a high-five on that one?

All right.

That's nice.

That's cool.

Yeah.

I love that.

But, I mean, but, all right, but is that the second worst name behind the repugnant Redskins?

Yeah, well, I mean, Padre's like a priest, right?

Yeah.

You know what?

I mean, it's not in right now.

Well, since I'm going to be in the ballpark, I don't want to say that.

I think it's like the second best.

But it's like, it doesn't

resonate with

what we're known for, like what sports teams are known for, like Warriors.

Where did they get that name from?

Padres, yeah.

It's just a strange

thing to name a professional team.

Padres?

Yeah.

I appreciate you letting me plug that, Brian.

Thank you.

No problem.

I'll just cut it out later.

Okay, so

since you're in the advice-giving mood, Kim,

Walt's like, well, I solicited some questions because I want to put them to the test to see if it makes sure it's not just about love.

Like, you thought he was a stage.

Oh, stage?

Oh, shit, really?

I thought maybe he had prepared his answers.

No.

Ted Williams.

Oh, the guy with his head frowned.

His head was frozen.

What does that have to do with the Padres?

He was in 1937

played for an 18-year-old Ted Williams, played for the minor league franchise that became the Padres.

Refers to the Spanish Franciscan friars who founded San Diego.

That's what it's from.

So San Diego is founded by Padres.

There you go.

I want to call Father Lance Padre, if you'll let me.

He will.

He's a good guy.

You think after you're like, what a stupid, shitty name?

Can I call you Padre?

Email me, Father Lance, if it's okay if I've heard you know it forever on.

I just want to ask him via the podcast, not just email him and be like, hey.

Yeah, it's easier to swing.

This way, if he does it, yeah.

Don't ghost me, Padre.

I think he has been.

Don't wholly ghost me.

Because I think he has been because he hasn't been answering any of my emails.

So maybe

I'm off.

Just try to distance himself.

Okay, Q.

So

John Weedman asks,

is it fucked up that I try to distance myself from my grandma that has hardcore Alzheimer's?

He lives with her, but he can't stand to see her like that.

Well, then you got to move out.

Ooh, yeah, living there

is very.

You gross me out, grandma.

Yeah.

Well, is he her sole caretaker?

He doesn't say.

He's just asking.

Because then that's weird.

Yeah.

If not illegal.

Yeah.

But if he's just living in the house and like his parents, I don't know how old this guy is and his parents are just taking care of him.

Nah, it's not weird.

You got to take, you know, you got to take care of yourself, too.

So he's like, he must really be close to her, I'm assuming.

And he's going to be a little bit more.

I will say this.

Are you sure you wouldn't go to her?

I will say this.

When I was in my 20s and my grandmother died when I was 24 and she had a rough ride at the end.

And just due to being 24 years old and just due to being a fucking asshole in my 20s, I didn't go to the hospital as much as I should have.

And I fucking, and she was difficult towards the end too, because she was in a lot of pain.

But to this day, I would take one more day with my grandmother in her worst, most belligerent mood

because I feel like I should have been there more for her.

You just won him back.

Oh, my God.

You just won him back.

He's great.

He's just like,

I wish I could marry this motherfucker.

I like his incident.

Well, you can't.

He's 2017.

That's right.

You're single.

You guys are next.

He's amazing.

His insincerity, really.

No, that's a true story.

That's 100% true story.

I know.

So I would suck it up.

Is she just a grandmother that you used to can with?

Yes.

Oh, so beautiful.

Yeah.

I wish I had been a better grandson.

So I don't know, buddy.

I don't know.

I always put a can into her coffins and like drag the string up through the ground.

Yeah.

So I know it's going to be difficult.

Like those old fucking.

I know it's going to be difficult, but it's just like maybe you help your grandmother out maybe maybe your voice gets through to her and and you learn a lesson about sucking it up with the people that matter to you yeah be i mean but be kind to yourself if you can't do it every day right

if you can't do it every day and it's become a mental like uh it's like it's mentally impossible like it's you're really feeling the effects of it and you may could take a break yeah but i mean you gotta and the at the end when it when it really matters you know you can look yourself in the in the face in the mirror and be like you know what i i did everything I could.

Not only will you feel good about yourself, but a lot of people, a lot of your people in your family will also recognize it and they'll know what a stand-up person you don't try and be Superman.

Right, exactly.

Don't do everything.

Right, but be clawed.

Do as much as you can.

Do as much as you can while still watching out for yourself.

It's also going to turn you into a better person.

Oh, my God.

You think?

You're fucking amazing.

What else we got?

Well, I mean, is she leaving him any money?

That's my main concern.

He doesn't seem to mention it in this tweet.

I thought Tom Hanks was the perfect man.

Yeah.

Little did you know.

I've been sitting next to him with the perfect man for like

10 years.

I'm interested in him on texts and shit, emails, all that.

He's like, oh, he's back.

I guess we're doing another Tom Steve Dave.

All right, I'm going to throw this one at him.

Let's see how he.

I don't think he's.

You could throw him over.

He's going to fucking knock him out of the park like Tony Gwynn.

I'm the Tony Gwynn of Telling Steve Dave.

See, this one's rough.

All right.

Okay, this is from a guy.

How do I enjoy life when I feel like it could end at any moment?

My wife, only 28 years old, has an inoperable brain tumor, and it weighs on me constantly.

Well, it's just like Telensteve Days.

I mean, like, yeah.

Well, inoperable, so I'm going to say yes, probably.

Well, he's saying it could end at any moment.

I think he means her life, which in turn would end his life, which it won't.

That's what you got to understand.

It won't.

I don't know.

You still got her here, man.

You know what I mean?

It's like you just have to adjust to the reality.

You got a raw deal.

There's nothing wrong with acknowledging you got a raw deal, but you have to be a rock for your wife.

Because if you think you feel bad, how do you think she's actually talking about her life ending?

You know what I mean?

It's like...

You got to be the strong one.

You got to be her rock.

And then if she...

when she goes, then you could rely on other people.

But now's not the time for that.

Right.

It's your turn.

What that tech?

Another home run.

And the truth is, life can end at any time.

For any of us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sage's life almost ended.

If she had hit that bike,

tell him, Steve, Dave.

Not yet.

That's a home run for you.

That's true.

That's your home run.

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Suffocate life from pregnancy.

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breaks.

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Nice suffocate slides.

Washing the sound

as we're drifting from the ground.

Surrounded by the objects, the things we embrace.

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Now you're creating the world,

breaking the space.

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