#341: Spooky Puss

Tom Steve Dave presents over Kimber Carrier with encounters in the sixth zone of kind

with Brian Carnegie, Michael Flanagan, and Brian Jackson.

This week's episode

Hello and welcome to Tell'em Steve.

Dave presents Overkill.

I was watching the grammar see.

I like the Baron, man.

I wish you would get dressed up for it every time we do it here.

What, for the sake of two people?

Yeah.

Spit blood all over the place.

If you had told me, I would have did it.

I would have brought my ensemble with me.

Next time.

The next Overkill we do.

I promise to come dressed as the Baron.

Should we live stream it?

I don't know.

I think people would be very, very disappointed disappointed when it's just a top hat.

Right.

Or the cape, too.

I have our costumes.

I just found them.

The robes?

The robes with the crosses.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I just found them yesterday.

People love the overkills, Q.

I get so much.

If there's anything I get a lot about regarding Tell him Steve Davis, please don't ever stop doing Overkill.

They love them.

But you missed the last Overkill.

I did.

I was away.

And

we

suffered.

I think we suffered mightily.

Maybe the most

apparent time

how much your

attendance factors in was on that overkill because we went into areas that we should not have gone into.

We allowed overkill to become political, and we paid a heavy price for it.

What was the, I guess you don't want to retread.

Giddam started talking about Stargate and Iraq and a bunch of shit.

Started offending people right and left.

I don't think it was Gidham's topic that got

to you.

It was the Rich conspiracy and

the I didn't even see that as that political until the next day.

I was like, oh, my God.

Oh, right, right.

There's one dude who likes.

Well, that's what caused the whole Chelsea Clinton thing.

The whole Chelsea Clinton thing, I think, was spurred upon by your tweeting and talking about that thing.

But I think a lot of people listened to the most current episode, and it was that.

And they heard you

doing the Fox News talking points about the Seth Rich, and they put two and two together.

Well, in all fairness, it was the Listverse talking points, not Fox News.

But they were the only cable news station who

reported the conspiracy theory.

Right.

Which is, is it a conspiracy theory if it's an unsolved murder?

Well, a lot of people can say, well, look,

it could have been a Martian just as well as somebody who was from the DNC who did it.

Which is, again, is not true because it's been proven that people are in the DNC.

A Martian has never been proven.

All right, then it could have been Gidham.

So you think that there's as much of a chance that Gidem

shot this guy as a member of the DNC?

There's just as much.

Even a rogue member.

There's just as much evidence that Gidham did it.

Well, there's just as much evidence, but just as likely.

I'm telling you, if my

child was murdered,

I'm not, and it's not solved.

I'm not asking anyone to shut anything down.

Right.

I'm like, whatever

you think could be a possibility and could be investigated,

Even if it's a Martian, you're a smart guy.

If

you could see it's starting to take a political slant.

Oh, like they're using him.

Yeah.

Right, right.

I think you then would speak up, though.

And I think you would be like,

this is bullshit.

Right.

You know, you don't even care about my son.

You're just trying to destroy

the Democratic Party by using this against him.

And I'm like, Tom Steve Dave, in order to spread Tom Steve Dave awareness.

And this is the last week of

Cynko TSD My Audience.

Yeah.

I think this would be the last official week.

We haven't been right on dates lately, so

let me check.

Well, why does it have to be a one-month celebration?

Can't Telum Steve Dave Awareness Month be two months?

I don't think the answer is it should be from mid-June to mid-July.

It just carries over.

Yeah, that'd be the best.

It's like even more fucked up.

It's named after another month, and it's placed in between two months.

Oh, can we do that?

Yeah, that's done.

All right, done.

No, it's not the last week.

Mid-June to mid-July.

We're right in the thick of it, right now.

We've still got one, two, three.

We've got five weeks of

Cinco T das Mayo.

No, there's no D.

It's just Cinco

T S D Mayo.

There you go.

What are you going to do?

Are you doing anything special?

Are you in French?

Are you going to do anything?

I'm telling you, my only goal, while I'm hanging out with Moja for a couple days in Paris, my only goal is to get that fucking sticker.

The four-color demonstration

on the Eiffel Tower.

Can you take a photo of it after you do it?

Yes, but I will not post the photo until I'm out of the country.

Yeah.

All right.

Do people do that?

Do people put stuff on the Eiffel Tower?

I'm sure they don't.

I'm sure they don't.

But is that hard to do?

I've never been, but I can't imagine.

Look, I'm sure I can get it in some bullshit spot, but that's not what I want.

Are you going to bring.

I want it like somewhere where everybody who walks by is like, what is that?

But if you put it somewhere where everybody sees it, though, it's immediately going to be scraped off.

I think it's going to get scraped off no matter what.

But if you hide it, can you scale the office?

It's going to come up like halfway through.

Fucking Walt's a goddamn genius.

Thank you.

Well, where are you hiding it?

Because if you're hiding it, then nobody's seeing it.

Well, he's going to tweet it after he's out of the country.

He's going to tweet where it's hidden.

Oh, and he's like,

find it.

Hey, Frank, whoever the French president is, fuck you and fuck the treaty of or something.

But if you hide it, and then when you're on a plane safely out of the country and they can't arrest you, you're not in French airspace.

We're turning the plate around.

You want to pull a Midnight Express as your guest?

Yeah, no, I do not want to do that.

He's got a bunch of four-colored demon stickers strapped to him.

Oh, Johnny.

That's Billy.

Billy.

Oh, Brillie.

Oh, Brilliant.

But

you tweet that stickers up there and it's hidden.

And anybody who takes a photo of it and hashtags you or Brian.

Yeah.

Not Lurk or Walt.

Like, you know, find it.

That's like a great little game.

I'm sure a lot of ants.

I'll see if I can pull that off.

Do you think you're watched the whole time at the avatar?

I don't know.

It seems like the whole country is on high alert.

Kind of.

Can't you, as a special request, as an American celebrity, like have a private

sector?

I don't think IJ plays there.

I don't think they care.

They don't care about you?

Yeah, they don't care about me.

What are you doing in Paris then?

Spending time with Mosier in what's supposed to be the most romantic city in the world.

Yeah.

Well, that's where he lives.

What do you want me to do?

I can't stay in time with him anywhere.

Are you all going to Paris to see Mosier?

Well, I'm going to Con.

Con, Con.

Oh, you're going to the film festival?

Well, it's a television festival.

They're flying us out to do.

It's going to be topless on a yacht.

And then we're done Wednesday.

And then I was like, well, I could just fly home or I can just jump the 45-minute flight and hang out with Mosier for three days.

So that's what I'm doing.

Nice.

All right.

Well, romance him a little bit.

If you can't get him to.

Get him to put the sticker.

It gets arrested.

Well, can't can't he cover for you?

I don't think Mosier would do it.

I got to be honest with you.

Yeah.

You don't think he'd do it for you?

I don't think he would do it for you.

You don't think he'd create a diversion?

No.

I don't think so.

I think he'd be like, I don't think you should do this.

We're talking about putting the sticker on.

Yeah, but if it's, I think if it's something that

I need a distraction,

that's about me.

I'm going to do it.

We're talking about Mosier.

He used to scale flagpoles to steal flags.

Yeah, but I said I'm going to do it.

We're talking about Mosier.

I don't think Mosier would cover.

No.

All right.

Well, can you do it and pretend that you were doing it as a stunt for your television show?

Well, hopefully, I'm going to do it afterwards when you get caught.

My plan is to do it and not get caught.

Is there any way you can trick Mosier into creating a diversion?

But why?

Why would I do it?

Just be like, he's got a gun.

Oh, my God.

Just yell it.

Are you going to try to hide it or are you going to try to put an invisible?

I'm going to try and do both.

Okay.

I'm going to try and bring two stickers.

Yeah, I'll bring two stickers.

I'm also going to bring a four-color demon bumper sticker.

Okay.

I'm going to try and get it on a French police car.

You've got this trip planned out, man.

What an itinerary.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I'll see some fucking S Cargo bullshit, but mainly this is what I'm there for.

I'm going to visit from Mitcher Pole.

Why are you defacing our monuments?

I look forward to this to the tweet with the picture.

One way or another, that tweet's coming up.

Nice.

Whether it'd be my mug shot, my French mug shot, or.

how else can any ideas have you guys thought about any other ideas that listeners can do to celebrate?

Any kind of like any kind of thing they can do for awareness?

I thought maybe they could walk, maybe they can have like a a t walk.

Like a march?

Yeah, like you can get like sponsors to walk.

How they do these walks where like if you walk 20 miles,

you get something.

Well, generally it's for like the March of Dimes or like some charity.

And you go around to people and you're like, hey, if I walk 20 miles you give me a dollar per mile or whatever right so once they get the money are they sending it to us what are they doing with the money they raise

well we'll use it to help so like maybe to fund like an like a commercial spot or uh

or something we'll use the money to go towards spreading help spreading awareness okay over the course of a year right I see this turning into like the Y Clef John tobacco or something what do you do remember like it was years ago like when Haiti had that earthquake and he set up the the charity and then everyone started accusing him of paying himself to play at the charity concert.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah, like it was a whole big thing.

So, this would be against the law for us to do.

If we're like raise money, no, as long as you're upfront about it, you can do anything you want.

Yeah, we're just going to use it to spread the word.

Yeah.

Something very big, like

spread the word.

What word?

Like, I'll rent

we could rent like a like a

one of those planes that takes that takes the

sign

over the beaches in the summertime.

Usually you see

the radio station.

Yeah.

How much do you think that costs?

I could find out.

We did it on the show.

Did you?

We put Sal's phone number on it.

Flew it over a beach.

It's got to be at least 500 bucks, though, I bet you.

Yeah, well, I'm sure we could raise it.

Yeah, we could do that in a heartbeat.

I could divert, you know, we're doing that

charity for Manchester.

I could divert $500 from that.

No, don't, don't.

See, it would be good.

No, no.

That would be catastrophic.

Okay, here you go.

It's really not that much, Walt.

$100 to set up your banner and then $350 per hour of flight.

Why don't we just get listeners to do it all?

Like if they could have local things to do that, you know, and then they send in the video and we can post it.

So we're like, design a banner and then have it flown wherever the fuck you want.

Well, the banner could just be like a homemade banner.

And people are going to see it from.

It reminds me when you go, like you're driving and you see on a telephone pole, someone who's written something like about a garage sale in font that's like

two or three.

Right, right.

How the fuck do you expect anyone, even at a stop sign, to read this, let alone when they're driving by?

Yeah, you're right.

The banner would have to be huge.

The banner has to be huge.

Yeah, all right.

So maybe the banner isn't the best one.

Just give us the money and we'll figure it the fuck out.

That wouldn't be bad, though.

Well, I mean, we could do that technically, like if we got a big Tellum Steve Dave banner, right?

And this summer?

We could ship it out.

Like we get one.

Dave.com like if they could fly over the Jersey Shore you could do it the Jersey Shore but let's say let's say there's like a group like these group of ants pull their money together and like hey we got enough money we want to we got we're going to rent it the the plane send us the banner we could ship the banner out to them and the banner could go make its way across the country it could yeah i mean i know they do it on like by the shore because you can fly lower over the ocean there but yeah that could be on both coasts i mean they're i'm sure they do these things over like amusement parks

yeah

And over

flags.

The possibilities are endless.

The jet engine starts joking.

Tell them, Steve, Dave, play.

Now, do you think that's a viable tool in today's world,

the plane carrying a message?

Do you think it helps at all?

I look up every time.

Every time.

Have you ever been prompted to

act upon what you've seen in the air

on that fine?

I'm already aware of the rat, which is really the only one that I can remember, like like the radio station.

I don't listen to regular radio, so

no.

So, no, no.

But

even if it didn't, even if it didn't get any listeners, the first podcast ever to have a fucking plane flying a banner, that'd be awesome, right?

I'm ready to do it right now.

I'm in.

All right.

Let's do it.

We'll do it this summer.

Do you think different days cost more?

Like Fourth of July probably costs more, right?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

But it has to be sometime within between.

Cinco TSD Mayo.

Yeah.

So July.

Sometime in July.

All right, we'll look into it.

And then we'll

shoot it on an iPhone or whatever.

There you go.

That's spreading awareness, man.

Did you find out about commercial time on IJ?

How are we looking there?

I didn't.

I completely forgot.

I'll text Simmy right now.

30 seconds.

That's all we need.

30 seconds of your time, Mr.

Simmy.

It doesn't have to be in prime time.

Yeah, we want to fucking

compete with infomercials.

It could be anywhere in the 2 a.m.

to 4 a.m.

slot.

I'll bet you even that is like, whoa.

What's your favorite color, buddy?

Aka Papa.

Purple?

Yeah.

Purple doesn't fit in here.

We're talking about blue.

We're talking about blue apron.

The number one fresh ingredient recipe delivery service in the country.

Do you know what their mission is?

Um,

I don't know.

Well, you're about to find out to make incredible home cooking accessible to everyone.

And they achieve this by

blue apron achieves this by supporting a more sustainable food system, setting the highest standard for ingredients of building a community of home chefs.

Here's the good thing: families that cook together stay together.

So we're going to get some blue apron, and you're going to make me dinner.

What do you think of that?

Um, I just try.

You're going to try?

All right.

That's all you can do is try.

But if you mess it up,

I wouldn't want to be you.

Research shows that blue apron families cook nearly three times more often.

You're gonna cook me dinner at least three times a week.

What do you think of that?

Yes.

You know, not all ingredients are created equal.

So, come on.

The real difference here is everything's fresh.

It's affordable.

There's variety.

It's flexible.

It's easy.

And it's guaranteed.

So, what are you going to do after we get done with this commercial?

You're going to go on your your computer.

What color is your computer?

Papa.

It should be blue.

And you're going to go to blueapron.com/slash T-E-S-D

and you're going to love how good it feels and tastes to create incredible home-cooked meals with Blue Apron.

So, you got an overkill?

I do.

I think you'll like it.

Please tell me it's not political this time.

It's well, it's Seth Rich part two.

No, it's about

about UFOs.

Nice.

A place called Bigelow Ranch.

Bigelow?

Yeah, which was formerly known as Skinwalker Ranch or Sherman Ranch, which was the people who owned it.

Skinwalker?

Sherman Ranch?

Sounds cool, right?

Yeah.

It's in northwest Utah and is home to countless UFO sightings, animal mutilations, and other strange occurrences.

Mysterious happenings have been documented since the 50s, and some of the most bizarre stories happened to a pair of ranchers named Terry and Gwen Sherman after they bought it in 1994.

First day they moved to the property, they saw a large wolf out in the pasture.

They even went to pet the wolf as it seemed tame.

It was docile with them, but ended up grabbing a calf by the snout through the bars of its enclosure.

Terry shot at the wolf with a pistol.

The bullets had no effect.

Space wolf.

A space wolf, right.

They tried tracking the wolf, but the track stopped abruptly as if it had vanished.

No, it flew.

Okay.

I mean, I don't know why they don't have that written down here, fucking idiots.

They were constantly plagued by such events as UFO sightings, intelligent floating orbs, reputed to have incinerated three of their dogs.

How do they know they're intelligent, these orbs?

I don't know.

I'm not sure how they.

I mean, they're not smarter than Giddam, as I'm sure he'll fucking tell you.

But inexplicable cryptids and gruesome cattle mutilations.

It got so bad that two years later they sold the ranch to Robert Bigelow, which is, you know, who.

Why do you think that the aliens are always mutilating cattle?

I think maybe they're

trying to examine them or whatever, and they just ended up.

By now, they're not very generous.

How many cattle do they need?

You think the first couple times

how many anuses do they need to probe?

I mean, aliens are famous for two fucking things.

Fucking up cattle and sticking their fingers or whatever up people's asses.

I didn't think it was a finger.

Probes.

Well, they say probe.

Yeah, I'm not.

Probe though.

It's a medical device.

It's not just.

I don't know.

Dude, I just went to the fucking doctor.

Unless he was a probe.

Was he a gray?

Because.

Yeah, he was dressed as an alien, actually.

I think it was more of a costume party

than a doctor's office.

But I wanted to.

There's another part, Walt, that I think you're going to like.

There was a Bigfoot-like creature, poltergeist activity.

The amazing Randy

sent them what's called the Pigasus Award.

Pigasus.

It's a tongue-in-cheek award presented by noted skeptic James Randi.

He seeks to expose parapsychological, paranormal, or psychic frauds.

And so they got a Pegasus Award.

How do you spell that?

P-I-G-A-S-U-S.

And here's the plaque.

You can see it.

It's a pig with wings.

When pigs fly,

it's happening right now.

Dude, we should submit the Prussian Kissing Skull to get a Pegasus.

Well, then it would be proven or debunked.

Yeah, we don't want to.

Wow, I just won't look for any kind of awards.

I know.

I get to.

I was thinking about that, that you're

being so dejected about not being on time,

the list of time.

Do you think that it's a testament to the quality of those podcasts or a testament to whoever is making that list saying,

as far as our readers are concerned, what podcasts are they most likely to dig?

And even if they had heard us, they'd be like, These guys are just saying shit that nobody who reads time is gonna

appreciate.

Yeah,

I think there's something to that, I'm sure, you know.

Um,

but

it doesn't, it doesn't matter, though.

I think just achieving getting on time would be an amazing feat as a as a

podcast to listen to.

I mean, I don't think that that I don't think you should look at it as like, well, we don't want to be on time.

No, I'm not saying that.

Well, I mean, try to justify why we're not on time.

No, no, I was just always wondering about it.

Like, I mean, not wondering why we weren't on it.

I mean, God, there's 20 million podcasts and 50 got on there.

But I was like, that could be a reason for the same reason that we're not on Huffington Post, because they like dog shit.

You know?

Well,

I understand that's your defense.

Your justification.

Your defense mechanisms kicking in.

Not that they don't love me.

Yeah, you don't want to.

I'm too real.

You don't want to.

You don't want to show them that it matters.

You want to put on the facade that you don't care.

Oh, it's not a facade.

Trust me, I don't give a fuck about time.

You're a facade.

No, Australian, I'm telling you.

Not at all.

If I see, like, oh, Time released their 50 top podcasts, there's no,

I would be fucking so blown away.

If I saw our name on there, I'd be like, what the fuck?

How did this happen?

Like,

it would just be, I just wouldn't be able to believe it.

I'd be like, they fucked up.

Like, somebody at worked, somebody who works at Time is an ant and they snuck it in there.

Right, right.

Yeah.

But why?

Why isn't our...

I mean, we've done everything that we can do.

We've got the longevity.

We've got the consistent

schedule.

we've got the

A-lister.

Yeah, we got an A-lister.

We should be

more so than, I mean,

you've got to cop to the fact that there are podcasts that made it on there that don't have

I don't think that the Time magazine staff or really the readership would know what Impractical Joke is at all.

We're not that

but you're on constantly, so I think on a channel that they would never get away from.

You think it's too a little bit too

lowbrow?

Yeah, I don't want to say it.

I'm glad you said it first.

Yeah, yeah, everyone else has been saying it, but we weren't sure if you heard.

Uh, well, fuck that.

I love lowbrow, man.

I love your show.

I do.

I'm not even saying that.

No, yeah, that's all you're doing.

Yeah, we don't need to suck a stick.

I don't know.

I mean, that's good.

I don't have to stop.

I'll do it for a different reason later on.

But as far as the show is concerned, I genuinely enjoy it.

I really like you.

I think that eventually True TV is going to

surpass us in terms of class.

I don't think they're there yet

with Hack My Life.

You've seen them move away from the classness.

Oh, yeah.

Well, no, they're full-on comedy.

They're a full-on comedy network now.

And they moved away from the

extremely lowbrow content.

Brad Harding is now unemployable.

But now they're getting the same, like Amy Amy Sederis has a show on now.

That's Amy Sederis, and she's considered a highbrow comedian.

Oh, fuck you.

And I know there's some things coming down the pike that are of that ilk.

So I think that they're really.

You're done digging your own grave.

Fucking dude.

By the time we're on, I honestly think we're going to do 10 seasons of this fucking show.

Yeah.

And then,

I don't know.

I don't know how we got.

It's the end of the season.

So I'm like, fuck this.

Fuck everybody.

Fuck everybody's mother.

Like, I'm in that place, but uh, yeah, I would not be surprised 10 seasons, but at a certain point, you gotta fucking pack it in.

You can't be doing this shit for a fucking decade.

It would be amazing that, like, you got to season 20.

Like, it won't happen, dude.

But wouldn't it be fucking funny

like these guys playing pranks on each other?

I think you're more likely to see us go away and do movies or go away and then, like, when we're in our fucking 50s, do like a reunion episode here or there.

Yeah.

I don't think that

I don't think I want to do it for money

for that long.

Like another

13 years?

No, I couldn't do it.

Look,

we're not in cash grab territory yet where we're doing it for the money,

but we will get there eventually, and that's when we'll pack it in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, do you think you'll know when it, like, because every

show has it where it's like, oh, you know, almost every show has it.

I think as long as you introduce the, like, there's a baby joker.

No, I think that we look, our contract's up we're gonna negotiate for another contract and I would bet that that was because of our choice the last con the last run so whatever they sign us for I think is gonna be it that'll be it that's what I think and I think they're gonna I think they'll sign us for at least two more seasons that'll bring us to nine but I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get three out of us

yeah

but I gotta fucking I gotta get my life back to it I can't be working this hard for fucking for forever.

So you think they're going towards all comedy?

They already have.

That kills my plan, man.

What was your plan?

I was watching.

I've seen them all, so it's starting to get boring, but like forensic files.

Oh, God, you mean it's fucking Patella.

Oh, she likes

all she watches.

It's fucking awesome.

She will put on the TV, and a forensic file will come on, and she will know the case and how it ended already.

Yeah, like she, you know, her father was a police, New York City detective, so she's into all that shit.

But I think True owns the rights.

And I was like, I was, because all the cases are like from like the late 80s into like the 90s.

Yeah, like the video is like the center of the screen.

Oh, yeah.

It doesn't even go wide screen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's all like old school shit.

And I was wondering, like, why did they ever stop?

Like, why did they stop making the show?

Because it has a lot of seasons, like 18 seasons or something.

I don't know.

You want me to look it up?

Because there's, it's, it's a, there's, I mean, there's a never-ending stream of fucking cases that you can do on the show, right?

You would think.

I think the

other channel has picked up the

pick in the vacuum of forensic files and they filled that void.

Yeah.

There's a lot of shows on ID I didn't like.

I haven't watched it in so much.

In Forensic Files was good because it was a half hour.

I don't think it's over yet.

There was a half hour and it was What's His Name's Voice?

Yeah, he's dead, right?

Yeah, he died.

I just can't see.

I just can't see Impractical Jokers on at 10 and then at 1030 Forensic Files.

It'd be such such a stark

like the Impractical Jokers introduce it.

They're like, not go anywhere yet because someone was murdered and buried for fucking three years.

And this episode, somebody's poisoned with antifreeze.

It's just like every other episode.

Yeah.

It's cyanide

that somebody got from like rat poison.

It only ended in October of 2016.

Oh, really?

I thought they did like a special episode in 2016.

It says original release was from April 23rd, 1996 to October 16th, 2016.

Somebody denounced it as like unsolved mysteries.

Oh, no, you're right.

I'm sorry.

The show first ran from 1996 to 2011, then four additional episodes were created in 2016.

It's an interesting show to watch just to see people who think they're fucking smarter than the cops, forensic detectives, forensic this and forensic that.

Like, I'll outsmart these guys.

You watch that show, you learn, you cannot outsmart anybody.

But I think you take all those clues.

I think those shows, though, have taught people better ways to kill.

Maybe they still get caught, but boy, they have changed murder, though.

You think so?

You don't think so?

That hasn't changed the way people murder?

I think stupid people will always make stupid mistakes.

Well, if you're talking about murder in the heat of the moment, but if you're talking about planning a murder, those shows have become

the guide to try to

do what not to do.

So you're using all that knowledge that you've garnered from watching those shows on

hope, like trying to not do what those people did.

But there's also some shit that it's just like you just can't.

You know, they're like, oh, so like the guy scraped his arm as he was walking through the wall, walking by the wall, so his skin cells are now like on the door jam or whatever.

Right, plus technology is always evolving, so the shit that you don't even know.

You see the shit in the beginning of that series

and how much it advances during the series

is crazy.

Like they were using like bite impressions,

dental impressions in the first.

What they did though, they brought to the public consciousness though, which they should have been prosecuted for.

Go ahead.

Is luminol.

They should have never let the bag out that the cops can use luminol.

Well, it doesn't matter, though, right?

Yeah, it matters.

Why, people, even if you clean, try to clean the blood up.

They should have never let out to the public, should have never been aware that they could use a special thing that could show where blood is.

Never should have told the general public that.

Well, I don't know if they were the ones that did it.

I mean, it was in crime novels and movies and stuff like that.

There should have been something that they shouldn't have made it

for public consumption

how crimes are solved.

Let's see when it came out, Luminol.

I'll bet you it's fucking way before fucking forensic files started.

Yeah, but it became through those shows, though, that we now know that there's that cleaning up blood is pointless.

Right.

So,

well, I'm not sure what you mean then.

So you're saying that they should have like not told the general public.

So if you murder somebody, it's like, well, let's inconvenience them.

They can try to clean up the blood, but it's not going to matter.

No, because now they're like, well, now they put up tarps.

Oh, like Dexter?

Like Dexter, yeah.

Yeah.

How many murders do you see where people are putting up tarps and shit?

I've seen a couple.

They go through extraordinary,

they planned.

They got caught.

Help them.

But they go through, but there's definitely been, it's definitely been a game changer in the world of murder.

Okay, so

basically, it was a German chemist that.

I mean, Basic Instinct had luminol in it, and that was like 90.

Yeah, remember they do it over the fucking bed, and I only remember one thing about Basic Instinct.

Yeah, me too.

Michael Douglas's pussy.

Michael Douglas?

Yeah, did I see the wrong movie?

I don't get it.

S-T-I-N-K-T.

I don't get the joke.

What do you mean?

There was no joke.

I was just making a joke that I saw his dick.

Did you?

No.

I had to go from Luke and all to Michael Douglas' cock.

What do you remember?

Fucking around the sink or the bunny?

I mean, the rabbits, really.

Oh, you know what I was thinking of?

I was thinking of.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm thinking of

the

Fatal Attraction.

Oh, I know.

Yeah, Basic Instinct is, yeah, it's the

push shot with Wayne Knight, like sick.

Oh, no, I wasn't talking about that.

What part of Basic Instinct

are you remembering?

That's the crossing and uncrossing of what's your name's legs.

That's the most famous part of Basic Instinct.

Oh, really?

I got hard during the credits.

Remember that?

Just a quick look at that.

It was a Basic Instinct 2.

I never saw it.

No.

Well, what part are you remembering?

Well,

I guess I don't even think of the right movie then.

That's the one where the one where she's in the shower?

Is Stallone in that?

No, it's Michael Douglas.

Oh, okay.

Right?

Michael Douglas?

Yeah, you're right.

Basic Instinct 2.

Sharon Stone was in that too.

Wow.

She was once again in trouble with the law.

She regrets that move, though, Q.

Sean.

Spend the legs?

Sean.

Showing it.

Sharon Stone.

Why?

She regrets doing that in the movie, and she said

she may have been

she didn't even realize it was going to happen.

Oh, bullshit.

Talking about overkill.

Bullshit.

Yeah, I know.

It fucking made her entire career.

It did.

It really did.

But I did read that.

Not judging her.

I didn't think they were going to use that footage.

It's like, then why don't you put some fucking underwear on?

Like, that doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, so she was out of the room when they shot everybody's close-ups of reacting to it?

Like, come on.

Nonsense.

Don't give me the shit.

Well, what was shit?

Did it make her career?

Let's see.

We'll find out.

I would have to think that it did not make her career.

That's pretty going out on a limb.

Prior to

that she wouldn't have become Sharon Stone without that

sequence?

Well, she became pretty well known in that.

No fucking way does she become the Sharon Stone without that sequence.

No fucking way.

Aside from that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie,

where

was it?

Oh, Total Recall.

Total Recall.

Name another fucking Sharon Stone movie at all.

Casino.

Boom.

He wasn't going to.

Why the fuck did he pull his mouth?

You know, he wasn't pulling casino out of his mouth.

I saw him gearing up to say boom.

I can't help myself.

Well, casino didn't make her career.

No, it didn't.

But that was after.

Right.

Yeah.

So let me.

Why do you think she got casino?

You believe that the only thing she got with casinos from that one sequence?

I believe Hardy was like,

her whole career is through that one sequence, yeah.

Why should

that ballsy statement?

Yes.

I should do that, right?

I think you should do that.

It would would not have the impact.

Today's society

would not set it ablaze

anybody, male or female, doing that same sequence today.

Not today.

So you were saying

it was a sign of the time.

50-year-old males.

Well, no, you're right.

You're right.

No, no, I disagree.

There's tons of people who...

I mean,

it doesn't have the impact that that did, but people still notice.

There's a whole fucking story the other day about one of the Jenner girls, Kylie or Kendall Jenner.

They're in New York and they're like, they're brawless.

That was the story.

But it wouldn't call.

But that was the story.

That was the story,

but it's in one year and out, and it's forgotten the next day.

People still remember, though.

Sure.

That scene he's talking about, though.

I wouldn't say it made her career, though.

I think

that's negating a lot of good acting.

With my last breath, I'm going to be like, remember that time Kylie Jenner went brawless?

My death night.

But you're discounting, though, a whole career, though,

basically on two stills of

film.

The reason she has that career is because of that scene.

I mean, it was

much talked about.

Well, that's what I've heard when I say made her.

The

buzz was amazing for that, right?

Nobody talks about anything else when it comes to her.

Really?

It's still?

I don't think people talk about Sharon Stone at all anymore.

But if they do, it's always that scene.

But it's rumored that she's going going to be an Ant-Man and the Wasp.

A Marvel movie.

She's going to be Spanish.

And you know, she's not going to have to do that again in a Marvel movie.

Oh, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.

I'd pay for her not to do it at this point.

Oh, this is really going off-brand.

It's not even an overkill.

I mean, you can't even call this overkill.

Spooky puss.

Spooky puss.

Let me see what she looks like now.

She actually looks pretty good.

I mean, she was gorgeous.

She looks way better than me if she's 10 years older.

Oh, yeah, she looks amazing.

But

the cat

is that or whoever.

There she is.

Oh my.

She was like, Brian Johnson showed his balls on that.

That's a purposely bad photo.

Because she looks good in every other photo.

Is that rebelling?

The Jenner girl, like, hey, I'm going to walk around.

You can kind of see my nipples through my shirt.

I

offer

no thoughts about it.

Is it empowerment?

It could be a sign of it.

Yeah.

I'm for it.

I'm sure a lot of

you can see nips through a shirt.

Yeah, but

as I say, the

I'm like Wayne Knight.

You want to hear a fucking real overkill?

She is beautiful now.

She's still got it.

And she's 60?

Yeah.

Yeah, she'll be 60 next month.

Good for for her.

Good for all of us.

Yeah, good for Sharon Still.

Good for all of us.

She was great in casino, though.

She was really good.

Yeah.

Now,

let's get this back to order.

Can we steer it back into the unknown and the spooky?

And

I want Jay Sarge's kids to be like, spooky pussy.

Jay Sarge would do it.

Yeah.

Let me find find my.

God, she was something when she was young, though.

Jeez, Louise.

Now,

I'm a little scared to bring this topic up considering that

I didn't want to get into stories that were

in any way, shape, or form could be considered a hot topic.

Okay.

So unlike you.

After the last overkill, I felt it was

I did I didn't want to go there again, but I felt this story was compelling enough that I would break that

you're going to break the week-long

political stories.

No, it's not political.

It's definitely not political, but it could still be just because it's not political doesn't mean it couldn't be hot button.

My story, now

last time we did Overkill Q, you didn't know about this.

I don't think you're aware of this, but

I think I'm reincarnated.

Wow.

Love this already.

Yeah, I mean,

wait till you hear what he was.

His past life was marginally less exciting than this life.

But it doesn't mean, it doesn't matter how

exciting or unexciting you are.

Imagine this life, except he's wearing a tweed coat.

You don't think you're Colomo, do you?

No, no, no, no.

I believe

in my other life, I'm doing

almost what I'm doing now.

I had to go downstairs to get something.

And while I was downstairs

reaching for a box,

I could see I I had a

a memory of me reaching in a somewhat same position

in a basement,

a very old-timey basement of a jewelry store.

And I remember looking at

my socks, and I was wearing those like those high,

those like thigh-high white socks that dudes used to wear.

Yeah.

Thigh-high, you say?

Are you a prostitute or a fucking

ladyboy?

No,

it's a dandy.

Maybe that's a sock.

No, but they were thigh-high, but

you couldn't see they went all up to my thighs.

Was you wearing garters?

It's like, what the fuck?

Wait, are you talking about your knee socks or something?

Yes.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, but you could.

Yeah, but like, I got like the Mary Tyler Moore pants on.

I don't know what that means.

Like, the pants that only go down.

Oh, like the pantaloons?

Like, Capri pants.

Okay.

I get what you used to do.

I'm wearing like Capri pants, like the pirates used to wear back in my cup.

Basically, you look like a Mexican gangbanger, right?

Like, don't they have pants that pull their socks up real high?

Is that what they do?

I don't know.

I think they do one leg.

And I'm wearing a wool coat.

And I'm looking through a box, a wooden box of like junky old broken watches and

baubles, like baubles.

Like it's worthless jewelry.

Yeah.

And I'm sitting there and I'm saying to myself, oh, like it.

I had the memory and then I could also remember, and then I look up and I could see there's no cars

out the window.

There's just horses.

And I believe that I was working in a jewelry store in another life.

do you believe in reincarnation?

Once a week, they did a play called Jewelry Store Boys.

I don't necessarily believe in reincarnation, but I do put that on the list of things where I'm like, it's possible.

You wouldn't say that shit if you were in fucking India right now on stage.

Well, no, of course not.

I'd be saying whatever they paid me to say.

But I put it in the realm of there are things that I just will never understand.

So could be.

But you don't believe it's possible to be reincarnated, though.

Well, I've told you this before.

My friends in high school, my friend's mother was like a psychic.

She did readings for a living.

And she swore that I was.

That was a Long Island psychic, right?

Oh, no, that was

Staten Island.

Staten Island psychic.

She was a psychic with a lesser known.

I don't think she had branded herself.

But she swore that I was a reincarnation of JFK.

She told me that.

She blow you.

No, I wish.

Really?

What made her think that?

I don't know because I didn't take it seriously.

I was like 17 years old, so I was like,

but then I had pretty sweet hair back then,

but she said it multiple times over the years.

Oh, excuse me, can Tommy come out and play?

But, whoa, that is so.

I've said it on the

other hand.

Have you heard this before?

No.

That you're the reincarnation of JFK.

Well, I'm not saying that.

That's what I was told.

Yeah, I was a reincarnation of JFK.

That means, like, that's some heavy shit, though, to have to deal with, though.

You have to lived up to...

No.

Like, if you were, like, you could be, like, a leader.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah, like, you're a schmuck, really.

Well,

maybe.

Well, I am a schmuck, but isn't like the whole point of reincarnation is like you.

you do good and then you graduate?

Oh, so he did bad.

No, he did good.

No, he was out there banging a bunch of women who were jackie.

Yeah, but you know, the

bay of pigs.

That's why.

Yeah, but he saved the United States.

Didn't he like

stare down nuclear holes?

So now he just gets to relax and be like in a practical joke and still bang a lot of chicks.

I mean,

I don't think I'm doing JFK numbers, but my numbers are pretty fucking good.

For a non-president?

Yeah, I had some good numbers.

Might even be triple digits.

I don't know.

When you lose count, that's well, yeah.

Well, no, if we're counting straight-up penetrative intercourse, definitely not.

But if you're throwing in all sorts of shenanigans and fun, I'll let tons of pigs blow me,

then you're definitely in triple digits.

It was a treat for them.

Like,

I was like, Sue,

come here, get your slop on.

I have never said that in my entire life.

You said it in the fucking parking lot earlier.

I heard you.

So who?

Who was it talking to that you heard me?

You thought it was a hat?

I was talking to my cat.

I was like, who gets more jobs for pigs?

Who gets all the jobs for pigs?

Was that this episode or last week's?

Oh, that was last week.

But you are at a point, though, where if you don't start to make some big-time changes,

the next time you come back, you.

Boy, I was a fireman.

I have medals for saving lives.

How much do I got to do?

I'm woke.

I bring joy to everybody through impractical jokers.

What are you talking about?

Well,

there's the humbleness is the first thing I'm talking about.

You think JFK was humble?

He was banging Malaman rapper.

Yeah, but he had a body of work that was more than just I was on a TV show.

If he had a podcast, he would be talking shit.

No, what are you talking about?

I think the fire department is more important than Impractical Jokers, but Impractical Jokers does bring a lot of people happiness.

Right.

Whose happiness is more pure?

The person who watches Impractical Jokers and watches you guys clown around, or the person that's like, holy shit, he stopped my house from fucking totally burning down.

I mean, I'm not taking anything away from the fire department.

but

you walked away from it.

Yeah, you walked away from it.

That may tarnish when whoever chooses what you come back as.

You might come back as a fucking potato bug or something.

Or me.

Potato bug.

Like, I'm doing that bad.

I'm a fucking insect.

He's like, I got an opportunity in life.

I chose to seize upon it, and now I'm a potato bug.

Yeah, I'm doing the Manchester show for charity.

I'm fucking, I donate all that money to the Wounded Warriors thing.

That's not.

All right.

maybe maybe um mollusk yeah what am i doing wrong yeah you could be a bottom feeder maybe

i've never abused any women i treat people well not not physically

why what do you mean psychologically

you're not allowed to break up with people suddenly you gotta stay with someone forever

i'm just saying though that like i wouldn't i wouldn't be so cocksure

in the fact that you got a maid in the net in your next life Dude, you're never going to fucking come back as a jeweler in your next life, all right?

So just fucking

drop the idea right now.

What about the fucking lateral karma going on here?

Just fucking sludge from fucking register to register.

It's him in a different outfit.

Like a guy who's, I guess, what are you doing?

Not moving the needle at all.

They're like, let's just fucking sit around judging everyone else before what they're going to come back at us.

There's something to be said in keeping it the status quo.

Right.

You know, you do just enough to get by.

Right.

But, you know, but you could lose sight of the prize, though.

You know, and you may rest on laurels now when you're still healthy enough where you can make a big difference.

You could become back as something even bigger and better than what you are now.

So, what should he do?

In your estimation, what should he do?

Because firefighters are hard to talk.

Firefighters are at the top, man.

Again, no, but like

when you're up Should he donate a kidney to a stranger?

We actually pitched that as a fucking punishment on the show

and network shot it down

I gotta say I draw the line

all right That's a good thing.

Well, I mean, right I thought that would have been good and now so you're you're unsure in reincarnation.

You're you're you're you don't really believe it, but you don't want to ever

come down to anybody who my problem with reincarnation is there are more people alive on planet Earth right now than have ever lived in the history of the planet.

But your biggest problem is, you assume that everybody is going to come back as a human being, and that's your biggest problem.

Excellent right there.

Excellent point.

You're right.

You're right.

So arrogant.

That's why you're a mollusk.

I'm just

a shitty mollusk.

You're right.

Or an alien can be reincarnated as a human being.

But that brings me to my story.

Funny you should mention that.

There is a boy in Russia who claims to have lived another life on Mars.

Yeah.

His name is Boriska or Boriska.

Okay.

He attracted worldwide attention a few years ago when he claimed that he was actually from the planet Mars.

That's all you got to do?

How old is he?

This was in 1990.

He was born in 1996.

So he's a two-year, he's about

20 now.

Okay, so how old is he?

And he was like, hey, I'm from Mars.

He looks like to be, he was like three.

Oh, and he was three.

He said he was from Mars?

He could read at the age of one.

He could speak in sentences at six months old.

This is all documented?

This is all documented.

His parents were

doctors.

His mother was a doctor.

His father was a doctor.

His first word was uttered.

Guess how old he was?

I don't know how old.

15 days old.

And he said

Baba.

Baba.

So not even an advanced word.

He wasn't like Mars needs women or etc.

But why would he be able to speak English if he's from Mars

or Russia or whatever?

Reincarnated.

Yeah, but.

So it was an English speaker.

He's not a Martian now, he's not.

He's Russian speaking.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is, like, how did he gain the ability to speak Russian if he's not from this planet?

Well, he's reincarnated.

But he's not remembering speaking.

Right.

But what I'm saying, shouldn't he be speaking Martian at 15 days if he's reincarnated?

Well, if nothing else, not English.

Well, that's why I was saying speaking Russian.

Baba is an English word.

Well, I mean, it's child speak for a bottle, right?

Isn't that what it is?

Not across the globe.

It's not.

You know what I'm saying?

If he was like,

Baba means in Russia.

At 15 days, I'd be like, well, well, then maybe he's a Martin.

Well, he didn't start to have the...

Well, I mean, you're supposed to, if you believe in reincarnation, you're not supposed to remember it.

that's the big thing.

You're not supposed to remember it.

But you remember being a watchmaker.

It's unique people, that kind of thing.

He's next-level asshole.

Okay, but we're saying this guy's unique, this kid.

So why doesn't he remember Martian language?

Why weren't you saying Baba at two weeks old?

I mean, I don't have all the answers to you.

I'm just going, I'm just telling you that

all.

Any?

I don't know.

He could read newspaper headlines at

a year old.

Age two, he started drawing and learned how to paint six months later.

He attended kindergarten at the age of two.

He had language skills, unique memories.

I mean, how many women did he bang?

Yeah.

Is he in triple digits?

I'll tell you what.

At the end of the fucking life, when the lights are going out, I'm not going to think back to all the fucking novels I read when I was 10.

Remember when I said Baba at 15?

Yeah, when I'm dry as a fucking desert.

You don't deserve to come back as a human being.

You don't.

You deserve to come back, like I said, as something they find under a rock.

Yeah.

Like

a mold they find in someone's basement that's making everyone sick.

Yeah.

Black mold.

Hey, man, people are suffering neurological damage.

I think it's because of that quinn mold.

Space Space became the permanent theme of his memories when the boy turned three.

Once he said that he used to live on Mars itself.

He claims that Mars is inhabited now,

but Martians live underground

because of

a mammoth catastrophe, which caused Mars to lose its atmosphere.

Well, that's pretty fucking convenient.

He's like, well, the reason you can't see them is because they're underground.

So they have underground cities?

But

at that age, though, how would he know that we couldn't that?

How old is he?

When he said that?

He said when he was two.

He wouldn't have no idea, though, that we would have no, that, like, if that was quote-unquote convenient, as you put it.

Yeah.

I guess I'm stupider than a fucking alleged Russian Martian two-year-old.

He's an absolute.

Well, you're saying it's documented.

But he's grown up to be like.

What's he doing now?

What the fuck's he up to now?

Is he on T V

Does he have a girlfriend?

Yeah

um because you know the only thing that matters Walt is love yeah if that's what you call what you've one the woman love one the woman told me that oh yeah love

it that

I think I think you and Blorishka's definition of love are far far different

well

I'm the one who swims an ass yeah

He's the one that's making up shit about fucking aliens.

He's some fucking nerd in the fucking communist block fucking making up shit that nobody believes.

Well, plenty of people believe it because the boy also says that he used to fly to Earth for research purposes when he was a Martian.

Moreover,

he piloted a spaceship himself.

It took place in the time of the Lemurian civilization.

He speaks about the fall of Lemuria.

What is Lemuria?

As if it occurred yesterday.

Lemurians.

It's a fucking word he made up.

I think it's his, what Martians call themselves.

Lemurians?

Lemurians.

Oh, that's cool.

Why don't they call themselves Martians?

Because

Mars and Martians are earthling terms.

Right.

It's like how we call Germany Germany, but they call it like Deutschland or some shit like that.

A Martian would not call themselves a Martian because that's a term that we came up with.

Right there,

that point, that's led so much credence to this this kid's story.

If he had said Martians, no, what would have impressed me?

If he didn't say a word at all, because why are they even speaking in this, in, with English fucking

brain?

He's got to use them telepathy.

He's got a human brain, so he's got to, he had to have his brain had to develop in the yeah, but he's using a made-up word, so why not just call it Martians?

He's a made-up word.

Lemarians.

But

I think that shows that it's not a made-up word.

How old would a kid have to be to realize, well, I better not call them Martians?

Well, he goes, he said that the ships used plasma power, ion power.

If they used gasoline, the fuel ran out too fast.

The engines were too powerful.

So, how the fuck are they getting gas on fucking Mars?

What do you mean?

You don't think there's like, I don't know if.

I don't think there's a fucking Exxon station on Mars, no, underground or otherwise.

He told us that Lemurians are nine meters tall.

How tall would that be?

It's like 27 feet.

Yeah, a meter is, what, three feet?

Yeah, somewhere around there.

Like, like something.

His mother asked him, How can you remember all this?

Bulriska replied, Bulriska.

Don't send me to Gulag, please.

I remember, and nobody has told me that.

I saw it.

So is the dad mad?

Is he like, you fucked a Martian, you cheating bitch?

Like, did the mom fuck a Martian?

No, this is his soul.

His Lemurian soul was placed in a human vessel,

which now

would lead us to believe that we can be reincarnated not only as

things on Earth, but things on other planets.

Are you more or less upset if you get cucked by a human or a Martian?

I get cucked by.

Well, I'm not upset if I get cucked by a Martian because I'm like, well, all right.

She did it out of fear.

Well,

or she's like, I don't know.

She'll always love me.

If I had a girl and she fucked another human, I'd be pretty upset about that.

I don't think

Martian, I'd give it to her.

He has two earthlings as his parents.

It's not in debate.

It's his soul.

It's his essence.

It's your essence

that leaves this vessel.

Mortal Coil.

I would have a a lot of questions if I got cucked by a martial because

I'd be so amazed.

I wouldn't be upset.

I'd be like, who is this dick like?

You know what I mean?

I'd be like, this is crazy.

A human, I'm like,

do you know why we age?

I don't know.

Amarsh would be better, I guess.

Do I know why we age?

Yeah.

Why?

What causes aging?

Cellulars, the cell's inability to replenish is finite.

I mean, a cell's ability to replenish is finite.

Can I do it so long?

Boriska claims it's because you breathe oxygen.

Really?

Yeah, it causes aging, he says.

What was he breathing?

Carbon dioxide.

Oh, that sounds good.

Don't.

Boriska has a lot of difficulties with school.

Yeah, he's not getting laid.

He constantly interrupts teachers and says that they are wrong.

Now the boy has classes with private tutors.

He also claims that there are other races on

Mars, and each race had their own technology.

I don't know if Mars is.

I mean, I don't like that, though.

It's not diversified.

Yeah, that's not very diversified.

Could you imagine that was like the way we

rolled on Earth?

It's here on Earth.

Yeah.

I mean, we should all be holding hands and singing songs together.

I'm surprised the Marsians haven't picked up on that.

Yeah, they're supposed to be more advanced, right?

Yeah, you gotta, every culture is awesome.

They don't know they are how many races?

Well, they say Lemurians, how many races of Martians are there?

Well,

he did not go into racism on Mars.

Taking away from this shit.

Jesus Christ.

How do the Martian cops treat

some of the Lemurians?

Hold on.

There was a good line I wanted to tell you guys

one of these stories.

But I felt that this was

This kid sounds like an asshole.

I can buy you being a reincarnated jeweler.

But who likes fucking aliens and shit more than this guy, UFOs?

And like he's a fucking mild-mannered jeweler who's looking through fucking dog shit jewelry all day.

And this kid's like, oh,

I'm...

I'm in Mars.

Fucking we're underground.

We're flying around in spaceships, and we don't use gas or fossil fuels.

Like this kid's got a whole fucking story.

He's like, I don't wear any cars.

He's wearing thigh highs that I sifted through some watches.

Yeah, he's wearing thigh highs and fucking pantaloons, a powdered wig and shit.

That I believe.

That would be Walt.

Well, I believe if Walt says it and he feels it, I could buy it.

This kid,

he sounds like a prick.

Well, it just sounds like it's an ongoing thing where Walt had a sudden flash.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've only had the experience once where I had any kind of like, right, where I felt a memory coming on.

I don't have any.

Other than that, it's only happened once.

Did you tell your wife and kids?

I did not.

I don't want to scare them.

And think there's things that's like they get scared so easily about like stupid shit on TV.

I couldn't tell them that I'm from another era.

Right.

Girls, do you have any

guys I can borrow?

I know they're coming back in style.

I need to go to a part-time job at the jewelry store.

What?

Everything you're saying is scaring me.

But why I thought it was so controversial is because

I wanted to get

Father Lance to weigh in on this.

So I asked him what he thought about it.

Oh, wow.

Oh, cool.

And I asked him, I said,

I'm curious

what your feelings are as a professional.

What would you tell somebody if they came to you about Boriska and reincarnation?

And Father Lance wrote me back and he said,

Do not contact me anymore.

Please don't.

No, he owes me because he asked me, he sent me an email before the Stanley Company.

He's like, Walter, please root for the Penguins.

We need your mojo.

And I wrote back, I cannot root for the Penguins, but I will say this.

If they win, I'll be happy for you.

Okay.

Right?

That's nice of me, right?

It's a little bit different.

Well, yeah, that's good.

Because, you know,

I can't root for for another team other than my own team.

I hear it.

But if they wound up winning, and they did,

I told them I'd be happy for them.

Okay.

Were you happy for him?

Sure.

I sent him an email.

As soon as they won last night, I sent him an email.

We talk a lot.

I mean, he's definitely

the official.

He's definitely the official.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Priest, priest, exorcist.

Yes, or anything.

Anything to do with God.

But he says, the first hole in the reincarnation theory is if we are all being reincarnated with a select few breaking the cycle and attaining oneness with the cosmos,

the population should see a slight decline.

Instead, we see steady population growth.

Where are all the new souls coming from?

Well, that's what I said, and you said animals and trees.

Right.

I think

organisms.

I think there are animals, though,

that make a difference

and do attain,

do achieve, like, you know, like boss, like, unlock, unlock this level.

I believe there are animals that can, like, make, make their way up the food chain.

Is this a roundabout way to talk about Cooper fucking finding that door again?

I'm not just saying Cooper, but we know there are animals out there that have done amazing shit

that goes against their very

basic, what's it called, instincts as an animal, as a certain species.

I like that cat going after that pit bull.

Exactly.

I was was going to bring up the cat that saves the child from the pit bull.

Something that should never happen in nature.

It's unnatural.

I believe that cat

probably,

maybe,

had a human soul in him

at that point.

So you don't like to think of just like hero cat

takes no shit from pit bull?

I think there's more to it than that.

I think there's more to it.

When you see an animal do something extraordinary,

I believe that in the next life,

they're going to be granted.

Oh, so it's a cat that did something heroic, and then they get to level up in their next life.

Is what you're saying.

Okay.

All right.

Animals who like those animals that become treatment dogs, rehab dogs, and

wealthy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you want to hear about his own?

So you're talking about animal free will, whatever an animal does with his own free will.

Like that cat.

The cat.

Okay.

totally untrained to do that, right?

Definitely is going to

be rewarded.

So, if a dog is trained to bite

some black dude,

not his fault.

But if on his own, he's just like, I don't like the looks of that guy and bites him, then he's getting bumped down to black mold.

Yeah, then he's with you hanging out in the basement.

But from Father Lance's own, you want to hear his own faith perspective?

Yes, I do.

I know many exorcists.

Oh, this is the first time I'm reading this.

You bring an exorcist.

I'm into this already.

I like this.

It's his card.

He plays it.

I'd play it every chance I got, too.

How many times have I mentioned I was a firefighter in this episode?

We all got to play our cards.

But Father Land says, from my own faith perspective, I know many exorcists feel various phenomena people claim to experience past life regression.

Astral projection, alien abduction, automatic writing, etc., are all demonic deceptions used to trick people to delving into the occult new age.

Oh, shit.

Reading this story of

Boris Boriska, I see nothing here he couldn't have read or heard in any science fiction book or show.

Well, not at that age, though, right?

Well, we don't know that he did any of that shit at that age.

This kid could just be making it up because the demons involved.

Oh, yeah.

So.

Oh, so the it's really the demon.

Yeah.

So the amazing Lancy is debunking it.

So now not only is he not getting laid, but he's a fucking demon infested as well.

Oh, Oh, God.

So I'm torn here because

you want to believe Father Lance.

Well, I do.

I do anything Father Lance tells me.

Except for for the penguins.

The most simple request I met.

The one thing he actually asked you for.

That's the only thing I won't do.

Other than that, I put a fucking meatloaf song up in here.

I do tons of shit he doesn't ask me to do on a daily basis.

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