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Time Steve Dave presents a forgiven character with encounters in the sixth zone of the kind

with Brian Clinton,

Roger Flanagan, and Brian Johnson.

This week's episode.

Hello and welcome to Tellum Steve.

Dave presents Overkill

with

Walt.

Hello.

You're here.

I'm here.

Brian Quinn.

I do not see him here.

Oh.

Yeah.

Can you do a Quinn impression?

I don't think so.

Quinn is not here.

Quinn is off gallivanting around the country.

A.

Appearing on other podcasts, Walt.

I'm not sure how we feel about this.

What podcast is he appearing on this week?

Could be a friend of ours who lives in L.A.

Close friend of ours who

another A-lister, I guess.

oh you're he's gone to pod on smod might be the same network but did you just go through some smods with kev well i went up to new york and i didn't skip tell him steve dave to do it either

but uh we hear it tell him steve dave we would rather uh light a candle than curse the darkness right get him so you stepped in you're a candle or i'm the curse candle in the wind

uh

yeah you might be the darkness You're definitely the darkness to some people.

Yeah, light to others, darkness to.

Yeah, angel to some, demon to others.

Now, get him, do you have any good stories?

Because you're only as good as your last story.

Last we checked in, your mom was trying to smother you.

It won you a lot of fucking

sympathy points.

Has anything bad happened to you recently that will sort of like refill that tank?

Not that I could think of.

I think one good thing, show them your cyst.

Yeah.

It's gone down.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Tremendously.

Yeah.

It looks like.

I think it's probably due to the, you know, your girlfriend's been, you haven't seen her in quite some time, right?

Yeah, but I've also been, when like no one else is in the store, I

gave some money to the skull and I pulled it out and kind of let it kiss the cyst.

Pull the skull out?

Yeah.

He was trying to diddle the skull.

I miss Joe.

Hi, Joe.

Would you ever miss her so much that at home you may dress up like a mannequin?

Well, you have mannequins in your home.

Yeah, but no, they're here.

Multiple mannequins.

Yeah.

I have one.

So you have one mannequin at home.

Would you ever dress it up like a girl?

Just like maybe not to like

in a sexual way, just to talk to, since you have no one to talk to normally.

No, I do have a cat, so I can talk to my cat.

Oh, my bad.

All right.

Well, we're going to do Overkill,

which is

the paranormal exploration of

the weird, the strange, the bizarre.

Yeah.

The missing or murdered kids,

which I don't have that this week.

Have you, well, you've been watching on TV?

Get them anything?

Do you have a TV?

Yes, yes, I have a TV.

Does it work or is it like in your tub

with like leaves all over it?

It works, but it was made in it was actually made the same month I graduated high school

when was it uh June 1996 96

21 years it's a 50-inch uh uh CRT TV that works yeah does it work or does it work like

you can watch it it's not like everyone's not all red no

there's sometimes a little red around people but other than that it's it's it's not HD it's SD so like when you plug it in like you can't like plug current like new equipment to it right

like the current like weird equipment like it doesn't have an an HDMI.

Yeah.

No, it does not have an HDMI, but it does have a serial port, an S-video port, and it's got an RCA jacks and a coax.

It's a coaxial cable.

They still sell that?

Well, yeah.

I remember when S-Video was the shit.

It's like, whoa, I can see the difference, or at least I'm going to tell my friends that.

Yeah, I don't have the most basic Fios box.

It doesn't have a DVR.

It's SD.

You can't even rewind.

Like when we're watching something together, like over the phone, over texting.

And I'm like, rewind that.

Did you hear what he said?

And you're like, oh, and I forget.

Oh, yeah, you can't fucking rewind yourself.

Or, which is hilarious, Fios does not carry Comic Bookman in SD.

They only carry it in HD.

So I can't even watch it on demand.

What's going on?

I just hear like a weird clicking.

I don't know what it is, though.

Might be Giddam's fucking special Wi-Fi card he has

tucked in his pocket.

Camera's locked away.

So you can only watch Comic Book Man in HD.

Well, there's really no other way to do it.

But I can't.

No, no, but I can't, because the TV is SD, it won't let me even play it, which is it's

you didn't even watch it at all?

No.

But you were watching it up until recently.

You were watching it.

Yeah, because I was downloading it and watching it.

Oh, you're illegally?

Well, I figure in the background of the show, so I should be able to download Charlie.

I know Charlie's a listener of Tell him Steve Dave, right?

So you don't have any shows that you normally watch except for fucking Cold Check with Walt?

Well, no, we just got back a channel that I like, Heroes and Icons, so it's like four hours of Star Trek every night.

He doesn't like, I don't know if he watches current shows.

If you're trying to talk current shows, I'm trying to talk Fargo with this fucking fool.

I don't think

the TV's from 96, the shows are from 96.

Yeah.

I think the last shows.

My TV is even

more.

It predates even what he's watching.

Really?

Yeah, I'm only watching stuff from the 70s.

I got to tell you, man, Fargo is so good.

I did watch American Horror Story, the circus one.

How old is that?

That's only like a year.

That wasn't this last season.

The last season was unwatchable, but the season before wasn't too bad.

Yeah, I like that.

So

your story is about TV show?

It was going to be, but no.

It has nothing to do with TV.

I was just wondering, like, what Giddem's up to in his off time.

Yeah.

Not much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Earlier,

not much.

Earlier you watched as

I watched anyway and listened as you guys came up with a

very involved system for Gidem ordering lunch during comic book mention.

The only way it could be more complicated is if it involved actual like smoke and fire.

Yeah,

it was pretty like incredible.

What it all comes down to now is when it's okay for get him to eat, you will text him an emoji of a taco.

It's simple.

So nothing is simple with him, though.

Nothing is simple.

Here's a simple direction.

Before the second transaction, when we film, we do two transactions in the morning.

At the end of the second transaction, we break for lunch.

Before that second transaction is over, I want him to have eaten and be completely free to do whatever I need him to do because that's when the store reopens and a lot of people are outside waiting.

And you would think that I'm like...

Like,

build me a supercomputer in between 11 and 12 while we're doing a transaction.

I was here for the whole thing.

You said that, and I was like, I thought that was the end of the conversation, honestly.

honestly.

Yeah, it went on and on.

And like,

and you're right, Giddam has a lot of excuses for shit.

Oh, my God.

Like, like,

prognosticating, like, well,

I normally don't get hungry that early.

And then he's like, the guy at the door might be too simple to understand the system.

He's got a lot of, like, well, there's so many monkey wrenches that could.

To be like, can you please have

eat your lunch between 12 and 1?

And that is too difficult at times.

Even that becomes too problematic.

That's what I deal with.

On a daily basis,

the customers are dealing with a giddy who won't even look up from his computer as he.

I mean, probably

for their betterment, that he's not like,

I'll help you.

Well, there are certain, well,

let's be fair, not all customers.

I've noticed, and I thought it was

possibly some of his autism showing through was, because I get it if it was, that's why I didn't even bring it up.

Was

listeners of TSD, when they come in recently and

they will come up to get him and be friendly, and he's not as

excited as I thought he would be to get compliments about, like, I like you on the show.

No, it really is a

what-evs, man.

I'm getting him.

Yeah, no.

And he's not looking away from whatever he's doing and he's not as um

i don't know he he he's it's not the it's not the reaction i would have expected from like someone telling him that they they enjoy him right as opposed to 90 of the people that are like i hate you on reddit and i and i just choked it up and i didn't bring it up because i just assumed because i'm like well who am i

who am I to be able to say something about that?

And I was trying to be more

understanding and not even make it a point of it because I'm like, hey,

if it makes him uncomfortable, it makes him uncomfortable.

It's easier to see things from Giddens' perspective now that you have been diagnosed unofficially.

What are you looking at?

That's so interesting.

Sometimes, like I said, I'm in the middle of an eBay, writing up an eBay.

Are you telling me there is no level of

when somebody comes up and starts talking about it?

Do you like compliments?

Oh, I I do like compliments.

It doesn't look like you do when they come in.

You're really, you're very cocky and shit.

Like a cold stance.

I would say I like them.

I just don't take them easily, if that makes sense.

Just like

around Christmas, I'd rather give presents than to receive them yes.

So do you compliment customers or no?

Just randomly.

That's what you should do.

Like each customer finds something nice to say about them.

Okay.

How fucking weird is that?

Like, they don't even see him because he's back there in his little fucking cubby hole.

But I know one time you weren't on the eBay, and

I was back there, and you were

doing something nonsense, and

you did have a level of disinterest in when they mentioned that they listened to Tom Steve Dave.

I'm not saying you should be like doing a cartwheel, but I'm just, it was odd, like, in an odd, like, disconnect where

you weren't willing to really engage.

You didn't want to.

I didn't know why, but I assume maybe it was because you're uncomfortable.

We can't have that, though, right?

Like, someone, like, an aunt comes in here and they're like, hey, get him.

It's like, you should be.

What?

What?

He should act like he's directing traffic at the horse farm or whatever the fuck.

Like, you should be up there.

I don't know.

Tap dancing.

I have no problem signing stuff or posing for pictures with people.

I'm not saying he was rude or anything.

You're just surprised that he's not.

Yeah, I'm surprised he's not more like.

Well, because he's not wasted.

Like, if you saw the video of him after, what was it, that Grammar She show, was it?

Because that was, yeah, it was the Grammar City show.

Yeah, like when you guys went down to the beach house, like, motherfucker was holding court, like people surrounding him.

No, it wasn't after Grammar City, it was the day after.

He was drinking him.

Yeah, pretty much.

Everything but carrying him around on their shoulders because, you know, they don't want to collapse through the floor.

But yeah, he was like telling drunk stories and like he was the man.

Yeah, yeah.

that what did you did Joe go to that thing?

Yeah, Joe was there, yeah.

That's actually when we kind of first met her.

She must have really been

feeling good, right?

She is, she must have seen a lot of my man.

Well, Joy, that was she your gal at that point?

No, uh, I kind of met her.

We were both, I was grilling, and I was doing a grilling grilling, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Does anyone know you're here?

Uh, I was grilling, and like, I just had to keep going inside, so, like, someone had to watch the grill, so she kind of took on that duty.

But she saw you, she saw you

be the

in the spotlight, yeah.

Yeah, I would say so, yeah.

Do you think that had any

factor in

taking you up a notch in other perceptions?

I would think maybe it just shows that I'm a funnier person than you know, like you are on the show.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it had to take him up a notch.

Before that, she's like, how'd this homeless guy get in here?

No, it's me.

It's you.

Look at my hat.

Like, had you had that lump grown at all by the end of the end of the weekend or now?

Wow.

Oh, so you.

Well, you know, I got her to think about.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

Like, you know,

when you mean with her.

Her feelings and, you know,

about sharing stuff.

You mean you're saying that if someone comes in, you may not be able to be as.

I think you're saying about in this particular situation, he doesn't want to reveal the

dirty deets of

the first of the

what kind of fucking pussy doesn't tell everything and anything for the good of this show?

I think I've had a history of doing that when it comes to almost everything.

Almost everything.

He told us that his mother tried to kill him.

I mean, come on.

But he won't be like, yeah, I hooked up with Joe

over the weekend.

Did you remember it?

What?

Is that the gentleman?

Oh, God.

That's some version.

That's a 2017 gentleman.

I guess so.

It's not like a 1950s gentleman or a 1940s gentleman.

But, you know, he's not putting his

dirty laundry out.

No, he's not putting his coat down to cross a puddle.

He's like, I'm going to diddle her.

But I won't talk about it on a microphone.

I saw this thing on Mother's Day.

You may not have noticed this about me, but little fucking things annoy me.

Okay.

Random things.

And there's this guy, you know what catfish is right catfishing somebody yeah okay yeah you know what catfish is walt

uh

maybe what is it it's um

it was a guy who this guy nev i can't remember his life oh you pretend you're uh you're you're pretend you're somebody else right you're different sex or or you could be the same sex or it is always evolving sex basically well or a relationship or love or whatever and there are some people like if you watch this show it's it's tough watch but if you watch a show there's some people that go literally years without ever seeing this person in real life.

With a person being like, well, I don't have a video cam or a what is it?

Like a video.

Web camera.

Yeah.

In

order to see

what you look like.

So they're able to.

That's what I thought.

That's what I thought.

Yeah, I'll talk to you about that later.

But yeah, so this guy, I guess he makes a video, this is on Mother's Day, he makes a video

with he and his wife and their new baby, he just has a baby, and he's like, hey, I'm proud to be a modern man, all in caps, right?

It's time to end gender stereotypes, like in regard to taking care of kids.

Right.

Which I thought it ended, honestly.

Yeah,

I thought that Michael Keaton in that movie put it into it.

Mr.

Monday, right?

Boom, done.

I thought that was

my role sorted back in the 80s.

That's what I thought, too.

Like, like Sage, you know, growing up from, you know, when she was little, I never was like, oh,

this is a women's work.

Now, look, nobody's excited to change a shitty diaper.

Nobody wants to do it.

But if one person is better at it than the other, fucking whatever.

But the

arrogance with which he goes on, like, hey, let me drop some knowledge on you guys.

It fucking bothered the shit out of me.

A whole video.

And if anybody knows this guy, I want to know if his wife works because he made such a big deal about sharing everything, sharing all these things.

It's like, if this guy's running around all over the country finding catfishing victims and shit,

how is he?

I'm not telling you what's going on here.

So, yeah, what does this have to do?

Who is this guy?

He's the host of the show.

He's the host of the show.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, he's one of the two hosts.

Oh, there's a show that's called Catfish?

It's called Catfish.

It's online.

Where did he get that name from?

How did it get that name?

I know there was a...

First, he did a movie about it,

and then the TV show was based on that.

Maybe that was based on the movie then?

Because

to me, it would feel like it would be on

the Outdoor Network.

It would be literally about fishing.

Yeah, no.

It's not about that.

Nev Shulman and Max Joseph.

Season six.

Premiered on March 1st, 2017.

We're neck and neck with catfish.

Um,

okay, here you go.

You want to know why the term catfish is used to describe people who portray someone else online?

They used to tank cod from Alaska all the way to China.

They'd keep them in vats in the ship.

By the time the codfish reached China, the flesh was mushy and tasteless.

So this guy came up with the idea that if you put these cods in these big vats, put some catfish in with them, and the catfish will keep the cod agile.

And there are people who are catfish in life, and they keep you on your toes.

They keep you guessing.

they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh.

And I thank God for the catfish because we would be boring and dull if we didn't have somebody nipping at our fin.

Wow.

Yeah, that's what you need.

Somebody constantly trying to trick you.

Yeah.

Someone trying to pull the wool over your eyes and make you look and make you disappoint you.

Thank God for the sociopaths of the world.

So is that more so?

Would you thank God for that if that person was not online, but in your life, physically in your life?

Do you want pulling, like being like

telling you, coworker or a spouse.

Yeah, I mean,

really, the amount of lies that are told on the internet, if you were faced with the same amount of lies in your day-to-day life,

would that be something to celebrate or to be so happy about?

And I mean, just picture the whole thing.

It's like, like, I'm so happy for the catfish, which essentially translates to like, never, ever let your guard down, ever.

Because he's fucking got to make a career out of it.

That's why he's happy.

I mean, just picture going into your doctor's office and it's just some smarmy 12-year-old kid who watched a couple episodes of ER.

And he's like, dude, I'm a doctor.

You've got to believe me.

I mean, some of the people on this show, though, you're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Like, these, the catfishers have them convinced they're famous.

I don't know.

Like, famous people.

Remember the Browners.

What was the football player who got catfished?

Oh, yeah.

Did he kill himself or something?

No, I don't think he killed himself.

I think.

Yeah, yeah.

It affected his performance because supposedly the person had cancer and their mother died.

thought it was a college football player.

He was a college football player.

I think out of Hawaii.

I thought it was at Miami.

I thought it was.

Miami

University of Miami.

Oh, it was a dead girlfriend, all right?

Miami Harrison.

I think at the bowl, he was like, you know, I'm doing this for

Monte Teo's dead girlfriend.

The most heartbreaking and inspirational story of the college football season is a hoax.

He played for Notre Dame.

He played under a terrible burden.

A Mormon linebacker.

Okay, so Mormon, you already know.

He's going to be like extra nice and shit, right?

His girlfriend supposedly died.

Oh, wait, he first learned of the death of his grandmother.

I think his grandma catfished him, and then the death of his girlfriend.

Allegedly, you know, this is the catfish lady, 22 years old, had been in a serious car accident in California, then had been diagnosed with leukemia.

It's like, that's the thing about the catfish people, like, no, there's a never-ending string of like unfortunate events that happen to them that necessitate, hey, can you send me money or can you send me a cell phone?

Or this is why I can't come to visit you.

Upon receiving news of the two deaths, he went out and led the fighting Irish to a 23-upset of Michigan State.

So it actually helped him, kept him on his toes.

She had written a bunch of letters,

blah, blah, blah.

He did lose his grandmother,

but there was never any report of a severe auto accident involving this lady.

Background checks turned up nothing.

The pictures were from a social media account of a 22-year-old California woman who is not named, whatever, Linnae Kakua.

That's a thing I'll never have to worry about.

No one will ever be like, wow, he's good-looking enough.

I should use his picture.

That's crazy, right?

Yeah, I think it's weird that we are such a

voyeuristic

society, though, that we want to watch

other

people

be duped.

And we're like, well, that's our entertainment.

I how close is it to

Caligulia at this point?

We're going all the way back to

Caligula.

Caligulia.

Caligula.

You got Caligula.

You got a candy camera?

I mean, they're right next to each other.

Yeah, I mean, like,

we want to see the lions and the tigers rip apart.

Well, that's not really.

The lions are duping the...

I just can't wait to hear JSRG's kid go Co-Wiggly.

But isn't it the same thing?

No, like, but like, you're not being torn apart physically, but emotionally you're being torn apart.

And we want to watch that.

Trust me, I've seen it.

You don't want to watch it.

It sucks.

It's so boring.

It's like the biggest lead-up to something that, like...

But yeah, that's the only reason why people are turning in.

They want to see somebody be...

They want to see somebody.

Right.

They want to see somebody being like, boom.

Have the rug pulled out from under them.

That's what we've come to.

That's what we want as our entertainment.

Now we look for.

I'm so glad that, like, we, we are, we are wholesome.

Who are you guys?

No.

Watching shit from the 70s?

Well, no, I meant him.

Yeah.

You know what?

And I'll even take it further.

Like, me and Ginnam, we watch

definitely like G-rated stuff together.

If he wants to turn over to something else and he's like,

you know, just if this G-rated shit's fucking, it's too intense.

I would say the most loose.

What's the most risque thing we watch?

Probably car sharks.

Yeah, yeah.

Some of the questions get really raunchy.

Really?

It's like.

It's because it's like 70s shit.

There's questions that are crazy, though.

Like they wouldn't say today, bro.

Oh, my God.

No.

Like, we've asked 100 bachelors.

You're out with a date

and you try to make a move, and your date says it tells you.

You smell like natty ice.

Your date says, no, no, no.

How many bachelors admit it that they don't, that they will continue to try try to make the moves, even though they've been told no?

Who's never asked that in this fucking situation?

Do you proceed to date rape or do you just accept?

Now,

you go to the extremes.

Now, come on, man.

Like, who

like, like, when I was

dating my wife and she wasn't in a good mood, you're telling, and like, and I was, you know, I was doing, I was putting my moves on.

I was doing, just getting my mojo on, and she's like, no, no, I'm mad at you.

You said something I didn't like earlier, Tony.

And I'm like, oh, come on.

More likely, like your friend Brian said something I didn't like earlier.

Yeah, most likely.

But, you know, and I'm like, oh, come on, forget about that.

And I keep going.

She's like, forget about that asshole.

And eventually, of course,

I did.

This is an extreme case, though, where these moves are hypnotic.

And I don't care who's in that car.

I don't care what I said.

No, I wouldn't.

That's how I see it.

I see things things through my eyes most of the time.

Right.

And sometimes I'll try to see it.

But like in my head,

when I heard, who's the host of that show?

Not Wink.

Not Wink Martindale.

No, I don't know who it was.

He was also the host of Sale of the Century.

But when he says that...

But when he asked that question, I am not, I know

I look at it through 2017 eyes.

I'm like, well, most people are going to be like, oh, my God, I can't believe you said that because I did it too.

But I think he was saying just what he meant was a much more innocuous

innocuous.

You're so close.

So close.

I don't think they mean quiggly ways.

I think they mean

innocuous ways that

you just tried a little bit harder.

He just tried a little bit.

He's not going to be like, he's not going to make, he's not going to drive.

He's not going to get like a handful of hair and be like, look, bitch.

No, no.

It's like, he's just going to be like, come on, baby.

Don't, don't be like that.

And she's like,

I really should go.

I want you to stay.

Yeah.

Who's the host?

You looked it up?

Yeah.

Well, are you talking about the Jim Perry years, the Bob Eubanks years, Bill Rafferty?

I think it's the first guy.

Jim Eubanks.

Bob Eubanks.

He was 86 to 89, so it had to be Jim Perry then.

Jim Perry wasn't.

He's not a well-known name, isn't it?

Did you see his picture?

Sure.

It doesn't matter.

That's pointless.

It means nothing right now.

Right.

Sale of the Century.

That's who the host is.

That's all you got to type in.

Well, I'll just put on Jim Perry game show host.

There he is.

This is the guy.

That's him.

That's him.

Jim Perry.

So now, when's so, how many of these hundred guys were like,

I gave you the answer, didn't I?

It's in our text back and forth.

Did you get the right answer?

Um, that was so long ago.

They don't save our text, they do, but we had to scroll through so much.

Well, we'll go talk to Bri.

I'll look.

What would you say?

Would you be able to honestly say

you never

tried to you took that first like rebuff as like, well,

I'm not going to lie.

Not in a bad way.

Like the first rebuff, I just opened her car door.

I'm like, then get the fuck out.

You got two legs?

It was high.

Whatever, whatever, whatever.

It was like higher than you think it'd be.

It's higher than people would admit to.

It's in the 90s.

Out of 100.

Yeah, because I don't think people were thinking in the way of like, well, like, it doesn't matter what.

No, they were just like, they were just saying, like,

you know what it meant.

It wasn't like they were looking to, like, for,

to, like, mount anybody.

It was just, like,

they were like,

trying to make out a little bit.

Yeah, trying to get trying to get some little baseball action.

Right.

I mean, they just went out, they spent money on a dinner and a movie, and they're like, hey, let's fucking make out a little bit.

And she's like, again, you're off.

I think you're thinking in terms of like, you know, I'm owed this.

I just think it was like.

You're in debt to me.

Yeah, I just think it's just, I think it's

back then, you can never ask that question today, but back then, I believe it still was said and

put in a way that,

because everyone's laughing in the audience.

It was two ladies, too, were the two contestants.

And they were just like,

well, I know I've never been with a guy that stopped the first time, and I told him.

So they're laughing about it.

And they're treating it as lighthearted topic that I believe back then it could be, but today's world is different.

If that question is asked on a game show today,

Twitter fucking is alight with, like, I can't believe this shit.

So, do you say it's like the opposite of like Family Feud?

I used to love Richard Dawson kissing everyone.

I wish they still did that, like spreading around herpes and shit.

Do you know what, though?

What's it?

Mitch, do you know Richard Dawson met his wife on, she was a contestant on Family Feud, and his promise to her when they got married was he would never kiss another contestant.

And then he stopped?

And he stopped.

Wow, man.

He was the man.

That was him.

That was his thing.

That's in between every fucking commercial of the station.

It seems like he usually flips off to run the camera.

Because I can't fast-forward.

Because I can't fast forward.

I'm going through text.

I can't believe

it was shocking how much I text you back and forth.

Like, you need an extra fucking memory card.

I've been scrolling through since we talked, and I'm only like two days ago.

This is back last September that you had this conversation.

I mean, there was one, like, and what's the guy's the host name again?

Jim Carry.

He is so creepy sometimes.

Like, some of the questions are like, we asked a hundred college girls.

We asked a hundred Playboy.

The one I'm going to ask was, they asked the college girls,

how many of you have ever slept outside in the nude?

College girls?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And like, so like.

Like, my answer would be like, like, in my mind,

I would think, unless they were unconscious,

not sleeping, but unconscious, zero?

Zero.

But, like, why would you sleep outside naked?

Well, because you went camping or you, I don't know, people sleep in the nude, though, right?

I know they do, but camping, like, bugs and shit everywhere.

Like,

I just laid out in this bed of leaves with fucking ticks and bull weevils and shit all over the place.

But, like, when the lady, when the lady contestant gives her answer, he's not willing just to take that answer.

He goes, what about you?

Oh, so he's all like lettric?

Yeah, it's awesome because it's so uncomfortable.

And she's like, Oh, I'm not going to answer that on national TV, Jim.

Will you answer it later?

So he was, he's a Jersey boy, man.

Yeah, yeah.

Born and bred in Camden.

Yeah, he died in 2015.

Did I tell you me and Gidam's art game that we play with all the

it's kind of

morbid?

We call it coiglia

on

game shows where celebrities are a part of the show, you have to guess if they're dead or alive.

But for extra points, they find winners, how they die, what was the reason the cause of death.

Really?

Yeah, he's pretty good at it.

Not just cancer.

Yeah, you've got to say these are the things that can't be.

Well, you got to figure out the type of cancer.

You just can't say cancer.

You've got to be like broke cancer.

Oh, you have to be like prostate cancer.

Yeah.

Like pancreatic cancer.

it's kind of a morbid game but how often are you right on the exact

he's been right a couple times and he said throat because and he and i figured it out like he he listens for a raspy voice oh really yeah

good job get him yeah that's we do that quite often on like telltales but sometimes if it depends on the show it takes it down a notch like like when the honeymooners when i was watching

the honeymooners the ralph the uh yeah

they had these like young kids on like the little bobby Soxers.

And he was calling her Atomic Love.

Jim Perry was?

No, no, no.

This is the Honeymooners episode.

And I don't know, somehow he figured he was able to get the actors' names

who were only on the show for one episode for two seconds.

And

he played the Deadpool game, and it was like, you know, they're like 14 at the time.

So now he's like, how'd they die?

Right now they're 114.

He's like, ovarian cancer.

I couldn't find the girl, but the guy did die.

I think the guy died of cancer.

It does put up.

It plays a lot of people.

Well, no, there was the one guy,

Let's Make a Deal.

He was the announcer.

He played Bonnie Hall.

Yeah, the announcer.

We played it on the announcer.

He was the announcer, and apparently, from walking down the stairs carrying

whatever the game they were playing was, he injured his back, and the pain got so bad, he eventually killed himself.

He committed suicide.

There's no way you guessed that.

No, no, no.

No one,

though, during the whole gameplay, neither one of us has ever said suicide.

Right.

But it was the fact that it was suicide.

A couple years from now, when you're playing it on comic book, I'm not ready.

It is a game that I found

can.

I don't like to play it much more.

Like, we haven't played it in a while because it is a downer.

We figured it out that it's like, you know what?

Because it's so light.

The tone of these

game shows is so light and playful.

It's so fluffy and playful that, like, and then all of a sudden we're playing it, and we're like, like but then the aftermath of playing it you're like oh that's awful feel like they're all dead

like you watch 70s game shows and like when people give an answer that's like that's fucked up

the host is not that taken aback whereas if a if a person gives like steve harvey an answer oh like he's gotta hand it up so bad that like and the answer isn't even that crazy but he has to act like they they just said the most outlandish, wild, like.

Yeah, well, I mean, he's an actor.

And then half the time it's up on the board.

He's acting like, oh, no one would say that.

You're so crazy for saying that.

No one would ever say quiggly.

Number one answer.

How do I get in on this, man?

How do I get in on this?

We haven't been playing the Deadpool game, though, because, like I said,

it was a downer.

And then every once in a while,

he'll send me

his guess.

He's like, I'm only getting UHF stations tonight.

And I'm like, I'm not playing.

I don't want to play.

And he'll still keep sending me his guesses.

Because I'm like,

especially if we watch Tattletales,

there's six celebrities, so they got to do it.

And I got it right once.

Did you?

I think I've only gotten it right once or twice, but he's got a better average than that.

Tattletales, that's

husband and wives, celebrities, six, and there's like three teams of two, so there's six celebrities on the stage.

Six celebrities.

Would it work today, Titletales?

I think so.

I think people...

People want to hear dirt, don't they?

They do.

Well, that show that you...

I mean, not A Million Years Would It Fly Today, but I think it was Three is a Crowd or Three Cloud.

Oh, that was a great show.

Yeah.

That would work today.

I mean, that's what America loves.

They want to see that

animosity and

that friction.

Well, it was a husband, a wife, and a secretary.

And basically, it was like, who knows him?

Who knows the man

Right, who knows him better?

And so I watched some of it.

I mean, it's an incredibly bad show.

It's not like, oh, this is awesome.

I wish they would have put that on Buzzer.

But

you can see, like, the guys say shit that it's like,

I mean, get him as a 2017 gentleman because the shit these guys say is so like, humiliate, would

be humiliating to the wife, right?

You know, like admitting, like, oh, you know, would you bang her?

And the wife's like, no, he never banged a secretary.

And he's like, yeah, I would.

What was one?

Like, you're asking for trouble going on that show.

What was the one the other day?

If your husband, if your spouse was to cheat on you,

what nationality would they cheat on you with?

Because remember, it was like, Do you guys then try to guess the nationalities?

Oh, she's got jungle fever.

I know it.

No, because it was John Astamazon.

He's like, Oh, she loves it when I speak Italian.

So, no, it wasn't nationality.

It was like, what accent gets your wife going?

Oh, okay.

And that's a lot more

safer than and not as

potentially explosive as

what Nash, what

Nash.

Well,

well, are you talking like,

I mean, are you talking color?

Are you literally talking like, I don't know, she's kind of really into Somalian guys, like, because they run real fast in marathons.

Like, what accent?

What's her favorite accent?

What's Joe's favorite accent?

Can you divulge that?

I'm not sure, honestly.

I would say maybe New Jersey.

I hope.

Yeah.

I know Debbie Chenz is Chinese.

Oh, hey, Debbie, I'm back.

News had another con.

Do you ever use that accent on Deb?

I can't do accents.

No.

It's not in my.

You don't pull a declin on her sometimes.

I don't know.

Yeah, I'm not good at it.

No, it doesn't always mean no.

Would you find that, like, okay, going back to that hundred-guy thing where it's like the girl's like, no, no.

And he still kind of forges ahead.

There's

say

22-year-old you and now 49-year-old you.

Is one more persistent than the other?

Has one learned over the years, over the decades, like, fuck it then?

Or do the moves still work?

The moves don't work anymore.

The moves would still work, but...

You're just too tired to put them on.

You're like

watching the clock.

You're like, fucking card sharks is coming up pretty soon.

But, you know, like,

you know,

there was no tomorrow back then.

Tomorrow didn't matter.

You know, you got a tomorrow.

It still doesn't.

Yeah, you got a tomorrow in it in the, you know, you got a tomorrow in your back pocket, so you play the tomorrow card.

She'll come begging for it tomorrow.

She can't hold on to that long.

With these moves.

All right.

All right, so we're here to talk about the paranormal,

not old 70s game shows.

Who wants to go first?

What do we got here?

Let's hear what you got.

Want to hear mine?

Yeah, Fargo-related.

Mine's now, it's not Fargo-related, but it is

political.

Political intrigue.

Wall.

That's unexplained, bizarre, and weird.

Oh, and it keeps changing daily.

Well, yeah, conspiracy theories.

I don't know what the fuck are you giving me that look like?

All you saw is

reading his tablet screen.

Yeah.

It was a murder, Walt.

A recent murder.

Well, I've heard of it.

But within the past year, the murder of Seth Rich.

Yeah.

You've heard of this.

I've heard of this.

I just heard of this recently because I don't really look at the news that much.

27-year-old employee, in case you don't know, 27-year-old employee of the Democratic National Committee who was fatally shot in the Bloomingdale neighborhood of Washington, D.C.

His murder is currently under investigation.

The crime was used as the pretext for right-wing conspiracy theories, which have been debunked by law enforcement.

But who knows?

Maybe they're on the fucking payroll, right?

I think what happened was,

okay, these theories stated, falsely stated, Rich was the source of the 2016 DNC email leak.

According to U.S.

intelligence assessments, Russian intelligence services are most likely responsible for hacking and the leak.

His parents have condemned conspiracy theories and urged members of the press to stop posting about it.

Okay.

Do they know who killed him?

They don't know who killed him?

I think it's still two unarrested.

Two unidentified suspects.

Police were alerted to gunfire at 4.20 a.m.

by an automated gunfire locator called ShotSpotter.

I didn't know that existed.

Like, I guess if you fire a gun.

Yeah, it's got a bunch of microphones set throughout the city, and based on when they each receive a shot, it triangulates it automatically, and then they dispatch an officer out there.

I really want to live in a city that requires ShotSpotter.

I mean, who wouldn't want to fucking live there, right?

Well, you've got to think about it.

Like, people hear a gunshot and go,

I'm not going to call the police.

Someone else will do it.

And like, the fact that no one else calls it, and you need this automated system to do it.

When was the last time you heard a gunshot in your fucking neighborhood, Walt?

I mean, I heard a lot of fireworks, but I don't know.

They sound like guns sometimes, though.

What about you, get them?

That isn't related to putting down a horse.

We have a range near us by the police department, so I hear them a lot.

So

you hear them a lot.

I'm constantly calling the cops.

No.

You do hear a bop.

But if I hear kids out in the parking lot to high school at night, I call the cops on them.

You call the cops on high school kids, huh?

No,

they're making guns.

No, if they're out in 2 a.m.

like doing doughnuts or getting into fights,

you're the old man.

Oh, yeah.

What are you kids doing out there?

I'm going to call the cops.

There's only one good kind of donut, and it ain't that.

I can't eat that.

So they were alerted to gunfire.

According to police, he died from two shots to the back.

He may have been killed in an attempted robbery.

I know that the neighborhood had recently been plagued by robberies.

I'm not sure.

So if no one's been arrested for the murder, how do they know it's not related?

what's not related how do they know that it's not related to the uh the wiki leaks and the uh

i don't think they do well i think they're like you know uh popular opinion is that it was the russians that did it

but so some people are like hey he um

fox news controversy Fox reported uncorroborated and later largely retracted claims

that he had contacted WikiLeaks and law enforcement was just covering this up, claims which were never independently verified by Fox.

Remember, like very early on, you were like, I always called you like the Bill O'Reilly guy because you would watch a show.

And then you totally got out of Bill O'Reilly years and years ago.

Jumped ship long before it was like

he became the

fucking newest scumbag for harassing people and shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I liked him.

They were doing this story that I owe, and I found it to be admirable.

There was a murder of a kid,

and he was taking the lawyers of the murderer to task

because.

That was right around the same time that you developed your animosity for lawyers, if I remember correctly.

Like, it was really shitty what these lawyers, like, these lawyers were, they knew that he was guilty, and they were playing the system, and

they were just attacking the mother, too.

And yet they knew that he was the murderer, though.

And so they weren't,

and they, and like, how could another human being, I don't care,

how could another human being put that mother

through

such pain and all, and then to like try to cast her as a bad mother,

knowing that this guy really had done it.

And he took them, like, he was taking, he wanted them disbarred.

And I remember like watching the show once, and I became, uh,

I became like, oh, I started to watch a show, but then once that story died down, it was all about fucking politics, which is so boring.

I just, you know, I fell out of it there.

Right.

So

we'll look at a couple things here that maybe Seth Rich was, in fact,

the robbers didn't take anything.

He fought his attacker when he was found.

This is from Listverse.

I love this website.

When he was found, his hands, knees, and face were bruised.

There had been a struggle, but ended when he was shot two times in the back.

And it looks like they didn't take anything.

He still had his credit cards, his phone, his watch band was damaged, but not stolen.

And he had an expensive pendant he had draped around his neck that wasn't taken.

A pendant?

Yeah.

Not many people wear pendants.

I don't know.

It's like, is what we have a pendant?

That's what I'm saying.

Not many people.

Say wear pendants.

We wear pendants for

to keep demons away, thanks to Father Lance.

But I was speaking to Father Lance.

He got a hold of me.

He's been excommunicated.

No, no.

He set me straight.

I am no longer in the Freemasons.

I noticed that your apron was gone.

Yeah.

What happened?

He just emailed me and was like, you know what?

He goes, you don't want to do this.

Your soul is at risk.

As well as your lunch, if you saw the guy that had fucking introduced you to it.

And he said that it's not a good idea.

He didn't like the idea of it.

And I took, you know, I took his words to heart.

And I threw the, I'm not, you weren't supposed to say that you have to edit that out, but I threw that item that I was supposed to wear back in his face.

Oh, yeah, like you didn't tell me that I could, my, my fucking very soul was at risk.

Like, it could burn for eternity.

I gotta join this fucking stupid ass club where I gotta fucking do fundraisers.

And

I wasn't telling me any fucking secrets.

We got an email from a guy who is actually a Freemason, and

yeah, he was like, Walt's gonna need to understand that

it's not just like used to lord over your friends.

I've been out for a while.

I was going to say, I forgot to ask, last week, I didn't think I saw it.

How did he take it?

He must look like a real dickha.

Now they're like, hey, so how's your

young protege doing?

How's Lightning Boy?

I don't care because he, and I told him, and he goes, why, why?

And I was just like, I told him.

I was like, look, man.

I got an inside man at the real fucking place where you worship stuff at.

and he told me that you know you guys are sham shim sham guys and you're um

and then

it's putting he said that

you put you're putting me at risk you're putting my you know and like you're putting my soul at risk i go and we go you didn't make you failed to mention all that shit you're telling me all about secrets and fucking sex and um

right like maybe a couple new moves what's that thing i do like it like the you know about aprons that are like you know golden fleece and all these all this cool shit.

But you never mentioned, though, that it also comes at a price that a fucking pretty hefty price.

One of the ultimate, maybe the ultimate price.

Maybe?

Yeah.

Maybe.

His eternal soul.

What the fuck is steeper than that?

I don't know.

Maybe.

It's definite.

Are you sure it was an apron or just not a giant bib for him?

All right, but yeah, so yeah, so I'm our

and I never look back.

So now we'll never know and now he'll never know what happened to Seth Rich.

Well, they're not going to tell you.

Well, Julian Assange heavily implied he was the leak.

WikiLeaks has never.

Do you like WikiLeaks?

I've never been on it.

Yeah, never been on it.

What about you, Benham?

Are you a fan of

divulging this sensitive information?

Not because wasn't Wikileaks related to what happened in the UK recently with all those hospitals getting shut down?

I don't know.

Was it?

I know that the.

It was a virus, though.

Yeah, but

it was released in some set of documents about this flaw in Windows security, which enabled them to watch the market.

That's because that was the NSA's documents, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

So it ended up, it did cost people, you know, some, I'm sure it cost somebody their lives because hospitals had to shut down and divert emergency cases and the such like that.

If it did cost somebody their lives, you would have heard about it, though.

It would have been a big

do you read the news all the time?

It's the same shit every day.

I can't even look at it.

What I do, I've said this before, is when I go to get my coffee, a wah, I flip over the front page, I take a look at the stories real quick, and that's kind of about how I fill up on some of the news.

Unless it's my day off, then I usually watch the news because it's on after Judge Judy.

All right.

He gave an example, Julian Assange.

A 27-year-old works for the DNC was shot in the back, murdered just a few weeks ago for

unknown reasons.

When the interviewer pointed out that Seth Rich died in a robbery, Assange told him, no, there's no finding.

I'm suggesting suggesting that our sources take risks.

So he's kind of saying, like, yeah, it was this guy.

Do you believe it was that guy?

I don't know.

Julian.

No, do I believe he was the WikiLeaks guy?

Well, I mean, that this guy was murdered because he was the one.

Because he's the WikiLeaks.

Because he leaked it.

Because he leaked it.

And pissed off.

I mean, I wouldn't be fucking surprised, but at the same time, I'm literally just reading about this now.

Well, the Clintons have

conspiracies involved with them.

Like, people have mysteriously died.

What are we going to do?

I just got into

a minor Twitter tiff with Chelsea Clinton.

If I disappear, I want you guys to look into it.

Do you want to get it as much as research you did tonight for your career overkill story?

A cursory glance at Listverse.

Welcome to Tell MS Neep Dave.

Bryce's not here.

He might have gotten murdered by the Clintons.

He might not.

Go to TSD Cares on Reddit

to read an article about it.

You can see his snippets.

I I may not post it.

I don't even know how to post it.

Maybe again we'll post it later.

And then it just sort of fades from memory.

If I'm not interrupted, posting it by somebody asking me for an autograph or something.

Let's say he talked to emergency responders.

If he was killed by somebody new, he certainly did not tell anyone.

When the emergency responders found him, he was still alive.

He was quite talkative.

When he was rushed to the hospital, he chattered on something he had a reputation for.

Oh, chattering too much, eh?

Like spilling fucking secrets.

Suk slips.

Six ships.

Sunk his own ship.

He was known to be a joker, not an impractical joker, but a talker.

Wait a minute.

That may be right there.

Code.

I'm a joker.

I'm a toker.

I'm a midnight smoker.

But he said toker or talker?

He's like talker.

See, that may be some code in that

article right there.

You think there's a conspiracy within this conspiracy article.

He, quote unquote, got smoked at midnight.

No, he didn't.

He got smoked at 4 a.m., it said.

What's he doing out at 4 a.m.?

That's late to be walking around, right?

Like, what time do bars close up?

In New York?

I'm not sure.

No, it's in Washington.

Oh, it's in Washington?

I thought it was in New York.

You're nice, but you should not be walking around Washington, right?

No part of Washington is 4 a.m., right?

No, no, no.

I thought it was New York.

Hold on.

No, he met his end on a dark street in Washington, D.C.

Oh, okay.

The fuck, why don't you read a little bit more news?

Fucking stay at Wawa a little bit longer and fucking take a gulp of coffee

and sit down and read it.

Why can't you just give him the fucking 50 cents?

What's the fucking page?

Why don't you?

Give him the 50 cents and maybe educate yourself.

Like a dubby.

An anonymous tip claimed he was the leak.

Well, that's kind of.

Well, no, supposedly Kim.com has come forward and stated that he was the leak.

And if he's given,

if he's allowed safe passage to America and safe passage back to New Zealand, he will divulge it in court.

That he was the leak?

Yeah.

And not this guy.

Kim.com is

willing just that it's not that.

Did I ever tell you guys?

Did I ever talk about this?

You changed your name to Walt.com?

No, that I had somebody contact me, a listener of Telome Steve Dave, who had explosive

information about

people on a certain news channel

that would alter their career, could destroy their careers.

And he was coming to Telme Steve Dave for advice on whether he should release

the the photos.

Whether he should be the WikiLeak of the photos.

It does sound familiar.

And what was your advice?

I mean, I can't fucking believe this is the first time hearing of it.

Well, because I didn't want to get involved in it, first off.

This might have been a fucking job for the space monkeys.

No.

I don't want to get you involved in something so dirty.

That's dirt.

You know, like, you're going to destroy someone's career.

Oh, wait.

So it's a Tellum Steve Dave listener.

And he's like, I have photographs that could destroy

your careers.

You saw the pictures?

You saw the pictures?

I did not see the pictures.

But he said he had these pictures.

He was overseas,

and two people at a certain news channel

in college,

I guess, posed for some pictures that would come back to haunt them now, he says.

Scandalous.

And he didn't know whether he should, he's been offered, he felt he could sell, I don't know if he was offered money for them, or he felt if he were to put it out there that he had these pictures he would be offered big bucks how did he come to be in possession of them

well then with a little bit of pressing

it turned out that he they were published in a magazine and he had the magazine so i was just like so it's out there yeah so that's what i said so it's out there and he goes well yeah but no one i don't know if it's common knowledge right we can so no one's going to pay for them i said then right we can we can can't we just blow it up a little bit more Like, can't we?

Yeah, I absolutely would have been like, hey, guys.

We're closed.

It's like little kids.

Yeah, I would have absolutely been like, nah.

Why would you do that?

Yeah, why would I, yeah?

And it wasn't because I, it was for no other reasons.

Like, why would I want to be involved with

something

so

just

gross?

Like, you know,

I wouldn't want to.

What's the dollar amount that he's like,

I'll split it with you?

I don't even want

to do it.

Yeah.

I wouldn't want to be associated with such sleaze.

Let me tell you something.

I'm giving you your blazer back.

You lost it.

It's a little kid who just keeps up opening the door and looking in.

You lost it

when you wouldn't

interview Nazi dad, but now that I see you have this much integrity.

Yeah,

I may be the only

reporter with integrity left in this world.

Who does not

swayed by any political side?

I'm not right.

I'm not left.

I'm not even in the center.

Where are you?

I mean, you got to be so.

I'm so over, man.

I'm a fucking amoeba.

You're bobbing and weaving?

Yeah, going on this thing, I'm over here.

On this thing, I'm in the middle.

On this side, I'm over to the left side.

You're zigging and zagging.

Yeah, you don't know where I'm at.

I'm bobbing and Weaver.

I'm sugar ready.

All right.

Like a button.

That's Ali.

That's out.

But yeah, but like everybody seems to be reporting.

There is no reporting that is not slanted to one side or the other.

No.

I don't think it exists.

No, I mean, major websites.

Like CNN, you can't read CNN.

No, it's

over the board to one side out to with agendas.

And then Foxes on the other side, too.

Yeah.

So you just, and they've both come to the oh not both but all have come to the realization

you cater to your audience and you'll and you can and you'll and you'll make a profit right

you're gonna make catering to your into your audience means hiring people who who

are going to tow the company line and i get it you know you people and most people do want to just hear when they go home if they do want to watch the news and you know i don't know who who would but if they do want to watch the news they at least want to be get an affirmation on

their

leanings and the way they think.

And that's why

they'll turn on one channel

as opposed to

watching another.

They want to hear that

their views validate it.

They just want to hear their own opinion repeated back to them.

So they'll be like, yeah, I'm right.

I am right.

Yeah.

And I get it.

But that was my lot.

If I was a reporter, you know, you you gotta you gotta there is no in the middle, I don't think, anymore.

Right.

So you gotta choose one side or the other if you want a paycheck.

So that's what I'm saying.

Unless you're willing to tell them to you.

I didn't even tell you because I was afraid that you would demand to talk about it, and I didn't want to talk about it.

Which you just did.

Well,

in this

you would want to, I would think if we were going to talk about it in depth.

Oh, like when the mics go dark, you're going to give me some names?

Did he give names as to who they they are?

Yeah, I would never reveal those names.

I won't even reveal them to you, Brian.

Really?

Nope.

I'm giving you Quinn's blazer.

It says that this guy,

an anonymous tip came into Fox News from someone who claimed to be a federal investigator saying Seth Rich was the leak, and he had proof.

He told them, I've seen and read the emails between Seth Rich and WikiLeaks.

Can I just ask a question for get him to look up while you're looking?

Isn't Mark Rich involved with the Clintons, too?

What about Richie Rich?

Look up Mark Rich Clintons while Brian's talking.

Seth sent 44,000 emails and almost 18,000 attachments to Gavin McFaden, who is a strong supporter of WikiLeaks and tightly connected to Assange, but he died of lung cancer in October 2016.

For another mysterious death, and cancer.

You wouldn't guess that, would you?

We didn't hear him talk.

He bases all his guesses, all his

leaks.

It was Seth Rich, for sure.

Mark Rice.

Rich.

Rich.

Private investigator Rod Wheeler claims the police investigation was shut down.

That doesn't sound like a real name, does it?

Like an introducing Rod Wheeler.

We know a Rod, though.

The football coach?

We know somebody named Rod, so it's not a fake name.

Well, his real name is Mike.

It's not a Rod.

He said, we know a Rod.

I said,

what's Mark Rich?

Mark Rich Clinton's.

Okay.

What happened with that?

Clinton came up with questions FBI released of Mark Rich pardon files.

Oh, yeah, he pardoned Mark Rich.

Now, is this Rich?

What did Mark Rich do?

He was a hedge funds manager, commodities trader.

He indicted in the United States on federal charges of tax evasion.

For making controversial oil deals.

Because his wife gave a whole bunch of money to his

either his

election or his or his

Clinton's election?

When he was

Clinton was out going out, he pardoned Mark Rich.

Now, is this Rich that died right now?

Is he related to that Rich in any way, shape, or form?

I don't think so.

I mean, so far as hell.

Has anybody even asked that question?

They got that same last name.

Has anybody even asked that question but me?

Has anybody in the fucking press asked that question yet?

I don't think so.

Why am I not on Face the Nation?

Why am I not on Meet the Press?

Why am I fucking stuck on this shitty podcast?

Heart shark fall nut with this fucking meat.

Remember when this happened 40 fucking years ago?

I'm putting the fucking dots together.

Yeah, you are.

I'm connecting them.

This is related to Kalugi.

Kalugi.

I am not seeing anything on Seth Rich or Mark Rich.

They are relations?

They're not cousins.

I don't know.

Bullshit.

It's fucking, it's there.

It's deep.

And if you dig a little, we'll find out the real answer.

Here's his parents.

They deny he was the leak.

That's some sweater, huh?

Okay, because they don't want to, they don't want to fucking they want to, they don't want to die, too.

Right, they'll be next.

They're like, look, he fucked up.

How do they know he's not the leak, though?

They don't.

Like, if Pam and Edgar were like, he's not the leak, like, you'd be like, it was probably the leak.

Sure, he wasn't, Pam.

All right, so you got any more now?

I mean, I love it.

I love it that you changed your game.

You went with something different.

You know, you keep everybody guessing.

You changed the topic, and you know, it wasn't your go-to

as

when you tend to go your overkill subjects.

It's usually morbid and

horrible.

I mean, not that this isn't horrible.

You know, somebody died, but murdered.

Murdered.

You're saying you wouldn't put it past the Clintons to have this guy taken care of for leaking shit.

Well,

you got Vince Foster?

He supposedly committed suicide.

There's a...

With an assembled gun with all the serial numbers filed off.

movie.

There's a movie to be made out there, right?

No, I don't think Hollywood would touch a Clinton movie.

A critical Clinton movie?

No?

No, what was that?

Well, there was one that was supposed to be about Bill Clinton.

Yeah.

Slick Willie.

Yeah, I forget what he called it.

That's called Slick Willie.

That was a porno.

You were jerking off him

while caressing on mannequin.

My Monica.

Is that a train on your dress?

All right, who wants?

You done then?

I mean, you want to move on or you got more?

Is there more?

You know what I'm glad sometimes I'm super apathetic about shit?

Because if I cared about the Clintons and all the shit that went on with them, it would be like the JFK assassination.

You'd never be able to stop thinking about it.

And like you say, connecting things.

Oh, you'd have all the pages with the yarn.

Yeah, all over the place.

No, not me.

Yeah, I was going to say, I don't see it.

At any point in your life, I've never seen you care enough about anything that you'd have fucking pushbins and yarn.

Best case scenario, I do it for like six hours.

What's that?

A bird flies by the window, huh?

Yeah.

What's that bird, Greg?

I think it was a goose.

Oh,

I got to go investigate this.

Put your blades on.

Was that a goose or a giant duck?

I think the penguins aren't supposed to fly, right?

Oh, that's what they want us to take.

Yeah, that's what the Clintons have told us.

Back on the Clintons

Yeah, so that's it.

Seth Rich.

Will we find out?

Well, let's at least tell the listeners your opinion.

Is there something there,

or is there nothing there, in your opinion, as an overkill

host?

A long-time overkill host.

I think it bears looking into.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

That's always the case.

If it stinks, follow your nose.

Well,

do you think the U.S.

will meet Kim.com's demands?

He wants to be flown in and out without any prosecution?

Yes.

He wants safe passage to America and back to New Zealand, and he will divulge in open court what he knows.

Why can't he do it in a New Zealand court?

Because I guess in America, you know,

you have to be able to cross-examine the

I don't think so.

I think they're probably not taking him seriously because he's, you know,

he's chem.com.

He's a rich guy, though, right?

I'm not sure if he's rich or not.

He was rather.

I thought he was rich.

Did they take all his money?

I thought they might have took all his bitcoins and shit.

Yeah, they might have.

Because I know, yeah, they braided his mansion and everything.

Are you hiring?

Do you know where to post your job to find the best candidates?

Where, Ry, where?

Zip Recruiter.

Zip Recruiter, you say?

Yes.

If you had a business, get him.

If I had a business.

Like, if I was.

I gave him an opportunity.

I had startup money

at hand for him.

I had people willing,

I had people willing to invest in the company.

And I got an email from a listener who was

one of the reasons why they don't like you is because

just one.

One of the reasons they don't like you is because

you have been given the gifts

and you don't accept the gifts and you don't appreciate

the gifts offered, and you turn your nose up to them.

And one of them was the bookbinding business.

The bookbinding business.

Where you could be right now be the head of a company trying to find someone to do the shitwork.

And you could go to ZipRecruiter and find that fucking business.

You could go ZipRecruiter.

I could go to ZipRecruiter and put it.

But couldn't anybody then go to ZipRecruiter and put in what they're looking for and have

thousands of applications?

But you have to be, but you have to be, you have to be a mover and a shaker.

You have to be in a position to hire somebody.

Do you think that's ever going to happen with your current fucking

go-getter matitude?

Yeah.

Probably not.

Zip recruiter might not be.

The ambition.

I mean, where's the needle at on the ambition right now?

Right now,

on a scale of one to what?

10.

6.

Get the fuck out of here.

If it were 6, you'd be in a bookbinding business.

You really think you've got a six-level ambition?

You won't even look up at people for fear of missing a bite of your lunch.

That's not ambitious.

If we weren't tied together through time, I would be fucking looking on fucking ZipRecruiter right coming to fucking get rid of your ass.

Get somebody competent in.

Really?

I mean, let's think about it.

If you hadn't met Giddam in 10 lives ago,

You wouldn't depend on him finding you.

You find them.

80% of jobs posted on ZipRecruiter get a qualified candidate in just 24 hours.

It wouldn't have taken you fucking 10 lifetimes to get to this point.

Oh my God, yeah.

No juggling emails or calls to your office.

Simply screen rate and manage candidates.

They went out to answer your own place.

Or you had your own emails.

And the nine previous lifetimes, am I this

disappointed?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It never is.

It never, where he's.

It's a constant throughout the galaxy, throughout time, throughout it all.

He's, yes,

I am that broken necklace you pulled the draw it on.

Like one day you were fixing out of your jeweler's loop.

You were checking something out, fixing a piece of jewelry.

You looked out, you saw this asshole cleaning up horse shit like in the street because there's no cars.

Yeah.

And you're like, oh, maybe, maybe this guy has something.

I saw people shitting on him, like, not literally, but like, you know, being treated shabbily.

They used to throw the waist right out of the.

Yeah, you probably got yeah probably threw it right on top of you yeah you're wearing it for a hat and he felt bad for you took pity on you he's like hey come on in here and then he talked to you maybe about starting a little side business man like hey you know you're working for this guy cleaning up horseshit how about you're the dude with the cart

and there's some other jerk off we got from zip recruiter and he's getting shit thrown on him and you're like nah

i'm happy wearing my shit hat

but i'm not kidding around there's there's a hard there's a long time listener who sent me an at-length email about why that you don't, you're not willing to take that opportunity angered him.

And you don't know, and you don't know, opportunities like that don't come around

every day in

people's lives.

And good ideas that you don't take advantage of, you may come a day when you're like, man, I can't believe I didn't take advantage of that opportunity.

When I had Ming, I had Mike, Q were on board to invest in you.

In you.

I'm sorry, why wasn't I not invited into this business venture?

I said people with capital.

You're like, this guy from Surf Taco, I forget his name.

Wouldn't you have invested?

I needed

six figures.

Bookbinding.

Six figures?

Get the fuck out of here.

I mean, if there's a decimal point, two decimal points in there,

maybe.

There's no fucking way those guys are all willing to

six figures in this file.

Well, they're willing to, are they, capable?

No, but they're willing.

I really wanted $25K each from everybody.

Why do you need?

Wait a sec.

We got to buy the machines.

So wait, so there's you,

Q, and these other two.

So we got $100,000.

Yeah, we need more than that.

Okay.

You definitely need a quarter of a million.

Well, why do you need to buy the machines?

Can't you lease them?

They don't lease these machines.

These book buying machines are like they're hard to come by.

They don't make them anymore.

You've got to go.

And plus, you need like three years worth.

You need to be in the red for three years.

Got to expect that.

And could anyone wonder why I'm not a little worried about getting put on

the crux of a $250,000 investment?

Yeah, that's fucking crazy that you guys are like, hey, we know who we'll put in charge.

Well, you know what?

Maybe, you know what?

Maybe it's like the producers.

In the words of Eminem, I'm looking at this right now.

You only get one shot.

Do not miss your chance to blow.

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

Yo.

All right.

Do you think that was

vomiting on my sweater?

Do you think that was mom's spaghetti?

Is there a chance, Bri, that that was his

shot?

That was his only shot?

Can you imagine at that at his age?

That was and that was the shot?

That was the best shot.

Take a shot?

An opportunity where

two of the people have that much money to invest, probably.

The other two would be like, wait, what are you talking about?

We're going to pay rent on the video.

We got the money.

You think Ming has a hundred grand to invest in a fucking bookbinding business?

Well, they could take a loan out.

Just mortgage your houses, guys.

Your wives don't have to know.

I didn't know, though.

I said.

A picture of them with the bag with ties on.

Yeah.

This thing that this guy had been doing for years and was like, this is not worth it.

We want to get into that business.

So 50 G's per.

50 G's a person.

Okay.

50 G's stuff.

To get into bookbinding.

Right.

In the digital age.

Right.

Right.

Because it's people.

You're the only game in town.

You're the only game in town.

There's only a handful in the country that do it.

And we have a platform that we could sing it to the out in the digital ocean of mike and ming's i sell comics mike and ming show tell him steve dave um

comic book men we could have we could have promoted that and we could have been the premier bookbinding company in the world i mean nobody has more btk could have been advertised on podcasts just like casper

it could be bind to keep that was that was mike's idea

he wants to call yeah he thought btk would be a a clone.

It's like, Mike, we just want your money.

Not your ideas.

You know what the term silent partner means?

Please.

We wrote silent partner on your contract for a reason.

Just for that comment, you got to give us an extra 10 shillings.

You tell everybody else.

It's 50.

He's 60.

When will it come to that horrific realization when you're lying at bed one night and you're just like, oh my god, that was my shot?

That was my shot.

To be financially,

like, what's it called?

When you don't have any, you're not relying.

Reliant.

Financially reliant.

You would have owned a stake in something for once.

That is the American dream, right?

Yeah.

Do you know how many contacts we got?

Do you know?

Do you know how many, like, people, how many people would have heard about this?

The only thing they asked of you was to fucking learn an antiquated fucking skill.

That only a few people in this country do.

Yeah.

As a profession, with skill and experience.

And then dive in headfirst.

Making no money for three straight years.

I mean, it's not that crazy what they're asking you.

When you're sitting with a business.

And I'd hope by year four that bookbinding is, that these contacts that these guys have are still like...

I'm sorry, wait, who?

When I said they're eating rice and beans in in year two.

Oh, like you're not eating rice and beans now.

I thought you were crying over a can of lost beans.

Year one or year 20.

But by that point, you're right.

It's exactly the same.

But by that point, Don, my livelihood is based on the success of ISIL Comics.

Oh, boy.

Yeah.

There's a lot of...

How long have they been potting?

They got to be approaching anniversary status at this point.

I'm pretty sure they're almost, they're up near 300, right?

They got to be.

I've seen crazy people yelling at the wind for seven years it doesn't mean anyone's listening people are listening i still comment you can't take that away from them they were uh they were on huffington post they're they're all over the place yeah they like and all kidding aside though

i wish that like you had the enthusiasm to do it because um

i think it could have been successful i don't know if it would make us millionaires no but it would have made us uh thousandaires possibly but like we wouldn't have but we would have turned a profit though eventually issue 263 so they're getting up there they're getting to close in on 300 and when you get married again.

Actually, it is almost a year.

Yeah, for real this time, though, maybe, right?

Oh.

Mike can do the service.

He's an ordained minister.

Make an honest woman.

Well, let me say, it's been almost a year since my marriage.

But a real marriage.

Yeah, we're talking the real deal, man.

And I saw comics.

What's more special, yeah,

than on a podcast that Huffington posts called

Sort of Listenable.

I think they could do it.

Without having listened to it in the first place, I bet.

Maybe they could do like a Ming and Debbie recommitment ceremony?

Possibly.

They could do that.

Oh, you know what?

That would be a good idea.

Renew their vows.

Both of them renew their vows on their podcast.

That'd be interesting.

Yeah, I would go to that.

Why not?

Would you go to it?

Well, they're going to have it at stash, right?

And it's during store hours.

Yeah, I mean, you can't be put out.

So it's your Saturday off Mike's working and trying to take his vows at the same time.

Hold on, honey.

I got to ring up a fantastic portrait.

I'm going to take a Texas

Lawrence Dante shirt and two tray paperbacks.

Well, the call to action,

very quickly.

ZipRecruiter has been used by businesses of all sizes.

We're talking Fortune 100 companies on down to your fucking obscure bookbinding companies.

How long would it take?

Is there a world where

Bind to Keep could make the Fortune 500?

And I'm not mentioning that, though.

In fucking the 19th century, baby.

That's the world.

Only if we get bought out by Time Water.

So there's no chance in hell that we're that successful to make a Fortune 500?

You're talking beyond niche at this point, right?

You're talking about guys like you who are like, I've got all these shitty comics.

I just have the passion.

I don't have the business mind, though.

Right.

You need...

Well, none none of you do.

Wake and then got kicked out of their podcast studio.

Because you're paying rent to the wrong.

You guys the fucking grunt.

You're paying rent to the guy who didn't even own the building.

Yeah.

That's not a head for business.

You're like, so who's on your board?

Well, well, Hugh.

Hugh's got a good head for business.

He does.

He's the business guy.

He's the guy that makes the hard decisions.

Right.

Like who to pay the rent to.

Yo, you got some ideas.

If I know one thing, it's who to write the check to.

Oh, he's so smart.

How's he doing?

You see, Mike.

But all seriousness, what would it, I mean, I don't know.

Fortune 100, that's like upper echelon?

Is there a well, Fortune?

There's a Fortune 100.

That's a top 100 company.

Fortune the least?

What's the least?

Fortune will register or Fortune will recognize the least amount of, like the most amount of businesses.

We'll just complain we were 501 and kept off the list.

I mean, I think it might be Fortune.

1000.

Well, let's see.

There's Fortune.

I thought it was Fortune 500, but

I mean, the chances of you guys getting on that are...

Pretty slim.

Pretty slim.

That's not to say it couldn't be done.

Because here's what you do.

We buy out all the other ones.

We buy out everybody else.

And we're the only fucking game in town.

That's why I need 100K from everybody.

Let me tell you something.

You're already the only game in town.

No, we're not.

You're probably the only game in

this town, yes.

I want to buy out everybody on the internet.

When you type it up and you go to another person's website, we really own the company.

But

we don't trumpet that to everybody, though.

We allow everybody to think.

You all want to be as silent as Mike.

As silent as Mike should be, is how silent you guys are.

Yeah, but like everybody, but if you're getting a book bound,

you bet your ass that money's going to be.

It's BTK, right?

It's BTK getting that money.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, I'm seeing businesses like Google listed as 117 on the Fortune 500.

We'll take over Google, and then anytime anyone Googles a comic book, it comes to us.

But that's what you do.

You have to diversify, right?

Like first you're you're bookbinding, but then, like, like, like how like Rockefeller used to do it, right?

Like, you buy, you, you have your bookbinding company, but then you buy something that, you know, the bookbinding company needs.

Like, you buy, like, what do they need?

Like, those covers or whatever?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You buy a paper company, then you sell that.

You buy a paper mill, and then you sell that paper mill, that you sell that paper to yourself.

You're making money on both ways.

Real low price.

Then you buy a railroad and you fucking cart that fucking paper to your fucking bookbinding business i won't even wait now you got your railroad you're you don't want to be part of the railroad well what's men gonna do that

okay just so you know coach is 489 on the fortune 500

we'll bury coach

in their own overpriced bag and we're not talking a stagecoach from your previous lifetime

all right i mean i like i like to you know shoot big but i guarantee you You got a dream big.

I guarantee you.

We would have turned a profit at a certain point, though.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, hold on.

Let me give the fucking

end of this.

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All right.

What do you got, Giddam?

Now,

I told you Monday, right?

We knew Monday.

We knew Monday that Q was

potting with another.

Well, I did not know that fact.

Well, I didn't know either until just now, but we knew Q wasn't available this week.

Q's on the West Coast.

So I asked you,

can you come in?

Can you stay late after work?

And we're going to do an overkill.

So you need to bring a mystery subject.

And as late as 5 o'clock, I saw you chiding him for not coming out of it.

So,

this also probably is on the fly.

Yes and no.

Yes and no.

Yes, that I've read up on this subject, but I did come up with it on the fly to use it.

It's also based on Wikileaks.

But on the fly, so wait a minute.

So, how could it be?

Yes and no.

It had been on my radar, but I hadn't paid a lot of attention to it.

Until now?

Until now.

Until I was like, oh, shit, I'll just talk about that.

But it's also related to WikiLeaks.

Another WikiLeaks, what?

Yes, it came out through WikiLeaks.

All right.

The fact that we may have invaded Iraq because they were in possession of a Stargate.

Oh, I like this.

And it's.

Do you know what a Stargate is, Brian?

I know it's a TV show.

And

it was a movie first.

Oh, it was a movie first?

Did we see it?

MacGyver.

MacGyver was the star of it.

Okay, yeah.

No, it was the star of the television show, the star of the TV, the movie was, what's his name from Guardians of the Galaxy?

Val Kilmer?

No.

Guardians of the Galaxy, too.

David Russelloff?

Kurt Russell.

Kurt Russell.

Kurt Russell.

Sorry.

Yes.

What did you say, David Husseloff?

Well, he was in Guardians of the Galaxy.

All right, so Stargate.

It was boring as fuck, right?

The movie?

It was bad.

I'm surprised it made it and made it into a TV show because it was boring.

Because I thought it was going to be cool.

Stargate was boring or Guardian of the Galaxy was boring?

No, Stargate was boring.

Stargate had a lot of potential.

Stargate

is a doorway

from time travel, correct?

No, not time travel, to

different gates in other places in the universe and the galaxy.

And in order to figure out the point, you need to dial in seven chevrons.

So that corresponds to a 3D location throughout a universe, to an exact point.

This was on your radar.

Yeah.

Obviously.

You don't speak with this kind of jargon.

Well, I do like the show because it has Richard D.

Anderson, who's MacGyver.

Okay.

So Iraq

had a Stargate, and Bush wanted it.

Yes.

And that's why we invaded.

And it also explains why, when people say it was a boring movie and such, that they made the movie to cover it up so that if anyone came forward with these facts, and they even did an episode of Stargate about that, that it was a cover-up for the Air Force to cover up the actual program.

Well, you're getting too deep.

No, it's

this.

Wait a minute.

So Stargate, the TV show, made an episode about the movie sucking?

No, they made an episode.

They made an episode about the television television show being a cover for an for the actual stargate program on the television show oh okay but some people say that was a cover for the movie which was a cover for the real life

why did bush want the stargate

why not so we could control it as a country and never what would be the advantages why and how did i and how did

he acquire it just like it was actually i think it was just like it was in the movie it was buried there from an ancient time and no one had gone about discovering it.

And he might have discovered it, and we caught wind of it, and we decided to.

Did he ever utilize it?

Who knows?

It could be like the doors in the Walmarts, where

they go to a planet in another galaxy that has stuff that we need, and they bring it in.

Who's fostering this conspiracy?

Well, WikiLeaks.

Is it fanfiction?

No, WikiLeaks specifically mentions Stargate in relation to military programs and Task Force Force 20.

What's that?

Who was involved in the Gulf War?

What's Task Force 20?

Task Force 20 is

a government task force of soldiers that was involved in the Iraq conflict.

And in WikiLeaks, there are, which is secret documents, there are relations to Task Force 20 related to a program called Stargate.

And

did they release documents on the Stargate?

They didn't release documents on the Stargate itself, but they're saying that's the speculation that it was actually a cover.

What did they release release on WikiLeaks?

I'm not sure the exact documents.

I didn't really get, I didn't go into all the.

For fuck's sake.

I'm sorry, it wasn't on the listverse.

It wasn't on the listverse.

I'm sorry.

At least I had shit to talk about.

Halfway through, I fucking fizzle out.

I don't know.

I don't know the exact documents and what they related to.

What do you mean you don't know?

Can't you just look it up?

I can try to look it up.

Don't try.

But tell me what you know, though.

I did tell you what I why didn't Hassan Hussein use the Stargate, though, to win the war?

I don't believe he could have.

Based on what we learned in the movie, it took some technical knowledge to unlock how to activate the chevrons, and you would need advanced

stellar currents.

He was in possession of it, but he never used it.

Yeah, it was.

Yeah.

He's just like, I mean, it's kind of cool, I guess.

So we write it.

I mean,

he didn't have the scientific knowledge to.

How do you know he didn't?

I mean, we're talking about Iraq.

It wasn't known for its

think tanks.

What's that?

Is that racist?

What did you say?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Iraq wasn't known for its think tanks.

Iraq

wouldn't have been, would have enough wherewithal to run it.

I don't believe that the Iraqi government was funding scientists.

Who like just need enriched uranium to fucking have a nuclear bomb?

They seem smart.

Like, you're like, no, fucking,

some goat fucker can't fucking run a Stargate like a fucking red-blooded American.

Little racist, get him.

So.

That's the only reason because they couldn't figure out how to get the Stargate to work.

So Saddam Hussein's like, fuck it, then.

No, he was actively trying to get it to work.

And then we come steamrolling in.

Personally?

What?

Personally, Saddam Hussein or his people?

His people, his people.

The scientists.

Well, I'm sure he was going in and you know.

So

is there reason to believe that we found the Stargate and we took possession of it?

Well, that's what they believe Task Force 20

was sent in to do.

And Task Force 20.

Were they active?

What kind of history did they have?

Were they engaged in Iraq for a long period of time time or were they in and out?

He's like, I can't read that fast.

I don't think some dumb Iraqi could ever work a star gate.

They're not smart like us Americans.

WikiLeaks.

Yeah, I got to take a WikiLeaks.

Gidem, do you think you have what it takes to be on a task force?

Or maybe not now, definitely not now, but when you were younger, like a 20-year-old get him.

A task force to do what?

I don't know, to go in and fucking get the stargaper or whatever.

No.

No?

I don't think he had.

I don't think he had to have a certain

mindset that he doesn't have it.

He's too distracted.

Oh, my God.

No,

he doesn't take orders well.

He doesn't.

So he's going to have to be the sergeant or something then.

What?

If he doesn't, does he give orders Will?

No.

So he neither gives nor takes orders.

Unless he's ordering lunch.

Apparently, it's very crazy what I do with that.

I don't see him being any way, in any way, shape, or form, being any asset to any military installation.

Really?

Not even like in a latrine.

Like, you want to put him in charge of peeling potatoes for fear

that he would like most of the potatoes would be gone.

He just.

what am i going to

be in charge either

come on eat the shit out of them potatoes you need you need to have that like you you got to have that moxie you got to have that like

like a task force like that's seal shit right literally task force they're called task force 20.

and it's not and it's not like i'm not saying it's not even the like i'm sure in his 20s he was probably hopefully he wasn't he had a his physique was a 20 year old physique was it

was it no no

You were thin, though, in some pictures.

Yeah, that was like 2001.

No, that was like 2011.

How old were you in 2001?

Well, that was only...

Really?

That was only fucking five or six years ago.

Yeah.

So you're saying your physique was better five years ago than it was when you were 20?

Yeah.

Okay.

But I think it's a mindset.

Like, I'll run through a brick wall.

And like,

no.

He doesn't get it.

No, no.

Not many, not a lot of people do.

That's why a lot of people can be seal.

And that's not a slam.

That's just like, I couldn't do it.

Nobody I know could be a seal.

Nobody, huh?

Maybe Troy.

Yeah, I'll bet you Troy Hudson.

By the way, happy birthday, Troy.

I don't know.

Is Tay's birthday?

Yes.

Huh?

Happy birthday.

How did I know that?

I didn't know it.

You know why?

Because guys aren't like, hey, did you know it's my birthday?

Well, this is nice.

He gave me a happy birthday a shout-out on his birthday.

Yeah.

Get him reminded me.

I'll listen to it five days later.

And plus, how good does that feel?

I told him he could have been a seal.

And I was like, probably not.

Out of everybody we know, if he's not the fucking guy that could be the seal, who else?

Out of anyone we know?

Yeah.

Yeah, probably Troy would be the only guy.

I mean, I'm trying to think, Frank Five?

No, no way.

He's too weird.

He sits behind a desk.

I mean, he's in Frank 3?

Frank 3?

Yeah.

He doesn't have any hair, so he's smooth like a seal.

Frank 3?

Not a chance.

Not a chance.

Does he have the

fire department cue?

Physically, yes, mentally, so unbalanced, though, at that stage.

Too touch and go, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I mean, it was like, like you said, it was.

Like, he made me look normal at times.

Yeah, he was in a bad way mentally.

You've got to be, like I said, you got to run through a wall.

Mike or Ming

Mike or Ming.

Well, there's

sees or comfort girls to seals.

Ming would run.

Ming would run through the wall, but his stature would be like, it would be like he'd be the mat.

He'd be like Bucky Barnes to a real seal.

He'd be like the little

kid.

But you always need the small guy to go through that vent, through that hole.

He'd be like the little, the rat.

Or like

the same man in the mind.

Ming's the fucking

rat.

Ming is the greaser.

They send him into

the stargates in one of those

underground tunnel.

Yeah, they got to go through the old air duct.

And they're like, there might be an IED down there.

Send in our little Mink.

Send in our little yellow canary.

You know, it goes off.

You know,

it's at least not a seal died.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's.

It's a loss, but it's not a real loss.

It's a loss, but it's a forgettable loss.

Easily forgettable.

Yeah, I think.

Does Debbie Chad get the flag?

Nah.

I don't even know if she notices.

I believe he does.

And I don't mean this in a bad way, but I believe he has

the proper mindset to be

convinced I need to run through a wall for you or somebody else.

And I don't mean in a bad way, but there is a certain, like,

you are almost

hypnotized into thinking you are indestructible.

And I think that's what, I think Ming could do, could be hypnotized.

So he opens up that locket, sees that picture of Mike, and then just runs for that wall and takes down the enemy.

Yeah, I mean, I've seen that look on his face in any number of Instagram photos with like

a girl who sold him like a taco or some guy who fucked and was like, oh, you're Ming, here, have this coffee.

And then he's like, they're the fucking best people ever.

Like, yeah, he's able to convince himself of certain things, I guess.

Or he's a total fucking fucking fraud.

Either one.

So, is that it?

Is there nothing left about this story?

I'm not even sure what his story was now.

Like, now that you bring it up, I'm not even sure what it was.

Do you, okay, so now you're sitting at the table now?

You have been given

overkill host

status to weigh in on this as whether you believe there's something here.

Is there a smell that you think

you would follow on this?

Or do you think that's a good thing?

I mean, there were so many artifacts and such that were found underneath, or you know, found in that area of the world that it very well could be.

And there's supposedly biblical texts or ancient texts that refer to something like a Stargate being in the Sumerian area.

It's like he's a kid who didn't read the book and he's about to give an oral report in front of the class and he's just looking at the cover, trying to surmise what it might be about.

But

there's been artifacts under their religious texts.

Religious and such.

Texts and such.

Yeah.

Whatnot.

And if they're like, well, what do you mean?

Underwear?

The Stargate asshole.

What is a mountain?

What do you think of Target?

The cotton gin.

Basically, yeah, this is the cotton gin all over again.

We've been talking a lot about your moves, Walt.

Yeah.

And I know you make these moves on a Casper.

Yeah, I do.

A sleep brand that created one perfect mattress.

Isn't that perfect mattress, would you say?

400.

Yeah.

Hey, it doesn't matter.

Casper doesn't judge.

It's an award-winning sleep service.

It was developed in-house as a sleep design.

Now, do you find, do you have a Casper?

No, I do not.

No.

I wish I did, but.

Do you find that getting busy on a Casper is easier because of the, because you said no springs.

It bounces back.

It

has a full memory.

Silent.

It remembers.

Yeah, it tells no fucking secrets, man.

There's no WikiLeaks going on in there.

How did they do that?

Is that what you said when the box came, or were you like, cool, a free mattress?

I've heard Target is making the biggest.

Target is taking Casper.

They're buying Casper for a billion.

Somebody else bought fucking Dollar Shave Club for a billion.

What the fuck?

Why are we not seeing it?

Even if we just saw a couple G's each for helping get the word.

That's team effort.

Yeah, like we have helped spread the word

about

product.

Well, maybe in the future the contracts need

a stock or something.

Yeah, like options, right?

Yeah.

We get one share.

It's crazy.

You know what?

Fuck that.

Fuck Casper and fuck fucking Dollar Shave Club.

We need to invent something that Time magazine is like, yo, that's award-winning, right?

In-house team of engineers spent, oh boy, forget it, thousands of hours developing the Casper supportive memory foam for sleep surface.

It's got just the right sync and just the right bounce.

I wonder if this will mean an put an.

I mean, they are not going to need a podcast.

Target?

No, it's Casper.

If they made their inroads into being carried at Targets across the country,

is there a need to do a commercial on a podcast?

Was there ever a need, to be honest with you?

Enjoy this.

It may be the last Casper ad.

Yeah, this may be the last night.

All good things come to an end, and this may be the last Casper ad.

They may be ready to move on.

It wouldn't need to be delivered to your house.

You could go pick it up and then drop it right back off

if you weren't satisfied.

Because they do offer a hundred-night challenge, right?

I don't know about that.

Yeah, I'm sure

everything's over.

Well, here it is.

Here's the newest, latest.

Target looked at buying the mattress startup Casper for a billion, but it will invest instead.

Yeah, they're going to

court young shoppers with new brands.

Oh, they give a fuck about us then.

Who?

Me and you, and even get them.

We're not young shoppers.

Yeah, but they had no idea.

But over the internet, though, no one knows how old you are.

They just hear a voice.

What are you on a webcam ordering a mattress?

Why would they hear your voice?

No, no.

They thought that they were getting a hip podcast.

Oh, okay.

Oh, so they heard our voices and they're like, wow, these guys really fucking, they know what they're talking about.

WikiLeaks and fucking.

Then you guys fucking bring up bullshit like card sharks.

You're like, wait a second.

So let me see.

What were we talking about?

Casper

offers free delivery and free returns with a night home trial if you don't love it they'll pick it up and refund you everything think target keeps that up

that's a tough one that's a good fucking return policy like 98 days you're may have 90 days as it is so you know there may only be 10 days less

you're gonna get it's not gonna matter i don't know i wonder how many people have ever returned one it's too superior i talked to someone who was like they need a new mattress and i and i i was like you should get a casper and they're like well i could i could return it after 100 days and i said you're not going to, though.

Like, why would you?

$50 towards any mattress purchase at casper.com slash T-E-S-D.

Use promo code T-E-S-D.

Get it before they start selling it in Target.

The whole thing about Casper, though, is that

they sell it online, cutting out the middleman, and now they're in bed with the middleman.

No fucking pun intended.

Right?

Well, no, if they offer it for the same exact price in store.

How does Target make any money then?

Now they got to split it with Casper?

Yeah, well, I mean, you're talking about getting your product

in so many more people are going to be exposed to it now than it's, you know,

even more than Target.

If Casper's making 30% on it, they're happy with that.

And if Target makes 10% on it, Target would be happy with that.

Because they're such a big corporation.

If you're like a loss leader, why aren't you a hedge fund manager?

Did you know that

Casper was also

had ISL Comics pimping for them too.

For a while, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, Ming stole the mattress and sold it on Mike.

Yeah,

I think the days of doing Casper ads for both of us, ISL Comics and TSD, are over.

Does ISOL Comics still do Casper?

I don't know, they may, but were Mike and Ming getting a mattress and then returning it every 100 days because they wore it out.

No more returns.

Is that too much?

Yeah, $15 towards any mattress purchase.

U.S., Canada, and now the U.K.

Oi!

Please use your personal experience with your Casper mattress.

Nope.

It's too private.

Too private.

All right, Walt.

You must have a good one.

Can you blow away?

Whatever the fuck it is, Giddam said about Stargate.

I think mine,

I've always been interested in this because

I've experienced this this phenomenon

and I asked Giddem if he experienced the phenomenon today and he informed me that

he is in a constant state

of this phenomenon of this phenomenon okay I want to use that word as much as possible make it sound like it's

it's worthy of being an overkill subject because some people listening tonight may be like they're like yeah phenomena whatever I've heard it before but if

if if Gidam is in a constant state of this phenomenon,

I'm dying to find out what it is.

And you may have experienced, too.

I mean, I don't know if there's anybody in the world that hasn't experienced it on some levels, but not on, I don't think not like me and Gidham have experienced it.

Right.

I mean, that goes without saying that you guys are, you know, on a next level.

No matter what it is.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter what it is.

They had numbers in the article.

I can't find it.

Are you still trying to find shit about Stargate?

Nobody cares anymore.

What I'm talking about is something that everyone's heard of, everyone's experienced, but not like...

A third of the population they say has never experienced it.

Oh, what?

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's what I need to know.

Possibly.

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Do you think Joe would like a beef teriyaki stir-fry with sugar snap peas and lime rice?

Yes, because she likes green vegetables, whereas I don't.

All right.

You mostly eat hay, right?

There's stuff underneath it.

Baked spinach and egg flatbread with sautéed asparagus.

You have to really have sort of a refined palate for blue apron.

I'm looking at this.

I'm like, I wouldn't eat any of this shit.

Crispy salmon.

That's why you're in a state that you're in, though.

What, a state of fatitude?

No, a state of like where you're shaming it.

I guess.

You've kind of

grown into that rut of like you're just going to eat the same thing.

Set my ways, yeah.

Yeah, if I don't know what it is,

I'm not going to eat it.

You're bashing him for being a rut.

He's just observing.

He's just observing.

He's welcoming me into the fold.

I eat three things now.

Let's see.

It's affordable.

There's a big variety.

Get them.

I've heard a lot of people say that compared to what you sometimes have to pay in the supermarkets, it actually is quite cheaper.

Because since they work with the farmers, they get a better price and they deliver it straight to you.

And then you don't have to go in and because the supermarkets have to charge a little more for their overhead.

So you can actually save money special.

People not buying papers and reading them for free.

Well like someone like up in New York, they have to pay a premium on their like their produce and such.

It's actually cheaper if you get it through Blue Apron.

Have you ever experienced a food orgasm?

Food.

You showed me a picture at 3 o'clock in the morning.

You texted me

a pizza.

Yes.

And you were like, and you were, and it sounded like you were, it was almost like you were talking to your girlfriend.

No, he sent me a text to me out of the blue at three o'clock o'clock in the morning.

A pizza?

A pizza, and he was like, It was a corn dog pizza.

He just writes yum, like

almost six ounces.

Like, you almost like expect to see him outside your window.

And Walt texts me out, goes, Are you eating that right now?

I said,

I go, How on earth could you be eating this right now at three o'clock in the morning?

He was like, This, I don't know, what was on it?

It was a corn dog pizza, corn dog pizza.

Is that why you keep him in that corral back there while he's eating?

Just in case he blasts a load on somebody?

So I thought possibly

you've had the

often talked about, not often experienced food orgasm.

I don't think I've gone to the full motions of an orgasm.

You haven't gotten to completion?

I will say I've gotten very excited

about a food.

Have you ever seen anything edible that

gave you a boner?

Well, I don't mean, I mean like you're like your

anus sweat it.

Your anus?

Yeah.

Because it's like you got a little bit of moisture.

So the corn dog.

His anus started.

That's what happens.

You have a physical, your body reacts.

Not just your groin is going to react during the food orgasm, but your asshole starts puckering.

Not a sexual one.

I just don't do it with sex.

Well, then why the fuck do you say an orgasm?

It's just one of those buzzwords that the advertisers like.

Blue April's like, thank God.

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But like your taste buds, water.

All sorts of areas become a little bit sweatier.

Your back, your back,

you know, your back moistens.

Like, like, as soon as

it touches your lips and you taste it, you get a little shiver down your back.

Yeah.

You had the food orgasm?

Yeah, I've had that.

And most likely, when you were having a blue apron, right?

Or was it a fucking phallic corn dog?

It was some fucking like outdated fucking pork chop at whatever fucking shithole he shops in.

He's like, I'll roll the dice.

It's fucking, it's a third off.

It could be a Tootsie roll.

Yeah.

It could be a fucking, it could be like

one of those fucking, what's those caramels?

Those like all those old craft caramels, yeah.

It doesn't matter.

Yeah, a tic-tac.

And he's just like, oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

I can eat that, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, man.

Before I put it in my mouth.

I would say I have approached near that with some of the blue aprons.

But it's a little different because you're cooking it yourself.

So

I think there's a little more.

Every once in a while, you catch a look at yourself in just an apron.

You're lying, though, if you say that you're cat.

Like, you have talked about making cheesecake like you, like

more

erotically than almost anything you've ever spoken about.

Like, how, how, like, how

everyone loves it, and how you,

like, you, like, I have

you're more passionate about that.

I have vegetarian relatives who will break for my cheesecake.

Hear that?

They'll break for your cheesecake.

Yeah,

they'll go non-vegan because Gidam's pie is so

lowering.

Cheesecake.

Well, you guys have to say that.

This is better than his corn dorks, I guess.

But you're saying vegetarian.

Vegan, you're vegan, and they're like, Your cheesecake is so good, I'm having a food orgasm.

No, I'm not sure if you can.

They'll break their oaths.

My back is sweating.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

They usually don't eat dairy, and they will go.

The only time of the year they'll do it is when you break out your pot, right?

My cheesecake, yeah.

Your hair pot.

Once a year.

Uncle get them.

Uncle get them special

old-timey hair pie.

Cheesecake fondue.

Like, so what is it?

Because there's a corn dog stuck in the middle.

Who's coming over?

It's a fucking big silver pot of natty and corndogs floating in it.

A cheesecake looks pretty good, I guess.

Bubbling to the surface

with a ladle.

You're just like starting it like an old witch.

Ladle.

I just go bobbing for the Texas chainsaw and shit.

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Do you think you could sell Blue Apron your

your cheesecake recipe of beer and corn dough?

Is your cake good enough that you could sell it to somebody in town?

Would you say it's comparable, if not better, than Buddy's?

I never had buddies, so.

Buddy, the cake boss, you mean?

Yeah.

I have had relatives tell me that, yes, it's good enough to sell.

And one of them.

Well, they're like, he's fucking retarded.

Don't hurt his feelings.

But

the one who's a vegan, he works at a food store in a bakery.

So it wasn't Chris Lodondo?

No.

Could you get Ghost Pussy to break for a

free cake?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Maybe because you don't go on Twitter because he says it every three fucking seconds.

Or how often he comes here for

Earth Treasures Pizza or whatever it is.

Is he

always been vegan or is this a new thing?

I don't know, last couple years maybe?

I don't know.

I'm not even sure.

Oh, wow.

You know what?

He walks the walk, so, you know.

Lord knows he fucking talks the talk.

But you gotta get you gotta you gotta respect him that, you know, at least, you know, it's not all talk.

I want to see, though, maybe get him.

Ooh, tempt him.

Why don't you bake one of your special your special pies?

I think there's only one person above Chris Ledondo.

If I could get them to try my cheesecake and like it, I would be through the moon.

It's like a nine-year-old girl who lives next to her.

No, it's Walt.

Oh, Walt?

Oh, yeah, Chris Ledondo versus Walt.

Who's more likely to try your fucking cheesecake pie?

Like, is Walt sedated?

No, no amount of money?

Take a one bite of cheesecake?

No.

Or anything that came out of Genem's kitchen.

I mean,

you can cut this if you want, but I mean, like, he fucking not boasted, but he revealed, which I thought was like, it was like, well, how on earth is anybody going to want to eat it?

He said, he had like the pots that you made the cheesecake with the previous year, he hadn't washed in between

baking the

so I go.

I got to wash the pots that I made the cheesecake in last year so I can make it this year.

No,

no, no.

What happened was, I

what happened was I made it.

When I make my cheesecake, I use a bath.

And you know what?

No, I'm not a bath house.

It's a warm water bath.

It's what's holding your TV, right?

We explored that earlier.

So not watching TV today.

I got to make a fucking cheesecake for the family.

It's a warm water bath.

You put a pan of hot water on the bottom of the oven, and that creates steam in the oven, and that stops the cheesecake from cracking.

And so I had one of those, and I made the cheesecake.

Now you make it in a spring-form pan.

Do you know what I'm saying?

And how to make a fucking cheesecake, son.

Well, what I did was

I opened up the spring-form pan, and I took the outer ring off, and I didn't want to leave it on my counter because then my cats would have gotten into it.

And so I put it back in the oven and closed it, and I forgot that it was in there.

So you don't use your oven that often, I guess.

No, no.

So it was in there for a year.

It was in there for

over six months.

So you never cook at home?

I usually cook on the top

plate.

Yeah.

Huh.

So I opened it up and I was like, oh, and it became a thing.

He was annoyed that he had to clean it up for the next year.

No, no, but I just thought it was just a little bit of a shit.

No, it's just like I would tell everybody that and then expect everybody to be like, let me try it.

It was a different.

No,

I threw that pan out because it was.

Also, anyone who wants to sleep on my sheets I haven't washed for a year?

It's a blue apron.

Yeah, so that's a blue apron.

So, Walt, you're talking about this phenomenon that only you and Giddam have experienced on a certain level.

These are different levels.

A third of people have not experienced.

So I might be a part of that third.

I think that you've probably experienced it.

But there are some people who experience it that it becomes dilipidating.

Dilipidating?

Dilipidating?

Did I say that right?

I don't think so, but let's power through it.

Have you, what are some of the things,

what are the more uncommon uses of the word?

Well, I do have to use the word?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, some people not only experience the regular, but they experience it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't fucking just say, just

throw out the one where you've heard it.

Deja and Tandu.

Deja and Tandu, which is.

I don't.

All right, came another one.

But the one where you, what's another one where you feel it?

Deja Veku.

What does that mean?

Lived.

So wait, so it's based on Deja Vu.

So you have Deja and Tandu, which is...

I'm sorry, what was that?

Or did you mention it?

You lived it before.

No, no, that's Deja Veku.

Deja Veku, you lived it before.

You've lived it before.

Deja.

Entandu is.

You've already heard it.

You've heard it before.

You've heard it before.

What's the other deja?

Deja Sentai,

which is you smelled it.

Or deja lu, in which you read it already.

Okay.

And deja vu.

And deja vu.

All the dejas I want to cover.

Okay.

Have you had any of the dejas?

Well, deja vu is what?

The experience.

Which was kind of the same as living it, right?

If I'm not mistaken, get him fucking looking at his

iPad.

Like, I didn't expect something that's that.

Well, have you ever experienced deja vu?

Sure.

Of course.

How often?

And how vivid?

I wouldn't say it's an everyday occurrence.

Maybe, you know.

I don't know.

Maybe once every six months, eight months.

Not often.

Not maybe a year.

But when it happens, there is a very strong feeling, almost like you know what's going to happen next sometimes.

Let's see.

Already seen the phenomena of the strong sensation that an event or experience, currently being experienced, has already been experienced in the past.

A feeling of familiarity.

Deja Vecu, the feeling of having already lived through something, is a feeling of recollection.

So I guess deja veku is like, I remember having

done this previously.

Oh, you think so?

Yeah.

Okay.

The pathological type of deja vu is usually associated with epilepsy.

Well, they're talking there.

You're talking psychological phenomena.

They think it could be mini-seizures.

But Freud supposedly had traced the feeling.

I feel about Freud's theory.

Oh, really?

Freud apparently traced the feeling to the mother's genitals.

He said, There is indeed no other place about which one can assert with such conviction that one has been there before.

Then your mother's genitals?

I think I was there once on the way out.

And it never went back.

I don't have any deja vu or deja

influence.

Possibly means other things.

He was a coke.

Deja.

That's what I got, man.

Deja pun.

I've been here before.

Yeah, Freud was a coke addict, right?

So he was always saying weird shit.

I guess I'm not.

This isn't my overkill.

Early researchers tried to establish a link between deja vu.

Look, they were trying to discredit you.

Well, mental disorders such as anxiety, disassociative identity disorder, and schizophrenia, but failed to find correlations of any diagnostic value.

Yeah, see, but just try to get their names in the papers.

The strongest pathological association is with temporal lobe epilepsy.

Now, I'm here to tell you and reveal for the first time ever

Deja.

What's the one again?

The one that I have?

Which one?

Where I've where I have another previous life.

Deja Veku.

I have Deja Veku that I've never told anybody.

Previous life.

Now, was it as exciting as this life?

Were there cats involved?

I worked in a shop.

So far, it sounds like your life.

Much like this, but it's not a comic book store.

Oh, really?

I am

selling jewelry.

You're in the middle of the day.

Behind the counter, and I have to wear a suit.

I'm in one of those heavy, heavy, like twill suits that like are like

super uncomfortable.

Now, in this and very high, fashionable socks, real fashionable, huh?

Stash socks.

Available black and white.

Now, in this jewelry store,

is Mike still your assistant?

And is he wearing a pearl necklace that Ming gave him?

No, Ming.

So, what year do you think this is?

I don't know what year it is, but we're, but I'm talking English.

I've experienced this.

I've seen it.

I felt it.

I was in the house.

Is there an accent?

Like an English accent or just.

There's no cars.

I can look out the window and I don't see any cars, but I see coaches.

But cars may be around, but they're just not.

Well, they sometimes weren't allowed in the cities because they would scare the horses.

The cars.

That's probably why I own the city.

So do you think you're in a city or you're

basically red bank?

But there's electricity, though.

Okay.

So, but there's there's no cars, though.

So, this is a dream, or this is...

No, I was alive.

I was awake when it happened.

So, you were just sitting there and...

And somebody,

I was downstairs getting something,

and then I was.

And then I remember...

The phone box fell on your head.

And then I had...

You have little pipes down there.

What's it called?

Deja what?

Deja Veku.

Deja Veku downstairs.

And I remembered being downstairs in my suit with my shoes and my high socks.

Fashionable socks, right?

And I was down in the basement looking through

old jewelry to find for somebody who wanted something that wasn't new.

It was used jewelry that we deem not that either I deem.

I don't know if I'm managing this store because I'm taking orders from a very old man.

Is he wearing a hockey jersey?

And he's fucking whacked out on whatever drug is prevalent.

When the stash fields Kevin goes into the jewelry business.

But I was downstairs doing the same thing, and I remember, and I had that, like, I remember doing this in another lifetime ago, and I remember being, and I remember, and then thinking about it and being like seeing different things.

It lasted only a few seconds, though.

That's the only time it ever happened?

It's the only time it's ever happened

while I was awake.

Did it feel to you like it lasted a few seconds?

Or did it last a few seconds and it felt longer to you?

You mean the recollection?

It felt longer than a second, but like I was remembering things and it brought back other things.

I remember pulling out the box.

It's not a cardboard box.

There's no cardboard anywhere down in the basement.

It's all in wooden boxes or woven baskets.

Woven baskets, okay.

And the jewelry is not high-end, though.

It's not like.

So you're selling trinkets and bullshit people don't need?

Are you sure it's not this?

Kevin goes into the pawn shop business.

But it's a lot of broken, not very shiny stuff.

And we are just selling it.

I mean, it's of a similar vein, which some people say, like, you know, you keep the same kind of job through past lives.

Ooh, really?

Yeah.

So if you're like, if you were in the, let's say you were working at a, you're a a policeman, maybe you're in law, law enforcement

in another life, or if you're like a football player or something in a previous life, you might have been like a

gladiator.

So if you're cleaning up poor shit, your next life is not likely to be a seal.

It's not set in stone.

All right.

Wow, there's a whole bunch of shit.

So Deja and Tondu already heard.

That means you've I've had that too.

Have you?

I've had that too.

The very first time I ever heard the song My Stars,

I've said to myself, I've heard this before.

I've heard this song before.

But isn't it possible that you have?

I don't see how it's possible.

I've experienced it when it comes to commercials and songs I've never heard before.

Like, I'll guess

the next line.

It's rapped.

Go ahead.

No, this is like,

because you told me you've experienced it.

This is your experience.

Well, no, this is when it comes to deja.

So jingles.

Jingles are your jingle.

Like, jingles jar your memory.

Or are like I'll be watching a movie and I've never seen a movie before and I just know the next line

and I just say it and that's exactly what I'm saying.

I'm trying to think of like Back to the Future, like you know, he's gonna say Marty.

No, it's Marty!

Oh, I knew it!

I can't think of it.

You guys got that goddamn Springform pen, cats?

So

your deja vu vu

is centered around trying to guess the line of a movie.

No, but like entertainment.

I'm just saying that's your your

it's happened in that sense, but

I've also had regular deja vu.

I usually get regular deja votes?

Yeah, yeah.

What was your regular deja vote?

Like I sometimes I'll be sitting here and it's gonna sound horrible, but like I'll be doing a transaction.

I'll be like, oh shit, I've done this before

and I know Walt's going to get pissed at me real quick or real soon.

So I have to try to remember if do I keep doing what I do or go right, go jewelry.

So, this is real life.

You're not a jeweler's assistant.

He's like, go down to the basement, look for some fucking shit that we can sell.

Really, like in the basement, when you think about it, that's where you keep all the garbage here.

Yeah.

That you would be like, it's not even worthy of the sales for.

Or stuff that's not worthy of the sales for.

There's a lot of stuff down there that's not worthy of the sales for alongside all our overstock that is worthy, but it's already up here already.

Or on eBay.

But I'm like, I remember, I could be pulling down off-shelving units.

I'm pulling down boxes, and it's it's like watch bands.

It's like purple like stones like a lot of purple stones and stuff.

But I treat it as it's meaningless and it's not it's not it has no value though.

And but I'm trying desperately to find

something in the box to bring upstairs.

To make the customer happy.

Yeah.

I have and I like I said I'm hot.

I'm hot.

Well, there's no electricity and yeah, there is electricity.

Oh, sorry, there's electric but there's probably no, since there's no cars, I doubt there would be cooling.

Like air conditioning.

I don't know.

What about this?

I feel like I've had this many times.

Presque or Presque?

It looks like Presque.

Presque Vu.

Almost seen is the intense feeling of being on the very brink of a powerful epiphany inside a revelation without actually ever achieving the revelation.

The feeling is often therefore associated with a frustrating, tantalizing sense of incompleteness, incompletelessness, or near-completeness.

I think.

I think everybody's felt that, right?

Is that like the feeling of the bread?

Right on the brick, like it's there, it's there.

Like the word right on the tip of your tongue.

I lost it.

So you're saying that your deja vu is you were, you have, does it cause anxiety?

It does because it's like, I don't want Walt to be angry at me, but I'm not sure if I have to.

If I keep doing what I'm doing, it's going to make you not angry, or I have to do the exact opposite if that's going to make you not angry.

This is fucking in the middle of a day, in the middle of a transaction.

He's like, fuck, is this going to piss Waltoff?

Oh my God.

Like, that's crazy, dude.

That's not deja anything.

No, it's like something.

What are you doing in the transaction?

You're talking about taking a $3.99 book and writing.

No, no, it's like this transaction.

Like, no, no, this is the start of it.

Something is going...

What I do after this...

What I do after I give you the, after I say, thank you for coming out.

Something's going to, I'm going to do something that's going to set me off.

Yes, that could possibly upset.

And it's like, Do I but you don't know what it is?

I don't know what it is,

then no, but it's

it's but it's because you're fighting the urge to just go with okay, I'm because like he's like, okay, now I'm gonna go behind the counter, but then it's like wait, wait, wait, if I go behind the counter, he might get upset, so let me do the exact opposite.

Like, because you're going through like the motions of like so, how do you decide what to do then?

It's like a 50-50 shot.

So, you just basically flip a coin and hope you don't get yelled at?

Yeah, yeah,

Do you think that we're tied through the time stream?

There could be a.

Have you always been his ass boy?

Do you think that, like, somehow we come together no matter what the instances or what period of time it is?

Like

Hawk Girl and Hawk Girl.

Yeah, but we're not lovers, though.

No, no, definitely.

No, no, no, no.

Of course we're not.

Of course you're not.

I don't know why I said that.

That's one of those 50-50 things I shouldn't have said.

Do you think, though, that like, like, you know, we could trace, like, even in Roman times, while we got our togas on,

we're still

tell him, Steve Dave.

It's Zoom, bitch.

Well, was it worthy of being Zoom this week?

I don't know.

I ought to talk to you.

I was young, I never wanted to be back.

Fighting up my life under marvel bad.

Thinking of my house in the middle of the night, feedback down the street, stretch looking for a big fight.

Button up my mind, all of a sudden, got a drink, fake.

Shitting up my arms, looking for another buddy.

Ain't backing up the bills and the blast of dreaded.

God stand in such a treasure, never thought I would dare God.

Now I know, now I know it what I've been for.

Now I know, now I know it what I've been for.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, blast.

Away my night in the cemetery.

Back to triple doubles, couldn't care.

I've got light lights.

I'm flashing guns.

I'm smoking blasts.

Away my continent.

And know the morning that I took my first life.

Now I know, now I know it what I've been for.

Now I know, now I know it what I've been for.

These are my drugs.

I swear to you.

This round now

can't fly drowned out, but I'm drunk in my dance and you don't have a witness.

I won't play a game.

Speaking of Zoom, real quick, did you know the Zoom was in Guardian Sate Galaxy in a big way?

It was.

Another example of TSD makes the world takes.

Right.

Somebody's like, I know.

Along with all this old music.

We couldn't work funerals in, but we can work zooming in.

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