#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus

Tone Steve Dave presents a forgiffer character with encounters in the sixth zone of the kind

with Brian Clinton,

Arthur Flanagan, and Brian Johnson.

This week's episode

Sunday Jeff Osars.

Welcome to Tell'em Steve.

Dave presents over kill,

and we've got a special guest, Sunday Jeff, here, along with me and Walt.

NQ.

Hello?

Q.

Sunday Jeff, you only like coming around when it's spooky.

It's always spooky.

Do you believe in spooks?

Oh, no.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Okay.

So I just believed something Sunday Jeff said that don't come up to a con and ask me what he said because

I can't tell you.

It was very funny, but it ain't the 90s, bro.

You can't be 90s, 2000.

You can't be cracking fucking jokes like that.

People don't like jokes like that no more.

People don't like jokes.

People don't like anything.

People don't like anything.

You can get away with it back in the day.

Not now.

Yeah, I think if you were sitting on a porch sipping lemonade in the deep south and say 1920,

that would have gone over real well.

It went over well in the room.

It's not like tradition,

I think.

I'm still laughing.

I mean, does Sunday Jeff get a pass, though?

No.

No, not Jewish.

Come on.

Everybody's always

ranking on Jews and stuff.

No.

No pass for Sunday Jeff.

No pass for Sunday Jeff.

This guy's saying before we make shitty missiles.

Well, there's a non-sexual reflection.

I like it.

Yeah, we were talking about how

we were talking about North Korea, and you and Q were very confident in the Star Wars program.

The abandoned Star Wars program.

that there's not a chance that anybody launching a missile, a nuclear missile towards the America, that the missile would ever get here because we would shoot it down.

And I say,

I don't know.

I don't know.

Is it really that easy to shoot down a missile?

And has it ever been done in the history of warfare?

I mean, I know that

they were sending Patriot missiles up at those Scuds in the 90s, but it wasn't that great of

a hit ratio.

There were some misses.

And if you miss just one.

Well, especially if it's a nuke, you've got a problem.

I don't think they ever abandoned the missile defense program.

I think that thing's fucking up and running.

You think it's still going up?

I think that they have computerized that to the point where they don't even need human eyes on it.

They just hit a button, and the computer's like, let me take out those missiles for you, buddy.

That's what it says.

Yeah.

That's what I tell myself to sleep at night, Walt.

Is it more of

a comfort, a comfort, like you know,

ignorant?

Oh, yeah.

Ignorance is complete lists.

I'm ready.

I'm ready for the ignorance.

I don't want to know anything that's going on off of Staten Island and outside of Red Bank.

Dude, you're on the totally other coast, right?

Yeah.

North Korea.

I find it shocking that people are finally getting around to paying attention to these guys.

Like, they know they're developing nukes the entire time.

They know they're fucking nuts.

They know that there's these weird concentration camps.

But since they're not bothering us, nobody really says anything.

And now they're bothering us.

That's it.

Now they're taking American citizens hostage.

Did they?

They did it again today?

Oh, yesterday.

We got to drop a bomb.

We got to drop a mother-of-all-bombs on them.

Yeah, war's coming.

I just...

Is it?

Yeah.

That guy's fucking nuts.

Do you think the whole country's nuts?

Now, again, do you believe every except for the ones that are starting to report it?

No, they're crazy.

They're crazy.

They're all fucking brainwashed over that.

Again, but is he really crazy, or is it an act,

a great act, to put everybody on their heels?

Because, like, he's he's uh no, he's got that whole country under his thumb because he because he gets to act, he gets to be the wild card, he gets to be treated with more um kid gloves because we've he's got this um

he's permeating this feeling of like he's insane.

We don't know what, but what has he done that's insane, though?

What has he done that's insane to

the mass murder of his people?

Okay, okay, so every so every despot who's done that is insane?

I would think that's the definition, yes.

I mean, that's definitely one of the hallmarks of insanity: you watch millions of people die under your rule and you don't give a fuck.

Or you totally buy into like, well, the sun rises because of me and my dad, who used to rise because of him.

So let's make a song about it and the whole country can sing it.

I mean, that's it's delusional.

It's totally delusional.

But so all the other countries that have the same kind of level of like where the, you know, where the leaders are living in

in chocolates and

lavender and the citizens are eating dirt?

You know,

they're living in palaces and they're citizens.

So

is every leader?

Well, let me put it to you.

What can you name a dictator that isn't roundly regarded as fucking nuts in the past, whether it be Pol Pot or Stalin, who really was way worse than Hitler, but didn't get his duty to him.

What about the guy who's the leader of Iran?

Insane?

Atollah Khomeini?

Back in the day?

Back in the day.

Well, it's not.

Is your phone going off?

No.

There's no text coming through or anything?

I keep hearing it like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Here now.

No.

Who's the leader of Iran right now?

Well, I mean, come on.

He's a leader of Iran.

Of course, he's fucking nuts.

Because they all believe in like Sharia law and shit, right?

Unless I'm wrong.

So I'm saying, but so is every despot?

Is every dictator insane?

Yeah.

Really?

To a degree.

To a degree.

If you have that much power and you're not using it to make people's lives better,

you're nuts.

But the definition, like the the legal definition of insane, or like the common man's like, oh, that could be a good thing.

I think there's definitely a megalomania.

Yeah, there's like there's a personality design going on there.

Ali Khomeini.

Yeah, it's pretty close.

Since 1989, Supreme Leader.

Yeah, it is your phone, Sunday.

You're texting over there.

Jesus Christ.

Like a little 16-year-old girl checking your fucking Snapchat.

Who are you texting?

Why are you swiping right on that phone?

What are you up to?

Yeah, Islamic Republic of Iran.

Now,

the second that your country is like the religion comes first, you've got a problem.

Well, that's not North Carolina.

Like, it was like the Catholic

United States of America.

It once was.

What, Catholic?

Come on.

It was never called that.

But, yeah, but basically, it was.

Yeah, I remember those good old days, like in Salem, when they're like, hey, there's a witch.

Next thing you know, you're swinging a yellow cell.

So, other than other than him starving his people,

this cuckoo in North Korea,

brainwashing his people.

Is that all you can point to as far as why?

Everybody is so quick to be like, He's insane.

There's secret police, you can't do it.

Yeah, you can't help it.

They drive around these vans with fucking megaphones on it,

just spouting his message constantly.

Is Putin insane?

Yeah, because you're not allowed to tweet a meme of him dressed as a gay clown.

So who's not insane as the leader of a leader

of their country?

Trump.

USA.

USA.

USA.

At one time, we could have said America.

Not anymore.

I think, you know, like small countries, like, say, you got a little country country like Finland, like whoever runs Finland.

Yeah.

Countries that, you know, are, don't ever really, they're not in the mix.

They don't really get spoken about.

They kind of keep market business and they go about, you know, they go about, you know, Sweden.

Canada?

Not Sweden.

Canada anymore because they let in too many immigrants and now like there's tons of fucking violence and shit going on over there.

But Sweden's taking away.

They're leaders, though.

They're not perceived as insane.

No.

Well, Germany wasn't either.

And then

she let in a bunch of immigrants, and then people got pissed at her, you know, because all these immigrants coming from Africa.

Well, they were refugees, not immigrants.

I think there's a difference.

Oh, is there, Quinn?

Incidentally, I want to tell you, motherfucker.

You think you're woke?

Yeah.

Let me tell you who's woke at this table.

The motherfucker who's been dialoguing with Chelsea Clinton on multiple occasions on Twitter.

What the fuck does that even mean?

You're cracking wise-ass jokes at tweeted stuff.

You're having political discourse.

she has no idea who she's speaking to i know she doesn't otherwise she'd never answer

all right well that fucking fell through

i think i i might be hanging out with her soon i think we can come up with a plan she's a married mother of one like two

i don't want to hang out with her dad man i don't want to hang out with slick willy want to hear some stories of the fucking global office he's just going to start cracking them out for you yeah you think he's going to pull behind the uh curtain for you

yeah well thanks to you now, because you're like, he can't keep his mouth shut.

And then likes.

That's true.

He goes, I listened to Tell him Steve Dave, 84.

I know that I can't tell you anything.

Yeah, I mean,

it would do him good, though, right?

Who?

Tell us, like, Willie?

Nah.

No.

Would it help him?

He should just fucking

keep his head down, too.

Yeah, they both are.

I think they're done.

Their days of

being in the working for the public are probably over.

They should just be grandparents.

That's a good thing.

Yeah.

It's a good thing.

Maybe Chelsea Clint will eventually run for office and then I'll be her fucking advisor, just like Ivanka Trump.

Why do you even want to do that?

You wouldn't.

If Chelsea Clint, Chelsea Clint becomes president and she's like, hey, I need an advisor, I'd be like, the fact that you asked me shows that you're not ready to be president.

Nobody should be.

You're smart.

You have your head on your shoulders.

I don't disagree with that, but I do have a very narrow view of things.

I don't think that we need narrow views

in the Oval Office.

I think we need broad views.

Yes.

These broad issues.

Yeah.

To bring it back.

Yeah, but I even did that just to make fun of fucking dopes.

So

I would have nominated Sunday Jeff until I comment a few minutes ago.

So

we might get vaporized.

Who knows?

Well, surely the West Coast gets vaporized.

Not us.

West Coast.

But if you're on the West Coast, you happen to be there quite a bit.

Now we're talking tragedy.

Right?

Yeah.

Now we're talking tragedy.

Because how many people are going to want to try to get out of there when they hear that, you know.

How long do you have?

Like, how long would it take for

a missile to go through?

I don't know.

Like, probably not too long, right?

Yeah.

I'll look it up.

What is this, man?

Okay, go ahead, Q, look it up.

Well, I keep hearing, like, tick, tick, tick.

Sorry, I apologize.

I don't know why it's doing this, but

maybe shut your phones off.

I think Sunday Jeff is playing Farmville over there.

Why don't you shut your phone off?

My phone's over there.

Because I need it to refurbish shit.

No, you don't.

I'll put it down.

Don't even have my phone on me, bro.

I'll put it down here.

There you go.

How long, Q?

How long before...

Did you grow up like, I mean, we all grew up in the Cold War.

Did you think about it a lot when you were young?

Never.

Never, huh?

I thought about it all the time.

Because you'd be watching commercials and that emergency broadcast system thing would come on.

Whoa.

Pretty quick?

No, but this just came out an hour ago.

Uh-oh.

North Korea is saying that they are

prepared.

Get on the mic.

North Korea says that they are prepared to sink a U.S.

aircraft carrier.

I mean, they're asking for it, right?

Prepared.

North Korea said on Sunday, today, when we're recording this, it was ready to sink a U.S.

aircraft carrier to demonstrate its military might in the latest sign of rising tensions as U.S.

President Donald Trump prepared to call the leaders of China and Japan.

Whoa.

Now, that is the definition of insane.

To attack a country that could fucking obliterate you.

Because if he does it, it's over.

It's over.

In what way?

It's over from.

They're just going to go in there and they're going to start fucking bombing.

If they sink a fucking

aircraft carrier.

You're talking about obliterate them, not with the big ones.

No, not with nukes.

I would be really surprised if anyone actually used nukes.

And it is funny that America is like, you can have nukes, you can't have nukes.

And it's like, we're the only one who ever used nukes on anyone twice.

We know what we're doing.

We have experience.

Yeah, but like you tell other countries, like, no, no, no, you're like, you're too crazy.

Like, you guys are too out of control.

Any fucking African country, right?

They're like, look, there's a new fucking leader every two minutes.

Well, I don't think that they are not in a position.

They're not going to give Coney a nuke.

Yeah, they're in no position.

They're so far,

they're probably light years away from developing nukes in some of those small countries

like that.

I mean, I don't even think that's an even,

that's not even an issue.

No, but like, why?

Why?

Like, they were all over Iraq's ass for the longest time about the weapons inspectors and the nuke shit, which they didn't have.

They ended up not having.

But North Korea was just chugging along the entire time developing a program.

It's way more difficult, man.

It's like

it's not easy, man.

You're talking about a lot of bloodshed

and

a lot of fortune and

lives are going to be lost by

going to war with this country.

No fortunes will be made, too.

Not by us.

But a lot.

I mean, you want to try to do everything possible to avoid all that.

Well, I think they are.

But when you start fucking thinking aircraft carriers...

Well, they're just talking about it.

Still threat.

Well, he's got to fucking say that because of that missile launch the other day was embarrassing.

Did you hear how it had why it went kaput?

Now why?

Cyber warfare.

Oh, he's like, somebody hacked me?

It's his fucking Twitter account.

What?

He's like,

the Kim Corland said that somebody hacked him?

Well, no, he's not admitting it, but it's almost like common knowledge that somebody,

we don't, no one is, no one is taking

responsibility for doing it, but somebody hacked and fucked up the missile launch.

I mean, this one missile goes 15,000 miles per hour, pumps out decoys as it goes.

Oh, my God.

So much for your Star Wars program.

Wow.

That's pretty fucking fast.

15,000 miles an hour.

So from Korea.

That's Russia, though, not Korea.

Okay.

Wow.

But

that's fucked.

So you would have,

Jesus, I mean, no time at all.

20 minutes.

No.

You may as well not even run.

You couldn't even book a private flight out there.

No, you'd have to go deep on the ground.

Hopefully, there's a shelter nearby or something.

But you're fucked.

Bring it.

Even if the true TV jets on standby, you're still fucked.

I got to get out there and like, I got the propeller started.

Who else on the network is able to get on the plane besides the Jokers?

Let's say Michael Bobby College.

Let's say there's eight seats.

Yeah, he's got it.

What's his name?

Michael Cabinaro.

Michael Cabinaro's on the plane.

He's got three seats left.

Adam ruins everything.

Adam Conover, they get him on.

Billy Eichner?

No.

No.

No, Billy.

He doesn't make the cut.

Billy Eichner does not make the cut.

Good.

Does not.

Does Simmy get none?

Simmy's in New York.

Okay.

Eichner is.

I was going to say, leave him behind.

He's bigger than everybody, but I think this is

where you're keeping Simmi

It's not like I hold a grudge about funerals or anything, but still.

People will not let that rest on Twitter, incidentally.

We shouldn't.

Funerals will never rest in peace.

I would love to shoot an episode here.

I think we should.

For the website, do an episode of funerals.

He's well known enough.

Yeah, he'd be good.

He's in New York this week.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Hmm.

I'll talk to him.

You think this is scaring people to talk to this discussion we're having right now?

Listeners who might be tuning in or tuning in?

You think they're a little nervous hearing?

I think they're rolling their eyes that we're even fucking talking about.

They're like, they're so stupid.

These guys don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Why are they wasting their time?

My time?

It's way more fun to talk about.

Nuclear warfare isn't scary.

What are you going to do?

It's completely out of my hands.

I was going to say, guess what?

It's about to get scarier because we've got to overkill topics.

Even scarier.

Scarier than being fucking incinerated within seconds.

And not even knowing it's covered.

What's that shadow called, Jeff?

Atomic Shadows.

Even scarier than an atomic shadow.

Oh, like when the flash and then you see the shadows of people.

Okay.

I just need the world to hold together.

Maybe 45 more years.

That's it.

The day after.

45 more years.

What will that make you?

It'll be 85.

86.

86.

86.

That's your ticket.

I would like to make it to 85.

Is that on purpose?

86?

Like, yo, I'm 86.

I'm out.

No, that's pretty good, though.

And my fire truck was 86, letter 86.

What's that from?

That'd be good.

Is that my reference from something?

No, like they're like 86 that in the

restaurant parlance or they're like, it means like kill it or yeah, cancel it, whatever.

I don't care what happens after I die.

I mean, I mean,

even at 86, wouldn't it be cool to go out seeing

some weird shit going on in the world?

Like, you know, and that really doesn't like, well, I'm 86.

If you're 86 and you see a mushroom cloud, I'd be like,

I've lived exactly as long as I wanted to.

Because that would be pretty fucking amazing.

It'd be like, oh, yeah.

What a way to go.

What a way to go.

I used to have nightmares after that, The Man Who Saw Tomorrow, the Nostradamus thing, in 84 or something, I think.

There was a documentary on HBO.

The whole thing's boring, except for at the very end when they talk about, yeah, he predicts, you know, New York getting blown up and shit.

And from my parents' house, you can see New York City.

So I would have dreams constantly of like seeing the mushroom cloud and that wave, like that shock wave coming over the water and shit.

This just brought up a memory I haven't thought of in so long.

Do you remember a movie in the 80s called The Day After?

The Day After.

Oh, yeah.

And everybody thought it was really.

And

it was like a big event, big TV event of the day.

You know, like there wasn't, I don't know if there cable was all around all that prevalent.

You remember this queue?

The day after?

I do not.

I think I was too young.

It was on a Sunday night.

And I remember,

this is so weird because I'm thinking, thinking about an 85-year-old man, I was at home, it was on,

and I turned it on to watch it.

And my grandfather was over, and we were watching it.

And my mom got annoyed at the first recursion break.

She's like, turn this off.

We need to watch this kind of stuff with grandpa here.

Turn it off.

Turn the kids.

She was annoyed that, yeah, because I was like, it was going to like, like, it was too disturbing for him, but I'm like,

yeah, I didn't get it.

I don't know if

she was just using that as an excuse.

Turn that TV back on, god damn it.

I'm old enough to watch what I want.

I don't know if she would even, she would never even.

I welcome a fiery death.

Yeah, it is weird.

Like, not the kids are going to get freaked out.

Yeah, but she was.

The dude who's got one foot in the grave is going to be a good one.

He's looking out the window waiting for him.

Oh, really?

He was on the back of the house.

It was quite a long time after that.

But it was weird that

she felt like

it wasn't family fair for a Sunday evening with Grandpa.

I guess I could see.

I remember watching it.

I could give her that.

It was kind of dark and depressing.

I do remember watching it, but it being annoying that they reminded you that it wasn't real.

Because I think of the.

Well, who fucking thought it was real?

Well, the Orson Welles.

People are.

I mean, come on.

They thought it was

the shit you see on the internet, and everyone's like, oh, it's real.

So it would have been the same, especially in a world where you don't have the internet.

So people might be like, well, how the fuck do I find out if this is real?

Well, there was

even the day after, there was no internet either.

Yeah, but that's.

Right, that's what I mean.

Like, people couldn't go, like, if they just played it straight through.

But it's like, yeah, once you see a Campbell Soup commercial, you can pretty much assume that they're not breaking from a nuclear holocaust

to talking about fucking chicken soup.

I was just pissed that there was no fucking giant locusts or ants that were in the movie.

Nothing was mutated.

It wasn't like food of the gods or anything.

Damn nation alley.

Are you afraid of nuclear holocaust Sunday, Jeff?

What do you do?

It didn't happen by now.

I mean, the 80s was the big time with all the new.

How many movies were in the 80s about nuclear warheads?

War Games, Manhattan Project.

There's tons of movies.

Okay, so you think we've, but the doomsday clock has never been closer to striking doomsday.

And you're, if it hasn't happened now, you're...

I don't understand that rationale.

He's like, the last good doomsday movie was The Road.

So if we're basing it on movies, then, no, I'm not afraid.

What are you going to do?

Why are you facing it?

I'm not saying it was.

What I'm saying is that it would borrow

the world on how good movies have been lately.

I mean, if Red Pete came out today, he sure shit this.

You're the one that's worried about it.

I'm not worried about shit.

Like you said, it's out of your control.

Don't take this Sunday, Jeff.

Get angry.

Get angry, buddy.

He's a dope list.

Worrying about nuclear warheads.

This is the guy that got fucking iron pills.

Remember what that shit was

going over to buying iron pills, locking himself in a basement like a scared fucking rabbit.

It was iodine.

Scared fucking rabbit?

What was this?

When the earthquake hit Japan and

their nuclear plant went.

That's still all fucked up.

They still can't get near that.

Jazz pod.

They're saying, saying, you know, buy iodine pills

in case the cloud, the atomic cloud, makes its way here.

You know, it gets

more water will come down and rain on you.

So I brought some iodine pills.

Why wouldn't you just get bottled water?

No, iodine pills, you take them and

it helps with the atomic residue.

Oh, so like your hair winter falls.

How long do you think that's going to last?

What do you mean, how long is that to last?

How long do you think that's going to last?

You still got to go outside eventually.

What do you think?

It just goes away?

That dust just dissipates in like a day or two and you're good to go?

Well, if the sun sun comes out, yeah.

It burns it off.

It's okay.

The sun's out.

Yeah, it's not raining no more.

I don't have to worry about atomic raindrops.

There's all the dead birds in our lawn.

Nothing's flying.

It's all dead animals all over the place.

But it wouldn't be enough to be catastrophic.

It would just be kind of an annoyance for us in America.

Yeah, your teeth get a little soft.

Look at the stuff that just with just 9-11 with the dust.

How many people died from cancer illnesses just from that?

How long did it take for that?

Yeah, well, they were like,

everybody was just not everybody, a lot of people died from it.

Those care workers and all the oh, yeah, like the first responders and shit, they're breathing in like asbestos.

Well, they didn't take their iodine pills.

The whole thing took their iodine pills, I guess.

And the whole city is not

feeling

well, not yet, yeah, exactly.

Not yet.

They were like the first responders were more prone to it, it was more elevated.

Yeah, I remember like on certain days, the wind would blow it towards Stanton Island.

You could smell it, you could smell it in Jersey.

Yeah, it's fucking crazy, But I'm not sure where

your rationale is.

I used iodine suppositories every day.

Yeah, I'm still.

And they jumped like, I'm sorry, I have radiation.

I don't know what I'm saying.

Let me put my earbud on the movies.

Movies that are, if it hasn't happened yet, because

of movies.

What I'm saying is people were more aware of, like, the 80s was really a prime time for

well, it was the Cold War.

Yeah,

it was more in your face then than it is now.

The only reason it's in now is because of this frickin' nut in Korea.

Yeah, but there's a lot more.

All these countries are trying to get nukes.

Way more than there was capable in the 80s.

No other powers were able to

acquire it.

What are you going to do?

Let's march.

Let's do something.

Okay, we're going to march against the market.

We'll march against who?

Why are we not marching against?

Let's get our leaders in the world

to see that.

We don't want this.

We don't want to live in a world like this.

Let's get the test DNA and start marching, son.

People won't give a shit.

You don't don't think that you don't think some I don't think Iran's gonna stop because we march down the streets of Red Bank

to march.

Was it I?

We also inspire the Iranian citizens to march, too, that they see us marching.

They're like, Yeah, and they get shot down.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

One step.

And then suddenly it's like, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Launch some more nukes, I guess.

I don't know, man.

What are you going to?

46 more years.

That's all I need.

That's all you need.

And if not, well,

what am I going to do?

Do you, uh, do you try to

did you see the road?

No, that was a meteorite.

What, the road?

That was implied that that was a meteorite.

I thought they never said what the meteorite.

Well, they, yeah, they didn't ever explicitly said it, but they did mention like a fire in the sky or something like that.

Um, but like that kind of looks, or maybe I'm thinking the book, because I read the book was a tough read.

Well, he doesn't like punctuate anything

basically.

It's an existence of survival.

It's horrible.

You're just like

you're in rags.

You're so happy if you find like a get them, like a can of beans.

Yeah.

And then somebody's trying to steal your can of beans.

And then you got to worry about cannibals and shit.

How can I fight off cannibals?

I got a fucking bomb knee, man.

I understand.

And I'm fat.

Cannibals are going to fucking come right after me.

It's not an existence even worth living

if you manage to

survive the bomb blow.

And you're a guy who likes to live.

So, like,

sky is fucking gray with ash.

Nobody's around except like you and Zay Dev and the kids.

And now you got a fucking dogs.

And you got a cart that you got to pull around with you and put your fucking shit on.

And every two seconds, somebody's like, hey, man, check them out.

They got beans.

And you got to fucking run.

It wouldn't be a fun existence.

No.

And we probably wouldn't live long enough for the rebuild to get back to where we were, you know.

I'd say not, because if it's fucking up to guys like you and me, like

to get the fucking like electrical grid back online and shit.

I'm sure some electricians will survive.

Some will.

But I mean, will the guys who know how to get like the power grid going

to get

electric and shit to a city or even a town?

Like, I'm not talking about somebody on, like, a fucking exercise bike, like, generating fucking electric for a couple lamps or something.

Like, we had the hurricane, man, and it sucked balls for like 10 days.

No electric, no food, no gas, nothing.

A thousand times worse than that.

Shows you how

just how soft

the 2017 man is.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

Fucking for sure.

I mean, it really shows you how

ill-equipped we are for

some of us are.

There are some people out there that are waiting for it and like, I can't wait for that shit.

Like, survival is and shit.

And they're not as ready as they think they are.

They ain't ready.

They may be a little more ready.

Some of them are, though.

Some of them want a shit in a bucket.

He's not working today, but

he can confirm that if he was.

All right, sports fans, did you hear the news?

Fanduel just launched fantasy golf as if it couldn't get more boring.

Hey, come on, man.

I love fantasy golf.

Golf?

Yeah.

I didn't even know such a thing existed.

It does now, thanks to Fandu.

And

I'm going to need to read every word on this copy because I got in trouble for not reading shit.

Here's the thing.

If you want to know about fantasy golf, Q, because you're going to be able to do it.

You got trouble from FanDuel?

Nah.

Just in general, general, missing stuff.

I'm actually interested to hear about this.

This shocks me that there's people out there who will bet on

who have fantasy golf players.

It's easy to do.

You can even bet our fucking fantasy if you fucking are fantasizing about golf.

Like you fantasize about everything else, and you're like, what's left?

Golf, I guess?

I couldn't even.

I can name like maybe three golfers, and then I'd be like, I don't know.

I don't even know if you can name three.

I know you're going to go with Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods, Jack Nicholas.

Okay, yeah, but that not even...

They don't even play that Jack Nicholas.

Oh,

current?

Current golfers.

I don't even know if if Tiger Woods still plays.

Yeah, okay, so then I can name zero golfers for my fantasy team.

Happy Gilmore.

Pick,

yeah, man.

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Chubbs?

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Basically, you're like, I hope this guy does good, right?

Well, it's all fantasy sports.

Because it's not a team, it's like a guy.

Yeah, but that's all fantasy sports.

You're just picking guys and you're going on their performance.

How do you make your own team with a guy?

You wonder how they score in a fantasy, like, since I don't know much about golf.

This may be the hardest thing we've ever had to push.

Well, there's also even harder than fucking strawberries.

Are you?

No, that was easy.

Cherry's Berries.

The Cherry's Berries was easy.

It was one and done.

Well,

it wasn't very easy.

Yeah.

Hey, nice.

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All right.

I mean, this is depressing.

Yeah, all right.

Let's get in now that we're a half hour in this.

Let's start talking about some scary stuff, not this bullshit.

Yeah, not fake shit.

If the bombs are dropping,

I say pop on a TSD.

Doesn't matter which episode.

Right.

Just get a suntan.

Yeah.

Right?

Well, I mean,

that would be a nice way to go out, right?

Let's

get on the lawn like they do with the Memorex commercial and just put the fucking lamp in a TSD with two speakers.

Like, do you really want to be?

I mean, do you really want to be gathered around with your family and everybody's scared?

And you're like, ah, there's nothing I can do about it, man.

I'm fucking impotent.

Or would you rather be sitting around this table?

Last, tell them, Steve, David.

No, I didn't mean us.

I meant the listeners.

No, I mean us too, though.

What else am I doing?

Yeah, you would sit there with your family.

Got to, man.

Spend those last minutes together.

Trying to come over?

We'll see.

He would shut his door in my face.

I know.

Forget him with your face.

I'm scared.

They're like, we don't have enough iodine for you.

Slam.

So the record light turns off.

Slide the beans under the door.

They don't even have a curtain they can peek out of.

I can see right in.

I borrowed a bucket.

No.

Where are you going, buddy?

Let me open.

Let me in.

Can I borrow the bucket?

Yeah.

I need to take a shit.

I know you got a shit bucket in there.

You see his atomic shadow in the morning.

All right.

So, how we lead it off with this: what the fuck did I do with my gloves?

It's goddamn.

Everybody got it over.

Oh, here they are.

What?

Everybody got an overkill?

No.

I'm still fucking getting over the thrashing I took on the fucking Prussian kissing double.

Oh, really?

You still feeling

licking your wounds?

I bring in a legit curse

object, and fucking people don't have the fucking gratitude to accept it at face value.

Yeah, you did.

Translate it as

I totally forgot we were doing overkill.

So let me play the victim card.

Fuck you, dude.

Everybody's a victim to that.

Why can't I be?

Why can't I get in on this victim card?

Yeah, you did take a drubbing.

That's true.

You brought in one of the most unique overkill stories of all time.

I know.

It'll go down in TSD lore.

People still were annoyed at you.

I could see why you'd be little

back on that horse.

Yeah, a lot of people thought you were an asshole.

Sonny, Jeff, has anything, have you experienced anything with the skull?

No.

Other than

taking pictures of it when they first got it here.

I'll tell you a shocker.

Quite a desiccator.

I'll tell you, reveal something.

I didn't know if I should reveal it, but about.

Are these real glasses you're wearing?

No, these are CBS.

Oh, they look pretty good.

Thank you.

Um,

somebody we know has been making contributions to the skull and wishing for things.

Yeah, I've noticed that the five dollars and they were piling up.

Uh, no, I haven't been taking any.

Well, those that that money has it, if it comes from Giddam, it's not Gidham, it's someone that shocked me, someone that really could be.

So, the only other person with the key here.

No,

it's somebody, it's somebody that we know,

Kevin Smith,

That's not Kevin.

Walt's getting nervous.

I really, I think you're going to be stunned because I was just like, this blew my mind that this person was making,

what's it called?

When you make an offering.

Offering to the skull

in hopes of receiving good luck.

It was almost sad.

Is this Chief?

It's not Chief, but you're very, very close.

Ming?

It's Ming.

ming ming has

what the fuck could he wish for more than he already has the guy seems to have the the life of basically like

you know in a real

but still a rock star but why do you think he has that life oh you think it's because of the skull maybe you're not such a dick to enter

yeah but now he has no pesky day job to

stop him from from living to the extreme but i wouldn't have even known if giddem didn't just nonchalantly said ming made a contribution to the skull today and i thought he was kidding around and i was just like

what i go you're not serious are you and he goes yeah he asked me to open it up and he he went over

he quietly put his money in and sat there looked at the skull and then walked away from it and i i texted him because he was on the road i was like

Can I, I mean, what is going on?

Why did you do that?

And he said that, well, he made it before he went to Pittsburgh, and something happened in Pittsburgh.

He said that it paid off.

He's like, I'm the Pinocchio of humans.

I want to be a real boy.

I'm not fucking around.

This is.

I believe it.

It was weird.

But he didn't tell you what happened.

I didn't ask him because

I didn't want to know.

Because I

thought you knew what had to do with fucking somebody else.

He's a Catholic, though.

He really shouldn't be doing that.

Oh, his wife says the same thing.

What?

His wife,

what did she...

She.

You shouldn't be making offerings.

I think it was about the skull.

Honestly, because Ming told me that she gave him a hard time about something, and she was like, oh, you're a Catholic.

You shouldn't do something like that.

And it was something about the skull, I believe.

But I didn't.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm not kidding around.

I swear to God.

And he still made the offering, even though his wife said.

Shockingly,

his wife was like, I'm unhappy with what you're doing.

And he didn't give a fuck.

I'm as soon as prized as the next guy.

Are you lying?

No, I swear to God.

I'm not lying.

I thought it was very, very odd behavior.

And no one would have known about it.

He's doing it on the quiet.

He's not doing it to bring attention to himself.

He didn't think anybody would even know.

Doesn't shock me that Mainwood.

Yeah,

I don't know.

For me personally,

I'm very shocked by that.

But it's sacrilegious.

It's sacrilegious, right?

If you're offering money to basically a demon.

He could go to hell for that.

He gets up there

when he's up there up at the gates.

Who's up and beating him?

Right.

Was that angel?

St.

Peter.

Oh, St.

Peter, yeah.

I would think that's the first thing that's going to come up.

He's going to be like, no, that's the second thing.

I sell comics is the first thing.

Answer for your sins.

An affront.

Yeah, it affronts a podcasters everywhere.

I got a podcast.

What the fuck, bro?

I sell comics.

It's Satan's favorite podcast.

Wow, I wonder what, and he didn't tell you what he wished for, huh?

Or what he was.

He's like, something worked out.

To be fair to Ming, I didn't ask him.

I just texted him and said, did you really do that?

And he said, yes.

Because before I went to Pittsburgh, I stopped in and I made it.

I made an offering.

I didn't even answer it because I was just like, it's so weird.

It's very weird.

Hey, man, it works.

The fucking thing works.

What are you going to do?

Well, I mean.

You have a rare item in that possession.

All right.

You're not more shocked by this, Sunday, Jeff, that Ming is doing that?

No.

Well, okay.

I think it's kind of multiple occasions.

So it worked once, and then he's like, holy shit, it works.

And then he's like, he has that

superstitious.

Have you ever believed in throwing a penny

in a wishing well?

Have I done it?

Sure, I've done it.

Have you ever believed it would work?

No, I just throw it together with a change in my pocket.

Q?

When I was younger, sure.

I mean,

isn't this the equivalent of a wishing well?

Well, this is real.

So, no, the wishing wells are real.

The other one's a wish.

It's also been neutralized with that holy salt that Father Lance put on it.

Well, we don't know how it works.

I don't know.

We just know it works.

Yeah, we just know it works.

There were a lot of letters in there, too.

People mailing in stuff.

Sad letters, too.

Yeah.

Sad, sad letters.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Gives them hope.

Dear kissing devil.

I think my podcaster partner is going to break up with because I wouldn't swallow

and said, Look, Mike, I mean, podcasting partner,

it's too gross.

You blow ropes all over.

Please make him stop.

I'll give you 10.

What do you got, Walt?

And then if that's what the wish was for Pittsburgh, Mike bowed at Pittsburgh and he didn't have to blow him then.

He didn't have to blow him, yeah.

And we did very well.

Boy, Mike bowed to Pitts.

He got paid to not blow Mike.

Holy shit.

If anyone denies the power of the skull, it's crazy.

There you go.

What do you got?

Sunday, Jeff, if you ever start your own business, right?

You're going to need to go to ziprecruiter.com.

That's where you post your job to find the best candidates.

If you could have any business,

what business would you open?

Nowadays, who the fuck knows?

Video store, maybe?

What place?

The arcade place over there.

I think he meant

like renting VHS.

4K Ultra HD rental store.

Posting your job in just one place isn't enough to find quality candidates.

You got your VHS store.

You're like, all right, I'm going to need a clerk that knows about all these movies and shit and can recommend good stuff.

You're not going to let some schmuck just come in off the street.

You go to ziprecruiter.com.

You post your job, and all the top job sites are going to see it.

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Just post once and watch your qualified candidates roll in.

And what's nice about that is you get to reject a lot of people.

If you only have one job, you get to shoot down a bunch of people and crush their dreams.

Oh, that's a push of a button.

Right.

No juggling emails.

I know you do that, Sunday Jeff.

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Sunday Jeff's VHS vault.

That's it.

Yeah.

Fortune 1001.

He's part of the Fortune 1001.

Yeah.

I mean,

you would give out those

cards, the membership cards, like the old school membership cards.

I picture that at work about five years from now.

I don't think so.

You can charge people to join.

I don't think it would ever come back.

Because, first off, you need everybody to buy a VCR again.

Yeah.

And the hassle of returning a movie.

Yeah.

Look, they started making.

You want in on a little piece of

the pie here?

We're going to open a VHS store.

Sunday chat's VHF.

We figured vinyl made a bag, bet, you know, and then everything else.

All right.

You're going to miss out, man.

Just $10,000 he needs.

$10,000?

$10,000 buy-in.

If I could see a business plan, I'll show it to my business manager.

That's the business plan.

They sell a lot of t-shirts over the internet, too.

All the ants would buy one.

Well, that is a good investment.

Just making the t-shirts.

That I would wear that t-shirt.

That sounds good.

How many people have it?

And just come into my video store on the back of the t-shirt.

How many people come into his video store?

He has Prime Real Estate.

He's on Broad Street.

Okay.

Oh, I love it.

He takes over like a pretty decent size, like, almost like Citibank.

He's got over 100,000 VHS tapes

in the library.

Yeah.

How many people on a daily basis walk into that?

It depends on it.

It's on a weekend.

I bet you he

gets over triple figures, but it's how many people rent.

That's the key.

And I don't think anybody's renting.

Free membership.

They don't even show VHS tapes in like prisons anymore.

But the point is that Sunday Jeff is going to use ziprecruiter.com slash TESD

to hire his staff.

Yeah, he's going to hire one or two people because, you know, he can't run away from the business.

He wants a job in two weeks.

You got a chef, though.

That's ziprecruiter.com slash T-E-S-D.

One more time.

Try it for free.

Oh, for free, Sunday Jeff.

Come on.

Do you think that are there any movie, any of the big movies like Avengers or

do they ever do they release them in VHS even a limited quantity?

No.

Oh, so you can't even get the new movies when they come out.

No way.

So you're stuck selling.

This fucking asshole solo is me a trip to Vegas from the whole VHS thing.

I'll bring in May, like right around the third week in May or so.

When I'm going anyway,

do you have any VHS?

No.

Anything left?

No.

No, not one VHS.

No.

What's it called?

VHS tape?

You got rid of them all?

That was a fucking stock.

At its high point, how are you going going to stock your store now?

That was the most VHS tapes in your collection.

Probably about 40, maybe 50.

I saw a lot of VHS tapes.

No?

Star Wars?

Star Wars.

Actually, you know what?

I think I still have some Disney ones at home.

Still got them, huh?

Yeah.

That's all you're really going to.

That's your first, that's your

collection.

That's my children's section.

That's what you're going to build your fortune on when you open up the store.

You only got it.

You only got the Disneys.

That's all right.

I'll have to take a vault.

Disney Vault.

Man, Man, I had so many because I worked in Blockbuster, so I would just.

You still got them?

Nah, I threw most of them out.

I think I kept

the Disney ones.

I don't know what I don't know.

I tasted 10 times the size of everything else.

Yeah, the clam shell.

Those are very collectible.

They're like the old 80s horror clam shell.

Yeah.

Wizard video shows.

Maybe you call it.

You know what?

And to fool people, maybe you call it the clam shell because then people think it's a restaurant.

Yeah, the clam shell.

No, no, no.

They think it's like a strip bar, right?

Like the bearded clam shell.

They're thinking, right.

You black out the windows.

A lot of people are going to walk.

You have like a clam opening and closing down a pole.

So, wait, so they walk in thinking, wait, so they walk in thinking it's a restaurant, and they're like, what the fuck is this shit?

And then they turn around and walk right out again.

Like, there's this old man.

He looks sad.

He's trying to rent DHS tapes.

He's got like three in a place that has fucking 10,000 square feet.

1001 Dalmatian.

Fucking Fox and the Hound two.

Not even Fox and the Hound one.

You know how hard the first one is to get?

You released it.

And then a pool like the Song of the South, which is banking everything off.

He's like, this will get me some notice.

Two copies of the.

It's like Street Cred.

You got two copies of the Revenge of Jaffa.

The one where Robin Williams didn't even do the genie.

He's like, I got him.

him.

Who wants to go first?

Now, I texted you.

Did you have time to find a topic?

You didn't have time to find a topic either.

You're busy today.

Okay, you got Brie.

What do you got?

I got

what do you got?

Let's start off with you.

You brought something for him.

Yeah, I got something.

All right.

All right.

I got one.

As mentioned, I went to Scotland, right?

And

one of the things that I did while I was there was I went to the most haunted pub in Edinburgh.

Whoa.

Okay.

It was the site of the Ant Moot.

And there were a lot of people there.

Yeah.

Good time.

So this,

as they claim, is the most haunted pub.

Okay.

And

the only haunted thing that I could find about it was somebody had written in chalk.

It's called the, hold on a second, I'll tell you what it is.

It's the

where is it?

The Banshee Labyrinth.

Parts of this club were once part of the infamous underground vaults of Edinburgh.

These vaults were home to some of Edinburgh's most destitute and unsavory characters.

It was here that many of these people met their gruesome end.

If you put your drink down anywhere here, be careful, as it may just be thrown against a wall by an unseen force, or roofied by a guy with a beard.

One spirit that lurks here by locals is known as the Banshee.

On one occasion, the workers who were renovating the pub heard a blood-curdling scream coming from one of the vaults.

Moments later, one of the workmen received a phone call informing them that one of his family members had just passed away.

Now,

there's also something on the wall, it was like a walled-up chimney, and there was a story about some girl who got murdered-like a little girl, and her name was Molly, and nobody thought it was true.

And then, when they

unbricked this,

I'm very pleased.

I mean, I thought I was scared that you're this would be your first overkill without a murdered child involved

well actually

i was getting i was just i was getting i was like oh

he's losing relief he's losing it

um

but uh so it's this girl molly and and the they unbricked the fireplace and they say when they unbricked it they found a child's shoe and it was you know as all children write their names on their shoes it said Molly on it.

Right.

And the other haunted thing was a plastic Halloween skeleton that they had hung from the ceiling.

Other than that, it didn't really seem all that haunted to me.

Well, so, I mean, if you're the lesser haunted pubs, like, what the fuck's going on there?

But the key word here is: I don't know if you, I don't know if anybody else, did you guys catch it early on when he was reading the story?

No.

Self-proclaimed

most haunted tavern.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

It also was self-proclaimed fucking metal club, and all they did was play wham and a bunch of like bullshit music.

Wham?

Yeah, like.

George Michael Wham?

Yeah.

Like the closest they came to metal club.

George Michael was haunting the tavern that night.

Ah, he was haunting the bathroom, right?

That was never proven.

No, that was proven.

He got busted.

Didn't he get busted in the restroom?

I think so, yeah.

He had to do a lot of community service and all that stuff.

So you, how did the amoeba go?

It went really well.

Yeah.

A lot of people there had a good time.

Nice.

I'll talk more about it on the episode before this.

No, I think this is the first one.

Oh, we're going to do this one this week?

Yeah.

Okay.

Then I'll talk more about it on the second one.

Yeah.

Which will be

next week.

Next week.

Okay.

Yes,

it was very cool to see that many people get together and

just watch that, like, that community interact.

You know, people who didn't know each other before, who are friends now, and people that come from different countries.

And

it was nice.

It was nice to just, you know, since it's hard to enjoy anything on a personal level,

it's easier to sit back and watch everyone else have a good time and, you know, interact.

It was cool.

That's cool, dude.

But the rest of it was, I did watch Ming a lot.

Ming was, there's like a room where it's like a tiny bar.

I guess it was like one of the catacomb rooms or whatever, one of the vaults.

And they have a screen on the wall, like a TV screen.

And

what you're seeing is what's going on in the next room, which is the dance floor.

And,

you know, where people are dancing and shit.

And I became consumed with a few other people watching Ming

dance

and

just

the level.

He's got to be on something.

He's got to be.

He's got to be on something or he's like organic brain damage that affected like whatever makes you need sleep,

and he just keeps going.

Did you not take video of this?

No, because it looks so shitty you really couldn't see it.

All right.

But it was fun to watch.

Like he's dancing with a girl, and then a lesbian steals his girl.

And then he kind of like dances by himself for a little bit.

And then he's dancing with some guy.

And then he's like back to the girl again.

And I don't know.

I mean, maybe it's a testament to how bored I was, but.

I wish Mike was here.

Yeah, he's like, it could be a blowing mic.

But didn't Mike go to Scotland?

Mike did go to Scotland, yeah, but he brought his family.

So I think it was

by the sixth or seventh time of making an excuse to his wife of why he had to leave.

Yeah.

He got caught sneaking out.

Michael?

Oh, oh,

yeah?

Are you going to see Ming again?

No.

Creaking to the door.

God damn it.

Kids are just crying

silently.

Weeping.

That's going to get a blowjob for me.

God damn right.

Like Ming's right outside the door.

Hurry up, bitch.

It took you so long.

Oh, Lord.

Some me's bleeding Mike into sucking his dick.

All right, well, none of that happened.

None of that really happened.

But we were.

I should have liked it.

It was interesting.

It's interesting to watch Ming.

I like watching him.

Yeah.

Like observing him from a distance.

You know?

And I was there for a long time.

We got there at like 9.

I was there till like 3 in the morning.

Oh, wow.

Stretch, man.

It was a stretch.

You put in your time.

Yeah.

But also the hotel.

No, you'll like this, Walt.

The hotel was near a place that in

the area it's known as the pubic triangle.

Ew.

And it's

like the devil's triangle?

A little bit.

It's a little down there.

I don't think anybody was missing, but it's like a triangular

piece of land where all the strip clubs in Ederborough are there.

Oh, okay.

Okay, so that's why they call it the pubic triangle.

Now, one of them was named Birkenhare.

And I recognized it.

I was like, what the?

I was like, I recognize that name, those names, but I couldn't remember from where.

And it turns out that

they were serial killers.

Burke and Hare?

In Scotland.

Burke and Hare murders, right?

Series of 16 murders committed over a period of about 10 months in 1828.

And what they were doing was they were killing people and then selling their bodies to a doctor

because

there was a demand for cadavers.

Scottish law required that corpses used for medical research should only come from those who had died in prison, suicide victims, or foundlings and orphans.

Orphans.

Yeah.

It's like if you kill yourself,

you kill yourself, you die in prison, or you got no parrots.

You got no one that loves you.

Yeah, the shortage of corpses led to an increase in grave robbing.

by what were known as resurrection men.

And what they would do is they would rob the graves.

I found this out when I went to the Surgeons Museum.

They would rob the graves and they would leave any jewelry or money they would leave behind because technically taking the body wasn't a crime, but taking the possessions was.

Okay.

So they would leave all the valuable shit behind and just take the body and sell it.

So these guys, Burke and Harris, started

killing people and

selling the bodies to this doctor.

Some doctor.

They received what was for them the generous sum of seven pounds.

A question for you guys.

When do you think it's

acceptable to name?

Like, how long is the, how long?

Does it have to be 100 years in between the murders

before you name something after murderers?

It's got to be a pretty long time.

Right?

You can't open the O.J.

Simpson pub.

Yeah, but I was going to say,

what about that?

Like the Jeffrey Dahmer pub?

Yeah, I was going to say that.

Remember the Lake and that other, that Asian dude?

Oh, Leonard Lake and Charles Ng, yeah.

Yeah, Yeah, so can you imagine the open

like a hundred years from now?

Would it be okay to open up that strip club, the Lake and Ng

pub?

I looked it up.

I looked it up because I was like, I'm like, is it like a serial killer museum?

Like, what the fuck?

Why would they name it after these guys?

And I looked it up because I'm like, I'm not going there if it's just a regular strip club.

Then it turned out to be a regular strip club.

It's just named after these guys.

Nah, I didn't go.

But I thought the same thing.

I was like, can you imagine trying to the outrage?

Well, that's the thing, but I'm saying in 100 years from now, though, would there be outrage?

Like, will I think people be like, who the fuck is that?

Right now, people might be like, who the fuck is that?

All right, but not many people know the Birkenstock and

Birkenhair, yeah.

Birkenstock, Birkenstock murderer.

Hey, man.

I'm going to fucking drown you in patchouli oil, dude.

But they're not recognizable names to the only to only to the serial killer aficionado such as yourself is going to is going to get jar that.

So what's the benefit?

I don't know.

But

like in 100 years, will a Dahmer, will

the Lakening, will they become as

boogeymen?

Yeah, will they become the boogeymen of

that time?

And there's no fear of

offending somebody or it being in poor taste

I don't know I mean

I don't you know I mean history says yes I mean right I mean it has to be right yeah but I mean but there's but now there's so much more you can look up photos well you can look at Dr.

Ripper's victims

I think yeah because they're pretty fucked up yeah you're right but also that no families of the victims would be alive right now to be like, what the fuck?

But in a hundred years, like you say,

everyone is going to be like, well, they'll be like, who?

But I think those guys,

like, if you're going to talk tag teaming

serial killers,

like,

I don't know.

There's not that many.

And there's not that many that are well known.

Like the Menendez Brothers.

Yeah.

Oh, the Menendez Brothers Cafe.

Or the Menendez Brothers child care facility.

Or the old folks home.

home.

Senior developers.

Oh, the Menendez brothers rest in peace, home.

What do you think, Q?

About

the whole

soul bullshit.

Soul bullshit.

Everything I said?

Yeah.

I had your back about it.

No, I missed out.

I mean, I believe that Ming danced with a lot of it.

I certainly believe that.

I'm not saying anything you said isn't true.

But you don't believe there's a haunted tavern?

You don't believe that your ale may be thrown against the wall if you've not got your fingers on it?

I'd have to see that on my own.

The only glasses and pints that I saw falling to the floor were because people were wasted and knocking them to the floor.

I didn't see anything flying against walls or any of that shit.

It was a decidedly unhaunted atmosphere, really.

Well, I mean, let's be honest, has there ever been any video documentation of ale

levitating off a table and flying against the wall?

Not that I know.

I mean, it's just a way to get more people into the pub, right?

Yeah.

I saw, I don't want to.

Yeah, they're like, here's a fucking American asshole with a dumb look on his face.

I'm like, I hear it's haunted.

Any kids get killed here?

Well, now that you mention it,

yeah, behind that brick wall.

And they're like, cool.

They found a shoe.

One of the funniest things that I ever heard comedians say Adam Adam Sandler said, he said he was taking a dick pic, right?

He took a dick pic and there was a ghost in it.

So he couldn't show anybody because he didn't like the way the picture came out of his dick.

So he was going on about the quandary of having proof of ghosts, but not being able to show anybody because his dick was in the photo.

That's actually pretty funny.

Yeah, it's a pretty funny setup.

It doesn't say when it opened, but I'm seeing like

2016, 2015.

I love it.

There used to be these bars in Manhattan.

There's only one left called Slaughtered Lamb, but there used to be Slaughtered Lamb.

Oh, no.

Jekyll and Hyde is open, too.

Slaughtered Lamb, Jekyll and Hyde, Night Gallery, and Jack the Ripper pub.

Were these four horror-themed pubs in Manhattan?

And

now

there's only two down there in the village, and they had things like that.

things that were move and and spooky things and the walls would bleed and shit like that And they would do.

Whoa, whoa, what?

They had special effects, or you mean they told people.

Oh, okay.

No, no, it was themed.

Oh, okay.

But some of them were grungier than others.

Like, it was pretty fucking cool.

So they were drunk.

You never fell for it, but it did create an atmosphere that was kind of cool.

And to find the bathroom, you had to go into this library and push the right book.

Like, it was fucking crazy.

And it's not there anymore, huh?

That sounds pretty cool, like that.

No, Jekyll and Hyde's still there, and Slaughtered Lamb is there,

but not the other two.

And one year, we were going to Jack the Ripper, and they were pulling this body out, like in a movie, like on a stretcher with a white sheet over it.

And for sure, I thought because they did stuff like that, props and stuff like that, I was like, This is fucking awesome.

They have a fake body being carted out, and it wasn't.

It was an actual death

that happened in the apartment above it, and they were getting the body out, and we were all just laughing, like, that's fucking awesome.

And the MT guy was like,

No, guys, it's not.

It's not.

But do you, as a, but

knowing, you know, having your mind opened to the realms of the unexplained, are you ready to say there are no haunted pubs?

No, I'm not ready to say that at all.

No, but what about this one?

Well, if Brian had seen something, I'd be apt to believe it.

It sounded like a lot of talk, no show.

Jeff, what do you think?

Are there haunted pubs?

No.

No?

No.

I like that.

Simple, direct.

Yeah.

He just knows.

It really lends itself to conversation.

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So, what is Miundi's?

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Are they missing out on the geriatric crowd?

Well, it's like every time I laugh, I piss.

Well, I mean, I imagine, though, that

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Oh, you think?

That was three years ago for me.

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Yeah, the idea.

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You may not be interested in haunted pubs, but I knew something you were interested in.

And I want to apologize for a couple years ago, or I don't even know, it was a couple years ago, but I scoffed at you.

I made a dream.

And I came down on you.

I don't think you were here, Q1.

You filled in on an overkill, and I asked you to bring a story, and you brought a story about, and you wanted to talk about pyramids.

And I didn't want to talk about pyramids because I was like, it's so played out.

You could, you know, I was like,

no one gives a fuck about pyramids.

It's like one of the, you know, it's,

it's just, it's like, in the word, it's like the top 10 most played out mystery topic of all time, right?

The pyramids and, you know, all that bullshit.

But

something has happened

that,

do you still want to know how the pyramids were built?

No, no, I know how

I'm Jewish.

I'm pretty much sure how the pyramids were built.

Yeah, how the pyramids were built.

A couple uncles who died on the job.

Wait a minute.

You said, wait a minute, now you're saying you know how they were built?

Of course.

Uncle Mordecai, Uncle Mishmail.

They all built it.

Of course, you know how the pyramids were built.

Do you remember

just like last year he came to it?

The overkill was like, I want to talk about the pyramids.

I don't know how it happened.

It's just so fucked up that it can happen.

As far as, no, no, I know how they were built.

As far as how the certain things were inside of it, how certain hieroglyphics were written, when there's no light able to get down there,

that's the stuff.

So

how did they get those stones stones up to the top?

I'm ready to tell you how they did it.

And it wasn't because of your

uncle.

Did you get the guy at the haunted pub?

No.

I'm serious.

This is.

Your Illuminati?

What is mocking you?

You bring them a topic.

I thought you would be into this.

I thought you'd be like on the edge of your seat.

Well, I am.

Okay, have you ever heard of Nabir Ibin Al-Sumad?

It's your cousin, right?

Isn't that the real name of Apocalypse?

Fucking mutant.

It's not the character from the X-Men Q.

Okay.

It sounds like

it's only the world's most renowned Egyptologist.

Okay.

What do you think?

He got my attention.

What do you think he studies?

What do you think his expertise is?

Pyramids, Pharaohs, all that shit.

He's a professor.

And he has

come to the conclusion

that pyramids were built with the help.

And this is the most world-renowned professor in the world.

Get ready for this.

Tamed

dinosaurs.

Whoa.

Like fucking bedrock?

Like fucking the gravel pit?

It is essentially Fred Flintstone.

And he says that they, because he has found this papyri.

You ever heard of papyri?

It's

what they wrote on.

They're all over inside

the pyramids.

You know, you're talking about the hieroglyphics and stuff?

Papyrus?

Papyrus?

Papyri.

Papyri?

Pap Y-R-R-R-I.

I always thought that was Papyrus.

Ancient papyri

talks about.

I mean,

you're listening to Walt in terms of pronunciation.

Well, I'm the fucking.

It's not papyrus.

Right.

That's paper, right?

Yeah, this is something.

This is some sort of scrolls.

And there's talk of that they had help from the god beasts.

And they talk about how the god beast lived underwater and could walk on land and was so strong it could lift the blocks and put into place.

In a desert.

Well, it wasn't.

What are you talking about?

The Nile, bro.

It wasn't all.

It was succulent, the Nile, and full of...

I'm going back.

I think I'm starting to tame dynamics.

My ancestors are building the pyramids there.

I'm not saying that they didn't have slaves doing it, too.

But the discovery of the ancient papyri and 26 stone cosmetic palettes bearing carved decoration and hieroglyphic writings

was made a few kilometers outside of modern Cairo.

This team of researchers believe that the caves

served some kind of boat storage depot back 4,600 years ago.

And they talk about the god beast,

the Ra Netka.

It was basically like a bronosaurus

that we know today.

And it was docile enough that they could get it to lift stones and put into place.

Is there any evidence?

No.

Well, there's evidence that's right there on the hieroglyphics.

And the writing.

It's on Geese April.

Why are we so quick to believe everything else that they write about?

Oh, okay, well, that's how they made fucking pottery and shit.

But yet, when they talk about the dinosaurs, then we're like, no, this must have been,

this obviously was bullshit.

A couple months ago, weren't you like, dinosaurs didn't exist?

Right.

And that's where I've always been, I've always been fluid in my beliefs, though.

Like, if I hear something or read something, your beliefs.

But if I read or see something that makes me go, okay.

Things that make you go, hmm.

I'll go, all right.

Well, then I'm not so like, it's not written in stone for me.

Okay, so now it's now I can.

But you said it was written in stone on the pompyr.

I meant me, though.

He's got tricks.

You meant me, though.

I'm talking about, like, I didn't believe in dinosaurs.

This is what it may look like, Q.

Okay, how big is the dinosaur?

Yeah, look at that, man.

What?

What are the hieroglyphics, man?

Look right there.

But why are we, but we can believe other hieroglyphics, right?

When it shows them doing everything else on the mundane part of their lives, but yet when they show the moon beast, we're like, oh, well, they must have been.

They're just standing there.

They look more like cats than bronosauruses to me.

The faces are always

tigers or jaguars.

or cats.

I'm going with a cat.

It's a dinosaur head.

That's not a dinosaur head.

That's a cat's head.

Look at this thing.

That's a long neck.

I never saw a cat with a neck that long.

This is crazy.

But now it's proof positive that scientists have thought that men did not live with dinosaurs, though.

They saw a picture.

Which is supposedly true.

Look at that.

Supposedly true.

It's sad if that's not a Loch Ness monster type fucking creature.

But you know how much has changed since we were little.

Or a salamander, if that's the head,

and that's the tail.

Or they just stepped on something while they were pouring the concrete.

I know this was.

This discovery occurs decades after paleontologists have unearthed the first fossils of a colossal new species of dinosaur in Egypt, one of the heaviest creatures to have ever walked the earth.

They have bones?

Do you have pictures of the bones?

Yeah,

this is all true shit.

This is all legitimate stuff.

This guy is not some like.

Dude, a year ago, you were like, hey, how'd they build a fucking

or I tell you how, and you're just like, and you're not impressed at all.

You sound like you're mad.

He's like, the wonder is gone.

Who cares?

The fact that now also there's proof that men walked alongside dinosaurs, something that we have been told by so-called dinosaurs.

This should have been on the news somewhere.

Because it's.

don't you think that's pretty important that they've said that you know so basically you're saying that man and dinosaur walked the earth when they were supposed to be millions of years apart from each other how how often how many times have have scientists had to gone back on what they told us since we were kids okay well you know what what we thought was true actually isn't true now we believe this is how it happened Why is it so hard to believe that dinosaurs and man walked the earth together?

So you're saying that dinosaurs were the only ones around that that could lift up those stones and build them.

Who else could?

Okay.

How big is the Giza pyramid?

To the top.

That's one long fucking neck.

How long is it?

Do you know?

It's a lot longer than a bronzaurus's neck.

Well, yeah, but he had a platform.

They built the build of they get the dinosaur.

I just told you, it was docile and trained.

They would get it to climb up to a certain point, and then it would just build it like

how do you train a dinosaur?

It was also, you said the heaviest, the heaviest being ever.

So that's one, that

must have a lot of

quite a payload.

Yeah, how much could it lift?

But where's Evan?

Do they say where evidence is of these creatures?

Bones, bodies.

Yeah, they found bones.

Bones, could you?

They said they found bones.

They found bones in the streets.

The height was 481 feet,

the Great Pyramid of December.

481 feet.

Okay, so how tall is the Sears Tower?

Yeah.

No, no, no, no.

You're talking about the bottom.

A story is 10 feet, buddy.

Right.

Oh, wait.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

So 48 stories.

Okay.

It's huge.

And so you're saying that, okay, so that the height alone makes you go, it's not possible for a dinosaur to help.

You have a dinosaur up there.

You think a dinosaur is going to fall?

They could use those.

How'd they get human beings up there?

They could use them like steps.

So they just makes sense.

It would be just, it would be like what we consider like a gigantic, like, oh, that's like 100 feet in between steps.

That's just like little baby steps for a fucking dinosaur.

For a moon dog?

Yeah, when you're carrying fucking

fucking brick up there.

What?

When you're carrying a six-ton brick up there?

They could carry a whole bunch and put it right on, like, but how do you know that?

Have you ever seen

theory?

The hieroglyphics in the papyri, that's why they found the bones there because if it is true, it's not papyri.

I'm trying to lift the fucking thing up.

Then they hired my boys to go and finish the job.

They didn't hire them.

That's right, Jeff.

So you're saying it's impossible this can't even possibly be true?

No, I don't believe that.

Sunday, Jeff.

What happens to your sense of wonder?

Yeah, I mean,

I'm starting to wonder about your brain.

You think you took too much iodine?

But when you're talking about, though, but when you have people with stature saying it, and you show you the pictures, because, like I said, you're willing to believe whatever picture is shown on there as long as it's not too outlandish, right?

The pyramids are there.

Right.

They exist.

Right.

Okay.

The pictures are real.

Moonbeast picture is real, right?

The moon beast?

Oh, that picture that he showed, but I don't think that's a dinosaur.

The head doesn't look like a dinosaur.

It looks more like a cat.

The papyri describes a beast, a colossal god beast that lived in the water, bronosaurus, and walked on land, bronosaurus.

In all fairness, when you say picture, it's an etching in stone, not like a photograph.

Right.

But yet we have discovered and we have.

Isn't it like that the shape that it is?

Isn't it like the shape of the ones?

But how much information have we gleaned from the hieroglyphics to tell us how

to how they lived back then, right?

Gleaned?

Yes.

Quite a bit.

Okay.

So why?

So, yeah, but certain things were like, well, that can't be true, but this is true.

Dude, I believe it.

Look at that.

Sunday Jeff is the one who's the

denier.

Look at those moon beasts.

He's a diner denier.

I keep saying moonbeast.

Is that the head of a

cat?

Or a head of a.

It's definitely not the neck of a cat.

That's a dinosaur neck with the face of the cat.

Why would you

like a cat, though?

Look at the tail.

Well, the Egyptians were totally in the cats.

You don't think that Abronosaurus had a tail?

The tail must have been as longer than a Concorde.

They said that all cats came from Egypt.

Really?

Yeah, that they all come from this one species.

Domesticated cats all came from a substance.

Doesn't that look like a species of sand cats?

It's a cat's head

out in the desert that is still alive.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, let me see.

The circle I'm looking at.

I'm just going to set up like an Ankh.

It looks like, yeah, it looks like the body.

Look at the tail.

It looks like it.

I mean, basically, it looks like a giraffe cat.

okay the papyri describes the beasts as

tame

with that I'll believe that

it's a giraffe cat tame beasts of burden who eat the Nile grass whose tail when lashed can kill an army of men and whose necks reach out towards the sky

which lead us to believe the creature could depict a species of rhinosaurus

Mr.

Lead us to believe right but that's all

that's all when When you go see the Museum of Natural History, you think that everything that's written in there is gospel, and it's all what leads us to believe these conclusions.

I don't believe what I'm saying as far as what I can say.

Like, I know the mummies are there.

I know they have the caskets.

I don't know the sarcophagus.

Those are there.

How do you say that?

Those are there.

They have evidence of that.

They have evidence of the pyramid.

Okay, but they also have evidence

of

the God beast now.

With those glasses.

But they have evidence of the God Beast.

In the hieroglyphics, if you are to believe that the hieroglyphics are true, and you do,

why are you on the...

I don't really wrote them.

I'm just saying that looking at that picture that Q just showed me,

the neck is long, but I'm saying if you look at the tail, the tail looks like it's more of a

cat.

What about the papyri, though?

The papyri states.

You're not taking the papyri into account, Sunday Jeff.

Beast of burden.

Okay,

he's a jackass.

Who eats the Nile grass, whose tail when lashed can kill an army of men.

Okay, what cat,

when it wags its tail, is going to kill an army of men?

Yeah, Benjamin doesn't hurt when he wags his tail.

Whose necks reach out

to touch the sky?

I explain that.

Yeah, come on.

You got no answer.

Its long-necked, long-tailed vegetarian could have straddled a modern African elephant, says experts.

We can't speculate if this is the species of dinosaur that may have lived amongst ancient Egyptians, but fossil remains are fairly prevalent in the the Nile region, and these amphibious beasts were definitely common in the area at one time.

Where can we see these bones?

On the internet?

That's what I want to say.

I want to see what the bones are.

Oh, on the internet?

Did you get pictures or no?

I don't have pictures of that.

I got a picture of what he looked like.

I didn't think you'd want to see bones.

Check out this card.

It looks like walking with dinosaurs.

It looks like the fucking cover of the DVD were walking with dinosaurs.

It looks like land before time.

But that's what it would have looked like, though.

Yeah, that's a bronosaurus.

Doesn't that make more sense?

Egyptian dinosaur bones.

Than what we've been told in school?

That people actually built the pyramids, yeah, because it's not possible that people built it.

Why is it not possible?

How could they have lifted those stones that high?

Look up how they built the pyramids.

Oh, look at that.

Those are some dinosaur bones found in Egypt.

They look like what Walt's describing.

Let me say that doesn't look like the one.

Oh, yeah.

He's kind of short, though.

Well, I mean, you got to figure they exaggerated it for the

hieroglyphics, but that could do it.

That could carry a.

But can he put the block on top of a 500-foot?

I thought it was a series of like levers and

no.

No, it wasn't that.

It was a dinosaur.

What I find even more fascinating is that it was tamed and docile, though.

That'd be cool, right?

Right.

Well, why is he smashing armies of people then?

Because they told him to?

Why don't we do that against North Korea?

Send a fucking dinosaur over there.

Send the moon beast wrecking house.

There's the only dinosaur I know is Sunday Jeff and his antique little mine.

A little bit more of how the pyramids were built than your fucking bullshit dinosaur fucking Flintstone fucking.

This is what we were taught in school.

This is the lie that amongst many that we were told.

This is the lie?

That's the lie.

Does this look a little bit more than the loss

than what he just told you?

I mean, I just like to keep an open mind about these things, Jeff.

Maybe pre-Prussian Kissinger's skull, I would have agreed with you, but now I don't know.

I just typed in how the pyramids are built.

So far, I have not seen a picture of a dinosaur.

Is there proof positive?

There is no other way that it could have been built other than...

There, I found the real deal.

There's the proof right there.

What?

Oh, yep, that's aliens.

I looked at a picture of it.

It's an alien.

An alien.

An alien ship.

But there's a lot of speculation.

Would you agree?

I don't believe dinosaurs would.

Wait, but don't dodge the question.

There's a lot of speculation about how the pyramids are built.

Hello?

No.

There's no speculation out there.

Yeah, apparently there is.

Q,

before today,

did you know 100% how the pyramids are built?

No.

Brian?

I didn't.

What's up?

Did you know before today, did you know exactly, like you could say with 100% conviction, this is how the pyramids are built?

No,

not before this podcast.

No.

Zoom, bitch.

Yeah, nobody can

there's there's the other dinosaur.

There we go.

It's over, someday, guys.

You've been zooming.

It's over.

You're done.

You had your chance of it.

You're fucking pulling up some books.

Evidento.

You're pulling the books.

Dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs.

Make sure I'll check that out tomorrow, see if they change the books by tonight.

Well, they don't want to change the books.

You know why?

Because it costs too much money to.

We're still recording, right?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

You believe everything that's been in your textbooks?

No, I don't believe a lot of shit.

Then why?

Then why are you so like, why are you so like aggressive?

That's a lunatic fucking answer.

That's why.

That dinosaurs were alive in the fucking desert heat with barely any fucking.

It wasn't that hot back then.

Are you crazy?

It was before global warming.

100 fucking 10 degrees.

You think that you think Egypt was as hot as it was today back then?

It was all lush.

it was a jungle, it was beautiful.

Yeah, there was a jungle back then.

Did you see um the Ten Commandments?

Was it an idiots movie?

Yeah, we saw it.

I don't think it was the 80s, I think it was literally early.

I think it was the 60s.

Did you see the 10?

I love the silence when he's trying to think.

You know, here I think that long, that long stretch of silence,

he's like, oh, what's he talking about?

The Ten Commandments?

You never saw Ten Commandments?

You should see it.

Why?

Why the fuck would I watch that?

It's a great movie.

Trouton Heston.

Yeah, I know who plays it.

It's all bullshit, but because

there's not a dinosaur in sight, right?

A dinosaur pulls a chariot and leads them to victory.

Where's the dinosaur?

Sorry, Sunday, Jeff.

I had to expose it.

Actually, no, no, that you just

actually, because Jurassic Park, that one building, does look like a pyramid now.

Oh, see that?

Oh, good.

If Spielberg told you it was fucking dinosaurs, you believe him.

Let's your fucking friend.

He's a Jew, though.

Yeah, he's not going to believe any Gentile.

That's right.

He's a Jew.

But I'm saying, if you look at

the building that is, it does look like a pyramid, if I'm not mistaken.

Look at the twinkle in your eye when you're talking about it.

You might have me thinking now, a little bit.

And that's what I'm here to do.

Okay.

Make you think and make the listeners think.

I hope this doesn't lead into dyslexia.

We're going lateral, bitches, soon.

I see you standing there with someone that just doesn't care.

It tears me up apart inside.

I try so hard to do

the things you want me to,

but nothing ever seems right.

What could I do?

What could I say?

Please tell me what it is that makes this go away.

How can I try?

Why do you lie?

How can I get you to stay?

It seems that what I do

just ain't enough for you.

It's like you're trying to blow me off.

I can't quite understand

what makes me think that you're so great.

I keep trying, but you just go.

This ain't no way

to try and make you save.

What could I bring

to make this your way?

Why can't you try?

It's just one lonely line.

How can I get you stay?

I really wanted us,

but you betrayed my trust.

There isn't really much

else that I could say.

Well, now I'm over you,

and I don't feel so good.

I guess we just were meant to stay.

You were my only one.

I wanted you so much.

Just to have you here.

I wanna feel your touch.

You are my only love.

I wanted you so much.

I wanna feel your touch.

What could I do?

What could I say?

Please tell me what it is that makes us go away.

How can I try?

Why do you make

How can I get you to stay?

How can I get you to stay?

How can I get you to stay?

No, in all seriousness, you really don't believe that?

Dinosaurs?

No.

You don't think it's possible that dinosaurs could have lived side by side with man?

Why?

Because scientists have told you.

Who dated them?

Scientists?

Who just want to disprove God?

That's all they want to do.

Damn, she shut down, dude.

He doesn't care.

All scientists are trying to do is throw rocks at God.

That's their whole fucking agenda.

You shouldn't throw rocks at the guy who can throw boulders.

That's God.

You can throw planets.

You can throw fucking planets and dinosaurs.

You can throw fucking stars.

Little planets.

They're called meteors.

That's where meteors come from.

God's fucking pissed.

That's right.

Yeah.

It's God's dingleberries.

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